ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 19th November 2025

Episode Date: November 19, 2025

Post-break up pet arrangements.  Did you buy the VIP package, and was it worth it?  What do you do with your loose coins? I bet you don't do this.  Are Christmas crackers shit?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show requested, so here it is. As long as you've got da-da-da-da. It's ZDM's Brie and Clint, thanks to Wicked Wings Wednesday at KFC. Grab Wicked Wings for just two bucks each. ZM's Brie and Clint. I change your life if you just live on me tonight. Good afternoon, everybody. It is your two favourite problematic drinkers,

Bree and Clint. Reformed. I assume that story was about us. Oh, we reformed. We're reformed. Oh, yeah, we were a fort because it's Wednesday. Mm-hmm. And then we deform Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

Yeah, we're kind of like Pokemon. Yeah, and then we reform on Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. We evolve, we de-evolve, just go back and forth. Detox just to re-tox. I'm just doing research on something we're talking about in the show later, because I'm sick of Christmas crackers. Oh, yeah. I think I'm taking a stand.

I'm going to say it right here right now. Get rid of the Christmas Cracker unless we evolve. Speaking of evolving. Unless they get good. And that's what I'm doing research on. God, there's some actual good Christmas crackers around rather than the crap that you get in... But we've got to agree on what the right price is

for a good Christmas cracker, too. Because I reckon you can probably get excellent Christmas crackers if you're willing to spend stupid money. But it shouldn't be that. And I'm not buying into that nostalgic. Oh, we all get a Christmas cracker, and we pop it and we put the stupid party hat on, and we read the bird,

No, I want to up my game in the Christmas Cracker department. Well, remember we've been trying to put a Christmas Cracker out for a few years. Why don't we do that? We should launch a Christmas Cracker. And instead of, what's the toy that's normally in it, those stupid puzzle games or like a bulldog clip? Sorry, I just locked eyes with Darth Sidious out there with the no eyebrows in her hood up. Our producer Ella has bleached her eyebrows and today she's got her hood up. You look like the evil guy off Star Wars today.

Okay, I'm just a little tired. I had to wake up at 6.30 today. We don't know what emotion you're feeling because you have no eyebrows. I'm sorry, I'm quite cool. You're giving the villain from Harry Potter. Oh my God. She's giving the bad guy from Da Vinci Code. You're giving the two losers from Brent.

That's what I was going for. Ouch, that was a really good burn. I've got a great idea. That was sarcasm. Franklin, the show, as a show, we will release cool, great Christmas crackers, and instead of stupid prizes, we're going to put like a little bottle of gin or a bottle of vodka in there.

Or a fireball. Or a fireball in there. $50 cash. My eyebrows. And one of them, one out of the pack contains $50 cash. So we're going to have to do this next Christmas because we've run out of time this year. It's quite a lot to organise. Unless we handmake them in Santa's workshop. You can come in on Saturday.

We could do that. I would actually do that. I feel like that'd be pretty fun. Yeah, we will do that. See you here, Ella. I'm sleeping. See? No double-blop ass.

Turns out she sleeps upside down. She's a vampire. In a coffin. Hey, big old show on the way. Let's start with Trady versus Lady, where the scores have tightened back up. It is 93 to the ladies and 95 to the Trades. The year is rapidly drawing to a close,

but there's still time for the lead to change multiple times. before then. There sure is. If you want to be a part of it, call now a 800 dial ZM. Play ZDEM's Bree and Clint. Time for Trady versus Lady. It's Trady versus Lady.

Three, two, one. Let's go. Spore update, if you're playing along at home, the tradies, they're on 95 for the year. The lady's on 93, just behind them. Our lady is calling us from Upper Hut. She is 33, and she plays every day with her. It doesn't say what.

Her daughter, her son, her dog. Who do you play with, Shannon? My two kids. Two kids. Oh, fun. What are the kids' name, Shannon? Ronan and Piper. Oh, Gidey, Rona.

Gidey Piper. Let's see if we can get a win on the board for Mum today. You're taking on our tradie from Taranaki, and they are too old to give their age, and they lived in China for 20 years. Welcome to the show, Carlo. Hi, Carlo. How are you going?

Good, thanks. Can you speak fluent Chinese since you live there for so long? Shit, huh? 20 years and you didn't pick up anything? Well, a little bit, a little bit. Bits and pieces. Bits and bobs. I love that you're so old that you stopped counting, too. That's excellent.

That's my goal. Your buzz is Trady, Carlo. Shannon yours is lady, the first to three correct dancers will go home with $50 cash from KFC. Good luck, guys. Here we go. Question number one. What was musician Christina Aguilera's first hit? I'll give you a clue.

If you rub it, you get three wishes. Trady. Yes, Carlo. Genie in a bottle. Was Jeannie in a bottle? One to the Trades. Question number two. What city hosts the next Formula One race that's happening this weekend?

Is it Monaco, Las Vegas or Singapore? Lady. Carlo, just got it. I'm going to go Singapore. Singapore's incorrect. Singapore has already been this year. Shannon. Monaco is incorrect.

It's Las Vegas happening this weekend. No points there. We move along to question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Kiwi band, three letters. Yes, Carlo. L-A-B? L-A-B.

It is L-A-B. Two to the Trades. You need this one here, Shannon, to stay in the game. Question number four. Which Fast and the Furious alumni provided his voice for Groot in Guardians of the Galaxy? One of the biggies. It was Vin Diesel. I am.

I did not know that was Vin Diesel. Did you not know that? No. No points. there. We move along to question number five. What's the difference between Pepsi and Pepsi Max? Lady. Yes, Shannon.

Pepsi Max is no sugar? Correct. Well done. You're on the board. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number six. What day of the week is Christmas on this year? Lady. Yes, Shannon. Saturday? No. Carlo? Worth a guess, though.

Carlo? Sunday. No. Father stays on Sunday. Father's Day. It's Thursday. That's a tough question. No points there. Question number seven,

what was the name of the evil brother in the Lion King that kills Mufusa? Lady. Yes, Shannon. Oh, no. Come on. Charlie. Yeah, Scar's correct. Yeah, I knew Carlo had that if you didn't get it too.

Just got there. Okay, guys, we're all tied up. This is for the win. You have to tell me who sings this. Shannon for the win. Is it Brittany Spears? Oh! No, Carlo, steal it.

She's an Aussie. Oh, yeah, I know. Yeah. Kylie Minow. Kylie Minow. What a game. What a marathon. Carlo, well done.

You got there in the end. We've got $50 cash coming your way thanks to KFC. Good on you, mate. Awesome. Sweet. Tough old day in the Trady Verse Lady Office. We went through all the questions. We had no more.

ZAM's Bree and Clint podcast. Shabuzzi and good news on ZDM. I wasn't here when the jelly roll show got cancelled. Did Shibuzzi still go on and do his bit? Because it was Shibuzzi and Jelly Row, wasn't it? Claudia's saying no. Claudia, did Shabuzzi just... Nah, everything got called off.

What? And the other opener Drew Altridge, maybe his name? He went on stage with Kaylee Bell instead, who was performing. the same night. Well, get out there, Shaboozy, that she chants to steal the show. True, he could have headlined. Did Jelly Roll cancel again? Unwell.

Yeah. Allegedly. He just said, I can't do it. Yeah, he said, I tried, I've done everything I can, but I can't do it. Voice probably is voice then. Because Lord had to cancel a show in London last week because she got food poisoning. She did too. Yes.

She had spitty bum. Yes, our former producer, Anastasia was going to that show. She trained like seven hours to get that. Gutted. Yeah. But you don't want to. Nobody wants to watch Lord shit herself on stage. No.

Do they? No. I'm waiting for it. Most people don't want to see Lord shit herself on stage. Good people don't want to see Lord shit herself on stage. Yeah. I definitely don't. Well, you do want your experience to be unique, don't you?

Because all the shows are kind of the same. You do want to have that one thing that happens. It's just a super fart of us. Superfart of us. Never trust a superfart. Question, if you and your wife get divorced. Who gets the dog? Thank you for saying if.

Most people say when. If, if you were to get divorced? I get the dog. I haven't talked to her about it, but I get the dog. Oh, do you reckon she would put up a fight? I don't know. When we had two cats, it was quite clearly defined. We talked about it.

Yeah, you each got a cat. We each got a cat. And we knew which cat we would get. And I would have won because the cat that she got is now dead. So I clearly picked the right cat. Well, that means she gets the dog now. Yeah. Because your cat's still alive.

But we've got two children. Do we get a child each? Yeah, you get to pick. Okay. Which one would you pick? No comment. You're meant to say no comment. I was about say, I was about say flip a coin, which is the same.

Oh, that's good. Flip a coin for which kid? 50, 50. And give me the dog. And I'm good. You're happy. I'm happy. I'm happy.

The reason I asked, I saw this story about this couple in Delaware, and it's making worldwide news because they're in this huge court case over their dog. Right. And it's been going on for years, and they haven't been able to settle who gets this dog. Okay. So I believe they were together for quite a long time, several years. They both looked after the dog. It was their dog.

And they broke up in 2022, and he took the dog. So he's had the dog for the last three years. Yeah. But it's been going through the courts, and finally, because he said, I deserve the dog. My dog, my daughter gave me this dog. And she said, we were in a loving relationship. She gave us a dog. Us, the dog, yeah.

And we both cared for the dog for years. Finally, the judge has said, the only way he sees this being settled is if it goes to auction. So the dog goes to auction. Yeah. Which I was like, what does that mean? So both of them bid on the dog. Yeah. And whoever bids them.

the most wins. It'd have to be a blind auction, wouldn't it? Potentially. Because otherwise, you would go, the maximum I have is $3,000 and I'll go, all right, $3,001. Yeah, so the way it works. So you must submit your bid and the other person can't see what it is, right? No, I don't know. I love when a judge gets creative with the solution, because judges can do whatever they want, right?

And he's like, okay, bid for the dog. So the winner of the auction gets the dog. Yeah. And then the loser gets the amount of money that they bid. I kind of like that. Yeah. And that's how they're going to finally sort this court case for the dog. So pretend it's blind, the auction.

And it's your dog. Which one? Which one do you like more? Flipper coin. You like Merrill more. It's Merrill. Okay. How much are you bidding?

I don't know. How much are you bidding? It's so hard if it's a blind. auction because I don't know. Yeah, I know. So you just bid the most that you would pay. That's all you can do. Okay.

Okay, I've got it in my head. Yeah. Yeah. Place your bid. Okay. 10 grand. Oh, yeah. I feel like that's good.

That's my baby. That's my child. Yeah. How much does she cost? She was like 150 bucks. She was like 300 bucks from the adoption agency because she's a rescue. Buy a lot of metals. She's worth way more than that to me.

We want to talk to people this afternoon who have. a interesting post-break-up pet agreement. Have you guys come to some sort of solution that means you share the animal or that one of you got to take the animal outright? But whatever it is, you reached the decision in an interesting way. It's not the norm. It's not weekend about.

Yeah, what happened? You had pets. You broke up. And then there was an interesting agreement around who gets the pets, who got the pets. Maybe you were the sidepiece. and you guys got a dog together and you said, you let me keep the dog

and I won't tell your wife what you've been up to. Maybe it was blackmail that you used. I don't know. 0,800 dials at M or text it to 9696. We're looking for the most interesting post-breakup pet arrangements. Yep. What are you got for us? We want to know your post-breakup pet arrangement.

Yeah, what went down, who got the pet, or maybe you share custody? Who knows? What I'm finding from these text machines is the text messages, sorry, often a bargaining chip. They're also a vehicle for revenge a lot of the time too. Because you're quite hurt in the breakup sometimes and you go the only leverage I've got is this animal. And I'm going to use it to my advantage. Sometimes it can work out.

Listen to this one. We share the animals week on, week off. Pick them up from daycare on the Monday of the week that is ours. There you go, because I was thinking share them is fine If you can be bothered seeing each other Yes But that solves that problem, doesn't it? It does

And you just say all your passive aggressive stuff To the person at doggy daycare You go, oh, how is he looking? Is he getting fatter? I see that he's got an awful haircut again Oh, oh, this stupid B word girlfriend in here too Oh, you were talking about, I was talking about the dog Oh

You were talking about the partner? No, I'm talking about the partner Here's a text And I quite, this is quite interesting they said, we had two rotties. When we split, I kept both. Then he asked to have the girl rottie. It broke my heart, but I gave her to him.

Then he got sick and couldn't care for her. And my mum got the rotties because he refused to give her back to me. How petty? So petty. He'll give it to your mother, but not you. Little does he know I got her back through mum. Of course you did. Your mum's like, just shush, okay?

I'll just give it to you. you, just shush. I'll just say that I've got it. I'll just pretend that I've got it. What about this one? Hey, my ex and I had a dog together. When I left his sorry ass, I knew I wanted the dog as he never walked her, didn't know what vet she went to, or what brand of food she ate, stuff like that.

I went into the council a week before I left and signed her over into my name and made it so he could not change it. When I left and said I was taking the dog, he piped up and said she wasn't even registered to me, which I was. I replied, try me. Yes, she is. Don't mess with me and my baby. There you go.

Well, it sounds like he didn't deserve the dog anyway. I just had to change the ownership of my dog over from Ross Boss. Because I got my dog from Ross boss. Is that when you and Ross were together? Yeah. Yeah, me and Ross Boss got a dog together. And then when we separated, I got the dog. And he got the cat, Forrest.

No, I got the cat as well. Oh, no, yeah. No, the cat when you guys were together. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. My ex did the dirty, and we had a cat and a dog. We had to sell our house, and both of us went into rentals. So I made him take the dog, because it's harder to find a rental with a dog than it is a cat. Plus, the dog wasn't well house trained.

Sounds like you got the animal you wanted. Yeah, it does sound like that. What about this one that's just come through? My daughter's partner and his ex share custody of their dog for years after their breakup. When she found out he and my daughter were expecting, she reneged the custody arrangement and refused to give the dog back. The dog was registered to her. Yeah, see, she was obviously still harboring feelings.

And the dog may have just been a way of staying in his life. Oh, I never even thought about that. And then she's like, oh, you've moved on, have you? Well, guess what? Yeah, I'm taking the dog now. No more dog, a-hole. Yeah, that's messy. I guess just understand the commitment you're making when you get an animal, you know?

Or, oh no, that's not the moral. Get two. That's what we're doing. Get two. Yeah. Get two. And then they can deal with being split up. And only get attached to one of them.

Yeah, that's how it works. But communication is important in a relationship. Don't both get attached to the same animal. It's like my relationship. We've got two dogs. Yes. And I don't even know one of the dog's names. And that's good.

Because I'm not attached to it. That's boundaries. You know, I'm just kind of like, who's dogs. you get home and that dog's like, play with me. I'd love to, but I have to guard myself. Boundaries. About from break, when I break, when I break up with my partner, who I love. Yeah.

Yeah. That's good. That's what me and Ross Boss should have done. You should have. But hey, hindsight is a funny thing. Isn't it? ZD.N.'s Branklant. It's Wicked Wing Wednesday at Wango Tango at KFC right now.

Two dollar wicked wings every Wednesday. The T live from L.A. with D. MacArthur. Dean, tell us the guy who stormed Ariana Grande on the Wicked Premier carpet, he's going to get jail time. He is getting jail time, Brie, and he's getting nine days in jail. Now, this is what happened. Let me set the scene for you.

It was the Wicked 2 Premier in Singapore. Some of my friends were there, actually, and this guy rushed onto the red carpet very aggressively. And it was honestly, I know you might have seen some angles of this, but I got to see a different angle the other day where You could really see him running, charging towards her. And that wouldn't frighten anyone. If you watch the video, you can see Cynthia Arriva literally jumps in like a bodyguard.

She literally jumped in there to protect Ariana Grande. This guy has received nine days in jail. But I want to tell you a little bit of extra tea that's not really in the press. After that, they then refused to do a lot of interviews. So you may not, you guys might know that, but people are driving home might not know that. Okay. They actually canceled a lot of interviews after that happened because everyone was a super upset. The security freaked out. It was just a really upsetting. Remember, Ariana did have a bomb

go off at one of her concerts once years ago in the UK. So things like this are very, very jarring for her. And so a lot of interviews got cancelled after that happened. This guy has charged celebrities before, I believe he actually once charged at Katie Perry. It was literally a couple of months ago, Dane, and it was in Melbourne on this latest tour and he ran up on stage and, yeah, grabbed her. Well, he's going to jail and he nearly got knocked the hell out by Cynthia Arrivo as well. So hopefully he's finally learned his lesson. Because, yeah, I mean, who knows?

Depends how long in jail, they? Nine days. Okay, nine days. He probably won't learn his lesson. Probably enough. Nine days in a Singaporean jail, though. Yeah. Oh, probably quite nice.

Fancy. I mean, I don't want to go. I don't put me in there, but... No, you said that you want to go see. So we're going to go to Singapore. Damn it. You're going to chew some chewing gum and you get taken to jail. Off to jail.

That's the tea with D. McCarthy. Z&M's Breed and Clint podcast. Metallica is playing at Auckland's Eden Park tonight. There's currently 40,000 black-clad bogans sifting around a very soggy Auckland city, actually. When was the last time Metallica played in New Zealand? 2011. Oh, long time ago. The last show, though, I meant to do here, got cancelled.

COVID? Nah, the lead singer went back into rehab. Oh. So they had to cancel that show. But they're back and tonight is going to be incredible. I was very tempted because I'm a Rotorua Bogan at Heart. That was my youth band, Metallica, and I was very tempted to get a last minute ticket.

But I haven't, and I'm kind of in two minds about it. But... Because you're still on that New Year's resolution that you said at the start of the year. What's that? Where you said, I'm not buying anything. Yes. I will get given all my tickets.

through all my contacts. I'm not going to buy a ticket this year. I didn't say that. You've done pretty well though. Didn't you say yesterday? You're like, I've exhausted all my contacts. No, I was trying to buy a ticket yesterday. Yeah, no, you were. That is fair. You were trying to buy a lot. Great. Excuse me. After you exhausted all your contacts. Exactly. When I was looking at tickets, I found the VIP package, which I believe there's still a couple of VIP tickets left for Metallica. and the price of a VIP ticket for Metallica. I'm interested to know. So it's called the Snake Pit because, of course it is, called the Snake Pit.

And it's $4,000. What? To be a VIP at Metallica tonight in the Snake Pit for, yes, Claudia, for one ticket in the snake pit is $4,000. That's outrageous. Do you want to know what you get? Yeah, I want to know what I'm getting for $4,000. I bet I would want to kiss the lead singer James.

Yeah. For four grand. Really? Yeah. Okay. I think that's four and a half. Oh, okay. You get access to an exclusive standing section right down the front of the gig during the concert.

That's the snake pit. Right. You get to go in. You get a meet and greet and conversation with two band members. Which ones? Doesn't specify. I reckon they split them off. Okay.

So two over here and two over here. There's only four of them. You get an official photo with them. Okay. You get a backstage tour. You get a photo on the stage. You get a party with the other snake pit fans before the show. Where's the party at?

Free drinks and canopays. It'll be in one of the rooms at Eden Park. Okay. And you get priority lanes at the venue. I don't know if that's for toilets, but maybe for drinks and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For four grand, I want a bar in the snake pit that I don't have to pay for. yeah surely yeah 100% I don't want to be paying for any drinks I just I want yeah I want a limo to pick

me up for four grand yes and I want a seat yeah I want a seat in area it's not very heavy metal but I want a seat I want a lazy boy yeah in the snake pit in the snake pit where I can like go and retire to the lazy boy I want a lazy pit on on the stage just I can be in the corner but I want to be on the stage to watch the show. Yeah, a snake pit, and then you have the lazy pit when you want to go sit down. The lazy snake pit. Yeah, yeah. I

could never. $4,000. $4,000. For one night. I couldn't justify it. Is there a band you could justify it for? Even if you had the money, could you justify it for who do you love? I don't think there's anyone where I could justify it. Like $4,000. I don't know if I

could. Do you reckon your mum would spend $4,000 a BG's experience. Oh, we should ask her. I guess for $4,000 if it meant bringing the BGs back to life, it'd be good money well spent. I mean, I would probably also do it then. Yeah, yeah. Because that's amazing.

Like, that's money well spent. Yeah, the BG's family were like, wait, you wouldn't bring our relatives back to life for $4,000? My Lady Gaga tickets, because I'm going to Lady Gaga next month. Yeah. I thought I was like, that was, it was at the top. Are they the most expensive tickets you've ever bought? Yes.

They weren't the most expensive tickets at the show. But for me personally, it was the most expensive ticket I've ever bought. Do you mind if I ask what you paid? What do you think I paid? Because I know you went to ERA's Tour, and I know that wasn't cheap. No, our tickets weren't too bad for ERA's Tour. I mean, I think it was flights. Oh, the whole thing.

You know, the whole thing that ended up being quite expensive. Did you spend 500 bucks on your Lady Gaga ticket? No. Oh, you didn't? 420, a ticket. Yeah. Better be good. Even now, it makes me feel sick.

I spent that much. Yes, Claudia. Would you, for example, once in a lifetime opportunity, all five Spice Girls are doing a one-off, one night only, there's an option for you to spend $4,000 to get to the front. Are you doing it? You get to have a conversation with two of them. With two of them.

Oh, do I get to pick which two? No. It might be scary. Oh, what if I get the duds? It might be scary and baby. No, I mean, there's no duds of the Spice Girls, but there's ones I'd prefer to talk to than others. I don't know if I could

And you get a laminated lanyard Yeah Oh no now you've sold me Nah I don't think I could Really even for the Space Girls Four A lot of money

It's crazy money And I don't know who's spending it Even the biggest fan I don't know where you find How you justify $4,000 But if you can Good on you And we would love to know what it's like

I'd like to talk to people this afternoon Who have bought the VIP package before for any concert. You love this artist. Maybe you thought it's the last time you're going to get to see them. Maybe you saved up for ages. And you thought, you know what, screw it. I'm going all in.

I'm buying the VIP package to go and see pink or whatever it is. This conversation has just sparked this memory that was like deep in the back of my mind. Yeah. When I was dating this guy, we were in our 20s. And he bought a VIP package to a concert. Four. Four. Do you know who it was for?

The pop bellies. Neil Diamond. Oh, VIP at Neil Diamond. And I remember he went on and on about being in the Diamond zone and it gave me the egg. That is the good name for the Neil Diamond VIP area. Diamond tickets to Diamond. Look, I like Neil Diamond just as much as the next person, but I'm pretty sure he spent multiple thousands of dollars. Dude, you're 24.

He literally wrongs, mum's life. What are you doing? Oh, 800 dial ZM. We want to know if you've ever done the VIP thing. Who was it for? How much did you pay and was it worth it? The ZM Podcast Network. We're hypothesizing on what show could possibly be worth that.

Claudia suggested that you would pay $4,000 for the Spice Girls to be a VIP in the Spice Girls snake pit. And you couldn't justify it. Text machine, people are saying $4,000, not enough. They'd pay $5,000. Yeah, now that I think about it, I think I'm just really poor at the moment. Well, this is the thing. If you've got the money, it doesn't seem like a lot of money.

Yeah. But to a normal person, $5,000 is an insane amount of money to spend on a concert. I just don't have that kind of money. So we want to know if you ever paid for the VIP package. We never have. But did you? Who was it for? What did you get?

How much was it? And like, what do you think it was worth it? Mel has called through. Gidey Mel. Hi, Mel. Hey, how's going? Good. Who'd you get the VIP treatment for, Mel? We've done it for Katie Perry.

Okay. We've got some cool goodies with that. Was that the PRISM tour? Yes, it was. Okay. We got first entry into this little room for a little party and stuff. But the best one we've ever done it for all three of her concerts is pink. You've done VIP for Pink?

Wait, wait, three concerts? Every single time. Three times that she's been here. You didn't go to all three nights of Pink? Not all three concerts The years that she's come for Okay, Mel, how much was that? The most recent one was

I believe nearly 4,000 Do you get to meet her for that? No, sadly But that was for two tickets And also an 11-month-old baby Who we had to pay $500 for What? Yeah

What? You could have got a babysitter for $200 He had to have his own ticket apparently But if you look on YouTube, Pink actually talked to my sister about her baby. Yeah, that's pretty good, but you should have got to meet Pink. For four grand, you should have got to meet Pink. Oh, we wish.

But we did get a high five from her, so that's a bonus. Okay, well, that's a plus. Now, I love your enthusiasm. You know what you like, and you're willing to spend money on the things that you're passionate about. It's kind of cool. Absolutely, and I'd definitely pay about 10 grand to meet the Spice Girls easy. Would you?

I wonder if the Spice Girls know this. Yeah. Maybe it would like... Does Victoria know this? Yeah. Yeah. I'm a bit scary knows it. She's like, goys.

She's been campaigning for a Spice Girls World Tour. So not all of us are married to David Beckham, okay? Todd's here. Hi, Todd. Hi, Todd. What was it, Todd? What did you get the VIP package for? So not quite a concert, but the, like, Football World Cup.

Okay. Okay. The, where? Which country? So that one was in Qatar. In Qatar, the most recent one. Was it for the final? I was like a hospitality package

so I've included like a bunch of games and yeah included the final and stuff like that. Did you get to meet any players or anything? Yeah, so some of the players afterwards that was pretty alright. Okay, and what did you spend on your VIP World Cup package? That was 15K USB. Ah, 15,000 US dollars.

Do you say USD? Todd, you know, you must be a... Massive football fan. Oh, yeah, but I've been to, like, all the World Cup. So the next one's in America next year. So I just put the, you have to like register, yeah, and put a deposit down, so I've just done that. And then, but yeah, I'll be watching the White's next year.

Did you go to any of the Women's World Cup games? Because they were just here in New Zealand. There was, yeah, so when they were here, I went, but the, what do you call it? I don't know. I prefer the men's competition. Yeah, right. You like the $15,000 option. Yeah, you want the $15,000 option.

How much you're spending on the... Oh, no, no, it's just more... I don't know. At the moment, there's more prestige in that side of the tournament. Careful, Todd. I wouldn't want to be next for, would I? Yeah. I mean...

I mean... I let him go. Todd, how much are you spending on the US one? I think that's like 32. 32. $32,000. Yeah, yeah. Wow.

Do you go on your own? I go with a mate of mine. Yeah, right. And you and him go every World Cup? Yeah, so I went to Russia and went to Qatar and going to America. But yeah, no, it's all right. It's like football's a lot bigger, not here, right? So like where I'm from in Europe, it's like a religion.

Yeah, no, it's a pretty big deal around the world. Yeah, yeah. Thank you, Tom. We appreciate the insight. That's really fascinating. What do we got on the text machine here? Someone said that they went to ACDC, VIP, 700 bucks. I probably would think about doing that for ACDC, 700 bucks.

That'd be a fantastic show. Nah, this is the one for you. Brittany Spears, circus tour, VIP ringside tickets, 800 bucks, 2012. Keane. I probably would. I probably would. That's a bargain. If you could rewind the clock and see Brittany 13 years ago,

VIP for 800 bucks. Say less. I'm doing that. Someone else said got VIP for Eminem's Rapture Tour in Sydney, 800 bucks each. You got free drinks. And our own bar slash toilet was definitely worth it. Damn, you've got a free toilet.

That's sick. Not VIP, but I grabbed the last front row ticket to Celine Dion's fourth to last Las Vegas show in 2019. Spent about 800 NZD and six grand to get to Vegas. She sang directly to me and I have it on video. I easily would have spent four grand to meet her as well. Yeah. It depends what you're passionate about, right? That's pretty worth it.

Yeah. Because, I mean, you also get the experience of going to Vegas. Totally. As long as it's not women's football, right? Oh, gross. I have to pay me to watch. It's ZAM's Bree and Clint podcast. It's time for Google down.

Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? time for brilliant cleanse. Google Down. Punk. Yehoo! Indeed. Google Down. Being away for a couple of weeks, but it's back and it's where we try and find out who is the fastest Googler in the team and they can win you $50 cash. How good? Yeah, boy. All right. I've put these questions into Google and then I'm looking for the first person to yell out the correct answer. First person to get three of those wins. Prediction for who's going to win today, Bree?

I feel like I'm out of practice. I've got to be honest. It's been a hot minute. I think it's feeling confident. Mine are tight. I'll say Ella. Man am a jeff. You think Ella's going to win.

Okay, thank you guys. All right. Are you guys ready for the first question? I hope so. Yes, Mama. How much money did the last women's soccer world cup generate? 25. Over a billion.

300 million. Take that answer, Claudia. You really? It was around a billion dollars. Not too bad. Not too shabby. Five hundred and seven times. Happy at all.

Some people had to watch. All right, here comes question number two. How many weeks of training does it take to become a police officer in New Zealand? 20. Oh my gosh, go away. Go away. How do you know? I googled it.

Seems like you've got a good teacher. Question number three. Clint and Ella, you need this one to keep Claudia out of the winning spot. Maybe is Claudia has had some practice. How old is Blue Ivy Beyonce's daughter? 13. Clint got it.

Sorry for yelling. I believe it was a guess. No, it wasn't. Sometimes Google gives you a little box. It gives you a little early box. It's like a little treat. You've got to be faster me. You were spot on the money.

She is 13. That's not trying to control her emotions. One to Clint. Two to Claudia. Question number four. How many types of anaconda are there? Three, four. One of you is right?

Me, it's me. Four. And it's Ella. It's four species. Well done, Ella. Well, none. How do you know that, Ella? Mm-hmm.

Research. One to Ella, two to Claudia, one to Clint. Question number five. How many people total attended Coachella Festival in 2025? $250,000. $125,000. $250,000, but Ella said it first. All of you were wrong?

What? Ask the question again. How many people total... 110,000. Attended Coachella. festival in 2025. 100,000? I'm still getting 250.

125,000 a day, 250. 750,000 over the six days. I'll give it to Ella. Oh, what? She was the first one to have the correct answer. Everyone was saying the wrong thing, but I'll give it to you. And that is why, ladies and gentlemen, that we persevere through times of... You haven't one yet.

You haven't one yet. You don't celebrate too early. I'm not celebrating. Question number six. You're prophesising. Just going to stop her. there. Who invented chuppa-chups? Ernrich Burnett.

Errneux Burnett. Enric Burnett. Enric Burnett. I'm going to give it to Claudia. No, you don't. I have to, Ella. She won. You go back into the tapes. I sit at first. You did not, but I will go back. You go back, baby. You go back. Caudia takes it out again, which means Greg, you backed Claude And you get the $50 cash

Well done, Greg Yep This is going to blow your goddamn minds What? Chuppa means lick And the chuppa-chup logo Was designed by Salvador Dali Chappa-chop my nuts

That's insane, right Greg That's nuts That's mental I don't know I don't know who that is It's... The melting clocks are a painter? It's very out of character.

Yeah, totally. It's so like pop art, isn't it? Oh, the melting clocks guy? Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Did he also paint the screen?

No. No. Was Edvard Munch? I took a shot. I took a shot. Hey, well done, Greg. We've got 50 bucks cash coming your way. Thanks to our mates at Neon.

Oh, how good? Good on you, Greg. Remember when Ella started celebrating? after she got two correct. Remember when she said chop a chop my nuts? Yeah, you guys didn't listen to that. That was a good goal's joke. And that's why you persevere through times of our way, I lost.

If anyone wants some good advice, hit me up. Do you want me to 50% her? It's a great life lesson here, guys. If you just keep trying, you could some second. Equal. Equal. A ZM's Breinclin podcast. Claudia told me a story.

when you were away on Monday, Brie. And my reaction to it was, my mouth was a gape, is how I would say I reacted. Oh, you told him about the... No, I haven't told them about that, yeah, no, no. Oh, keen, though. But tell me off the, tell me off here. Yeah, that's an off-it chat.

The story in Croatia? Yeah, yeah. On the boat? Yeah. No, guys. Middle of summer. Guys, focus. Guys, focus.

Claudia, I just want you to say the sentence to Brie about what your friend does with coins. Okay. And I just want to see Bree's reaction. Okay, Claudia, go for it. So, I have a friend who, when they have spare change, coins, little pieces, they don't want them, so they put them in the bin. What? Yeah.

Is this friend of yours a billionaire? No. Very much not. They put them in the bin. Yes, so they don't want the coins so much. What? They hate them that much that instead of spending them. Or saving them.

Or saving them or giving them to me. Wait. They put them in the bin. All coins? All coins. Like a $2? Including gold coins. All coins.

They have so little regard for coins. They put them in the bin. In the bin. In the bin. I feel like that's illegal. I feel... I think it is illegal. I think I'm pretty sure it's illegal.

Yeah, I think it is illegal to destroy to destroy money. Yeah, it is. But they're never going to get caught. It just... I know you're the same. Actually, everybody will be the same. Surely.

It clashes with something in my brain. You're literally throwing away money. Yeah. Like literally. It's like putting your shoes in the dishwasher. It just doesn't compute. It doesn't feel like something that should. It kind of works for putting your shoes in the bin too.

What? Like, it feels weird if you put your shoes in the bin. It does feel weird. I never know where to put old shoes. See what I mean? It's the same feeling. Yeah, yeah. He's putting like, well, not exactly the same.

No, it's different. It's just bizarre. What do you guys do with a 10 cent coin? You saved them up. You put it in your wallet? I put it in the little ashtray thing in my car. Oh, yeah, I could do that. Mine's on my door handle.

Put all my coins there. And then when you see someone at the lights, you just scoop out whatever coins are there and you just give them to them. I save up for an ice cream. Oh my gosh, you're a child. Go to the dairy. Do you have a money box? I have a money jar. Do you know who loves coins?

Children. Not too young because they'll swallow them. But like kids, my kids, love. I love coins. It's whimsical. It's how fun is a coin, you know? I can't believe they throw them out. Throwing them out is insane to me.

Because you get a handful of $2 coins, guess what you've got, $10. Oh, wow. When you put it like that. Exactly, Ella. It doesn't take many twos to make a 10. That's a two, four, six, 18. Piece of chicken from KFC. It's two coffees.

They put them in the bin. Buy a lotto ticket. Does anybody else do that? 966. I hope that's the only person. who throws their coins in the bin. Someone said marking meters love coins. That's a good one.

Marking meters. Parking meters. Sorry, dyslexia. Parking meters. Are there still parking meters in the country that take coins? Yeah, there would be. Is there? Our ones are all digital now. They're annoying.

Remember when we went to Invercargill and we saw the oldest looking parking meter ever? That's right. That's right. But even that was six years ago. Yeah, that's true. And it's true. What do you do with your coins?

I, the exact same thing as you. I put them in the Senate. console of my car and then I'll give them to people at the lights. There's a little jar in our cupboard too in the kitchen and if you go into the dairy to get some milk grab a handful of coins. Yes exactly. Yeah. I get quite a sense of accomplishment

if I buy something with my coins. Here's a text and I like this one more than the bin. I throw them on the ground for other people to find because I can't stand coins. That's way better. That's way better. It's a little bit of joy in somebody's day. See? That's a way better idea. Is that littering?

What? Nah. Someone said, I randomly hide coins throughout my house. I just had a spring clean and I found $110 of coins. I love that. Is that like a game that they play with themselves? Yeah. That's fun.

Put them down the couch. Such a good idea. Oh, and we've got to text, Gore still takes coins for their parking meters. Got on Gore. Yep. Shout out Gore. Is Gore North Island? No.

No, it's just above invocable. No need to be poor in Gore. Nice. You never pour in gore. You just repeated what Bree said. But slower. Play ZDEM's Brie and Clint. We want to talk about ultra-organized people this afternoon, and we mean ultra-organized.

Ella, you told us a story about a person who fits that description, right? They are ultra-organized. Tell us the thing they've done well in advance. My father-in-law is going to London. Okay. Soon. So, you know, you have to pack. for that, definitely. How soon?

Guess. He's going this weekend. Fair enough. You'd think you'd pack now for a chance weekend. I'd start packing. I'd still finish my packing the night before. It depends how long the trip was. Yeah. I think it's like a couple of weeks. Two weeks for him.

Okay. Yeah. The trip he's leaving. Already packed is coming up in four weeks. What if I need stuff? That's in that bag. His excuse or reasoning was that his next four weeks is quite busy and so he did down day on Sunday. He doesn't have a single gap in the next

four weeks that he can pack for a trip to London. It's a whole month! And he's fully packed. To be fair, he's a doctor, but like, I don't know. What's that got to do with it? I don't know. He comes home. You know, you've got time.

Nah, that's weird behaviour, man. We just did a week in Fiji and I basically had to take all of my undies. Yeah. You know? So I packed the night before we went to Fiji because I needed to wear my undies in the lead-up and then do a full wash of my undies the day before.

Yep. And then lay out my pair for the plane the next day and then pack all the rest of my undies into my suitcase. Wait. If I was going to London... How many undies do you have? Oh, I've done a big downsize. We're at about 20.

Okay. Because I feel like you need more undies than that. For Fiji. No, like you need more undies than 20 pairs. In life. Because when you do go on a trip, what if you're... At a place where you can't do washing?

It's a great question, yeah. You know? Is true success in life having a set of travel undies and they stay with your suitcase? That's next level stuff. Isn't it? Isn't it? And when you get home from holiday, you wash your suitcase undies.

And they're ready to go. And you pop them back in the suitcase and pop that in the wardrobe for your next trip. Yeah. I bet all my undies wish they were just vacation undies. Yeah, we hate to see me coming. All your undies want to break, eh? Or your holy undies. Most of them.

Every time Bree opens their undies door, they're like, please not me. Choose him. It's like that movie sausage party when they open the fridge and they're like, please no. Anyone but me. I don't want to go back there.

Okay, my undies don't get that much of a hard dog. Those poor things. I mean, there is a lot of luminescent crotch happening. One pair of Bree's undies is like, I volunteer. tribute. My partner keeps trying to throw

heaps of my undies out and I'm like, nah, they still got a good couple of weeks in them. One of Bree's undies is like, he's going to sacrifice himself. There must be another way. You guys don't?

No. He's going to sacrifice himself. Anyway, what are we talking about? We're talking about being organized. Yeah. I'm not organised. No. What are you saying no that I'm not? No, I'm saying we're not organized.

I'm not organized either. Not to the degree of being packed for a holiday four weeks before the holiday. He must have a spare toothbrush. I've got two toothbrushes. I've got an analogue toothbrush and electric toothbrush. You don't have two undies though. An analogue toothbrush? Yeah, analog. Old school.

Oh, okay. Yeah, like old school toothbrush. analog and electric Yeah, yeah I know what you mean We want to talk to people who are ultra-organised See, I feel like when I think of an ultra-organized person I think of Monica from Friends

Yes, yeah She's so organised Someone who has a spreadsheet for next Christmas Yeah, she's got a spreadsheet for having fun Yeah And then we'll have fun at this time Then we'll have dinner, then we'll have some more fun Correct, and the irony is

if she didn't have a spreadsheet for fun, she wouldn't have any fun. Yeah. It wouldn't be fun for her. Exactly. Because it'd be disorganized. Either you are the ultra-organized person or you're in a relationship with an ultra-organized person

and you can give us an insight into what life with an ultra-organized person is like. Oh, 800 dial Z-M. Or you can text us on 9-6-96. We would love to hear about what it's like. Someone texts her and said, I get Christmas presents sorted by July. July? Yeah, people. Maybe they're having Christmas in July.

Maybe they'd just buy them in the Boxing Day sales ZDM's Brie and Clint Podcast Ella just told us about her father-in-law who's going to London for two weeks in four weeks

and is already fully packed He's packed his whole bag a month out His suitcase is ready to go It's by the door So we want to talk to ultra-organised people And I guess kind of In a way Just know what that's like

What does that feel like? Yeah Because do you think it alleviates stress or it creates more stress? I wouldn't know. No. I'm not organised. Being disorganised is stressful.

It is. But it's only stressful on the day, you know? The rest of the time, easy, breezy, beautiful. I'm not thinking about it. Oh, no, see, I'm not like that. Oh, really? Yeah, I procrastinate and stress about it for days and weeks in the lead-up. And then finally it'll take me like five minutes to do something.

And then you do it. And then I'm like, oh, why didn't I do this? That's an ADHD thing though, right? 100%. Yeah. So we asked, are you ultra-organized? Someone said, guys, I am polyamorous. Next-level organization is required.

I bet it would be. Because you've got to manage all your dates. Imagine dating more than one person. Yeah. It'd be so much to organize. You know who would need to be ultra-organized? Cheaters. 100%.

You know? Because you'd have to know where you're taking that partner. Yep. And where you're taking that partner. I said the other partner doesn't know. You'd need to run. And the person's not like, oh, sir, you were just in here yesterday with your wife. And they're like, shut up.

You need to run an immaculate diary calendar. You'd have to have your gifting all planned out. Oh, too stressful. I'll just stick to the one, I reckon. Someone said, my father-in-law does an Excel spreadsheet for any family event we have. At the last family barbecue, he sent his wife around with a piece of paper to write down everyone's requests of what they wanted at the bar. It's efficient, you know? I wonder how long out that was, like how many days, weeks.

But you know that at that barbecue, you have to eat what you said you were going to eat. You can't get up there once the food's being served and go, oh, maybe I'll have an extra sausage because he hasn't factored in that sausage. No. You told him you wanted two sausages and a piece of steak. That's what you get. And so that's what he's cooked for you. Someone else said, my husband is super organized and I'm spontaneous.

It drives me crazy. the only thing I'm organised with is buying myself birthday presents and Christmas presents. So you're organised when it comes to yourself? So does that mean your organised, super organised husband doesn't buy you birthday or Christmas presents? Oh. Like you have to buy them yourself. We've had a text from an ultra-organised person. We asked, does it alleviate or create stress?

And they said it creates more stress, being ultra-organised. Here's a great text. It says, my husband scheduled half a morning for hangover on our honeymoon spreadsheet. He schedules everything down to the minute, including space to buy snacks. It's very efficient, and I'm happy to go along with it. Space to buy snacks? Like a time frame where you're like, this is where we'll go out and buy the snacks. Yeah, he's planned it that rigorously.

It's like down to the minute. Has he scheduled the other stuff too that happens on a honeymoon? Oh, and does he schedule different types? And how much time does he schedule? Yeah. Because does he schedule how much time you want? Does he schedule how much time he wants? She's just sent the spreadsheet through.

Oh, there's, in the schedule, a lot more time buying snacks. More time buying snacks than indoor gardening. Yeah. Yeah, well. You ought to be sure you get the right snacks. Well, you don't want to run out of snacks. No. Hey, thanks for the text, guys.

It's really interesting. Next, we're going to do a fresh round of birthday bangers, and we'll organise that for you. So if you want to know the number one song on your 16th birthday, Dead is Greenclint. All I want to my birthday is a birthday banger. All right, number one songs when you turn 16. We'll figure out three and play one.

Lisa is going first. Good afternoon, Lisa. Hi, Lisa. Hello. How's your day been, Lease? Good. again. Again.

Were you on recently? I rang up earlier and won the prize to the Waihee New Year's Festival. It's super soaked. On this radio station? On ZDM, yep. Did you? Oh, okay. Well, congratulations for one and welcome back.

All we need is your birthday, Lisa. At 16th of August, 1987. That means you were 16 in 2003. and Lisa, on that day, this was number one. I love this. It's an absolute classic. Lisa, did you win those tickets of us or Georgia? It was Georgia, I think.

Oh, there you go. Cool. I thought it was going crazy. I was like, I don't remember giving away those. Georgia's dish on them out. Okay, Lease, wait there. That's a great birthday banging. You could be able to.

winner this afternoon. We'll go to Brooklyn next. Cure to Brooklyn. Hi, Brooklyn. Hey, guys. What have you been doing today, Brooklyn? Been in the track for a day, actually. Oh, yeah? Doing what? Just raking out from grass of foliage. Oh, good on you, Brooklyn.

Hey, what's your date of earth? 2906. That means you were 16 in 2022. And we've done our calculations. Here's your birthday bag. Super freaky girl, Nikki Minaj. You remember that one, Brooklyn? Yes, certainly do, yeah.

It was big for a minute, that song. It was big. One thing about me, I'm the back. Okay, wait there. We're going to do one more Brooklyn banger for Karen. Hi, Karen. Hi, Karen. Hello.

Whereabouts in the country, are you, mate? Like it. Oh, lovely. What's your date of birth? 30 October 2000. All right. It's easy math for me. You were 16 and 2016, and here's your birthday bang him.

The Weekend and Darf Punk, who are rumoured to be getting back together, that star boy. What do you reckon, Karen? I'm not too bad. I don't know what it is about this song, but it just does nice things in my brain. Yeah, okay. I like it. Yeah, it's kind of itches your brain that beat, isn't it?

Okay, wait there, Karen. We have to decide between a Black I Peas classic, a Nikki Minaj banger, and The Weekend and Daff Punk Starboy. I like them all. I'd be happy with any of them, but I've got to go with Black Odd Peas. I agree. Leith, you're a two-time winner on Zim today. Congratulations.

Yay! Best thing, you know. God, everything's coming up, Lisa. From 2003, here's the Black IP, Zidim. Black IPs on ZM, that's the winner of birthday banger today for Lisa. It was number one in August 2003, the Summer of Love. And then they just went up and up and up from there. They did, yeah. God, it was all black IPs in the early 2000s.

I reckon for the next nine years. They put that song out because they were already existed and they were already really good. But then they... It was after that song. Yeah. Oh, they had a really good song with Macy Gray before that, before they added Fergie. How does it go?

They had that song, Weekend. You don't know? From Black O'Ps. I don't recall, but if you play it for me. No, I'm not here to give you a history lesson. I'm my humps. Now I know that one. Do your own research.

I know that one. Get it started. I remember that. What else? What else? Pump it? Yep. I'll recall.

that. Not the one with Macy Gray though. You don't know Weekend? You sing a bit. I'm not going to sing it. It's because you can't remember. No, Chloe, have you got it? This song. Whatever, you're the NAN of ZM. Wonderlasts have compiled

a list of the most desirable countries in the world. I saw there's 200,000 readers, not readers, 200,000 readers voted. God, 200,000 Rita's. Can you imagine that? Do you reckon there's 200,000 readers in the world? In the world? Yeah. Well, let's count them. There's Rita Aura.

Uh-huh. There's Rita... Lynn? Rida Lynn. Yeah. The drag queen. Yeah? There's... I used to work with a girl receptionist called Rita. My mum's, one of my mum's friends. Rita. Her name's Rita. Her name's Reader. We're up to four.

That's four. We get a little bit off $200,000. Well, they all participated in the survey of the most desirable countries in the world, and the results are in the world's most desirable country is Japan. I can see why, in recent years, very popular holiday destination. Arigato. Number two, Costa Rica. Oh, yeah.

Tropical. I don't know much about Costa Rica. Kind of like... I know Fletch has been there. Yeah, Fletch has been everywhere. He's Mr. Worldwide. He's been everywhere. He's literally Mr. Worldwide.

And he looks like him. And he's bald. Wow. We've got to get him some of those sunglasses. We should. Number three, Canada. Okay. Canada.

Oh, Canada. Canada is the third most desirable country in the world. Canada, I've heard, because I've never been, but I've heard beautiful. Really? My parents have been to... Oh, no, no, I don't doubt that it's beautiful. My parents have been to two of these so far in the last three years. Well, they've been to three of the top four

because number four is Australia. Whoa! God, they have their finger on the pulse. Australia's having a real moment. Have you seen on social media the Australia effect? No. And it's for boys specifically. Okay.

And it's a lot of Brits and Americans who move to Australia and they film themselves when they first move there. Yeah. And then they film themselves again three years later and they go full Aussie. They get the mullet and the mo and a tan. And they start.

wearing surfy clothes and it's mind-blowing. I think it's just the summer effect. Have you ever... Someone said, someone's comments around and they said this is an ad for sun. Yeah. This is literally like, go back in your camera real. If you ever feeling bad about yourself and just look at pictures of yourself from summer. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And you look ten times better. 100%. Let's race through this. Number five, Peru. Number six, South Africa. Number seven, the United States. Snuck in there. Might be there last year.

And number eight, New Zealand. New Zealand is below United States. New Zealand's below South Africa. Don't believe it. New Zealand's below Peru. No, Peru, I think, would be quite nice. Have you been? No, but I've always wanted to go.

It's, again, it's beautiful. Beautiful country. Yeah, yeah. New Zealand is a beautiful country, though. And in all the tourist parts, everyone's trying to sell you cocaine in Peru, all of them. They just go, they just go, chali. everywhere and someone goes

Half of them are cops Don't do it Not that I was looking to buy it It's just that's what Is that why you spent so long In Peru Were you in a jail Number nine was Brazil

And 10 was Ecuador Yeah good Swift moving along A ZM's Breenclint podcast Hey guess what That's the end of the Brianclin show

That's so good Because I have prepared A little musical treat Okay On my cheeks for you guys To send us off Okay, that's so kind of you. Okay, thank you.

And a one, and two, and a one, two, three. And getting caught in the rain. Yes. If you're not into yoga, if you have our brain, wow. Oh, I'm so glad you picked up on that. Ow, that kind of hurt my face. Have a great night, everybody. I'm going to go over lie down

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