ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 19th October 2021

Episode Date: October 19, 2021

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The ZM Podcast Network Hello everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint Podcast Guys, I've got something exciting news Oh yeah? You guys probably don't remember but a fair few weeks ago now Oh yeah I remember Do you? Oh yes, I was going to ask how this went.

If anyone remembers, I'll give you 50 bucks if you know what I'm about to say. 50 dollars? You were desperate for dog poo bags and you put the call out for someone to send you some because you were

having to pick up dog poo with your bare hands and you've got an update for us. Is that what you're looking in? Yeah. Are you sure? Yep. I bet Clint as well.

I looked that up. Yeah, we're doubling down. That's 50 bucks each if we're right. Yep. Okay, the big topic is? You were so close. It was light and tangy chips from Australia. Oh.

That was last week. Yeah, you. Yeah, well, I don't know. No, that was ages ago. Sorry, you said it was ages ago. Yeah. No, wait, I can tell you when it was. It's been robbed.

I can tell you when it was. Technically, those are dog poo bags. Well, not your own technicality. Yeah. Shut up, you two. Don't worry about the date. Have you on a technicality. Yeah. Shut up, you two. Don't worry about the date. Have you got some tips? Anyway, a girl by the name of Rhiannon.

Shout out to Rhiannon. Shout out to Rhiannon. She messaged me and she was like, hi, I was listening to today's podcast and I can be that person. I can send me your Aussie wish list and I'll make it happen. Anyway. Oh, do we get to put stuff on the list? No, so her and I talked about it. Can I put Big Steve on the list?

I don't want you to send me heaps of stuff that's so kind of you, but if you do send me some light candy chips. If you do a supermarket run, I'd love this. Can we get some caramel Freddo frogs? No, it's too late. There's no such thing as a caramel Freddo frog. Yes, there is. It's called a caramello koala.

Oh, that's what I want. Oh, yum. Yeah, different. That koala's going to get frogs, yeah. Those are delicious. Sorry, she's already sent the box. But, hey, you never know because she said it's chock-a-block full of stuff. Ooh.

Chock. And her and I came up with a few things that you can't get here in New Zealand, but you can obviously get in Australia. So you guys are finally going to taste some of the things that I always talk about. Kangaroo-flavored condoms? No. Our version of Twisties, which, no offense, but shit on your version of Twisties.

I like ours a lot. You know what? I actually reckon there's a better version out there, so I'm excited for that. They're completely different, So you can't really I would not die on a hell of how good New Zealand twisties are by the way Ben's gone big I never eat a twistie

They're fine They're fine You never like Chef's kiss These are my favourite Chef's kiss Anyway I'm excited for you guys

Compliments to the chef on these twisties Is that every night when Lucy's cooked you dinner? Well, shout out to Rhiannon. That's so lovely of her. You know, it's so comforting when you actually have some things from home that you haven't had in so long. For sure. It sounds so stupid.

Did you get her to send you any cans of Solo? You guys love Solo. Do you not have Solo here? No. What's Solo? It's a lemon drink. A lemon drink, but it's not L&P. Oh, yes, I think you have talked about that before. It's not a lemon soft? Solo is a lemon drink But it's not L&P Oh yes

I think you have talked about that before Lemon soft drink Fizzy lemon drink It's alright Okay no Solo in this shit Well I don't know if there is The only things I said to her Was light and tangy chips

And twisties But I think she's put some other things in So Rhiannon Has she put in one of those Long hot dogs That you get at Dreamworld? Well, what about the- I'm going through Australian food that I know that you can't get. You know the only food I love?

Oh my God, you guys- What about a chicken roll? I did ask her and we talked about it and she said it might ruin everything else in the box. Can you imagine the sniffer dogs at customs if there was a chicken roll in there? They'd go nuts for that. I mean, who doesn't love a Chico roll? If you don't know what a Chico roll is, Brie explained it to us.

It's just a spring roll you get from the fish and chip. It's not a spring roll! But it's slightly bigger than a spring roll. It's like pastry. What were you going to say, Anastasia? One of those, they're delicious. They made that chocolate out of them. It's got the marshmallow and raspberry jam.

Oh, yes. They made those, they aren't chocolate. Is it raspberry jam. Oh, yes. They made those. Iced Volvo. Is it a Volvo? Volvo is awesome. Those are unreal. I think they came out here for a bit. I think didn't they come out here for a bit?

I think Woolworths, which is obviously Countdown here, had made some rip-off ones. The chocolate block came out. Yes, so that was what I was talking about. They did sell them for a beer, but they were the knock-offs, not the real deal. They're awesome. So are they in the pack?

I don't know what is in the pack. You know what? I've got a really nice... I didn't want to list off a million things, but that poor... Did you get a bottle of Bundy rum? That poor Rhiannon would then have to go out of power. Are you paying Rhiannon for this? I did.

I said, I will pay you for it. And she goes, no, no, don't worry about it. I just want you to have a bit of home. She's so sweet. She's lovely. I'm going to ask my dad to send us some stuff. I think she's in the box. She's put herself in.

Did she put in an oak choccy milk? She's in Sydney, so she's recently free, which is good. Oh, that's nice. Five to ten days inbound. Okay. And she said, you may need to Oh, that's nice. Five to ten days inbound. Okay. And she said, you may need to be careful opening the box. There is a lot in there. She's really building it up, eh? I'm so excited.

I'm expecting a forklift to bring in this container of Australian food. I hope it arrives tomorrow. It's a good topic, actually. Oh, what was the topic we said we were going to do on the show today that we didn't do? I remembered it when we were in the middle of the show. I know. What was it?

It was what numbers have you memorized? Oh, that's a good one. Write that one down. This just made me think of another one. If you were stuck outside of New Zealand, like Bree stuck outside of Australia, what is the food that you would want people to send you? What would you like sent to you for a taste at home? Not squiggles.

No, it would be squiggles. Dutch food. Hell no. No, not Dutch food. Yeah. I love a bit of Dutch food. I'm hearing it, mate. What New Zealand food? We already know Bena's twisties. Not rations. What's the other thing we

had in here the other day? Munchos. Munchos are pretty good. Apparently Whittaker's is hard to get outside of New Zealand, so I'd probably go for a beer. Oh, Whittaker's. For like a coconut rough or a beerie becky. Oh. Round.

Not coconut. Oh, I know. Vogels. Raspberry buns. Raspberry jam iced buns. Can you not get raspberry buns overseas? Not the same. Really?

I don't know. I'm pretty sure. I've had them in Australia. I've had them here. They taste pretty bloody similar. I think they're British. Croquettes. Do you guys have cream buns here?

Yeah. If we're getting the point of this one. You guys just don't have a lot of bakeries. Are you kidding? I never see bakeries. I had a cream bun the other day. It was delicious. Outside your house.

We've got bakeries on most corners. Where's the bakery outside my house? No, that's Mother's Pie. That's a pie shop. Bakeries, we've got to go on one minute. But bakeries are most corners. Where's the bakery outside my house? No, that's Mother's Pie. That's a pie shop. Bakeries, we're going to go on one minute, but bakeries are incredibly common. Where? Everywhere. Like every corner. I never see bakeries here.

I'll show you one. And cream is the main thing they sell. Cream donuts, cream. Like the bakery, what's that bakery that we go to near our house? Just Does Bread. Oh, Daily Bread. Daily Bread?

That's the fancy one. No, that is Cinnamon Squirrels. No, Good For You. Good For. Good For, yeah. That's just a fillery, isn't it? No, they've got like loaves of bread. We're getting into the minutiae of local establishments now.

Let's keep this global. Quite niche for our international audience. Yeah, let's keep this hot, rockin', poppin' and lockin'. Here's the podcast, everybody. Like that, it's a new outro I've been working on. Yeah, not awkward at all. Let's hot, rock, lock and pop this shit, baby!

Hey Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Good everybody, welcome to the show, it's Bree and Clint.

Happy Tuesday, peeps. Oh, happy Tuesday. Happy, happy Tuesday. What a Tuesday. peeps. Oh, happy Tuesday. Happy, happy Tuesday. What a Tuesday. I know. What did I do today that has put me in such a good mood? Oh, I took my dog to the dog park. Yeah.

For the first time and let her run around in the puddles. Oh, yeah. And then that didn't make me as happy. And then she ate another dog's poo. Oh, is that what cheered you up? Yeah. No, it was going to the dog park. That cheered me up. And then she did another dog's poo. Oh, is that what cheered you up? Yeah. No, it was going to the dog park. That cheered me up.

And then she did all those things. Oh, and that brought you down. And then that brought me down. And then coming into work brought me back up. Oh, good. Yeah. Good, good, good. Yeah, what did you do?

I didn't watch anybody eat anybody else's poo. No, it wasn't. It was a dog. It wasn't. There's been no poo-related stuff in my morning, actually. And I've got two children. That surprises me. Yeah, because has any of your children ever weed on you or pooed on you? It was a dog. It wasn't. There's been no poo related stuff in my morning actually. And I've got two children. That surprises me.

Yeah. Because has any of your children ever weed on you or pooed on you? Oh, yeah. Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. Like how bad? Have your kids, don't you remember that video of Tui doing that massive shart on me when she was just a couple of days old?

Yeah, but that didn't go on you, did it? Nah, I got caught in the towel. Yeah. No, good point. I've never had actual poo on me. Haven't you? Any type? Yeah. Well, yeah. Yeah. No, good point. I've never had actual poo on me. Haven't you? Any type? Yeah.

Well, yeah. Well, not baby poo. Well, I've had dog poo on me. Elaborate. I've had dog poo on my shoe and stuff. This conversation just went a weird way. How bad is it when you step in dog poo? There's nothing worse than that.

I don't reckon dog poo smells until you stand in it either. And then the minute you stand in it, all the fragrance is like, pow, we're free. That's like it's defence mechanism. So you do step on it. You know, it holds in all the scent. And then as soon as you step on it, boom. That scent is more transmissible than the Delta variant.

Flavour explosion. Good, good poo-related start to the show today. Today we'll try and give you $15,000 if you can guess the ZM secret sound. Surely you've heard it by now, but if you haven't, this is the sound. And all you've got to do is call us at 4 o'clock when the activator goes off.

Tell us what that is and you can have $15,000 thanks to Neon. Pretty easy, pretty simple. But right now we've got $ bucks, all thanks to KFC, with our tradie versus lady quiz. If you want to play, call us now. We'll play after Car Howl and Rob Ruha. This is 35 on ZM.

Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Time for tradie versus lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus lady. Here we go. The tradies versus Ladies. Free and Cleanse. Tradies versus Ladies. Here we go. The Tradies versus the Ladies. The Tradies hit 90 wins for the year yesterday.

The Ladies trailing with 83. Who's going to be the first to get to 100 wins for the year? We're not close yet, but we're almost there. Let's meet our lady. She's from Tamaki Makoto, so she's in lockdown. She loves watching Celebrity Treasure Island. Welcome to the show, Grace. Grace, you've won. We don't even need

to play. Nice work. Flattery will get you everywhere in this game, Grace. Yes, yeah. I do like it, though. Oh, cool. Who are you rooting for to win? Oh, Edna. Edna's like the best. She's so boss, isn't she? Yeah. You could say she's a boss

babe. I know. She suits the title. We should make a TV show about that. Okay, Grace, you're going head to head with our tradies today. He's 19 years old. He's from Palmy and he is 13 years in the Scouts. Wow. Do one good turn every day, Jordan. Welcome to the show.

G'day, Jordy. What's your biggest badge that you've got from the Scouts? I'm in it for the social aspects more than getting badges because that's too much work. Yes, Jordan. Nice, Jordan. Yeah, good man.

Figured out the system. Okay, I love Scouts. I was a Scout. Okay, you guys are going to head to head. Jordan, your buzzer is tradie. Grace, your buzzer is lady. First to three correct answers, the winner is going to get $50 cash thanks to KFC. Good luck.

Here we go, guys. Question number one. How many members were in the original Spice Girls? Lady. Who said the correct buzzer first? I think it might have been Jordan. Five? Yeah, it was five.

That was a tight one. Question number two. Auckland remains in lockdown for a further two weeks minimum, which will take us into the month of November. How many days are there in November? Lady. Yes, Grace? 30. Nice work, Grace.

You're on the board. One apiece. Question number three. Tiffany & Co is a jewellery brand known for their signature colour. What is that colour? Lady. Yes, Grace. It's like a bluey green colour.

Yep, I'll accept that. We would have accepted light blue, baby blue, aqua, aqua-y blue. Grace knows her Tiffany. She's fancy. Nice work. I'm wearing a Tiffany necklace right now. Are you? Oh, perfect question for you.

Definitely perfect question. All right, here we go. Question number four. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Can you tell me who sings this song? How do you sleep when you're late to bed? Lady. Grace.

I got Grace, yep. That's Ben Smith. She's got it. She wins. Oh, is that the game? I'm pretty sure. Is that two to Grace? Two to Grace.

No, three to Grace. Is that three to Grace? Two to Grace. No, three to Grace. Is that three to Grace? Three to Grace. Three to Grace? Yes. Three to Grace. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.

Well done, Grace. Nailed it. You get 50 bucks cash. Not going to buy you much at Tiffany, but you get it anyway, okay? Thank you. You can buy one of the backs of the earrings. I always have to replace mine. Only one, though.

Yeah. That costs like five bucks. One Tiffany butterfly. Thank you. Bree and Clint. Look, brace yourself for this news. You've probably seen it already. And kids, this is a pre-warning.

This might be triggering. But the biggest news from today is that the yellow wiggle, Emma, has announced her retirement. Hot potato, hot potato. Hot potato, hot potato. Hot potato, hot, has announced her retirement. Devastating. It is huge news. She's been with the Wiggles for 11 years, 11 years of service with the Wiggles.

But she said after the last 18 months of obviously not being able to tour and spending more time at home, she's kind of reassessed her life and her priorities. And she said, you know, I spent my entire life touring and wiggling and dancing. And I kind of want to do something else now. It's like when Niall left One Direction. Oh, Zayn, sorry. Zayn was first. Zayn left.

I don't think Niall ever left. No. No, because Niall wouldn't do that. No. He's a good guy. Exactly. Not saying that Emma's not a good guy, but, you know. All good things got to come to an end.

It would be a big call, though, because she's the star of the Wiggles these days. She is. She's the Wiggle that all the kids are obsessed with. She earns the most money, other than the original Wiggles, obviously. She's on $750 a week. Big money. So $750,000 a year, allegedly, is how much she makes. She makes three quarters of a million dollars for singing Hot Potato.

I know there's more to the job than that, but that's incredible. Can you imagine, I mean, money isn't everything, but she's only 32 and if i was earning that kind of money how hard it would be to say goodbye to that job for one it's an amazing job if you are a performer because all you do is perform yeah and two you get paid a lot of money what do you think the hardest part of being a wiggler is she has has to work with her ex, Lockie in the band. They were a whole thing and they broke up. I think it'd be the amount of energy

you'd exert because I know for a fact they do concerts back to back. You can't have an off day as a wiggler. The only one who could have an off day was Jeff and he could just pretend he was asleep. Exactly. That's why I picked that role. Or Dorothy. She's caught snoozing everywhere. 11 years though, she's had her fill and she's gone cool, I'm done. Let's why I picked that role. Or Dorothy. She's caught snoozing everywhere.

Eleven years, though, she's had her fill and she's gone, cool, I'm done, let's do something else. Yeah. She's gone back. I heard in the news she's gone back to university to finish her PhD. Yeah, I know. What's her PhD, I wonder? Do you know what it is, producer Anastasia?

I think it's sign language. No way. Yeah, I think you're right, actually. I saw that somewhere, yeah. Really? Yeah. What an amazing person. Just a very cool person.

Anyway, she, but not all bad news, they have announced her replacement for the new yellow wiggle, 16-year-old Tishay Hawkins. Yeah, that's cool. How awesome is that? That's a dream job. Jerkin, she walks in and goes, I've read how much you were paying Emma.

I assume I'll be getting the same. I'll take, you know, I'll knock $100,000 off that if you want. Just make it around $650 and we're good to wiggle everybody. Yeah. Done deal? Good, done deal. Hot potato, hot potato. I wanted to ask this afternoon, we were going to do something else,

but I feel like I want to ask people if they have their dream job. Oh, okay. I want to talk to people because I feel like that job is a bit of a dream job. Yeah. Especially if you're getting paid that much money. Totally. And I'd like to hear from people on 0800DIALZM, do you have your dream job?

Yep. I'll sit here right now and say I'm one of the luckiest people because I have my dream job. Working with me. Yes, that's, yeah. Yep. Yep. You nailed it.

Me too, mate. Yeah. Me too. Living the dream over here. Dream job could be anything, right? It could be the job you dreamed of having your whole life. Yeah. Or it could be you got in the job and you're like,

this job is frigging amazing. Something you kind of, you know life. Yeah. Or it could be you got in the job and you're like, this job is frigging amazing. Something you kind of, you know, fell into. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, do you have your dream job? 0800 DIALS at M or you can text us on 9696. Let's inspire some people this afternoon. Yeah. What is the dream job?

Bree and Clint. News out today that Emma Watkins, the yellow wiggle, has said she's retiring from her, what I think would be a dream job. So we're asking you this afternoon on 0800DIALS.M, do you have your dream job? We've got some calls on this. Let's talk to Christine's here. Hi, Christine.

Hi, Christine. Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks. Have you got your dream job? Yeah, I totally do. I just graduated from my nursing school and I got a job in the emergency department. Oh, congratulations.

Oh my God, amazing, Christine. Thank you. I bet things have been quite difficult over the last couple of years. Yeah, well, I mean, we're under-resourced, under-staffed, heaps of patients and the pay isn't fantastic, but I absolutely love it all the same. Why do you love it? What's the thing that's so good about it?

It's just you see people at their absolute worst, and even just the smallest acts can make a huge difference for some people. You're such a typical nurse, Christine, giving your time and all of your energy to others. My partner's a nurse. Yeah. You know what? Congratulations on that thing that just went through for that pay rise.

That's awesome. Good. We've got a nurse on. Let's talk to Sam. Hi, Sam. Hi, Sam. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks.

What's your dream job? I am a group dog walker. So I take 10 dogs out into the bush and run with them and play with them and play fetch with them and get muddy with them. I'm so jealous, Sam. Yeah, it is the coolest dog. When I take my dog walking, I always see the dog walkers out and I'm always like, God, that looks like so much fun,

but also quite stressful when you have heaps of dogs and stuff. Not really. We have most of them off-lead for most of the walking, so it's actually lots of fun. The trick is to have lots of treats and have lots of energy. Lots of energy would be the big one. Do you wear a Fitbit or something? Do you know how many steps you do a day as a dog walker?

So last Tuesday I did 22,000 steps. Wow. And I did a 10K hike. So that was just the walk. God, you'd be so fit. You'd need treats for the dogs and treats for yourself just to keep yourself going. That's awesome.

Great job. Okay, very cool dream job. A lot of good texts coming through on this. I just want to read a few out. Someone said, my dream job, I was a male stripper in Australia making 100K plus. That was my dream job. Now I'm back in New Zealand and I'm a baggy as a bricklayer. A baggy?

A baggy as a bricklayer. I'm a baggy as a brick... Probably bricklaying terminology. Yeah, that we don't understand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Someone else said... I wonder if the boys know that you used to be a stripper. Probably.

I'd say so. You reckon? Yeah. Someone else said, I'm a dog behavioral consultant and author. I have wanted to do this since I was 12. I've been in business for 17 and a half years. That's amazing. You're a dog whisperer.

That's from Selena, at dogsbestfriend If you want to look her up and you'll love this one Someone else said, definitely working my dream job I work for Aston Martin, Lamborghini and Bentley I get to drive supercars for a job all day Can you imagine the pressure having to back those cars into the car park? Yeah, I feel like I'd be too stressed Let's talk to Louise finally. Hi, Louise.

Hi, Louise. Hey, how are you? Good, thanks. Do you have your dream job? I did have my dream job. Unfortunately, I recently had to leave because I started a family. Yeah.

Okay, what was it? I was a zookeeper at Hamilton Zoo. Oh, no way. What animals were you responsible for? In the later years, the primates. I was team leader of the small monkeys, but my passion was the hoofstock. So I was team leader of the hoofstock for a wee while as well.

What's hoofstock? The what? Zebra. Oh, hoofstock. Things with hooves. Yeah. Right, okay. You know, that would be, when I was a kid, one of my dream jobs.

How do you get into something like that? Well, I remember saying when I was 12 to my parents that I wanted to get into it. I was at Auckland Zoo, and I was like, this is me. And I came from a farming background, and I did a biology degree at Waikato, which put me in a workplace at Hamilton Zoo. Amazing. Which led to employment. Would you recommend it as a job for anyone

leaving school this year? Should they get into being a zookeeper? Definitely, it's the best. And the best way to get into it is through, actually through

Unitec in Auckland. There's a course that does it specifically. Is there maths involved in that course? A little bit. A little bit. Oh no.

That sort of thing. But not a lot. Mostly it's just animal behaviour and just a good work ethic. Oh my God, I'm so keen for that. Finally, you've now done both. What's harder, raising kids or raising monkeys? Raising kids. I've never raised a monkey, but I'd have to agree with you, Louise.

Thank you very much. Yeah. Bree and Clint. I've got a little something planned because I saw this story about a customer's lengthy note to a restaurant. Okay. He insisted that he wasn't an a-hole, but the note has since gone viral. And it's because he was ordering a pizza, right?

He was ordering this pizza and he made a 97-word request within the order for the pizza. Right. So, okay. So, in a sense, super complicated order. Yeah, right. You know? Like he had all different types of, you know, prerequisites

and things that he wanted for this pizza. It was over the top. It was very over the top. He better be giving a big. It was over the top. It was very over the top. He better be giving a big tip. Very over the top. And it's gone viral. And I thought, what can I do? What can I do?

And I thought, what makes this something super complicated? So what I've done, Clint, before the show, about an hour ago, I put in an order for a pizza. Right. And I'm just going to read out exactly what I have ordered for this pizza. So I ordered a simple meat lover's pizza. Delicious. You know, not too difficult.

I ordered classic crust, barbecue sauce, apricot sauce swirl, baby spinach, camembert, capsicum, cherry tomatoes, chili flakes, garlic sauce, ground beef, hollandaise sauce swirl, baby spinach, camembert, capsicum, cherry tomatoes, chili flakes, garlic sauce, ground beef, hollandaise sauce swirl, Italian sausage, manuka smoked ham, mayonnaise, mozzarella cheese, mushroom, olives, oregano, pepperoni, peri-peri sauce, pineapple, potato wedges, rasher bacon, red onion, seasoned chicken, spring onion, vegan mozzarella, Frank's Red original hot sauce, and a double, Frank's Red original hot sauce, and a double Frank's Red original hot sauce. I ordered every single extra.

I was going to say, is that everything that you can get? Every single extra you can get except for prawns because I want to produce a Ben to be able to taste this pizza. And producer Anastasia is going to deliver that pizza into the studio right now. Wow, Okay. The most complicated and also one of the most expensive pizzas I've ever ordered. Yep.

You want to know how much this cost me? No, I'd like to taste it first. Okay. I don't want the price to ruin the experience. Oh, it's heavy. Okay. I haven't looked at it yet. Yeah.

So I'm just going to have a look. Oh my God, it looks amazing. Can I see? Can I see? There's a lot going on. It looks incredible. Okay, serve us up a piece. Come on, we need to taste this.

So this is the pizza that comes. This is the everything, isn't it? This is the everything. Sorry, I knocked a bit off. Yeah. Okay, hold on. We'll do it together. Bring taste.

In three, two, one. I mean, it's not bad. It's quite spicy. Oh my God, I love it. It's quite spicy. Okay, hand me that receipt. I need to know how much this pizza cost. Okay, you have a look.

I think, I mean, pretty good. I mean, it's delicious pizza. It's just a regular sized pizza. $67 pizza $67 And 5 cents Worth every penny Here we go everybody It's brought to you by Neon

And if you can correctly guess What this sound right here is You'll win $15,000. You've just got to get past Sound Cuber Ella. Hi, Ella. Hi, Ella. Hello. So you've been watching Free Guy on Neon.

Great movie, eh? Oh, I love it. Such a good film. I watched it twice. I might do it a third time. I just saw it over the weekend for the first time. I didn't know what took me so long. So good.

Anything Ryan Reynolds is in, I'm keen for. It's signature Ryan Reynolds too. Anyway, that's on me on. But we're here to give away some money. Let's meet our contestant this afternoon. It's you, Julie. Congratulations. Oh, yay. I'm excited for you, Jules. Thanks so much. I've got my fingers and toes

crossed. Oh, good, good. Good, good, good, good. Okay, Julie, you've heard the sound. What do you think that is? For 15 grand, what's the secret sound? It's a toy train going over the tracks, over the join in the tracks. Ooh. Wow. I feel like people have really stepped up their guesses this year

because every guess that we have had so far, I'm like, I can hear it. It's quite creative, eh? It's quite... I can't hear anything else apart from that. How on earth did you come up with this guess, Julie? This has been from day one. I have not gone off on anything else other than this. I guess with the kids being younger when they were younger,

listening to that many, many hours of it all. It's burnt into your brain. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. And the clues Level 3 made me and use now, buy later, has that helped at all? Well, the Level 3 clue, definitely. You know, you pull out the old toys in Level 3. But I'm not sure about the other two clues.

That's okay. Yeah. Okay, one more time. Can you say your guess, Julie? A toy train going over the tracks, the join and the tracks. Okay, I'll let you know now. 15K, you've had the sound burnt in your brain. It's time to let you know that that is not the secret sound, Julie.

Back to the drawing board. Back to the drawing board. You were a day one-er, and we appreciate you, Julie. I'm so glad you finally got through. Yeah, thank you. Start listening to other random things around the house, Julie. You've got time to get back through. We can do this again.

Maybe at 5 o'clock when the secret sound returns. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. Start listening to other random things around the house. Julie, you've got time to get back through. We can do this again. Maybe at five o'clock when the secret sound returns. Yeah. Yeah. Is it any kind of kid's toy, the secret sound, Ella? Why do you keep doing this, Clint? I can't say. Well, it's because I'm on the people's side, Ella.

I'm trying to get something out of you. Can we have a jackpot? A jackpot? No. We want a jackpot. We want a clue. We want a jackpot. We want a We want a jackpot We want a clue You get one at five on Friday That's okay

We'll take it Secret sounds thanks to Neon You can watch the TV series and movies Everyone is talking about Neon Our favourite Kiwi streaming service And that next guest, last guest of the day Is coming up at five o'clock Right now on the show I want to talk about name extinction.

Right. Because, you know, it's something that does happen over time. Yeah. Certain names are in fashion at some point and then they kind of die out. Yeah, absolutely. There's an article out from the Office for National Statistics over in the UK and Wales. That sounds like a fun place to work. I know.

Anyway, this is quite interesting actually. So this would be a fun day for them. They have released an article which has revealed that no baby boys in England or Wales were named Nigel last year. No Nigels? No Nigels. Wow. Yeah. So Nigel No Nigels? No Nigels. Wow. Yeah, so Nigel.

Nigel, no Nigels. No Nigels, yeah, exactly. It's interesting because this also happened back in 2016. No one named their son or daughter Nigel in the year of 2016. And there was a group of Nigels, one particular Nigel. His name was Nigel Smith. He became aware of the decline in the name back in 2016 and he decided he was going to start a group to bring awareness

to the decline in the Nigel name. A Nigel Renaissance group. Exactly. Anyway, they organised the largest ever gathering of Nigels to celebrate all things Nigel Renaissance group. Exactly. Anyway, they organised the largest ever gathering of Nigels to celebrate all things Nigel. How many people do you get at the largest ever gathering of Nigels? Well, it was a Guinness World Record. Yeah.

And it was 432 Nigels. Wow. Congregated in the fleece inn. Yeah. And they just celebrated. I know one or two Nigels. I don't know 400 Nigels. I think I know one Nigel.

I'm amazed they got 400 people there. You know what's interesting? So obviously this past year, no Nigels. No. In the UK, sorry, England or Wales has named their kid Nigel. Yeah. In 1963, I looked this up. You know how many people were named Nigel?

No, how many? Over 5,000. Yeah, right. So it's gone out with the times. You could say it was peak Nigel. Yeah, that was... That was the glory, glory moments for Nigel. Yeah, just as good as it ever got for the Nigels.

Yeah. Maybe that was the problem, too many Nigels. Yeah, you know, it was too widespread. There's also not enough Nigel role models. Name me a famous Nigel. Well, let's look it up. There's Nigel Latter, the New Zealander, who's the psychologist or TV guy

who tells you what you're doing wrong. Nigel R. Wong, New Zealand rugby player. Okay, yeah, it doesn't ring a bell, but good. Nigel Ben, he was a British boxer. Okay. Nigel Benn. He was a British boxer. Okay. Nigel Bennett.

Yeah. So you're scraping the barrel. No one I recall straight off. Nothing comes to mind. You know what has to happen? What? Justin Bieber. I reckon he's going to have a kid soon.

He names it Nigel. Nigel Bieber. Boom. Look at the name Margot because of Margot Robbie. Yeah, it's back. Boom. Everyone's calling their kid Margot. You're right.

That's what it takes. It takes a trend setter to set a trend, and that's the only way Nigels will come back. And they will come back. Everything comes back eventually. Yeah, it comes back around. I thought we could do something fun this afternoon where we could go on a hunt, a Nigel hunt.

Yeah. Find the most Nigels we can. See if we can load up the phone lines with Nigels. 0800 dial ZM. Are you a Nigel? Okay. An actual Nigel. Yeah.

Is your name Nigel? Is your name, your legal name Nigel? This will be, if we can pull it off, the largest ever gathering of radio Nigels in history. We only have six phone lines, but that's all we need to get a record, you know. We're looking for six Nigels. We've got one. We've got one Nigel so far.

Come on, Nigels. Where are you at? We're going to air with however many Nigels we can get. Call your friend if his name's Nigel. Tell him that he needs to call ZM right now. Bree and Clint. Look, we're on a Nigel hunt Tell him that he needs to call ZM right now. Bree and Clint. Look, we're on a Nigel hunt and we're going to catch a big one. There's an article that's been released saying no one has named their kid Nigel

in England or Wales in the past 12 months. Yeah, it's literally going extinct, the name Nigel. It's the next dodo bird. We've got to bring it back. We've got to find some inspirational Nigels. Where are the Nigels at? We're attempting to set a record this afternoon, the most Nigels live on air at any one time.

We have six phone lines. We do still have some phone lines free. If you are a Nigel and you'd like to call 0800 dials at M. Help us break this radio record, Nigel. Call us now, 0800 dials at M, Please help us break this radio record. Nigel, call us now, 0800 dials at M, please. Let's go to line number one. Line number one, who are we speaking with? Nigel.

Oh, Nigel. Yeah, excellent, Nigel. Whereabouts in the country are you? Dunedin. Dunedin, okay. Can I ask what age you are, Nigel? 28. 28?

Right, so you're quite young. You're the youngest Nigel we've spoken to so far. Yeah. Yeah. And how has the name Nigel been for you, Nigel? 28. 28? Right, so you're quite young. You're the youngest Nigel we've spoken to so far. Yeah. Yeah. And how has the name Nigel been for you, Nigel? I usually just get called Nige, but it's been all right, I guess. Yeah, good. Yeah, nice.

All right, good, positive Nigel review. That's one. Line number two, who are we speaking with? Nigel. Nigel. Perfect. Welcome aboard, Nigel. You're number two on our radio, Nigel Hunt.

We're about to you. You wanted to be number one. Oh, sorry. We could have come to you first. Where in New Zealand are you, Nigel? In Hunterville. Hunterville. Oh, lovely to have you.

How old are you, Nigel? I'm a 55 model. Well, technically, you are the first, Nigel, then. Yeah, as far as we're concerned, you're the original Nigel. You you're the original As far as we're concerned You're the original Nigel You came first Yeah good stuff Okay wait there Nigel from Hunterville Line number three

Who are we speaking with? Nigel Lock it in Lovely Welcome aboard Nigel Producers please make sure You keep all of our Nigels Don't let any of our Nigels go

Nigel number three Where are you calling from? Christchurch Christchurch Lovely to have you aboard How old are you Nigel? Fif. Nigel, number three, where are you calling from? Christchurch. Christchurch. Lovely to have you aboard. How old are you, Nigel? 54. 54.

Do you think the name Nigel's going to make a resurgence? Is it going to come back? Are there going to be many baby Nigels born in 2022? Probably after this radio show there will be. Excellent. That's what we're about, Nigel. We want to restart the tree. Actually, we worked with two other Nigels a while ago.

You had three Nigels in one workplace? Yeah. Wow. Did you guys congregate? Was it like a Nigel club? No, we couldn't get too close together, otherwise we'd explode. Yeah, absolutely right. Nigels all carry a positive charge.

You can't have too many of them in one place. Let's go for number four. Hello, line number four. What's your name? Nigel. Nigel. Oh, you wouldn't believe it. I can't believe we're of them in one place. Let's go for number four. Hello, line number four. What's your name? Nigel. Nigel. Oh, you wouldn't believe it. I can't believe we're talking to another Nigel.

We're about to you, mate. I'm just surprised. Yeah, I'm 61. 61. So you're the original Nigel. You're the first. You're New Zealand's first Nigel as far as we're concerned. I'm sure there's older than me.

Well, should we find out? We've got one last Nigel to meet. Nigel number five, welcome to the show. G'day, Nigel. G'day, how are you? Good, thanks. How old are you, Nigel? I'm 50.

50. 50. I mean, bloody good, but... See, I feel like that era, because we had quite a few Nigels in their 50s, quite popular. Let's make this happen. Let's bring the most Nigels ever accumulated

on one radio show. We've only got four of them left. Nigel number five, Nigel number three, you're live to air. Nigel number two, you're also live to air. And Nigel number four, also live to air. Hi, Nigels. G'day, guys. Hi.

Hello. That's what is known as a gaggle of Nigels. Hey, thanks, Nig. Good to talk to you. Thanks, Nig. See you, lads. Yep, matey. Good.

They're understated, Nigel. Good people, Nigels, aren't they? Bree and Clint. Show bought to you quite proudly by KFC, by the way. Make sure you get your free popcorn chicken lollipop snack box. They're dishing them out. If you're vaccinated, double vaccinated. Go to our website to find out locations and times for that.

Love you, KFC. There is a scandal concerning another fast food chain. It's the one with the golden arches. Not so much a scandal as much as an employee, a New Zealand employee, revealing secrets about the drive-through process. Yeah, I saw this story and it has me quite worried. It has had quarter of a million views on TikTok

and this New Zealand McDonald's employee has revealed three things. We can't tell whether he's telling the truth or whether he's just doing it for the clout. So what we've asked for is a current McDonald's employee to join us and we have one. Hello, current McDonald's employee to join us, and we have one. Hello, anonymous McDonald's employee. Hello.

Hi. Thank you for calling through. We appreciate that. That's no problem. I'm going to put these things to you, and you're going to tell us if this is true, if this is what actually happens in the drive-through. First thing that is stated in this viral TikTok video,

the people working the drive-through can hear everything you're saying even when their microphones are off. So as soon as we pull up to that little order box, you can hear everything that's being said even before you answer. Yeah, so if there's a car at the box, we can hear it. Like automatically the audio will come through. Anonymous, like how much can you hear? Like if they're having like a conversation to each other facing away from the box, how much can you hear? Like, if they're having, like, a conversation to each other facing away from the box, can you still hear that?

It depends how loud their voice is. Like, if they're sitting in the car when they order and they're using that volume when they order, then, yeah, we can hear it. Oh, right. Good to know. Have you heard some weird conversations? Yeah, but it's mainly, like, loud music and, like,

the cars being really loud. Yeah, right. Okay, good. Alright, well that one's confirmed. First of three, that's confirmed. Second thing being stated in the viral TikTok video, there are cameras that take mugshot photos of you so we know which order is

yours. Does a photo of you get taken in the McDonald's drive-thru? So like at our store, I'm pretty sure our cameras don't work that it shows up on our screen. But, like, it mainly is your car, so then we can differentiate whose order goes which car. That would make sense. My car would be easy to differentiate

because my number plate is Leshko. I did that on purpose so they know which car they're bringing out my egg and bacon. Double fudge sundae for Leshko. Leshko. Leshko. Okay, good. The car one makes sense. I was worried that it was a mugshot photo of your face because a lot of the time when you're in the drive-thru,

you're not looking your freshest, you know? I never look fresh in the McDonald's drive-thru, ever. One of the main reasons to go through is because you're not fit for human consumption, you can't go inside. Anonymous, do you see some people in real states, like they're just not looking their best?

Yeah, there's definitely some interesting people that come through the drive-thru, eh? It's you and priests in the confessional, you see people at their worst Okay, and finally, the last thing stated in this TikTok is that there is a recipe book that you can purchase if you order it in the drive-thru. What?

Is there a McDonald's recipe book that we can order that we don't know about? So it happened a few years ago. Like a few restaurants around New Zealand came together and made a recipe book for the Ronald McDonald House. Yeah. So I don't think we still have the recipe book. But at the time, we did have them in stock and they were about like $40.

Anonymous, you're telling me that there would be some of these McDonald's recipe books floating around out in the wild somewhere. Oh, yeah, definitely. There's one at my mum's house. What? Whoa. So maybe you should ask in the drive-thru just in case you can get one.

That is wild. I mean, that's how you put yourself out of business, you start telling people how to make the food that they are coming to you to get because they can't make it at home. Yeah. It wasn't like McDonald's recipes. It was like recipes that restaurants around New Zealand

had given. Oh, right. Okay. I was like, well, you know, the Colonel may as well just tell us the secret herbs and spices. Fascinating, Anonymous. Thank you for sharing that with us. Amazing.

Thank you, Anonymous. Yeah. Amazing insight. Some of the combos I've had in a drive-thru. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like just not, mainly probably just scrounging around for money. Like, give me the $10.

Either that or just make up your mind. God, tell me what you want. It's the fight of the heights. That's right, the fight of the heights where Clint and I go head toto-head guessing how tall celebrities are. Hard game. It's all done on gut. You know, we've never met any of these people.

We've never measured them. Well, we met, I mean, if CharlieXCX comes up, we met her. Yeah, we did meet her, actually. We met Bebe Rexha. Yeah. They're about the same height, I think. They're quite short, aren't they? Okay, let's meet today's contestants.

Mindy's here. Hi, Mindy. Okay, Mindy. Hi. When I say contestant, all you have to do is pick a winner. Who do you want, Bree or me? I'll go with you, Clint. Okay, beautiful.

You're mine. That means, Paul, you're on my team. Here you go, Bree. All right, mate, let's do it. Okay, wait there, guys. Our adjudicator is producer Anastasia. Hi, Anastasia. Hi, Stacey wait there, guys. Our adjudicator is producer Anastasia. Hi, Anastasia. Hi, Stash.

Hi, guys. So this week, we're doing female actresses. Last week, we did actors, so I thought we should do actresses. The rules are you guys need to get the closest to the height. Let's start off with celebrity number one, Scarlett Johansson. She's currently launching her own makeup brand. A very unoriginal idea for most celebrities at the moment. It's a rite of passage, I think.

Oh, you've gone very tall. I feel like she might be a bit tall. Clint has gone 5'9". Brie's gone 5'6". 5'9 is about my height. Yeah, I could see that. You're both completely off, but Brie wins a point. She's 5'3".

Wow! Is she only 5'3"? 5'3"? I just figured she wins a point. She's 5'3". Wow. Is she only 5'3"? 5'3". I just figured she's a superhero. She must be tall. You don't need to be tall to be a superhero. Yeah, look at Ant-Man. Exactly.

And he's amazing. Awesome. Let's go on to celebrity number two, Meryl Streep. Oh, see, that is so hard. Meryl Streep. I'm obsessed with her. Don't look up. Leo DiCaprio.

Is she the Mamma Mia one? No, you're not allowed to give clues. No clues for you. All right, Brie has put 5'7". Clint has put 5'6". Meryl's 5'6". That's pretty good for not knowing who she was. She is the Mamma Mia one, eh?

He's joking. If you don't know who Meryl Streep is, when I come over to your house and fart in your living room. Oh, then I was definitely joking. Yeah, exactly. All right, let's head on to... That's such a big thread, isn't it? I take it back, I take it back, I take it back.

Let's head on to celebrity number three, Anne Hathaway, who actually starred alongside her, Meryl Streep. The Devil Wears Prada. Yeah? Yes. Yes. So you do know who she is. All right, Brie has put 5'7".

Oh, Clint's put 5'7", too, so someone's going to have to go up or down. I'll go up, and I'll go on my superhero rule. She was Catwoman, so I reckon go up. Well done, Clint. That's spot on. She's. She was Catwoman, so I reckon go up. Well done, Clint. That's spot on. She's 5'8". God, I hate when that happens. Yeah, that happens to you a bit, Bree, doesn't it?

All right, we're sitting at two points to Clint, one to Bree. Clint could win this, so good luck, Bree. Celebrity number... Okay. Sorry. Thanks, Sage. I appreciate your support. I was being supportive.

We've got to do whatever we can to make sure Clint doesn't win. Here comes the next person. It's the actresses round. I hope she wins. Celebrity number four is Jennifer Aniston. Oh, I was just looking at photos of her. Fun fact, she's the same height as Britney Spears. Well, that doesn't help me at all.

I don't know. Could have met her at some point. Brie's put 5'5". Clint's put 5'9". No way she's 5'9". Jennifer Aniston's 5'4". Yes! I'm back in the game.

You know what, Brie? Time break. I'd like to think I helped you there with that. I think you did. Thanks, Kim. All these short women. Man, I'm bad at women's heights. It's all right.

All right. What did you say to me one time? You're like,'s heights. It's all right. What did you say to me one time? You're like, women's heights mean nothing to me. What did you say? Well, most because... No, it's going to sound bad. No, no, no. Because most women that I meet are shorter than me,

it's just like, I'm like, okay, short. So what? That doesn't mean we're important. No, no, no, no, no. You're all short to me is what I mean by that. Like you say you're tall for a woman. I go, well, so say you. I am. Producer Anastasia and I

are average for a woman. We'll continue this off here. Let's hear celebrity number five, Reese Witherspoon. I was currently filming a movie with Ashton Kutcher. That'll be awesome, I reckon. I'm going with Bree's logic, yeah.

Bree's put, is that 5-1? 5-1. And Clint's put 5-2. It's a point to Bree. Yeah! Is she 5-1? 5-1. Wow.

Paul, congratulations. You get 50 KFC chicken dollars. We did it, Paul. Awesome. Thanks very much. No worries, mate. Sorry, Mindy. Anyway, Bree, you're short to me.

Piss off, mate. Sorry, Mindy. Anyway, Bree, you're short to me. Piss off, Paul. Bree and Clint. On Facebook page, which reads like this. If this post gets 1,000 comments by 8 a.m. tomorrow morning, we'll jackpot the secret sound to $20,000 cash. My God, amazing. Yeah. And all you've got to do is comment on it.

It's been up for under an hour at 111 comments, so there's some work to do. But if you'd like to get that money up there, then go search ZM on Facebook. We'll get there. We'll get there. I've got some police news. Another ticket. The long arm of the law. No, not Another ticket.

The long arm of the law. No, not another ticket. You didn't get another ticket? No. I haven't been given a ticket by a police officer in a long, long time. Do you always, when you get them in the mail, hide them? I used to burn them. We used to have a fireplace and I'd quickly pay them and then

I'd put it in the fireplace. Amazing. Incinerate the evidence. Just get it done. Get it out of the way. No, this is about a kid in the South Island who has put in a 111 call. Now, whenever you call 111, it gets recorded. It needs to get recorded.

And the police have decided to release this 111 call as an educational, you know, as a... Oh, no. Did the kid... Was it not for emergency purposes? You have a listen. This is... He's unnamed.

They're not releasing his details. But this is an unnamed child in the South Island calling the 111 number. This is police. Where is the emergency? Oi, please, lady. Yes, what's going on? Can you do something?

You can tell me something. I got some toys for you. You got what's going on? Can you tell me something? You can tell me something. I've got some toys for you. You've got some toys for me? Yep. Can I even see them? Whereabouts are you? Hello? Hi there.

We've received a 111 call. I'm guessing it was a child making a mistake there? Yeah, yeah. Oh, bless him. So just confirming there's no emergency at all? No, there's not. No problem at all. He was just talking about his toys. That's no problem at all. No, there's not. No problem at all. He was just talking about his toys.

That's no problem at all. You guys have a good rest of your day. A few minutes later. ComSchools for any units free to eat. There is a four-year-old there who is wanting to show police their toys. Yeah, I want to hold him to it. Roger, thank you. Oh my God, stop it.

The police did not go over there to look at the toys. Constable Kurt from Southern District Police responded by arriving at the child's house and was shown an array of toys. Cute. Constable Kurt reported back, and this is official. This is in the police records. He did actually have pretty cool toys.

The kid got to sit in the police car and meet a real- life police officer as well And so I mean I know the lessons got through The kid's gonna go That was friggin awesome I'm gonna call 111 all the time It's amazing to me How old's the kid?

It doesn't say but he's like He sounds quite young Yeah he looks about three or four It's amazing to me that the kid called the number And then also did you hear he called a hello police lady so he knew he knew what the number was he was calling yeah there he is sitting on the police car he's tiny so cute there you go there's your um police news feel good feel good police story free and clint ZM's $50,000 Secret Sound Season 10.

Here we go, everybody. There is a post up on the ZM Facebook page right now saying if we get 1,000 comments by tomorrow morning, you, Soundkeeper Ella, are going to jackpot us to 20 grand. Yeah, I heard you guys out. I'll give you a jackpot if we do get those 1,000 comments on the Facebook page. Oh, always a catch. Always funny hoops, isn't there Ella?

Never easy. Nothing for free. Nope. Okay, well you won't get to jackpot it if Olivia takes it off you right now. Hi Olivia. Hi Olivia. Hi. Congratulations. You've done the hard bit. You've managed to get on air for ZM Secret Sounds. Awesome. Olivia, I

want you to take this. So focus. You're going to win it, okay? I hope so. I can pay my debt off. How much is your debt? How much is that, Rude? I don't know. I don't really know if I want to answer that one.

Fair enough. I'll tell you how much my student debt was. At the peak of my student debt, it was 33. Oh, I'm sitting on that now. At least you've got a doctorate to show for it. That I have never used. Wait, you have a doctorate? Damn.

Oh, yeah, I've got a PhD, babes. She does not. She's got a physiotherapy degree. No, I don't. Something like that. Not even close. Oh, my God. Nothing Something like that. Not even close! Oh my God. Nothing wrong with a physiotherapy degree, by the way. I'm just saying she's not using

it, is my point. To be honest, my degree is not as good as a physiotherapy degree is what I'm saying. Olivia, we're getting bogged down in the detail. What do you think this, the ZM secret sound is? The flippers on the side of a pinball machine.

Oh! Yes! Okay. Brie and Clint are on board. I'm keen. Well, I can hear that one straight away and I love Olivia's enthusiasm too. She's like, duh! This has messed me up so much this season of Secret Sound because every

guess I feel like is so good. Is it good enough, Ella? Let's do it. 15k is a lot of money and you've gone hard with flippers on the side of a pinball machine. Do you have one at home?

No. Okay, you're just going with your gut. We don't sound. I'm going for it. Okay, well I'll let with your gut. We don't use sound. Yeah. I'm going. I'm going for it. Okay. Well, I'll let you know now, Olivia, that that guess is great, but it's not the right one. It's not the same.

Oh, I hate you. Why'd you do that? Olivia. You deserved that one, Ella, because you were like, that guess is great, but then you still went, yeah. But it's not great Ella, because you were like, that guess is great. But then you still went, yeah. But it's not great enough. Swarf skirt.

Oh, that's all right. Hey, sorry, Olivia, not today. Keep guessing, though. You've been fun, Olivia. I will keep guessing, and I will try and give you another call tomorrow. Cool. Go check a post. Go check a comment on that post, too, on the ZM Facebook page.

Will we get to the 1,000 comments by 8 a.m. tomorrow morning? Ella, if we get over 1,000, do we get more? No. Brilliant. 2,000 comments, $25,000? Yeah. 10,000 comments, a clue? What?

You get your clue on Fridays at 5. God, there's just no room to move. I feel like a parent here. You two are children. I'm like Olivia. I hate you, Ella. I feel like I'm negotiating with my parents. Just kidding.

She's back at 8 a.m. tomorrow morning. No, 7 a.m. for the first Secret Sound guest. She's doing a great job. That's soundkeeper Ella. And the Secret Sound is brought to you by Neon. You can get a Kiwi streaming service, get great value, and get it all on Neon. We love you guys at Neon. Go can get a Kiwi streaming service, get great value, and get it all on Neon. We love you guys at Neon.

Go watch Love Island Australia. It's up now at the moment. Bree and Clint. Look, a lot of people might have been looking for a new flat recently because you've been stuck inside your flat in lockdown and you've realised that you don't really get along that well with your flatmates. You need a change of scenery.

You know, that stuff happens. I don't think this will be the apartment for many people, but maybe. Sure. So let's give it a whirl. This is making news around the world after someone put up a room for rent in their apartment. So this is in the small US town of North Manchester, Indiana. So I don't know if you're planning on moving there. No, I wasn't really. This could be for you if this sounds

amazing. So the landlord has put up an ad and these are all the rules. So they said, room for rent. I have a room for rent in my apartment. It is a three bedroom apartment. Rent includes one bedroom only. You will have access to the bathroom. Let's hope so. Generous. But you must not shower after 8pm. Okay.

You may use my kitchen but you must clean up after yourself. Right. That's pretty standard. You will need to provide your own toilet paper and you must provide your after yourself. Right. That's pretty standard. You will need to provide your own toilet paper and you must provide your own soap and shampoo. Yeah, that's pretty standard. That's pretty stock standard. You will have to buy your own food

and you will not be allowed to cook meat in my house as I am vegan. Okay. So no meat cooking. Yeah. There's no music or TV allowed after 9.30pm, no matter what room of the house you're in. Okay. Weekly room inspections will be done to ensure you are being clean.

No pets. Room inspections? Apparently. By the person you're living with? Apparently. Okay. No pets. I would prefer no company.

But if you must have company over, they must stay in your room at all times. They will not be allowed to use the bathroom. This is my house, not yours. You must follow all of the rules. And wait, you can have all of this for the low, low price

of $1,800 a month. I'll take it. Times are tough. There's a housing crisis. I'll take it. But plus, if you want Wi-Fi, that's an extra hundred and something dollars a month as well. Guests are not allowed to use the toilet.

And then where he goes, this is my house, not yours. You're asking people to pay you to live in the house with you. Who is going to want to move in there? It's like you're asking for a teenager to move in so you can parent them. Also, if I'm paying to live there, it's not your kitchen, sorry. It's our kitchen. Yeah, I'm paying to use the full utensil. While I'm paying my $1,800 a month, that's my kitchen too.

So wait, how much is that a week? It's like $450, I think. For one room? Yeah. $1,800 divided by four. $450 a week for one room. Yeah. And you can only use the bathroom until 8pm.

For $450 a week, I will cook an entire cow in that kitchen. Yeah, I will do a pig on the spit. I will go toilet. For $450, I'll go toilet with the door open. Yeah. You know I will do a pig on the spit. And I will put it on the- For $4.50, I'll go toilet with the door open. Yeah. You know? I'll go toilet anywhere I want. It amazes me the listings that are aggressive like that.

It's like, surely if you're listing something, you want to be firm, but also welcoming. Like, I get you want to say, look, this is how we kind of do it in our house or whatever. Yeah, we're pretty straight. We're pretty strict. But I mean, who in their right mind is going to reply to that and go, yes, please, I'd love to move in?

Well, that's the thing. If it was in Wellington where it's very, very, very hard to find a flat, maybe someone would take that and go, you know what? Yeah, all right, I'll do it. Well, no, not for $450. Not for $450. $450 is very expensive for one room. That's outrageous.

Yeah. I was thinking I'd like to ask people this afternoon because obviously there's so many rules for this flat. Yep. I want to know if people have had any experiences with crazy flat rules. Okay. Like whether it's come from one of your flatmates that's enforced it. Yeah.

Or a landlord. Yeah. Has there been any outrageous rules that you've had in a flat that you've lived in? Yeah. Did you live with one of those people who was crazy about the power bill? Yeah.

And they're like, no lights on in a room if you're not in that room. Like was there like crazy insane rules about you're not allowed to use this particular cutlery. Yeah. Because that's my cutlery. Yeah. Because that's my cutlery. If you had a one-night stand, they had to leave. They weren't allowed to go to sleep.

They have to leave, yeah, before the sun comes up. Okay. Over-the-top rules imposed on you by either your flatmate or your landlord. Yes, in a flat that you've lived in. Yeah, or you can text us in as well on 9696. Bree and Clint. A rental listing is going viral after the countless rules that are listed in the rental, which, I mean, just to name a few,

no music or TV will be allowed after 9.30pm. You may use the bathroom, but if you have any guests, which they don't encourage you to have guests, but if you do, they will not be allowed to use the bathroom, but if you have any guests, which they don't encourage you to have guests, but if you do, they will not be allowed to use the bathroom and need to stay in your room at all times. No meat must be cooked in the kitchen. What else?

Yeah, a bunch of crazy stuff. It was all terrible. Yeah, no showers after 8pm as well. It was like being at a boarding hostel, but worse. You pay $450 a week to be there. And it's a lot of money. We want to know, have you had crazy rules put on you? Because flatting is such a weird

thing, especially if you live with randoms. Like if you answer an ad on Trade Me in an existing house, you literally have no idea who you're going to live with a lot of the time. No. And it's so hard. And you can only do so much background research. Yeah.

And unless, to be honest, unless they own the property, they can't really force you into any crazy rules. Yeah, yeah. Unless they're all crazy and they vote you out. And they gang up on you. Let's talk to Tony. G'day, Tony. Hi, Tony.

Hey, Brie. Hey, Clint. How are you guys? Good, mate. What was the outrageous rule that a flatmate or landlord put on you? Yeah, so basically I was living with the owner and I was, you know, going between jobs. So, you know, obviously I'm based here in Wellington. So I rented out a bedroom for about $100 a week and I wasn't allowed to leave my bedroom.

So I was actually living with the owner. Yeah. And basically he only let me to... I had to use the toilet in the back, so I couldn't use the entrance in the house. You weren't allowed to use the indoor toilet? That's correct. And I even had my own entrance right into the bedroom

if I wanted to go out. So he didn't want to know that you were there? He didn't want to know? Yeah, basically. He was just a bit of a... He wasn't a nice person. Bit of a prick. That's what he was. No, I just needed a cheap He didn't want to know. Yeah, basically. He was just a bit of a, he wasn't a nice person. Bit of a prick. That's what he was.

I just needed a cheap place to live at the time. Yeah, yeah. And it does sound cheap. A hundred bucks is pretty good. Was it worth it though? Yeah, no, it was actually worth it. Yeah, because like I said, I was in between jobs. Tony, where would you shower?

Where would I shower? I mean, I would go, I would go to shower at the gym, you know. That's what a gym membership's for. Oh, Tony. You poor thing. Yeah, well, so long as you were to shower, I mean, I would go to shower at the gym, you know. That's what a gym membership's for. Oh, Tony, you poor thing. Yeah, well, so long as you were okay with it. I can't believe, no, but I can't believe a landlord would think, you know, if you're taking money in from someone, you at least put in, you know, an en suite

where they can use the toilet and shower. Or just share a bathroom with them. They're paying you money. No, I mean, if you want to reef the benefits. Reap? Reap. Reap. Not wreath.

That's a Christmas thing. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Yeah, hi, guys. How are you? Good, thanks. Tell us what was the outrageous rule that a flatmate or landlord had.

So it wasn't exactly a rule, but after a flat argument blew up, one of the flatmates confiscated all of the kitchen appliances and cutlery and crockery that they brought to the flat. And how much was theirs,

anonymous? Oh, probably about 95%. Oh, no! When you say confiscated, how do they confiscate it? So they boxed it all up and put it in the room and then went to work. So we would unbox everything, use it,

wash it and put it back. Oh, wow, so you just go into the room and get it when they weren't there, have yourself a piece of toast on a plate and then sneak it back into the bedroom. Exactly. It's amazing. It truly amazes me the levels people will go to be passive aggressive. Right.

Just how inconvenient for them as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like just not convenient for anyone. How long did that flat last after they decided to do that? I don't imagine anybody was happy staying there much longer, Anonymous? Oh, no, no, it imploded. Yeah. I bet someone on the text machine said,

I got told off for using a tea towel to dry the dishes. Apparently they were decorative tea towels to be used for just looking at. What's a decorative tea towel? Maybe, yeah, just a pretty tea towel. Someone else said, I had a flatmate who would take her frying pan into her bedroom so I wouldn't use it. I love that. I love the idea of the frying pan hanging on the wall,

the special frying pan. Yeah, like how much did you pay for the frying pan that you have to take it into your room? Someone else said, I had a flatmate who used to do naked yoga in the living room. She'd also turn off the Wi-Fi between 10 p.m. and 8 p.m. And between that time, we were also not allowed to go upstairs and use the kitchen or the bathroom.

Wow. I mean, yeah, the first one, not so bad. The others. Yeah, well, you're into the naked yoga, but you need the Wi-Fi. There's worse things. Daniel is here. G'day, Daniel. G'day, Daniel. G'day, Daniel.

How you going? Good, mate. What was the outrageous rule that a flatmate or landlord put on you? Oh, I was renting a room for about $170 a week. And yeah, nah, he was real strict on power. He had us cooking my dinner in the dark and everything. What? He wouldn't let you in the dark and everything. What? He wouldn't let you turn the lights on to cook dinner?

Nah, he didn't really like the power he used. And during the winter, it was negative 10 degrees, and he'd say on his wee phone that my heater was on, and he'd come over and knock on my door and tell me to turn it off and all that. Where were you living? What part of New Zealand? Was it your dad? Were you living with your dad?

I don't know. He might as well have been, but I didn't have the cargo. You didn't have the cargo. And you went and let him use a heater in Southland in the middle of winter. Yeah, yeah, apparently. Hey, Daniel, what were the rules at that flight around having a spliff? I reckon it was all good. I think that was fine. No power being used.

The power was the Yeah yeah That sucks man That's terrible You out of that flat now Daniel? Yeah I am I'm in a lot better one now Yeah good man

Good on you Dan You deserve it Bree and Clint I gotta do that It's my birthday It's my birthday Bree and Clint's Birthday banger

Scroll down Should be the second post. There's a pinned one. Second post there, yeah. We're getting up there. What are we at? I'm hoping people aren't... 300 comments.

Oh, yeah, pretty good. So we've gone up about 200 comments in the last half an hour. If you want to jackpot that money, get on that Facebook page and give it a go. But first, a birthday banger. The number one song on your 16th birthday. Alicia's here. Hi, Alicia. Hi, Alicia. Hi, Alicia.

Hey, team. How are you? Good, mate. How are you? Yeah, not bad. Not bad? On a scale of 1 to 10, how good are you? Oh, let's go 10.

I like your style, Alicia. I like your vibe. I'm picking up what you're putting down. What's your birthday, mate? 1st of March, 89. All right, Alicia. You were 16 in 2005. And on the 1st of March 89. Alright, Alicia, you were 16 in 2005 and on the 1st of March, your

16th birthday, this was number one. Oh! An R&B country crossover. This is a tune. Nelly and Tim McGraw, do you like this song, Alicia? Not bad. I do love me a bit of R&B, so I can't complain.

Okay, cool. That's a tune. I love it. I like that song, too. And for people who don't know who Tim McGraw is, he acted as the dad in the movie with Sandra Bullock, The Blind Side. Oh, okay. He's a country music artist, but he also does a bit of acting.

Yeah, gotcha. Okay, cool. Let's go to Laura. Hey, Laura. Hi, Laura. Hey. How are you, mate? I'm great, thank you.

That's good to hear, Laura. I'm keen to do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 27th of May, 1985. All right, you were 16 in 2001. And on the 27th of May in 2001, this was top of the chart. Oh, Laura. That's a huge birthday banger.

Yeah. Did you have this on CD? I know I did, Laura. Yes, I had the whole Christina Aguilera thing going on. The stripped album? Yes. That was one of my all-time faves, that stripped album. Well, no, no, it's your birthday banger, you know. You can't choose your birthday banger.

It chooses you. Pretty sure my Disman scratched up my single of Lady Marmalade. That bastard Sony Disman. One more birthday banger for Jay. Hey, Jay. G'day, Jay. Oi, oi, how are? Oi, oi, Jay. G'day, Jay. Oi, oi, hello. Oi, oi.

Oi, Jay, how are you? Fantastic. Oh, I like the vibe of these callers this afternoon. It's been all millennials for this birthday banger. Are we going to get a three-peat? Jay, what's your birthday? Second of the third, 91. Perfect.

Come on, Jay. Here we go. You were 16 in 2007. And on the second of March in your 16th birthday, this was number one. Oi, oi. It is. Oi, oi, oi, oi. Oi, oi.

Mate, I'm not disappointed. That is an absolute banger to brag about, really. You like it? Okay, good. Perfect. I knew you had Gwen Stefani and Akon written all over you, Jay. Pretty you, Jay, isn't it? I've got to pump it up anyway, you know, even if it is average.

You've got to pump it up. Who's got to act B-A-N-A-N-A-S? Those are definitely the times these kind of songs come on, aren't they? Yeah, yeah, that's the one. Absolutely, Jay. Okay, Jay, you've got a great attitude weight there. We're going to choose. I think we loved everyone today.

Well, you've got three, like I said, those are three millennial bangers today that we've got. We basically have Friday jams going on and birthday banging this afternoon. We've got to choose between Tim McGraw and Nelly, Lady Marmalade or The Sweet Escape. What are you thinking? I feel like the biggest song of the three of them was Lady Marmalade.

You know, I wasn't joking when I said I had the single. Yeah. And I'm pretty sure I dressed up in some sort of Moulin Rouge attire and danced to that song at some point. Did you? I'll go with you with that one. All right.

As long as you never show me photos of that, we can do that one. Laura, congratulations. You just won birthday banger. Oh, my kids are going to be thrilled. I'm not sure they quite like the millennial music, but I'm going to jam it all the way home. What's your kids' names? Are they in the car?

They sure are. I've got Emily and Flynn. Emily and Flynn. Your mum has just won birthday banger. They're like, cool, don't care. They're like, what's a radio show? Here we go, guys. Your winner of birthday banger today is Lady Marmalade.

I'm ZDM, Brianne Clint. Brianne Clint. Am I getting scammed. Well, this is the question I put to everyone listening to this. So this is what's happening in my life at the moment. Last night I received a very strange email. Like on the scale of 1 to 10 of strange, I'm going to say this is a 9 and 3 quarters. Right.

Did it come to your actual email address? Came to my actual email address. Which is? And I'm not saying that on the air. Anyway, this is the email I received last night. Hello, Bree. I'm Molly. I'm Taylor Schilling's manager.

I've been asked to make sure this finds you. Taylor's email to me now follows. Happy for any questions. So before I even continued reading this email, I was like, who is Taylor Schilling? Yeah, I had to Google it too. And I Googled it and Taylor Schilling is the main actress of Orange is the New Black.

Everyone knows who that is. Yeah. Like after Googling that, I was like, yep, I'm well aware of who that person is. Yes, please let me talk to Taylor. Hollywood superstar. Yeah, and she wants to talk to me. Anyway, so apparently this is what Taylor sent to her manager.

Find this lady for me. I'm hooked on Celebrity Treasure Island, New Zealand. Please ask Bree to help a lady out. My New Zealand lady is away. I normally get her to Zoom call me so I can catch up on Celebrity Treasure Island. I'm left now to make the story up in my head as my lady, who usually does this for me, is away.

If Bree works out, if this works out with Bree, you have my permission to book a Zoom call with her. So this person that's emailing you is claiming to represent the star of Orange is the New Black and saying that the star of Orange is the New Black, Taylor Schilling, is obsessed with Celebrity Treasure Island and wants to talk to you.

Yes. It's very far-fetched. Like, but... So, so, so, so, so, this is the digging I did, right? So I first went to look at the email, which is always the first thing, you know, you do with stuff like this. Yeah. And the email is bookings.usa.shillingtayloratoutlook.com.

Oh, and that sounds, okay, yeah. I mean, it could be. Anyway, I feel like I'm on an episode of Catfish. Anyway, I then did, you know, the first thing I thought of was Google who Taylor Schilling's management is. Yes. So I went and Googled it and on one of the websites that, I mean, it was a pretty easy Google, which this person who's probably scamming me

could have done, I Googled it. One of her management team Does have the name Molly And the email that you received is from Molly Okay Anyway It's googleable though I decided

Regardless of if it's a scam or not I thought they've put in work So I may as well email back Yeah So I said Hi there Molly Sorry I'm quite confused Are we talking about the Taylor Schilling

The global superstar From Orange is the New Black, is obsessed with Celebrity Treasure Island New Zealand? I'm a little confused, in brackets, if this is real, what does she technically want? You know, because it was a bit wishy-washy. Well, she said in there, my New Zealand lady, like having a New Zealand lady is a thing,

she said she normally Zooms her the episodes. So she's saying she watches Celebrity Treasure Island down Zoom. Which I can't picture Taylor Schilling, global superstar, doing that. Hey, but, you know, we're this far in. Anyway, I got a reply. It says, thanks for your quick response. From the bottom of the earth, Bree, we were told New Zealand was a country

who does not have a high following or liking of Taylor. How would you like to proceed? Do I go through you or do you have management? Yes, that's my Miss Muppet. Are you willing to read over an NDA and sign for starters? Once that is complete, I can give you a list of do's and don'ts for your Zoom. I'll liaise with you both to get a time that suits both people. What is going on?

If this is a scam, it's such a weird one because it's so personalised. And what is the end goal? What are they trying to get? Because the outcome here is they get you on a Zoom call. I know. I feel like, and I'd love to hear anyone's opinion on the text machine if you think why, what would be the reason, what are they trying to get from me?

What is the scam? I think my partner said that the NDA that this person is talking about, if they send that to me, if I sign that, maybe they're after my signature for something. Right, okay. You know? Because that's the only thing we could think of. How far are you going to go with that?

Because I'm quite keen to have Taylor on the show now. Well, that's the thing is that we've emailed back and forth about seven or eight times and the last email I got, she has said that pretty much Taylor's willing to come on a Zoom. Like should I take it as far as, I mean, obviously it's not Taylor Schilling from Orange is the New Black. You don't know that. It's obviously not.

Like, have you ever watched the show Catfish? No. You know what I did? You know what I did? Because I watched so many episodes of Catfish. I sent an email back to this woman, like, in the email chain, and I said, hi, I'm finding this a bit hard to believe, like just to put my mind at ease, can you please send me a photo of Taylor holding up a piece of paper

with my name on it? Oh, that's a good way of doing it. Yeah. Do you want to know what they said back? Yeah, go on. Hold on. They said, they pretty much said, we understand what you're saying. My job is to protect my goods from unwelcome, unwanted, unhealthy rodents from the nest.

We do not know. You will not use the ID photo and emails in the meantime as a money-making idea. Okay, you're not dealing with a legit person now. I've gone off it. Yeah. She's only got 2.5 million Instagram followers. Why don't you just DM her? I don't think she runs that account, but I mean, as've gone off it. Yeah. She's only got 2.5 million Instagram followers. Why don't you just DM her? I don't think she runs that account, but I mean, as if she'd reply.

I was joking, by the way. She's got 2.5 million Instagram followers. I mean, Channing Tatum follows me. You never know. Bree and Clint. Bree, you're a devout gardener. You've got green thumbs all of a sudden. Absolutely.

Other places are going green, too. Tell me what you're growing at the moment. Give us your gardening credentials. I'm growing some coriander. Coriander, beautiful. Which people, you know, give or take. I'm growing flat leaf parsley, basil, some lettuces,

spinach. It's all going on. Rosemary. Yeah, wonderful. Mint. Chives. That's enough. Gardening's very in at the moment because we've got to stay home and people have got to focus their interest into something. That's why this weekend, Bree, get excited because it's National Nude Gardening Day. It's on Saturday

and it is the pinnacle of National Nude Gardening Week, which we're in right now. Actually, it's just National Gardening Week this week, but Saturday is the nude day. And I think you, as a gardener, I think this is something you need to get in behind and support. I don't know if I should get in behind this.

Get in behind this nude gardening day. Are we talking about outdoor gardening or indoor gardening? This is outdoor gardening. I know we use a lot of euphemisms on this show, gardening being one of them. Indoor gardening, I'm willing to get around that. This is getting dirty, literally dirty, outdoors. I don't know how safe that is. Well, New Zealand Naturalist Foundation President Wendy Lowe says

Nude Gardening Day is all about getting closer to nature and having some fun. And while masks may be on, the rest is coming off. And where are people doing this? In their yards? In their yards. Oh, yes, please do it in your own yard. Don't go and garden a curbside. Now, when we say yard.

Don't do a public nude garden. Your own yard. Your own yard in the nude. As in outside, not something else. You sound sceptical, and that's why I've invited National Nude Naturalist Foundation President Wendy Lowe onto the show this afternoon. Good afternoon, Wendy. Hello, Wendy.

Hello, Bree and Clint. How are you? Good, thanks. Lovely to have you on the show. You wanted to put something to Bree specifically, right? You've heard how much she loves gardening, and you wanted to suggest something to her. Yeah, well, I mean, we've been following Bree's gardening journey

and this is a big day for, it's a big day for naturists. And I think that just having someone of Bree's kind of profile really backing the day would help us kind of raise awareness of the day and get more people out there and getting involved. So, Bree, we'd like to invite you to become an official ambassador for the day this year. Wow, what an honour. I am so flattered, Wendy. Brie, we'd like to invite you to become an official ambassador for the day this year. Wow, what an honour.

I am so flattered, Wendy. I'm absolutely flattered. I've got a few concerns. Look, there's nothing to be concerned about. What we'd really like to do is kind of get someone around social existence, of course, following all of the current COVID guidelines and just get some tasteful photos of you participating in the day. Oh, God. I thought I was going to be doing this from my backyard.

I don't know about – where is it? No, it is your backyard. You'll be comfortable. No, no. We will come to you. Absolutely. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, great.

I thought I was going to have to take them by myself. And I'm so glad some stranger will be coming over to fill me in the news. No, no. We would absolutely send a fully trained photographer, of course. And, you know, ideally we'd get them posted kind of up on your social media, just kind of getting other people involved. What are your thoughts about that? I've already told her that we'll post them on the Bree and Clint account

to support the cause. Look, Wendy, I love what you guys are doing, love what you're about. I think it's fantastic. But you do need to know I didn't grow up in a nude family. So I've never been super comfortable with being in the nude, let alone outside with a photographer in my own backyard. Doing some gardening. With a hoe and a shovel and I just don't know. I mean, you don't need to be a regular kind of nudist to take part in this. It's all about kind of

branching out and trying something new. Branching out, good pun. I like that. So we'd just, you know, we'd really invite you to have a think about it and see if there's something that we can kind of tee up. We can obviously take it offline because this is a little bit of a pressure situation for you. I'd quite like an answer now, Wendy. I'm kind of a results-driven person. I'd quite like a yes-no right now, Bree.

Look, here's what I'm going to offer you, Wendy. The only way I'm going to do a nude photo shoot gardening in my backyard is if we dig a big hole in my veggie garden and I'll be buried up to my neck, but I'll be fully nude and done. Signed, sealed, delivered. Everyone wins. All right, I think we can work with that. Wendy, I've known her long enough.

I'd take that deal if I was you. I reckon that's as good as you're going to get. Hey, thanks, Wendy. Happy nude gardening day on Saturday, all right? Thanks, Wendy. Thank you. Wear sunscreen, Wendy. Wear sunscreen, okay? Get your B-'re going to get. Yeah. Okay. Hey, thanks, Wendy. Happy Nude Gardening Day on Saturday, all right? Thanks, Wendy. Thank you. Wear sunscreen, Wendy. Wear sunscreen, okay?

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