ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 19th October 2022

Episode Date: October 19, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network. Well, welcome to the podcast. It's Brain Cleanse Podcast. I don't know if you know this, Matty McLean, but we always talk in an English accent on the podcast. I am terrible. Where's your English accent? Oh, come on, Matty, come on. Oh, gov'num. Matty.

My bloody terrible accents. I'm so bad at them. No, I love it. I love doing an English accent, but I always go from different ones. And my favourite one is to do the Queen. How do you do that? Well, the Queen will speak like this, and she's quite proper. And it's so good to have you on the podcast, Maddie McLaren. You're very good.

The Queen. Brie was doing her impressions today and you can do quite a few good ones. I can do a couple. Mainly cartoon characters. Should we go around the room and we're all going to do some impressions? Okay. Okay, my first one

I'll do is Pikachu. Pikachu! Whoa. I know, what the heck. It's like a hidden talent That is so good Alright producer Claude What have you got Have you seen much of David Lomas

Yeah Have you heard the way he talks He goes I'm David Lomas And then he pronounces All the words incorrectly I like it

I like it Simple but effective I'm terrible I'm so bad But the only thing I The only thing I can think of at the moment is that TikTok sound that me and my partner do all the time. Like too much. I think I know the one you're talking about. Perfect.

Perfect, perfect, perfect. That was good. That's all that comes to mind. Ella? Okay, this one's really good. Well, hello, love. I'm Harry Styles I'm Harry Harry Styles. You sound like David Lomax. Yeah, it's like a mesh between the two AIDS. If David Lomax.

I'm Harry Styles. Was English. Who threw this chicken nugget? I'm a vegetarian. Hello. This movie is good. Is that meant to be Harry Styles? Oh, my gosh.

Yes. Is it not good? You're doing it like it's really good. You're like, yeah, of course my gosh. Yes. Is it not good? You're doing it like it's really good. You're like, yeah, of course it is. I am trying. And bless you for it, but don't ever do it again. Let's see if Maddie can guess this one.

Okay, who is this? Is it another Pokemon? Close. It's a cartoon gaming character. Okay. And it pokes out its tongue and, like, grabs eggs and pulls it back into their belly.

What is it? Oh, yes. It's so cute. And then it does. Mario Brothers will get it. So Yoshi made all of those sounds. Right. It was a real weird character now that I think about it.

You're very good. Maybe I'd love to. That's like my dream is to voice a cartoon character. Oh, I know. Same. I'd love to. It'd be so cool. It'd be such a dream job. Maybe I won't

interpret Harry Styles. Because we were all, before you got here, Maddie, we were all doing our best Barbie. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah? Can you do it? No, Claudia's the best. Oh, I can't remember how to do it. She goes like, Hi, I'm Barbie. So good!

No, that was pretty good. She's very perky. She's got a very perky voice. Okay, ready? I'll do my best Barbie. Yeah, that was pretty good. You listen back to it. She's very perky. She's got a very perky voice. Okay, ready? I'll do my best, Barbie. Yeah, get out. It's me, Malibu Barbie. That's Barbara.

That's Barbara after a couple of fags and some bourbon coats. That's me on a Friday night. I'm joking. On the vapes. Drusilla on the vapes. I'm good. Can you do a Ken before we leave? Last one.

What does Ken sound like? I can't remember. I don't know. He's very camp for a man of his. He's quite camp. Because you kind of look, you've got Ken vibes. Yeah, thank you. He's very, yeah, but he's like all American, right?

He's very classic. Yeah, he's like. Hey, Barbie. It's me, Ken. That's not bad. Not bad. Thank you. Oh, my God. Stuff Margot Robbie in bloody.

Ryan Gosling. It's me and you. It's you and Claude. Yeah. Me and you, Claude. I'll take the money. Let us know what Margot's earning. I want to see you, Maddie, in those Barbie costumes.

Oh, my God. I would rock it. I think you'd look fantastic. I used to rollerblade all the time. in those Barbie costumes. Oh, my God. I would rock it. I think you'd look fantastic. I used to rollerblade all the time. Of course you'd. All the time. What color were your rollerblades? They would have been hot pink, I'm sure.

Oh, I love it. There's this video of me and my sister at this roller skating rink, and they've put these rollerblades on us, and I'm not joking. So my sister can't rollerblade for shit and then you see me and I'm like rollerblading past her and then you just see my sister grab the back of my shirt and pull me down and then she goes over as well and I was watching it and I was like, my sister tried to kill me. She was out to get me.

I'm sure we all have home videos where we recognise that. Absolutely. Clint's away. Maddie will be joining us for the next week. We send all our best wishes to Clint. I did see he was posting on Instagram, so I think he's okay. He's alive. He looks a little beat up, but he's okay.

The food looked terrible. Oh, it looked great. It was like ice cream and jelly and coffee. What a morning. I mean, I'd be keen. I'd be keen for it. Well, go get yourself a little snip snap. Hey, I'm not due for a vasectomy soon.

Enjoy the podcast and we will be back same time, same place. Whenever you're listening to this, same time, same place. Bye, team. Bye. I'm coming in. Well, howdy, pilgrims. What time is it? One, two, three, four.

What? It is Brinkley's. Yowda, welcome guys to your afternoon. It's Wednesday and Clint is away. He's getting the old nose job, the old shave down the bridge of the nose. Isn't he, Matty McLean? He is. And he's had so many operations this year.

He had the snip earlier on. He's now got a nose job. Another snip. He is. And he's had so many operations this year. He had the snip earlier on. He's now got a nose job. Another snip. Another snip. Yeah. I've heard he's going to go in for an areola transplant. Is he really? Yeah.

Some bigger ones. Right. Because he's got quite tiny nipples. Tiny areolas. Yeah. Yeah. So he's going to get a, you know, a nipple. What's it called?

Well, you get an implant. Yeah. Like a transplant. Yeah, like a transplant. Yeah. Good for him. I'm excited for him. Do what makes you happy, right? Do what makes you happy.

We hope he's okay. He did have surgery. He will be back next week, but we have the lovely Maddie joining us. It's so nice to be here. So nice to have you. I love coming to hang out with you guys. It's great to have you, and we're going to be having a lot of fun. We're going to actually choose your honeymoon destination

on the show live. We've got a game that we're going to do it with. Ryan's going to be stowed to your fiancé. Perfect. Are we ending up in where? Bukkakawi or something like that? Could be. We just don't know. We'll figure that out later in the show. But right now

we have $50 cash up for grabs. All thanks to our mates at KFC with Tradie versus Lady. And I want the ladies to come through today because I swear every time I come that gap just keeps getting further and further apart. They've won about three or four days in a row. Okay, well they need to win again today. So where are the ladies at

Maddie McLean says. If you want the $50 cash, you've got to call now 0800 dial ZM. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradies versus lady. Maddie McLean, we've got the lady on the line. We're looking for a tradie.

We need a tradie. Maybe they just haven't clocked off yet. Maybe they're busy. Still on the tools. Smoko ran a bit later today. So 0800 dial ZM if you're a tradie and you'd like the chance to win $50 thanks to KFC. But let's introduce our lady while we wait. She's from Cambridge.

She's 29 and she's got four young daughters. Please welcome to the show, Lauren. Hi, Lauren. Hi. How are you? You've got your hands full. I'm very good. Yeah, four daughters.

What ages are we talking, Lauren? They are nine, seven, five, and three. Wow. Wow. Yeah. Have a few more and you could have a nipple too. No, no, four's definitely enough. Yeah, I was going to say, is that it?

You're done? That's it? Done, done. Yeah, that's a good amount, I think. All right, well, Lauren, let's see who you're facing today. He's 20. He's from Christchurch, and he likes rugby and the pub. What a bloke.

Please welcome to the show, Lockie. What's up, team? How are you? G'day, mate. How are you? You're not bad yourself? I like how Maddie McLean goes straight into lad voice. G'day, Lockie.

How are you, mate? And did I pull it off? You nailed it. Thank you. Crushed it. Lockie, who are you backing in the rugby? Satan's. Yeah, absolutely, mate.

Yeah, totally. Got to back him into the win. All right, guys, here's the rules. Matty McLean is going to be asking you the questions. When you think you know the answer, Lachie, buzz in with Tradie, and Lauren, you buzz in with Lady. First to get three correct takes home the $50, thanks to KFC.

Are you ready? Yeah, let's go. All right, good luck. All right, question number one. Meghan Markle has talked about her time as a model on a TV game show. Finish the title of the show. Deal or... I'm going to say Lauren got in.

Lockie, you need to buzz in with Trady. Deal or no deal? She got it. She's got it. Nice work, Lauren. You're on the board for the ladies. One nil. Question number two. Kiwi singer Rob Ruha was the big winner

at last night's Silver Scrolls Music Awards. What New Zealand state highway does Rob's big song reference? Yes, Lockie, he's in. State highway 35. He got it. Nice work. And he's got a voice on him as well. Yeah, there we go, Lockie.

All right, we're one apiece. Question number three. Kiwi drag queen Anita Wiglet has been announced as one of the contestants on an upcoming international version of the Drag Race franchise. Lady. Yes, Lauren. RuPaul. She's crushed it. We have the game on our hands.

Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. That was a hard one. Yeah, sorry, Lockie. It wasn't really your question, was it? Yeah, look, don't feel bad about not getting that one, Lockie. Give it a go, though, Lockie. You never know. You might love it. Question number four.

Carpenter, honey, and bumble are all types of what? Carpenter, honey, and bumble. Honey and bumble. Oh, honey. Carpenter, honey bunny and bumble. Honey and bumble. Oh, honey. Carpenter, honey and bumble. Are all types of what?

We're looking for the word that goes after all three of those. Three, two, one. We'll buzz you out. We were looking for bees. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. This is so easy. Yeah, seems obvious now.

But it's all right. In the heat of the moment, we get it. Hey, no worries. No points there for anyone. Question five. Question number five. Who sings this song? Lady.

Yes, Lauren, for the win. Lewis Capaldi. She's got it. She's a lady. She's a lady. Lockie, you've got great vibes, a good sport, but unfortunately, Lauren, fortunately for you, you've taken it out, $50 cash coming your way.

I'm so stoked. I listen to this every day and I've always wanted to play, so I'm even better than I was. I was going to be impressed. He's super competitive. You should have called through way earlier because you bloody crushed it. You enjoy that, okay? Thank you very much.

No worries at all. There we go. Tradie versus Lady. Another win for the ladies. It's so good. It's what I wanted. Yeah, well, you're welcome. I just want the get close is all I want.

We aim to please. Bree and Clint. You and I were just talking in the ad break during those songs about our dogs. Yes. And it reminded me of when I first met my partner, Ryan, first date we ever went on. You know when you go on a date and you just want to impress or you want to seem like you're into the same things that they're into. Just in case that's a deal breaker for them.

Exactly. So if they love classic cars, I love classic cars. Does Ryan love classic cars? No, he doesn't. But I'd never had a dog. I'd never had a pet before. Right. And on our first date, Ryan said, I'm getting a dog.

How do you feel about dogs? And you said. And I said, I love dogs. I'm such a dog lover. Obsessed with dogs. I didn't hate them, but I just had never had much experience. And so then all of a sudden I had to like really be into dogs. And now I love the dog more than.

You love the dog. More than I think Ryan loves the dog. But I did not go nearly as far with the up as one Auckland man did by trying to impress someone. What did he do? So he knew that a guy he had a crush on was into house plants. Okay. One of those house plant gays and there's a lot of them out there. Oh they

love the plants. Love the house plants. I mean I love plants too, different types. I'm just kidding. What type of house plants? The greenery. Yeah, the greenery. Yeah, yeah. Do you have an irrigation system set up? So Colin Kelly decided as a way of impressing his crush,

he would get himself into house plants. So what did he do? He went out and bought a bunch? He bought one plant. Okay. And then he bought a couple more. And then he bought a few more. And then he bought a few more. And the guy was continually impressed.

So this is all the while they were new in their relationship? New in their relationship. They started dating. And obviously he wanted to impress them. And he'd kind of made up this elaborate story of how much he loved houseplants. Before he knew it, do you know how many houseplants Colin Kelly ended up with? How many? More than 1,200 houseplants.

Get off the grass. There'd be nowhere to sit. He built a greenhouse. He built a greenhouse. Oh, too much. Too much. What's this guy's name? Colin Kelly.

Colin, what are you doing? He's coming in hot. Five would have been plenty. He's coming in real hot. 1, been plenty. He's coming in real hot. 1,200. But here's the amazing news. Because you'd expect that the guy that Colin was trying to impress would go, too much.

Too much. Not for me. Enjoy your houseplants. I'm out. They're bloody engaged. So it's worked. It's worked. So it's worked.

All you have to do is buy 1200 houseplants and you'll be engaged before you know it you'll find the love of your life i mean i'm sitting here being a bit judgmental like 1200 i think is excessive but i have definitely done this before where this was back in the day maddie and let me just say i went on a date with this real hot guy. He was a surfer dude. He was from the northern beaches in Sydney. I met him. I was instantly in love.

And I said to him, you know, what are your hobbies? Which, I mean, if you looked at him, you could just tell. But I was like, you know, what are you into? And he was like, well, you know, I surf a lot. And I was like, no way, me too. I had never surfed in my life. Never surfed. And I was like, this is not a big deal. Because I'm just, you know, looking for a bit of a fun time with this guy. Anyway, three months later, we're still dating. And I've gone on and on about how I've surfed all the beaches in Queensland. And I've done a bit of

surfing overseas. Like I went on a surf trip. Anyway, so the good part was is that we started dating right at the start of winter. Right. So you're like, oh, I would totally show my surfing skills, but it's not the right season for it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's too cold. So I had to dump him just before summer kicked in. I'm not even joking because I was so embarrassed where I was like, this is never going to work out because I'm not a surfy person. A friend of mine once bought a season's pass to the Phil Harmonic Orchestra because someone that I dated was really into classical music. What?

That means they had to go. Yeah. You can't just buy a season pass and not go. I know. Oh, see, isn't it funny the things people will do? For love. I reckon we ask people. Please.

Let's put it out there. 0800 dial ZM. What have you done to impress your crush? Like is there a lie that you've told? Is there a hobby that you took up? You know, what lengths have you gone to? And how far did you then have to go to keep up the lie? Yeah.

Like I bought a wetsuit. Like, I bought a wetsuit. Yeah. I bought a wetsuit off Trade Me and everything. It was a bad time. Watching, like, Mick Fanning videos on YouTube and stuff, you're like, oh, my God, how do I do this? Oh, my God, did you see Mick Fanning in that shark? Like, it was just gnarly.

I think I might just have a few more weeks off. Gnarly, bro. Bree and Clint. It's time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. bro. It's time for the latest. Dean, tell us about this story with Greta Thunberg. She's come out and said that she doesn't want a career in politics. That's right. And what's fascinating and surprising and the reason for making an international headline is because we all expected that that was actually the past. This is she's a groundbreaking, trailblazing, absolute little legend of a thing.

And so I think that we were just kind of all expecting that she was going to go straight into politics and take on some enormous role and she probably would get into. But she's 19 years old now, so she kind of shot to fame, what, like four or five years ago? She's come out saying that it is far too toxic in politics. And I will say this, though. She has experienced an incredible amount of toxicity because she got, like, horrible hate from all age groups

and all kinds of different countries and things, which was so mean and undeserved. So I think that she's like, you know what? I don't think I want to roll like that. I don't want to be in that kind of spotlight. But she will be, obviously, a warrior for the environment. So don't worry, she's not going anywhere. I wonder what she will do.

What do you think, Mandy McLean? What would Greta Thunberg do? Reality TV. Amazing race. Yeah. That seems like something she'd want to do, right? She'd be a great Subway sandwich artist. Yes, true.

What do you think, Dean? What would Greta Thunberg be doing in the future? Good podcast. She'd definitely have a good podcast game. She could be Paula Daddy. Yeah, call her Greta. Call me Greta. I'd 100% listen to that. There you go.

Coming up with amazing podcast ideas. That's Dean McCarthy live from LA with the latest. Thanks, Dean. If you've ever wondered to yourself, how much are those celebrities making on Instagram when they post a paid post? I always think that, especially with the big ones. You know, like if a Kardashian's doing a post,

I'm always like, how much are you getting for this it must be a lot yeah you know they're always giving away all that louis vuitton luggage have you seen those giveaways um there's a study that's been done a company called net credit actually has crunched the numbers with an algorithm to determine the top Instagram earners in the world for 2022. Okay. Right? So let's go through the list. In the US, the top earner on Instagram for 2022, Ellen DeGeneres. Really?

Yeah. So she raked in $33.73 million. No. Just from paid posts on Instagram. Oh, apparently. Justin Bieber takes out the title for Canada's top earner. He earned $4.43 million.

Holy! So a lot less than Ellen. In the UK, Dua Lipa was the top earner on Instagram. She took home $13 million which is a lot of money. Let's talk about the Kardashians because you think they'd be at the top. Yeah, I'm shocked to think that they're not. Yeah,

so apparently, yeah, they're not in the top. They're not even in the top five. Chloe was the highest. She took home $10 million. Kendall Jenner took $8.9 million from paid posts on Instagram. And Kim Kardashian made $1.9 million. Do you know what's crazy? That is more money than most people could ever dream of making. I know. And that is only a small fraction of what these people were getting paid. Yeah.

They're just posting a fit tee on their Instagram. Yeah. They're making $200,000 probably for the post. Who do you think is the highest earner out of everyone in the world for paid posts on Instagram? I'll give you a hint. It's a sports person. Right.

So are we talking like Cristiano Ronaldo? You've nailed it. Is it really? It's Cristiano Ronaldo? You've nailed it. Is it really? It's Cristiano Ronaldo, who's one of the top people followed on Instagram. Get this, he took home a whopping $85.22 million in sponsored posts last year. That's just in one year. Lionel Messi was number two with 71.96. Whoa. Let's get into the nitty the nitty

gritty who here in new zealand is the top earner for paid posts in the country i mean i'm thinking of some of our big name celebs so like a lord or but does she do paid posts i don't know that she does kj arpa kJ Arpa could be. You said before Clint Roberts. Clint Roberts? I mean, he's doing, you know, a few paid posts. He could be on the list. No, it's not any of those people.

The top earner here in New Zealand for paid posts on Instagram is UFC middleweight champion Israel Adesanya. Ah, that does make sense. Yeah, he earned $257,000 from sponsored posts in the last year. And the big thing is, do these guys have the Instagram followers to back it up? Yeah, how many followers does he have? Do you want to guess? I'm going to say, I mean, he's a pretty big deal.

I'm going to say, I mean, he's a pretty big deal. I'm going to say he has, what, 4 million? Slightly higher, 6.8 million. Okay, there you go. So there you go. I wonder how much, you know, he's getting paid per post and what he's posting. Yeah, right. What is he advertising? High smile. Make your teeth whiter now. You can wear

it in your mouth guard. Like a cute little waist trainer or something. Yeah, absolutely. There you go. Top Instagram earners for 2022. Bree and Clint. I was in the mall over the weekend. Oh, yes, just doing a bit of shopping? A little bit of browsing.

And every time I go to the mall, which isn't all that often, but every time I go, the exact same thing always grinds my gears. Is it people that don't get out of the way on an escalator? Is that what it is? It is. Did I just guess it? You nailed it. Stop it.

Are we the same person? We must. Does that get you going as well? It does, yeah. Because you're meant to stand to one side. So I lived in London for a little bit and they are so efficient on an escalator. Right. You stand on the right-hand side, you walk on the left.

And everyone knows it and everyone does it. They get it. And so you've got a clear path. And I hate dawdling. So I walk very efficiently and very quickly. You walk with pace. With purpose. Yeah, with purpose.

Do you know gay men? It's science, science. Gay men have a faster gait than most people. Really? True story. Is that science? It's scientific. You look it up.

You got places to go, people to do. Exactly. Not in the mall. No, no, no. But, you know. Well, maybe in the mall. So that really gets your goat. And every time I do it, I think to myself,

okay, this isn't something I need to lose my call over. Like it's really not a big deal. But every time I see it's too abreast. People stand too abreast on an escalator. What, people standing next to each other? Next to each other on an escalator. Oh, see that, yeah, that would wind me up. It does my head in.

See, I'm the type of person, I do love to ride that rail, so I will be someone who will just stand on the escalator, but I'm always off to one side. You've got to be. Knowing that there's people that don't like to do that. Yeah. You know? It's fine to ride the rail, just do it on one side.

Have you ever tried it? Oh, I do love to ride that rail. Once or twice, once or twice. When I was younger, you know. Yeah, right, I do love to ride that rail. Once or twice. Once or twice. When I was younger. Yeah, right, right. When you're living a little. So what's your, is this a PSA? It's a PSA.

Well, first of all, it's a PSA because if you are listening to this and you don't understand escalator etiquette, sort your shit out, all right? Stand to one side. Do not stand too abreast on an escalator. Get out of Matty McLean's way. And if you see me in the mall, get out my way. He's got things to do.

All right, I think, well, you've had a bit of a whinge. I'll jump on board here. Please, get it off your chest because it feels good. It feels good to let them know, even if it's some of those things that you really shouldn't get worked up about. But it just works you up. It grinds your gears. You know what really works me up?

Please. When you're on a plane, just everything about travelling in an airport and in aeroplanes just really gets me going. But when you're on a plane and you've been on the flight and the flight lands and the seatbelt sign goes off and everyone automatically stands up and moves into the aisle and is like itching to get out. I'm like, guys, you have to go in the order that you're sitting in anyway. Why are you standing up straight away? Okay, I do understand your point, but I've got a counter to that.

Because I hate when people have been standing in the aisle, but they leave it until the very last minute to get their bag down from the overhead locker. And then they hold up the line. Well, see, that's even worse. I'm going, you've had five minutes. Why is your bag still up there? Why have you waited until it's time to go to get your bag down? Let's go, people.

Let's go. I'm just a really unhappy, impatient man. But these things get me going. This is what we're talking about, the little things that really get you going. What about you, Producer Claude? Do you have anything that really just annoys you? I feel like I also have a problem where people don't get out of

my way, but when I was trying to find a car park earlier today, and the parking around the studio for some reason was so hard, but this guy walked out of his work straight to his car and then the lights went on. So I was like, oh, great. Okay, cool.

He's leaving. I was sitting behind him and indicating. And you do that real weird thing where you mouth it and you're like, are you going? He actually didn't see me, but he hopped in his car. His lights were on. So I was like, he's about to start reversing. This is perfect.

I've circled the block so many times. He just sat there for like literally, I probably waited longer than I should have. Like three minutes when you're waiting feels like a long time. perfect i've circled the block so many times he just sat there for like literally i probably waited longer than i should have like three minutes when you're waiting feels like a long time oh driving etiquette you let the person know if you're not going straight oh yeah and he just sat there which i've done that in a mall car park and people like get out of the way and i'm like no i'm sitting here it's fine when i do it but when other people do it and i drove past him after as i realized he was just eating his lunch in his car. Oh, that's sad.

Don't pretend to be leaving. Don't put your lights on and sit there. Go be lonely in the toilet at work. I'm a normal person. You a-hole. I've just figured out we're going to ask people right now. Please. 0800 dial ZM.

What is your first world problem? Get it off your chest. That's what it is. Get it off your chest. First's what it is. Get it off your chest. First world problems. Bree and Clint. Clint's away getting surgery on his nasal passage. He's got to come back and change, man.

Yeah, he's got a deviated septum. Septum. So right now we're talking about first world problems, things that just really annoy you, and you know they probably shouldn't, but we're all human and we just have these things, don't we, Matty McLean? We really do. problems, things that just really annoy you and you know they probably shouldn't, but we're all human and we just have these things, don't we, Matty McLean? We really do.

For me, it's people standing two abreast on an escalator. You've got to stand to one side. I love when people say abreast. Do you? Yeah, it's just great. Look, there's so many coming through on the text machine. This is one of my favourites. Someone texted through and said,

people that don't decide to look at the menu until they're at the front of the line while ordering food and you have to wait for them to decide. What to have, what to have, what to have. You look at the menu before you get there. That's the rules. Someone said, I get trolley rage so much in the supermarkets. People just hanging around and chatting in the middle of the bloody aisles.

Do people do that? Yeah. Just sit around. Susan, how are you? How are the kids? Yeah, good, good. What are you making for tea? Get out of the way.

Let's have a look. Let's go to the phones. Matt, what's your first world problem, mate? Hey, wonderful people. Hey, mine is when you're sitting at a set of traffic lights and a pedestrian comes up to cross the road. They press the button to cross, but then they cross before it turns green

and you've got to sit there waiting at a red light while no one's crossing the road. I know exactly what you mean, Matt. I know exactly what you mean. Totally, Matt. And hey, are you one of these people, because someone texts through this as well, they said my first world problem is when people don't go the second the light turns green.

Oh, yeah, you've got to go. You need to run across the road, really. If you're waiting, they're not going to run you over. I don't have road rage or anything, but, you know. Yeah, I totally get where you're coming from, Matt. So frustrating. Someone else texts through and they said, I totally get where you're coming from, Matt. So frustrating. Someone else texted her and they said, I work retail and my first world problem is when customers just come into the store. Yeah, maybe you're in the wrong profession.

Yeah. Because they probably are going to come into the store. That's generally how it works. But I get it. It'd be frustrating. Oh, yeah. Tanya's on the phone. Hi, Tanya.

Hi, Tanya. Hi, guys. How you doing? Good, thank you. What winds you up, Tans? Well, I work in the service industry where we take daily bookings for appointments and what really greats my gears is when clients

ring up and when you say, when would you like an appointment? And they say they don't know. And they expect you to organise their life for them? Yeah, and then you go through 50,000 different appointments and none of them work for them. Oh, my God.

Yeah, that's frustrating. I get it. And can I just say publicly, I'm so sorry because I am one of those people, Tanya. I'm so bad. And you've got to keep your cool, right? Oh, absolutely. And then, you know, by the time you've offered

50 different appointments and still none work and they're still wanting you to figure out their life, it's like... Just put a little mark against their name so you know when they come in that you just keep them waiting for an extra 10 minutes. Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. You have that power, Tanya. Exactly. Yeah.

Someone's texted and said, I'm an Uber driver and sometimes on the way to the pickup, someone will message and say, please hurry, I'm running late. And then when you arrive, they don't come out to the car for like four or five minutes. That would be so frustrating. Yeah. Wouldn't it?

Yeah. I'd be raging. They start the timer though, don't they? Yeah, well, good because, you know, if you're like, hurry up and then you take five minutes coming out. Exactly. That's on you. All right.

Does everyone feel better? Everyone's had a whinge? But don't stand too abreast. On the escalator or Maddie McLean will run at you. I'll come at you. Lucky you're here, Maddie McLean, because we're about to talk Celebrity Treasure Island. It's my favourite thing to talk about.

I know it is. I cannot shut up about this show. Because I follow you on Instagram. Please welcome to the studio and I'll give you a warning. If you are watching and you haven't seen it, you better tune out now because we have the most recent cast away to get voted off. It's Melody

Robinson. Welcome to the studio. Oh my god, I've been itching to have you in here. So have I. So I picked the right day to come in and fill in. You have. You could just talk to me at any time. I know I could because we work in the same building but this is great because I've

got you all to myself, well with Brie as well and we can pick your brains because what a journey you had. It was so different from what I ever expected and hard but awesome and I'm glad I did it. What do you think was so different?

What did you expect going into the show? And what was so different for you? I think the gameplay. You know you've got to play a game, but you don't realise how full on that is. And when you're a person and in the middle of it, you can't help but take it personally. Yeah, totally.

Absolutely. And some people are more ruthless than others and people play the game differently. So if you're playing the game in a certain way and you see someone else playing, you're like, oh, I'm going to take that personally because, you know, I'm not playing that hard. Although, funnily enough, you were one of the first

to actually properly start playing the game. I was, wasn't I? Yeah. What a naughty girl. So did you go in there with a game plan? Did you think this is how I want to play? These are the people I want to be aligned with? Or did it all just kind of evolve as the show went on?

No, I knew that Cribby, Ron Cribb, would be a person I would want to be aligned with because he's a number eight. I'm a number six, baby. There you go. So, and he's such a dude and I knew I'd be able to trust him. I thought Mike King would be a person. What? Let's get into it because I need to ask you about this, Mel.

When he obviously called you out and Alex in front of everyone, were you like, what the hell are you actually talking about? Because you didn't do anything, but he's saying that, you know, you backstabbed him and you did all this, but you didn't do anything, but he's saying that, you know, you backstabbed him and you did all this, but you didn't do anything. It was actually lies. And then after he threw those lies out, I knew I'm never coming back from this one.

My team and I did not talk to each other until we got back to the camp. It was tense. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was terribly tense. So what's happened since? Because you guys are friends outside of the game.

Yeah, I rang him. Actually, I rang Alex first. And you went, did you say to him, what the hell did you do, Mike? Well, firstly I said to Alex, are you okay? Yeah. Then I rang Mike and said, don't worry about it. Because, you know, it is what it is. We were in isolation for seven days. He was

in a house by himself, you know, the guy went a little stir crazy. Was struggling. We were all batshit by days. He was in a house by himself. You know, the guy. Went a little stir crazy. Was struggling. We were all batshit by the time we started filming. Even Matt and I, I'm not even going to lie, I need to talk to you before you go. We need to talk about the mercy card. Courtney was deliberating.

Her plan was, and from what I could see, she was going to put you up to try and take out Joel and then she was going to save you if you lost. But then obviously we saw it all play out on TV. Those pesky people from Kuaka were all in her ear trying to, you know, say don't save Mel. Could you see all that happening? I saw everything.

I was standing there watching them do it and I was actually, I was hoping she would save me. I'll be honest, I was. Because I thought she was fantastic and I did think it would be great to have some women in there supporting each other. And she didn't and I thought to myself, I'll go

and see my husband and have a lovely time and drink a whole bottle of wine. There she is, Mel Robinson, the latest person to go from Celebrity Treasure Island. You can catch it again tonight, 7.30, TVNZ2. Bree and Clint. Just in the nick of time, because it's

Google Down. Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell? I think Google's actually... Now, Matty McLean, one thing I know about you is you're very competitive. Oh, no, I'm fine. I'm easy breezy. I mean, it's not a big deal.

It's just a stupid game. If I lose, I lose. Who cares? So believable. That took all my energy to say that. I bet it did. So I know you'll be fighting hard for this. This is Google Down, where we try and find the fastest Googler in New Zealand.

And today, Matt, you will be taking on the team. G'day, mate. Hey, how are you? Good, thank you. Have you heard the game before, Matt? Yeah, I've never played that. Okay, great. Let's just go through the rules.

This is exactly how it's going to work. Matt, Matty McLean, producer Ella and producer Claude will be in the game. I will read out a question that I've put into Google. The first person to yell out the most common answer that comes up on Google for that exact question gets a point. First to three points wins. Great.

Right, Matty. Now, Matt, what are you using? Are you using a laptop or your cell phone today? Yeah, I'm hot spotting to a laptop. Now, Matt, what are you using? Are you using a laptop or your cell phone today? Yeah, I'm hot spotting to a laptop. Oh, nice, Matt. We love someone who comes prepared. I'm going to give the team the option. You can go laptop or phone.

I feel like laptop is a bit of an advantage, but I want Matt to win, so here we go. Is everyone ready? Ready. Yes. 50 KFC chicken dollars on the line. Here comes question number one. What is the population of Fiji in 2022?

What is... 100,000... 900... 911,000. Matt, you got in first with the right answer. What? Claude obviously went 2020. She went 800,000.

Matt, you were on the money. $911,290. Wow, Matt. Well done. Very well done. He's on the board. One point to Matt. Here comes question number two. How long do dugongs live for? What is a dugong?

70 years. 70 years. Ella. Even had time to throw shade at the person asking the questions. Sorry, what is a dugong? I'll Google it. It's a marine animal. It's a sea cow.

Aren't they? Yeah. Yeah, sea cow. Lovely. A dugong lived for around 70 years. All right, one to producer Ella, one to Matt. Here we go, question number three. Who invented the clothesline?

Good idea. Who invented it? Ah, Gilbert Twain. That's right, Maddie McLean. He's on the board. Great work. Producer Claude. I'm out of the game.

You could be out. Claude, what's going on with you today? I'm stressed. Producer Claude is out because there's not enough questions or else the game goes on forever. That means it's between the two Matts and Producer Ella. Go call her now. Big upset this afternoon.

I believe in you. Win this for me. Question number four. What beach has the biggest waves in the world? What answer comes up for that? Nazareth. I'll take that, Producer Ella. Naz, I don't know how to pronounce it.

Whoa, they're huge. In Portugal. Yes. I knew that answer. Did you? Yeah, my partner's a surfer. Gutted for Claudia. That means Producer Ella's on two.

The mat's both on one. Producer Ella could take it. The boys need to stop her here. All right's both on one. Producer Ella could take it. The boys need to stop her here. All right. Come on, Matt. You can do it. Question number five. What is the highest-selling music tour of all time?

You two? Producer Ella's out. Vertigo tour? Ahead for Dreams. What did you say, Matt? Ahead for Dreams. What did you say, Matt? Ahead for Dreams. Coldplay. No.

Oh. That means Maddie McLean has all the time in the world. The exact question is what is it? Maddie McLean, so Ed Sheeran. Yeah, that's the one. Is it Ed Sheeran? That is correct. It is Ed Sheeran.

The Divide Tour, the highest grossing concert of all time. Matt, you're so good to me because I did not see that. Nice work, Matt. I'm going to say if Maddie McLean wins, it means you win, Matt, because it's between Maddie and Producer Ella. Here comes the last question for the win. Oh, gosh. Hang on.

I closed the tab. I thought I lost. It's the Matts versus Producer Ella. Here we go. Question number six. How many seasons of Law & Order SVU are there? How many seasons? 24. Oh, you couldn't let him win.

You had to bloody take it from him. No chance. You played a great game. Nice work. Well done, Ella. And, Matt, so did you. I'm going to give you the 50 KFC chicken dollars. Nice work. Oh, thank you. You played a great game. Nice work. Well done, Matt. And Matt, so did you. I'm going to give you the 50 KFC chicken dollars. Nice work.

Oh, thank you. You played very well. Well done, Matt. And we won't talk about producer Claude because she's quite upset. So embarrassing. She didn't even get a look in. I talk to such a big game, too. You jinxed yourself.

Yeah, the cockiness got you today. Oh, wow. There it is. Google down. Done for another week. King producer Claude. Pull it back next week. We you today. There it is. Google down. Done for another week. King producer Claude. Pull it back next week. We'll see.

Bree and Clint. Maddie, look, one of the most awkward situations you can have in life is when you accidentally send a nude to the wrong person. Oh, my God. Has it ever happened to you? No, never. It's technically never happened to me wrong person. Oh, my God. Has it ever happened to you? No, never. It's technically never happened to me. Okay.

Clint has seen one accidentally on my phone. On your phone. Where he was looking at a photo of mine and then scrolled back. You're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, too far, too far. I was like, did I tell you you could scroll back? Yeah, that's on him. It was very awkward. That's on him.

And thank God because I would think that if I was ever to send a photo like that, I would double, triple, quadruple text check who I was texting it to. Oh, you're going to send it four times? Yeah, you're like, you want some more? This is good. Here it comes again. Same photo. Hey, there's a fitness influencer, an Aussie by the name of Steph Claire Smith. A lot of people will follow her.

I know her. I don't know her. I know who she is. You know who she is. Steph, if you're listening. We're good friends. Keen to brunch. She's spoken of the moment that she has accidentally sent a nude to probably one of the worst people you can send it to.

Boss? Yeah, that would be one of the worst. Who else? Oh, like, oh. Should we let her tell you? Please. Here's the audio. I'm fairly sure it's up there with the most embarrassing thing

that's ever happened to me. You sent it to your family? I sent a nude to my mum and dad. No! The worst part was mum was like, I don't think we needed to see that. My mum! Just don't respond!

Don't respond! Mum and dad. Not just mum and not just dad. Mum and dad. The double whammy. What would you rather, if you had to pick, like you accidentally send a nude,

would you rather it go to your dad or your mum? I don't know. You have to pick one. Do you know what the worst thing is? My dad has this like automatic thing where any message you send dad, you just get a thumbs up emoji. Like anything you say, anything you send, thumbs up emoji. Imagine if dad, you send him a DP and he just thumbs up.

Thumbs up. Nice work, son. Looks exactly like mine. You're definitely more, son. I love it. Keep up. Nice work, son. Looks exactly like mine. You're definitely more, son. I love it. Keep up the good work, mate. You just hope it never went mentioned, right? It was never talked about.

You just don't talk about it. I feel like I'd rather it go to my mum. Yeah, right. Just because I feel like she would laugh it off. She would. I'd be so embarrassed still, though. Mortified. Mortified.

I'd be so mortified. Mortified. So mortified. I thought we could ask people. This afternoon on 0800 Dial ZM who did you accidentally send a nude to? It was meant for someone else but for some reason something's happened

and you've sent it to the wrong person. You can remain anonymous if you'd like but we'd love your stories. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. Don't text us a nude. Imagine, we'd just get all these nudes coming in. They're just flying at our face. Bree and Clint.

My God, are there some stories to tell. There are some texts coming through on this. I think we should start by reading out a few. Someone sent in this text. My friend was meant to send her partner a nude, but sent it to her partner's mum and dad. That's worse than your own mum and dad, I reckon. It really is.

Because, yeah, your mum and dad will just... You know, that's my kid. Yes, seen it before. Yeah. But, oh, no, that's not good. My ex-husband sent a nude to the WhatsApp group for our son's soccer team. The soccer team? The son of seven.

Got the full frontal. So it was all their parents and included a reverend and his wife. No. I can just imagine, like, Gary in the WhatsApp chat just going, hey, Bill, wrong ball bags, Bill. Oh, not ideal. Let's go to the phones.

Andrew, mate, who did you accidentally send a nude to? Hello. So, I used to date a guy called Daniel, and the problem with that is after a few drinks, Daniel and Dad are right next to each other. Oh, no.

And I accidentally sent a picture of my diddle to my Dad. Oh! No, Andrew! Okay, here's what I always want to know, Andrew. Do you get a text back in that situation? Did he reply? So I got absolutely nothing, and I lived with him at the time because I was quite younger, and

I sat at the breakfast table, and it was a very awkward silence, and just, like, a couple of words spoken, like, can you pass the milk? He's like, yep, and just freaked out, slammed it in front of me, and just walked off, and I was just like, oh my God, like, he saw it. Like, I was just hoping maybe he didn't say it, but no. Yeah, I bet you

avoided cooking up sausages for breakfast the next morning. Just stay away from it. This text has come through on 9696. Not me, but this chick I was talking to accidentally sent a naughty video of herself to some old lady on Facebook Marketplace and couldn't remove the video. Can you imagine realising it

and then there's nothing you can do about it? You'd have to just go, please don't watch it, please don't watch it. Don't watch it, don't watch it. But then it almost makes it worse, right? You're like, well, I've got to watch it now. Yeah. Sarah.

Hi, Sarah. Hi. Tell us, Sarah, who did you accidentally send a nude to? Wasn't sending per se, but I was taking photos of myself and my phone at the time was linked up to a family Dropbox. And I found out when my mum burst into my room, showed me the screen going, your dad's just seen this. Oh, no.

Oh, my gosh. Who was in the family Dropbox? Who had the link? My parents and an aunt and uncle. But luckily only my parents saw because it was very quickly removed. I like how you're real casual. Oh, the aunt and uncle had it, but they... Oh, yeah, you know, just everyone.

You know, they're wild. They're crazy. Oh, you poor thing, Sarah. That's a real Chris Warner Shortland Street. Please tell me that is not your penis moment. Is it that? Yeah. I wonder how many megapixels it was and how long the Dropbox took

to upload it. It's always interesting to know. Someone text through someone text through this and they said my mum opened a text message from my boyfriend on my phone for me whilst I was driving once and it was you you know what? She said, well, I hope that's not his because it's quite small.

Roast him. That's mortifying. Let's talk to Natalia. G'day, Natalia. Hey. Tell us, mate, who did you accidentally send a nude to? Actually, what I did was I sent a couple of nudes to my husband who was at a funeral.

Well, I mean, Natalia. Pick your moments, Natalia. He didn't have his phone. Someone else had his phone. Natalia, did you know he was at the funeral? Were you just trying to cheer him up? It was the night before and I was missing him and he was there with all his friends

and everybody else, all his cousins and his family, had his phone. Oh, Natalia, no. I did not know that they saw them. I was like, oh, my God. Well, you know, at least they were at church and they could pray. Yeah. Because, you know, oh, you poor thing.

That's so gutting. I've got to read out this last text. Have you seen it? The plumber one? No, please tell me. Do you want to read out this last text. Have you seen it? The plumber one? No, please tell me. Do you want to read it out? No, you read it. Okay. I accidentally sent a nude to the plumber. Had to send photos of the bathroom that needed

repairs. Was supposed to send five photos, but a sixth one was selected by accident. Tried to stop them by putting my phone in flight mode mode but was too late. The admin lady that received it was so lovely after I'd apologised. She said the whole office had a good laugh. Oh, no. You don't say that. The whole office had a good laugh at your nudes. You tell her no one saw it. We never looked.

We don't even know. Yeah. You know, we see a lot of, you know, taps in shower heads here at the office. It's fine. Oh, guys, that was so much fun. I loved it. Thank you for sharing those stories. Bree and Clint.

Birthday banger time. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Cheers to JB Hi-Fi. Cool products at awesome prices for their 15th birthday. That's right, Manny McLean. It's been jazzed up.

It has been jazzed up. It's all thanks to JB Hi-Fi. They're celebrating their 15th birthday and the winner of Birthday Banger today will pick up a $100 JB Hi-Fi voucher. So let's get into it, shall we? Hello, Phil. G'day, mate. Hi, how you doing?

Good, Phil. How's your day been? You had a good one? Yeah, it's been good. I tried the whole of last week to try and get some Ed Sheeran tickets. I didn't get through, but I thought this is the next best thing. There you go. All right, Phil, let us know, what's your birthday, mate? 15th of October, 1964. All right, that means you were 16 in 1980.

And on your 16th birthday, this would have been number one. Another one bites the dust. Bit of Queen. Another one bites the dust. Another one down, another one down. You like that Phil?

Nothing on my nose? Nothing on that. Nothing on that at all. It's better than all right. It's queen. It's queen. It's bloody great. Nice one. It's going to be hard to beat.

Let's go to Shondre. G'day, mate. Hello, Shondre. Hi. How are you? Good, thanks. And you? Great, thank you.

Thank you, mate. Let's see if we can get you this JB Hi-Fi voucher. What's your birthday? 31 December 1994. Right, that means you were 16 in 2010. And on the 31st of December in 2010, this would have been number one. Bruno Mars, Grenade. What do you think? Yeah, love it.

Good. I like when people are passionate about their birthday band songs. Makes you more passionate about the songs. It really does. It really does. Not a bad one for you, Shondre. Let's round it out with Selena. G'day, Selena.

Hi. How are you? How was your day? Not bad. Pretty quiet. Yeah, well, that's good to hear. Well, let's see if we can liven it up. What's your birthday, mate?

7th of January, 1979. Right, that means you were 16 in 1995. And, Selena, here it is, your birthday banger. Banger. So good. I love the cranberries. Do you like it, Selenaanger. So good. I love the cranberries. Do you like it, Selena? I love it.

I absolutely love that song. I feel like in my memory that was one of the first songs I can really remember hearing on the radio a lot. Yeah, right. So it's like a, you know, a nostalgic memory. Yeah. And it started to get quite angsty, right? Yes, exactly.

All right, well, that means we have to vote. We've got another one bites the dust queen, Grenade Bruno Mars and Zombie the Cranberries. I know what I'm going for. I think I know what I'm going for. Okay. Okay, should we go on the count of three? All right.

One, two, three. Zombie. Yes! Yeah. Selena, you've picked up the $100 JB Hi-Fi voucher. Nice work, mate. Awesome, thank you. You enjoy that.

And let's play some of the cranberries. Let's rage in our cars right now. If you've had a bloody hard Wednesday, hum day, and you need a bit of a yell and a scream on the way home, we're going to bring you that here at ZM. Here you go. All right, your birthday banger for a Wednesday, Zombie the Cranberries with Brie and Clint.

Brie and Clint. There it is from 1995, Zombie, The Cranberries for your birthday banger. It is so good. So good. Yeah. No regrets. None. I mean, I did like the Queen song. Queen's great.

Bruno Mars is fantastic. Yeah. But there's just something about the cranberries. I just haven't heard that song for such a long time. I think that's what it is. I think it's my favourite cranberry song. It just takes me back to being a little kid, like a kid in the car,

thinking that the weight of the world is on my shoulders and just be like, mum, leave me alone. Let me rage. I think the Cranberries started the emo era. They really did. Yeah, they were the originals, you know? And then came everyone else after that. They were the ridge.

They really were. The ridgy didge. And I'm so pleased we got to hear them today. Me too. Bree and Clint. This is exciting, Maddie, because you're getting married very soon. The countdown is on. It is.

And it's so exciting, but it's also getting to that terrifying stage where you go, have I done everything? Is everything organized? Have I booked everything? Yes. It's coming around very quickly. Exactly. So I thought we could take one of those decisions off your list.

Please. What do you want to help me with today? So what I'm going to help you with is I saw this couple that's going viral on the internet at the moment with the way they choose their holiday destinations. Great. They have this method and this game that they've come up with, which it's kind of fun with how they choose their destination. Yeah. And I thought we could use this method to choose your honeymoon destination. Okay. That is one thing we haven't organized yet.

Oh, my God. I'm so excited. We're going to do it right now. Okay. Okay. So we got some audio of the woman in the couple and she'll explain how it works. So basically we each pick three places one has to be within six hours of driving from our house one has to be within the country or

canada so us or canada and the third has to be international and we put all six into a hat and we pick them out one by one we don't know what each other picked and whichever the last one standing is is where we go on our trip to all All right. I love that idea. So what I've got you to do before we did this was I've written down three places. You've written down three places. And the rules were the first place had to be within six hours drive of where we are. So Auckland. The second one was it had to be within Australia. Yeah. And the last one was it could be international, global. Great.

Okay? Okay. So here's how it works. So every one you pick out of that bag is out. Right. So it's the last one left in the bag. The last one left. And whatever's left, that's what I have to book for Ryan and my honeymoon.

Exactly. Exactly. Okay. I'm going into the bag. Oh, my God. I'm so excited. First one. Is it one of yours or one of mine? It's one of yours.

And it's a good one too. What is it? This would have been so nice. It's Spain. Oh, devastated. The international one of mine's out. Okay. All right, this is...

What is the next one we're throwing in the bin? One of mine. Yes. Oh no, it's my overseas one. No, what is it? What did you pick? Barbados. That's out.

Oh, no. It's out. So what are we going to be left with? Okay. All right. Okay, I'm not going to Wagga Wagga. Oh, that was one of mine. Oh, such a good destination in Australia.

Wagga Wagga, shout out. Okay, that one's out. I'm not... This is also one of mine. Oh, such a good destination in Australia. Wagga Wagga, shout out. Okay, that one's out. This is also one of yours. I'm not going to Taranaki. Oh, gutted. I'm so gutted. They would love to have you guys there. Okay, so now we're down to your last two.

Okay, I'm not going to Mount Blowhard in Australia. That would have been the perfect place for you and Ryan. It would have been amazing. So the destination. Drumroll, please. Drumroll, please. We are going to. Claudia, no, wait.

We need a drumroll. I've sprung that on you. I can do it. I can do it. I found it. Okay, here we go. Honeymoon destination. Huntley.

Hey, Huntley's a great honeymoon destination. It's just a simple hour and hours drive down the motorway from Auckland. When I think Huntley, I think romance. So do I. There it is. They've got a McDonald's there. They've got a McDonald's there. They've got a KFC there. I can't wait for you to call Ryan and tell him.