ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 19th September 2022

Episode Date: September 19, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network. Hello everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint show on a Monday. Thank you. God, we're perky for a Monday, aren't we? Yeah. Fun. Monday. Monday.

Thank God it's Monday. Saw my house on the weekend. Oh, did you? I actually saw that. I saw you post about it. Tell me today. Finally sold the house. How much?

Jesus Christ. I'm not telling you how much. Yeah, how much, Glenn? I'm not telling you how much. Hold on, guys. I'll look it up on the website. Put it this way. We have quite a broad international audience.

New Zealand house prices do not make sense to people overseas. Yeah, I remember when I told my parents what house prices were over here and they're like, what the fuck is going on? Put it this way, the average house price in New Zealand for an average house is a million dollars.

And it is average. Very average. It's just a house. It's just a normal house. It doesn't have a pool for a million dollars. It's a piece of crap, to be honest. Not always a piece of crap. Depends where you buy it. A lot of places in Auckland, a million bucks won't get you much.

It'll be a three bedroom, one bathroom, small property. So how much? So I'm not telling you how much. You have to dig that information up yourself if you want to know. I've never felt more relieved in my life. Yeah, I was going to say. How are you feeling? Like free. Yeah.

That's my good news from the weekend. And the vasectomy, obviously. I know that feeling. It was a big weekend. I know that feeling because I, on the weekend, sold a UE Boom that I had on my calendar. for a long time. $70.

Whoa. That's not bad for a second hand UE Boom. And the average UE Boom in New Zealand. In this economy is $1 million. $1 million. And it's not even a good one. You took a big haircut on that UE Boom, to be fair. I did, but it's been up there for a while.

But it's good to just have it moved, right? It is. That's how we felt about that. It was cash. There was no kind of waiting period. It's so weird selling a house that you've owned and lived in and renovated and had babies in and got married in and done all these life things because you then give that – you attach all of those memories to the building

and then you then not give, but figuratively give that building to the next person and you you're like please look after it when in actual fact it's not up to you they could drive a bulldozer through the house the day that they get the keys if they wanted to but you really hope that they won't well it's so interesting you say that we had a woman i think i told you guys about it literally so my partner bought the house um in like 2018, I think, and then completely gutted it and renovated it. And then a few months ago, it was this year,

the woman who grew up in the house and her mum and dad bought the house, she grew up in the house, came over. It's a 1940s house, is it? It's quite old, yeah. And she came over and she asked if she could have a look around. I would always let those people look through the house. And of course we did. Because I would hope someone would let me look through one of my houses.

And of course we let her in and she's like, oh my God, it's so different. You have done such an amazing job. And she got really emotional because she was like, I'm so glad the house went to people that actually loved it and turned it into something new and fresh and it can live on because she goes, it could have been a knockdown house. Of course, yeah. Like it was that bad. Yeah.

So that was really cool. That's so cute. Wholesome. Anyway, so I'm going to try and add the people who bought the house on social media and become best friends with them so that maybe I can go around for drinks sometimes. That's not inappropriate, eh? That's not crossing the line?

That doesn't seem stalkery. That feeling will go. Yeah. That feeling will leave. Just do it. You reckon? Yeah, eventually you'll get over it and you'll be like, oh, man, it was nice. That's not inappropriate That's not crossing the line That feeling will go Yeah That feeling will leave Just do it You reckon? Yeah

Eventually you'll get over it And you'll be like Oh man it was nice I almost got over it When we couldn't sell it I was like man fuck this house Yeah My mum still gets really emotional

About the house That we all grew up in Yeah Because they only sold it Like what four years ago Yeah And my sister's friends Now rent the house

Oh what So they can mum has still been over there and you know all that type of thing. Does your mum still own it? No they don't own it anymore but the people who bought it when they sold the farm they've rented it out as a rental property. It's weird of your mum to sell a property

she's mainly buying them isn't she? Yeah I know but. She's more of like a selling sunset Brisbane type property tycoon didn't have good rental returns so she was like get rid of this bad yield yeah yeah so she's like i'll buy one you know it'll get me more rent has anyone watched that new zealand real estate show yet i want to watch it i want to watch it too yeah mainly for the cringe factor. Yeah. Like New Zealanders trying to do luxury real estate, selling Sunset Style.

Because to do that show, you have to be an agent who kind of big dicks yourself a bit, you know, and drive around in the car and wear the suit. Yeah, LA. But Kiwis don't do that well. No. That's why we would make such a shit version of Love Island. You don't reckon there'd be a real estate agent in New Zealand,

I reckon. There has to be at least one. But they also have to be like, I don't want to say it. What? Might be a real estate agent listening. They also have to be what? They have to come across likeable on the show as well. So it's like personality.

And I know lots of real estate agents who are great people, but would they make great TV? Would they be willing to do the things on TV To cause the drama? I don't know Did you watch Real Housewives of New Zealand? No I never got So that's the vibe Just before my time

But the Aussie version The real estate Aussie version Lux Listing Sydney Is really good So good It's so good Australians do good reality TV They so good. Australians do good reality TV. They do good

Love Island. Well, the first season. True. And the second season was okay. No, I'd love to see a New Zealand Love Island. I think it would be so bad that it would be really good. What about that new show that's coming out? Fuckboy Island. Ifboy Island.

Sorry. That's one of his meaning, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When about that new show that's coming out? Fuckboy Island. F-Boy Island. Sorry. That's one of his meaning though. When's that out? Today I think. Really? Soon. Yeah, that's a weird concept that one. It would be weird having friends. You have to figure out who the F-Boy is on the island.

There's 10 nice guys and then 10 F-Boys and then you need to eliminate the F-boys. Surely anyone applying for that show is an F-boy. So there's 20 F-boys on that show. Yeah, like how do you – I'm looking for love. You know?

I mean – But yeah, no, imagine having a friend disappear for like a few weeks and you're like, wait, where are they? I'm on F-boy island, baby. Yeah, and then they're like, yo, just doing the show. And then you have to figure out whether your friend is an F-boy or a good boy. They all want to be the next Harry Jousey. Yeah.

They're going to be the only one. Do you like Harry Jousey? No. That doesn't mean he's not, you know. Unique. The one and only. He's doing pretty well for himself, isn't he? Yeah, he's made himself into something.

That's for sure. Nice. Who is this guy? What's made himself into something. That's for sure. Nice. Who is this guy? What's his name? Harry Jousey. He was on Heartbreak Island. Let's quickly find out. And then he was on

Too Hot to Handle and then now he's like... Oh, he's listed as a YouTuber. Oh, him. Yeah. Yeah. Can we find out the name of the real estate show

with Paula Bennett and then we can go. Has anyone listened to Paula Bennett's new podcast? No, I haven't. He's on it. Yeah, I'm going to be on it. Oh, you haven't been on it yet?

No, we've done it. We've recorded it. Rich Listers is the name of the TV show if you want to look it up. I might play. I might go somewhere else. What is it called? Rich Listers. Rich Listers. Rich Listers.

Nice. For those playing along at home, Paula Bennett is the one who came in with the boxing gloves and tried to beat up Brie after Brie challenged her to a fight in the octagon. She said to me on the podcast, she's like, would you be still keen to do that fight? And I was like, I'm ready when you are, Paula. Really?

She was like, all right. She's going to Paula. Uh-oh. Really? She was like, all right. She's going to hold it to that too. We've got to make it happen. Hey, mate, anytime, anywhere. Place. Okay. Nice guys. I'll send her this audio and the challenge.

I think you got your own quote wrong. Yeah. Anytime. Any. Any place. Anytime, anywhere. Anytime, anywhere. I'm coming near.

Well, howdy, pilgrim. Time to go. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies. Alrighty, the tradies versus the ladies. Let's get into it. So visual.

We do radio here, don't we? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's radio. Yeah, it's not a TV show. You've been on TV too long. Gotcha. The ladies are on 68. The tradies are on 82.

Let's meet our lady today. She's 48. She's phoning in from Wellington, and she's looking forward to digging her first hole at Hot Water Beach. Welcome to the show, Rebecca. G'day, Rebecca. Hello. When are you going to do that?

The first week of the school holidays. Lovely. So, wait, when's that? Not this weekend, next weekend? Yeah, that week after the weekend. Is it school holidays again? It is. I know, seriously.

That's so funny you say that, Rebecca. I'm taking my brother to Hot Water Beach this weekend and he's going to dig his first hole. Oh, cool. Well, let me know how it goes. Yeah, bury him in it, up to his neck. You'll see him there his first hole. Oh, cool. Well, let me know how it goes. Yeah, bury him in it, up to his neck. You'll see him there the weekend after. Yeah, yeah.

You're taking on our tradie today. She's from Whanganui. She's 40 years old and she was in tourism and now she's a truck driver. Welcome to the show. It's Sue. G'day, Sue. Hi.

What are you hauling, Sue? Well, I was hauling Sherlock. I've just dumped it off in a trench, so. Okay, nice. Nice. We know a hole in Hot Water Beach you could fill in very shortly. Okay, Sue, your buzzer is tradie. Rebecca, yours is lady.

First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks from KFC. Good luck to both of you. Here we go, guys. Question number one. The funeral of Queen Elizabeth II is tonight. Name one of her grandchildren. Lady. Yes, Rebecca Zinn.

Zara Phillips. Well done. Nice work. Well done. Question number two. You picked an off-brand grandchild there. Harry and William are the obvious ones, but well done. We take it.

To be honest, I wouldn't have got that one. I would never have got Zara. Zara Phillips. Fair enough. There you go. Question number two, one to the ladies. Celebrity Treasure Island is back on TV2 tonight. Who was the contestant last week who elected to leave the competition and self-eliminate?

Was it Karen O'Leary, Mike King or Guy Montgomery? Eddie. Eddie. Yes, Rebecca. This is a total guess because I haven't watched any of it. Sorry,Leary, Mike King or Guy Montgomery? Eddie. Eddie. Yes, Rebecca. This is a total guess because I haven't watched any of it. Sorry, Brie. Mike King. Mike King is correct.

That is correct. Good guess, Rebecca. Very good guess. You didn't have to say that bit, Rebecca. You could have just made your guess and then you would have gone away with it. You know what, Rebecca? I have seen Snippet. Yeah, yeah.

I've seen Snippet. No, stop trying to dig yourself out of that hot water beach hole, Rebecca. You're already in the hot water beach hole. You stay there. Question number three, two to the ladies. Lady Gaga has had to cut a live show short after the venue was struck by lightning last night. Name two Lady Gaga songs. Come on, two Lady Gaga songs.

Anyone. Name one Lady Gaga song. Oh, my God. Lady, okay, Lady. Rebecca. I'm hopeless with names of songs, but it's the one from, you know, the one with the hot guy, Bradley Cooper. Yeah, yeah, what's it called?

You know, is it called? It begins with S, I think. It's Shallow, Shallow. You are, you've bluffed your way through this competition. You've made a good start on that hole, Rebecca. And you got $50 cash thanks to KFC. Thanks for playing, mate. Thank you.

Is it a winner for the ladies? It's a win for the ladies. It's a win for the ladies. Love it. Thank you, Rebecca. Thank you, Sue. Bree and Clint. What is it about checking what your Uber rating is that makes it fun?

You know what it is? I think it's you're actually getting rated on your behaviour. It's like that Black Mirror episode. Yeah. Where people have a rating. It's also, everybody wants to know what people think about them. And this is a real way to find out what all those Uber drivers that you've been in the car with, what do they think of you?

Because nobody wants to be that guy in the Uber. No. But also, sometimes you just want to sit there. And I've had so many Ubers where I've got out and I was like, was I rude? Was that rude? Just to sit there and not talk, was that rude? I guess I'll wait to see what my rating was.

Yeah. I saw this article and a top-rated Uber driver has shared her tips and tricks to bringing up your Uber rating. Okay. Which I think all pretty standard things, but let's just go through them real quick. Don't soil the Uber. I mean standard.

She said greeting a driver is nice. Saying hello, how are you? Surely that goes without saying. Some people, I reckon, actually don't do that. What, don't even take their headphones out? Yeah, I reckon so. She said also being prompt when your Uber is there, not making an Uber wait.

They hate that. Time is money. She said some Uber drivers like for you to acknowledge if it's a short trip and to apologise. Be like, hey, so sorry, it's a short one. She said she doesn't care, but some Uber drivers

appreciate that. Some of them do. I was in an Uber the other week and the Uber driver goes, oh, this bloody guy wants me to pick him up and go two and a half kilometres. Come on, mate. You want me to travel? I'm nine minutes drive from you. They hate it. But they don't know how far away you are.

When you book an Uber, you don't know how far away the driver is. True. You know? You don't pick and choose. No, you don't. They allocate it. But yes, I do get that. And I do get how frustrating a short one can be.

And she said, pretty standard. Don't leave any mess in the car and be outside ready and waiting or at least message to say that you're on your way. Yeah, good. If you're running late. Fair enough. Very straightforward. Makes it pretty easy.

I thought we could go around the room and check our team's Uber ratings. So amongst our team, there's you and me, there's producer Claude and producer Ella. Before we do it, who do you think is the most goody-two-shoes, highest rated Uber user in the team? Well, it also is based on if you use it less, I think you've got a better chance. Yep.

I reckon producer Ella will have the highest. I reckon she'll have the highest as well. Thank you. Yeah, I think so too. All right. And this is a compliment. I don't think she'll have the highest as well. Thank you. Yeah, I think so too. And this is a compliment. I don't think she would say boo to a goose. Yeah.

Oh, thanks. Well, we should get a goose in here and see what happens. I'll cuddle it and kiss it. Okay, well, let's start with you, Brie. Oh, do we have to start with me? What's Brie's Uber rating? Well, can I just preface this? These are out of five, by the way. I just want to preface this with saying three years ago,

I had a bit of an incident where people were intoxicated. You've taken a lot of Uber since then, though. In an Uber that I have ordered, we had to go through the McDonald's drive-thru. 4.82. Ooh, okay. That's not bad. 4.82. I'll go next.

4.86. Claudia, do you Uber much? Yeah, I do actually. And you live a long way away as well. Yeah, I've done some pretty decent rides. How good is your chat? Let's hear your rating. 4.85.

It's in the middle. It just leaves Ella. Ella, to. It's in the middle. It's still the lowest. That just leaves Ella. Ella, to be the goodest Uberer, you need a score of 4.87 or higher. Okay. Well, 4.93. Get off the grass. I'm just amazing.

What if I did wrong? She's 0.07 off being perfect. That's amazing. What are you doing? I don't know. I'm concerned amazing. What have I done wrong? She's.07 off being perfect. That's amazing. What are you doing? I don't know. I'm concerned, though, because Bree's had a soiling incident. I didn't have a soiling... Wait!

Someone on Bree's account had an incident. No, I have never soiled an Uber, thank you. I haven't had any accidents. Open an investigation. The incident was there was two people who were quite intoxicated and they asked to go through the McDonald's drive-thru and it took ages and then he got annoyed because it was taking so long. So they soiled the Uber.

And then you soiled it. No, we didn't! I haven't had that kind of incident. I'm only like 0.2 behind you. Yeah, so what have you been doing? I've done nothing. Where did I lose points? Had a little vomit into your jacket, did you?

This afternoon we want to find those people. We want to find New Zealand's best and worst rated Uber riders. Yeah, we want the ones at the top and the ones at the bottom. Surely we can't find better than Goody Two Shoes, producer Ella 4.93. That is crazy. I reckon we can. Can we find New Zealand's worst as well?

What do you reckon the worst is? What is it when you get banned from the app? I think it's sub 3.5. Oh, really? Can we find New Zealand's worst as well? What do you reckon the worst is? Surely. What is it when you get banned from the app? I think it's sub 3.5. Oh, really? Is it? You can't be one? No, not allowed to ride if you're a one.

No. Yeah, no one's picking up ones. Open your Uber app, click on account. At the top there, there's a little number that indicates what your Uber rating is. If it's high or low, we want you to give us a call on 0800-DIAL-ZM. That's correct. You can also text through your ratings on 9696. We'd love to hear from you. If it's bad and you want to text it, we'd love a little explanation.

Exactly. Okay? Brian Clint. Someone texted and said, I've got a 4.92 rating, which is weird since I'm always ruined when I get in an Uber. My pissed chat must be on point. Someone else said, my rating is 4.77.

Pretty good considering I've vomited in an Uber. How am I only a little bit above that? Bree's really gutted to be the worst Uberer in the team. I'm so gutted. Yeah. I'm 4.82. Especially with the amount of Uber Eats you eat as well. And I'm so proud that I've never soiled an Uber.

Well, let's see who we've got, according to you, on the line. Hannah's here. Hi, Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Hi, guys. Have you ever soiled an Uber, Hannah? No. Okay, well done.

Neither. We're going to give you an Uber rating for you to see if you're the best or worst in the country. So, Hannah, what's your number? 4.98. Hannah, have you used the app like three times? How many rides have you taken? Oh, heaps, mate, heaps.

That's amazing. Heaps, like heaps and heaps? Yeah, like a lot. I travel a lot for work, so, yeah. Okay, that must mean Hannah, you have great small chat. Can you give us your best small chat? Yeah, Bree's the Uber driver. You've just

hopped in. How does it go? You say hello to me and then you start some small chat. I'm like, oh, how's your day going? You know, it's not too bad. I mean, my dog died. Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Thanks so much. I mean, it bad. I mean, my dog died. Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Thanks so much.

I mean, it was, I mean, the dog was 28, so I was pretty old. Like human years 28 or dog years 28? Yeah, like human years. Great follow-up question, Hannah. That was very good. I think I can see why. Yeah, I believe that she cares. Okay, 4.98.

Hannah, you're the best that we've found so far. Let's go to Troy. Hi, Troy. G'day, Troy. How we going, Sam're the best that we've found so far. Let's go to Troy. Hi, Troy. G'day, Troy. How we going, Sam? Troy's sold an Uber. I can hear it in his voice. Have you sold an Uber, Troy?

Not at all. Not once. Yes, good man. What's your rating, Troy? You've opened up the app. Where are you? What's the number out of five? It's 5.0.

5.0? Wait, a flat five. Yeah, flat five. That's 5.0. 5.0? Wait, a flat five? Yeah, flat five. That's incredible. How many Ubers have you taken? Well, I've taken two this year. I live in a town where we don't have Uber, so when I travel out of town, I Uber.

Troy, I would love it, Troy, if you were like, there's only one Uber driver in our town and it's me, so I always give myself a five. It is a possibility. It is a possibility. I love that, Troy. Take nothing away from five-star Troy. We appreciate your call.

Brad's here. Hi, Brad. G'day, Brad. G'day, guys. We're looking for the greatest or worst Uberer in New Zealand. Are you the worst or the best, you reckon? I am certainly the best. Certainly the best.

All right. Well, we've had a five. So what have you got, Brad? I've also got a 5.0. Bart, how many Uber rides are you taking? I couldn't even tell you how many. I've scored back as far as I can. I can see my oldest ride was on the 4th of October 2017.

Wow. So you've taken quite a few then, Brad. Yeah. I travel a lot for work. So what's the key? Do you smell fantastic? Do you always talk? Do you never talk? How do you have a five-star rating?

Honestly, I think at this point, I think it started as just I was generous with tips and nice to people. Tips! We forgot about tips. Oh, Brad, the tips. I think that's become a novelty to the drivers now.

They see a five star because every time I get in an Uber, they go, how do you have five stars? No one has five stars. Brad, you know that's true, actually. Like Uber drivers can see your rating and then they can decide. You're like an evolved Pokemon, Brad. They're like, I've never caught a five star before. It's a Charizard.

Go get him. Yeah. So they think it's some kind of novelty and they pick me up. Yeah. So I always go out of my way to leave a good tip because it's on the company anyway, so I'm not paying. Fair enough. Good on you, Brad.

Good on you, mate. There you go. Our best Uber driver in New Zealand. I think I've found our worst on the text machine. Okay. Yeah. What have we got? Someone has texted through

and they said I have a 1.45 because me and my girl met in town and did some Uber gardening. Oh my God. See, that is a soiling. That's a soiling fee. 100%? That is

a soiling fee. Bree and Clint. Time to get the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, tell us about this situation where Lady Gaga had to stop a show because there was lightning strikes. It was wild, actually, Bree. So she was in Miami performing her Chromatic Couture,

and obviously it was a packed show. And she stopped the show, and she went on the microphone, walked out to the front and said, guys, I have to stop the show. I care about your safety and our safety, because there was thunder and there was unexpected lightning, and it was quite unpredictable, the weather. I believe there's a type of hurricane moving through Florida at the moment.

I'm not sure much. I don't know much about that, but I do know the weather was terrible. So she stopped the show. She was so upset. I mean, as you would be, but, you know, she was so, so, so upset. In tears, she went onto social media and posted some videos and photos beside herself that she had to cancel the show. But she did it for everybody's safety.

So that's what's happened in Miami. I can imagine you're a really dramatic Lady Gaga fan. The thunder and lightning starts and you're like, oh my God, this is all part of the show. This is part of the experience. I can't believe Lady Gaga controls the weather. Surely she's going to do Rain On Me next. Incredible. Surely she does Rain On Me.

You know, I was at an ACDC concert. I'm not joking. It was an outdoor concert and they started playing Thunderstruck and it started to pour rain and lightning. And it was the best moment of my life. They didn't stop the show. They didn't care. Also, in other news, obviously she had to stop the show.

Post Malone, the show went on when he had a big fall on stage. Oh, yeah. Did you see this, Dean? He fell through a hole in the stage. I have not seen that. Oh, you've got to look it up. I haven't even heard about that. Yeah, he's mid-song.

He falls in a hole on the stage and has to go off for like 15 minutes, comes back on, apologises to the crowd, cries because he fell into a hole on the stage, and everyone's like, it's not your fault, man. We forgive you. He definitely broke a couple of ribs. That's what it looked like. I know what happened.

Yeah. Do you remember we talked about this in the show when Post Malone went to the most haunted exhibition in Las Vegas, touched that haunted bars thing, and then afterwards... It's the curse. It's the curse. It's the Post Malone curse. It's the Post Bars touching curse.

That's the latest with our Hollywood correspondent Dee McCarthy, live out of Los Angeles. Bree and Clint. We're talking about David Beckham standing in the line to pay his respects to the Queen and the famous people you've seen doing very normal things. We're getting a varying range of text

messages on this topic. Like the person who said, I used to nanny in London and I took my kids to a gym club that Elle Macpherson already also took her kids to. Wow, that's cool. The supermodel. And then another text,

Anika Moa turned up to buy one of my puppies. There you go. So both ends of the spectrum, both superstars. We'll take everyone. Just different industries. What about this text?

McLemore, I saw him grabbing a subway at Bombay back on his first trip to New Zealand. It's a long drive out of Auckland. I don't know where

he would have been going. It said, I didn't recognise him at first but I was checking out his expensive watch. Can you imagine if you saw Macklemore at a second hand shop?

I'd be like, no way. It's Macklemore and he's thrift shopping. Telllemore and his thrift shopping. Tell me you're not thrift shopping. Amazing. Will's called through. G'day, Will.

G'day, Will. G'day. The most famous person you saw during the most normal thing, what was it? I played Eliza McCartney, the Olympic pole jumper, in a game of pool at the pub. Okay. Yeah, who won, Will?

I think she was there with her dad. I'd just come back from Invercargill for an event. Yeah. And I think they won. She's a pole vaulter, so it's a stick sport. Yeah, I'd back her. He knows how to hold that pole, yeah. All right, Will.

All right, Will. All right, Will. Back it up, mate. She's a national treasure, okay? Sorry, sorry. Will, you're not sorry. He's not sorry at all. He's practised that joke. Bex is here. Hi, Bex. Hi, okay? Sorry, sorry. Well, you're not sorry. He's not sorry at all. He's practised that joke.

Bex is here. Hi, Bex. Hi, Bex. Hiya. Tell us who was the real famous person and what real normal person thing were they doing? I worked in a hotel and Keanu Reeves' band was opening for Bon Jovi.

Bon Jovi had a crew that all came and paid their bills and took care of everything, but Keanu Reeves just came up and did it himself and carried on like any normal human being. God, he's a legend, isn't he? Yeah, I love him. There's so many stories about him being a good guy out there. So you can vouch for that? He's a good guy,

Bex? Totally. To be fair, so were the Don Bon Jovi and crew. They were all really nice people too. Oh, I will not hear a good word said about John Bon Jovi. I'm sorry. No, I like it. Keep it going. He was really nice.

They were all really nice. See, Clint? John Bon Jovi, good fella. My friend has just texted me and said, Jonah Lomu held the door open for me so I could catch the lift with my groceries. Oh, cute. What about this text? This one's crazy.

I once worked at an Aussie resort and I served Margot Robbie and her then boyfriend for breakfast, who is now her husband. I saw them paddle boarding after and they just kept falling off. Yeah, wow. I wonder if she was as famous back then. Like, was it before or after Wolf of Wall Street? Yeah. Yeah.

Because that's when she kind of really hit the big time. Catherine, we want to know the most famous person you've seen doing the most normal thing. Who was it? Harry Styles eating ice cream at an ice cream shop in San Francisco. Get off the grass. Catherine, what flavour? I don't know, but there's like a whole story.

We were there with my friends. We chose this place called Buy Right because we're all queer and we thought it was hilarious that it was called Buy Right. Yeah. And he was just like sitting there eating ice cream. Did you go up and ask for a photo

or did you just leave him to eat his ice cream? We weren't going to, but a drunk guy was just like, you're that guy from One Direction. So after he broke the ice, we were like, surely we can. Nah, you're the guy from One Direction. So after he broke the ice, we were like, surely we can. No, you almost played it cool with Harry Styles. Catherine, please tell me you not only asked for a photo,

but you asked for a lick. It was kind of embarrassing because we were all there in Harry Moots because we'd been at the show the night before. No! Amazing! Amazing! I love it. I've got to read this text out.

You'll love this one. Someone said, I was on a train from London to Heathrow Airport and I sat next to Sir David Attenborough. That's incredible. He was really excited about the noise-cancelling headphones he'd just bought. You'd want David Attenborough to narrate your train trip,

though, wouldn't you? That is the cutest thing. Finally, Chris, we're talking about the most famous people you've seen doing normal things. Who was it? Hey, so we were in Paris. My wife dropped her scarf, so we went back to get it. And some guy cycles past us in kind of like a cowboy hat.

And I was like, on a folding bike. I was like, is that Owen Wilson? And he was cycling past us. And I slowed him down and he got off and started locking his bike up. Took him about a minute and looks at us and goes, and that's how you lock a bike. And just took a photo with us

and signed some stuff for us. So Chris, was it Owen Wilson? It was Owen Wilson. It was Owen Wilson. Okay, sorry. He went, wow, sir, I knew.

Yeah, I was going to say he needed to authenticate it. He would get that so often. Wow. Wow. This bike so often. Wow. Wow. This bike looks amazing. Wow.

Someone said David Hasselhoff came in for a meal at our restaurant. That would be awesome. And I met TK from Shortland Street at a Sunday market in Pocono. Oh, that's good. That's as good as it gets. That is good. That is top shelf, five-star A-list stuff right there. That is solid.

Bree and Clint. Time to play Guess That Voice, where Clint and I go head-to-head with a teammate guessing celebrity voices the fastest. Let's get our team on board. Amy's called through from Hamilton. Hi, Amy. G'day, Amy. Hi, how's it going?

Good, thank you, mate. Whose team do you want to be on this afternoon? Do I get to choose? Yeah, you get to choose. Mate, you get to choose on this show. I'm going with Brie. Brie. Right, sticking with the girls. Are you sure? Have you heard all the horrible stuff she said about Hamilton?

Hey. I love Hamilton. I even drank the water out of the river in Hamilton. Thank you very much. Oh, no, that's not a good idea. No, it wasn't my best decision, Amy, all right? There was a lot of doctor's visits afterwards. You're taking on Dave. Dave, you're going to be on Team Clint.

Welcome aboard. Sounds good, mate. Sounds good. Okay, Producer Claudia runs the game. Claude, what's our theme this week? I think I've done my classic, Accidentally Made It Really Hard. I was talking to Producer Carwin this morning, and she came up with, they're all actors

and they're all born on a Monday. Actors born on a Monday. To narrow it down for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Totally random. Luckily, I know what day every actor was born. Me too. That is my one special skill.

Isn't it weird that there is a website that would document the day that actors were born? There's a website for anything. There's a website for anything. There's a website for anything. Okay, Brie and I will go first and then we'll hand it over to Amy and Dave. Absolutely. So your names are your buzzers. Good luck, guys.

Here's your first one. I do sing like Britney after a couple of tequilas. I think the choreography. Clint. Isla Fisher. No. Good guess. Can I have a guess?

You can have a guess. Jamie Lynn Spears. These are good guesses. They're Good guess. Can I have a guess? You can have a guess. Jamie Lynn Spears. These are good guesses. They're not right. They're good. Let's go again. I do sing like Britney after a couple of tequilas. I think the choreography comes out, a little bit of the impersonation.

Who is that? We're going to need a clue. She was a child actor back in the day. She's grown up a bit now, still acting. She was in Kick-Ass. Oh, Brie. Brie. Chloe's grown up a bit now, still acting. She was in Kick-Ass. Oh. Brie. Brie.

Chloe Grace Moretz. Yes. You got it. I do seem like Britney after a couple of tequilas. I think the choreography comes out, a little bit of the impersonation. That sounds nothing like what I picture. Maybe she's doing a Britney impersonation. Yeah, her to sound like.

Amy and Dave, you guys are up. Your buzzers are your names. Okay, good luck, guys. Here we go. We went to Queensland in Australia. There are rainforests there and they have the most, all the most dangerous animals in the world in the state of Queensland in Australia.

David? David, who's that? Is it Benedict Cumberbatch? Good guess. Not quite. That was my guess. Amy, do you want to give it a go? I don't know. It's somebody from England. Is he a Marvel actor?

He is a Marvel actor. He is a Marvel actor, right. Let's have another listen. We went to Queensland in Australia. There were rainforests there. David's had a buzz, yeah? Tom Hiddleston? Exactly right.

Tom Hiddleston. Good from you, Dave. I wouldn't have got that, but I could picture what he looked like. Okay, one to Team Brie, one to Team Clint. One apiece. Okay, Brie and Clint, here is your next one. Having a teenage daughter is like having an office crush because you're thinking about them a lot more than they're thinking about you.

I know who that is. She's one of the funniest women ever. Brie? Kristen Bell? No. Kristen Stewart? Do you want to listen again? Kristen Dunst?

Having a teenage daughter is like having an awful... Oh, Tina Fey. Tina Fey. Two points team Brie. Amy, you get Tina Fey. Tina Fey. Two points, team. Brie, Amy, you get this one. You and Brie win the game. Dave, you've got to get this to keep us in the game. Come on, Amy.

You got it, mate. Good luck, guys. It's harder than I thought. It is harder. I've made it harder. I'm so sorry about that. Okay, good luck, guys. Remember, remember, they were born on a Monday.

That's your clue. It gives celebrities you know were born on a Monday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's such a big clue. Here it is. Here's celebrity number four. It just starts looking worse and worse.

Like, Meredith's not looking so good. I was like, that's a doll. That's not me. I'm gorgeous. The doll. She needs help. The clue is Meredith. What is that actor's name?

From Grey's Anatomy. Oh, I forgotten her name. Think about it. I can picture her. I just don't know her name. I don't know what her name is. Neither. You don't know her name?

Meredith from Grey's Anatomy. Meredith Grey from Grey's Anatomy. I guess we'll scrap this one. It's her character name. Ellen Pompeo. Ellen Pompeo. I would never in a million years got that. Monday. Ellen Pompeo. I would never in a million years

got that. Monday. God damn it. I keep forgetting the Monday part. Okay, we're all in for the last one. Anyone can buzz in

for the last one. Amy, Dave, you're in. Buzz in if you know it. We also have a water slide out here. I like to say it's for the kids,

but it's really for me. I use it the most. I love it. And there's a little tree house. Amy? Amy? Yes, Amy? Is it Britney Spears? No, it's not. That love it. And there's a little tree house. Amy? Amy? Yes, Amy?

Is it Britney Spears? No, it's not. That's a good guess, though. This is a Disney actor. Is it Hilary Duff? It is Hilary Duff. That's a draw. Everybody gets KFC.

Well done, Amy. Well done, Dave. Nice work, guys. Monday's, guys. Yeah, Claudia, it's a Monday. We don't even think properly. That was way harder. That was so hard.

KFC chicken dollars for everybody. Ellen Pomp. I really rang out because I was like, I know Sway Bree's voices. Bree and Clint. I saw this on the internet, and I believe it is something that came up quite some time ago, but it's just recently started doing the rounds again.

Okay. I think on TikTok. It's not that dress where you have to figure out if it's blue and black or white and gold. What did you think it was? White and gold. White and gold. Yeah.

Yeah, so did Sam Sparrow. That was black and gold. That was close. And even if you'd... Thank you, Claudia. Even if you'd got it correct, that is such a niche gag. No, but the niche one. I love that song.

But come on, you would have loved it if it was spot on. Text us if you remember Sam Sparrow, 969. Come on. Black and gold, black and gold. Come on. That was a good joke. Nearly got there. Just missed out.

Anyway. I don't want to be either. I want to be next to you. Anyone? Black or gold. Black or gold. Black or gold. Oh, it kind of works because one was blue, black, one was...

Anyway. Anyway, tell us your thing. Anyway, so there was this theory that went around when Nicki Minaj started blowing up with Super Bass. We all remember the song Super Bass. Every drunk white chick remembers Super Bass. They love it. After three drinks.

They eat it up. And they remember all the words. But the theory was is that if you slowed down the song and pitched it down a little bit, it sounds exactly like Jay-Z rapping. I have heard this. Have you ever heard it before? No, I haven't.

Oh, you're in for a treat. So this song specifically? I believe so. I think it was this song. So what we've done, we've taken it, and it's been slowed down, pitched down slightly. You tell me if you think this sounds like Jay-Z. Yeah. I can hear it.

Yeah, I can kind of hear that too, yeah. So what's the theory that Jay-Z... Actually recorded the song. He is Nicki Minaj. Yeah. And whoever Nicki Minaj is, is just a front. She's just the front and he does all the rapping. He'd done enough male rapping, he wanted to do some female... He had some female lyrics he needed all the rapping. He'd done enough male rapping. He wanted to do some female. He had some female lyrics

he had to get out. He's taking over in both spaces, you know? Yeah, wow. Isn't it interesting? They were both on form at the same time. They were both on that Kanye West album. They were both on the Monster track. Or were they both on it? Or was it just him?

Brie and Clint. Get ready, everyone. This is triggering. And we've all been there back in the day when your parents find something that they weren't meant to find in your room or somewhere else. It's not a good situation. No, and I imagine these calls are going to be quite nerve-wracking to listen to. So let's get into them and find out what people's parents found.

Hello, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. Tell us, Anonymous out what people's parents found. Hello, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. Tell us, Anonymous, what did your parents find and what was it? So it wasn't me. It was my niece and she was living with my auntie. Okay. And so I'm a beauty therapist, so I do massages and stuff like that.

And my uncle had pulled his back, and my auntie said, oh, I've got some massage oil I found in, obviously, my niece's room. You can use that to massage my uncle's back. Yeah, okay. And she's come out with this big tube of lube. No! That she's massaged on her. And she's been massaging your uncle with this tube?

No, she just thought, like, when I come over, she's going to bring it out for me to massage my uncle. And I was like, oh, no. It'd be so sticky and horrible. But, Anonymous, she had no idea what she had found in her daughter's room, is that right? No, she had no idea. Did you tell her? Yes, I, like, cracked she had found in her daughter's room. Is that right? No, she had no idea. Did you tell her?

Yes. I, like, cracked up laughing for a good half an hour. Anonymous, does a part of you think she knew? She knew. Oh, I don't know because she was pretty confident in, like, bringing it out. And then she was like, like, she was like, don't laugh at me. That is so good. That is so funny.

I love it. Thanks, Anonymous. Someone's texted through, things your parents found that you really didn't want them to. My mum found my indoor gardening tools in my bedside table. She then realised where the batteries from the TV remote had been going. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

That's good stuff. Nice work. Well done. She knows where to find fresh batteries when she needs them. William, say hi, William. G'day, William. Hi, how's it going? Good.

Thank you. Will, what did your parents find? Oh, well, my mum used to do what Clint's mum did and just spontaneous clean my room while I'm away. They do it on purpose, eh? Yeah, yeah, just to have a snoop. Yeah. And what I found nicely folded on my bed

was my special cloth that I used. Your guy's imagination can fill in the rest. Well. Right. Well. My mind's travelling back to that movie, American Pie.

Well. Will, how old are you? About 15, I think. Oh, that is awkward. What is mum doing? She's permanently scarring you with that. You have emotional trauma from that. Couldn't she have just been a GB and thrown it in the laundry?

Your mum is asking for trouble going into a 15-year-old's room. Like, you just don't do it, eh? Not a good time. Not the crunchy towel. Look at Will calling up the radio station. He's like, guys, you wait to hear this. You wait. Yeah.

Oh, Will, you poor bugger. Godspeed, man. I hope therapy's going well for you. That is traumatising. One more call from an anonymous caller. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi.

Hi. Tell us, anonymous, you seem pretty excited about this. What did your parents find that you wish they hadn't? So my friend and I were about 12 and we got her sister to buy a Cosmopolitan

which in the middle section it was sealed and it had Brad Pitt who we both we love Brad Pitt and he was going out with he was going out with Gwyneth Paltrow at the time and he was appearing nude in the sealed section

and so we bought the magazine and we went through it and then she said I could take it back to my house for the night and then she would have it for the second night It's like the sisterhood of the travelling magazine. Yeah. I took it back to my house and I put it underneath my mattress

and between my base and my mattress. So just underneath my fifth sheet. Classic hiding spot. Yeah. And then in the morning I went to find it and it wasn't there and I was like, I was freaking out and I thought, oh my gosh, my mum's found it. But she hadn't said anything to me.

And so I crept into her office and I pulled out one of her drawers and it was there. And then I didn't know whether I, you know, what I do, whether I take it. Yeah. Because then she'd know I've taken it or whether I. But she's taken it from you. So is it like a secret war that you have over this magazine? So what did you do? No, actually, I'm so sorry.

I can't remember what I did in there. No, she was not, you know, you don't mess with my mum, so I can't remember what I did. But it was a real awkward position to be in because I was like... Obviously, your mum in that situation needed Brad Pitt more

than you, mate. That's all it is. Mum's got needs. You know, mum's got needs too. I don't know, it could have been a different magazine. That might have been mum's sealed section, you know. You did her a solid. Yours might still be stuck between the baseboard and the headboard.

She needed that at that moment. Oh, good. There's some text that we just can't read out, but we appreciate your stories. Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger. It's my birthday, it's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, first birthday banger of the week.

Three people. What song was number one on their 16th birthday? Let's find out and we'll play one of the songs. Good-a-bridey, welcome to birthday banger. G'day, mate. Hey, guys, how you doing? Good, howanger. G'day, mate. Hey, guys. How you doing? Good.

How was your weekend? Oh, honestly, not too bad. Just, you know, work, though, but enjoyed the good weather. What do you do for work, Bridie? What's your job? Oh, I work at Pits Dog. Oh, I wouldn't mind that job. Do a lot of cute pets come in on the weekend?

Yes, there were a lot of puppies, so it was quite lovely. Oh, that'd be great. All right, Bridie, let's do your Birthday Banger. What's your birthday? The 11th of puppies, so it was quite lovely. Oh, that'd be great. All right, Bridie, let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? The 11th of May, 2002. Right, that means you were 16 in 2018. And back on the 11th of May, 2018, this would have been number one. That's a real one in your reflection.

Without a follow, without a mention, you really... I love the strike song. It's honestly not that bad. Yeah. Pretty good, Bridie. Okay, cool. Wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Hayley.

Kia ora, Hayley. Hi, Hayley. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. What did you get up to over the weekend? Oh, not a lot. Enjoyed the weather. Oh, good to hear, Hayley.

Good to hear. How good that we've got a long weekend coming up, by the way. I know. I just completely forgot about it until today. There's a long weekend in October too, isn't there? Is there? I'm pretty sure. Yep, it's good to break it up.

Yeah, okay. Yes, Hayley. I like that. What's your birthday, mate? The 3rd of July, 1995. Right, that means you were 16 in 2011. And on your 16th birthday, this had a number one hit. Huge banger.

Yeah. Pitbull. Hayley, what do you think? Yeah, I like that one. Yeah. It's a real kind of gets the club pumping kind of song. Definitely, and it still works too. Yeah.

Think about it. Okay, wait there. We're going to do one more birthday banger for Jake. Kia ora, Jake. Kia ora, Jake. It all works too. Yeah. Okay, wait there. We're going to do one more birthday banger for Jake. Kia ora, Jake. G'day, Jake. Kia ora, guys. How's it going? Good, thanks.

Did you have a good weekend too, Jake? Oh, I just worked and enjoyed the good weather again. Everyone working over the weekend. What are you doing for work? Truck driver, digger operator. Oh, jeez. You're bloody busy. What, so you drive the digger to the site on a truck,

back the digger off, do the digging, put the digger back on the truck and then drive it back? I'm currently doing exactly that. Yeah, right, okay. He's a one-stop shop. Correct me if I'm wrong, Jake. Good money in digger driving? Oh, I mainly drive trucks. The digger operating, I leave to more experienced people,

but I transport the diggers and whatnot. Oh, nice. Well, good on you. What's your birthday, Jake? I'll wait till 1991. All right, that means you were 16. I haven't done the math on this, but I believe it would be 2007. 2007.

And this would have been number one. Okay, have we got this right? Nope. 2001? How did we get that wrong? Have we gone backwards for Jake? Anyway. Jake, you wait there, okay?

We're going to figure out your birthday banger while the song plays. Is that okay? Yes, mate. Can you hold the line for three minutes? I wouldn't be complaining. Yeah, mate, can do. That, you wait there, okay? We're going to figure out your birthday banger while the song plays. Is that okay? Yes, mate. Can you hold the line for three minutes? I wouldn't be complaining. Yeah, mate, can do. That's a good one, right? I'm just going to check.

2007. Did it go back to number one? Is that why? It could have. It could have. Okay. Because we have seen that before in birthday banger, haven't we? I'm going to vote for the Pitbull and Neo song,

and we can confirm Jake's details during the song. Depends if you agree with me or not, though. Yeah, I haven't seen that Pitbull song come up. No. Very often at all, I believe. I agree. Hayley, you're the winner of Birthday Banger this afternoon. Congratulations.

Oh, no way. Thanks. All right, here it is. Nice work, Hayley. Bray and Clint, we'll do some quick math. Quick math. Jake, and be back in a second. ZM. We'll be back in a second. Zed in. Better yet, go to Times Square, take a picture of me with a Kodak. Took my life from negative to positive, I just want y'all to know that.

And tonight, let's enjoy life. Pitbull, Naya, Neo, that's right. Tonight, I will not love you tonight. Give me everything tonight. For all we know, we might not get tomorrow. Brie and Clint. Give me everything tonight. Z not get tomorrow. Bree and Clint. Zed and Bree and Clint. That's Pitbull, Neo and Afrojack Give Me Everything,

the winner of Birthday Banger this afternoon. That was a good one. We need to do a make good for Jake. Jake's here. We just did Jake's before. What year were you born, Jake? In 1991. 1991.

Which means his song would be from 2007. The song that came up for us was this one. Which doesn't make a lot of sense, but we have figured it out, Brie. Yes, it did go back to number one because originally it was released in 1988, but went back to number one in 2007 in the UK. In the UK, that's what put us off.

Correct. But, Jake, we've redone, recalibrated, and here's your actual birthday banger. Silverchair. Do you like this song, Jake? Is that a good birthday banger for you? I still prefer the first one, to be honest. Yeah, right. Okay, well then forget about it.

This is your birthday banger. Yeah. It's a great birthday banger. Thanks, Jake. Enjoy the digger. He's got the bigger, bigger. Thanks, Jake. Enjoy the digger. Bye, mate. See you, Jake. He's got the bigger, bigger digger being brought up on the truck. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, he's got the excavator. Yeah. He's got the ropes and a chain. He's got the... What's the real little cute diggers called? Oh, like a backhoe. What are they called?

A bobcat. A bobcat. Yeah. I love bobcats. Bree and Clint. I said before, do you want a blow-by-blow account of my vasectomy last week on a Friday? I'd like a snip-by-flop, please. Yeah.

You said no, I'm not interested in that whatsoever. However, I've been checking the audio records. It sounds like you talked about nothing but my vasectomy on Friday. I talked about it a lot. Let's take a listen. Clint's away today. He's having the old snip, snip and rip. Clint is having the old snip, snip hooray,

so he will be back next week. Clint away. He's having a date with his old mate, Edward Snipperhand. He's having the old flop and chop. He's having the old massage done on the old testes. Clint away, having a bit of a punch punch up with Snippy the bush kangaroo. Clint's away getting some wires rewired at the moment. Clint's been in a bloody cat fight with the old wolverine on the downstairs.

It's disrespectful. You said that. It's disrespectful to my genitals. You were having the old sacupuncture, weren't you? Yeah, I was actually on Friday. Like a big brave boy taking myself off to have the big operation. Took a friend with me. Went with my brother-in-law, Matt.

We had it done at the same time. Oh, I thought you were talking about your balls took a friend. That's how they always come, Clint. No, me and him went together. And like a real brave boy, I made him go first. Yeah, good. We had back-to-back appointments, sent him in first. How long does it take?

It's so fast. 20 minutes. I could have told you that. 20 minutes. Always pretty quick. It's all done. Not even at a hospital, just at a doctor's clinic. Is it?

Yeah, you just go in and he goes, all right, got any questions? And you say, no. He goes, okay, take your pants off. You lie on the little bed in the corner of the doctor's surgery and he just gets out the hot iron and... It seems like a horror film to me. Weird, eh? It's strange.

The weirdest bit to me was middle of the procedure. Oh, so first of all, I was really worried about how much it was going to hurt. The most painful bit was the injection to numb the area. And then once that injection's done, you didn't feel anything. It's numb. Nothing at all. really worried about how much it was going to hurt. The most painful bit was the injection to numb the area. And then once that injection's done, you didn't feel anything. It's numb. Nothing at all.

You can't feel anything. Numb as. Did your bum hole go numb? Didn't check, actually. You didn't? No. Oh, I would have checked. Because, you know, when you get your teeth done, your whole face kind of goes numb.

Yeah. Didn't check my bum hole. Wish I had now. You've got a numb gooch. Mid-operation, when he had the wires, as you referred to them, out, because they put in a hole and then they pull them out of the thing. And when he's got them out, he goes. Oh, my God.

Was technically your doctor like a puppeteer for your nutsack? Yeah. Or like. He was literally making your. Or like Bruce Willis in Die Hard when he has to figure out which wire to cut when he's trying to diffuse the bomb. It's like the red one or the blue one. Yeah.

Red one or the blue one. Anyway, he says to me, okay, I'm about to snip them and sear them off. Would you like to have a look? I said, absolutely no way. I would not be looking. There is no part of me that wants to see any of that. Did you tell him that you had a look once with a mirror

when you were 13? You're like, never again. I'm never looking again into the eye of Mordor. I've seen Lord of the Rings. Nobody needs to see that. So I said, no, thank you. Anyway, he did it all, finished it up. You're done.

I'm heading out. I was paying the receptionist for the procedure 550 bucks by the way not bad considering that other doctor quoted me 9 grand my dog when I got her spayed

was more expensive yeah right yeah so that was a bloody good deal I thought and I said to the receptionist this must be a really weird job just seeing guys every day

who come in really nervous and leave limping and they all are coming in for the exact same thing. She said the weirdest bit is where her office is outside the doctor's room where they perform the surgery. She said

she can smell it. She can smell the burning part of it every single time. Story time's over. And I said to her, that's unacceptable work conditions. But you know what that is. You shouldn't have to do that. Well, obviously, you know, the men aren't shaving well enough.

And that's what happens. It's not burning hair. When you don't shave the area. It's not burning hair. It's burning flesh is what it is. I don't know which is worse. But to any guys listening who are thinking about doing that, it sounds horrific.

It does. It was fine. Like, I was prepared for, like, three days of not being able to do anything. I was fine by the next day. Did you almost like it a little bit? No. What is wrong with you?

Okay, just checking. What part of that sounded fun? I don't know There's a bizarre story coming out of China Shenzhen Where a boss has come under fire For refusing to hire people Who have the number 5 as the 5th digit of their phone number

This is a true story Right who have the number five as the fifth digit of their phone number. This is a true story. Right. So apparently in China, I believe, in Chinese culture, it is deemed unlucky to have number five as your fifth number in your phone number. Yeah, there's lucky and unlucky numbers. And I think it plays a lot into real estate as well. Chinese people would prefer to buy houses that have certain numbers and the other way around, avoid houses that have certain numbers.

Yeah, so it's a superstitious thing. But people are really not impressed with it anymore. They're like, we're living in 2022. This is BS. You need to get over it. Because people aren't getting jobs based on this. It's just a phone number. Because I said to you, like, how do you feel about superstitions?

Like, are you a superstitious person? And I'm not. I'm not very superstitious. You're not superstitious? No, I'll put an umbrella up inside. Sweet. Bring in the umbrella. Producer Claudia.

I mean, it's like you knew we were about to do this. Oh, wow. That's called intuition. This isn't my lost umbrella, is it? I you knew we were about to do this. Oh, wow. That's called intuition. This isn't my lost umbrella, is it? I don't know. I think that's Claudia's umbrella. Okay. Yeah.

All right. When you're ready, if you're not superstitious, then I mean pop that umbrella open inside. It's more about whether you open the umbrella over your head, I believe, is the true word of the superstition. So are you going to do it over your head? Nah. Oh, it's not over.

Oh, that was like the Matrix from you. That was like the Matrix. Because I am superstitious, so get it away from me. Yeah, right. Okay, there you go. That's one thing. Can we bring in the ladder, please? You don't have a ladder.

We've got the ladder out there. You don't have a ladder. Where's the... Is the ladder coming through? The producers are just organising. We did organise a ladder. How do you feel about walking under it? Oh, my just organising. We did organise a ladder. How do you feel about walking under a ladder? Oh, my God, that's a full-size ladder.

How do you feel about walking under a ladder? Because obviously, you know, superstitious people wouldn't do that. All right, fine, set up the ladder. Can we bring it around here where Clint's standing? You can hear it. Where the hell did you get a ladder from at short notice? Okay, so I've got to go under this? You've just got to go under the ladder.

See, now I'm starting to get a bit... You're getting a bit weird now? Sweet, and now go back there. Oh, you can't. You have to go back through. No, I've gone under the ladder. Okay, sweet. Okay, good.

Not superstitious. Can we bring in the salt, please? What's the thing about salt? If you knock over the salt, you spill it. It's bad luck. Right. So if you just want to. Did some come out?

Yeah. And now you can't throw it over your shoulder. If I throw this over my shoulder, I'm going to kensis everything out. You threw it over your right shoulder. It's your left shoulder. You're screwed. If I die in a car crash on the way home tonight, you're going to feel so bad.

You're going to feel so bad. Hey, the producers were in on it too. This is a bit of, we don't do a lot of this, but I've got some truck news this afternoon. Wait, wait, wait. We are the leading show for aviation and maritime truck. We are the leading show for aviation and maritime.

Truck, we are branching out on the show. I know, but I think it's important to diversify from time to time, especially on this story. Next minute we'll be doing train news. We've done train news. Yeah, a little bit. Drivers on Oklahoma's I-40 were treated to quite a surprise on Wednesday as a semi-truck carrying sex toys

overturned on the highway. That is not the item I pictured spilling out onto the highway when you said. Trailer exploded, covered the off-ramp in sex toys. Yeah, it did. Bright pink sex toys

all over the place. Just pink ones. Oh no, there were lots, but the most obvious ones were pink. Because it's America, the local news channel put a helicopter up to go uncover the truck crash. And there was quite an awkward choice of words that they used to, you know, document this sex toy truck crash. Have a listen. A little bit of gear is going to some breaking news right now.

Let's get out to Jim Gardner. He's over I-40 right at Mustang Road. A bad crash. Go ahead, Jim. Well, that's right, Lacey. This is a semi that overturned and lost its load here. It has also involved this box truck that's a little bit further east there. It's also involved this box truck that they're being loaded right there now.

Come on, man! I wouldn't have said those words. You said... Load. ...inbox four times. You're cancelled, helicopter guy. Oh, mate. You had one job.

I thought, seeing as this truck crash has happened, it's a great opportunity for us to have a round of A Truck Came In Carrying a Load Of. Oh, that classic game. Yeah, a variation of. So with this one, it has to be all adult-only items that have spilled out of our truck, okay? Sex toys is the first one, and I'll kick us off.

Truck came in carrying a load of sex toys and cigarettes. Bree? A truck came in carrying a load of sex toys, cigarettes, and handcuffs. Good. You don't handcuff a child. That's good. That's good. I thought, what?

That's an adult's only item, handcuffs. Right, okay. Yeah, I'm just saying you don't. Good. I thought I'd done something wrong. No, I said you don't handcuff a child. Good, good. And then you looked at me like you've handcuffed a child before.

Depends if they go in a juvie. Claudia. What's the sentence? A truck came into the... A truck came in carrying a load of... A truck came in carrying a load of sex toys, cigarettes, handcuffs and alcohol. Good.

Ella, adults only items? A truck came in carrying a load of sex toys, cigarettes, handcuffs. Oh, crap. What was your one? I haven't even been through the whole round No I was trying to think of my one What are you just going to give me?

Alcohol Alcohol I remember And paraphernalia What kind of paraphernalia? Buzzes Drugs Drugs A truck came in

Carrying a load of sex toys Cigarettes Handcuffs Alcohol Paraphernalia And vapes. Don't vape, kids. Don't vape.

A truck came in carrying a load of sex toys, cigarettes. Oh, it was mine. Handcuffs, alcohol, paraphernalia, vapes, and lingerie. Lingerie. You don't put kids in lingerie.ie don't put you don't put kids in lingerie no you do not

Claudia okay truck came in carrying a load of sex toys cigarettes handcuffs alcohol paraphernalia

vapes don't help her what did you just say don't help her who was listening for lingerie linger Four lingerie. Lingerie. And R18 DVDs.

R18 DVDs. A truck came in carrying a load of sex toys, cigarettes, cuffs, alcohol, paraphernalia, vapes, lingerie, R18 DVDs, and let's say a lighter. Okay. Oh, yeah. One more round. One more round. Jack came in carrying a load of sex toys, cigarettes, handcuffs, alcohol, paraphernalia vapes lingerie

R18 DVDs lighters and casino chips gambling chips Oh no No it's my turn Adults only items A truck came in

carrying a load of sex toys cigarettes handcuffs alcohol paraphernalia, vapes, lingerie, R18 DVDs, lighters, casino chips. Whoa. And... What? How did I do that?

I don't know. That was incredible. I was shocked myself. Wow. Yeah. And lube. You know, I reckon we'll end it on lube today. I think you should always end it.

Ella had a hard enough time saying sex toys. She's not going to want to say lube. Did you hear it every time? She's like, oh, not me again. Oh, yeah, naughty toys.