ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 19th September 2023

Episode Date: September 19, 2023

Height differences in relationship. Release the lobster!! The last thing you’d google.  The biggest problem at the RWC.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM, Brie and Clint. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint show on a Tuesday? Tuesday. Damn it, I thought it was Wednesday. Oh, wouldn't it be good? Brie's arrived on her Harley Davidson today. I have.

Yeah. Mate, can I just say I used to own a Harley Davidson. I did. Yeah. Can I just say, I used to own Harley-Davidson. I did. 883 Sportster. Iron, yeah. An iron? I don't know.

883 Sportster. All matte black. I know, you say the same thing every time. So, I'm allowed to wear the t-shirt. Yeah, and I'm allowed to wear the t-shirt

because I bought it from a second-hand store. So, it's vintage. Nah, this one's not. It's new. Oh, it doesn't have any miles on it. I do have some vintage ones, which I love, but sometimes you've just got to break out the freshie.

Yeah, exactly right. Old ones get a bit whiffy. Today on the show, $25,000 cash grab happening at 4 o'clock. You can play with us if you can get through. We'll give away some money. Good amount of money yesterday. $430-odd given away. We're giving away some money. Good amount of money yesterday. $430 odd dollars given away. We're giving away some big amounts. If you

want to give that a go, that'll be at 4 o'clock on the dot-ish. Give or take. We're also going to try and get our Hollywood correspondent on before 4 o'clock to talk about this whole Russell Brand situation because now Katy Perry is being dragged into it and they're asking what did she know?

What does she know? It's getting hectic, and it's only two days into these allegations against Russell Brand. So we'll talk to Dean McCarthy, who's in Los Angeles, before four o'clock about all of that. I feel like it's just the peak of an iceberg that is about to really come to the surface. It's got that feeling about it, yeah.

You know? So it'll be good to get Dean's take on it. He is, like you said, in Hollywood and he hears things around the traps. He's got his ear to the ground. He does. He also works with Katy Perry on American Idol. He does too. But let's kick off the show as per usual with Tradie versus Lady.

If you want to give this a go, if you've got a bit of knowledge up in the noggin, you can. $50 cash up for grabs. 0800 DIAL ZM is the number to call. We've had people play with no knowledge in the noggin. They still do quite well. Just have a stab. Sometimes you've just got to feel around in the dark until you hit a light switch, you know. Bree and Clint.

It's Treaty versus Lady. 3, 2, 1, let's go. Right, we're ready. Everyone has gathered themselves. We're keen to get into this because the scoreline is quite a telling one. The ladies on 85 wins for the year.

The tradies, oh, is it about to be 10 points behind on 76? There it is. Let's go to our lady first. She's from Manawatu. She is 60, I believe, and she has a friend who has three fingers on one hand. Welcome to the show, Moya. G'day, Moya. Hi. Are you travelling with that friend at the moment?

I am indeed. Oh, what's her name? His name is Toby. Oh, my mistake. His name. Well, g'day, Toby. What happened to Toby's other two fingers? Oh, he was born like this. Oh, my mistake. His name. Well, g'day, Toby. What happened to Toby's other two fingers? Oh, he was born like this.

Oh, he came that way. He was born that way. Yeah. All right. Well, you're taking on our tradie today. They're from Wellington. They're 27. And interestingly, coincidentally, they have seven toes on one foot.

Welcome to the show, Matthew. G'day, Matt. Is it an extra pinky toe or extra big toe? Extra pinky. Always the extra pinky. And a bonus. That only takes him up to six. He's got to get another toe in there somewhere. Oh yeah, where's the other one?

There's two extra pinkies. Two extra pinkies. Wait, so Moya's friend missed out on two fingers and you got two extra toes. You guys should buddy up. Yeah, it'd be quite handy. I can see what's happened here. We've figured out the old question, haven't we? What's that? Well, we know what's

happened. What? His two fingers went to Matthew. Oh, I see. Yeah, yeah, right. Matthew, your buzzer is tradie. Moya, your buzzer is lady. First of three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck. Question number one, guys. Ellen DeGeneres is returning to TV with a show about monkeys. Gorillas, I believe, as well.

What was the name of her long-running talk show? Tradie. Yes, Matthew. Ellen DeGeneres Show. That is on the money. Pretty easy to remember. One to the tradies. Question number two.

At what age did Amy Winehouse, Kurt Cobain and Jimi Hendrix... Lady. Yes, Moya. 27. 27. Didn't even need to finish the question, but that was the question. Pass away at.

It was 27. All the part of that 27 club. Question number three. One apiece at this point. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Matthew. 660. 660.

It is the boys, 660. The tradies are ahead with two. You need this one here, Moya, to stay in it. Question number four. A jersey worn by Princess Diana has broken all the records selling for over $1 million US. Which member of the British royal family was Diana married to? Lady.

Yes, Moya. Prince Charles. Prince Charles. We are all tied up here this afternoon. We've got a game. Question number five. This is for the win. What is New York City's

nickname? Lady. Yes, Moya. The Big Apple. She's got it. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh. She's a lady. Some great games, but Moya, you come out on top with the $50 cash. Yay.

Well done, mate. It's a win for the ladies. Nice work. Bree and Clint. cash. Yay. Well done, mate. That's a win for the ladies. Yay. Nice work. Brie and Clint. Zed and Brie and Clint. That's Doja Cat featuring Brie. It's called Paint the Town Red. I like it.

It's blowing up on TikTok. I learnt the dance. Actually, producer Ella and I were like, we're never going to be able to do this. And we've stuck to a schedule and now we're real average, but we kind of can do it. It was rough watching at the start for me and Claudia. It's rough watching it now.

Yeah. With the sound is like way better because you can't hear the... And then afterwards, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. So when do we get to see the dance? When is it being released? We've got a couple more practices and then we might release it at the end of this week, Producer Ella, for the dance. She's in charge of the social media rollout.

Yeah. When are we going to see the Doja Cat dance? We can't hear her. Oh, there she is. I didn't think it would actually come out. I thought we were just doing it for fun. Oh, well, we're not just doing it for our own gratification. Release the video now.

Put it out as it is. No! No, give us one more day. We also roped in Jazz Thornton last week to do it with us. Oh, you're trying to get some star power. She literally learnt it in two minutes. Yeah, she won Dancing with the Stars. Yeah, you can tell.

Anyway, we'll talk about that later. I want to talk about this woman that's making news at the moment because she's blowing up on social media and it's all because of the height difference between her and her boyfriend. Okay. That's their whole shtick. That's pretty much

their whole content rollout on her platforms is talking about the height difference. She's short, he's tall? She's tall, he's short. Oh, unconventional combo. Yeah, and what are you thinking? I'm going to give you a guess as to how tall she is and how tall he is, and I'm going to tell you it's a big difference.

Is she a six-footer? I'm not going to give you any hints. Okay, I'm going to say, say six foot is tall for a lady. Quite tall. It's not like strikingly social media sensation tall. It's not outrageously tall. Six foot for a woman is like above average. Yeah. I'm going to say she's six

foot five and he's five foot two. Oh, you've really went opposite ends, haven't you? Yeah. You're wrong. And now it just makes it seem less interesting. Yeah, you made it. You did that. Yeah, haven't you? Yeah. You're wrong. And now it just makes it seem like not that much. Yeah, you made it. You did that. Yeah, I did that to myself.

It's still pretty good. She's six foot three. Yeah. Which is very tall. And he is five foot eight. Oh, okay. Yeah, good. So it's a seven inch difference.

What are you? I'm five foot nine. Oh, yeah. And I'm six foot three. So it's like me and you. No, I'm really five foot ten. Oh, yeah. And I'm six foot three. So it's like me and you. No, I'm nearly five foot ten. And let's be real. You're like six, two and a half.

Yeah. This is the person who's saying she's almost five foot ten. We're literally arguing over half an inch here. You're like saying all this. You have not seen them in a video. And once you see the video or see the pictures, it is strikingly a lot. Yeah. Like they say they get. I wanted him to be like Peter Dinklage and her to be like Irene Van Dyke.

You know? And she's like giving him piggybacks. You're like, I want you to dance for me. Yeah. Come on, guys. Well, you said they're a social media sensation. They are because she also wears really, really tall high heels. Oh, there you go.

It makes it drastically even more. Yeah. Anyway, she said that they always get weird looks and people yelling out stuff at them. But she doesn't care anymore because they're happy. We can find a more striking difference than that this afternoon, I believe. What have they got? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven inches between them.

He's five foot eight, she's six foot three. Yeah. Are you in a couple right now that is a bigger height difference than that? Yeah. Like, do people question the logistics of your relationship? Like, how do you guys make it work? Everyone's the same height laying down. Which is so not true. It is true if you want it

to be true. It's not. Yeah, it is. Think about it. There's some body contortions needed for that to happen. Just think about it. No, I am thinking about it. You both lay your head on the pillow at the same level. Yeah. But you can't touch feet. You can't play footsies. Ew. You'll be tickling their touch feet. You can't play footsies. Ew.

You'll be tickling their abdomen. Don't want to play footsies. Was it a bad idea to get into a relationship with someone so much taller than you or so much shorter than you? Do you guys have... Height doesn't matter. Doesn't it?

Not really. Doesn't it? Nah. What if one of you wants to buy a convertible but the other one's like, my head won't fit behind the windscreen? I mean, it's always good to have someone a little bit taller in the relationship so they can reach stuff at the supermarket.

Change light bulbs. But I mean, other than that, you know, change light bulbs, smoke alarms. If you're particularly short, it can be good to seek out a spouse who is particularly tall so that hopefully your children are average height. You know? Well, they come out somewhere in the middle. Yeah, like selective breeding. You go, all right, I want to give them the best chance at a normal life.

I don't want them to live the life that I've lived as a ridiculously short or tall person. I want them smack bang in the middle. Somewhere nice in the middle. So we're asking you what's the height difference in your relationship? Dawn's called up. Hi, Dawn. Hi, Dawn. Hi.

Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. Is it your relationship where there's quite a big height difference in your relationship? Dawn's called up. Hi, Dawn. Hi, Dawn. Hi. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. Is it your relationship where there's quite a big height difference? No, it's actually my 17-year-old son. He's 6'4", and I think he's still growing. Wow. His girlfriend is 5'4". Wow.

So there's a whole foot in it. I hope she's still growing too. I don't know if she is. Also, I'm quite tall as well. I'm nearly 5'11". Many years ago when I was travelling in Africa, I met a Canadian guy. He was 5'6".

And so all the African children would run behind us and go, Mzungu, Mzungu, short, short, tall, tall, and then laugh hysterically and then run away. What, is that some kind of freak show, Dawn. Well, it's like Muzumbu's a white person, but I think for them, for a woman to be taller than the guy, it was really weird. Quite unusual.

You were white and tall as a woman. It was like their version of Cirque du Soleil. Oh, they thought it was so funny. Wow, I've never seen that before. Thank you, Muzumbu. We appreciate the call. Have a good afternoon. Thanks, mate. Okay, see you. Grace is here. Wow, I've never seen that before. Thank you, Mzumbu. We appreciate the call. Have a good afternoon. Thanks, mate.

Okay, see you. Grace is here. Hi, Grace. Hi, Grace. Kia ora, hi. Is it your relationship, Grace, where there's a drastic height difference in the relationship? Yeah, so I'm 5'1", and my boyfriend is 6'4".

Jeez, okay. You're 5'1", and he's 6'4"? Yep. He would tower over you, Grace. Yeah, he does. I kind of come up to just underneath his shoulder when we're standing. I'm surprised you even make it that high. Yeah, it's crazy.

I've done this thing even with my wife, who's not a short person, but I've lifted her up to my height. I mean, this is quite a condescending thing to do. But I lift her up to my height and then I walk her around the house so she can see things from my perspective. She said it's mind-blowing. She said the house looks so much different from up here.

Have you done that with your boyfriend? Yeah, when I stand on my couch, I'm about the same height as him and it just blows my mind all the dust that he can see. But he doesn't deal with? Crazy. No, crazy. You should play the other game where he has to give you

20% of his wage and then you can see the difference in the pay gap and that's real crazy. The other crazy thing is his family's really tall so his mum is about 6'3". They look each other in the eye. And then his little brother

who's just about to be 19, he's about 6'8". He's not? He's 19 and he's 6'8"? Yep. So I go around to their house and it's, yeah, I'm a fish out of water. Grace. They're like, run through my legs, Grace.

Does it ever worry you? Go through the tunnel. Does it ever worry you, Grace, like thinking if you were to have children with this person, you know, they're going to be big children? Yes, I do worry, especially if she's a girl. She'll, yeah, she'll power. You'll be like, get that thing out of me early.

Schedule the caesarean for 35 weeks. Early C-section. Thanks, Grace. We appreciate it. Let's go to Sherry finally. Hi, Sherry. Hi, Sherry. Hi.

So I am five foot and my partner is six foot three. Oh, pass off, Sherry. You're five foot. That's the same as Grace, yeah. Sherry, you said you're five foot. Are you interested in taller people, like, to date? Has it always been like that? It has been a little bit like that.

It's fascinating. Have you got a tall fetish, Sherry? Well, I mean, it's not hard, you know. They're all tall to you. She's like, I've got my pick of the litter. I do find I feel a little bit unsafe if they're only like a little bit taller. You know what I mean? Right.

Like you're both vulnerable. Yes, yeah. How are you going to save me? Yeah, right. I see what you're saying. But you've gone extreme going up to a 6'4". 6'3", yeah, 6'3". 6'3".

Have you dated anyone taller than that ever, Sherry? Yeah, I think it was about six, five. Wow. Oh, my God. Were you even in the same time zone? It's the same as what she was saying, though. When you get lifted up, it's literally a different world. Isn't it?

I bet. Isn't it? And it doesn't take much. Actually, it's a fun thing you can do in your relationship this evening. Everybody listening. Get the taller person to lift up the shorter person and then walk them around the house. It's a fun thing you can do in your relationship this evening. Everybody listening. Get the taller person to lift up the shorter person and then walk them around the house. It's no fun.

My partner and I are the exact same height. Yeah, well. Yeah, no fun. That's equality. The other funny thing is when we go shopping, like Kmart, he can't find me, so I can work with him. He can't find you? Sherry, when they go to music festivals, Sherry's like,

right, he's the meeting point. Whenever you see him, that's where we're meeting. Lift me on your shoulders, please, because I can't see. Thanks, Sherry. Have you seen the story about the lady who set the lobster free? Yes, I did see this. She was at a restaurant, right? She bought a lobster.

Yeah. And then set it back into the ocean. She's at a fancy restaurant in Sardinia and she ordered the lobster. Hopefully it was still alive when she set it free. Yeah. She requested, it was in a tank. She went in and you can see the lobsters there and she went in and so she's like, oh, you've got lobster.

I'll have one of those. But she requested that the lobster be delivered to her table live and then she took it over to the water and set it free. I hate to be the party pooper. Yeah. But that lobster's probably going to be caught again very soon. Correct.

She had to pay for the lobster and the restaurant's like, cool, we'll catch that one tomorrow and then we'll sell it again. And we'll sell it again. But, unless, well, she gave the lobster a chance at freedom,

didn't she? Well, hopefully. Let's just all be, you know, optimistic. Optimistic for the lobster's sake. And the lobster got away.

The restaurant is on a wharf, so she just stood up from her table with the lobster. Threw it over. Walked over there. She whispered a couple of things to the lobster.

We don't know what she said, but probably like, you're safe now. You are a big bitch. I don't have any dinner now. She stroked it on its back and then she yeeted it into the sea. Oh, I like this story. I think it's pretty cute.

I think it's silly. Let's bring on our animal rights spokesperson, resident vegan producer Ella to the show. Hi Ella. Kia ora, hello. Before I reveal to you how much she had to pay to do this. Oh, this might change my mind. Good point, yeah. Would you like to do something like this? Would this be

something you would do? Yes. How much is a lobster's life worth to you? First of all, yes, love animals. Lobsters do give me their heebie-jeebies because of their antennas. Right, so it's not living things that you want to save, it's cute things. I would argue... I would still save it, though.

I would argue lobster's way cuter than a crab. I'd put them in the same bucket. Nah, lobster's way cuter. Nah, they're all... Crab. And they've got those... Lobsters have got those antenna, those little feely bits. I know, but they way cuter. Nah, they're all... Crab. And they've got those... Lobsters have got those antennae, those little feely bits. I know, but they're so cute.

And they don't really bite you as much. Anything with more than four legs, I'm like... Yeah, a little bit of heebie-jeebies. But I do feel so bad for them when they're stuck in that water tank. Yeah, me too. In the kitchen. It's a horrible situation. The live cooking of the lobster seems...

I don't like it. I hate that. I can't of the lobster seems like a practice that should not be allowed anymore. No, it's not ethical. No, they put them in the freezer, don't they? No, they put them in the boiling pot. They don't put them in the freezer to make them go to sleep. No.

Oh, that's not okay. No. Oh, they might, but they can't freeze them, freeze them. No, but if you put a lobster in the freezer long enough, it falls asleep. Do you know what would wake me up? No, I it falls asleep. Do you know what would wake me up? No, I think it falls asleep. You know what would wake me up?

Being put in boiling hot water. I think it'd be too late. Anyway, Ella, how much are you spending to set a lobster free? I would spend $100. $100? $100. Yeah, I would. All right.

Lobsters are pretty expensive. This lady has spent $350 on this lobster to set it free. Oh, she's an idiot. They sell it by weight. So she's like, I want to save that one. And they weighed it and they said that'll be 200 euro, 350 bucks New Zealand. Oh. God, she must have picked the fattest one out of the bunch.

She did. She did. If your objective is just to save a lobster, pick the small one so it's cheaper. Yeah. You know? Well, that's true. If you just want to save one.

But maybe she had a connection with that one in the tank. She saw it and she was like, I can't go back now. I see myself in that one. Yeah. Yeah, maybe. Stuff the connection. I'll take the small one. Bree and Clint. Clint, do you know where I do my best thinking?

On the dunny? No, I do my best thinking? On the dunny? No, I do some good thinking on the dunny. But no, it's out in nature. Let my brain out into the wild. Really open that bad boy up. How much nature are you out in? I get out to nature every day. One hour a day when I'm walking my dogs.

Oh, that's not nature. Pounding the pavement's not nature. Mate, I took my dogs. That's the suburbs. You obviously never owned a dog. Took my dog to the dog park, climbed a mountain this morning. Oh, okay. Up and in through the valleys. Yeah. It was nature. Okay.

Well, you feel like you're in nature. Yeah. It's the closest you can get to nature. You're in nature within safe proximity of a toilet. When you're, you know, in the city, it's the closest to nature we can get. Anyway, I was out walking my dogs and I just have weird thoughts when I'm out in nature and my brain just kind of goes wild.

And I had this wild thought and I wanted to put it to you, the producers, and everyone listening because I feel like it's quite an interesting question to ask. Yep. So here's the question. You know that the internet is about to go down forever. Ooh.

Tomorrow. That's it. No more internet. It's gone forever. Mm-hmm. What is the last thing you are going to Google? Okay. Yep.

This makes you realise how much you actually Google things too. So much. You might be like, I could live without it. You can't. I reckon the average person Googles four or five different things a day. What did we do before Google? Yeah. What did we do?

We were all just walking around with all these unanswered questions in our head. First of all, before we get into that, when the internet goes down, I'll be laughing. Everybody who made fun of me for keeping my CDs, what are you guys going to listen to? Mate, that's why... What are you guys going to listen to? That's why I've got my three hard drives with illegally downloaded movies and TVs on it. You're good to go. Yeah, mate.

I'm keeping that. Okay. Okay. Last thing. So this is the last thing we're ever going to get to Google. So the internet're good to go. Yeah, mate. I'm keeping that. Okay. Okay, last thing. So this is the last thing we're ever going to get to Google. So the internet is about to go down. You've got one more chance

to Google one more thing. What are you Googling? I know what it is. I know what it is. What is it? Myself. Because up until now, it's been a bit cringy,

a bit taboo to Google yourself. This is the last opportunity. What a yourself. This is the last opportunity. What a waste. This is the last opportunity I'll have to know what there is about me on the internet. Oh, mate, if there's a zombie apocalypse, your place is the last place I'm coming for advice. Okay, I've got a different one there. Okay, internet's about to go down. This has to be the serious one.

Where is Clark Gayford? It's our last chance to find him. Clint's lost his opportunity to Google anything because he's not taking it seriously. And us Doomsday Preppers, we need to take this stuff seriously because so I've got the best thing to Google. The last thing that I will be Googling if the internet goes down. How to make homemade alcohol.

Oh, that's so smart. I'm a genius. Wait, the internet is going down, not the bottle stores. Why do you need to make homemade alcohol? Mate, why do you think the internet's going down? No, you didn't say that. You didn't say that the world was ending. You said the internet was getting turned off.

I thought it was implied. No, it wasn't implied. You might sound silly now. Yeah, exactly right. Well, now you're panicking it was getting turned off. I thought it was implied. No, it wasn't implied. Your mind sounds silly now. Yeah, exactly right. Well, now you're panicking. Change yours, Claudia. I'm not changing mine. Do you guys want to know how to make homemade alcohol? Yeah. So you're making prison hooch. Potatoes. So the standard

recipe is you ferment your chosen berry, leaves, fruit or vegetable in a mixture of hot water and sugar. You allow the blend to cool down and then you add yeast and leave it for about a week. That's it. Sounds awful.

And that's how they make alcohol in prisons, kids. Claudia, the internet is about to go down. The world is not necessarily ending. The world's ending. No, the world is not necessarily ending. No, it's probably going to end. What's the last thing you're Googling? Any symptoms that I had that day.

Yeah, nice. Based on my recent one. What about how to make antibiotics? Oh, that's pretty good too. That's a good one, yeah. No, because Claudia, in our version, you can still go to the doctor. Yeah. Nah, doctors are all dead.

They're all dead. All the doctors are dead. This detail was lost. Okay, Claudia, I mean Ella, the internet is about to be turned off. The last thing you're Googling is? Behind the scenes of the Hunger Games. What, the new one? No, the old stuff.

I love it and I'm going to miss it. I love watching those clips. You can borrow my DVD. Oh, thank you. The TV's down. Director's cap. I've got a pirated version on my hard drive too. You can borrow.

In all seriousness, I would probably Google something like Yeah, what would you Google? If the world was ending the internet's going down. No, the world's not ending just the internet is being turned off. No, the world's ending. Reinforced buildings in my area. Okay, then how to make a gun. I don't know.

What were you going to say before that? I would say if the internet was being turned off but life, so in my version of it, the world is just going back to how it used to be. We was being turned off, but life, so in my version of it, the world is just going back to how it used to be. We're going back to the 90s. So in my version,

I would Google, how do I change the time on my microwave? Because I change it twice a year for daylight savings. I have no idea how to change it. How do you not know?

But I Google, because I Google, I just Google it every time. And anything that I Google, I don't remember because I know that I can just Google it again next time. Mine must be fancy

because it has a button that says clock and I push that and I can change it it again next time. Mine must be fancy because it has a button that says clock and I push that and I can change it. So does mine. Do we have the same microwave? Maybe. Do we live together? Are we twins?

Wait, are you me and I'm you? Right, here's my question for people. And we're going with the world's ending because I feel like it's more interesting to see what people would want to know before the internet gets shut off. Yeah. 0800 dial ZM or you can text your answers to 9696. The world's ending. The internet is being turned off.

What is the last thing you're Googling? I love conversations like this. I am someone, do you know that about me? I think about like apocalypse, the world ending, that kind of planning. I think about that stuff. Do you have a cat? No, I'm not like that far.

So you think about it but you're not doing anything about it. I'm not like a doomsday prepper but like one of my favourite genre of movie is apocalyptic. Oh, you would have loved The Last of Us. Loved it. That's why I loved it so much. Remember I said to you it was like one of my favourite have loved The Last of Us. Loved it. That's why I loved it so much. Remember I said to you, it was like one of my favourite shows of all time. Yeah.

Loved it. But my question that I was thinking about this morning when I was walking my dogs was if the world were ending and you knew that this was happening and you had one last moment to Google one last thing. Bit of information that's going to get you through. What would you Google? Yeah. There's a lot of texts that are coming through on this.

And so interesting to like see into the minds of other people that listen to this show. To the person who said, my partner said he would Google adult websites. Yeah, right. Would you though? See if you could download some. Is that the last thing he would Google adult websites. Yeah, right. Would you, though? See if you could download some. Is that the last thing you would Google? Unless your partner's being honest with you. Someone else said I would Google how to download and back up Wikipedia.

See, that's very clever. See, that's genius. But again, there's libraries and encyclopedias exist. Like, you can go and read an encyclopedia. Yeah, but then if the world is ending, it's probably going to be pretty crazy out there. You want just the touch of a button. Yeah, it's also going to be pretty hard to charge your laptop.

So go and get a book. A generator. Boom. What are you going to put in your generator? Petrol. Where are you going to get your petrol from? I'm going to go to the nearest petrol station to my house where I'm going to bunker down.

I'm going to get some petrol and then I'm going to save it. nearest petrol station to my house where I'm going to bunker down. I'm going to get some petrol and then I'm going to save it. Someone said I'd Google how to continuously grow food from cuttings. See, that's just clever. See? That's smart. That is smart. Someone else said I'd Google the top 10 offline single player games. See? Also smart. Because it's

going to save you on entertainment. Someone else said, no, wait. I want to change my answer. I'm going to see if there's any MILFs in my area. Yep. Google knows. Google knows. Where are the hot singles in my area?

I love that answer. Someone said, if the world was ending, I would Google how to stop the world from ending. Oh, you've really circumnavigated the conversation there, haven't you? Wait, say again? If the world was ending, I would Google how to stop the world from ending, you've really circumnavigated the conversation there, haven't you? Wait, say again? If the world was ending, I would Google how to stop the world from ending. Oh, but it's too late at that point. You don't know.

You haven't Googled it. Well, I mean, that's true. And then you'd realise that it was too late and be like, oh, I've wasted it. I've wasted it. Someone else said, they're asking you, why the hell do you need the time on your microwave? Me? Why do I the time on your microwave? Me? Why do I need time on my microwave? Remember you said before, you're like, you always Google how to change the time on your

microwave and someone's asking you, why do you need the time on your microwave? Because it's at eye level and it's constantly blinking at me and I need it to be correct. Right. Like, what's the point of having it on there if it's not correct? I mean, you make a point. You could just look at your phone. What would I Google if the last thing I could Google when the world was ending? Henry Cavill shirtless.

I need his strength to get me through. That's a good one. Someone else said, I always Google people's net worth and then I get sad for myself. Well, there you go. That's something you wouldn't have to do. Well, money's going to be useless in the new world. Yeah, someone else said, I'm an 80s baby and use the encyclopedia collection that mum and dad had, which has also been gifted to my nieces and nephews.

Remember how much they would charge for encyclopedias? And how much room they took up. In my family, we could only afford certain letters because we couldn't afford the whole lot. The encyclopedia business was a scam because the minute they sold it to you, it was out of date. That's so true.

That's the thing. For it to be up to date, you'd have to buy a new set of encyclopedias every year. You're always having to update it. We should get an encyclopedia and look up something. And see what it says about it. Yeah, see if it's global warming real and it'll be in the 1980s

and they'll be like, nah, it's fine. I mean, there's not enough information on it yet. From some hardcore drum and bass to classical music. Cool. No drum and bass in here

Unless it's a classical version of a drum and bass song Correct That's what we do in this game We try and guess popular songs done in classical style Hello classical producer Claudia Classical Chord Oh that's nice Classical Chord

Nice ring to it We call you Conductor Claudia Oh that's even better Do you guys remember when people used to use the slang word and they'd be like, oh, classic? Yeah. Do you remember that? Yeah, yeah.

Do people not do that anymore? Is that not happening anymore? Oh, no. Is that still happening? Yeah. Is it? I'm still saying it. Oh, that guy was so classic.

I feel like that's not happening anymore. In the MKTO song, you're so classic. You're so classic. You're So Classic. Anyway, Claudia, what's the deal? What are we doing? Anyway, so this is Let's Get Classic. I've taken pop songs that we will play on the ZM playlist and turned them classical.

You just need to tell me what they are. Easy as that. Easy as that. We had a good week last week. Yeah, you had a really good week. We did. I've tested all of these songs out on producer Ella and she crushed it.

Okay. So you guys can do it. Someone just texted her and they said, from a Gen Z, no one says that anymore. Classic. Oh, no. It's classic. Classic.

Okay, anyway. Classic bloody millennials. I'm looking for the artist's name and the name of the song. You just need to buzz in with your name if you can tell me what it is. Ready? All right, we're ready. There we go.

Oh, it's on the... Clint. Clint. Call me when you're... Lil Nas X and Call Me By Your Name. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Clint. Call me when you want. Lil Nas X and Call Me By Your Name. Yeah. Yeah?

Yeah. Yeah. I was right in the front of my brain then. It was Montero. Yeah. I was getting confused with what's that movie with a similar name? Call Me By Your Name. Isn't it that as well?

Yeah. Yeah, it is. Same name, right? Yeah your name. Isn't it that as well? Yeah. Yeah, it's the same name, right? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, one to me. Yeah, one point to Clint. But there's always more. Here's another one.

Brie? Brie. Brie. Is it Ellie Goulding, Miracle? It is. Oh, that's a fairly new song. That's good for me. Yeah, you did it really well. Calvin Harris.

Living America. I wasn't sure about that one, but when I tested it on Ella, literally straight away. Really? She's really good at this game. Ella knows music. Ella can play instruments. You literally work for the radio.

You know music. She just doesn't know who Cher is. There's some exceptions. Anything before the year 2000 is an exception. Okay, tiebreaker. Yeah, tiebreaker. Here's the last one. Clint. Clint.

Clint. Eric Pride's Call on Me. Yeah. I went to symphony at the Auckland Town Hall on Friday

and I'm fairly sure they did this. Oh my God. Did it sound like that classical version? But like a mix. Like them both at the same time, because the orchestra and then the...

I guess it would have sounded like this. No, that is not what they sound like. I really hope it didn't sound like that. That is not what symphonies sound like. They managed to get them in time. Are you watching the Rugby World Cup at the moment? I am watching. I've been tuning in to some games,

even though they're early in the morning. I tend to be up at that time, so it kind of works out. It's not like it's 3am or... Most of them are pretty good. Yeah. Like 7am. Not too bad. Some of them are 3 o'clock in the morning.

Which I'm not getting up for those, unfortunately. Australia versus Fiji was them are 3 o'clock in the morning. Which I'm not getting up for those, unfortunately. Australia versus Fiji was on at 3 o'clock in the morning. The only countries interested in watching that are Australia, Fiji and New Zealand. And they put it on at 3 o'clock in the morning. Yeah, not many people would have been getting up. What a game though. First time Fiji has ever beaten Australia at a World Cup. First time in 69 years. That's

amazing. Can you imagine? They would have been going off. There is one huge problem at the 2023 Rugby World Cup in France though. There's not enough beer. They have been selling a lot of beer. Record breaking amounts. Record breaking amounts of beer but no that's not a

problem. They're well sponsored by Asahi. They have plenty of beer. Record-breaking amounts. Record-breaking amounts of beer, but no, that's not a problem. They're well-sponsored by Asahi. They have plenty of beer. The problem they're facing... Sweaty balls. Like, for real? For real. Like sweaty gooch? No, rugby balls. Oh. There's a heatwave

in France at the moment. You led me down that path. I said, are we talking about, and then you go, yeah. Yeah. I just wanted to see where your mind went. That's where everyone's mind goes. Yeah, it's where I wanted it to go. That's where I went.

What is that sound effect from, by the way? YouTube. I don't think I've ever heard it before. There's a late summer heat wave in France which has sent humidity through the roof and the rugby balls that they use, the Gilbert balls, have become extremely difficult to handle.

Not Gilby's balls. Gilby's balls are very sweaty and slippery. So why are they getting sweaty? The balls? Yeah. Because the players are sweaty. It's because of when they touch them. Is that what it is?

Yeah, yeah. Because you know what they say, it's not the heat that gets you, it's the humidity. Yeah, the humidity. It's so humid in France at the moment that they say, players are saying that the ball resembles a bar of soap at times. It's that hard to hang on to. Can they wipe it down?

They do every time it goes out. The ball boy has to wipe down the sweaty balls. Yeah, there's one ball boy. His sole job is just to wipe down the sweaty ball. Correct. Before he hands it back to someone who puts it in. It's like tennis players. They always have the towels at each end and they're always wiping their hands and like everything because they just sweat so much.

It's so hot. They're saying that the late night kickoffs are making it worse because of the humidity that increases in the evenings. There's so much sweat and dew on the ball, particularly in the south of France. Sweaty balls down south. Can you imagine what it smells like in a rugby scrum? Here we go.

Like imagine having your head in amongst all these big buff rugby men that have played a full eight, is it 80 minutes? Yep. Full 80 minutes. Like you're in this scrum, it would just be horrendous. Also, unless you're in the front row, you're literally putting your head between two other guys' butts. It would literally, all you would smell would be swamp ass.

And sweaty balls. It'd be straight swamp ass. Oh, swamp ass is included in the sweaty balls. It's just all just damp. No, again, I was talking about rugby balls. Oh, stop doing that to me. It's what we were talking about. Call it a ball.

There's only one ball on the field at a time. Maybe in the Women's World Cup, but... Time for a birthday banger. Here we go. This is where we figure out the number one songs when you were turning 16, and then it's a reason to play one of those songs out in full. Let's go to Andy first.

I know $800 at him. Good afternoon, Andy. Hello, Andy. Hi, how are you? How's your day been so far, mate? Yeah, very good, thank you. Oh, good to... Nice and sunny and warm.

How nice is it to have nice weather? Oh, too good. It's a game changer. Bloody great. Well, Andy, give us your birthday and I'll do your birthday banger. Yeah, I'm an author. I was born in 1983. Right, Andy. You us your birthday, and I'll do your birthday banger. Yeah, I'm an awful at dinner. It's like 1983.

Right, Andy. You're a Capricorn. You were 16 in 1999, and this was at the top. Banger. Offspring, pretty fly for a white guy. Are you into it, Andy? Yeah, I am. Yeah. Awesome. Offspring. That's for a white guy. Are you into it, Andy? Yeah, I am. Yeah.

Awesome. Offspring. That's a solid birthday bang up. That was huge for the Offspring. Derek from the Offspring, the singer, is weirdly like a scientist. Wait a second. Yeah. The Offspring, not a band?

The Offspring, yeah, yeah. Okay. Derek, the singer from the Offspring. Right. band? The Offspring, yeah, yeah Okay Derek, the singer from The Offspring Right, yeah, right Yeah, yeah Is he what? He's a scientist, I think he was doing a lot of work around COVID vaccines and things like that Really?

Weird, eh? Buzzy Okay, wait there, Andy, we're going to do Maria's birthday banger Hi, Maria Hi, Maria Hi No one solves a problem like you, my friend Give us your date of birth

The 4th of August, 1998 Hi. No one solves a problem like you, my friend. Give us your date of birth. The 4th of August, 1998. All right, that means you were 16, Maria, in 2014. And on your 16th birthday, this would have been number one. George Isra. What happened to George Ezra? I think I started doing those impressions of him and I put him out of business. He ruined his reputation.

He's also that good. What do you reckon, Maria? Yeah, I dig it. Can you believe... I haven't heard George Ezra in ages. No. Neither. I can't believe that's from 2014.

Yeah, it's not okay that that song is nine years old. Yeah. That is not okay. He had quite a few other hits, that song is nine years old. Yeah. That is not okay. He had quite a few other hits, didn't he? Did he? Yeah. I had,

I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun. Yeah, a couple of bangers. Good one, Maria. Let's do one more for Jason. Kia ora, Jason. Hello, Jason. Hey, guys. How are you?

Good, mate. Whereabouts in the country are you calling from? Just outside of Palmer North, heading to Wellington now. Oh, we love a bit of Palmer North on this show. Jason, my friend, what's your birthday? 28th of February, 1978. All right. I've done the math.

You were 16 in 1994. And, Jason, this is your birthday banger. Cut and move. Give it up, Jason. It's a banger. He's dancing. Jason, are you into it? Can I vote offspring?

Yeah. I knew that was coming. You can. And I'm voting Offspring. I'm going the Offspring. Pretty fly for a white guy. Jason and Andy, both winners today. You got your wish.

Well done, Andy. You're the winner of Birthday Banger. Awesome. This is a throwback. This is a great throwback. Brian Clint, it's your Birthday banger from 99 on ZM. ZM, Brian Clint, a true birthday banger for Andy from the offspring from the year 1999.

That's pretty fly for a white guy. I want to talk about Bill Gates, Microsoft founder, billionaire Bill Gates. One time richest man in the world. Yeah, for a long time. I feel like it pinballed back and forth between a few of them, but very, very wealthy man.

I want to talk about his kids. Oh, yeah. Because he's got three kids and all three kids are to his ex-wife. Because when did him and his ex-wife split? Melinda, not that long ago. I'm going to say 2020. Yeah, not that long ago. And then some weird

stuff went down. Yeah. Which no one talks about for some reason. Yeah, we all kind of all breeze past it. Yeah. They're like, not Bill Gates as well. Anyway, he's got three kids with Melinda and Yeah, we kind of all breezed past it. Yeah. They're like, ha-ha, not Bill Gates as well. Oh, no. Anyway, he's got three kids with Melinda and one of his children, I believe her name's Phoebe, is a big social media star.

Did you know that? No. Apparently quite big on the TikTok. Is she trying to get the Microsoft social media platform going? She's trying to get it started. Yeah, yeah. Bing, but for TikTok. Bing bong.

I'm back. Phoebe has a bunch of followers across a bunch of different platforms. I believe she's 21 and she pretty much documents her life on social media. She's very into fashion and she's jet setting off to New York Fashion Week. And then I believe she got an internship at British Vogue magazine. She's doing a lot of that kind of lavish living on her socials. And I think people love you know, love to watch that kind of thing.

Well, she can, can't she? She's from money, as they say. Well, it's interesting because this is what I want to talk about because the gates have been quite open about how they're not giving most of their wealth. They're not leaving most of their wealth to their children. Yeah, they're going to give it away. They're going to give it to the poor, as they say.

The kids are like, we're poor. Help me, we're poor. I have nothing. I'm so poor. But they've also been very vocal during the children's upbringing about how they didn't want their kids to grow up. Rich. Rich.

Yeah, right. Without an idea of what living in the real world is like. It's so hard to achieve when you are the richest man on earth. Nearly impossible because get this so growing up they made the three kids do chores split the household work

evenly between the three kids they would even be a stickler about how much screen time the kids would have and didn't allow the kids to have phones until they were 14. Yeah, that's healthy. They also grew up in a $131 million mansion.

Well, you might think that they've got it easy. Can you imagine how hard it is to do chores in a $130 million mansion? Mate, it's got seven bathrooms. Oh, no, sorry, 24 bathrooms, six kitchens. Melinda's like, you're on vacuuming this week. And you're like, no! Shotgun not doing the 24 toilets. Shotgun not.

You'd have to have a Dyson in every room. The battery would not make it around the house. They'd have like a whole softball team of bloody maids in there. Exactly. Wouldn't they? So how normal can their upbringing be? That's the thing. But it's so interesting to me, like, because she's documenting,

obviously she's getting this money from somewhere where she's catching. The daughter, Phoebe? Yeah. Yeah. So obviously the mum and dad give them money. You don't think that her social media is enough to generate... No, I don't believe so. If you're catching private jets...

True. I don't believe it's enough. But I could be wrong. I could be totally wrong. Bree and Clint. I saw one of these that comes out every few years. It's one of those things that says how much money you need to earn to be happy. This is depressing at the moment.

Yeah, because in the past we've done them and it's come in at like 70 grand. And they're like, anything you earn over 70 grand is superfluous. Any money beyond that is not going to make you more happy. That was before the cost of living crisis. Yeah, what is it now? Because surely it has changed. So they call it the satiation point,

above which money doesn't necessarily mean more happiness because you are satiated. That figure, according to this study, and remember it's just according to this study, for New Zealanders is $193,000. You're shitting me. Sorry to swear, but are you joking? $193,000?

Per year. That's how much. Is that per household or per person? Doesn't say. I'm going to assume per household. Even if it is per household, that's still... But then I don't think it is because it goes on to say that

that number is insane because 90%, 9-0 percent of New Zealanders earn less than $100,000. Yeah, of course they do. But we're not unhappy as people. That's where there's some debate about whether that number is actually real. There's a study done by Stats New Zealand. They do a well-being study. And they show that people with a household income of $150,000, so well

below that $190,000, were less likely to say that they were completely satisfied with their life. 15.6% of people said that compared to 18.1% of people who said they were completely satisfied who had an income of $30,000. I call absolute BS on those numbers, though, because there's nothing worse than financial pressure. There's nothing worse than not knowing where your next meal is coming from. Whether you can pay the power bill. Exactly.

And financial stress is some of the worst and most heavy stress, and I can't believe that number. Because I remember when we talk, because we talk about. It comes out every few years. It comes out every few years. And I remember when we've talked about this in the past, where it's been like 70 or 80, maybe one year, but 190 something. It's crazy.

But at the same time, you go, yes, shit is expensive. It is. But that's not an achievable number it's not no one's going to be able to get a pay rise enough to get themselves out of that situation um it says when your income is very low you're living in poverty like you said and you miss out on the basics of life as your income increases it improves the quality and the standard that you expect and then you get to the point where you're buying luxuries, which are nice but largely empty because they're not filling a need, they're filling a want.

They'll give you a dopamine hit at first and then it kind of wears off. I mean, still keen for them. You know what? I'd rather the dopamine hit though. Yeah. Anyway, if the survey that said you needed 193,000 to be happy is correct, they also reckon that move to Australia

you only need 188,000 to be happy. Oh, I mean, that's way more achievable. Why don't we all just move there? More depressing news for you this afternoon on the Bree and Clint show. That leaders debate is on tonight where you can pick the next Prime Minister.

Maybe they'll sort it out. Bree and Clint. I want to talk about this study that I found, that I have found really amusing. Because essentially it's a study where they've asked English people and Americans what animals they believe they could beat in a fight? Good question. Such a good question.

And then I feel like we can answer these questions as we go. I don't know what it's like for women, but as a man, I think about this. Do you? Semi-regularly. Do you think about it often? Yeah. And I don't think that a dog could take me down. Oh, mate, a dog would rip you to shreds.

I've always thought about that, and I'm like, well, just punch the dog in the head. Nah. Really? Oh, well, actually, depends what type of dog. Oh, I'm not talking about a German Shepherd. Oh, because a German Shepherd. I'm not talking about a police dog that is trained to hunt people. Mate, even if it's not a dog that's been trained,

there's many dogs that would own you. Okay, bad stuff. Pretend I didn't say it. Producers, you can weigh in on this. I'm just going to say the animal and I'll get the results of the British versus Americans and then we can all decide. Okay, cool. Okay, so the first one is a rat.

Oh, yeah. Most people, the Brits and the Americans, said that they could take down a rat. The reason I think I might lose to a rat is because I'd be scared of it. True. I'd be creeped out by it. Yeah, so you'd just surrender.

One of those ones where you're like, ah, ah, ah, it's on me, it's on me, it's on me. Yeah. Yeah, but if you have a big stick, you could just whack them. Yeah, okay. I think I'd win in the end, but it would mess me up before I got there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, suck it, rat. Okay. Next one, a house cat. Ah. Quite terrifying. If they Next one, a house cat. Oh. Quite terrifying. If they get that look in their eye. If it's one of those mangy ones, if it's a black cat,

those things are vicious. Americans, Americans, 70%. Sorry to label all black cats as vicious. White cats can be vicious too. Yeah, sorry, sorry. Yeah, we have this white cat in our neighbourhood. Same. I want to tackle it.

It's not a colour thing. Yeah, equality. I, we have this white cat in our neighbourhood. Same. I want to tackle it. It's not a colour thing. I apologise. Equality. 70% of Americans said they could take down a house cat. Yeah. And about 67% of the Brits said they could. Fair. Let's get into the dog.

The dog is on here. A medium-sized dog. A lot less said they could take one down. In terms of the Americans, 60, no, 55% said they could take down a medium-sized dog, whereas only 38% of the Brits said they could take out a medium-sized dog. Fair, yeah. Like, if you get a staffie and they're, like, coming for you.

But if you get a good kicking, you could go far. I mean, it just depends. I think it depends. Let's get into some of the bigger animals. Let's go with a crocodile. Oh, my God. No, zero. No.

Zero. Zero percent. Two percent of the Brits said that they could beat a crocodile in a fight. And those two% were drunk. 10% of the Americans said they could beat a crocodile. Don't watch too much Crocodile Hunter. Yeah. Yeah.

You would not have any chance whatsoever. How would you even? Yeah. What about a gorilla? Definitely not. Zero. Zero. Zero chance. Like at least with a crocodile, you have a chance of running.

No, you don't. They're so fast. I know, but you have more of a chance of running from a crocodile. With a crocodile, I could at least get up a tree. I'm not a good runner. Exactly. You know, gorilla, where do you go? There's nowhere to go. You can't beat a gorilla because a gorilla is just a human being,

just eight times stronger. And faster. Yeah. It has all the same physical attributes as you, except its arms are like a metre around. Well, 10% of Americans said that they could beat a gorilla in a fight. Shocking. The Brits, it was 2%.

Yep. Last one. Do you think you could beat a lion? Yes! Absolutely not. In a fight. Absolutely not. 10% of Americans said they could beat a lion in a fight.

They need to get the legal sorted, get the waivers sorted, and get those 10% of people and then film it. Go old school. This is the ultimate reality TV show. That's what they did at the Coliseum back in the day. Man versus beast. And you made the prize really good. That was literally what they did at the Coliseum.

They put all kinds of animals in there and then they just make them fight each other. If you're willing to fight an alligator, I will watch. I'd rather fight an alligator than a crocodile. Oh, same thing. I could definitely take an alligator.