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Well, hello everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint show.
G'day guys, happy Thursday.
God, who is ready for it to be Friday?
Right here.
Who's ready for it to be summer?
Can this weather make up its frickin' mind, please?
Yeah, I'm not impressed.
Not impressed.
Like Shania Twain said, I am not impressed.
What I do love is generic weather chat.
And you will hear all of that and more on today's show.
Today on the show, you'll also get the chance to win $500 with Celebrity Treasure Island at 5 o'clock.
We're going to talk to the most recently eliminated contestant from Celebrity Treasure Island at 5 o'clock. We're going to talk to the most recently eliminated contestant
from Celebrity Treasure Island at 5.30.
We're going to talk to our friend Brodie Kane at 4.45,
who's got a brand new book out today.
And we're going to squeeze in a round of Tradie vs. Lady as well.
We're going to do the Tradie vs. Lady right here, right now.
$50 cash up for grabs.
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We'll get you on.
We'll pop you on the radio.
You can go head to head.
You might win.
Bree and Clint.
Time for a round of tradie versus lady.
It's tradie versus lady.
Three, two, one, let's go.
Here we go.
The tradies and the ladies for Thursday.
The ladies on 82 wins for the year.
The tradies holding strong at 75.
Our lady's calling from Sunny Blenheim.
She's 32 years old and she has different coloured eyes,
just like a husky.
Welcome to the show, Abby.
Hi, Abby.
Hi.
What colours?
Blue and brown.
You have one blue eye, one brown eye.
Yeah, bluey green.
Well, we've all got one brown eye, don't we?
Yeah, Abby's got two and a green.
Whoa.
That's so cool.
Do you get a lot of compliments on it?
Yes.
Yeah, a lot of people notice that pretty quickly.
Sounds like Abby's sick of it, actually.
She's like Kate Boswood.
Yeah, yeah. Boswood from Blue Crush. You're Abby's sick of it actually. She's like Kate Boswood from
Blue Crush. You're taking on
our tradie today. They're from Christchurch.
They're 24 and he's going for his
restricted motorbike licence
next month. Welcome to the show Cameron.
Hi Cameron.
What is your ideal if money
was no, no, didn't
matter, what motorbike would you be getting?
That's a hard one.
I'd probably have like a cruiser and a sport bike.
But I mean, probably going to go for like a H2R.
Yeah, me too, I reckon, yeah.
What brand is that?
It's a Kawasaki.
Kawasaki.
Kawasaki.
Yeah, yeah.
And then what for a cruiser, Harley?
That's a hard one.
I haven't done much research on those ones.
Mate, I'm not actually getting the bike for you.
Just pick one.
Cam, your buzzer is tradie.
Abby, you're the lady.
The first of three correct answers is going home with 50 bucks cash.
Good luck, guys.
Here we go.
Question number one.
Name an actor who has played the role of Spider-Man in a major movie.
Yes, Cameron.
That is Andrew Garfield.
Andrew Garfield will do.
Nice.
We would have also accepted Tobey Maguire and Tom Holland.
Okay, one point to the tradies.
Question number two, true or false, butterflies taste food with their feet.
Tradie.
Lady.
Cameron got in first.
False. It's actually got in first. False.
It's actually true.
It's true.
Kinky old butterflies
doing some foot tasting.
No points there.
We move on to question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me
who sings this song.
I get over it if I'm lucky.
I only want to be with you.
Come on, Abby.
This should be in your wheelhouse.
There's a fish involved.
That was Hootie and the Blowfish, guys.
Hootie and the Blowfish.
No points there for anyone.
Question number four.
Where in the human body would you find the tibia?
Trudy.
Cameron.
In the lower leg. In the lower leg.
In the lower leg.
Well done.
That is correct.
In around the shinbone.
Question number five.
Two to the tradies.
You need this one, Abby, to stay in it.
What kind of cheese is used in the Italian dessert tiramisu?
That's a hard question.
Cameron, for the win.
No, I've lost it now.
Mascarpone is the cheese that is used in tiramisu.
And if you've made one, you would know that.
Is that cream cheese?
No.
No.
Okay.
It's similar, but different.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay, no points there. No. Okay. It's similar, but different. Okay. Yeah. All right.
Okay, no points there.
Question number six.
A Bichon Frise is a type of what?
Yes, Cameron. For the win again.
Dog.
Dog is correct.
He's got it.
That's a win for the tradies.
It was quite the battle, but Cameron, you've come out on top.
50 bucks cash.
We'll get it out to you.
So it is.
Now go towards the loins.
I was going to say.
Oh, nice.
Get yourself a slightly better helmet with that.
Bree and Clint.
You were saying before that people mispronounce your name sometimes.
Oh, on the phone.
No one ever understands the name.
I was like, Clint on the phone.
How do you mispronounce the name Clint?
Nah, if I'm calling up, like if I'm placing an order for fish and chips or something,
and they're always like, who's the order for?
And I'm like, Clint.
And I'll arrive and it'll either be under Quinn or it'll be under...
I mispronounce your name sometimes, but I take a letter out
or I just kind of merge one of the letters, you know, when I'm angry at you.
The L and the I into a U.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I get Quinn or I get Quint.
Quint's not even a name.
Quint.
Yeah.
There's a study that has been done where they've asked a bunch of people
and they've taken data from the internet to see what are the most mispronounced names in the world globally.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Globally.
English names or just names?
Well, let's go through the list.
There's a bit of everything on here.
I've got the top five most mispronounced names.
Can you pronounce them?
Globally, probably not.
Or maybe I can.
In number five, it's a Greek name,
and I believe it's pronounced Plato.
Oh, okay. How are people believe it's pronounced Plato. Oh, okay.
How are people pronouncing Plato?
Plato.
Oh, okay.
Who's naming their kid Plato?
It's a Greek name.
Yeah, I know, but it's like the Greek philosopher.
Plato.
Plato.
So that's number five.
Number four.
Personalised Plato.
Francisco.
Okay, yeah.
Francisco is number four. Most mispronounced names
globally. Sorry to nitpick. How do you mispronounce Francisco?
Francesco. Yeah, Francesco maybe.
Third place, and I have no idea how people
mispronounce this, Victoria. This list
is whack. Victoria. This list is whack.
Victoria.
Number second, I do understand this one,
spelt X-U-X-A.
How would you pronounce?
X-U-X-A.
Yeah.
How would you pronounce that?
No.
I'm not even going to try it.
Shusha.
Oh.
Shusha, I believe.
Shusha. Shusha. Okay. Shusha, I believe. Shusha.
Shusha.
Okay.
Yep.
And the number one, though, the number one.
The most mispronounced name in the whole world. In the whole world, spelt S-E-A-N, Sean.
Scene.
Scene.
Scene.
There's that actor, isn't there?
Scene Bean.
Scene Connery.
No, but there's Sean Bean,
whose name is pronounced S-E-A-N-B-E-A-N.
Scene Bean.
He has both pronunciations in his name.
Oh, no.
Is his name Sean Bean?
Is his name Scene Bean?
Or is his name Sean Bourne?
We'll never know.
We may never know.
We might never know.
We may never know.
I thought it'd be fun this afternoon to ask people,
is your name mispronounced all the time?
Like are you one of these people where your name is always mispronounced?
And if that's you, I want you to call us on 0800-DIALS-AT-EV
and here's what we're going to do.
We're going to play a game.
If your name is always mispronounced, the producers are going to put your name up in writing up on the
screen here and we're going to try and pronounce it properly without
being told. We're going to butcher it. Or we might get it right.
We might get it right. We might get it right. But ideally not. We want the hardest names
to pronounce that there are. We will do our best. We will do our best.
If you're keen, I'll wait $100 a day.
There's a lot of people keen.
There's a lot of people keen.
The phones are full.
Oh, get off the phone, Gemma.
I don't think we can
muck that one up.
Jan.
No.
Might be short for something.
Gemma.
Yeah.
Oh.
Gemiriquai, maybe.
Gemma Taylor.
Yeah.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint,
I believe it's pronounced
Taylor Swift and Bejeweled. Yes, Taylor. Taylor. Taylor. Yeah. Taylor. Yeah. Brie and Clint. Brie and Clint, I believe it's pronounced Taylor Swift and Bejeweled.
Yes, Taylor. Taylor.
Taylor. Yeah. Taylor.
Taylor. Taylor. Taylor.
Taylor. Taylor.
That was the confusion. My bad. Okay.
Thank you. We're talking about
mispronounced names. Is this
something that happens to you a lot?
The top five most mispronounced
names in the world has been
released. Apparently Sean
S-E-A-N. Yeah, not
S-H-A-W-N. That's nice
and phonetic, that one. Yeah, my
name gets mispronounced all the time because there is
two ways to say it.
Brianna Brianna? Brianna or Brianna.
Most common is
Brianna. What do you prefer?
Well, my name is Brianna right so I guess I'd
prefer that yeah right yeah fair enough I just call you Bri so let's try and pronounce some
names welcome to the show E-L-L-Y-S-A.
It's either Alyssa.
Yeah.
Or Alyssa.
Nah, not Alicia.
Oh.
Alicia.
Oh.
Alyssa, Alyssa.
I'm going to say.
Alyssa.
I'm going to say Alyssa.
Alyssa?
Alyssa.
I'll back you.
So it's Alyssa.
It's Alyssa shit.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
It was one or the other What did we say?
We said Elisa
And it's
Elisa
Elisa
So I get Elisa a lot
Yeah
Elisa or Alicia sometimes
Alicia
Alicia
Okay that's too far
No that's creative license
There's no H in there
Okay thanks Elisa
We appreciate it
Let's go to our next caller
R-H-I-A-N-N-A,
which surely is pretty straightforward.
We play her on the show all the time.
Nah, there's Rihanna.
Yeah.
And Rihanna.
Yeah.
And then there's Rihanna.
Rihanna.
Yeah.
I'm going to say R-H-I, so Rihanna.
Rihanna.
I'm going to say Rihanna.
Rihanna.
I'm going to go with Rihanna.
Okay.
Let's find out who is correct.
What is it?
No.
No.
It's Rihanna.
Rihanna.
Wait.
Rihanna.
Yeah.
Like Rihanna.
Yeah.
Like the bread.
Rihanna.
Yeah.
Buzzy.
Rihanna.
Okay.
I don't know if I've ever heard someone with the name Rihanna.
That's pretty good.
Is that a family name or did your parents just want to mess with people?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It makes my life really hard.
Yeah.
Do you correct people if they say Rihanna?
I've sort of just stopped, like, just gotten used to it, I suppose, like given up.
What about if people just call you Rhi or Rai?
Rai.
Not really, no.
Okay.
Well, like the song, Rihanna,
you might actually be the only girl in the world called Rihanna.
Oh, Nana, what's her name?
Rihanna.
Okay, good.
Just double checking.
Thank you very much.
We're none from two.
Let's go to Danielle, whose name's nice and easy to say.
But, Danielle, we're talking about your daughter's name. Is that correct? Yes, that's correct. Okay,
don't tell us what it is. Just tell us how you spell it. Okay, so you spell C-A-L-A-I-S-S.
C-A-L-A-I-S-S. Calais. Correct. Calais. Calais. Kaleis. Kaleis. Kaleis. No, it's not Kaleis.
Like Kaleis tans.
Yeah, no, not Kaleis.
Kaleis.
Kaleis.
Kaleis.
Kaleis.
Kaleis.
Kaleis.
Kaleis.
Kaleis.
Kaleis.
Kaleis.
I'm going to lock in Kaleis.
What are you going with?
I'm going to lock in Kaleis. Kale you going with? I'm going to lock in Khalees.
Khalees.
Danielle, how do we say your daughter's name?
Khalees.
Khalees.
I think we said that.
Was that one of the options that we said?
Yeah.
I think we did.
We didn't lock it in, but I think we said it.
I like the idea of the teacher at the front of the classroom just going,
Khalees, Khalees, Khalees.
One of these is right.
Khaleesi.
One of these is right.
Thanks, Danielle.
Very pretty.
Let's go to Z-H-A-N-A.
Hello.
Hi.
Hello.
Okay, let's see if we can get this right.
I feel like I can do this.
Zahana.
I'm going to say Zahana.
Zahana.
Zahana.
Zahana?
Zahana.
Zahana.
Oh, it could be Zahana.
Zahana.
Zahana.
Zahana.
Zahana.
Could be Zahana.
Okay, I'm going to go with Zahana. Zahana. Zahana. Zahana. Could be Zahana. Okay, I'm going to go with Zahana.
Zahana.
It feels nice coming off the tongue.
Z-H-A-N-A.
How do we say your name?
Zahana.
Zahana.
Come on.
Very nice name, Zahana.
Okay, one more.
I'm not keeping score, but I feel like we're doing quite well towards the end.
I think it's 50-50.
CYDLE is on the phone with us.
Hello, CYNDLE.
How are you?
Hi, I'm good, thanks.
How are you?
Very good.
Can I ask before we do this, is your name,
what are the origins of your name?
Where does it come from?
Star Wars.
Oh, okay.
Okay, well, neither of us are big Star Wars fans, so that's not going to help us.
Okay.
Sindel.
Sindel?
Nah, it wouldn't be Sindel from Star Wars.
It would be more like Seindel.
They've got Jar Jar Binks.
It can be anything.
Jabba.
Jabba the Hutt.
I'm going to say it's Sindel.
Sindel?
Sindel.
I'm going to say it's, oh, it could be C-3PO.
Sir. No one's
naming their kids C-3PO
unless it's Elon Musk. Sindel.
Sindel. Sindel's the obvious one.
I'm locking in Sindel. But you're locking in
Sindel. We're talking to people whose name
always gets mispronounced. Yeah, but that's quite
an unusual name. Yeah, I know, but surely when you look
at it, people would go Sindel, wouldn't they?
You'd think that.
Kindle.
It's not Kindle.
It's not Kindle?
Sindel. Lock it in.
Sindel. Okay, Sindel.
C-Y-N-D-L-E from Star Wars.
How do we say your name?
You're correct. It's Sindel.
No!
I knew it!
I could see how people would stuff it up, though.
Yeah.
Because it's not a name you see often.
How do people say it, Sindel?
Quite often it's Sindel.
Sindel.
Sindel.
They try and finesse it a little bit.
Okay, hey, thanks.
We appreciate it.
Thank you.
Thanks, Sindel.
Sindel.
Sindel.
Sindel.
Sindel if you're nasty.
Sindel if you're fancy.
Bree and Clint.
Time for the latest.
From iHeartRadio,
this is the latest.
Live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Dean, someone has gone on a podcast
and has thrown shade at a very big A-list celebrity.
Oh, huge A-list celebrity, Jason Momoa,
who we all love.
We all love, right?
Let me just set the scene.
Okay.
He's obviously shooting or has been shooting
the new Minecraft movie.
And this YouTuber named Yalkiri, I'm not really familiar with them,
but for some reason this YouTuber, Yalkiri, has a cameo in this movie, right?
So apparently they're on the set and they're doing the Minecraft movie
and this is what the YouTuber said.
Actually, we might have had a bit of an audio.
We do.
Apparently, Jason Momoa went off at a lot of the crew.
Check this out.
Have a listen to this.
Worst celebrity or streamer experience?
I would have to say Jason Momoa.
I just saw him mistreat some of the crew.
And it was pretty disappointing.
It was after a very intense scene.
And it was a very emotional scene.
So maybe he was still the character.
I don't know.
But I just was kind of surprised by how he treated some of the crew.
He was just angry, like really mad.
That was filmed here.
That's quite surprising, Dean.
Jason Momoa has been in New Zealand for about three years now
filming different projects, including that Minecraft movie.
He's basically an honorary New Zealander now.
He's at every single All Blacks match.
They invite him into the changing rooms.
You've got to take things with a pinch of salt, maybe.
I don't know.
Claudia, are you familiar with who this YouTuber is?
I saw you perked up when the name came up.
Yeah, her name's Valkyrae.
She does streaming and gaming and that kind of stuff.
Okay.
I don't see why she would lie about something,
like what she's going to get from that.
Yeah.
You know, like it's only going to cause her.
Yeah, she seems cool.
She seems like a normal person.
Does she?
Yeah.
Okay.
You know who's going to be gutted about this.
But I mean, also.
Hayley Sproul.
Yeah, I know.
But I mean, you know, everyone can have a bad day.
No one is perfect, right?
That's true too.
So you can't throw someone completely under the bus for one situation.
But maybe she saw it a couple of times where he wasn't treating people so well,
but not a great look.
Dean, who's the worst celebrity that you've encountered?
Oh!
Worst celebrity I've encountered?
Well, I think probably like Harrison Ford,
but he was in a bad mood and he didn't want to talk to me.
Oh, no!
He does have grumpy...
I love Harrison Ford.
He does have grumpy old man vibes, eh?
Now that he is a grumpy old man, he kind of has that air about him.
Yeah, he was at a red carpet.
He didn't want to be there.
He already got paid.
He didn't want to talk to little Aussie people.
He probably had a swollen prostate, you know?
That's what I hear happens.
That's the latest.
Live out of Los Angeles with Dean McCarthy,
who bears a striking resemblance to a young Harrison Ford, actually.
I was talking about Dean, not Harrison.
Yeah, yeah, true.
A bit of sad news.
End of an era, you might say.
The iconic global brand Tupperware
has officially filed for bankruptcy,
citing declining sales.
Tupperware's gone out of business.
Tupperware is going out of business.
Damn, I never even got to go to a Tupperware party.
Yeah, that was a big thing back in the 90s, 2000s, 80s.
I think 70s, 80s, 90s, yeah.
You know, Tupperware was first founded in the 1940s.
It would have been amazing back then.
Yeah.
People would be like, what is this?
A chemist named Earl S. Tupper in Massachusetts was the person who, I believe, created it.
Well, his name was Tupper?
Yeah.
Really?
His last name was Tupper.
Yeah. Wow. It's quite trendy now last name was Tupper. Yeah. Wow.
It's quite trendy now to buy vintage Tupperware off Trade Me.
And it's all the things that your mum...
It's going to become even more trendy. Yeah, your mum or your
grandma would have had when you were growing up.
Like the orange bowl with the
clear, kind of the
translucent lid. Yeah.
And those brown bowls with the brown wavy
lid on them.
Those kind of things.
There is some iconic Tupperware.
It's so iconic, that brand, that it became the product name.
Yeah.
Like you don't know it as anything else.
That's what it is.
It's Tupperware.
Yeah.
I mean, in more recent years, some people might say, oh, that's a Sistema.
Which is good for Sistema because that's a New Zealand brand.
Yeah.
So that's big.
Sistema will have helped to bring down the Tupperware company. They'll be happy with this news. Do you know what that's a Sistema. Which is good for Sistema because that's a New Zealand brand. Yeah. So that's big. Sistema will have helped to bring down the Tupperware company.
They'll be happy with this news.
Do you know what that's called when a brand name actually becomes the product name?
No.
It's so popular.
Yeah.
I think it's called like generalization or something.
It's when the product, yeah, the brand name becomes what people call the product.
Yeah, okay.
I thought we could go through a few of them because they do exist.
Yeah.
I want to kick it off with Claudia came up with a great one, Band-Aids.
That's the brand, not the actual product.
Do you need a Band-Aid?
Yeah.
Yeah, true.
Anyone else?
Can you think of anyone?
Anyone else?
Can you think of one?
I was thinking of iPads.
You know, if someone's using a tablet, you just go, oh, yeah, they're using an iPad.
On the iPad.
Yeah.
On the old iPad.
What about Chapstick?
Oh, is that a brand?
That's a brand.
What's the real name for it?
Lip stuff?
Lip balm?
Lip balm.
Lip balm.
Yeah, yeah, true.
I think lip balm might be a brand as well. Is it?
Maybe. We were saying sellotape before.
Yes, sellotape. Sharpie's
another good one. Is Uber one?
If you're getting a car, are you getting
an Uber? Yeah, that's
kind of become one for sure.
For sure. Google is one.
Google something. I'm going to Google it.
Nah, I feel like that's just what
you do because no one's using any other search engine at all.
You know?
But that's become a term where that's just what everyone knows
what you're talking about.
The action is now Googling something.
Yeah, when you just say, I'm going to Google it.
A jacuzzi?
Is that one?
Yeah.
That's a brand.
That's a brand of hot tub.
Yeah.
Buzzy.
I didn't know that.
Jacuzzi, yeah. Yeah, yeah, okay. Escalator. Is that one? That's a brand. That's a brand of hot tub. Yeah. Buzzy. I didn't know that. Jacuzzi, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, okay.
Escalator.
Is that one?
As a brand.
For the moving stairs?
Mm-hmm.
Escalator as a brand.
Escalator as a brand, I believe, yeah.
Buzzy.
I'm pretty sure.
Yeah.
Ping pong?
No.
I'm pretty sure ping pong is a brand.
Really?
Yeah, I think so.
I thought it was just the noise.
I mean, yeah, that too.
Yeah.
That too.
What else?
Producers, can you think of anyone?
I've got Vaseline.
Vaseline.
Petroleum jelly.
I'm going to use some Vaso.
Vaso.
It's way more gross when you use it by its actual name.
I don't want to use petroleum jelly, but I'll put some Vaseline on my lips.
Yeah, exactly.
Heck yeah.
What about Kling Rap? Or Glad Rap my lips. Yeah, exactly. Heck yeah. What about? Kling Rap.
Or Glad Rap.
Glad Rap.
Glad Rap.
Glad Rap is actually Kling Film.
Yeah.
Yeah, but the brand name is Glad Rap.
Velcro?
Nah.
What?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Post-its.
Oh, yeah.
Post-its.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's a brand.
Q-tips.
Yeah.
Q-tips is one.
Yeah. Well, I call them a cotton bud. Yeah.tips. Q-tips is one.
I call them a cotton bud.
Cotton tip. Oh, yeah, true.
But Q-tip, quite popular in America.
What about a thermos?
Oh, really?
A thermos.
That's a brand, not the product.
Buzzy.
Frisbee?
Is it?
Apparently.
Oh, I think it is, yeah.
Is it? Yeah, you're right. You're? Is it? Apparently. Oh, I think it is, yeah.
Is it?
Yeah, you're right.
You're right.
It would be.
This is probably one of my favourite ones.
A crock pot.
Sorry, just one second.
Imagine working for the Frisbee company.
Yeah, that'd be fun.
Epic.
We need to diversify.
Into what?
You know?
Other games.
How do you upgrade it as well?
Yeah, how do you? It's the same thing.
What's the non-branded name for a frisbee?
Exactly.
Flying disc.
Flying disc, yeah.
Flying disc.
Fun, I love to play with the flying disc.
Do you guys want to go outside and catch some flying discs?
Yeah, Crockpot.
Oh.
Slow cooker.
Good, good.
Crockpot is the brand.
Rice cooker?
No, that's just a thing.
Lordmower?
Someone just said handy towels.
Handy towels is a good one.
Yeah, that's a great one.
Clean X.
Clean X.
Clean X is a really good one.
What do South Islanders call doing the vacuuming?
Luxing.
Or hoovering.
Or hoovering.
Hoovering or luxing.
Yeah.
Luxing.
What else?
Dyson will be gutted today because Dyson.
Dysoning.
They're the go-to now.
No one says I'm going to Dyson the floors today.
Nah.
Oh, it might. It might get there. It might get there. It might get there. It might get there. It might get there. It might get there. It might get there. It might get there. It might get there. It might get there. It might get there. It might get there. It might get there. It might get there. It might get there. It might get there. It might get there. It might get Dyson the floors today. Nah. Like, oh, it might get there. It might get there.
In Australia, brand name that everyone calls the thing is an Esky.
That's the brand, not the actual thing.
Not the chili bun.
The chili bun.
Is that a brand?
Is chili bun a brand?
Oh, it might be.
Could be.
Could be now.
God, we used to have the coolest Chili Bins at this radio station I worked at.
And you could pull these things out of it and then you could ride it like a little motorbike.
Yeah, those are awesome.
That's so cool.
And you can fill them with beers.
Yeah.
Which was problematic because you're the electric driver.
Yeah, we short-circuited a lot of them.
Bree and Clint.
We had a huge list before.
Can we add some more to them?
Jazz has got one.
Hi, Jasmine.
Hi, Jazz.
Hi.
What is it, Jazz?
What is the brand name that has just become the thing?
Badgy Smugglers.
Oh, yeah.
Badgy Smugglers is a brand.
Badgy Smugglers.
Speedo.
People call them Speedos too.
Yeah, Speedos.
But that's a brand.
But that's a brand too
I don't actually know
What you would call them otherwise
I do
Dick Togs
Yeah
Yeah Dick Togs is their
DTs
DTs
That's their scientific name
But yeah that's a good one Jaz
Thank you we appreciate it
Mark's here
Hi Mark
Hi Mark
How you doing
G'day guys
We're good mate
What's the thing that is the word
Do you know what we mean
Jeb
Jeb Oh Jeb Is that the brand name's the thing that is the word? Do you know what we mean? Jib.
Jib.
Oh, jib.
Is that the brand name?
Is it, Mark? That is the brand.
It is plasterboard, but jib is synonymously used all over New Zealand.
You're kidding.
It's pretty much the only brand in existence other than a little bit of elephant board.
And in Australia, they call it jip rock, don't they?
That's also a brand name.
That's a brand, yeah.
What the hell?
Yeah.
So Drywall is the actual name.
That one's blown my mind, Mark.
So when we had that gym shortage during COVID,
we actually had a plasterboard shortage.
Yes, indeed.
Yeah.
Gym.
There you go.
Okay, learning something new every day.
Brand name, not the actual product.
Let's go to Jack on our $800.
Hi, Jack. Hi, Jack.
Hi, Jack.
Hi.
What is it?
Yeah, what's the thing?
BluTack.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
BluTack, because there is all different types,
but that is the brand name.
Yeah.
I've never heard anyone call it removable adhesive ever.
Removable adhesive.
It just doesn't have the same ring to it, does it?
Removable blue adhesive. That's one of the ones ring to it, does it? Removable blue adhesive.
That's one of the ones where
you've got to buy the Blu-Tack version.
Like, all the other ones.
Yellow-Tack's pretty good. Is it?
Yeah, it's not bad. Oh, is that made by YouWho?
It is, eh? Yeah, I think so. The YouWho
company? Yeah. Okay, thanks, Jack.
That's a good one, Jack. Someone said on the text
machine, Ugg Boots.
Ugg Boots is a fantastic one. Or now people have just shortened it to Uggs. Uggs, yeah. But that's a good one, Jack. Someone said on the text machine, Ugg boots. Ugg boots is a fantastic one.
Or now people have just shortened it to Uggs.
Uggs.
But that's a brand name.
Yeah, you could be wearing a pair of emus, but they're still Ugg boots, aren't they?
No one's wearing.
Oh, emus are pretty good.
Have you got them?
Slip-ons.
Do you have them?
Not the boots, no.
What do you have?
Well, I don't have a pair of Ugg boots either.
Oh, what do you have then?
I've got slip-on slippers, just the granddad slippers.
Yeah, what brand are they?
Ugg.
Exactly.
I love how you tried to weasel your way out of it.
Someone said jet ski.
Jet ski's a good one.
Jet ski's a great one.
Sucks for the Sea-Doo company, doesn't it?
They're like, oh, we're going to go Sea-Doing this weekend.
We're going to go what? Sea-Doing? Sea-Doo sounds, doesn't it? They're like, oh, we're going to go Sea-Doing this weekend. We're going to go what?
Sea-Doing? Sea-Doo sounds like what breeded in the ocean.
That's Sea-Doo-Doing. Sea-Doo-Doing.
Someone said Stubbies.
Is that? It's a brand.
Is it? Yeah, brand. For short
shorts? Yeah, for short shorts.
This one blew my mind. Did you know that
Seeing Eye Dog is a brand? Is it?
It's only a Seeing Eye Dog if it was trained by Seeing Eye of Morrison, New Jersey.
Really?
Otherwise, it's a guide dog.
Oh, okay.
Interesting, eh?
Someone said Panadol.
Yes, Panadol's a great one.
Or Nurofen.
Or Aspirin.
Or Aspirin.
Yeah.
Or.
Oh, is Aspirin one?
Yeah, I think it is.
Aspirin is one. Or X aspirin. Yeah. Or. Oh, is aspirin one? Yeah, I think it is. Aspirin is one.
Or Xanax.
Okay.
Or Avalium.
Avalium, yeah.
They're all brand names.
Rollerblades.
Yeah, Rollerblades.
Rollerblades is a company.
It's a brand of inline skates.
Yeah.
Windex.
What's Windex?
What?
What do you mean what's Windex?
What's Windex? Well, you can tell you, what's Windex? What's Windex?
Well, you can tell you don't do the cleaning of the windows in your house.
Oh, is it window cleaner?
Yeah, but everyone calls it Windex.
I use Mr. Muscle.
Oh, do you?
Okay.
Weed eaters.
You guys call them whippersnippers, but it's only a weed eater if it's made by Husqvarna.
I thought you guys called them weed whackers.
Weed whackers, weed eaters, petrol line trimmers.
Yeah. But it's only a weed eaterers, petrol line trimmers. Yeah.
But it's only a weed eater if it's made by Husqvarna.
Right, okay.
I wonder if, because in Australia, you're right,
we call them whippersnappers.
I wonder if that's a brand.
Possibly.
Might be a brand.
This one blew my mind too.
So those yellow electric guns that the police carry around,
what are those called?
Tasers.
That's a brand.
Is it?
It's only a taser if it's made by
Tazer International and Tazer
stands for Thomas A
Swift's Electric
Rifle. What the hell?
So to get tased is
a brand.
I got tased with Tazer. Yeah.
What else have they got?
God, there's so
many. Oh yeah, Biro.
That's a brand.
Yeah.
And people say, oh, can you get me a Biro?
Lazy Boy.
Lazy Boy's a great one.
That's a very good one.
Lazy Boy Company.
Yeah, the Lazy Boy Company.
Someone else said Listerine.
Oh, yeah.
That's not one.
No?
It's mouthwash, isn't it?
Yeah.
Do people say I'm going to...
Maybe, maybe.
I don't use Listerine.
Do you know what the name of that machine is
that drives around at the ice rink to shave the ice down?
Hold on.
I do know.
It's a weird word, but everybody that knows it calls it this thing,
but it's actually the brand.
Is it like abominable or...
Zamboni.
Zamboni, that's right. Is that a brand? Yeah, yeah. Named after the guy abominable or... Zamboni. Zamboni.
That's right.
Is that a brand?
Yeah, yeah.
Named after the guy who invented it, Frank Zamboni.
It's a great name.
Oh, this one, Ranch Slider.
Is that one?
That's what someone has text through.
That must be.
It might be a brand.
Well, I found that interesting.
We've just learned a whole lot.
I found that very interesting.
Me too.
Bree and Clint. Once upon a time, there found that interesting. We've just learned a whole lot. I found that very interesting. Me too. Bree and Clint.
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic.
Not really.
But picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do.
Bree and Clint's What's the Plot.
The jackpot is getting up there, isn't it?
It's not bad.
It's not bad.
Slowly but surely.
And here to take you on, we've got Maya.
Hi, Maya.
Hi, Maya.
Hey, guys.
Are you going to be the person to steal this money out from under Bree's nose this afternoon?
Do you feel?
I'm going to try.
Yeah.
Maya, you get away from my undercarriage.
Under your nose, Bree.
Oh.
Okay.
I thought you said undercarriage. We don't store the money in your undercarriage.
We'd never find it again.
That's where I put it for a night out.
Maya.
All the bartenders you've ever paid cash, you're like, ugh.
Maya, how this is going to work is I'm going to start reading plot lines to movies.
If you think you know what it is, you buzz in with your name.
You go, Maya.
And if you get it right, you get a point.
And the first person to get two movies correct, they're going to win this game.
And if it's you today, we'll transfer you $350 cash.
Best of luck, Maya.
Today, for a bit of fun,
these are all movies where the title of the film
is also the name of the lead character.
Oh, shit.
Ooh, okay.
That's a big hint.
Okay.
I'm already thinking of a few.
Movie number one.
Okay.
Do you want to have a blind guess at the first one?
For no points.
For no points.
For no points.
Do you want to have a guess at what the first one is?
I can always write it off.
Okay.
What was the first one that came in?
You had first go, Maya.
First thing that comes to my head is Troy.
Troy is incorrect.
Oh, good one.
First movie that came to mind.
And I can tell you, Troy is not in the list today.
Okay, first movie that came to mind for me was Forrest Gump.
Forrest Gump.
Also incorrect.
Okay.
Okay, now we can play.
Movie number one.
Good luck, everybody.
A gifted child is forced to put up with crude, distant parents.
Worse, the evil principal at their school.
Brie.
Brie.
Matilda.
Matilda.
Oh, the trunchbull.
I thought you might get that one from The Blind Guest.
I didn't think of that one.
It's a good one though.
Maya, you're still in this, okay?
You can still take it out.
Come on, Maya.
Movie number two.
In small town Idaho, an awkward teen has trouble fitting in.
After his grandmother is injured in an accident,
his life is made even worse when his strangely nostalgic uncle shows up
to keep an eye on him.
With no safe haven at home
or at school, he befriends
the new kid who speaks
very little English.
Together, the two launch a
campaign. Oh, Brie? Brie.
Meet Joe Black? Meet Joe Black
is incorrect. Do you want a
free guess, Maya?
I have no idea.
Neither do I, to be honest. Keep going.
Napoleon Dynamite.
Oh, that one has tripped me up before.
Stupid llama.
Movie number three.
One Point to Bree.
What movie do I want to do?
Okay, this is a good one.
Our hero is a woman in a tight spot following a car accident
in which she is not at fault.
She pleads with her attorney to hire her at his law firm.
Brie.
Erin Brockovich.
Erin Brockovich is correct.
Damn.
Wasn't meant to be today, Maya,
but we do have 50 KFC chicken dollars as a consolation prize for you.
Okay, that's all right.
Thanks for playing, Maya.
Call back in
and try again anytime.
Sorry, mate.
Other movies on the list
included Forrest Gump.
What else?
I had to avoid it.
Honey.
Oh, that would have
been a tough one.
Johnny English.
I don't know if I would
have got that either.
Jerry Maguire. Oh, I would have got that either. Jerry Maguire.
Oh, I would have got that one.
Yeah.
Bree and Clint.
She's a very good friend and sometimes fill-in host of The Bree and Clint Show,
and now she's a published author, an officially fully published author.
Please welcome to the show Brodie Kane.
Bucky, bucky.
Come on, it's a bucky, bucky.
Thank you.
Brodie Kane.
I thought we have to talk really kind of posh now that you're an author.
Oh, we do now.
That's how we operate.
That's how we operate.
We're eating a cheese board at the moment.
Yes, we are.
She's in a full body suit.
I actually am.
And I can actually say, though, that remind yourself for when it becomes your turn, Bree,
perhaps don't because you need to stay hydrated and you know how fun it is to get out of a jumpsuit.
Yeah.
It's so confronting in the toilet.
It's like a public toilet when you fully-
Or to do wheeze.
Yeah.
Because your whole carcass is just before you every time you need to wheeze.
You're doing nude wheeze.
The only time I ever do nude wheeze is if I,
it sounds like when I get out of the shower,
but I actually just do it in the shower.
So I'll just stop lying.
Hey, it's not about shower wheeze.
It's about your brand new book,
Woman Uninterrupted, which is out now.
Congratulations.
Thank you very much.
Yeah, not shower wheeze.
Something else in the shower.
Definitely something else in the shower.
Straight into it.
Like first thing in the book.
What happened in the shower?
I was in Paris on a job of a lifetime
and I was constipated for a couple of days.
Oh, no. And the French laxatives work a lifetime, and I was constipated for a couple of days. Oh, no.
And the French laxatives work a treat, don't they?
But not when you're on the toilet,
when you're in the shower.
When you're nice and relaxed with hot water around you,
it just sometimes happens.
Look, look, look, this is...
And then you FaceTimed your mother to make her look at it.
Okay, that's actually fake news. It's not, it's noted your mother to make her look at it. Okay, that's actually fake news.
It's not.
I did not make her look at it.
I read it.
It's in there.
Parody cane.
I FaceTimed her just because I needed...
I was in the room by myself.
You're like, who am I going to tell about this
until I write a book and tell everyone?
Mum.
Of course.
Mum, we, when we were growing up,
never had these conversations.
We never were able to talk as women about any of this kind of stuff.
So I'm sort of like reliving that through you women talking about it.
And she's really stoked about that.
Oh, that's awesome.
I like that.
That's why she listens.
And you're big on that too.
You're big on a problem shared is a problem hard for everybody, really, isn't it?
By you talking about certain things in that book that up until recently have been quite taboo, it brings it out into the sunlight a bit,
doesn't it? Well, I think what we focus on far too much is the end product or what the end of
success looks like or what you see online or in people's lives. And so part of the motivation of
writing the book and I guess talking all the bloody time like I do
is to remind people that of all these steps
and all these processes that we all actually go through
to get to those spots so that they feel seen and heard.
So that if you've got hemorrhoids,
I'll talk about it on the podcast
and you won't feel so alone with your hemorrhoids, you know?
I like that.
I like it.
But it is meaningful to people.
None of us here on microphones are saving people's lives, right?
But what we hope to do and what we should do with this platform
and with these microphones is give people that feeling
that they belong somewhere.
And so I have the privilege to do that.
So I feel like it's my responsibility to do that,
hemorrhoids and all. Yeah, I love that. And I love that about you. You're just such a warm,
open book, so to speak. Writing a book, not easy. You know this, sis. It's very, very difficult.
Was there any point where you just thought, God, I don't know if I'm going to be able to get to
the end of this? There were times where I just wanted to do the thing that you do
when you're about six and you're like,
I don't want to do this anymore.
And there were full-blown tears and just days of agony of like,
why have I committed to do this when I've got so many other things on?
Absolutely.
Was it awkward for you as it was for me?
Because you and I both have been working with the same audio book guy,
Rhys, and I was reading out all of my dirty laundry
and this one single man out in this booth was having to listen to me.
Like, were you aware of that when you were reading out certain parts?
Well, particularly because chapter one is about shitting in a shower
and bleeding out at the same time.
And surprise tampons.
Yeah, surprise tampons and everything.
Sorry, fellas, if that offends you.
But, like, that first day he said, oh, look, I'll just let you know
that a recent book that I did was XYZ, I've Heard It All.
I was like, oh, okay, cool.
He said that.
So he does that all the time.
God, he's good at his job, eh?
He was like, I was there for the live taping of Fifty Shades of Grey.
You cannot shock me. It's going's good at his job, eh? Isn't he? He was like, I was there for the live taping of Fifty Shades of Grey. You cannot shock me.
It's going to be a smash hit, Brodie.
We're so excited to read the whole book, to see it out on shelves.
It's going to make an excellent Christmas present.
Congratulations on finally getting it out there.
Thank you very much.
And yeah, it is just a little tip of the hat to all the women out there
who need to just remind themselves that they need to be unashamedly them.
Well done, mate. Well done, mate.
And celebrate.
Well done, mate.
I'm so proud of you and I'm so excited for people to read it.
Thank you, team.
And thank you for all your support always.
Our pleasure.
Brodie Kane, Woman Uninterrupted is out now.
Go and get it.
Bree and Clint.
It's time to bring this back, I think.
What's your gadget?
Tell me what's your gadget.
What's your gadget?
What's your gadget?
Tell me what's your gadget. What's your gadget? Tell me what's your gadget.
What's your gadget?
Tell me what's your gadget.
That's right, What's Your Gadget, where we discuss amazing gadgets.
In the past, it's been great gadgets that we have.
We've been bragging about the gadget that we have purchased,
and it has been as good as we expected.
This time, though, we're lusting after different gadgets.
You know, things that you see, and you're like,
if I had that, my life would be easier.
My life would be better.
My life would be filled with more joy.
At the moment, I've been looking at, have you seen those?
This is not one that I'm going to get.
It's not actually the one that I want. But have you seen those ste this is not one that I'm going to get. It's not actually the one that I want.
But have you seen those steaming
wardrobes that you can get? And it's like
an entire wardrobe and you put your outfit in it
and then it steams it and then the whole thing
comes out. They're for really rich people though.
And you have to have a whole room to be able
to put it in. So it's not that.
They're like millionaire, billionaire
rich. My actual gadget is just a robot
vacuum cleaner. But have you
seen how expensive robot vacuum cleaners
are? Nah, mate. I bought mine on sale.
I bought the last year's
model and when they bring out the
new model, the last year's model goes on
sale. I want one of those robot vacuums
that vacuums your house but then it also
mops your floors as well. I've got that.
Have you? Yeah.
You've got the gadget that I want. Yeah.
Okay, then you can tell me.
I have been raving about it for years.
Ours is called Susie.
Susie Robo Rock.
I think she's an S6 Pure maybe.
I don't know.
Anyway, she vacuums, she mops.
She's everything you want.
Have you got carpet?
We've got rugs.
Yeah.
And she changes from rug to carpet. And is it as good as? She's a rug want. Have you got carpet? We've got rugs. Yeah.
And she changes from rug to carpet.
And is it as good as... She's a rug muncher.
She's a carpet muncher.
She's a floor muncher.
She does it all.
Okay.
Well, that's mine.
I'm telling you.
Robot vacuum cleaner.
You will not regret it.
Okay.
What's the gadget you're lusting after?
Oh, God, guys.
Gear up.
Because once I tell you about this, everyone's going to want it.
But let me just say I wanted it first.
But you guys can all get one if you want to.
But if you get it before me, can I use it?
Have you guys seen The Ninja?
Oh, yes.
There's two.
There's actually two items I want from The Ninja Company.
God, they're putting out some good stuff.
The first one I want is the Ninja Creamy.
Makes ice cream, eh?
You put anything in there, well, you freeze it,
and then you put it in the creamy, turns it into yogurt,
turns it into ice cream, turns it into whatever.
Amazing.
Frozen yogurt.
I want it bad.
Yeah, frozen yogurt.
The second one, and I feel like maybe I'm just behind on this,
but the Ninja Company as well has just brought out a slushie machine.
Yeah.
You pour a liquid.
Like Coke.
Mountain Dew, 7-Up, whatever you want.
You pour it into it.
You come back however long later, and it's turned it into a slushie.
Yeah.
And all I want to do is do that that but also put alcohol in there as well.
Oh, Ninja.
Yeah.
You guys have, yep.
Yeah, what happened with the Ninja Company?
Oh, they're just bringing out heaps of good stuff.
Yeah.
We want to know this afternoon.
I don't have those so I don't know if they're good but they look good.
Yeah, if someone's got them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you've got either the Ninja Creamy or I believe it's called the Ninja Slushy. Can you
tell me if it's good or not? Because I really
want it. And also, can you tell us what your
gadget is? Yeah, what's your gadget? What's the thing
that you want so bad that you think
will be great and will fix your life?
What's your gadget? Tell me
what's your gadget?
Someone's already texted, I got the Ninja Creamy
for my birthday and it does not disappoint.
I need it. I need it.
I want it.
Oh, for summer?
Oh, you want it for summer.
People texting in about those Karcher steam cleaners that the influencers have got.
They look fun.
What's your gadget that's on your list?
You don't have it, but you think if you had it, life would be better.
Bree and Clint.
What's your gadget?
What's your gadget?
Tell me what's your gadget.
What's your gadget? Tell me what's your gadget. What's your gadget?
Tell me what's your gadget.
What's your gadget?
What's your gadget?
Tell me what's your gadget.
The gadget you wish you had or you wish you had money for
or you reckon it's good.
Is it good?
Can you guys tell us?
Do you have that gadget?
God, people are texting through because I want the Ninja Slushie or Ninja Creamy so bad.
There's only good things on the text machine, people are saying.
Someone texted and said if you go on the Ninja US website, you can see what is about to come out from Ninja.
They've got a thing called the Ninja Thirsty coming, which makes your own personal fizzy drinks.
But instead of having to make a whole bottle like SodaStream,
it just makes you one glass
of what you feel like. I want that too.
So you pick the flavour you go, I feel like some
lemonade, and it will make you one glass
of lemonade. I want a full team of ninjas
sitting on my bench.
That is so clever.
So yeah, what's the gadget? That one sounds
good. Someone texted in and said, this gadget doesn't exist,
but I'd love a gadget that folds my washing for me.
Oh, no.
I don't mind the folding
because I get to sit and watch my TV shows.
Yeah.
Like that's my trait.
Yeah.
My partner lets me watch the TV
when I'm folding the washing.
Sure.
But I hate putting it away.
Oh, that's the bit.
That's the bit I hate.
I don't like hanging it out.
That's the bit that I hate.
I don't mind hanging it out.
Someone else texted me and said,
what's your gadget that you really want?
They said, I actually just got mine.
It's a Dyson Supersonic Neural Hair Dryer.
That sounds nice.
I absolutely love it.
It was worth every spendy penny.
God, that sounds so nice.
Doesn't it?
Sounds real nice.
I have a Ninja Creamy and Smoothie.
Brilliant.
I need, need, need, need a robotic lawnmower.
Yeah, they look cool.
Someone else said we have an ice maker machine that sits on our benchtop.
Have you seen the ice makers that make really cool ice cubes?
No.
Like little round, like spheres?
Okay.
They are cool.
Louisa has called in.
Hi, Louisa.
Hi, Louisa. What's your gadget that you're hanging out for? What do you cool. Louisa has called in. Hi, Louisa. Hi, Louisa.
What's your gadget that you're hanging out for?
What do you need, Louisa?
I really, really want to get a microchip cat food bowl feeder thing.
I literally was Googling these yesterday, Louisa.
Why do you need a microchip cat food bowl?
Well, I have a cat that has IBS,
and he has very expensive prescription cat food bowl. Well, I have a cat that has IBS and he has a very expensive prescription cat food.
Aww.
But I have five other cats that try to help themselves to his very expensive cat food.
Cats get IBS?
I always forget, Louisa.
He's my expensive cat.
Being a dog owner, I forget that when you own cats, you just leave the food out. Yeah.
Like, dogs do not have the self-control that cats
have. So you're talking about a bowl that will
recognise your cat's microchip and then open
the lid just for the cat with IBS?
Just for the cat, and it has
a special part at the back so
that other cats can't dive in when
he goes in. Oh my god.
I literally was googling a dog one, Louisa,
where you can control it from your phone.
So say you're at work and it's got a little camera on the front of it
and you can open it up.
Say he comes over to it.
You see it's him.
You release the food.
Yeah.
And then when it's not him, you just don't.
That'd be so annoying.
The dog would be there all the time asking for food.
You're seeing notifications all day and it's just your dog.
Yeah, true.
Okay, I reckon that's a good investment, Louisa.
You should do that.
Someone said, I want a remote-controlled trundler
to carry my golf clubs around the golf course.
I've seen those.
They drive themselves.
That sounds fun.
Someone else said an IPL machine.
You really don't.
The Indian Premier League Cricket Competition. The IPL machine. You really don't. The Indian Premier League cricket competition.
The IPL machines hurt.
What is it?
It's like you zap your hairs.
Oh, like a home laser machine.
Kind of like an epilator.
But like, yeah, it hurts.
I want a puck sucker from Breville.
What's that?
For their coffee machines.
What's a puck sucker?
Oh, so it takes your used coffee puck out of your coffee handle after you've made it
so you don't have to bang it on the thing.
I love it.
A puck sucker.
I love that it's called a puck sucker.
Yeah.
We're getting a lot of messages for the Thermomix.
People saying, I really want a Thermomix or I just got a Thermomix and they live up to the hype.
They do.
Yeah, I wish I could afford one.
They aren't cheap though.
Thermomix. Yeah, how much are they?
I don't know. Three grand.
They make frozen daiquiris though. Hold on.
Let me Google it. Thermomix.
I always
look and I always try and see
if I can afford it and I never can.
You look on Trade Me. Price.
$2,700 on the New Zealand website.
Oh, that's way cheaper than what you thought.
I'll buy two.
Yeah.
All right, birthday banger time.
Number one song's when you turn 16.
We're going to do three and pick our favourite one.
Sam's going to do Mum's Birthday Banger.
Hi, Sam.
Hi, Sam.
Hi.
How old are you, Sam?
18.
18.
So have you done yours before?
Yeah, I did mine.
And Mum once said my birthday song
would be so cool,
it would definitely win.
Okay.
All right, so your mum's backing hers in
for the win.
What is her birthday? 7th of December
1976. Alright, that means, Sam, your mum was
16 in 1992 and here's her birthday banger.
And I
will always love you.
Your mum's not wrong.
What a belter.
What do you reckon, Sam?
Definitely good.
Mum's like, yeah, it's totally going to win.
Yeah, it's won before.
It has won before multiple times.
Okay, wait there.
We're going to Alex for a birthday banger.
Hi, Alex.
Hi, Alex.
Hello.
It's going to be hard to beat, Alex.
Yeah, it could be.
You can do it, though, Alex.
We have the faith.
What is your birthday?
23rd of August, 1983.
Right, that means you were 16 in 1999.
And back in the late 90s, this went to the top. tune
five if you're getting down you know what i'm saying alex
yeah it's so good i'm a fan it's so good it's a great throwback
okay wait there there's a strong contender as well. We're going to go and do Sharni's birthday banger.
Hi, Sharni.
Hi, Sharni.
Hi.
Hi.
You reckon you can beat both those, Sharni?
Oh, maybe.
We'll have to find out.
We've got to figure this out together.
What is your date of birth?
21st of September, 1991.
Oh, happy birthday in a few days, Sharni.
Thanks.
You were 16, though, in 2007, and we've done the calculations.
Here's yours.
Another banger.
That's the banger.
From JT and 50 Cent, AO Technology.
I like this part.
Do you like it, Shani?
Love it.
Love it.
Okay, wait there.
Three really good songs today, no duds.
Yeah, no duds today.
Do we have to vote?
If it comes up, do we have to vote for that Whitney Houston song?
I know our show's kind of built on it, but...
I mean, Birthday Banger is kind of built around it.
We're kind of built around that song.
Yeah, yeah.
You, mate,
the whole point of Birthday Banger
is you vote for whatever you want.
And it changes every day.
And it can change.
I would vote for different songs
on different days
and different moods.
I'm going to vote for that five song today.
I'm voting for Whitney.
We're going to split it.
Split it down the middle.
Call us Moses.
Who would you like the split vote to go to today?
I reckon I'm feeling Ella.
Ella's my gal.
You would say that.
You're in the naughty box, Claudia.
If you listen to our podcast, you'd know.
Yeah, you're in the naughty corner.
Ella?
I'll come straight out with it.
Five can go in the bin.
I'm absolutely going for Whitney Houston.
I will always love you.
I knew you were, Miguel.
Sam, a resounding victory in the end for your mum.
What's your mum's name?
Katrina.
All it's done is made her ego grow.
It's made her ego grow?
Katrina was...
She was spot on the money.
Mum's always right.
Here you go.
From the year 1992.
The winner of Birthday Bang is Whitney Houston on ZM.
I'll only be in your way
So I'll go
But I know I'll always love you
Will always love you
You You, my darling you
Bittersweet memories
That is all I'm taking with me.
So goodbye, please don't cry.
We both know I'm not what you need. You need And I
Will always love you
I
Will always love you. free and clint
you can't deny it.
I mean, it's no five.
Not even going to comment back.
That is the winner of Birthday Banger today from Whitney Houston.
Someone just texted her and said,
F you guys, I have urgent errands to do,
but can't get out of the car until Whitney is done singing.
It is one of the greatest songs of all time.
I was being facetious with the five thing.
It just makes me, I've listened to that song like pretty much
nearly every really hard period in my life
and every time I listen to it just makes me feel like some amazing emotion.
And that's why I love music so much.
We kind of reflect on the show, the Brianne Clint show,
whenever we play that song because it was so kind of seminal,
informative for our show.
And I think if we went away tomorrow,
like if we stopped working here at ZM tomorrow,
that part of the legacy of this show might be that songs like that now get played on ZM.
Because when we first started working here,
there's a video of it, Ross, storming into the studio,
trying to kick us out, trying to get the song off the radio.
And it was genuine.
A lot of it was real, trying to get that song off.
Genuinely trying to get it off the radio, yeah.
And now we played Whitney Houston today.
We might play Freddie Mercury and Queen tomorrow.
And it's this realisation that,
oh, actually, it doesn't have to be released
in the last four years for it to be a good song.
Yeah, you know, there's amazing songs that everyone loves
and it takes you back to a time.
So that's what Birthday Bang is all about.
It takes you back to a time in your life
that's not right now.
And that's what's so cool about it.
Yeah, you're welcome, Ross.
Hey, Ross, if you're listening, we were right.
We accept your apology.
We accept your apology.
Celebrity Treasure Island, spoiler alert.
Last night, Tamati Coffey was eliminated from Celebrity Treasure Island,
making him the first television weatherman not to win the show.
Please welcome to the show, Tamati Goffey.
Hello, Tamati.
Kia ora, kia ora, kia ora.
We've just heard from Little Birdie it's actually your birthday today.
What a crappy present.
What a shitty present it is.
I know, I'm trying to be positive, but I've been sitting in the spa pool still bleeding
from all of the backstabbing that went on in Celebrity Treasure Island.
I'm always interested to know, mate, when you're watching it back,
that's the first time you're seeing other contestants' interviews
and what they're kind of saying behind your guys' backs.
Was there anything that really shocked you that someone else said?
The fact that they actually threw the game.
Like Christian Cullen threw the game.
Like this guy who's supposed to have these,
you know, he's supposed to be at the top of his league
in terms of his mentality and his stamina,
but also his integrity as well.
He's through the game.
I still can't believe it.
I'm reeling.
Suzanne and I have set up a support group
just on the side.
It's just her and I,
but we're very welcoming and inclusive.
Sounds like you're coping with it well, Tamati.
Yeah, I've opened my second bottle of bubbles for my birthday today,
so I'm feeling ready to go.
We joke, but I think you are the first weatherman to not win the show.
Of course, Sam Wallace won, Matty McLean won.
Are you really hoping Mike Poru goes on the next season of the show
and gets out even earlier than you, gets out first?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's exactly what I want.
That's exactly what I want.
Him or Dan Corbett?
You know what?
They can all lose as far as I'm concerned.
I'm off the show.
I've got no integrity to anybody anymore.
You were on there with your fellow Labour Party member,
Carmel Sepuloni.
Did you have any idea that either of you would be on the show before you appeared there?
No, no idea whatsoever.
The first time I saw her was when we walked out for the first challenge and I realised
that she was there and I thought, of course it's going to be her.
And in that second, I just thought, oh, cool.
Okay, well, we're both strategists.
You bring yours, Carmel, I'll bring hers.
And from watching the show back, actually, that was pretty much her strategy too. Get Thomas here.
Get Thomas here. On my side,
my strategy was get Carmel out.
Get Carmel out. The sooner you can do it, the better
everything's going to be. Unfortunately,
we didn't get that chance. Does it speak
to a wider rift in the Labour Party
do you think?
Is that what's going on? The MPs within the party
can't trust each other and there is backstabbing
going on within the caucus.
You know, I actually really, I regret,
that's my one regret is that I didn't actually try
and side hustle or catch up with her
because I reckon we could have made a little deal.
And actually I was a bit slow to the game.
I think I was too trustworthy.
But she's off the Christmas list anyway.
Yeah, I honestly feel like you missed an opportunity,
the both of you,
because think about it.
Imagine in Parliament
if you could send over
one of your people
to the other side,
the other party,
and they could do work
from the inside on that team.
That could have been you guys
on Treasure Island,
but you seem to just
turn on each other
straight away.
Well, hey,
I think that actually
for all of the talk
that there was
about the politicking
and the suspicion
for politicians, I was the least scheming Mc all of the talk that there was about the politicking and the suspicion for politicians,
I was the least scheming McScheme-y person there.
I think Parliament could take a lot from Treasure Island.
I like the idea of one MP being eliminated each week.
Yeah, that's cool.
I like that idea.
I mean, the Green Party are trying to do that at the moment.
It's not going particularly well for them.
Yes.
But, you know, I feel like this could be something that could work well. Feed them
all rice and beans. I don't know how Chris
Luxon would like that because he loves
his caviar and lobster.
Doesn't he? It's the answer to the
cost of living crisis, rice and beans.
Honestly, that was one
of my reflections about what I loved about
it. It was all of that wild, open
cabin, hut life. It was the rice
and beans. It was hanging out with weird family members during Christmas holiday beach games,
that kind of vibe.
That's what it felt like to me.
It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
And before you go, Tamati, I need to ask you,
because I know people will be wanting to know this,
the biggest scandal to do with your story on the show, mate,
did you cheat or did you not?
Because there was camera footage.
There was a lot of discussion about it.
You argued your innocence till the end.
But can you come clean now?
Do you think you cheated, yes or no?
I'm not coming clean on anything, everybody.
I'm going to take it to the grave with me, what happened that day.
No one will ever know.
Spoken like a true cheater.
And you can't fault him.
He's held his line.
He's held his line. He's not coming off it for anything.
He had a great showing. He's a great man.
And it's his birthday today. That's Tamati
Coffey. Thanks, bro. Thanks, mate.
Thanks.
That is the end of the Brian Clint
show. We need to go because Brian and I are very
cultured, very high society people who are going to a book launch this evening.
Very mindful, very demure.
We're going for the free booze.
And food.
There'll be food, right?
Oh, I bloody hope so.
I hope so.
I think they have to serve food if they're serving booze.
Oh, is that a rule?
Yeah, I think so.
I like that rule.
See, we are classy.
It's Brodie Kane's book.
She was on the show with us today. Her new book is out today. If you missed that, chat think so. I like that rule. See, we are classy. It's Brodie Kane's book. She was on the show with us today.
Her new book is out today.
If you missed that, chat was good.
You can find her on our podcast.
That comes out very shortly.
But other than that, I mean, anything else we need to do before we get out of here?
Anything else you need to say?
What's the best book you've ever read?
Short list of books.
The Andre Agassi biography.
Interesting.
It's called Open.
What's the best book you've ever read?
Well, I've only read one book,
To Kill a Mockingbird in high school.
Is it the best book you've ever read?
It has to be.
It's the only one.
What about your own book?
Oh, yeah, that doesn't count, though.
Yeah, right.
But you've read it, though, right?
Yeah, I read it.
Yeah, phew.
Because I recorded the audio book. It's the only reason. Have a great night, everybody. Yeah, right. But you've read it, though, right? Yeah, I read it. Yeah, phew. Because I recorded the audiobook.
That's the only reason.
Have a great night, everybody.
We'll see you tomorrow.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
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