ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 19th September 2025

Episode Date: September 19, 2025

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Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the Brie and Clint show on a Friday. Let's bloody go. Friday vibes on the way. Feels good around the place. It's a beautiful day where we are, which definitely adds to it. Hopefully you're getting that too. Don't read that story about the atmospheric river on its way to the country for the first week of the school holidays.

Don't read it. We don't want to know about it. Don't read it. Weather's not real if you don't believe in it. It won't happen. Don't even worry about it. So vibes on. Big show on the way.

We're doing a Fridayokey this week and we're going to do a casher track. Remember Kasha? Of course. How could we forget Keshah? She's coming to New Zealand to play Electric Avenue, which sold out this week. So we're going to do a Kasha banger at 5 o'clock this afternoon. You'll get to pick the winner of that. That's going to be on. We've also got some inspirational chat around the Black Fern's big semi-final this weekend.

It's huge. Massive. Biggest game in the world is for. as far as we're concerned this weekend. Yep, absolutely. Enormous. They take on Canada. Can they bring them down to make it through to the final? First, though, Trady versus Lady, where I thought the Trades were going to do it yesterday.

I thought they were going to go even. It's still been a good week for them either way, but they're back to being two points behind the ladies, 75-77. Correct. Can they clinch one back this afternoon? 0800 dials at M. Maybe you're the person to do it. 50 bucks up for grabs. to KFC. Friday jams

all afternoon as well. Let's start with Fat Joe. Yeah, that's nice. I saw a picture of Megan Trainer post-O-Zem-Pit the other day. Okay. I hope Fat Joe doesn't get on the O-Zemps. What would we call them? Just Joe.

Joe. Less Joe. Play ZDM's Brie and Clint. Time for a round of Trady versus lady. It's tradie versus lady. Three, two, one, let's go.

Here we are Friday. Last game of the week, and the tradies are on 75 wins for the year. The lady's only two in front on 77. It's nothing, really. A lady is calling from Auckland. She's 35, and she snapped two of her fingers last year. Snap them off. Welcome to the show, Sheena.

Hello. You snapped them off? Yeah, I'm heading by the skin. Oh. Clean off and it took two weeks to get them put back on. How? How did you do that? Twisted in a dog's collar.

That's the PG version, let's say. Oh. You'd hope it wasn't two of your best ones. A little difficult when I'm a cooking teacher. Yeah, but was it the main two? You know the main two. Was it the main two fingers? Yeah, it is.

Oh. And was it on your dominant hand? No, left hand, thanks. Oh, thank God for that. Have you got your dexterity back yet? Can you type? Yes and no, that they're on.

Do they work? Not really, but they're on. Sheena, can you still give the finger? No, it's crooked. And I'm a teacher, and my students absolutely love asking me to pull the fingers because I can't. Or if I pull west side, I get stuck in west side. Wow.

Are you a fun teacher, at least? It's Southwest with you, Sheena. You're taking on our Trady from Christchurch today, they're 27, and they've got a 10-week-old at home. Welcome to the show Hayden. Hi, Hayden. Kiyah. Kiyoda.

Usually we'd expect the Trady to be the one who was losing digits, but not to be Hayden. No, I've still got all mine. Good to hear. First baby for you, Hayden. Yeah. And boy or a girl, name? A boy, Elijah.

Elijah. No, just joking. I want to give you a free point. I want to get you off to plus one. Hayden, your buzzers, Trady. Sheena, your buzzer's lady. The first of three correct answers gets $50 cash from KFC. Good luck, guys.

Here we go. Question number one. The biggest game in sports is this weekend. The Black Ferns will take on who in the rugby. Hayden. Hayden. Canada, isn't it? Canada.

Canada in the semi-final. Tomorrow morning, 6 a.m. Don't forget. One of the tradies, question number two. Name the Kiwi that won gold at the World Athletics Championships this weekend in the steeple chase. He's an absolute legend. He wasn't expected to win. He got stood on.

His face got stood on in the preliminary race, got spikes to the face. And just came back right at the end to clinch it. Hell of a race. Jewelly Beamish is what we were looking for. No points there. We move on to question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Sheena.

Oh, I didn't say, Lady. Oh, was that Hayden? Hayden. Maclamour. Maclamour. It sure, bloody, is. Two to the tradies. You're away and flying.

Sheena, you need this one here to stay in it. Question number four. The movie, Wolf of Wall Street, starred who is the main character? Yes, Sheena. Oh, I'm hoping Leonardo DiCaprio. It was Leonardo DiCaprio. The end of that question was the main character, Jordan Belford. One to the ladies, two to the tradies.

Question number five. In which sport do the Northern Mystics compete? Ready. Sheena. Hayden for the win. Netball. He's got it. He knows his women's sport.

Hayden does, doesn't he? Yeah, no baby brain for our tradie. You've studied it. Excellent work. Unlucky. Gina, well played, but Hayden, 50 bucks coming your way, mate. Oh, thank you. Cheers. Oh, good. Tradies get a win.

They go back to one point behind. That's where we'll start the game next week. ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast. Have you seen that story that's doing the rounds today about the 12-year-old that's been bitten by a monkey? No. Oh, I shouldn't laugh. Sorry.

It's not funny. It's not funny. A 12-year-old has been bitten by a monkey in Bali. They're on a family trip. Is this the plot line to that 90s movie Outbreak? Pretty much. It is. Pretty much. The girl was attacked at a popular tourist attraction

and she's had to go get a rabies vaccine. Yeah, right. Pretty full on. Well, yes and no. Sounds part of the course if you get bit by a monkey. You know how much they were out of pocket, medical expenses for the vaccine? They're in Bali. They're in tourists.

Yep. No, how much? $4,100. for the vaccine. Yeah, but in Bali you're supposed to barter. So the doctor says $4,100 and you go, I'll give you $10. And then the doctor's like, I know you don't have time on your side. It's $4,100.

And then you go back with $20 and the doctor goes, I give you very good price, $4,100. Last price. Last price. All your daughter dies. Take the deal. And you go, all right, you drive a hard bargain, save my daughter. I've been to Bali, you haven't. No. I've been to the monkey forest in Udbud

And I don't know why people let the monkeys touch them No I stayed well away Like I was in the clear like I'm not going near the monkeys They're there, I can see them, that's great It's a classic man versus beast conversation too Like was the girl attacked Or did the monkey feel like the girl had entered

The monkey kingdom You know? The monkey's space She's a lot bigger than the monkey The monkey was like, I got attacked by a 12-year-old girl. In fairness to the monkey, the monkey was just trying to get the 12-year-old's earrings. Yeah, yeah, yeah. As they do.

Yeah, yeah. The monkey just wanted to do a TikTok with the girl. And the girl said no, so he better. We shouldn't joke and we only joke because the girl's okay, right? I think so. Did you not check? Well, I'm pretty sure she is. God.

She got the vaccine. She should be fine. God. If she's R-I-Ped, No, she's fine. This audio is going on every news broadcast in the country. She's fine. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm just checking now. It looks like she's fine. $4,100 vaccine. You better bloody hope she's fine. Yeah, you want, that should be the top-notch vaccine. That's the premium vaccine. Isn't it? Yeah.

I'm sure, look, you know, we are joking. It's not the Smirnoff vaccine. That's the, what's an expensive vodka? That's the grey goose vaccine. That is the top notch. That's top shelf. Look, she would be traumatised forever from that though. Or she's like Spider-Man

and she gets monkey abilities. She turns into Robbie Williams from the movie Better Man. She turns into monkey girl. And she can sing angels really well. If the family are listening, we apologise for this break. But, you know, it does give us the opportunity to resurface a Brie and Clint Classic, what bit you?

What was the thing that bit you? What animal bit you? Might have been on holiday? Can I extend it to what person bit you? Particularly in light of the women's rugby world cup at the moment where the players are biting each other during the game. We will have that player from France call through. Yes.

Denying that she bid anyone. Yeah. And we'll roll the tape. We've seen the footage. You've been banned for nine weeks. You held her. her arm like a chicken drumstick and then bit her. Who bites people?

Who bites people in a game of rugby? Yeah, dirty play. Dirty play. Oh, 800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696. It's a Breinclin classic. What Bit ya? Who or what bit you? Dead is Brinclent.

What bit you? A 12-year-old girl over in Bali has had to get a rabies shot after a monkey bitter on the neck. Yeah. I feel like it's pretty standard. get bit by an animal, get a rabies shot, I'd be gutted if I had to pay $4,000 and a half thousand dollars for my rabies shot. That's an expensive shot.

Yeah, especially because barley's meant to be cheap, you know? Not the rabies shots, though. Not the medical care. No. So we want to know what bit you. This person wants to be anonymous. Hello, Anonymous. Hi, anonymous.

I feel like with you, we need to ask what bit you and where. Okay, so it's actually quite funny. So I'm pretty sure it was my ninth birthday. It was even my 8th on my 9th birthday And we used to live up in, we used to live in the crow mandel, We used to live in the crow mandel And we had a house on the beach

And so we were like, oh, my birthday, we'll go swimming at the beach. I got stung by a bloody jellyfish Right on my coochie. Oh! You're kidding me. Oh, you can't pee on that. That's the worst possible place. You could pee on it.

I was involved in the surf life saving there, like I was pretty, and I had to go. too. Oh. The life rides and be like, I've just been sung by a jellyfish. Like, what do I do? Yeah.

And I was just so, I remember just being so embarrassed. Yeah. How, like little nine years? How is that possible? Like, the odds of that happening must be real small. Yeah, you would have had to straddle the jellyfish.

Did you, were you riding that jellyfish, were you? I was riding that jellyfish. Oh, girl. No sneaky little bugger's, though. Brie talked about it. the fear that that girl will have of monkeys, how long did it take you to go back in the water? Honestly, I don't, I don't touch those things.

I don't like them. You wear board shorts now, eh? Like, full knee-length board shorts. I'm a full-on wetsuit girl now. That's so embarrassing for a nine-year-old. Like, imagine telling a parent that you've been stung by jellyfish on your hoo-ha. My whole family was there, my cousins. It was just like, oh, the worst thing about.

Oh, poor saying Anonymous. No wonder you're Anonymous. You didn't want to give you a real name. It was more like, I was going to say this. And then I was like, oh, what of these people that I did fly saving with? And then they hear this. And they're like, oh, she got stuck. How old are you now, Anonymous?

How old are you? I'm 24. You've been carrying this shame for 15 years, Anonymous. It's time to let it go. Okay. It's not, hey, Anonymous. Brea and I are going to hold your hands while we say this to you. It's not your fault.

It's not your fault. I know. It's not your fault. That jellyfish target. at your Vaheen. I know, literally. Made a bee line. Made a bee line for my V-line.

Made a V-line. Very good. Let's go to Nikita on 0800 dial Zid M. Hi, Nikita. Hi, Nikita. Hello. What bit you, Nikita? My uncle's a police dog.

Oh! I thought you were about to say your uncle. Yeah, same. I was like, oh, no, uncle's got too drunk at family Christmas again. We're looking at the life-sized Herman the German Shepherd in the studio right now. Now, was it a German shepherd police dog, Nikita? I have no idea. I was one and a half, maybe two years off.

That's quite traumatic, Nikita, in all seriousness. When a dog bites a person, like a civilian dog bites a person, they generally get put down. What happens if a police dog bites a person? Does it just get, like, put on paid leave? In fairness, Nikita, I did hear that you were running a cocaine. Yeah, it's a good point. Yeah, what had you done? Apparently, it was one of my uncle's kids, so one of my cousin's birthday parties.

And I walked up to the dog with food in my hand, but it must have been close to my mouth. And he went to go and grab the food, but got my lips. Can I say, wild from your uncle to bring a police dog to a kid's birthday party? You know? Yeah, well, I think he was a dog handler, and this was like back in the night. I hope so. I hope he was. Yeah.

Just testing all the icing. Just be like, I just need to make sure. Just to make sure there's nothing else. All about board here. Thoughts and prayers, Nikita. That sounds awful. Let's go to Anonymous number two. Hello, Anonymous number two.

Hi, Anonymous. Hi, there. I just want to say, long-time listener, first-time caller. Whoa. First-time caller. Oh, yeah, we love it. Are you new to Z-EM anonymous? No.

No? No. No, no, no. First-time caller? I like, yeah. We love that. Yeah, great to have you here. What bit you?

Yeah, so we went to Willow Bank with my family. I think it was a birthday. So for people that don't know Willow Bank, it's a place in Christchurch. It's like a Willow Bank Reserve where you can go feed some of the animals. Oh, yeah, okay, cool. Like Arana Park. Yep. Yeah, oh, a bit more than Arana Park.

Like, you can feed eels. You can feed, like, farm life and stuff like that. Okay. Well, Arana Park's got lions and tigers. So is it more than Arana Park, or is it Arana Park light? Not, yeah, run a part of light So I've got more like native Just like a sheep and a goat

Yeah, but also a lot of like bird life And yeah Okay, cool, yeah So when we first get there My brother, one of my brothers Got bitten by peacock on the nipple Nice He got bit on the nipple

Better than getting bit by a peacock on the cock Yeah Yeah, that was all that Mum, you know, he was crying and all that That was fine And then later on in the day My brother, you weren't allowed to feed There was monkeys, but say do not feed the monkeys

But one of my other brothers Decided to try and feed one anyway He got bit on his finger Wait, on the same trip Wait, this is the same day Yeah, this is the same day The same day, David The same day

So my brother, my younger brother Got bitten by peacock My older brother got bitten by a monkey And then further on in the afternoon We were at the animal at the farm life and I was eating the pigs and I went to give pigs a pig food with my hand and that swallowed my whole hand

It swallowed your hand Yeah So we all been bitten by an animal And mum by the end of it was just an hysteric Because all three of her kids were miserable And she just thought it was hilarious First animal attack Animals's fault

Second animal attack on the same family on the same day, questionable. Yeah, coincidence, sure. Third animal attack on the same family. It's a pattern. On the same day, I'm starting to point fingers at the family, Anonymous. Yeah, maybe so. I think it was you guys.

Are you guys still welcome at Willow Bank Reserve, or has the invitation been rescinded? No, we're welcome. I love that place. Again, Anonymous goes back there just to put her hand in a pig sometimes. Oh, no, I won't feed the pig. No. Yeah, Turo.

You let your lesson. You know what? I didn't know where that story was going. Thank God you weren't at Arana Park because they have lions and tigers. Thank goodness. Yeah, I think your family's banned from Arana Park, actually. Yeah.

Sounds like a tasty family though, you know? Yeah, we must be. Thanks, Anonymous, we appreciate it. You're no worries. Z-N's Branklin. Lord's Ultrasound World Tour has kicked off. The first show has gone down. And as we would expect,

people are pouring over the set list. This is the first Lord World Tour we've had since the Solar Power Tour, which even that was delayed because of COVID. And I never got to go to that. I had tickets. Yeah. And then I got COVID and missed out on the Lord show and the Harry Style show in the same week.

Yeah, some people would say you're not even a real fan. Because you didn't just go. Because I was trying to abide by the rules. Yeah, you were trying to protect the community. Last time we saw Lord of New Zealand was at Electric Avenue, about three years ago. Oh yeah, she was there, wasn't she? Doing the ultrasound show.

Not ultrasound. Solar power. So this is the tour that's coming to New Zealand and obviously things will change but I've got the set list. I'm so keen to hear this. Are you keen to hear what she played? I would love to know.

Okay, we're going to go through the whole thing but I'll make it quick if we can. She opened as you'd expect with something from the new album called Hammer. Let it carry me One of my favorites from the new album And then bam, straight into Royals

For the fans Crowd favorite Then she did broken glass Off the new album And then boom, straight into Buzzcut season Oh, yes, please She performed favorite daughter from the new album and then straight into perfect places.

I'm very happy so far. Like if I'm at this show, I'm feeling content already. You are euphoric. She did Shapeshifter from the new album. She also did Carin Affairs from the new album. And then, whammo, Supercutts. Oh, but it's just the super kind of us. You know, it's my favourite.

Mine too. This is the set list from the first night of Lord's ultrasound world tour that's coming to New Zealand. She did no better from Pure Heroin. She did GRWM from Virgin. And then she went into the Louvre. From melodrama. I'm so excited for this. We're over 10 songs into the set list already

and this is the first time we've seen anything pop up from the Solar Power album. She did Oceanic Feeling and then Big Star from Solar Power as well. Back to back. Yeah. And then liability and then clear blue and then a couple of other Virgin tracks.

And then this is. was the run home. She went team. Oh, yeah. What was that? Hell yeah. Green lights. And then she closed out the show with ribs.

Shut the front door This is my other favourite Ella is losing her biscuits Out in the producer's boot I don't think until you line them up like that You realise how prolific Lord's catalogue is after just four albums In an EP

I mean There's plenty others that I was waiting for But I am Happy And very satisfied with that set list We're not trying to throw shade But telling that there's only two songs off solar power. Like she has clearly pivoted away from that album and she's doing something

different. Different vibe. Different vibe. But you'd be happy with that, wouldn't you? I'd be stoked with that. There's so many songs. Is this tour sold out in New Zealand? I'd be surprised if it's not. Concert's like this is selling out. She's only doing Auckland and Christchurch. Yeah, I believe so. We get it in February next year. Oh, I'm so excited. You and I are going to the Christchurch show for Lords. Auckland Date is sold out. However, there is low availability, according to Google for Christchurch, but it's not many tickets.

It's going to sell it. Yeah. It's going to sell it. She performs part of the show on a treadmill. I saw that. Running on a treadmill. Should we give that a go? I mean, that's how Taylor Swift got ready for the airs to us.

Yeah, yeah. I saw something on TikTok as well where she's on stage. And you know how the camera follows artists around? Yeah. It was just focused at her tummy. So people are like, oh, yep, she's got a lint-free belly button. Oh, a lint-free belly button. That's the dream.

I've never had that. In case you're wondering, yeah. Well, good for her. Lint-free belly button. That's one of the songs I wish she'd put it in her set list, actually. Oh, that's the next album. It's my favourite from the Solar Power album. Z&M's Bree and Clint podcast.

The T live from L.A. with D. McCarthy. Probably the biggest TV show in the world right now, the summer I'd turned pretty. the season finale went down two nights ago. No spoilers. No spoilers. And no spoilers coming. But Dean, what's the goss on what happens next with this show? Oh, yes, I'll be giving no spoilers away, but I come bearing good news.

In fact, it's really exciting news. They are going to make, not a season four, but they're going to make a movie. There will be a movie made next to kind of back up the story. So obviously, I haven't given too much away there. No. No, you're good. talked about the show in the world right now, and our fans are getting a movie.

How cool is that? Bree's just started watching this, so definitely no spoilers. Yeah, I'm halfway through season one. Have you noticed how much Taylor Swift music there is in the show? I've noticed how much big artist music is in the show. You've got Olivia Rodrigo, Taylor Swift. I mean, there's so much.

It would have cost a fortune the soundtrack to this show. I haven't watched it. My wife is deep, and season two, I feel like, was exclusively Taylor Swift songs. To the point that I wonder if she's like an EP on it or something like that. Potentially. Dean, what are the TV shows that are successfully transitioned to the big screen? Sex and the City did it.

First movie, not the second. Yeah, right. Okay, so the first movie was good. First movie was great. Yeah. Oh, as was the second. Thank you very much. Yeah, no, we loved the second one.

It definitely wasn't a huge big ad for Abu Dhabi. It was great. No, it wasn't paid for by the Abu Dhabi. No, not at all. I can't actually think about the shows that have gone to movie. No, you're right, I'm being stumped. Entourage always said they were going to do it, and it never happened. No, they did do it, did they?

Oh, God, I can't even remember. Simpsons? Pecky Blinders have been talking about doing it for ages. Simpsons did it well. Yep, Simpsons did it pretty good. Yeah, but I feel like if they do it, it'll be a streaming. It'll be an Amazon movie. It won't be in theaters.

It'll be for the Amazon platform, right, Dean? Sure, yeah, absolutely. I want to bring that money all the way home. There you go. That's the tea on the summer I turned pretty. Hashtag, no spoilers. Brian Clinton. The ZDM Podcast Network.

Look, I just want to preface this by saying this is a true story. It sounds super far-fetched, but it is. And Egyptian police have said now that they've arrested a museum employee and three alleged accomplices after a priceless ancient gold bracelet. was stolen from the Cairo Egyptian Museum. It was a 3,000-year-old bracelet. A gold band adorned with beads dated back to the reign of a pharaoh of Egypt's 21st dynasty. So we're talking 945 BC.

Wow. This is an old, old bracelet. Police say that they believe the bracelet was sold, and then the bracelet has been melted down and then that gold has been sold again. Jeez. So it's gone. It's gone.

It's gone. I did see this story and I had a look at it and I was like, man, you'd get good money for a 3,000-year-old Egyptian pharaoh's bracelet. And here's the thing. You want to know how much, according to this article, it says that the first people that stole the bracelet, how much they received?

They received $3,735. It's like a dollar a year. Isn't that devastating? I looked at the bracelet too. It's quite beautiful. It's quite simple. It's a solid gold band

and then it meets at this one bead. Right. But it's like a... The feature bead. Yeah, it's not like a jingly, jangly bracelet. It's a solid gold bracelet. Like you'd picture what they would have in, like those kind of times, Egyptian times. But they were ahead of their time as well.

They built the frickin pyramids. Yeah. It's 3,000 years old. And then you melt it down, you take it to the bloody casino gold house and hock it off for, I mean, three grand. If you're desperate, I understand. But you just, wow. According to reports, once it was melted down, they then received $4,025. Wait, it was worth more melted down than it was.

as a bracelet that belonged to an Egyptian pharaoh. Apparently. Wow. The suspects were taken into custody, and according to this, they confessed to the crime. It ruins it for everyone, doesn't it? Because it just shows that we can't have nice things. And museum exhibits are only good if you can get up close and personal with the exhibits.

Well, here's the thing. Oh, they were employees. They were employees. It wasn't the people going to the museum. They had the lock to, because it was locked up. Yeah. It wasn't just out on display, like it was, people could go and see it. Where was Ben Stiller?

I know. Where was Ben Stiller to stop all of this? Not on night shift. Isn't he meant to be on the night watch at the museum? Yeah. That's devastating. A little night at the museum joke for you guys. I can't believe someone would go through with that.

Yeah. Like it's one thing to sell the bracelet. But it's a whole other thing where you're melting that bracelet down. This is what happened. This is what happens in the Rihanna Ocean's 11 movie, though, isn't it? She goes to the Met Gala, which is being held at the Met. Mm-hmm. As it would.

Yeah. And does she steal some kind of necklace? Don't act like you've seen it. I actually have seen that one. Have you? Yeah. Well, you obviously paid close attention. I didn't retain a lot of it, no.

No, they steal a lot of jewelry. Yeah, the main thing is a necklace, but they don't melt it down. But was it on display at the me? at Gala? Is that where they stole it from? No, someone was wearing it. One of the famous people, played by Ian Hathaway, was wearing it. And then they steal it and they replace it

with Gubikzegonia. Oh, Gubikzegonius. A replica. Oh, yeah. God. Imagine if you stole a bracelet off a mummy and you took it in to get it valid, you're like actually, sorry, this is Gubikzganis. Gubikzegonia. This mummy was cheap. It's not a real diamond.

I wouldn't do that to Cleopetra. She had the best. That's classic stealing from the workplace type stuff, isn't it? And that's what we want to ask you guys this afternoon. Who do you know that got caught stealing from the workplace? Like the person who stole the 26 almond golds from here. And what else did we lose last week? What are you guys angry about?

My special Rubik's Cube. Oh, someone stole Claudia's Rubik's cube. My crackers and my M&Ms. Oh, Claudia was furious that someone ate one of her crackers from her open cracker packet. All of my crackers. They left the rubbish behind. At least take that too. What about when we had that abnormally large bag of M&Ms

and it was open, but it was pretty much full to the brim and they ate every single last M&M? Wasn't that slowly depleted though? I came back to it. It was like full and then when I came back there was like a layer of one M&M on the bottom. Like your hands have been in here. If that was me, right? If that was me, I would eat them all and throw out the evidence.

Yeah, hide it. I'd eat them all and then I'd leave a note. You would. Which said something like, yummy. Come on, guys, we're getting bogged down in these small ones. I don't care about Claudia's M&Ms, and neither do you. I want to know the big stuff.

Did someone steal a car from your work? Did someone steal money? Money from your work. Were they laundering it out of the business? Yeah, do you work for a jewelry store? Do you work at Michael Hill Jolah? And did someone steal, not a cubic zagonia, but a real diamond? A radio station I used to work at.

We had a real issue where someone, one was stealing the iTunes cards out of the prize cupboard. Classic. Mm-hmm. Classic. We never found out who it was. Yeah. And then iTunes became obsolete, so the problem went away.

Remember that happened here? Yeah, that was the grocery. The person. That was the grocery vouchers. Yes. Yeah. And it was that person. Yeah.

That person that we can't say for legal reasons. That person left. Mm. We can't tell you, producers. We're sworn to see Christy. Someone said, Clint, where are all these movie references coming from. I thought you hadn't seen any movies. I haven't.

He's just read about him. Who stole what from your work? It's ZDM's Brie and Clint Podcast. Someone has stolen an Egypt ancient artifact and it was an employee that worked at the museum. That's who did it. They stole an ancient Pharaoh's 3,000-year-old bracelet. And they

sold it and then they melted it down. The biggest crime is that they melted it down. Yeah, that's the biggest thing. You know? Because at least if they had a, you know, hoiked it off at some porn shop Well they got caught either way They could be like oh it's at the porn shop

You can go get it Yeah my auntie's wearing it Well go and get it Okay so we want to know Who stole what from your work Someone texted and said My co-worker stole all the joy From our workplace

Vibes have been immaculate Since they got fired Hooray At least it's on the up This person wants to be anonymous Hi Anonymous Hi Anonymous Hi

Who stole what from your workplace Anonymous Our accountant stole over 50K And it was found when she was on holiday By the junior accountant Wow By the junior accountants And this was like 35, maybe 40 years ago Wow

What did you say when the junior Did you believe it? Were you like, I need to check this? I was only a pleb I just was somebody working in the office And we were told we weren't allowed to talk about it, but of course we all did. Yeah.

Yep. And we all wondered how she could afford both of her daughters who were getting married at the same time, big flash weddings, and she was having a big overseas trip herself. And I was like, then we found out how she afforded it. Wow. Anybody bully that junior accountant for being a narc? No, because it was a really small company owned by one man. Yeah, no, I'm joking.

It's not the right thing to do. I know, but, you know, but. Gosh, she cooked the books. real good then small company 50K ages ago. Yes. Thank you, Anonymous. We appreciate it. We asked who stole what from your work.

Someone said someone at my friend's work, who was an engineer, embezzled around $2 million. And apparently he isn't even in prison. Two million. Wow. I wonder how long a period that was over. Yeah. What about this?

Someone raised all the copper from inside our cold room at the Kiwi Fruit Company, Never found out who it was. Like I'm talking, they cut it out of the framing of the building. Wow. That's great. How do you not find out who that is? I guess they wouldn't have had cameras. How do you not have cameras?

Would have done it at nighttime, not have cameras. Wow. We had a cashier putting their own one card number in when customers didn't have theirs. They racked up a lot of free countdown vouchers. Wow. See that one? Look, I'm not endorsing this. I don't want anything I say to be held against me.

ever actually I don't want anything I ever say to be repeated to me but that one seems like everything we say with a grain of salt don't ever listen to anything I say that one seems like a victimless crime you know yeah I wonder if that's you come through or if it's actually like a no no I say to you hey have you got you one card so you can get your discounts and you go no I forgot it and I say don't worry I'll scan mine for you

you get the discounts you don't need a one card I get the rewards points yeah I wonder I wonder what their policy is on that. It would be interesting to know. The policy we don't do it. I think the policy on this one would be pretty clear. It says we had a team member refund random receipts back onto their own card when no one was around, resulting in tens of thousands of dollars into their back pocket.

I think that's pretty clear cut. That's pretty clear cut. I think they're so slack, eh? I'm just going to do that. I'm never going to get caught. This is not a workplace, but someone said, my now X would take one sock from each pair. from our flatmates every time they did laundry.

That is psychopathic. That's Christ. To take one sock from your flatmates. So every time they do the laundry, they come out with an odd sock. Every time. That's pretty like. They would drive me insane.

It's evil. Yeah. But also kind of funny. At my workplace, there was stolen credit card details. They stole credit card details and they went online shopping. Worst thing is they got it all sent to his house So the police got him Send to your house

Dumb criminals, eh? I don't want to read any more of these Because I haven't pre-read them So it feels risky Someone said we had four people at a cafe I worked for stealing from the till At least $10,000 between the four of them The cameras were broken

And they were always the ones Counting the till, management never found out Don't steal from a little cafe Don't steal from anyone But don't steal from a little cafe. I'd probably steal from Elon Musk. I don't think I'd feel bad about that. You know?

Yeah, well, you still go to prison. Yeah, but not. That's, they have to catch me first. Well, are you going to steal a Tesla? Are you going to steal the fastest Tesla? Yeah. I'll steal all the Teslas and give them to the poor. Yeah, well, you'll be on the run in your Tesla, and then the battery will run out.

And you'll be like, oh, come. Oh, damn it. Kevin Harris And blessings The MacStyler Remix on ZM Hey, good to see Emergency DJ Clint back on the decks You're lucky I believe that there was an accident

Genuinely. Emergency DJ Clint is not back on the dicks, okay? It was one time. I've been to say, back on the deck. God, that Kiwi accent's really starting to come out of me, eh? My accent's turning. If you'd like to play the one second song challenge with us, you need to call 0-800 dial Z-M right now, brand close.

DJ Clint, back on the dick. James Brie and Clint. Time for the one second song challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second. One second.

The game where we go ahead to hear guessing songs as quickly as possible, but we do it with your help to win free KFC. Georgia, you're joining Team Clint. Good afternoon. Hello. Hi. And Sam, you'll be on my team. Giday.

Hi. Hi. Let's do it, guys. Claudia runs the game. Claude, hello. Hi. Hi. I'm just for a comfort.

I'm thinking about it again. Stop. We all have slips of the tongue. Careful. Okay, very professional. Okay, this is the one second song challenge. You guys are working in teams. I'm looking for the artist and the name of the song.

Starting a song from the beginning and you just need to tell me what it is. Okay. All right. Really? Brie and Clint, you guys are going first. Here's your first song. Clint. Brie. What?

Yeah. I think it was Clint. Okay. Did you buzz? Yeah, it was a light buzz. I heard it B, B. I'm scared to say anything now on this show. I did hear it B.

I heard of B. Who is it? Who is it? You go. No, I don't want a pity one. I don't want a pity one. Now I forget what I was going to get. Clint, go.

Espresso, Sabrina, Campton. It is indeed. Of course it was Guys I got so flustered And I haven't even mentioned the theme Oh what's the theme It's pop princesses Yeah

EG Sabrina Carpenter Sam and Georgia Are you ready for a go at the pop princesses round Sure I am Yep Alright buzz in with your name if you know it Here is your song Rha rah a ha ha ha

Ramah Ramah Sam Sam. Lady Gaga, um, perfect romance. Oh, it's very close, but it's not quite. Do you want to steal it, Georgia? Do you want to steal it? Yeah. What is it?

Lady Gaga, bad romance. There's the one. So close, Sam. If I don't get this one, we're out, right? Yeah, that's two points handed to Clint's team. Can you buzz louder this time? Okay. Okay, Bree and Clint, this is for you.

Pray! Did you buzz in, Bree? I think I did. Did you even hear the song? I did. Brittany Spears Womanizer. You got it. And that's the level of buzz that we need.

Okay, good to know. there to be any question. Georgia and Sam, that's how hard you need to buzz, okay? At least that. At least. Georgia and Sam, this is for you. Georgia. It's, um,

Perry. Oh, you're breaking up. Can we get that one more time? Sorry, Katie Perry. I think you're pretty. Sam, do you want to steal it? It's definitely Katie Perry. It's definitely Katie Perry.

Pick one of her big ones. I just can't pick as the name of the song. Let's go back into it then. You can both buzz back in. Georgia. George's in. Sorry, teenage dreams. She's got it.

And that's the win. Well done, Georgia. Oh, I'm Clint. Sam, not our day today. Okay. Not our day. Bray! That's the one second song challenge.

Next on the show, the people who make them have come out and talked about the correct way to eat a Maltese. I already know. Yeah? In bulk. With a funnel. With a whole handful at a time. ZM's Brie and Clint Podcast There's a debate online

About the correct way to eat A Maltiser God, I love a Maltiser God, me too One of the greatest ad campaigns of all time The Maltisa one You know the one where they've got the straw And they blow it to each other

And they're rolling along The one that's rolling along The dashboard of the car When they go around the roundabout Brilliant Brilliant I'm a big old sluzz For some Maltises

Yeah I'm a dirty sluzz For a Maltese My morals, when it comes to Maltese's. Out the window. Out the window. Non-existent. I'm a trash raccoon for Maltisers. Trash raccoon.

Shove them in me. Associate product development scientist at Mars. That's the company that makes Maltisers. Can I guess before you tell us what is the correct way? Can we guess? Well, I haven't even said what I'm talking about yet, but yeah. The correct way to eat a Maltisa, I thought you said. Oh, yeah.

Sure, yeah. Yeah. Okay, yeah, go on. Is it shelving? Oh, yeah, it is. Yeah, cancel the break. A lot of people don't know that, but I do know that. The best way.

I know how you know that. Because you told me. Dirty slurs for Maltises. Megan Rushman, she is the Associate Product Development scientist at Mars. Fun job. She's declared that Maltes are not just a chocolate. They're a multi-sensory experience. Told you.

Yeah. This is going down the track that I just said. A multi-orifice experience. She said there is actually a correct way to consume a Maltiser. Before I tell you what it is, I want you guys to tell me what you think it is. And Brie, it's not what you said before. So I'm going to need an alternate answer, and I'll give you a tester Maltiser to try it out with. Is it like this?

So Brie's got one Maltiser in her hand at the moment. Is it? Okay, I need you to stop sticking the Maltiser up your nose That's a choking hazard No It doesn't go in Incorrect Claudia, what do you think the correct way to eat a Maltesea is

Well, those are my two options I was going to say shelving or you put it up your nose Yeah, no else is there There is no other way There is no other way Stick the Maltiser up your nose, okay? Just find a little one Stop trying to tell people to stick them up their nose

Although I hope it would melt before you suffocate Or who knows Sometimes if I have a lot of time I feel like the only way to eat is you just put it in your mouth and crunch it. Put it in your mouth and crunch it. But if I had a lot of time, you can like bite the chocolate off it. But then the middle's not as good without the chocolate. You suck a dry of the chocolate.

Oh, yeah. But then I feel like... And then it just disintegrates. You can suck the guts out of it. You suck, or you can suck the guts out of it. Yeah, yeah. And your own saliva goes through the Maltesea a bit and it gets a bit wet in your mouth. I don't mind it.

Sucking the guts out? Incorrect. Ella, what's the correct way to eat a Maltesea? A good old lick. You want to lick? Slow lick. You want to lick until you get to the centre? Yeah.

Okay? No. I like biting them in half. Yeah. And then pushing my tongue into the half and feeling it disintegrate on my tongue. Oh, like popping candy. Oh, yeah, it kind of melts on your tongue. That's nice.

That's fun. It's wrong. Okay. So what is the correct way to eat a Maltesea? Well, Megan Rushman, Associate Product Development Scientist at Mars has stated The correct way to eat a Maltese is to put them in your mouth and chew on them. Why the heck, are you bringing this sort of content to the show?

The normal way to eat them. Why? I'm going to put them on. This break was not a failure. This break was not a failure. How was it not? We already do that. We not.

Because of the information we gathered, okay? We did not know before this break that Brie likes to shove Maltese's up in bottom. And now we have it on record. It was a trap. Now we have it on record. Just a question, can you fit a Malteseer in your nostril? Oh, thank God you said nostril. There is Brinclent.

Time for a Friday Oakey. Ladies and gentlemen, Reinclintz, Friday Oakey. Electric Ave, sold out. Very quickly as well. One of the people on the bill next year is Keshire. You're a huge fan, so I thought this week, Why don't we do a cash a track? Tatsat, Tau, Tau can that blah, blah, blah.

Oh, I love me some Keshav. I reckon she's going to do a great show. Me too. This is one of her more chaotic songs to perform. But we've actually done a few Kasha songs on this segment before. We've done Love Is Your Love is My Drug. We've done TikTok. And I think we've done We Are Who We Are.

Yeah, right. Okay. Yeah. Well, the Kasha track that we've. chose blah blah blah was your choice so you're going to go first how friday oki works is you'll hear both tracks and then you'll get to choose who the winner is you can call through and pick your winner anything you want to share before this goes to air i can't really remember recording it i'm sure it went well i'm sure it went really well okay cool here it is here's brie's casher

for friday oaky on zm with your blah blah blah zip your lip like a padlock and maybe in the back with the jack of the droop i don't really care where you live at just turn around boy let me hit that don't be a little bitch with your chit-chat just show me where you did that music sound listen hot stuff i'm in love we miss a song so just hurt baby shut up heard enough stop top top talk in that blah Blah, blah. I think you'll be getting this. Nah, nah, not in the back of my car.

Oh, uh, uh. If you keep talking that blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Oh, I think that is pretty good. I'm happy. You did well. Our producer, Sam, did very well there too. He did. He always does an amazing job.

Someone texts in OK auto tune. Yeah, that's the style. That's what's in the song. Keshe's got auto tune on her. It was 2010. I still feel like I had the, like I nailed the rat part. Yeah? Yeah.

I thought it was great. Thank you, mate. Can't wait to hear yours. Let's do it. We're ready. Okay, here it is. This is my casher. Blu-da-da-da-da-da.

Coming at your mouth with your blah, blah, blah. Zip your lip like a padlock. And me at the back with the jack at the jukebox. I don't care where you live at. Just turn around, boy, let me hit that. Don't be a little bitch with your chit-chat. Just show me where you're... Listen, music, love

Listen, hot, stars I'm in love With his songs So just hushed Baby shut I heard enough Does not stop talking that Blah Blah

Think you'll be getting this Not Nah, nah, not In the back of my car If you keep talking that Blah, blah, blah, blah. Pretty good. Sam is a wizard.

He's a weapon. He's the guy who makes our Fridayokies every week. We pop in and see him, lay down our tracks, and he pumps that kind of thing out. He's a genius. That one was such a fun one to do. You now get to choose who the winner of our Casher Friday Oakey is. Are you going to vote for Bree or are you going to vote for me, Clint?

We need five people to call through with their votes and their arm. critique of our performance as well on 0800 dial Z-M. Feedback on the text, as per usual. Always welcome, 9-696. What do you got? ZDN's Brinclient. Friday Oakey! Welcome back to Friday Oakey, where today we took on a casher, banger from 2010.

Blah, blah, blah, blah. Bree sounded like this. Stop, top, top, talk in that blah, blah, blah. And mine sound like this. Does I start talking that? Blah, blah, blah, blah. Lots of text coming through. A lot of blah, blah, blah, blah.

A lot of blah, blah, blah coming through on the text machine. Let's get to some votes. Five people are going to decide the winner of Fridayokey, and Nigel is up first. Gide, Nigel is up first. Hey, how are you? Good, thank you, mate. And any feedback for us this week? I think I'm going to wear myself with excitement because I haven't been on the radio for a long time.

No way, Nige. Oh, welcome back. Nige, good to have you here. Yeah, probably first time caller last long-time listener. You're going to count? Wait a second. There he is Nige.

Finally's calling through. Thanks. We won't know if you were yourself, Nige. It's all good. Who are you going to vote for today on Friday, OK? 110% Bray. She was freaking awesome, yeah. Thank you, Nigel.

Love it, Nige. Thanks so much. Mariska's here. I know 800 dollars at him. Hi, Mariska. Hi, Mariska. Hi, guys. How are you today?

Good, thank you, mate. You have the same name as one of my favourite actors. Oh, no, Mariska Hargate. That's right. Bum-Bu. Bum-Boh-Boh-Bum-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B. Such a hot name. Mariska, what did you think of our Kasha this week?

Well, I'm coming from. I love Kasha, and, Brie really did just smash it out of the parker. I almost thought you were a cashier. And so you're giving me your vote? I'm giving you my vote. Thank you, Mariska, with the hot name. Thank you, Olivia Benson.

Thanks, guys. Let's go to Bonnie on our $800 at M. Hi, Bonnie. Hi, Bonnie. Hi, Klan. You guys did so well. I've both of you, but I'm going to give my vote to Klan. Thank you, Bonnie.

We appreciate you. That's fair, Bonnie. I feel like we were pretty on par. That's great. We're out 2-1 in favour of Brie. Bree. Brie could still take it out here if Kelsey votes Brie. Hi, Kelsey. Hi, Kelsey. Hi, guys. Happy Friday. Happy Friday. What did you think of our cashier performances? You got any feedback for us? Amazing.

Absolutely loved it this week. Oh, no notes. No notes from Kelsey. We'll take it. Don't let her think about it because she might actually have notes. Yeah, yeah, don't dwell on it. Who are you going to vote for, Kelsey? I'm voting for Brie. I just think your voice. was perfect for this song. Thank you, Kelsey.

She's done it. Stop, da, da, dot, talk in that, blah, blah, blah. People have said to me that I'm like the bootleg version. Your bootleg, Kasha. Yeah, and she's already bootlegs. I was going to say, she's pretty bootleg too, yeah. It's like double bootleg. I was going to say dumps to Kasha, but Kasha's dumpster Kasha.

Hey, well done. Congratulations. Thank you. Thanks for your texts and your votes. Dead Am's Brie and Clint Podcast Breed and Clint All I want from my birthday

To the birthday banger Let's go Birthday banger time Number 1 songs When you turn 16 We'll figure out three And play one Mikaela is going to kick us off

And Michaela is going to do Dad's birthday banger Hi Michaela Hi Michaela How old are you Michaela Eight Oh eight So

What's your dad's birthday Michaela What's your dad's name It's 25th of August 1982 That's very good That means your dad was 16 in 1998

And on that day This was number one When I don't want the world to see me Because I don't think that they'd understand What a tune Dad's going to love this one Michaela We know he will

By the way Longtime listener First Time Caller Oh, Maccaga First Time Caller Go, Mickey. You're doing such a good job, Michaela. What's your dad's name?

Sean. Sean and Michaela. Very good start from you guys. You've done Dad Proud. Wait there. We're going to do Alana's birthday banger. Hello, Alana. Hi, Alana.

Hi, how are you? Good, mate. Any plans for the weekend? Oh, the beginning of a school holiday. So, yeah, lots of fun plans. Oh, and it's just starting to warm up, which will be great. Hopefully the kids won't be. inside too much.

What is your birthday? Um, 30th of April, 81. Right, that means you were 16 in 1997. Alana, back in 97, this was at the top. That's it. Yeah, Alana. Whoa. That is.

Notorious, B-I-G, hypnotized. A huge song. You like it, Alana? Oh, I love it. I still do. Was that you at 16? Oh, that's me every year. I love that.

Suit you. Okay, wait there. One more birthday banger for Daniel. Hi, Daniel. Gorda, how you doing? Good, thank you, mate. What are you doing for the weekend? I'm probably just going to go to the beach.

Go to the beach. See, this is what I like. Get up for the Black Ferns tomorrow at 6 a.m. Sure well. Yeah. Hell yeah, Daniel. What's your date of birth? 11th August, 1998.

All right, that means you were 16 in 2014. and we've done our calculations. This was number one. So am I wrong? I'm thinking that we could be something for real. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, oh. Yes, Daniel.

Nico and Vins, Am I Wrong? One hit wonder, but huge banger. Absolutely. That's a sleeper, that song, if you ask me. Just lurking in the background and then you hear it and you're like, oh my God, yeah, that's something. Okay, Daniel, wait there. We've got to choose between the Goo Goo Goo Dog.

notorious B-I-G and Nico and Vins It is a tough heck today I like them all I like them all I like Nico and Vins the least I think I like

Biggie Biggie Biggie The Most Have we ever played it for birthday banger? I don't think so Alana would you be pretty happy if you won birthday banger? Oh I would be stowed as a banger It's a total.

It would take Alana back to the good old days. And to the current days, as Alana said. Here we go. A birthday banger for Alana from 97 on ZM. The ZM Podcast Network. Biggie, biggie, biggie. Sometimes you want to just hypnotize me. And I just love your flashy wiser.

Guess that's why they're broken. You're so big. Uh-huh. It's a birthday banger on ZM with Brea and Clint. It's for Alana. It was number one in April, 1997, when Alana was busy turning 16. That's perfect birthday banger for a Friday. It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast.

Tomorrow is a big day for the Black Ferns, who are over in the UK playing in the Rugby World Cup. The Women's Rugby World Cup, it's all been going down. It's been horrible times to watch these games. It's been two in the morning, three in the morning, but tomorrow the game starts at 6am. I wonder if they did that for us. I wonder if that was a kindness. I hope so. I hope so.

It's the semi-final tomorrow. They take on Canada and they will meet whoever wins the other semifinal, which is England versus France. Yeah. I thought this afternoon, what can I do to gee up the black ferns to get the country? If you're not already on board, I know there's heaps of people. A heaps of people. It's great to see. There is a ton of people. But I thought, what can I do to maybe inspire someone listening out there

to get up tomorrow morning at 5.30 and back the Black Ferns in for this semi-final win? And so I've written a little something, a little G up for the Black Ferns. This is good. To try. Yeah, that's what we need. I'm going to do my best. I'm going to do my best to try and inspire you, get you excited if you're not already for the Black Ferns

semifinal tomorrow. People of New Zealand, tomorrow is not just another game. Tomorrow, our Wahanita, our mighty black ferns, step out onto that field, carrying more than just a rugby ball. They carry the spirit of this great nation on their backs. Our hopes, our mana, our pride. These women are more than just athletes. They are warriors.

role models and they are proof that strength and grace can live side by side and that when the black ferns take that field they won't just be playing rugby they'll be inspiring a nation for the kids who dream of pulling on that jersey one day for the women who fought to be seen in this very game for every kiwi who knows what it feels like to stand up against the odds We've seen them break tackles, break barriers and break records. And tomorrow, they've got their next mountain to climb. Because this is more than a semi-final. This is pride.

This is passion. This is power. And tomorrow, the black ferns show the world who we are. So let's make some noise, New Zealand, from the farms to the sea. to the coastlines wherever you might be let's back them let's cheer for them

let's believe in them because this is more than rugby this is legacy this is the black ferns god damn oh my god I'm so ready to go let's go I'm so ready to go can you feel it

I got goosebumps all over my body Oh man I was already excited for this game I was already getting up Tell me you're more excited now I'm not going to bed now We're staying up all night We're going all night baby

Let's bring it home girls This is the first step To climb that mountain A lot of people texting in and saying I'd love to support the Black Ferns live at 6am But I don't have Sky and I can't afford Sky The game is free to air on Sky Open Which used to be prime

So Sky will put this on the channel It's available on Freeview It's available on the Sky app Even if you're not paying for it You can go to the Sky Open channel And it's on live It's on at 6 a.m. It might have ads in it

But you'll get to watch it at 6am tomorrow morning The Black Ferns versus Canada Number 3 versus number 2 in the world You've got to be there Let's back our girls in It's one more step on our road To take this rugby world cup Oh man

Once every four years That was amazing. You did such a great job. If, I mean, I don't want to count our chickens. Yes. But if we win, are you willing to do that again next week? Mate, I'm willing to take it up a whole other level.

Let's go, baby. Let's go to the Blackburn. One thing at a time. One thing at a time. One thing at a time. Okay, let's first step tomorrow. Kick off. 6 a.m. tomorrow.

Black Ferns versus Canada. Rugby World Cup semi-final. Do or die. A Z.M.'s Brinklin podcast. There's a new season of that show, The Morning Show, that's just dropped on Apple TV. Very good show. Award-winning show tackles some very big topics,

like the Me Too movement and Black Lives Matter. They did COVID and that sort of thing. But it's got huge stars on it. The two main enduring stars in the show are Rees Witherspoon and Jennifer Aniston. Big stars. They've got great chemistry, the two stars of that show. Yeah, it's such a great show. So much so that I believe they're besties.

Do you believe you know all of your friend's real names? Yeah, I'd say so. You'd say, you'd think so, eh? I'd hope so. There's an interview that's come out today where Jennifer Aniston finds out that she doesn't know Rees Witherspoon's real name. Have a listen to this. I'm Laura Jean. Laura Jean?

That's my real name. Laura? Laura Jean. Who's Laura? Who the hell's Laura? Wait, Laura Jean, I'm like, I'm not calling you that from now on. Come on, Laura Jean. Where did I come from?

It's my middle name. Oh, like Norma Jean? Yeah, I'm like, Laura Jean Reese. Laura Jean Reese. I don't know that was Reese Witherspoon's real name either, but I haven't worked with her for five, six, seven, eight years, you know? She's straight from Alabama. Her real name, Reese Witherspoon's name is Laura Jean Reese Witherspoon. God, that is a mouthful and a half.

I need a spoon. If you were an actress, would you go with your real name or would you change your name to? I'd probably change my last name to my mum's maiden name. Which is? Because I think it sounds quite movie star name. Yeah, yeah, this is good.

So her last name is Steele. Oh, yeah. So my name would be Bree Steele. Oh, yeah, that's good. It's quite nice, eh. What would you change yours to? Well, my mum. Eastwood's quite,

cool. Yeah, Eastwood's good. Yeah, yeah. I think it's taken, though. Yeah, well, I did change my name just before I got on the radio, remember? That's right. You had a rebrand. Yeah, to rebrand.

I was Clinton. And then I was like, nah, not cool. And then you took it upon yourself where you were like, I reckon I can pull off the name, Clint. Yeah, it did, yeah. Yeah. And then I lent real hard into it. Yeah, you were like, Clint Eastwood can do it. I can do it as well.

Yeah, exactly right. Yeah. So now I am Clinton. And no one knows I'm actually Clinton. Crazy. Crazy, eh? I never knew that. How long we've been working together?

Well, secrets out. Play ZM's Brie and Clint on Insta, Facebook, Tech Talk, and live weekdays from three on ZM.