ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 1st April 2021

Episode Date: April 1, 2021

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Are we on? Yeah. Wait. Like now? Hold on, I've got to adjust my... Okay, I think we're on. Now. Welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast.

Here we are. I don't know where in the world everyone is that you're listening right now. Maybe you're in New Zealand and you're also getting a long, long weekend. Wait, does everyone in the world get a long, long weekend this weekend? For Easter? No. No. No.

No. I guess it would depend on if you predominantly Christian country probably, right? I don't know. Listen to us right now. Anastasia. Oh, sorry. I'm eating a high chew. Yeah, that's I don't know. Listen to us right now. Anastasia. Oh, sorry. I'm eating a high chew. Yeah, that's lovely for everyone listening.

Some people may be into that. Oh, yeah. What's it? ASMR. I nearly said ESPN. I love that channel. Wait. What?

Anyway, moving on. These times are really hard for me easter and christmas and stuff of course because i always used to i'd always go home to see my family um so if you are with your family this weekend um just think about the people that can't be. So try not to have any fights because some people can't be with their family for Easter. And, yeah, reach out to anyone you know who isn't with their family as well because that's always good. Include them. Invite them around.

Yeah. I mean, Kim does that to every person that she meets for two seconds. It is true. What are you doing? You want to come to hang out with my family and our batch? You can come. Everyone's welcome. Oh, that's awkward.

No, that's not true. Did you not invite Anastasia? I did invite. I said you're welcome. Well, I'm here in the producer's booth and you guys are all in there, so I must have not, you know, all it takes is opening the door and popping your head out. You're welcome to join us anytime.

It's all right, Kim. I've got my own family. They're coming up to see me. Not me. I've got no family here. Well, you've been invited. My mum is your mum too. I love your mum.

She loves you. And I love Kim's mum and I love Ben's mum. Ben does have a very cool mum. Not any of your dads though. Hey. I'm joking. I love all your dads too. You guys all have super sweet parents.

That's why we're super sweet people. No, well, yes. You've got to admit, your mum's a good person. And look what happened to me. Beneath all the farts and stuff, you are a very kind, caring person like your mum. Aw, thanks Anastasia. Yeah, very kind and caring. Aw, that's lovely.

And what else? Give me more. I'm just kidding. You make everyone feel seen. You don't look good in orange. Don't I? Oh, because we were wearing giant carrot costumes. Yeah, if you want to go look at our Instagram or Facebook stories,

you'll see them dancing like crazy carrots on there. Crazy carrots. Do you guys have any family Easter traditions that you guys do? Nah. I mean, besides eating a lot of chocolate. Yeah, do you guys eat heaps of chocolate on Easter? Nah, mum just buys us pyjamas.

Your mum bought me pyjamas. She always buys us Easter themed pyjamas and it's the only time she buys us pyjamas. I don't know what it is. Why don't you say that when she said what's your Easter tradition? Yeah, that's a tradition. Well, the first tradition is church but the tradition before that is everyone

Take me to church. Everyone fighting over the fact that they don't want to go to church and then mum crying and then Oh, it sounds exactly like my family. Oh, good times. I wore my nightie last night that your mum bought me. Was it comfortable?

It was so comfy. Was there a lot of air able to get everywhere? Yeah. You know how they're very breathable? Yeah, there was. And in other news, I have been able to throw out all of my contraception. Which is a weird kind of knock on effect from that night. That's so funny.

You know that meme where it's like the doctor's like, are you using contraception? And they're like, well, I wear Birkenstocks. And you're like, need say no more, buddy. You know that's how you know you're really hot is if you – Can pull off Birkenstocks? Yeah, like if you're in Birkenstocks. No.

If you're in Birkenstocks and if I look at you and I think, yep, you look good. You know who that person is? You know who really does that? Art Green. I was just going to say that. Yeah. He can wear socks in Birkenstocks, still looks good.

The tan look, beach tan. Yeah. You've got to be ticking those boxes. 12 abs. Yeah. Yeah, he's got too many. He's got so many abs He's got so many abs. Ben's like, just give me two abs, bro.

What's that muscle called? What's that muscle called? Your shoulder. Trap. Your traps, yeah. The traps. Yeah, him swimming. Whoa.

I knew that because I went to physio this morning. Oh, really? I didn't know what that was until. What's this called? I thought this was your trap. Yeah, I thought your traps were up here You know if you've got big traps It's like this

Like a cobra Yeah a cobra Like Michael Phelps That's what I thought Michael Phelps Huge traps Don't ever do that again Yeah it'd hurt my neck

Yeah You'd throw your neck out again Yeah again I threw it And then you'll hurt your pussy and your crotch. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Nah. Wait, is that going to get deleted?

Possibly. Was that a bad room read? Nah, that was spot on, Anastasia. I only know the lyrics to that song now that I work with Brie. It's weird how those lyrics of that song takes up a lot of area in my brain. It is very strange.

And it was from so long ago. You know what other song also takes up a lot of area in my brain? Do you guys remember the song Camel Toe by a group called Fanny Pack? Yes, I do. Fix yourself, girl. You got it, Camel Toe. It was an absolute banger.

Is it in the system? How do you spell camel? C-A-M-E-L. Oh, okay. I did have it right. I'm pretty sure I loaded it once for a bit. Fanny Pack. Type in Fanny Pack.

One word, two words. Two words. I would have loaded it. Oh, no. What is that? Can you pull up YouTube? That's a great. Oh, here it is.

You got it? Yeah. What's that? Oh. She had a frontal wedgie, a camel toe. That's right. No, that's enough of that. No.

I like the part where she's like, walking down the street, something caught my eye. A growing epidemic that really ain't fly. A middle-aged lady, I gotta be blind. Her spander specker shorts were creeping up the front. You could see her uterus. Her pants were too tight. She mustn't own panties.

They were not in sight She walked right by The poor woman didn't know She had a frontal wedgie A camel toe That's right Okay, I feel embarrassed Wow, some of it came back to me

Isn't it weird Our stuff stays in your brain like that Kim Crossman, is there anything you would like to share on your last podcast intro? I feel like this week I've shared enough. No, other than I've just had a really wonderful time. I will say this job is harder than it sounds like as an as a listener which whether you care to share that or not it's just oh yeah please share on yeah we can share whatever we want on the

podcast yeah but in a wonderful way i mean you guys all handle everything with such grace and you're so good at what you do but i think i've always kind of listened to radio i'm like you guys wilson everything's so funny, which it is. So you're saying we weren't funny? No, it is all of that. But there is a lot more of like, you know, seeing if ideas are going to work and then putting a lot of faith in callers. And luckily you have really amazing listeners.

Leah, shout out to Leah. You'll hear her on today's show. She is so funny. So a bit of a back story so can i tell yeah so uh leah is coming up she's going to be in a part um where they do the the low deep voice challenge um and i nearly didn't put her through because when she picked up the phone she answered it in her low voice. And all I was hearing was and I was like, hey, what's your name?

And she was like, and I was like, I think you're doing your voice. Can you just tell me your name, please? And she's like, oh, it's Leah. I love her. And I was like,

all right, Leah, channel all this into the challenge. Hashtag Leah vibes. Hashtag what would Leah do. It's true. So funny. Should I keep going? Yes, always.

But no, we've dressed up. We've had a great time. It's just honestly been such a dream week. I've had a brilliant time. And yeah, definitely shout out and tribute to you three who have just carried me through this week. No, you've been great. You've been so lovely.

Your energy is so nice to be around. And you're just very funny also. That's good. Very talented. I mean, we saw that in the acting challenges. Yeah. I think when I gave birth, I freaked you out, though. You wouldn't make eye contact.

Yeah, I don't think Ben is ever going to want to get anyone pregnant ever again. What do you mean ever again? No, yeah, you're just a super talented, lovely human being and we appreciated you being here. Thank you. Because some people said no and that's why we had to get you.

That's not true, Bob. That is not true. I'm joking. You know I'm joking I'll be sick of this That's fine See nice things Make me uncomfortable And I have to make a joke

It's fine You can make a joke Cover with laughter That's what we do Tears of a cow Cover it in tears of a cow To the podcast We're actually away for a week

Oh yeah We do need to mention that We're off for the next week We've got a big Easter break Everyone here is ready For a bit of a Time off Oh god

I know I am. Nothing to do with you guys. No podcast for about a week. Well, all... yeah. Next week. We'll be back the week after. About a week, yeah. If you want to put a reminder on your phone, 12th of April is when we're back.

Is when you'll get another podcast. But I hope everyone that listens to this podcast is having time off. Yeah, when we have time off off they should have time off yeah that's how it works just tell your boss um and if you need to play this audio let's give them a little bit let's give them a clip here you say something okay and then this is just you send this ready you put a beep noise in that's where they add their name i just need to go get it hold up are you ready yep oh am i beeping then where they put their name in? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, cool. G'day, boss. It's Bree here from the Bree and Clint podcast. Look, this is just a bit of a warning message to let you know that has actually got the shits, which is horrible, but they're working from home, which is great. And if you need proof, we have taken photos. So let us know if you need those.

And I'm sure we'll be back into work ready to go very soon. I love your business and I'd love to order some from your business really soon. Thanks so much. Bye. This is really good. I think that's perfect. I might use that for my, oh, no, I don't have a job.

What is your next thing? If people like listening to you this week. You've got a podcast. Oh, my God. Plug your podcast. Definitely. Plug away. I do have a podcast.

Plug it. So I have a podcast called Pretty Depressed Because I am, spoiler alert Both pretty and depressed And pretty depressed But no, I interview a bunch of amazing Stars in LA Where I usually live

Who also have been really open about their mental health And yeah, we kind of just It's kind of a candid approach To the fun things and the not so fun things in a really digestible way so whether you have anything with your mental health or you know someone who does it's a a good little insight into it very like transparent conversations that always end up being really funny so trying to kind of remove that stigma so it's pretty depressed you can find that everywhere you find a podcast and then I'm off to do a movie in a couple of weeks.

Also, I've never been asked to go on the podcast. That's all right. I had you on my show. Look at all the things breeded for you, you know. I know. Let's get down. Let's get down to business. You've always got this.

Give you one more night. One more night to get this. We've had a million. Hey, I won't give away too much on this get this. We've had a million, million. Hey, I won't give away too much because it's on the podcast today. Yeah, I've done all that for you, but that's all right. A movie? Ooh. Sorry.

You can come be on the podcast anytime. Any clues for the movie? I thought you were going to say you can come be in the movie. I was like, yes, please. You can come have lunch at the movie. Is there catering? A dog. Didn't they need a dog?

I could play a dog. They did need a dog. I don't know if we're allowed to say that. No, no, you can say that. They needed a dog didn't they need a dog i could play a dog they did need a dog i don't know if we're allowed to say that no no you can say that i needed a dog that literally gives nothing away to it i've been told that they are casting leprechauns uh and i was covering up well you've covered it very well that's exciting is that being filmed where that's being filmed here in new zealand it's an american film um so the it's quite cool actually i'm the first person You've covered it very well. That's exciting. Is that being filmed where? That's being filmed here in New Zealand. It's an American film. It's quite cool actually.

I'm the first person attached to the project so I get to know who's auditioning. Yeah, it's quite cool. Can you tell us anything else? I don't think she can. Just that there will be a dog in it. Nice. I have to do an American accent

and possibly dye my hair again. The fun things of being. Basically, when you sign on for some of these jobs, it's like you give over everything. They're like, we're going to do this and do that and stuff. You get kind of used to it. Okay, I need the money. Yeah.

Give us a bit of your American accent. I was trying to sound so New Zealand The trick to doing an American accent Is to first of all Say the line with your tongue out As far as possible So you'll do it with me And we're going to say

This is the Brie and Clint podcast It's amazing So you're going to do it as well You go first, I'm going to copy So I'll do it with my tongue out first so that your mouth warms up. Hey, this is a real life acting class, guys. Welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast.

Welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast. Oh my goodness. What? What was the first part? What are you doing with your tongue? So I'm just covering it because it's gross to watch. But if you say in your American accent or your best American accent the line you want to say,

but put your tongue as far out as possible to warm it up. Yeah. Welcome to BrainCoke Podcast. And now do it. Welcome to. Oh, wow. Welcome. Yeah.

I don't know what accent I want to go with. American. We want American. No, but there's so many different types. Jesus laid it upon my heart to tell you that you can totally do an American accent. I don't think I can. Yes, you can. Put your tongue out.

Welcome to the Brain Clean Popcast. Yeah. Welcome to the Brain Clean Popcast. That's perfect. Is that good? Yeah That was really good Accents are my thing Yeah obviously

Hey I'm walking here That's good too That's good I'm from Boston I'm walking here Got it Coffee I want a coffee

Good Let's touch the microphone Yuck Yuck This could go down as one of the longest intros It could I want a coffee. Good. I just touched the microphone. Yuck. Yuck. This could go down as one of the longest intros. It could. Nothing bad about it. It's just a fact.

The other fact is I'd like to go home for my long weekend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go home. Let's go home. Everyone, I was just trying to, you know, give you some more time because traffic. But, Kim, any last words for the podcast listeners? Yeah. Wherever you are on the planet, you should always listen to this podcast.

Oh, good one. Say it to your podcast. And also my podcast. Yeah, nice. Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two. What a way to start the weekend! 1, 2, 3, 2, 1.

Good afternoon, guys. Crickets, crickets. Hi, everyone. Kim Crossman here, and usually I'm on air with Brie. Where is Brie? Brie is... I actually don't know. In classic April Fools style

She's hiding somewhere I bet Oh and I probably have to go and find her Well that's okay I'll take this opportunity to shine on the radio Yeah good on you Clint is away His wife Lucy had baby number two Maggie how cute

Very cute So I am filling in I've had an absolute riot I also got to pick the first song. I know. That we are going to be playing today. And I feel like it's quite fitting. I'm going to play it for you in just a second.

But also, we are going to play Tradie v. Ladies. So if you want to play, make sure you call us, 0800-DIAL-ZM. At the moment, the ladies are winning, 28 to 21. We're doing our job. I'm doing my job. So I am here. Oh, Bree's back. Bree's finally arrived.

I thought you said you would tell me when we're about to go to air. Oh, I thought you were asking him. You should know. It's 3 o'clock every day. I mean, it's not like I've been doing this show for three years or anything. I feel like I did quite a good job. You did very well. Very well on your own.

Padding for time, it's called. Ah, I see. Something we call in the radio business, Happy April Fools. Thank you. That was a really unplanned, not very good gag. So hopefully we do some more in the show. What were you talking about? Well, I actually got to pick the first song that we're going to play.

And there's a reason I picked it. It is Leighton Meester, Good Girls Gone Bad. Because I feel like my week in radio, I came in a good, humbled, kind woman. And I have corrupted you. Funny, it only took really one day, but here we are four days later. And you're extra corrupted. I'm extra corrupt. I'm pretty proud of it, actually.

It only took me four days. All right. Well, have you told people to call? People are going to call for Tradie V. Lady. Excellent. Do you want to introduce your song? I do. All right. Well, have you told people to call? People are going to call for Tradie V. Lady. Excellent. Do you want to introduce your song? I do. All right.

Well, I hope you guys have a wonderful afternoon. We're kicking it off here on the Bree and Clint show with Kim Crossman filling in. And this is Good Girls Go Bad. Yeah, killed it. I make them good girls go. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus Lady. We've had some ripping games of tradie v. lady this week, haven't we, Kim? It's been a lot of fun.

I think it's because you've been quiz master. You've done a stellar job. I like being quiz master. I love trivia. I'm a bit rubbish at it, but I like it. Yeah, Family Feud, if you're listening. Kim Crossman is the next host. That's all I'm saying. Let's push that narrative.

Let's push that narrative. All right, two people going head-to-head in a trivia quiz. The first person taking part today, it's our tradie. He's 31. He's from Ashburton, and he's a builder. G'day, Aaron. G'day. How's it going?

Good. Thank you, mate. How's your week been? Not too bad. Just building a house over 500 square feet at the moment. It's so impressive to me, people that build things like that. I agree. I wouldn't even know where to start.

And then some people go to the gym and stuff too. It's incredible. All right, Aaron, today you'll be taking on the lady. She's 35. She's from Invercargill. She's a nurse All right, Erin, today you'll be taking on the lady. She's 35. She's from Invercargill. She's a nurse. Welcome, Crystal. Hi, guys.

How are you, mate? I'm good, thank you. How are you? Very good, thanks, Crystal. Can I just say thank you for your service, especially over the past 12 months. I know it must have been tough. I work privately, so I've managed to avoid that,

but I appreciate the sentiment. I'm sure the other nurses do too. Mate, any nurse is okay with me and my books, that's for sure. All right, guys, this is how it works. Crystal, your buzzer is lady. Aaron, your buzzer is tradie. Buzz in when you think you know the correct answer. First to three correct questions wins.

Take it away, Kim. All righty. Question number one. What was Christina Aguilera's number one hit in 1999? Lady. Yes, Crystal. Any in a bottle? Crushed it.

If you wanna be with me, baby, there's a price to pay. Her first big hit other than her breakthrough single, which was in the movie Mulan, the cartoon version. There's a bit of trivia for you. Additional trivia. One to the ladies. All right, question number two. Name the parents in The Simpsons.

Crystal. Trady. Oh, I'm going to say Aaron just buzzed in with Trady. Marge and Homer. Correct. Very hard to get that question wrong. So iconic. All right, one apiece.

All right, question number three. Who is the voice of Buzz Lightyear in Toy Story? I'll give you guys a hint. Is that a hint? What if I said, can I give a hint or no? Oh, here I am wanting to help. You try and do the laugh. You know the laugh.

I wasn't going to do the laugh. I was going to give a hint. Loves the tools in another show. That was going to be in another tool. Oh, lady? Yes, Crystal? Um, uh, oh, no, I can't remember. Sorry.

Someone yelled it. I heard it. It's a cool man, Taylor. We need the name, but yes, you're on the right track. I heard someone yell it out in the background. All right, we're going to have to buzz both of you out. It, of course, was Tim Allen. All right, still one piece.

All right, question number four. How many members were in the Kiwi all-girl pop group True Bliss? Lady. Yes, Crystal. Four. No, that's not right. Do you want to go, Aaron? Five. Five, Crystal. Four. No, that's not right. Do you want to go, Aaron? Five.

Five is correct. Nice work. And very exciting. Popstars is coming back for a reboot. And they're not just looking for an all-girl group. They're looking for anyone and everyone. So that's going to be super exciting. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies.

All right. This is a good one. This is multi-choice. What beverage is known as milk punch? Is it A, Milo, B, a lime milkshake, or C, eggnog? Lady? Yes, Crystal. Eggnog?

That's correct. Nice work. We are all tied up here, folks. This is for the win. All right. Who sings this song? I'll give you a hint. Oh, my God.

Yes, Aaron? Is that Will.i.am? No, it wasn't. Crystal, do you want to have a go? I think it's like, oh, I can't think of the name. It's right there. On the tip of your tongue? Yeah.

I'll give you both a hint. This guy performed at Friday Jams, the last Friday Jams, or the one before that. I can't remember. Taya Cruz. Crystal. I don't know how you've done it, but you've pulled it through for a win by the skin of your teeth.

$50 coming your way, girl. Awesome. Thank you. No worries. There it is, Trini. V-Lady. The ladies taking out 29-21 for the week. Kim, something that I've been doing recently

is obviously I've got a dog now, which is, you know, the best thing ever. And I go to the dog park a lot. I spend so much time at the dog park. I meet new people there. It's a great place to go because everyone's so friendly. You can talk about your dogs, you know. It's just fun.

And you meet a lot of people. And recently I've been talking to this couple um quite a lot and they're always there at a similar time that i'm there and we said um oh you know we should like you know get the dogs together and they can have play dates and whatever and i was like oh great i'll add you on Facebook. And I directed it at one of them and she was like, oh, this is our Facebook. And I was like, pardon me? And she was like, oh, this is our Facebook.

We've got a joint account. And I was like, oh, okay, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Anyway, so I went onto Facebook and I've typed in their names and it's come up with the join account. And they're like a similar age to me. So they're like 30, 31, something like that. And it just felt weird to me, like a joint account.

Yeah. Have you got any friends that have got a joint account? They're going to ask me if I have a joint account and I'll be like, with who? Actually, yeah. I mean, friends in their 60s, sure. The older generation, a boomer account. A boomer account.

They do love a joint account, don't they? And I think that's quite cute. I think that's very cute. Because they're probably not going on it a lot. It's a good way for their friends to keep in touch, you know, add them to reunions. Of course. You know, stuff like that. Of course.

To comment on all your stuff. You've got to get that. To play solitaire through Facebook. I don't know what boomers do on Facebook. That farm thing that was popular. Farmville. Hey, you, no. The boomers don't get Farmville.

That's still ours. All right. Where else do they share their misinformation? Yeah, but I think it shocked me a little bit because I'm kind of like, Still. That's still ours. All right. Where else do they share their misinformation? Yeah, but I think it shocked me a little bit because I'm kind of like, oh, you don't see joint Facebook accounts in the wild all that often, you know. No. In our age group.

And I was like, okay, what are the reasons that they have a joint Facebook account? You tell me what you think the reasons are. Maybe that one of them is off social media but, like, you know, isn't on it but still needs to get invited to cousin Karen's wedding or see the baby photos. But if they're not on it, then why does their name need to be on it? They're not checking it. Just so people can get, I don't know. What else? What else have you got?

Why would they have a joint Facebook account? One of them had a secret identity and doesn't want... One of them's a spy. A spy and doesn't want any of their past coming back. Okay, that's a maybe. They came from a foreign country that is not allowed Facebook so they don't have any old photos to be tagged in. I don't know.

You're staring at me with such big eyes like I should know the answer. Facebook so they don't have any old photos to be tagged in? I don't know. I don't know. You're staring at me with such big eyes like I should know the answer. I feel like it's interesting because when you go to message someone or people that have a joint Facebook account, what if you want to tell one person something but you don't want the other person to know? Not in a sinister way but say it's a personal conversation and it's your like rash cream exactly what if you want to have that combo you know it's that's not the

platform you're tiptoeing around i think i know what you're i mean i'm not saying this is the main reason or this is the reason that these people have a joint account i feel like if someone has been a naughty little minx and is untrustworthy on the internet, then perhaps this is a way to go, we are in a relationship together. We share everything. Stay away, Amelia, or whatever. Why is it always Amelia's fault?

I don't know. It's the name that's going to mind. Well, you and I are confused. We don't know. Maybe we should ask people this afternoon who are listening, do you have a joint Facebook account? Do you know people that have one? What's the reason? Tell us. We want to know. I hope someone's a spy. Me too. We want to understand. If you're a spy, you can remain anonymous. 0800 dial ZM or you can

text us on 9696. Maybe DM us from your joint Facebook account. Right now though, we're discussing joint Facebook accounts. I met a couple at the dog park and I said, oh, let's add each other on Facebook so we can, you know, meet up for doggy dates. And they were like, oh, here's our joint Facebook account. And I was like, what's happened? And anyway, a bit awkward, but it might not be. So we've asked you to call through, 0800DIALSATM. What's the reason you have a joint Facebook account? Let's start with Beverly.

G'day, Beverly. Hello. Do you know someone with a joint Facebook account? Yes, my parents. I never know who I'm talking to. It must be confusing, eh? It is, it is. Because it's going to my messenger as well.

I've got no idea. When you post something, you can't tell from the comments that they're posting if it's mum or dad? No, and I can't have secret conversations. Yeah, see, how are you meant to organise? What if you wanted to organise a surprise birthday for your dad but you never know if it's your dad or your mum talking on the Facebook? So true. Time for those boomers to get their own.

My mum's nosy and they're of the age where, you know, the female took the husband's name and they just kind of hid behind the hubbies. That's just the age group. Yeah, I totally agree with you. And that might be the case. You know, the boomers, they love a joint Facebook account. But what about anonymous?

Hello, anonymous. Hi. Do you have a joint Facebook account? No. My little brother has a joint Facebook with his partner because she can't be trusted. She sends pictures to other males. No! Yeah, they've recently had a baby together too. So Anonymous, tell me, did they originally have their own two Facebook accounts, but then now it's merged into one? Yeah, she had one and he had one. Yeah. Oh, scandalous. Scandalous.

And does everybody know? Pretty much all the family, yeah. And does everyone call them by their abbreviated Facebook name or how did they make? Everyone just, because they've put both their names on their joint Facebook, so. Yeah, she just uses Instagram now to send the pics. Oh, I hope not. I'm just kidding.

Bree's just stirring the pot. I'm just kidding. Let's go to anonymous number two. Hello. Hello. Do you know someone who's got a joint Facebook account? Yes, they had their own ones until he tethered on her and then they had a merged account until at the time where he tethered again

and they got their own ones again because they got divorced. So there's one way to get yourself out of a joint Facebook account. Tether again, get divorced and you can have your own Facebook back. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, look, we've been tiptoeing around it but it's usually maybe when someone does something wrong and their privileges get taken off them. Yeah, their internet privileges. I wonder if Trump's joining on Melania's Instagram and Twitter and Facebook.

It's kind of like the equivalent of an adult getting Wi-Fi taken away from them, you know? All right. Well, now we're going back on the joint account again, Gary. You know the rules. There you go. Joint Facebook accounts. Not just for boomers, apparently.

Bree and Clint. It's time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest. Oh, it's the end of the week into a long, long weekend. We've lost the blood. We've lost it. But this is super exciting. I'm pumped to announce this on the show.

I mean, it has been revealed already, but this is the first time it's been said here. And the cities for the FIFA World Cup 2023, the Women's World Cup, have been announced. Okay, tell me them. And this is even more exciting because, obviously obviously it's happening here in New Zealand and Australia and Auckland's Eden Park will be hosting the opening game. Wow.

How amazing is that? I love Eden Park. I've got goosies. That's so exciting. That'll be incredible to have the first game, the opening of the Women's FIFA World Cup right here in Auckland, which is cool. Other host cities and stadiums where you'll be able to watch games, Adelaide, Brisbane, Dunedin, Hamilton, Melbourne, Perth, Sydney

and Wellington, all games coming to those cities, which is very exciting. And super cool for the women's game. And I've got quite a few friends in the New Zealand team. And I'll just pick up those names I just dropped. Yeah, just pick up those names. Are you good at going to an event as someone who will be going to an event with you soon? Do you pack your own snacks?

Do you arrive on time? None of the above. None of the above. I'm kind of a, you know, fly by the, what's the saying? Fly by the seat of your pants kind of gal. Is that the saying? Yeah. Yeah.

Because, yeah, we're going to Eden Park soon. We are. We're going to the first ever musical gig that'll be on at Eden Park, 660. Did you see? I've organised a pub crawl for us. Well, that's not a good idea. Have you seen, though, they announced the opening acts for the 660 gig? I didn't know that. Oh, this is a double

latest today, then. Okay. So, the Drax Project boys. Great. Dave Dobbin. And Jess B. This is awesome. Massive line-up. Something for everyone. I know, something for everyone. It's going to be amazing.

There you go. All the latest gigs coming to Eden Park. The FIFA Women's World Cup in 2023. Very exciting. Bree and Clint. It's Kim Crossman filling in for the week. And we've been itching to give this a go all week. The Deep Voice Challenge. And we've been seeing on the internet, the interwebs,

that people are using the new Tiesto song to test their vocal range. This is the song we're talking about. It's on the ZM playlist right now. What are your thoughts on the track? I would like to, well, on the track, great song. How do we like it to go on record that I am tone deaf? And I think that that's an important thing to lead with. Have you ever heard a segment on our show called Friday Okie?

Yeah, I think you talk it down. I think you've got some talent there. You're nothing. Play driver's license. Nothing if not committed. You should hear when I attempt a driver's license. I'm telling you, if there's anyone tone deaf in this studio, it's me. So here's how it's going to work.

And everyone listening, there's something in it for you guys as well because after Kim and I give it a go, you guys, the best one, the deepest voice on this track is going to win a 50 KFC chicken dollars. So this is what we're looking for. Kim and I have both spent about five minutes in the booth recording our deepest voice we can on the new Tiesto track. Do you want to go first or do you want me to go

first? I want you to go first. Oh no. What's that? What is that face, Producer Ben? No, we can do you first. Yeah, yours is so good. No, it's not. We can go yours first, yep. Alright, here we go. This is my attempt, Tiesto, the deep voice challenge.

Let's get down, let's get down to business. Give you one more night, one more night to get this. We've had a million, million nights just like this. So let's get down, let's get down to business. There's a drop. That was pretty good. I should have gone first because now mine's going to be so rubbish. I reckon yours, I've seen your talents this week.

I reckon you've crushed it. No, no, hold on. Don't do that. Don't do that. I reckon you've hit it out of the park. Don't do that because now you're going to oversell and I'll come in and under deliver. That's not fair.

Producer Ben, I always say she puts on the high-pitched voice. I always say that's an act, that voice she puts on. I think she's actually a baritone. Alright, here we go. We're about to find out. Kim Crossman, the deep voice challenge. Let it rip. Let's get down,

let's get down to business. Give you one more night, one more night to get this We've had a million, million Nights just like this So let's get down Let's get down to business Why do you sound like the wizard from The Wizard of Oz?

Because I had to put on a character I was like, I'll just do like an evil Big forehead kind of guy. You know, there's always that one kid in school that's real musical theatre.

That's Kim Crossford. Oh, it is. I love musical theatre. I know. I can tell. My dream in life is that I'm somewhere and we all break

into song and dance. Like, but, you know, this was before Fleshmobs. You know, that's not, the sound of music wasn't a true story.

It was a biopic. It was. Mary Poppins, also not real. That is so funny. That's hilarious. We are horrible. Do you want the callers to do all of it or just a few lines? Just a few lines.

What do you want, Ben? I reckon just the first two lines to make it a little bit easier. Give us an example. So this is the first two lines from the actual song, Not Bree or Kim. That's it. That's actually when you played that back, it's almost exactly the same as when we

did it. Yeah, I couldn't even tell if that was the real one or us. I could. If you think you can do it, those two lines, the deepest voice that you can, the best one, will pick up 50 KFC chicken dollars right here, right now. Call us, 0800-DIAL-ZM. Kia ora, I'm Simon Bound, and I host Business Is Boring, a podcast that reckons it's anything but.

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Give you one more night, one more night. Kim Crossman and I have embarrassed ourselves immensely on the radio all week, and this is no different. We've given the deep voice challenge a go with the Tiesto Let's Get Down to Business. And it's funny, the text machine, everyone says it was a pretty even performance. Someone said, oh, God, please, girls, stop. Is that the text you were meaning? Yeah, but it was girls, plural.

It wasn't like, Brie, you're great, Kim. Both of you. Yeah, right. We're challenging you guys this afternoon on 0800DIALS at M. Who has the deepest, most beautiful rendition of the deep voice challenge? The winner will take home 50 KFC chicken dollars. You and I will be the judge, Kim. So let's kick it off with Ollie.

G'day, Ollie. G'day. All right, you think you got what it takes? Hopefully. All right, how's this going to play out, Producer Ben? So I reckon, Bri, you lead them in, and they can just go whenever they want, and then I'll hit the drop when it feels right.

Okay. Okay. All right. So you count them in. Okay, three, two, okay, three, two, one. Go, Ollie. Let's get down, let's get down

to business. Give you one more night, one more night to get this. Whoa! Wow! Ollie! Ollie, that was... I feel like you just made Kim and I look even more horrific. Yeah.

Really put us in our place. Very good. That's going to be hard to beat. Who's up next, Kim? Next, we have Leah. Leah. Oh, it's Leah. Can't wait.

All right, Leah. Do the ladies proud. Are you ready? I'll count you in. All right. Three, two, one. Go, Leah. Let's get down, let's get down to business.

Let's get down, let's get down to business. That's so good. Leah. She's going for it. Keep going, Leah. Keep going. Let's get down, let's get down to business. I love it.

You know what it is am I good I'm so good I'm still going do I keep going yeah keep going yeah keep going let's get down

let's get down to business I don't know the lyrics but let's get Leah I love you so much but we have to move on okay

alright David are you ready were you warming up David here we go David I'll count you in 3, 2, 1 go David let's get down

to business. We've got one more night, one more night to do this. Yeah. I like it. Yes, David. I reckon that David could be in my musical re-industries. I think he could be. He sounds like a monster or something.

Yeah, evil monster. Good, David. Turned lion. Thank you. And he's still in character. He's so good. I like that. Very strong, Dave. We're going to finish it off with he's still in character. He's so good. I like that. Very strong, Dave.

We're going to finish it off with you, Jase. Hey, how's it going? Good. Oh, a deep voice, Jason. This is going to serve you well. All right, 50 KFC chicken dollars on the line. Jason, in three, two, one. Go, Jase.

Let's get down. Let's get down to business. If you want more night, want more night, get this. Yeah, Jason. Solid. Ooh, this is tough. This is, I hate this part. I mean, I liked David's flair and character.

I know. And I like Leah's commitment. Jason's voice was very deep, which is what we're looking for. And Ollie was great too. I feel like Leah was so funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you voting for yourself, Leah? Can I hear it just one tiny bit again? I think we need to hear it one more time again. Ready? Three, two, one. Let for yourself, Leah? Can I hear it just one tiny bit again?

I think we need to hear it one more time again, you ready? Three, two, one. Let's go, Leah. Let's get down, let's get down to business. Let's get down, let's get down to business. You know what it is, but I don't know the lyrics. Let's get down, let's get down to business. You killed me, Leah.

You get it. The 50k seems like a dollar. Awesome. Leah, call the show any time, you legend. Yeah. Kim Crossman filling in for the week and something we've been doing all week, Kim, is I've been testing you on your acting abilities.

Because I'm looking at getting into... Because it's the only solid thing in my life and we're trying to... Yeah. No, because I've been looking at getting into talent management, seeing, you know, if I want to take on a few clients. And so far you've passed with flying colours, can I say. Thank you. You've done really well. Thank goodness. wouldn't that be awkward I know it would be um you've given birth on air you've called my mum pretending to be someone else um and a big tick from me but uh

there's one more thing we need to do before the week's out and I feel like that is you acting in a scene with someone who has very minimal to no acting experience but still pulling off a memorable performance great so that means you'll be acting uh with me in this scene oh okay great um and to see if you can pull it off, we need someone to call through on 0800DIALZM who's got acting experience or works in the industry to give Kim Crossman either a big tick or a big thumbs down at the end of this. Keeping in mind my self-esteem as a steak. Right, so we've picked a really simple scene and we'd love to get your guesses on the text machine of 9696. What movie do you think this scene is from? Because that's also a big part of it, to see if you can play the character, to see if people can guess what movie we're acting out.

When you're ready, do you need to get into character or something? No. I've got you across from me. I should be fine. Oh, okay. Well, Producer Ben, you are the director. I'll count you guys in. Okay.

Usually you would say action rather than... I'll say what I need to. Call me. Marker. Okay, here we go. Three, two, one. Action. Will you stay with me?

Stay with me for what? Look at us. We're already fighting. Yes, but that is what we do. We fight. You tell me that I'm being an arrogant son of a bitch, and then I tell you when you're a pain in the ass, which you are 99% of the time.

But I'm not afraid to hurt your feelings because they have like a two-second rebound rate, and then you're back to doing the next pain in the ass thing. No, I'm still pretty hurt about you calling me a pain in the ass, to be honest. So what? What now? So it's not going to be easy. It what? What now? So it's not going to

be easy. It's going to be hard and we're going to have to work at it every single day. But I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you forever. Every day. Will you just do something for me, please? What? You just picture your life 30, 40 years from now. And if it's with that girl, then go. Go and be with her because I've lost you once and I can do it again if that's what you really want but don't take the easy way out what easy way are you talking about there is no easy way no matter what I do somebody gets hurt will you stop thinking about everybody else stop thinking about me stop thinking about what else. Stop thinking about me. Stop thinking about what she wants, what your parents want. What do you want? It's not that simple. What do you want?

What do you want? I kind of need to go to the toilet at the moment. Well, go. Go. Okay, thanks. I've been busting. I've been busting. And scene. That was pretty good for people who just read the scene. Hey, I felt like we had, like, you know. Some chemistry. Chemistry. But let's go to the phones. Melanie.

Hi. What kind of experience do you have in the acting world? None, but I know where that's from. One of my favourite movies. Oh, great, great. This is what we want. Melanie, could you tell from our acting, what film was that scene from?

The Notebook. Melanie, you've crushed it. Well done, Melanie. And, Melanie, out of 10, Kim Crossman's acting abilities, 10 being the best you've ever heard, you've ever seen, and, you know, obviously Zero not being great, what would you give it? Oh, damn, I give her a 12 out of 10 for that emotion.

Are you serious? I mean, I was taking on Ryan Gosling's stellar performance. Thank you, Melanie. What a delight. You really made Kim Crossby's day, Mel. I don't think you understand. You need to chuck a little bit more emotion in there.

Alright, Mel. That is a lot. That is a lot, Mel. Bree and Clint. Time for What's the Plot? Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic. Not really, but picking a movie title based on just the plot line that she can do. Brie and Clint,

what's the plot? It's the one talent I possess, Kim Crossman, most of the time. But could today be the day? Well, let's put it to the test then, shall we? Oh, no. Ah, the shoe is on the other foot. I feel like this could trip me up, Producer Ben, having Kim Crossman in studio. I'd feel uncomfortable. She's not only, it's not, the theme is her favourite films,

but she's also written the plots. You've written the plots? Yeah, she's sort, you know, so it could be a bit harder. Jeez, okay. No copy and paste for this gal. You really put in the work this afternoon. I did. The person taking me on this afternoon is you, Izzy.

Hello. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. How are you? Yeah, really good, thank you. How do you think you're going to go? Oh, I don't know. Hopefully really well, but...

Do you usually play along in the car? I try to. All right, not giving much away. Good, good from you. Well, the theme of today's movies are my favourite films. So hopefully that will give you a bit of a hint. Not really. Yeah. So the rules of the game, Izzy, if

you want a reminder, Kim Crossman will read out the movie plots. If at any point you feel like you know the film, you can buzz in with your name. If you get the movie wrong, the other person gets a free guess and Kim will keep reading. First to two correct plots will take out the win today. $150

on the line thanks to KFC. Kim, you are the master of this challenge. When you're ready. Alright, movie plot number one. Two loose cannon narcotics cops investigate... Three! Bad boys two. Oh my God. Jeez. You mentioned it at the start of the week. Did I?

I feel like so. Maybe that was a bit of a hint for me. I did say it on air today. You said it on air. I did. You said Bad Boys 2. This is my favourite film of all time. Now I'm trying to remember if you've said anything else,

but I don't recall. All right. All Alright. Movie plot number two. A young, newlywed couple honeymoon in Europe where obstacles challenge their ability to sustain the marriage. They are two lovebirds... Mmm. This is a very similar plot line to a lot of films, I feel like, except for the European part.

I'm going to go with Just Married. What? Is that right? Yes. Brittany Murphy, Ashton Kutcher, phenomenal film. I'm sorry, Izzy. That's it. Should we go for number three?

Let's go for three because I think this one, I feel Izzy will get this one. Okay. Okay, I'll try my best. You got this, Izzy. That's it. Should we go for number three? Let's go for three because I think this one, I feel Izzy will get this one. Okay. Okay, I'll try my best. You got this, Izzy. I believe in you. Okay. Movie plot number three.

A prince and his father are targeted by his bitter uncle. Brie, Brie, Brie, Brie, Brie, the Lion King. It's got to be. It is. Oh, my God. Okay. Stay there, Izzy. it's gotta be it is oh my god okay stay there Izzy I just want to try

the first line of my next one because I don't believe this go go go okay first line of the next one Izzy you can try on this one too

a lazy law school grad adopts a kid to impress his girlfriend great big daddy she is this good oh my god I'm sorry Izzy I don't understand it I'm sorry Izzy I feel like to impress his girlfriend. Brie, big daddy. She is this good. Oh, my God. I'm sorry, Izzy.

I don't understand it. I'm sorry, Izzy. I feel like I've had a good afternoon. We appreciate you calling through, though. Thank you. Oh, boy. Izzy is so sad. She's so, so good.

This is the only talent I have. I wish it had been something worthwhile. Brie and Clint. Kim Crossman been something worthwhile. Bree and Clint. Kim Crossman, still here. Your last day. Don't sound too excited. No, it's been an absolute pleasure. And I thought I would send you off into the sunset

with some very important advice. I found an article today which talks about one of the most desirable things to have on a dating profile. Which, I mean, you're not single, but, you know, you never know. And it's quite interesting to me, which, I mean, I could have guessed this, but apparently one of the most desirable things to have on your dating profile is being bilingual. Oh, okay. Which means obviously knowing more than one language. Yes.

Okay. And have you dated someone who's spoke multiple languages? No. I've never dated someone that has spoken more than one language and that makes me a little bit sad. Yeah. Have you? Yep.

Have you? Yep. Why are you breezing over that? Well, I guess you go how fluent is fluent. Right. I mean, I can say a couple of things in a couple of languages as you can. Yeah, I can say a lot of swear words in Italian. Of course you can.

But that does not count. Yeah, okay. say a lot of swear words in Italian. Of course you can. But that does not count. Yeah, okay. Cool, cool, cool. Semantics. If you try to hire me for an acting job, there's definitely like basic French on there or something. Basic French, can ride a horse, like a bunch of things that aren't true. So have you actually dated someone who's bilingual?

Mm-hmm. Have you? And what was the language? Spanish. Oh, Spanish. Español. Very sexy in my opinion. See, we're bilingual.

Yeah, got it. Okay, so that pumps people up the ranks, I guess, in the dating apps. Yeah, apparently the study said that 71% of the participants said that someone who could speak multiple languages was sexier than those who could only speak one. Fair. My dad is bilingual. And is he sexy?

Yuck. Not to you, to your mum. Producer Ben, alright. No, my dad can speak Italian. His first language was Italian. And, yeah, so he's bilingual. That's the only culture my family has.

Okay. What about your family? Anyone bilingual? Nope. Not that I'm wanting to date anyone in your family. Oh, none of us. I mean, Chiefie's pretty much good looking. He is.

And your mum. A lot of compliments. Look out. I thought it would be fun this afternoon because I think anyone who can speak multiple languages, awesome. Like what an amazing talent to have. Is it a talent? Probably not. We want you to call through. 0800 dials at M.

Are you bilingual? What's the word? Trilingual. Quadlingual. Quadlingual. How many languages can you speak and are you willing to show them off this afternoon? Please do it. Impress us.

0800 dials at M. Or you can text through. How many languages are you speaking? Free and Clint. We're discussing what is the top thing you should be putting on your dating profile. I'm glad that we're giving relationship advice dressed as two giant carrots. That sounds weird out of context. It's Easter and we decided to dress up.

But apparently on your dating profile, if you are bilingual, that means if you could speak more than one language, you should be putting it on there because apparently you'll get a lot more matches. That's what it's saying. Okay. Which I mean, I wish I could speak more than one language, but I

struggle with English. So do I. I'm dyslexic. But to be honest, when I find out if someone can speak more than one language, I'm like, nice. And whatever they're saying, it's hot, right? Yeah, it doesn't matter what they're saying. Great. I'm like, yes please. So we've asked you to call through.

0800 dials at M. Are you bilingual or maybe trilingual or quadrilingual? Quadrilingual. Yep, that's a word. Antonia, hello. Hi. How are you? I'm good, thanks.

Enjoying this beautiful weather. Oh, I know, isn't it stunning? Yes. Are you bilingual? Yeah. So I'm taught in two languages, but I understand four, actually. Okay, tell us all about it. So I'm, of course, fluent in English and fluent in Swedish.

Because of being fluent in Swedish, I understand Danish and Norwegian. Very useful here. Isn't that amazing? Yeah, that's really cool. I used to live with two Norwegian girls. And is it, well, they told me that in Norway, you actually, everyone can nearly speak, everyone's nearly bilingual because you learn English

and you speak Norwegian, which is really cool. Yeah. Do you feel like it impresses people on dates? Yeah, they always ask me to say dirty things and I mean, I'm up for it. Antonia! Yes, I like it. We appreciate your honesty, Antonia.

Give us a little bit of what language you would be like to hear from Antonia. Swedish. I want to hear something in Swedish. Okay. My name is Antonia and I'm from New Zealand, Australia. I'm from the South, England and the South of Austria. Oh, pardon you, Antonia.

We can't say that on the radio, all right? Thanks for calling up. So cool. Let's go to Ramon. Hi there. G'day. How are you? Fine, here. How many languages can you speak, Ramon. Hi there. G'day. How are you? Fine here. How many languages can you speak Ramon?

Four. Catalan, Spanish, Romanian and some English. Wow. Amazing. What was your first language that you spoke? Catalan. I'm from Barcelona and we are learning Catalan and Spanish from we are kids. And has it helped you in your dating life? Catalan and Spanish, not at all. Maybe Romanian when I was living in Romania. Really? Yeah, but not Catalan or Spanish. But really, speaking Spanish hasn't helped you. I feel like Spanish is the language of love.

In Spain, people say that it's Italian or French, that language. So nobody cares about Spanish. Oh, right. Okay. Sibalissima. We have to learn another one then, I guess. Yeah. Well, Ramon, very impressive.

I feel like Kim and I are very impressed. Let's finish with Marie. Hi, Marie. Hi. How are you? Hi, Marie. Hi. How are you? Good, thanks. How are you? I'm good.

How many languages do you speak, Marie? I'm fluent in five, but I understand another two more, I'd say. Well, now you're showing off, aren't you, Marie? Not really. I try not to actually tell people about it. I would never put it on my dating profile. Why not? It's just weird.

And then people just start asking you all the questions like, what language do you think in? What language do you dream in? Oh, my God. These are all my follow-up questions. I never thought about those things before people started questioning me about it. I'm not going to lie, quite interesting questions. I guess also what I'm thinking, if people, you can speak multiple languages,

it kind of opens up the pool of people you can probably date and have relationships with. Oh, absolutely it does. But also just in a general way, it does open some doors. And yeah, it's quite cool. What I really like is more being in public places and being capable of listening into other conversations that no one else understands. What languages can you speak, Marie?

So I speak Luxembourgish, which is very close to German. So I'm also fluent in German, French, English and Spanish. And I understand Dutch and Italian. But I couldn't really hold a conversation in Dutch or Italian, like I do in English, for example. Right. Fair enough. I've got a challenge for you, Marie.

Can you say, if you want to play Birthday Banger, call now but say it in Spanish? Oh, God. Too scared to say that. Oh, whatever. Do it in Luxembourgish. Yeah, perfect. Whatever language you decide. Oh, yeah, okay.

If you want to play Birthday Banger, then call me and I'll give you courage. It's so much cooler! I feel like all of our German listeners finally will appreciate because they will be calling through now. They wouldn't understand that.

Oh, they wouldn't? No. Well, what have you done to us, Marie? I wanted all our German callers to call through. I can tell you in German that. Well, we'll get you through next week and we'll get you to do it again. She was amazing. So cool.

Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, here we go. One more Birthday Banger until the long weekend. Kim Crossman.

This is my favourite part of the show. You love this part, don't you? I do. I feel like a lot of people do and it's one of my favourites as well. It's where we take your birthdays and we figure out what was number one on your 16th and then we'll play the best one in full. Let's kick it off with Libby. G'day, Libby.

Hey, team. How's it going? Good, mate. How are you? Yeah, not too... Can't complain when we're going into a long weekend day. Oh, mate. Nice.

How good is it? Have you got something big planned? Oh, no, nothing big. Just enjoying some time at home, I think. Oh, mate. How good is it? Have you got something big planned? Oh, no, nothing big. Just enjoying some time at home, I think. Oh, yes. Sounds like my type of long weekend. Libby, what's your birthday, mate? Birthday is 19th of July, 1986.

Right. You were 16 in 2002 on the 19th of July. And Libby, here's your birthday banger. Libby, bit of Nelly hot in here. Thoughts? Certified banger, surely. Absolutely certified here in the ZM studio, that's for sure. It's a banger. You can't go

wrong with a bit of Nelly Houghton here. Let's go to Nicole. G'day, Nicole. Hello, how are you? Good, mate. How are you doing? Good, thank you. That's good to hear.

What's your birthday, mate? 10th of June, 86. All right, another 86, baby. You were 16 in 2002 also. But let's go to the 10th of June and this was the number one song. That's a mood, a shanty, foolish. Nah, for sure, Libby.

I like the honesty, Nicole. And I mean, let's be real, hot in here. It's a bit more of a banger, upbeat banger. All right, let's finish it off with Gareth. G'day, Gareth. Hey, Brie, how's it going? Good, mate. How are you?

Yeah, nah, not too bad, eh? Just chilling out. Love that. Gareth, are you looking forward to the long, long weekend? Oh, yeah, looking forward to it, right? A bit of putting my feet up style. Absolutely. Love that. Gareth, are you looking forward to the long, long weekend? Oh yeah, looking forward to it. I'd better put my feet up, Stiles. Absolutely. Love it. What's your birthday, mate? Birthday

6-12-1979. Alright. You were 16 in 1995 on the 6th of December. And in 95 this had a number one hit. Hell yeah. Oh, yes, Gary. You're a good little pal.

Bit of Alanis Morissette. I actually remember when this came out. You do? Takes you back? Takes me back, all right. That's what I love about this segment. All right, Gareth, I feel like you're in with a shot. It's time to vote.

We've got a bit of Nelly Houghton here, Foolish by Ashanti, and, I mean, the Queen, Alanis Morissette. Hand in my pocket. Now, you've got to take into account, Kim, that obviously we're going into the long, long weekend. What's the song that's vibing the most with that? I mean, I'm with Nicole.

It's got to either be Hot In Here or Hand In My Pocket. I'm selfishly thinking what do I know the most lyrics to so I can have a bit of a jam. Gotcha. And I think that that might be Hot In Here. What are you thinking? But Alanis is good and I know how much Gareth is fizzing on it. And I love when

people fizz for their own birthday banger. Let's do that then. No, you can't be swayed. I'm so agreeable. You're right, I've completely changed my opinion. You've made a great point and I will go with you. That's not how it works. What do you want? What is

your pick? Nah, I think you're right. I think Alana's hand in my pocket so that you're now going to go with Hot In Here, aren't you? I feel like I'm going to go Hot In Here. Well, we're wearing giant carrot costumes so we could do quite the dance to Hot In Here. Hot In Here. We love you, Gareth, though. But we love Gareth and I love that Alana's track. And you never know, Clint's not here.

We might play a double birthday banger. Double banger? Who knows? Are we allowed? No. Libby, we're playing your track, mate. Yes, Queen. Yes.

Let's go, Libby. Let's go. I was like We'll be right back. I'm asking for, cause I feel like busting loose, and I feel like touching you, uh, uh, and can't nobody stop the juice, so baby tell me what's the use, I said, it's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes, cause I am getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off, oh, it's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes, I am getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off Why you let the bar if you ain't poppin' the bottles? What good is all the fame if you ain't foolin' the models? I see you drivin', what's your cause? Ain't hittin' a throttle And I be down, I do a hundred tops down in goggles Get off the freeway, exit 106 and parked it Ashtray, good day, time to fuck it

Gucci collar, but now I got out and walked it I speak in, cause baby, I can't talk it Whoa, sweatin', it's hot up in this joint Vocal, tank top on at this point We'll be right back. Like, girl, I think my butt gettin' big Oh, it's gettin' hot in here So take off all your clothes I am gettin' so hot I wanna take my clothes off Oh, it's gettin' hot in here So take off all your clothes I am gettin' so hot

I wanna take my clothes off Mix a little bit of With a little bit of Let it just fall off Give a little bit of With a little bit of uh-uh with a little bit of uh-uh Let it just fall out Give a little bit of uh-uh with a little bit of uh-uh Let it hang all out with a little bit of uh-uh And a sprinkle of the uh-uh Let it just fall out

I like it when you uh-uh Girl, baby, make it uh-uh Oh, stop pacing, time-wasting I got a friend with a pole in the basement What? I'm just kidding like Jason Oh Unless you gon' do it, extra, extra Spread the news I got a friend with a pole in the basement. What? I'm just kidding like Jason. Oh.

Unless you're gonna do it. Extra, extra. Spread the news. And Nelly took a trip from the Lou to the Neptune. Came back with something thick and it fit in his ass soon. Say she like to think about cutting in restrooms. Oh. It's getting hot in here.

It's so hot. So take off all your clothes. I am getting so hot. I would take my clothes off. Oh. It's getting hot in here. It's in here, so take off all your clothes. I am getting so high that I wanna take my clothes off. Let it hang all out. It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes.

I am getting so high that I wanna take my clothes off. Oh, it's there it is. And a sprinkle of the Nelly just fall out I like it when you Girl, baby, make it Oh, yeah, there it is. Nelly Houghton here for my girl Libby. Oh, this is a banger. Should we just roll into a birthday banger Nelly double play? Kim Crossman, it's your call. We should definitely do that.

All right, we're doing it. Here it is, double play on Z to the end of the birthday day. This is awesome. We'll be right back. I'm going down, down, baby, your street in the rain, baby, baby, ready to let it go, shimmy, shimmy, go, go, listen to it, pow, light it up and take a puff, that's a team of nine, I'm going down, down, baby, your street in the rain, baby, baby, ready to let it go, shimmy, shimmy, go, go, listen to it, pow, light it up and take a puff, that's a team of nine, you say pretty, boys, they be wild, loud, big, it's okay, corral, then Outro Music When I leave the town and say not, can you hoes come out to play not? Hey, I'm ready to cut you up any day now. I'm going down, down, baby, no street in the rain.

Come on. Boom, boom, baby, ready to let it go. Shimmy, shimmy, go, go, go. Listen to it pass. Light it up and take a puff. Pass it to me now. I'm going down, down, baby, no street in the rain. Come on.

Boom, boom, baby, ready to let it go. Shimmy, shimmy, go, go, baby Ready to let it go, see me swinging over Listen to it, light it up and take a plug I'ma show these cats how to make these millions So you quit acting silly, ma Get it quicker than Billy, ma Talking really not needed, ma Folks, I get them freely, ma Especially our Remy, ma

Keys to my prima, ma Holler at Beanie, ma See me, ma Chief and rolling deeper than any, ma Through Jenny's mind, do you city, back up the kings now with nice layers, shy slayers, who snatch a life and they try, when they do produce and sell it, say me twice. There it is. Hey, Grandma. Nelly, the birthday banger, double play. What is it? Country clip. Country clip. Sorry. What did birthday banger. Double play. What is it? Country clip.

Country grammar. Sorry. What did you say? Hey, grammar. Oh, wait. Is that the sound of a... Bad boys do sound trick. Is that the sound of a birthday banger triple play?

No, we're not doing triple. We don't have time. Please. Are you sure? Wait, if there's a siren. Oh. Oh. Oh, we're doing it.

There it is. Yeah. Are you serious? We don't have time for three. There it is. Yeah. Are you serious? We don't have time for three. No, no, no. I've already said. I'm so happy. You don't want to make me sad.

I don't know what name is. Turn around. You can have 30 seconds. Who you came with? Come on. That's right. Thank you. Oh, Ben. Ben. Sorry. Bring it back up.

I will fire the heads off. No. No, we all want to stay lit. We want more. We want lit. We want more. We want more. We want more. Someone said on the text machine, you guys are making the traffic bearable. That's great.

Give them the last bit of the song. Come on. Come on, text us on 9696. Give producer Ben a bit of encouragement. Here we go. It's silly finish. Come on. To know each other, you're the best of silly finish. Come on.

So torn. Oh! Bree and Clint. I just wanted to give a shout out to everyone that I know would be in a horrific traffic jam right now. Terrible news. And if you want a song request, we're taking them. Producer Ben said he's sorry for his actions and if you text through on 9696,

what's the song that'll get you through the traffic jam? Isn't that what you said? No request. Didn't you say that? We'll have one. Okay. All right, one. Text them through, 9696.

If we get more, then how many requests? One. Oh. Yeah, one. We only have time for one because we played three Nelly songs. Okay, perfect. And how happy are we, though? I know.

And people in the traffic jam said thank you very much. So we're thinking of you guys. But before that, there's some stuff in front of me in the studio, Kim Crossman. There is. Now I would like to take this very quick opportunity to first of all thank all the ZM listeners who have been

so welcoming and kind this week. We love our listeners. They are a good bunch, aren't they? That's so awesome. They're a great bunch. And so I also wanted to thank you, Bree, for, you know, really pushing to have me here with you this week. So I got you a little something. So there's two gifts here and I'd like you to unwrap them. Gifts make me real uncomfortable.

I know. That's why we're doing this live on here. Why are we doing it on air? Okay. Oh, very cool wrapping paper. This is wrapped in avocado. So earlier this week when I said vodka is the one thing that I just cannot swallow, you said that the food that you can't eat or drink is an eggplant.

You bought me an eggplant. Thank you so much. Okay. Well, that was the decoy gift. No one's ever bought me an eggplant for a gift, so I appreciate that. And what is this thing? The other one's fragile, so be careful. Oh, it's quite big. It is quite big. It kind of looks like a

frame of some sort. It's my headshot frame. Oh, there's a note. There's some music that goes with it. What is this? Bree and I often never really identify as really as ladies. We're a bit rough around the edges, aren't we? Yeah, a little in the gutter.

A little? So I went and I legally changed your name to be Lady Brianna. So you are now officially a lady. And in front of you, you've got there a plaque, a certificate that is declaring you Lady Brianna. Won't say your middle name in case you don't like it. Not sure. Thomas L. Is it real?

It's real, yeah. I've made you a lady. Actually, anyone can make themselves a lord or a lady, but I have taken the liberty. Are people listening right now if they want to become a lord or a lady? Yep. It's a UK website, and you have to put in a lot of details and things, which you were very forthcoming with giving me.

I reckon I could crack your passwords too. So am I going to be cloned after this? So I'm now officially Lady Thomaselle. You are, yes. Now we have to change all the show branding. You can make it your... But it's a great gift if you want a gift for someone who's hard to buy for. Oh, my God, it's so cool.

Wait, it says here plot of land. Have you bought me some land? When you do this and you make someone a lady or a lord, you have one by one metre square of Hogarth Manor in Scotland. We should go. We should go. We should go. We should go.

We should go. We'll put a tent on it. Pass it here. No, not that. The other one. The land. Show me the land. The land.

Hey, it'll be the only piece of land that I will own ever because of the housing crisis. Of course. Well, there we go. Oh, my God. What a cool gift. And if you haven't thought of anything or if you can't, you know, the person that has everything, you should make them a lord or a lady. Exactly. I'm a lady.

Together we are both ladies now. Oh, have you got one as well? Mm-hmm. Well, I don't know. If I call my mum, she will agree. But I appreciate the gift. What a cool thing. And now I will talk like this for the rest of the show.

Get in your song requests on 9696. But before that, heartbreak anniversary. Give the horn on Zed-Ed. Kim, something that's really big in our generation and the generation below us is, of course, dating apps. That's the biggest way people meet each other these days. There's so many of them now. And I found this really interesting because I saw a guy who is the CEO of this new dating app called Kippo.

And it's a dating app for gamers, essentially, which is quite cool. Oh, great. Okay. So you can meet like-minded people and that kind of thing um but he posted um a tiktok about one of his daily jobs that he does um and it's uh it's quite interesting take a listen so i work at a dating app every morning i wake up and i get on the computer and i have 238 penises to review. That's my job. Lucky man.

Lucky man. And he joins us right now on the show, David Park. Welcome. Thanks for having me. Have you got through all the penises this morning so that you could talk to us? I did, and I'm pretty sure I'm going to have a fresh batch tomorrow morning to go over as well. I have a follow-up question. Why do you need to, what are you reviewing them for?

Do you rate them or are you approving them? What is? Well, I'll go ahead and say zero out of 10 for all of them. So that's the rating. Okay. And it's a double check. So we actually have a bot. It's an AI that goes through and looks at all these photos. And it actually quarantines the ones that it detects as a penis.

And every once in a while, one kind of flips through that isn't a penis, just like an innocent guy with like a hot dog or a weird shaped cucumber or something. And we actually go through and make sure and double check. Amazing.

David, I'd like to know, do you ever inform the guys that penises do slip under the radar where the AI can't identify their actual penis as a penis and just let them know that they've got a weird looking one? So far we haven't had cases like that.

I wish we did. I don't know what's more insulting is if we ban you or if we say that like this was not, this was too small to detect. I'd say the latter. I'd say the latter. Do you have a wind down, like a way to separate or bookmark your day? Because that's a very aggressive way to start the morning. Like when you find a nine-incher,

is that like your signal to be like, okay, time to take a break? Well, I have coffee first, so it's not that bad. You know, I've gotten used to it. I don't really mind it. A lot of people on TikTok were asking me if I needed therapy

or if I have any like meditation or anything. To me, I've gotten so used to it. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing, but I go through them pretty quickly now. Yep, I've heard a few people say that, David. They go through them pretty quick. We appreciate your time, David. You're an absolute legend.

That's CEO of the new dating app, Kippo, the dating app for gamers. Part of his JD is to go through a bunch of Ds. Yeah, I appreciate you guys for having me. And we feel you on that. We go through a lot of dick pics just in our everyday life. So welcome to the club.

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