ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 1st April 2022

Episode Date: April 1, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network Hello everybody, welcome to the Brianne Clint Podcast on a Friday where Anastasia is the senior head producer today. She's running the ship. She's head bitch in charge. Is that what we call you? Yeah. Can you hear me? I can hear you. Oh yes, sweet.

Suit you. What's up guys? Can you hear your boss bitch? Yeah, look Oh, yes. Sweet. What's up, guys? Look at you, you boss bitch. Yeah, look, the podcast might be a bit weird sounding today. Are you making the podcast while Ben's away? Huh? Are you making it? You bitch, I am.

That's girl boss energy, babes. Yeah, listen up. It's pretty well known for an Anastasia Liffin podcast to go from, hi, guys, it's Brie and Clint clint here to um all right today on the show we have some levels issues this well we believe in you though you'll do it yeah oh just think back to your you know your b school days yeah learned a lot there learned a lot there yeah i like you know what i always say? My university degree, 100% worth every penny. The thing there, Bree, is that's actually impressive

because you can say university. I can just say polytech. You have a polytech sous chef out there with you as well that we must introduce. A sous chef? Sam. I quite like that, actually. Sam.

Oh, my God. We should call him that. Sous chef Sam. He's helping Anastasia in the booth today. That's generous. That's very generous. Well, how has it been out there?

What is she like as a tutor? It's pretty hectic. You know, there's a lot going on. There is a lot going on. At one point, there was an explosion and we now have

confetti all over the desk. Welcome to working with me, Sam. Thank you. Always keep it on your toes Sam leaves his first day, well not first day But his day of work experience with us With 50% less hearing than he arrived with Oh you guys, come on

And we haven't even told him about the vacuum yet Oh yeah, you've got to clean that up Oh yeah, that's your job, Sam And you know the ones in the atrium that she did too True There's a few out there in the office. There's a few, all right. Plus Bree needs a sponge bath.

Usually Ben wraps a towel around a stick and just gives me a bath like that. Just what, from a distance? Yeah, from a distance. One of those house washing sticks where you connect it to the hose and the water comes out the end. Just a mop, you know. I'll wash myself with a rag on a stick. Bucket and a mop for the wet-ass patron. Presenter, presenter.

You better be careful. Cancel culture is still floating around. You're the one, you're the one, you're the one. Let's do an international birthday banger. Sounds good. Hit it, Anastasia. Yeah! It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Brian Clint's birthday banger. The podcast. Yeah! For this international birthday banger, Anastasia has gone manual. Full page. Analog. Full A3.

We have it printed out for us on A3 pages. Look how tiny the information is on this A3 piece No, I like it There's more room for my hands First international birthday banger Taken from our international birthday banger family That's not what it's called Simon Lewis

Thank you He's from Oidaham in the UK Oidaham in the UK G'day Simon Lewis Kind of sounds like Oh no, I'm getting now confused. Simon Cowell. Leona Lewis.

Mixed with Leona Lewis, who won the first season of X Factor. That's what Simon Cowell's name would be if he married Leona Lewis. Yeah, because he would take her name, obviously. Simon, you were born on the 25th of January. Because she's taller. In 1972, which means you were 16 in 1988. And here's your birthday banger. We can make that sexier.

This is your international birthday banger. I need you tonight. Because I'm not sleeping. In excess. Banger Kylie Minogue's ex-boyfriend That's right One of the greatest bands to ever come out of Australia Totally

That's a good birthday banger We've not had that before No, I don't think we have either I don't think we have Yeah That's a great one Okay, let's do one for Bino Rutherford Bino

Bino Bino Bino one for Benno Rutherford. Benno. Benno. Benno. Benno. Benno. Benno. Benno Rutherford from Canterbury, not New Zealand. Canterbury, England.

Canterbury in England. Benno, you were born on the 17th of August 2000, which means you were 16 in 2016. And Benno, here's your birthday banger. No, I can do that. I can do that. No, I can do that. I can do that again. This is not. No, I can do that. I can do that again.

This is not Anastasia's fault, by the way. Banger. Love that song from Major Lazer, Cold Water. Yep. Justin Bieber and Diplo had a real bromance for a bit, eh? They did, eh? They did heaps of stuff together. Yeah, yeah.

Okay, one more birthday banger today for Trilby Williams. Trilby, what a cool name, Trilby. All the names today have been cool. Oh, and Simon Lewis. Yeah. That's cool for other reasons. Trilby is in Perth, Australia. Trilby, hope you've been okay over the past year

and a half or so. I know they've been crazy about lockdowns. Trilby, your birthday is 28th of Jan, 1995. Which means you're 16 in 2011. Here's your birthday banner. Easy come, easy go. Again, far out. What's wrong with me today?

Here it is. She's a real wounder, this song. It's such a punisher, if I'm honest. Like, would you actually catch a grenade for me? No. No, you wouldn't. You'd throw a hand on a blade for me? Nah, you probably wouldn't.

Is Bruno Mars married? That's a great question. Does Bruno Mars... How come you never hear about Bruno Mars' love life? I've never heard of him dating anybody. Let me check. Maybe he keeps all that stuff private. Bruno Mars marriage.

Wasn't he dating Rihanna for a bit? No way. No? No way. Are you sure? He's so much shorter than her. Married. None of that can't work. It is short king spring.

Hey, I love when a guy is shorter than his partner. Like, look at Tom Holland and Zendaya. Hugest couple in the world. Short king spring. It says here, Bruno Mars partner Jessica Caban 2011 till present.

Okay. Oh, he's wifed up. That's who he wrote that song, Marry You For, probably. It says here, when did Bruno Mars get married? 2011. But then I'm thinking maybe that's the song that he released. We're not voting for Bruno Mars anyway. I'm voting for In Excess.

You're voting for? In Excess, baby. Which means Simon Lewis wins birthday banger. Yeah, Simon Lewis. Come over here. Have a great weekend, everybody. We'll see you guys back next week. Bree and Clint.

What time is it? What a way to start the weekend. ZM's Bree and Clint What time is it? What a way to start the weekend ZM's Brie and Clint Hi everybody, welcome to the show, it's Brie and Clint No! Yeah! Happy April Fools everyone! It's the third fricking party popper you've let off

It's actually the fourth Every time I do a little bit of piss comes out I've got buddy party popper you've let off. It's actually the fourth. Every time I do, a little bit of piss comes out. I don't have, I've got buddy party popper on my head. I don't have any spare undies. Woo! It's my favourite day

of the year, everyone. Prank queen, prank queen. You know April Fool's finishes at midday, right? Oh, that's for losers. No, that's the rules. Oh, the rulesy smoothsy. Our show's on in the afternoon,

so we've got to have some fun. Prank someone in your morning life. Jesus Christ. That's the fourth one. I saw a good one on Instagram today from a shoe store in Auckland who announced a collaboration between Crocs and Birkenstocks today. Birkencrocs.

Keen. And the photo looks legit. It looks really real. It's got a Birkenstock base with a Croc top on it. Keen for that. Yeah, but it's an April Fool's gig. Surely it's an April Fool's gig. But you know what's crazy is some of the stuff that happens on April Fool's, right?

Everyone puts these crazy things out into the universe, and then some of them end up happening. I reckon Birkencrocks will happen after this. Birkencrocks. I like it. Today on the show, two shots at kissing. There's so much confetti everywhere. Everywhere.

It's like someone's just won the secret sound. Two shots at the secret sound up for grabs at 4 o'clock and 5 o'clock. Last guesses of the week. Also, Friday Oki is on today. And today, you know, because it's been a big week for the guy. It has. We figured that today we have to do Will Smith, right? It has to be done.

Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down. Whether you still like the guy or not, this is relevant right now. So we'll sing this at Five Little Hockey and you can tell us who's best. But right now, if you want to have a crack at 50 bucks thanks to KFC, call now 0800-DIAL-ZM

for Tradie versus Lady. We'll play after Friday jams from Top Loader. Fun. This is Dancing in the Moonlight on ZM Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus Lady. All right, last Tradie versus Lady for the week.

And the Tradies out on front. Did I update that yesterday? I think so. The tradies are out by heaps. They're out by heaps. 28, ladies 18. Let us know if I haven't given someone an extra point from yesterday. Let's meet our lady first.

She's 25. She's from Parmy and she lives with her ex's ex. How does that work? Welcome to the show, Amber. Hi, Amber. How does that work? Welcome to the show, Amber. Hi, Amber. How did that come about? How did it come about? Well, we were friends beforehand.

Yeah. And we've always just got along, co-parented when I was with my ex. And then, yeah, when we split up, we found a house together and now we live with the kids. Oh, my God. So it's the mother of your ex's kid. Is that right? Whoa!

I knew Palmier was a small place, but I didn't know it was that small. There you go, buzzy. Amber, you're taking on our tradie today. He's 17. He's from Christchurch and he loves rugby. Welcome to the show, Darian. Hi, Darian. Yeah, g'day, mate. Who are you backing in for the win, Darian. Hi, Darian. Yeah, g'day, mate.

Who are you backing in for the win? Tradies. Tradies, of course. Do you think being 17 years old is going to hold you back in this game, like a lack of life experience might prohibit you in this game? No, there's no way. No? You know everything? Good. Yeah, good way to look at it, Darian. Good way to look at it.

Well, Darian, your buzzer is tradie, Amber, everything? Good. Yeah, good way to look at it, Darian. Good way to look at it. Well, Darian, your buzzer is tradie. Amber, yours is lady. First to three correct answers gets $50 cash thanks to KFC. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. It's April Fool's today. Which famous actor hosted the prank TV show Punk'd on MTV?

I'll give you a hint. I think it started the year Darian was born. He also, I'm pretty sure he's still with Mila Kunis. He was in Doodoo. Katie? Yes, Amber. Yes, Amber. Ashton Kutcher.

That is correct. It was Ashton Kutcher. We would have also accepted Justin Bieber. Because he's hosted it as well now, hey? Yes. Question number two. Name the two colours that appear on the Swedish flag. Ooh. J. Ooh.

Tradee. Yes, Darian. Blue and yellow. Well done. That is correct. Nice work. Good man. A point on the board for the Tradees.

Question number three. The clocks change for daylight savings this Sunday night. Boo. Will time go forward or back an hour? Lady. Yes, Amber. No, back. Back is correct. Back.

Nice work. You've got two. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number four. Buzz in, guys, when you can tell me who sings this song. Lady. Yes, Amber for the win. Dan Walker.

She's got it. She's done it. Sorry, Darian. the win. Dan Walker. She's got it. She's done it. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Sorry, Darian, not a game for the tradies. Devastated. No, no worries. Bree and Clint. I feel like this next story is quite relatable, but it's on a big

scale. Okay. I feel like a lot of people, and I don't want to put everyone in the same box, but maybe it's just me. We've all, from time time to time lied a little bit on your CV. Have you? I definitely have. Have you? I mean I haven't done a CV for years but when I was young and you've got no experience yeah I lied about having your parents always your references exactly what the hell do employers think hey I mean sure you're hiring a 17-year-old, but they're like, mum, see that I don't got chores.

Like, what previous work experience do I have? My chores are the only part. The employer's like, oh, I'm lucky this child labour is cheap because this kid doesn't know shit. Got crap references. Can't believe this. What have you lied about on your CV? I didn't know that about you.

Like, I think when I was younger. Did you lie to get this job? Yeah, big time. Did you? Yeah, I'd never done radio before. No, like, when I was really young and I had no work experience and I kept getting pushback from people being like, we're looking for people with experience.

So I just put down that I'd worked at a few places. Wow. Yeah. And I got the job pretty quick. Well, there you go. Yeah. Proof's in the pudding. There's a story about a guy by the name of Craig Butfoy.

That's his name. I'd lie about that. Hey, adults. I'd lie about that on my CV. His name's Craig Butfoy. I'd lie and say my name wasn't Craig Butfoy. Definitely not my name. He has been jailed after it was discovered that he lied on his CV

in order to get a job at British Airways. Lied? I mean jailed, sorry. He was jailed. Jailed? I mean pretty serious to lie about. Well you could go to jail. No, well saying that I worked at Starbucks, bit different to saying I know how to fly a plane

give me a job. Oh did he oh is that what he lied about? Look, I don't think he exactly did that, but this is what he did. He entered false details and changed entries into his flight log in order to lie about how much flight experience he had. So you're saying he was a more experienced pilot than he actually was. That's what it looks like, yeah. Look, you've got to feel for Mr. Buttfoy.

Yeah. Because pilots haven't had much time to log hours over the last couple of years, you know. So you've got to tell some porkies here and there to get back on the big bird. That's exactly what he did. He was sentenced to 12 months imprisonment. 12 months he got. You know who wouldn't go well in prison? Who?

People with the last name Buttfoy. What's your last name? Buttfoy. All right, go over there with the rest of the butt-related name people. Buttfoy got kicked out of the cockpit. Poor Buttfoy. Pretty big lie to tell, honestly. Yeah, I don't condone that one.

No, it's not the small lie. You know, it's not a white lie. No. It's quite a quite a big lie no because you've got people's lives in your hands there's certain jobs where you shouldn't lie yeah doctor doctor um gynecologist that's a doctor oh yeah well different that's a doctor surgeon doctor as well um pilot pilot what else hairdresser oh yeah you shouldn't lie about that. Because you are taking people's lives in your hands. Well, you're taking your own life in your hands when you cut someone's hair. Mm-hmm.

You know? That's for sure. That's it, I think. Doctors, pilots, and hairdressers. The rest of you, bullshit away. You know? You're going to be working from home. Oh, so now you're on board.

Yeah, I've changed my mind. Most of the time you're going to be working from home anyway, so who's going to know? They ain't never going to meet you. Yeah. You know? It's 2022 even going to meet you, you know? It's 2022. The workforce is screwed. Do whatever you need to do. I thought we could ask this afternoon,

because I feel like everyone has done this in one way or another. Have you lied on your CV? Or just lied in your workplace and said you had a skill that you don't have. So the boss was like, who knows how to work? What's the way you make videos? Premiere Pro. I know how to do that. Excel.

I'm an expert. Excel. Yeah, I know how to do all the little different sums in Excel. Everyone knows how to do that, right? Yeah, how'd that go for you? Easy. 0800 DIALS.M. You can remain anonymous or you can text us on 9696.

Have you told a lie on your CV or in the workplace? Mr. Buttfoy. Creep Buttfoy. I sentence you to 12 months hard labour. Imagine him in the plane. Oh, we're going on a nosedive. I've definitely lied on my CV in the past. Yeah.

It's way more common than I thought. Who checks these things? I said I had four degrees, never got checked. Four degrees? What degrees? I know you didn't, but if you did, what degrees would you have chosen? I'd probably put down like an array, so it would look like I was an all-rounder. Communications.

Communications. No one will check that one. Journalism. Journalism. Journalism degree. Probably a marketing degree. A marketing degree. And then just chuck in a BA. Journalism degree. Probably a marketing degree. A marketing degree. And then just chuck in a BA.

And a BA. Just a simple BA. If you say you've got a BA, they're like, oh yeah, cool. Gosh, she's studied. She's done some good study. You could also put in a Bachelor of like Electrical Engineering or something. Yeah. Because they're not going to check that.

They're not going to check. But they'll go, damn, she's smart. But they'll pay you well because they think you've got options. Exactly. We don't want her to go back to electrical engineering. I mean, name a time that you have ever had to pull out that piece of paper with your degree on it. I never have.

Except if you're a doctor. I mean, a doctor. You have to hang it on the wall. Doctor is standard, but anything else. We're asking you guys this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, have you lied on your CV or at the workplace before? Hi, Liam. Hi, Liam.

How you doing? You lied on the job, Liam. Yeah, so I was bar staff at a bar at the workplace before. Hi, Liam. Hi, Liam. You lied on the job, Liam. Yeah, so I was bar staff at a bar at the time and they were down kitchen staff, so I thought, oh, you know, I'll put my hand up. I didn't expect to get put on steak. Oh, you got put on the steak straight away.

And it turns out that medium rare is not the only way to eat steak. Liam, I love that story so much. You're just swinging out bloody bits of steak everywhere and the people are sending you back. Yeah, it was pretty rough. We got quite a few complaints

and then I had to tell them straight up. I was like, I've got no shipping experience. Can you cook to like a basic meal? Oh yeah, like I can cook, but like, you know, when you're cooking for people who are like, you know, quite pedantic. What's your go-to meal?

If you had to cook dinner tonight, what would you make? Oh, I can cook steak. Like I'm a real good steak cooker, but know, quite pedantic. What's your go-to meal? If you had to cook dinner tonight, what would you make? Oh, I can cook steak. Like, I'm a real good steak cooker, but I cook it one way. But see, now I don't believe you, Liam, because you've lied before. You could lie again. That's the problem with Liam.

Have a great weekend, man. This person wants to be anonymous. Hello, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi. You have to be anonymous, right, because you're lying about the job that you're in right now. I am, I am.

Hey, but I'm doing a good job at it because I always get complimented on it, so I can't be too bad at it. Yes, anonymous. What lie did you tell in your CV? On my CV I have that I was able to write meeting minutes. So I really had to wing my way through that, and I did a lot of Google templates and tried to do a bit of research before I had to actually take the minutes.

No offence to the professional minute takers listening to the show right now, but is that a hard job? Don't you just write down what people said? Yeah, I mean it depends but yep, a lot of the time you just sort of write down, sometimes you can't write like verbatim which is like where you like write down exactly what people are saying.

Like shorthand, right? Yeah, yeah. So it's just typing up different, yeah, just meetings and things like that. Fake it till you make it, Anonymous. Fake it till you make it. Anonymous, did you panic a little bit the first time that you had to do it? First time, second time, third time. I'm still slightly panicking about it, yeah.

I love that, Anonymous. Have a great weekend. One more Anonymous caller. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. How's it going? Good, thank you. You've lied in multiple different CV capacities. Yeah, so the latest job that I'm in at the moment, I was all four of my own character

references. What? How? They ring those people. Yeah, yeah. So I created two emails. They're $20 a pop to make it seem legit. Went down and got two SIM cards. And I had to put an accent on for one of them. And, yeah, so it was my own character reference.

I'm still in the job now. Wait, anonymous, what accent did you put on? Oh, it was along the lines of, oh, he's very astute. Yes, he's not going to... It was very proper, very proper sounding. Anonymous, that was a shocking accent. No, that was pretty good. Yeah, I know, I know.

It wasn't that bad on the day. Who were the idiots? Did you get the job? Yeah, I got the job. I'm still there. Who were the idiots that hired you off that reference? You're like, I'm an old English lord. I love it.

Yeah, it was. Anonymous. Can I say, you're my hero. I just need to know, what's the job? What's the industry? Farming agricultural machinery. So, yes, I didn't even know how to drive any of it when I arrived. All right, well, you're a good man to know, I guess.

I know we should condone people who are not being safe and, I think, driving heavy machinery without experience. I'm not quite good at it now, though. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's here. There's more footage that has emerged from the Will Smith-Chris Rock slap, actually the one that went down at the Oscars,

and this time it shows it from Jada Pinkett Smith's angle, Dean. It does. Okay, interesting. Okay, imagine this if you haven't seen the video yet. It is from someone sitting behind Jada facing the stage. It's an angle we hadn't seen at all on television. Anyway, so Will goes up, slaps, allegedly,

I don't know, do we say allegedly? It happened, right? It happened. So he slaps Chris Rock, and then as he's walking back to his feet, you can see Jada perfectly laughing. And then when Will sits down, Jada's laughing. There's no other way to describe her reaction.

Then, of course, when Will yells towards Chris at the stage, everyone goes silent. But Jada's face looks pretty neutral during that. She's not still laughing when he's yelling, but she looked like she was laughing. Now, the thing is, though, you've got to remember, and you can also see this in the video,

there's an enormous camera right near her face. These guys are front row at the Oscars. Yeah. So that giggly, fake, giggly kind of laugh thing that you do would probably be more of a natural reaction. Right. But, I mean, there's a lot of people,

and I know a lot of my close friends, including my partner, laughs when... Things are awkward? Things are awkward. Yeah. Because you don't know what else to do. There's lots of really interesting stuff coming out too. Chris Rock has spoken at one of his comedy gigs

over the weekend and the days following that incident. You're not meant to tape stand-ups when they do their set, but have a listen to what Chris Rock said about it on stage. I don't have like a bunch of shit about what happened. So if you came to hear that, I'm still kind of processing what happened. So if you came to hear that, I'm still kind of processing what happened. Like, so at some point I'll talk about that shit. He says at some point I'll talk about it

and it will be serious and it will be funny. Dean, to me that sounds like he's not going to talk about it at all on this tour. He's going to hold it and then he's going to relaunch the Will Smith slapped the crap out of me tour in 2023. Do you reckon? Oh, I love that. I think that would be great actually.

Technically, like some could argue, Will Smith is about to help Chris Rock make a whole lot of money. He's done great things for his career. Possibly a good way to look at it. That's glass half full. That is the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent Dean McCarthy.

Bree and Clint. Have you seen what they're growing at Parliament at the moment? Some balls? No. Zing. Zinger. No, not balls. It's um...

I saw this. So, suspected cannabis plants have sprouted after being planted on Parliament's grounds by the protesters last month. I did see photos of this. They really were planning to stay there for a while. Yeah, while they're, you know, setting up shop. Images posted to Twitter on Thursday

show small green leafy plants growing out of the bark in a garden on the forecourt of Parliament. The suspicious plant caught the attention of Speaker Trevor Mallard. Hadn't he know what it was? Exactly right, that's the question you've got to ask. Trevor? His only response to the situation was, we are

weeding out the weed. It hasn't been confirmed if the plants are in Deem Marijuana, but Dacta Green, real name, founder of New Zealand's first cannabis club, The Dactery, said it's definitely possible. It could be Stinkin' Roger. The guy's name is Dacta Green. That's a great name.

Dacta Green. Do you guys have that weed in New Zealand? What did you call it? Stinkin' Roger. Stinkin' Roger. I don't know what the official... Can you smoke it? So, you can't, but the actual plant looks exactly like marijuana leaves.

How do you know? Because we had them growing all over our apple orchard, and one time my dad had one of the backpacker workers come up to him and goes, hey, Steve, do you mind if I take a bit of that home? And my dad realised what he was talking about. He goes, mate. Take it all. You can take as much as you want.

But as long as you keep it a secret between you and I. Anyway, apparently the guy didn't come back to work for like a few days because he was so confused about how to smoke this weed. He was on the stinking roger. Well, if you want your facts, head on down to Parliament. I think the protesters are heading back too, so go and say hi. They planted it there. Now it's time to harvest the crop.

Clint, you're married.'s time to harvest the crop. Bree and Clint. Clint, you're married. You've been on a honeymoon. Did your in-laws come with you on the honeymoon to Italy? Nah. No? Did your parents go? I offered, but they...

Did your parents go? No, I didn't take... Oh, that's weird. Weird that you didn't take the parents along. Not the case for this couple who has decided to take to the internet. So it's the bride in the situation. She's decided to take to Reddit to ask if she's in the wrong. So the situation is her and her hubby were getting married

and it was all pretty quick. It was all pretty quickly. And they got married and he ended up losing his job because of covid okay um so they were then like what do we do for the honeymoon and the wedding like we don't really have much money oh yeah and they decided that they'd rather have a really small you know wedding and spend it all on the honeymoon i get get that. And anyway, the in-laws, so his parents have come to their aid and they said, look, we know the situation and our son's lost his job and you don't have much money.

We're happy to chip in for the honeymoon. Lovely. To give you some money so you can go on a nice honeymoon. Like a wedding gift. Yeah. Or like maybe it's kind of like paying for the wedding because they weren't having a big wedding. Pay for the honeymoon. Yeah, giving money towards the honeymoon. Yeah. Yeah. Or like maybe it's kind of like paying for the wedding because they weren't having a big wedding. Or paying for the honeymoon.

Yeah, giving money towards the honeymoon. They were stoked. She said she was, you know, really happy with that, really grateful. Yeah. And so they had the wedding. It all happened. That was great. And it was about a couple of days after the wedding

that the in-laws came over and they were, you know, helping them settle into their new house because they moved into a new place. And the mother-in-law came over and they were, you know, helping them settle into their new house because they moved into a new place. And the mother-in-law sat her down and said, hey, look, I know you're going on your honeymoon in a couple of weeks that we chipped in for. Just wondering if you're okay with me and my husband tagging along. It could be a fun family trip.

Oh. For all of us. Really? Dead set. this is what she said happened how awkward not just the fact that you have to go on honeymoon with your in-laws and i love my in-laws there's just some places i don't want them to come not on the honeymoon but how awkward because you've already accepted the money that's what i mean so you'd feel obliged to say oh yeah you should totally come would you feel obliged i wouldn't oh, yeah, you should totally come? Would you feel obliged? I wouldn't.

I'd be like, look, I really appreciate, you know, you helping us out, but it's our honeymoon. Maybe we can plan another trip, maybe down the track. But then the mother-in-law goes, oh, and do you want me to pay for that trip as well, do you? Do you? See, this is why I don't like accepting money from anyone. Right?

Because then you owe them something. Exactly, and then someone has something over you. Exactly. Not a good situation. So this is why I don't like accepting money from anyone. Right? Because then you owe them something. And then someone has something over you. Exactly. Not a good situation. So you need your husband to stand up for you in that situation. You need to be able to say in the situation to the mother-in-law, oh, that sounds lovely.

And then as soon as you see your husband, you go, you can talk to your mother and tell her that that's not happening. And you need to say, it wasn't my fault. You need to say that you don't want your mother to go on your honeymoon. It's so true, eh? It's not her battle. You need him to stand up for you. It's his battle to fight. Some partners won't. Some will go, oh, babe, it's my parents.

Just make them happy. Just make them happy. Like, look, we can get them in a joining room. They don't have to be in our room. We can get the really big Maui camper van. It can be, you know, where the doors join the rooms. We can get a two-birther. They can get the other romantic honeymoon suite and we'll get the, you know, where the doors join the rooms. We can get a two-birther. They can get the other romantic honeymoon suite

and we'll get the, you know, the main one. Dad doesn't snore that bad. Oh, God. I would be in hell. Very unusual. Yeah, but some people would have overbearing in-laws in their life because much like you don't get to choose your family, you don't get to choose your in-laws either. I'm very lucky to have ended up with fantastic in-laws in their life. Because much like you don't get to choose your family, you don't get to choose your in-laws either.

I'm very lucky to have ended up with fantastic in-laws. Are they listening right now? Possibly. And if they are, man, I've got good in-laws. But it's not always the case. Some people get some shockers and you can't control it. You love the person. You can't choose who their parents were.

No. So do you want to tell us about this afternoon? Yeah, you can vent to us. Do you want to tell us about your crazy in-laws? Do you have in-laws that are just a little bit, you know, too much? Overbearing? Yeah. Controlling?

Or mooching? Oh, maybe they, yeah, maybe they. Oh, that's a good one. We can keep you 100% anonymous in this segment. Bree and Clint. We can keep you 100% anonymous in this segment. We want your stories about your in-laws after a woman has taken to Reddit to ask the question, is it okay that her in-laws have invited themselves on their honeymoon? I'm going to say not okay.

Don't forget the conflicting detail, though. The in-laws gave the money for the honeymoon and then said, do you mind if we tag along? It can be like a family trip. Do you reckon that was always their plan? Yeah. They're like, we'll give them the money and then they'll have to tag us. Why do they want to go on the honeymoon?

It's weird. Why do the parents want to go on the honeymoon? Maybe. It's really weird to me. Maybe their son is like, you know how some parents and kids have that relationship? Yeah. Do you think he's a virgin? No. Oh, maybe. I mean. you think he's a virgin? No.

Oh, maybe. I mean, I don't know. They want to make sure it goes well. Oh, God, that's so overbearing. I thought people would be too shy to come through and answer the question, do you have crazy in-laws? Not the case. But no, we've got heaps of people who want to talk to us this afternoon.

Welcome to the show, our first anonymous caller. Hi. Hi, anonymous. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. Now, you've had the same situation where your in-laws came on your honeymoon. Yes, yes, they did. How was that? It was actually okay. Really? Where did you go? We went to Sydney. Oh, yeah? Did you share accommodation? Yeah, they were in the room next door. No way, anonymous.

How long had you been with your partner before you got married? About five or six years, so quite a long-term relationship by that point. Yeah, right. Okay. Who invited who? Well, originally they invited us to go on a trip and then it turned into our honeymoon, so...

Oh. Oh, okay. Oh. Okay. Okay. That's not as bad as you guys planning a honeymoon and them going, we're going to come. And them coming with us. Yeah.

Did you do any romantic stuff on the honeymoon or was it all like family? It was pretty much all family. So we went to the Biddy's Low Cup and we did a wine tour, but yeah, with his parents every day. Yeah, nice. Interesting. It can work. That his parents every day. Yeah, nice. Interesting. It's like can work. That's good to know.

Let's talk to our second anonymous caller. Hello. You've got crazy in-laws? I do. Is that me? Yes, that's you. Yes, hi. We, in brief, we had a falling out and she blocked me,

unfriended me on Facebook. Oh, no. Yes. I didn't talk to her for about a year and a half. Things got a little bit yuck. And to this day, we've started talking again, done all the cool milestone things as a couple. To this day, she acts like nothing happened.

Really? Really? Really. Even she tried to send me, I don't have any mess on, she tried to send me a photo and normally that would have been Facebook. But she hasn't unblocked you? Hasn't unblocked me.

And she just pretends it never happened? Never happened. Oh, I reckon I'd prefer that. I reckon I'd just prefer to never talk about it and if she doesn't want to talk about it, that's fine. Just leave it. Oh, that's so awkward. She's not your mother, you know? Oh, it's awkward because she's like a Facebook poster as well.

So it's not just block and unfriend. It's make 10 statuses. Yeah, she's one of the people who puts everything on Facebook. Ugh, awkward. Yeah, very awkward. Have you asked your partner to get in the middle of it for you and sort it out? No, because he's kind of, he's a good man.

He's stuck by me. We're actually getting married this year. Oh, well, that's lovely. And that's the main thing. That is the main thing. Okay. Someone on the text machine said, My father-in-law called my husband the day after our daughter was born

to complain about her name because she had my mum's middle name. My mum's name is her middle name. And he called to complain about it. He wasn't happy. Oh, that's so awkward. You don't get to complain about the name. What, were they going to give the daughter the middle name Trevor? After you, after the father-in-law.

Our last anonymous caller's story sounds wild. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, how are you doing? Good, thanks. Tell us. My mother-in-law stole from our wishing well the day after the wedding. What?

She stole from your wishing well? Yeah, we had a wishing well instead of gifts on the day, and then we had a barbecue at our place the next day, and then I was counting up the money to go to the bank, and it was gone. And I thought we'd been robbed, but no, no, she just needed some cash. How did you know it was her? She texted my husband to let him know.

Oh, well, not a very good thief, then, is she? No, but after the fact, didn't ask beforehand. Did she return the money? I drip-fed it over months. Oh, that's so awkward. Oh, that is so awkward. Wait, Anonymous, did she take the whole lot? Not the whole lot.

How much? $500 of it. Oh, that's a fair amount. She took $500 out of your wishing well the day after the wedding? Yes. Oh, that is so awkward. What's the relationship like now? Not so good.

We've been a lot. We've been married 10 years now. There's been a lot of rubbish back and forth, but she did say that I needed to provide a relaxing, calm environment for my husband. He shouldn't have to do any housework or cooking. Right. Okay.

And did you say, can you give me that $500 so I can buy a mate? Brie and Clint A highly competitive game And your first game back in six weeks, Brie How did Matty McLean go? Pretty good, right, Anastasia? Yeah, it was about a 50-50. I think it ended up being 50-50.

He's pretty good at everything. He's very competitive. One of the most competitive people I know, I reckon. Let's meet our teammates this afternoon. Hannah's got through. G'day, Hannah. Hi, Hannah. How you going?

You on Team Bree or Team Clint? Mate, Clint. Love it. Thanks, Hannah. Mate, do you even have to ask? That means, Shay, you're. Love it. Thanks, Hannah. Mate, do you even have to ask? That means Shay, you're on team Bree. Shay, you're on my team, mate.

Sorry. Shay. Oh, hello. I want to be on Bree's team. Yeah, good. Shay, yes! Good. You had to say that

because you had no choice. Anastasia, how does the game work? This is the one-second song challenge. I'll play the start of a song The first person to buzz in with the correct title An artist wins themselves and their team a point First to three wins like all the other Brian Clint games Brian Clint will give it a go first

And then Hannah and Shay will give it a go Got it This week's theme, in case you were listening Are songs that have come up in Birthday Banger this week Not necessarily winners of Birthday Banger Just songs that have come up God, you're this week. Not necessarily winners of Birthday Banger, just songs that have come up. God, testing our memory. I can't remember what happened yesterday.

Hey, like to mix it up with the themes. Brinkley, you'll go first. Let's hear song number one. Great. J-Lo on the floor. Wow. It's the only success I'll have in this whole game. You came in hot with that. I didn't think that was obvious. It's a only success I'll have in this whole game. You came in hot with that.

I didn't think that was obvious. It's a big star. That was, I don't think I'm going to get another one after that. Okay, Hannah, you're going to have to step up here and get us a point, okay? Yep, yep. You got it. Come on, Shay.

You're my girl. Let's go. All right, Hannah and Shay, remember your names are your buzzers. Let's hear song number two. I've never seen a diamond in my heart. Oh, Shay. Oh, Shay. Loyal, Lord. And we'll never be loyal.

For a second there, I thought you were going to say loyal Dave Dobbin. Another very hot start from Team Brie Shay. Well done. Hannah, we're on the ropes, mate. We can come back. And it has happened before. Multiple times.

We need to get every point from here on, okay, Hannah? Yeah. Okay, I'll get us started. Awesome. All right, let's hear song number three. Wait. I'll give it to you, Clint. That's Criss Cross and Jump.

Oh, you're lucky. That was a gift. Point on the board. A gift? That was a gift. A gift. I think we were literally said it at the same time. You were just slightly after me.

Shay, it doesn't matter because you're going to win this point. All right, guys. Your names are your buzzers. Let's hear song number four. Hannah. Get in there, Hannah. Level the scores. Justin Timberlake.

I've no idea. I'm sorry, babe. Shay, no, no, Hannah. Level the scores. Justin Timberlake. I have no idea. I'm sorry, babe. Shay, no, no, wait. Shay, can Shay have a guess now? Yes, Shay is welcome to have a free guess. I've got no clue, sorry. That's all right. That's it? Yeah.

In sync. Bye, bye, bye. You're on the right track, Hannah. Okay, so you can take a win here If you get this one Or we can level And we'll go out in a draw Because we've run out of songs after this Yeah

That's why I was a little bit Confused how that was going Right right good Cool I'm definitely not prepared for this Alright guys let's hear song number five Wait who is it? Is it Bree and I? It's Bree and I right?

It's Bree and you Okay here we go Bree Another one bites the, here we go. Bree! Another one bites the dust. Queen, we don't need it! What? Well done, guys. Shay, you get the 50 KFC

chicken dollars, mate. We almost pulled off a remarkable comeback, Hannah. If only you knew that Justin Timberlake was an insect. I forgot about his ramen hair. Hannah, you had to come back with that joke, mate. That was good stuff. Auckland's best BYO restaurant has been named.

I'm so keen for this because a BYO, I don't know what it is, but it's so enjoyable. If you're ever coming to Auckland, a lot of people come here and they go, where are the good BYOs? And I genuinely don't really know where to send people a lot of the time because I don't think there's enough. I don't think there are enough good BYO restaurants.

There needs to be some BYO slash karaoke restaurants. Yeah, more of those. They've got some good ones of those around the country. But the best BYO in Auckland, non-karaoke, is El Greco Restaurant in Campbell's Bay. I've never been, but I'm keen to hear about it. El Greco Restaurant is a Greek-Italian restaurant. Oh, hello. That beat every other BYO in Auckland to be crowned the best. And sure, it's in Campbell's Bay, which is a very long way out of the centre of the city. It is a long way. But it sounds, it's in Campbell's Bay, which is a very long way out of the centre of the city.

It is a long way. But it sounds like it's worth it. Also, have you ever heard of a Greek slash Italian restaurant? No. I've never heard of that. I called them earlier today, and the guy who answered the phone sounded very... Busy.

Authentic. Yes, he did. He sounded authentic. And super busy, obviously, from all the, you know, the press today. True, true. True, it's, the press today. True, true. True, it's go time for them. They're the best BYO in the biggest city in the country.

We got talking about BYOs, and producer Anastasia is probably the most common frequenter of BYOs in our group, right? On demo, yep. Yep. Big fan of a BYO. Well, more on my uni days. You said the thing that upsets you about a BYO often is the corkage fee. Yeah, I know that they need to make money,

and there's also a lot of cost that comes in with the damage that occurs. Because you guys get too ruckus. Oh, look, I haven't broken any glasses in my time, but I know a lot of girls do. BYOs can get rowdy. So how much to you is too much for corkage at a BYO restaurant? $10 is too much. $10 is too much?

Especially now that I need to buy a bottle like two, like a bottle on the side. Right, so you paid $15 for your bottle. Yeah, and I'm not buying a $7 clean skin anymore, so. Because you're too classy for that. Because I'm too classy for that, yeah. You've taken a step up. I've taken a step up. But you're going to get ruckus at the BYO.

$10 is too much? I'd have to agree. I think $10 is too much? I'd have to agree. I think $10 is too much. Is it? Ballpark these days would be about $7, $8 for me. But you could drink a whole bottle of wine for $25. At a normal restaurant, you'd get two glasses for $25. Yeah, and that is true.

That is true. But also now the new rules that you need to buy an expensive meal that you're not going to eat. And then usually by the time I'm finishing my wine, it's hot because it's been sitting underneath my feet. Wait, hang on a second. Why is Anastasia not eating her meal at the BYU restaurant? Yeah, why are you not eating your meal?

You don't subscribe to the eating and sitting rule, do you? Look, I wasn't going to say it. You said it. You've got to eat the meal at BYO. No, I'll pick off a few bits of chicken from the pad thai. God, you'll be anybody's after your bottle of clean skin. Okay, so how much do you think is a good price to pay for corkage at a BYO? What would you be happy to pay?

And then I'll tell you how much it is. Five bucks. I'm happy to pay seven. Seven dollars? Actually, inflation, let's make it eight. Five between seven. Five and seven. Okay, we've got between five and eight dollars.

I can tell you right now, corkage at Auckland's best BYO restaurant, El Greco Restaurant in Campbell's Bay. How much? $4. See? No wonder it's the best. Let's go. And also, by the looks of it, I've looked at some photos,

might actually want to eat the food there. I'm also keen. Great. Wait, should we be adults and just go and drink responsibly there? We can have $4 corkage, have some baklava, then eat tiramisu. It's the best B.A.O. in Auckland. There you go. If you're planning a week, you're welcome, everybody.

Good luck getting a table, though. Brie and Clint. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment, Friday Oaky. I love Friday Oaky. It's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment. F-F-F-Friday-Oki! I love Friday-Oki. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday-Oki.

Thanks, Bree and Clint. You've made my Friday again. F-F-F-Friday-Oki! Our weekly sing-off, which you haven't been at for the last five weeks. I know. Mate, while you were away, I crushed it. Did you? I was so good.

I believe it. I won every week. I bet you would have. My Robbie Williams, amazing. My Kylie Minogue, fantastic. Even better. My Todrick Hall from RuPaul's Drag Race, gay. You've got Todrick Hall written all over you.

You're back. It's your first week back. So you choose the song this week. Tell us what we're doing. I thought if there was any week that we should do this song, it would have been this week after the Will Smith controversy. We're doing Fresh Prince. Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped,

turned upside down, and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there Oh yeah, I didn't need the lyric sheet for this one. Nah, neither. Those are the best ones, eh? Because you can just get right into it. Exactly. But did we actually nail it?

You'll have to decide that. You're about to hear both of us take on the Fresh Prince. After that, we will look for five votes to decide the winner of Friday Okie, but you can only vote when you've heard both. That's right. Anything you need to share before we play yours? I decided

that I would do it because obviously that was his perspective back then. I thought I would do it from the Will Smith perspective now. Okay, right. After the last week that has happened. Got it? Yeah, that's it. Okay, here it comes. This is Breeze Fresh Prince for Friday

Oaky. Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down, and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there. I'll tell you how I made the entire Oscars sit and stare. My portrayal of King Richard is what should have been praised, but I slapped Chris Rock and I left in kind of daze Chilling out, maxing and relaxing

All cool and all booting some big fools out Because they told, well, I heard Chris is jokey Was up to no good Started making trouble in my neighbourhood I got in one little fight and the Academy got scared They said we condemn Will Smith's actions And have opened a formal review of the incident I accepted the award and I'd lied through my tears

Got a standing ovation with applause and cheers. If anything I could say, the coast looked pretty clear, so I thought, now forget it. Your home's divinity fair. I pulled up to the party about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie, your home, smell you later. Looked at my kingdom, I was

finally there to sit on the throne as the Prince of Hottie. Prince of Hott. Prince of Hot Air. More beds. The Bel-Air perspective now. Okay, well, I didn't finesse mine like that. But I'm sure you got flow. But I can rap.

You got flow. Yeah, I got flow. That's what people say about me. You know Clint from ZM? That's what I always describe you as. He got flow. Yeah. That's a quote from David Dulles.

Okay, here comes my Fresh Prince. Now this is a story all about how my life got twisted and turned upside down and I'd like to take a miniature sip right there.

I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air. In West Philadelphia, born and raised on the playground is where I spend most of my days. Chilling out, maxing, relaxing, all cool and all, shooting some b-ball outside of the school when a couple of guys, they were up to no good,

started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared. She said, you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. I went through for a cab and when it came near, the license plates had freshened, it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say, but this cab was rare, but I thought, nah, forget it, go home to Bel-Air. I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie, keep my wife's name out of your f***ing mouth. I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.

We've got our little themes in there. For Bel-Air. Who's got the best Will Smith on them this week for Friday Oki? You need to decide. 0800 DIAL ZM. You can pick Brie or you can pick me. Bree and Clint. Friday Okie!

You just heard us take on the very controversial Will Smith with Fresh Prince of Balea. Bree's version. I accepted the award and I'd lie through my tears. Got a standing ovation with applause and cheers. If anything I could say, the coals look pretty clear so I thought not forget it, your home's Divinity Fair. Very original.

And mine. Apologies for the strong language. I mean, strong language warning. Strong language. Only one person can win. We've got five votes on the line. Ruth's here. Happy Friday, Ruth.

G'day, Ruth. Hi, guys. I love both of them, and Clint, you've got a real cheerful rapping voice, but I'm going to vote for Bree because her lyrics were so clever and relevant. Yeah, right? Oh, thank you, Ruth.

Very topical. I put at least 35 minutes into writing those. Thank you, Ruth. Margaret topical. I put at least 35 minutes into writing those. Thank you, Ruth. Margaret's here. Hi, Margaret. G'day, Margaret. Hi, Kelda, guys. Kelda.

Kelda. Happy Friday. Who are you voting for? Well, I was going to choose, I would for sure agree, but then I really like yours. I know, but, like, you were going to pick me. Like, are you sure? What is your gut telling you, Margaret?

I put a lot of effort in. My gut's telling me Brie. Yes, Margaret! Oh, mate, you were so on the fence. I could have tipped you over the fence just then, but... Thank you, though. Appreciate it, Margaret. Two to Brie.

We'll go to Darcel. Hi, Darcel. Hi, Darcel. Hi. That's a cool name. Thank you. What are your thoughts this week, mate?. Hi, Darcel. Hi. Darcel, that's a cool name. Thank you. What are your thoughts this week, mate? I'm going to go with Clint.

One, because I'm kind of driving, not supposed to be, but driving. And while I was listening to both of your rap, Brie, I do love what you did. But I can only connect to Clint. I've got to sing that jam, man. Oh, you've got to sing the original words. Yeah, I've got to do the original. Yeah, fair enough. Okay, well, hey, I'm on the. Yeah, I've got to do the original. Yeah, fair enough. Okay, well, hey, I'm on the board.

It's not a down trail. I appreciate it, Darcelle. Josh is here. Happy Friday, Josh. Hey, Josh. How's it going? Good, mate. Sounds like you're having a good Friday.

Have you knocked off, Josh? Oh, she's about to start. It'll be good. Well, you're perfectly placed to judge this for us. Who are you voting for on Friday? Okay. You know, her breeze wasn't too bad, eh? But I heard Clint,

he started flowing like a river down the valley mountain. Josh, where are you right now? I'm an old, I just got back to work. Well, back to the workshop is great. I appreciate the vote, Josh. Thank you. Thanks, Josh.

Have a good Arvo, mate. Sounds like he's already on the way. Flowing like a river down the mountain. Lynn's our last vote, and it's the decider as well, Josh. Have a good Arvo, mate. Sounds like he's already on the way. Flying like a river down the mountain. Lynn's our last vote, and it's the decider as well. Lynn, happy Friday. Hi, Lynn. Yeah, happy Friday to you too. Mate, what are your thoughts this Friday-oke?

Oh, well, I really thought that the original lyrics that Clint did were outstanding. Bree, your version was phenomenal. And she's taking us right to the edge with this. I'm hooked in. Do you need a drumroll for this? Do you need a drumroll for this, Lynn? It's a very hard one, actually.

Those lyrics really touched me hard, Bree, because, you know, that performance we saw by Will Smith the other night was... Outrageous. Outrageous. Come on, Lynn, come on, Lynn, get to it. Who are you going, Bree or Clint? Clint.

Oh, gee. Sorry, mate, but it's a Bree. Yes, Clint! I accepted the award and I'd lied through my tears Got a standing ovation with applause and cheers. If anything I could say, the calls look pretty clear. So I thought, now forget it, you're home, divinity fair. Lynn hit me on the edge of my seat more than Will Smith did.

She was like, it was like the final of New Zealand Idol. And I was on the edge of my seat. I was like, who's going to win it here? New Zealand Idol? Yeah. Michael Murphy. Oh, right. Ben Lummis. Oh, Ben Lummis. I didn't here. Michael. New Zealand idol. Yeah. Yeah. Michael Murphy. Oh, right. Ben Lummis.

Oh, Ben Lummis. I didn't know. Congratulations. You're the winner of Friday, Oki. You're unbeaten for the year. Bree and Clint. Time for Birthday Banger. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, here we go. Birthday Banger for a Friday. We'll take your birthdays and figure out what was the song that was top in the charts on your 16th. We'll start off with Ebony. Kia ora, Ebony.

Hi, Ebony. Hi, guys. How are you? How's Ivory? Oh, my God, I get that all the time. I'll bet you do. I was going to do an Ebony joke too, but then I thought I was going to go Ebony Ray, E-double-P-double-E-iphone-double-N.

We wouldn't believe it. My middle name is literally Ray. Shut up. Holy shit. Did we just find the real Epony Ray from Kath and Kim? Yeah, that baby was named after me. That is epic. I love it, Epony.

That's cool. Okay, well, let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? It is the 14th of the 11th, 1994. All right, Epony Ray. You were 16 in 2010. Look at Moo, ploo. Here's your birthday banger.

Like a G6, like a G6. Hey! What's nice and different and unusual. Like a G6. Banger. That's a banger, yeah. Far East movement. Great Friday vibes.

Wait there, Ebony. Loretta is here. Kia ora, Loretta. Hi, Loretta. How are you doing? Good, mate. How was your week? Pretty good, thanks.

Pretty cool. That's good to hear. Good to hear. Did you pull up the handbrake? I did. Have you just arrived home? Is the weekend on? No, no, no.

No, out and about. Oh, okay. All right. I like it. All right. Loretta, what's your birthday, mate? 10th of April, 1977. All right.

You were 16 in 1992. And on your 16th birthday, on the 10th of April, this was top of the charts. I'm the one who wants to be with you. I'm the one. Oh, banger. One of my all-time favourite songs ever, Mr Big. Yeah.

One hit wonder. Good sing-along. Do you like it, Loretta? Yeah, I do, but I think it's a bit of a tough competition there. But up against G6? Yeah, I think so. Okay. I like them both.

Okay. No, we like a good fight, though. We'll get one more up for Jeff. G'day, Jeff. Wake up, Jeff. You're on, Jeff. Yeah, go on. How you going? Nice, Jeff. You weren't really asleep, were you, Jeff? No, no, no, Jeff. Wake up, Jeff. You're on, Jeff. Yeah, g'day, guys. How you going?

Nice, Jeff. You weren't really asleep, were you, Jeff? No, no, no, no. No, not at all. No, never. How are you? How are you, mate? Bloody awesome.

Oh, good to hear, Jeff. Let's do your birthday, Banger. What's your birthday? 26th of September, 1978. All right. You were 16 in 1994. And on the 26th of September in 94, Alright, you were 16 in 1994. And on the 26th of September in 94, this had a number one hit.

I'll make love to you like you need to. And I'll hold you tight. This is a bit of you, isn't it, Jeff? Oh, mate. Nothing screams, I'll make love to you like Jeff.

Jeff. It's like Jeff. Jeff. It's pretty good. Yeah. Good classic. Good classic. Okay, wait there. We've got three good classics to choose from. Like a G6, Mr. Big, or Boys to Men.

I feel for a Friday that I need to vote for the Far East Movement in like a G6. Bree? With Epony. With Epony Ray. I gotta go with Mr. Big to Be With You just because... You've never not voted for that song. I have to vote for it.

It is one of my all-time favourite songs. We'll go to a split vote. Today we'll go to producer Anastasia for the decision. Anastasia, what's it going to be? I love Like a G6. I'm so sorry, but we've just played it for you too many times, so I'm going to go with Brie. There it is. You love this song too? It's a gorgeous song. I'm so sorry, but we've just played it for you too many times, so I'm going to go with Bray. There it is.

You love this song too? It's a gorgeous song. Yes, mate. The winner of Birthday Banger this afternoon from Mr Big is To Be With You, which means, Loretta, you won Birthday Banger. Congratulations. Yay. What are you doing, Loretta?

Where are you? I'm actually in Leaston, in Canterbury. I'm just sitting in my car with my son, Ollie. That explains it. All right, have a great weekend, Loretta. Thank you very much. Here's your birthday banger. Brian Clint, ZM.

ZM, Brian Clint. That's the winner of birthday banger today. Mr. Big. Not to be confused with Mr. Probs. Yeah. And not to be confused with Mr. Probs. Yeah. And not to be confused with Mr. Saxo Beat. They're all different people.

All different misters. Any other misters? Any other important misters? Mr. Mister. Mr. Oh, Mr. Is Mr. Mister a group?

Yeah, Mr. Mister's a group. Yeah, I'm looking at it right now. So baby, do you know this song? Don't take my hair. No, so baby, do you know this song? Don't take my hair. No, so take these broken wings and learn to fly again.

Learn to be so free. Not to be confused with them. About, who's the guy called Mr. Cheeks? Mr. Cheeks? Who is that? I don't know, do you want to find out? Yeah, let's the guy called Mr. Cheeks? Mr. Cheeks? Who is that? I don't know, do you want to find out? Yeah, let's give it a whirl.

There's a chance we have absolutely no idea. This is in the system. Damn, Mr. Cheeks. What's the vibe, Mr. Cheeks? Make it clap, Mr. Cheeks.

Clap, clap, clap Slam it Bree and Clint The Alternative Commentary Collective is covering the Black Cap Series against the Nether Regions. Sorry, that's the Netherlands. And the ACC has gone full Dutch to celebrate. Please welcome to the studio, Jeremy Wells.

Jeremy Wells. Hi, we're here at Clint. How are you guys? Got a cricket question for you straight away. Is this the most important cricket series the Blackcaps have ever played against the Netherlands? It's the most anticipated

series in New Zealand cricket history. Just behind or just in front of Bangladesh. Yes. You mean the annual Bangladesh tour? Yeah. And every other game we seem to have played in the last 12 months.

Because Bree's from, I hate to lavish your country with this compliment, but she's from Australia, so the top. Although they're at the top at the moment. Well, Australia's certainly at the top of the women's game. Is Netherlands the other end of the scale? Yeah. Well, I mean, can you imagine playing cricket in Holland? I mean, firstly, you've got to have a dike around your, you know, field.

A what, sorry? A dike. What do you call Clint? A dike. We don't use that word for great. Not that. Put me into a corner. Okay, we're bringing our resident Dutchie, Anastasia Lufin.

Here we go, she'll know what that means. Anastasia, what's a dyke? A dyke is something that they use in farming villages to stop the flooding of dams. So they're like raised roads. Thank you. Oh, a dyke. My dad loves his bedside table. A dyke.

Has a framed photo of me and my sisters all biking along a dyke. That's no shit, but it's a bedside table. A dyke on a bike. The town bike is a dyke. A dike on a bike. The town bike is a dike. A dike on a bike, if you like. But,

but, but, but that's not hospitable. They have dikes around their grounds to make sure that the water doesn't get in there

because it's so low-lying. Yeah. Well, we're glad that they're here. Of course. Yeah. You know, because we want

some more cricket. And it's exciting too because this is Ross Taylor's last cricket series. Is this his last game? This is his last. He's got two more games to go.

So there's, of course, the game today. Yes. And then there is also the game next week. And then apart from that, that's it. So two more for Ross Taylor. Arguably the greatest New Zealand player. Well, certainly top three. You'd put him up there with Martin Crowe.

You'd put him up there with Kane Williamson and then Ross Taylor's in there as well. How did you react? I'm going to change subjects completely because I know this is close to Bree's heart. How did you react to the Shane Warne Memorial the other day? I love Shane Warne. Yeah.

And I've always loved Shane Warne. Yeah. And it wasn't easy watching Shane Warne play against New Zealand because he brutalised New Zealand. But I loved the way that he played the game. He's the consummate entertainer. Whenever Shane Warne got the ball, something was going to happen. You knew something was going to happen.

It generally happened in his favour. And I was lucky enough to see Shane Warne play live a number of times at the MCG against New Zealand, but just watching the MCG crowd as soon as Shane Warne got the ball. Yeah. And just everybody starts watching. Everybody's eyes are on this guy. Do you think he was so lovable as a cricketer

because he was just a bogan that managed to get into the Australian team? A hundred percent. That was him. And that is why Australians love him so much. I love Sean. Oh, God, I love Sean. I was devastated at that news. It's so hard to believe that he's gone.

Yeah, it's sad. And he bought this thing. Slow bowling was like, slow bowling is lame. And then, you know. He made it sexy, eh? He made it cool again. He made it cool. Yeah.

The slightly overweight, bleach blonde mullet guy made slow bowling sexy. I love the guy. Yeah. I'm mates with Dan Vittori. He used to go to my school. And he said, you know, when I was at school with Dan Vittori, we'd watch Shane Warne play. And then he said, you know, later on I came to play against Shane Warne.

So I was a fan. And then he said, and then I got to play against him. And Shane Warne did the greatest things. He would tell you what he was going to bowl before he bowled it. Just because he's like, I might as well tell him what I'm going to bowl. And then he'd do exactly that. You still get people out. People he didn't like inside of his own team. He would tell Dan Vittori, oh, you know, Steve Waugh,

he doesn't like it when you do this. If I was you, I'd just bowl like this. And tell him how to bowl. And also, when he found out Dan Vittori was a fan of Liverpool, and when Liverpool won the FA Cup final, Shane Warne bought tickets to the FA Cup final, Shane Warne bought tickets to the FA Cup final and then sent them

to Dan Vittori. And Dan Vittori said it was years ago that he'd had the conversation with Warne about fucking Liverpool. Hadn't seen him for a year and Warne sends him

these tickets just out of the blue. That's incredible. What a great guy. Good bloke. No wonder he had 50,000 people at his funeral this week.

Crazy, crazy. Before you go, to get you ready to commentate the Dutch series with the ACC, we thought... He's got a Dutch oven, Anastasia. Close.

We thought we could teach you some Dutch. So our resident Dutch producer, Anastasia Lufven, what phrase have you prepared for Jeremy Wells? So this is something that he can do to comfort the Dutch team when they're not going, oh, well, it's not like they're not going to go very well, but that's probably the way it's going to go. So he can say, niets aan de hand. Niets aan de hand.

And that means there's nothing on the hand, which is like it's going to be all right. She'll be all right, mate. There's nothing on the hand. There's nothing on the hand. Yeah, niets aan de hand. Does that mean she'll be all right, bro? Yeah, pretty much.

Niets aan de hand. Niets aan de hand. I love the Dutch. Does that mean she'll be right, bro? Yeah, pretty much. Needs under hand. Needs under hand. I love the Dutch. They've got a lot of dykes there. They do. They really do. They do. Brian Clint.

I saw a very funny video on Instagram this week, Clint. Very cute. It was on Instagram Reels because I'm still not done with Instagram Reels. It was on Reels. I've never had to scroll through Reels and gone, man, this app gets me. This is fire. You know, the first one I like because I clicked on it. But then after that, it just shows me the...

Yeah, the algorithm's not right yet. If you're listening, Zuck, there's a bit of work to be done. Yeah, there is work to be done. But look, I came across this on Reels and very cute couple of kids who... So there's the older brother and the younger sister. Yeah. Right?

Bit like you and I. Okay, sure. Older brother, younger sister, right? Yeah. So the older brother is dobbing his younger sister in. Oh, so I'm the narc in this situation. You're the narc. Right, okay.

And it's for a swear word she has said. We've got the audio here of the original video. I heard her say don't be mad at me, I'm just telling you. Okay. She said it's an F word but shh, don't be mad

at me, it was her. Okay. She said shit. Clearly the younger sister No regrets No regrets What a narc Very cute kids Such a narc

What a narc I thought we could At least it's on video now So she knows never to trust her older brother Exactly With any secrets ever Can you imagine when she sees that When she's older

She'll be like bloody narc Oh my god you're such a narc I thought we could do A recreation of that video This afternoon The radio recreation where you call up Ross, our boss, and you knock on

me. Okay. For anything I want. Well, a similar vibe to the video. Anything I want. A similar vibe to the video for swearing on air. And the rest. No. No, no, no. Hello. Hi Ross, it's Clint. Hello. Hi, Ross. It's Clint.

Hello, Clinton. I need to tell you about something that Bree did. Okay, yeah. Sorry. But don't get mad at me, because I'm just telling you, okay? Mm-hmm. She did an F word.

An F word? Yeah, on the radio, she did an F word. Like? Don't get mad at me, because I'm just telling you, okay? Which word? Was it fuck or something else? Shit, man.

I was going to say hairy ball bags or something, but you went straight for it. Just for the record, that's you that said the F word on the radio, not us. Not us. We didn't say it. This was a prank. It had nothing to do with us. You are now the person who said the F word, not us.

Please report yourself to yourself. Oh, I'm so disappointed in me. Have a great weekend, man. See you later. We can't get in trouble for that, right? We can't. Hey, we didn't say it. Play ZM's Brand Clint.

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