ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 1st April 2026

Episode Date: April 1, 2026

The best April Fool's pranks of the year.  Bree's very satisfying warranty story.  Things that aren't meant for men (part 2).  Why was the hook up so taboo?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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ZDem's Brie and Clint We hold tight into BBBMBM Check 1212 And welcome to the Brie and Clint show Everybody come in Brie How you going guys? Is everything going well? Well, you're going good, Bree.

Going good. How are you going? Yeah, really good, thanks. Let's get going with the show and see what's happening. Now, let's chat for a bit. What have you been up to today? Oh, well, I've been making scones. I've been out and about and helping Dad outside with the spraying some weeds and what have you.

Jeez, you're so handy, aren't you? I'm very handy. Yeah. What have you been doing, Clem? Oh, a bit of this and that. You had much cheese and dairy today, Bree? Too much to go into. Have you finished buying your Easter egg?

Aha! That's how I know it's not really, Bree, because Bree's lactose intolerant. This is Bree's mother. No, it's not. It's Bree. And I've been eating cheese and what have you because it's all the good stuff. So I will tolerate it and everyone else will have to put up with it.

Yeah, how's the back end? Coping? Oh, it has its moments. All right, Bree, what are you looking forward to on the show today? Oh, let's get into Trady versus Lady, hey? I like that. That's a great idea. If you want to represent the Trades or the ladies,

you can call us now on 0800 Dial ZM and pick the team that you want to be on. Do you know what the score is, Bree? The score at the moment, Clint, I think, is 28 to the ladies, 22 to the Trades. Geez, what happened to your voice? You sound awful all of a sudden. Oh, no, let's get on with you.

Oh, you're back. Oh, no, you sound good again now. Yeah, yeah, nice. Yeah, we want to see if the tradies can catch the ladies. Must have had a frog in your throat. But you're back now. That's good. All right.

We'll play Trady versus Lady next. Play Z-Eams, Bree and Clint. This is the Mani versus Lady. Here we go. Trady versus Lady. Wednesday. We keep score and they currently sit at 22 to the Trades. They're behind. The ladies out in front on 28. Our lady is in Tohanga. She is 34 and she is missing an organ, which is vital to her survival. Please welcome to the show Shea and her daughter's Penny and Sienna.

Hi Shea. Hi Penny. Hi Sienna. How are you guys going? Hey, we're good. Thank you. Which organ is, Shay? It's not your brain, is it? I hope it's not for this game. No, it's not my brain Well, maybe. Depends if I win or lose. Then you can claim that. Which organ are you missing? I've had my thyroid removed.

Oh, wow. But if it's vital to your survival, how are you surviving? I have to take medicine for the rest of my life. Oh, right. Oh, my God. I've never even heard of that before, so you'd have to take, I'm assuming, like, hormones and stuff. It's just thyroxin, which is like a,

fake thyroid hormone. Yeah, right. Not everything else. It just tricks my body into thinking it has a thyroid. Yeah, yeah. Well, let's see if they're performance-enhancing drugs when it comes to radio quizzes. You're taking on our tradies today who's 34.

He's an invoccal and he rolls his ars, but not in a good way. Welcome to the show, Nate. Gidey, Nate. What's going on, Dean? How are we? Yeah, we're good. What do you mean not in a good way, Nate? Yeah.

Do you? I'm a goggle, mate. You know what we'll. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can we get a gore war memorial from you? Oh, I can do his 30 dirty purple workshirts, you know. Whoa! Here it is.

30 dirty purple work shirts. He's goes. Yeah, part Irish to me. All right, Nate, your buzzers, Trady. Shea and the girls, your buzzers lady. The first team to three correct dancers gets our $50 cash prize from KFC. Here we go. Best of like.

Question number one. in what year was Netflix founded? Was it 1997, 2007 or 2009? Nate? I'm going to say Nate. Just. Is it 2007? Not 2007.

No? So Shea, Penny and Sienna, your options are 97 or 2009? Uh, is it 97? It is 97. Started as one of those companies that rented DVDs from the... vending machines, I believe. Yes, and they would mail you DVDs as well, and you mail them back. That too. Yeah.

All right, one to the ladies. Question number two. What is the name of the fictional hardware store on the children's television show, Bluey? Yes, Shea. Hammer, ban. Oh, she was all over that, like a rash. Well done. Two to the ladies. You need this one, Nate, to stay in the game. Question number three. You've got it. Come on. Here we go. Question number three.

Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Oh, no. Yes, Nate. Oh, no. Oh, geez. Memories. What's his main gym class heroes, is it? Oh.

Not a bad guess at all from you, Nate. Shay? Um, um, oh, it's on the tip of my tongue. I'll give you three. Two, one. No, no, I don't know. Maroon 5 is what we were looking for. Yeah.

Yeah. Who I think did a song with gym class hero. They did. Yeah. Yeah, they sure did. All right, no points there. We move on to question number four. Name a vegetable that is also classified as a flower.

Lady. Yes, Shay. Ah, oh, no, I went too fast. A vegetable that's also a flower. Yes. Pumpkin. No, no pumpkin. Nate with the steel.

Oh, geez. Bloody. Tomatoes, I don't know. No, it's a fruit. You're both going to kick yourselves. Coliflower, broccoli, capers and artichokes, we would have accepted. No points there. We move on to question five.

What type of vehicle would most commonly use an ultimeter? Altimeter. Altimeter. A lady? Yeah, Shay. A motorbike? It's not a motorbike. Nate.

Oh, geez, don't need to include that a truck maybe? No, not a truck. An aircraft. We would have accepted plane or helicopter. It's an instrument that is used to measure an object's altitude above a fixed level, typically sea level. Okay, we move on. Still two to the ladies. Question number six.

What did the J stand for in President JFK? Lady. Lady. Yes, She. John. John's correct. She's got it. She's a leave.

Oh, she's a lady. The girls celebrate in the car. Nate, not your day, mate, but good guy. Good game. Not today. Hey, girls, you're tradie-vers lady champions. Well done. Hell yeah. Hell yes.

Yeah. Team effort. Well done, girls. 50 bucks. We'll get it out to you. Thank you very much. We need to come clean with everybody, Bree, and Clint. We need to come clean with everybody, Bree,

about an April Fool's prank that we played on everybody. Yes. And first of all, we're sorry for lying to you guys. But, you know, it's all in the spirit of the day, right? Yeah, it's the only day you can lie and not feel super bad about it. Exactly right. We posted that the Hosk, Mike Hosking, was going to join the Bree and Clint show. The show was rebranding as Mike, Bree and Clint because Bree, of course, his name comes first.

Oh, well, no doubt. Whoever gets paid the most, you know? Yeah. We said he was also doing his News Talk ZB Breakfast Show so that you could now get Mike at both ends. Because why wouldn't you want Mike Hosking from both ends? Why wouldn't you? If it was on offer, why? wouldn't you?

Well, we can reveal pranked. It's not happening. We tried. We actually did try and get him. Unfortunately, the real story is he's just taking over our time slot altogether.

Yeah, yeah. He goes, if ZDem Drive really wants a radio award, get rid of those two. And just get me. It's always a risk when you go out with any prank, though, that people will actually

not only buy it, but like it. Like this comment from Instagram, Alex wrote, Finally a decent host, maybe this one won't laugh at their own jokes. Ouch, Alex. Damn, Alex. And I think the Hosk does laugh at his own jokes. Well, he's the only one on that show, so who else is going to laugh?

Exactly right. Someone else said, I was gutted that ZM had been taken off the far north frequency that they had. However, after this news, I'm not so gutted anymore. Well, unfortunately, we are still off. And there is no Mike Hosking, so, oh, double sorry. Sorry, guys. Sorry to guys.

And Tony Scott Bishop wrote on Facebook, I really don't think Mike Hosking would lower his standards this far. Whoa. Shots fired. That guy should be at our comedy roast. He would do wonders. Well, it was just a prank. And you've got to keep that in mind on the first of April, okay?

You should keep it in mind every day to not believe everything that you see, particularly on the internet, but especially on the 1st of April. Did you get got today? I think all of them got me momentarily, and then I was like, oh, no, wait. I thought the KFC carrots thing that they did was quite good. Yeah, that was quite fun. Yeah, that was quite fun. Carrots deep fried in the Colonel's secret herbs and spices.

See, I feel like, you know, I feel like a lot of companies test things on April Fools. Yeah. You know? Yeah. To see what the response would be. because I feel like I could get around some deep-fried carrots. They should have done KF cheese, and it's just deep-fried cheese. Like mozzarella sticks.

Yeah, in KFC's herbs and spices. K-F-Chease would have gone off. Gimmie, Gimmie. New World announced self-driving trolleys today, which was quite good. The All-White, the New Zealand soccer team, announced that they were changing their name to the All-Blacks. That's good. I like that one.

It's particularly good because they played on Monday against Chile at Eden Park, and they did wear black. So they had pictures of them in black to go with the announcement and I think some people definitely would have fallen for it for a moment. Yes. And Les Mills also launched a dog exercise class complete with plastic tarps on the floor for the dog, Pee-Pee and Poo-Poo, called Les Mills Paws.

See, that's funny, but I feel like people would like it. Yeah, they would like it. Yeah, they're like, oh, cool, I can take my dog to Les Mills. Yeah. And there'll be some people who show up with their dog and be like, hey, I'm here for that class and they'll have to go, oh, it was actually just a joke. What was some of your guys' favourite April Fool's pranks that you saw?

I saw quite a good one from, it was a sheriff's office that announced a feline division saying that they were replacing the canine division claiming that cats, yeah, were faster, more agile and better suited for detecting narcotics. Yeah, not bad. Yeah, not bad, I like that. Claudia, what did you see?

Well, I sought out a lot of the admin for the Bree and Clint show and I get a lot of press releases and I've got a very serious press release from Dyson who make the hair tools and stuff who have a new range of hair tools for your pets. They've got like a mini curling wand for your cat's chest hair a straightener for your horse's fringe. Again, again people will want these.

Yeah, they're actually kind of cool. People will want these. They made photos and everything. Yeah, Ella. A political party from New Zealand, they posted their idea on getting rid of the Inter-Iland Affair and using a catapult instead. Yeah.

I was on board with it. It's the Opportunities Party and they launched their tribeshay campaign. So funny. Tribeshae campaign. To slingshot you across the country. They had like fancy graphics and everything. They went really hard on their one, didn't they? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Loved it. Well, what about you? My favorite was probably the Les Mills one that I saw. I thought that was the best one. They got William Widera to do like a new story. You know how he used to do the news stories for the... Whoa, so they went hard out on it. Yeah, like how he used to do for the...

What was that show called? The AM show or something? Yes. And he used to be like the roving reporter. And he did it perfectly. And so you're like, oh yeah, I believe this. Yeah. See, I saw that one and I didn't even bat an eyelid at it.

Now that you say it, I'm like, oh, yeah. Even when the Golden Retriever started humping him in the video, I was like... That could happen. That could happen. I could see how that would happen. Love it. Anyway, it's after 12 o'clock.

They're not allowed to prank you anymore. Them's the rules. Z.m's Brian Clint. Now, Mike Hosking, joining the Breanne Clint show, prank isn't the only thing we're catching heat for on the internet today, Bree. People are also slightly up in arms about our very differing Milo recipes. Have you seen that? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You say we're catching heat over the Milo recipes.

I would argue that you're catching heat. I would say we. I would say we. I would say you. I would say you are. You are crazy if you think that your Milo recipe isn't out the gate as well. I'm catching support is what I believe I'm catching. Yeah, from crazy people.

From normal individuals who know what they're talking about. Our digital producer Ella put out a video of a break that we did the other week in which we reveal our personal Milo recipes, which, if you missed it, Brey, can you let us know what your recipe is again? My recipe is the normal recipe, the way that everyone drinks their Milo. It's eight tablespoons of Milo and some cold milk. You say it so confidently. I know that you believe what you're saying.

When you say it's normal, I know that you believe it. Yeah. The effortless way in which eight tablespoons spoons of Milo just comes out of your mouth. I don't know what your point is here because I feel like your... you're not on the pulse of what the normal everyday person likes when it comes to Milo. And I think you're in Milo La La Land. My Milo is much simpler and much more relatable. And much worse.

It's a teaspoon. I'll allow two teaspoons of Milo. No, no. No. You cannot backtrack now. Okay, a teaspoon of Milo, a heaped teaspoon of Milo and boiling water. And that's it. And that's it.

And you mix and you enjoy. Your weird. Traditional. That is the... So far from traditional my-lo. Comforting Milo. That's the Milo you need after a day of cold Saturday morning sport. That is hot sick in what you've described right there. That'll warm you up. It'll warm the kids up. You may as well not even bother.

Like that is the Milo when people are giving it out at a school camp and they're on a real strict budget. Your Milo is like, you know that scene in Matilda when... What dreams are made of? You know that scene in Matilda when Bruce Bogtrotter eats the entire chocolate cake? That's what it reminds me of. Wait, have you ever experienced a real Milo, which is my Milo? Have you ever experienced it? It's not a real Milo.

It is a real Milo. It's like, it's the most decadent Milo I've ever heard of in my entire life. Anyway, this is what the internet is saying, okay? Okay, and then I want to read out a few texts that are coming in live. It's balanced feedback, okay? I'm going to read you some of it. Balance. God, you are full of poohs.

No, well, I'll start with this. Clint sounds like the Milo, the PTA would sell at school functions. That's exactly what I said with the school camp comment. Bree, eight tablespoons is half a cup. So you're proposing half a cup of Milo. Correct. It breaks down once you put the milk in it to like a quarter cup. It doesn't break down.

It's still in there. It's still in there. It absorbs the milk. Clint, what is wrong with you? Bree is correct, but the Milo goes in first and then you add the milk. This will disperse the Milo to the top. Did I not say that? I don't know if you did.

I always put the Milo in first, always. Then someone even slightly more crazy than Brie, open the tin, the big tin, add two tablespoons of milk, give it a stir and voila, perfection. See, that's nice. That's even better. That's when you really treating yourself, because I'd do that. that every time, but Milo, you know, isn't super cheap.

I'm with Bree. Clint should go to jail for his recipe. I agree with that one. I fear I'm on Clint's side, one to one and a half teaspoons, boiling water and a splash of milk. Yeah, splash of milk's nice, just cools it down a bit. Don't you come in here trying to now change your recipe? I'm okay with a splash of milk. And then someone else said, if it's not a soup ladle of Milo, I don't want it. If you, let's say we got locked into a room, right? We didn't know when we were getting out.

The only thing we were allowed to consume is our Milo recipes. Yeah. You can pick from my recipe. You can pick from your recipe. We don't know how long we're going to be in here for. Exactly. What are you choosing? So obviously you go with my recipe so the Milo lasts long enough because we don't know when we're getting out.

No, no, no. It's unlimited. It's unlimited Milo, but that's the only thing we have. No, again. You're coming with my recipe. I know you are. It's more sustenance rather than that dust teaspoon of Milo and dash of hot milk. It's a full teaspoon of Milo. It's a full teaspoon of Milo, okay?

You're one of those people that would scrape off the Milo off the top. Be like, oh, it's too much. I just want to read a few texts that are coming through. These are live texts. So obviously my recipe, eight tablespoons of Milo, cold milk mixed altogether. Clint, one table, one teaspoon, sorry, of Milo, hot water and drink. Someone said, Bree's on the money. Someone else said, I do eight spoons as well, Bree.

Someone said, Bree, far too much, Milo. Four is normal. Clint, far too little Milo. So that's Goldilocks, that's obviously text through. Someone said, ew, Clint, what the hell? Yes, Bree, one hundred pee. Someone else said, as a teacher, I wouldn't even give my kids on camp one single teaspoon. That feels like a punishment.

Someone said, I had mine the normal way, same way as Bree. I introduced my eight-year-old to this and he's a big fan also. Someone else said, Bree, yum, that's the best cold Milo. When I have a warm Milo, I have five tablespoons in warm Milo. Five tablespoons. I could get around that. I can't handle you people. Someone just said, Clint is wrong.

Bree is a bit much. My son used to do similar. Clint, no one wants your chocolate water. Dean's Brian Clint. The T, live from L.A. with Dean McCarthy. This is classic, isn't it? Taylor Swift is currently being sued by somebody, Dean, over her life of a showgirl branding.

Yes. I can barely talk about this. This is actually hilarious. So let me just tell you that Maram's flag. Stage name. Maram Wade is the stage name. She has a show called The Fessons of a Showgirl and has had it for about 10 years.

years now doing shows around Los Vegas and the Las Vegas strip. He is suing Taylor Swift because the similarity between confessions of a showgirl and the life of the showgirl, they allege they are very, very similar, but not just in the name but also in like the

picture of that life as a show girl. I don't know. It's either a really good case or like the lamest case I've ever heard. No word from Taylor Swift's team yet. Yeah. It's always that she's never What a load of BS. Sorry, can I jump in here?

Yeah. What the biggest load of BS. You can't claim that you own certain phrases or terms or you've created the idea of what a showgirl in Vegas is. Like, that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. All Taylor Slip is doing is putting herself in the category of showgirl in which plenty of other people are. So wait, Taylor's is the life of a showgirl. and her show is called Confessions of a Showgirl. Yes.

It's like an athlete or a sports star claiming that they are the owner of that category and then another athlete going to making a movie about being an athlete. This is what happens when it's very public how much money you've made and how much money you're actually worth. Because I mean, Ed Sheeran's been dealing

with these kind of things for years where he's been in different court battles over different bits and pieces because people just want to get their money. That's my opinion on it. Bold, though. I hope Marin is wealthy because I don't imagine Taylor Swift's lawyers

are that stupid. You know, like, I feel like they'll be pretty well equipped to deal with this. Well, she'll have a new series then, life of a broke our show girl. The death of a showgirl. That's the T with our Hollywood correspondent, T McCarthy. ZADM's Bree and Clint podcast.

Want to talk about, Abu hookups. And that could be for whatever reason. It's after I read this story about a former Sky Sports presenter by the name of Richard Keyes. Have you heard of him? Not Sky Sports New Zealand, right? No, not Sky Sports New Zealand. I believe American. Right. Okay. I believe he's from the US. He doesn't work for Sky Sports anymore. British. British. English Sky Sports. Is he British? Oh, there you go. I believe he got let go for some sex. comments that he made. But that's another story altogether.

That's by the buy. That's by the buy. This story is about the hookup that he had that is very taboo, in my opinion. The story doing the rounds today is that Richard was married to his wife, Julia, for 25 years, long time. But they split back in 2016 when Julia was suffering with cancer. Oh, okay. And he ended up running off, allegedly, running off with one of his daughter's best friends, Lucy Rose. Oh, no, Richard.

It doesn't look great for Richard, does it? Wait, so he leaves his long-term wife who has cancer. He leaves her while she has cancer. Yeah. To hook up with his daughter's friend. Correct. 31 years, his junior. he's in the news today claiming that people have got the story all wrong.

Okay, okay, what detail have we got wrong? He said that he never had an affair, which I mean his wife, Julia, would disagree because when she filed for divorce, it was under the claim that he was having an affair, and that's why she filed for divorce. And then he also claimed that his wife, he sat with her as she went through, she got cancer all the way back in 2008. So it's not even, it's not as bad as what people think. Oh, okay, all right.

Well, to be honest, we were outraged before we even heard the cheating bit. You hadn't even said that. Yeah, right. And I was still like, oh, dirtbag move. And then you're like, oh, and then he said, I never cheated. And we're like, well, we didn't say you did. Lisa didn't cheat. Why is he, why is he hooking up with his daughter's best mate?

What are you doing, Richard? Do we know the ages? Yes, I have got the ages here. Currently, Richard is 68 and Lucy, his partner. I believe they're married now, actually. Yeah. She's 37. Same age as his daughter.

All right. The ages, I mean, the ages aren't that. I mean, it's not ideal, but... So when they got together, let's say it was 2016. It's the daughter's friend, but that's the off, but isn't it? He would have been 58 and she would have been 27. Yeah, right. Yeah.

He's not as, I'm just, I mean, I don't mean to be, I don't mean to be too disparaging, but he's not exactly a stud muffin. I'm just, I don't know the guy. I don't know the guy. I don't know what he, I don't know anything about him, but I've just Googled him. It's a very taboo, though, isn't it? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

On multiple levels. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Like, there's multiple things happening. I can imagine how. the daughter would have felt when she realized that one of her best mates was hooking up with her dad, like WTF. This is like that storyline, an outrageous fortune when, what was his name?

The cop ends up hooking up with Pascal. He leaves the mum for the daughter. It's like one of the main, yeah. Scandal. He falls in love with the daughter instead of the mum and leaves the mum for the daughter. Oh, God. Yeah. Not ideal.

Not ideal. I thought we could put it out there this afternoon, Clint. Taboo relationships. Who had one and why was it considered taboo? Someone's already texted and said my taboo hookup was identical twin brothers. Whoa! That is taboo. First separately and then together.

What? No, that is a taboo hookup. Whoa. Are you sure? On your part and then. Actually, more on theirs. Imagine if they just had a few too many drinks and they were seeing double. Whoa, two boyfriends.

Whoa. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're definitely the same guy. Oh, 800,000 at M. Text to 966. What was the taboo hookup? Either you were a part of the taboo hookup. Yep. Or your partner cheated on you in a taboo hookup.

Or maybe your dad hooked up with one of your best mates. Yeah, you don't talk to a certain. family member anymore because of their taboo hookup. That's the chat we're looking for. We can keep you completely anonymous this afternoon. But if you're keen to share, we're keen to hear. The ZDM Podcast Network. We're talking about taboo relationships.

After stories in the news about a former Sky Sports presenter by the name of Richard Keyes, who left his wife, who we found out they had been together for how long, Clint? 34 years, him and his wife. Four years, my mistake. I said 25. So even longer, they've been together for 34 years. And he ended up leaving her. And she actually had cancer at the time,

left her to hook up with one of his daughter's best mates. And they're now together. They're married. They're married. Yeah, yeah. Very taboo. So at least they're the real deal, right, Bree. At least they...

Yeah, yeah. At least she made an honest man of them. No comment. So we asked you about... about the taboo hookup, taboo relationship that either you or someone you know found themselves in. And our first caller wants to be anonymous, understandably. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous.

We're good. Tell us about your taboo hookup, Anonymous. So I was in a relationship for about three years. We had two kids together. Uh-huh. Okay. And then we split up due to differences on that. And a couple of months went by, and I found out.

that towards the last month of our relationship, she was sleeping with my father. What? Oh. And they're still together. Oh, no. Wait, wait. So you've got kids with this woman, Anonymous?

Yep. Yeah. So she is the mother of your father's grandchildren. Yeah. So do they call her granddad, dad or what? Granddad. Yeah, do they call him granddad? Dad? What is it?

Yeah, I don't know. What do you call them now? I can't say it over the radio. Anonymous, do you have a relationship with either? Like, what's the relationship like with you guys? So, no. Yeah, I'm not surprised. And then close to the kids.

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that anonymous. That's sad. Yeah, it is what it is. I feel like that's it's more than. I bet it's more than, anyway. They're not even from gore. Not enough. Is that okay in gore, is it?

Is that, is that? Oh, no, just ask the kid on the corner with the extra little finger. Anonymous. All right. It's definitely taboo. Definitely fits the brief. I don't know if we're going to be able to top that. Anonymous number two, welcome to the show.

Hi, Anonymous. Is that me? That's you. We're talking about taboo relationships. What's your story for us? I don't know if I'm going to recover from the last one, but give it a go Anonymous. So first of all, can I just say long-time listener, first-time call it? You absolutely can.

Wait a second. First time call it. Anonymous. Anonymous, what is your taboo relationship story? So it's not about me, but I went to school with some people who were step-siblings. And they got together when she was in years. year 10 and he was in year 13. God, this would have been the talk of the whole school, was it anonymous?

Yep. I have to say I was part of the bullying when this started. Anonymous. It's a very hard one for a kid to process. Not that I'm endorsing. Especially when you're in year 10. Come on. That is hard to wrap your head around.

Please tell me they were fresh step siblings. Like their parents had got together in the last year or so. No, I think their parents had been together for three, four years by this point. Okay. Oh, gosh. Yeah. Are they still together, Anonymous? Anyway, yes, they are still together. So they're now about 26 and 29. Yeah. Okay. And they have two kids together.

Oh, so it worked out for them. It did. Anonymous, be nice. Anonymous. No more bullying. Being anonymous, we've moved on. Anonymous, they're not actually related, okay? But, yeah, still just not right.

Anonymous, still not over it. Texts, first text from Taz, leave Gore alone. That's fair. That is anonymous, not us, okay? Yeah, yeah. We didn't say awful things about Gore. Taboo relationships.

I dated one of my brother's best friends for five years, and then after being single for three years, I am now dating one of my other, my brother's other best friends. What is going on there? Are you just moving through all your brother's friends? She treats her brother like Tinder and she just swipes through her brother's friends. She just comes to the local Sunday drink hookups and she's like, oh, which one? Who else?

Yeah. My dad hooked up with my sister's ex-boyfriend's mum while they were together because he cheated on my sister. Hey? Whoa. My dad hooked up with my sister's ex-boyfriend's mum while they were together because he cheated on my sister. That is some...

So that's dad getting revenge on the boyfriend by hooking up with his mum. That is commitment to the revenge. I'll give him that. That is hardcore. What about this? Does it count as a hookup if you end up marrying them, question mark? We had a nanny during COVID lockdown,

now divorce from my husband and married to the nanny. Oh, whoa, you married the nanny. Wait a second. Wait a second. Yeah. So that person there divorced their husband. Yes. And is now married to the nanny that they hired for COVID lockdown.

Yeah. So wait, does that mean that they do? I'm reading that as, I'm assuming that's a woman. Yes, me too. Divorce their husband. And I'm assuming the nanny is a woman too. And assuming the nanny's a woman. then hooked up with the woman and is now,

so divorced her man, husband, now married to a woman. Which, call us heteronormative, but you don't expect your wife to run off with the nanny, do you, Brie? Scandal. I mean, we've heard of the Jude Law stories, but this is different. Yeah, yeah. Well, equal opportunity, I guess. Yeah.

I'm just sifting through these to find the ones that we can read on the radio. What about this? My partner's best friend of over 20 years has just decided he'd get involved. with my partner's ex-wife. My partner and his ex-wife have been separated for over eight years, had a great relationship with her, co-parenting the children involved.

The best friend and her have been together for five months and have sold both of their houses to buy a big one together. Safe to say they've been cut off from our friend's circle. Wow. Okay. So his best friend

is hooking up with his ex-wife. Yeah, that's not cool. That's very taboo, isn't it? Because they've got kids together as well So there's that added element Well, yes and no What are you, what? You don't have control over,

you don't have control over someone after you break up with them Like if it's your ex-wife No, I'm not saying the ex-wife I mean, it's neither by the by But she does have kids with him So I feel like, you know, there is a bit of responsibility Yeah The best friend has a responsibility

Not to hook up with his best mate's ex-wife For God's sake He's ex-wife and baby mama. True, he said ex-wife, not ex-best friend, didn't he? No. Yeah, okay. Yeah, right. Okay.

Far out. And there are some in here that just cannot be read out on the radio. There's a lot that can't be read out. But we appreciate them, and we will read and enjoy all of them. Including the person who sent us graphic details about hooking up with the identical twin brothers. We read every word? We read it, okay? And it's on my retinas forever now.

It's ZAM's Brie and Clint podcast. We were just talking about taboo relationships and I need to read you this one last text that's come through, Clint. It says here, juicy as taboo relationship. My friend's parents were together. They had children and then separated. They then had kids with other people but then got back together and had two more kids.

Okay. The kids from the separation, so the separate relationships where they went off and had kids with other people who are not blood related, but they share five siblings. Yeah. Are now married to each other. Whoa. That's crazy.

Wow. That is wild. And I can see it. I'm looking at the family tree in my mind and I can see there are no branches that overlap. Yeah, so they're not blood related in any way, but they have like shared a hundred. half sisters and brothers together. Isn't that crazy that you can have siblings, half siblings with someone and you guys aren't related at all?

And maybe that's why they got together. Maybe they're like, oh, gutted that we're not actually related. Should we... Marry, and then we're joint together forever. Should we hook up? That's a crazy one. How do the parents feel about it? Yeah.

I guess it makes Christmas easier, doesn't it? It definitely does. A ZM's Breinclint podcast. Let's play Google Down. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Brian Clint's Google Down. Punk.

Here we are. That time of the week again to find out who is the fastest Googler in the team and you could win 50 KFC chicken dollars if you back the winner. Your competitors are Clint versus Ella versus Claudia. My tummy hurts. I've got a fat finger. I've got a fat pussy finger. Oh, stop.

That word is banned, remember? I'm not allowed to say that. You got a fat what? Start the game very quick. Oh my gosh. I like that. I'm gay. Yeah, you can't say that on the radio, Ella.

Yeah, you cannot. That is not appropriate. TMI, babes. I've got an infected finger from a cat bite. Oh, yeah. And rude, rude, pussy bite. Sorry. Oh, okay.

No, too far. Right, here we go. I've put these questions into Google, and whoever yells out the correct answer first, I'll give you a point. First of three wins the game. Here comes question number one. Who won season 11 of RuPaul's drag race US?

V-Odly. Evy oddly. Yv-Odly. Look, Clint pronounced it very wrong. Yeah. But? But I'll guess. give you the point.

Evie Oddly is the correct answer. Yes, Queen. We move on. Please stop that. Sashay away, Queen. Drag Queen. Please, Bree, hit us question two. Here comes question number two. Who invented glue sticks? Three Weasley, Cuba. Wolfgang Dietrichs.

The German company, Henkel. I've got to give it to Clint. Oh, what the hell? The German company Henkel. Yeah, but it was Wolfgang Dierch. Yeah, actually it is. Claudia, sashay away. Shanty, I stay.

How dare you? This is fun. All right. Question number three. Who was Meryl Streep married to for 45 years? Don Gummer. That's right, Claudia. Shame, Clint.

Man, I'm nowhere today. Is that who you were trying to think of? No, I was trying to think of the guy from, I was trying to think of Liam Neeson. Was she married to him? I thought so. I don't believe so. Is he...

He's dating Pamela Anderson, isn't he? No. He's not Bond. He's taken... Unless she was married to two men at once. Which, I mean, Neural Street, wouldn't put it past her. She can do it all. She can do it all.

All right, here comes question number four. Which famous pop star has Kendrick Lamar had a joint US number one with? Cizor. Taylor Swift. I would have accepted Taylor Swift or Scissor and that's the game.

That's the game. That's the game, bruh. Oh, I didn't realize the chippity. Damn it. Clint wins. It's a done in four. Rose, we did it. We are the champions. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. You won. 50 KFC chicken dollars. Oh, no.

Finally, Rose. They let you all. the big door and you've taken it out. Oh, nice. Thank you. All good. I knew it was going to come back around for Rose eventually. Claudia, Ella, sucks to suck. Good game, Clint. We're proud of you.

Still got a sore finger. I have a sore tummy. There's no way you were calling it before. Bree and Clint, we're back up to this. Play Z-Dames, Bree and Clint. There's few things that satisfy me in my old age, but the use of warranty is definitely up there.

Yeah. I got to experience that feeling today. And when I tell you, it was one of the greatest feelings I've felt in the past couple of months. I'm not lying. Okay. You've got me. I'm hooked.

I really need to know the product and how long the warranty was for. Okay, good. Okay, good. So here are the details. Because normally, look, I'll be honest. I feel that warranty, normally it's Murphy's law.

it'll fall just outside the warranty, you'll lose it. You don't end up using the bloody warranty on things, do you? Yep. Not the case. My friend Sharon's car broke down a month after the warranty expired. It's like a two-year warranty or three-year warranty on a new car, and it broke down the month after the warranty expired. See, it's one of those things where I feel like we hear many stories like that.

And I feel like they should be like, oh, it's all good, close enough. We'll honour it. Yeah. We'll honour it. Yeah. I would respect. to the brand if they did that. Yeah.

But I don't even have to talk about that in this case because this is in warranty. And here's the situation that went down today. So I believe you know the pair of shoes that I have been wearing quite a lot actually in recent times. The Doc Martin loafers. Oh, very trendy. A lot of people on the Doc Martin loafers at the moment.

Yeah, I know. Not cheap. Not a cheap loafer, I would say. Quite a chunk. shoe too. There's a lot to them. Leather. They are full genuine leather. And I paid a fair bit for them. I really love them. No, I have no qualms with the actual

shoe itself. I think it's a great shoe. I don't get blisters from them. Right. I noticed this morning when I looked at the shoe, the loafer, that a piece on top of the shoe, a piece of the leather had completely come away from the shoe. And all the stitching had snapped. Yeah. And it's completely, the flap was flapping.

Okay, yeah, not ideal. So I would argue that shoe is quite ruined. It's busted, yeah. It's busted. And I was like, oh, God, well, that's really annoying, considering I paid a fair amount of money for them. So I went on the hunt. I googled how long does Doc Martin have a warrentry on their shoes?

Yeah. You'd expect a good quality pair of leather shoes to last a long time as well. Yes, like longer than a pair of sneakers. Correct. would agree because, you know, they're a well-made shoe. I looked up how long the warranty is on a pair of Doc Martins. And apparently across the board, it's a year. Oh, yeah.

It's a year, 12 months warranty on the shoes. And when I saw that, I went, oh, no, here we go. And so I went searching through my emails. I found the docket for my Doc Martin Loafers. Now, just read out what is the current date? that we're sitting at right now. It's the first of April, April Falls. You're right.

The date that I bought these shoes, keep in mind that they are in warranty for a year. The fifth or the fourth, 2025. Hell yeah. What are the odds? You snuck in there by five days. You wouldn't believe it. You need to take a photo of those shoes now

because then you can show that they're broken on the date and have the date on the photo, right? Yep. I've already done it. You're in Australia and surely you bought them in New Zealand and so you have to get them back here first. So technically I have one. Oh yeah.

I haven't thought about that. Yeah. You need to contact them now with the photo. I've already sent it off. So it's already done. Oh, yeah. There is a paper trail of photos and me submitting the claim.

So it's already done and dusted. Someone texts in and said New Zealand law would back you on the warranty, you can claim back legally if it doesn't last as long as reasonably accepted, even if it's outside of warranty. Really? But what is reasonable when it comes to a pair of shoes? I guess that would be debatable in the court of law, wouldn't it? Yeah.

Yeah, like what's reasonable on a pair of loafers versus a pair of running shoes, you know? And you know what's interesting is when I was submitting my warranty claim for my loafers, they get you to send a picture of the souls. Oh, yeah. And I reckon they're looking for how much wear and tear. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly, yeah. Yeah, or if you've been dragging your feet.

Or if you have a bad, like, insol problem. Yeah. You know, if your ankles are rolling in. I wonder if they'll fix them or if they'll just give you a whole new pair of shoes. And that's, I don't know. I feel like what would you want if the, if this is you. Oh, if you already worn them in, I want them to fix them. If it's a pair of sneakers, I want a new pair of shoes.

But if it's leather shoes like that and you've worn them in, like you've done them. hard yards. You want them back. Yeah, I feel like I do. All right, well that's a win for the good guys. Congratulations. Hey, you're welcome. That's the beauty of online shopping too, because all your receipts stay in your email, right? They're all just, you can just search it up. Easy peasy, right there, sent it all off, done and dusted. Very good. That's all for this episode of Target. We're back after this on ZM. ZM's Bree and Clint Podcast.

Very prestigious football club over in Europe, Clint. You probably haven't heard. of them because you don't follow football like me. But Real Madrid. Try me, try me. Real Madrid. I know it would be like, you know, hieroglyphics to you. Isn't it Real Madrid? Real Madrid, Real Madrid, real Madrid.

Real Madrid football star, Killion Mimbape, has denied reports that the club's medical staff made a very bizarre blunder when he suffered a knee injury last year. Reports say that they, MRI. the wrong leg. Yeah, to which I said, surely that's on him. Surely he should have said you guys are scanning the wrong leg.

And you said both legs would have gone in the MRI machine. Someone said in an MRI, the knee goes in a coil. So the wrong knee would have been put in. It would have been pretty obvious to him. Yeah, he's saying that it didn't happen. They did scan the right leg.

But I wonder where this story's come from there. Someone's marked up and it's worth a hell of a lot of money. So that's the problem. Yes, exactly. So we're asking you this afternoon, what was the medical blunder? Kelly Ann is on the phone. Hi, Kelly Ann.

Hi, Kelly Ann. Hi, hi, hi, guys. Hi, hi. You're the victim of a medical blunder? Yeah. What happened? I had a toothache. So I went to the dentist and they were like, yep, you need a root canal.

Yeah. I got the root canal, which... Ouch. Awful news. Yeah. Mostly just the expense is the root canal issue. Yeah, okay. How much is a root canal these days?

Like three grand, isn't it? Yeah, I think it was, yeah, around then. And then next day, still the same tooth. They're like, oh, it'll settle, it'll settle. And then time and time, it'll settle. And he's like, well, I'll send you to a root canal specialist who's like $6,000 for a root canal. And she's like, yeah, sometimes a little bit of air or bacterial or whatever gets stuck in there. We'll redo it.

Another root canal on the same tooth? Yeah. Okay. Wait, so you had two root canals back to back on the same tooth to try and get this thing fixed? Yeah, yeah. And I, yeah, don't live in a place where there is like a root canal specialist so there's like flights and stuff on top of that.

Yeah. And it's five years later and I've still got the pain in my tooth because it turned out it was like a nerve pain from my neck that was sending messages to my tooth and not actually my tooth at all. Oh, my God, it was nothing to do with the tooth. Oh, Kellyanne. Yeah, it's not ideal. Have you since fixed the problem?

No. You know what I think? You know what I think? You know what I think? Another root canal. Yeah, why not? Yeah. Yeah, you could get a punch card for root canals and you get the fifth one free.

Third time's a charm. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi. Hi, your cat was the victim of a medical blunder. Yeah, it was back in the day when vets used different types of thermometers that they use now. And our cat was at the vet, came back, was sitting very unusually for a while, had a little check.

And the thermometer had been left in his butt. Oh, that poor hurt. Yeah, yeah. The planet didn't break because it was the old glass type. Yeah, glass one. Yeah. Oh, the mercury thing. The thermometer. God, that thermometer must have been a long way up your cat's butt.

Yep, sure was. Like a cat had been skewered. Did you tell the vets? Like a cat kebab? We did. They felt really bad. They felt really bad. They'd been the family vet for ages, but yeah. So they should. Did they want the thermometer back?

I'm sure they did take it back. They wouldn't put it in the dishwasher. It's fine. First of all, we are so sorry. Second of all, we have been looking everywhere for that thermometer. Can you bring it back? It's our best one. We've been having to guess the temperature of the other cats with our finger. Tom's here.

Hi, Tom. Hi, Tom. How are you guys? We're all right. Did you have a medical blunder, Tom? Yeah, back in the days playing the football game. Yeah, had an incident during the game. Thought, oh, a leg's pretty sore.

Better go to the doctors and get a checked out. Yeah. Doctor said, nah, just a bit of deep bruising. Don't worry, mate. Just go home. You'll be right. Yeah. A week later, it started clicking.

And I'm like, that's quite weird, better go and see the GP, and sure enough, it was a clean break. A clean break? The doctor had let you go with a clean break. Yeah. To what part of the leg? Below your knee, just below the knee cap.

Oh, and you were walking around on that? Yeah, I got plenty of stick from my mate, so having a hobble. And I said, nah, it's just bruising. That's what the doctor said. Do you still limp around like a pirate now, Tom? No, they didn't take the leg off. No, one of your legs not shorter than the other one?

No, no, not quite. God, you must be a tough bugger. Yeah. Far out. Thanks, Bree. You're welcome, mate. We asked you guys, were you the victim of a medical blunder? There's some texts here.

I had the wrong-sized catheter put in, and they only realized when I went back a day later, and I was really sore, it out. I didn't know catheters came in different sizes. Yeah, I didn't know that either. Have you ever had a catheter? No, I've never had a catheter. Have you? I have. Yeah. I have. I thought it was one size fits all. Well, obviously not. And I guess that makes sense. Does that mean there's large and small urethras? Like my urethra could be smaller than your urethra, you know? Don't assume your urethra is smaller than my urethra? I've heard you wee. Mine's smaller.

I have quite a dainty urethra, thank you very much. Well, we'll have to take your word for it then, won't we? Someone said, I went in for a plan C section, and the spinal did not work. I felt everything. That is actual nightmare stuff. I'm a theatre nurse, and I was in theatre, and the patient was getting a hip replacement, but the surgeon was manipulating the lady's leg so hard that he broke her femur. and she came out of surgery in a full leg cast.

Can you imagine how confused she would have been when she came to? Yeah. Being like, why am I in a full leg cast? Why is my leg broken? Yeah. Someone else said, super crazy, but when I got my ovary removed, they left my fallopian tube in. It got taken out in the end, but it was kind of random.

That is random. The nurse at the hospital gave my sister the wrong mum's colossus. Oh no. How does that happen? Not ideal. I thought it went straight from the mum to the baby, but I didn't know there was an intermediary. Yeah. Yeah, right. That's crazy. Someone else said I had a giant cell tumor in my L4 spiniest process and two head surgeons and a surgeon from Hawaii got the wrong level in the theatre and took out my L3 instead. I didn't find out for a month and I had to go back and get the L3. four out. Oh, you'd be fuming. Someone texted and said, asking to be anonymous and then talking about your cat's arse thermometer

as rogue. True. Why do you need to be anonymous for that? What are you hiding? Oh, just for the cat's privacy. No, surely the cat needs to be anonymous. Yeah. True, true. You don't want to identify the cat via, that's a good point, Bray. You don't want to identify the cat via the owner. It's not the cat's choice to share that story.

The cat's been through enough. Yeah. Dead end up. Ranglin. We were just talking before about medical blunders, two texts that we didn't get to quickly, Bree. Someone said, when I was little, I went to the dentist for a checkup, and they ended up getting my name wrong and put braces on me. What? Where were your parents?

Where were your parents? Imagine when the parents came to pick that child up, they would have been like, what the hell's going on here? And the dentist's like, that'll be 10 grand, please. And they're like, for what? She was here for a clean and polish. And this text is so good. medical blunders.

There was a story when we were at school about a guy that dislocated his leg out of his hip socket. When they went to pop it back in, they caught one of his testicles in the socket. Oh, come on! That's not true. I'm just trying to see if it's physically possible. I'm just seeing if I could... Depends how low they hang, I guess.

Yeah, or how internal you get them. Did the testicle go internally into the joint, or did they, like... Went into hiding. Did it pinch from it? Yeah, right. Did it just get the bag or did it get the actual, you know, ball? Owies. Free and cleanse.

All I want from my birthday, to the birthday banger. All right, let's do your birthday bangers for a Wednesday. Number one songs when you turn 16. Maggie's here first. Hi, Maggie. Hi, Maggie. Hi, how you guys? Good, mate.

How's your day been? It's been good, thanks. Just prepping for the Easter weekend. Yes. Oh, lovely. Big plans? Yeah, we've got a bet down on longer, so we're going to hit Yeah.

Hell yeah. Oh, lush. Yeah. All right, Meg. Well, let's get you off to a good start. What's your date of birth? It is the 13th of November 1990. All right.

That means you were 16, Maggie, in 2012. And on the 13th of November 2012, this was at the top. Don't you burn it? Yeah. The drop. Still goes off. Swedish House Mafia and Don't you worry, child. What do you reckon, Maggie?

Not bad, not bad. Not bad, not bad. I quite like it. Very 2012, too. Okay, wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Sheila. Hi, Sheila. Good-day, Sheila.

Hello. Hello. You've just had your birthday over the weekend, haven't you, Sheila? I have on Saturday. Oh, love. And I'm officially ancient now. You're officially ancient? How old did you turn or should we not ask?

60. 60. You had the big 6-0, Sheila. No. What did you do for your 60th? I had a bit of a party, not a huge party, but I've not long had a knee replacement, so I'm feeling every single one of those years at the moment. Yeah, you are, Sheila.

Good on you, though. You're only five years away from the free money. Oh, thanks. That's a good thing, isn't it? Well, hey, Sheila. It's not really free money, though, is it? Oh, okay. I mean, if anything changes, you might be at least seven or eight years away.

Oh, you never know. Yeah, you never know. Hey, what is your exact birthday? 28th of March, 1966. Right, Sheila, that means you were 16 and 1982, and let's hope you got a goodie here. Men at work, down under. What do you reckon, Sheila? I prefer the Swedish House Mafia, if I'm honest.

you, Sheila. You got that young person energy, Sheila. One more birthday banger for Carla. Hi, Carla. Hi, Carla. Hi. What are you up to for the Easter long weekend? We're heading away to Tiana after the week. Lovely. Lovely. Let's get you on your way with a birthday banger. What's your day to birth? 6th of January, 1989. Your birthday is exactly three days after mine, Carla. Yeah, I think I read that in your book, actually.

Did wait? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Sorry, that hasn't happened before, Carla. We've had that button there for about 12 months, Carla, and that's the first time we've been able to genuinely use it. I appreciate you more than you know, Carla. Thank you for saying that. But hey, it's not about me right now.

It's about you. You were 16 in 2005, and on your 16th birthday, Carla, this was number one. When the pimps in the crib, ma. Drop it like it's hot. Drop it like it's hot. Drop it like it. I love it. Banga, Carla.

Spook and Farrell. Okay, wait there. We're going to choose between Swedish House Mafia, men at work and Snoop Dog. I'm voting for Don't You Worry, Child, Swedish House Mafia. I think I'm going with you. Yeah? Yep.

Well, let's do it. Maggie, well done. You're the winner of birthday banger this afternoon. How good. Yeah, it was close. It was out of those two. Here you go. Thanks, guys.

It's a birthday banger on ZM. ZM's Bray and Clint. Swedish House Mafia, don't you worry, child. Is the winner of birthday banger today for Maggie, it was number one in November 2012. That's a 14-year-old song. Ew, yuck. But that's good.

We got a text before Bree, because Carla was our first genuine Bree's book reader that we were able to celebrate. We didn't even have to prompt her for it. No, we didn't even drag it out of her. She volunteered it, which let us play our special Bree's book reader song. There's a text here from Rachel that says, as soon as she said, I think I read that in your book, I started yelling, Bree's book reader. And I knew it was coming.

The excitement was overwhelming. So good. You think you were excited. You should have seen us. I was doing laps of the studio. I nearly fell off my chair. Yeah. Just to know that someone out there actually read it.

You know, it was a great feeling. And did she pay full price? Oh, we should have asked her how much she paid. Get her back. Get her back. We'll get her back. Z&M's Breed and Clint Podcast. I know you remember a couple of weeks ago. I put forward to you a list of things men can't do.

Yeah, quite confronting, actually. I haven't used an umbrella since you revealed to me that I can't use an umbrella. It was on the list of part one. And look, these aren't coming from me. This is coming from a man who is voicing his umbrella. opinions on these things. And I'll remind you of the things that were on part one of this list. So it included, like you said, umbrellas.

Men can't have, or dye their hair blonde. Marcher. Double hand a mug. Double hand, yeah. Cats, they can't prefer cats over dogs. Yep. They can't say that they've had a good night's sleep. No, never.

They can't enjoy any type of alternative milks. They can't be the ones to suggest dessert. Apple Watchers. They can eat dessert, but they cannot be the one to suggest it. They can't utter the words, should we get a sweet treat? Apple Watchers and run clubs were in part one of things men can't do. And I agree.

I just reiterate what Bree said. She's not making the rules. She's just sharing them. Exactly. Well, I've got part two of the things that men can't do. Are you ready? God, there's more? There is a few more.

So just brace yourselves because there's six of them. And starting at number one is this. Starting off with some friendly fire, Coke Zero. Full great man, you should be drinking full strength Coke. Just burn the calories off somewhere. An oil rig or something. Men can't have a Coke zero. No, you need to be having full fat Coke.

But they invented Coke Zero for men because women had Diet Coke. Turns out, no, you can't have Coke Zero, according to this list. Next up? Soup. Men can't have soup. Oh, God, this is a bad day for you, men, isn't it? I don't eat much soup, but can I have a chowder? See?

I can't believe you're even saying that. I feel like chowder is on the list of soup. Can I have a stew? Surely I can have a hearty Irish stew. You can have a Campbell's Chunky. Okay. I think that's fine. All right.

But don't you dare ask for a ham and pee? I think I'm allowed to stew. Okay, I'm going to say you're allowed to stew. Yeah, stew's fine. Okay, next on the list. Straws. Men can't have straws. You can't be drinking through a straw, Clint.

I saw Ryan Seacrest one time say that he only drinks his coffee through a straw because of his teeth. Because he gets his teeth whitened. So he drinks his coffee through a straw and the straw goes back behind his teeth so it doesn't touch his teeth. That is the weirdest thing I've ever heard. Imagine drinking coffee. Imagine drinking any hot drinks through a straw. It's probably the least manly thing I've ever heard too. So, all right, no more straws for me. No more straws.

I'm going to take the lid off my, off my, cup of Coke when I go through the drive-thru. That's going to be a bitch to drive-with. It better be full fat coat too, please. My full fat coke from the drive-thru, correct. Yeah. Okay, next on the list.

Cuing up for more than like two minutes, especially into some sort of night venue, like a club or something. What was it? Cueing. Oh, queuing up. Men can't queue up for more than two minutes. Yeah, according to this guy,

men can't do these things and queuing up for more than two minutes and no go. Why is queuing up to get into a nightclub so few minutes? You know, and you sort of just stand there. It's humiliating for anyone in the line. It is. Not just men. For anybody.

It's like, please let us in and they're like, no. You can wait in the line? Please can we come in? Maybe. We'll decide when we see your shoes. Okay, next on the list. As a matter of fact, I would say that nightclubs are exclusive for women as well. Men can't go to nightclubs.

That's an interesting one. That sucks for the men and for the women. that are looking for men at nightclubs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What if you're the DJ? Can you go to the nightclub then?

See, I feel like that is grey area. I feel like that's okay. What are men allowed to do at nightclubs? DJ, bartend and bouncer. Yep. Is that it? It might be it. Wow.

According to this list. These are things... Lucky Jin Zed killed all the nightclubs. Yeah, well, they're not going anyway, are they? No. No. Okay, and last one on the list of things men can't do. Birthday parties, definitely birthday parties.

I'll give you decades. Like if you turn 30, 100%, but everyone come to the pub to celebrate my 28th birthday party. What the fuck? That one's pretty good. I agree so much. I actually kind of agree, oh, this might be a bit rogue from me. Yeah.

And I want to see your take on it. Yeah. I feel like adult birthday parties, unless they're a milestone, what are we doing? I saw another man, not this man, post similar the other day. He goes, birthdays are for women and children.

If you're a man, go back to work. God, being a man sounds like it sucks. It's crazy timing. I saw Art Green today post that he's not sure if men are allowed to use sippy water bottles.

And the water bottle that he showed was the exact water bottle that I used. You know the ones that have got like the pop-up spout? Yes, I know the one. He's like men, I don't think men are allowed to use sippy water bottles.

What's his reasoning for that? He said because he feels like he goes at the gym and he's doing this manly workout and he's pushing some tin and he's lifting all this stuff and then he's like, oh, I need some water. He just doesn't quite, he said the clash is too much. I feel like Art Green could put on a dress and a pair of stilettos and I'd still be like,

God, that man is masculine. Are you saying Art Green could drink soup through a straw at a nightclub? And, yeah, 100%. I'd still be like, God, he might be the most chiseled masculine man I've ever seen. All right, call him up. Let's organise it.

Send him out to the nightclub? Yeah, yeah. Let's do it on his birthday as well. Play ZM's Brie and Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from three on ZM.