ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 1st December 2022

Episode Date: December 1, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network. Hello everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. We're at Spotify wrapped season and God, there are some incredibly dedicated Bree and Clint podcast listeners out there. Some of the stats that are being shared inside our podcast family group, like Anushka, who has listened to this podcast for 40,000 minutes this year. That's too many minutes. It's too many minutes. How many minutes are in a year?

That is a lot of minutes. And we love you, Anushka, for it. That is dedication. And I can't believe you could put up with us for that many minutes this year. When you get sick of us pretty quick. Yeah. share when you get sick of us pretty quick yeah it's 525 000 minutes in a year and she gave us 40 000 of those it's like almost a 12th of her year i wonder if she's that's a month that is a month wait a minute wow that's ridiculous can anybody be anushka we'd love to see your stats

surely she puts it on and goes to sleep. I've heard people do that. Or has like a two-hour train ride in to work or whatever. Is our podcast two hours? No, it's one. But it would be a long one. It's like two hours a day. Yeah, so how many hours, how many minutes does our podcast add up to in a year?

Oh, my gosh. Five. How many weeks do we do? Fifty. Well, no. No. Let's take. Take away Fifty. Well, no. No. Let's take. Take away four weeks.

No. Yeah, four. Take about four weeks off. No, we do all the weeks. I'm putting stuff out. Every day. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. So then 52. I'm not doing this work for nothing. Five times 52. 260 hours of podcast a year. Oh. I don't get it.

So let's say. How many minutes is that? Two 60 times 60. 15,600 minutes of podcast. So Anushka's been in the archives. Yeah. Dang. That's wild.

Dedication. Ethic. Oh, wait, wait, wait. 40,000 minutes listening to podcasts and nearly 30,000 of those minutes were dedicated to us. 28,000. So still more than all this year combined.

Fuck me. 28,413 minutes. Shit. Crazy. You guys weren't on my rant, weirdly. You're not listening to the podcast that you make? Well, I listen live and then I make it. That's my take on it.

Ben used to hit me up. He's like, you don't listen to the podcast? I'm like, well, no, I'm on the podcast. I am the podcast. I listen every day when I'm driving home. Do you? No. She's like, yeah, I didn't tell you which podcast. I definitely... Do you put it on but scrub through so it's only your bit?

Yeah, just... The only time I'll go back and listen is when my mum messages me about something on the podcast intro and I have to go back and listen to make sure that it was okay. Sometimes it's not okay. You did PJ's podcast last week. Did you listen to that one? No, I haven't listened back to that, but I will.

Why? You were on it. I know, but I don't know. I probably will listen back, but I will. Why? You were on it. I know, but I don't know. I probably will listen back. Have a listen. Just to critique PJ. Send her some notes. Give her a download. Yeah, fair enough.

Did you fangirl over her? PJ? Yeah. Oh, mate. I love her. She's my, oh my gosh, wow. Is she your hall part? Oh, no, I wouldn't say like that. Do you want to kiss her? No.

You want to love her. I want to have a night out with her, like on the town. Oh, yeah. But I wouldn't kiss her. PJ and I went through this. You wouldn't kiss her. Guys. PJ and I went through this stage where whenever we'd go out for a night out.

Stop it. We would go live on our Instagram. Oh, I love that. Oh, I love that. No. I love that. No. They were not fit for human consumption. I'll go live tomorrow. So I

would, in the middle of them going live, I would shut it down by ringing Bree's phone to get them off their livestream. Get off the livestream! Oh, do you have any saves? Between me and Alex Perigo, we tag-teamed the two of you to get you off the livestream. Yeah, but they didn't hold us down for long. There was no stopping us.

Because we'd use, we'd go, her phone, my phone, her phone, my phone. Wow. Incredible. Good work. You guys. You're funny. Anyway, she's cool. Who's the most embarrassing artist on your rap?

The Wiggles. Oh, that's not embarrassing. That's not embarrassing. For a 35-year-old man? I'm stoked with all mine. No embarrassing ones. Last year, my top artist I listened to was RuPaul. Really?

This year, it's Ariana Grande, Lorde, Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga, Fletcher. Oh, yeah. That's cool stuff. Mine's Kendrick, Killers, Calvin Harris, The Wiggles. Kendrick's cool. I'm just getting into him. Epic. Would you kiss him?

Yep. What about you, Claude? Give us yours. I don't want to. Mine's embarrassing. My top is Five Seconds of Summer, and then Taylor Swift, and then One Direction, and then Charlie Puth, and then Queen. So we've been teasing Ella about being a 12-year-old girl.

Are you sure it's not you that's a 12-year-old girl? No, no, no, no. It's definitely not me. Five sauce. Do you have posters on the wall in your bedroom? No, of course not. She does. I took them me. Five sauce. Do you have posters on the wall in your bedroom? No, of course not. She does. I took them down.

What age do you stop having posters on your wall? Yeah, it's a good question. Because it kind of just happens. They turn into like movie posters. I had posters when I was at university. Oh, no. Wow. I stopped waiting for that.

I had posters in my flat. I was like a poster kid when I was like pre-10, but then never really kept up with them. But you wouldn't go into a grown adult's bedroom and there'd be a poster, would you? That would be really bad. Oh, I'd tip them down. At a certain age, you have to get those things framed. Yeah, once they're framed, it's okay.

And then you can put them up. Yeah. As long as it's framed. Yeah, no, I've got, he's supposed to not like up yet because they're not framed. Because you're an adult. That's how you know.

Yeah. Okay, let's GTFO. Have a great podcast What the heck Ella What's yours Oh what's yours Well we know what yours is going to be

Harry Styles Taylor Swift One Direction Katy Perry Oh gosh Billy Eilish It was Taylor Swift everyone Taylor Swift

Don't give it away Oh sorry Number five was Billy Number four was Nova Remora Taylor Swift. Don't give it away. Oh, sorry. Number five was Billie. Number four was Nova and More. Go listen to them. Number three, Yeba. Go listen to Yeba.

Number two, Harry Styles. I think it's pronounced Abba. Y-E-B-B-A in the first, last... Y-U-B-B-A. Y-E-B-B-A. Y-U-B-B-A. A-B-B-A. I'm going. First one was Taylor Swift. I need to go to the gym. Bye. Y-E-B-B-A. No, Y-U-B-B-A. A-B-B-A. I'm going. First one was Taylor Swift.

I need to go to the gym. Bye. Harry's not even on here. He is. He's sick. I'm coming near. Well, howdy, pilgrim. Abba.

What time is it? Two, three, two, one. It is Brinkley. Good morning, everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Brinkley. Welcome to our open door policy where producer Claude is just closing the door. Thanks Claude!

Oh, what about our new policy? Hey, it's an open door here, Claude. Yeah, we're like a saloon door here, flapping in the wind. He's just in and out, Ross Boss is in, he's out. We go both ways. Yep, well, some of us do. What's on the show today? We're going to play What's the Plot today.

If you want to be crowned What's the Plot champion. A very illustrious title. A hard one to win too. It's only gone three times this year. So today we'll play for the almighty amount of $100. Hey, don't turn your nose up at $100. I think it's better than $50. Yeah, it's twice as good as $50. It is50. Yeah, it's twice as good as $50.

It is. I mean, it's half as good as $200. That's true. I mean, you can't argue with that. It's one-tenth as good as $1,000. Ross Boss is just outside the studio. Surely for a big, big, hot, rocking radio station like ZM, we should just bump that prize up to $1,000, don't you think?

We should play What's the plot for $1000 today Ross Boss I don't know what you're talking about but no it's a no we'll keep on him up next is

what's the song up next actually is Tradie vs Lady if you want to play that for $50 cash you can call right now

0800 DIAL ZM Bree and Clint Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies. Score update for everyone playing along at home. The ladies on 88 wins.

The tradies, 107 wins for the year. It's tightening up a little bit. Starting to get there. Little bit. Let's get the ladies to 100 by the end of the year. Let's meet our lady first. She's from Christchurch. She's 32 years old, and she is a contemporary artist.

Welcome to the show, Tara. G'day, Tara. What type of contemporary art do you do? It's quite a unique medium. It's called alcohol ink. It's done like a fluid, sparkly, yeah. You head us at alcohol. Sounds like my type of art.

You're taking on our tradie today. He's calling in from New Plymouth. He's 25 and he likes building. It's good because I reckon it's probably his job. Welcome to the show, James. G'day, James. Are we talking construction or body? Construction.

Yeah, fair enough. Not into that bodybuilding, more of a dad bod, you know? Yeah, yeah, keep it real, right? Dad bods are hot. They're in. Okay, James, your buzzer is tradie. Tara, yours is lady. First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck.

Here we go, guys. Question number one. Legendary rock star Christine McVie passed away today at 79. What band was she the singer? Lady. Yes, Tara. Fleetwood. Fleetwood Mac.

Yeah, that's correct. That's correct. Well done. Very sad. Very sad. I didn't realise she was 79. Incredible artist. So young. Well, a lot older than I thought is what I was thinking. Oh didn't realise she was 79. Incredible artist. So young.

Well, a lot older than I thought is what I was thinking. Oh, I mean to pass away so young. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. There you go. Okay, well done. Who did that go to? It went to Tara.

Tara, well done. One of the ladies. Question number two. How long is New Zealand's 90-mile beach? Lady. Yes, Tara. 90 miles? No.

James. 70 kilometres. I mean, it's closer. We would have accepted 58 miles or 93 kilometres roughly. That's such a weird... Strange. I don't know why. All right.

Sorry, guys. That was a bit of a trick question. Let's move on. No points there. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Brady. Yes, James.

Flo Rida. That is on the money. He's on the board. One apiece. Question number four. True or false, a wasp will die after it stings someone. Trady. Yes, James.

False. Well done. That is false. That is bees that will die. The wasp will just keep on stinging. Keep on stinging. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. You need this one here, Tara.

Question number five. How many metres long is an Olympic-sized swimming pool? Trady. James just got in. 50 metres? It is 50. Even a Chahoo to go with. Congratulations, James.

You're $50 richer thanks to KFC. Can I do a shout-out? Go on. Sure can. Shout-out to Maz. You're a sexy babe. Was that Maz we heard in the background there? No, he doesn't work.

He doesn't do building. Maz, you hot piece. Love you, Maz. Love you too, James. Congratulations. You're our Tradie Versa Lady champion. Brianne Clint. Brianne Clint.

Christmas is on the way. 24 sleeps until Christmas? Oh, yeah. First of December. Is it 24 sleeps or 23 sleeps? Ish. Ish. It's on the way.

It's on the way. It's coming up very quickly. Very quick. I got Christmas sorted for both of my daughters last night. Oh, yeah? I've got a one-year-old and a three-year-old. And last night, after a lot of advice from people about what to get them, I thought, yeah, this is a good idea.

Got them this giant doll's house. Oh, I thought you were going to say a Ford Ranger. That's a great present for young girls. No, it's a big doll's house. I went on Trade Me to get it and I got a secondhand one. Oh, yeah? It's so cool. Someone has hand-painted all of the rooms in it and it's got bedrooms and it's got a dining

room and it's got a little staircase and it's got like a has that a media room because you know i don't i'm wanting a media room if i get a doll you can have a look at it i don't think it has a media room the reason i don't think it has a media room is because this doll's house is 40 years old wow it's gone i don't know it's haunted it's haunted so this is the problem doll's house is 40 years old. Wow. It's gone. I don't know. It's haunted. It's haunted. So this is the problem. It's so haunted. This is the problem.

It's my first thought. I got it and I messaged my wife, Lucy, and I said, babe, I secured Christmas. Oh, it looks creepy. I've got the doll's house and she goes, oh my God, it looks haunted. It looks so haunted. That's a haunted doll's house.

I never thought about a doll's house being haunted and I still don't know if I believe that a doll's house can be haunted. Yeah, it's so haunted. That's a haunted doll's house. I never thought about a doll's house being haunted. And I still don't know if I believe that a doll house can be haunted. Yeah, it's a house. So it can be a haunted house. But now that you say that this one is haunted, it definitely looks like a haunted doll house. Well, you didn't even tell me what we were talking about and straight away I looked at it and went,

hmm, looks haunted. It looks like, um, what's that Netflix show that everybody just watched and hated? Where they move into that house and all that creepy stuff happens? Sounds like something I'd steer clear of. We watched it. Remember? It's got the real bad ending to it. Oh, yeah.

What's that show called, Claude? You talking about The Watcher? The Watcher! Don't watch it. Horrible ending. Doesn't it look like the house from The Watcher? It does. Anyway, it's enormous, this dollhouse. It's like a metre high and a metre wide. What area did you buy in? Remuera?

Because a lot of haunted houses there. Yeah, no, this dollhouse is coming direct from South Auckland. Oh, yeah? What suburb? I don't know, actually. Oh, you don't know? The person hasn't replied to me yet. Oh.

But, yeah, I mean, I've committed to it now. So for Christmas, my daughters are getting a haunted dollhouse. Ooh. That's a pretty kitschy of you. No, are the kids getting that for Christmas, are they? No. Look at the little laundry in behind the doors. It's so detailed.

You could play Cluedo in there, and you could put, like, a little dead body in one of the rooms, and then you could all play Who Killed Such and Such in the doors. It's so detailed. You could play Cluedo in there and you could put like a little dead body in one of the rooms and then you could all play Who Killed Such and Such in the laundry. That's a great game for the three-year-old. Yeah, she'll love it. The stairs are carpeted and everything.

This honestly looks like a full-size house that's been shrunk down. Looks like the house also from the staircase. There's the staircase. Creepy. I thought we could ask this afternoon Because I'm sceptical about whether things Can even be haunted

Oh they definitely can Do you believe That you've had a haunted something Have you owned A haunted something Whether it's a haunted house Or a haunted dollhouse Or a haunted item of clothing.

My friends back in the day, I had this one friend who bought this car and she reckons A haunted car? Yeah. The car was haunted. What would it do? It would do weird stuff. She's like, it keeps curbing itself. It must be a ghost.

It's definitely the car that does it. The lights would just turn off and I was like, I think the wiring's just bad. Yeah, there's a ghost in it. 0800.ZM, do you believe in the supernatural and have you possessed a haunted something before? You can text us your stories on 9696 as well. Our fridge is haunted. Food keeps going missing late at night. Mainly the chocolate.

You just keep finding yourself in front of it in the middle of the night. Yeah, it's so weird. I'll wake up and I'll be like, how'd I get here? Brian Clint, we'll get you on with your haunted stories next. Brian Clint. Jacinda has called up. Kia ora, Jacinda. Hi, Jacinda.

Hi. Hi. What do you have that's haunted? So I moved into this house and it has like a little creepy door above one of the wardrobes. And there was nothing like that I could see up there. I would like store wrapping paper and things like that up there. And then one day I went to go open the cupboard and like a toy dog, it was like it had been placed on the inside, like right by the door of the cupboard had fell on top of me so I put it back like not wanting

anything to do with it and just left it inside the cupboard and then every single time after that that I'd go and open the cupboard it would fall down like it was placed straight back in that spot um I had so many creepy things happen around the house, like a kid's toy piano that was switched off would randomly make noises and the TV turning on every now and then at 3am. Have you moved out of this house, Jacinda? Yes, I definitely got the heck out of it. And you believe it was haunted?

Well, yeah, me. I had two kids as well and they witnessed just as much as I did. Yeah. Hey, Jacinda, you don't still have that haunted toy dog, because Clint would love that for his haunted house. No way. I left it up in the cupboard when I left.

There's no way I was taking that with me. I bet. Thank you, Jacinda. Logan's here. Kia ora, Logan. Hi, Logan. Kia ora, guys. How are you?

We're good. Thank you. You ever haunted something, Logan? Yeah, I grew up in a dead-set haunted house. How did you know it was haunted, Logan? Well, I had the first encounter

or witness and I seen a ghost in our house. I was, I don't know, maybe 14, 15 and I lived in a two-story house, and my bedroom was at first atop of the stairs, and I thought I heard some, thought I heard my parents walking up to tell me off

for staying up too late, and I opened my eyes, looked from my doorway, and I seen an old lady standing in my doorway. No. Is it your family home, and do your parents still live in that house, Logan? No, they moved. They moved out maybe 10 years ago.

Did they tell anybody when they sold it that the house was haunted? Because we've got this text here. It says, my wife and I bought our house. The lady that sold it to us had had it for six months. She said she had to sell it because it was filled with bad spirits. And lucky for us, she sold it cheap just so she could get

out of there. No, can't say it was. We did disclose to the next owners. We got it weird to end up getting the police and stuff and found out where our house was built. It was on a Maori burial ground and we had a psychic come in and she drew a photo and

it was the old lady I saw. The psychic drew the old lady that you saw. Oh. What? We'll do one more. Bridget, hi. Hi, Bridget. Hi.

You came into possession of a haunted toy. Is that true? I did. So we were at the hospice having a look around and my son was dead set on getting this $1 kind of old vintage, like an old vintage musical toy, like an Elmo, had all these different bits and pieces on it. So I said, okay, that's cool.

It's only a dollar. Go home. Take it home. And then that week they were like, oh, had all these different bits and pieces on it. So I said, okay, that's cool. It's only a dollar. Go home. Take it home. And then that week, they were like, oh, there's something in the bedroom. I'm like, mum, the bedroom's haunted. It's haunted. It's haunted. And then I got up one night, heard our son, who was then four, giggling, like that full

belly, like giggle, like really, really giggling. Yeah. And I walked into the hallway, looked directly in front of his bed and there was this like, all I can explain it is like a big orb of energy, but like with a tail thing that came out to a point

over top of him, tickling him. And I stood in the hallway and I was like, what the? And it just like, it's like I gave it a fright and it went,

and he like flew out the side of the wall of the bedroom. Oh! Okay, that's not the story. What is the wall of the bedroom. What is it? What is it? Did you get rid of that toy? No, we've still got it.

Oh, it was a friendly ghost, I guess. It was tickling him, so it can't be that bad. Tickle me ghost. The worst thing was I went round the house afterwards and I was like, right, stage the house. You need to leave. And I think it must have gone out to the playhouse because every time I'd start mowing the lawns

and I'd walk past the playhouse, the door would go, like, open up. Okay, Bridget, all right. You scared the shit out of us. I love how light-hearted Bridget is. She's like, and then I saw this big orb of energy and it had a tail.

And it was tickling my son. I love it, Bridget. Maybe the dollhouse we got will have friendly ghosts like that inside it. Yeah, a lot of ghosts are friendly. Like Casper. Yeah, most ghosts, the friendly ghosts. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.

Dean's here. The biggest story in entertainment today is how much money Kim Kardashian is getting from Kanye West in the divorce settlement, Dean. Here's the situation. So Kim and Kanye have divorced. It's all finalised. She will get $200,000 per month in child support. Now, here's the thing.

So everyone's kind of like, wait a second, isn't she now worth more? Well, they've agreed on this and everyone's kind of happy about it. They will split education expenses for the kids and they'll also split security costs, which is a very large expense, by the way, when you have such a high profile family. Here's an interesting part though. If either of them,

they've agreed to participate in mediation. If either of them ever dispute like how the children are looked after or if one believes the other one's getting too much time. They sit down and throw a mediation and if one person won't agree to the mediation or won't come, the other person by default wins the situation, if that makes sense. So it's kind of like they're both going to play along and play real nice. Otherwise, the other person by default gets to win.

So $200,000 a month is what Kim Kardashian will receive from Kanye West. Well, I mean, I imagine that the kids will be under her care for most of the time and then spend, you know, a bit of time with their dad, obviously. So, I guess is that payment for, you know, obviously what the

kids will need because they're spending more time with her? It doesn't really matter. Like, if you earn the money, you need to contribute it. You need to contribute to your children. Even if mum can afford to sustain them. I've just done some quick math on this, by the way. 200k US, that's $316,000

New Zealand dollars a month. Kanye will pay Kim that is $3.8 million a year in child support. Because they do it based on obviously how much... Percentage of your income. Yeah, percentage of his income and how much money he has too.

He'll be glad they calculated that this month and not last month when he was still a billionaire. Yeah, true. Can we redo it? Can we redo? It's the latest live out of LA with Dee McCarthy. He's our Hollywood correspondent. Bree and Clint. Have you been in a coma?

We want to talk to you. I want to read out this text that's come through. We'll kick it off with this. They say, hi, my name's Ali. I was in an induced coma for 15 days last year in May from a serious motorbike crash. I remember the last moment of impact when I hit a ute coming the opposite way.

My last memory was of my wife and kids at the park the day before the crash. I woke up 15 days later and I woke up to a bright light and a burning sensation all over my body. My wife was next to me and apparently I woke up crying. I'm fully recovered now, but have permanent wrist and hand damage, but my brain and head are good. Lucky and thankful for a second chance at life.

Wow. Would you get back on the motorbike? No way. I don't think so. No way. I've got goosebumps. People do, but I don't think I would. That'd be it.

Yeah. Not a chance. Yeah, because you've cheated death. You have. And especially if I had kids and a family, I'd be like, it's not worth it. Joel's here. Joel, have you been in a coma? I didn't get back on the motorbike either.

Oh, you're in motorbike one too. You're also in motorbike two. Tell us, Joel, what happened? So a month before my 17th birthday, out at my friend's orchard, riding around on the motorbike, so I didn't take a corner for some reason. Yeah. Went off a bank. Cutting a very, very long story very, very short,

I was airlifted to Waikato Hospital. They didn't think I'd survive, so they did emergency surgery on my brain. Yeah. And I was in a coma for 10 days. Wow. That was me in a coma, not medically induced. Yeah. And I was in a coma for 10 days. Wow. That was me in a coma, not medically induced. Yeah. You were just in the coma.

They didn't put you into a coma. No. So they didn't know when you were going to wake up, Josh. I mean, Joel, sorry. They didn't think I was going to wake up. Wow. What's the last thing you remember? Last thing I remember is, so it happened on the 6th of January.

The last thing I remember is on the 1st of January at 3.30 a.m. outside my friend Keshav's house, getting my first kiss and then blank. Oh, my God. I've got goosebumps, Joel. Because you were 17 years old and it was New Year's Eve. Joel, do you remember anything of those 10 days when you were in a coma? Do you remember hearing anything or just nothing? No, my head injury was so bad that they, yeah,

they weren't expecting me to wake up. How long ago was this, Joel? How long ago was this? 2010. Are you good now? I'm good now. Praise God. And like you said, not on the motorbike?

Yes, no, not on the motorbike. No motorbikes for you. Definitely no more motorbikes, Joel. Thank you, man. That's incredible. That's fascinating. Rose is also on the phone. Kia ora, Rose.

Hi, Rose. Kia ora, guys. How are you? Good, thanks. Was it you, Rose, that was in a coma? Yeah, I was in a coma. How did it happen? I got pushed off a jungle gym back when in the 80s we had concrete

slides for obstacles and I got pushed off as a tag game. Yeah, how old were you? I was only four. Oh my god, Rose. So you were real young. Oh, your poor parents. How long were you in a coma for? Six months. Six months. And did they medically induce you or were you just in a coma? No, I ended up in a coma.

So I remember the flashing light, me screaming, the ambulance picking me up. I dislocated my C1, C2 vertebrae. So I ended up paralyzed. And then I went all black. Permanently paralysed? No, because I can walk now, but I'm partially okay. I still have damages in so many different areas. Yeah, I'll bet. Rose, do you remember anything from that six months? Hearing anything? I mean, you were four, so it's already hard to remember anyway.

Yeah, no, I don't remember anything. I just remember how dark it was. Okay, that's interesting. It was quite black. Yeah. Did you wake up five? I woke up when I was five, yes. Yeah, that's crazy.

That's wild. That's crazy. And do you remember, Rose? You've been at school for three months already. Do you remember how your parents would have tried to explain what happened? Yeah, I do remember that. And they were going to cut my cord too because I wouldn't survive. Oh, man.

Wow. Yeah, so it was pretty intense. That is... That's a crazy story, Rose. Makes me want to make my kids wear helmets 24-7. Absolutely. You know, just freak accidents like that just makes me want to go, no, sorry, you're not doing anything at all.

We're just going to stay in the house, preferably on the carpet. Bubble wrap them. Yeah, right. I'm so glad you're here and you're telling us this story, Rose. Incredible, mate. You're welcome. Thanks, guys. Thank you for sharing. Fascinating, eh?

All of those stories are fascinating. Someone else also said if you want to read or watch an incredible story about a woman in a coma, a woman named Anita Mojani. I've heard about this woman. Yeah, apparently

her story's incredible. Fascinating stuff. It's beginning to look a lot like buffing it into neutral and just coasting through the rest of the year. You know, take the foot off the gas. I've been doing that for weeks. Relax.

Relax. Oh, I love when it comes to this time of year because all these lists come out. These are the top words for the year out these are the top words for the year these are the top artists for the year, here's what you listen to most on Spotify and it's the only thing that I can see on my whole Instagram

everyone's sharing it, everyone finds their own Spotify information so interesting yeah but is it interesting to other people? I don't know I don't know, it's a bit of fun though I enjoy reflecting on the year at this time of year, you know, looking back. Yeah.

And this has been a better year to reflect on than last year. Yeah, this time last year, I was ready to say goodbye to 2021. Aucklanders' most played song last year was Jojo, Leave, Get Out. We just want to get the hell out of our house. Or Jonas Brothers Levels. We were at. Levels. Oh my god. Do you remember the levels? Levels. Levels.

I don't want to remember. The traffic light system. Anyway. Anyway, Spotify have released information for everybody personally and also for the entire country. What we've been listening to in 2022. Yeah, interesting. Obviously I don't actually use Spotify. I just listen to ZM. That's where I get my music from.

iHeartRadio is my number one. But I think my kids have it, so there might be some information on there for me. Here we go. The most streamed artist in New Zealand this year. The artist we listen to more than anybody else as a country. 660 for sure. Not true.

It's Taylor Swift. New album. Huge new album. Massive. Such a good album. So, I mean, of course she'd be up there. Keep it rolling. The most streamed New Zealand artist in 2022?

No, 660. Oh. New album as well. New album as well. New album as well. Just back to our most streamed artists. Let's take a quick look at the top five, sorry, because it's interesting. Taylor Swift, one, obviously.

Drake, number two. Right. Ed Sheeran, number three. Makes sense. Eminem, number four. Interesting. New Zealanders just can't get enough of Eminem. And number five, Kanye West.

Interesting. Keep moving. These are the most listened to things on Spotify for all of Aotearoa this year. New Zealand's most streamed song. So the individual song that we did listen to the most. The new Taylor song? No, I don't think it's been out long enough.

Yeah, true. To get that. The song we listened to the most. The new Taylor song? No, I don't think it's been out long enough to get that. The song we listened to the most? Is it Beyonce? No, it's Harry Styles. Specifically this Harry Styles song, the first single off his new album. Great song. And his new sound, yeah.

I love this Harry Styles song. Most Great song. And his new sound, yeah. I love this Harry Styles song. Most streamed Kiwi song of the year. What do you think that's going to be? I'll help you. It's not Lorde and it's not 660. I haven't got any right. We're so basic, eh?

It's like Lorde or 660. Is it an L.A.B. song? It is an L.A.B. song. Yeah. I don't know. It's an L.A.B. song. Yeah. Oh, I don't know. It's this one. I'm going to say In The Air. No, you were going to say Mr. Reggae.

No, I swear I was going to say In The Air. Mr. Reggae. Mr. Reggae is actually number two. They're bops. Controller by L.A. LAB is number three. Oh, they are killing it. Under the Sun by LAB is number four. Is there people just sitting on their phone,

just constantly... LAB fans are passionate, man. LAB fans are passionate. And they've got great music. They did Western Springs. And number five is Coterie. To listen to. Oh, and then a bit of Coterie.

Yeah. Coterie. The listen to. Oh, and then a bit of Coterie. Yeah. Coterie. Vibes. They're huge. The most streamed album of 2022. Two. Most streamed album. Yeah.

New Zealand's most streamed album. What was it? What do you reckon? Name the artist for me. Beyonce. No, not Beyonce. 660 Beyonce 660 660 yeah

Before you leave This album The new 660 album Makes sense Yeah we stream that More than Harry Styles More than Ed Sheeran More than Doja Cat

And more than Olivia Rodrigo Gotta love the boys Last one is our biggest podcast In New Zealand, the most listened to podcast of 2022. Mike Hosking News Talks Epic. No, Brianne Clint.

Oh! What a win! Oh wait, no, I read that wrong. Joe Rogan Experience. We were close though, weren't we? We've got our most played songs of 2022. Do we want to do these?

Yeah. Ella, did you want to say something or should we do our songs? No, I wanted to quickly say something. Yeah. Remember that you guys also have your own artist Spotify rep. Oh, yeah, we do. We've got our own song. Oh, for our act for Hot Mess Express.

Have you got our data? I've got your data. Yeah. So 8.5k streams overall. 60 countries. Damn. 331 hours. And guess who your top country was?

I hope New Zealand. Yeah, New Zealand. Yeah. Then Australia. Yeah. Do you reckon we could sell out Western Springs? Oh, hey, mate. Maybe a few rows.

Maybe twice. Anything's possible. My most played song is embarrassing. It was this. Because I've got kids and they want to listen to the same thing every single day. Tune. Could be worse. Yeah.

Could be worse. Bree's most played song of 2022 Is this Brie and Clint Once upon a time There was a girl She was smart, debatable Talented, eh Athletic, not really But picking a movie title based on

Just the plotline That she can do. Brie and Clint's What's The Plot? Or can she? I've had a few very shaky weeks. Today, taking you on in our movie guessing game is 26-year-old Aucklander, Sid. Ice age. Welcome to the show, Sid.

G'day, Sid. Hey, guys, how's it going? We're good. Thank you, mate. You love your movies, Sid? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I love a movie. Yeah, love a good movie.

Well, you're going to need... Like $100 even more, though, wouldn't you, Sid? Well, exactly. Who wouldn't? That's for sure. To win this game, you only need to get two points before Bree does. That's it.

Two movies. That's all you have to pick, Sid, and you will walk away as the fourth What's the Plot champion of 2022. Let's do it. Let's do it. Your buzzer is your name. I'll read plot lines. You don't wait for me to finish before you buzz in and give it a go.

Do it as soon as you think you know the movie. But if you get it wrong, the other person gets a free guess. Good luck. Today, seeing as it is December 1st, these are all Christmas movies. I do love a Christmas film. How does a Christmas movie sit with you, Sid?

I've watched a few. So here we go. I have a calendar and I watch them every year leading up to Christmas starting on December 1st. So I haven't watched them recently. I would be surprised if this first one is on your calendar. Oh, okay.

Movie number one. This claymation film follows the mischievous adventures of Jack, who has become bored with... Brie? Brie. Jack Frost?

Jack Frost. That's incorrect. Sid, did you want to have a free guess? The Santa Claus movie? No. Yes, Sid. I liked it. That wasn't claymation.

Is it pingu? No, it's not pingu either, but that is claymation. I'll carry on. Jack has become bored with the same annual routine of frightening people in the real world. When Jack accidentally stumbles on Christmastown, all bright colours and warm spirits, he gets a new lease on life. He plots to bring Christmas under his control Is it the ghost of Christmas past?

No, but you're kind of on the right track with that wording. Brie, you want a free guess? You don't get this one, I'm going to cancel it. Yeah, I was going to say something similar to Sid, but I don't know it. The Nightmare Before Christmas. Ah, of course. Let's move on.

Movie number two. A man and his dog live a solitary existence. Brie. Brie. The Grinch. The Grinch is... Correct.

Such a good film. On the top of my list. She got that one fast. Sid? Yeah. You're going to need this one to be able to stay competitive. Here it comes. In this dark comedy, a crotchety man in his part.

Sid? Oh, boy. A Christmas Carol? A Christmas Carol is not correct. Brie, free guess. A crotchety. I don't know what the word means, but it is in the plot line. What does that mean?

A crotchety? Nah, I don't know. In this dark comedy, a crotchety man and his partner. Brie. Brie. Bad Santa. Bad Santa's correct. Yeah!

Woo! She was lying. She does know what crotchety means. No, I just... You know what gave it away? Dark comedy. And the only dark comedy that I can think of in Christmas movies is Bad Santa. So I thought, give it a stab.

Crotchety means irritable. Oh, yeah. That makes sense. Sid, sorry about that. You feeling a bit crotchety? Yeah, a little bit, yeah. A little bit crotchety. I am for other reasons too, Sid. No, you're feeling crotchety. Oh, a little bit, yeah. A little bit crotchety. I am for other reasons too, Sid.

No, you're feeling crotchy. Oh, crotchy, different. Hey, Sid, we're going to hook you up with 50 KFC chicken dollars just for playing, mate. Awesome, thank you very much. Hey, and Sid, have a merry Christmas. Hey, you too. Must be the last dandelion of the season. Bree and Clint. Hey.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. Right, let's do a birthday banger to get you home for a Thursday. Three people. These are the songs that were number one on their 16th birthdays and we'll play our favourite one. Let's start with Natasha. Hi, Natasha.

Hi, Natasha. Hey, how are you? Good, mate. How are you? Yeah, good. I heard it's your birthday today. Yes, Natasha. Hi, Natasha. Hey, how are you? Good, mate. How are you? Yeah, good. I heard it's your birthday today. Yes, it is. Yeah, so I finally got to finish a bit early, so I thought, oh, I'll give it a go.

Nice. Have you had a good birthday? Yeah, it's been really good. My partner surprised me at Flowers with Work, so yeah. Oh, that's really nice. You're having a good day. Imagine if you win Birthday Banger as well. I know.

Just top it all off. Well, let's do it then. Natasha, what's your birthday? Very nice. You're having a good day. Imagine if you win birthday banger as well. I know. Just top it all off. Well, let's do it then. Natasha, what's your birthday? So the 1st of the 12th, 1997. All right. That means you were 16 in 2013. And back on this day in 2013, this would have been number one. I'm sorry if I say I need you.

But I don't care, I'm not scared. Producer Ella, is this actually Natasha's birthday banger or are you trolling us trying to get this song on the playlist? This is just coincidence. Like, the third time. Natasha, do you like One Direction? I did, yeah, back in the day.

The song came up yesterday and it's only come up a couple of times but each time, Ella's like, you have to play it. You've got to play that one. It's the best one out of the three. Come on.

I don't even know that One Direction song. Do you know it, Natasha? Yes, yes, I do know it. Okay, all right. Okay, there you go. And it's her birthday, so. Okay, all right. No, we don't.

Let's go to Katria. Hi, Katria. Hi. How are you, mate? Hello. Go, Brayden. Hi. That's my son.

He's nine and wanted to ring. Oh, hi, Brayden. G'day, Brayden. How are you? Good. That's good. Hey, Brayden, what's mum's birthday? 11th of June, 1976.

All right, nice work, Brayden. That means your mum was 16 in 1992. And let's have a look at what mum's birthday banger is. Jump, jump. Banger. Berg banger. Do you like it, Brayden, for mum? Yeah.

Yeah, it's good, eh? Mum, do you like it? Oh, it's not bad. Not bad? It's a little dull, but I'm old. I'm into it, Katrina. I think it's a good one. One more for Donna.

Kia ora, Donna. Hi, Donna. Hi, Donna. Hi. No, you're Donna. You're Donna. I'm not Donna. I love you.

Hi, Donna. I'm good. I'm good. Good, glad to hear it, Donna. How's your week been? What's been happening? Well, nothing much, but it's been a good week. Good. Any week's a good week, isn't it?

Any week. I like your vibe and your attitude, Donna. Let's do your birthday day now. What does Pitbull say? Every day above ground is a good day. Oh, yes, definitely. Remember that. Yes. Yep, Donna's Dana. What does Pitbull say? Every day above ground is a good day. Oh, yes, definitely. Remember that. Yep, Donna's like, I love Pitbull.

Hey, Donna, what's your birthday, mate? It's the 12th of April, 1960. All right, Donna. You're in the Pitbull demo. You were 16, Donna, in 1976. And let me take you back to your 16th birthday because this was number one. There was something in the air that night.

The stars were bright. Fernando! Donna, you're an ABBA fan? I like ABBA, yeah. Everybody likes ABBA. Okay, wait there, Donna. That's your birthday banger It's time to vote

I'm tempted to give it to Natasha It's her birthday It's come up two days in a row What are the chances of a song coming up two days in a row? I kind of feel like it might be written in the stars And look at Ella It would just make her so happy I'm voting jump, crisscross. Okay.

What? Well, we can't give it to Ella because she's compromised. No? We give the split vote to Claudia. Claudia, what is the winner of birthday banger this afternoon? This is tough. You like both, don't you? I like both. I do know who I share a room with, so

gotta go one direction. There it is. Natasha, you're the winner of Birthday Banger on your birthday. Congratulations. Thank you so much. Have a good rest of your birthday, mate. Thank you. Here's One Direction on ZM. Like two ships drifting, weightless waves trying to break it.

I'd do anything to save it. Why is it so hard to save it? My heart, your heart, sit tight like bookends. Pages between us, written with no end. So many words, we're not sick. Brian Clint. I'm sorry if I say I need you. But I don't care, I'm not scared, I'm not. Zed and Brian Clint

that's the winner of Birthday Banger for Natasha on her birthday but mainly also for producer Ella who wanted that song so badly. Read out the text that just came through. Okay, I'll just have a look.

It says, I would rather listen to my parents have sex than ever listen to this song again. Oh, he can go away. They can go away. Whatever. Hey. Made you happy. I'm sure it made a few other people happy, including Natasha.

Happy birthday, guys. Happy birthday, Natasha. Yeah. That song was number one in 2013. Nine years ago. How old were you, Ella? Seven? What?

Go away. I was 13. You were 11. Not that far off. We just got another text. More One Direction So Maybe we should Only if that last text is

Parents are willing to have sex For them to go and listen to While we play that song Yeah that's the deal That's the deal That's the trade off Yeah Brie and Clint

A lot of hullabaloo This week Brie I know you were very angry About the removal Of the sexy fireman from the sexy fireman calendar. I just think it's iconic. It's a piece of history. Yeah, raise a million dollars for the Child Cancer Foundation.

Which is the most important thing. It sells. Sex sells. Yeah, and those firemen, they need a chance to look hot, not just be hot in a fire. Yeah. Anyway, the new calendar's not for Bree. I'm sure she'll donate to the Child Cancer Foundation in other ways.

It's not for me either. But I found us a new calendar, a replacement calendar. Oh, something to replacement. Yeah. This year, the Gore Pioneer Women's Rugby Football Club have released a nearly nude calendar. Oh, Kane. Yeah.

Yeah, this is what we're talking about. This is what we need. The Rugby Girls from Gore. So please welcome to the show this afternoon, prop forward for the Gore Pioneer Women's Rugby Football Club and now nearly nude model, it's Leah McMath. Welcome to the show, Leah. G'day, Leah.

Now we need to check, are you talking to us fully clothed or nearly nude at the moment? Oh, look, I don't think I should dispose that. Leave it up to our imagination. Yeah, that's a good idea. You could tell us that you're fully nude and we wouldn't know any better. My mind is wandering. Is it true that the Gore women's rugby team have released this calendar

so they can get their own goddamn changing rooms? No, that is correct. Isn't that ridiculous? Yeah, it is, a wee bit. But, I mean, for the past five years, women's rugby has just, well, for us, women's rugby in Galway has just skyrocketed. Well, nationwide. Look at the Black Ferns, you know?

Exactly. I feel like a basic for the women's rugby team would be a changing room. Yeah. You know, like that's just basic stuff. So, hey, what's... Share a changing room with, what, 25 sweaty men, you know? Yeah. I've shared that changing room with 25 of those sweaty men.

Even I don't enjoy it that much, you know? You said that was your favourite part about playing rugby. Actually, it was my favourite part. It was the showers afterwards. Hey, Leah, what's the goal here? How much do you guys need to raise? How many of these calendars do you need to sell? Well, each calendar, you can do the quick math spree,

but each calendar is $30, and we need to make, I think, between $200 and $300,000. Whoa! Hang on, did you say they were $3 a calendar or $200,000 and $300,000. Whoa! Hang on, did you say they were $3 a calendar or $30 a calendar? $30, $30. $30. God, that's a lot of bums. A lot of bums on calendars.

You guys need to sell 10,000 calendars. Hey, never say never. Do you have 10,000 calendars? No, we don't. So we're going to keep the printers going. Might have to do a sausage sizzle as well. Yeah, sausage sizzle would be great. We could do a live show maybe. Tell me how much fun

it is shooting a nearly nude women's rugby calendar. I imagine you and the girls had a good time. Oh, we had such a fun time. Our photographer, Sultan, she is just an amazing photographer and she just made this amazing environment. And she was like, you girls do what you want.

You might just send it. So we did. Hey, Leah, I need to know, what month are you? Oh, look, we haven't done months. We've just done, like, groups of girls. Even better. Yeah, because we just wanted it to be like really fun and really candid and really relaxed.

So we thought if like individual girls had individual months, it would be a bit, I don't know. Too full on. Yeah, yeah. I think what you guys are doing is really clever and it's really cool and we would love to help you get to that goal. So how can people listening purchase themselves

a Nearly Nude Gore Pioneer Women's Rugby Football Club calendar, Leah? They can head to our Facebook page at Pioneer Women's Rugby and just send us a message. Or if they live locally, like in the Gore District, they can head to our sponsors, Shop Harrison Supplies Limited, and they've got some there. Leah, I'm headed to the Facebook page right now. We're going to get one for the studio.

Finally, I know what I'm getting my mum for Christmas. Well, I have got she'll love it. She's going to absolutely fizz for it. Thank you, Leah. We appreciate it. Good luck with the changing room fundraiser. No, thank you guys so much. Bree and Clint.

Just checked my lotto ticket just before in the studio. Surprise. Do you want to drumroll for this, for the result? You didn't win. I before in the studio. Surprise. Do you want to drum roll for this, for the result? You didn't win. I didn't win shit. Yeah. The winner of the $24 million has come forward. A guy in New Plymouth won $24 million.

Katie Drage is going to be ropeable. Kiwi-est story ever. He said he celebrated his $24 million win with a spicy curry and a couple of beers. Oh, yeah. Keep it simple, eh? Yeah. Because they say you're not meant to spend any of it

for the first year. Nah, stuff that. I hope that curry and beers came out of his check account. You could die in that year. So stuff that. We were having the conversation when I was checking my lotto ticket of, if you won and you were around people,

because you're meant to keep it hush for a bit, could you? Could you keep it a secret? I could. You reckon you could and I reckon you could too. What does that say about you? That I'm good at keeping secrets. That you've got a lot of secrets. My hair full of secrets. Me?

I like to think I'd keep it chill. I reckon I'd be chill about it. I can just picture Clint and be like this. Guys, you wanna believe it? I'm rich! And I'm leaving today, bitches! It depends on how much. If it was $24 million, yeah. Because

you can tell whoever you want and then you could never have to see them ever again. For $24 million, I could escape to Italy. You know? I could be... Escape to Italy. I could be gone with the wind. You might never see me again.

Well, that is true. It's too much money anyway. I don't want $24 million. That'll ruin your life. Yeah, neither. Well, you guys don't even realise, but I could have already won Lotto. That is actually a good point.

Have you ever thought about that? And I could have won Lotto too. Nah, we would know about it. What? That's the end of the show. Maybe you want to sing that song at Friday Okie Live tomorrow night. It'd be a hard one, but it'd be entertaining, that's for sure.

Mount Monganui. We're going to be there at Mount Social Club from 7 o'clock tomorrow night. We're going to do our show from Tauranga tomorrow as well, so come on down, man. Get amongst for Friday Okie Live. We would love to see you. The Mount is always a fun time, so I'm really looking

forward to it. As the youth say, it hisses. Yeah. And wheezes, as the youth it. As the youth say, it hisses. Yeah. And wheezes, as the youth say. No, that's the elderly. Oh, sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the old saying. For the youth, it hisses.

For us, it wheezes. Wheezes, yeah. So Wheeze is going to be there from 7 o'clock if you want to come and register. There's $500 cash up for grabs thanks to Smirnoff Soda. So thank you, Smirnoff, for that. That's exciting. Spot prizes, prizes for second and third, and lots of entertainment tonoff for that. That's exciting. Spot prizes. Prizes for second and third and lots of entertainment

to watch up on stage. Just a good time all round. I'm off to go out to dinner. It's a date night for me. Hoo la la. Hoo la la. I'm going to go eat my weight in pasta.

That's a lot of pasta. Bring me a bucket. See you guys tomorrow. Have a great night. Bye. Bye guys