ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 1st December 2023

Episode Date: December 1, 2023

Winding up Mumma Di.  Someone stole a Krispy Kreme van.  Things white people say.  NZ's Spotify Wrapped.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Brie and Clint. Good morning everybody and happy first day of summer. Welcome to the Brie and Clint show. Hell yeah. Yeah. How good is summer going to be? We're crossing our fingers that we get a summer.

Take your shoes off in the workplace. Take your socks off. Wear those Birkenstocks to the workplace. Don't listen to your boss. Get your dogs out, yeah. You're allowed to get your socks off. Wear those Birkenstocks to the workplace. Don't listen to your boss. Get your dogs out, yeah. You're allowed to get your dogs out. You're allowed to come to work shirtless, or at least with your shirt fully unbuttoned now.

Yeah, yeah. Because it's December, that's how it works. It's acceptable. Fun show on the way for you guys. We're going to do Friday Okie as usual at 5 o'clock. We're going to take on that Fallout boy, We Didn't Start the Fire song. Yes, we are.

The new version. Yeah, so that'll be fun. But let's get a movie straight away with Tradie vs. Lady. There's $50 cash up for grabs thanks to KFC. If you want it, then give us a call right now. 0800-DIAL-ZM. We'll get you on. Bree and Clint.

Let's play Tradie vs. Lady. It's Tradie vs. Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Here we go. The tradies and the ladies for Friday. Who will take home the win? Well, we've got to play first. Our lady is calling us from Hamilton.

She's 40 and she recently was promoted to the title of store manager. Welcome to the show, Hayley. Hi, Hayley. Hi, Bree. Congratulations. That's awesome. Thank you. And now you're the big dog. You can boss people around. I know, right? Hi, Bree. Congratulations. That's awesome. Thank you. And now you're the big dog.

You can boss people around. I know, right? Yeah, you are. You're taking on our tradies today. They're from Christchurch. They're 40-ish, and they're about to become a granddad. Welcome to the show, Willow. G'day, Willow.

How's it going? Very cool name. How'd you get that name? That's my nickname. Willow. I like it. Yeah. Like Weeping Willow?

Yeah. I like it. It just came along. It's my last name, kind of shortened down. Yeah, nice. I like it. All right. Well, Willow, your buzzer is tradie.

Hayley, yours is lady. First to three correct answers gets $50 cash from KFC. Good luck, guys. Here we go. Question number one. Name an animal that is covered in spikes. Lady. Hayley, only just.

Just. Hedgehog? Hedgehog. We'll do it. We would have accepted porcupine or echidna as well. Nice work, Hayley. One for the ladies. Question number two. Which country does the dish Nazi Goring come from? Is it Thailand?

Okay, Hayley. Oh, sorry. Thailand? Thailanders, no. Incorrect. The other options were Indonesia or China. You want to have a go, Willow? Indonesia.

Indonesia's correct. It is Indonesia. We are one apiece. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. I just need somebody to love. I don't need someone. Just somebody to love.

It's a young. He's very young in this song. He's older now. Freddie? Yes, Willow. Who's that dude? Bieber? Bieber's that dude? Bieber? Bieber's correct. Justin Bieber is on the money.

Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. You need this one, Hayley. He's not a regular grandad, he's a cool grandad. To stay in it, question number four. Which award-winning TV show from 2021 has been remade as a game show and is currently playing out on Netflix with the biggest... Hayley. Yes, Hayley. Squid Games. Squid Games, correct.

She's kept herself in it. We've got a game on our hands. This is for the win, guys. Question number five. Guinness, the beer, is an invention from which country? Willow. Ireland. Ireland is correct. Yes! Willow. Ireland. Ireland is correct. Oh, God, Dad. That was close. That was a very good game, guys.

Oh, God, Dad. Willow, congratulations. We've got $50 cash coming your way thanks to KFC. Thanks, guys. Nice work, Willow. Have a good weekend, mate. After the show today, I am catching a flight over the ditch back home to Aussie. Yeah.

Because my brother is getting married this weekend. That's right. He's finally off the market. He's finally off the, well, he's still on the market till tomorrow night. He's finally going off the market. Yes. All you lazy New Zealand women who sat around for too long. You missed your chance. That ship has sailed.

Yep. Unless you join Bree on a flight to Brisbane tonight. Which, meet me at the airport. There is still time. No, we're very excited and very happy for him and he's about to be miso, Kim. I thought things have been pretty tense. You know in the lead up to wedding everyone's a little bit stressed out. It's just how it is because it's a stressful day. Yeah.

There's a lot of stuff going on. I thought we could see what my mum and dad are up to and prank them with a little thing that I'm going to say that I've had a whoopsie with my outfit that I was going to wear, which is pink and yellow. Yeah. Which is acceptable at a wedding. Of course. But I'm going to say I've had a whoopsie and the only option I have now

is a very cream slash maybe white outfit. Hello. Hello, Mum. Yeah, how are you going? Good. Hey, I just wanted to get your take on something in the lead up to the wedding. Yeah. I've had a bit of a nightmare with that outfit that I was going to get your take on something in the lead up to the wedding. Yeah. I've had a bit of a nightmare with that outfit that I was going to wear.

Oh, okay. Yeah. The pink and yellow thing. Do you think it would be okay? The only other thing that I really have that's going to be cool enough in the weather is this. It's a suit, but it's like a cream colour? Yeah, probably get away with it. Well, I would say it's in between cream and white.

Not ideal. Is there anything else that you can put with it that could mix it up? I could maybe put, I've got a nice veil that I've been wanting to wear. Oh, that'd be terrific if it's a double wedding. You're being way too diplomatic here, Mama Diet. Give it to her straight, okay? Just tell her straight up. You don't wear cream to another person's wedding. That's 101. Well, Clint, I don't.

In my era, you don't wear cream or white or black. It's not good fun. Oh, you don't wear black either. What if you feel like it's a funeral, though, of someone's, you know, singledom? Yeah, Brie said she's losing her brother. Yeah. Oh, no.

No, Brianna. No, no, no, no. What if it's just cream pants and then the top is a different colour? Yeah, that'd be okay. That'd be okay. I know you know the rules. Do you reckon your husband, Big Steve, is across the rules when it comes to what you can and can't wear to a wedding?

I don't think he'd have any idea. Well, we're going to put in a call right now. We're going to put in a call right now. We're going to put in a call right now, Mum, and see if Big Steve knows the rules about what and what not to wear to a wedding. It's interesting because it's interesting what he's wearing, actually. Oh, God, I don't want to know. Birthday suit. It's very Italian.

Okay, you have to be quiet, Mum. Very Italian? What is it, like a robe? Okay, shh,'s very Italian. Okay, you have to be quiet, Mum. Very Italian? What is it, like a robe? Okay, shh, shh, shh. Shh, Mum. A toga? Hello?

G'day, Dad. Aha. That came up no ID call, and I said sometimes it's New Zealand. I've turned my caller ID off on my phone. Hey, quick one for you. I'm just stressing out a bit about I've just had a bit of a nightmare with my outfit that I was going to wear to the wedding. Okay. And I just wanted to get your take on it.

The only other thing that I really have in the wardrobe is these cream pants and this cream top. It's like a cream coloured suit. Do you reckon that would be all right? Well, I'm wearing cream, so why shouldn't you? Dad! Steve! You can't wear cream to the wedding. You're going to outdo the bride. You're going to outdo the bride. You're going to look like the bride. Well, it's not cream.

It's more like... White? A light tan. Dad! Right, okay. So if you wear cream and then Bree wears cream, the whole Thomas L family go as a unit. She's going to go,

what the hell am I marrying into in this situation? But I've got a good reason But I've got a good reason. I've got a good reason. Oh, here we go. Yeah. When I got married, my father had the same coloured suit on. And I've got that photo sitting there. And I thought, I'm going to do the same as my dad.

I'm going to wear this. I'm going to get a suit exactly the same. You know who's going to love that explanation? The bride. Yeah. Well, Di, you're partly to blame. You're meant to be in charge of what Steve's wearing, so don't think you're off the hook with this either, okay?

Yeah, Mum. Well, what can I say? When he walked out in it, he looked absolutely fabulous, and the first thing I said to the guy serving it was, oh, my God, he looks like his father, and he said, is that good or bad? I said, that's good. A tan- cream colour suit

Dad you're going to look like The Colonel from KFC I must have had the appropriate hat Have a fantastic weekend guys Congratulations on the Marriage of your son Aidan And Kim we can't wait To hear all about it

It's going to be great We'll see you soon guys Thank you guys See you Can you get me Hey Dad can you bring a two-piece feed for me, please? Thank you. Yeah, no problem. Bree and Clint. Guys think that I've stumbled upon a genius idea that I saw on TikTok. There's a lot of crap that you have to search through

on TikTok. Let's be real. Most of it. 98% of it. All of the hacks are rubbish.. Most of it, 98% of it. All of the hacks are rubbish, I've found. A lot of it, terrible ideas. Yeah, yeah. But I think I've stumbled across a beauty. Okay. I'm calling it the new sandwich craze. Right.

Have you guys seen anything to do with sandwiches? No. Oh, have you heard of the Nicki Minaj sandwich? We've got to eat that next week. No. There's a sandwich that Nicki Minaj has talked about on a podcast. Really? It sounds like the best sandwich I've ever eaten.

What's in it? Everything. But you could make it at like a Subway or something if you wanted to. Right. I don't mean to get distracted. Sorry, sandwiches get me quite excited. Yeah, sandwiches distract me. We can have the Nicki Minaj next week.

What is this sandwich craze? Well, you know how excited I get about sandwiches. Remember that sandwich I made a few months ago with the burrata and the prosciutto and the sun-dried tomatoes? Yeah. Probably the best sandwich I've ever had. Probably the bougiest sandwich I've ever heard of. So bougie.

Yeah. But this one I feel like is the everyday man sandwich. Okay. But it's got a twist of how you make it. I've got some audio here. They're calling it, on TikTok, the chopped sandwich. You have to make these chopped Italian sandwiches. These are so good. A bit of everything in every single bite. Start with a base of lettuce and just pile everything on top. Pepperoni, salami, ham, tomatoes, banana peppers,

red onions, and cheese. Chop that up really well until you lose patience. And you're going to add mayonnaise, olive oil, vinegar, salt, pepper, and Italian seasoning. Chop that up again. And to serve, scoop up a big old pile into hoagie rolls and enjoy. You chop it all up so then you get a bite of absolutely everything in every single bite. I've seen it.

I saw the video. I forgot. It looks like mush inside. It looks like a salad. It looks like it's been pre-chewed. Yeah, kind of. Kind of. I made one of these on the weekend.

Was it good? Yeah, it was pretty good. Americans love to put multiple types of meat in a sandwich. Yeah, club sandwich. Is it? He was putting salami, prosciutto and ham inside the same sandwich. They're all from the same animal. I know, but.

Just made different. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know, but. Just made different. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know about the all different types of meat. I'm not anti it. I'm just saying Americans do the most when it comes to food. It's not about the ingredients. You're focusing on the wrong thing.

Right. You need to be focusing on the method, the different way of putting together the sandwich. Yeah. Because what is the worst thing about a big, luscious sandwich? When parts of it fall out the back end. When it slips. Yeah. You don't want that.

With this style where you chop it all up and you fold it into the sandwich, you don't get that. Yeah. I actually think it's genius. You know where it's come from? Well, I don't know if it's actually come from here, but there was a TikTok that went super viral of a bodega over in New York City. Yeah. And it's this old school like deli bodega and

they have a line up out the door all the time because they just do these chopped sandwiches. As annoying as lines are, that's where the best food comes from. That's where the best food is. If a restaurant is full, that is the restaurant you want to eat at. You've got to wait. That's my motto. Have in Clint. Have you heard about this crazy story where the Krispy Kreme truck has been stolen? No. This is wild. So this happened over in Australia somewhere.

Yeah. Where they're calling them an opportunist. Right, okay. Because it was, I think, at like 3.30 in the morning. The Krispy Kreme van had just picked up a whole lot of Krispy Kremes from the factory and they were- The day's supplier of Krispy Kremes. The day's supplier and they were headed out to go do their deliveries and I think it was like three- It's like the Wonka factory, yeah.

Literally. I'm pretty sure it was like 3.30 in the morning, like that's how early and they were starting their deliveries but they've pulled into a service station to get petrol to fill up the van. They put the petrol in the van and then they've walked into the service station to pay. And within that time, someone has come out of the bushes, jumped in the van and took off. What a great time to steal a Krispy Kreme van because they're so fresh. Well, that's the thing.

You know, they've literally just came out of the oven. They're not going to be fresh out. You know how many donuts were in it? How many? 10,000 donuts. Yeah, right. What are you going to do with 10,000 donuts? Eat them?

No. Well, some. 10,000 donuts? How much would they be worth? They're like $4 a pop. Yeah, but even if you're going to move them on the black market, the shelf life, you know, you'd have to get rid of these donuts so fast. You'd really have to move them quick, wouldn't

you? Yeah. But you know, it's probably the worst thing that you can steal, I reckon. Why? A truck full of donuts. Why? Because the police would have such an incentive to come and find them. Like they would sniff down that truck like there's no tomorrow. Hey, hey, hey. Oh, come on. The police will appreciate that one. The police and I have an understanding. Do you? You know how they always say police love donuts. They get it.

They get it. I thought we could run through some other weird stuff that has been stolen in the past. Yeah, okay. A story that came to mind for me straight away was the time that all those avocados got stolen from the far north. Oh, off the trees? Off the trees. Yeah, people were pillaging the trees.

Yeah, there was a farmer. And it was pointless, eh, because they weren't ripe enough to eat. They weren't ripe enough. And if you pick them too early, they'll never ripen. They don't ripen. And $100,000 worth of avocados was stolen in 2018 of 115 trees. Another thing- Wait, wait, wait.

Say how many got stolen again? 100- Say how much. $100,000 worth of Avos of 115 trees. Holy guacamole. Yeah, nice. That was worth going back. Well, you've got to do it.

It's in my contract. Yeah, you've got to do it. In 2008, nearly 50 cast iron manhole covers were stolen from the Long Beach area in California. What did you say? Manhole covers? Yeah, manhole covers. Holy moly.

Huge. 150 pounds each. Man, holy moly. Man, oh, man. Are they going to melt those down? That's what they'll do with those. $500 to replace every manhole. Yeah.

Well, don't say that. People will start ironing them up around Auckland You mean ironing them up? That's good shit, we're going to hit our quota for the year at this rate I know, in 2022 an entire diesel train engine was disassembled piece by piece And stolen from a yard somewhere in India The thieves apparently gained access to the area via a tunnel. They dug themselves. I love the idea of dismantling it.

Like you've got a flat pack train that you're going to reassemble back at your crime lair. Well, I guess the only way they could steal it was to take it apart because how do you carry an engine out of there? Or how do you drive it off? You can only go down the tracks. Well, that's the thing. The police will just follow the train tracks and go,

well, we found you. The police are like, I think they might be down here. They've left tracks. And the last one, oh no, I've got two more. Are you liking these or should we wrap it up? No, give us one more. Okay, I've got one more. These are the weirdest things that have been stolen. You've

just went to see this movie. It's in cinemas at the moment. It's very, very topical. Napoleon Bonaparte. Yeah. He died in 1821 right and there was a lot of speculations around what happened to his various body parts yeah uh one particular area of interest was his penis oh and according to some accounts his doctor or his priest they're not sure yeah was responsible for removing it during the autopsy. They stole his penis off him. Wow. Imagine being so famous that people wanted your

post-mortem penis. It was alleged that Napoleon's chaplain smuggled it from St Helena all the way to his home, back to his home, and then it remained under his family's protection. His family then had a shrine they had a penis shrine. No, thank you. No, thank you. Anyway, it was later sold to a book selling company based in London.

Well, there you go. Someone listening may be the person in charge of Napoleon's penis right now. They use it as a bookmark now. If you've seen the movie, I don't think it's that impressive. It's Friday, it means it's time for a round of the One Second Song Challenge. Where Brie and I go head-to-head guessing songs as quickly

as we can, and Claudia runs the show. Hi, Claudia. Hi, guys. G'day, Claudia. G'day. We've been talking all day about how it's the first day of summer. But do you know it's the first day of something else as well? Hot girl summer.

Correct. Something else? Hot boy summer. Correct. Something else? Christmas season. Yes. Oh, okay.

In my mind, I think 1st of December is when Christmas starts. Time to put the tree up. Yeah, I'd have to agree. Time to put the tree up. Now we can do things like put tinsel and wish each other Merry Christmas. Drink eggnog at work. Correct. My tree's been up for a week.

Is that okay? Yeah, you have kids. That's fine. Okay, cool. Thanks. So I'm doing a special Christmas edition today. Right. And it's just you guys.

I'm making it as easy as possible. All I need is the song title. All right. Because we don't know who these artists are. We just know and love the song. Is every answer Michael Bublé? Not every answer. Okay.

So all you need to do is buzz in with your name if you can tell me the name of the song and first person to three correct answers will take home the win. Got it. Ready? Ready. Here we go. Hooray take home the win. Got it. Ready? Ready. Here we go. Clint. Hooray.

Oh no. That is Santa. No. Is that Walking in a Winter Wonderland? No it's not. Do you need a bit more? Yeah let's have a bit more. Clint. Clint.

Clint. That's the Jingle Bell Rock. Yeah. Oh, of course it is. From Mean Girls. I should know that. I'm a big Mean Girls fan. Yeah, fake fan.

Fake fan, eh? Bite me. No, seriously, I just want to feel some touch. Okay, one point to Clint. One to me. Okay, let's do another one. Oh. Oh, jazzy.

Oh, it's a Buble song. I don't like Buble. You better watch out. Brie. Um. You better not cry. You better not shout. I'm telling you why. Santa Claus is coming to town

Yes! Because Santa Claus is coming to town Why is he making these Christmas songs so sexual, eh? They're very sultry, aren't they? Ooh, I like this one Well, I quite like that part Yeah Well, you do like Buble then

I like the Elvis version better. Oh, good shout. Okay, we're all tied up. Let's do another one. Clint. Bree. That is All I Want for Christmas is You. Yeah, it is.

Mariah Carey. Mariah. Can we just play the whole song? Not yet. You're going to get enough of this. Never enough. You're going to get enough of this. Never enough. You're going to get enough of it. Trust me.

Okay, let's do another one then. Oh, what is that? Three? Three. I'm just going to have a guess. Is it Santa Baby? No. Good though. I'm just going to have a guess. Is it Santa Baby? No. Good, though.

I need more. It is a slow intro. Big build. Build up. Oh, it's going to come in hot. Oh, I know it. Oh. Oh. I know it Oh It's beginning to look

Clint Clint It's beginning to look A lot like Christmas Yes You couldn't help yourself But to double boob like it Yeah

You can't not do it Why are you You never want a double boob Would you like a triple boob Two boobs is better than one boob. Nah, double boob's never good. It means your bra's too tight. Are we tied up?

Yeah, we're tied. Okay, going into the last one. This is for the win. Clint. Last Christmas. Yay! Wham! Wham.

This is a great Christmas song. I feel like my Christmas song this year Is going to be Santa Baby by Ariana Grande Have you listened to that song? No It's a really good Christmas song It's like the Modern day Mariah

I'm a boobs man I'm an Elvis boob You're an Elvis boob? You're just a boob. You're just a mess of tat. Excuse me, I'm an arse man. Brie and Clint, we're back next in him. Let's talk about marriage because it's important and it's time to start thinking about your future. No, I want to talk

about marriage because there's this couple that's getting blasted on TikTok. They married back in 2021. Their names are Jaden and Andy. And they post a lot of marriage content. That's their kind of vibe. Fun. Yeah, it looks so fun. But they're copying it at the moment because they've posted about three major marriage rules

that they have in their relationship, in their marriage, and people are calling them toxic. Right. So I thought we could go through the three rules and we can decide. So this is what they think makes a successful marriage. Yes. Okay, right. This is what they think are the rules in their marriage that makes their relationship successful.

Okay, lay it on me. Okay, the first one is they've promised to share their GPS location with each other 24-7 every day of the week. That is toxic. That is weird. It's a sign that you don't trust each other. It's also, I i mean it can be a

safety thing like i do get it i'm on i'm on some of my friends um yeah like if they're yeah yeah but demanding that your partner shows where you are 24 7 is just controlling yeah that's weird yeah but i do have some friends where we're on each other's just in case, like, as a safety thing, like if something happens. If you're going somewhere, you go, I'm going to turn my thing on. Can you just have it for tonight? Just so I know that I'm safe. Okay.

I don't vibe with that one. Yeah, neither. But sure, give me another one. I don't think I'd be let, I don't want to be tracked. No. 24-7. This is not the movie Taken. And if I, unless I'm dating Liam Neeson,

which I'd find that quite hot actually. He doesn't need your GPS coordinates. He has a special set of skills. No, he doesn't. Second marriage rule for this couple is they share all their passwords for everything with each other. These people don't trust each other. That's weird. I don't want to share all of my passwords. I can't even remember half my passwords. They're married to each other and they're acting like they are in like a, it seems like someone in this relationship has cheated in the past.

Yeah, it seems quite toxic, eh? If I'm going to take you back, I need your GPS location and I need your passwords. Why do you need all the passwords? Like, I don't understand. Like, why? No thanks. I mean, would be good in a situation where you forget all the passwords if someone else knows them. Well, also, my wife knows all my passwords.

So you have this rule too then? No, she has them because it's the same thing for logging into our Neon account or our Netflix account. That's how she got them out of you. She'll be like, can I log into the thing? So it just happens. But it's not a hard and fast rule. That's a skill. That's how she got you. The final one, which I think is probably one of the worst ones. Worse than those two? I mean, they're pretty bad. But this one's just as bad. This couple, one of the worst ones. Worse than those two? I mean, they're pretty bad, but this one's just as bad. This couple, one of the rules in their marriage is that they can only,

they must never hang out with people of the opposite gender alone, ever. Never, ever are you allowed to be alone with a person of the opposite gender. These people do not have a healthy marriage. They don't. They can't. Can you imagine? These are the expectations.

It's just not. What if it's your cousin? Yeah. What if it's your workmate? What if it's your brother? What if it's your dad? Weird. Don't get me started on that dad of yours.

He's way too hot. I don't trust him. Makes me uncomfortable. It's not that I don't trust you, babe. I don't trust your dad. Bree and Clint. Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint. Friday Loki.

Let's go, baby. Friday vibes. It's Friday, so we've got to sing. We thought, what can we do this week that's new and interesting? And we thought, what about their new Fall Out Boy song? It's a remake. Yeah, a remake of the Billy Joel song. There's about 450 words per verse in this song.

You can barely understand it when they're singing it. I have to listen real hard. So what we've done is we've spent 15 minutes each with a professional audio engineer, and what you're about to hear is the results. We want you to decide the winner of Friday Okie this afternoon on 0800DIALZM. So listen carefully. I'll go first. You've done the first verse.

Yeah. And then you've given me the second verse. Yes. So that's what you're about to hear. See what you think. See if you can understand it more or less when we do it. Here we go Captain Planet Arab Spring

LA Riots Rodney King Deepfakes Earthquakes Iceland Volcano Oklahoma City Bomb Croco Bang Pokemon

Tiger Woods MySpace Monsanto GMOs Harry Potter Oh You guys do some guitar and then I'll come back in Harry Potter, Twilight, Michael Jackson dies Nuclear accident, Fukushima, Japan

Crimea, Peninsula, Cambridge Analytica Kim Jong-un, Robert Downey Jr., Iron Man We didn't start the fire It was always burning since the world's returning Tim John on Robert Downey Jr. Iron Man. We didn't start the fire. It was always burning since the world's returning. We didn't start the fire. No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it. Did we not give our engineer enough time to finesse the tracks this week?

I feel like maybe that... Mate, it's a hard song. It's a hard song. I feel like maybe that... Mate, it's a hard song. It's a hard song. I feel like you did pretty well. Well, that's mine. You can't decide a winner until you've heard both. Yours makes me real nervous now. So I come in on the second verse, right?

Yeah, you're picking it up. The bit that comes after that. Covering some more of the big issues of the last 30 years. Here we go. Okay. Here we go. Okay. Here's Fallout Brave. In Afghanistan, cubs go all the way again Obama, Spielberg, explosion, Lebanon Unabomber, Barber John, bombing, Boston Marathon

Balloon Boy, war on, terror, QAnon Trump gets impeached twice, polar bears got no ice Firefist, Black Parade, Michael Phelps, Y2K Boris Johnson, Brexit, Kanye West and Taylor Swift Stranger Things, Tiger King, ever gave a twist We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's returning

We didn't start the fire No we didn't light it But we're trying to fight it Gets a lot of anger out doesn't it? Yeah yeah yeah yeah You have to really grit your teeth Is it our best work this week? Probably not.

Probably not. It's almost the end of the year. Yeah. Don't let that stop you from voting. We'd love your votes on 0800DIALSIT and we'd love your texts on 9696. We're looking for five people to pick the winner of Friday Okie this week. You've just heard our best Fall Out Boy impersonation for Friday Oaky this week.

Mine sounded like this. We didn't start the fire. It was always burning since the world's returning. I'm very good with those high notes, eh? Crushed it. And Brie sounded like this. We didn't start the fire. It was always burning since the world's eternity.

Why do you sound like you've got bigger balls than me? I do. We're going to our votes. We've got five of them lined up. I know 800 dials at M to pick the winner. And we're going to start with Ashley. Hi, Ashley. G'day, Ash.

Hey, guys. How's it going? Good, thanks. What did you think this week, Ash? They were both pretty great. I'm quite torn. But I have to say, Brie, I loved the Aussie twang that was coming through.

My vote has to go for you. It made me smile. Vote for Brie. Well, you've made me smile. Thanks, Ash. Have a great weekend, mate. Thank you so much. Let's go to Teresa on 0800. Hi, Teresa. Hi, Teresa. Hi. What did you think of our Fallout boy impersonation for Friday?

Oh, I loved it. Yeah? Got you ready for the weekend, Teresa? Yep. Bring it on. We need your feedback and we need you to give it to us straight. Who are you voting for? Okay, so I'm voting for Brie.

Yes, Teresa! Wasn't my big ball energy, was it? Yep. I feel like hiding is incoming, but I'm not going to wrap myself up yet. Thank you, Teresa. Thanks, Teresa. All good. Let's go to Sky on 800Diles.

Hi, Sky. G'day, Sky. Hi. Surely, Sky, surely you liked my one, didn't you? You're a Fallout Boy fan that likes the Clint flavour specifically, don't you? I do, but I'm going to have to vote for Bruce. Yes!

Yes, Skye! Thank you. Thanks, Skye. Appreciate you. Chantel, you got a pity vote for me this afternoon? Hi, Chantel. Clint, I'm really sorry. I loved the energy, but Bree's energy was just so much more.

So I'm going to have to vote for Brie. Big ball Brie does it again. Thank you, Chantel. Is she going five from five? It's all up to Katie. Hi, Katie. G'day, Katie. Hiya.

It's a fait accompli already, but where's your vote going for Friday Oki? Well, they made me smile while I was in hospital, so it has to be Brie. She's gone for it. Five now. Who would have thought? We didn't start the fire. It was always burning since the world's eternity. Congratulations.

Thank you, mate. Appreciate it. And thank you to everyone that voted. You've made my day. Brie and Clint. It's time for a birthday banger. Here we go, your birthday bangers for a Friday. Number one song when you turn 16.

And we're going to do three and pick our favourite. Hey, Jordan, happy Friday. Hey, Jordan. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks, mate. How are you? I'm good, thank you. Good to hear.

Jordan, what's your birthday? It is the 23rd of December, mate. How are you? I'm good, thank you. Good to hear. Jordan, what's your birthday? It is the 23rd of December, 1998. 1998. That means you were 16 in the year 2014. And back on your 16th, this was at the top. Tell me where the freaks at. What a tune. A bit of Savage and Timmy Trumpet.

You into it, Jordan? Yeah, love it. I'd say I'd put a seven. Yeah, it's not okay that this song is almost 10 years old, but... Still slaps. Still slaps. Okay, wait there, Jordan. Say that you could be our winner.

Let's go to JD on 0800-DARLS-AT-HIM. Hi, JD. Hi, JD. Hi, guys. How's your week been, mate? It's been pretty chill. How's it been for you guys? Yeah, it's been good.

Always good on a Friday. Good time to ask us. First day of summer. Yeah. Good time to do your birthday banger. What's your date of birth, JD? 17th of March, 97. All right.

St. Patrick's Day. Is that? Yeah. St. Paddy's Day. Let's see if you've got the luck of the Irish. You were 16 in 2013. And here's your birthday banger. A South African born on St. Patrick's Day with a Kiwi as their birthday banger.

You're all over the place, JD. You know it. Yeah. Are you into this? Do you like it as your birthday banger? Yeah, all over the place, JD. You know it. Yeah. Are you into this? Do you like it as your birthday banger? Yeah, I mean, I liked it when it came out. It was pretty cool. Yeah, pretty iconic song, especially for New Zealanders.

Okay, wait there. One more for Portia. Kia ora, Portia. Hi, Portia. Hi. How are you? I'm good, thanks. How are you?

Yeah, we're good, thanks, Portia. Let's do your birthday banger, eh? What's your birthday? My birthday's the 1st of February 2000. All right. That means you were 16. Pretty easy math. In 2016, Portia.

And here's your birthday banger. I'm wrongly driving, driving a car, this piece of Facebook that counts John. Not the Tracy Chapman version. And not the Luke Combs version The Jonas Blue version Do you remember that one when it came out, Portia? I do remember that, actually

It was huge It was really big that summer It was Yeah It was a summer vibe Okay, wait there We're going to choose a winner for these three Royals, Freaks

Or Fast Car I reckon it's Freaks for a Friday Don these three. Royals, Freaks or Fast Car. I reckon it's Freaks for a Friday, don't you reckon? Yeah, it's a good Friday vibe. That means, Jordan, you're the winner of Birthday Banger this afternoon. Congratulations and happy Friday. Woo, thank you. What have I won? You've won.

Kudos. And we're going to play your song just for you. Love it. Thank you. You're welcome. Very kind. So cool. I couldn't ask what they want. I know. Because there just for you. Love it. Thank you. You're welcome. Brianne Clint. So cool. Couldn't ask what they want.

I know. Because there's no prize. I know. Brianne Clint. Came across a very funny video on TikTok, which this is trending on TikTok at the moment where people are talking about things that only white people say. Yeah. Have you seen it? No, but I remember this was a big meme series a few years ago as well. Oh white people say. Yeah. Have you seen it?

No, but I remember this was a big meme series a few years ago as well. Oh, was it? Yeah. Yeah, there's some absolute rippers, and it might be a little bit confusing, but once they're said out aloud, you're like, oh, yeah, I get it. I've got some audio of a couple reading out a few. White people love seeing,

what did you get me when you're walking back from lunch with food? White people love saying, you are when someone asks who's sitting here. White people love saying, clean as a whistle. White people love saying, knock, knock, out loud instead of actually knocking. White people love saying,

we came at the right time as the line grows longer behind the door. Yes. White people love saying, came at the right time As the light grows longer behind the light Yes White people love saying Long time no see May see someone twice in a day So good I thought we could add some to the list Do we all have some we want to add to the list?

Definitely Of what things only white people say I think we go back and forth I'll kick it off with Things only white people say. I think we go back and forth. I'll kick it off with things only white people say. When a white person is sitting there eating a snack, they'll always say, someone get these away from me. How many times have we said that in the studio?

It's always a bag of chips. Get these away from me. Get these away from me. White people love saying, if you forget your keys and you have to go back inside, they love saying, oh, back already. Or, how was it? No, you know what else they love saying?

Like, not going to get far without these. Claudia, you are white people. What do you love saying? When there's no price tag on things. Must be free. Must be free. You're buying a lotto ticket? Is this the winning one? I gave you the winning one.

That's how I do this. White people love to say this when there's a group photo being taken of a bunch of white people. They always go, let's do a silly one. Here's an inside tip for the people taking the photo. Nobody wants to do a silly one.

No one is ever going to post the silly one. White people love saying it's not the heat that gets you, it's the humidity. Oh, yeah. You know, I was in Perth two weeks ago, and someone in our group said that straight-faced, not joking. I was like, it's 35 degrees here, but it's quite a nice heat. And they're like, yeah, well, it's actually not the heat that gets you,

it's the humidity. Yeah, because white people love saying that. I was like, get out of this here, but it's quite a nice heat. And they're like, yeah, well, it's actually not the heat that gets you. It's the humidity. Yeah, because white people love saying that. I was like, get out of this Uber. Get out of my Uber. So true. White people love saying when they go to pay the bill or the bill comes over, they go, what's the damage? My dad says that all the time. Yeah.

Yeah. Another one I've got, when you're trying to open a jar and then you hand it to another white person and they open it straight away and they go, oh, well I loosened it for you. Just love to point that out.

What we're realising out of this is white people, stop. It's time to stop, okay? We're all walking mean. We've heard them all, okay? There's nothing left to say now. We're a walking meme. We've heard them all, okay? Give it a rest. Especially with the family coming over for the holidays. Text through anymore on 9696.

I think they're so funny. Yesterday and today and to be honest for the next couple of days, everyone's talking about their Spotify wrapped and what they got. Stop putting it on your socials. We don't care. We're not going to punish you with ours. Don't worry about that. No.

But I did get reminded that we don't just get our Spotify rapped for our listening. You and I are fully-fledged music artists, Brie. I always forget that we have that feather in our cap. We had a short-lived musical career with a DJ duo called The Hot Mess Express. We released a hit single called Sender. Can I just say, went to number one on the iTunes charts back in 2019.

Yeah. Yeah. Is that all you wanted to say there? No, that's all I wanted to say. Some stats for the Hot Mess Express for Spotify Wrapped. It's been a big 12 months. Has it? Yeah.

We've had 1,689 listeners. Solid. They listened 5,700 times. We'll take it. It got added to 84 playlists. Who is still putting this song on their playlist in 2023? I reckon DJs are putting it on their playlist when they really want the crowd to go off. You reckon? Yep. And

it had 374 first time listeners. So we're still gaining fans welcome to the farno um please welcome to the show this afternoon manager of the hot mess express and long-time producer of the brian clint show it's producer ben live from australia kia ora ben g'day ben g'day guys how are we um ben actually manages the spotify account that we are registered to and he gave me the login information to get that today, which is very kind. Well, he is still the manager of the Hot Mess Express

until, Ben, we release the Hot Mess Express Brian Clint's version, which is happening very soon. Yeah, so just keep that in mind. Well, I mean, obviously, you'll need me to sign off, but I'll take a small share. But if you have to have some, you can have some. Yeah, right. Funny you say that, Ben.

What do you say to allegations that the Hot Mess Express is still gaining royalty payments from Spotify and those royalty payments are going directly to your bank account and we are not seeing a single dollar of them? Well, normally I would say no comment. Like, you know, legal and everything like that. But just for you, every month I get $3.80. What? Damn! I mean, better than not $3.80.

I'm just going to do a quick bit of math here. So that's $3.80. Times 12. Every month times 12. You're making $45.60 out of us every single year, Ben. Hey, that's $3.80 times 12. Every month times 12. You're making $45.60 out of us every single year, Ben. Hey, that's a bloody case of beer. Yeah, I mean, it's 50-50 with King,

so, you know, maybe... True. Is he getting $3 as well, or are you getting... Do you have to split that $3 with him? I'd have to look into that, but I'm pretty sure he gets $3 as well. He's not getting shit either. Okay, this is very interesting to know. That's amazing.

Remember, like, let's be real, though, when we were actually doing a little bit with that and talking about it on the radio when we first did it, Ben actually made such a decent amount of money that we went out to a fancy dinner on it. Yeah, we went to a steak restaurant. How much did you initially make, Ben? I can't remember, but it was in the hundreds, like definitely in the hundreds per day.

Per day? Per day. I think that song has made about $450 in its lifetime. Hey, better than nothing. Which is weird, eh? It's weird to think. It's actually not bad. Yeah.

It's more than I've ever made on YouTube. Yeah. Yeah. It's more than I've ever made on YouTube. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Well, it's good to talk to you, Ben, in just another year of hip music for us artists. Do you guys want any of that money, or can I just have that? What's going on here? What's this call about?

At $45, I'm happy for you to keep it, I think. Yeah, put it towards your golf membership. Okay. All right, that's mine That's mine now Alright Alright Ben Good to chat Ben

Thanks mate Talk to you later That bastard Taking our money All these years I know He's scooter brawning us He's scooter brawning us

Yeah Where's the new Taylor Swift That son of a bitch Great tune Add it to your playlist now Love to see what our Spotify rap looks like next year That's the end of the show We are out of here

Brie is on her way to the airport She's flying to Australia For her brother's wedding Gotta get my MC notes together I've never MC'd a wedding Have you not? Nah, my first one It's fun It's fun because you can drink.

Yeah, but I feel like I can't drink too much because you don't want a sloppy MC, do you? You don't want the MC to get up there and go Right everyone. You need to keep pace with the crowd. Welcome to the stage for the first time Mr and Mrs. No, you're right. You don't want that. No, you don't want that. That's a bad time. Fun though. Yeah, we'll be fun. I'm just excited to see my family. We get to hang out

tomorrow all together and then fly back Sunday, baby Sisters already married Sisters already married Brothers getting married Brothers getting married All pressures on you now Nah, the money's all gone

They're like, Brie, if you could delay getting married It should be quite helpful We have no money left Whatever you're doing Have a great night Have a great weekend, everybody And we'll catch you back on Monday on The Brian Clint Show. Bye.

Bye-bye.