ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 1st December 2025

Episode Date: December 1, 2025

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You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZDM's Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZDM's Brie and Clint, thanks to the KFC hacker, a $499 snack box, 999 lunchbox, or two zingers for just $14.99. Woo! I know you need me up. ZM's Brie and Clint. I change your life if you just leave on me tonight. Good, everybody.

Welcome to the show with Brie and Clint on the 1st of December. Oh. You're allowed to put your Christmas tree up now. Yeah, absolutely. First of December is go time, baby. I put mine up two weekends ago. Did you? Yeah. But I bet it's a faky.

It is a faky. Yeah. What's they got to do with it? Well, you can't really, you can't put up a real Christmas tree. I can do whatever I want. And so can you, if you're listening, by the way. It'll be dead as a doornail by Christmas Day. I like those people who have decided they're going to grow their own Christmas tree,

and it's in like a bucket. And they bring it inside every year. And then it spends the rest of the year, outside. And we did this when we were kids too. I've never seen one of those trees look healthy. Yeah, because it's a pine tree living in a bucket. In a bucket, yeah, yeah. That's why. It's not meant to live in a bucket. I saw Art and Matilda abandoned their bucket tree this year. Because I've always had one and I get the idea because it grows with you and it's good for the environment and that kind of thing. And then Matilda this year was like, we get a plastic

tree and I've never been happier. Finally, something that that couple isn't good at. Growing a tree in a bucket. Hey, fun show on the way for you guys today, and we're going to kick things off for Trady versus Lady. The ladies are four points behind the tradies who have cracked the 100 mark. Oh, yeah, that's right. The Trady's got it done last week.

Who's got it to open the bidding this week? 50 bucks up for grabs. 15 Tradie versus ladies left for the year. Oh, yeah. So any ones? Still any ones. Yeah, definitely still any ones. Oh, 800.

You could go back and forth yet. Dial Z-M right now if you want to play. Play Z&M's Brie and Clint. It's Trady versus Lady. Three, two, one. Let's go. Yes, we're getting down into the very last games of the year, actually. 15 to go.

The Trades are on 100 wins for the year. The ladies on 96. Them shundered some math on how far it could go before it was unassailable. But I can't work that out today because it's still, sailable. Our lady is in Wided Upper. She's 31 and she got a 100% hit rate when she played Tradyverse Lady last time. Welcome to the show Bailey. Hi, Bailey. Hello. So is this your first time playing on air? No, she can. Okay, and you won the first time, obviously. Yeah. Okay, the ladies need somebody like you right now. You will be taking on our Trady from Invicargle. He's 32 and he is a big fan of Christmas. Welcome to the show. Leonard. Hi, Lennon. Gerey. I bet you wish your name was Noel.

Huh. Oh, come on, Lennon. That is a good joke for someone like you. Hey, Bree and I learned about the, speaking of Mbikagel and Christmas. Oh, yeah. The jelly wrestling that happens every Christmas Eve at the Waikui Tavern. Do you love Christmas that much, Lenin?

Oh, I don't know. Probably a bit old for that sort of carry on. What, 32? Definitely. You know, it's already said you like a truck. Oh, I see, yeah, yeah. Okay. Lennon, your buzzer is Trady.

Bailey, your buzzer is lady. The first two, three correct answers, gets $50 cash, thanks to KFC. Good luck. Here we go, question number one. In the Christmas movie, Home Alone, which character gets left behind whilst the, yes, Lennon? Kevin.

Kevin. Last name? Kevin. Kevin. Have you got his last? Kevin McAllister, well done. Yeah, Kevin McAllister is correct. Was that a deal breaker if Lennon didn't know the last name?

Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I'm going to say it was. But that's okay because he got it anyway. One to the Trades. Question number two. Auckland FC suffered their first loss of the season on the weekend. What color strip did the AFC wear?

Trady. Yes, Lennon. Blue? Blue? Yeah, we'll take blue. Blue with a bit of black. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Two to the Trades. You need this one Bailey to start. in it. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Lennon for the win. Lois Capaldi. Wow. I thought you were going to get his special song.

Noel, Noel. Noel. Is that a religious song? Len is the king of me. trade you versus laid the hell Claudia's giving us to wrap it up well done Lennon you're the winner Lovely

ZDM's Brie and Clint Podcast Have you got any Bitcoin Brey? Oh my brother told me for years and years Buy Bitcoin and I could never figure out how to do it Nah So I didn't yeah did you I bought some in lockdown But I don't know how to get into my wallet

So I didn't buy much though Like it wouldn't be really worth anything Is what I need to tell myself Because I can't get into my wallet But this story did give me hope over the weekend Hamish and Andy Their legendary Australian radio show They revealed over the weekend

That they have successfully recovered Two whole lost Bitcoin To complete Bitcoin What do you mean they recovered it? So they bought Bitcoin 11 years ago in 2014 for $900 each

and then they wanted to sell them when they got to $1,400. They went, wow, we've made $1,000. We should sell these Bitcoin. But the guy in charge of their Bitcoin wallet, their web guy, so their version of Ella,

for example, was in charge of the wallet and he lost the password to their Bitcoin. What? And he didn't give it to anyone else? No, I didn't give it to anyone else. Oh, what an idiot. Well, do you want them to give it to anyone else?

Yeah, to Hamish or Andy. Do you want, oh, right, okay. Like, at least give it to those two boys. Ella, if we had two Bitcoin, would you feel like you, would you, would you trust yourself with the password? Yeah, it would be fine. I just put it in my phone app, my notes. Oh, yeah, okay.

Um, last pass is a thing. Yeah. I'm not sure if you understand how much these are worth. I'll ask you again once you realize how much they're worth. If we're ever buying Bitcoin in the future, you're giving the password, to everyone that works on this show. Might just take us. You've got to keep the circle tight though.

You've got to keep it tight. Anyway, they paid $900 a Bitcoin and then lost the password for 11 years. They have just paid a hacker to get their password back. Right. And he's been successful. He's recovered Bitcoin. Each of those Bitcoin are now worth around $150,000.

They paid $900. Oh, my God. They're now worth $150,000. The web guy turns out actually a genius. It's like an involuntary savings plan. Because they would have sold it at $1,400. They've sold it at $1,400. But they couldn't get into it to sell it, so now it's worth $150,000 each.

So Ella, just to revisit, those two Bitcoin are worth $300,000. Nice. You still want to be in charge of the password? Yeah, I'm going to take it, quit, save up for 11 years and not tell you guys. Okay, note to self. Never leave Ella in charge of our Bitcoin. Are we buying Bitcoin? Can we buy the monkey posters?

There are $150,000 now the Bitcoin. Yeah, we don't have $150,000. We don't have $150. Yeah, never mind. We're just called Tiger King instead. Yeah, we're spending a lot of money on the big Tiger King interview. Yeah, that's coming, by the way. Can you imagine the relief of getting that password back, what that would feel like, 11 years later?

There was that story about that guy, same thing, bought Bitcoin when it was really cheap. And they said that they reckoned he had about $22 million in Bitcoin, but he couldn't get into his account. No, he couldn't access them. I think he ended up locking himself out of the account and then there was no way of getting back into the account. Which is where Bitcoin is almost definitely a scam. Like... What do you mean? call me old school but if I can't take it out of the bank

I don't feel like it's real but I want to ask people like that feeling of getting your password back we want to know the thing that you've lost the password to to the pin code to the key the combination maybe it's a padlock that's locked something up I don't know is there something that you just cannot figure out how to get back into and what's inside that thing Have you ever forgotten a password or a code?

I literally can't get into my Bitcoin. I'm trying to get into it right now. Oh. So I don't know what the password is for my... Oh, here we go. For my... Oh, I don't want to say it because you'll go and visit it again. No, go on.

My LinkedIn account. Oh, I love your LinkedIn. Hold on. Yeah, so I can't update my LinkedIn account. Hold on. Let me just have a little quick visit. Clint Roberts. It's such a...

I mean, why would you... There's nothing to change. on your LinkedIn account. The pitch is great. It says about experienced radio personality with a large profile currently hosting the top rating drive show. Oh, you need to change that. We'd update that.

Yeah, no, update. Anyway, it's not about me. It's about you. What's the thing that you don't know the password to? And you're locked out of, maybe for life. Got it. And do you want Brian and I to have a guess at the password for you? Yeah, we'll give it to whom.

Dead is Franklin. Hamish and Andy have managed to get their two Bitcoin back after 11 years. It has appreciated, I can't even work out the math. They paid $900 for it, couldn't access it for 11 years, and now they're worth $150,000 each. It's lucky because they both were running out of money. So couldn't have come in a better time. Andy needed more money to top up his house reno budget

for that gigantic old mansion. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So two Bitcoin will help with that. That'll be like half the roof. Exactly. Something like that. Yeah. So we're asking, what is the thing that you're locked out of?

What can you not find the password for? This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. How are you going? So we've got a great security system on our house that my husband bought. Excellent. But someone forgot the password and it wasn't me.

I think it won't work, but when we go on holiday, we can't see if anyone's being shady. our house. You can't access the great cameras that are installed. And we can't access the support because he bought them while he was overseas. Oh my God. No. Have you had an expert in to look at them?

Or is your husband like, no, don't do that. I'll figure it out. Yeah, the latter. Yeah. Yeah, right. You know how it goes, Clint. Yeah. You could get, because I'm assuming you can see the security cameras from the monitor at home.

Is that right? Yes. Yeah. So what you could do is you could. buy another security camera and point that at the monitor and then you log into the security camera security camera and then you can

look at what's happening on that security camera honestly that's better than any of my husband's suggestions let's be real just having the security cameras there does half the work for you. Why? Hopefully. You know like people see them and they go all oh yeah like I'm pretty sure

true so just put it some fake security cameras my mum has fake ones and I'm like mum are these connected to anything? It's not even a cord running from them. Thanks, not a miscarat call. We asked what are you locked out of? Someone said, my teenage son's iPhone. He caught me on it, snooping on him one time.

He changed his password and now I'll never be able to get back onto it. Yeah. I feel like, yeah. It's kind of fair. I wonder how old, like when you say teenage, like is he 18? Yeah, that's different. Because I feel like if he's 18, leave him alone. But if he's 14.

Yeah, then you kind of. give me the password and he goes no so then you go okay give me the phone you don't get either and what's the cut off age for that oh that's that's tough um this one's interesting it says my snapchat um my eyes only folder i haven't been able to get into that for 10 years and i know there's stuff in there that i'd love to see oh say less i wonder what's in there so long as no one else can access it i think you'll be okay. We ask what's the thing you don't have the password for? Someone, oh no, not that one.

Let's call that an adult subscription. Yeah, an adult subscription, premium. They've forgotten the password. I hope you don't need the password to cancel the subscription. Otherwise, you're just going to be paying for that subscription for ages. And how embarrassing to call the adult content website helpline and be like, help me. It can't roll over for another year. Please.

Unlocked out of my original Facebook page that I made as a miner back in 2009. I've disabled it, but I know there are some precious photos of me in there that I'd love to get. Yeah, I'd like to get back into my Bebo page. If nothing, but else, but to scrub it from the internet.

Yeah, that's what I was trying to do with my MySpace page. Remember? Yes, I do remember. And I couldn't remember the password. And then you guys took all the photos that I was trying to delete and put them all over our brain Clint Facebook

account. Were you guys here, Claudia, when that happened? When we uploaded Bree's... She would never. Genuinely, genuinely, I was fuming. They still somewhere I can find them? They will be. And I'll tell you, Claudia, there were three pictures that

didn't get uploaded because Bree said we weren't allowed to. Yeah. I banned them from... So even if you can find them on our Facebook page, know that there is, again, a premium subscription for my eyes only. No, I wiped them from the internet. Oh, God.

I tried selling feet picks on Fun Withfeet.com. I can't log into it anymore to cancel my membership. Loll. I wonder if that's going to come up on your credit check. When you go and get a, when you go for a mortgage, the bank's going to go, it says here that you have an active subscription for Fun Withfeet.com. No, they're selling picks.

They're not buying picks. Oh, true. They're in the clear. Income earning. The bank's actually pro that, aren't they? Yeah, they are. Yeah. They'll push you to do more of it.

We're pleased to say your mortgage has been approved. Thanks to your income from Fun Withfeet.com. Welcome on board. ZD.M.'s Bray and Clint. I asked you before, who is the Big Bang Theory character who got the spin-off show after that show ended. God, we got a lot of text messages. So many text messages.

Turns out people know the Big Bang Theory. Turns out everyone loves Big Bang Theory except for Bray. Apart from Ella, Ella learned about the Big Bang. theory this year. No, that was more of a Christian thing. Oh, that was the actual theory, not the TV show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's different. I thought it was the show.

Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no. Ella watches the big creation theory. Oh, mm. That's her show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The winner, that's a great show. Her favorite character is Adam. Sorry, guys, the winner's Brittany.

She correctly picks Shelton as the character. Good on, yeah, Brittany. Who got the Young Sheldon show. Yes. So Sheldon. Sheldon? Sheldon. Sheldon.

Blake. Thanks, Neon. This is the tea. Beauty influencer and YouTuber James Charles, which you don't really know who that is, do you? No. But super popular. I got millions and millions of followers,

had controversies over the years. But anyway, He's in Australia at the moment promoting his makeup company called Painted. Okay. He's on the Gold Coast. He's having dinners. He's going around delivering items to people. Anyway, one of the things he's done is he has visited a Bunnings Warehouse and he's

tried a sausage sizzle for the first time because that's what everyone told him to do. A Bunning Snag. A Bunning Snag. And here was his review. I'm in Australia. I've been told I need to try a Bunnings Saucing. Sizzle. Wait, that's literally it?

It's just that little green tent? That's it? I don't understand why they're selling sausages at, like, a hardware store. So I'm just going to prepare this like I would a hot dog in America with a bit of ketchup. I'll do some mustard, too. Here we go.

It's literally just a hot dog. Honestly, it's pretty good. I wish the bread was thicker. Honestly, sausage sizzle, solid 10 out of 10 for me. Nah, he's lying. He's lying. And no offense to Bunnings, great people, but the sausage sizzle is not the one.

Something I noticed, though. because he's in Australia getting the sausage sizzle at Bunnings. The Aussie Bunnings, they still do real sausages at the sausage sizzle. Oh, that could be the difference. Yeah. Because I love a sausage sizzle. Me too. I can't handle the dusty, pre-cooked fake sausage sausage sizzles that they have to do for help and safety reasons these days.

No, I don't give a crap about health and safety. Get rid of those awful sizzler sausages. They're awful. I got to get it because it's like a seat. Why is he doing it? Why are they doing it? You never know it's being cooked by. What does the Wightakery Under 12 Netball Girls team know about food hygiene, you know?

That's why they have to be pre-cooked sausages. For how many years was it fine? And then we wrap everyone in bubble wrap and oh, you're never going to get food poisoning. Like, get over it. Let's just take the risk. James Charles is a liar, though. No one has ever given a bunning sausage sizzle 10 out of 10. Not when you have those bloody pre-cooked sizzler sausages.

As a three, at most being nice. Tab to make ZM your number one preset on our free IHart app. ZM's Bree and Clint. This is right you. Jeez, people not happy at Bree for saying that Bunnings Warehouse uses a Sizzler sausage. You don't mean a Sizzler, do you? You just mean a pre-cooked shitter. A pre-cooked crappy sausage.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, what is Sizzler a brand name? Sizzler is a brand. Of the pre-cooked sausage. The Hutton's Sizzler. Yeah, right. I don't mind a Sizzler. A Sizzler's got its place, you know?

Don't lie. Where's its place? In the bin? No, in my mouth. Where? Okay, you tell me. The double cheese ones? You tell me.

No, Claudia, come through, Claudia, yeah. Claudia? I haven't had one in a while, but I do remember loving this. I don't know if you're technically allowed to call them sausages or something. No, just like a meat to stick. You tell me the time and place where they have their place. You tell me. We're here right now.

Sizzler in my mouth. I'm going to, okay, tomorrow, Claudia. I'm not a sausage elitist like you. Tomorrow, we're going to go buy a 12 pack of pre-cooked sausages and Clint's going to eat every single one of them. I'm going to be, it's going to be a Clint's sausage fest in here tomorrow. I'm not eating 12. No, I'm not eating 12.

I don't have a death wish. How many would you eat? You said you loved it. I want to live till Christmas. Anyway, we understand what you mean. We'll take, no, we'll take eight. Eight's our final offer. What's in it for me?

Eight Sizzlers. You enjoying your favorite type of sausage, like you've just been saying. All right. Yes. Six. I'll do six. And you know the best part, we don't even have to heat them up because they're pre-cooked. No, you bring a barbecue in, thank you very much.

No, they're pre-cooked. They're safe to eat. You sizzle my sizzler. Right from the bag. Z&M's Bree and Clint podcast. Someone said, you said, Bree, you said, tell me what the, because I said sizzlers have their place. Pre-cooked sausages. And you said, what's their place?

Yeah, you couldn't tell me. No, someone's just text in. I said, camping. Yeah. That's a great answer, actually, so well done. A normal sausage has its place camping as well. No, where are you going to keep that refrigerated? Are you telling me you don't have to keep pre-cooked sausages refrigerated?

I actually don't know the answer to that. I don't camp, so. There's your sign. There's your sign. It's not a good sign if they don't have to. be refrigerated. All right, you're the sausage queen. You know everything about sausages.

Hey, if you want to be the sausage king. No, that's not the name I want. We can call you the sausage king if you want. Get a little crown made of sausages. Hey, I've got a great room read to tell you guys about. Someone's written on Reddit, they wrote, Am I the asshole for connecting the air pod after my niece swallowed it to see if it would play in her stomach.

I think that's a good shout. Let me read you the details. When my three-year-old niece swallowed my sister's left air pod, everyone started worrying right away. I was trying to lighten the situation. So I connected the air pod to my phone and I put my ear on her stomach to check if I could hear it. Surprisingly, I actually did hear a little sound coming from inside her.

Which made the moment a bit funnier for me I need to know And please tell me it has on there what song it was It doesn't unfortunately But there's a yeah Because I feel like that would make your break it for me Well being a great DJ is all about picking the right song for the moment isn't it Yeah

So what is the song? What is the song to play on the ear pod inside the three year old Yeah Something from Inside Out soundtrack? Yeah, that would be good I want to know if You know how you put your phone in a bowl And it amplifies the sound

If the airport is playing inside the child If they open their mouth Do they act as a sort of megaphone for the sound as well? I don't think it would No, of course it doesn't They said no one else found it amusing They all looked at me Like I wasn't taking things seriously at all

I was just trying to calm the moon but instead I ended up being the only one laughing while everyone else was stressing out about the air pod inside the three-year-old. Not going to lie, it's pretty funny. It is pretty funny. That is not underestimating the gravity of the situation. But if all the other adults are on to it, what are you supposed to do?

You need someone to lighten the mood. You're obviously going to take it to A&A. They're going to get it sorted. We know there's, don't even text us. We know there's a battery inside the airport. We understand that it's dangerous. Yeah. But can one person...

I didn't realize there was a battery inside the airport, but it makes sense. Of course there is. Yeah, of course, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, battery inside it, yeah. How did you think they worked? I don't know. Just magic.

Yeah. Yeah. What did you think the charging case was for? No, I thought there's a battery in the charging case. Oh, yeah. But not in the airport, but obviously there has to be one at the airport. You haven't been swallowing earpods, have you? I literally during this whole talk break have been thinking,

I wonder if I would be able to swallow an airport. Well, you would? Well, if a three-year-old can do it. If a three-year-old can, you can. But I'm not going to do it and try out because that's, you know, very dangerous. Yeah, yeah. But you will make me eat eight sizzlers uncooked. No, that's safe.

Yeah. That's very safe. Okay. We want to talk about bad room reads this afternoon. And our producer Claudia came to the table with an example straight away, didn't you, Claude? Yeah, such a good one. A friend of ours was at hospital getting, like, back surgery, like, issues with her back sorted. One of our other friends went and visited her and, like, had been standing

up because not a lot of chairs in the room and just went straight in with the oh my back's killing me and then she literally was like oh sorry it's my bat sorry not ideal my back is killing me oh is it? Would you like the bed would you

would you like the bed? I'll get up but you lie down so I pull the epigural out and you can have it shall I go on you look like you're tired I'll never forget my uncle at a family Christmas there was a cousin of mine who was very, very pregnant. I reckon, like, ready to burst any day.

Any day. And we've turned up to this Christmas celebration and my uncle, like, the first thing he said, oh, fatty, fatty bum bum. No, what? Fatty, fanny bum bum. What? What?

Don't eat all the Christmas lunch now, fatty, fatty bum bum. What? And then she, it took all the oxygen out of the air. You could tell she was not having it. and I think someone has been like, hey, don't say anything. And then he had a few drinks, didn't he? Later on in the day. I think you say it louder.

I think you say in front of her so she can hear, hey, don't say that to anyone. Let alone the heavily pregnant hormonal expectant mother. He took it on board and then he was about six beers deep into Christmas Day. Oh, come here, Fadi, Fadi, Fadi, At least he could blame that one on the beers, you know, the first one, inexcusable. The ZM Podcast Network. Interestingly, no one willing to come on and talk about these, but we can read them out, that's okay.

Someone said, I was taking a patient back to their room from radiology. The patient had a head trauma. She was telling me about her grandkids, and I was asking if they were into sport. She said, yep, they play football. And I said, oh, that's great. At least it's not rugby, that way they'll avoid all the head trauma. RIP, they're right. Oh, God.

RIP to them, I'm assuming. RIP to, yeah, yeah. Someone texted her and said, we were in a room where someone was dying of terminal cancer. One of my friends said out loud, oh, this soccer team will be the death of me. Not ideal. Not ideal.

I work behind the front counter on lost property. And when I was starting out, I often said to people who were looking for their phone, hey, just leave us your phone number. So if it shows up, we can call you. Now I ask for email. Yeah, good idea. Yeah, good idea.

Someone said when I was... Sorry, leave my what? Leave my phone number. How are you going to call me? Yeah, well, we need to get hold of you if we find your phone. So we'll ring you. Yeah, that is an issue. Someone said, when I was pregnant with my daughter, the bank teller said,

asked me if I was having twins. I said no. And in fact, my daughter was very small For how far and long I was My OB was talking about taking the baby out early Because she was so small Don't ever ask Don't ever ask

Don't ever ask if someone is having twins Let them tell you Don't ever ask if a person is having a baby Even if it looks like they're crowning And they're dilated 12 centimetres Don't ever assume they're pregnant Oh, not even then No.

Right. No. I thought if they were doing the... No. I feel like, I thought that was appropriate to go. No. Do you know what you're having? Still not safe.

Not even then. No. Okay, good to know. My brother-in-law was dying and when I went in to see him, I said, how you're feeling today? Oh, yeah. That's one of those ones when you get nervous and you don't know what to say. Mm-hmm. You know?

Yeah. It's like people who say you go to the funeral and you see family and you're like, how are you? Or, good to see you. And they're like, is it? Yeah, I always say the same thing. Yeah, what do you say? In that circumstance, I always say the same thing. What?

Oh, shit, now I forget. Oh, I'm panicking. Yeah, see? And you're under pressure. It's in the moment. Yeah, you can't say so good to see you. No, because it's not. I think you just say sorry for your loss.

Yeah. And a hug. Follow it. Sorry for your loss. Hug. Get out of there. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. What are some of the other things you could say? Sorry for your loss. You could just say, you could just say hi. Yeah. Hi. Hi.

Yeah, but how weird? Ready? Okay. Hi. It doesn't work. Yeah, yeah. Doesn't work. Okay, I'll come up and see you.

Okay, yeah. I've got one. All right. So it's a funeral of a family member of mine. Right. And you were a guest at the funeral. Do you have guests at a funeral? Yeah.

You're coming. Yeah. Oh, God. No, I'm getting nervous. Okay. Yeah, yeah, okay. Hi, Brie. Hi, have you tried the egg salad sandwiches?

They are dumb. I think that's that, yeah. Those things slap. Four of them suck them down with asparagus rolls. The asparagus rolls absolutely belting. It's ZAM's Breinclint podcast. We were just talking about bad room reads before, and this text through came in late, and it says, my grandfather was in a private hospital for end of life care.

I was going to stay the night with him. My uncle was also with him, so my sister and I went to get some takeaways. We arrived back 20 minutes later. The person at the front desk asked if I wanted to eat in the staff room. My grandfather was unconscious, so I said, no, it's okay. He won't eat much. That's when the staff member said to me, you know he's dead, right? Oh.

Oh. We did not. Oh. Oh. That's not on you. That's on the staff member. That's not how you tell them. Because if he was alive 20 minutes ago,

that's not how you... Although, you would kind of enjoy the awkwardness a bit as the staff member. Well, what do you say? You're like, no, we didn't know that. And then the staff, he's like, just kidding. That's not funny either. Not funny.

That's not funny either. Not funny at all. Nah, he won't eat much. No, he won't. He's dead. He'll eat nothing. All you can do in certain situations is laugh. Yeah.

You know? Yeah. That's all you can do. Yeah. And eat. And eat. You're like, yeah, I actually will eat in the staff room. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But weird now. Yeah, a bit weird to go into my grandfather's room now. Have a smash burger in front of him. His favourite. We're going to do a game of how many next, where you can win, what are we winning this week, Claudia? KFC? Yeah, KFC.

50 KFC chicken dollars. Boom. If it sounds appropriate of what we've just been talking about. To enjoy with whoever, wherever you like. If that's with your dead grandfather, that is up to you.

It's completely up to you. A ZM's Breinclin podcast. How many? How many? How many? How many? That's a good amount. This is how many. The game you win if you have the most something you get to pick.

person that you go head to head with. And today, getting that opportunity is you, Jane. Hi, Jane. Kilda, how are you? We are well. There's 50 KFC chicken dollars on the line today, Jane. If you've got the most something. Okay.

Okay. All right. We're ready to find out what that something is today. Who's got that? Ella. I do. Today's topic, how many keys are on your key ring? I like it.

Okay. Jane, you go first and then you get to pick the member of the Bree and Clint team that you want to go head to head with. So first we need to know how many keys you're rocking on your key ring. Okay, I've got eight. Eight! Wow! Eight! Yeah, that's a lot. I don't even know what they're all for.

Are you a janitor? Oh no, but I should be, shouldn't I? Yeah, yeah. I'll just try them to see what I can open. Okay. Eight. I've seen this movie. Oh, yeah? Goodwill hunting. Good movie! And not about whales.

No. Literally thought it was about hunting whales. Turns out it's not. Are you confusing it with Free Willy? That's good Willie hunting. Also, don't look up that movie on the work Wi-Fi. And don't look up Goodwill Humping either. Oh, okay.

That's different. Oh, my goodness. Jane, who are you going to go head to head with? Bree, Clint, Claudia or Ella? You want to have more. So you've got to pick the person that you think has less than eight keys on their key ring. Okay. And my son has advised me to go with Ella.

Ella. Even though she's young She does have a driver's license I'll just let you know that, Jane Okay, for now Okay, good for now Okay If you had chosen me, Jane

You would have won I have one key on my key ring Oh man It's just my car key Literally one key Yep I feel like that's rubbing salt in the wound I didn't choose you

I know, I know Jane you also Would have won if you chose me Because I've got four Oh man This is maybe my Maybe my son misadvise me. No, well, you never know, Jane.

None of us have come close to eight yet. No, Claudia. Claudia. Jane, you also would have won if you chose me because I also only have one. One. Got a lot of decorations, but only one. She's got five dingily danglies, but only one key.

All right, Jane. Come on, Ella. Moment of truth. Jane, the janitor. Do you have more keys than Ella? Ella? I have... Zero keys

I wrote none You don't even have keys What about house keys Leave the door open Are you being serious You don't have keys And if I do drive the car Which isn't often

I'm not allowed on the road really Then sure one But like But you'll use your husband's key Did you hear? What did Jane say? You've definitely picked the right person And you've won the 50 KFC chicken dollars

Well done mate Fantastic, thank you No worries at all. Woo! Because it's like a Gen Z thing, like how you guys don't have wallets. You don't have keys either. Yeah, I don't know. I just don't need it nowadays.

That was literally my son's reason. He said she's a Gen Zet. She won't have keys. Yeah. Isn't that interesting? Yeah, yeah. And he's in Levin, so he shows insight from a young age. They don't have keys, wallets or houses.

Yeah. None of the things. None of the things. Maybe not the houses, but lots of things. Yeah. Yeah. And did you hear Ella's solution for not. having house keys?

Just leave the door open. You just kick it down when we're entering home. I love it. Play ZDEM's Bree and Clint. About a week ago, Bree gave us the tip that you can help break your phone addiction by switching the phone to grey scale, making it the screen black and white.

Yeah, it makes it real boring. Makes it real boring. We believe it takes out most of the dopamine rush that the phone gives you. It's just the general attractiveness of it, right? It makes it harder to use. which makes it less engaging. And we all did it.

We all gave it a go. Our producer Claudia lasted less than one day with it. She didn't even make it to the 24-hour mark. You said, what did you say? You think it was driving you psychotic. It's sending me into a psychosis. That's right. Those were the words.

Yeah. Which doesn't seem over the top at all. I didn't enjoy it. Drama queen. Our producer Ella was the next off the bandwagon for work purposes, right? No, I actually continued, although the photos were bad because they were black and white for ages. Yeah. This weekend, I changed it.

back to colour because I wanted to watch Big Brother on my phone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fair. Yeah, priorities. That's fair. And I can't go back again. I felt that's okay. And then you can put it back on black and white. Because you haven't put your TV on black and white, have you? No. And if your phone is your TV, I feel like that's okay.

Are you back to black and white now? No, I hated it. Oh, okay. It was horrible. You saw the world in colour again and you're like, this is for me. Yep. Okay, she's out. Yeah.

Well, I did, look, I did about two weeks. That's good. and I genuinely thought yesterday I was like I think having this on my phone it's making my vision go weird Right okay My real life vision I felt like there was no colour

In my everyday life anymore I mean yesterday was very overcast here in Auckland Because I would have thought that taking the colour off your phone I thought the idea would be to make the rest of the world seem more vibrant That's what I thought. Yeah. But everything just looked grey. Right.

And so I changed it back yesterday. So you're back. Yeah. Well, two weeks is good though. Took my eyes a long time to readjust. Yeah, yeah. Back to the full colour. It was trippy.

I want to know the signs behind it. It was like I'd been eating food without sugar for two weeks and then all of a sudden I had sugar again. Is that our next challenge? No. No sugar. I am still black and white. and I have some stats in today.

You know how your phone sends you that well-being report each week of your screen time and stuff like that? Yeah. So seven days of black and white for me. Yeah. And my app has let me know that I have used my phone for 51 minutes less in the last seven days. I want to check mine. It's pretty good.

Yeah, I mean, when you break it down over seven, it's less than 10 minutes a day. What is it, 51 minutes across a week? Across the whole week, yeah. Oh. I have used Instagram, because that's my big one is Instagram. Having it in black and white, I've used Instagram for 15 minutes less per day. It's just one trip to the bathroom. I know.

Maybe you should just try that. Don't take your phone at the bathroom. Yeah, or just delete Instagram for the week. If you want. No rash decisions here, Clay. Oh, yeah. Chill out, guys. What if you forget your password?

You can't get back in. Oh, no. Can we have it instead? Can we run your Instagram account? You have to come to us if you want something posted. Good idea. Nice. No, I think I'd rather be addicted to my phone than that.

I'll be the cat in your cat videos and Bree can make me meow. And I'll reply to your DMs. It might take a while. See, now that, I want to be a part of that. And I'm going to give it another week. Are you? I'm going to try and give it another week. But properly try this time.

What do you mean properly try? Yeah, you've got a button on your home screen that allows you to go to color to grey scale with the touch of a button. You can't have both, Clint. You have to choose. know that you've been going back and forth. Don't sit here and say to us that you have it. I am 51 minutes better than everybody in the room.

Yep, sure. Whatever. Suck on that. I'm not addicted like you guys. I want to talk about Spider-Man. I want to talk about Spider-Man. Spider-Man. We've talked a lot about Spider-Man over the years on this show.

the three different Spider-Man's, which one you like, meaning we can pick what generation you're from? Yeah, obviously, yeah. It's pretty obvious. But I found this interesting article talking about the three different Spider-Man's

over the years, Toby McGuire. Spider-min? Spider-Men? Spider-Man? Spider-Men? Aren't they? Yeah, but there's only one Spider-Man. Oh, okay.

So three Spider-Man's. Three Spider-Men's. Well, unless I'm... I mean you count the last movie where they were all there together. Yeah, true. But there's, of course, Toby McGuire, Andrew Garfield, and the latest one, Tom Holland. You and I, big Toby McGuire fans. We're Team Toby.

We're Team Toby. Producer Ella, she is an Andrew Garfield fan. Don't know why. That's rude. She is the Andrew Garfield fan. She says he's the best Spider-Man by far. Okay, calm down. Did he get more than one movie?

I believe he got two. Oh, yeah. And it was a push. Guys, are you trying to roll me up? Tom Holland is also one of my faves. I love Tom Holland. Tom Holland's all good with us. What's wrong with Andrew Garfield?

He's top three, guys. Oh, he's definitely top three. He's in the top three Spider-Man's. Yeah. Say it. Why do you not like Andrew Garfield? I just didn't think he was a very good Spider-Bing. It's just a vibe thing, Ella.

Chill out, okay. I prefer Toby McGar. Guire and Tom Holland. And when you hear this, maybe you'll see why. I've read this article, which was talking about how much each of them got paid during their time as Spider-Man. Yeah, okay. So, who do we think out of the three got paid the most for all of their Spider-Man duties? I think Tom Holland.

I think he is in the Marvel era and they've just got that thing on steroids. and he's been in so many films as Spider-Man. So I think Tom Holland. Great. Let's start with Tom Holland, because I've done a breakdown. So Tom Holland's first movie as Spider-Man was Avengers Civil War. Yeah. And he got paid $1.5 million.

He then was in Avengers' Infinity War. He got paid $3 million. Wow. He then was in Avengers' end game. He got paid $3 million. He then was in Far From Home. which is just a Spider-Man movie got paid $4 million for that

then he was in Spider-Man No Way Home and he got paid $10 million for a total of around $21.5 million Wow and then it'd go a long way for a man like Tom Holland because he can buy the kids version

of shoes and pants and stuff so he saves even more money he's got all that money and then he saves even you know what I mean? Let's go the next latest doesn't eat as much either Spider-Rin as jeans him Spider-Man, Andrew Garfield, Ella's favourite.

Spider-Man 1 was his first Spider-Man movie. He got paid half a million. How much? How much? Half a million. He was then in Amazing Spider-Man, two. He got paid $1 million for that. And then he made the cameo in Tom Holland's Spider-Man movie No Way Home, and he got paid a million for that. That's it.

So 2.5 million for Andrew Garfield. And let's talk. Last Spider-Man, the original, the O.G. Toby McGuire. Spider-Man, his first movie, $4 million. He then was in Spider-Man 2. He got paid $17.5 million. Wow. Wait, plus he managed to negotiate 5% of the box office sales. Go, Toby. Which was $39 million. So he got paid $56.5 million for that one Spider-Man movie.

He then was in Spider-Man 3. That was his third film. He got paid $15.5.5 million. He got paid $56.5 million for that one Spider-Man movie. He got paid $15 million, plus he negotiated 7.5% of box office sales, which ended up up being $55 million. Oh, my God. So we got paid $70 million. And then he also made a cameo in Tom Holland's No Way Home Spider-Man. He got paid a million for that. He did that for free by that stage.

So he made $131 million across his Spider-Man duties. That explains at all. That's why we haven't seen him in anything else. Because he doesn't have to do anything else. He literally can't be bothered. He's clocked it. Wow, that settles it then. Toby McGuire won?

He's the greatest Spider-Man. Tom Holland, two. Andrew Garfield, top three. Top three. Yeah, top three. Whatever helps you sleep at night. I don't know if that's the right context for that. Something happened to me on the weekend

that made me stop in my tracks and go, wow, my family's a bit bogan. and it was at my partner's friend's birthday party where it was a good time. People were having a few drinks and my partner decides to retell a story that she had heard this week from my mother. Okay.

So the story was essentially, and I'm not going to tell it as good as my mum, but essentially my dad and my mum, I guess they own it together, have a Nissan skyline. I think it's an R-33 GTR, Godzilla, for the car people listening. For the skyline connoisseurs amongst us.

It's in Midnight Purple or Harlequin Purple. It's a very rare colour. The car is a very rare car. Yeah, it's a special skyline. It's a special skyline. It's not a regular skyline, it's a special skyline. According to my mum, she believes there was only 600 of them in the world made. So it's very rare.

and it's an investment piece literally if you've heard my dad talk about it he talks about it as an investment piece anyway my cousin was having his graduation his year 12 graduation last weekend and he has asked my dad if they could drive the skyline like to the gold coast where they live so he could for the graduation go to the graduation in the skyline cool right anyway my mum's sitting here on speakerphone and my partner's there and we're listening to the story and she's like, yeah, you should have seen. We turned up at the school and, you know, all the other kids kept turning up and they would get out of the car and then the whole crowd would cheer.

And then when Stephen drove the skyline up, the car got the biggest cheer out of everyone. Anyway, she goes on and on about this car and then apparently there was some guy standing there. My mum's lent over and was like, are you looking at that skyline? And apparently this guy was like, yeah. And my mum was like, it's an R34. And he goes, yeah, it is. She's like, it's a GTR. And he goes, yep. And she's like, Godzilla. She goes, that's my car. Anyway, you get the drift. My mom, Tokyo drift. You get my Tokyo drift. My mum was going on and on. Anyway, my partner decides.

to retell this story of my mum talking about this skyline at this barbecue, this birthday we're at. And this one girl turns around to me and goes, shit, I never realise how Bogan your family was, and I was like, yeah, I guess so. Yeah. I guess so. Yeah.

Well, you often don't realise when you're growing up, don't it, do you? Because it's just normal to you. No, but yes, definitely. the car thing rings true in our family. You're from country Queensland, I'd be surprised if you were anything other than a bit Bogan. And I say that as someone from Rotorua. Like very, very, we, as far as investment pieces goes,

we're looking at the same things. Yeah. We're looking at vintage Holden Commodores and Skylines. Well, if you get the ones, some of the last ones that were made in the country. Oh, you don't have to tell me, mate, better than gold. Better than gold The last holden that was made in Australia Now it's worth about half a mill

I had the same experience Retelling some friends when I went to university They were like oh what's your bedroom like at home What's yours like? And I was telling them about how my bedroom was big enough That my dad was able to rebuild one of his motorbikes In my bedroom While I was still living in the bedroom

And they said What he built a motorbike in your bedroom I was like yeah well we don't have power in the garage So that way dad could have the lights on And he could work on the And I thought it was cool I was like I got a motorbike being built

In my bedroom That's every kid's dream But they're like Oh okay That's an interesting place to do it And that's when I was like Oh Yeah maybe we are a bit bogan

More bogan than the average beer Yeah Oh I love it I love being a little bit bogan It's great Someone's asking Breer Is it an R33 or an R34 There's a big difference

Okay I'm gonna have to call my dad And ask What's the different Which one's the more rare one? Um, look, I, I couldn't tell you. I do, because I, I get confused between, but I'll call my, stick around. Yeah, we'll get that detail.

Z-Dames, Brian Clint. To the skyline enthusiasts, Mama Di has been through to clarify the details on the, on the family skyline, or as Bree's dad calls it, Breeze inheritance. Mm-hmm. Well, I reckon my brother's going to get it. Oh, okay. Which I'm pretty upset about. Are you?

I'm like, what do I get? Mm-hmm. And I think I'm going to get the Nissan 270 Z, so I'm all good with that. Yeah, right. Or the Sabaru WRX. All that too. How did you not realize how Bogan you were before this conversation? Yeah.

That's very true. My mum has come through for people wanting to know exactly what skyline it is. It's the R-33 Midnight Purple GTR. Thank you, Mama Di. Only 600 made, apparently, Mama-Dye said. Thank you for clarifying. Z-N-Clinz podcast. Time for a birthday banger.

All I want from my birthday is a birthday danger. Here we go. Number one songs when you turn 16. We'll figure out three and then play our favourite. Kirsty is going to go first. Cut it, Kirsty. Hi, Kirsty. Hi.

How was your weekend, mate? Yeah, awesome. Good to hear. What's your day to birth? It's the 15th of November, 1981. Right, that means you were 16 in 1997. In Kirsty, this is your birthday band. Let me know if my flow be sexy

Oh, Kirsty Do you think I'm sexy? The in-trans remix What do you reckon, Kirsty, do you like it? That's got away and that's awesome. Yeah, that's a bit of fun. Banger, okay, wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Daniel.

Hi, Daniel. Hi, how are you? Good, Daniel, how are you? Yeah, good, thank you. What did you do for your weekend, Daniel? I just went for a surf out at Mirrorways. Oh, lovely. Waves good?

Yeah, beautiful. Excellent, Dan. What is your birthday, mate? The 7th of January, 1994. All right, that means you were 16 in 2010. And on the 7th, Jan, 2010, this was number one. There's a little black box, yeah, somewhere in the ocean, holding all the truth about us.

Stan Walker Black Box. I love Stan Walker. And even though this was his first song, this is still in my top five for Stan Walker. I like this one from Stan too. Do you like it, Dan? Yeah, pretty good. It's a banger.

Absolutely, banger. Which wild black boxes aren't even black. They're orange. On the airplanes. Yeah. Yeah, right? Wild. Because they've got to be able to find them.

Yeah. Black can be the worst color. Uh-huh. Jess is here. Hi, Jess. Hi, Jess. Hello. What do you do for your?

weekend, Jess. Just working. Oh, boo. Hey, what's your birthday, mate? 16th of April, 1986. All right, that means you were 16 in 2002. And, Jess, we've done our calculations. Here's your birthday bang.

It's a soft rock banger from the calling wherever you will go. Do you like it, Jess? I really love it. It's good memories, right? Yeah. Reminds me of the movie Coyote Ugly. I thought it was in that movie. Yeah, yeah.

Okay, wait there, Jess. We've got to choose between in-trans, Stan Walker, and The Calling. I am going to vote for Stan Walker. I like them all. Do you think I'm sexy? Is my pick? Is it really? Yeah.

For a Monday. And you're like my body. And you know it's the remix one, eh? It's not the Rod Stewart one. It makes me want to pick it more. Okay, good. Just checking, just checking. Claudia, you're going to split the vote today.

What's the winner of this week's of Monday's birthday banger? Controversially, I was going to vote for the calling. But actually, Bree, you've just convinced me. I was just going to throw both of your votes out, but I like the energy. Kirsty, you wouldn't believe it. You've won birthday banger. Oh, there's a happy people. What a random song for a birthday banger.

They're loving it. Hopefully you love it too. From 1997, he's in-tance on ZDM. The ZDM Podcast Network. Everybody. La-la-la-la-la. That's the winner of birthday banger. No regrets from me.

For Kirstie, number one in 1997. Yeah. From Entrance. And if you're going, does Entrance have any other hits? Yeah, they remix that Rod Stewart song. They also did that Bee Gees song too. Oh, the start is so good.

This part. Get raw with the feet for all the dance flow. Banger. Actual banger. I'm going nowhere. Hey, God, we might get in touch with Entrance, actually, about the Christmas song. Not an awful idea.

They could remix it for us. Yeah, yeah. If you haven't heard, we're putting together a Bree and Clint Christmas song where you guys are telling us what should be in the song, and we're going to make it. The thing we need to decide, though,

which I feel like is the most important part, is genre. Yeah, the style. of the song This is the real kicker for me whether it's going to be successful or not I've got some thoughts

Me too Okay we'll discuss that next We've collected our subject material We'll nail down the genre For the Bree and Clint Christmas song It's ZAM's Brie and Clint podcast We've decided We're making our own Christmas song

Yeah we've spotted a gap in the market And we thought Let's jump on that Let's plug it Let's create something using your guy's help who listens to this show. You've given us some great content ideas to put in the Christmas song. Some fantastic, very relatable ideas like putting presents on Trade Me on Boxing Day

and dealing with your sister who's come home from university and is all of a sudden vegan and your mum doesn't understand what vegan is. Or all of the aunties for some reason bringing a broccoli salad to Christmas lunch. So good. There's heaps of good stuff. So we will arrange that into some kind of literal. format, we'll deal with that. But the thing is, is that I think

it's the most important part and this is going to make or break the Brie and Clint Christmas song is the genre. I said to you, should we do a cover? So should we... I said, no, we're better than that. Should we parody an existing song so that melody, harmony and chord structure

already exists? We're better than a parody. I don't know that we are, but... I don't know either, but... Like if we could... set it, even to the tune of Chappell Rhone's Good Luck, Babel would give us something to use, like a blueprint.

But we've decided... It's just not as impressive. No, but also it means we don't get to keep 100% of the royalties as the other issue. Yeah. This is the thing. So we need to pick a genre. Yeah. And producer Claude has been working away in the background

pulling different songs, Christmas songs. So I think we can have a listen to some of those now to get an idea of What we like and what we don't like. Is that right, Claude? Exactly right. Okay, song number one.

Kelly Clarkson, can't go wrong. I would say this is classic pop. I'd say this is traditional Christmas pop. Yep. A lot of bells. I quite like it. Yeah. But big drums.

I would say the most saturated genre for Christmas music. Okay, that's one idea. Kelly Clarkson. That's the style we're going with there. Okay. Okay, song number two. Have yourself a merry little Christmas. Classic crooner. Is that what this is

called? Yeah. This is Bouglae. This is Sinatra. This is Dean Martin. This is from now nearly bought one of these at the bakery in the weekend. Did you? Oh no, that was a crow nut. It's a cronat. Deffron. This is a cruna.

Cruner. Not to be confused with a vodka cruiser. This is also quite a common genre for Christmas music, I'd say, but I love it. It works. It's hard for you to get down there, though. I'd be struggling. Like, go on. Make the Yule Tide gay.

Gay. Tight gay. From now. Make it gay. Gay. Maybe we can do it. Okay, genre number three. This is rock and roll.

Little rock and roll Christmas song. Don't hate it. Don't hate it. Elvis also slots into the rock and roll Christmas category. Yes, absolutely. Very successful. Where are we going to get a horn section? Yeah, that's going to be a stretch.

Yeah, okay. Ooh. R&B. Oh, hello. So this is boys to men. See, this is more unusual. It's a bit sexy, isn't it? Broccoli salad

Wanna have your broccoli On my plate Okay, two more So this is DMX This would be if we went gangster rap Hip Hop Christmas I quite like it You know why? Because it stands out

I like it too I feel like we're a bit too Parki ha though Yeah, you're probably right You're probably right. And then comedy would be the last genre, wouldn't it? Grandma got one over by reindeer. You know what I didn't hear in there, but I know there is a big market in this country for it,

is D&B. So I had thoughts on that, because there's a gap in the market for D&B Christmas songs or any kind of EDM Christmas songs. We can try and get it on George FM. Get them to give it a spin. They won't, though. They won't. The problem is the genre is not universally

listenable. You couldn't put it on on Christmas Day and have Grandma enjoy any kind of electronic Christmas song. But I feel like you're underestimating us. You know what is not... What if we did create a D&B song that

Grandma could get down to? You might be the most optimistic person that I've met. There is a genre that is not in there. What is it? that is very popular, that is universally listenable. Yeah. And that's country.

If we did a country Christmas song a la Dolly Parton, even like some of the Miley Cyrus stuff, I feel like country Christmas could be our vibe. Yeah, right. Okay. But I mean, it's a joint effort. I'm open to anything at this point. I'm open.

I'd love people to text through. No, we literally have to make a decision. Should we? We have to write a song by the end of the week. Yeah, right. Cis' Paper Rock. Cicester's Paper Rock. You're going for, what?

Country. And I'm going for Christmas bass. Drum and bass. Christmas, drum and bass. Okay, hold on three. One, two, three, shoot. One, two, three, shoot. Okay.

Okay. Ready? One, two, three, shoot. It's country, baby. Nah, I refute this. I refute it. That's not how it works. Best out of three.

Thought I was. It's ZM's Brinklin podcast. Chat GPT, who's using it? Are we all using it? Quite a lot at the moment, actually. Okay. More and more. For bits and bobs here and there?

Bits and bobs, the odd question. Yep. When I'm driving, I'll use chat GPT a bit and just talk to it. Okay. That makes me sound sad, doesn't it? It sounds real sad. But I can learn things. If I'm curious about something I'll be like.

What are you talking to it about? Um, nothing good. Nothing good. That sounds sinister, doesn't it, girls? You just put on a podcast? cast or something. Why don't you call a real-life person? You can talk to us.

Well, no one answer. You hear people that fall in love with their AI. Speaking of it. It's not like that. It'll be like if I hear something in the news and I want to learn more about that topic. Right. I'll have a bit of back and forth with chat. He's trying to cover his tracks now.

He just listened to news talk or something. I did say to you guys, that's his second choice. My chat, I'm just looking at my chat GPT history. It is absolutely pathetic. My most recent searches were dealing with dog diarrhea. Oh, my, frozen chicken safety, and how to make... Frozen chicken safety. And how to make friends as an adult.

Oh, darling. That was for the show. Which was for the show, but no one else knows that. No one else knows that. I said to you guys, there's a new, like, ad on or this new feature that apparently open AI is bringing to chat GPT. this month according to them and I said

out of all of us I think Clint will be the most excited and from what you've just said I think I am spot on chat GPT is set to enable erotica for verified adults

No what the hell Clint's like Finally What do you mean erotica for adults So So, look, please explain. So essentially, I believe what they mean is you can have...

Talk dirty to it. Yeah. And it will do that back. It will be able, you'll be able to sext with it. Yeah. All that kind of stuff, everything that comes under that umbrella. Pathetic. It's essentially like that movie that Joaquin Phoenix and Scarlett Johansson are in,

where he falls in love. Which is what it will lead to. to. Yeah. People who will do this, I'm trying not to be too judgy, but just remember the term digital footprint because your sexting with a robot will be forever linked to your email address. Or you make a fake account.

They'll still find you. Yeah, it'll come back to find you. It'll still get you. People are worried, obviously, because there are teenagers that use chat GPT and people are saying, how can you guarantee that this part? part of it won't be enabled on, you know, kids' accounts. And there's big fights back and forth where they're trying to say that it won't be. But anyway, apparently that's coming this month.

Oh, joy. So instead of just talking to your chat, GPT, on the way home about dog diarrhea. Hey, sometimes we talk about interest rates, okay? Good time. A ZM's Brinklin podcast. And that's the end of the Brian Clint show. All right, I'm off. Enjoy your night.

We'll see you tomorrow. Bye. Oh, sorry, I was trying to wrap us up. I was like, I don't mind a quick one. It was a bit too quick, was it? Was it too short? This is a bit abrupt, you know? Was it too short?

It's like, you just finished and then they're like, all right, I'll get an Uber. See you later. Play ZM's Brian Clint on Instagram, on Instagram. And live weekdays from three on ZM. Thank you.