ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 1st February 2022

Episode Date: February 1, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network. No, wrong one. Hi everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint Podcast. Happy birthday to you. Come on, join in. Happy birthday to you. No, not you. You can't sing. Happy birthday dear Clint Paul Roberts the third.

Happy birthday to you. Hip hip. Hooray. Hip hip. Hooray. Hip hip. Hooray. Happy birthday to you.

Oh, I love hip hips. So competitive to figure out who's going to do the hip hip. Yeah. Who's going to get in early? Do you want it in Dutch now? Yeah, I'd like it a bit in Dutch. Yep. Longs on the lever, longs on the lever, longs on the lever into Gloria.

Oh, that's nice. Do you want it in Italian? Yep. Tante aguriate, tante aguriate. Wait, is this real? Yeah. Oh, yeah, cool. So you keep going.

Why did you believe Anastasia's but not mine? Ben, can you do it in Lincoln? What's Lincoln? No, it's too niche. It's a small town out of Christchurch where my parents live. What the hell, Anastasia? That was a niche joke for the podcast. The reason I believed Anastasia is...

Her passion. No, I don't know. It's a really good question. Because she volunteered up to do it because I'm just as Italian as she is Dutch

but she has been to the Netherlands but you haven't been to Italy well I've been to the Netherlands regions too we all have

how do they sing happy birthday there you don't want to know they spell it out hey with their tongue oh yeah no How do they sing happy birthday there? You don't want to know. They spell it out, eh? With their tongue. Oh.

Yeah. No. Happy birthday to you. Yeah, thank you very much. I've had a lovely birthday. Oh, are we going to give him the present on the podcast intro? Do you want to? Yeah, why not?

May as well. Let's do it real quick. Why don't you want to? No, I do. Yeah, we can do it. I think it's good enough. Okay. We won't look embarrassed, will we?

Nah, I think it's definitely good enough. He's leaving the room to get it. Is it that big? Bring in the girls! Alright. So do you have another happy birthday you can single in? Nah. Well.

Nah, I don't. I don't know any other languages. I used my Rotorua joke, but she didn't like the Lincoln one. You literally used a suburb in Christchurch. Too niche. You realise this podcast has an international listenership. I mean, people from Lincoln will love it. Oh, my present's here. All right.

First present. It's in Christmas paper. Top. It says top. Top. Yeah, don't spin it. It's in Christmas paper. Top. It says top. Top. Yeah, don't spin it. It's in Santa wrapping. It's all I had.

Don't spin it. Don't spin it. Don't tip it upside down. Oh, I see what you mean. It's in Christmas wrapping. Yeah, it's all I had. Welcome to my world. Will you like Christmas?

I was about to say, you don't like this. Welcome to my world. Okay, moving the top layer We have a record Oh Shapeshifter on vinyl How good I love Shapeshifter Your most played song

It's on here From last year It's on here Oh very thoughtful Yep I saw Shapeshifter so many times At festivals This summer

And it was my favourite every time They're amazing They're so good If you live overseas And you've never heard of Shapeshifter, not Shapeshifters, look up Shapeshifter. What's your favourite song? One, Shapeshifter One.

Closely followed by the one Anastasia was talking about, Lightspeed. And the second one, sorry, is a gift voucher you have from Mitre 10. Whoa, $1,000 gift voucher. Yeah, I mean, we went all out. $100 gift voucher. Even better, keep me grounded. I knew you would get me this.

You've been bloody yapping on about it since last year. I have here the Dan Carter coffee table book, who is, in my opinion... I never ever thought that Dan Carter knew much about coffee tables but he's made a whole book about it Do you want to know something awkward because I had a really strong feeling you guys were going to get me this

Did you? I did. Someone else didn't get it for you No, so this morning Lucy gave me my birthday present my wife and she handed me a and it looked like it was a package exactly the same size as this, exactly the same weight as this. And in my mind, I was like, oh, God, she's got me the Dan Carter book, which I'm happy

about. I'm really happy about that. What happens if the guys have got me the Dan Carter book as well? Shot yourself in the foot. So my plan, I already started planning it straight away in my head. I started planning. I was going to open it, and if it was a Dan Carter book, say thank you, obviously, and then quickly send you guys a photo going

you would never believe what Lucy got me for my birthday. Oh, that'd make us panic. So you guys would have a few hours to go and change the gift. No, no, no. I'm about seven steps ahead of you and text your wife to double check she wasn't going to buy it.

See, that's good producing. And she said, haha, I am absolutely not getting him a Dan Carter book. Love that. Good shit, Lose. Hey, question. We weren't able to, sorry, just quickly. Yeah. We weren't able to get Dan Carter to sign it. No, there is a signature at the back,

but it's not his. Oh, there is a signature at the back. No, there's no signature. Well, no, but it is signed. Is it? We all signed it. Yeah, you just got to find which page. So it's a signed book of Dan Carter. I should just select one page. Did you sign inside the book?

Yeah, there's a secret page in there. You'll find it. Well, now you've devalued it. No, but then you can say, I've got a signed Dan Carter book. It's great. Good stuff. That's a good joke. Which era of Dan did you sign?

No, we actually didn't. We didn't want to deface your book We signed his Parisian Good face Not to make it about me But I'm about to make it about me Question

And this isn't coming from me This is from my partner who asked me over the weekend Dan Carter is the greatest of all time Yeah well I knew that But I just No she who asked me over the weekend. They're like, she goes... DenCat is the greatest of all time. Yeah, well, I knew that, but I just... No, she actually asked me, she was like, when are those beers meant to be coming to our house? Oh, your birthday present. I have an answer for you.

Right, okay. I have an answer for you. Oh, you do? Okay. So Bree's birthday present, we got her a craft beer subscription. Yes. Where they send you different craft beers to your house. So they send you a box of different beers each month.

Every month. Yeah. I emailed them because obviously I was sorting this gift over the weekend and I said, hey, what's going on? And they said...

Because the original plan was to have the first box here to give you and then go, another box is going to arrive each month. Yeah. They are packing them

this week. So Bree will receive the first collection box next week. Sounds like they forgot. So far, not a great subscription service. Sounds like they forgot. So far not a great subscription service.

Sounds like they forgot. They're like oh yeah well funny thing we're just waiting for them to ripen. We're on to that.

The sour beers need fermenting. We had a plan and we are implementing that plan which is next week. Just throw 12 beers in a box.

That's all you guys need to do. Not hard. Anyway yours is coming. Okay. Anyway, it's not your birthday, mate. It's my birthday. I just thought I could tick that off.

Your birthday was a month ago. It's literally a whole month. You leave it alone. You know I'm touchy about my birthday. You had it ticked on to the holiday season, so if anything, you were lucky. Anastasia, shut your mouth. You know this hurts me.

This hurts me, this chat. It really does. We were at a party on the 31st. It hurts me. Shut your Dutch mouth. I was about to say a Dutch food and then I couldn't think of one. Shut your hot chips mouth. Pancakes.

Dutch pancakes. Shut your Dutch oven. Pancakes? Dutch pancakes oven pancakes yeah um okay let's get out of here i've got to go home and have a delicious birthday dinner thank you everybody i appreciate it and thank you for all the birthday messages except for the person who gave me a bon jovi birthday message on our facebook page i just want to say thanks for all my birthday messages for a month ago. Enjoy the podcast, everybody. See you tomorrow. Bye, guys.

Happy birthday. Happy birthday to you. What time is it? Three, two, one. It's Bree and Clint. G'day, everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint. Well, it's not actually. It's the D&M's Bree and Clint. G'day everybody, welcome to the show, it's Bree and Clint. Well it's not actually, it's just me.

Ben, where's Bree? I can't find her, I've been looking for like 30 minutes. Is this some kind of special birthday surprise? Well your happy birthday mate. Is she going to come jumping out of a cake or something? I haven't organised the cake, so probably not. Right, if you haven't organised it, it's not happening. Where is she? There's no other show starting at you haven't organised it, it's not happening.

Where is she? There's no other show starting at a random time. It is three o'clock. Bree, if you can hear this and you're in the toilet, please come to the studio. Is she in there, Ella? Is she in that room there? No, she's not. I'm looking through to the ZM office.

She's not there. And Stacey's not here either. What the... Hey. It's because it's your birthday, mate. Right, is this my birthday present? They've decided to leave me to it. Today on the show, your chance to win with ZM's Add to Cart.

It's the second day of Add to Cart. I'm just going to have a look at what's already in the cart. You guys hopefully already know that if you've been listening today. Oh, the 8 o'clock one is a very good thing. The 11 o'clock one, oh, yeah, that's nice too. It's a good car today. Where the bloody hell have you been? She's here.

I was, um, good reason. Yeah. I was just saying good luck to a few people in the building who are starting their new shows. Right. And I got distracted. Good. Well, I'm glad you're here now.

I thought maybe you were about to do some special birthday surprise to me or something. All right, bring them in. Bring them in. Shit. Organise something to bring in. You haven't got anything, have you? Happy birthday, mate. Thank you.

You don't look a day older than 21. Yeah, there we go. Good. Yeah. You're looking fantastic. I know I am. You're ageing like a good bottle of wine. Absolutely.

Good bottle of Pinot Grig. I know I am. You're ageing like a good bottle of wine. Absolutely. Good bottle of pinot grig. You know? Let's start the show with tradie versus lady, shall we? Let's do that and we can all forget I was late. Have you written the questions? No wonder Ross Boss was looking at me weird. He was like, where have you been? Because Clint is on air.

50 bucks cash, up for grabs. Oh, $800 at him. That adds a cart. I was talking about, by the way, the next item is going in at 4 o'clock. Oh, I can't wait to see what it is. If you want that. Here's LAB on ZM and in the air. Bree and Clint.

Time for Trady vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Trady vs. Lady. It's just giving songs another life, you know? Well, it's absolutely giving that song another life. That's what it does, and I think it's a good thing. Not always. Sometimes it can be bad. No, sometimes it should be left alone.

But I think that one's not too bad. Remember when Kygo ruined that Tina Turner song? I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to talk about that one. Tradie vs. Lady is your chance to score 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC. All you've got to do is get some questions right. Ladies are up this year. It's four games to two.

Tradie's had a good win yesterday, though, bringing them to two wins. Oh, it was a pantsing. Three-nil. Yeah, it was a good win. Let's meet our lady. She is 31. She's from the Tron, and she failed her driver's license five times. Five times.

Five times. The streets of Hamilton are not safe when Steph is on the move. Steph, what were the reasons you failed five times? Oh, wait, hang on. I've got to find the phone line. Oh, no. Things are playing up. I've got to use Fletch and Vaughan's computer.

Are you there? I'm here. I'm here. Oh, for a second there. What was the reason you failed five times, Steph? I'm here. Oh, for a second there. What was the reason you failed five times, Steph? I don't know. I don't think the instructor's liked me too much. So I've got my restrict in and I've tried to get my full so many times

and it's just not happening. The instructor didn't like you. I like that. You should ask the instructor. You should be like, what have I done? Oh, I've given up. I've given up. I'm going to have a word to those instructors.

Okay, let's meet our tradie today. He's from Auckland, and he just canoed the Whanganui River. Wow, 24-year-old Drew is here. G'day, Drew. G'day. Is that code for something, Drew? Did you do it solo or tandem? Yeah, what did you do? Did you take someone with you? I did tandem. Drew? Did you do it solo or tandem?

Yeah, what did you do? Did you take someone with you? Tandem. Yay! Always more fun to do it tandem. I like that. Okay, Drew, your buzzer is tradie. Steph, your buzzer is lady.

First to three, 50 bucks cash. Good luck. All right, here we go, guys. Question number one. The famous quote, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, is from which 2000s Pixar? Yes, Steph. Lady. Finding Dory. Or Finding Nemo.

Finding Nemo. Oh. Oh. Oh. She corrected herself. It's up to you, mate. If you're feeling generous, you can give it to Steph. I feel like it's also in Finding Dory, so I'll give it to her.

But it was close. You're bloody lucky, though. Stephie almost failed you like the driving instructor. Well, I felt bad for her. I don't want to also for her to think we're out together, okay? So there you go. All right, question number two, one to the ladies. Name the long-running New Zealand soap opera set

in the fictional Auckland suburb of Ferndale. Yes, Steph. Shortland Street. It is, of course. Shortland Street. It is, of course, Shortland Street. About to have a big birthday soon, I believe. Is it? I think so.

Question number three, two to the ladies. How many points do you get for a penalty goal in soccer? Treaty. Yes, Drew. One. One is spot on the money. One to the tradies, two to the ladies. Question number four.

Guys, can you tell me who sings this song? I'm in a little black box, yeah. Drew. Drew. Drew's in. Stan Walker. Stan Walker is correct. Nice work. We're all tied up here, guys.

This is for the win. Here we go. Question number five. Big news for Rihanna and ASAP Rocky today. They're pregnant. Name a Rihanna or ASAP Rocky today. They're pregnant. Name a Rihanna or ASAP Rocky song. Yes, Steph. Roo Boy.

She's got it. Well done. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Not one person got one wrong. And, Steph, you take it out for the ladies. $50 coming your way. Yay.

Awesome. That's the first time you've ever passed something, Steph. Congratulations. It might be an omen, Steph. Go for the test again today. Or maybe don't push your luck. Hey, I got 50 bucks towards it. Yeah, there we go.

Bree and Clint. This is a bit gross. Young man who complained about discomfort inside his ear. Oh, no, I don't like these stories. Went to see a doctor and there was something in there. There's always something in there. How old was this guy? It just says young man.

It's a doctor thing. They haven't given too many details about him. But it's one of those, if it makes the news, you know there was something in there. The doctor discovered inside the young man's ear canal a large cockroach alive and living inside his ear canal. I've just put some pictures of it up on the screen for Bree. That is off.

That is a full-sized cockroach with its little feelers out the front and everything. That's so yuck. And that one on the side there, that's a microscopic view of it coming out. You can see the little hairs inside his ear. The cockroach reportedly set up home, searching for a dry place to keep warm at night,

but it kept kicking his eardrum with its cockroach legs. So the man... It was alive in there. It was living in the man It was alive in there. It was living in there. It was living in there. It was living in there. How much rent do you reckon it was paying? None. Bloody moocher. It depends if that guy was living in Auckland. The man said that

he had a slapping sound on the inside of his ear and he could feel pain in there as well. Yeah bro, you had a full size cockroach inside your ear. That is off. It as well. Yeah, bro, you had a full-size cockroach inside your ear. That is off. It's disgusting. Like, you know when you find a cockroach in your house and you're like, oh, I feel dirty.

Am I living dirty? Am I a gross person? It's so bad. Imagine if you found a cockroach inside your body, you know? Not good. You know, you probably have to, you know, update your washing regimen. Oh, yeah, whack a can of Raid in there.

The doctor filmed the cockroach removal with an endoscope, one of those microscopic cameras. So if you're into that kind of thing, Google it, because he does a cockroach. I feel sick when I see stuff like that. But you know the people that are into it, eh? The ones who like Dr. Pimple Popper and that sort of thing. Yeah, Pimple Popper, I can't look away.

But the stuff like the ear stuff, I always then believe that I've got something in my ear, so I tend to stay away from those videos. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you hear about the guy that- You already get phantom cockroach pain in your ear. Yeah, literally.

Did you hear about that guy that he was complaining to his missus and he was like, oh, I've had this song stuck in my ear. I think it was Rihanna. Me, me, me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like for a week and then he went to the doctor and they literally were like, you've got a worm in your ear. An earworm. I thought you were going to say.

I thought that was going to go better. I thought you were going to say he went to the doctor and there was like an ear pod stuck in there. Oh, that would have been great. Let's go with that ending. No. Let's go with it. No, because I want to set up a serious conversation here.

Okay? I want to set up. Okay, what have you had in your ear? I haven't had anything stuck in my ear. Haven't you? But I would like to get some calls from people who have had things stuck in their ear before. Okay, this is an actual true story.

Okay. One time when I was, it was a personal story, so you know it's real yeah when i was 15 i was sitting in the car and my ear felt real weird and it felt like it was blocked and like there was something in it yeah and so i've put my finger in there and i could feel something and i was like what the hell is this and then i've put my pinky finger in there and i managed to scoop out this thing that was in my ear. Yeah. You know what it was? What? It was a grommet. Do you know what a grommet is?

Oh, yeah, yeah. From when I had them put in when I was a young kid because kids get them a lot when their ear canals are too small and you get them surgically put in. Inserted, yeah. And this grommet had obviously gotten too big for my ear canal and it popped out. Oh, there you go.

At least that was meant to be in your ear, though. It was meant to be. Unlike a cockroach. You should have seen what it looked like, though. I want to hear the stories of, like, little Lego man heads. I want to hear stories about five-cent coins. Whatever it was. A five-cent?

How big's your ear? Well, this is the thing. If a cockroach can get in there, who knows what can get in there. Oh, God. 0800 dials to them, or you can text us on 9696 what got stuck inside your ear and because they're connected and the opening's the same size I'll also take

stories about things that were stuck up your nose as well. Okay, technically your whole body is connected so we'll just go what got stuck inside you. Alright, what was in you? What was in you? 0800 dials to them. Brian Clint. Asking the question, well I wanted to ask what got stuck in your ear. It's been broadened out to what was in you? Oh, $800 a day. Brian Clint. Asking the question, well, I wanted to ask what got stuck in your ear. It's been broadened out to what was in you.

What did you get stuck in you? What did you have in you? A man has gone to the doctor going, ah, there's something in my ear. The doctor has used a microscopic telescope to have a look and found a cockroach alive and living inside his ear and has extracted it and filmed it for YouTube as well. You know, this is what's happening in this country. First home buyers, they're just getting desperate.

Cockroaches. Yeah. I mean, even they can't get into a place anymore and they're taking up tiny apartments in people's ears. So what did you have in you and where? Kylie's here. Hi, Kylie. Good afternoon. Hi, Kylie.

Hi. First of all, where was it on your body that this thing was stuck? It wasn't on me. It was on my brother, and it was in his ear. Okay, it was in his ear. Good. It was in an original ear. What was in his ear?

A Q-tip broke off in there. Don't tell me these things, Kylie. There's nothing I enjoy more than getting a Q-tip and just having a moment with me and my ear in the Q-tip. It's such a good time. You're not supposed to. Yeah, and do you know, yeah, it was horrible. I was on the phone to my mum because I was living in the States

and they were in New Zealand. She's got, I've got to go. Your brother's got a Q-tip. How old was he? Oh, a teenager? Yeah. Right. Did it come out okay?

He's got the doctor and get it out. Yeah, right. Pulled out. Yeah. That'd be so bad for your eardrums. I feel like that's

fairly common. You know, I feel like they would deal with that a bit. I'd be sending a stern email to that Q-tip brand. Dear Johnson and Johnson. Your Q-tips. This person wants to be anonymous.

Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi. Okay, first of all, body location, the item was stuck. Nostril. Nostril. Okay, the nostril. Yeah.

When I was a kid, my mum started noticing I had really bad breath and no amount of brushing my teeth was making it go away. Yeah. So she took me to the doctor and turns out I had shoved toilet paper all the way up there to stop my nose from running and it had obviously just been lodged up there and sitting there for a while. How far up there was it? It must have been pretty high.

The doctor had to remove it. How old were you? I can't remember. So I must have been pretty young. Let's just go with really, really young. Really, really young. I mean, innovative. I do that now if I've got a really bad runny nose.

Not as far up as this. Maybe you won't now. Not to my brain. I don't push it up that far. Is that why your breath stinks? Oh, shush. My breath does not stink. Thanks, Anonymous.

Well, you can't smell it. Your nose is blocked. Thanks, Anonymous. If anyone's got a blocked nose, it's you, mate. No, I'm having a good day today. That is a good day. Bridie's here. Hi, Bridie.

Hi, Bridie. Hi. How are you? We're the doctors. Tell us where on your body something was stuck. Well, it wasn't me, but it was my daughter. Oh, yeah. Okay. Well, it wasn't me, but it was my daughter. Oh, yeah. She came into bed in the night, and she had a white towel in her ear.

Spider? Yeah, a white towel spider in her ear. No, a bunny rabbit. Did she know? Beg your pardon? Did she know there was a spider in her ear? No. So she came in, and she was like,

oh, I've got this scratching in my ear. It's like Googling. That's so scary, right? Because you don't want to go after it and then crawl in deeper and bite her inside her ear, right? You want to be really sensitive. So what do you do? We had no idea.

What did you do? We had no idea. What do you get a spider out with? Because you know how like some animals, you'd put a piece of meat down. What did you do? We had no idea. What do you get a spider out with? Because you know how like some animals you'd put a piece of meat down, like what are spiders like? A little dangler, a little fly out there. Yeah, like a little fly or something. I got my torch out and there were these

two tiny black spots and I was like oh no, they look like legs. And so I got the old torch out and the tweezers and I put my tweezers in and luckily it'd gone in head first so I got it bummed so it didn't bite down in her ear canal but when we took it out it was like

all its leaves were flailing out and it was just like angry air. So when you tweezed it, you tweezed it by the little stingy bits on the back of it. Yeah. Oh, that's so lucky. You know, and obviously this was in New Zealand, right?

Yeah. Like, can you imagine? That's as deadly as it gets. No, but, like, imagine the stuff that's happening over in Australia, over here, you know, white tails are going in people's ears. People have pulled baby crocodiles out of their bum. Yeah. A platypus came out of it.

Hey, thanks, Bridie. Good work. That's expert parenting from you. Well done. Can you imagine? I'd freak out. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.

I got really excited when I saw this post. I saw it via the Vogue Instagram account. That's how high fashion these people are. But Rihanna and ASAP Rocky are having a baby, Dean. Yes, this is very exciting news today. They posed for photos, photographers in New York City. Let me just describe the photo because this is so fabulous, right? So, you know, she's a billionaire, right?

So she could wear anything she wanted, any designer, whatever. So she's there and she's in a pink puffer jacket, like Rihanna, the most spectacular beautiful jewellery you've ever seen. And then the bottom of the puffer jacket is open so you can just see this perfectly skinned, beautiful baby bump and then A$AP Rocky's with her as well.

They're just so cool. They're so cool. They are very cool. They make all of us look so uncool. The rest of us are so uncool. But look, here's what we know. So baby on the way, they're madly in love with each other. Ace at Rocky recently said that she is the love of his life. She said that she was going to have at least three children by the time she was

42. We thought without a man, but she's got a man. And I just think they're so awesome. It's such great news. They'll make such beautiful babies. How long have they been together for? It's been about, I would say would it be a year? Would it be longer than that? That's a great question. Anastasia

has been tracking this relationship since the day it started. We'll defer to her. Anastasia, what do you think the timeline on the ASAP Riri relationship is? Would it be like a year, I'd say? A year, you reckon? Yeah. Because I'd forgotten that they were dating and when I heard this news, I was like, whoa, big news!

Speaking of outfits, they are so cool. I heard this news I was like, whoa, big news. Yeah. Speaking of outfits, they are so cool. I just want to describe ASAP's outfit because it sounds like it should look terrible but it doesn't. He's wearing leather pants,

a cricket vest and a Carhartt denim jacket and yet he looks like the coolest guy you've ever seen. You know? Yeah. Cool as cool.

Oh my God, she's beautiful. And she's a billionaire. Look at how beautiful she is. She's glowing. That is happy news today from Rihanna and ASAP Rocky. And that's the latest with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy.

Bree and Clint. This is a bit of aviation news. I think we've lost our jet plane. So do you want to do a live jet plane for us for this? There you go. That was good. We are the leading show for maritime and aviation based news.

This one concerns Elon Musk. Yeah, alright. Yeah, got it. Got it, got it, got it. Sorry, it was another one. Yeah. Sorry.

Elon Musk is a weird dude. Yeah. Right? He might be a genius. I'm glad you said it. But he's a weird dude. He has offered a teenager five grand

to please stop tracking his private plane and tweeting its location. Oh no. Jack Sweeney runs a Twitter account called at ElonJet. I like this.

Which uses just a bot, just set up a computer system which scrapes publicly available flight data and automatically posts all the movements of Elon Musk's jet, says where it is at any time, and it has 244,000 followers. Jeez. So a lot of people are wanting to keep tabs on the old Elon Musk.

Totally. Musk said that he's worried for his own privacy and he wants it shut down. So he DMed the kid and he said, hey, five grand, shut the account down. Okay, I've got a few thoughts on this. Yeah. Elon Musk, you're a cheapskate. Five grand. Yeah.

That's it. I googled Elon Musk's net worth today and it changes every day. But today, Elon Musk is worth $222.2 billion. Billion. Billion dollars. If I was that kid, I'd go, fine, five grand. I'll counter five million. We can talk. He did counter.

What did he counter with? 50 grand. Oh, he went too low. I know. He went way too low because then Elon's going to come back and say, okay, 10. No, well, Elon came back and said, no. He said, nah, it feels weird now.

I shouldn't have to pay you for this. So the kid released all the DMs. He has DMed him again and said, okay, cool, you're not going to give me any money. How about an internship? So I'll come and work for you. Good idea. Right? And what did he say?

Hasn't replied. Because, I mean, you know the kid's obviously real smart. Yeah. Because he set up this whole thing. He also gave Elon Musk some tips on how to make his jet less visible. And he took those tips, but he's not going to pay the kid. Get on board, that kid. Yeah, yeah.

So who are some famous people we could start tracking, you know, to try and extort them for some cash? I mean, who has a private jet? Do you want to know Sir Peter Jackson who has a private jet? Do you want to know? Sir Peter Jackson's got a private jet. Yeah. He won't be the only person who has a private jet. Jacinda doesn't have a private jet, does she?

Because remember the time she was on that plane with us? Yeah. She wishes she had a private jet. That's why she had to go into isolation because she was on the Air New Zealand flight and the hostie had bloody COVID. COVID. COVID. Yeah, yeah. Wouldn't get that on your private jet, would you?

Anyway, that's your aviation news. Bree and Clint. Right now, though, we've probably all been in this situation where, you know, you meet someone new, it's exciting, you end up going back to their house for the first time and you enter their bedroom and it's not what you hoped for. And not in that sense. I'm talking there's something in their bedroom that's quite concerning.

Maybe it's no sheets on the bed. No mattress base. One pillow on a queen-size mattress. You know, stuff like that. That's a combo, eh? One pillow, no sheet, no mattress base. Yeah. You're like, what are you, camping?

That's a no from me. It's very intimate and it's very revealing about this business. This is the first time you enter their bedroom because even if they've cleaned it, you might go, oh, what are they hiding? At least they had the respect to clean the room before you came over. So that in itself says a lot about the person. If it's clean and tidy. Don't care what you're hiding.

I don't really care. Good on you for taking the effort. Showing some effort. Yeah. You know? A girl has got bored and she put on her Instagram and she was like, tell me about horrific first dates or first kind of meetings with people. And I've got some audio of her here

where she's talking about someone that messaged her and told her about a time she walked into a boy's bedroom and found something horrific on his bedside table. I put this on my story saying, guys, I'm bored. Give me your dating stories. And I got one response that literally sent me into space. This one girl responded, he had a tower of every piece of gummy ever chewed beside his bed.

Oh, you want to see? Okay. What the f*** is going on here? What the f*** is this? You should see it. She puts up a picture and it is I'm not joking It's as big as a lamp It's shaped like a Christmas tree

And it's all old, dried, chewed bits of gum It looks like the Berlin Wall It looks like the Harry Potter sorting hat But made of chewing gum That is horrific. It's like a shrine. He must go to bed with a piece of gum in his mouth every night and then be like, all right, whack that one off.

How can you leave that on your bedside table? Like you sleep next to that. Like what are you up to? The whole bedside table is a box of tissues, an empty packet of paracetamol. Oh, is that gum? I'm pretty sure it's an empty packet of gum. Yeah, you're right.

It's the foil packet for like extra. Where you can easily put your chewed gum into. And then a tower of old chewed chewing gum. What I really want to know is, did she turn around and walk back out? I hope she had the self-respect to go this ain't happening like i'm not this is yeah rock bottom and i'm not going did she go i'll give him a chance would you like i mean not to be judgmental imagine that imagine that you get

down to business and he's like hang on a second takes the piece out sticks it on the tower there's no reason now where was i you where was I? You know? Oh, that's so bad. I thought, you know, we could ask people this afternoon, has this happened to you? Have you met someone and the first time you went into their room, something was in there that was quite confronting? Yeah.

Maybe gross. Yeah. Maybe not so good. Yeah. It could be gross. It. Maybe not so good. Yeah. It could be gross. It could be grotty or it could have just been, like you said, confronting and shocking like you like. You go home with this person for the first time, open the door and it's all like ropes and chains kind of thing.

I was going to say a full on replica Iron Man suit. Oh, okay. That'd be quite full on. Like a figurine or like a suit they could put on. No, like a full on life size replica that they wear. That'd do it for some people. You know how much those are? I don't.

They're over a hundred grand. Oh, okay. Yeah. Good to know. Well, I mean, so good on one hand and then on the other. Anyway, let's ask people. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. You can remain anonymous if you'd like to.

What did you find in their room? I can't wait on 9696. You can remain anonymous if you'd like to. What did you find in their room? I can't wait for these stories. Yeah, there'll be goodies out there. You can text us too. What did they have in their room? A girl has spoken out about how she was dating this guy. The very first time she got to see his bedroom, she noticed that he had a tower of chewing gum,

every piece of chewing gum he's ever eaten, built up into a tower that kind of looked like a Christmas tree on his bedside table. No, thank you. Get rid of it. No, thank you. Come on. I pass.

I pass on that. Anything that, yuck. What, that's been in your mouth? Anything that's been inside you. You know? Get it out. You know? Don't. It just speaks too much about the person. So we're asking what did you find in their room

when you went in there for the first time? Exactly. And we're going to simulate that with you this afternoon. We're going to re-enter the bedroom. Our first person wants to remain anonymous. Hello, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, how you going? Good, thanks. Now, this isn't about a relationship that you're in, but your sister's boyfriend, I believe, had something in his room. Yeah, that's right. So he used to keep his cuttings of his dirty toenails in a bowl on his bedside table.

And then she caught him a couple of times sniffing them. No! Okay, no. No, we're leaving that room. Sorry, we're sliding the door closed. Did you say this is your sister's boyfriend or ex-boyfriend? Ex-boyfriend. She caught him a couple of times doing it.

Yeah, that was it. A couple of times? She let it slide for a couple of times? Yeah, a couple of times. And it was only the sniffing that broke the camel's back. It wasn't the collecting. It was the sniffing. She's like, I can deal with the collecting.

I kind of get it. It's fun to collect things. But the sniffing, I draw the line. I'm going to just, we're going to sit like that. Hang on. We're going to enter my bedroom, Brie, and you're going to see this bowl and ask me what it is. Okay, you ready?

Hang on. And then you react as you should react. Oh, yeah. Nice room. Good duvet. What is that bowl? Nothing weird. It's a bowl of toenail clippings. Well, at least you didn't use them to pick his teeth.

That's enough. Thank you. Kelly's here. Hi, Kelly. Hi, Kelly. Hi. Thank you. Kelly's here. Hi, Kelly. Hi, Kelly. Hi. Tell us, who's this story about, Kelly? So this was a group of friends, and I went over to one of our friend's houses, so we didn't know that he had this in his room.

Just a friend, right? Just a friend? Just friends. Yeah, so it was a friend, and he was having heaps of trouble with girls, so we were like, okay, we're going to come in, and we were going to like rearrange his outfit. That's why we were there.

Oh, you were going to do like a queer eye makeover on his bedroom? Yeah. We were like, you need to just get a new wardrobe. Like we were going in to look at his clothes. And when we walked in, we saw he had like eight taxidermied stag heads drilled into the wall. How old was this guy? Oh, he was like 20, 21. It was in a rural town in New Zealand, I will say.

In his room? He had eight dead stags watching him in the bedroom. Eight of them? Yeah. It was like their eyes, eyeballs and everything. Oh, weird. So when you told him that perhaps it was the taxidermied stag heads that were putting ladies off, How did he react to that?

No, he thought we were wrong and he said that the types of ladies that he would want would appreciate it. Oh, no, mate. No, I don't think so. If she can't accept me for my taxidermied stag heads, I don't want her. It's not even one.

It's eight. It's eight. It's the whole family. Yeah, yeah, right. Okay. Yeah, okay. Yeah, that's a good one. Thanks, Kelly.

Pia's here. Hi, Pia. Hi, Pia. Hi. Hi. Your flatmate had something gross in their room and you found it. Yes. Not a date.

I don't think he had any dates, actually, but I went in there one day and he had one of the drinking glasses, my drinking glasses, and it was a tall one, half full of, like, lemmy hoik. No, Pia. No, that did not happen. No, it didn't. No, no, no. Oh, no.

Did you... Needless to say, he didn't last that much longer after that. Did you kick him out of the flat? Yeah. Yeah. And I made him buy a new set of glasses. Yeah. Who is sitting in their room?

He's going. I know. What are you up to? Oh, you should have catch him with that guy, Pia. Look, sometimes people make mistakes at work and you have a bad day. It's just a normal thing. Like you. Yeah.

You were late to work today. I do it all the time. Yeah, show started without you. Yeah, I know. I do apologise to our audience. People make mistakes. It's like this guy. I saw this story about this guy.

He's a real estate agent. So he's doing well for himself in Melbourne. Oh, okay. And, you know, he's in the realm of he's branching out his real estate, you know, kind of capabilities and he's doing online tours.

Good idea. Of properties he's got for sale. Good idea. COVID. Which is, I mean, you know. Keep it moving. It's great. Virtual tours. People can see it when they can't come and you know, physically see it. I find it awkward for real estate agents, though, who have had to pivot into hosting these weird videos because they're not camera people.

They're real estate agents. It's funny you say that because, look, some of them aren't media trained. That's what I mean. They don't really, you know. Bloody Cheryl's been working for Harcourt for 45 years. She didn't know she was going to have to host a tour. Yeah. Look, this guy's name, his name's Adrian Foster.

And he said there was a mistake in this virtual tour that they did of this apartment that's in Frankston in Melbourne. It's a one-bedroom apartment. It was all going well. The video was really good until, unfortunately, there was a fart that was in the middle of this video where he was trying to sell this property. Right. That's why you just don't upload it. Adrian Foster, he's pretty disappointed.

Yeah. No, it got uploaded. Oh. No one checked it. What do you mean no one checked it? No one checked it. He did one take and he was like, oh, just upload it? Well, I think...

Okay. Yeah, no, it wasn't checked. Is it audible? So I was like, this is brilliant. I want to go see this video. You know, I want to see if it's... I think it was very audible because it's got a lot of attention. The video got passed around. Heaps

and heaps of people. I mean, he's going to sell the property really easily. Well, yeah. Good publicity. So they've taken the video down and I was devastated about it. Oh. But I thought, you know, Clint, that's not going to stop us. We need to experience what this was like and what the video was like, which is why I've implemented the help of Producer Ben

and I have decided that we will do a recreation of the real events that happened. So what you're about to hear is Producer Ben will be playing Adrian Foster, the real estate agent that allegedly farted on the video. And I will be playing Ben's colleague in this particular advertisement. Hello and welcome to 325 Nepean Highway, Frankston. Come on in and let us show you around. Danielle, tell them a little bit about the features. Well, Adrian, this one bedroom features no alfresco dining, no natural light,

and a spa in your living room slash bedroom slash laundry. And a somewhat functional kitchenette makes things easy. Adrian, was that you? Just keep going. Keep going. No, I think that... Was that you? I'm only renting the camera. We'll just, we'll mute that part. Okay. Let's just keep, let's move on.

We'll just mute that part out. Let's move on. Okay, okay. Anyway, oh, it stinks, Adrian. It really stinks. I'm not working under these conditions, eh? And that's the 325 Nippane Highway, Frankston. Make an inquiry today. Wow, I feel like I was there.

I mean, I feel like they'd be pretty close. That's good stuff, mate. Tell me you would not be inquiring about that property. We'll play the name game. I mean, it sounds... You know the saddest part about the whole thing? What, what, what? Is all those details that I was giving out were true about that property.

That's not even a joke. Brie and Clint. Right now, stay tuned if you want a really personal glimpse into how Brie ThomaselEl lives as a person. You know, this is real behind-the-curtain stuff. Can I say I called BS on this early and I was like, why am I the only one being targeted? And then you had a very mediocre reason.

Oh, my reasoning is good, okay? And I'll give you my reasoning in a second. Before then, as you know, it's bloody hard to get into your first home at the moment. Aside from house prices, banks are being really strict on who they'll give the money to. You will have heard stories about them going through your bank statement and looking at your purchases of the last three months with a magnifying glass and going, oh, that's a bit much of that. They will refuse your mortgage if they think you have too many takeaways. A lady in Dunedin was refused a mortgage because they believed she spent too much money at Kmart.

You know what? I think this is such bullshit, and I'm going to say it. It really angers me that they think, and this is how much power they have. Totally. That they can do that. But, I mean, they're lending you hundreds of thousands of dollars. Don't care.

They want to know that you're responsible with your money and that you're going to be able to pay it back. Don't care. If you've got great savings or, you know, like there's nothing, like there's no red marks or black marks next to your name in terms of you don't have massive debt or this or that, then why do you give a crap what I'm spending my money on? Well, I know you don't care because here in my hand,

I have, with your permission, the last 30 days of your bank statement. My permission. I asked you for this. I don't have your bank, I don't have your pin code, okay? You gave this willingly. And as a friend, I thought you are looking... I just think this is really judgmental.

You're looking to get on the housing ladder. So I thought as a friend. No, I gave up on that dream. Have you? Yeah, I gave up. Judging by this statement, you definitely did give up. I really did. No, and I'm being so honest.

I actually have given up. Well, that's sad. I know. But that's Auckland. That's the reality of Auckland. Well, it looks like you have found other places to put your money. Absolutely. I'm going to have fun and live my life.

I'm going to act as the bank and go through your bank statement with you and just pull out the things that a bank would take issue with. I thought I'd do 30 days. I'm actually just going to focus on the 10-day period between January 11 and January 21. Can I just ask, when you get Uber Eats, do you tip? Yes. So is that what the otherats, do you tip? Yes. So is that what the other charge is?

I tip every time. I was like, God, she's making a lot of $2.50 charges to Uber Eats. Okay, I was one of those. Well, I know how much the drive is and how hard they work, so I always tip. Got it.

Okay. Well, on Tuesday, January 11th, you had Uber Eats twice in one day. What day was that? Tuesday, January 11th. Oh, it must have been a big night the night before. And you also visited Yumtown. Yumtown?

What's Yumtown, I wonder? Yumtown. $42 at Yumtown and then two $22 Uber Eats orders. Yeah, I would have had takeaways three times that day, I think. Yeah, you absolutely did. On Tuesday, the 18th of January, you had Uber Eats twice and you also went to the Fresh Collective. Who are the Fresh Collective? The Fresh Collective is like the small little New World supermarket.

Oh, so you did go to the supermarket? Yeah. All right. I'm surprised I did. Oh, I didn't think you needed to with the amount of Uber Eats you had that day. Two Uber Eats sessions. Well, there's three meals a day. I'm just pointing out.

I'm just saying. God, bankers are so judgmental, aren't you? I'm just pointing out what a bank would pull up. Look, there's quite a lot of takeaways here. I was on holidays. Yeah, okay. I don't normally have that many takeaways, but I was on holidays. I know you're a good cook, so why so much takeaways?

How do you know that? You're from the bank. Oh, that's a great point. You've got me there. How do you know? Maybe I can't cook at all know that? You're from the bank. Oh, that's a great point. You've got me there. How do you know? Maybe I can't cook at all. Okay, I'll be the bank. Can you cook?

No. Well, I'm an okay cook, but I work six jobs, so I don't have time to cook. I think that's my main issue, working the six jobs. Don't lie to us. We are the bank. I can see you're only paid by one person. No, well, I have other accounts at different banks

that you don't know about. Look, I'm not going to reveal all your dirty laundry, okay? I'm not going to go through every single purchase here. No, go on. What else? Do you really want me to? I don't think there's anything that bad in there. On the 31st of January,

you went to the Zedium vending machine five times in one day. Can I just say? There are five charges here ZM vending machine five times in one day. Can I just say? There are five charges here for the vending machine on the same day. Can I just say? It's not a joke. I don't think we could post this. No. Five times in one day.

Are you going to let me explain? Yeah. God, jeez, bankers, they love the sound of their own voice. That is a completely reasonable explanation. I was with Care Mansell, the night's host, and he had purchased these certain kind of chips and then someone else had purchased it and these two bags of chips got stuck in the vending machine.

And I said to him, right, we're getting these chips out of the vending machine. And that's when I went on to buy four packets of chips that were situated around the stuck packets of chips to try and get those packets of chips out of the vending machine. And there's evidence on Cam Mansel's Instagram story. For wonderful story, I'm terribly sorry, ma'am. We will not be able to offer you a home loan at this stage.

Oh, that's all right. I don't have a deposit anyway. To the vending machine. Saw your life out, mate. I think I'm going alright. I only went five times. I could have been... They're still stuck in there. This thing looks like an Uber Eats

menu. Bree and Clint. It was holidays. It's post Malone. Oh, so judgmental. Bree and Clint. Right now, though It's both Maloney's. Oh, so judgmental. Brie and Clint. Right now, though, it's time for the name game. The name game is your chance to win some KFC if you can beat Brie at naming celebrities.

Bit of feedback from my mum, Mama Di. She said, oh, I love that name game. Such a good game. And the key is just to be, like, loose and just fang them out. If it comes to your mind, just say it. Say whatever you think. Yeah. Yeah.

You don't have time to double check it on your mind. You've got to go quickly. Tessa, you're going to go head to heaven. Hi. Hi, Tessa. Hi, how are you going? No pressure that Mumadai's favourite game. Oh, it's her favourite game.

So you know that she's either listening live right now or she will listen to this on the podcast. Oh, jeez her favourite game. So you know that she's either listening live right now or she will listen to this on the podcast. Oh, jeez. All right. Tessa, what I'll do is I will say a name and what you need to do is give me a celebrity that has that name as part of their name. Could be first or last.

You don't need to buzz in. You and Bree are both up for every single name and the first person to say a famous name gets the point. All right. Awesome. Okay. Here we Awesome. Okay. Here we go, guys. Can someone,

nice and easy, give me a famous Emma? Watson. Stone. Well done, Bree. Yep. Good from you, Tessa, though.

You were right there. So close. Both very famous Emmas. Yeah. Bree just etched you on that one, though. Yeah. This one was a bit harder for me. I had to Google it.

So hopefully you guys can come up with one. Can someone give me a famous Ellen? Ellen or Ellen? Tess has got it. Ellen Page. Yeah. No, you got it. You got it.

Ellen. You got both just then. I couldn't tell. I said Ellen and she said car. Yeah, good one. Good one. Ellen Carr, chatty man. Very good.

Love Ellen Carr. He's very funny. He's very funny. He's great. You're British, are you, Tessa? Yeah, I am. Are you? Whereabouts are you from?

West Sussex in between London and Brighton. Oh, lovely. Yeah. Okay, British. Tessa, you can... Oh, you can't win it here. Let's see if you can go ahead. Someone give me a famous Grace.

Palmer? Malayne. Palmer. Nailed it. Did you say Grace Malayne? Yeah, she's famous. For all the... Yeah, that came out.

Sorry. No, that's okay. Yeah, her name is everywhere. But Grace Palmer got in first. Grace Palmer from Shortland Strait. Yes. There you go. So we're even, I think.

There's a tie break. No, you've got two. Oh, I thought you had two as well. No, you can win the game here. Okay. Someone give me a famous Ronald. McDonald. Not a real person.

No, I'll take another one. Tessa, you got a famous Ronald? Weasley. Yeah'll take another one. Tessa, you got a famous Ronald? Weasley. Yeah. Oh, wait, he's not a real person either. No, not Ronald Weasley. I can picture him. What about Ronald Bradman?

No, that's Donald Bradman. Damn it. I thought I... What about the guy who was the President of the United States? Ronald Reagan. Yeah, there we go. Oh, yeah. You can't give me that point.

I'm not taking that point. I'm not doing that to Tessa. You've got to go again. Okay. Someone give me a famous... George. W. Bush. Tony.

Right, you got that one fair and clear. Sorry, Tessa. It's a hard game to win that one. You're bloody good, though. Very good. Thanks, guys. You don't get the title, but you can have the 50 KFC chicken dollars.

Congratulations. Just because we love your accent, Tessa. Was that good? Yeah. I actually come from a town that talks like this. That's why I changed it. You changed it? That's so good.

I love that accent. Bree and Clint. I was doing my work this morning looking for content to talk about on the show today. And as my usual routine, I had Friends playing in the background. It's a good background show. Is it on Netflix? It's on Netflix. Yeah, okay.

Yeah, it's on Netflix. Or TVNZ On Demand? It's on Netflix, I think. Right, okay. Anyway, so I had Friends on and it's an early season. And it was the one where Monica ends up dating a millionaire. Oh, yes, I remember. I think we've got a piece of audio from the show right here.

You know, that's why within a few years that voice recognition is going to be pretty much standard on any computer you buy. You know, so you could be like, like, wash my car, clean my room. Oh, this is so great. Yeah, it was. All right, then. Bye. So funny and so sweet,

and I'm not attracted to him at all. That's right. He's the guy who they go on their first date, and he's like, I know a great Italian place. And flies them to Paris. No. Italy. Italy.

That's where Pete's is from. I'm Italian. Shouldn't have known that. Anyway. The clue was in the Italian. Yeah, it was. I remember that episode. It's a classic episode. It's a great episode.

Anyway, at the start of the relationship, she knows he's a millionaire and she's just not attracted to him. And then later down the line, they kiss and then she is attracted to him. They date. And then he ends up becoming a UFC fighter. Right. And then she doesn't want to date him anymore because he gets really badly injured and he's like, I'm never giving this up.

I'm going to be the best. And she's like, you're going to die. Anyway, I was sitting there thinking about it and I was like, it'd be so weird to date someone like Elon Musk. I mean, he's next level. He's a billionaire. He's a billionaire. Yeah.

But even like people... He's the richest man on the planet. Like there's this guy that I went to school with and I follow like all my classmates on Instagram and stuff like that. And I've noticed over the years he's an entrepreneur and he started this business when he like very early out of school and I've watched all of his success and he's done really, really well for himself.

He's a multi-millionaire now. What does he do? It's hard to explain. He started a company where you can rent 800 or 0900 numbers. Buzzy. It's weird. And then he's done obviously a bunch of other stuff. Smart guy. And I always look. And then he's done obviously a bunch of other stuff. Smart guy.

And I always look at him and he's now fiance and they're driving around in Range Rovers and they're getting private jets here and there. Like they're that rich. Did you and him ever have a thing? Nah. Nah. Never even a spark? No. What about when he became rich? Nah.

And I feel like I'm like I'm just not like that. Yeah. Like I like the person for them. But I find it quite interesting someone who ends up dating. Like I wonder what it's like. Well, it would be, you'd have to both be quite mature, I think, to make it work.

Because if you're coming from no money and they're coming from a place of a lot of money, things are going to be different. Just the places where you go for dinner are going to be different. You know, the places that you shop will be different. I assume having that much money means you operate in a different. Like I'd be stressed. Maybe not.

There's some really grounded millionaires out there, I'm sure. Is there? At the end of the day. They don't have to be. When it comes to splitting the grocery bill, in the back of your mind you're going to be going, you're a millionaire. Like, I'd be so stressed about them picking

the restaurant that we go to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd be like, oh my God, don't pick that place. Especially if it's your week to pay. No, well, I always pay my way and I'd want to pay my way regardless. But I'm like, I don't want to go here. If you're doing date about, if you're like, I'll take you on a date, you take me on a date. Yeah, right. I want to talk to some people. Do you think there's people listening?

Maybe there's people listening that are dating millionaires right now. Do you reckon? Yeah, of course. Or someone who has dated a millionaire. And give us the dirt. Maybe you didn't know and then you found out in the relationship. You're like, oh my God, you have got millions of dollars. Yeah.

What happens? What happens to the relationship in that situation? Is it awkward? Is it exciting? Oh my God, did you get free stuff? Where did you meet?

Yeah, where do you meet these people? Where did you meet that person? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Oh, 800. Yeah.

Have you dated a millionaire? Or you can text us on 9696. You can remain anonymous if you'd like. Maybe you're still together. Or are you a lonely millionaire looking for a lover?

Give us a call as well. Brianne Clint. Have you dated a millionaire? I was watching an episode of Friends where Monica dates a millionaire and he comes over to take her on a first date and he says, do you like pizza? And she says, yes. So they fly to Italy.

Surely that stuff doesn't happen. I reckon it would have happened to someone. You reckon? Yeah. If that happened to me. Because they're in New York. When I said I wanted pizza, I wanted pizza now,

not in six and a half hours or however long it takes to get to Italy from New York City. It's a fairly long wait, isn't it? But I mean, it's a great story to tell. But what is it like? That's what we've asked this afternoon.

Have you ever dated a millionaire? And we have had people contact us on this topic. Let's go to the anonymous person. G'day, anonymous. Hey, how are you? Good, thanks. Have you yourself dated a millionaire? Yeah, well, not quite.

Quite a wealthy man. Always used to pay for things and pay for dinners and whatnot. Okay. Later found out that he had a holiday home in Greece. Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay, so he's doing all right for himself. How did you meet him? We met on Tinder.

Right. And please tell me, Anonymous, he didn't lead with that on Tinder, did he? It wasn't like in his bio. No, absolutely not. It was all kept pretty quiet until we broke up about three months later. And then he contacted me to tell me that, actually, I could have had anything I wanted and could have had the perfect life, but you threw it all away.

Oh. Savage. He tried to get you back with that line. You don't want to go back if they're using lines like that. Was there a big age difference between you two? No, only a couple of years. Yeah, right. Okay.

Interesting. And would you have broken up with him if you knew how rich he was? Absolutely. Strange personality. Okay, good. No, good answer broken up with him if you knew how rich he was? Absolutely. Strange personality. Okay, good. Now, good answer, Anonymous. Thank you. Let's talk to another Anonymous person.

Hello. Hi, Anonymous. Hey, guys. How are you doing? Good, thanks. Have you dated a millionaire? Oh, I sure have. So I was about 19 years old, first time in Auckland at the casino,

a little bit drunk, and bumped into someone who offered to put $100 into my pokey machine, so I thought, why not? Carried on until early hours of the morning, and we ended up dating for a year. I ended up moving to Australia and getting allowances, busy restaurants, shopping, wherever I wanted, you name it, I got it allowances. What? Go to restaurants, shopping, wherever I wanted. Like, you name it, I got it. Yeah. What? I was just a minimum wage back then,

working at, like, a fast food restaurant kind of thing and swept me off my feet, moved to Australia in one of the main, like, streets. You had a legit millionaire sugar daddy. No, we were dating. Yeah, but still. Yeah, no, but it was amazing. Cars, laptops.

So why didn't it work out? I want to know. What happened in the end? So he was on a six-month contract in New Zealand. He's a computer programmer, so he was like up there. And he needed to move back to the States and he offered me to obviously move over but I couldn't leave my family over here.

So he pretty much just set me up for life. Wow. You got to keep the cars and the laptops and all the jewellery and everything. I sure did. And you know what's even cooler? Ten years on, he's still in contact. Oh, that's good. Well, that's nice that you guys stay in touch.

Let's not say he was in contact as he still buys you stuff. No. No, unfortunately, I blew the bridges there. Should have moved to the States. I was going to say. He didn't send you a Christmas present, did he? Oh, no. I just get the Facebook message every now and then.

Oh, well, that's nice that he still keeps in touch. She replies, Merry Christmas to you too. Here's my bank account number just in case you want to... Miss you too. Love you a lot. Miss you. I miss you every day. Thanks a lot.

That's very, very interesting. Someone on the text machine, they said, My grandparents are worth about $130 million. I'll never forget my ex-boyfriend's dad always used to make comments like you better stay with her so that you can live off her inheritance. And he wasn't joking. He also used to constantly ask how much

I thought I would get in the will. He was a pretty bad leech as it was and gave me the ick so I had to end it. Fair enough. That's off. That's horrible. Asking how much you think you'll get in the will you don't ask them. Oh no. But

seriously, if you want to text back, I'd love to know how much you think you're going to get. She's wiping her tears away with $100 bills. We're kidding. Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday day. Sharp as a tack. Sharp as a tack. Oh, hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Three Inclants. Birthday banger. Sharp as a tack.

Sharp as a tack. Love that saying. This is Birthday Banger where we take your guys' birthdays and we figure out what was the song that was number one when you were 16 and you were partying and having a good time and then we'll play our favourite one out of three. Bee's here. G'day, Bee.

Hi, Bee. Hi, guys. And I've got my daughter, Sajah, with me too. She's a fan of yours. Aw, Sajah, did you say? Yep. That's a cool name. Hi, Sajah. Yeah, she's in the background. B, let's find

out what your birthday banger is. What's your birthday? 30-11-72. Alright, B. You were 16 in 1988. And on the 30th of November, your 16th birthday, this was number one. Yes, Bea. Bea, your birthday banger is I'm Gonna Be. By the Proclaimers.

Nice work. Great drinking song. Such a good song, Bea. Okay, wait there, we've got to do one for Jenna. Hi, Jenna. Hi, Jenna. Hi. How are you?

Good, how are you? I'm good, thank you. Thanks for calling up. What's your birthday? February 24th, 1986. All right, Jenna, you were 16 in 2002. And on the 24th of Feb in 2002, this was top of the chart. Oh, classic.

That's a bit. Yes. A bit of Ja Rule and a Shanty. What a throwback. That's a great track, Jenna. You like it? Yep, definitely. It has me want to...

What does it say? Murder Inc. Okay, wait there, Jenna. We'll do one more birthday banger for Rosie. Hey, Rosie. Hi, Rosie. Hi. How are you going?

I'm good. How are you guys? Good, thanks, Rosie. Thanks for calling the show. What's your birthday? 18th of September, 1987. All right, Rosie, you were 16 in 2003. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one.

Yes, Rosie. What a banger. What a banger. What a banger. Tickle tail feather. This is from the year I was 16 as well. You and I are the same age, Rosie. Oh, awesome.

Great, yeah. Takes me right back there. Great. Oh, God. Yeah, things have to go on right. Right. Here you go. Wait, wait there. Wait there.

We've got to figure this out. The Proclaimers. Ja Rule and Ashanti or Nelly and Co with Shake Your Tail Feather. My gut to me today says that it should be the Proclaimers. My gut in my boot, hey, says Shake Your Tail Feather. Oh, really? Yeah, that's a vibe. Yeah.

That's a vibe. Okay, we'll go split vote. And I think today we'll give it to, you can choose, who do we give it to? Anastasia. Anastasia, pick the winner of Birthday Banger. You can choose from all three. You also have Ja Rule and Ashanti available.

Can I just go? Hang on, we can't hear you. You can't hear me? No, we can't hear you. I can hear her. Shake your tail feather, though. She's just done the motion. Say it again, say it again. Shake your tail feather though She's just done the motion Say it again Shake your tail feather

Yeah girl I love how this song starts too Hey Rosie You won birthday bagging Congratulations Thank you You better send it in the car Rosie I want to feel it from the studio

Thanks I will too guys Coming straight out of 2003 You better send it in the car, Rosie. I want to feel it from the studio. Thanks, I will too, guys. Coming straight out of 2003. Here's your birthday banger on ZDM, Bree and Clint. Bad Boy 2, the soundtrack. Bree and Clint. Look, I've been putting off telling this story for a couple of days now, but I think it's time that I shared this story with you and the world because it's very funny.

Right. Well, I think it's very funny. You be the judge. Look, over the weekend, my partner said to me, look, I really want to take our dog Whitney to the beach. I want to take her to a dog beach. I'm going to Google some beaches around our area that we can go to and we can take our dog. And I said, great idea. She hasn't been to the beach

for a while. She loves it. It'd be awesome to get to a beach. Anyway, so my partner Googled some beaches and said, oh, we found one. I think she's allowed to be off leash at this beach and it's only 20 minutes down the road. I said, great. Awesome. Let's go.

Anyway, so we packed up all the things and we packed up Whitney, our dog, and we've headed off to the beach. Anyway, we get to this beach. I've never been there before. My partner's never been there before. We get out of the car and it's real steep stairs down to this beach. Like super steep. So I've got Whitney on the leash and we're getting down these stairs and finally we get down to the beach and it's amazing. It's beautiful. But what I notice, it's quite covey.

So it's on a beach where you look and you can just see all the way down the beach. Oh, you're in like a little bay thingy. It's kind of like coves, like bays. Yeah, I know what you mean. And it does that the whole way down the beach. Oh, you're in like a little bay thingy. It's kind of like coves, like bays, and it does that the whole way down. Yeah. Anyway, I was like, oh, this is awesome. Like, let's go for a look. Anyway, so I was like, I'm going to let Whitney off the leash because there was no one else around.

You know, let her have a bit of a run. She loves running into the waves and all that kind of stuff. Anyway, so I've let Whitney off the leash, which is great, and she was staying around us and she was, you know, doing all that. And it was about a couple of minutes in where we were walking down this beach and we were going through all these different coves and Whitney all of a sudden takes off. And I was like, oh, here we go.

She's probably smelt another dog or seen someone throwing a cricket ball or a frisbee or something and she's off yeah so she's ran and she's kind of gone out of sight because she's gone into one of these coves and i've freaked out because i was like oh no where is she going like she's gone you know anyway so i've like started to jog quite fast because I was like, I need to find my dog and get her under control. It was at that point that I realised there was people on the beach and this was a particular type of beach. Were you on a nudist beach? It was a nudist speech.

And Whitney had, I mean, she had located some balls. And I'm not joking. It was so awkward because Whitney had run up to this guy who was just trying to have a naked sunbathe. He was just there to enjoy the sun on his gooch, you know, whatever they do. And Whitney was all over this guy. She was running around him.

She was jumping on him. She was barking. She smelt something, all right. She was licking him. Like, she was excited to see another person. She smelt sausage. Yeah. And do you know how awkward it is trying to catch your dog and get your dog under control

when there is a man who is fully naked and you were running around in circles around someone who is just trying to enjoy their naked life and it took me i'm not joking 15 minutes to catch my dog right and that's it was a nightmare so why on earth is that nudist beach listed as a dog-friendly beach? This is where it gets weird. Like, surely it should be nudist beach or dog beach. Or is that me being short-sighted? One or the other.

Do nudists need somewhere to take their dog as well? Is that what it is? Well, I mean, yeah, two birds with one stone. Everybody was off leash. I mean, I'm telling you, there was a lot of things that were, everyone was letting it all hang out on that beach. Did you guys strip down? No.

No? No. Why not? You were at the nudist beach. I know. And you know what the worst thing is, is that whenever I go to a nudist beach, not that I go often, but I've been to one or two and I'm usually by accident. I think this is the second time I've gone to a nudist beach by accident.

I always feel awkward because I feel overdressed. You are literally overdressed. But you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel awkward because I am overdressed. You need to just ease yourself into it. Just like flop one of them out there and just climatize a bit. Hi, guys.

First time. People will just think it's an accident. They'll be like, like oh look at that girl She doesn't even know At least we know what we're doing Anyway nudist beach That was on the North Shore in Auckland If anyone's wondering

They want to take their dog A lot of things to play with down there Can I get a Oh yeah Now was that real or was that fake That was fake Could you tell Nah I just assumed Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Now, was that real or was that fake? That was fake. Yeah, I knew it was. Could you tell?

Nah. I just assumed. I have some stats here, and this could be confronting for the men, and it could be a bit exposing for some of the ladies, but some research has been done into women who are more likely than others to fake it in the bedroom. Oh, this is easy. Don't need to study.

Women most likely to fake it. Yes. Straight women. Hey, hey. Oh, I'm joking. My wife is a straight woman, okay? Yeah, well, maybe you need to have a conversation with her later. Yeah.

No, you know what? I actually think this is a great need to have a conversation with her later. You know what? I actually think this is a great conversation to have because the more we talk about these kind of things, the better it gets for everyone. Yes, absolutely. I think we should stop being so, you know, not talking about it because then it only goes around and around in a circle. These stats are a bit glib, though.

So, okay, here we go. Women who are more likely to fake it in the bedroom are those who make more money than their male partner. Really? Yes. Oh, this is getting more and more depressing. Women who make more money than their male partner are twice as likely to fake it than women who earn less. Twice as likely to fake it than women who earn less. Twice as likely? Yeah.

And here's where it gets depressing. Just from a male fragility point of view. The issue is based around fragile masculinity. Right. They don't want to make them feel any worse. Totally. Totally. Where a man has a precarious hold on his own sense of manliness.

And maybe he's like, oh, yeah, you own all the money, what am I, just bloody housewife to you? What's the point of me? Why am I even here? Which is a dated way of looking at things, but this is just what the research says. It's done by the University of South Florida and it says women may attempt to neutralise the masculinity threat of out-earning their partners by reassuring them that they're good.

They're good in bed. No, you're great at this. You're great. And to do that, they fake the big ending. It's such a mistake. Also, can I just ask a male from a woman's point of view, why do males not like it if a woman earns more money? It's great for you.

Totally. If you're in a relationship with her. I've already offered to become a stay-at-home. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's awesome. Because guess what? If you're in a partnership with a woman who's earning good money, you benefit from that

too. I'll tell you why. And it was in the article. Fragile masculinity. You know? if your entire. You're ruining it for yourself. Yeah. If your entire ego centers around the dated concept of the breadwinner.

Yeah. You know, and the hunter gatherer. Such a dated concept. And I think it's a noble thing to do and aspire to be. But the idea that your partner, who just happens to be a woman, can't contribute to that in a significant way or a more significant way than you, yeah, it's complex, but it is dated. Nothing hotter than men who have a grip on their masculinity.

I was going to say, nothing hotter than a man who just leeches off his wife's income. No, but there's nothing hotter than a man who just leeches off his wife's income. No, but there's nothing hotter than a man who's comfortable with a woman he's dating who earns more money and he thinks it's great. But I mean, in a way, that's not too much where he's... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't settle. It's a fine line. Don't let her do everything.

Yeah, it's a fine line. In this study, by the way, they found that 30% of women earn more than their partners. That's the stats. In male-female relationships in this study, only 30% of women earned more than the males. So, jeez, put in a bit more effort, women. Come on. Pick up the slack. I mean, you know, you've got so many opportunities to do it.

Just come on. Get on your bike. Come on, hurry up.