ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 1st February 2023

Episode Date: February 1, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. It's Clinty, bitch. Hi, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast, everybody. Good to be with you. G'day, everyone. A little bit from me. I had some acupuncture this morning. They stab you? And I had some Reiki yesterday. So I'm feeling very zen. I'll bet you are.

You're back okay now? No, my neck is still fucked. But it's feeling a lot better. So it's definitely helping. It's such a weird thing getting acupuncture. I've had it before like a couple of times but when they they literally like throw the needle into you yeah um you need to go on chiropractic tiktok and um get someone to do some of the stuff that they see on the videos just

getting to watch the video and then just give it a give it don't do that give it evil give it a place do not do that man there's some amazing chiropractor videos on tiktok but i'm pretty sure they edit in the crack noise no well they mic them up they put mics on like the under their shirts and stuff do they yeah you have a look the next time you see one you'll see it usually you can see the cord and that's how they get the sound yeah yeah well up to you mate do you want neck pain or do you want the quick fix you got to decide what your priority is in this situation yeah the guy that gave me acupuncture this morning he kind of was

like because i've had a few bad experiences because i think just like in anything there's there's good ones and bad ones of every profession and I had a bit of a bad experience a couple of years ago, so I'm quite scared to get my neck or back adjusted anymore. But he was kind of like, you know. He sat on your face, eh? Why would you say that? Well, that's what you said. He said you burst your blood vessels in your neck.

He definitely, well, he definitely said. Because he sat on your neck, sat on your face. But do you remember what actually did happen is I had chewing gum in my mouth and he was adjusting my jaw and he put his hand in my mouth? That's right. Did he glove up? Yeah, it was gloved. He had gloves on.

And they kind of put their fingers in your mouth and then pull your jaw a certain way. Anyway, my chewing gum came out on his glove. Have I told you the story about the person I know whose osteo put their whole hand up their bum? What? That is not true. No, no, no, no, no.

I know I say a lot of dumb shit on this podcast. Hang on, let me just record this. This is a real... No, you can't record this. This is for podcast only. I know somebody who had. The whole hand? Up the bum.

How far up? You know how hard it is to get a fist into your bottom? I mean, I don't know how hard. Do you? But I'm assuming, well, you've had a finger up your bum, haven't you? Or you don't start prostating. I keep asking the doctor for it, but they said no, not until you're 40. I mean, you can do it yourself if you really are keen to figure out how that feels.

But you know how difficult that is and why would they be doing that? For an adjustment. That's bullshit. That is actual, that's abuse. Stop it. That is. Like, up to the wrist or? That's actual assault.

I didn't ask how far. Oh, that's the only question. Surely, yeah, you're right, that's the only question. Surely, yeah, you're right, that's the only question. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No amount of pain could ever warrant me going, yeah, I'm cool with you stranger person sticking your hand up my bottom. I don't think you've been in enough pain then. Mate, I broke my back.

I've been in enough pain, trust me. I would say absolutely freaking not. Yuck. And you know what? To to be honest you know why they do it it wouldn't even be for an adjustment you just have a different kind of pain to concentrate on i honestly can't believe that what do you what would you do in that situation like i'd say no you say thank you afterwards breathe deeply yeah i'd say get away from me you creep creep. No, you... Moving on, moving swiftly on. Brie, you can join in as well, but Claudia and I have a song for Clint.

We've been working on something. Yeah. Okay. Drop the beat, Ella. Let's hear it. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, Clint.

It's your birthday. Happy birthday, you're... Happy birthday, 21. 21. Something like that. Maybe a little bit older, but it's your birthday and you're cool. Obviously, our musical prowess has rubbed off onto you girls. Yeah.

We were planning that in the break. Were you? Yeah. You could tell how much planning went into that. There's flames coming out of that podcast. That was so good. Thank you. And thank you to everybody for my birthday presents.

I've had a wonderful birthday and I have two birthday cakes to take home and devour. The kids are going to love it. Yeah, boy. Sugar high. We've also booked you an osteo appointment for your birthday as well. And an ITS. Have you really? Oh, nice.

Fist bump. Yeah. There'll be some sort of fist bumping going on. You'd need a long glove, eh? You'd need one of those cow gloves. Oh. What? All right.

Ma. I'm not trying to be gross with that story. That's a real story, by the way. That was gross. We had to bring the tone down. We're going to go. Bye. Have a good podcast.

Bye, guys. Coming now. Well, howdy, pilgrim. Bye. Have a good podcast. Bye guys. Well, howdy pilgrim. It's Bree and Clint. G'day everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint. Hi Bree. Hi Clint. Welcome to a very special show because of one reason. Yeah. It's a Wednesday.

I'm kidding. It's your birthday, mate. Happy birthday. Thanks. You organised the song. The birthday song. Thank you. Yeah, you're welcome.

I've also organised a little surprise for you. Can we bring in the surprise, please? You've organised a surprise. Producer Ella. Bring in the surprise. No, no, no. I'm going to have to clean that up. No, don't you dare.

Don't you... She can't even crack it. Oh, Ella, one job. They've got a confetti cannon, but Ella can't make it work. If you want something done right, you've got to do it yourself. Give it to me. I'll let off my own confetti cannon.

Come on. Let's see if he can do it. Can you pop your top? Happy birthday, me. He's struggling. He's, oh. $14.99, not well spent. Put a bit of rest into it.

Go on. Is it the right way up? Yeah. It's broken. We've got a dud. See, this could be an omen for you. Any birthday from here on out is always a stinker. Worst birthday ever.

Just like me, the confetti cannons shooting blanks. Oh. What did you get for your birthday? I got lunch out with the family I got a Mitre 10 voucher from you guys I got a cake I got a framed picture from Lucy I got lots of cool things

It's been a great birthday, thank you And beers, yeah Spoiled And we've got another present on the way But it's not here. Typical, you know. But hey, it's more exciting when you get it a few days late because it just goes into one when you get it on the same day, right?

Yeah. Christmas has come early for everybody in Auckland. The sun is finally out. I don't know how this has happened, but it is actually hot and sunny and blue skies outside after another torrential downpour overnight. So everybody is happy to see that. We are lapping that up at the moment. That is great news.

That is such good news and something everyone in the North Island needs right now, I think. Totally. Yeah, we just need to get some stuff dry. Hope it's drying out wherever you are as well. Let's crack on with the show and get into a tradie versus lady battle. We've got $50 cash up for grabs thanks to KFC. If you want it, you've got a call to play.

0800 DIAL ZM and we'll put you head to head with someone else next. This confetti cannon really doesn't want to work. Not going. No, it's not going to work. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies. Right, here we go.

The tradies versus the ladies. Score update. The ladies sitting on seven, only ahead by two. The tradies on five. Let's go to our lady first. She's calling in from Fielding. She's 31 years old and she can talk with her mouth closed. Welcome to the show, Danny.

G'day, Danny. You can really talk with your mouth closed. Welcome to the show, Danny. G'day, Danny. You can really talk with your mouth closed? Yeah. I used to get into real big trouble in school for doing it. Can you give us a, hello, my name is Danny, with your mouth closed? Hello, Danny. It sounds like you're stuck in a cupboard.

I used to do it at high school, and the teachers would always blame the person sitting behind me until they found out it was me and then I got in trouble. Yeah, because I used to say not very nice things. I need to try it.

I can't do it. You know who does that? Jessie J does it a lot. I've seen her online. Oh, Jessie J. Oh, yeah. She's cool. There's a throwback.

Throwback, yeah. Relevant throwback for everyone. Let's go to our tradie today. He's calling in from Morrinsville. He's 18, and he's got a dog with three legs. Welcome to the show, Kieran. G'day, Kieran. Hello.

Mate, what happened? Accident with the dog? Born like that? Just born like that. Mate, what happened? Accident with the dog? Born like that? Just born like that. Oh, bless his heart. Or her heart. What's the dog's name? Hudson.

Hudson. Is it missing a back leg or a front leg? Yeah, the back leg. One of the back legs. Yeah, I feel like that's easier for them to deal with, eh, the back one? You can get by without one of those. Okay, Kieran, your buzz is tradie. Danny, yours is lady.

First to three gets 50 bucks from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Babe Ruth is famous for playing which sport? Lady. Yes, Danny. Rugby.

Good to give it a guess, Danny. I like your tact. Unfortunately, that's wrong. Kieran, you want to guess? I thought you were Googling it there for a second. Yeah, I'll guess cricket. Good guess as well, Kieran. Good guess.

No, it was baseball we were looking for. One of the best hitters in American baseball ever. Question number two, no points there. What are the two main ingredients in a beef tartare? In a what? Beef tartare. Lady. Yes.

Denny. Do you say eggs? I said beef. Yeah, beef, yeah. Tartar sauce. Good guess. Kieran? Beef and eggs.

Yeah, well done. How did you guess that, Kieran? Because Clint gave it away. Jeez. What a shambles. All right, let's get into some better questions Alright, one to the tradies Question number three

What type of dog has breeds that are called Scottish, West Highland and Fox? Tradie Yes, Kieran Terrier That would be the terrier breed All different types of terrier Nice work, two to the tradies You need. Nice work, too, to the tradies. You need this one here, Danny, to stop Kieran.

Question number four. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Yes, Kieran. Dan Walker. Well done. He answered three questions correctly with his mouth open, which makes Kieran the Tradiverse Lady Champion. Well done, ma'am.

Nice work, Kieran. 50 bucks coming your way thanks to KFC. Bree and Clint. Clint, a disgruntled teacher has spoken out about how she's frustrated with a bunch of parents who have been naming their twins very similar names. Like Humpty and Dumpty. Well, even more similar than that, to be honest.

Tweedledee and Tweedledum. She said in her career she has seen a lot of twins with very similar names. In this instance, she said she's currently teaching a set of twins. Both, they're girl twins, Celine and Selena. Oh, nah. That's so close, isn't it? Because I know of twins and like people who have twins, and it's very cute to dress them the same, make them look, especially if they're identical

twins, you know, but the name thing's too far. You've got to have some way of being able to tell them apart. Yeah, and like you probably can tell them apart because you're their parents, but for everyone else, if they're identical twins, quite difficult, especially when they're young.

Do you reckon they didn't realise how similar the names are? Because Celine starts with a C and Selina starts with an S. No, it's spelt Celine, S-E-L-E-N-E and Selina, S-E-L-I-N-A. Oh, right. Okay. They've got the same

initials and everything. I know. A few other people have commented and said my husband went to school with twins named Chris and Christopher. No. That's so bad. Boy and girl? Why do that?

Boy and girl? I don't know. It doesn't say. I'm assuming two boys. I'm assuming two boys. Someone else said, my dad knows twins his age named Rick and Richard. Pretty bloody similar. Especially when you're short and Richard, you've got twins called Rick and Richard. Pretty bloody similar. Especially when you shorten Richard, you've got twins called Rick and Dick.

Yeah, exactly. I mean, that's just kind of fun. I'll actually play that one. I like that one. I went to school with identical twin girls and their names were Tegan and Tani. Right. And I honestly- T and T.

I could never tell them apart and their names were so similar. I would always get it mixed up and they would get that their entire life. I just couldn't understand why someone would do that. Not quite the same, but I went to school with twin boys in Rotorua called Harley and Davidson. Oh no, that's not good. That's more of a local issue, I think. Yeah, not great. I reckon this doesn't even go just for twins.

If you have predominantly the same gender of children and you give them similar names, I reckon before they were famous, Kim, Chloe, Courtney would have faced this. You'd be like, which one of them are you? You're the, which one? 100%. Parents already struggle to remember each of their kids' names.

My mum calls me all of my siblings' names before she gets my name right. Same with my dad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He'll go, Callum, Aaron, Lana. He'll call me my sister's name before I get to it. Clinton. Clinton. What's your name?

Brianna. That's your name. I birthed you. I thought we could ask this afternoon because I think this is quite fun. Do you know twins or maybe you are the twin that has a very similar name with your twin? Yeah, you guys are so similar

that even your names almost match. Yeah, and do you like it or do you hate it? That's what I want to know. 0800 dials at M. You can text them in to 9696 and we can read them out as well. But we're keen to hear from twins

who've got the same, similar, or even just like funny pairing of names. Oh, we'll take that too. Bree and Clint. This text right here, Clint, that's just come through on 9696. We used to have two identical twin students from the Philippines named April Catherine and April Kathleen.

What? Really? Buzzy. You'd have to use their full names. Yeah, or else they wouldn't know who you're talking to. I wonder if that's a cultural thing. I mean, I don't know, but... Yeah, it could be.

Definitely could be. Someone else said, my nana is an identical twin. Her name is Di and her sister's name is Dee. No! That just comes down to pronunciation. Di-Dee. Together they're Di-Dee. Dee-Di.

Dee-Di. Twins Karina and Alina. See, that is just... I know identical twins called Emma and Ebba. No, you do not. There's no one called Ebba. Ebba. I think... Do we have them on the line? Have we got them? Oh, no, we did. I think we did. They dropped out. Someone said,

I knew identical twins named Eva and Ava. Oh, that's no. Just because they start with a different letter doesn't mean they're different enough. Let's talk to Nicole. Hi, Nicole. Hi. You know twins with similar names? I know more than that. I'm a high school teacher, so I've met quite a few, but these guys take the cake. I was a camp counselor in the States when I was younger

and there were twins called Mandy and Candy. Oh, no. There's more. They had a younger sister called Sandy. No! No, they didn't! Mandy, Candy and Sandy.

I kid you not. Please tell me Dad's name was Andy. Oh, no. Maybe they had twin brothers called Andy and Randy. I did think that. Randy. Randy. That would be brilliant.

Oh, my God, Nicole. Cold abuse. Yeah, Virgie on it. Thank you. We're going to talk to Becky. Kia ora, Becky. Hi, Becky. Hi.

Hi. We're talking about twins, or siblings at least, with similar names. What have you got for us? Yeah, so I used to fight with this guy years ago, and his name was Dory Fisher. Really, really nice guy. But he also had siblings Marina, Marlon, and Shelly Fisher.

They're all named after fish, and their last name is Fisher. Yeah, two names, Fisher. So what have we got? Dory, Marlin. Dory, Fisher, Marlin, Marina, Shelley. Oh my God, they're all ocean themed. They just need Nemo. That's the only one they're missing.

Yeah. And then one of my other foot mates told me that all their middle names start with C and that there's a half-sister called Dave. Oh, like C. They start with C as in from this. Oh, my God. That's a reality show waiting to happen, my friend.

Get someone, get them onto that family. Imagine if all those fish-based children's dad's name was Rod. Well, I believe it's like Mary and John or something. The mum and dad had real basic names. Yeah, right. Okay. All right. Again, borderline child abuse.

Thank you very much, Becky. We appreciate that. I like it. Someone texted through and they said, my son has two boys in his class called Jaron and Joran. Joran's not even, is that a real name? What's Jaron a name? Well, yeah, you got a good point.

Anything's a name if you want it to be these days. Someone said, I know twin boys called Fury and Rage. Oh, that's good. No, I like it. I went to school with Julie and Julia. Oh, my God. Someone else said, I know a twin brother and sister. One's called Christine and the other Christopher.

Yeah, that's so close. I know Donald and Ronald Weldon from Putty Mutter. No, you don't. Donald and Ronald. Ronald and Donald. Ronald McDonald. I know twins called Aiden and Jaden. Oh, my God.

I went to school with someone called Harry and... No, Harry and Barry. Okay. All right, we're going to wrap this up. I feel like someone might be taking the piss out of us here, I think. No, I think this is legit. People do this. And I don't understand what makes people think it's a good idea

to name twins really similar. Can someone text through? What's the appeal of it? Is it because it's cute? Is it because it's crack up? You know it'd be a real funny, lifelong joke? We'll use our kids. We'll use our kids.

And we named them Harry and Barry and they look the same. Shout out to Fury and Rage if you guys are listening. It's time for the latest. From iHeartRadio. This is the latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy.

Dean's here. They're the biggest girl band in the world right now. And there were rumours they could be coming here to New Zealand, but Dean's got the goss on Blackpink. Hi, Dean. Hi, Dean. Hi, guys. I hate to be the black cloud. See what I did there?

Yeah. Of news today. but here's the gossip, right? So K-pop sensation Blackpink cancelled their Auckland tour date, quote, due to unforeseen logistical challenges. So they're coming to Australia. They're being promoted through Frontier

Touring, which is obviously huge. And I hear all these weird rumours about having trouble getting a venue. There was something about like... Oh, no, Dean's turned into a robot. No! We had to put him on hold. Weird if they couldn't find a venue.

Blackpink are big enough that they could easily sell out Spark Arena. Do they need something bigger? Because we've got bigger stadiums as well. We could find a place for them. Yeah, we've got other stadiums we can put them in. This is the same thing Kendrick Lamar said when he cancelled the last show here. Logistical issues. I just wish they'd be honest with us and go, eh, too far away. You reckon that's what it is?

Yeah, you're too far away. The Kendrick one was weird. He was already here. It was like, just stay for one more day. Can't, just stay for one more day. Can't you just stay for one more day? I know so many people who were gutted by that cancellation. But yeah, if you're a Blackpink fan, and I know there are a lot of Blackpink fans here in New Zealand, one of the members of Blackpink was born here in New Zealand. They'll be gutted to know that the tour is going to Australia,

but not to New Zealand. Yeah, that's so disappointing. And I find that it's happening with a few other artists lately, like Taylor Swift doing Australian dates not New Zealand dates. I think we need to get onto these bloody artists and say, mate, you need

to come to New Zealand. They know they don't have to do two weeks of MIQ in a hotel anymore, eh? They know we can get them in and get them out. Maybe the message hasn't got back to them. People will be blaming Jacinda. Clint, I thought off the back of our chat this time yesterday where

we were trying to conduct the social experiment of could you tell if someone was rich or not by their voice? We failed, by the way. I don't... I think the conclusion we came to is no, you can't tell if they're rich from their voice. We failed, by the way. I think the conclusion we came to is no, you can't tell if they're rich from their voice. Well, we ran a pretty shoddy experiment

because we only had one test group. We had a sample size of three. But no, I stick by our research. No, you can't tell if people are rich based on their voice. No, you can't. You can't. You can't tell if people are rich based on their voice. No, you can't. You can't. You can't. But what I think you can tell is when you were a kid,

you could tell if your friend's family was rich based on certain identifiers. Yeah. Or at least that you thought you perceived them as being rich if they had certain things right. I know where you're going with this. Yeah, 100%, which I think this is a way better experiment or a way better thing to discuss because we all went through this. When I was a kid, I had certain friends, you'd go over to their house

and you'd think, wow, we don't have this at home. Like what? Give me an example of what it was for you. A few things of what it was for me because obviously I grew up in the, you know, the 90s, 2000s era. So a few things for me was an ice machine in the fridge. Oh, that screamed rich to me. Yeah.

Or a water dispenser in the fridge. Yeah. They're slightly more commonplace now. They're still semi-bougie. Yeah. But if you had one of those that all the American TV shows had, if your fridge dispensed water or ice, yeah, rich. Rich. 100%.

Rich. For me, if your family had Sky TV, rich. Yeah, that was another one. Yeah, rich. And back then, in the 90s, Sky was pretty basic. We're talking Sky Sport, Sky One. Oh, if you had Sky Movies. Rich.

Oh, that was like the mother load. If you had the Sky Movies feature, oh, yeah, absolutely. What are some of the other things? Let's have a think about this. I mean, in New Zealand, if you have a pool, like I feel like that's a pretty good identifier that that family is rich. Where we grew up, the neighbours had a pool and we didn't.

I was like, oh my God, it'd be so nice to live in a house with a pool. And turns out my parents agreed and they bought the house next door. And as kids, we moved from number four to number six. We moved into the house with the pool. So you were that family with the pool? Yeah, I guess we were rich. Did you have an ice dispenser in your fridge? No.

Okay, so you can't have everything. I did have Sky, but I got a paper run to pay for my own Sky TV connection in my bedroom. There you go. That's interesting. What else? What else was in that category? For me, it was a certain type of car, but it's very 90s. It's like, do you remember how cars changed?

Cars used to be like real angular and square. I'm talking like an old Mitsubishi Lancer. And then all of a sudden, cars got really aerodynamic and they got curvy. Do you remember the difference? And they were kind of sleek looking. To me, if you had a curvy car, your family was rich. That was an identifier of wealth to me. Okay.

Okay. I like it. What about a two-car garage? Attached to the house or not attached to the house? Attached to the house with an entry that goes from the garage. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah. Have you had internal access to your garage?

Rich, yeah. And wait, even better, an electronic garage door opener. Yeah, Rich. Yeah. To me, if I went around to your house and you had one of those souvenir photos of you on either the giant drop, the Tower of Terror, or that ride at Movie World,

the one that goes, it's like a log flume, but it drops you down in the thing. If you had a picture of you at one of the theme parks in Australia, rich, that was rich to me. Yeah, that's a good time. A lot of people, so many texts all saying the same thing, saying that if you had a two-storey house, so stairs inside the house, two storeys, rich.

Yeah, I get that and I feel that one as well. We didn't have a two-story house. It was like another world up there. And if your bedroom was upstairs, oh man, you're living the dream. I didn't even realise they existed until I was in my teenage years. We've got to acknowledge the international symbol of wealth if your family had Streets Viennetta ice cream, rich. Oh, we had that.

We had that as kids. That was the height of luxury for me growing up, Streets Viennetta ice cream, rich. Oh, we had that. We had that as kids. That was the height of luxury for me growing up, Streets Viennetta. But in fairness, I did grow up in an Italian family, so I feel like it doesn't count. Because it's an Italian dessert. Yeah, exactly. That's a part of our, you know, our heritage. Let's open it up and find out what it was for you that tipped you off to the fact that your friend's family were rich.

What did a family have to have for you to think, oh, shit, they're doing all right. Wouldn't mind being adopted by that family. Bree and Clint. This is not how we do it. So many good texts coming through on this and so many calls. Let's rip straight into it. Jamie's on the line.

Jamie, tell us what was the thing that told you your friend's family was rich? If they had Wi-Fi. Oh! You mean instead of having to plug the internet in? Yeah, so we had a T-shirt and I didn't

even know what Wi-Fi was until I was about 14. Yeah. If they had internet in every room of the house, damn, Rich. Rich, oh, while we're speaking of everything in the house, what about, like, air conditioning in every room that was, like, coming out of the roof? Oh, like ducted...

Like central... Yeah, like ducted central air conditioning. Damn, Rich. Oh, Rich. Steve's here.. Damn right. Oh, Rich. Steve's here. Hi, Steve. Hi, Steve. Hi.

Hi, Steve. What was it? Heated towel racks and an electronic gate for the front gate. You're so right. You're so right about the heated towel rail. When you were a kid, well, when I was a kid, I was like, whoa, and you guys just leave that thing on all day? That's crazy, man.

That's crazy. And it dries the towels? Amazing. Bree doesn't even leave hers on all day now, and she's a full-blown adult. I don't even have one. Amy's here. Hi, Amy.

Hi, Amy. Hey. How'd you do this, mate? What was it for you, Amy, where you thought, oh, these friends of mine, they're rich? Well, my friend had all the Sylvanian collection families, you know, the little animal triggering things? Yeah, the Sylvanian family.

Did she have the Sylvanian family house that you put them in? Yeah, they had that. They had all of that. I had none of it. No, that's rich. Sylvanian family was rich you could get the little barbecues they were all little rabbits right yeah little rabbits and bears and there's a little gopher or something i had two of those and i remember asking my mum

if i could get some more and she was like no too expensive i remember my cousins because i grew up with all boys except for my sister who was a lot younger. I had girl cousins and they had like off-brand Barbie. Do you remember the Barbie that wasn't Barbie? Was it Cindy? Was it called Cindy or something? So that made me think if you had like on-brand, actual brand Barbie. Damn, Rich. Mate, this will blow your mind.

I had the Barbie horse float. Get off the grass. Did you have the car with the pop-up headlights? Yeah. Rich, I thought you were povo growing up. Me and my sister had to share it. Ashley's here. Hi, Ashley.

Hi, Ashley. Hey, how are you? We're good. What was it that made you think your friends were rich when you were a kid? A hundred percent. If they were the kind of family where the kids were allowed to order drinks at a restaurant. For me, it was always like, nah, Sam, you have water. Yeah.

Yeah, that is rich. I still think people are rich now when they do that. For me, it was if your family got to go to a restaurant. I was like, whoa, rich. We just had fish and chips on a Friday night. That's good, Ash. A more modern one here. Someone said if they had USB ports in the wall sockets. Rich. Oh, yeah. That's good, Ash. A more modern one here. Someone said if they had USB ports in the wall sockets.

Rich. Oh, yeah. That's so rich. I even think that's bougie now. Someone else said back in the 2000s if they had two cars. Rich. Yeah, right. Okay.

Someone said if I went around to someone's house and they had Coke in cans instead of the 2.25 litre bottle that everybody drank out of. Rich. Yeah, even just soft drinks in general. If you had that at home, Rich. Someone said branded cereal. Someone said an extra fridge in the garage for soft drinks. And now, see, this is the fine line, Clint,

because we had a freezer in the garage, well not the garage, in our laundry. So if you have a fridge with just drinks in like the garage or your laundry, that's rich. But if you've got a freezer in the laundry or garage, that's bogan. Or it's just like cost efficient so you can take advantage of meat week at Pack and Save. Yeah, bogan. The opposite of rich. That's like, yeah, we had one in the laundry for sure. Someone said if you had a SodaStream and a trampoline, rich. Oh, that's good. What about this?

A DVD player in the car. So rich. Someone said, I thought my friends were rich because they had a sunken lounge. That means something completely different if you live in Auckland right now, though. Oh, too soon, man. Oh, too soon. Too soon. Too soon. Someone else said roll-ups and snacks.

That's rich. Yeah, if you came to school with those in your lunchbox, I always thought rich. Someone said a house with a modern coloured front door. Oh yes, I read that one. Preferably with a long vertical silver handle. Yeah. Yeah, right. I can see why that would. You know why?

Because normally those doors, I know the one you're talking about, it's like a big front door and it kind of opens into this amazing hallway entrance. Raro instead of thrifty cordial. Raro was not. Hard to call Raro rich, but I see what you're saying. There's definitely a difference. Someone just said the way Bree says garage rich.

Fair call, actually. Fair call. You're making it sound French. It's just a garage. Or just Aussie, I think. Tinned salmon. Tinned salmon. Waterbed.

A corner lounge suite. Honestly, this list goes on forever. It's so good. I love it. People are saying two separate living rooms, like two separate lounge rooms. I think that's the pinnacle. If you had a kid's lounge and an adult's lounge, rich.

No, I've got the pinnacle, Clint. I know what it is. And I've been, one of my friend's houses back in the day when I was a kid, this is the pinnacle. We went over and they had a movie room with a projector. Oh, yeah, that one's not even like nuanced. That's just straight up rich. Yeah, that's next level.

Brionne Clint. Garage. It's pronounced. Back after this. Brionne Clint. Hey, Clint, our listeners might recognise this iconic song about getting a pap spear. Get your pap spear. It's not that bad, I swear.

Get a friend to take you there. It's important to look after your body. It's no afternoon delights, but it can save your life, I guess. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Yep, iconic. Iconic. And such an important message. Me, myself, I'm super passionate about spreading the word

about uterus health, cervical cancer. It's all these different things when you get a pap smear that you get checked out for, and it's so important to be regular and go get these pap smears. I know it's a bit awkward. I know it's not the most fun time but it can save your bloody life. And shout out to

former producer Ellie for that banger there. Now that you've heard it, good luck getting it out of your head any time in the next six months. Every time I listen to it. It is such an earworm that song. But an absolute banger from ex-producer of the show, Ellie. Look, I read this story which was quite concerning to me and it's essentially what's happened over in Britain.

A petition has started to rename the pap smear or a smear test where they want to rename the pap smear or a smear test where they want to rename the pap smear because they believe it could be the name that is deterring people from going and getting the test done. Is it the pap bit or the smear bit? I feel like it's the smear bit. Yeah. The whole thing doesn't sound particularly appealing.

And I say that as someone who doesn't really know how a pap smear works. But yeah, you're right. It doesn't. It's not super welcoming, the term pap smear test or smear test, because let's be real, smear is usually associated with bad things, like a smear campaign. Yeah. Also, one of the members of the Foo Fighters, his name is Pat Smear.

Do you know that? No. It's so close to Pat Smear. So I reckon he'd be right behind changing the name of the Pat Smear. Oh, that poor bugger. Hey, well, it's interesting because it comes after reports that less than 50% of people who were eligible actually get a Pat Smear. So that is quite concerning numbers,

and I'm sure they'd be quite similar here in this country. So I'm just going to give you a few details because I am passionate about cervical health. So if you, I think, like, for example, I think I started getting pap smears when I was about 18, and then we should be going every two to three years, but talk to your doctor about it and book in your next one so you don't forget.

That is my tip. So I thought, look, it has been rejected, the petition to change the name of the pap smear test. So I thought maybe they just didn't have enough good names. Maybe they didn't put forward anything. They just didn't quite nail it. Yeah, maybe they need to, you know, throw into the British government's face the new name for the pap smear and then people can get on board. Well, what do you got? What do you think the

pap smear should be renamed? Well, I think, you know, we could just go real literal and go vagina party. Vagina party. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, which is, I mean, who doesn't love a party? That's a great time. Not really a party though. It kind of sells it a bit wrong. What else have you got? We could associate it with something else that's really fun, like a brunch.

We could call it a muff brunch. Yeah, muff brunch is an option. The last one I have, which is probably the most accurate and, you know, not misleading, we could just call the pap smear test the foof flossing. They've all got potential. You know? I mean, but I'm here, I'm open to ideas.

Open to the ideas. 9696, if you have an idea, what can we rename the pap smear to make it more appealing for women to go get tested? No ideas, a bad idea, and a pap smear brainstorm. Get your pap smear, it's not that bad, I swear. Get a friend to take you there. It's important to look after your body.

It's no afternoon delights, but it could save your life, I guess Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Bree and Clint Time for a birthday banger It's my birthday, it's my birthday Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger Here it is, birthday banger How it works, you call us up, tell us your birthday

We tell you what was the number one song on your 16th And then stick around Because we're going to play one of those songs, the nostalgic songs out in full. Let's talk to Anna. Kia ora, Anna. Hi, Anna. Hey, how are you going? Good, mate. How's your year started off? Yeah, pretty good, actually. We're just on our way home from holiday today, so we're going to get back into it tomorrow. Must be nice, Anna. Must be nice. Yep, absolutely. Oh, jealous. I'm so jealous, my friend. Well, tell us your birthday.

26 of January 1982. Oh, well, happy birthday for last week. You were 16 in 1998 and on that day, this would have been number one. Never, ever had I had to fight. I had to take away to find my peace of mind.

June from the All Saints. The winner. This is such a good song from the All Saints as well. And yeah, it just don't feel right. I love it so much. Okay, wait there. You've got a really good birthday, Banger. We're going to do one for Carly.

Kia ora, Carly. Hi, Carly. Hi. Happy hump day. Oh, it doesn't really count at the moment. School holidays that never end. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.

I see what you're saying, Carly. Extended school holidays, too. Are you in Auckland where they just tacked an extra week on? Yes. Yeah, we are. Yeah, chaos. Absolute chaos. Oh, you poor thing, Carly. Well, let's put a bit of pep in your step with your birthday, Banger. Yeah, chaos. Absolute chaos. You poor thing, Carly.

Well, let's put a bit of pep in your step with your birthday banger. What's your birthday? It's 9th of October, 83. Right, that means you were 16 in 1999. And back on your 16th birthday, this was at the top. Don't you know it's true what they say? That life, it ain't easy. But your time's coming around. So don't you start trying. I love it.

S Club 7. Now S Club 3, if they're touring. I've seen them live. There's not many left. What do you reckon about that, Carly? Is it a good birthday banger for you? It's not the greatest. It could be worse.

I can't believe they even had a TV show. Yeah, it's quite jump jam, isn't it? It's like... Okay, wait there. We're going to do one more birthday banger for Tamika. Kia ora, Tamika. Hi, Tamika. Hello.

How are you going? How's your day been? It's been busy. Busy? How come? Why so busy? i work in it ah you would always be busy to me even when you go home you'd have your parents your cousins your brothers sisters calling you up going hey can you show me how to fix my netflix account always it's always constant all right well let's see your birthday then, Tamika. What's your birthday?

15th of December, 1996. All right, mate. That means you were 16 in 2012. And Tamika, here's your birthday banger. Oh, man. Bit of re-re. Two weeks until she does the Super Bowl halftime show. You get Rihanna and Diamonds.

What do you reckon, Tamika? Oh, I love Riri, so I love this song. It's a good Rihanna song as well. Okay, we've got East Club 7, we've got All Saints, we've got Rihanna. I'm voting for that All Saints song. Yeah, I think I'm going with Anna. Never, ever All Saints for the win. Especially with that spoken intro to that song.

I think it's iconic. I think she nailed it. She hit the nail on the head. As soon as it came up, she said winner. And you're right, Anna. Congratulations. You've just won birthday banger. Yes, thank you.

My kids are stoked in the back of the car. Oh, good. Yeah. I was like, oh, they like the All Saints too, but they won't know the song. They're just happy that mum won. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, absolutely.

Mum's a winner today. Coming straight out of 1998. It's your birthday banger on ZM. A few questions that I need to know. How you could ever hurt me so. I need to know what I've done wrong. And how long it's been going on. Brian Clint. Someone's selling a bottle of water from the log flume at Disneyland for $1,000 on the internet.

So we want to know what the souvenir is that you took from somewhere. Did you scoop something up and go, oh, that'll be worth something one day? Or maybe you just wanted a memory, right? Maybe you just wanted a little piece of that thing to remind you of the time that you went to this certain place. There's so many good texts coming through on this. Some good, some real just stupid stuff that people have taken home. Someone said, this one's a good one. They said, my father-in-law has one of the old chairlifts from the Kadrona ski fields.

He's a skiing fanatic and now has it in his garden in Wanaka. It was taken legally when they decommissioned the old lift and replaced it. It was taken legally. I like that you stipulate that. Hard to make it off a ski field with an entire chair from a chairlift illegally, you know? Yeah, that would be quite the feat.

It would make quite a cool garden installation, though. I like that one. Let's talk to Shania. Hi, Shania. Hi, Shania. Hi. What's the souvenir that you took, legally or illegally? Yeah, honestly, I don't know if it was, yeah, it's probably bad.

But I actually used to work for Disney. I did the Disney College program, and every shift that I did, I put a pin in my pocket, and I was, for the purpose of using it throughout the shift, but I worked in the water park, so I never needed it, and I ended up with, like, 100-plus pens, and I brought them back to New Zealand with me. A hundred pens, Shania. Probably more than that.

I haven't really counted them. Have you still got them? Yeah, I've still got them. They're made of, they're not, like, normal writing things got them. They're made of, they're not like normal writing pens though. They're made of like paper. Right. Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay. Well, good. I feel like you could keep one though

as a reminder, but a hundred, that's good too. Who doesn't need pens every now and then? Someone said, McDonald's used to do your chips in a mini deep fryer basket. Oh, I remember that when you bought the fancy burgers and you got it when you built your own burger. That's right. I put one of the deep fryer baskets

in my handbag and left. I don't know why. I just wanted it. Yeah, you never know why you just want certain things, but I mean, souvenir, take it home. Oh, this is such a good one. This is iconic. They said I have the silver fabric that was used to flow

from the back of the bus from Priscilla, the Queen of the Desert movie. Oh, that's amazing. I know exactly the piece of material that you're talking about. It's iconic. They're standing on top of that big bus and the silver fabric is flowing off the top. That's amazing.

That'd be worth some money. That's a piece of movie history, that one there. I wonder how they got it. If you're still listening, if you can text through, how did you manage to get your hands on that? Chelsea's here. Hi, Chelsea. Hi, Chelsea. Hi, guys.

Did you take a souvenir from somewhere? I didn't, but my mum did. So take you back about 47 years ago. She was a schoolgirl growing up in the UK and they went to Greece for a family holiday. And she took, stole, took a part of the Parthenon. What? So she managed to get it back to the UK

and she since obviously moved out to New Zealand and now it takes pride of place at my brother's house in Hamilton. That thing would be thousands and thousands of years old. That's a piece of an ancient civilisation.

Although, isn't the whole Parthenon just like crumbling down? Isn't it just like rocks all over the place? Yeah, basically. That's the weird thing about going to that part of the world, Greece, Italy, walking through Rome, all these stones that you're kicking, they're like thousands and thousands of years old

and probably belong to some amazing building once upon a time. Chelsea, that's kind of like going to the Statue of David and taking home one of his testicles. Wouldn't mind it. That'd definitely be worth something. Iconic. Thanks, Charles. Someone said, I took a Harrods serviette and sugar sachet

because I was broke, but I still wanted to have something from Harrods. Oh, I like that. That's a bit cute. You want to say you got something from that department store, but you're right, that is very expensive, that place. Someone else said this one is super iconic. They said, I caught Taylor Hawkins' drumstick at a Foo Fighters concert in London.

That would have a lot more meaning to it now. Yeah. I took a piece of Yosemite and a piece of the Grand Canyon. Please don't hand me over to biosecurity. Oh, my God. I've got a vial of water that's melted ice from Antarctica. I might drink it one day. Who knows?

I might turn into a yeti. Yeah, or you might get some ancient waterborne disease that we're not aware of. Nikki's here. Hi, Nikki. Hi, Nikki. Hiya. Tell us, mate, what did you take home as a souvenir?

Well, it wasn't me. It was my sister. She was in town one night and she ended up meeting some of the members from the band Closet of the People. Oh, yeah. Okay. And she ended up hooking up with one of them.

And so the next morning, impulsively, she decided to take his undies so she could show the rest of her friends what had occurred the night before. No! She did it! You're kidding! She's got the guy from Foster the People's undies.

Out of interest, Nikki, what brand of undies was he wearing? Look, I have no idea because the next day I rang up and I was the police investigating stolen goods. My other sister told me about it. So because I had got her all in a bluster, she didn't give me any more details. She was too pissed off with me. Did she wash them, those undies?

I don't know. Maybe she's still wearing them. Yay! Oh, she wore them. Yay! Oh, this is saucy. She's freaky deaky. That's good.

Thank you. Someone said, my dad took a Georgie Pie sign when they closed all the Georgie Pies down. That's iconic. I love that. That's cool.

Yeah, that's very, very good. My nana steals a glass from every pub she visits and she has a whole cabinet of branded glasses at her house. Nana's a klepto. Someone else said,

my husband stole one of the Viking horns from the welcome to Danny Burke sign. Oh my God. There's a lot of stolen ones coming in. We might have to wrap this up here actually, but thank you for all your souvenir text. Brian Clint. Believe it or not, after all the chaos,

and I know this will be weird to our South Island listeners, but all the weather chaos that the upper North Island has been through in the last few days, here in Auckland where we're standing right now, blazing hot sunshine, blue sky. It's cleared up. This morning, you couldn't hold a phone call because the rain was so loud while you were standing inside,

and now it's sunny. So things have turned on a dime, but shit is hectic out there, man. It is chaos. The roads, everything out there, people's houses. It has been the most insane window of weather that I've ever been a part of living here in New Zealand. There's never been more non-generic weather chat. It's not generic. It is far from generic.

Yeah, I said non-generic in the past week. Like, it is just wild and it's warranted. You grew veggies at your house this summer, eh? Did you have a veggie garden? Yeah, we've got a veggie garden. We grow mostly herbs because we find that you can use them quite a lot. But we've got tomatoes and lemons and, yeah, a few bits and pieces. Call me a dad in my mid-30s,

but I've really got into growing veggies this spring and summer. And I've taken photos of it. I've had the most bumper crop this season. Honestly, the veggies that I've had, I've been really proud of it. But today I'm reading this news that if your veggie garden got flooded over the last week in this chaotic amount of weather that has come down, you have to rip the whole lot out. You can't eat it. No.

And you should be ripping your veggie garden out. Why? If it flooded. If your backyard flooded and the water came up over your veggie garden. Of course. Because it's sewage. It could be sewage. Yeah.

It could be, well, sewage is the big one, but it could be contaminated water from anywhere that has got into your crops and you can't use it. And I didn't realise this, probably stupidly, but commercial farmers and people who grow vegetables that we eat, if their stuff got flooded, they have to do the same thing. They have to rip out that entire crop and get rid of it. How devastating is that?

Yeah, it's pretty upsetting. Because, I mean, when places flood, you think about it, it's everything that's on a road, in a drain. It's going through backyards that have dog poo in it. Like, who knows what is in that water? And then, obviously, it contaminates everything. That's what always buzzed me out about all those news crosses they've been doing this last week.

Like, they had Wendy Petrie live from the Auckland domain and there's people like kite surfing in the domain because it's so full of water. I'm like, bro, that's a poo lake. You're in a poo lake. That there, you have no idea. You're going to get something, yuck. My mum lives in Pukekohe and that's where all of the potatoes and all of the onions that we eat are grown.

And there's pictures of these suburbs that are across the road from a farm which grows all of this stuff and the water has lifted these crops out of the ground and has washed onions, like whole onions, paddocks of onions onto people's front lawns. It's

mental, the stuff that's going on. Yeah, it's devastating. I saw that clip on the news and the guy was like, it's been flooding here and now we've got a front yard full of onions. Some people are like, oh, free onions, bro. But apparently, I'm not an expert, but from what I'm reading is- Don't eat them. They might be poo onions.

Yeah. Yeah. Don't eat those. Poo-tatoes. This is definitely not a five-second rule. Bree and be poo onions. Yeah. Yeah. Don't eat those. Poo-tatoes. This is definitely not a five second rule. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. And that's the end of the show, everybody.

Thank you very much for joining us. It's been a hoot. We are done for the day. Happy hump day. We're over all this bad weather. On to new and brighter skies, Clint. I've got to go home. I've got two birthday cakes to eat.

Two? Yeah. Two birthday cakes. What's your favourite type of cake? Carrot. Carrot cake? Carrot cake's such a solid cake. I do love a carrot cake.

With the lemon icing. Yeah, delicious. The cream cheese icing. You're a basic B, red velvet, eh? I do love a red velvet. I'm also a carrot cake girl. And then what would be the other? What's the three?

Oh, ice cream cake. Oh, ice cream cake. Yeah, but that doesn't count. That's like... Cheesecake. Cheesecake. Traditional or baked? No, traditional.

Wet cheesecake. You've got to go moist. You don't want the dry one. Do you reckon Gen Z are going to cancel Red Velvet? Are they? I don't know. It feels like a very millennial thing, Red Velvet. Let's ask producer Ella from Gen Z.

Do you like Red Velvet cake? Ella, you speak on behalf of all Gen Z. Yeah. Is there a risk that Red Velvet's going to get cancelled? I don't say cancelled, but it's definitely like a granny cake. See? Granny cake. If there's any granny cake, it's a carrot cake.

Oh, I love carrot cake. Or a poppy seed, lemon and poppy seed cake. Oh, yeah, no, that's old. Have a great night, everybody. Celebrity Treasure Island is back at 7.30. You can catch it there. You can text the keyword in and win $1,000, and we'll catch you back on the Brianne Clinton Show tomorrow.

Bye. Granny cake. Granny cake sounds kind of freaky. Is that a metaphor? Yeah. Ha, ha, ha. I want to be in a play ZM's Brand Clint on Insta Facebook

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