ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 1st February 2024

Episode Date: February 1, 2024

Taylor Swift tickets! What should be in a full English breakfast? What ruined the honeymoon? How to spot a liar. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. G'day everybody and welcome to the Brigham Clint Show. Welcome guys, just a normal old day here, nothing to report, just a regular old Thursday. Yep, very normal day. I mean it's Taylor Thursdays. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And it's also my washing day.

Yep. Okay, that's good to know, yep. You do undies today, eh? Undies on Thursdays. You do a full load of undies. Full load, about 40 pairs. That's how many I wear during the weekend. Oh, it's resistance day at the gym.

So I did arms this morning. Arms day. Because it's boring but cool. Arms day. Yeah. What else? Is there anything else, producers? Oh, day before Friday.

Day before Friday. We're nearly at the end of the week. First day of Feb. Mm-hmm. First day of Feb. Terry Styles' birthday. The first of Feb. Good day.

Harry Styles' birthday today. As if I would forget Harry Styles' birthday. Come on now. Of course I knew that. Anything else? Anything else? Oh, you know what else it is. It's my birthday, all right?

Get to the goddamn point. It's my... It's your birthday! Happy birthday! You thought we forgot. I like how I timed it that he turned away And I was like perfect timing Party popper for Clint's birthday As if we would forget My 37 year old heart cannot take

A shock like that Please never do that again Happy birthday Thank you You're welcome You're welcome. No, you're welcome. You are welcome. I wore white shorts today. I think I might

have a brown patch in the back of them. Yeah, I think you've shit your pants. Yeah, thanks guys. I appreciate it. You're welcome. Hey, for Clint's birthday, we're still going to play Tradie vs Lady. $50 cash up for grabs. If you want to play, give us a call now. 0800 dial Z lady. $50 cash up for grabs. If you want to play, give us a call now.

0800 DIAL ZM. Happy birthday, mate. Thanks. I need a pair of those undies you washed. Someone has text through and said, if I don't win these Taylor tickets, I will drop out of intermediate. That's a big threat.

I'm not sure you can do that. That's hilarious. Point taken. No worries. We hear you. Coming up very shortly, a Taylor Swift song. It's Tradie versus Lady. Three, two, one, let's go.

All right. We've got to play a game of Tradie versus Lady first. The Lady's sitting on seven wins for the year. The tradies pulling one back yesterday. They're on six. Go to our lady first in Christchurch. She's 37 and it's her birthday tomorrow. Welcome to the show, Amy.

G'day, Amy. You're turning 38 tomorrow. Oh, thank you. And happy birthday for tomorrow. Thank you. What are you doing for it? Happy birthday tomorrow. You doing anything special, Amy? I am, yeah, yeah.

I've got a bit of a girls' weekend planned. We're moving to Australia in a couple of months, so we're going to actually do something this year, which will be nice. You've got to live it up before you go. You need the big hurrah. Whereabouts are you moving? We're moving to Perth, which I've never even been to before, so that should be interesting

Amy, you picked the furthest possible place in Australia away Perth's lovely though I hate the heat so it's going to be great You'll love Perth, Perth is beautiful It's only 42 degrees there today, you'll be fine It's going to be great You're going to have literally

a humidity Trady is from Auckland. They're 35 years old. And get this, it's their birthday today. No. Welcome to the show, Sam. Hello, Sam. Hey, guys.

Happy birthday, Clint. Happy birthday, Sam. My birthday brother. Happy birthday, Sam. Yeah, birthday to him. Happy birthday to the lady on the other end as well. Yeah, there we go. Sweetheart.

What are you doing for your birthday, Sam? I'm cruising around with my missus and she's in the car and she's going nuts because she sees me calling you guys. You can do whatever you want. It's your birthday, Sam. You're good to go. I'm moving to Australia as well.

What? Whereabouts are you moving? Don't say Perth. Melbourne. Oh, Buzzy. There's a glitch in the matrix today. Okay, Sam the birthday boy and Amy the birthday lady. Your buzzer, Sam, is tradie. Amy, yours is lady. The first to three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC.

Good luck, guys. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Which One Direction member shares a birthday with Clint today? Tradie. Yes, Sam. Harry Styles. Harry Styles.

It is Harry Styles. He's our birthday brother. One to the tradies. Question number two. How many wisdom teeth does the average human have? Trady. Yes, Sam. He's quick on the buzzer.

Four. Four. It is, of course, four. Some people have none. Some people have more. Yeah. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.

Lady. Sam. Sam got in just Kelly Sam Kelly Clarkson Oh my god Wow That's amazing My missus told me to call up Because she says that

Whenever we listen to you guys Then tradie versus lady Comes on I always win She was right she was right. She was right. Hey, Amy, producers, can we find her some KFC chicken dollars? Yeah. For her birthday?

Oh, yeah, I'll split it with her. And Sam, we've got $50 cash coming your way. Congratulations. Oh, let's see. Congratulations. My Mrs. Dara is going nuts in the car right now. Oh, shout out to your miss. Oh, it all paid off.

Happy birthday, everybody. Bree and Clint. Okay, everybody, here we go. Welcome to Taylor Thursdays. You have arrived. ZM has the final Taylor Swift tickets to give away to the Airers Tour in Sydney. This time we're chucking in flights and accommodation.

And every Thursday from 6am until 5.30, if you get on air when you hear a Taylor Swift song, you're in the draw to score that double pass. All right, we're about to call someone back who got on air today. They don't know we're calling. So if you have been on air today because you called during a Taylor Swift song,

I hope you have your phone with you. Best of luck, everybody. Claudia, feel free to connect the phone call. If I was in this drawer, I would just be. Oh, God, here we go. Hello. Hey, is that? Oh, my God.

Hello, is that? Oh, my God. Is that Abby? Yes, yes. Abby. Abby, it's Brian Clint from ZM. Abby. Guys, legit. Abby. Abby, it's Brian Clint from ZM. Abby. Guys, legit.

Abby. I literally rolled my ankle trying to get on the phone today. Mate. So the pain that I've experienced is so worth it. Well, we haven't even told you the good news yet. We could be calling about anything, Abby. There's good news and bad news, Abby. Oh, no.

Do you want the good news or the bad news first? Oh, okay. Give me the bad news first. It's okay. The bad news is is that you rolled your ankle. The good news is

is you're going to see Taylor Swift. She's screaming Oh my gosh I need to rest You need to rest I need to elevate my leg You need to ice Abby You need to ice that ankle Because you're going to be there in Sydney in a few weeks

Oh my gosh I need to tell my physio because they were worried for me. Tell your physio it's all worth it. I can't tell if these are screams of pain or screams of joy. Probably a bit of both at this stage. Who's your emotional support person and probably physical support person that you're going to be taking to Sydney to see Taylor Swift with you, Abby? You've got two tickets.

Who gets the other one? Oh, my husband. He's been with me for the Reputation Tour. So I'm going to turn him into a true-born Swifty. So it'll be so fun. Abby, what does Taylor Swift

mean to you? Oh, she's everything. She's so awesome. She's literally just like, she's given Travis Kelsey a home. Even on most of my films. She's given him a home. Yeah. Before Taylor Swift, he was sleeping rough.

Are you saying she put Travis Kelsey on the map? Oh, yeah, 100%. Hey, Abby, we're stoked for you. And I've never been to Australia. I'm so stoked. You've never been to Australia? Oh, God, you're stoked for you And I've never been to Australia So, so stoked You've never been to Australia? Oh, God, you're doing two birds with one stone Wait, Abby, have you got a passport?

Yes, I do Thank God I travel Yeah, thank God Hey, thanks for listening to ZM, mate Thanks for persisting Thanks for putting your body on the line to win these tickets We're so stoked that you are our second Taylor Thursday winner.

Congratulations. Abby, if you could describe how you're feeling in one word right now, what would it be? I'm in pain. Fair enough. It's a good pain, though. It's a good pain. Sorry to everybody that missed out.

We've got another double pass on Thursday coming up. You just have to wait seven days, six days, and we'll do another Taylor Thursday. We're going to do it all again. We appreciate all of you. We know how hard and difficult it is, and it can be disappointing, but there's still more tickets, more flights,

more accommodation. Keep the hope alive. Let's talk about one of my favourite things in the whole world, a full English breakfast. The Big Bricky. Yeah. The Big Bonanza. When you go to a cafe and you order the Big Bricky, it's generally their version of a full English. Yeah.

Is that fair? Yeah, I think every cafe does their spin on it. Yeah. Because obviously we're not in the UK. Yeah. Or a fry up. Yeah, everyone's got their own version. Yeah. Or a fry-up. A fry-up. Yeah, everyone's got their own version. But it's essentially a big breakfast.

It's with multiple... It's everything. ...things. Yeah. But is it always everything? Because everyone does their own version. What is the ultimate big breakfast is the question. I was reading this article which was talking

about, it's actually an expert and I can't say his name. It sounds very French. Oh, okay. But very fancy. Could you attempt it for us? That would be fun for us. Oh, this is like one that I don't even think I should attempt.

Guus Bill de Missenden. That'll be it. Okay. That'll be it. Don't look it up. It's fine. This guy is from the English Breakfast Society.

Okay. And he's an expert in breakfast. Right. That's what he does. What a fun job. I know. What a great job. He actually has said that he believes that the grilled tomato and mushrooms that sometimes appear on an English big breakfast should be replaced with pineapple.

Pineapple? So, wait, wait. Pineapple? This was my reaction too. So he said, and he's the expert, remember? He said that the tomatoes and mushrooms are a recent addition and they used to be pineapple back in the day. Originally, pineapples were seen as exotic and expensive in the UK, quite difficult to obtain,

and were a highly prized breakfast ingredient for wealthy English families. What's English about a pineapple? So originally, the tomato and the mushrooms was pineapple. Just cold pineapple. I'm not too sure. Or like grilled pineapple. I think grilled pineapple.

Pineapple is such a controversial ingredient in anything, eh? In pizza, in burgers. See, I'm a fan. I am too, but not with my English breakfast. A pineapple fritter? No. Come at me. Bree said it's a challenge to assemble the ultimate English breakfast,

according to us. Yes. What do you think is the top seven things? You can only have seven because obviously you would have more if you can, but we're talking seven. You can only have seven because obviously you would have more if you can. But we're talking seven. You go, you order it. This is the seven things you want on your English Big Breakfast. You'd think we'd be excluding things.

But Claudia was saying before she would struggle to find a seventh ingredient. Yeah, I thought of six and then I was like, there's nothing else. I've never had a Big English Breakfast though. Have you not? No. What? Nah. They're too big.

You're missing out. This is going to be interesting. We've got Claudia who's never had one. Have you not? No. What? Nah. They're too big. You're missing out. This is going to be interesting. We've got Claudia who's never had one. Ella who's a vegan. Who loves them. Oh my gosh. You love an English breakfast.

I'll smash back one. Yours is going to look very different to ours. Oh, you're doing a vegan one. Okay, I'll go first. I'll go first. Here's my seven ingredients. Bacon.

Obviously. Fried egg. Obviously. Baked beans. Yep. Bacon. Obviously. Fried egg. Obviously. Baked beans. Yep. Sausage. Yep. Mushrooms.

Yep. Hash brown. Yep. Toast. Oh. This is so messed up. That's exactly mine. Yeah.

Eggs, bacon, hash browns, sausage, toast, mushrooms, baked beans. Spot on. I agree. Get rid of the roast tomato. It's always a half a tomato and they don't even roast it long enough and then you're like, oh, I guess I have to eat that. It's so hot. Claudia, what's on yours?

I only have one point of difference. I have fried eggs, baked beans, sausage, bacon, toast, hash brown, and tomato. No! You've got tomato instead of mushroom. Yeah, because they're always real dry.

The mushrooms. Yeah. But we're talking like... Are you talking a creamy mushroom or just a fried mushroom? No, just a greasy mushroom. I feel like tomato on a big breakfast

is never good. I love a roast tomato if it's done right, but on a big breakfast it's always average. Before we get to Ella's, by the way, can people text us on 9696?

What ingredient do you think we're missing? Yeah. If there's anything that you think from these lists so far, which are fairly similar, is there anything that we're missing? Should be on the list. Not pineapple. Yeah, not pineapple. Okay, Ella, are you ready for the vegan big breakfast? Heck yeah. Okay, let's do it. This is for all the vegans out there. We're starting with mushrooms. I love

wilted spinach, so spinach. Bread, obviously. Or like toast. And then vegan sausages, so spinach. Bread, obviously. Or like toast. And then vegan sausages, but they have to be yum. Tomatoes, roasted. Baked beans, obviously. And the best thing ever, potato roti. Potato rosti?

Yeah, that. Yum! Yum, yum, yum. It doesn't sound too bad. It's so good. I thought I was going to get Like some falafel mash Or some shit They never do them right You know what

Everyone's texting in That we're missing Yeah what are we missing Black pudding No I know that's in a Traditional English breakfast All the Brits are going Black pudding

Which is what That's blood isn't it It's blood It's blood sausage It's tasty though I have tried that Claudia the vegetarian I must admit That blood sausage Is quite good There's a reason It's tasty though. I have tried that. Claudia, the vegetarian. I must admit that blood sausage is quite good.

There's a reason it's on that plate. Yuck. People are suggesting halloumi over mushroom. Do vegans eat halloumi? No, that's cheese. Vegetarians eat halloumi. You're not having a croissant on an English breakfast. That's French.

Someone's having hot chips. Can I say, unpopular opinion, halloumi, pretty bloody average. No, no, no. It tastes like a piece of rubber. Like when you put it in your mouth, it squeaks. Yummy salty rubber. Yeah, it's squeaky cheese. Have you guys tried other cheeses?

Because it's a lot better than that. It tastes like an old boot. All right. Well, I'll eat that. We'll get some black pudding for you. Like me? Claudia wanted the black pudding. Yeah, but she's already had it.

Yeah, I'll just look at it. Oh, no, you're not the real testers. Make Ella eat the black pudding. Never in a million years. Eat it, eat it. Yup. Bree and Clint. ZM's Bree and Clint.

Jeez, long way for a giraffe to fall Yeah, tallest animal Sad Anyway, it's my birthday today Speaking of your birthday The producers wanted to sing you a song Do they? They did

Okay, take it away guys This is just for you Okay, ready? Okay, ready? Yeah Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday. Oh, stop doing that.

Oh, that's a pretty one. We didn't even practice that. Guys, nail that. It's on your face. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. I appreciate the sentiment. You love when it's all about you.

This is making it look. I don't cope well with surprises. You hate surprises. I'm not cleaning this up, by the way. It's my birthday. Happy birthday. Bree and Clint. From this month, all district councils and city councils around the motu

will be accepting the same things in your recycling bins. I didn't realise they weren't in the first place. No, everyone had different rules. They're also going to reject the same things from your recycling bins. Yeah, but how do they actually reject things? Do they go on through my recycling, go, that, she hasn't washed out the hummus container. It goes to a big sorting plant and then people, and machines,

but mostly people sort through it. Oh, those poor people. The more crap you put in the recycling bin, the harder it is for them, the more money it costs to do recycling and the less effective it is. The worse you are doing for the planet. You think you're helping?

You ain't helping. You're not doing anything to help. You're making the problem worse. Wash out your milk containers, people. At least wash out your milk containers. You have to're helping? You ain't helping. You're not doing anything to help. You're making the problem worse. Wash out your milk containers, people. At least wash out your milk containers. You have to do that, eh? Or can you put them in with a little bit of residue? Like how much residue are we talking?

Like in your passata bottle? Yeah. What if it's just got that thick ring around the top? Around the top. I think you want to get it as clean as possible. But then you don't want to waste water cleaning it. I know. Because then that kind of goes against the thing, right? Put a bit of water in, put a bit of soap. Shake it around.

Put the lid on, shake it, and then rinse it out, but then throw the lid away because you're not allowed to recycle the lids. That sounds like a lot of admin. And I never remember about the lids. Do you? No. I'm like, and are the lids, like a metal lid, is that different to like the milk bottle lid? No lids. Just no lids. Do you? No. I'm putting the lids in there. And are the lids like a metal lid? Is that different

to like the milk bottle lid? No lids. Just no lids across the board. This is the new rule. They're trying to simplify it. No lids. Well, why can't they just make it all lids? No, because they can't. No, they're not recycling lids at all. Okay, gotcha. No lids. I've come up with a game

where I'm going to give you items and you're going to tell me whether you think they can be recycled or not. I'm going to be horrible at this game. So the idea here is if you've got this item in your house, does it go in the rubbish bin? Or the recycle. Or the recycling bin, okay? Oh, God, I'm going to look like a dum-dum again.

Here we go. Can you recycle it? Yes, we can. Maybe. Not let's though. Start. Not lids, though. Start easy. Plastic milk bottles. Can you recycle them?

Yes. Yes, you can. Well done. Make sure you wash it out, though. Not the lids, though. Not the lids. Not the lids. Put those in the bin.

Yep. Second, those single-serve plastic yogurt pottles. Like a fresh and fruity. Yeah, okay. Or a... Yes fruity. Yeah, okay. Or a... Yes. No. Oh.

Which is where it gets confusing. That is plastic. Boy. I know, I know. You can recycle the big one. Like if you buy the one liter thing of yogurt. Oh, but no. This is too hard, guys.

You need to make it easier. But the little one that the sour cream comes in? No. Why not that one? Different type of plastic. How am I meant to know that? It looks the same. PVC pipes.

Yes. No. Oh. I don't know why. How often am I recycling a PVC pipe? Come on, Clint. Unless you're redoing your plumbing. You shouldn't have to worry about it.

Yeah. You shouldn't have to worry about it. I'm not doing that on the regular, so I feel like that one shouldn't count. For any plumbers listening, stop putting your offcuts in the recycling bin. Yeah, can't do it. Yeah. You shouldn't have to worry about it. I'm not doing that on the regular, so I feel like that one shouldn't count. For any plumbers listening, stop putting your offcuts in the recycling bin. Yeah, can't do it. Next one.

You said yes, milk bottles, and you were correct. What about milk cartons? Those cardboard cartons that you get your milk in or you get your oat milk in? Nah. Because it's got the shiny silver stuff inside. Yeah, no, you can't recycle them. Yes, I've got that one. You've got to put those in the rubbish bin.

Yep. I knew that one. So you think your oat milk is saving the planet, but actually you're just filling up the landfill with shit. And it's making you bloated. Well, that might just be me. Okay, okay, we're doing well. Okay.

Pizza boxes. Pizza boxes. Sure can. Yes. They're cardboard. That's just changed. You didn't boxes. Pizza boxes. Sure can. Yes. Because they're cardboard. That's just changed. You didn't used to be able to recycle them. Everyone was putting them in there. We weren't actually able to recycle them.

Oh, yeah, I knew that. You can recycle a pizza box now, but you have to clean it. You have to take all the cheese off the cardboard. You've got to get any little bits of pepperoni that are stuck to the lid. You've got to take those out. But, like like how clean? Just oily, it can't have bits in it But like bits, like big bits?

No bits No bits Okay, let's power through this The plastic tray that your Tim Tams come in Under the new rules, can you recycle that or can you not? You used to not be able to because the plastic was too thin But I'm guessing now you can. No, put it in the rubbish bin.

Okay. The polystyrene packaging that your TV comes in. No. No. Can't do that. Can't recycle polystyrene. No. Put it in your rubbish bin.

Yeah. And then it'll break down into a million little pieces. And be really annoying. And then when they take it to landfill, it'll blow away and birds will ingest it and then they'll go and vomit it in the ocean and birds will ingest it and then they'll go and vomit it in the ocean and then fish will eat it and then there'll be microplastics in your fish and then you eat the fish. That's the circle of life. That's just the circle

Join in. The circle of life The Rexona can that your deodorant comes in. Can you recycle that? Yes. No. You can't recycle aerosol cans. Oh, that's right.

They also can't go on your carry-on. No. The last one in Can You Recycle It? Our educational and entertaining game to bring you up to speed with the new recycling rules. I need to get this one to feel good about this. Meat trays. You buy some chicken breast from the supermarket,

it comes in that little plastic tray. Can you recycle it? No. Yes, you can. You couldn't recycle the old polystyrene ones, you can recycle those plastic ones. If the council has been listening to this, this has been a massive joke. I am just kidding. This has been a massive joke.

I am just kidding. It's been a big bit. I know all of those things and I recycle responsibly. I reckon we revoke your recycling privileges. Please don't come and check my recycling bin. Just take the bin away. Please. To be honest, my partner runs a recycling bin in our family.

If you're going to get home, the council's going to put a padlock on your recycling bin. To be honest, fair enough. I saw this thing today that was on the New Zealand Herald. It talked about the six ways to spot if someone is lying to you. Ooh. Yeah. Everyone knows the one classic one.

What's that? Which is where someone, like... Oh, looks up to their left? Their eyes dart off to the left. Yeah. Yeah. That one's not on here. Okay. And that one's kind of been disproven a little bit.

Has it? Yeah, because what if something just happens to the left? You know? Like, what if you just... Yeah, that's true. Or maybe a liar discredited it. I don't know. Do you reckon you're good at knowing when someone is lying to you? I think I am pretty good at reading people if I know

them. Yeah. Do you think you are? No. No. I take everything at face value. I'm not a very suspicious person. Oh, not me. Yeah.

I'm always thinking ahead, overthinking everything. Anyone who thinks that someone might be lying to them at the moment, like a partner or their parents. Scandalous. Here are the six signs that someone could be lying to them at the moment like a partner or their parents. Scandalous. Here are the six signs that someone could be lying. First thing, when they're talking to you about the thing that is a lie, they go into way too much detail. That's so true.

There's a technique that interrogators use where they'll often just let a person talk because if they don't interrupt, the person will feel the need to fill the gaps and add more details to the story. And overcompensate. And add more details to the story. And overcompensate. And add more details to the story. And the more they let them talk, the more likely they are to say something that contradicts something they said earlier. It was like in that series, the Squid Game reality series,

one of the last challenges where they had to put like a present on someone else's desk. But everyone was blindfolded. And then the person had to go around and interrogate people. There was one of them the woman who ended up winning it he like asked her if it was her and she just went into so much detail i was like it's obviously her another sign that someone's lying to you they exaggerate their body language and that can be things like they laugh too hard at your jokes or they're overly enthusiastic about something that you're telling them it's signs that someone is

trying to convince you that they are reacting genuinely so they react bigger like if you said I saw Stephanie at work today and Stephanie is the person that you're suspicious of them having something

to do with and they're like oh my god how is she I haven't seen her like, oh my God, how is she? I haven't seen her for ages. Oh my God, I love Stephanie. That's a sign that they could be BSing you. Number three, they look stressed. Stress is a sign of lies. Sweating.

There's an FBI agent who said that signs of stress when someone's lying to you could include their voice going into a higher pitch. Okay. Them drinking more frequently, like sipping from their water bottle into a higher pitch. Okay. Them drinking more frequently, like sipping from their water bottle more often. Ooh. Swallowing deeply, like that.

That's a sign that someone could be stressed out and lying to you. Also fidgeting with something in their hands is a sign of stress, which could be a sign that they're lying to you. Or they've got ADHD like me. Oh, that's the water thing too, eh? Yeah. Because of the Ritalin. Yeah. Well, maybe. they've got ADHD like me. Oh, that's the water thing too, eh? Yeah. Well, maybe.

You've got to know who the person is. Actually, all of these signs are a sign of ADHD as well. Too much detail. Exaggerated body language. Let's go through these quickly. Six signs someone's lying to you. Their behaviour changes. People always talk about their partner that was cheating on them. They figured it out because they started changing

their daily routine or their habits. They started going to work a little bit earlier. They started shopping at a different store. These things that are out of habit for somebody are a sign that they could be lying to you. There could be something else going on. Yeah, out of character behaviour.

Sign five is self-soothing. If someone is talking to you, they might self-soothe by constantly rubbing their face or covering their mouth while they talk or stroking their hair while they're talking to you. Okay. Self-soothing is a sign. And the last one is when something seems too good to be true. An example of that would be if your partner said to you, hey, guess what?

I've just booked you a trip to Sydney for the weekend. And you're like. Just you and your girlies? Yeah. And you're like. All expenses paid? What's the catch? This seems too good to be true.

Just because I love you? No, no reason. It's just because I love you. It's just because I love you. Too good to be true. Too good to be true. It could be a sign that it's a lie. Yeah.

I hope that's helped some people and not just made you extra paranoid. As I got through that list, I was like, man, what am I doing to people with this list? Is this helpful or is this? I think it's better to know. You reckon it is? Yeah. The worst part, like when someone is being deceitful towards you,

is where they make you second guess yourself and like your gut feeling. I'd much rather just know. Like gaslighting them. Yeah. You're crazy, man. And you're stuck in this limbo where you're like, I swear, like I'm not going crazy.

Well, there you go. Use that as you see fit, everybody. Bree and Clint. It's time for What's the Plot? Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plot line,

that she can do. Bree and Clint's What's the Plot? Our movie guessing game where the money goes up and up and up every week when someone doesn't beat Bree. Today we're playing for $150 cash. And Caitlin, you've got a shot at it. Hi. Hi.

Hi. You know your movies, Caitlin? Are you a movie buff? I think so. And, like, even if I haven't seen them, I feel like I'd sort of know the plot anyway. Okay. Hopefully.

Okay. No, that's good to have that background knowledge. And were you calling up to play What's the Plot? Or were you actually trying to get through for Taylor Swift? Well, I've been calling all day for Taylor Swift, but I thought I'd try for this as well. May as well if you're here, Caitlin. Not a bad consolation prize.

Okay, here's our theme for the day today. It's my birthday. So what we've done is we've put together a list of movies that are all about birthdays. Okay? Okay. Somewhere in the plot line of this movie, it contains somebody's birthday.

Right. Okay? So it's not necessarily all about a birthday, but there is a birthday within the film. It revolves around birthdays somewhere in the film. Yeah. Okay? I'll start reading out the plot line of the movie.

If you think you know what it is, either Caitlin or Brie, you buzz in with your name. Whenever you think you know it, don't wait for the end. And if you get two movies right, you'll win the game. Good luck. Okay. All right, good luck, Caitlin. Here comes movie number one.

All our teenage hero wants is to fit in and get a boyfriend. When her birthday party doesn't go to plan, she's... Caitlin. Caitlin. Is it 13 going on 30? Wow, it is two. Caitlin, that was good from you. That was very good.

Seriously impressive, Caitlin. Thanks. Well done. On the money. Okay. I'm impressed. Let's change it up a bit. Movie number two.

A conniving attorney is an ace in the courtroom, but his dishonesty... Brie. Brie. Liar, liar. Liar, liar is correct. Jim Carrey. Because his son makes a wish on his birthday

that his dad would stop lying. His dad's just stopped lying. Yeah, that's exactly right. We're all tied up. Oh, okay. Movie number three. After many years of marriage, one guy is the sole male in his household

that includes his wife and his two young daughters. As he struggles to keep his record label afloat, he and his... Bree. This is 40. Get out! I thought Caitlin was going to have you today. It's one of my all-time favourite films.

I'm so sorry, Caitlin. You were so impressive. Please call back and play again. And we've got 50 KFC chicken dollars as a consolation. Oh, awesome. Thank you. Good luck for the Taylor Swift competition. We were just joking.

You can get through as many times as you want in a day. I don't know if it'll let me. So keep calling, Caitlin. You never know, mate. You got through once. You could do it again. There you go. That's what the plot will play for $200 next week.

Bree and Clint. All right, Bree and Clint show, gather in. Gather in because I've got a new idea for a game. Look, I don't know if this game is going to work, how it's going to go, if it's got the legs to be played each week, but I feel like it's worth a try. It's all got to start somewhere. It's got to start somewhere.

We've got to give things a crack to see if it works out. So here's the concept of the game that I've thought up in my mind. Whether it actually works out, we'll see. Okay. So the aim of the game is you have to call, randomly call a number. You can't know the person. It has to be a cold call. It can be a business.

You can pick a number out of the air. It can be a random number. You have to call them, and you are only allowed to say these exact words. You can't say hello. You can't say anything else other than, can I get a... That's all you're allowed to say. If you

receive the response oh yeah that is one point. That's a win. That's a win and that's one point. Okay. I like it. That's the whole game. Do you think that's universally known enough? Like if someone called you, you'd know what to do. But like it's very generational.

I reckon it's only millennials and Gen Zs that would get this. But you don't know who's going to pick up the phone. It's hit or miss, which is why I think a part of the game is the person that is calling gets to pick the place. Oh, okay. Because that is a part of it. You're right. All right, okay. So what should we call the game?

I guess the game could be called. Can I get a? Can I get a? Can I get a, yeah. We'll need to get some production made. Well, I guess we should give it a go. You've got to see if it works first. You're getting a hit of yourself.

Because it's my idea, I'll go first. Because if it's a disaster, then you don't have to put yourself through it. Okay, I've elected to call a place, a lovely establishment in Christchurch called The Little Fiddle. Oh, the Irish Bar. The Irish Bar, The Little Fiddle. We've had good success with Irish

Bars in Christchurch. We have, haven't we? We've done the Bog Irish Bar before. I'm going on that theme. I feel like it's always a good vibe at an Irish bar. But can I get a... Can't wait to hear this. And will it be said with an Irish accent? Well, okay.

We're connecting ourselves now to the Little Piddle and Christchurch. Wish me luck. This is the debut. Can I get a... Little Piddle and Millie speaking. Can I get a... Hello? Can I get a... Three!

Yeah! Bloody legend! It was all worth it. Oh, my God! That's a free one. That's one point today! That's a free one! Bree and Clint. Oh my God. It does. It's a free one. It's one point to me. I can't believe that worked. Bree and Clint.

ZN's Bree and Clint. Hello everybody. It's Bree and Clint. There's one more Taylor Swift song coming before we call our winner at 5.30 for Taylor Thursdays. Correct. Also, it's a Thursday, which means there's a brand new episode of the Parenting Hangover out.

It's a parenting podcast. Well, mine. And it's a Thursday, which means there's a brand new episode of the Parenting Hangover out. It's a parenting podcast. Or mine. And it's a back to school episode. It's all about back to school. You've survived the holidays. We've got there. You can finally get rid of those kids. When's back to school?

We love the kids, but you can get rid of them now. It's either, some are back now, some go back next week after Waitangi. Yeah, right. They're all going back it's on my heart radio

kick them out the door or wherever you get your podcasts and also one last thing happy birthday Clint one last time stop it I appreciate the sentiment

but couldn't you have just got me like a my 10 gift card or something we have organised yeah to make your day special. Just think. Like all this planning.

I knew it was coming and I still... Ella and I meticulously taped these party poppers under the desk so I keep pulling them out so you don't notice. You guys can't see this. It looks like a unicorn exploded inside the studio. Looks like Mardi Gras in here. Anyway, happy birthday. Thank you very much.

I kind of appreciate it. We're going to do a birthday banger next. So 0800 dial ZM if you're over 16 and you want to know the number one song on your 16th birthday. Birthday banger time. Give us a call. We'll get you on the air.

Brian Clint. I can't find the buttons. Everything's covered in confetti. All right. Here's Olivia Rodrigo and Vampire on ZM. Bree and Clint. And it's time for a birthday banger. Bree and Clint.

All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. All right. Welcome to Birthday Banger, everyone. This is where you call us up, tell us what your birthday is, and we have a system here where we can figure out what was number one on the charts when you turn 16 and we'll play our favourite one. Let's start with Kim. Kia ora, Kim. G'day, Kim.

Hello, how are you? Good, mate. How's your day been? Good, good. Have you been trying to win these Taylor Swift tickets? Yeah, I've been on for the kids all day as well while they're at school, but no such luck so far. Well, not yet. There's one more chance coming up, okay? We've got all the phones ready but no such luck so far. Well, not yet. There's one more chance coming up, okay?

We've got all the phones ready. So good luck for that. But in the meantime, let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday, Kim? 9th of the 12th, 84. All right. That means you were 16 in the year 2000. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Who let the dogs out?

Who, who, who, who? Who let the dogs out? Jen! This was number one. Jen. You like it, Kim? It's been a while, but we'll keep it. Yeah. In 2024, who let the dogs out just means taking your shoes off, doesn't it? Yeah. Get the dogs out.

Get the dogs out. Let's go to Mackenzie for a birthday banger. Hi, Mackenzie. Hi, Mackenzie. Hi the dogs out. Let's go to McKenzie for a birthday banger. Hi, McKenzie. Hi, McKenzie. Hiya. Do people nickname you Macca?

No, it's more Kins. Kins. Kins and Kinsey. Okay, interesting. Alright,

mate, what's your birthday? 15th of June, 2006. Alright, that means you were 16 in the year 2022.

And Kins, let me take you back to your 16th. Roses, St. John. What did everybody think the lyric in this was? I was in a porno with a pack of screaming goats. Yeah, I think so. You like that one, Mackenzie? Yeah, I'm quite surprised, honestly.

Once you hear it like that, you can't unhear it. So listen. Yeah, that's exactly what it is. Right then, Mackenzie, we've got to do one more birthday banger for Caitlin. Kia ora, Caitlin. Hi, Caitlin. Hi there. Whereabouts in the country are you, Caitlin?

Wellington. I actually got through before for the What's the Plot? It's not you, is it? It's you again, Caitlin. You've managed to get through twice today for different competitions. Yeah, but not for Taylor Swift. But not for Taylor Swift. Hey, well, at least you know you can do it.

But while you're here, Caitlin, you're getting the whole Bree and Clint treatment today. I'll say. You're going to do birthday banging too. What's your birthday? 26th of August, Caitlin. You're getting the whole Bree and Clint treatment today. You're going to do birthday banging too. What's your birthday? 26 of August, 1997. Alright, mate. That means you were 16 in 2013. And Caitlin, this is your birthday banging.

And we're going to let it boom, boom, boom, boom. We're going to let it boom, boom, boom, boom. Illy Goulding. Banger. Banger. Do you like it, Caitlin? Yeah, I'm not surprised.

I think she was pretty big then, so yeah. Huge. You're spot on the money, Caitlin. Okay, wait there. We've got to decide between the Baja Me and Ellie Goulding and St. John. Is that the song, the Ellie Goulding song, where she's like, Get a look at what I like so. Yeah, it's that one, yeah.

I'm in two minds. The Ellie Goulding song is a's like, get a look at what I like so. Yeah, it's that one, yeah. I'm in two minds. The Ellie Goulding song is a banger but I know that Ross Boss just got in his car to drive home and I feel like he would love to hear the Baja Men for his drive home. Which means he would hate the Baja Men. I feel like he would really enjoy the Baja Men

for his drive home. Well, you know, what's your birthday? So I'm going to give up my vote. Don't put this on me. I'm going to give up my vote to you and to be honest, mate, you can play whatever you want. It's your birthday. You can't get in trouble. You know what? Do whatever you want.

It's your birthday. Kim, shall we play the Baja Men on ZM? 100%. Yes, Kim. Are you not entertained, Ross? Are you not entertained, Ross? Are you not entertained? Thanks, Kim. Here's your birthday banger.

Brian Clint, you're on ZM. ZM, Brian Clint. No regrets. That's the winner of birthday banger. As chosen by me personally today, that's the Baja Men and Who Let The Dogs Out for Kim from the year 2000. That's my dog's favourite song. People ask me all the time, that's my top five Baja Men song.

Yeah, me too. Of all time. Of all time. Yeah. I'd say it's my favourite. I'd go as far as saying it's my top Baja Men song ever. I'd have to sit on that for a bit. Yeah, Baja Men.

The Taylor Swift song is coming. It's coming. It's very soon. It's coming in a matter of minutes, the last Taylor Swift song for Taylor Thursday. And the winner is being called in the next 15 minutes. Okay? We're going to call someone and give them those tickets.

Stick with us. We promise. First, though, huge, potentially huge news to do with iMessaging. It's one of the main reasons that the war between the Android users and the iPhone users exists, and that's the green text message situation. You can't iMessage each other. You can just tell when someone's got an Android because it comes up as green.

Now that we have the same charger, it's kind of the only thing. Oh, yeah, the charger's been swapped over. That and AirDrop are kind of the only thing that we've got left to be divided over, isn't it? Yeah. At the moment, iMessage is the same as WhatsApp and other database messaging systems. It's encrypted.

You can send really good videos on it and photos. You can see when someone else is typing. But when an iPhone texts an Android, it forces it back into the SMS system that we used in the 2000s where we used to send 160 characters and shorten our words as much as possible. And you have to have reception.

And you have to have cell phone reception. It can't run on Wi-Fi, which is what iMessage runs on. iMessage will work if you have no credit on your phone. Yeah, it will work on Wi-Fi. So long as you're on the Wi-Fi. It's so good when you're travelling because if you can connect to Wi-Fi, you can message people. But not if they're an Android user.

But not if they're an Android user, which makes it very frustrating. And not if you're an Android user and the person you're trying to text is on an iPhone. Because Androids do it to each other and iPhones do it to each other. They've got their own iMessage. But we can't meet in the middle and send each other iMessages. That could be about to change. There's a lot of pressure on Apple at the moment.

It's the same way they got them to change the charger. It's all the stuff that's happening in Europe at the moment and they're putting pressure on them and they're saying this is not fair. It's also not safe because the messages that you're sending, they're not encoded, they're not protected. And if I send you a video, it looks like I filmed it on a kumara.

Yeah, there's no point. There's no point. You just end up messaging on Facebook Messenger or something. Or WhatsApp or something. But my mum doesn't have that. Nah. And it's annoying to have to use multiple apps. You know, if we all just used WhatsApp, we'd be fine.

Nah. No one wants to do that. You want to use the one that's built into your phone, don't you? I don't want to use WhatsApp. Yeah. Yeah, I know, because it's a whole other thing. Yeah, No one wants to do that. You want to use the one that's built into your phone, don't you? I don't want to use WhatsApp. What? Yeah. Yeah, like I... Yeah, I know, because it's a whole other thing.

Yeah, it's a whole other thing. Apple could be about to allow RCS messaging, which is like the advanced version of SMS messaging. So it will do everything that iMessage does, but it won't technically be iMessage, but it will be in the same app. Will it look the same? No one knows yet.

So they'll let you do the high-quality messages. They'll let you have the little bubble that says when someone is typing and when they stop typing and all of that, and they'll let you send videos and photos and things like that. But they're going to keep iMessage and they're going to keep that just for iPhone. I wonder how they've come to a decision. Someone's paying someone a lot of money. I think they're getting forced to do it.

Oh, forced? That's the reason that it's happening. Yeah. But what's the bet? Even if they bring it in, they still keep the messages green. That's what most people care about. They're like, I don't care if my messages are encrypted as long as it's blue. I know, exactly. It's like a badge.

It's like a weird sort of badge of. Yeah, it's like a stamp. Yeah. It's like, why do I have to be green? Yeah. But anyway, the changes could be rolled out in the next 12 months and you might at least be able to see, like if you've got a friend who has a Samsung or vice versa,

you might at least be able to see when your message has been read, which would be... Well, that'll be start. In the year 2024, that might be helpful, right? That would be helpful. Bree and Clint. My turn now, eh? Yeah.

Sorry, I'm so like jazz when you make someone's dreams come true. Oh, the Taylor Swift thing? Yeah. The tickets, we have given them away. Abby picked up the tickets to Taylor Swift live in Sydney. We'll do it all again next Thursday and we apologise.

We realise that a lot of people have worked really hard today. Abby did work hard for them though. She fell down a flight of stairs. She did. Trying to get through today and has rolled her ankle. If we could give tickets to all of you, we would. We've got a plan next week.

Please don't throw yourself down the stairs next week to get the tickets. She didn't win because she fell down the stairs. No, no, no, no. It's just a nice thing that has happened. A nice thing? Coincidentally. That she hurt her ankle? The tickets. No, no, no, no. It's just a nice thing that has happened. A nice thing? Coincidentally. That she hurt her ankle?

The tickets. Oh, the tickets, yeah, yeah. I want to talk about this guy that has absolutely ballsed up his honeymoon. Okay. He's ruined the entire honeymoon after him and his missus, they've gotten married and they're on a plane to Santorini in Greece. Oh, yeah, nice. Yeah.

Like, what a great spot for a honeymoon. Anyway, so they've hopped on this plane and he actually had gotten kicked off the flight because he got so wasted on the plane from Manchester Airport that he was put in handcuffs and dragged off the flight. Oh, shit. Not on your honeymoon. Christopher was his name.

Christopher refused to stop vaping on board. He also told the captain to F off. Apparently, he was being so disruptive and he was vaping on the plane, they told him not to do it, that the captain of the flight has come back down the plane to say, hey, mate, you pull your head in. And apparently Christopher's turned around and said, hey, mate, F off. Shove it up your bum. His poor new wife.

How embarrassing. Because two things. One, it's ruined the honeymoon. Ruined it. And two, it's ruined the honeymoon. Ruined it. And two, it's too late to back out of the marriage. Too late now. If this had happened just before, she could have called the wedding off, she could have delayed it until he sorted his shit out. That's her husband.

Yeah. And she has to sit there next to him while he's behaving like that. Do you reckon it's better that he had his, because obviously I have this theory that if someone's going to have a blowout, they're going to have a blowout.

Like it's just, it's in their stars. Do you reckon it's better that he had it on the plane, Manchester side, or should they have got to Greece and he could have had his blowout over there

and at least they got to Greece, but he would have risked being in a foreign jail. At least she could have partied it up in Greece. True, she could have stayed on. They're now back in Manchester. They don't get to go at all. To be fair least she could have partied it up in Greece. True, she could have stayed on. They're now back in Manchester. They don't get to go at all.

To be fair, she could have still gone. She could have got off the plane, put him in an Uber. He's now suspended from flying for 12 months after he admitted to being very drunk on the aircraft. Can you imagine? How many drinks would he have had to have sunk at the airport? Yeah. Like, was he getting there five hours, six hours before? Was he a nervous flyer?

Was that maybe that? Oh, I don't think so. Can you imagine the dog box that that guy would be in? Like, I hope, I hope for both of their sakes that they have a spare bed at their house. Speaking of the dog box. Or a comfy couch. I'm going to put you under his cargo like I'm sending my dog to Greece so we can still go.

I'd be fuming. Can you imagine the regret he would feel when he gets home, comas out because he's steamed, and then he wakes up in the morning and he's like, why are we in Greece? I've got anxiety. What did I do? Why are we in Greece, babe? What happened? what did i do why are we in greece babe what happened what what's going on and she just death stares him she shows him the video that's

on instagram that another passenger took of him yelling at the pilot while vaping oh god anyway um i thought we could ask people to call this afternoon i'd like to hear stories about when honeymoons went awry. Like was it a disaster for some reason? What happened on the honeymoon that made it an absolute write off? Honeymoons are meant to be as perfect as the wedding itself. It's meant to be bitter because the pressure is off. My sister and her husband went on their honeymoon and they went to America and they were going to do Route 66. Yeah.

Anyway, they get to America and waiting for their luggage, looking around, no luggage, no luggage turns up. For either of them? No, just for my sister actually. Oh. So she's waiting there and she's like, you've got to be kidding me. Her luggage, they couldn't find her luggage for four days. Oh man.

So they couldn't start the road trip. She said she had to buy underwear from the petrol station. Sexy. Sexy honeymoon undies from the petrol station. What or who ruined the honeymoon? Someone said on the text machine,

I got so sunburned on our honeymoon in Vanuatu, my husband couldn't touch me. Coming up to our 33rd wedding anniversary next month. Laughing face. I know that feeling. You know when you're so burned? Yeah. He's like, are you really sunburned or are you just making an excuse?

She's like, get away from me. You said you had a headache and now you said you've got third degree sunburn. I'm starting to think you're just avoiding me. She's literally like, you feel how it's like there's a heater in the room? Yeah, that's me. He's like, I don't mind. Oh, be gentle. What about if I give you a massage?

Line your stomach. Steph's here. Steph's here. I know $100,000. Hi, Steph. Hi, Steph. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you.

Steph, who or what ruined the honeymoon? Well, my husband and I went to Fiji for our honeymoon. Okay. And we decided to take one of those day trips out to one of the remote islands. Lovely. You know, get the whole shebang. Okay. And we decided to take one of those day trips out to one of the remote islands. Lovely. You know, get the whole shebang. Yep. And decided to go swimming

and hubby got stung on the end of his penis by a jellyfish. Oh my. Did you say he got stung on his penis by a jellyfish? He did. Oh. He did.

Oh. Was it a blue bottle? I have no idea. We didn't see it We got out of the water pretty damn quickly How did that even happen? Was he wearing no togs? No he was in sort of just boardies

But yeah obviously He got up there and Found the first thing it could You know what's ironic about that Steph Is they say when you get bit by a jellyfish you should pee on it. So what's his options? Lie on his back and just...

I certainly wasn't going to pee on it for him. No, no, no, no, we didn't expect that. Steph, did he say, look I'm just picturing when it happened, did he say to you babe, I've just been stung on the penis by a jellyfish? It was quite funny.

He kind of went, oh, my God, something's not right. And, you know, we weren't too far out in the water when it happened. We were sort of out by the coral a bit. And, yeah, we came back and he went, I'm just going to go to the toilet. And he came out and he goes, oh, my God, what do I do? What do I do? Did it swell up? Yeah.

But not in a good way. But not in a good way. But not in a good way. Not in a good way. No. That poor bastard. I don't want to pry too deep into your honeymoon. It ruined it. It ruined it.

I was going to say, was there any chance that it came right before the end? But no, it was. No, it took a good week or two to really settle down. Not the honeymoon we planned. I hope you sent that jellyfish a strongly worded email, Steph. Not much more

he could have done. Oh, my favourite call of the day. Holy hell! I didn't think that was possible. Could you rub lotion on it? Or would that be tempting fate? Two birds, one stone. Yeah.