ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 1st July 2021

Episode Date: July 1, 2021

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Welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast. If this show had theme music, what do you think it would be? Oh, you've got a mouth full of M&M's. Sorry, the Benny Hill theme. Oh. Why can't I remember that? But I can't remember my wife's phone number. Do you know your wife's phone number? No. Do you know my wife's phone number?

Nah, I don't. The only number I know is my own and my mum's. See, I'm back with my dad. I got a message from my mum today. Went to all the kids to say, hey, dad's lost his phone. So don't call him, essentially. He can't. He left it on the roof of the car.

Why didn't he text you? Good question. Massive, massive boomer fail too because he has a phone wallet. So not only has he lost his phone, he's lost his wallet as well. And instead you love that one. I'll take that.

Perhaps it's the most simple thing to say. You know what was quite comforting? What? Because I haven't lived at home for 15 years. Mum said you can't text him or call him, but if you need to speak to him, you can call the landline. They still have a landline.

They still have a landline, and our phone number for the landline is still the exact same phone number. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I still remember my home phone. But she followed it up with, Dad might not answer, because he doesn't know how to answer the new landline phone.

That's funny. Your dad is so technology illiterate, isn't he? Oh, the man, but yeah. Not good at technology. Oh, he's getting better. He's getting better because he likes the iPad. Oh, that's cute. iPads are such a boomer gateway.

My mum won an iPad and it changed her life. She loves it so much. Oh, that's what I'm going to get her for her birthday I'm going to update her iPad It's like 8 years old now Oh you'll change her life Yeah I'll get a really nice one She'll freak her shit though when the home button's gone though

Yeah Actually remind me I want to talk about this dad phone thing I want to talk about it on the show tomorrow Because there's more to it There's more to dad and the phone But I need to talk about this Should I write it down?

Yeah someone write it down Get your mum You want me I write it down? Yeah, someone write it down. Get your mum a new iPad. Get her an iPad Pro, the big one. Yeah, I'll get her a big one. She does all the home banking on it. Oh, that's so cute. And she watches all of our Facebook videos. Oh, that's so cute.

Yeah, but you said to me your mum doesn't have Facebook, but she goes on Facebook to watch the videos. She is quite good at getting onto Facebook and Instagram, by the way. Without an account. Without an account. Is she? Or do you think that she just accidentally has an account and she doesn't realise it?

Yeah. Nah, I don't think she does. You know how everyone just ends up with a LinkedIn account, but no one made a LinkedIn account? I don't know. Maybe she does. But she always comments, she goes, oh, that video with Whitney and producer Ben. Oh, the dog race.

Oh, that was adorable, wasn't it? Oh, Ben, quite good form in his printing. The word she used to me was nice reg. She would know, Ben, because obviously, you know, she raised me. And I was obviously a great student. Right, she's like, that's how bad it looks. And look how good Ben is. obviously, you know, she raised me and I was obviously a great skitter. That's how bad it looks and look how good Ben is. Oh, you eat a dick. I was great. Was. I ran

a lot of 13 flats. Careful, careful Bree. Because if you keep going down this road, you know what we're going to do. Ben versus Bree. People don't want to see that. Oh no, people do want to see it, but I just haven't floated it because I don't think you want to do it.

Yeah. But you keep going down this path. I reckon, I reckon. Do you guys hear that? If I trained for a couple of months, I'd give Ben a run for his money. No, you'd just pretend to break another arm. No, because see, no, I don't mind a 100 metre sprint. I'm just not up for the long distance stuff.

The sprints I'm all right with. Anastasia, what's your pace like? Terrible. I'm terrible at sprinting. Yeah, no, I'm really. You know what I would? Maybe you'd go Anastasia, Clint, and then if you can beat those two, then you come to me.

Ben is the final boss. I'm like the final boss, yeah. You loser. You know what? I would smoke you in. Shotput. No. I'd smoke you in it. I'd see you all in a half marathon.

Yeah. Yeah, well, what did I just say? Long distance stuff. You were saying you could beat me in a short run. By the way, these M&Ms are barely touching the sides. Here's a question. Here's a question. So, obviously, you know obviously you were good at certain things

as a kid, but what are you really good at still or good at as an adult? Because I'm really not good at a lot of things, but used to be really good as a kid. Nothing. I've literally carried nothing through. Editing videos and stuff, Brie. No, no nerd shit.

No, no, no. We're talking athletic. I'm good at managing the family finances. Does it have to be sport? Sport related. Oh, yeah. We're talking athletic. I could be like, I'm good at managing the family finances. Does it have to be sport? Sport related. Oh, yeah. It has to be physical. I am very good, like freakishly good at bowling.

Ten pin bowling. Is that why you keep trying to get us to go ten pin bowling? Yes. Oh, are we going to do this? It's the only thing I'm still good at. Everything else I suck. And I don't even know where it came from because I never bowled. Less keen to go with you now.

I thought before it was a fun bonding exercise. Now it's a roast. See, Anastasia's up for it. Let's put a wager on it. What are you scared? Are you scared? Do you think you can't beat a girl? Are you scared? I'll be a chick. Hey guess what by the way

I won Lotto last night Oh no $15 That's good Not bad How much is your ticket though? And a bonus ticket $6

Okay well you're up Yeah how much money have you lost though up How many tickets have you lost before? Oh, never count your lost tickets But definitely count the wins Yeah And talk about the wins, never talk about the losses Speaking of wins, shot put You, me, Ben, let's go

I don't mind Anything athletics, I hate See, I loved athletics as a kid. I was good at it. Okay, Ben raced Liam Malone in the sprinting. New Zealand Paralympian. Bree. Bree versus Valerie Adams, shot put.

Oh, yeah. Fuck no. She would roast me. She's like the Olympic champion, isn't she? Yeah, so is Liam. She's incredible. Well, you want to be the best, you have to beat the best. Well, Ben thinks he's the best.

Does that count? Ben's out there racing dogs. I'm out there doing it. I'm back, Ben. I'm out there putting my money where my mouth is. Ben is doing his own version of great. High jump, you and me, let's go. Yeah, probably.

No, I couldn't do high jump I saved myself I was very good at high jump No way now No way now It was probably my best event Or long jump I was so short

Yeah same I was very good at long jump What was your best jump? Long or high? Long Can't remember Can you remember the other one? Good chat

Nah Why'd you ask? Okay here we go Here's a question. No, no more sports. No more sports. I've got a question. In track and field, what is the worst event in track and field?

What do you hate the most? The best one's pole vault. What? Who did pole vault at school? Pole vault's interesting to watch. It is interesting. No, I'm saying in terms of what you want to do, Who did pole vault at school? Pole vault's interesting to watch. It is interesting. No, I'm saying in terms of what you want to do,

what's the least likely event that you ever want to compete in? Discus. Discus? No, that's easy. You just throw a disc. They're still talking about sports. I feel like we've been doing this for like 45 minutes. Top ten. Where's my microphone?

Us women are being silent. This is just like the women would have felt in the 1950s. Bring, bring, Kate Sheppard's calling. You guys fucked it up. You were meant to just keep going and it was meant to be like a dream sequence. You were meant to keep talking. Well, why didn't you tell us that?

I did. I went like this. I said keep going. I thought you were saying wrap it up. Yeah, bad promising. That's totally, and radio, that's the wrap it up thing. Anyway, I've got the answer for the worst event in track and field

is and people no shit it's still going no shit we've been here i feel like this i feel like this chat has been going on for like five days it's just still going my problem personally is I'm not good at any sports whatsoever. I turned the microphone off. What is it there? The worst event in track and field is the... No, I can't hear that. No, people want to know. It's the 400

meters. It's horrific. It's the worst race and you know why? Because it's not a sprint and it's also not long distance. That's why I sprinted. It's impossible to sprint the whole way. The K? And you can't walk because you look like an idiot.

It's literally the hardest event in track and field. And big shout out to Cathy Freeman. What a goat What a legend Winner of the 400 metres at the Sydney 2000 Olympics What a moment

Following Kate Shepard's footsteps She was never silent She never had her microphone turned off That wasn't what I was trying to do Tomorrow on the show Kate Shepard joins us Live from the $10 note. Okay, we've got to go home and pack.

Shall we go and pack? Are there any women on the money here in New Zealand? Yeah, Kate Shepard, she's on the $10 note. And the Queen, we talked about that the other day. Is she on the notes? She's on all of them. She's literally on all of them. Oh, she's on one side, hey, and then there's someone else on the other side.

Yeah. Give men a chance on the other side. See you guys tomorrow. We have to go unpack. We've got to fly to Christchurch. Hold on, sorry. My phone's ringing. Hello, Kate?

Yeah, tomorrow. We'll get you on. Okay. We'll see you then. All right, bye, Kate. Hey, Google. What's the time? It's 3 p.m. Give or take a minute. Alexa,, bye, Kate. Hey, Google. What's the time? It's 3pm.

Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one. Kia ora, everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint.

You know what the urge is that I have every time that countdown finishes? Go home? Leave? Are that countdown finishes? Go home? Leave? Are you asking me to go home? No, no, no. That's like three, two, and you're like, last chance to get out of here, Brie. Can you play it again? Can you play the opener again?

Ready? I'll do it. This is my urge every single day. Hey, Google. What's the time? It's 3 p.m. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio.

Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Brent and Quint on? Brent and Quint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Pound the alarm! 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, pound the alarm! We can get that worked in actually. Can we? Yeah Ben, can we get... The Nicki Minaj version. We just want a little pound the alarm. We can get that worked in, actually. Can we? Yeah, Ben, can we get...

The Nicki Minaj version. We just want a little pound the alarm just chucked on the end there. And then that horn that goes, pound the alarm. Yes! Can you make that happen, producer Ben? That's a good idea. Jazz it up a little bit. Today on the show, we're boxing.

Two shots at the box, 20 grand. I've got a feeling it's going to go by the weekend. That's what my gut says. So today or tomorrow? Today or tomorrow, yeah. I hope so. I feel like people have worked really hard. They deserve the money for the weekend.

Yeah, a lot of people deserve to have it by Saturday. Also, breaking news in the Free Britney movement, Judge has denied Britney's request to remove her father from the conservatorship. So all the details, all the ins and outs of that are going to come to us just after 3.30 with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy, in the latest. Yeah, I'm keen to hear all the details that are emerging. They freed Bill Cosby and not Britney. That's the world we live in.

Isn't it crazy? It puts it into so much perspective. We'll get all the details on that from Dean when he joins us. We'll start the show as we always do, though, with 50 bucks cash free, thanks to KFC, when we play Tradie vs. Lady next. You want to play? Call now 0800-DIAL-ZM.

All you need to do is get three questions right before your opponent. We'll play after Justin Bieber and Peaches. Bree and Clint, pound the alarm. Pound the alarm. Pound the alarm. Bree and Clint. It's time for Tradie vs. Lady.

Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. 50 bucks up for grabs all thanks to KFC. The Ladies, 59 wins for the year.. The ladies, 59 wins for the year. The tradies, 40 wins for the year. Dismal from the tradies. Let's bring our tradie on first and give him some confidence. He's from Christchurch.

He's 23, and he's actually won Tradieverse Lady before. Welcome to the show, Hayden. Nice work, Hayden. You're one of the 40 wins that belong to the tradies. Are you going to be win number 41? I think we'll be win 41 today. All right, Hayden, let's see if you can back it up. You'll be going up against Chelsea. She's from

Dunedin. She's 35 and she can't whistle. Welcome to the show, Chelsea. Same here, Chelsea. I can only whistle blowing out. Yeah, I sound like a bird. Go on, just give us a little bit. Just give us a little attempt. Go on. That's pretty good.

Pretty good. Okay, Hayden, your buzzer is tradie. Chelsea, yours is lady. First to three correct answers is taking home $50 cash. Good luck. Alright, here we go. Question number one. How do you spell tarantula as in the spider? Tradie. Hayden.

Alright, let's go. T-R-A-N. See you, Hayden. All right, let's go. T-R-A-N. See you, Hayden. No, not on that one. Chelsea, you want to have a go? I would think T-R-A-N-T-U-L-A. That's correct. One to the ladies.

Question number two. Ed Sheeran is back with new music. He once wrote a song for the soundtrack A to The Hobbit, B to Star Wars. Freddie. Yes, Hayden. The Hobbit? You were so sure and then not so sure, but you're right. You lose all your confidence on that tarantula question, didn't you? Yeah, well, I thought it might have been Lord of the Rings as well.

Yeah, right. Good point. Okay, we're one all. We're all tied up. Let's keep going. All right, one apiece. Question number three. What is the name of the currency used in the UK?

Hayden. Lady. Hayden. Is it pounds? Correct. It is pounds. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number four.

Elon Musk, the founder of Tesla, turned 50 this week. Is it possible to purchase a petrol-powered Tesla? Lady? Chelsea. No. That is correct. It's not. We are all tied up. This is for the win, guys.

Good luck. Here we go. Question number five. Love Island kicked off on Neon last night. Is it the American, the English or the... Yes, Hayden. Australian? It's not.

Chelsea, you want to guess for the win? Is it the UK? She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady There we go, Chelsea takes out the win But you've already had a win, Hayden So fair enough, right? Yeah, fair enough Share it around

See you for round number three, Hayden 50 bucks for Chelsea Free in Clint Had a thought recently Because at the moment we don't have a TV in our living room. Whoa, what are you, Amish? Nomads. It's quite annoying.

It would be. Because my partner works night shifts and so I, you know, spend a lot of time out in the lounge room prepping for the radio show, having breakfast. It's really weird. Why don't you have a TV in the lounge? Because my partner's brother took the TV. Oh.

Because he moved out. Oh. So he took the TV and we kept like the lounge and stuff. What would you rather have, the TV or the couch? The TV. I can sit on the floor. Sit on the floor and watch TV. I can sit on the floor.

Anyway, so I've really noticed that lately because i've always got a show that i put on in the background when i'm working it's like my background show yeah that's what i call it i usually put it on when i'm falling asleep and i put the um clock timer on the tv i put my background show on then i'll put it on when i'm working i'll put it on when i'm cooking dinner yeah you can tune in and tune out yeah it's just there yeah Yeah, and it's just a show that, you know, is an easy watch. I've watched it a million times over. And I feel like everyone has one of these shows that is the background show.

I've got one of those shows. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So I want to talk about what everyone's background show is. Okay, what's yours? 100%, definitely at the moment, because I go through phases, but 100% at the moment it's Friends. Still on Friends.

One of the best background shows around. And I restarted it after the Friends reunion. Are you watching it on Netflix? Yes. So it just rolls through. Just keeps rolling through. Yeah, that's good. Yep.

My other background show that if I'm not watching this is usually Sex and the City. Can that be background? Another great background show that, if I'm not watching this, is usually Sex and the City. Can that be background? Another great background show. I guess if you've seen it enough so you know everything, you don't need to follow along. Yeah. What about you? What's your background show?

Mine's MasterChef. MasterChef? Yeah, it's just there. Like the current season? Yeah, the current season, yeah. But then you don't know What's going on If you're not concentrating That's okay

I just like seeing The food at the end I like seeing the food At the start And I go Oh I bet that's Going to be hard to make And then I see

Nothing in the middle And then at the end I watch them get judged And I'm like You loser It's a bit like you At home with cooking Yeah I'm there

At the start and the end In the end And nothing Not in the middle part I've got no idea What happens in the middle No idea how to make anything But you taste it at the start and the end. In the end. I've got no idea what happens in the middle. No idea how to make anything, but you taste it at the end. Yeah, yeah, and I judge it.

Yeah, exactly. What about you, Producer Ben? Do you have one of these background shows? I feel like you would. The only thing I can think of that would be sitting in the background while I do anything in the lounge, because I live in a flat with a bunch of people, would be like Brooklyn Nine-Nine or something, just quietly in the back there. Classic background show.

Yeah, that's good. Yeah, classic. Anastasia's a Gen Z. She probably doesn't have a TV. No, I know for a fact producer Anastasia and I both are big fans of Sex and the City. Yeah, but no, but that requires full attention. So I would go for a modern family or friends like you, Brie.

Oh, yeah, modern family's a classic one. When you just flick through random episodes. My flatmate Ben, another Ben, always had Modern Family on. Anastasia watches it on the laptop though because she's Gen Z.

Yeah. No TV. No, but her laptop still got a disk drive. That's cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's watching Modern Family on DVD.

I've roomed with her a few times. I'm like, is that a disman? And she goes, yeah, it's vintage. Should we find out what the best,

just like nothing background, don't have to pay attention show is? Yeah, what are people's background show? What is a show that you just replay over and over again? It's always on. It's like a friend that comes to visit all the time. Oh, 800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696. We're talking background shows.

You know what that is. It's the show you constantly put on when you don't really feel like picking anything or you're doing something else but you just need some background noise.

Yeah, it's just there. We've asked you what yours is. The number of people who are texting and saying this radio show. We get it. We're background you what yours is. The number of people who are texting and saying this radio show. We get it. We're background noise. Hey, I'm okay with that though.

I don't think it's a bad thing. Because I feel like my background shows are like good friends to me. Yeah, it's just there, right? You don't pick a bad show to put on in the background. No, some of the people. We're happy to be in your background. Some of the people texting through, some people have said below deck. I agree.

Great background show. Is that better as a background than it is foreground? It's good as below. Schitt's Creek. Oh, I love Schitt's Creek. The Office. F1 Racing. Top Gear. The old version. Lots. There's so many

people texting through about this. Simpsons. Home and Away. Someone said Law and Order SVU. That doesn't feel very background. That one's a bit intense for a background one. Dan's here. Hey, Dan. Hi, Dan.

How's it going, guys? You don't want to focus. You don't want to pay attention. What's the show that you put on in the background? Definitely top background show, Scrubs. Oh, yeah. Totally agree with that. Yeah, how good was Scrubs, eh?

It was even better because I originally did it for DVD, so I had all eight seasons on DVD, and that tune you just played, it played on repeat in the menu. So when the episode ended, if you didn't get back to it, that sound would just repeat itself over and over again. This song is basically the soundtrack to your life then, Dan. Yeah. It honestly is. Yeah. Honestly, it is.

Yeah. Okay, I like that. That's a cool one. Let's talk to Catherine. Catherine, what's your background show? Hi, Kath. Hi. What's the show, Catherine, for you?

Okay, so the best background show ever is definitely The Office US. Yeah. The Office, because there's so many episodes, I feel like that's a prerequisite for a background show. I've never watched the US one. Haven't you? Nah.

I mean, Steve Carell's pretty good on it. It's so funny. I've seen it like three times through and I still laugh. Catherine, you're either a UK or a US person, right? Yeah, definitely. And I feel like I'm US because I'm the same with Shameless. Really? Yeah, okay.

That's so interesting, Catherine. Let's get Jess on. Hi, Jess. Hi, Jess. Hey, guys. I reckon I've got the best one. Yeah, what is it, Jess? Gilmore Girls.

Oh, yeah. Gilmore Girls. It's a classic. There were so many seasons. Did they do a reboot of that? I know they were going to. Yeah, they did, and it was terrible. It wasn't good. There were so many seasons. Did they do a reboot of that? I know they were going to. Yeah, they did, and it was terrible. It wasn't good.

I would not recommend it. It was like pretty much. I would not recommend. Actually, speaking of that now, did you ever watch Will & Grace, Jess? Yes, and same goes with that one. Great background show. No, no.

The reboot of Will & Grace was really good. No, the reboot was awesome. Did you not like the reboot, Jess? Yeah, I thought it was good. I think they missed the most of it. I feel like they all had enough Botox that it was believable You know Well at least their characters Were ones that would get Botox

It looked a bit weird if the Gilmore Girls wedding got Botox Finally Alana what's your background show You're not paying attention it's just there What is the show that you put on? Brie might not like this one, but it has to be Big Bang Theory. Get out of here, Alana. Get out of here.

Brie, don't bring that. Don't say Alana. Brie loves Big Bang Theory so much. Talking about it upsets her because it's finished. It is so good. Alana, don't you be saying those things on our show. You know the deal. You keep it to yourself, Alana.

Bree's such an angry Sheldon, eh, Alana? Oh, yeah, definitely, definitely. My kids, honestly, I used to have that show in the background so often that my children can sing the song. So can Bree. Take it away, Bree. I'm going to zinger the both you, out of here in a minute. Brie and Clint from iHeartRadio.

This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Huge developments in the Britney Spears conservatorship story today. In the last hour, actually, Dean has the latest for us. Hi, Dean. Hi, Dean. Hi, guys. Yeah, talk about a huge day in the Britney Spears conservators, Dean. Hi, Dean. Hi, guys. Yeah, talk about a huge day

in the Britney Spears conservatorship case. Of course, everyone remembers last week Britney confessed to the world that the last 13 years have been hell. Well, today, the judge denied her request

to have her father removed from the conservatorship. Now, there's more to this. Okay, so just for now, just for now. So for now, the dad will remain as part of the conservatorship. Now, today as well, Brittany finally filed a petition to have the actual conservatorship removed in its entirety.

Okay, so that's the first time she's done that in 13 years. And you may remember in her 24-minute confession, she actually said she never even knew that she could apply to have it cancelled. But something really interesting happened today. The two conservators, her dad and a lawyer, her name is Tony Montgomery, turned on each other publicly and threw each other under the bus publicly. This is so wild. So the dad came out and said, Tony is the one that is in charge of Britney's personal life. I can't believe some of these things have happened. I'll be doing an investigation. Then Tony released a statement 10 minutes later, the other lawyer,

saying, actually, you sign off on everything. So nice try, buddy, but you're across everything. So the cracks, ladies and gentlemen, are starting to show. The two Conservatives have turned on each other, and Brittany has finally filed a petition today to end the Conservatorship. Very quickly, what happens next? Tony, the other lawyer, the other one along with her dad,

came out saying that she is actually going to work on basically a plan to have the Conservatorship removed and then the dad, what that means is if the dad, he could, I guess, appeal against Britney's petition, but he would be pretty much internationally hated if he did. So stay tuned. It's a huge development and a huge day for Britney Spears.

That's fascinating and sad too, but really, really interesting. Yeah, and you know what? To Britney's dad, if you want to make money from here on out, well, you better work, bitch. Either that or get Jamie Lynn Spears into a boot camp ASAP, you know? See if there's any hits left in Jamie Lynn. Bloody horrible human being. Quite a big conversation happening with Aussie Airlines at the moment

and I feel like this could be coming over here quite soon. Right. Because there's a conversation happening where airlines in Australia may allow passengers to travel with their pets in economy or business class when they lift a strict ban on animals from playing cabins. So you mean actually in the cabin with you? In the cabin.

Sitting at your feet? Exactly. Or on your lap? So currently... Or in their own lie-flat businessman bed. Yeah, well, depends how much money you have. Currently, only service dogs are allowed to travel in plane cabins, and all other animals are kept in the cargo hold on commercial flights.

It must be pretty scary for those animals under there. It'd be terrifying. Especially if it's like they've never done it before. I feel like it'd be so bizarre. You'd have no idea what was going on. Also, how does it work if like the areas are reacting to the cabin pressure

and is there someone... You can't do anything. Is there someone... This is a stupid question maybe, but is there someone... There's no one in the cargo hold, is there? No. Really? I don't think so. It must be insulated to keep them warm. Some of them, I think, are like given sedation. Oh, yeah. You know, like doggy Xanax.

They're like cookie cassava chips or sleeping pill. Yeah, which one would you like? But yeah, it's quite interesting. So essentially, from December the 2nd, those rules will be lifted and it's up to the airlines to decide if they want to let pets on into the cabins. You'd be all

about that, wouldn't you? Absolutely. I'm all for it. You want your dog on the cabin? Yeah. Why not? What would be more annoying? A dog that wouldn't stop barking or a baby that wouldn't stop crying? Baby. Yeah? I think so. Some dogs though. Yeah, but think so. Some dogs, though. Yeah, but I feel like if you knew your dog was like that,

you wouldn't be taking it on a plane in the cabin. It would be worse being stuck next to a baby with a pooey nappy or a dog who's done a poo. Oh, both are pretty bad. Both aren't good. Because that's what you're going to have to worry about. You're going to have to worry about doggy doodoos on the airplane. But I feel like on a one-hour flight, you're pretty safe.

Right. Like you – You hope so. You obviously take the dog – Well, it comes down to owner responsibility then, doesn't it? You take the dog for a walk, let it do its business and do all those pre-things beforehand to make it so, you know – No dogs in business class though, right?

No, it says business class as well. Really? It says business class or economy class depending on where you want to book. I don't know if you'd have to book a whole new ticket or a whole new seat. I'm not sure how it would work. Yeah. But I mean, because I'm all for service dogs being allowed

on flights, being allowed everywhere, into restaurants. I think it's like an essential thing. They're such intelligent animals. And they're so important to people. Like, I don't think some people truly understand how important these animals are to certain people and how, you know, how much like support

and, you know, that kind of thing they provide. We're only talking about dogs here, I've just realised. If they allow pets on the plane, are you saying pets or dogs? I think it says pets. So what's going to happen when some battler decides to take the piss and brings a goat on the plane? And they're like, this goat is my pet.

It sleeps on my bed. It's coming on the plane. Or this chicken is my best friend, and I'm not flying without this chicken. Well, obviously that wouldn't happen. Wouldn't it? No. Because people are not like you

and they're not going to take the piss and be like, I want to bring my cow onto the plane. I have cat. What if I want to take my cat on the plane? You could. If you were travelling to Queenstown, say you were going for Christmas for three weeks and you had no one to cat sit your cat,

you could put it in a cage and take it onto the cabin with you. Oh, true. I didn't think about the cage. Obviously a cat would probably have to be in a cage and take it onto the cabin with you. Oh, I didn't think about the cage. Obviously, a cat would probably have to be in a cage because they'd be terrified. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, let's be real. It would be very hard to contain a cat.

A lot of claw marks. Yeah. But then maybe the dogs have to be in a cage as well. I'm not too sure, but that is the big news out of Australia today and could be coming here soon too as well. Yeah, right. I want to ask the question for people listening on 0800DIALZM or you can text us on 9696.

What do you think? Should pets be allowed in the cabin on domestic flights? Or is it a dog-free zone? 0800DIALZM or you can have your say on 9696. Text through what you think. News out today that from December 2nd in Australia, it'll be up to the airline carriers whether or not pets are allowed in the cabin of domestic flights.

So far at the moment, obviously, service animals are already allowed on flights, but this will allow people being able to bring their pets on board the aircraft. Did you know there's some UAE airlines in the United Arab Emirates where you're allowed to bring your hawk on board? Have you seen those? I have seen those.

They have those little caps that sit on top of the hawk and it keeps them calm. In America, you're allowed animals, pets, have done for a long time. Yeah, right. I wonder if you have to pay for the pet by weight, you know, like luggage. I'm not sure how that works, but obviously you have to pay a fee. Small dogs, cheap. Big dogs, expensive.

Let's talk to Laura. Laura, oh, you have a big animal. So do you think animals should be allowed on the planes? Most definitely. I'm not sure how other people would feel about my dog on a plane, but I'd love to take him with me on holiday. What is he? He's a Neapolitan Mastiff.

His name is Otis, and he weighs 106 kilos. Oh, my God. He weighs more than me, Laura. That's a big dog. That's a lot of dog. Yeah, he is enormous. He's got an arse the size of Timbuktu. Can you imagine?

You had to buy him two seats for him to sit down? Yeah, you wouldn't argue with him, though, if he was sat in your seat, I'm afraid. No, that's a very good point. That's a very great point. Very good point. Very big dog poo would come out of a 106-kilo dog, too. One vote for yes.

Debbie, we're changing the way aviation works in New Zealand. Are we going to allow animals on the plane? No, no, no, no. No, no, no. Honestly, I'm not a dog hater or anything like that or a cat hater. I'm around them all the time. But I'm thinking particularly long-haired animals, cats, dogs, allergies. You know, a lot of people have severe allergies to animals.

Who wants to sit next to somebody else's smelly, long-haired dog? I'll sit next to anyone's dog, Debbie. I'd pay more. Maybe it's like the old school smoking days, Debbie, where we have like a smokers and non-smokers section. Where you have an animal and non-animal section. Yeah, you put them like in a section. What about the risk during the emergency?

You know, there's people wanting to save their pets. It did say on here, Debbie, it did say that pets wouldn't be allowed in the exit rows. Oh, true, because they don't know how to operate the doors. Yeah, exactly. Go to the dog and say, in the event of an emergency, Rufus, are you willing to help us?

Kim's here. Hi, Kim. G'day, Kim. Hi. What are your thoughts on this, Kim? here. Hi, Kim. G'day, Kim. Hi. What are your thoughts on this, Kim? Pets in the cabin. Absolutely. And I haven't got a chicken to take on, but I have got a duck who's my best friend.

See, that would be easy. She's sitting right beside me in my car. It's so easy to have a duck on board. You could just sit the duck on your lap and you're good to go. Have you got a duck in your car, Kim? Yep, I have. I'll see if she'll say something. No.

Say something. You hear that? Cute. Yeah, we heard her. Cute. Yeah, but I was thinking, you know, maybe because some people probably don't want to sit beside animals and like the other lady said, there's people with allergies,

but airlines could have like on main routes, they could have like a pet flight or something. Yeah, right. You know, once a day or whatever. So then that's like marked. And if you're booking a flight, if you don't want to fly with pets, you don't book on that floor. Kim, I would book in that section or on that flight,

even if I wasn't flying with an animal. Good for kids too. They'd love to be like going on a zoo ride, especially if Kim bought a duck. Pina is here. Hi, Pina. Hi, Pina. Yeah, hi. How are you?

Good, thanks, Pina. What do you think? Pets is here. Hi, Pina. Hi, Pina. Yeah, hi. How are you? Good, thanks, Pina. What do you think? Pets on flights. Well, I'd just like to say that I used to do a flight from LA to Colorado. Okay. And I did it probably once every month, and they always had animals on the flight. And how was it, Pina? Oh, piece of cake.

And it was great because, like, you would love to pet everything. Everybody likes to do that. And if they don't, they shouldn't be on the damn flight. But anyway, it was so funny because I remember the first time everyone was looking under their seats and I'm like, what the hell is happening? And there's an escapee cat. Oh, no.

And it would happen not often, but enough for everyone to go, oh, yeah, it's just another escapee. And that was cool. And it just became like a normal thing, Pina. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Piece of cake. So you've done it.

You reckon it's a good idea. We should get the pets on the plane. Oh, I'm a positive, Yeah. Alright. I love that Pena from someone who has been on flights with animals. Well behaved. Apart from the escapees. Apart from the escapees, yeah. Never had a problem with dogs

barking, so whether they drugged them or not I don't know, but they didn't seem to mind it at all. Okay, it was done. We're doing it. Pets on planes. One rule, no snakes. That's obviously the very family-friendly version. No snakes, Painter, but we'll take the cats and the dogs and the ducks. Do you need some help?

You need some tips with the dating apps? Because I've got the goods, my friend. Do you need some help? Do you need some tips with the dating apps? Because I've got the goods, my friend. I've got the tips. I've got the help. I found an article that talks about what is the ideal car to put in your profile picture on dating apps that'll

get you more swipe rights. Yeah, nice. My advice would be don't put cars in your dating profile pictures. I thought that was the advice. I thought that's the advice we were rolling with. Well, that is the advice. But if you have to, if you feel compelled. If your personality is so tied up in your vehicle.

Then this is the type of car that you need. So just before you tell us, are you suggesting that we go and buy this car to upgrade our data gaps? Is that what you're saying? Or if you have this car, whack it in there, can't hurt? Nah, I just think don't do either of that. I think if you don't have the car, because I don't think many people will because they're quite expensive, go out and find one, take a photo with it and pretend it's yours.

Right. Okay, good. That's the best option. Can I have a guess at what the best car is before you say it? I'm going to go out, I'm thinking sensibly here, Kia Carnival family wagon because it shows that you're keen to settle down and that's what ladies want. No, you're way off.

They want to go, oh. That one was actually deemed contraception. Oh. Right, not a Kia Carnival. If you're trying to get out there. So the study tested over 70 different models of vehicles from 30 different

car brands. Right. So what's your last guess? I'll give you one more guess. Is it for men or for women? Well, for both. For both? Well, for both. For both? But the biggest and the highest percentage of matches when you have this car in your profile picture was for men. Don't be a BMW.

Don't be. No. Okay. It's not a BMW. The car that you should be putting in your dating profile pic to get more swipe rights is a Tesla Model S. Oh. Dubbed the sexiest car with the best eco-friendly vehicles.

Well, I guess that's what it says, right? It says that you're effluent but you're also environmentally conscious. Exactly. It made, now get this, this is a real statistic, men 113% more likely to get a match. Wow. 113% more likely. Wow.

For the women, apparently it only, I think it was like 56% more likely. That's so expensive, those cars. They are very expensive. Yeah. So this isn't all so good. It said other profile boosting car brands, Aston Martin. Okay. But who could afford one of those?

Gives off a James Bond vibe. Porsche. Again. Yeah, sure. Okay. And a good old-fashioned Land Rover. Okay, cool. So basically, what makes your dating profile more attractive?

Money. Exactly. A vehicle worth over $100,000. Before we go, what's the worst ones to put in your profile? Subarus and Audis, apparently. No, that's just a dig at Ben and I. No, true, it's right here in the statistics. Brie and Clint.

Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do. Brie and Clint's What's the Plot? A 2021 record of $700 cash up for grabs in What's the Plot? All right.

All you have to do to win it is correctly guess two movies based off the plot lines before Brie does. That's your challenge, Georgia. Hi, welcome to the show. Hi, Georgia. Hi, guys. How many times have you played this? Well, I've played while you've been playing it on the radio.

Like, I've played along at different times but it hasn't been on the show. Okay, how do you go when you play along in the car? Uh, I think I do pretty well. It kind of depends on, like, the genre of the movie, but I do kind of know my movies, I'm thinking, so hopefully I might have a chance. Good.

Confidence is key. You're going head to head with Bree. Your buzzer is Georgia and Bree, your buzzer is Bree. Neither of you need to wait for me to finish the plotline before you buzz in. Just buzz in. Good luck everybody. Alright, here we go.

Our theme today, seeing as the box has been here for so long and it's brought to us by Black Widow, all of today's movies star Scarlett Johansson. Okay. Movie number one. Some friends and some lovers all in their 20s and 30s

try to navigate their way. Brie. He's just not that into you. Oh, the rom-com one. The rom-com, she's in it, and Bradley Cooper cheats on his wife. Yeah, the ensemble cast one. She's definitely in it. Is it her, though?

It's 100% her. She's got blonde hair in it. Is it her or is it Reese Witherspoon? No, it's her. He's just not that into you. That's correct. Okay, Georgia.

I don't know that one. You don't know that one? No. Okay. It's such a good movie, Georgia. You need to go watch it. Let's go for movie number two. All of these movies star Scarlett Johansson. That's your only clue. Our main character

is a lonely boy who discovers that his single mother is hiding a girl in the attic. Aided by his imaginary friend Adolf Hitler. Great. Jojo Rabbit.

Jojo Rabbit is what's correct. Yes! And that's it. Sorry, Georgia, not this week. You can't take Brie down. That's all right. Nice job, Brie.

Did you know the Jojo Rabbit one? Have you seen Jojo Rabbit? Yeah, I literally was about to fuzz in. Yeah, bugger. Oh, sorry, Georgia. 50 KFC chicken dollars

coming your way though, mate. Thank you so much, guys. No worries. Next week, we'll play for 750. No, we won't. We've got some time off. When we come back, we'll play for $750. Bree and Clint.

I am the box. Welcome back to the box, everybody. The $20,000 box sitting in the corner of the studio where a four-digit code is all it's going to take to open it and win someone all of that money. Come on, I feel like we're close. Like, this has been paining us for how many weeks now? Well, we've got that many clues out there, right?

Well, people are working hard. I feel like we're on the cusp. Alicia is here. Hi, Alicia. Hi, Alicia. Hi. You've seen all the clues. You've done the research.

You're not coming in here with a stab in the dark, right? No, I'm not. I've listened to all the clues. I've been listening, and I've been trying every day to get through. Because, Alicia, you know that I've cracked down on this. I know, Bray. I know, Bray. Good, good.

I feel like you're on the same level. Tell us what is your guess and why? Okay, so my guess is open, but instead of the O, it's zero. Okay. Open. Right, okay, yeah. And my reason why, so the last clip with the Bruno Mars is he's obviously got the song Leave the Door Open.

Yes. Oh, yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, for sure. And his eyes are open. Yeah. And his eyes are open. If you want to get really literal, you the Door Open. Yes. Oh, yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, for sure. And his eyes are open. Yeah. And his eyes are open. People want to get really literal, you know. Exactly.

And the clue does say, open your eyes. So is there a seven in there? There is a seven. Okay, good. And is there a number in there? There is a number in there. Which one? So I've got it at 0736.

Right. You want to stick with that. 0736. Yes. If you win this, what are you going to do with the $20,000, Alicia? Oh my god. As boring as it is, I need to pay off my credit card bill. Okay. Alright. Let's see if we can do that for you. How much is on the bill, Alicia?

Yeah, it's just a batch. But it would cover it. It would cover it. It would cover it. It would definitely cover it. All right, let's get into this thing. Go for it, Brie. Zero, seven, three, six.

Here we go. Entering now. Zero. Come on, Alicia. Seven. Come on, guys. Three. Six.

Are you ready, Alicia? I'm ready. I'm ready. Okay. Are you ready, Alicia? I'm ready. I'm ready. Entering now. Oh, my God! You're taking the test. You're taking the test. No, I'm not.

I would not take the test with you. You're taking the test. Oh, my God. Alicia, the box is open. You just won $20,000. Oh, my God. I'm not crying. I can't see. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Alicia, the box is open. You just won $20,000. Oh, my God. I can't believe it. I can't see it.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I did not expect that to open so many times. Oh, my God. What's in there? There's a bunch of Black Widow spiders, heaps of money. Oh, my God. There's chocolate coins.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Alicia, how do you feel? I can't even speak right now. I just, I don't, yeah. Oh my god. Did you truly believe that you had the right

coin? I truly believed. I've been saying to everyone at work, I know it's this, like, it's definitely this. It matches everything. It's this. It has to be this. We've got to hear from the box. Box, you're open. You're finally open.

How many times have I said, open that box? Oh, that's right. Well, finally you have. So congratulations, dear Mr. You are now $20,000 richer. There's no way it was that obvious the whole time. That is insane. It was right under our noses.

Everyone was thinking too much into it. Everyone went way too deep, Alicia. They did. Alicia, what does this mean for you? Does this change your life in a little bit? It honestly changes my life so much. It means I can focus on a house deposit now rather than paying off my debt. Amazing.

Hey, you sound like a really deserving winner. So on behalf of ZM and Marvel Studios' Black Widow, congratulations. You're now $20,000 richer. Thank you so much. Oh my God. Hey, Alicia, who are you going to call first after this? Probably my wife. Yeah, cool.

Can we call her on the cool. Can we call her on the show? Can we put her on hold? Put you on hold and we'll get your wife and we'll link you guys up and we can all hear the phone call?

And you can give her the news on the air, okay? Okay, okay, yeah. Okay, let's do that. Stick around. You're going to hear Alicia tell her wife that they, as a couple,

are now $20,000 richer. God, that's a better phone call than hey babe, what's for dinner? If you've been listening for the last five minutes, you will have heard something that just happened on ZM. It involves one of our listeners, Alicia. Alicia's back with us.

Hi, Alicia. Hi, Alicia. Hi, guys. We're not going to say exactly what it is because... No, because it's a secret. But I feel like, Alicia, you need to break this news to your wife, Corey. Oh, okay, yeah.

She's on the line right now. Corey, are you there? Hi. Hi. Alicia's here, your wonderful wife. She needs to speak to you. So, look, just pretend we're not here. Pretend the country's not listening.

Alicia has something she needs to tell you. Okay. Hi, baby. I'm Boone. Guess what? We just won $20,000. Oh, my God. Stop.

No, we're going out for that dinner tonight. Corey, Corey, Corey, did you already know? No, I didn't know. Really? It's not a prank. I'm joking. $20,000 your wife, Alicia, just won on the show. She got the code right, opened the box,

and $20,000 is coming your guys' way. All right, thank you. Well done, guys. Enjoy that money, okay? We're going to get that. Oh, that's so cool. That's so, can you imagine calling your partner and being like, guess what?

I did something real good. Won 20 grand. 20 grand today. We've got to chunk through some of these clues. Can we have a look at what some of the clues meant? Because everyone's been playing along with this. If you missed it, the code that opened the box was open with a zero in front of it. So zero P-E-N.

How does that relate to the clues? Clue number one, the code did make a four letter word open. Yeah, that's correct. The code did have a seven in it somewhere. P is a seven. Clue number three, it's coming soon. The clue was in reference

that it had something to do with the film Marvel Studios' Black Widow. Oh, right. Okay, that was really way back in the... Yeah. Clue number four, referencing that the word in the code had a digit in place of a letter. So that was the zero. Yeah.

The text bounce back message that you got where we sent you to the trailer. If you looked at the trailer, you could see the four-letter word happening in there. Right, okay. Yeah, interesting. Yeah, that would be a deep one. Of course, clue number six, the one we did last week, the eyes are Bruno Mars' eyes. And of course, like Alicia said,

the Bruno Mars song... Leave the door open. Leave the door open. Open was the word. Easy peasy. You still buzzing, Alicia? I'm just like, I feel so in shock that I don't feel like it's real. Should I transfer to your account right now?

Yes, please. Amazing. Stunning. Yeah, cool. Bree's actually with an Australian bank. Might be a few days. That's all right. I'm in love with that.

There might be a $12.50 processing fee. Fine, fine, fine. If that's okay with you. Conversion fee, yeah. Fully, fully okay. There you go. The box has been won. Thanks to Marvel Studios' Black Widow in cinemas July 8th.

Bree and Clint. This is quite a full-on story, but it's quite interesting to me because you watch these things that happen on TV where people get put under anesthetic for an operation and they talk about how they wake up during an operation.

Yeah. Or those people who say they're still conscious. They're completely paralysed but they're still conscious. So they can kind of hear everything that's happening and feel everything. I think that might be one of my worst nightmares. I think so too. There's a guy that's spoken out about something that happened to him

where he went into surgery for a collapsed lung. The surgery wasn't meant to take all that long. Yeah. But they really struggled getting the tube down his esophagus and all that kind of stuff. So it ended up taking way longer and he woke up before they finished. Where was the anaesthesiologist? So apparently wherever he was in the world,

they were cutting corners and doing things. So he was actually on ketamine. Really? Yes. I don't know enough about how this stuff works but I don't think So ketamine is like quite a full on drug that they use in hospitals. Is it the horse tranquiliser? Yeah.

Anyway, so he was on ketamine and then apparently he got put on ketamine and he was unconscious and they were doing all these full on crazy like things to his chest and opening his rib cagege and stuff. And then at one point he just woke up and he was, like,

looking at people and all the surgeons looked at him and they were like, okay, someone didn't give him enough ketamine. Hey, you're not meant to be here. Like when you're a kid and you wake up and you go out and you go out to the lounge and your parents are like, hey, what are you doing? You're not meant to be here.

You get back to bed anyway. Hey, you're meant to be asleep. He reckons he looked at this one nurse and she looked like she had just seen a ghost because he was like looking at her. Well, yeah. And then apparently. You wouldn't want them to freak out either.

They might lose their shit and just like try and jump off the table. Apparently when he woke up, he goes, how much longer? And the surgeons replied with, it's not funny. And they said, we're almost done. But apparently they weren't almost done. And he continued to go back into a state and then wake up and then go back under and wake up. So he had to keep reliving it. Yeah. See, this is why you

need medical insurance. This is why you need. Not a good time. You're going overseas you need travel insurance. You definitely do. You don't want to be stuck somewhere overseas and have to go under ketamine for your lung. Yeah, right. Okay. But I mean, quite interesting and he said at You have to go under ketamine for your lung. Yeah, right. Okay. I'm terrifying.

But I mean, quite interesting. And he said at first when he woke up, he couldn't feel the pain. And by the third time he woke up, he could feel the pain and everything. Yeah, it had worn off. And it had worn off. So it was pretty horrific. But he's okay. And he's obviously working through that horrible thing that happened to him. Wouldn't happen here, surely.

I don't think so. But there's obviously stories, like you said, the one where people feel like they're awake and they can feel and hear everything, you know, and that happens to people. But they're still sedated. Yeah, because some people don't react well to their anaesthesia. Yeah.

It depends. Anaesthetic. Yeah. Yeah. I. It depends. Anesthetic. Yeah. Yeah. I want to know. I know this is a needle in a haystack, like in terms of asking people to call. I know that. We probably won't get anyone.

Or will we? We might. Has this happened to you during an operation? Have you had an experience where you were awake and then you went back under? Or what actually happened? What did it feel like? Have you woken up during surgery?

Yeah. That's better than the question I thought you were going to ask. What did you think I was going to ask? Have you tried ketamine? And I was going to say, no. No, we spoke to her last week after RuPaul's Drag Race. Give us a call if you can answer that question for us. The surgery one, that is.

0800 dial ZM or text us on 9696. Bree and Clint. Amazing. I can't believe how many, there's so many calls coming through for this and so many people texting through with amazing stories about times that they've woken up during surgery. It's quite terrifying. It's quite scary. If you have a major surgery coming up, maybe

this is not the segment for you. I'd say probably don't listen to this, but I mean, they all have an explanation. What about the guy who said he woke up in the middle of his colonoscopy? Yeah, you know there's like four or five texts saying similar things? He said he each time they made a movement, he said,

ow, but the specialist didn't seem interested, so he just went back to sleep. There you go. A lot of people also texting through about times they woke up when they were having their wisdom teeth out. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, because wisdom teeth, you either pay to get fully knocked out

or you go the cheap route and you just have the sedative, not the sedation. I feel like – The sedative just makes you sleepy. No, I feel like you've got to pay the whole hog. I got paid to fully be knocked out and no regrets. Tracey's here. Hi, Tracey.

Hi, Trace. Hi. Did you wake up on the operating table? Yep. The surgeons were talking about a barbecue as to who was bringing the steak and who was bringing the wine. I was having a knee operation. I was like, oh my God. So I just said to them, can you guys just make up your bloody mind? And all I got was, holy shit, she's awake. And they talked to me with the same people, well, the same operation about

three times, but I'm like, that was any anesthetic. That's amazing. So Tracy,acey, do you think you just don't react as well as what you could to the anaesthetic? Oh, yeah, absolutely. Even the dentist, you know, I get to the point they have to give me too many injections that they can't give me anymore. You're too tough.

Yeah, you're stronger than the drugs. You're like a workhorse. They have to give you quite a few to knock you out. You're like when they're trying to take down Godzilla and they keep firing the missiles, but Godzilla just won't go down. Shoot the nuclear bomb! Thanks, Tracy. Let's talk to Rory.

Kia ora, Rory. Hi, Rory. How we doing? What happened to you, Rory? Wake up on the operating table, did you? Yeah, a little bit like that. Yeah, just had a wee trampoline accident, just a catapult. And they were trying to put it in place, couldn't do it. Yeah, a little bit like that. Yeah, just had a wee trampoline accident, dislocated my ankle,

and they were trying to put it in place, couldn't do it, and then they had to chop me through to hospital and finally got me knocked out, and I just woke up as there was three doctors yanking on my ankle. Oh! Rory, how old were you when this trampoline accident happened? 27. And how much alcohol had you been drinking at the time? Oh, a couple of

lemonades. Probably shouldn't have been on the tramp. That wasn't enough to knock you out? Yeah, that probably made it a bit trickier. I love Rory's train of thought after he's had a couple of lemonades. You know what would be good? I'd be bloody good at the trampoline now.

I'd bloody tear up, crack the egg. Shayla, finally, you woke up on the operating table, did you? Yeah, I did. So I got asked what my weight was instead of being weight, and I guessed my weight incorrectly, clearly weighed more, and I woke up midway through my stomach surgery and they only realised when I tried to make a noise. What noise did you make?

Do you remember? Well, I think I yelled, but I think it was more like a groan. Oh my God. So this is what's happened, obviously, Shayla. They said, you know, how much do you weigh? Because that depends on how much anesthetic we give you. And you just went, oh, I definitely weigh under 60. And then obviously maybe you weighed a little bit more. They didn't give you enough. So you woke up

halfway through. That's exactly what happened. It was horrible. I felt everything. That's their fault, Shayla, by the way. They shouldn't take your word for it I know I thought They would have weighed me It's like Imagine if the bungee jump people Took us on our word

You know We'd all be plummeting To our deaths You know what they should do They should embarrass you Like the bungee jump people And put you on a scale And then write it in

Big letters on your hand In red vivid You know Thanks for sharing Shayla I'm glad she's okay. Those stories were terrifying. Wild. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Birthday banger. Alright, here we go. Birthday banger for a Thursday. We'll take three people's birthdays and we'll figure out what was number one on their 16th. Erin's here. Kia ora, Erin. Hi, Erin. Hey there. How's it going?

Good. How are you? I'm good, thank you. That's good. What's your birthday, mate? The 2nd of February, 1996. All right. You were 16 in 2012 on the 2nd of February.

And on that day, this was number one. Oh, I'm just looking for a good night. Oh, I'm not looking for the... Big Mesty. Great. A mustin'. Were you a Mestinator, Erin, I'm not looking for the... Big Masty. Reece Mastin. Were you a Mastinator, Erin, when he was out? I did go to two of his concerts. I don't know.

That makes you a bonafide Mastinator. That's spot on. Yeah. Two shows. You're a Reece Mastin fan. Yeah, there's a good birthday banger for you. Do you like it? Yeah, it's one of the better Reese Mason songs, I guess.

Oh, you're not keen, Erin. You can tell the truth if you're disappointed. You're a bit disappointed, aren't you? It's okay. It's okay. Oh, she hates it. Maybe it brings back bad memories. Maybe, because maybe she wanted to marry Reese and then didn't work out.

Jessie's here. Hi, Jessie. Hi, Jessie. Hi. How are you? How's your day been? I'm good, thank you. That's here. Hi, Jessie. Hi, Jessie. Hi. How are you? How's your day been? I'm good, thank you. That's very good.

What's your birthday, Jessie? 29th of June, 1988. All right. You were 16 in 2004 on the 29th of June. And on that day, this was number one. Oh, that random reply song. The reply to Amon. Amon, yeah.

FU. And then the girl that he wrote it about, Frankie, wrote FU right back. Random. Do you like this, Jessie? Is your birthday banger? Well, when I was 16, I did. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it brings back memories. Yeah, okay.

Yeah. Wait there. We're going to do one more. I thought it was great. It had such a good story connection. It was random, though. I was like, who are these people whose breakup is playing out in public? We didn't even know you guys before this.

It's the equivalent of, you know, when people put breakup stuff all over Facebook? Yeah. They just did it in a really big way back in 2004. Yeah, yeah. We didn't ask. But thanks, guys. Portia's here. Hi, Portia.

Hi, Portia. Hi, guys. Cool name. Thank you. Very cool name. What's your birthday, Portia? The 6th of August, 1996. All right.

You were 16 in 2012 on the 6th of August. And 2012 brought us this number one hit. Oh, Maroon 5. What year is this? 2012. They're already like 10 years into their career at this stage. And they're still going. Oh, yeah.

They're not going nowhere. They're like a cockroach of pop music. Do you like Maroon 5, Portia? Absolutely. Such a good jam. Yeah, good. Okay, cool. You like your birthday banger.

Yep. Erin didn't like hers. Erin didn't like hers. Jessie kind of liked hers. Brought back some memories. I feel like they're all pretty low-key. Well, F you right back in One More Night, pretty low-key. And then Goodnight's a bit upbeat.

Yeah. I think Reece Mastin. I'm not a Mastinator, but I don't mind that track. That's not what you told me off air. That was Masticator. I was eating. Right. This is completely different.

Whatever you want to say to cover it up. Cast a vote. I'm going to say goodnight, Reece Mastin. Oh, no, we're not going to a split vote. Erin, you won birthday banger. Congratulations. Yay, Reece poops through for me. Big Masty

takes out birthday banger today. How old is Reece Mastin now? Can I ask what year that song was again? Can I have that detail? That was 2012. 2012. He'll be 27. 26.

Damn it, that's what I was going to say. The Reece Mastin. I wonder who That's what I was going to say. The Rees-master. And I wonder who he's dating these days. Oh, my God. He looks so different. He's got short hair. He's a good-looking rooster, Mitch James. I'm Mitch James.

Why do you have such an obsession with Mitch James today? It's the second time I've said Mitch James by mistake. Who would you rather kiss? I think it's white Mitch James by mistake. Who would you rather kiss? I think it's white guy with guitar vibes. Who would you rather kiss, Mitch James or Reece Mastin? Oh, line me up a bit of Mitch James. That's because you know you're never going to meet Reece Mastin. Mitch James.

You're going to have more of a chance of hooking up with Mitch James. Mitch James, shut up and kiss me. That's a Reece Mastin song. Yeah. Yeah, that's awkward. Don't do that in front of Mitch James. You'll lose your chance. Brian Clint.

A world record has been set by a man who lives in England. He's a civil engineer who loves chocolate. And he has broken the world record for the most M&M's stacked on top of each other. This is so stupid. The record for most M&M's stacked on top of each other that he has broken and that he holds. Five. Is that he holds. Five. Is that it? That's it.

That's the reaction I wanted out of you, Bree. That's what I wanted you to say. That's not that many. It's not that many. But he now holds the Guinness World Record. Officially, it's been certified. So I thought this afternoon, I've got some M&M's. Alright.

Why don't we break a world record? Let's give it a crack. Here you go. Okay. So I'm giving you a packet of regular M&M's. Obviously. Why don't we break a world record? Let's give it a crack. Here you go. Okay. So I'm giving you a packet of regular M&M's. Obviously peanut won't work. Peanut would be quite hard.

You can pick any colour in there that you like. You just need to stack five of them on top of each other. Oh, there's a hair in it. And if you can do it, you'll be a world champion.

Why would I be? Okay, eating them. Okay, you ready? Ready. Okay. I mean, how hard can it be? How hard can it be? Okay, eating them. Okay, you ready? Ready. Okay. I mean, how hard can it be? How hard can it be? One M&M.

No. It's getting stuck to my finger. Okay, hold on, hold on. It's because you're sweaty. It's because you're nervous. Oh, come on. It's so slippery. She hasn't even got two M&Ms together yet.

Now, I don't know if you're allowed to lick it, but let's just give it a go. You didn't tell me. We've got one. Got one. We currently have two M&Ms. Don't wobble the disc. You're moving the disc too much. No.

Go to a song. Too much pressure. Go to a song. Too much pressure. Go to a song. Maybe it is harder than it looks. That's a world record you can attempt tonight from the comfort of your own home. You just need to stack six M&Ms on top of each other. So slippery, little suckers.

And you'll have a world record. What if you chew the M&Ms and then spit some out and use them as glue? Yeah, that's a good idea. Anastasia does that with all her food. It's called peliconing. Guys, it's too hard. It's not a cool world record for nothing. Let's talk about conspiracy theories and fake news

and just general bullshit that you find on the internet these days. The internet's terrible for this. I feel like that's nearly the entire internet these days. These stats I'm about to give you are quite scary because they're specifically about New Zealand and New Zealanders. So the Chief Censor has done a survey of around 2,300 New Zealanders and found that 50% of Kiwis believe at least one piece of fake news or conspiracy theory. Really?

Half of Kiwis believe that either the world is flat or... No one is believing that. Or that Bill Gates is behind the COVID vaccine so he can track you that sort of thing. 50% of Kiwis believe at least one piece. 50% but it's not those specific ones. No not those specific ones it's just some kind of fake news has infiltrated

their mind and they believe it and they don't believe What's a piece you believe? Me? Is there any? Where you're like oh yeah it could be true I don't think so but I mean let's go through a list and we'll see if any of these you believe? Me? Yeah. Is there any? Where you're like, oh yeah, it could be true. I don't think so, but I mean let's go through a list and we'll see if any of these I'll tell you what I don't believe.

Vitamins. Now that is a conspiracy theory if I ever did see one. I'm on board with you on that one. Bloody vitamins. Here's some scary stats. A quarter of New Zealanders believe that COVID-19 was created in the lab. How many? A quarter. A quarter of Ki Zealanders believe that COVID-19 was created in the lab. How many?

A quarter. A quarter of Kiwis? One in four. There's four of us here. That means it's one of us. Who is it? Who would be most likely out of us four to believe that? You.

Not me. As if. 5% of New Zealanders don't think that vaccines work. How many? 5%. Oh, that's not too bad. It's quite scary though. No, 5% compared to how many in the other one? A quarter.

A quarter. Yeah. So a quarter, 25 out of every 100 New Zealanders. The vaccine one, 5 in every 100 New Zealanders. At least our herd immunity will get around those five people. One in seven Kiwis think that 5G is harmful to human health. One in seven? Yeah.

That's quite drastic, eh? That's quite a lot. But then people have always kicked off about cell towers, eh? They've always, and 5G, they're so much bigger. Anyway, I'm not one of those people. I don't believe that. Yeah, my 5G was acting all weird this morning. Give me 5G.

I'm ready. Not in my body, but give me 5G. I want some, I've only got 4G. Only three quarters of New Zealanders believe that climate change is either definitely or probably real. Three quarters? Only three quarters believe

that climate change is real. Oh, come on, people. Yeah, that's a rough one. That one has a lot of evidence. It's a very... Yeah. Doesn't it? That one's got a ton of evidence behind it. Like lot of evidence. It's very, yeah. Doesn't it? That one's got a ton of evidence behind it. Like the most evidence.

Yeah. Like terrifying evidence. But this is the thing. If you get sucked into a fake news wormhole, then you only believe the stuff that you read. And we've all seen the documentary, The Social Dilemma, where it feeds you more of it. And one in six Kiwis think that September 11 was an inside job.

One in six? One in six. One in six? Yeah. Well, to be honest, I don't really know how I feel about a lot of those things. Right.

Well, careful, because you could be being influenced by fake news. I think I am. So who's responsible for spreading and making the most fake news? Is it middle-aged housewives? Is it teenagers trying to trick boomers? The Tarmacys. Is it the Tarm housewives? Is it teenagers trying to trick boomers? The Tarmacys.

Is it the Tarmacys? It is middle-aged white dudes. Middle-aged white dudes make the most fake news articles, share the most fake news articles, and are the most likely to believe them as well. Good one, Clint. Hey, hey, I'm not middle-aged. I may be a white dude. Hey, if the shoe

fits. I may be a white dude, but I'm lower. Hey, 38, middle-aged. I'm not 38. I'm upper young. See, they always get angry too, the middle-aged white men. KFC. Get the full menu 3 on ZM Feed by KFC Get the full menu delivered to your door with the KFC app

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