ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 1st July 2026

Episode Date: July 1, 2026

What's the treat you refuse to give up for the cost of living crisis?  Grandma accidentally got wasted.  Our most wild topic: is your family the Village People?  Is Clint a Golden Retriever?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's Zidim's Brea and Clint, the podcast. Zidim's Brea and Clint, thanks to KFC. Into you live. New Zealand. Afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the Bree and Clint show. Some feedback from my partner on those intros. Oh, yeah, okay.

She likes it when there's just one. She reckons there's more cut-through when we just have one standard one. Okay. And I said I quite like changing them up. That's one of my favorites. We have to hear them every day, so we like a bit of variation. Yeah. But I get it.

It's like they don't change the intro to the news every day, do they? But imagine if they did, they'd be fun. Melissa Stokes isn't sitting there going. I wonder if I'll get the YMCA news intro today. I would like that. I vote we do that. Hey, it's the last Bree and Clint afternoon show that you're going to hear for a while because tomorrow we switch to the mornings for a bit.

Yes, Fletcheron and Haley are off on. holiday well-deserved, so we're going to be filling in for them. Then Bree will be doing some shows in the afternoon without me while I'm having a week off. And then I'll be doing some shows without Bree while she has a baby. Yep. And then we'll reconvene, oh, I don't know, carry the one. Before the end of the year. Before the end of the year.

Yeah. Give or take. Definitely before the end of the year. Not before Matariki though. Nah. No, amen. So let's get into it. Let's do Trady versus Lady.

The scores are 4753. Ladies have extended the lead. After I said the gap doesn't change, the ladies are like, over my dead body, it doesn't. And they've put the pedal to the medal, and they're out to a six-point lead. They sure are. If you want to make it bigger,

or maybe close the gap, you need to call now. Play ZDEM's Bree and Clint. Time for Trady versus ladies. Treaty versus Lady. Score update for the year. The ladies out in front. 53 wins for the year. The Trady's on 47. A lady is in Timaru. She's 31 and she has won Trady versus Lady twice last year.

Welcome to the show, Lauren. Hello, Laurie. You're a reigning champion then. Yes, definitely. What would you say is your specialty subject if you had to pick one? Oh, probably movie. Movies. Are you good at the song questions? You know how we always ask a song question?

Yes and no. Depends what the song is. Okay. Well, you've got stiff competition because our tradies from Dunedin, he's 38, and he has a 100% success rate in this game too. It's a heavy hitters round. Welcome to the show, Nathan. Hi, Nathan. Good afternoon.

Looks like it's going to be Battle of the Best. What would your specialty subject be? A bit of everything, I suppose. Yeah, right. Okay, I can say there is at least one movie question in there, which will play to Lauren's strength, and Nathan's good at everything. So, yeah. Here we go, guys.

Lauren, lady. And Trady, those are your buzzers. First of three wins the 50 bucks. Good luck. I'm so interested to see how this game turns out. Hot on those buzzers, guys. Don't wait for me to finish the question if you know. Question number one.

The all-black season kicks off this weekend in Christchurch. Against who? Nathan. Freddie. France. France. It is France. Well done.

One to the Trades. Question number two. Which actor played both the parent-trap twins in the 1998 remake? Yes, Lauren. Is it Mary Kate and Ashley Olson? Oh my gosh. No, it's not. Nathan?

Could you repeat the question? It was broken up of this. Which actor played both the parent-trap twins in the 1998 remake? I'll give you three. Two. Lindsay land. Yep, you're right there. Well done.

Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Nathan. Taylor Swift. It is Taylor Swift. And that's the win. Is that that it? Is that it? That's game over. Geez, it went faster than I thought it would.

Unlucky, Lauren. Call back anytime, okay? Perfect. Thank you. Nathan, your day today, 50 bucks and a win. Going to the tradies. Well done. Yes. You're welcome. Bree and Clint. I saw this question on one of the news sites today,

which said, what is the treaty that you refuse to give up Even in a cost of living crisis. Like we're aware. Yeah. It is a cost of living crisis. Times are tough. Tightening the bell. There's one thing in your life where you're like, I'm never given this up.

Or it will be the last to go. Treaties make life worth living. And they make the hard times bearable a lot of the time. And they can be little or they can be large. But if they bring you joy, I would argue I'm no economist. I'm no budgeter. But I would argue that they're free. And their value is more than just monetary.

Yeah, there's not a monetary value that you can put on something that brings you that much joy. Unless there is, unless it's a $90 moisturiser. But even then, even then, you know. Can we work it into the budget? Some of the examples they give were cafe coffees. That's a treaty that some people can't do without. It's their little bit of joy in the day. Streaming subscriptions.

Oh, yeah. You might have cut down, but you go, I've got my core three that I'm going to keep. This is what brings me joy. And those are all fine. but I think we can think of other ones. Except for me, who's kind of struggled with what my treaties are. And I asked Ella, and she said what I thought it would be as well. Okay.

Which is very basic. What does she say? I think it's beers. Oh, like fancy bears? No, just Heineken's. Okay. But I will keep a full beer fridge because that's what brings me joy. I like to know that at any time, in any situation, there is a full fridge of beers downstairs.

Yeah, that counts. Okay, good. Well, that's my treatise. Yep. What's your treaty? Oh no, we know what yours is. I think we all know. Can we guess?

Yeah, go on. Claudia, do what? Do the producers know? The only thing I can think of is your brand of tuna that you eat. No. Nah. That is kind of a treaty. It's your $15 loaf of salad dough.

Yes, that's what it is. Can I just say it's $13? Not $15? Oh, excuse us. Sorry. And I tried to go get the supermarket brand sourdough, but it's just not the same. It's okay because it's your treaty. Not like all of your groceries come from that artisan bakery.

I just can't go back to the other option now. Like it's just too good. And it brings me so much joy. And you know another thing that I thought of? Which I think this is going to actually go once babies here and we're on one income. Yeah. But something I do and have always treated myself too for many years, expensive shampoo and conditioning.

Oh, that's true. I reckon this The bottle that I'm currently on is going to be the last one What are you on? Are you on the chiristars? I'm on the chiristars. You're on the chiristars, yeah.

And I love it so much but I think I'm going to have to Oh, I don't know, I don't know what is I don't think about it? Who are the chiristars ambassadors in New Zealand? Is it Hannah Barrett? I think it might be Hannah Barrett. She goes to the gym I go to. I should ask her if she gets any free ones.

Yeah, ask her. Hey Hannah, can you swing me in a couple of bottles of kerosters? I'll ask her for the halfie that's in her gym bag. And then she'll just tell Karastas that she ran out and they'll get her a fresh boy. I reckon she just gets as much as she wants. I'd be like, Hannah, can you get me this one? She's like, we've got different colour hair. I could be wrong.

She might not be, but I think she is. What a beautiful union if she is. Ella, what's your little treaty? I've got a couple. Yeah. So if you've just joined us, these are your treaties that you refuse to give up even in a cost of living crisis. Definitely coffee every day. That brings me joy.

Yes. I would say brunch on the weekends. I love going out with my husband or friends and just spending too much on brunch. But it's fun and it brings me grouch. It's your activity for the weekend. And you don't hit the clubs. So going to a cafe is kind of like your going out. And I'm a lightweight.

Yeah, yeah. That's fine. Okay, it's nice. Yeah. Or a massage if I'm feeling naughty. Oh, massages. I love a massage. All in the same week.

Definitely a treaty. It's like every three months or something. Claudia? I feel like the obvious one for me is chocolates. Like I always get the Whitakers. I'm getting the nice one. Even though it's like $8 a block at the moment. It's a block of Whitaker's $8 now.

It's become like an actual treaty expense. You know what I appreciate though is that they've never made the block smaller? They're transparent and that's why it costs more. Yeah. I'd be happy with a smaller block if I could save a little bit of money. Oh, really? Yeah. Does it all?

Winnekers need to put out a half block. Because I'm going to eat the whole block regardless of the size, right? Because it's also good for your waistline, isn't that? A half block. You know? Half block would be really good for those of us without self-control. Like me. You know?

Yeah. Then going through a block in a night as only half-as-bad. Wait, a block in a night. Do you, Claude? I could if I live myself. I feel sick. Well, you and a bad... You and a partner could go through a block a night.

On a bad week, me and my partner will go through a block of Whitaker's a week. On a good week. It's different. A week is fine. A week? Yeah. So we have a couple of lines tonight. So you get 14 serves out of your block of Whitacus.

That's not indulgent. I didn't say a full week. I said that a working week. You literally didn't. You literally didn't. Five days. That's crazy. That's still a week.

Outrageous. Wow. You are you glutton? You're 11 miles. 0800 dial ZM. Shut up. No sourdough for any of you. What's yours?

I'm not bringing any saladone to work. Someone texted. and said my treaty is petrol, I ain't about to walk. No, petrol's not a treaty. That is a necessity. Please don't think you're treating yourself to petrol. Yeah, you deserve petrol. Yeah, you need petrol.

Your treaty, you know, the thing that brings you joy, that you refuse to give up, no matter how grim things get. Like, it's never, it's never going. Dead end up. The question is, even in a cost of living crisis, what is the little treaty that you refuse to give up? To the people that have texted and said, Can Clint please stop saying the word treaty?

I hear you, I see you. Even I started to give myself the ick with that word by the end of the last break. It's like you saying the word knickers, I reckon. Knickers. Panties. Panties. Treaties.

A little treatie. Sweety treaty. Ooh. But what is it? Breezes expensive bread. Mine is beers. Alice was weirdly lavish, actually. Ellis was massages.

Enormous brunches. and coffees. But you do you, girl. Well, I don't have many other hobbies apart from gardening. Yeah, that one's basically free. Well, soil's very expensive. I guess that's another one.

How is soil expensive? Because I like gardening too. Every time I go to the garden shop, I'm like, how am I paying heaps of money for dirt? It's the nutrients. Oh, it's the biggest. The garden people get it. Good soil is what causes plants to grow

and so they can upsell darn soil. Yeah, like when did we put a high price on soil? Pathetic if your treaty is soil So we want to know What is your little treaty that you refuse to give up? Tessa's here, hi Tessa Hi Tessa Hi, Tessa. What is it for you, Tessa?

No matter how things, hard things get You will not go without what I have all the streaming services Like how many we talk in Tessa I have Apple TV, Disney Prime Neon, Hey You Ads Netflix

Netflix, yes. Oh my God. Disney? Did she say Disney? Yeah, she said Disney. Are you going to get the... Get out of the Hay-U one. No, Hayu's just been updated, and I'm talking about deleting Prime.

Oh, okay. Are you going to get the new HBO Max? Well, yeah, because I used to watch any episode of Friends every night. Oh, yeah. Do you want to know my hack? Do you want to know my hack? We love to.

Cancel as soon as you subscribe, and then it'll let you keep it for 30 days. But if you don't use that ad, app for a couple of weeks. You won't be charged in between, you know, and then when you fire it up to use it, you just have to click subscribe again and start your subscription again. When did you turn into Marie Condo? Yeah, I think you just saved me like

500 bucks. Trust me. Wow. It's good. It's good. It's a little bit of admin, but it's good. Thanks, Tessa. Ebes is here. Hey, Ebes. Hi, Ebs. Hello. Ebes or Ebs? Ebes. What's your treaty? Ebes. My one is different. I love going to a fitness

event. I do it. like maybe an average six a year. So what are we talking? Like triathlons, marathons, marathon, high rock. Wow. Ours is beer and bread and yours is becoming the best version of yourself, Ebes. Way to make us feel bad. You know why?

It's because of the shoes. Shoes? Oh, because are you addicted to buying the shoes? Yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. Buying all the gear is a fun part of it. That is a good part. And we asked, what is the treat that you refuse to give up?

Someone said, I am diehard Whitakers. I will pay $30 a block. I will not sink to anything below. Don't let them hear you say that because they'll put it up. Yeah, exactly. Someone said finishing your whole box at pre-drinks to save money in town. That's your special treat. YouTube premium.

I will not watch videos with ads, thank you very much. Someone else texts in and said Fabrije eggs. I can't go without. A fabrije egg is like the eggs that they decorate. right? And they're incredibly expensive. Like a China egg. Yeah.

Like tens of thousands of dollars expensive. I need to know how many fabricier eggs that person has and how often are you buying one. I think they're being a fabricier egg. Are they fabrijeing the truth, are they? I think they are. And being an egg. Someone said my treaty is three-ply toilet paper. Yeah.

Well, that shouldn't be a treaty, should it? Do you know what I got the other day? What? Because it was on special. Four-ply. What? How's four-ply? Very thick.

You have to be careful of the four ply because it can clog the pipes. I did worry about that. Yeah. I did worry about that. Especially that the Costco brand one. Oh, you had a problem with Costco, eh? It was great on the Norse, bad for the pipes. Yeah, what's made?

The house pipes, not my pipes. Did you clog your pipes up, though? Someone said my daily energy drink and Coke Zero. Someone said getting my nails done once a fortnight. I feel like there'd be a lot of people doing that. That's their little treat. that's cool. That's self-care, right? Yeah. Someone's, we asked what you treat is. This is a good one. They said,

large hot chippies with the kids at Netball on a Monday night. When it's so cold, it's awesome. That just took me straight back to my childhood with my mum at the YMCA and we'd get hot chips and gravy. Hey, chips and gravy. Someone says, white monster, 12 cans a week. caffeine has a hold on me and I will not yield. Hey, you treat yourself. What about the Titleist Pro V1 golf balls instead of pinnacles? Would love for the team to try and process this? Well, we can process it easily.

It's the better golf ball. You like the better golf balls. Yeah, you want to spend more? You're a ball snob. Yeah. Bacon, French rosé, carpetie, triple chocolate ice cream. Oh, yeah. Hell yeah.

Someone said my treat is definitely my micro-needling once a month. Months a month. Go you, girl. These are the treats you won't give up in a cost of living crisis. This one. There are days that I indulge myself with a ready-made tiramisu that you can buy from Woolies. I think it's $11 each now, but it's so good. I can eat half of it in one sitting. The treaty I refuse to give up is the Treaty of Waitangi.

Moldy hard. Yeah, we ain't giving that up. That's important. Doesn't matter how bad this cost of living crisis gets. Again, can Clint please stop saying treaty? I will soon, okay, I want to stop. This one's so relatable, in my opinion. They said, I will always buy the Wattie's tomato sauce and the Dilma tea bags.

Always, no questions asked. Yeah. I bought the budget mayonnaise the other day. Not the same, eh? No. My wife. There's some things you can buy the budget version of. Yeah.

Oh, no, I don't buy budget mayonnaise. I bought light mayonnaise. That was the problem. I think light mayonnaise tastes the same. Oh, really? Yeah. Maybe I've just forced myself to believe it. Everything tastes better on $15 bread, bread.

ZD.N.'s, Brian Clint. The tea. Live from L.A. with Dean, the rumors are swirling. Taylor Swift is marrying Travis Kelsey. People are saying it's this Friday in New York City, but they're also saying they reckon there's going to be more famous people there than at the Met Gala. They are absolutely saying that.

It is going to be a who's who. So which is a retraction of what I originally thought, I thought, they don't need to have big celebrities there. They are the big celebrities. Do you know what I mean? Like, they don't need people for clouds. They are the clouds. Yeah.

But I believe they are inviting all. But if you think about it, Tully is very popular. And now that I think about it, I'm like, I think they want to flex. I mean, they have apparently booked their Madison Square Garden in the middle of New York City, mostly because it is the most phenomenally secure location.

Like, there'll be no paparazzi. No one can get anywhere near them. very, very secure building. And everyone's invited apparently like, apparently Stevie Nix is going to be performing, Tim McGraw performing. And what's fascinating, I think, all of the 1,000 guests have had to sign an NDA.

But the NDA does not have a financial penalty or punishment. That's so interesting. So they've all signed an NDA where they can't talk about the wedding or release photos or anything like that. But you're saying there's no financial penalty attached that NDA. So what is it? Punishable by death. I guess punishable.

Punishable by extradition from Taylor Swift. Being shunned from the Taylor Swift circle, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Or maybe, maybe. How good would this be if they do, then Taylor Swift will write a song about you? Yeah. That could launch some people's career though, that kind of thing. So we're pretty much, it's pretty much definitely happening, right? Like the rumours

are pretty much definitely true. I've seen them packing in to Madison Square Gardens. There's pictures on TMZ, Dean, of them loading in this enormous white staircase. Have you seen that? Oh, no, I haven't seen that. Yeah. And I wonder, because it's all being set up and stage and everything,

I wonder if there's a chance that she makes content out of it, like a documentary, like a film, like a wedding film of some sort. You'd hope not. Which you cringe at, but do you know how much money that would make on Disney? It would make a fortune. It would be crazy, wouldn't it, Dean? It would be crazy. And the other thing is, though, even if it wasn't for money,

I feel like she might do it for the fans. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's a good point. You know, she's... I think it might actually be something that she shares with them because they've been on the journey of her love. Yeah. Her whole album, her whole career has been about falling in love,

one in the sky, right? Yeah. So now she gets him. Yeah, this is the season finale, isn't it? And Kim Kardashian filmed her wedding to Chris Humphreys, and that was fine. Yeah. Nothing were wrong.

It was perfect. Yeah. And they were definitely in love. There's the D with D McCarthy. Z&M's Bree and Clint podcast. Look, this next video is going viral, and I think for all the right reasons, so the situation was that a nunna was in a lot of pain.

We don't know what type of pain she was in. And I believe one of her grandchildren said, And we should give Nona a little weed gummy. A weed gummy? A little weed gummy to relieve her pain. Take her mind off of it. Sure, yeah. Because she had a doctor's appointment that afternoon, but she was in heaps of pain.

Right, okay. Anyway, um... Sounds like something the doctor could have helped with, but yeah, I understand the logic. But she couldn't wait. Yeah, yeah, right. She was a lot of pain. Yeah. And they thought, let's just give her a little one.

Mm-hmm. Give her a little one, see if it helps. And Nona took the weed gummy, and then this is what happened. You can't take her to her appointment, Dad. I call the doctor. Lucy, call them off, please. Hallelujah, it's a miracle. Nuna is cured.

Nona was feeling fancy free by the sounds. Nona. The only problem Nona had after that was not enough snacks. Nona was in no pain. He was feeling great. The way that she is screaming with laughter as well. Her doctor's appointment was in 30 minutes and they were like, we can't take Nuna to the doctor in this condition.

How big was the weed gummy they gave her? I don't know. It's so funny though because this was posted in America where obviously weed gummies are legal. In parts of America. In parts of America. And it was obviously given with Nona's consent. Yes, Nona knew what she was taking. But all the comments are asking what brand of weed gummy is this?

Yeah. I want to get on board whatever Nuna's on. Where did Nuna get her stuff? Yeah. You said even Snokie from Jersey Shore is in the comments asking for the details. Snookies is the first comment. She goes, where's the weed gummy from? You can't take her to her appointment down.

The dad looks pretty annoyed because he's like Lucy, how am I going to take her now to the doctor that she needs to go to this appointment? Reminds me of some good friends of mine who I won't name who were having drinkies at their house

and they made a certain batch of brownies. Got it. Okay, it was for them and their sister and their partner. And their husband and mum showed up uninvited and just went, oh, yum, brownies. And before they could say anything, mum ate a whole brownies. Oh no.

And mum doesn't eat those brownies. Mum would have felt like she was losing her mind. Mum was like, you're going to give me the recipe for these brownies. Be like, I can see. God damn it. God damn it. Mom's like, I can see colors. That's weird.

Look, look, look, we know there's a line, but we also want to know this afternoon, did your parents or your grandparents accidentally get a bit wasted? And how did it happen? Whose fault was it? How did they find it? Thinking about... Did you get in trouble afterwards? This topic.

I definitely have seen my mum a bit tidily. Like she has two chardonnays and she's any once. Yeah. I've never seen my dad drunk. Have you not? Nah. Right. I can't remember.

Have you seen your parents drunk? Um, I've seen Dad. But not Mum. I don't know if I've seen Mum. If I have, she's very put together. She's like a very put together. Yeah, she doesn't drink anymore. Uh-huh.

But... But Dad, you've definitely seen drunk. Yeah. What gave it away? She doesn't drink anymore and she doesn't let Dad drink anymore. So neither of your parents drink anymore? Oh, $100 at him? Or you can text it to 96696.

Did your parents or your grandparents accidentally get a little bit wasted? And what happens? The ZDM Podcast Network. We're talking about this grandma who was given mini gummy and it hit pretty hard. Take a listen. You can't take her to her appointment, dad.

I call the doctor. What? Missy, call them up. I like to think that he called the doctor to cancel the appointment and the doctor's like, well, why can't she come in? And he just goes, listen. So we asked, when did your parents or your grandparents accidentally get a bit wasted?

Connor's here. Hey, Connor. Who are we talking about? Mum, dad, grandma, granddad. It was my mum. Okay. What did mum do, Connor? A little bit of backstory.

I have a prescription for medical cannabis. I have a spinal injury. Yes. And mum was sort of saying, oh, it can't be that bad. You know, when I was younger I did this, that. And we were like, all right, then. So we gave her some. And then we sat there watching the Rocky Horror Picture Show,

and we turned around until I looked at her and she's just couch-locked as, eyes red, just like, oh, help me. We were just laughing so hard at her. Couch-lock. It was a bit stronger than what she's used to, I think. Kind of. The Rocky Horror Picture Show would have to be one. a picture show.

It would have to be one of the worst things your mum could have been watching at the time. Sweet trans, I missed that. Just absolutely tragic. Yeah, yeah, you rocked your mum's world, Connor. Oh, God. Thank you very funny. Let's go to Daisy. Hi, Daisy.

Hi, Daisy. Hi. Yours is good. Yours is about your mum as well. Yeah, we, I'd have been 16 and my sister would have been 10 and mum had driven us probably half an hour from home to a a hunt on the horses in the horse track. And she drank half a bottle of homemade limoncello without realizing it was alcoholic.

She didn't know there was alcohol in limoncello. Oh, no. Oh, my gosh. If it was homemade, it would have probably been in like a bottle with no label, right? Still? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's mum drinking random unlabeled bottles for? She's like, hmm, this lemonade has some bite to it.

Did mum have a good afternoon? She had a great afternoon. better than dad who we had to ring at about 6 o'clock and say, can you come and get us all, please? Oh, that's so good. He is not legal to drive a truck of horse at home. Fantastic. Brilliant.

Someone's texting and said, not quite the same, but at my sister's 21st, when I was 10, I accidentally got quite tidly off the vodka jellies, not realizing what they were. No, not the 10-year-old on the vodka jellies. Not ideal. Not ideal. Someone else said when I was about 16,

my mum made one of those bucket pre-mixed strawberry daiquaries for Christmas Day. It was like rocket fuel. No one else could drink it. It was that strong. She ended up drinking most of it herself, and she got wasted by mid-afternoon. It turned out to be one of the funniest Christmas days, and we still talk about it 20 years later.

Brilliant. My dad was house-sitting for me, and he scrounged in the back of the freezer, and he found some special brownies. He ate two of them and was holding on. to the wall because he could barely walk. He said he was going to take himself to hospital, but he couldn't because Mum was there and he had to look after her.

Oh, Jesus. My whole family got wasted the first time Mum tried to make eggnog at Christmas. I was the only kid and I was all alone. Can you imagine just being like, oh my God, I am the responsible one in this situation? I'm going to put you guys to bed. This one's brilliant. It says, when Robbie Williams was performing in Wellington, in 2014-ish.

We took Mum along. Biggest fan. Before we got to the base and reserve, we finished a shop bucket in the car park of Super Liquor. Safe to say it was absolute role reversals. My sister and I spent the entire time apologising as she partied so hard. We walked her home and tucked her into bed.

Best night ever. Robbie Williams is back at the end of this year. I feel like you, your sister and mum. Need to get another bucket. Shop bucket. in the car park of super liquor? Go again. And go around to...

Redo the whole thing. 100%. Yeah, yeah. Kaelin texted and said, oh my God, my mum and I met up for lunch during the work day and we ordered virgin cocktails. Well, after a while,

we were both feeling a bit funny and checked with the waitress that they were definitely virgin. And she said, oh, I thought you said, with gin. Uh-oh. What's a with gin cocktail?

Uh-oh. We both went back to work feeling a little tipsy. That's very good. So good. I won't read that one about the dog. Yeah, there's a few you can't read out. Someone said the first and only time I saw my dad drunk. I was 19 or 20 and he and his friends would have been in their 50s

and they'd had too much to drink at the pub down the road. I got the call to go pick them up so my stepmom didn't find out. Drop the friend off and he fell into the rose bush and apparently he slept there for the night. Shot Dad. Good on you, Dad. Very good stories. Thank you guys, including the ones that we can't read out. Yes, we have rid them.

And we enjoy them. So thank you. It's ZAM's Brea and Clint Podcast. Let's play Google Down. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down, punk. Yes, welcome along to Google Down,

where we find out who is the fastest Googler, and they play for you for 50 KFC Chicken Dollars. Claudia, Clint and Ella are our contestants. Are we ready to play? Sure are. Ready to win. Right again. Yeah, ready. Can I rev up my engine?

Yep. It's good to go. I didn't think you'd be the owner of a V8, but here we are. Neither. Right. First person to yell out the correct answer. I'll give you a point. First of three points. Winns.

Here comes question number one. Who has the record for the longest Vegas residency? Selene Dion. Barry Manilow. Oh, wait. Pin and Teller. None of you are correct. What?

David Copperfield? Celine Dion, but someone said that. Selene Dion. Yeah, all the four options I've got have been said. I'm going to buzz you all out. The correct answer is Donnie and Marie Osmond. What? Hold the record for the longest Las Vegas residency by total number of shows.

Does he? Celine Dion is up there and it was the highest grossing. Oh, right. But they have the longest run, which was 1,730 performances. Oh, what are they doing? Singing. It was 11 years. Oh, mate.

11 years. Crazy. All right, we move on to question two. What does the PBR stand for in? In terms of sport. Physically based rendering. Professional bull riders. That is correct.

The PBR. I was about to say peanut butter and jelly. Peanut butter. Raspberry. The professional bull riders. It is a great watch on TV. Guys, have you ever written a bull before? Because there's a new place in Takapuna on the shore that has a bull on Thursday.

Like a mechanical bull. I was going to say I've written quite a few potty cards. In my childhood? We would. We need to go. All right. We move on to question number three. One to Claudia.

How many kids do Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have together? Five. Six. Six is correct. That was a stab in the dark. Clinton Ella took a guess, which I mean I think was worth a guess. Yeah. Didn't pay off this time.

Claudia, two in front. Oh no. Question number four. What star sign? is Donald Trump. I don't want to know. Gemini. Gemini.

Gemini. Oh, I knew that. Is correct. And that is a downtrow for Claudia. Wow. Goodness. Rebecca, you correctly picked Claudia to win. So you get 50 KFC chicken dollars.

Well done. Thank you. You are welcome. Here, look, I'm disappointed. I mean, what do you say? Nothing really can say. I don't even get a point this week. You didn't even leave it all out on the field.

All I said was peanut butter. Yeah. I don't even know if you Googled anything this week. You just guessed everything. It's actually quite a nice break from your voice. Can we do the full and guess, the full guessing round next week? No googling. No Googling.

No Googling and Google is kind of the opposite of Google down. Google up. Is ZM's Brinklin podcast. Did you see all this stuff about the Michelin Stars yesterday? I did hear a lot of people chatting about this. It's very fancy, oh la-la, but it's a big deal for New Zealand. New Zealand's best restaurants received their first ever ever, ever, first ever ever Michelin stars last night at a very glitzy celebration in Auckland.

We've never been eligible for Michelin Stars before. Why? Because you have to pay to have your restaurants reviewed. Okay. And I think you pay as a country. So our government paid to have us reviewed. Good. That's where the money should be going.

Well, there's an argument that it should because there are people who travel the world to dine at these restaurants. I mean, yeah, that is a good point. You know? But how much money is it? That's what I want to know. Six and a half million dollars. What?

Yeah. You didn't think I had the number, did you? Yes, but Brie, if some of the richest people come here to dine at these restaurants, they're not just going to have dinner, are they? They're going to stay. Seems like paying for, like, at a nice hotel, okay? You're going to get a couple of Uber's?

It feels like investing money into like dog clothes or something, you know? Do we really need it? As someone who spends money on dog clothes, I think watch what you say, okay? You spend more money than me. I do not. Your dog has a shacket. Yeah, my dog does have a shacket, yeah. But he's a long-year dog

and he needs to stay dry. I've seen your dog in a dry zabone. I've seen your dog in another rain jacket. No, he's only got a drizer bone. And it's a swan dry, thank you very much. Okay, how much was the swan dry? It doesn't matter. I'm going to Google it.

Six and a half million dollars. We didn't know if we were going to get any Michelin stars last night and they had the ceremony. And God, can you imagine how anti-climatic it would have been if all these people showed up and they were like, and we have no stars for New Zealand. Yeah, God, that's six and a half million. really would have went down the toilet then.

I feel like we got our money's worth. Imagine. We got 15 Michelin stars last night. 15. 14 restaurants got one star and one restaurant in Queensland got two stars. What restaurant was that? Essence.

Ooh, I've never even heard of it. Neither have I. It sounds like a fancy restaurant name though. Yes. Essence. Everything at essence is tasteable air. You don't eat anything per se. You taste the air.

You just get the essence of the food. So you breathe it in. You're like, mm, souffle. Seeing as this big news, I've got three facts about the Michelin Stars and how they work. Okay. They're French, first of all. That's not one of the facts. But the Michelin Star Guide was created by the Michelin Tire Company.

Yeah, I knew this. And as these chefs came on stage last night in Auckland to receive their Michelin Star, they shook hands with the Michelin Man. They had a Michelin Man mascot. The juxtaposition was odd. It's like very fancy and u-l-la, and then you shake hands with an inflatable tire mascot. Makes it feel nowhere near as fancy, eh? No, it doesn't.

My first fact is the Michelin Star Guide was launched in 1900 to encourage people to drive more and to use their tyres more so they would sell more tires. The more people drive, the faster their tyres wear out. I mean, it makes sense. So they're like, you should drive to this restaurant. Genius, really. On your Michelin tyres. Fact number two about the Michelin stars,

the stars have a literal travel meaning. So the number of stars you get actually relates to travel. One star, very good restaurant for you to travel to. Okay? Two stars, excellent restaurant, worth a detour. Worth going the long way around to go to this restaurant. and three stars, exceptional cuisine, worthy of a special journey,

maybe an overnight trip. Does anywhere have four stars in the world? Good question. I don't know, nowhere in New Zealand. Because I know there's quite a few places that have three. And then did you know you can lose a star? You can lose a star, you can be demoted a star, you can lose your only star as well.

In fact number three, the inspectors who come to do the judging, completely anonymous. You don't know they're in your restaurant. They pay their own bill. They'll often come multiple times before they give you a star. And they're trained to judge only on the food and consistency, not the decor. So they don't care if your restaurant's a bit shabby.

Not the celebrity chef. They don't care if Jamie Oliver or Nadia Lim is out the back doing your chicken palm. And they're a secret. Nobody knows who these judges are. I knew that from the documentary I watched on Michigan. Michelin stars. Ratatoui. Wee.

The Michelin Star Restaurants, if you're feeling bougie. Five in Auckland. Yep. Three in Wellington. Four in Queensland. Two in Christchurch. And one in Wonica. Thank God.

And none in Hamilton. Oh, poor Hamilton. There's always next year. Do they do it every year? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. You got another $6.5 million, I'm sure they'll do it again next year. Also, if anyone wanted to know Clint spent $120 on a swan dry for his job, I googled it.

Good stuff. Good stuff. Play ZDems, Bree and Clint. You might know them from this track. Iconic. They had countless hits, but they're an American disco group that started in the 70s from New York City. and they were known for obviously those bangers but also the costumes that each member of the band wore.

And the characters, really? Yeah, all the characters in the band. Did you know, fun fact, before we get into this zany radio, did you know that the village people are still touring? No. You can see them. They've got a show coming up on the 12th of July in Italy. Back-to-back shows actually happening in Italy

in July? Back to back village people. Didn't the lead village person just die recently? Like I wonder with these acts how many of the original cast are still in there. There's got to be at least a few. I reckon there's like four guys in their 20s who are in the village people now?

Why not? And they're just like, what? What? They don't age the village people. Yeah, yeah. I had this weird thought yesterday where I was like, imagine if there's a family in New Zealand that mimics the village people and the characters that were in the village people.

So hear me out. So the characters you had in the village people were the cop. You had the construction worker. You had the soldier. You had the cowboy. The biker. And the Native American. Oh.

I was doing well up until there. Which could be quite difficult. But I thought imagine if there's a family that had all of those people in their family, technically, they. they would be the real-life village people. Yeah. I wonder if they've ever thought about that too. Go, we're going to struggle with the Native American part, I feel.

Or maybe we're not. Maybe we're not. How do we broaden it out? Because Native American, American Indian, would we accept Indian Indian? An Indian from India? Yeah. An Indian member of your family?

Would we accept a Fijian Indian? Yeah. Would we accept... Someone who loves Indian. food. Someone who owns an Indian restaurant. I think you have to. Yeah.

They own an Indian motorcycle. Yeah. What about someone who wore one of those controversial Native American headdresses to a festival once? Yep. Yeah. How close can we get?

I hear what you're saying. So we got cop. Yes. We've got construction worker. Yes. Someone in the army. Yeah. Cowboy, biker, and Native American.

So how many is that? One, two, three, four, five, six. Six fan members. But one family member could be multiple. That's right. We will accept that. You could have a cowboy, you could be a cowboy construction worker. When we say family, we go immediate family.

I reckon you've got to include uncles and aunties. And cousins. And cousins. Yeah, yeah. And in-laws. In-laws. Right. I think so.

If someone's father-in-law is a police officer. It counts. It's in the family. I think you have to, yeah. Can you get them all together at one family event? Can your version of the village people all be in one place at one time? Like could they put a performance on it your next Christmas? You don't have to have the full set, okay?

No. We just want to get as close as we can. Do you have more than two? And are you one of them? Are you one of the village people? Maybe you're the cowboys. 0800 dial ZEM. Or you can text your family line up through to 9-6-9-6.

And we'll see what we get. I hope we get something. The real-life village people. We're open to your interpretation of any of those categories too. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, 0800 dial ZM. Particularly the Native American one.

Think hard. Do you have multiple members that we just mentioned in your family? ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast. I'll be honest. just to radio announce a girl with a dream. Yeah. And that dream is to put together the real life village people. A lot of people will have these stupid thoughts.

Like, I wonder if there is any family out there who has every member of the village people in their family. But not everybody has a radio show to then go out to the nation and find out if that family actually exists. So you kind of have a responsibility to do this. I do. And that's what we do for the people, clip. So we asked, do you in your family have a biker? a builder, a cop, a soldier, a cowboy and an American Indian. That's correct.

How close can we get this person wants to be anonymous? Hi Anonymous. Hi Anonymous. Hello. What do you got for us, Anonymous? What have you got in your family? I've got four of six. Four of six.

Mum's an ex-cop. Great. Got it, yeah. My uncle's a builder. Yeah, take it off. I'm a cowboy. Love it. And another one of my uncles is a biker.

There you go. So all you're missing is Native American. And what was the other one? Soldier. Soldier, yeah. Well, that's pretty good, Anonymous. What do you mean you're a cowboy, Anonymous? Do you ride horses?

I do. I do a bit of ball racing and a bit of roping. You're a cowboy. Oh, you are a cowboy if I ever did hear one. Thank you, Anonymous. There's some great texts on this of people who are trying to get close. Someone said, my fiancé is ex-Army. My half-sister is a police officer.

My granddad is a builder. My brother-in-law is a dairy farmer, so cows, cowboy. And I guess my mum could be the Indian. We frequented an Indian restaurant so much when I was a kid that they gave her the original family recipe book. I mean, she's an honorary Indian. That sounds like to me. So they're missing the biker?

Just the biker, yeah. Just the biker, that's it. So the Native American part is the bit we thought would be the hardest. Someone texted and said, guys, I can't help you with anything but the Native American part. So we need to get that person into the family of the person we talked to before, Anonymous's family, and we've got the village people. But you'll put them together and make them perform. I know a family with two Native Americans and their dad is a cop. Okay.

This is good. It's helpful. Someone else said some of my family for the village people, I'm in the military. my husband's a biker, my nephew's a construction worker, his fiancé is Fiji and American, and my niece was a shepherd, so a cowboy. And I forgot my son-in-law is a cop as well. Fiji and American, or Fiji and Indian? Is Fiji and American?

Oh, Fijian and American. Fijian and American. Yeah, right, okay. That's pretty close. I actually think I can come pretty close to this. Really? My dad's a biker. Yep.

He had five motorbikes when I was growing up. Yeah. My cousin's partner is a builder. Okay. Okay. Okay. My uncle Jerry was a cop. Yep.

In the New Zealand police force. Yep. My uncle Ron was a soldier and also the Minister of Defense. Okay. Okay. So he definitely qualifies. Look at that hat that he wears. Yeah, 100%.

That's a cowboy hat. That is a cowboy hat. He's sitting in a tech right there. And my cousin who is with the builder, she is African American. So close. So close. It's so far. A lot of tech's coming through now of people strolling their hats in the ring to be the real-life village people.

A lot of people saying, what about the sailor? We're not 100% sure there was a sailor. No, no. They're thinking of the Vanga Boys. Yeah. That's in the Vanga Boys. Should we? And they get confused with that village.

People's song In the Navy. Ah. Yeah. No, there was never a sailor, I believe. Should we fight the Venga Boys? Shouldn't be that hard? Wouldn't they have a sailor? Yeah.

They had a cowboy. Cowboy. And then what were the two girls? Um... Hold on, here we go. Oh, it doesn't say. I don't know if they really had a particular costume. Right, we're looking for the Venga boys, not the Venga girls.

So we just need a cowboy, a sailor in two. women and your family. Surely we can do that. Surely. There is. Greenclent. All I want from my birthday is a birthday bangers. Let's do your birthday bangers.

The number one songs when you turn 16. Which one will we play? Well, we'll figure that out. Amber's up first. Hi, Amber. Hi, Amber. Hello. We heard it's your birthday tomorrow.

Yes. Happy birthday. And that was 1995. Okay, great. Okay, great. Perfect. That means you were 16 Amber in 2011. So around this time in 2011, this was top in the charts.

It's a bot from COVID Starship. It's one of those... Bonafide club banger. Totally. That hasn't been overplayed, I don't think. I agree. Do you like it, Amber? Yeah.

Yeah, it's good. Yeah, tune. Okay, well, happy birthday for tomorrow and wait there. Fiona's going to do a birthday banger. Hi, Fiona. Hi, Fee. Hello. Hello.

Have you been... Longtime caller first... Long time list of first time caller. Yeah, Fee. Oh, good to have you on board, Fiona. Thank you. I love your afternoon shows. Oh, thank you.

Thanks, Fee. Thank you. Thanks for finally calling through. We appreciate it. Do you want to do your birthday banger? Absolutely. I've been dying to do this. All right.

Well, we're dying to find out what you've got. What is your birthday? The 19th of April, 1972. All right, Fiona. That means you were 16 and 1988. and Fiona, here is your birthday banger. Kylie! Who doesn't love Kylie?

Who doesn't love a bit of Kylie Minogue? Have you watched Fiona? Have you watched the Kylie Minogue documentary on Netflix? Loved it. Oh, me too. Isn't she just incredible? She, so much more about her that I didn't know. Yeah, I agree.

I feel like she has been quite private over the year, so it was cool to see more about her. and she's everything you thought she would be. She's got bangers too. One more birthday banger for Samantha. Hi, Samantha. Hi, Samantha. Hello.

Hi. Hi. What have you been doing today, Samantha? I have been at home and looking after my kids. So you've been doing the most is what you've been doing. Doing the most. Let's focus on you for a moment then and do your birthday banger. What's your day to birth?

It's the 20th of November 1988. All right. That means Samantha, you were 16 and 2000. And we've done our calculations. Here's your birthday bang. ObPee Money featuring Scribe. Love it. It's so good.

NPNC is on that track as well. Banga, Samantha, do you like it? I love it. Yeah, same. Nope. I never been the tape to quit. Very nostalgic. Okay, way there.

So we've got a banger from 2011, a banger from 1988, and a banger from 2004 to choose from today. I like them all today. So do I? Yeah. Four vibes. And I think there's an early birthday present for Amber. I'm going to vote for the Cobra Starship song.

Are you? Yeah. Yeah, go on then. Yeah, it's a birthday tomorrow. Amber. So fun. You won. Happy birthday, mate, for tomorrow.

Thank you. And do you know what's funny is? I accommodate a continuation for all. I think it was last week. Yeah. I might end up having butter chicken for lunch. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait.

Are you saying you're going to have a birthday curry? Yes. Amber? Every year You're shitting me You said you have a birthday curry ludge every year Yes Birthday curry

We knew it was a thing We knew that this production wouldn't go to waste Amber How bloody good Amber I didn't have any credit on my phone to text that day You are the first person to sound the birthday curry alarm Congrats on that Amber Thank you

I loved it And yes, we do have a birthday curry alarm. You got to. You have to. From 2011, Birthday Curry. Here's Amber's birthday banger on ZM. ZM's Brian Clint.

Cobra Starship on ZM with Brian Clint for birthday banger. It's Amber's birthday banger. It's her birthday banger. It's her birthday tomorrow where she will be having a birthday curry. Which she does every year. Someone's just text us and said, hey guys, my son turns one. on the 10th.

Can we sound the birthday curry alarm for him if I'm having curry, but it's his birthday? Yes, if you're having a birthday curry on behalf, we can sound the birthday curry alarm. Yeah. Absolutely. I think that checks out completely. Birthday curry, nothing better than a birthday curry.

We found out the other day that it's a thing. Yeah. We didn't create this. We didn't realize it was a thing. We just found out. We had multiple people call through, and it was their birthday to do birthday banger. and they all said they were on their way out to have a curry.

And then we got texts from people who were also on their way out for dinner for their birthday or taking dinner home for their partner's birthday. And what were they having, Bree? Birthday curry. Birthday curry. So we've uncovered something here. We've jumped on the trend. Is there a thing if you go to like a curry restaurant and you tell them it's your birthday?

Do you get a free curry? Do you get a free rotee? Do you get a free butter chicken? I feel like free buttered chicken. No, not the whole curry. You don't reckon? No, because then you just have people going in going up to my birthday. Don't you get a free meal with Denny's for your birthday?

Yeah, but that's Denny's. They got big Denny's money. It's different. Free Narn. Free Narn. I think of free narns. Good. You're free rice or some free popadoms.

Something like that. I'll take anything. Oh, same. Zat M's Bree and Clint podcast. Look, I don't claim to be up with all of the dating terms and phrases. There's a lot. There's a lot and I can't keep up. And I'm not dating, so I don't feel like I need to.

However, I saw this article today which said that Travis Kelsey, Taylor Swift's fiancé, is a golden retriever man and that Taylor Swift is marrying a golden retriever man. And I don't know what that is, but I was talking to you about it and you said you do. So I want to know what a golden retriever man is and if I am one. Yeah. The term the golden retriever man, I feel like I have. I have heard this when people are talking about lesbians. Oh.

When you're matching lesbians up. Is Travis Kelsey a lesbian? Maybe. Well, he isn't a women. But they call, they either say you're a golden retriever lesbian or you're a black cat. And golden retrievers go with black cats. Hear me out. Right.

Hear me out. Okay. So I'm assuming it's the same thing. So a golden retriever, if someone's calling you that in the relationship, is usually the super affectionate one. Okay. They're warm, they're bubbly, they're endlessly loyal.

Right. They're just happy go lucky. That's the vibe of a golden retriever in a relationship. Just like the dog. Just like the dog. The black cat. They shed like a mofo. That too.

And they get ear infections regularly. The black cat, however, if you get called the black cat in your relationship, They're exactly what you think of black cat is. You know when you think of a cat, you think of mysterious. They're a little bit sand offish. Bit of a bitch. Most black cats.

They're a bit more reserved. Right. You know, they're the ying to the golden retrievers yang. Right, okay. Kind of vibe. Yeah. You know, they level each out, level each other out. It's all about balance.

What the golden retriever brings, the black cat brings something different. So does that only work for lesbians? I feel like that's the yin and yang of every successful relationship. It's universal. Yeah, right. Yeah. Okay, so are those the two personality types? They're the two that I've heard of.

Does anyone know of any other personality types? Anything other than those two? In terms of dating, they're the ones that I know. Right. We were going through the show before the show talking about what we would be or what we are in the relationship. Yeah. And if you're the golden retriever or if you're the black cat,

producer claudia what would you say clint is i feel like it could kind of go either way but i feel like once we settle on it we'll know exactly what it is do you need to date me to find out maybe well yeah we know the work you which is black cat energy but i think deep down inside you're a cute little labrador so these are the traits of a black cat in a relationship um self-reliant and unbothered this is the black cat this is the black cat

Yes. Mysterious. No. Selective affection. Yes. Yes. Relaxed interest. Right.

Fiercely loyal and protective. Yeah. Yes. Are you guys doing me? Broody? Yes. No. Oh, no.

Emotionally complex? No. No. No. Okay. Okay. Should we go through the? golden retriever.

Yeah, here we go. Loyal. Yes. Yeah. Radiant positivity. No. Well, you don't like being weighed down by the... I am radiantly positive.

Thank you very much. Okay. In some ways, in some ways he's not. What do you mean in some ways? I feel like in every way. Well, I think the little things that are... Playful and easygoing. No.

You guys don't know me at all. I wouldn't use those words to describe you. signature style Yes Yeah And that's it Right And I've got

Yeah I feel like you sit in the middle Someone said isn't Aren't they a golden retriever Because they're lovable And simple and a little bit dumb Oh That's not you Clint Someone also said that there is a German shepherd

Which is someone who follows the facts Can be either optimistic or negative And has a circle of close friends and a weirder circle of general friends. Oh my God, you're a German Shepherd. Yeah, that's you. Which I'd never heard of the German Shepherd. Oh, right, okay.

Ella is 100% a golden retriever. Yeah. No doubt in my mind. A little bit dumb. Claudia, no doubt in my mind is a black cat. Because I'm a little bit of a bit of a bit. Like, I feel like you're affectionate when you want to be. Yeah.

But you're like, I don't need it. I'm very serious. Someone just said Clint is more of a Jack Russell. He just keeps a yes. That's not bad. Yeah. And he sheds like a mofo. Maybe I'm a mixed breed.

You know? Maybe you're a mongrel. I'm a mongrel. I'm a mutt. All right. Woof, woof. The ZDM Podcast Network. Bree, what is the best song of 2026?

Um, that's the, the FIFA World Cup song but from Shakira. Wrong. It's Chews in Texas. I don't even know why he needed to think about it. It's a big call. It's a big call from you. I like this song. It's a great song.

Some of us aren't afraid to make big calls. But the best of 2026? Yeah. Okay. It'll go down. Yeah. It'll go down in history. Yeah.

It'll win the Grammy. Okay. I saw this post from a Kiwi country music artist named Rosie Teess. She put this on TikTok. Have you ever been to choose in T's? It's from Texas in a Kiwi accent. He's from Texas I can tell by the way he's just stepping around the room. And judging why the small that's written on his face, there's nothing I can do.

It's so true. Every time I sing it, it's in a country accent. It's an American country accent. Did you automatically mimic what it sounds like? She's even put an updated version out where it's even more Kiwi. I thought we could give it a go. I thought we could try and Kiwi-Fi. And in your case, you could Kiwi-Ozify the Choosin Texas song.

Love it. Okay, so I'm going to play it. I feel like the original who actually did this was Missy Higgins used to sing in an Aussie accent. Right, true. And everyone used to talk about like, what was there, song, Scar. If you go back and listen to that song, it's full-blown Aussie accent. Oh my god, you're so right. Doesn't that mate you shiba?

Yeah. Doesn't it? All right, we're going to give him a go. We're going to choose in Texas in a Kiwi accent. Yeah. I'll go first. Okay. Texas I can tell by the way he's two stepping round the room.

And judging by the smile that's written on his face, there's nothing I can do. Sounds ridiculous. It doesn't take Chris. Still ball to see. A cowboy always finds a way to leave. Drinking Jack all by myself. He's choosing Texas, I can tell. Every song would sound worse in a Kiwi accent.

I wonder if there is one that would sound better. Maybe something from 660? Do 660 sing with a Kiwi accent? I feel like they do. Let's have a quick look. I feel like I was listening. to one of their songs today. Surely they sing with a New Zealand accent and don't forget your roots.

Otherwise, if they don't, they've forgotten their roots. Don't forget your roots of my friend. Don't forget your family. Friend. It's friend. Friends. Don't forget your friends. Don't forget your roots, my friend.

Doesn't have the same way, okay. You're going to choose in Texas. Okay. Are you ready? Okay. She's from Texas so I can tell you. Tell by the way He's to stepping around the room

Stepping And judge him by the smile that's written And on his face There's nothing I can do It doesn't take a crystal ball To see A cowboy always finds a way To leave

Drinking Jackal by myself He's choosing Texas I can tell It's very nasally the Kiwi accent, isn't it? It's quite hard to sing in that accent. You can sing. It's hard to sing in a way that's good to listen to. I think we also just can't sing.

That might be part of it. It's ZDM's Bree and Clint podcast. Bree and Clint, who will be back in the morning, Bree and Clint, to do the morning show. Yeah, only a matter of hours and you'll get us again. They're so hard working that, Bree and Clint, aren't they? God. You can't pull them away from work.

I saw this post on my second favourite Instagram page, Divas underscore thoughts. Oh, I love the thoughts of Divas. You follow my other page? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it said you can only pick two of these things. Okay.

Okay. There are six things in total, and you can only choose two. Okay. I want to know what you would choose. I want to know what Claudia would choose. I want to know what Ella would choose and want to know what everyone listening would choose as well, okay? All right.

You can only choose two. You can be fluent in ten languages. Oh, don't wait. I've got to write these down. You can be fluent in ten. 10 languages. Okay. You can have free flights and hotels forever. Yep.

You can have your dream body while eating whatever you want without doing cardio. Okay? I just heard of audible scream coming from the juices, both through a glass window. So I reckon that one's high on the list, Ella. Is that up there? Yeah. You can have 24-hour perfect hair and makeup. So it never goes out of place, even if you sleep on it.

You can have unlimited wardrobe. So whatever clothes you want, you just have access to them. You see them on the internet. You go, I'll have those. Okay. It gets delivered to your house. Okay. Or you can have a million dollars every month.

Ooh. So you can only have two of those things. What are we having? To recap, fluent in ten languages, free flights and hotels forever. Dream body, no cardio. 24-hour, perfect hair and makeup. Unlimited wardrobe, a million dollars every month. I thought you said this was hard.

This is easy for me. It's not hard for me. It's easy for me. Okay. What are you going with? easy fluent in 10 languages yeah and a million dollars every month boom then i can buy my own flights my own hotels probably my wardrobe yeah money solves most of those ones get my hair and makeup done yeah i agree with the dream body one yeah oh i do love to eat what are you doing with all those

languages oh traveling to all those places and i'd make so many friends nah i just want to impress people at parties oh that too bonjour oh we we ella what are you choosing you don't have two I am tossing between what Bree said but then also the dream bod. Yeah. Okay, a million dollars and a dream bod because then I can have a linguistics coach. Oh, yeah.

You would never hire a linguistics coach. You reckon you can get a linguistics coach that can teach you ten languages. I mean, one would be nice, another one. English would be good. Hey. Claudia? The one million a month, easy, yes.

Yes, yes, the easy yes. I'm not popping the same ones, ten languages or dream board. I'm leaning towards the board. A million dollars a month You have an unlimited wardrobe Yeah A million dollars a month You have free hotels and flights essentially

You can get a hair person A mega person Yeah Dream bod, one million dollars for me Dream bod? Yeah Is that like a six pack like Art Green? Yeah Would you bit be taller as well?

Yeah you're a bit short Excuse you Would you make your hands a little bit bigger That's probably what I would do if I was you I know exactly what you'd make better I am very tall with very big hands, thank you very much. But you brought in your shoulders a bit, eh?

You make your feet, do that. You keep telling yourself that. He's smaller. There's a photo shoot that Bree and I did, where they made me shorter than Bree in the photo shoot. That's what he likes to tell everyone. And then for the full two years that that photo shoot was in rotation, every time we met people, they'd go,

oh my God, I thought you were shorter than Bree. Have you ever seen those shoes? You're taller than I expect it. Have you ever seen those shoes Clint wears with like a little thing in his heel? You didn't have to do that anymore. He always says to me, he's like, can you slouch, like, when we take our photos? It was the one photo shoot they didn't photo shot. He has to sound a little stool.

We've got a rule. Bree's not allowed to wear heels. Play ZM's Brian Clint on Insa, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from three on ZM.