ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 1st June 2021

Episode Date: June 1, 2021

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Hi everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast where I've got some annoying admin to do first. You just dropped your laptop like it's hot. Yeah, for dramatic effect. Why? What's the admin? Ben has got an update for us on the current status of Birthday Banger in the podcast. Ben, you want to give an update? Yeah, I can give you an update. Oh, everyone's just arriving. Come on in everybody. Mum and Di, come in here. Ben, you want to give an update? Yeah, I can give you an update. Oh, everyone's just arriving.

Sorry. Come on in, everybody. Mum and Di, come in here. Mum, get some headphones. We're doing a podcast intro. Come in here. Come on in. Come here.

Did you notice how my mum and I dress the same today? Yeah, you're both in blazer chic. She's got her hound tooth blazer. I've got my hound tooth blazer. And look at her new shoes that we got her. Oh, those are pretty bloody neat aren't they You've got a pair of white chuck toes Come and have a seat

Come and sit down and grab a microphone You pop those headphones on Ben do you want to give us a podcast admin Yeah podcast admin is that We can no longer put our birthday bangers The full song Into our podcast anymore Oh why not, Benjamin?

Oh, the music labels are starting to pull old podcasts. Come on, there's an angry mob. Boo, screw you, Ben. Up yours, Ben, you've ruined the podcast. It's not Ben's fault. It's not Ben's fault. Your fault. We're getting done for licensing.

So here's the real risk, is that all of our old podcasts get taken down. And that's how life's work. That is a real. I mean, I've got them all saved on a hard drive, but that is a very real risk, yes. What? What if they take down all our old podcasts? Why even say that?

Well, mate, it's not someone going through and listening to our individual podcasts. It's a robot. Yeah, it's a bot. Who's scanning for audio. Oh, well, screw you, robot. Robots are such fun police. Like the ones on Facebook that are like

we've detected that you've used as part of a song. Yeah I did use that song because it made my video fucking fire. Yeah exactly. And all the music that's not copyright is shit okay. So Ben what's the solution? So the solution at the moment is we will keep Birthday Bang a song in,

but only play the first 10 seconds and the last 10 seconds of the song. Boo! Screw you, Ben. Look, Mama Di's not asking you. What do you think, Mama Di? That's the only time you get to hear the old songs, for goodness sake. They're going to take it all away from us. Yeah, well, you know, you're being...

Listen to that robot. Listen, you've upset Mum and Dad. You're being phased out. We all knew that. Not you personally. I'm just saying your age group. Yesterday I... You're being phased out.

You better watch out. There'll be no... Mum, hey, you know what's bullshit? Is that my age group slash mine and Clint's age group, we're already being phased out by the generation below us. By Anastasia? Yeah. Yeah.

I love Anastasia. You know what I am. Screw you, Anastasia. Did you just hear what Mum said? No. In fairness, your music's pretty crap. Fair. I don't think our generation's music's going to be remembered very well.

My mum always asks me this question and I find it quite interesting. She's like, because obviously from her generation there's artists that are, you know. Classic. Classic that will be known from generation to generation. People like Elvis Presley. The Beatles. You know, we could go on and on.

The Eagles. The Eagles, stuff like that. Who are those people In our generation Pitbull Akon Panic at the disco Yeah Akon Only when he worked with

David Guetta Yeah No but seriously Who would be Beyonce Has to be one Rihanna She's the queen

She's the queen But she's too topical She's amazing Yeah But she doesn't have The same essence That Beyonce has. Put it this way, Anastasia.

Are you going to be 50 at your 50th birthday and play... I 100% say play Birthday Cake. Play S&M? Yeah. Yeah. So what's timeless is what you're asking. Ed Sheeran will survive. Ed Sheeran will survive.

Taylor Swift will survive. We were talking about Coldplay the other day. See, they're on the cusp. Even them though, their music's 15 years old. So they're not our generation. Who do you think? Adele's pretty timeless.

Because you've got to remember too, there was plenty of crap music back in the day as well. That we all don't know. There's lots of stuff that didn't survive from the 60s and 70s. But no one's whacking on a Donny Osmond record these days, are they? Who would put that on anyway? See? And he sold out Eden Park back in the day.

That's very true. New Zealand was desperate at that point in time, weren't they? Donny Osmond, come on. Yeah, good point. What about Lady Gaga? Oh yeah Is she in there? She has to be in there for the fact that

Her music changed the landscape in a way Where she started doing things before anyone else So she's timeless in the same way that Madonna is timeless Yeah But she's not going to end up on the classic rock station in 30 years' time, you know? No, I don't agree. I think she's got fantastic music,

but let's see if she's going to start the test of time that she puts out a song in 30 years' time. Oh, right. Okay. Well, what songs has Elvis put out recently? Yeah, I don't see him. What's he been up to? He's been a bit slow.

He's already done all that. What? What do you mean? Well, he did actually, in fairness. No, don't see him. What's he been up to? He's been a bit slow. He's already done all that. What? What do you mean? Well, he did actually, in fairness. No, don't do that remix. Not that remix. What about when his song, A Little Less Conversation, came out for the Soccer World Cup and boom,

straight to the top of the charts. Great, we can get copyrighted now. Thanks, Clint. Oh, this is a banger! That's all we can play. Bro! Please direct all... Do you guys hear that? Who's that? Hello? It's the robot.

It's the fun robot, yeah. Hello, everyone. Do you guys want to hear some of the jokes that got submitted on the podcast yesterday? Yes, yeah. Speaking of robots, do you want to hear my robot joke? Yeah, do the robot joke. Robot joke. Oh, mum, you'll like this joke.

Be very careful. Hey, mum. Hey, mum. What does a robot do after sex? What, Brianna? He nuts and bolts. Do you know what nutting means? No, and I don't want to, thank you very much.

I don't want to. Don't you even say it. Brianna, I've had a bad day today. I don't want to know what nutting means. Let's just move on. It's another term for coming. No. It is.

No. It is. Look at Anastasia This is This one Sorry My mum has to listen to this shit too I'm so sorry Anastasia's mum

That was That was mum and Di's fault That was mum and Di And sorry to all the robots Yeah This is from Jack Gerling Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory? No

There was debris everywhere I loved that one. I thought, Jack, wherever you are, that is a bit of me, that joke. Very good cheese joke. Did you hear the slogan of the new tampon company? No. We might not be number one, but we're right up there. That's from Daniel Billinger.

Oh, it's from a man. No, cancelled. Cancelled. I love the tampon joke when you're sitting in a place and someone goes, what's the joke? No, no, no. Let's make like a tampon and get out of this bloody hole. Hey, I'm allowed to say it

because I get periods. Yeah. So it's fine. Only recently though. I develop late, okay? Who's the nicest... I'm going to reword this because I think I can reword it better.

Okay, okay. Who's the best guy in the hospital? Who? The best guy in the hospital? Who? The ultrasound guy. Because he's an ultrasound guy. Oh. It wasn't my joke, all right? Just blame Stephen Mitchell.

Sorry, Stephen. It sounds like one of yours, Clint. This one's from, I'll choose to ignore that. This one's from Joey Burbatch What does a robot do after sex? He nuts and bolts That was my joke

I wrote that way up the post Well done Joey, that's very funny This is bullshit What's the difference between a piano, tuner and glue? I liked this one What? You can tune a piano, but you can't piano-tuner. That's quite true.

It was like piano-tuner. It's quite true. What's the difference between a piano-tuner and glue? What? You can tune a piano, but you can't piano-tuner. Yeah, not as good the second time. No, someone's meant to go, what about the glue? Oh, what about the glue? Oh, what about the glue, sorry

You're really stuck on that glue, aren't you? These are not my jokes Come on, there was one My favourite one was the cheese one But there was one more really good one What's the difference between Croydon Station And a crab with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station

And the other is a busty crust station I love that one That's good That's from Rebecca Cohen That's very good Oh this is my favourite one This is my favourite one What did the DJ name his son?

Oh I liked this one This one was good What did the DJ name his son? Eric Eric Eric Eric That's a very good one I like that That was good What did the DJ name his son? Eric. Eric. Eric. Eric.

Eric. Eric. That's a very good one. I like that. That was good. There's a couple of long ones. Do one long one. Do one long one.

We've got one minute. The seven dwarves go to the Vatican. How long is this? No, way too long. Holy hell, that one's long. That one. Seven dwarves in the Vatican. You can't make fun of Catholic dwarves. How do you make a sausage roll?

I've heard this one. Push it down a hill. Why was six afraid of seven? Why? Because seven ain't nine. No, because seven was a registered six offender. Guys. No, because Seven was a registered Six offender. Who's that person that keeps laughing exactly the same? That's the people we brought in here to laugh.

Yeah, they've got very consistent laughs. Are you guys happy to be here? Me? Oh, you mean the crowd? They're not allowed to talk. Oh, right, okay. The post is still up. It's in Boomer font.

Ben, can you pin it To the top of the page Boomer font Yeah nah don't bother Don't bother You'll find it We'll do another round of jokes On Thursday

When Bree's back Sounds good We've got to go We have to go We have to literally go right now Okay Well I'm not on the podcast tomorrow

But Matty McLean Very lovely Funny lad Will be here And I'll see you guys on Thursday. It wasn't a joke! Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute.

Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one. Good day everybody, welcome to the show, it's Brie and Clint. What's today? Tuesday. Tricky Tuesday, yeah. Oh my god, I've just realised something. We have another chance at opening this mystery box. Yeah, we're going to do the box. There's something happening just after four o'clock, so if you're following along. I reckon we're going to do The Box. There's something happening just after 4 o'clock. So if you're following along.

I reckon we're going to get into it today because Georgia's clues are so obvious that there's only a couple of codes that it could still be to open it. Oh, that's a bit rude to Georgia. No, she got us to this point. Thank you, Georgia. I thought you were saying it's so obvious she didn't get it, but we'll figure it out. We will.

I promise you we're opening this thing today. I'm so excited then. That's a Clint I promise you we're opening this thing today. I'm so excited then. That's a Clint Roberts guarantee. We're opening the box today. My mum's in the studio again. Why are you here, Mumma Di? I'm only here for the box. Same.

Who let her in here? I just want to turn the handle on it and see what happens. Well, you can. Why don't you be our pin code person today? I could be their pin-up lady. Yeah. You know how to push buttons on a box, don't you? Yeah.

Brianna. What? Actually, isn't that more your domain? True. You've got a point. Ooh, hot start to the show, everybody. We're going to kick the show off As we do always with Tradiverse Lady There's 50 bucks cash up for grabs

Thanks to KFC this afternoon If you know your current affairs and trivia We need two people on the line On 0800 dials at him right now Or if you know nothing but you want to give it a crack You can call as well You're welcome to give it a go too We're back next at him

I don't know Bree and Clint Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus Lady. How well do you know the current events going on around the world? Well, hopefully better than Clint and I. Well, or at least as good because we wrote the questions. Very true.

Our lady today in Tradie versus Lady is 22. She's from Tamaki Makoto,, Auckland and she can do the splits. Welcome to the show, Brittany. Hey, how's it going? Hey, where does doing the splits come in handy, Brittany? You know, just my party tricks whenever I go out. So yeah, it always comes in handy. When did you first learn how to do the splits? In gymnastics like younger, and then for some reason that's the only thing I can keep doing.

Would you say, you know, someone in their 30s, hypothetically, they wanted to learn the splits, what's their odds? Well, the good thing is I'm a physio too, so I can definitely help you work towards that. We'll talk off air. It's not Brie who wants to learn, it's me, by the way. I mean, yeah, it's Clint. You're taking on our tradie today. He's 38.

He's from Napier and he's terrible at drawing. Let's hope he's not an architect. Welcome to the show, Tony. G'day, Tony. Hey, guys. What do you do for a job, Tony? What's your trade?

I'm a painter. And you're terrible at drawing. Yeah, it shocks people when I tell them. Yeah, right. No artistic flair whatsoever. Well, don't paint my house drawing. Yeah, shocks people when I tell them. Yeah, right. No artistic flair whatsoever. Well, don't paint my house then. Yeah.

Oh, well, you know. What? I can paint a straight line. Yeah, okay. Yeah, see, that's all you need. Right, okay. Okay, your buzzer is tradie, Tony. Brittany, your buzzer is lady.

First to three correct answers wins $50 cash. Thanks to KFC. Good luck, everybody. Here comes question number one. The Canterbury floods are ravaging the South Island at the moment. We're thinking of all of you down there. Name the super rugby team that represents... Ladies.

Ooh, Brittany in first. Crusaders. The Crusaders is correct. Question number two, one to the ladies. The term houndstooth is relevant to which category? A, cars, B, clothing, C, makeup, or D, animals? Lady. Yes, Brittany.

Animals? No, it's not animals. You want to guess, Tony? Cars? Not cars. It's actually clothing. It's a pattern, type of pattern, the houndstooth. Tony doesn't deal in textiles, sorry.

Strictly painting straight lines. He's not a painter decorator, okay? He's strictly a painter. I thought he might have come across it in wallpaper. Who knows? Still one to the ladies. Question number three. Prime Minister Scott Morrison has left New Zealand

after a visit to Queenstown. Apparently he was too scared to do the bungee jump and spent the whole time in the day spa. What is the capital of Australia? Lady. Yes, Brittany. Canberra. Correct.

Nice work. Two to the ladies. You can take it here, Brittany. Tony, you need this one. Question number four. Who sings this song? Brittany's here. Is that Coldplay?

You've done it. Nice job. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. 50 bucks cash coming your way, Brittany. Fire. Oh, my God. I was so nervous.

Didn't have to worry about it. I'm just walking. Bree and Clint.. I was so nervous. Didn't have to worry about it. I'm just walking. Bree and Clint. Got a very cute story, if you're keen for a very cute and heartwarming story. Well, I do have a heart of ice, but give me a go. See if you can melt it. I'll see. I'll see.

There's a story about a young boy who his dog got very sick. And people who have dogs, this is a virus that you can actually, your dogs can get here in New Zealand. It's actually all over the world, but it's called Parvovirus, and it's a horrible virus that your dog can get from the ground, and it's from other dogs that haven't been vaccinated when they wee, and then they can pick up this virus. Yeah, right.

It's horrible, terrible, and a lot of the time it ends up killing the dog that gets the virus. This is a heartwarming story. Hey wait, just hear me out for a second. Anyway, this little kid his name's Bryson and he's from Virginia in America and his dog got very sick and

his family didn't have the money to pay for all the dog's vet bills and stuff, which is very, very sad. So Bryson decided, he goes, right, what can I do? He decided he would set up a Pokemon card stall on the side of the road. What, and Sal has Pokemon cards? His Pokemon card collection. Oh, look at him.

It's his favourite thing in the whole world. But he said his dog, Bruce, is his family and he needed to save him. So he decided to sell all of his Pokemon cards. That breaks my heart. He's sitting on the side of the road with his little sign. He spray painted a sign that says Pokemon for sale. Isn't that adorable?

I hope that some good people came by and bought those Pokemon cards for like $100 a card or something. Imagine going in there and screwing him down on the price. I know, right? You're like, oh, this Charizard's a bit frayed around the edges. So his mum shared the post and then started a GoFundMe because she felt bad for her son. And anyway, the GoFundMe had a goal of $800,

which would cover the dog Bruce's vet bills, some of them. Anyway, they ended up raising $5,000 after people saw what Bryson was doing. Whoa, he can get a brand new dog. I know, right? Hey, that's not the point. He can get a fringe bulldog with that kind of money. That's not the point.

Isn't that adorable? Yeah, well done. That's nice. That was heartwarming. Very cute. Yeah. I thought we could do something this afternoon because obviously it shows how much people spend on their pets.

Yeah, and how much people are willing to spend. Absolutely, because they're a part of the family. I want to know from people this afternoon, 0800DIALZM, how much have you spent on your pet? Oh, yeah. Where's the French Bulldog owners? Where are you guys?

Yeah. Where's the designer cat owners? Where's the horse people? Okay. This is not, I think I know what you're talking about. This is not to buy the animal, right? No, this is not to buy. This is to I think I know what you're talking about This is not to buy the animal right No this is not to buy

This is to save the animal What have you had to spend On medical bills Or an accident happened Yeah What did you need to pay for That you did Yeah

Because they're a part of the family How far did you go To save your animal I like that 0800 dial ZM Or you can text us On 9696 How much do you love your pet?

There's a story out of Virginia, America, about a kid who decided to sell his favourite Pokemon cards, the rarest ones that he had, to pay for his new puppy's dog surgery after the dog got Parvovirus, which is a horrible virus. Anyway, they've got the money, they raised it. Hopefully the puppy's getting the care that it needs.

But what a selfless young boy. Yeah, legend. So cute. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Adorable. They did a GoFundMe for him and they ended up smashing the target, which is good. And I hope because of that he got to keep his Pokemon cards.

Yeah, I hope so. Or he could buy some new ones anyway. Let's inspire some people this afternoon to get pet insurance with stories of how much money you've had to spend on your animals. Stacey's here first. Hi, Stacey. Hi, Stace. Hey, how you going?

Good, thanks. First, Stace, what pet are we talking about? He's a mini lop bunny. Okay. Oh, a rabbit. A rabbit. Do you have pet insurance for the rabbit? No, but I should have.

You should have. Okay. Are you ready, Stacey? Tell us. How much do you spend on the lop-eared rabbit. $3,000. Oh. What happened, Stacey? I got him off a friend, and I'm a preschool teacher, and I took him to preschool, and

a parent dropped him. Oh. And it attacked his front teeth, and then over the next two years, his teeth grew back. Because they grow like human fingernails. Yeah. And they grew behind his bottom and they kept dislocating his jaw. Oh, no. So I said, maybe just pull them out.

And then three years later, they were like, I think we should just pull them out. Yeah, just be done with it. What is a rabbit without its front teeth as well, right? I mean, it looked like the most bogan rabbit that I'd take it in. It wouldn't be able to eat anything. Doesn't it have any other teeth? No, they just chomp with those teeth. True, the poor little bunny.

Emma's here. Hi, Emma. Hi, Emma. Hi. What's the animal, first of all, that you spend a lot of money on? A little baby horse. Okay. Okay.

Oh, no, I love miniature horses. How much did you spend on the horse? He wasn't a miniature. He was just a baby foal. I spent 30 grand. 30K on a brand new baby foal. What happened, Emma? Yeah.

He was born with crooked legs, and he also was what's called a dummy foal where they don't feed. So he had a lot of problems with his health and his... When you decided to take this horse on as your project, did you know what you were in for? Did you know it was going to cost you that much money? He was born... I had the mother, so he was born at my house.

I didn't know it was going to cost that much. Yeah. But I did know it was going to cost quite a bit. Okay, 30 grand on the horse. Oh, God, Emma. And how's the horse doing now? I actually sadly had to have him put to sleep last year

just before he turned three. Oh, I'm so sorry. That's so hard. Real kick you when you're down moment that one. Yeah, I'll say. Sorry to hear that's terrible. Sorry to hear that, Emma. Let's go to Tash. Hi, Tash. G'day, Tash.

Hi. Hello. What's the animal, first of all? What sort of animal? It's a dog. Okay. What type of dog are we talking about, Tash? She's a German Shepherd.

Okay. Love those dogs. And how much did you spend on the German Shepherd? So my parents actually spent probably close to $130,000. Oh. And how much did you spend on the German Shepherd? So my parents actually spent probably close to $130,000. $130,000? Doing what? Cloning it?

Yeah. Why? What happened? She had a really rare stomach issue and the emergency surgery for it was like $40,000. And then all of her medication every month was like $200 a month. So by the time she passed away, they spent a lot. Please tell me for $125 she lived to a ripe old age. Like you got a brand new dog out of it.

Yeah, well, sort of. But yeah, she lived a pretty good life. She did? Oh, my God. That's a mortgage, Tash. You would have to take a mortgage out on the dog. I know. Yeah, 100%.

Yeah, right. Tash is a pawn in this. Her parents were the ones spending the money. I mean, you know, you can't comment because you're not there. You don't know what that dog means to them. And I don't have the money to do that if I was in that position. But if you had the money, you'd feel stupid if you didn't do it. But also, Tash, like, do your parents regret, you know,

paying the bills for the dog? I mean, uni wasn't all it's cracked up to be. I'm sure you didn't mind not going to uni. Oh, absolutely not. My father would have done anything for that damn dog. Oh, it's his fault. Okay, he loves the dog. It makes sense.

Tash is like, I could have been a doctor by now. Yeah, she just wanted Suzuki Swift. Bree and Clint. I know the show you're obsessed with at the moment is Mayor of East Town. Oh, yeah, Mayor of East Town. It's on Neon. It just wrapped up last night. Mum and I have been watching it actually together.

Oh, it's been amazing. Is it as good as watching it actually together. Oh, it's been amazing. Is it as good as Bruce's it is? Oh, it's probably better, I reckon. Wow. It's very good. Think of The Undoing, which was the one with Nicole Kidman and Hugh Grant. Yes. It's very similar to that.

Right. It's Kate Winslet, right? Yeah. Now, the interesting thing about this, and much like The Undoing is, it comes out one episode a week old school style like normal TV like TV used to come out and we don't

and now when that happens you're like man I'm not used to this because you're used to it all just going on Netflix or Disney Plus you want to watch it all at once

and you can chew through three episodes a night right and yet it's become like a TV event like I haven't seen it because I'm too busy

I'm stuck in a whole other show so I don't have time for that show yet but I will get to it and I'll be that's what everyone stuck in a whole other show, so I don't have time for that show yet, but I will get to it. Oh, that's what everyone says in relationships. I think two children

come into that as well, somehow. Yeah, we literally have time for one episode a night. So you've got to be very selective. Very selective. But when I get around to watching it, it's all out now, so I can binge it. But watching you guys, watching you and Ben and your mum. Do you have envy? Yeah, because you have this seven days in between.

FOMO. To digest it and theorise on what's going to happen. And everybody, if they're watching it, watches it at the same time. So do you think that TV shows should go back to the old way of being released one episode a week? Is it better that they drip feed it to you or do you actually like getting it all at once, Netflix style? Well, I'll go first and then I want to hear mum's opinion on this.

But I really like it because it's kind of like something you can do all together and look forward to. And it brings you together more. It's a community event, right? Yeah, because then you're all like excited about it. It's going up at 8 o'clock. My mum and my partner were all like, oh, it's Mare of Easttown tonight, you know. I think it's a great thing. I agree. Yeah, I agree. I and like me. It's going up at 8 o'clock. My mum and my partner were all like, oh, it's Mayor of Easttown tonight,

you know. I think it's a great thing. I agree. Yeah, I agree. I really like it. Mum and Dad, do you appreciate it or would you rather you could just watch them all in one go? No, I think it's great watching it together as it comes out because

then you sit there and you surmise all together what might happen. But if you binge watch it and someone else has watched another one. You're all out of sync, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you can never trust anybody. You're like, okay, we're only going to watch one episode. It's right there.

And they autoplay. They roll into the next one. It's like a cake sitting in the fridge. If the whole cake is in the fridge, then you have to trust whoever you're living with not to eat the cake. Who's eating a whole cake? But if only one piece per week gets put in the fridge, then they can only ever eat one piece.

Who's baking one piece of cake? I mean, good point. I mean, are you acknowledging? It was a bad metaphor. Tim Tams, Brianna. The Dowsy X Shoulder Wave Tim Tams. Bri and Clint. From iHeartRadio.

This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. The highest paid female athlete in the world is Naomi Osaka, and she's the biggest story in sport and entertainment today. Dean, tell us what's going on with her. She is. This is really fascinating. Just today, she has announced that she's pulling out of the French Open. Now, this is a really, really big deal. Now, there's kind of been some controversy around her in the last few days

because she came out saying that the press have been very, very hard on athletes and it's kind of been very hard on them from a mental health perspective. And today she's pulled out saying that she's battled with depression over the years, since 2018 actually, and that she is really not feeling in the right space to be competing. So she has pulled out, which is a huge, huge story in sport and, like you said, around the world and talent-wise as well. Yeah, she's the biggest name in women's tennis at the moment. She's right up there with Serena Williams.

She's the highest-earning female in sport. Yeah, absolutely. So for her to do that as major, but we were talking about it before, she's done the right thing. Absolutely. She's put her own mental health first. And the thing that I don't understand is that in 2021, are we really still doing this?

Where is the support from, you know, the organisation that's organising these things? Where is the backing from then to say, hey, one of our key players, star players, actually any of our players is struggling. We need to support them. If they can't do the interviews, then we need to support them on that. Just yesterday she said she wasn't going to do press conferences anymore because it's 15 grand fine or something if you don't show up to the press conference.

And she's like, well, I'm very wealthy. I'll just not go. It was having a bad effect on your mental health, right? Because they were impacting me negatively. So they went, okay, we're going to have to find a way to fine you harder. And it's like, come on, man. She's out there saying that she's got an issue. And this is the hard part, you know,

and it sets an example and a tone for the rest of the world or people who maybe are watching this or are following it, being like, right, so if I'm struggling, I get fined for it. There needs to be some better plan worked out. The Olympics are coming up soon. Hopefully she is better in time for that. That is the latest on Naomi Osaka with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy.

Thanks to Disney's Cruella, it's in cinemas now and on Disney Plus with Premier Access conditions apply. There's a giant black box in the corner of the ZM studio. It just appeared on Monday morning. We don't know what's in it. We don't know why it's here. It's been a weird voice that's been talking to us through the box, also appearing in the ZM playlist.

Yeah, he's all over the place. He's just been talking. He or she, actually. They. We don't know what gender the box is. We do have some more information from the box here, and I believe that we might actually get into the box today. Oh, it looks like the box is about to talk.

Ben, so I just push this, right? Okay. Brian Clint, Mama Di. Oh, no, you were here, Mama Di. That's a secret box, that one. Oh, what's in the box? Well, that's what we want to know.

Yeah. So, knows my mum's here. That's so weird. It might have a camera somewhere. Wait, wait. It's talking again. It's definitely got a microphone. Recap, please.

What do you know? Okay. So yesterday you talked to us, Box, and you sent us a smash cake. We figured out that the number, like our clue, was six. Yep. And Fletchford and Megan got a nine, so we had a nine and a six. Yes. I know that with Georgia today, we've managed to refine the four

digit code that will open the box back to a nine something six nine. Do you have a pen? Yep. Because like you said, there's only There's only, so, and Georgia's tried a couple of them too. She's tried nine four six nine, and she's tried nine six six nine, So there's only 8

combos left. Okay. Box, are we allowed to just come and start jabbing in some codes? Is that what we're allowed to do this afternoon? We're allowed to come press your buttons. Good work. Good luck. Go for it. Okay, so let's start with, I reckon we start with 9-0-6-9.

Okay, start from the bottom. Mumma Di, do you want to be the pin code person? I would love to be the pin pusher. You always start from the bottom, Mum, and work your way to the top. Okay. Priyata. So we're going to go 9069. 6069, Mumma Di's putting it in.

No, that's not the code, so cross that one out. So let's go 9169. Let's try that one. No, that's not the code. So cross that one out. So let's go 9169. Let's try that one. It's 9 Mama Di. It's open. It's open. Okay, it's open. Oh, my God.

Good work. Good luck. Go for it. Oh, same message. Mama Di's scared. She's scared of the box. Wait, should we open it? Box, can we open you?

Consent's always important. Good luck. Yeah, actually, yeah, good point, Brie. Yes. Okay, mumma die. Go open. Well, we don't know. Go open it.

Go open it. I bet it's a smaller locked box. If it's another box. That's hilarious. Okay, open it. What is it? Oh, my God. What is it? Oh my god! What is it? I'm in the Italian job.

Oh, it's a briefcase! Oh my god! It's a briefcase and a packet of jet planes. I knew it. It's a smaller black locked box. It's a smaller box. Grab those jet planes. There's a note on those jet planes. So will I take out the suitcase? What does it say?

So there's a packet of jet planes And it says for you Bree and Clint Oh it's talking to us Mum get the briefcase Before it locks again Before the box locks itself Something for you Something for someone else

See you tomorrow I love you ILY So the jet planes must be for us. Can we get the briefcase? Can we try it? I love that it's a smaller. How exciting. It's a smaller locked box.

I called it. I'm going to give it a shake. Yeah, give it a shake. Jewelry. Sounds very full, doesn't it? Diamonds. It feels like paper. Money, all money.

Is there money in the box? Should we just, I know we're not supposed to, should we just try a code on this? Yeah, just give it a go. So the three digit briefcase codes. We try. Try one, two, three, four, five, six. Oh, maybe if they haven't changed it.

Yeah, one. Two, three. Hold on. So we're trying, maybe if they haven't changed it. Yeah, one. Two, three. Hold on. So we're trying the briefcase. This is how businessmen operate. This is what they have to do every day before they do business. What is so important? What do businessmen carry?

I know. Five. Get a laptop, businessmen. Okay. One, two, three, four, five, six. Ba-bam. No. Okay.

All right. 8 a.m. tomorrow with Fletch, Vaughan and Megan. I guess we find out more from the box. Hey, good that we opened the box, six. Ba-bam. No. Okay. All right. 8 a.m. tomorrow with Fletch, Will and Megan. I guess we find out more from the box. Hey, good that we opened the box, though. I know. I'm pretty stoked. But there is a whole other box. Back to square one.

We'll keep going with the box. One down, one to go. One down, one to go. This is another box inside here. My mum has been visiting over from Australia Yeah At the moment It's been lovely having you here mum How long's your visa for?

I think I can stay for a bit longer I think I'll stay another six months Oh six months? Six months Nice That's new to me I'll have to inform my partner Don't worry we'll send her out fruit picking

Okay They need some fruit pickers around the country That's true I mean you've got experience in that realm Well and truly Have to wait till summer But the thing I love about having you here mum Is you provide so much good entertainment for me

Because you did it again this morning without trying Because I decided I would bring mum into work today Clint And we're on our way in We're driving in the car And mum decided she'd have a little lolly, a little bit of taffy. Oh, that's not fair. A little bit of toffee.

I know what happened to your mum. That's not nice. And my poor mum, and I'm sure this has happened, super relatable mum, you've bitten into the lolly, very tough taffy and your tooth has come out with it. Yeah, unfortunately. I think I took it really well. I don't think I'm too bad, but I'm a bit toothless.

It's funny you say that because obviously it's a crown, Clint, so it's not a real tooth. It's a porcelain crown. A porcelain crown. So, you know, these things happen and they do come out sometimes and obviously the lolly didn't agree with the taffy. And you say you took it really well. I actually recorded some audio of just after my mum lost her tooth.

Do not whinge about the outfit tomorrow night because I have to go without a tooth and I have to be there and I have to try and look good. And I tell you, at my age, it's bloody difficult at the best of times. On the plus side, at least you're not overreacting. Oh, shut up. And you're whinging about me putting a sticky lolly in your new car when I've lost a tooth.

Now I really do look like a bogan. No, take me home. I'm going home. Shit, now I have to wrap the tooth up in a lolly wrapper. I'm going to lose it. Believe me. The irony that you need the lolly wrapper. You could have used the sticky lolly to stick the crown back on.

Yeah, well, actually, that's probably a good idea, but it did happen to me once before, and it was four days before my eldest daughter's wedding. It only happens to you at the worst times. The worst time. When I lost half of my front tooth, I did it on Christmas Eve. Like no dentists opening. No dentists going into the New Year's period.

The only time you will lose a tooth is when you really can't afford to lose a tooth. It's so annoying. I feel really horrible for you, Mum. I do because it's not fun. It doesn't make you feel good. Would it make you feel good if you heard, you know,

other people's stories about losing teeth? You know, so you don't feel alone. Well, we can kind of get together and drown our sorrows, I suppose. An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth kind of thing. Yeah, that's a good idea. I think they'd be far worse ones than mine, that's for sure. Well, at least it wasn't your front tooth. Yeah, there's always that.

Take solace in that. Mine was a front tooth. And you want to talk about Bogan, I look like a hillbilly. I'll wash myself with a rag on a stick. Let's get some lost tooth stories on here this afternoon. How did you lose a tooth? And which tooth was it? Or did you chip a tooth real badly?

And have you had it replaced or are you still but toothless? 0800-DIAL-ZM. What happened to your tooth? Or you can text us on 9696. Bree and Clint. Call the dentist. We've had a dental mishap in the family this afternoon. Poor Mama Di was chewing on a lolly.

What lolly was it, by the way? Yeah, what lolly was it? I've pulled a filling out on a minty before. Oh, minties are bad for that, aren't they? Ruthless. Actually, it was a lolly that you gave me, Clint, that was here in the studio. It wasn't those milkshakes we got given yesterday.

It was a fruit burst. And I picked up a handful. Was it the fruit burst? This is not our fault. This is the box's fault. Yeah, the box did it. Those are from the box. Can I claim that? Yeah, yeah. Take it up with the box. Yeah, you can claim that back. I'm going to ring Ross Boss next. One of her

crowns has fully come out of her mouth but it's all good. The crown's fine. She's saved it. She's wrapped it up in the lolly wrapper. They just have to whack it back in. Big from you that you haven't taken her straight to the dentist, by the way. Well, I've offered. You just forced her to come here and be our work experience person for the day. She should be down with our friends at Lumino right now getting it sorted out.

If anyone from Lumino is listening, can you whack my mum's tooth back in her mouth, please? Anna, if you're listening, Anna's my dentist. Can you send us a tube of glue? I'll put it back in for you. Okay. No, no. I'd go for that. I've spent so much time in the chair now.

I can sort you out. No, you don't want Clint puttering around doing anything like that in your mouth. Don't want me in your mouth, mum and dad. We're asking you this afternoon. 0800 dial ZM. I'm not commenting on that. Did you lose a tooth? What happened?

What was the situation? Jess is here. Hi, Jess. G'day, Jess. Hi, how are you? What happened, Jess? So I have had Hi, Jess. G'day, Jess. Hi, Jess. Hi, how are you? What happened, Jess? So I have had a cap on my tooth since I was seven, on my front tooth, because I lost it to hockey. Yeah.

And about seven years ago, I went over to Australia with my very recent boyfriend of a month. Oh, no. And it was on Easter time. So we're enjoying some chocolate. I was with his parents, too, just thought I'd add that. Eating some chocolate and my front tooth of the cap fell off Over Easter So it was into Sunday

This is what I'm saying It always happens at the worst time You're out of the country $800 later Wait, what did your new boyfriend say? Well, I look like the guy of Dumb and Dumber, but I'm still with him now, so, you know. If you guys can survive that, you'll survive anything.

And that shows how the relationship was going to go, pretty much. Someone texted through and they said, I threw a toy gun at my friend. It hit him in the head. He then threw a lollipop at me and it smashed out half of my front tooth. We still hooked up that night though. Oh, nice. That's a good story. Must have been a hefty lollipop.

No, but have you ever heard like when someone cops even like a piece of gum, not the soft type, like you know, just the normal piece of gum. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When it hits you right in the tooth it hurts like hell. Erin's called up. Hi, Erin. Hi, Erin. Hi. You lost a tooth? Yeah, yeah.

I was in America and I was laying in bed with my phone. And it dropped and smashed out my front tooth. You smashed your front tooth out with your phone? Yeah, yeah. At 11 o'clock at night too. So I had to sleep the whole day and then the next day with no tooth. Oh, no. That's where those pop socket things are helpful, eh?

Yeah. That little ring you get on the back of your phone, little safety thing. And then how's your front tooth now? Well, then six months later, my dad was having me put my stripper pole on it and he got the scooch over on it and knocked it straight out again.

Oh, no. Wait, wait. He was putting what up for you? He was helping her put her stripper pole up, I believe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Erin. Erin. I love your story.

Your dad knocked your tooth out after a stripper pole accident. Yeah, yeah. Can you imagine? Erin, my favourite thing about your story is I picture you, you go to the dentist, it says what happened, and you put down stripper pole with dad accident. Hey, Erin. That'd be the world's best ACC for you.

Hey, Erin, can I use your story instead of mine? Because it sounds so much better. You sure can. I don't know if I want you to, Mum. Stevie's here. Hi, Stevie. Hi, Stevie. Hey, guys.

You lost a tooth, Stevie? Unfortunately, I did. I was on my way to the chapel on my wedding day. Were you going to get married? Yeah, I was. Great, great. I was really nervous. I asked my best friend if she had some gum.

I took two bites and one of my teeth cracked just as we pulled up, like, literally outside. No! All of these phones are, like, in the car taking photos, and I just had my tooth in my hand, like... Which tooth? Which tooth? Which tooth? No, I didn't know because, obviously, I couldn't see, but it was a side tooth, but you couldn't see it when I smiled.

But I was really conscious of it for the whole day. Yeah, you had to do your whole wedding day with your mouth closed. TV! I know. Like I said, it happens at the worst times. When you're overseas, when you're getting married, when you just want to have a hoon on your strip pole with Dad, you know. Imagine she's up there at the front of the chapel and they're like,

for better or for worse, and she's like, babe, can you just hold my tooth, please? Yeah. I suppose with that instead of the ring. Bree and Clint. apple and they're like, for better or for worse, and she's like, babe, can you just hold my tooth, please? Yeah. I suppose with that instead of the ring. Bree and Clint. But it is a Tuesday today. Bree, so what does that mean? It means choo-gee Tuesday.

Bree and Clint's choo-gee Tuesday. Choo-gee. It's been defined as out of date or trying too hard. It's a new buzzword. And yeah, it's a little bit mean, but every mean But what isn't these days What isn't these days right We had to explain to mum and I what Choogee was She got it pretty well

You got it so can you explain it to it again For people who don't know what Choogee is Essentially Choogee is something that was cool And everyone was doing it But then it's kind of out of fashion now It's kind of done it's dash right Yeah kind of you know lost it's kind of out of fashion now. It's kind of done its dash, right? Yeah, kind of, you know, lost its cool factor. Everything does this.

Eventually it gets too cool. Except for the word cool. Except cool. Nah, cool's going to go out, groovy's going to come back. I don't think groovy was ever in. Nah, groovy was. I don't know if Mum and Di, groovy was groovy. No, I bet that one.

Did you ever use that word? No, not really. Groovy, baby. I'm not totally bodacious. Okay, so what we do is we each pitch something that we think is choo-gee, and as a team we decide, I'd like to go first.

You go first. And this one is definitely not targeted at producer Anastasia. It's not. Here we go. It's just in general. It's like saying, no offence, but.

No offence, but. Your outfit's hideous. Bottomless brunch is choo-choo. That's so weird. I wrote that one down. Did you? Yeah, but then I went. Not about Anastasia, though.

No, no, no, no, no. No. Nothing to do with Anastasia, but then I went another way. But I totally agree with you because I wrote it down. Be aware that you can know that something's choo-choo and still enjoy it. We're not saying we're not doing these things. I to go to a bottomless branch it's just jealous because i've never been invited to one i'm just jealous yeah absolutely uh do we all agree that bottomless brunch is choogy 100 that's so choogy there we go who wants to go next pitch something uh i don't mind going go Go, producer Ben. I wrote down today, blackboard paint.

Blackboard paint? You know how a lot of people use it in their houses? You're so right, producer Ben. I had such a cool moment where everyone's like, oh my God, I'm going to paint a whole wall like that. I'm going to make a wall into a blackboard. Oh my God, that's my favourite one. And then now you're like, why would you do that?

Except in kids' rooms. I think in kids' rooms it's practical. But you're talking about in the kitchen, right? Oh, Clint's new, G. No, I haven't done it. I haven't done it. Pinterest moms. Mine's blanket anywhere.

Okay. Blank book. I love that one so much. I think you've got it. That's so 2G. Yeah, 2G. I'll go next if you want. Similar line to Clint, kind of. I think go next if you want. Similar line to Clint, kind of.

I think avocado on toast. Oh, no. Too far. Oh, too far. Too far. It's 2G. Oh, no. I tell you what.

It's not cool anymore, guys. I think paying $16 for avocado on toast is 2G. But surely if I'm making myself some avocado on toast at home, I'm not 2G. Well, I was meaning at brunch. If you're going somewhere and you myself some avocado on toast at home, I'm not choo-choo. Well, I was meaning at brunch. If you're going somewhere and you're ordering avocado on toast, what are you doing? It's $21 actually. It's out of season. Complaining about the price.

Doesn't that make you a bit scroogey? Scroogey. No, that's good. I'll pay that one, Anastasia. That's so choo-gee. Anastasia, what's choo-gee? Cheese platters or just platters in general. Anastasia, what's choogy? Cheese platters. Or just platters in general.

Oh, no. You know what? Tell us. Are there bonus points? Bonus points if you post it on the Gram story. Or double that Facebook story. Two bones of contention. Brie claims to be the platter queen.

I feel like this is an attack on my cultural heritage. Also, Anastasia, didn't you prepare a cheese platter for Brie's Christmas party? Hey, I never said I wasn't choogy. That's true. That's so choogy. All right. Mum and Di, do you want to have a crack at this?

Yeah, I reckon what comes to mind, I reckon aviator sunglasses. Yep. Yep, don't you reckon they look great, what, back in the day? Oh, savage. On men or women? I like them on men. No, do you think they're choogy on men or women or both?

Both. Both. Yeah. Sorry, Tom Cruise. That's so choogy. You're out. Like we said, it's a little bit mean, but it's just a little bit fun. We'd love to hear your guys' ones on 9696

if you want to text them through. Yeah, what do you think's Chewgy? Yeah, I love reading them because you know when you read one and you're like oh my god, that is. Oh my god, that's me. Yeah. It's usually me doing all of them. Bree and Clint. Welcome to the return of Unpopular Opinion.

A feature that we thought was dead and gone until someone in our team... Well, that's an unpopular opinion. Well, it hadn't been around for a while. Yeah, well, the last time we talked about it, who's... I think it was Producer Ben. What was his? Producer Ben said something outrageous.

What was it? Was it about the Coliseum? Oh, that was it. Yeah, Producer Ben said, Unpopular Opinion, but the Coliseum, Oh, that was it. Producer Ben said, unpopular opinion but the Coliseum, eh. Not okay. Remember that person who came on and said unpopular opinion. Look at Mama Di,

she's ropeable. Oh, that's disgraceful. Someone came on our show and said unpopular opinion but ears rock sucks. What if he said just a rock? Are you joking? Just a rock. It's one of the wonders of the world. It's unexplainable.

Far out. Hey, that's exactly what unpopular opinion is about. No one's meant to agree with you with an unpopular opinion. So, look, we're going to cross to the person who said their unpopular opinion. I don't know if I'm ready. They stand by this. They're passionately backing up their unpopular opinion this morning. They're ready to go.

So, producer Anastasia, when you're ready, why don't you share your unpopular opinion? With all of New Zealand. I'm scared now. Unpopular opinion, but The Lion King is just an average movie and pretty scary to watch as a kid. Oh, my God. Are you okay?

I'm perfectly fine. What is wrong with you? The words that came out of your mouth was, the Lion King sucks. And then she backed it up with, it just is complete crap. There are so many better musicals out there. It's really scary. It's crappy animation.

What? It's terrible. It's crappy animation. Are you talking about the original Lion King? Yeah, the original one. Not the new 3D one. Oh, that one was even worse. No, actually, it was maybe a little bit better.

What are you on? What happened to you as a child? Well, what happened to me was I watched some really good movies. Shrek, The Incredibles, you know, Despicable Me. You think Despicable Me is better than The Lion King? She is such a Gen Z. I want to ask Xander Stage or something. Yes, mumma die.

Has she seen the stage show? Yes, I have and I'm pretty sure I fell asleep. Honestly, you know what hearing this opinion makes me think? Did you say you fell asleep? I'm going to come to your flat. Dad took me out for ice cream halfway through. I didn't watch the second half. I'm going to

come to your flat and I'm going to walk into your living room and I'm going to take a fart in your living room because that is a horrible opinion. We're not meant to agree with her though. She didn't say it was popular. You've got to

because I believe her. I believe her that she believes that and it is an unpopular opinion. Tix 9696 if you agree with me. No, we're not looking for support. Look at these tics.

No. Lion King sucks. Oh, Anastasia is tic to me. Sorry, I wrote that one in. What we want this afternoon is your unpopular opinions. Do you have one that you're sitting on that you want to share with us this afternoon? This is your chance to use ZM to spread your terrible, unwanted, unpopular opinion. All you've got to do is call us and say unpopular opinion,

but, and then you can say whatever you want. All these people on the text machine. I mean, it's varied. It's 50-50, Anastasia. But there is support. It makes me feel sick. Have you seen The Lion King recently? It's an iconic movie.

It's a great film. It's a great story. Just the music alone. Just the music alone. Yes, oh my god. Elton John wrote the whole soundtrack. It was like, it had number one hits on the soundtrack.

Oh, 100,000 M, do you have a known popular opinion? Now's your chance to share it live on air. Call us and piss us off, basically. We want to hear them. Really fired some people up this afternoon. Well, we haven't. Anastasia has. No, I've

got fired up. Anastasia, are you willing to restate your unpopular opinion? Yep. Unpopular opinion, the Lion King sucks. And before you guys raise the point that I have really good music, yeah, this radio station has really good music, but it doesn't mean that

the content in between Is always that great What is wrong with you? I'm kidding I'm kidding I'm kidding Jesus You're another one this afternoon

I'm allowed to say Is that time? Oh Brianna I'm allowed I get it too I'm gonna get her some chocolate Quickly okay Yeah quick

Before she says something For she regrets So our popularion is back. Your chance to share yours. Morgan's caught up. Hi, Morgan. Hi, Morgan. How you doing?

How's everything, guys? Good, thank you, Morgs. You're going to say Unpopular Opinion, but... And then you can say whatever you want. Unpopular Opinion, but... America's Cup was totally overrated.

Oh, Morgan! Morgan! Morgan, you... That is unpatriotic. In fairness to Morgan, I kind of see what he's saying in terms of, like, the Kiwis just won so easily. Oh, mate, it wasn't that easy. I mean, no, but I'm saying it as in.

What about Chucky and bloody Peter Burling out there, camaraderie, you went into that, Morgan? Oh, it was all right to watch, but it's alright. It's rich men and boats. Rich men and boats. Alright. I like that, Morgan. Good for you. That takes a lot of guts coming on here to say that. George is here. Hi, George. G'day, George.

They're not called popular opinions, so please don't get offended when we passionately disagree with you. But when you're ready, just say unpopular opinion but, and whatever you want. Unpopular opinion, but I don't like cheese or alcohol. George. You don't like cheese or alcohol.

Do you know the show that you're calling to say this? Winery sucks. Wow. Winery sucks. I go there and all I eat is bread. Because everything else is cheese and alcohol. Right. Do you realise you're talking to two cheesy alcoholics, eh?

Yeah. They're my two favourite things in the whole world, George. What are your vices? If you don't like cheese and bows, what do you enjoy? Solitude. Solitude. Okay, well, that's his... No, George, I take my hat off to you coming on here

and totally just trashing everything that means anything to me. Yeah. Good. Okay, George. Like we said, they're not popular opinions, are they? Hoani is here. Kia ora, Hoani. Kia ora.

Kia ora. Unpopular opinion, but all the Harry Potter movies except the last one are absolute crap. Oh, no. What is it about the last one that really tickled your pickle? Oh, it was just the last one out of all of them. Didn't have to watch any afterwards. Oh, right.

That's good from you. That's good from you. And you know your audience because, I mean, we're not massive Harry Potter fans. If producer Ellie was still here. She'd be fired up. She would have cut you off. You wouldn't have made it to air.

If she's listening right now. She wouldn't have put you through. Yeah, if she's listening right now, just so you know, she'll be texting me asking for your number. She'll be like, I'm finding that guy. Lock the deadbolt tonight, Hoani, okay? I will do. One more unpopular opinion

from Matt. Hi, Matt. Hiya, team. Hello, Matt. Tell us, what's your unpopular opinion? Unpopular opinion, but trifle sucks. Oh, Matt. Matt, it's a holiday tradition. Matt. No, it's just wet sponge.

That's all it is. No, it's more than wet sponge. It's got bloody alcohol in it. It's got custard. What about the custard? It's got the whole wet sponge. It's revolting. It's got cherries on it.

It's got jelly. It's got grated chocolate in it. You don't like jelly? The only thing I would do is maybe lick the custard off the top, but I'd never eat the rest of it. Well, that's not appropriate. Yeah. Also, no wonder your trifle sucked.

Some kid had licked the top of it. No, it's his unpopular opinion. Yeah, okay. I remember why we stopped doing this feature now. Because you get so angry. You get so angry, right? I'm still angry at Anastasia. I remember why we stopped doing this feature now. Because you get so angry. You get so angry, right? I'm still angry at Anastasia. I haven't forgiven her yet.

No, me neither. She's so feisty lately. Brie and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's birthday banger. Right, here we go. We do this at the same time every day.

Three of your birthdays. What was number one on your 16th? Let's start with Vanessa this afternoon, I think. Good afternoon, Vanessa. Hi, Vanessa. Are you there, Vanessa? Yeah, I'm here. Oh, there you are.

Cool, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. How are you, Vanessa? I'm really good. How are you? I'm very good, Vanessa. Let's do your birthday banger, shall we? What's your birthday? Woo-hoo, 25th of the 10th, 1985.

All right, Vanessa, you were 16 in 2001 on the 25th of October. And here's your birthday banger. No, that's not it. Because I got high. Because I got high. Because I got high. That was a big, big contrast, wasn't it? Wow.

Ignore that first. I'm pretending you didn't hear it, okay? No, wasn't it? Wow. Ignore that first one. Pretend you didn't hear it, okay? No, I didn't hear it. Does Afro Man, because I got high, suit you for your birthday banger, Vanessa? Yeah, it really sums up my sixth sense, yeah. Yeah, right, good. That was such a loaded question for Vanessa.

Vanessa just strayed into it, yep. Yeah, walked right into that. Okay, wait there, Vanessa. Let's get one on for Mark. Hi, Marked right into that. Okay, wait there, Vanessa. Let's get one on for Mark. Hi, Mark. Hi, Mark. Hi, how are you?

Good, mate. How are you? Good, thank you. That's good to hear. What's your birthday, Mark? 9th of June, 1987. Okay, you were 16 in 2003 on the 9th of June. And in 2003, this was top of the charts. Wake me up.

Wake me up inside. There we go. Wake me up inside. June, and in 2003, this was top of the charts. There we go. Even this arm. What a vibe, Mark. Bring me to life. Do you like it? Yep. It's like real early emo, right?

It's great. She had such an amazing voice. Incredible. Amy Lee. Amy Lee, yep. We didn't quite hear you. Do you like it, Mark? Yeah, that's a good one. It takes you back to the early 2000s, so it's good. Totally. Absolutely. Totally. Okay, one more. Let's get Ashley on. Hi, Ashley. Hi, Ash. Kia ora, guys. Kia ora. How's your Tuesday going? Yeah, good. Good, thank you. Are you on your way home?

No, I've just arrived at the hospital, actually. Oh, what do you do? Are you a nurse or a doctor? I volunteer on a Tuesday night. Oh, you've got bonus points. That's so nice, Ashley. You've got bonus points in this feature already. Your soul just needs to get over the bar now. Okay, well, you've won some points already.

What's your birthday? We're all 80s babies tonight. I'm the 28th of July, 1986. Perfect. You were 16 in 2002 on the 28th of July. And this also topped the charts in the early 2000s. Oh, my God. What are the chances?

If you can hear that in the background, Ashley, that is Mama Di losing her mind. Oh, my God. Probably the world's biggest Elvis Presley fan. She's wearing her T-shirt from Sun Studios in Memphis, Tennessee. And her scarf. And your Elvis scarf. Yes.

Wow. Oh, my God, Ashley. Let's go. No, Mum, it's Leshko. Leshko. Leshko. Leshko. I don't think there's any way we can take this away from you or Mama Di this afternoon, right? No, Mum, it's Leshkol. Leshkol. Leshkol. Leshkol.

I don't think there's any way we can take this away from you or Mum and I this afternoon, right? We've got to give it to Ashley. Can we get a Leshkol? Leshkol. This is for you, Ash. Nice work. Thanks for your work, Ash. What are the odds?

We were literally talking about this song earlier today. Your mum's Lishko sounds Scottish. Lishko! Lishko! Bree and Clint, birthday bangers on ZM. ZM, Bree and Clint. It's the winner of birthday banger from Elvis Presley. That'll get your pelvis moving.

A little less conversation. Is that everything you'd hoped for from coming into work today, Mama Di? Oh, and more. Oh, my God. He's so hot, isn't he? I think you dislocated your pelvis just now. Oh, I might have broken a hip. It's all right.

It's worth it. Oh! This is my mum's favourite Elvis song. Honestly, Ben's put Elvis YouTube videos up on the screens in the studio. Mumma dies. You're in paradise. Mum, if you had the opportunity to have a hall pass. Don't ask this question of your mother.

No, let's just say Elvis was still alive and you had a hall pass. Dad said, you've met Elvis, you can have one night with Elvis, what would you say? Mate, there wouldn't be any discussion. I'd be off like a trash. What if Steve said no? Jeez. A hall pass is actually giving me

the opportunity. No mum, we know what the hall pass means. There you go. Cool blimey, eh? Look at him. Yeah, I know, I know, I know. He is a very attractive man, I'm not going to lie.

Okay, so tomorrow you're doing live television for the very first time. And I know you're nervous. I know you're nervous, right? No, like I'm super nervous. I know. Brie's hosting the Popstars finale and it's live live. Like what you see is live. It's what's happening, right?

Yeah, whatever happens, happens. So I thought to get you ready for it, because I'm your friend, and I want you to do the best job possible, let's give you some live TV experience, and let's throw you into a live cross. Okay, Brie Thomas-El, this is live TV. If you could please head over to the live cross now. You can leave your headphones there.

Just head over to what is a green screen. Now, this is an outdoor live cross, so Anastasia, please place on the live cross jacket. And Ben, if you could hand Brie her live cross microphone, please. That would be great. All right. I'm just getting zipped up into my rain jacket. Yeah, fantastic. We are live on the scene.

Okay, you're live on the scene, Bree. And the scene that you're reporting from this afternoon is Wellington Airport. Hello and welcome to Wellington Airport. We are live down here on the scene where the situation is unfolding behind me. As you can see, very windy down here at the airport. Did you say windy? Ben, cue the wind machine. It's so windy down here. People have been saying that the planes have not been able to get off the ground

because it's so windy here in Windy Wellington. All right, breaking the weather. I think a good live cross requires some input from the public. So, member of the public, please enter the live cross. Hello. We're live here down now. I've just spoken to one of the members of the public here in Wellington. What have you seen here at Wellington Airport?

Has it been too windy? Yeah, yeah, heaps of wind. Can't be well on a good day. Now, the thing about members of the public is they're unpredictable and sometimes they swear on live TV. Oh, sacks. She, unfortunately, we did not check her.

Deal with her. It's your job to deal with her. We did not check her off. Just push her out of the scene. As you can tell, people are going nuts down here at the airport because they just want to get onto the planes. Well handled.

And unfortunately, you know, because of the weather, people are getting angry. Okay, that's fantastic. You can sign off on your live cross now, actually. Thank you so much for joining us here. Oh, what's that? A torrential downpour. Anastasia, cue the water. Thank you so much for joining us here live at Wellington Airport

where you can't beat Wellington on a good day. I think she's ready. I think she's ready. I am soaked. And it's not from the sweat. Something else that I saw on TikTok that I wanted to talk to you about because I feel like it blew my mind and I feel like it's going to blow your mind. I'm always ready to be mind blown.

And for anyone listening, this is for anyone that drives an automatic car. Me? I drive an automatic? A lot of people drive an automatic, right? And you have for a while. Yeah, there's more automatics than there are manuals these days. I'm pretty sure they don't even make manuals in some cars now. A lot of car manufacturers.

Yeah. Anyway, so I was watching TikToks and this guy started talking about, you know, putting the handbrake on in an automatic car. Yeah. Right? Anyway, he was like, you know, a big myth around putting your handbrake on when you drive an automatic is putting the handbrake on. So you tell, actually, wait, you tell me what you do.

When you stop, tell me your motions. What do you do? When I get out of the car? Yes, to put the handbrake on, what do you do step by step? I put the car into park. Yes. And then I pull the handbrake on, what do you do step by step? I put the car into park. Yes. And then I pull the handbrake on and then I turn the car off. Okay, interesting.

Yeah. Interesting. You take a listen to what this guy says you should do. So the easiest way I can explain it is when you put your car in park and then put the handbrake on, the entire weight of the car is resting on the park brake rather than the handbrake, which means it's resting on the gearbox. And that f***s your gearbox up.

What you're actually supposed to do, pop it in neutral, then put the handbrake on. That way the weight of the car is resting on the handbrake and not the gearbox. Then you pop it in park. Then you take your keys out. What? What? Yeah, right. Did you know that?

So part of me thought that was a thing But I never had it confirmed Because I've done it in the order that I always do it And then when I get in my car the next day Because my driveway's on a hill And my car points down And when I go to take it out of gear Take it out of park

It goes Like when I'm moving the automatic thing So I have been effing up my car the whole time. So I, trust me, mate, I'm with you. I had no idea because I had never had an automatic car until the car I recently just bought, right? This is my first automatic car. But obviously I've driven automatics before.

And from what I know, you always put it into park. Before you do anything, right? Before you do anything. That's what I thought. And then you put the handbrake on. No, apparently that is resting all on the park brake. I don't think it matters if you're on the flat, but if you're on any kind of incline, then yeah, you're...

Is that why? You know, sometimes if you're on a really bad incline, is that why sometimes the car rolls like a couple movements? Has that ever happened to you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, because it's slipping back into the park brake. Is that because it's on park brake and not on your handbrake? Yeah, it's resting on your gearbox. Mind blown!

Wow. So what he said, you need to put it in neutral, then put the handbrake on, then you put it in park. Good luck trying to remember to do that. Yeah, my brain's so fixed to the other way it's never going to happen. Bree and Clint. I told you before that I've got skincare news.

I'm the skincare guy on this show. That's my domain. I don't think I've ever heard you talk about skincare. I don't talk about it that much. Right. No, but it doesn't sound like a skincare person then. True. Skincare people love to do a post that says,

a lot of you have been asking me about my skincare routine. Show us the DMs, have they? Just say you need to talk about the product. We won't care. Just say you're getting paid by Estee Lauder and we'll understand. This is not a paid post. This is a genuine skincare update. And I said before, it's for the blokes.

So this might be good for your boyfriend. Why is it just for the lads? A Kiwi skincare brand has launched a new moisturizer this week, and it's for boys. It's called Nut Butter. Nut Butter. No, you can't cancel me for saying Nut Butter, okay? Nut Butter.

That's what it's called. It's called by two dudes. That's the brand, and it's called Nut Butter. It's better than their other product. What's that? Gooch fudge. No, that's not a real product. Two Dudes do not make gooch fudge.

Gooch fudge. Let me read you the description of nut butter, okay? The moisturizer is designed to be rubbed into the scrotum. Oh, so it's actually that. It's made with sweet almond oil and fatty acids to retain moisture and help chapped or irritated skin. Who's got a chapped scrotum? I was going to say, is that a thing? I mean, I don't know.

You lads have to tell me. The two men on the show, producer Ben. I don't have one. Do you get chapped testes? Do you have a chapped scrotum? I don't think so. Do you get chapped testes? Do you have a chapped scrotum? I don't think so. No, right? Have you ever had, you know, lacerations?

Oh, no. No. It is very wrinkly down there, though, so moisturizing could be good for it. Or some, what's that? Some BB cream. Anyway, look, this is actually for a good cause. Okay? The idea is to encourage Kiwi men to use nut butter. Oh, to feel for.

So they can get to know what their beans feel like. And so that way they'll pick up on any differences. That's actually very important. At least that's what they're telling you. Because you don't need to tell men to do that. If you tell them that you've got some nice cream that they can rub into their undercarriage and no one can get mad at them your missus can't be like you're disgusting then they'll buy it they'll go that sounds like fun for me and they'll lock the bathroom door and they'll go leave me alone i'm maintaining my health i feel like that would make it worse, wouldn't it?

What? Like if you're putting cream down there, you don't want that area to be moist, do you? Because it's already like a moist zone. Quite a humid zone. It's a humid zone. You know what? That's a very good point. Maybe there's a drying period that needs to happen after you apply two dudes' ball butter.

Yeah, there's like some sort of regime where you... Can we get a matte finish, maybe? A matte finish is a good idea. It's a very good idea. Anyway, that's your skincare update. If your boyfriend has a chapped downstairs, why not try Two Dudes Ball Butter? I know what I'm buying my brother for Christmas.

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