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Okay, good.
Guys, there is a big surprise on the podcast.
Channing Tatum.
Is there?
Yeah, you know what it is.
Oh yeah, whoops.
You're involved in it now.
That was great.
You found out today.
I thought you were about to give us another big surprise.
Oh no, yeah, I just want to give people a heads up.
I followed that journey, that was great. But there is another big surprise. Oh, no. Yeah. I just want to give people a heads up. I followed that journey.
That was great.
But there is a big surprise coming on the podcast.
I was surprised.
I'm always so stoked when you can surprise someone in radio because it's quite hard to do.
We're very cynical.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And we're always on the lookout for things.
It's so hard to genuinely surprise someone.
I'm genuinely surprised today by this.
On a scale of 1 to 10, good surprise?
Oh, very good surprise.
10 out of 10.
Because it's something that we wanted, but I'd completely forgotten about.
So it's like if you go, what's a real life example?
I don't know.
If you and your partner were trying to buy a house,
and then you thought the house, you didn't get it and then later
on your partner's like, surprise, we got the house.
Because you already emotionally bought this thing
and then you just let it go. You're like, oh well
it wasn't meant to be. We bought a show house
everyone. No, I'm just kidding. I wish.
I need to buy a house for myself first. I want another
one. Look, no,
I said something else that I
wanted to talk about on the podcast.
I feel like I've crossed over to be a dual Aussie Kiwi citizen now.
Oh, this is big.
Passport.
No, no, wait.
You said you're a bona fide Kiwi.
I feel like this makes me nearly a bona fide Kiwi.
We're not accepting no jewelers, by the way.
You've got to make a choice.
Are you them or are you us?
No, I can't choose.
It's like asking me to choose between my children.
You don't have any children.
Me.
Yeah.
Well, I've got one child.
Whitney.
Whitney.
Shittney.
Shittney.
No, okay.
Let's get into it.
Let's get into it.
So a couple of weeks ago, I had a block of hazelnut Whittaker's chocolate.
Yum.
In my house.
Good stuff.
Delicious.
And then, like, about a week ago,
we had a block of Cadbury hazelnut chocolate.
Oh.
Why?
Why?
And I think I like the Whittaker's one better.
She's finally seen the light.
You think?
What?
Did you like Cadbury beforehand?
In Australia, Cadbury is like the... Go-to.
The go-to.
Everyone just has Cadbury.
Like before we got Whittaker's, we were like that, yeah.
Which, I mean, I haven't lived in Australia for a long time.
Maybe it's not like that anymore.
Cadbury's still good.
Whittaker's is the best.
I love Cadbury.
I mean, it is like comparing Burger King to Burgerfield.
They've got their different things, right?
I love Cadbury and there's stuff that Cadbury do which will never be surpassed.
But I felt like I was like, oh, I really like this Whittaker's one.
So was that the first time you'd had the hazelnut Whittaker's?
No, I'd had it before, I think.
But just when you're trying them so close.
To our international listeners who can't get Whittaker's,
if you can, I think it's world class.
Oh, easily.
It's almost all.
Where does it come from, the UK?
Whittaker's.
What are New Zealand?
New Zealand.
Are you sure?
Andrew and John Whittaker, yeah.
No way. That's why you always see people on the OE When they go to London or whatever
They want Vogel's or Whittaker's
Oh my god how good's a peanut slab
It's the perfect portion of chocolate
I don't know man
It's bloody good
It was founded in Christchurch in 1896
So what's your favourite Whittaker's block then, Brie?
Have you had the coconut?
I was going to say, I'm not a coconut chocolate kind of person.
No, until you have this one.
I was the same.
I didn't like coconut shit at all.
I liked your standard hazelnut milk chocolate.
I like your almond milk chocolate.
What else?
See, Cadbury do an amazing Black Forest.
What is the Whittaker's One like?
Oh, they've got two.
What are the ones?
They've got a berry biscuit and a Black Forest.
Oh, berry biscuits.
Got to accept the jelly bits get stuck in your teeth.
What's the difference between berry biscuit and?
Brie, well.
One's got crunch to it.
One is more crunchy.
So that's like the Cadbury one.
And also more of a cherry flavour to the jelly
but also, Brie you're going to hate me for this
they do such good dark garner
and I'm not whining you out here
it is my favourite
it's so delicious
if I'm eating chocolate
I'm not trying to be healthy
it's so bitter
Brie I'm not talking about healthy
there's nothing healthy about dark garner
it's still got sugar in it.
Have you seen, there's a
tiny wee chocolate manufacturer in Dunedin
called Ocho.
Oh yeah, that's the old Cadbury factory.
No, I don't think they've taken over the Cadbury
factory because that's now been destroyed for the hospital.
Different story. But Ocho
have a 100%
dark chocolate.
It's inedible. That'd be Yuck. Get it away from me.
It's inedible.
That'd be so bitter.
It's the worst.
My brother eats that stuff.
But you've got to try it once.
Oh, nah.
Do I see if I can track some down?
Yeah, do a square.
Okay.
It'd be like eating a cacao pod.
It just tastes like...
You wait.
You wait.
It's bitter and yuck.
Do it at the start of the podcast.
But paleo people eat the darkest garner they can get.
Yeah.
And they're ripped.
So maybe if we eat this chocolate, we'll get abs.
I'd rather not be ripped.
It's like Tim Tams, one of my most favorite biscuits ever.
Careful what you say.
And then the dark chocolate ones, I'm like, get them away from me.
I just want the normal, original, maybe double coated from time to time
sometimes when you
they're the best
the dark kind of
is still quite sweet
it's not a dark
it's only like
50-60%
so it's still like
chocolate
Anastasia
you'll never convince me
you're pushing shit up
hell seriously
you'll never
ever convince me
that's true
why ruin chocolate
we got her on board
with the Whittakers
anyway so there you go
yeah Whittakers
I'm on board
I mean I already liked it and shout out to the Cadbury company anyway so there you go yeah Whittakers I'm on board I mean
I already liked it
and shout out to the
Cadbury company as well
if you guys are listening
we'd love some chocolate
feel free to send it in
Whittakers send it in
Nestle send it in
I'm buying some
100% right now
just don't
send in the dark chocolate
Wellington chocolate
company
who make the fancy
chocolates
send it in
I was going to say
yeah I did a tour
of their factory
yeah very very dark someone should have turned some lights on Chocolate Company, who make the fancy chocolates. I was going to say, yeah, I did a tour of their factory.
Yeah, very, very dark.
Someone should have turned some lights on.
Stressed me out.
Oh, no.
I took out the chocolate.
Enjoy the podcast, everybody.
I'm coming in.
Well, howdy, pilgrim.
What time is it?
Three, two, one.
Hey, it's Bree and Clint.
Yo, what up? Welcome to the show. It is Bree and Clint. Yo, what up?
Welcome to the show.
It's Bree and Clint.
Guys, today is a big day.
Clint, you don't know what's going on.
No.
But I never do, so.
You never really do, but you get on board as soon as you do.
I'm a team player.
You are a team player. And I've got one of the biggest surprises this show has ever seen.
And it's all going down just after five o'clock.
I know it's a little ways away.
Yeah.
But the people who love this show will need to be here for this.
Yeah.
It can't be any earlier.
Channing Tatum has to get an Uber from the airport.
He's just going through customs at the moment.
We've asked him to pick us up a couple of those big Toblerones.
Look, I'd say it's on par with Channing Tatum.
Oh, big call.
It is a big call.
Big call.
It is.
Wow.
I might be overshooting the mark.
But I'm going that big.
It is big and it's all going down just after five on the show.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
Tradies versus ladies. All right. The tradies versus the ladies.
The tradies still way out in front on 48 wins for the year.
The ladies sitting on 33.
We're not playing favourites here, but let's go to our lady first and really pump her up.
She's 36 years old.
She's from Hamilton, and she is here to redeem herself after losing tradie versus lady once before.
Welcome to the show, Andy.
That's what we like, Andy.
Redemption.
Hopefully.
You've come back wiser, stronger, more determined.
Is that right?
Sexier.
Yep, for sure.
Sexier.
Nice.
Okay, you're taking on our tradie today.
He's 30 years old.
He's from Taumaki Makaurau and he hates cats.
Welcome to the show, Jamie.
G'day, Jamie.
How's it going, guys? How are we doing?
Why don't you like cats?
I don't know. I feel like it's all on their terms.
You know, they'll come to you when they want to patch,
you know, when they want to be fed,
but dogs are just all about the love.
Are you an alpha male, Jamie?
You can't be dictated to by no pussy?
I suppose most, isn't it, most males can?
I don't know, I've got two cats, man.
I like being told what to do.
Your buzzer today is tradie.
Andy, your buzzer is lady.
First to three correct answers gets $50 cash from KFC.
Good luck.
Here we go, guys.
Question number one.
Who voices the character Joy in the Pixar movie Inside Out?
Is it Tina Fey, Ellen DeGeneres or Amy Poehler?
Trudy.
Lady.
Yes, Jamie's in first.
Amy Poehler.
Well done.
That is correct.
Spot on the money, Jamie.
Wow.
Question number two.
IKEA New Zealand has an opening date.
How exciting.
It will be here in December 2024.
What do IKEA sell?
Lady.
Yes, Andy. Is it furniture? Spot on the money. One point. in December 2024. What do Ikea sell? Lady.
Yes, Andy.
Is it furniture?
You're spot on the money.
One point.
Flat pack furniture.
To the ladies.
And meatballs, actually.
Oh, the meatballs are so good.
Yeah.
Swedish meatballs.
I know in Aussie,
I hope they do it here,
the Aussie Ikea,
they do $1 hot dogs.
Yes, they, yeah, yeah.
Amazing.
Yeah.
But you have to build the hot dog yourself.
It's the Ikea model.
I love that. Flat pack hot dog. Question number three, one a piece. Buzz in, yeah, yeah. Amazing. But you have to build the hot dog yourself. It's the Ikea model. I love that.
Flat pack hot dog.
Question number three, one apiece.
Buzz in, guys, when you can tell me who sings this song.
That's just the way it is.
Lady.
Andy.
Andy's in.
Is it Casey and Jojo?
That was such a good guess, Andy.
Jamie, you want a free guess?
No, it's not Bones, Eggs and Tums.
No.
Tupac.
It was Tupac.
Oh, my God.
Oh, she knew it.
Oh, I got it for you.
I knew.
Well, carry on. No worries. All right, no points there for you. Well, carry on.
No worries.
All right.
No points there for anyone.
Question number four.
Who won the first ever American Idol title?
Trady?
Yes.
Jamie?
Was it Guy Sebastian?
No, it was Australian Idol.
Australian Idol.
American Idol, the first one ever.
Andy, do you want to give it a guess?
They're massive.
She's massive.
Audio clue?
Audio clue?
You're both still in this?
You can both buzz in?
Both can buzz in.
Here's your audio clue.
Yes, Jamie.
Jamie, Jamie.
Kelly Clarkson.
Well done.
That's spot on. Jamie. Kelly Clarkson. Well done. That's spot on.
Guys, Kelly Clarkson.
All right, two to the tradies, one to the ladies.
This is a good game.
Question number five.
How many feet does a quadruped have?
Jamie.
Five.
Five?
Oh, no.
Five.
Wait, wait, wait.
Jamie, name me one animal that has five feet.
My imagination.
So many imaginations.
Hey, sometimes I've seen a horse and it has five feet.
Andy, you can win this on a gimme with this one if you get it correct.
Is that four?
It is four.
That means we're all tied up.
Oh, wait.
We're all tied up.
Oh, okay.
Sorry, my bad.
I thought that was the win.
It is four apiece. No one Oh, wait, is that? We're all tied up. Oh, okay. Sorry, my bad. I thought that was the win. It is four apiece.
Two apiece.
No one got, sorry, two apiece.
No one got the Who Sings This Song question.
Right.
Question number six.
If you visited the Empire State Building, what city would you be in?
Trudy.
Yes, Jamie.
New York.
He's got it.
Do it!
Well done, Jamie.
There is $50 cash coming to you from KFC.
Good game.
Legend.
Thanks, team.
Look out.
Clint, awesome work on Symphony the other night too, man.
Oh, thanks, man.
Awesome MC job.
Bree and Clint.
I was listening to, it's a lie, I read this online.
It's an interview that was published from Radio New Zealand.
Don't pretend.
I want to be intellectual for a bit.
Don't pretend like you listen to intellectual things on podcasts.
The national program.
It talked about crying in movies.
Are you a movie crier?
100%.
I cry at every, like a lot of different films.
I never was, and then I had kids.
And now I'll cry. The wiggles get you out.
Now I'll cry at a Spark ad
on a Sunday night. You know how they make those ads?
You know the Spark ad where the mum
gets the Father's Day card because the dad's not
around and the kid's like, you are my father.
Oh my god, that one wrecked me.
I mean, Star Wars nearly sued them.
University Oh my God, that one wrecked me. I mean, Star Wars nearly sued them. University of Canberra Professor of Psychology Deborah Rickwood
has spoken on Radio New Zealand and she said,
Crying in the movies is a sign that your brain is releasing a hormone oxytocin
and it also says that crying in a movie is a strength, not a weakness.
Have a listen to this.
It's certainly not a sign of weakness, crying in the movies.
It actually shows that you have a strong empathy response,
and empathy is one of the five key characteristics
of emotional intelligence.
So it's a strength.
There you go.
If you're big wuss in the movies, you're emotionally intelligent.
I'm one. I'm one.
I'm one.
Do you cry in a lot of films, though?
I can't picture you crying in a lot of films.
More and more recently, like I said, since having kids.
Just a side note, if you are a crier,
it's a sign of high emotional intelligence,
and that has been shown to be related to being a good leader,
to being successful professionally,
and for academic achievements.
Really?
So pat yourself on the back, you big wussy.
I've always thought showing emotion is a strength,
and I am someone, I feel like I feel a lot of things,
and I'm always quite emotional.
I'm a very emotional person.
You're an empath.
I definitely am, because I just feel other people people and it can be a blessing and a curse.
It depends on the situation you're in.
But I love nothing more than being so entranced by a film
where you are brought to tears.
Totally.
That means you're fully engulfed in the story.
Totally.
They got you.
Yeah.
What's the last movie that you cried in?
The Pursuit of Happiness.
Oh, really? Oh, with Will Smith. So let me set it up here. What's the last movie that you cried in? The Pursuit of Happiness. Oh, really?
Oh, with Will Smith.
So let me set it up here.
It's a true story.
I always love movies that are true stories or based on a true story.
Yeah.
Because it's just an incredible story that's being told through a movie.
Is that what we've got here?
So this is the clip of Will Smith's character,
which it's a true story about this guy who became homeless with his son
and he was trying to get this job in,
I can't remember,
it was like this big fancy job
and he had to live out of homeless shelters and stuff
because they weren't paying him.
Yeah.
And this is the moment where he gets told
after a year-long internship
where he's been in and out of homeless shelters
that he's got the job.
I thought I'd wear a shirt today being the last day and all. year-long internship where he's been in and out of homeless shelters that he's got the job i thought
i'd uh wear a shirt today being the last day and all well thank you but um wear one tomorrow though
okay because tomorrow's going to be your first day if you'd like to work here as a broker
would you like that, Chris? Yes, sir.
Look at the goosebumps on my arm.
I can't help it.
It's such a good movie. It's about a true story about this guy called Chris Gardner.
Yeah. Fantastic movie. I want to see it.
I've cried in a more recent movie than that.
Top Gun.
Was it
when you saw
the guys on the beach with their abs out?
Yeah, and I was like, I will never have that.
Nah, that's a lie.
That was just a joke.
The most recent movie I can remember crying in.
Have you seen Jojo Rabbit?
Yes, I have seen Jojo.
I won't give anything away.
Also, I don't want to trigger anybody because it is a very sad movie in parts.
But The Feat.
Just lost it.
Yeah.
Just absolutely lost it.
You told me the last movie you cried in was Fifty Shades of Grey.
No, Happy Tears.
Yeah.
Our producers, Anastasia, you a movie crier?
Yeah, like every movie pretty much.
What's the last movie you cried in?
It was actually one, same as Brie.
It's a biopic.
I, Tonya.
Oh!
100% cry in that film.
I think I probably cried individually maybe like five or six times.
The Tonya Harding ice skating movie.
Yeah, yeah.
And she just has a really awful relationship with her mum and her partner.
But her mum especially is just awful to her,
and I literally get goosebumps now.
Was anything I did ever good enough for you?
You were soft.
Three?
I didn't stay home making apple brown Bettys.
No, I made you a champion, knowing you'd hate me for it.
That's the sacrifice a mother makes.
That's a good movie.
I think it's also like margot robbie
and what's the actress's name that plays her mom alice and jenny she won an oscar for it they're
both so so we are sushi if sam with the last movie he cried and wasn't he said uh don't cry
in movies bro never cried don't cry movies all the time. What about Lion King? You've just never heard of those movies. I've never cried in a film.
Did you cry in The Lion King?
No.
You don't have a soul.
That movie sucks, though.
It turns out if you cry in the movies,
it's a sign of strength, not weakness.
It shows emotional intelligence,
and you could be one of the future leaders of this country,
according to scientists. I love love this and i totally agree i think uh being in touch with your emotional
side a good thing i've thought of some other movies i cried in command two you're like it was
so bad they ruined it they ruined it it's horrible uh the good dinosaur don't know it fantastic animation film so sad
is it like Land Before Time
kind of
okay yeah
P.S. I Love You
oh my god
Gerard Butler
so sad
man he was in
every movie for a while
yeah
and the main one
yeah
that gets me
real bad
like wailing
Marley and Me
oh yeah
I won't watch Marley and Me
I won't watch it don't Me. I won't watch it.
Don't watch it.
It's like childhood trauma going through losing our childhood dog, Bella.
And I just am like, this is horrible.
For me, I Love You Man, where Paul Rudd finally makes a best friend.
Yeah, and then they break up as friends.
Just can't handle it.
So we're asking you, what's your crying movie?
What's the last one you cried in?
Gianna's here.
Kia ora, Gianna.
Hi, Gianna.
Hi, how are you?
Good, thank you, Gianna.
Tell us, what's the movie that really just makes you well up?
No Tongue Today by the new James Bond.
Oh, absolute waterfall.
Why?
What happens in it that really gets you?
I'm not going to do any spoilers
But just the ending
The ending, yeah
It'll just hurt you
I've been trying to get James Bond superfan producer Anastasia
To watch this movie for over a year now
It's pretty old
Because I want to talk about what happens at the end
No, but the thing is
It's a tradition
Me and Dad always watch them together
And because of lockdown We haven't been in the same place to watch it's a tradition. Me and Dad always watch them together and because of lockdown
we haven't been in the same place
to watch it.
The next one's going to come out.
Yeah, get around to it
because Gianna almost
bought it for you.
Well done, Gianna,
for not giving it away.
Idris Elba's going to be
the next James Bond
and you won't have seen
the last film.
He is not.
Alex is here.
Hi, Alex.
Hi, Alex.
What's your crying movie?
What's the last movie
that brought you to tears?
We watch it quite often
because I have two young boys
and it's Toy Story 3.
Yeah, it is so sad.
I know, it was a 90s kid, honestly.
Just saying, I don't want to spoil it just in case you haven't seen it.
But yeah, it's a real tearjerker in the end.
You know what I think, Alex?
I always think when I'm watching that film now as an adult,
I'm like, they're really testing these kids, like, emotionally.
Emotional fortitude, eh?
Yeah, I know.
They really are adult films, eh?
Yeah.
They're trying to see if your kid has got feelings or not.
Yeah.
I know.
Even my three-and-a-half-year-old gets welled up in the end.
Oh, cute.
I mean, not cute that your kid's crying, but cute.
Yeah, thanks, Alex.
Also, thanks, yeah, thanks, Alex. We've got another Alex on but cute. Yeah, thanks, Alex. Oh, sorry, thanks. Yeah, thanks, Alex.
We've got another Alex on the phone.
Hi.
Hi, Alex.
Hey, guys.
Tell us.
What movie is it for you?
What's your crying movie?
Well, the last one they brought me this year would be Endgame.
I mean, just Endgame.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, where they killed off Black Widow and then killed off Tony Stark all in the same movie.
Yeah.
What a load of BS.
They tried to kill everybody. Bloody Thanos. Yeah. What a load of... They tried to kill us all. They tried to kill everybody.
Bloody Thanos.
I mean, they could have
taken someone else.
Don't take Iron Man.
Oh, no.
They could have killed Iron Man.
Why did they have to kill
Black Widow?
Fair enough.
Thank you, Alex.
Finally, Jess.
Hi, Jess.
Your crying movie
is not really a movie.
What is it?
No. It's Shortland Street.
I cried in Shortland Street the other day.
Which part, Jess, really got you?
Because it was emotional.
I mean, 30-year anniversary.
When you walked in, Bree.
Was it Bree's acting?
Was it how bad my acting was?
Yes, careful.
No, it was when Louis was with the patient who had cancer
It was a little bit too hard
Yes, that part got me so bad
And he was so sweet to her
It was so sad
Well, Sheldon Street started its job then
That's exactly what they wanted
They nailed it
Bree and Clint
From iHeartRadio
This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy
Dean's here Heart Radio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Dean's here.
There are Kiwis headlining Glastonbury Festival all over the place this year, Dean.
There sure is.
I mean, it's one of the biggest festivals in the entire world. Lorde and Crowded House both going to represent New Zealand on this stage.
In fact, Lorde's going to be on right before the big headliner, Kendrick Lamar, on the Friday.
And then the Crowded House will be on the next night.
This is huge, right?
So Lorde's actually going to be in Europe, I think, in June,
touring into America in August.
But to be doing Glastonbury, I can never say night,
Glastonbury, Glastonbury, is major.
Glasto.
Glasto, yeah, Glasto.
Love it.
Perfect place for Lorde.
Do you think the kids know who Crowded House is, though?
Or it's not for them?
If you go into Glastonbury, you should know who Crowded House is.
Yeah, but you're 19.
You're doing your first festee.
You know, have you listened to, have you even watched Crowded House live
from the Sydney Opera House steps, the farewell concert? As soon
as you heard this song, you would know it.
Yeah, hopefully. Even if you didn't know
exactly who they were, you'd know this song.
Well, there you go. Kiwis
all up in Glastonbury. That's the latest with our
Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy.
Brie and Clint.
You like a good burger, right Brie? Love a good
burger. Me too. I reckon I found
New Zealand's most expensive burger.
Wait, I mean, you know, how much would you expect to pay for a burger?
More than you'd expect.
You know, 20 bucks.
More than that.
I'd be expecting a pretty good burger.
More than that.
Let me give you the details first.
It's created by the team at Jardin Grill.
It's inside Wellington's five-star, very fancy, Sofitel Hotel.
Okay. And it's called Le-fatell hotel. Okay.
And it's called Le Burger Bourgeoisie.
Okay.
That sounds like it means burger, very bougie.
I think it does.
Here to tell us what goes into New Zealand's most expensive burger
and how much it is, is head chef, Chef Roy.
Kia ora, Roy.
G'day, Chef Roy.
Hi, how are you?
We're good.
So you have got New Zealand's most expensive burger, we think.
Before you give us the price, sell us the dream a little bit.
What goes into New Zealand's most expensive burger?
There better be some mac and cheese, Chef Roy.
So we have the Japanese A5 beef patty,
and then we have Storia caviar. Caviar? Oh, no. Yeah, then beef caviar.
Caviar?
Yeah.
As well as
crayfish.
Oh my god.
So pretty much it's all these fancy
fine ingredients.
There's pork belly in there as well, isn't there?
There's the korobuta
pork bacon.
So we have the pork belly.
We will buy the pork belly ourselves and we will housemate it and cure them ourselves.
We will smoke them.
Then we will cut into bacon shit.
So you're making bacon out of pork belly?
Correct.
Okay.
I feel like this is like if you're watching Fast and the Furious and they take a normal
standard vehicle and they whack everything fancy, the nitrous, the body kit, the fast rims, the stripes, everything on it,
and you get the ultimate burger.
I think that's right.
You know?
Correct.
It's one of the – we were trying to create something for like an experience.
Yes.
It's not a day-to-day ingredient that you can actually source from a supermarket.
So you're saying it's not an everyday burger that I'd pop out and get for lunch?
No.
It sounds like I'd get gout if I had it every day.
What sort of bun are we talking?
Are we talking like a brioche bun or?
It's a housemate.
We're going to make housemate a milk bun and it will be crusted with 24 karat gold
on top.
A 24 karat gold bun. Okay. A 24-karat gold bun.
Okay, so we've got Wagyu, we've got crayfish,
we've got pork belly bacon, we've got caviar.
How much for Le Burger Bourgeoisie?
That's $185.
Oh, my God.
Well, I mean, you know, there's caviar.
There's everything in there that is expensive.
It's covered in gold, for God's sake.
$185 a burger.
So have you sold any of these burgers yet, Chef Roy?
No, this burger is actually for Wellington on the Play.
Yes.
Yeah, so it started on August.
So the burger is going to be available in August.
So what you're saying is I've got about a couple of months
to start saving up for one of these burgers.
Yeah, you can say that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chef Roy, I was saving for a house deposit,
but that's not looking likely.
I'm going to come buy one of these burgers instead.
Oh, awesome.
What are your thoughts on sending a couple of them up to Auckland
and Bree and I could sample them for you?
Let me think about it.
Maybe.
Okay, that's Chef Roy from
Wellington's Jardin Grill,
home of New Zealand's most expensive
burger at $185
this August. Thanks, Roy.
Thanks, Chef Roy.
Can you imagine you're heading home from town and you're like,
should we get burgers? And then you check your
EFTPOS card the next day and you've spent $185 on a burger.
I think I'd be more worried about the other charges
I had on my credit card that night.
There's been one of those questions asked on the internet,
which is really basic, but it's made everyone go,
wait, wait, wait, wait, what is the right way to do that?
A woman from Melbourne called Kayla Jackson
has posted the question,
when it comes time to de-mist your car's
windscreen, do you use the hot air
or the cold air? You're asking
me? I am asking you now.
So I've told, we've been talking about this and we
haven't revealed how
we operate. But I want to see if we're
synced up here. I want to see if we do the same thing.
So you get in your car. Yes.
You start driving, it all fogs up. You go to the little here. Okay. I want to see if we do the same thing. So you get in your car. Yes. You start driving, it all fogs up.
You go to the little heater.
Dial.
The air conditioning thingy.
And you set it to hot.
No idea.
Oh.
I've got no clue.
Every time this happens to me, panic.
Really?
I'm like, I press a million things.
I'm like, that's not working.
And then I'll put the window down and I'm like, that's not working.
And then I try and put the air con on and then I'm freezing.
I'm like, it's not working.
I said the air con to exactly how I like my love life, hot and hard.
Hot and hard.
Hey, that's not a lie.
Is that what you look for in a partner?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, so you don't know. I'm a lie. Is that what you look for in a partner? Yeah, yeah. Okay, so you don't know.
I'm a hot.
Producer Anastasia, in the times where you do have a vehicle at your disposal.
I was going to say it's whatever the Uber driver chooses.
What are they doing in the bus?
Hey, I'm an Uber girl these days.
Upgrade?
Yeah, upgrade.
I always go hot and then it just gets muggy and makes it worse
I don't know
Sushi if Sam?
In my old car the actual switch on the panel
was broken so it was just all the windows down
and hold on for 10 minutes
I don't want to do that
I really don't know what to do
There's a few people saying fresh air
Someone said that you should set the temp. If you really want to demist
your window properly, you should set the temperature
to the opposite of what it is
outside the car. That's blown my
mind, but makes
a lot of sense. So on a cold day, you need
it hot to get it off there, and when it's
hot outside, I don't know why it would be
steamy inside. Because if you go exercise
and it's hot, and then you get into
your car, then you can fog and it's hot and then you get into your car,
then you can fog up the windows, can't you?
True. I mean, I wouldn't.
I haven't exercised since 2012.
Someone said, pro tip, your windscreen needs to match the outside temperature
to defog, so you need to get your screen up to the...
But then you'd be blasting cold on a cold day,
so no, I'm not into that one.
I've actually done some research and I've figured out what the correct answer then you'd be blasting cold on a cold day, so no, I'm not into that one. I've actually done some research
and I've figured out what the correct answer is.
What is the correct answer?
Okay.
To use the heater correctly to de-mist your window,
start the heater off cold
and then slowly increase the temperature
as the air dries out,
rather than overloading the cabin with hot, wet air.
Try to find a temperature and humidity that's comfortable
and doesn't mist up the cabin.
Right, so you hot box it.
No, not hot box it.
Oh, that's what that means, isn't it?
No, I'm saying that you slowly but surely bring it up.
No, hot box it makes it more misty.
Oh.
No one can see anything in the hot box.
When you turn the heaters on, you hotbox it.
Well, technically, I guess you are kind of
hotboxing it a little bit.
But that's not the term.
Is that not what it means?
No, no, no. If you turn to one of your friends
on a cold day and you say, should we hotbox this
BH? They're going to think you're going to do something else.
Different thing. Gotcha.
It's all very confusing.
I don't think we got to the bottom of anything.
Slow and steady.
Wins the race.
Bree and Clint.
I ran into Cam in the office and he said to me,
you wouldn't believe what happened to me at the gym this morning.
And I said, well, don't tell me now.
I want to hear the story on air so we can all enjoy it.
And Cam Mansell joins us in the studio right now.
Hi, Cam Mansell from the gym.
How are you?
What happened at the gym today?
Well, I just finished doing some weights and then I was like,
light weights, by the way.
I don't want to get ahead of myself.
Get your pump on.
Ease into it.
Yeah, and then I was like, I might go for a run,
but I was like, I'll go to the bathroom before I go for a run.
So I went downstairs to use the bathroom and did a wee.
And then I was coming out of the cubicle i had headphones on so i couldn't
really hear what was going on around me but i stepped out of the cubicle right as this man
was walking butt naked like just in front of the door and i stepped out in front of him
and then i just froze because i was like i don't know what to do right now and then he walked into
me and there was physical touch between
bodies. Did his naked body
touch your body? His naked body touched
my body. Oh my god, you had
a moment like Ryan Reynolds and
Sandra Bullock in The Proposal
where you collided.
Or the moon landing on
Modern Family when they touched bottoms.
So I want to know, it depends on
what kind of shape the guy was in. Because if he had a big
puku and he was naked,
his tummy would have touched you first. There's a barrier.
But if he was in good condition, there's a chance that
his wanga would have touched you first. What was the
area that made the most contact
with your body? There was
no big belly.
It was just straight to the
crotch. Straight donger on thigh?
Yeah, thigh. On your thigh.
You're kidding!
It kind of stuck as well because he was a bit sweaty.
Oh my God, this is my worst nightmare.
I could feel it peel off my leg and I was like, this is not okay.
What did he say in that situation?
Because I'm trying to figure out who that's more awkward for.
I was just like, oh, I'm so sorry, and then walked away at the fastest pace.
You didn't let him say anything?
No, I didn't even look at him.
I didn't make eye contact.
I was just like, this is too much.
I think it's more awkward for Cam.
And I'll tell you why.
And I'll tell you why.
Because if that guy is that confident, I mean, he's confident, he's naked,
he's walking around the change rooms, you know, he knows he's naked.
Cam was the one that was surprised
with the nakedness
you know
I was fully clothed
and full nude
jimmers are such a thing
too like
it's not everybody
I reckon it's like
10-15% of people
who go to the gym
but they're so naked
they're like going
like I don't
I know you've got to
get naked to get changed
and stuff like that
but I'm talking about
people who go from station to station,
the ones who go from their locker to the shower naked with no towel
or go from the shower to the teeth brushing station
and brush their teeth naked.
I'm like, come on, man, you're having a laugh now.
There's no urgency for that 10% of people who love to be naked, obviously.
There's no urgency.
There's no holding up a towel so you can put some undies on
while you're naked underneath.
You know, I had a naked celebrity encounter once.
Who?
It was at the Rotorua Aquatic Centre.
Locals will know it well.
And we were there for school swimming.
And you probably don't know who this is, Bree,
but Cam, you might know.
We went into the changing rooms
and Sir Howard Morrison was completely naked
having a shower in there.
Tim Weirter Morrison's dad.
And?
Well, he was having a naked shower.
So we're like, oh my God, that's Sir Howard Morrison.
So we ran around the corner and someone goes, bro, that was Sir Howard Morrison.
And one of the guys in our class, Dylan, goes, no, it wasn't.
He's dead.
Sir Howard Morrison stuck his head around the corner and goes, no, it wasn't. He's dead. And Morrison stuck his head around the corner and goes, no, I'm not.
I thought you were going to say you went back in for another look to check.
No, no.
No, not to check that.
To check that it was him.
Anyway, he has passed away now.
So rest in peace to Howard Morrison.
R.I.P.
The one time I met him, he was completely naked.
That's a fun time.
I just think for people who aren't naked people,
to have the encounter where you see a naked person is very awkward for you.
Yeah, yeah.
You know?
Because there's two types of people,
and I think we should ask people this afternoon because, I mean,
Cam, you poor thing.
I'm not the naked kind of person at all.
Like, I only just recently.
Neither are Clint and I.
We're not naked people.
But I'd like to ask people on 0800DIALZM,
when did you accidentally see someone naked?
And who was that?
Yeah.
It might be someone you knew.
Yeah.
Like your father-in-law.
Oh.
Or your father-in-law and mother-in-law.
Or your sister or your mum or and mother-in-law.
Or your sister or your mum.
Or like, you know, just that awkward moment.
And we'd love to hear from you.
0800 dial ZM.
Bree and Clint.
If you just missed it, Cam Mansell from ZM's Late Show just joined us and told us about his morning this morning where he was at the gym
and he's gone down to the changing rooms and he's went to the bathroom and he's come out of the toilet and collided with a full naked
individual.
And he said it was full crotch intersection.
You've got to imagine them walking at a 90 degree angle.
So Cam's coming out of a cubicle and naked man is walking straight towards him.
So man's wanger goes into the side of Cam's upper thigh.
Cam said he panicked and ran off.
And it was very awkward.
So we're asking you this afternoon on 0800DIALZM,
who did you accidentally see naked?
Kerry's here. Kia ora, Kerry.
Hi, Kerry.
Kia ora. How are we doing?
Good, thank you, mate.
Who was it? Who did you see naked?
Oh, shit.
Now, a long time ago, when I was about 16, my parents used to go to a nudist farm, right?
Okay.
And I planned to go this weekend, and anyway, mum ended up couldn't go because she had stuff
on.
And dad was like, oh, I won't go then.
She had clothes on.
No.
She had clothes on.
No, she had clothes on.
It was actually her sixth sister who tried to cancel your blog.
Oh, okay.
All right, all right, Kerry.
All right.
No, no, all good.
Sorry, by the way.
I said to Dad, I said, I'll come with you.
And he went, you sure?
And I went, yeah, yeah, be good as gold.
You know, no problem.
And got out there and...
How old were you?
How old were you volunteering to go to the nudist farm?
Around 15, 16.
Oh, no.
Okay.
Oh, no, Kerry.
I know. Stupid move, eh? So, anyway, we're, no. Okay. Oh, no, Kerry. I know.
Stupid Moe Bay.
So anyway,
we're unloading the boot of the car
and putting stuff in the caravan
and I'm bending over the boot
getting stuff out
and this guy walks up to us
talking to Dad
and Dad's like,
oh, Kerry, by the way,
this is Jim.
And I turned around
and I looked at his face,
looked down at his,
dropped all the shit
I had in my hands
and tore off into the caravan and hid.
You ran away.
I did.
But after a while I came out and I'm just like,
right, I'll get your big girl knickers on and just deal with it
because you're in a frigging nudist farm, right?
Well, literally don't get your big girl knickers on, really.
Yeah.
Don't get anything on.
I kind of got over it after a while, but shit, it was funny.
Yeah.
It feels like that's not the best place for a 15-, 16-year-old girl to go.
I don't think that should be your first experience of seeing naked willies,
to see like 45 of them at one farm.
And all like, no, I'm not even going to go there.
No, don't go there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I think we know.
Oh, my God, there's so many funny texts on this.
Someone said, I was getting changed at a Polynesian spa
with my three-year-old and she pipes up and says
that the lady next to us has a very hairy...
LAUGHTER
..vahoon and says it really loud to me.
I was so embarrassed.
Oh, you would be.
Kirsty's here. Hi, Kirsty.
Hi, Kirsty.
Hi, how are you?
Good.
Who'd you see naked?
My brother, unfortunately.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, no.
How old were you, Kirstie?
This was just when we were in the September earthquake.
Okay.
How old?
Mid-20s.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
What happened?
So he was sledding with us,
and obviously the earthquake happened in the middle of the night.
And my husband and I, we jumped up,
and we were both in a doorway opposite each other.
And it felt like ages after that my brother eventually came running out of his bedroom, the front door was in between us so he was racing out to get outside and I just grabbed him
and pulled him in my doorway so I was holding on at the top and he was like crouched down below
and then when the earthquake stopped um the lights came on and he was like white as a ghost and he
was like oh my god what do we do and I looked down
I was like um maybe put some clothes on. Kirstie there is the glass half full in that situation at
least he was the one crouching down and you was standing up. It was slightly awkward. Yeah you
saved your brother's naked life and you'll have that story forever. Finally,
Sheena, what was your naked experience? Who did
you see? Oh, it was
a traumatic experience. I was
about 15 years old at the gym,
really shy,
in the changing room, this very
large lady
approached me stark naked
as I was sitting on a bench
and asked for some body lotion.
Oh, Sheena.
Oh, well, yeah.
She didn't ask you to rub it in, did she?
She's like, I got this spot.
Oh, lordy.
I got this spot around the back that I can't reach.
I would have run so fast.
You know what I would get more, not like awkward anyway,
seeing someone naked like in a public place, like in a change room,
to make it the ultimate level of awkward is if they talk to you
and you're not naked.
No naked conversations, please.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, no, thank you.
Not ideal.
What about the text that came through and someone said,
my mother-in-law invited herself into the birth of my first child.
Oh.
You don't invite yourself in there.
No.
And then can you imagine the mother-in-law?
She invites her husband in.
No, come on in.
Come and have a look at this.
Come and see the grandkid.
It's beautiful.
It's almost out.
Bree and Clint.
It's time for Google Down.
Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell?
I think Google's actually...
That's right.
This is the game where we see who, in fact, can Google stuff the fastest.
It'll be a game of Anastasia versus me versus Sue Shift Sam versus you, Danielle.
Hi.
Hi, Dani.
Hi, how are you?
Good, thank you, mate.
Have you heard the game before?
I have heard of the game before and I'm super excited to play. Oh, Danielle. Hi. Hi, Dani. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you, mate. Have you heard the game before? I have heard of the game before and I'm super excited to play.
Oh, great.
Well, I'm super excited for you to win because I'm backing you in, okay, Danielle?
Oh, I hope so.
Thank you very much.
All right, good.
Here's the rules for everyone else playing at home.
So I'm going to read out a question that I've put into Google.
I'm looking for the most common answer,
the first answer that comes up for that exact question.
If you yell it out first, you get a point.
If you yell out the wrong answer, you're out of that question.
First to three right wins.
Got it.
All right, here we go.
Everyone ready?
Danielle, what are you Googling on?
Yes, I am ready.
Pardon?
What are you Googling on this afternoon?
Yes, on my cell phone.
I'm all good.
Okay, perfect.
That means the team will also Google on their phones
to keep it fair.
Question number one.
Everyone is ready.
Here we go.
What year was the first Olympics held?
What year?
1896.
Whoa.
That was close.
That was close.
Yeah, that was close.
Obviously, you're talking about the modern Olympics then, are you?
Not the original Olympics.
It was whatever answer came up for that question.
Hmm, interesting.
Mate, you know the rules.
Mate, you weren't even anywhere near getting it.
Yeah, it's because he was alive back then.
I Googled.
Didn't you compete in the discus?
He wasn't good enough.
Nah, he competed in the hammer throw.
Question number two.
One point to Anastasia.
Who invented the creme brulee?
Who invented it?
Francois Massalot.
Chef.
I'll give that to her.
That is correct.
I had the last one.
Were you close, Danielle? If I had the last one. Were you close, Danielle?
If I had said the French, would you have accepted that?
Tabithia, I am looking after two kids under two and doing this,
so I'm doing good.
Yes, Danielle, mate.
You're on the ball.
Okay, that means Anastasia has two.
Anyone other than Anastasia, this is your time to shine.
All right. You're great too, Anastasia.
Thanks, babes.
No, we're going to have to do it.
Question number three.
Everyone ready?
Yeah.
What is the
women's world record
for the long jump?
What is the world
record?
7.52.
That's 8.19 at 7.52 metres.
Clint, you were on the board first, 7.52.
Danielle, you said more numbers than I've ever heard anybody say.
I'm so sorry.
I read the men's one and I was like, oh.
Sorry, girl.
Well, you know what, Danielle?
I was also thinking about asking the men's one and you were first.
Give her a point.
Yeah, she's got a point.
You got a point because you were on the board first with that.
But 7.52 is the women's world record.
The record has stood for over 33 years.
Yeah, crazy.
All right, that means one.
Come on, woman, up your game.
One to Clint.
Bro. Cool, man. 33 years. It's one. Come on, woman, up your game. One to Clint. Bro.
Cool, man.
33 years.
It's about time someone broke it, you know?
When you can jump over 7.5, we'll accept that comment.
Anastasia's on one.
Daniella's on one.
Sue, should Sam, yes, be on the board?
I'm on a fat zero.
Okay, here we go.
Question number four.
What is Joaquin Phoenix's net worth?
$40 million.
Oh, my baby's on a crate.
$50 million.
How do you spell...
Danielle is dealing with everything she can deal with.
That's right.
I'm so sorry.
You know what?
Danielle's got a crying baby.
I'm going to give her another point.
Okay, cool. I apologise.
No, don't apologise, Danielle.
We just appreciate you taking the time to play.
And please let us know if you need to go,
but this is tie-break between me, you and Anastasia.
Unfortunately, Sushib Sam is out.
Okay.
All right, I've got this.
I can hear.
Whoever gets this.
Oh, my God.
This is chaos.
Go quick. Okay, here we go. Oh, my gosh. This is chaos. Go quick.
Okay, here we go.
For the winning question.
Yeah.
How many years does a giraffe live for?
I'm on Danielle.
25 years about.
I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
It's 25 years.
I believe, I mean, the baby distracted me.
I believe that was Danielle.
Who nailed it then.
I agree, yeah.
I think it was.
Well done, Danielle.
I couldn't hear myself over the baby's ear yet.
I'm so sorry.
You're very welcome.
We'll let you go.
We'll let you go, okay?
You've got some KFC coming your way.
Yay, thank you guys so much.
You were the ultimate super mum.
She can do it all.
Produce Anastasia, you couldn't give it to her.
You literally couldn't let her have that one.
You literally couldn't, Jess.
Was this one of those moments where I was being too...
She gets so entranced in the game.
Mum, just talk to me about this.
Bree and Clint.
All right, look out, Clint, because I'm a bit nervous.
I'm a bit excited because this is a big surprise.
I have no idea what's going on.
The last time this happened, Dan Carter was on the phone.
That's right.
I want to say this is bigger than Dan Carter.
Bigger than Dan Carter.
I've been working on this for a number of weeks.
There's a lot that's gone into this.
Right.
And you're about to get the biggest surprise this show has ever seen.
So what's going to happen, Clint, is you're going to put a blindfold on right now.
Make sure you cannot see anything.
It is very important because we don't want to ruin
the weeks of work that has gone into this.
Okay, he's got his blindfold on.
I can't see anything.
All right, so I'm going to take your hand
and we're going to go outside the studio now.
This is a big trust exercise.
This is a very big trust exercise. So we're going out of the studio now. This is a big trust exercise. This is a very big trust exercise.
So we're going out of the studio.
This is happening live right now.
So Clint can't see anything.
Okay, there's going to be a step.
All right, now follow me.
Oh, he's just bumped into a chair.
Okay.
Do you have any idea who or what the surprise might be?
Is it my dad?
Is he here to drop my lunch off?
I mean, your dad is amazing and that would be great.
But no, it's a little bit bigger than that.
Where are we going?
We're going, we're just going past the beautiful ladies at reception.
Hi, beautiful ladies at reception.
You look lovely today.
Are we going outside?
We are going outside.
Okay.
No one else knows about this yet.
The producers have only found out a couple of days ago and you're nearly in position.
Couple more steps.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
I'm going to leave you right there.
Don't move.
Okay.
Is this a gag where you just take off and leave me here?
I'm over here, follow my voice.
I'm ready on the count of three.
I want you to take your blindfold off.
Yeah.
And you're going to see one of the greatest surprises I've ever got you.
In three, two, one.
Take your blindfold off.
We're going to space, baby!
We got the spaceship!
Here's your hat.
We got the...
Look at her in all her glory!
Oh my god.
How did we get this approved?
Does Ross know about this?
I don't care.
We got the spaceship!
I thought they took this thing off the internet!
So what happened was, is I got word that the sail fell through.
You stupid son!
We're gonna have to...
These are what... These are our space suits.
Did it come with two?
Well, we can buy another one.
Yeah, okay, good.
That's all T's and C's at this point.
But I bought the spaceship
with my own money.
I couldn't let this thing
go to waste.
We're going on a road trip
to the moon.
This is incredible.
How much did you pay for it?
Never mind that.
Really?
Don't ask that question. At the end of the day, it's just savings. This thing doesn't even have it? That, that, never mind that. Really? Don't ask that question?
I mean, at the end of the day, it's just savings.
This thing doesn't even have car keys. It's got a swipe card.
I guess it is a spaceship, right?
Exactly. At the end of the day, Clint, who needs savings when you're an astronaut?
I don't know if your key card works.
This is the other key.
Gotta get here.
Get started the spaceship.
Yeah.
Get in, have a look around.
Oh my God, she's beautiful. Wow, it's got NASA TV. That's how you know it's real. It's got this NASA sign.
I guess that goes on the front. That's the number plate. Yeah, so we don't get caught because it doesn't have a wharf.
Oh, it's got a spare wing back in here just in case one of our wings falls off. That's good So, you know the theme song for this road trip Clint. Yeah
Savage garden road trip
Listen to that purr
Listen to this purr yeah, I mean there's armrests. Ross was an idiot not to invest in this.
He's stupid.
It's got auto DJ.
I don't know what that is, but that's good.
I'm going to make a fortune off this spaceship.
Yeah, wow.
Seriously impressive.
Very cool.
So when's blast off?
Well, you know, as all space missions.
Does my wife know about this?
No, she doesn't.
But she'll be fine with it.
She loves astronauts, and I've got the okay from her.
Mate, what do you think?
It's beautiful.
Have you driven it yet?
Driven it?
Drives like a dream.
Yeah?
Unlike the other cars we have.
What do the police officers think as they go past you?
Oh, they were like,
Cheer, bro!
Cool, cool spaceship!
There it is.
It's a good spaceship horn.
Watch out, aliens.
Cool.
We'll cut it there.
Did you know?
No.
Yes!
We got him.
Bree and Clint.
We're back in the studio.
I've just surprised Clint With our next road trip vehicle
2006
Nissan Presage
Spaceship
She's beautiful
It's a white people mover that looks like
A NASA space shuttle
She's stunning
You may remember if you listened to our show, what, a couple of months ago now.
We were trying to get it.
We were trying to get it.
I said to you, Clint, Ross Boss has said no.
He's not fronting up any money.
There's been disasters in the past with buying vehicles.
And I said, I'm going to bid on it.
And I did.
I bid a lot. And then, I mean, now it's here.
That's how you win an auction.
Ross, now that you're well aware that we've secured the bag,
the vehicle is in our possession.
Jealous.
Do you regret not investing in this?
Not in the slightest.
You don't want to be part owner in a spaceship.
I mean, I can technically claim some ownership
because I'm your boss or whatever.
Everything's mine, something like that.
But I just walked out before and had another look at it
and noticed that cool little, there's like a little shuttle
right on the front on the bonnet, which I thought was quite cute.
And I took pride in the fact that I didn't have to pay for this.
And it made me smile.
It was the first time I've smiled in quite some time because of this car.
Yeah, I think you got the wrong end of the stick, man.
We've just put the spaceship up on our social media.
You can find it on the Bree and Clint Instagram page.
This is a stunner.
And I think of all the three vehicles we've owned so far,
of course, the Venute, half van, half ute.
Yes.
The DeLorean hot tub time
machine, which was a
DeLorean towing a Sparple. This is
the most pristine vehicle. It's
the first vehicle we've bought this
side of the year 2000.
And to break down
the fourth ball
for a second, those last two vehicles were
absolute dogs. It cost
the company a lot of money.
I think it should be clear. Everyone should know, Bree actually paid for this thing. She last two vehicles were absolute dogs and cost the company a lot of money. I think it should be clear.
Everyone should know,
Bree actually paid for this thing.
She's an idiot,
but she paid for it.
Yeah.
And I'm so proud.
Yeah.
And I know the company
will be in a better state
because of it too.
Yeah.
I'm sure it looks good now,
but something will happen.
Okay, well,
good to have some positivity
from you and a vote of confidence.
Thanks, Ross. The positivity from Ross is a vote of confidence. Thanks, Ross.
The positivity from Ross is we didn't pay for it, so happy with that.
So we've got to do a roadie.
We've got to figure out where to go.
So the Venute did North Island, Auckland down to Wellington.
The Hot Tub Time Machine did Christchurch down to Invercargill.
On the back of a clock tower.
On a trailer, yeah.
Yeah, because it couldn't drive.
Where does the spaceship go?
Yeah, where do people want this spaceship to travel?
There's a Rocket Lab launch pad on the Mahia Peninsula in Hawke's Bay.
We could go there.
Beautiful part of the country.
Is there a space-based event that we need to get this thing to?
Is there a street named Moon Street?
And we could literally take this spaceship, Clint, to the moon.
We could land on the moon street.
Yeah.
Is there, I don't know, what is the best journey that this spaceship, Clint, to the moon. We could land on the moon street. Yeah. Is there, I don't know,
what is the best journey that this spaceship
can do? And
I don't know, who should we see
along the way? Oh, I'm so excited
to do another road trip and get back
out on the streets
of New Zealand. It's going to be so nice
to do it in a car that has a rego and a
warrant as well. Mate, we can actually drive this one.
Brie and Clint.
Just found out Brie bought the spaceship.
The one that was on Trade Me
that I thought didn't get sold, but turns out you
bought it secretly and just surprised me with it.
Mate, do you think I would let that slip
through my fingers? Because I knew
you'd be just as excited as me.
We are going to do Birthday Banger in just a second. First
though, I got a message from
TVNZ's Maddie McLean.
Hi, Maddie.
Hi, Maddie.
I cannot believe that you guys bought this thing.
Mate, I mean, it's the best money I've ever spent.
I bet.
Yeah, careful.
We didn't buy it.
Bree spent her money on it.
She hasn't told me how much she spent either.
I think I will die with that
fact. I'm not going to tell anyone
how much I spent on the spaceship.
Matty, are you familiar with the spaceship?
Are you? All too familiar
because we covered it extensively
on Breakfast in the lead up to
this guy trying to sell it.
We had him on a bunch of times.
He gave us a tour of the
spaceship and every time we had him on a bunch of times. He gave us a tour of the Starship, the spaceship.
And every time we had him on, I just thought,
who the hell is going to buy this thing?
Yeah, well, he had not met Brie Thomas-El.
Right here, baby.
I should have known.
Like, I should have known.
So where do we take it, Matty?
We've got to organise a road trip.
Where do you think we take New Zealand's only space shuttle?
Oh, my God.
I mean, you can go literally
anywhere, which is the beauty of it.
Yeah. And go there fast
as well. It emits
smoke from the back of it. Oh, it's a
rocket. Yeah. Yeah.
All 2006 Nissan Presages
emit a bit of smoke. Yeah.
Okay, look, we'll get in touch.
Maybe you want to join us for a leg of the roadie, Matty,
okay? I would love to.
And given our extensive coverage
on Breakfast,
we might need to get
the two of you on the show.
Mate.
Sounds good to me.
Do a follow-up.
We'd love to come on the show.
There you go.
It's already attracting the big names.
I know, right?
A lot of amazing suggestions
on the text machine too
of where we should take the spaceship.
We appreciate those.
Yeah, keep them coming in.
Keep them coming in.
We'll cover some of those off soon.
First, though, birthday banger.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Free and clean.
Birthday banger.
All right, let's get into your birthday banger
because you need to get home on a Wednesday.
Let's kick it off with Heidi.
G'day, Heidi.
Hi.
Heidi, hi.
How are you?
How are you?
I'm really good, thanks.
How are you guys?
Oh, we're fantastic. We've got a spaceship, hi. How are you? How are you? I'm really good, thanks. How are you guys? Oh, we're fantastic.
We've got a spaceship, Heidi.
I'm so embarrassed.
Very exciting.
What's your birthday, Heidi?
Let's do your birthday banger.
1st of June, 1992.
Right, 1st of June, 1992, which means you were 16 in 2008.
And on your birthday, this was number one.
RiRi.
New mum, Rihanna.
It's Take a Bow. Do you like it, Heidi?
On the fence.
On the fence.
Yeah, it's not a Rihanna song you go,
oh my god, this one. I remember this one. Not one of her biggest, is it?
Okay, we'll do one for Melissa.
Kia ora, Melissa.
Kia ora.
Hi, Mel.
Wait, wait a second.
It was Heidi's birthday today.
Oh, was it?
Oh, God.
Hang on, Mel.
We'll come and show it back to you.
Hold on, Mel.
Heidi, are you there?
Happy birthday.
Thank you.
Happy birthday, Heidi.
So sorry.
We're so caught up in our spaceship.
I know.
It's all about us.
That's so exciting news.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Have you had a good day, though?
I've had a really good day, thank you.
Oh, that's great to hear.
Okay, all right.
Well, back to Melissa.
Hi, Melissa.
Hi, Melissa.
Hi.
Rumour is it's also your birthday.
It is my birthday.
Oh, my God.
Have you had a good day, Mel?
I've had a great day.
What have you got?
Best gift that you got today? Lunch out with my God. Have you had a good day, Mel? I've had a great day. What have you got? Best gift that you got today?
Lunch out with my mum.
Beautiful.
Lovely.
Perfect, Mel.
Okay, well, what year?
1979.
1979, which means you were 16 in 1995,
and on this day in 95, this was number one.
I want to be my lover.
I want to be my lover.
I want to be my lover. Oh, get it, Mel.
Feels like you're at a
Liz Mills pump class in the 90s.
La bouche. Yeah.
You like it, Mel?
Yeah, it's a good one. It is a good one.
It's a great one. Okay, wait there. We'll do one more
birthday banger for Sherry.
Is it your birthday today, Sherry?
Sorry, do you mean Cherry?
Oh, Cherry.
Hi, Cherry.
Sorry.
Yeah.
No, it isn't two weeks, though.
Oh, there you go.
Okay.
There you go.
Also a June baby.
Cherry, what day and what year?
It's the 13th in 1984.
1984, which means you were 16 in the year 2000.
And on your 16th birthday, this had a number one hit.
Bomb Funk MCs, do you like it, Cherry?
Heck yeah.
Heck yeah.
Yes, Cherry.
This was a massive hit.
I love this song.
I think it's still good.
I vote for Bomb Funk MC's Freestyler today.
We do La Bouche every time it comes up.
We do.
Yeah, it's true.
We do.
I mean, I just love it.
Be my lover.
You can vote for it.
It'll be Anastasia's split vote today if you want.
Yeah, I'm going La Bouche. Okay, Anastasia's split vote today if you want. Yeah, I'm going LaBouche.
Okay, Anastasia, give it to us quickly.
What's the winner of Birthday Banger this afternoon?
Always LaBouche.
There it is, everybody.
The winner of Birthday Banger today is...
Melissa, congratulations.
Thank you.
Happy birthday.
Have a good one, mate.
Time for the latest. From iHe Bree and Clint. Time for the latest.
From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Dean, nearly more than two years since she announced she'd be following
in her dad's footsteps, Dwayne The Rock Johnson,
his daughter has revealed what her wrestling name will be.
She has, Simone Johnson.
She's 20. She's joining the
WWE Empire.
Just like you said, two years ago
she announced that she'd be joining it, but she had an injury
and had a very long, slow recovery.
Ready for it? Ava Reign.
That was a thunder.
That was my thunder sound.
Ava Reign.
Ava Reign.
Do we like it? Oh, you're doing lightning and thunder sound effects. Iva Rain. Yeah. Ava Rain. Do we like it?
I want you to imagine lightning.
Oh, you're doing lightning and thunder sound effects.
I don't mind it.
Ava Rain.
I think that's quite a cool, like, normal name, though.
Yeah.
Ava Rain.
Because everybody wanted her to be called the Pebble.
The Pebble.
Everybody, the gag was the rock's daughter has to be called the Pebble.
Pebbles, maybe.
Pebbles.
Pebbles would have worked.
I'm actually glad she didn't go down that track.
Yeah.
Do you reckon she does the eyebrow?
Yeah.
No, I think she's going to be her own, you know, her own entity.
Do you think she ever could be?
Do you think the Rock's daughter going into the wrestling ring
can ever stand, you know, like do their own thing?
Hopefully she can.
Do you know she is fourth generation, fifth generation in that family?
Yeah, fourth.
So it's her, Dwayne, his dad, and then his dad.
Really?
Yeah.
They were all wrestlers?
All wrestlers.
Wow.
Yeah, I never knew that, but following in each other's footsteps,
which is cool.
Dean, you ever thought of doing a bout in the ring?
You'd look good with a little pair of Speedos and a little bit of material tied around your guns.
Put it this way,
I've done plenty of good wrestling and I always win.
Let's just leave it at that.
Dean knows how to take a man down.
He knows how to get him,
pin him, and get him to tap
out.
Dean loves to get in the ring
and wrestle around, don't you, Dee?
That's the latest with our man in Hollywood, Dee McCarthy.
Bree and Clint, back in a second.
See them.
Bree and Clint.
This is kind of aviation news.
I guess it's about flights and how we're booking them.
Have you got any flights overseas coming up, Bree?
No, not at the moment, but looking into booking some.
I think the trend now
is to not book too far in the future.
And according to Jetstar,
they've just released stats that said
Kiwis are booking flights closer
to the date of travel
more than they did before the pandemic.
So you know how beforehand you'd go,
we're going to Bali in December.
We'd better book our flights in March kind of thing.
More spontaneous trips.
Way more spontaneous.
41% of Kiwis said they're booking their flights way later.
They are now willing to travel within a month of booking.
So you go, okay, I want to go to the Gold Coast at the end of this month.
Let's book it now.
That's a bit stressful to me.
I feel like.
To book and leave within the month.
I feel like that was always me.
Really?
Yeah.
But that's when they're most expensive.
I know.
Isn't it?
No, but I'm like an anxious person and I was always like, oh, what if something happens
and then I can't get my money back and I, you know, so I was always like a late booker.
38% of Kiwis said they have left the booking of a trip
with less than two weeks notice.
Two weeks.
Two weeks is very soon.
Like if you had to be at a thing,
I wouldn't trust that there'd be seats available for that.
Yeah.
57% of people said they would drop everything
and head off immediately if the flights were free.
Well, duh.
Same.
Should we do a spontaneous trip?
Like go somewhere?
So we literally, so you and I meet at the airport.
Yeah.
We pack, but we don't know where we're packing for.
Oh, my God.
And we go to the airport and we go,
what's the next available flight that we can get on?
And we have to take that one.
And we have to take that flight.
But what if they say it's Dallas, Texas or something?
Oh, well, we'll go to the domestic.
We're about to fly to Qatar. Are you ready to go?
We'll go to the domestic airport.
Because there's visas and
stuff for some places. They reckon
the reason for it is because of COVID, no one
knows what's going to happen. They're like, are we going to go into
another lockdown? You know how things kept
getting cancelled? Yes. So people are like, screw
it. I'm not going to buy anything that far
in advance because I don't know what's going to happen. I'll do it at the last minute.
Because then if you book it to leave in a month,
you can just look forward to it.
You can go, cool, I'm going.
That's fine.
If you book it six months in advance,
you're just stressing the whole time going,
I hope I can go.
I hope I can go.
I hope I get my money back if I can't go.
So, yeah.
Yeah, you know my anxiety saved my partner and I money
because the first ever lockdown for COVID,
we were meant to go to Bali, right?
And I think it was about maybe two months out or a month out from Bali.
And my partner kept saying, let's book accommodation because we book flights.
We've done that, but let's book accommodation.
Let's book it.
Let's book it.
Let's book it.
And I was like, oh, I don't know.
Let's hold off.
This thing is happening.
The next day, country, full lockdown yeah right you could sense covid in your waters i could they
should get you on the one o'clock briefing i can feel what can i feel coming in my waters
oh oh too far oh i didn't mean it like that.