ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 1st June 2023

Episode Date: June 1, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. ZM, Brie and Clint. Kia ora everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint show. G'day guys, you can't see us, but damn do we look good right now. We're in mid-glam session for the New Zealand Radio Awards today. Brie's had her hair done so she can't put her headphones on. No, I'm making do though. It's easy.

Easy peasy. Claudia, you look hot. Claudia looks fantastic. Ella is in the last stages of her makeup. She looks amazing. The show is never going to look better than this. You forgot somebody. And obviously you look super dapper.

There you go. Thanks. Haircut looks good. The suit looks nice. Fit to perfection. Hey, speaking of hot, we've got a special guest on the show today. A big surprise for you, Brie. That's all I'll say.

There's a big surprise coming up for you on the show today. Yeah, see, I don't know about these surprises. Sometimes it is a good surprise, but 90% of the time it's not. A-list singer on the show. An A-list singer. An A-list singer to surprise you on the show before 4 o'clock this afternoon. I mean, is it Ed Sheeran, friend of the show? No, it's a female A-list singer.

Ooh. Very hot. Okay. I'll just leave it at that. Well, I'm glad I'm dressed in my best. Yeah. Trady vs. Lady. It's time to play that right now.

If you're keen to play, you should give us a call on 0800-DIALS-AT-M. Yeah, there's $50 cash up for grabs thanks to KFC. So someone is going to win that next. Bree and Clint. Time for a round of Tradiverse Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradiverse Lady. The score update for the year, 51 to the Ladies, 40 to the Tradies.

Ladies pushing ahead. They are pushing ahead. The Tradies. No, no, they are forging ahead. They are. The Tradies called back at the end of last week. Let's see if they can replicate it today. Let's go to our Lady first.

She's calling in from Rama Rama. She is 30 years old and she has five kids at 30. Is that what it says? That's what it says. She's 30 and she has five kids at 30. Is that what it says? That's what it says. She's 30 and she has five kids at 30. Welcome to the show, Claire. G'day, Claire. Hello. Hello. Jeez, you've been busy. I have been busy. Had your hands full? I do. What ages? What ages are the five kids? My oldest is nearly 13. Okay. Second one, nearly eight. And then four, two, and one. Wow.

What sort of car do you have to transport five kids around? I refuse to get a van, so I drive a Kia Sorento. Yeah, I love that. Yeah, you do, Claire. You refuse to get a van. You rock that Kia Sorento.

You're taking on our tradie today. They're from Matamata. They are 50 years plus. That's the age bracket they would like to go in. I love it. And they go mountain biking with a single gear bike. Welcome to the show, Ian.

G'day, Ian. Kia ora, how are you? Good, thank you, mate. Do you have a basket on the front of that bike? It's called my stomach here. I love it. All right, Ian, your buzzer is tradie. Claire, your buzzer is lady.

First to three correct answers gets $50 cash from KFC. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Love Island is back next week. What streaming platform is it available on this year? Lady. Yes, Claire. TV 3 On Demand.

It has been in the past. Yes, Ian. Do you want to stab Ian? Should we go TVNZ? Yeah. You've nailed it, Ian. TVNZ Plus is where you can watch it. That's correct.

One to the tradies. Question number two. I knew Ian liked Love Island. He loves it. Ian, you're right. You're right. He's like, what are you? I am.

All right, question number two. What year was the iPod first released? Was it the year 2000, 2001, or 2002? Lady. Yes, Claire. 2000. 2000, yeah. Oh, Ian.

2001. It is. Oh, he's come off with a lucky guess. He's doing a great job of coming in second on a single gear mountain bike and just mopping up the scraps, you know? He has. Story of my life, mate. Yeah, I know.

I know it's working for you, though. Story of my life. Okay, all right, two to the tradies. You need this one here, Claire, okay? Okay. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. You gotta take it easy, easy.

Lift your life, lift your life. You gotta wear the ring. You wanna be together. Trady. Yes, Ian. Sam Walker. Oh, he's got it, and that's the win. That's the win.

I'll give my credit to my son for that. He can't believe it. He's won $50 cash. Nice work, Ian. Thank you very much. Very happy. Sounds like he had a tip-off from the younger generation. He's going crazy.

Amazing, hey. Let's not talk about the fact that I think Ian said Sam Walker. Let's just keep going. Let's just push ahead. We knew what he meant. We knew what he meant. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. just push ahead. We knew what he meant. We knew what he meant. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I've seen quite a few of these videos on TikTok where vets give their opinion based on obviously their experiences of breeds of dog or cat that they would never own. Oh, like when a mechanic tells you what car you shouldn't buy. Exactly. Yeah. Same thing, right? There's a guy on TikTok doing the rounds at the moment. He's called Ben the Vet.

Yeah. That's what he's named on TikTok. And he's talked about the different dog and cat breeds he would never own. Okay, interesting. What do you want to do first? Dogs. Let's do dogs. Okay, this is Ben the Vet's opinion on breeds of dog he would never own.

The first of five for me is the Chow Chow. I just find they often don't have a very nice temperament, they can be really aloof and they're often very aggressive at the vets. Unfortunately number four is the Cavalier King Charles Spaniel. They are the loveliest dogs. If it weren't for all of their health issues it would probably be the Cavi. Number three is the Dachshund, however you want to say it. Again they're really lovely dogs, but one in four of them develop back problems in their lifetime. That can range from just pain to complete paralysis.

Number two is the Shar-Pei. They even have a disease named after them called Shar-Pei fever. Most of them are too wrinkly. And number one is basically any flat-faced or brachycephalic dog breed, like a French Bulldog or a Bulldog or a Pug. I knew Chow Chows were going to be on the list. Why? I wanted a Chow Chow for ages.

Did you? Lucy and I really wanted to get a Chow Chow. I didn't know that. But, yeah, I've heard that they can be aggro. Yeah, it's interesting because I have a friend who owns two of them. Yeah. Loveliest dogs ever. Yeah. But, obviously, Ben the vet sees the breed quite a lot and typically, yeah.

Crack up. No, not crack up, but crack up that sausage dogs have back problems. I know. They need to do crunches so they can get a good abdominal core. Yeah, they need to strengthen that inner core. They're long sausage. Because if you look at them, how they're built, it makes sense, doesn't it? Also, Frenchies, we knew that about Frenchies.

And pugs and bulldogs. All dogs that have a flat face. Yeah. Yeah, breathing problems. Okay, Ben the vet has also given his opinion on breeds of cat he would never own. Number four for me is the Bengal. What a lot of people aren't aware of is that they're a hybrid between a type of wild cat called an Asian leopard cat and domestic cat breeds. So they're still quite wild in terms of their behaviour and temperament.

Number three for me is the Sphinx. Nothing against them. They're nice cats. wild in terms of their behaviour and temperament. Number three for me is the Sphinx. Nothing against them. They're nice cats. I just prefer to cuddle a fluffy cat. Another breed I would never buy is a Scottish Fold cat and the reason is that their curly ears, which is their most distinctive feature, is actually because of a cartilage disorder called osteochondrodysplasia.

Number one for me is the Persian cat and that is because of how flat their faces are and how many issues that causes them with regards to their health and their day to day life. The Scottish Fold is the cat that Taylor Swift has. Her cat is the Scottish Fold. It's pretty cute. They are so cute. They've got the tiny little ears. Yeah. Anything you get that is purebred, it's

so much more likely to have issues. If you get a mix in dogs or cats they have way less issues, eh? Because, yeah. We talked about earlier this week the SPCA sale they're having this week. That ends tomorrow. Yes. So if you want to go and get a nice, robust mongrel cat that's probably got 19 different

variations of cat in it. It is tough as nails. And the strongest DNA. You'll never kill it. It literally has eight lives. No the strongest DNA. You'll never kill it. It literally has eight lives. No, nine lives. Oh, shit. Or maybe the one from the SPCA ones are secondhand.

They might be down to eight lives. Well, true. It's already spent its first. The half price of the SPCA this week. Hashtag not sponsored. A bit of a PSA, Clint, for anyone that's travelling overseas soon. Yeah. Because we can do that now.

Do you remember that? We can fly places again, which is great. A girl from Australia has talked about a very, very large phone bill she received after she was travelling in Croatia and she did the right thing. She'd bought a SIM card to use over there. Okay. And unfortunately, she accidentally left it on a train.

Oh. Left it in a wallet that had her passport and a bunch of other things and the SIM card. She's had a mirror. Yeah. And the first thing you have to do if you lose your passport is what? Call the passport company. Call a bunch of places. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And panic and find out. Oh, retrace your steps. Phone the cafe that you were at and see if they have your passport. Exactly. But she'd left the SIM card she'd bought to use overseas in the wallet that had the passport. So she just whacked her Australian SIM card back in and was like, I'm just going to have to use it.

Just got to do it. Just got to do it. And she said she only used that SIM card for about five or six days and got herself sorted, got an emergency passport, told her family she was okay, all that kind of stuff. And when she got back to Australia, she received quite a big bill okay how big uh she it was 750 dollars which she's a student and she'd budgeted down to the last dollar for the trip yeah so it was quite a um big bill for her it's over a hundred dollars a day i remember

seeing brodie kane friend of this show, in Croatia with her mum. Same thing happened. Did she use her phone over there? Yeah, she used her phone and she got absolutely whacked for it. Remember when I first started working here and I went back to Australia for Christmas and I used my New Zealand SIM for a month? Yeah, that's right,

because you didn't have any Wi-Fi at your parents' farm. So I just had to use all my data and then I get back to work and they're like, do you know how much you have cost at this company? Do you remember? I kind of blocked it out. Do you remember how much it was? So they said, they kind of scared me and they said, look,

luckily we have a thing on all the SIM cards on all the work phones that it automatically puts global roaming packages. Buys a data pack. Yes. They said if you hadn't have had that, it would have been $10,000 because I'd use like some crazy amount of data, but it ended up being like $1,000, I think, which is a big bill. $1,000, who cares?

$1,000, who cares? It was worth it. Do you know how many good TikToks Bree got to watch with that $1,000? which is a big bill. Ah, a thousand bucks. Who cares? A thousand bucks. Who cares? That was worth it. Do you know how many good TikToks Brie got to watch with that thousand dollars? Do you know how much content I watched for that money? Anyway, just a PSA that if you're going overseas, don't use your phone. And don't lose your passport. And don't lose your passport.

What a nightmare. Brie and Clint. Oh, my God. Strap in for this next story. So apparently there's a government official in India who's in a bit of hot water at the moment. And it's because he ordered a dam. So a big, obviously, you know what a dam is. It keeps all the water in a certain point. Damn.

Damn. Usually is supplying, you know, a village or a town or a city. He ordered for a dam that had two million litres of water in it. Right. To be drained. Okay. And there's one sole reason why he ordered for that to happen. Yeah.

Because he dropped his phone in it. Oh. Okay. So he drops his phone. Yeah. Oh. Okay. So he drops his phone into the dam and then he orders the people who work there drain the whole thing, so pretty much wasting two million litres of water. It doesn't seem good in a climate crisis. Yeah.

It doesn't seem like the best thing to do. He said that it was warranted because the device held sensitive government data. And in a statement to local media, he said that he was forced to drain the water to get the phone back because he was worried if it fell into the wrong hands. Damn. He's in big trouble. Yeah, he would be in big trouble. Because I'm like.

If Helica's work would have, if he just explained it to them, they would have just given him a new phone. Because, yeah. Because it would be cheaper than draining the dam. I mean, as if the phone, like, I wonder if he found it. Is two million litres a lot? It's a lot of water. Is it?

I think so. How much water does a swimming pool hold? I'm pretty sure, yeah, 2 million litres of water. So essentially 100,000 litres could irrigate 1,500 acres of land. So put that into perspective. Yeah, yeah. It's about 61,000 litres in the average swimming pool. Yeah, it's a lot of water.

It's a lot. And apparently- It's fine to be buggered too. It wouldn swimming pool. Yeah, it's a lot of water. It's a lot. And apparently- It's fine to be buggered too. It wouldn't work. No, of course it wouldn't. You know how high a dam is? Yeah, they're not waterproof down to like- It would have been-

They're not waterproof under 2 million litres of water. No, no. And the area's going through a drought. Yeah. What an idiot, honestly. I always wonder how dumb people get like big jobs like that. Yeah, how do they fall into that? And then I look in the mirror and I'm like, oh, easier than you think.

There you go. Fake it till you make it, everybody. Yep. Did you see they've had the Airline Excellence Awards? No, I missed the Airline Excellence Awards. I mean, I always look forward to seeing. When are we going to attend this year? I wish. When are we going to attend this year? I wish.

When are we hoping to go? I wish. I'd love to get an invite to the Airline Excellence Awards. It's been held. They've awarded the different airlines in the different categories. Do you want to know how things panned out this year? Yeah. Okay.

What's the hottest airline in the world? Well, they've got different categories. So let's just start with they've kicked it off with best first class. Oh, yeah. I've never flown first class. Yeah. But apparently this airline has the best first class if you're going to fly first class. Can I guess?

Yes. Emirates. No. Singapore Airlines. Really? Yeah. Apparently best first No, Singapore Airlines. Really? Yeah, apparently best first class in the game at the moment. Emirates have got that one. I've seen it on some people's Instagram.

Emirates is pretty good. Where you can put the walls up and you basically have a room on the plane and you and your partner can have a double bed. How good. In first class. So nice. And there's a shower room. You can go and have a shower in the bathroom.

Yeah, you just have to give up your firstborn child to be able to get a flight. Yeah, correct. Get one of those seats. Speaking of Emirates, they have picked up an award. They picked up best. Nicest hats. No. They picked up best premium economy for Emirates.

But we've skipped over best business class. That was Qatar Airways Yeah I flew on Qatar Not in business class But on my honeymoon Yes How was it?

Lovely airline They edit the movies They're one of those They do They take out anything that's like of homosexual nature Anything sexual Or premarital Or like all that stuff

Yeah The movies are censored And you don't know that it's been censored, but there's no obvious point. My wife was watching that Kate Winslet, Idris Elba one, where they're stuck on the mountain after the plane crash. Oh, you know, why is she watching that movie when she's on a plane? Great question.

But that whole movie is building towards this like. Crescendo where they hook up. This climax and they do the thing and i when we landed i haven't seen it and i said to luce how was the movie she goes yeah it's good just nothing really happened yeah because they took it out didn't really go anywhere and then we realized they'd cut out the sex scene so oh got it you spend the whole time watching a movie yeah miss the best part it It's all foreplay, no action. Speaking of Qatar, they also picked up best catering. Oh, yeah, okay.

So they've done really well. Best cabin crew went to Virgin Australia slash Virgin Atlantic. Okay, yeah. Best in-flight entertainment. In New Zealand. Went to Emirates. Oh, okay. Best lounges, as in like, you know, the fancy. Kudu lounge. Best lounges.

As in like the fancy. Kudu lounge. Kudu lounge. Qantas lounge. That type of thing. It went to Qantas. The Qantas lounge. Best lounges went to Qantas.

And the last one, best economy class. Drum roll, please. And New Zealand. Yes! We got one! We got one! We got one! We have the best POVO class, I mean economy class, in the entire world.

They do have a good economy class, I must say. Yeah. Flying economy class on Air New Zealand is like flying... Premium economy on... On other airlines. Yeah. Let's not name another airline in case they're listening. Or something.

Please can we have some free flights? Please. Free in Clint Show's brought to you by KFC You can try the new Zinger Stinger deal right now It's only available on delivery With KFC Have you seen this new research

That has been commissioned By Trade Me No Quite unusual Oh this is the breakup thing Yeah Have you seen it Have you seen the stats on it

Yeah I didn't read the stats Is it legit I don't feel like stats. Is it legit? I don't feel like it's legit. I feel like they just want to sell us a box of crap. Well, probably. But, I mean, they can't say they've done research and say it's, you know,

they have to have done it. All right, lay the facts on me. So the facts are apparently 42%, so that's nearly half of 20 to 40-year-olds have suffered a breakup in the last three years. Oh, that's brutal. That's massive numbers. Yeah. And I mean when you think about the last three years.

20 to 40. 20 to 40-year-olds. 20 to 30, I would understand. Yeah. But you're meant to be safe from breakups when you're in your 30s, aren't you? Yeah, well, that's what they say. You've got to keep on your toes. Unless you're not investing in your 30s, aren't you? Yeah, well, that's what they say. You've got to keep on your toes.

Unless you're not investing in your marriage. Exactly. Yeah, 20 to 40-year-olds, 42%. And apparently 53% were bought new technology to help soften the blow of the breakup. Like what? Treat themselves to a new phone? Like a new phone or maybe probably a PlayStation 5 that they were never allowed to have. That they weren't allowed?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe. I'm thinking that. 50% were sparked a splash out on new homewares. Love that. Which always makes you feel nice. Updates your space. Yeah, like a new rug or some pillows or whatever.

Get that shitty old boyfriend rug out of your house right now. Exactly right. Smells like him. 48% were inspired to fit out their home with fresh furniture as well. Love that. So Trade Me have released these breakup starter packs that you can purchase. I saw Lily McManus is like the face of this.

Is she the face of breakups? Yeah. Does she have a lot of breakups? Well she was I mean famously on The Bachelor Twice. Twice and on her season she came No three times. Was she on it three times? She was on

The Bachelor as a bachelorette. She was on The Bachelorette as The Bachelorette and she was on The Bachelorette as The Bachelorette. And she was on an All Stars international version of The Bachelor as well. You're so right. Representing New Zealand. She is the face of breakups. Yeah.

She's like, I actually want to be the face of relationships, but I keep having to break up with people. I love Lily. She's great. So they've released these breakup starter packs that you can buy. One is catered to working out. So it has stuff like home gym equipment. Yeah, revenge body breakup.

Yeah, dumbbells, that type of thing. The other one is like a relaxed starter pack. So it's got like, I think it's got Crocs in it. Oh, yeah. Gaming stuff. Self-care. That type of vibe. Yeah.

The other one is an R18 approach. So all your naughty treats. Oh-care. That type of vibe. The other one is an R18 approach. So all your naughty treats. DIY. Power tools. Literally. Power tools. Literally. DIY. And the last one is called Moving On and it features brand new furniture, homewares, a Samsung

smart TV. What sort of breaker-upper are you? Are you a revenge body? Super sloth? eat your feelings, or like a reinvent your space yourself kind of person? I think I'm a combo. At first I'm a super sloth for a little bit, and then I hate to admit it, but I'm a revenge body type. I'm a revenge body.

Are you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The only time I've ever been ripped in my life, directly after my last breakup. I know, and it's never for yourself. It's to make other people. It's never for the right reasons. Yeah, it's never for the right reasons.

Anyway, if you want to purchase one, they're $1,500. No thanks. And you can bid from Tuesday. No thanks. Yesterday they started. I know, $50. Well, one of them's going to Samsung Smart TV. Break out with your bank as well.

Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday bang. All right, let's do some birthday banging for a Thursday. Let's kick it off with you, Megan. G'day. G'day.

How are you? Good, mate. How's your day been? Oh, yeah, not bad. Loves a Friday. Loves a Thursday, mate. What are you up to? Wait. Oh, Thursday. I bad. Love's a Friday. Love's a Thursday, mate. What are you up to? Wait, hold on.

Oh, Thursday. I hope you haven't organised anything for tomorrow. It's not weekend, all right? Yeah, you get the Monday off, not the Friday. Megan's already taken the Friday off. Oh, shit, Megan. All right, what's your birthday? 8th of September, 1991. Okay. All right, what's your birthday? 8th of September, 1991.

Okay. All right, Megan, you were 16 in 2007, and on the 8th of September, this would have been number one. Oh, stop it. What a ripper. It's a bit sad, but, like, I'll still sing it at karaoke. All right, all right. We're just... When did you start drinking, honestly? It's a bit sad, but I'll still sing it at karaoke. All right. All right.

When did you start drinking? Honestly. We're going to put her on hold and we're going to move. Oh, my lanta. Swiftly along to Sophie. Hi, Sophie. Hi, Sophie. Hello.

Sophie, please, no swearing. You need to be a good girl. Do you know what day of the week it is, Sophie, today? It's Thursday. Yeah, you're off to a ripper. We're already off to a bit of a start. Sophie, tell us your birthday. 23rd of September, 1998.

All right, that means, Sophie, you were 16 in the year 2014. And on your 16th birthday, this would have been number one. Because the players are going to play, play, play, play, play. And my hands are going to hate, hate, hate, hate. Huge birthday banger. Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift. Are you a fan? I'm such a big fan of T-Swizzle.

Yeah. Oh, perfect then. Okay, great. Wait there. We'll do one more birthday banger for Hoti. Kia ora, Hoti. G'day, Hotai. G'day.

Oh, Hotai. I'm sorry. Hotai. Hotai, my bad. Hello, my friend. How's your week been? Oh, it's. I'm sorry. Hotay. Hotay, my bad. Hello, my friend. How's your week been? Oh, it's been pretty good. Not too bad?

Excellent. Well, let's top it off with a birthday banger. What's your birthday? The 3rd of February, 1999. All right. That means you were 16 in 2015. And Hotay, this is your birthday banger. Ellie Goulding, Love Me Like You Do.

From the Fifty Shades movie. Are you a fan, Hotay? Well, I don't know. Maybe. No, that's a no. And it's okay. Because, you know, the birthday banger chooses you. You don't choose the birthday banger, unfortunately.

And it's okay because I think we're definitely going to choose Fergie. Yeah. Are we on board? Yes. As long as Megan doesn't swear. Megan. It's not really bad. It's really good.

Okay, can you? It won our birthday banger party in Christchurch, remember? Yeah, you just won. Okay, Megan, congratulations. Oh, my God, thanks. Hey, I'm not going to swear, but I am excited. We can tell. Well, we can deal with that.

Bree and Clint. We have a couple of code words on this show which allow us to talk about things that, you know. A little bit sensitive. A little bit sensitive. For young ears. One of those words is indoor gardening. And I got a DM from someone recently saying, bro, I've been Googling indoor gardening and I cannot find out what it is. I keep getting presented with mid-century homes that have those gardens at the bottom

of the staircases. What, do they not know what we were talking about? No. So every now and then we need to do a refresher. Indoor gardening is activities. That adults do with a special friend. Usually indoors. Yeah.

Sometimes outdoors. I don't know how we got to gardening. I don't know where that bit came from. What if it's outdoors? Do we call it outdoor gardening? It doesn't really make sense, does it? It's gardening. Yeah, it's just gardening.

Lucky we never talk about actual gardening. Yeah. That'd be so confusing. Anyway, we're all on board. We know what we're talking about. Yeah, I know what we're talking about. Good, because there's information out today that says young people are indoor gardening a hell of a lot less than previous generations were.

Really? Yeah. They're doing everything less less they're not drinking as much they're um living with their parents for longer so they're moving out less and they're not indoor gardening as much what what are the stats on it so the number of young adults who were going without it, that number was going up even before COVID. Really? It's really easy to go, oh, lockdowns have screwed everything. Nah, it was already going up. So the number of young adults who weren't doing it in 2011

was about 22% of 18 to 30-year-olds. They said, nah, I've had none in the last 12 months. In 12 months? Yeah Does that include, you know, DIY, indoor gardening? No, no, no This is a human to human connection I was going to say, because that's bad for your health

Oh, you'd pop Yeah So in 2011, 22% of 18 to 30s hadn't done it in a year Okay In 2019, that went up to 29%. That's quite a big jump. In 2021, that went up to 38%. Yeah, well, they couldn't see anyone.

No, but that was the end of it. It was after the thing. Well, yeah, I guess. There was big lockdowns in some areas in 2021. Almost 40% of people hadn't done it in a year. Jeez, that's like a massive jump that's like double yeah uh single people saw the most dramatic change they're having it way less than people in relationships which uh that's a win for people in relationships we still got it it used to be

single people used to be single people doing it way more than people in relationships people in relationships listening right now going your your data's off, bro. Yeah. Depends how long the relationship is. So why? Why are young people, why are people aged 18 to 30 doing it less? I reckon I know. There's a range of reasons.

Can you guess any of them? I reckon the main one, and judging from other articles I've read over the last however long, is Gen Zers don't, I mean, sleep around as much. They're not having like flings. They're not as promiscuous. Yeah, I think so. They want like a deeper connection. They want a relationship, that type of thing.

So, you know. Possibly. That's not what this research said though. Really? The four things they put it down to were an increased use of phones and video games. Really? Grim, eh? Yeah.

Well, people going on their phone in bed instead of talking to their partner. God, must be good bloody TikToks if you're opting for the TikTok rather than that. God, what's your TikTok algorithm? I need some of that in my life. I'm dropping in. Jeez. Wish you'd drop into me. Yeah.

No, wait. Young people have delayed getting into serious relationships because they're too stressed about money and buying a house and things like that. So that. Stress doesn't help. That pushes it out. Easy access to naughty video sites. Oh, there's so much out there.

They're self-serving. Yeah. And they also noted that there's been a huge rise in Gen Zers who identify as asexual. Literally hundreds of thousands of people now identifying as asexual. Really? That's one I never thought. Yeah, no, I did not even think about that. But maybe, you know, as time goes on,

people are more comfortable figuring that out about themselves. I don't know. Maybe indoor gardening is not cool anymore. Oh, no. It's like the side part. Maybe it's 2G. It's gone into the same category. Skinny jeans.

Skinny jeans side part and indoor gardening. Oh, no. Bree and Clint. At the start of the week, you were talking about how the other day you were at lunch with a friend. Yeah. And you accidentally picked up his wallet by mistake because you guys have the exact same wallet.

Yeah, I came home with two wallets. The exact same one. You're like, what the hell? I don't mean they're identical like shape or colour. They're the same wallet. Same brand, everything. Yeah, and then you had to try and get his wallet back to him. Yeah.

And my mum was listening to the show and she called me up the other day and she goes, I did that one time. Did she? But it wasn't with a wallet. It was with something else and it was a complete stranger. Okay. And so I thought we'd get her on. G'day, Mama Di.

Hi, guys. How are you going? Hey, Di. Good to hear from you. We'd love to hear the story, Mum, of when you stole from a stranger. I'm renowned in Stanthorpe now for this. It's all over town. Okay.

Well, I went shopping at Woolworths like I do and did all my shopping and then I jumped in the car, went into my bag and I drove out and I had two sets of car keys. One was completely, I don't know what it was or where it had come from. I had no idea. So it wasn't. So the second set of keys that were in your bag weren't like the exact same as your keys. It wasn't for the same type of car. No, no, Brianna, but it had keys on it, so it had a few on it like mine.

So, come on guys. No, you come on. Your car keys feel like your car keys when they're in your hand. Yeah. Like your brain recognises the weight and the shape and the key ring and everything like that. And the logo on the car key. Mate, I was shopping for a dinner, so I was really rushed. Okay. So I didn't really think about it. So anyway, I looked in the car keys and it had the Ford emblem on it,

you know, and it's from our local Ford dealer in town and I know them very well. Okay. Small local town, everyone knows everyone? Yeah. Yeah. So I thought, okay, everyone knows everyone? Yeah. Yeah. So I thought, okay, I'll pop down to these guys, drop these kids in, and I've still got no idea how I ended up with them in my bag.

Do you know if they got back to the rightful owner? No, listen, the story gets better. Okay, sorry, sorry for butting in. Please keep going. Yeah, yeah. So what happened was I dropped them in and they said, oh, look, we don't, you know, but we'll keep our eyes open or whatever. So anyway, two days later, I get a phone call from the Ford guys. Well, actually not the Ford guys, from the lady who owned the car.

Right. And said, I believe you've got my car key. And I had no idea who this lady was. And I said, can I ask no idea who this lady was and I said can I ask you who are you and I've got no idea where I got these keys from and she said well do you remember up at the plaza when you finished shopping you bought some raffle tickets she said my car keys were sitting on the bench and you picked them up and threw them in your bag thinking that they were your car keys. And what the worst thing about it was this woman could not drive home.

She lives 25 kilometres out of town. She had to stay with a friend for two nights because it was all her keys from her house. Oh, my God. Die. That's my favourite bit of the story. She's just at the local plaza trying to do a fundraiser, probably raising money for a very worthy charity.

You've already nicked her car keys. Oh, God. So now whenever she sees me, she does a wide berth and tells everybody, just watch your car keys because this woman steals them. I can't believe it. Oh, magpie dye Tomasel. How funny that this woman had to stay at a friend's house for two nights

because you'd licked her car keys. Well, I don't think she found it very funny. No, I wouldn't have either, to be honest. But the funny part was she thought she'd lost them. Yeah. Oh, God. Well, there you go. You and me cut from the same cloth, Di.

I've got no leg to stand on in this conversation. I took my best mate's wallet. Yeah, and he spent all the money in it. Oh, you had a lot more of an advantage than me. I should have found out where she lived. Yeah, you should have nicked her car. Took her for a joyride. Brie and Clint, thanks, Mum and Di her for a joyride. Brie and Clint, thanks mum and dad.

See you mum. Brie and Clint. I was reading five signs that your partner might be cheating today. I saw this on the Herald. Yeah. And it's not an expert opinion.

It's somebody's opinion. But we can chew over these and see if we agree with them or not. Yeah, I'm always interested in what people think. You've caught a cheater before? Have I?

Didn't you? Oh, one time before have i didn't you oh one time you said you camped outside their house oh yeah you went full stalker mode and like slept outside their house to catch them i threw a slurpee at their car it wasn't my best moment so let's have you uh if any of these things tipped you off to the cheating here's five signs that your partner might be cheating on you the first one is that they hide their phone from you. Yep. Such a big one. On one hand, I'm like, dead giveaway. But on the other hand, I'm like, oh, they could be organizing a surprise party for you.

That too. That too. They could be planning to propose to you and they don't want you to see the invoice come in from the jewelry store where they bought the ring. Or they're messaging their friend about ideas of what to do. Like, there is multiple things. I reckon so many people have been accused of cheating when they're organising a surprise for their partner. Yeah.

My partner got so antsy in the lead up when I organised her 30th birthday and I was like, oh my god, just relax. Please. This is for you. Okay, second sign that your partner might be cheating on you is a change in their indoor gardening drive. Oh, and how much they want it.

And how much they want to do indoor gardening. Is it because they're saying they'd get it somewhere else? It says all of a sudden they start setting up a pillow barrier in their bed between the two of you. Come on. That's a sign that they might be doing things. A pillow barrier. You never put the pillow barrier in place? No.

I use the pillow barrier to keep the ladies off me all the time. I'm in there in the pillow fort. I'm like, ain't no lady getting inside this fort. My wife's like, please sleep in the spare bed. I was going to say, I think it's the other way. I don't think you're organizing the pillow fort. Yeah, I'm trying to storm the fort. I think you're on the organising the pillow fort. Yeah, I'm trying to storm the fort. I think you're on the other side of the fort.

Number three, they start splashing the cash around. These are signs that they could be cheating on you. Why? They start splashing the cash around on themselves. Oh, like bettering their appearance or like buying new clothes, that type of vibe. New smellies, new shoes. All of a sudden their car is really clean

and they never used to keep a really clean car before. That's such a good one. Who are you trying to impress? Who are you trying to impress? Because it's not me. It's not me. Why are you going to clean car all of a sudden? You haven't tried to impress me for the last six years.

I like clean cars. Never put me in a clean car. I feel like that's a massive telltale sign. These are the signs your partner could be cheating on you. Could is important, by the way. Could. Please don't go to your partner with this information because they've just been through the BP car wash could be cheating on you uh could is important by the way could please don't go to your partner with this information because i've just been through the bp car wash and be like you're cheating you're a cheater number four they share way too many details with you it says if someone is telling the truth about where they're going and what they're doing

chances are they'll just give you a small brief description they'll just be like oh i'm going to have lunch with david if they're trying to hide or conceal the truth they will give you heaps of details because they're trying to paint a picture of the story in their own mind they're trying to convince themselves of what they're saying so they will go into way too much detail in the hopes that you'll believe it too yeah so it'll sound like this um i'm just going to meet David for lunch. You know David. I used to work with David a couple of years ago. His wife, Sherelle, they've got a couple of kids. We're going to that cafe down the road that I think I'm going

to get the bruschetta actually and then maybe some poached eggs. And I'm definitely not going to take my undies off. And I'm definitely, definitely doing that and nothing else. And I might get a latte too. Because I love lattes. You know I love lattes. You know I love lattes. I love them.

The number one sign that your partner might be cheating on you is you think they're cheating on you. If your gut tells you that something is off, it probably is. That's for me when I was dating someone that was cheating on me. My gut was going berserk. Yeah. And I needed proof though. Yeah. You know, like when you need proof.

I knew. I knew. They'll often guess like you and say you're being crazy. They did, yeah. You're being paranoid. Why are you being weird? Why don't you trust me? Oh, settle down.

Like why are you being so crazy? Again, they might not be cheating on you they might be organizing a surprise party but if your gut tells you that something is happening something is definitely happening it's either cheating or a surprise party which would you prefer jeez brian clint sitting brian clint that's new taylor swift it's called hits different is that brand new is that brand new claud, it came out. She released an extended version of the Midnight's album. Fun. Yeah, there you go.

Oh, it's getting me even more excited. If we can go to the Taylor Swift Heiress Tour, hopefully. Do you think you're going to be able to go? If we get tickets, it's going to be tough. Yeah. I believe in you. I have a secret weapon. What's that?

The biggest Taylor Swift fan in New Zealand. Oh, Megan? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hopefully she will have her insights as to how to get tickets. Yeah. It'll be tough. Yeah.

Hey, I came across, I know that you like doing this too. You and I just love to look at different properties that are for sale around the place. Oh, my God. Just for fun. Google now recommends them to me. It, my God. Just for fun. Google now recommends them to me. It just brings up those little scrolling boxes. In any house, I just like to click on them,

and then I like to imagine myself living there. I love to go onto one roof and put in real big price ranges and just see what's out there. Yep. Last week, in my mind, I moved to North Canterbury. Yeah. Found an excellent property. Just, you know, you can dream. Dreams are free. And an ad actually came up for this property that former Deputy PM

Paula Bennett is selling. That's right. She's a real estate agent now. Yeah, she does real estate now and a bunch of other things. But she is actually selling. She has a podcast. Yeah. TV.

She's doing some TV. Yeah. She has actually got a property on her books at the moment that is an island. Oh, I've seen this. Yeah. She's been hocking this island for a bit. Yeah. It must be hard going in the island market at the moment. Well, I think, you know, it's quite a unique piece of land, isn't it? Yeah.

It's quite a unique property. Yeah. Where is it? It's in the Hodaki Gulf. Okay. Just outside of Auckland. Yeah. But do you want the details?

Yes, please. And then maybe there's someone listening that'll be into it. So the island is nearly 24 hectares. Yeah. It's been on the market since the beginning of March. I believe it has a small batch on the island. Yeah. So not a massive. That's been on the market since the beginning of March. I believe it has a small batch on the island. Yeah. So not a massive.

That's helpful. Yeah, so not a massive house or anything. What's the name of the island? Motu Kiti Kiti, I think. Motu Kiti Kiti. Kiti Kiti, I think, the name of the island. It's 15 minutes from Auckland by helicopter. Okay, I'm out.

It's been in the same family since 1907. Here it is. It's got a two-bedroom batch on the property, its own generator and water supply, three private beaches. Oh, my God, it's massive. I'm looking at it now. It's huge. Yeah.

It's huge. Do you want to know how much it is? It's covered in native bush. It's stunning. It's beautiful, absolutely beautiful. The beaches are amazing. Yeah. And you can get all of this.

Yeah. From Paula Bennett. From Paula Bennett. Former Prime Minister. For the low, low price of $12 million. Oof. Well, I mean, you know. So if you use your KiwiSaver and you go to the bank of mum and dad

for a bit of a loan. And then use 50 other people's KiwiSavers without their knowledge. And you negotiate it down a bit because, you know, it's a tough market out there. Things aren't moving. Offer them 10. Yeah. without their knowledge. And you negotiate it down a bit because, you know, it's a tough market out there. Things aren't moving. Off of them 10. Yeah.

You still wouldn't even be able to afford the helicopter ride out to the island to view the property. Yeah, so it might be out of our price range. But, hey, someone is going to buy it. I already live on an island, the North Island. It's fine. I've already got my island, okay? It's time to play what's the plot once upon a time there was a girl she was smart debatable talented athletic not really but picking a movie title based on just the plot line that she can do br Bree and Clint's What's The Plot?

It's our weekly movie guessing game where you take Bree, our movie buff, on to see who can guess movies the fastest. If you get two of them correct first, today you will win $400 cash. Oh, we're getting up there now into the monies, aren't we? Yeah. That's a good amount of money to win.

Johnny, you'd be happy with $400 cash today, wouldn't you? Too right, man. Too right. I just want to say I really love the intro for this segment. Do you? It's really cool. Oh, thanks, Johnny. It's lovely. Somebody put a lot of effort into that intro. And they're very talented. They will appreciate being recognised. Okay, Johnny,

how old are you? I'm 37. 37? Okay. How old are you, Bree? 33. Today's movies are all about old people. Oh. So older than both of you. Okay. Okay?

Neither of you qualify as old by these movies' standards. So they're not old movies. No. They're about old people. The movie's about old people. Okay, got it. How this works, Johnny, is I will start reading a plot line to a movie. As soon as you think you know what it is, buzz in with your name and have a guess.

If you get two plots right first, you're going to win the cash, okay? All right. Good luck, Johnny. Here we go, guys. Movie number one in What's the Plot? It's all about old people. A billionaire and a car mechanic are complete strangers until fate lands

them in the same hospital room. The men find they have two things in common. Brie. Bucket list? The bucket list is correct. No! From 2007. Fun fact. Do you know the movie The Bucket List

invented the term bucket list? I only learned that like a couple of months ago. It wasn't a thing. So everyone talks about ticking things off their bucket list. Yeah. The movie invented the term in 2007. I still can't wrap my head around that. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Johnny, you're still in this, but you are going to need to get the next one correct. Okay? Okay. Yeah. Got it. Got it, for sure.

Movie number two, about old people. A young, uptight lawyer. Johnny. Johnny. Is it Cocoon? No, it's not Cocoon. I mean, it's a good guess though, Johnny. It's a good guess.

Vintage 90s film reference there. Cocoon, no. Johnny, that was brilliant. I like it. I like it. I've never watched it. My nan had Cocoon on VHS. Cocoon? No. Johnny, that was brilliant. I like it. I like it. I've never watched it. My nan had Cocoon on VHS, but we never watched it. It looked way too weird.

Yeah, my nan always talked about it too. No, it's not Cocoon. I'll carry on. A young, uptight lawyer is one week away from marrying his boss's controlling daughter, putting him on the fast track for a partnership at his firm. Tricked by his grandfather, he finds himself driving a foul-mouthed old man. Brie. Bad Grandpa. Bad Grandpa is

not correct. You've got the right movie. You said the name of the movie wrong. Do you want to have a free guess, Johnny? It's not Bad Santa. No, it's not Bad Santa. It's Dirty Grandpa. Oh, come on!

Okay, we'll keep going. Movies about old people. A 78-year-old balloon salesman is about to... Brie. Up. Up's correct, yeah. Sorry, Johnny. Not your day today, mate.

But you've got 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Oh, sweet. And you made a great funny on the radio. So, you know, it's a win-win. And we've got a copy of my Nan's VHS of Cocoon in the mail to you too. Oh, can I have that? Because no one else wants it. Oh, you have to fight Bree for it.

Thanks, Johnny. Thanks, Johnny. Bree and Clint, you're on ZM. We're back straight after this. Bree and Clint. Bree, you know how you pride yourself on cracking Rita Ora impersonation? Well, hello there. It's me, Rita Ora.

I just wanted to say a quick hello before I pop down to Eden Park and play at the Rugby World Cup. Was that me? That was you, yeah. Are you sure? I've always maintained it needs a bit of work, but you, no, you're steadfast. You say it's very accurate. I thought, let's settle this once and for all.

Please welcome to the show the one and only Rita Ora. Honestly, I'm not against that impression. Are you? Is this real? This is real. Hi, Rita. Oh, my God. It's you, Rita Ora.

You're named after my favorite cheese. Oh, my God. I'm so incredibly embarrassed. You have no idea, but I'm trying to keep my cool. It's nice to meet you. What a good surprise. Well done, you guys, for pulling this one out the bag. Bree tried to stitch me up when you were here in Aotearoa, New Zealand,

for the World Cup with a fake Rita Aura interview. So I thought I'd get her back with a real Rita Aura interview. Well, you know what? You've done well, but you've got me now. You've got me. You want something done right, you've got me now. You've got me. You want something done right, you've got to do it yourself. That's what I always say. Oh, shut up, you. Oh my god, I can't

believe you just played my Rita Ora impression to Rita Ora. I know. Hello, yeah, it's me, Rita. I just wanted to say that it's really nice to meet you. That was a really good impression of me, actually. We definitely won't play it again. Don't worry. Well, hello, it's me, Rita Ora. impression of me actually we definitely won't play it again don't worry oh my god i love you so much and i apologize profusely it's all right it's all right how you guys doing we're good hey

congratulations on the upcoming new album and all of the new music as well praising you as such a banger thank you i'm so excited about it um our boy taika directed the music video for the song as well i know now being a half new zealander i feel like it's just like obvious to get taika to do as many videos as possible it's pretty handy to have an avengers level director available for your music videos right yeah do you know what it's just nice to collaborate with someone that you trust and to be honest like this song was really inspired by the original video so it wasn't a lot of thought behind it we were just like how do we incorporate like the OG video and bring it into 2023 so we kind of just went for it and I'm happy it worked out it's like a little mini movie so it's really cool. I want to ask Rita when are we going to see

you and Taika down here in New Zealand again because we love having you here it's always such a buzz having you guys in the country. You know, as soon as I can. Maybe we'll do a Christmas or a New Year's there for sure. If you need a stand-in for any, like, appearances that you can't do, hello, it's me, Rita Ora, here for the appearance. I'll take the cash-free money now, please. No, we're going to need to work on that, I think.

You've really got comfortable with Rita Ora fast, haven't you? You've gone from please don't play her my impressions to doing it to her face. I want New Zealand to feel like I'm just one of them. When you see me walking down the street, say hi. I feel like you're one of my good friends already. You're such a good bitch. Yeah, I love you.

That's so nice. Thanks. Well, listen, let's try and grab a drink when I'm back, when I'm there. Yes, please. Careful, Rita. Okay, just be careful what you're signing yourself up for. Don't give me, like, weird fan vibes. Like, just be my friend.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You can do that, eh? I'll check my calendar. I might be busy, but we'll see if we can figure it out. Literally, Rita, Channing Tatum followed Brie on Instagram once, and we flew all the way to Los Angeles to find him. So there's no weird vibes on this show whatsoever.

We're so chill and cool. Yeah, we're really chill. I might have to rethink that invite. But look, I'm so grateful that I'm able to come on this show and just basically say thanks for the support. Like, you guys have really been playing my music, and I'm really grateful for that, and it's really nice to hear that. So thanks.

The pleasure is all ours, Rita. Oh, before you go, she's done you. Did you want to attempt a Brie Thomas-Ellen impersonation or? I mean, attempt. I can't. Not really. I think I need to perfect it. Maybe even just try True Blue Ritchie Ditch.

True Blue Ritchie Ditch. That'll do it. That's Rita Ora, everybody. Hi, guys. What a gooditch. That'll do it. That's Rita Ora, everybody. All right, guys. What a good bitch. See you, Rita. Thank you, Rita Ora. See you later, Rita.

Are you guys shitting me? I love how even when she was on the screen, Brie was like, nah, this is just a video. This is just a video. I'm sweating from every part of my body. I've got the biggest sweat mustache. Did that just happen? Man, she's a good sort, eh?

I am obsessed with her. Well, there you go. Brand new Rita Ora's album is out on July the 14th. I hate you guys. I can't believe that just happened. Brie and Clint. And that's us. We're out of here We are dressed

To the nines We're looking fresh Looking our absolute best Like this is the best We can look This is it Did you realise that This is us peaking

It doesn't get better than this And people are like Why do they look so good So expect a bombardment Of Instagram photos from us Because when you look good You have to take a photo I mean it's standard

We're going to the New Zealand Radio Awards So wish us luck For tonight bombardment of Instagram photos from us because when you look good, you have to take a photo. I mean, it's standard. We're going to the New Zealand Radio Awards. So wish us luck for tonight and for tomorrow morning, tomorrow afternoon. Yeah, tomorrow afternoon's show is going to be a loose one. So if that's a bit of you, tune in for that. We'll be live from the floor tomorrow. Oh, can we actually broadcast from the floor?

That'd be fun. Have a great night, everybody. We'll catch you guys back on the Brand Clint Show tomorrow. See you later. Bye, guys. Play ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC.

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