ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 1st March 2023

Episode Date: March 1, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint Podcast. Guys, this is a ripping podcast because if you were hooked yesterday trying to find out what this freaking song was that was stuck in my head for four weeks, we may or may not have an answer on today's podcast okay we do we crack it don't string them along we crack it no we do and it's on today's podcast and uh if it's been frustrating you you will get answers claude what's this um i want to enlist the podcast listeners help because i also while i was trying to figure out what breeze song was this melody popped into

my head and it's just playing repeat and I can't figure out what it is. So I just wanted to enlist the podcast listeners help because it's driving me nuts. It's been 24 hours and I've had enough. All right. What's Claude's song? Does that sound familiar? Oh, I know that. I know that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. I know that. I know that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. I know it. I know it. I listened to that song. Do you actually know what it is? Yeah. I've heard that song too.

No. No. Let me go to my Spotify's. Let me go to Clint's hot and steamy playlist. I'd sung it so many times that that voice in the background singing with me was Ella. She didn't know what it was, but she's like, yeah, we're doing it. I can also hear the TV playing. Yeah.

It's kind of throwing me. Yours is not. It's not. No, it's not that one. No, it's not. Oh, that was close, though. It's driving me nuts, though. And all I have is that one piece that plays on loop

yeah and then something happens oh no you've done it to me oh i hate you hopefully someone knows what it is And then we can just put this to rest and never talk about these things again Someone will Holy shit I've just seen something That has blown my freaking mind Yeah Do you know Easter Island

With the big statues I was thinking of Christmas Island. You were thinking of a different island. But Easter Island, yes, the one with the big head statues. They all got damaged. When did they? They had a fire on the island and a lot of them got scorched like irreparably, yeah. How would they get

their rocks? Yeah, I know. But they're carved rocks. They're not. Anyway, apparently, I've just seen this on a random post on Facebook. It says, Easter Island's monumental stone heads are well known, but there's more to the story. All along, the sculptures have secretly had torsos. Buried beneath the earth,

archaeologists have documented 887 of the massive statues known as Moai. Wait, there's that many of them? But there may be as up to as many of a thousand of them on the island. What? I thought there was like seven of them. Yeah, apparently there's like a thousand. And they reckon they're like under the earth. You know you're getting your news from Facebook, eh?

Yeah, it's not bad. This was an issue during the pandemic. Yes, it was. You know who's a really good person to follow on Facebook? David Attenborough. Oh, yeah? I get such good stuff from him. He's a trusted source.

Yeah. There's really good stuff from him that comes up. He's a bit heavy on the global warming stuff, though. Yeah, look, if you can get past that, I mean, it is a little bit of a downer sometimes. Obviously. Obviously, I'm kidding. No, you're not.

My friend once wrote him a letter and got a handwritten letter back. No. No. You know Betty White used to write everyone handwritten letters back? That's what killed her. Oh.

No, it didn't. Arthritis. It did not. Don't say those types of things. Definitely did it. Well, I just won't say those types of things. Definitely did it. Well, I just won't say anything then. Yeah, that's all you've got. Well, don't sulk about it now.

No, it's fine. No, well, don't sulk. No, it's fine. Yeah, David Attenborough. Go follow him. I did some searching when I last thought of when my friend wrote David Attenborough a letter and I found an address that you can write to him. And I also found one for Dolly Parton,

and I'm really tempted to give it a go. Oh, my God, we should. It might take 20 years to get a reply. Should we all pick one person and then each write a letter and see who gets a reply? Whoever gets a reply first wins. Although some of them want you to send a pre-packaged, like a posted stamp already on an envelope

so they can send it back. Right, right. Which is hard when you're not in the country. If you're sending it to England, you can't put an England stamp to get it back here. Yeah, but you can put New Zealand stamps on. Does that work? Yeah, I think so. If you're sending... Can I put some

coins in a bag and send it? See, that's admin for them. That's a lot of admin. It's already a lot of admin. Asking for a handwritten letter, you know? Here's some shitty New Zealand shrapnel. Please go to the post office and buy some stamps to write

me back. She would though. Love Claudia. With love. Remember that time I fangirled so hard the first time we had Michelle Visage come into the studio and I went and bought her gifts? Did you? You had the records? You bought her the records? What was I thinking? Did you give her the perfume or did you wear the perfume? No, I gave and bought her gifts. Did you? What was I thinking? Did you give her the perfume or did you

wear the perfume? No, I gave it to her. I bought her, because she loves Madonna's her all-time favourite artist, so I went and bought her a bunch of vintage Madonna records. That's pretty cool. Yeah, they were pretty cool. I tried to figure out if she had them or not, but I couldn't, so I just bought her the coolest

one. You didn't buy me presents when I first got here. Yeah, I did. Did you not get them? No, they must be in the mail. Oh, they must be in the mail room. Hey, Claude, nice hat. Oh, thanks, bro. That's all I've got.

I gave her my secondhand hat. Because my firsthand hat got damaged and then lost. Wait, that's not one of the new ones that we got. No, no, no. I was going to say. You told me you love those hats. I wore it yesterday. Thank you very much.

I noticed. I just didn't say anything. It was the climbing one. It was really cool. It's the climbing one. Let's go. Here comes the podcast. Yeehaw.

I'm coming in. Well, howdy, the podcast. Yeehaw. Do-do-do-do. Oh. I'm coming in. Well, howdy, pilgrim. The plane edition. ZM3. And Clint. I feel you. Wala-ba-naka, everybody, and welcome to the Bree and Clint show on Treasure Island Finals Day. What is toad? Last night's on Treasure Island Finals Day. What is to?

Last night's episode was truly epic. We got to see who the final three were. If you don't want to know, don't listen. We're going to be talking about it. Oh, it's too late for that. It's too late for that. I mean, it was last night. No, it's everywhere.

It's all over Instagram. It is everywhere. All I'll say, there's no fans left. Yeah. Turns out the faves have got what it takes, and it's all faves. I'm not going to give it away. Someone in the ZDM office came up to me today, and this is how they phrased the question,

because they know who wins. Right. And up until an hour ago, I didn't. And they came up to me and they said, oh, Clint, so you know that such and such wins Treasure Island? Why would you say that to me? No, I didn't. And why would you phrase the question like that?

Like, why would the question not be, Clint, do you know who wins Treasure Island? No, I've managed to keep that thing not in my brain. I've managed to not figure it out or hear who it is for like three months. I'd be gutted. Gutted. Hey, Clint, you know that this person wins, right? No, I didn't know.

But thanks for ruining the last however many weeks I've been watching that show. Hey, Clint, I know you haven't seen it yet, but you know that Bruce Willis is a ghost at the end of Sixth Sense, right? What? Oh, now you've ruined that movie for me. Gutted. Let's get into Tradiverse Lady. The scores are 15 to 16 in favour of the ladies just.

Just. Just. It is close. It is a very close race. If you want to have a go this afternoon, you can call now 0800 DIAL ZM. There's $50 cash up for grabs from our wonderful show sponsor KFC. You can have that if you can get through and represent the ladies of the tradies. Bree and Clint.

Time for a round of tradie versus lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus lady. All right, the tradies. 15 wins for the year. Trail the ladies, 16 wins. It is a very tight race. It has never been this close

in the history of tradie versus lady. So close. It has never been this close in the history of Tradiverse Lady. So close. It has never been this back and forth. The tradies have dominated in the past, but this year the ladies have gone, nah, no more. In fact, a lady came up to me at Electric Avenue and she said, Clint, how do I get on this show? For two reasons. One, the ladies have to pull through this year. And two,

my kids keep asking, why the hell have I not been on Tradiverse Lady? Where is she? Get her on. I can't. She has to get through fair and square. That's what I told her. Hopefully she's listening right now and this gives her the push. Yeah.

Lady whose name I definitely remember. This could be her right here. Let's go to her first. She's 49. She is a metal detectorist. That is a cool fun fact. She's from Auckland. Welcome to the show, Michelle.

G'day, Michelle. Hey, Michelle, what's the coolest thing you've ever found metal detecting? A couple of wedding rings. Yeah. Heaps of jewellery. Heaps of jewellery. Do you keep it? Do you sell it?

Do you make money out of it? No, I just get bigger over the year, and I just take it into the jeweller and get my rings expanded, you know, made bigger with the jewellery, the gold I find. You just get it added into your ring. That's fascinating. Yeah, well, gold is expensive. Okay, you're taking on our tradies today. They're from Christchurch. They're 22 years old and they were born in Saudi Arabia. Welcome to the show, Nick. G'day, Nick. Hey, guys. How you going?

Good, thanks. How long have you been in New Zealand for? I moved back when I was three, so I've been here since 2003. Yeah, nice. Cool, fun fact, though. Okay, Nick, your buzzer is Trady. Michelle, yours is Lady. Whoever gets three correct first gets 50 bucks from KFC. Good luck to both of you. Here we go,

guys. Question number one. It is the finale of Treasure Island fans versus faves tonight on TV2. Who out of these three people did not compete in this season? Ex-All Black Josh Cronfeld, news presenter Mike McRoberts, or true bliss alum? Yes, Michelle. Mike McRoberts.

Well done. On the money, Michelle. She's clearly been watching since the start. Well done. One point to, Michelle. She's clearly been watching since the start. Well done. One point to the ladies. Question number two. 1883 and 1923 are prequels to what American... Brady.

Yes, Nick. Yellowstone. Well done. That is nice work from you, Nick. It's one apiece. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Sorry.

Yes, Nick. Avril Lavigne. Well done. I don't know how you got it, Nick, being 22, but you're on the money, my friend. That's been embarrassing. You were born the same year as that song, I think. No, Nick, it's super, super punk rock of you.

Here we go. Question number four. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. What colour is chlorophyll? Brady? Michelle? Yes, Michelle. Translucent.

That's a good guess. Nick? I'm going to go with white. We were looking for green. Green, it's the plant matter. We were looking for green. Green. It's the plant matter. Yeah. It is, of course.

Put it over your face if you're trying to kidnap someone. Oh, no, that's chloroform. Michelle. Weird to have an in-depth knowledge of chloroform, though, Michelle, but we won't ask any questions. If I know.

I know the colour of that. Alright, here we go. Still two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number five. What colour is the Powerade flavour Berry Ice? Black. Michelle, just. Blue. Neck?

Red. Yeah. It is red. And that's the win. Well done, Nick from Saudi Arabia. You're the Tradiverse Lady Champion, and you put the scores back to 16 all. Here we go, mate. Beautiful.

Beautiful. Good afternoon on the tools. 50 bucks from KFC. Congratulations. We're asking you about your bad landlord stories after a landlord in Auckland has been fined for timing their tenants' showers. Oh, no. Like they're the dead.

The reason why they could time the showers is that they were standing outside the bathroom window. Yeah, they didn't have a smart water meter or anything. No. They stood outside with a stopwatch. And they were like, you had a 12-minute shower. And they were like, you're outside my house. Let's just clarify, not okay.

I don't care if you own the house. Not okay. Someone said our landlord used to stalk us. She got down and looked under the curtains a few times. Well, that's terrifying. That is terrifying. What about this one? My landlord asked to keep my cat.

And they also charged me $2,000 for exiting the contract early. Oh, they wanted to keep your cat. Imagine they were like, if you want to exit the contract, I need two grand and Mr. Fluffy. Or, you go or. Or.

One or the other. Either or. And they go, cash please. Damn it, the cat was free. My landlord kept my things locked in the garage so that I couldn't leave. Even though I legally could leave, I didn't want to leave

without all my things. Also, he lived in the garage while we flat out in the house. Not okay. What? Not okay. What? Not cool, man. Why? Why is your landlord in the garage? Just to keep an eye on the property. Someone else said, my landlord wouldn't pay $150 for a replacement recycling bin.

When we moved in there, there wasn't one for six months. He told us to go over to the neighbour's house and steal theirs and paint our street numbers on it. What? Not okay. He's literally asking you to commit a crime because he doesn't want to pay the council for a new wheelie. Yeah, I have been meaning to get around to that.

Do you guys think you can steal the neighbours? That'd be good. These stories are wild. No one's willing to come on and talk about it. Isn't that interesting, eh? That no one is willing to sort of put their name to these stories because you do live in fear. Looking for a new flat is is bloody hard and

sometimes it's impossible yeah i know what about you should read out the one about the twenty thousand dollar my previous landlord tried to take us to tribunal for twenty thousand dollars in rent arrears we refused to pay him until he fixed some foul living conditions admittedly not a very good choice on our end oh they, so you were withholding the rent. Yeah. 20 grand worth? But when we went to the tribunal with a counter sue, the landlord tried to bribe us outside the courthouse

to drop our charges because we won the case. Oh, God. Can you imagine this person outside the courthouse being like, look, I think it's all water under the bridge and should we just call it even? By the way, I'm putting the rent up next year. And they're like, we're not staying. We don't want to stay.

We've got one person who wants to talk. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. Hi. First of all, are you safe? And can you talk about your landlord? I can if you give me just one second.

Okay. I'm just calling. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. No, good. Safety first. Safety is the key. She's driving away from the landlord as we speak. I know. Okay. Before

you tell us your story, listen to this text that just came in anonymous. They said we got back from a holiday and our landlord had sold my sister and my bikes and our PlayStation. Don't know if that, you know, is a part of the deal. Anonymous, lay it on us.

What's your bad landlord story? I can top that one, I think. I nearly died because of my landlord. And my daughter almost lost her life as well. Okay. My landlord did the electrical wiring in our property and he was unqualified. Right.

I didn't know that at the time, but when we moved in, there were some wires dangling down from the bathroom heat lamp. Yeah, that's a red flag. I was a bit young to realise that that was a huge problem. I don't know why. He said he was going to replace it

and I just took his word for it. But within two days of moving in, the house completely burnt to the ground with us sleeping in it. No. Anonymous. Okay. Was there working smoke alarms? There was, but the problem was is that we needed a heat detector

because the fire started in the roof cavity above. It was above the smoke alarms. Of course. Oh, my God, that is terrifying. Do you get compensated in a situation like that? No. Funny thing was we just reduced our contents insurance because we were struggling financially.

A month before, we thought, oh, we'll cut down. We went from $120,000 down to $50,000. Oh, anonymous. But the good thing about that, we weren't suspects in the fire. Oh, because you reduced your insurance. Yeah. I'm sorry you went through that. That's an awful situation to have been anonymous.

Hey, anonymous, could this be the same landlord as you had? Someone texted her and said, we started getting electric shocks from our shower when we asked the landlord to fix it. He evicted us. Sounds very similar. I don't think you should be getting electric shocks from the shower. No.

Bree and Clint. Time for the later. From iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Hold on to your wallets, everybody, because Dean McCarthy has news on how much Zendaya is going to get paid for each episode of the new season of Euphoria. Hi, Dean.

Hi, Dean. The new season. Hi, guys. She is so gorgeous and she's now filthy rich. She's going to be taking home $1 million per episode. And if you've ever seen her in the show, you will agree with me, she's worth every cent.

She is so talented, so incredible. And if you've probably seen recently this video of her going around, kind of like going viral on social media of her on a red carpet, did you guys see that this week? She's the hottest thing I've ever seen. I once got a photo with her and I looked like a little rat, like a little rat next to her, this statue of beauty. That's so good.

Are her and Tom Holland still together? I'm pretty sure, yeah. We're still... As soon as they break up, true love doesn't exist. Yeah, right. I believe, like, when I look at their relationship, that is the real deal. Oh, he gives short kings hope everywhere.

It is the Ryan Reynolds, Blake Lively of the next generation. Yeah, I get that. You know? That's one million US, by the way. She can bring that money to New Zealand. That's $1.6 million per episode that she's making. And she's worth it. Wow.

It's not a new thing to happen. It's when your show reaches that level, right? Kaley Cuoco and the cast of your favourite show, The Big Bang Theory, got that. We don't talk about that show on this show. When they got that successful. Let's talk about the other reference. What about when the Friends cast in season 10 of Friends back in the 90s.

Early 2000s. All were getting paid a million dollars each for each episode of season 10. Crazy. Crazy. That was an expensive season. Yeah, there's rumours that that's what Breeze asked for for the next season of Celebrity Treasure Island, Dean. But she wants to be paid in one kg blocks of cheese. I'd take one tenth of that.

What, you'd settle for $100,000? Oh, is that one tenth? You know I'm not good at bloody maths. Fractions are not Bree's strong suit. No. That is the latest with our Hollywood correspondent, Tim McCarthy. Bree and Clint.

We're trying to nail down the best and worst questions to ask on a first date. This is really helpful information because first dates can be difficult. Yeah, they are difficult. They're really hard to have a flowy conversation. You know what's really difficult? And you know, people I take my head off to?

Yeah. People who go on a first date that doesn't involve alcohol. Yeah, that's hard. You know? Like even just a couple. Like two drinks. Even just something to have something between you. Like a prop.

Yeah. Like something to do with your hands. Where, yeah, instead of being like, I don't know what to do with my hands. Yeah, if there's no alcohol, we better be going to an arcade. You know? Oh, this text is so cute. Someone said,

every time you guys talk about dates or dating, I'm just so interested. I'm 36 and have never really been on an actual first date. Okay. We always just met people at house parties or the pub and did some indoor gardening and either started a relationship or moved on. Thank God I got married because dates sound like they're really awkward and hard work. That person, I think, is the quintessential New Zealander from the pre-dating apps era.

From before Tinder. Before Tinder. They're 37. Yeah. So, and if you're married now, highly likely you weren't on the apps. I was never on the apps. And you're right. We didn't date.

You just pashed whoever was the same level of drunkenness as you. And then after you'd pashed them about five times in a row, you're like, you want to be my boyfriend or girlfriend? Okay, good. Let's move on. So let's figure this out. Some people are willing to share their information with us. Let's go to Devanshi

Hi Devanshi What do you reckon is the best Or worst first date question I've got one that's The best and the worst First date question Tell us The best and the worst question is

Do you want tits I reckon that's a lot Let me explain Is the worst question is do you want kids? I reckon that's a lot. Let me explain. It's the best question if you don't want kids, but it's the worst question if you do. Right. If you don't want them, you want to get that out of the way

first date, nice and quick. You don't want to muck around. Yeah. But if you do, you're like, oh my god, that's a really personal thing to ask on the first date. Don't you reckon people who do want kids, especially if they're a bit older, that question's useful for

them on the first date too? Because if they desperately want children, and they might feel like there's a time frame that they need to work towards, they're like, I've got to ask you now, because if you don't want kids, I don't want to mess around with this. Don't you think that's a helpful question for them too? Yeah, I guess

so. Look, I'm going to put my hand up, not to put an age on things, but I feel like that question, kind of okay in your 30s, kind of not in your 20s. Kind of intense in your 20s. Yeah, like if you're 22 and you're going on a first date

and you're like, so do you want kids? Like could be a bit, whoa. Yeah, and what's your five-year plan? Let's go to Carl. Hi, Carl. Hi, Carl. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks.

You've got what you think is the worst question to ask on a first date. Yeah, I probably think the worst question to ask on a first date would be how much money you got. How much money you got? What's your bank account look like? Oh, not good. Have you been asked this question before, Carl?

I haven't been asked that question, fortunately, but I do know somebody that has. No way. On a first date? Yeah. Really? It says a lot about the person who's asking that question, doesn't it? It does.

Oh, it does. It really does. I feel like that would be really jolting like if someone asked you that. That's a real turn off actually. Yeah. Not ideal. I feel like that screams gold digger for sure. Yeah. Yeah it does. It does. It's not even

how much money do you earn, it's how much money have you got. Yeah what's in your savings? What's your financial? What's your portfolio? Someone texts through and they said, worst question to ask on a first date, what is your body count? I've heard that term so much recently.

Is that a Gen Z term? Yeah. Like I know what it means. Like we probably called it something different. We just called it, what's your number? Yeah. How many people? Yeah.

What is your number? Body count is graphic. It's a horrible name for a day. And then the person who texts through followed it up with mine is embarrassingly high. I so want to know what embarrassingly high is. Me too. I reckon everybody has got a different metric for what

embarrassingly high is. Yeah. You know, one person's embarrassingly high is another person's I don't know, summer. Yeah, right. You know? Someone else texted her and said, best question to ask on a first date,

if you were to travel anywhere in the world, where would you go? I like that. Yeah, that's a good question for a first date. Someone said you should be doing would you rathers on a first date. I don't mind the would you rathers on a first date. It depends what the would you rather is. Yeah, yeah. I reckon you've got to start out light. You know, like a great would you rather on a first date. It depends what the would you rather is. Yeah, yeah. I reckon you've got to start out light.

You know, like a great would you rather on a first date, would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or a hundred duck-sized horses? Horses. I apologise, that was a slip of the tongue. Put that one in the file. No, I was going so well this year. Put that one in the file, Claudette. Yesterday at this exact time, Clint, you

brought some mind-blowing information to the show. Not just mind-blowing information. What? Mind-blowing Kelly Clarkson information. That's right. Oh, Kelly Clarkson! Oh, Kelly Clarkson! It was the straight facts that

Kelly Clarkson's song massive hit, Breakaway, was originally recorded and written by Avril Lavigne. Mind-blowing. Blew my mind. Mind-blowing. Blew my mind. Mind-blowing. Because when you have known something one way for so long, it's like the day I found out that Australian kids were also Weet-Bix kids.

Yeah, mind-blowing. Blew my mind. Crazy. Kiwi kids are Weet-Bix kids. We're the only ones. I thought we were the only ones. Well, anyway, I want to get in on this action because I heard of a similar kind of thing a couple of weeks ago

where it blew my mind. And I wanted to bring it to the table, share it with you and everyone that listens to the show and see if I can blow a few people's minds. So it's about the song, the hit song from the 2018 album Sweetener, Ariana Grande. You might have heard of this little song called God is a Woman. In my opinion, the best Ariana Grande song.

It was a global hit. Massive. When you think of Ariana Grande, you do think of this song. It's right up there. Did you know that originally that song was recorded by Camila Cabello? I did not know that. That's right. There's a leaked full verse and chorus from Camila.

Yeah. Here is Camila Cabello's version of the chorus. Wow. Sounds quite similar. But at the same time, completely different. But really different. But not when you're about to hear what I'm about to show you. Yeah.

Is this a completed version? Is this a demo or is this? It was a full demo. So full demo of the song. And here's the details on it. So apparently they were shopping around this song, God is a Woman, and they'd just written the chorus and they were trying to get people onto the song.

Yeah. And the first person, well, one of the people was Camila Cabello and she wrote a couple of her own verses for the song. Okay. Which is what Ariana Grande did. So let's play the Ariana Grande verse, which Ariana wrote these for the song. Okay.

These are original to her. I mean, you know what it sounds like. It sounds like this. I mean, you know it. Iconic. It's iconic. Yeah. But what would Camila Cabello's verse sound like?

Because she wrote her own version. Okay. We've got that for you now. This is what it sounds like. Boy, you've become my territory. I want to know the deeper story. All your demons. I don't want to meet them.

Who hurt you? I'd never do it again. It's way more Fifth Harmony, isn't it? Sounds real different. Yeah. I'm really surprised after hearing that that they didn't do a remix version with Camila Cabello on it doing one of those verses. Apparently Camila said that

it just didn't quite fit with her vibe. That's why she passed on it. But she did all this work on it. Isn't that fascinating? Yeah. And so do we have the Avril Lavigne version of God is Woman as well? And here is Avril Lavigne. No, I'm just kidding.

There you go. I love these. These are so interesting. If you know of any of them, feel free to text us about them and we can do an expose on the show of another one tomorrow. We'd love to do some more. It's time to play Google Down. What the hell?

I think Google's actually... That's right, the game where you call us up to see if you are the fastest Googler and you can win yourself 50 KFC chicken dollars. I've got a brand new phone. Do you? Yeah. Oh, way to brag.

What's that got anything to do with this game? It could be faster. That's a good point. It could be faster than the company phone I know Claude is Googling off. Hasn't lost yet. But wait, are you guys all on the same Wi-Fi? Or do you come off?

Yeah, I turn the Wi-Fi off. I'm getting off the Wi-Fi then. Did you hear that? That might be the secret. If you turn the Wi-Fi off, there's 5G here at Zit-In. Well, I've got 4G. I've got 5G. We're across the road from the Spark building.

Producer Megan has stepped in for this because Producer Elle is away. She's keen to claim back the crown off Producer Claude. And Monique, you're going to have to beat them all. All right, my friend. Have you heard this game before, Monique? Yeah, I think I heard it earlier. Okay, cool. I'll explain the rules for you and anyone else listening for the first time.

Here's how it works. So I'm going to ask a question that I have put into Google. I've put in this exact question. I'm looking for the first person to yell out the most common answer that comes up for that question on Google. So you don't need to buzz in. You don't need to do any of that. You just need to yell out the correct most common answer.

Got it. First person to get three of those correct wins the game. Megan's taking all her rings off. She's real serious. Make the fingers faster. I'm into it. Not competitive at all. Okay, is everyone ready?

Ready. Ready. Okay, here comes your first question. Question number one. Who won season eight of Survivor USA? Fair while ago. Amber Brick. Amber Brick.

I'm going to take Claude's first answer. Amber Britch. How do you pronounce that? It's a great question. Brickage. But I'm going to give it to Claude. I'm going to give it to Claude. Amber Brick.

Brickage or something. B-R-K-I-C-H. Yeah, should have chosen an easier name, shouldn't I? All right, one to Claude. Yeah, it's like Brickish or something. B-R-K-I-C-H. Yeah, should have chosen an easier name, shouldn't I? All right, one to Claude. Question number two. How many seats are there in Brisbane's Suncorp Stadium? How many seats? 52,500.

Oh, Claudia. That is lightning pace. That is... It's got 5G now. Right. 52,500 seats in Brisbane's got 5G now. Right. 52,500 seats in Brisbane Suncorp Stadium. Two to Claude.

Come on, guys. You need this one to stop her. Work together. Question number three. How many heavyweight titles did boxer Mike Tyson win? How many? Six. That's right!

44. Monique, that might be how many fights you won, so I'm going to give Monique a point as well. Well, it doesn't matter. Claude just absolutely pantsed us. That was Megan. Oh, was it? You all sound the same to me. How dare you? Six heavyweight titles, which means Megan takes out that point.

Two to Claude, one to Megan, and I've given Monique a point. Oh, I'm out. Question number four. What is Calvin Harris's real name? Adam Wiles. That's right, Megan. That was off the top of your head. She knows that because he used to date Taylor Swift.

Absolutely not. True. She does that because he used to date Taylor Swift. Absolutely not. True. Diffamation. His name is Adam Wiles. That is correct. It is Adam Richard Wiles. I would also have accepted. All right, that means two to Megan, two to Claude, one to Monique.

This could be for the win. Could be for the win. You've got two people on match point. Okay. Question number five. Who are the current netball world champions? Oh, God. That's right, Monique.

Oh, my God. We are in a three-way tie. This is for the win. My butthole is so clean. Okay. I'm so excited. Here we go. For the win. My butthole is so clean. Okay. I'm so excited. Here we go. For the win.

Question number six. How long does a dragonfly live for? Seven to 56 days. God. Claude is coming at the clench and she's done it again. Yeah, that's Claudia. She's too good. She's too good.

That was a good game, though. Monique, Megan, great game. Monique, we're going to give you the 50 KFC chicken dollars because you were right in there, my friend. Oh, they were too fast. They were pretty fast. Well done, mate. Jeez, 5G and a brand new phone and I got no points.

I'm starting to think I'm the problem. You're the problem. I'm starting to think it's me. There it is, Google down. Producer Claude takes it out for another week. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Small price to pay to get this out of my head. First, though, a birthday banger. We've got to figure out the number one song on your 16th birthday. Yeah, this is good. We're going to play one of these songs in full, and we're going to start with you, Rochelle.

G'day, mate. Hey, how you going? Good. How's your day been? Oh, yeah, pretty good. Pretty good on Friday today, so it's good for me. Oh, it's your Friday. Nice.

Okay. My Friday. Your Friday. Okay, what's your Friday. Nice. Okay. My Friday. Your Friday. Okay, what's your date of birth, Rochelle? Let's do your birthday banger. 13 July 71. Right, that means you were 16 back in 1987, Rochelle. And here is your birthday banger.

Oh, no. Oh, Rochelle. Oh, you knew. Didn't you, Rochelle? I knew. you knew. Didn't you, Rochelle? I knew. I knew. It's a banger. It's a banger.

It's huge. It's 36 years old and it's a banger. Oh, thanks for that. It's a banger, right? Rochelle's like, shut up. Shut up, Clint. Okay, wait there. We're going to do one for Susie.

Kia ora, Susie. G'day, Sus. Kia ora. How's your week been so far, mate? Yeah, wait there. We're going to do one for Susie. Kia ora, Susie. Kia ora, Sus. Kia ora. How's your week been so far, mate? Yeah, pretty good so far. Thank you. Well, let's see if we can top it off with a good birthday banger. What's your birthday?

5th of October, 1989. Right, that means you were 16 in 2005. On the 5th of October, this was Topping the Chart. Oh, yeah. On the 5th of October, this was top of the chart. You missed it, Brie. Maddie and I did this for Friday Oki while you were away. I didn't miss it. I heard it from where the secret location I was.

It was... It was good. Disturbing. I thought you were doing Rihanna Disturbia. The Rihanna version, not our version. Are you into it, Susie? I am, but, you know, it's no Rochelle's Banger. Oh, yes. It's pretty classic.

What if it was my version? What are the background vocals, eh? That's me too. I think I just gave myself the ick. Okay, wait there. We're going to do one more for Savannah. Hi, Savannah. Hi, Savannah. Hi. Hi. Hi. G'day, guys. How old are you,

Savannah? I'm 11 and Delta's 7. Hi, Delta and Savannah. Are you wanting to do maybe one of your parents' birthday bangers? Yeah, mum. Mum. Okay, great. What is your parents' birthday bangers? Yeah, mum. Okay, great. What is your mum's birthday? 27th of August

1984. Right. That means your mum was 16 in the year 2000. And Savannah and Delta, here's her birthday banger. I don't wanna rock DJ Oh, it's good.

Banger. Savannah or Delta, do either of you know that song? I do. Yes, we both. Yeah. Yeah, girls. Okay, wait there. Oh, my God, you're so cute.

You're going to hate me because I'm going to vote for Robbie Williams. I'm voting for Whitney Houston all day. I knew you would, which means we're going to hate me because I'm going to vote for Robbie Williams. I'm voting for Whitney Houston all day. Which means we're going to Claude. And I feel like it's a foregone conclusion. But anyway, Claude, split vote. You can vote for Rihanna if you want to. What's the winner of birthday beggars day? I'd already made up my mind before you guys voted.

Had you? Yeah. And one of you is going to be happy and one of you isn't. Yeah, okay. I feel like it's always me that's unhappy. She always supports you. Oh, no, don't say that. No, don't try and go for sympathy.

Claude, what is it? Before anyone had voted. I'm leaving the studio and then no one finds out what the earworm song was. I'm leaving. I'm going home. Well, that's fine by us. I should just vote for Rihanna, but I'm going for Robbie Williams. Susanna.

You guys won birthday banger Listen to that Brie I don't care Brie and Clint Zed and Brie and Clint Robbie Williams And Rock DJ. That's the winner of Birthday Banger for Best of Anna from the year 2000.

Bray's not happy, but that's okay. I'm not happy, but you know what? I've got bigger things to fry and I need to help some people. What things are you frying? Lots of stuff. Deep fry anything. Mars bar. Delish.

Could deep fry that. Deep fry pineapple. Can bar. Delicious. Could deep fry that. Deep fried pineapple. Can you air fry a Mars bar? Of course you can. Yeah. I've got to experiment with that. Anyway, we're getting off topic. Look, this time yesterday, if you weren't listening,

it's the story that's gripped the nation for the last 24 hours, but it's been something that has tormented me for nearly four weeks now i said to you guys look there's been this song that i heard about three and a half four weeks ago it's been in my head an earworm i can't seem to figure out the name of the song who sings it all i had was this tiny little part of the song that just kept playing over and over in my mind. Yeah. I said, can we use the Brian Clint family to figure this out? Can we please try and put me out of my misery? We dedicated a good 25 minutes to it yesterday. We did.

And we got nowhere. And we got nowhere, but I appreciated everyone on the text machine trying to figure out, because just before we went to air, the little piece of the song left my brain. As it does. As it does. Like a dream. The harder you think about it, the little piece of the song left my brain. As it does. As it does. Like a dream. The harder you think about it, the less likely.

The brain's such a weird thing, eh? It's always the way. The bits you were able to garner for us were dance song. Dance song. Female vocalist. Recent. Recent. You said recent with possibly a retro vibe.

Yeah, that's the vibe I said. Recent. I think it's a recent song, but it possibly a retro vibe. Yeah, that's the vibe I said. Recent, I think it's a recent song but has a retro feel. And then you said maybe it has an African feel to it. Yeah, but I wasn't sure. Do you stand by that? Look, this is what's happened in the last 24 hours. I've received so many messages on my Instagram, personal inboxes, and I said I can't leave people hanging. They're now in the same position

as me, but worse. And I can't do that to people. Because you can't check all of the messages either. No, I can't. And so what I did last night, I went and sat in a quiet room and just tried to take myself back to where I was and where I heard the song. And I managed to remember the little part of the song. Okay. I've managed to get it back. Is it words?

We can work with lyrics. It's no words. It's just a melody. It's a tune. Okay. But what I did is I was like, I need to record this now because I could forget it. So I've recorded it and we've got it for you now.

Okay. This is what we've got. This is what we've got it for you now. Okay, this is what we've got. This is what we've got. Like, that's not it, but that's all I've got. That was it. It sounds like it. Like, that's not it, but that's all I've got. This is what's happened, Clint. I've put that on my personal Instagram and I've offered up $100 of my own money.

To every person who gets it correct. No, no. To the very first person that messages me on Instagram with the correct answer, which I haven't looked at any inboxes yet because I was like, I don't want to ruin it because I've also offered up $100 of my own money right here on this show

for the first person to call through on 0800-DIAL-ZM with the correct answer. Do you know what the song is now? I have an inkling but I'm not 100% but I have an inkling I haven't listened to any full songs but this is where we find out right here right now. I think we might be onto

something. The phone lines are blowing up but there's still a chance for you to get through if you think you can figure that out or you can text it to 9696. I think we've got it. Yeah? I think we might have it. Come on, guys.

We can do it together. Like, that's not it, but that's all I've got. God, it sounds spot on. You know that song. Call now. Bree and Clint. I'm confident. I am sure. Are you that song. Call now. Bree and Clint. I'm confident. I am sure.

I'm sure today. If you were listening yesterday and you couldn't get out of your car so many people text through and they're like I can't get out of the car until you figure this out. Someone said What? Bree, this is like the Kmart version of Secret Sound. Yeah.

I love Kmart. I'll take that compliment. Thank you. For four weeks, I've had this song stuck in my head, an earworm, just a tiny part of this song. And I haven't for the life of me been able to figure out what it is. We started the journey yesterday. We didn't have much information.

And this is all we had. We had, I thought it was a dance song, a recent one, had a retro vibe to it, female vocalist. African-ish. African-ish, kind of. But that's, I mean, that's what I can remember. People are now in my DMs trying to get through. Are they?

Yes. They're like, you have to let me through. I'm sure it's the song. I love it. We've now got more information. If you haven't heard, if you just tuned in, I managed to remember the little part of the melody and I recorded this yesterday.

That's not it, but that's all I've got. That's it. Reminds me of something that's coming through a lot on the text machine. Did you guess it? No, no. You didn't know? No, but I can hear this one. Okay, great.

And I'm not eligible for the $100, so I'm not going to say it. $100 of my own money up for grabs. First person through with the right answer. Who have we got first? I think Kayla is going to say what I'm thinking. Hi, Kayla. Hi, Kayla. Hello, does that mean I'm the wrong Clint?

Well, I don't know. We don't know yet, Kayla. Hi, Kayla. Hello, does that mean I'm the wrong Clint? Well, I don't know. We don't know yet, Kayla. I haven't told Brie what I think it is because I'm ineligible. I've got to leave this up to you guys. I hope it's you, Kayla. So how confident are you that you've got the song? Oh, like 70%. 70%, all right, Kayla.

For $100 of my money. The song that's plaguing the nation is... Ain't No Other Man by Christina Aguilera. What a banger. Kayla, I mean, it does sound very similar to what I was singing, but it's not it. It's not it? It's not it.

The one I'm thinking of is way newer. You know why I now realise it would never have been that? She wouldn't have forgotten that it was a Christina Aguilera song. I'm a big Christina fan. You know Christina Aguilera. Back to Basics album was a great album. Damn it. Good try, Kayla.

Thank you. Unlucky Kayla. Thank you. Okay, thank you. All right, we're going to a great album. Damn it. Good try, Kayla. Thank you. Thank you. We're going to figure this out. We better. We're not doing three days of this. Joanne's here. Hi, Joanne. Hi, Joanne. Hi. Joanne, tell us,

have you got a guess? Do you think you know what the song is? Hey, Joanne. We need you to walk around a bit. We're losing you. We've lost you. We don't want you to miss your opportunity. Move where you're standing.

Come on, this is your big shot at taking it all. Talk to us. Hi. Hi, there you are. Okay. Oh, cool. Okay, we need a little bit. All right.

Selena Gomez, Calm Down. Selena Gomez, Calm Down. See, I don't know that song. Baby, calm down. Calm down. That one. Tell somebody he puts't know that song. Oh. That one. That is a great guess, Joanne. But it's not it.

Oh, bugger. But great gifts. It is. Be-na-na-na-na-na-na. Be-na-na-na-na-na-na. I couldn't hear that in there. All I got was the little bit African in there. It had all the other components though, Joanne.

It really did. All right. Sorry, Joanne. We'll go to Alicia. Hi, Alicia. Come on, Alicia. Hi. This is your moment, Alicia.

I believe in you. Do you think you know the song that has been plaguing me for four weeks? I actually think I do. And only because that's exactly how I described it to my children. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. And as soon as I heard the clip, I was like, oh yeah, I know that song. Yeah. Alicia, for $100. With my own money. What song do you think it is? Afraid to Feel by Alice System. That's it!

Woohoo! Yes! Thank you, Alicia! Woohoo! You got it at 38. Yes, Alicia. Yes. Oh, thank God for that. I asked you in the first minute of doing this

if the song had been on Love Island, and you said, I don't think so. This is basically the theme song to the new season of Love Island. Look, I didn't know the T's and C's. I'm just so relieved. Alicia, I'm giving you $100 from my bank account, my friend. Woo-hoo! Yeah!

Crushed it. I know this song. Such a banger. You've got to know it. It's great. Can we just try and line up there? Can we just try and line up? Because we've got to dissect this now.

Like, that's not it, but that's all I've got. Into this. Yeah. Actually, it's not far off. Alicia's so stoked, and I'm so stoked for you, Alicia. Thank you. What are you more stoked about, the $100 or being the person who cracked this thing? I just, you know, I think it's an age thing. I'm not in my 20s and I was like, oh, these young girls will know this.

And I came in hot instantly on Instagram, too. Alicia, you're still cool, my friend. You've still got it. No song has been talked about more on the radio in the last 24 hours. Brie and Clint. It's seven days until Harry Styles' day. Is it seven? Because he's on Tuesday.

Does that make seven? I don't know. It's Tuesday. That's when he's playing. So you've got how many sleeps? Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday. Six sleeps. Six sleeps until Harry.

He'll be playing Mount Smart Stadium in Auckland. I think there's a couple of tickets left. And hopefully this one doesn't get cycloned out, you know? It won't, it won't, it won't. Don't remind me. But I'm just hoping that it doesn't. I'm so excited. I will be in the mosh pit area.

Yes. And I will no doubt probably be the tallest person there. And the oldest. Hey, excuse you. You were thinking about going. I want to go. Yeah, then good. But I can't because my wife has already said how much she wants to go.

So, at the last minute, I was like, I'm off to Harry. That's not going to go down well. Well, then get a ticket for her. I'm trying, okay? She really wants to go. What, are you nervous that you'll see Harry and fall in love and leave him? Stay out of my marriage. Have you seen on TikTok the thing about the Leave America thing

that everyone's been doing in Australia? No. So, there's this one bit of the concert that everybody screams, you've got to be ready for this. So when he's doing As It Was, there's a bit, you know the Leave America, you know that line? Yes. Your ears are going to explode.

This is what happens at the Harry Styles concert. Just that line. I've heard about these things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And people who go to different types of concerts, they have similar things at Taylor Swift concerts where you yell out something during a song. That's going to happen. That one that I just played you was in Sydney, I believe.

Oh, yeah. And it was so loud that Harry had to take his earpieces out. Really? Oh my God. What did I see the other day? He was wearing, at one of the Aussie concerts, he came out in a Bunnings hat. Oh yeah, he took it off someone in the crowd.

Yeah, and he wore it for like a couple of songs or something. Those shitty woven hat thingies. The same hat that the Traveller family wore in New Zealand. Yes. Oh, bonjour lights out. That kid. Claudia, our producer, is going to Harry Styles. Hi, Claudia. Hello.

You made a very honest and brave confession to us today. Yeah. That you're a bit scared about the Harry Styles concert experience. I'm excited, but I'm dreading it a little bit. What are you scared of? I just feel like there's, I'm on, but I'm dreading it a little bit. What are you scared of? I just feel like I'm on TikTok too much, right? So I see all the TikTok girlies doing all their extravagant costumes and that Leave America thing,

and there's a dance at the back of the mosh pit, and there's fan projects that people do, and I'm just so out of the loop. It's too much. I'm just there to see a show, you know? Are you scared that Gen Z are going to bully you? They're just cooler than I am. Look, Claude,

if you really get into trouble, you will find me right out the back of the mosh pit sitting down. See, you're going to be right where the boot scooters. You're going to be right in the little dance that they do at the back. Yeah, but see, I'll be down low. You'll get trampled by the cowboy boots. I'll be down low and if I get trampled, I can just trip them over.

Brie will be in the parents area. It's where all the drinks are. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't be afraid. They'll be so, the only people that they are going to see at the Harry Styles concert are their friends and Harry. And Harry. You will not even exist. So I don't need to get a feather boa for this.

To the core Harry Styles fan, you will not exist. To be honest, last time. I feel like Harry Styles fans are nice people. His motto is treat people with kindness. Oh, no. People turn into monsters at concerts. Really? Last time I went to a Justin Bieber concert,

I got so badly bullied. And all these girls that were, like, young were bullying me. And they were like, sit down, tall girl. Sit down, tall girl. Oh, Brie. And they were like, sit down, tall girl. Sit down, tall girl. And they were like, sit down. And they started coming up with different chants. And they were like, she's a giant.

She's a giant. And I was like, oh. Brie was just trying to enjoy herself in her homemade Justin Brieber T-shirt. I was like, I just want to watch his show. Well, Tuesday, everybody, it's on. Watch out. Harry Styles, live in New Zealand. Can't wait.

I'm ready. Korn, we can bend. That's a huge bend. Go, Harry, man. That's the end of the show, everybody. Thank you so much for joining us. The grand finale of Treasure Island Fans vs Faves goes down in 30 minutes time. I know.

I can't wait. It is a fantastic finale episode. Obviously I've seen it. But I can't wait for people to enjoy it. If you've been watching along, Treasure Island Fans vs Faves the first ever one, thank you. Can people still know?

Nah. People, we gave it away. Nah, we didn't. Yeah, they can. Last chance of texting the key word is tonight. We give it away tomorrow. We give away the last $1,000 tomorrow. Yep. That's the one.

Glad we're on the same page. I know Maddie McLean is hosting a special viewing party at a bar in Auckland City to watch it. I don't know what Lana Searle is doing for it down in Christchurch. Surely something. I think she's putting on a full buffet at her house. A buffet? Yeah, a full buffet spread. And Dame Susan Devoy is holding an event at the Squash Courts in Tauranga, where she's

putting up a projector in one of the Squash Courts, and you can come along and watch. How good. I know. How good. It's great. Get amongst, enjoy that, and we'll catch you guys back tomorrow on the Brian Clint Show and the winner

will be on the show with us. Yes they will. I can't wait to talk to them and we'll see you tomorrow. Enjoy. Bye. Bye. Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC. Get the full menu delivered to your door with the KFC app.

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