ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 1st March 2024
Episode Date: March 1, 2024Bree is home sick again! Whoooooo do you think they are? Clint got a private, acoustic Eras Tour in his kitchen?! Flat NIGHTMARES. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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The ZM Podcast Network.
Afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the Friday Brie and Clint show
where Brie is still at home with COVID.
Boo! How much does this sound like a crappy weekend?
She's got COVID and she's moving house.
And she has to do it with COVID.
Moving house sucks
when you don't have COVID.
So, yeah.
Thoughts and prayers.
Who do you reckon's having a worse day?
Her or the Prime Minister
who got busted
banking $52,000 a year
of your money, by the way,
my money,
to rent his own house that he already owns
in Wellington with no mortgage on it. Bad luck, man. The government's like, we've got
to tighten our belt. It's a cost of living crisis. Everyone's just going to have to tough
it out and tighten their belts a bit. Meanwhile, he's making $470,000 a year as the Prime Minister and then taking $52,000
on top to rent his own house.
Must be nice!
But anyway,
be positive I guess.
Could have taken more? I don't know.
Let's get moving with the show
and stay out of politics
guys, that's not our bag. We're apolitical
here, aren't we?
Want to play tradiverse lady and win $50 cash?
Thanks to our mate KFC.
If you do, now is the time to call us on 0800 dials at M.
The scores have been updated.
I can tell you the tradies are in the lead by three.
It's 17 to the tradies, 14 to the ladies,
but the ladies can scrape one back today if they pick up that win.
0800 dials at M.
Bree and Clint.
Bree's off six today.
It's time for a round of tradie versus lady.
It's tradie versus lady.
Three, two, one, let's go.
Scores for the year, 17 wins to the tradies, 14 wins to the ladies.
Our lady's calling from Auckland.
She is 23 years old and she is a mum of three.
Welcome to the show, Julia.
Hello, hello.
Quick work from you, mum of three at 23.
Yes, yes, I started young.
My first is 17 and I think I am done, that's for sure.
You're done at three?
Yes.
Yeah, you'll be done early too.
You'll be late 40s and your kids will be moved out of house
and you'll be off to do your OE.
You'll be good.
I know.
How good?
Okay, you're taking on our tradie today.
He's from Wellington.
He's 20 years old and he has broken 12 bones in his body.
Welcome to the show, AJ.
Hey, mate.
Thanks for having me, everyone.
What was the most painful bone that you broke, AJ?
I've got to say my elbow. That was crazy, man. That for having me, everyone. What was the most painful bone that you broke, AJ? Oh, I've got to say my elbow.
That was crazy, man.
That was when I was younger.
I fractured both elbows at the same time once.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a bugger, eh?
It is.
Yeah.
It stops you from doing anything.
It stops you from doing anything.
And I had a newborn baby that I couldn't pick up with two fractured elbows.
Oh, man.
I wasn't husband of the year at that point.
Anyway, not about me.
It's about you.
Your buzzer is tradie.
Julia, your buzzer is lady.
The first one of you two to give me three correct answers
is going to get 50 bucks cash from KFC.
So good luck, guys.
Here's your first question.
Who starred as Barbie in the 2023 movie of the same name?
AJ.
Margaret Robbie?
Yeah.
I thought you said Margot the first time
and then you said Margaret, so we'll take it.
Margot Robbie is correct.
Yeah, that's what you said.
One to the tradies. Question number
two. The Prime Minister is being
called out for taking $52,000
Yes, Julia?
To rent his own house?
Not the question.
Oh.
I'm going to finish it, and AJ, you'll have first crack at it,
and if you don't get it, then it can come back to you, Julia.
The Prime Minister is being called out for taking $52,000 of taxpayer money
to rent his own house.
What is his name?
Christopher Luxton.
Yeah, well done.
Two to the tradies.
It was worth a quick crack, Julia, I reckon.
Just didn't quite come up for you.
There's a new Miley Cyrus song out today.
It's produced by Pharrell.
What is the name of Miley Cyrus?
Yes.
Hannah Montana. Hannah Montana.
Hannah Montana is not the question.
So, Julia, now you get a free guess at this one.
I'll finish the question.
What is the name of Miley Cyrus'
country music singing dad?
Billy Ray Cyrus?
Billy Ray Cyrus.
Nice.
That's one to the ladies and two to the tradies.
Now we've got a game on our hands.
Tell me, buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
I'm a lady.
Lady, Julia.
Is it Carly Clarkson?
No.
Oh.
AJ?
Um.
Who is it? Who is it?
Who is it?
Pink It is pink
Well done
And that's a victory
For the trainees
Hey good game guys
AJ you walk away
With the win
We've got 50 bucks
Cash for you
Thanks to KFC
Thanks to KFC
All day
KFC all day Whatever KFC all day.
Brie and Clint. Whatever you're doing
do not turn the cricket on.
Not good.
Anyway, we're not talking about the cricket. We're doing Friday Jams.
Brie is
off today. She has COVID and you might
go, does she really?
Does she really have COVID or is she pretending?
Nah man, she's really got COVID.
I took this off her TikTok page
this afternoon. Whoever
went to Sydney night two
with COVID,
like I understand,
but also
f*** you.
That is a sick
gil. She is. You can hear it, you can hear it,
you can hear the... Whoever
went to Sydneydney night too
that first bit whoever went to sydney night too with covid like i understand but also
you she always gets it in sydney whenever she goes to australia she went for mardi gras last
year and she got it as well. There's just something about Sydney
for her and the type of COVID
that she's susceptible to. But there's
a bit of it going around. And we haven't asked
this for a while because it's kind of like in the
back of your mind, you go, oh yeah, that was
something that happened in 2020 and 2021.
But nah, it still
happens. And that person
who, oh, they probably didn't know, but
they weren't willing to forego
the ERA's tour for their COVID.
Bree and Clint.
Time for the latest.
From iHeartRadio, this is the latest.
There's a bizarre rumour going around because Kate Middleton, Princess Kate, has not been
seen in public for ages.
Everyone knew that she had gone in for, I think it was emergency abdominal surgery and
then nobody has seen her since.
The rumours that are going around
is that she is not doing well at all and that
she is in a coma.
And those rumours have become so loud
that the Palace have had to comment on it.
They've released a statement that says the Princess
of Wales has returned home after surgery.
She is still making good progress.
They reiterated that she won't be back until Easter.
So whatever it is is serious, but they're saying she's not in a coma.
Okay?
People do that, eh?
It's horrible that people do that.
And when there's no information, they just make up their own situations to do with that.
But they are adamant that she is not and that that is a rumour and just a rumour.
Time for a round of a game
that we haven't played
for ages.
It's called,
are you guys ready?
I can't do this alone.
Are you guys ready?
Oh no,
choke,
choke,
choke,
choke.
Sorry,
I forgot to turn you on.
We were ready.
I was singing.
We sounded the best
we've ever sounded.
Nobody heard it,
nobody heard it.
I said,
who do we
think they are?
Do we think they are?
Who do we
think they are? Where do we know
these famous people from? And we've got
you guys to text them. We haven't checked the results yet.
So we don't know if we're on the same pages.
You guys, we haven't conferred
with each other either. No. Let's go through these one by one. If we don't know if we're on the same pages. You guys, we haven't conferred with each other either.
No.
Let's go through these one by one.
If we all say the same thing, that's a win.
That's a win in this game.
I'm banking on one.
They're all household names.
The problem is the more famous they are,
the more places there are to know these people from. That's where it gets harder.
There's so much stuff.
So let's start with a big name.
Probably the biggest name in movies of the last 30 years, Brad Pitt.
Where do we know Brad Pitt from?
Okay, I've got it.
Three, two, one, fight club.
Troy, nothing.
Oh.
Sorry.
I literally, I had to Google it and I've said, I've let you guys down.
I haven't watched it.
You can't name a single Brad Pitt movie.
Troy.
Well, you just heard Claudia say that.
I don't have a copy.
You couldn't say Benjamin Button? Nah. Mr. and Mrs. Smith? Troy. Well, you just heard Claudia say that. I don't have a copy. You couldn't say
Benjamin Button?
Nah.
Mr. and Mrs. Smith?
Nah.
Really?
I'm so...
Yeah, I...
Burn After Reading?
Does he do any...
Ocean's Eleven?
What's that one
where he travelled
through the desert?
He's on Friends,
Claude said.
Yeah, you could have
said Friends,
that'd be okay.
Oh.
Okay, no points.
Sorry.
Okay, let's...
Next.
Let's go to another one,
not the one that I put down second because I think that one will save us. Let's go to Jennifer Lawrence. Sorry. Okay. Let's go to another one. Not the one that I put down second because I think that one will save us.
Let's go to Jennifer Lawrence.
Okay.
Okay.
Three, two, one.
The Hunger Games.
Silver Linings Playbook.
Why not The Hunger Games?
I was really conflicted with that one because Silver Linings was the first thing that popped
into my brain.
Yeah, same.
But arguably Hunger Games is bigger, right?
It's way bigger.
That's what made her a household name. Yeah. But for some reason, I get Silver Linings was the first thing that popped into my brain. Yeah, same. But arguably Hunger Games is bigger, right? It's way bigger.
That's what made her a household name.
Yeah.
But for some reason, I get Silver Linings Playbook.
I know.
Weird.
I wonder if the Hunger Games is too dated.
Ah, no.
It just had a resurgence last year.
Okay, we still don't get a point.
Let's go Jack Black.
Okay.
Here we go, guys. We can get this one.
Here we go.
Okay, ready?
We can get this one.
I think we can get this one.
Where do we all know Jack Black from? Three, two, one. go, guys. We can get this one. Here we go. Okay, ready? We can get this one. I think we can get this one.
Where do we all know Jack Black from?
Three, two, one.
The Holiday Panda.
Huh?
What'd you say?
I said Nacho Libre.
I said Kung Fu Panda.
The Holiday.
Oh.
He's too talented.
Yeah, we're none from three.
Taylor Swift.
Okay.
And only Taylor Swift movies.
Okay? I feel like there's only two options. Three, two. three. Taylor Swift and only Taylor Swift movies. Okay.
I feel like there's only two options.
Three, two,
one. Valentine's Day. Oh no.
Did you say Lorax? I forgot about
that one entirely. I was going to
say Cats otherwise. Yeah, I feel like Cats
or Valentine's Day were the only two options.
The Lorax. Yeah, she's the voice of
the lady in the Lorax. Yeah. Okay, Tom Holland is going to save us. There you. Yeah, she's the voice of the lady in The Lawrence.
Yeah.
Okay, Tom Holland is going to save us.
Here we go.
Please, Tom Holland.
Tom Holland is going to save us.
Please, almighty Tom Holland.
Three, two, one.
Spider-Man.
Yay!
I was so close to saying Doolittle just to mess with everybody.
I was going to say the impossible.
Oh, the movie.
Uncharted.
Were people on the same page as us?
Yeah, what does it say?
Someone said Taylor Swift from the Hannah Montana movie.
Oh, she said that song.
Oh, she is in that one.
Crazy-er.
Someone said Brad Pitt, Moneyball, Tom Holland, Spider-Man,
Taylor Swift, Valentine's Day, Jennifer Lawrence, Hunger Games,
and Jack Black, School of Rock.
No one said School of Rock for Jack Black.
Oh, I'm surprised.
I forgot about that one.
Yeah.
Someone else said Brad Pitt was in Friends.
So, Ella, you can have that.
Sick.
All right, none of us has synced up today, and that's okay.
Who cares?
Bree and Clint.
Bree's off sick today.
She's got the dreaded COVID still somehow.
So hopefully she'll be back with us on Monday.
You might remember late last year we covered a thing called husband calling.
It takes place at the Iowa State Fair and it is wives,
like pre-cell phone era wives,
who show how they call their husbands in from the field. It's the weirdest
thing, but it makes
for great watching.
Bob! Bob! Bob! Hurry up!
I don't want to be late!
Woohoo! Hey!
Yoohoo!
Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
Woo!
Daryl!
Daryl!
Woo! Can you hear me? Roar! Daryl! Roar!
Can you hear me?
You get yourself in here right now.
Come on!
You know you're going to be late again,
and you know that I want to get there on time.
The idea is that, like, the shrill voice carries across the field
to wherever your partner is working in the field,
and he hears you, and he comes back to the house.
We actually gave it a go at getting Mum and I to do some husband calling
for Big Steve on the Apple Watch ads.
Go away!
Stephen!
Come on in!
Steve!
Stephen!
Go away! And it wasn't bad.
She was pretty good at it, to be honest.
I wonder if she's actually done it.
Anyway, there's a new thing. And by the looks of it, this is also at the Iowa State Fair,
the same place that invented the husband calling competition.
This is called mom calling,
where kids show how they call for their mums.
I'll put a trigger warning on this for anyone who has kids.
It will sound very familiar to you and very annoying.
Let's just play as much as we can stand. This is from the Iowa State Fair's first ever mum calling competition.
Mum, can I have a phone please? Mum, can I have a phone please?
Ma, I lost my shoes again. Oh, never mind.
Mum, mum, mum.
Ma!
Mum, come here. I want you. What are we having for dinner?
Mum, I don't want to practice piano!
Mum, I want to go home.
I'm bored.
Mom! Mom!
I can't turn the hose off!
Mom!
There's just something about the
pitch and the tone of it that
will do actually. That's fine.
I thought
we could get the only person in our team
who still lives at home with their mum
to do some live mum calling for us this afternoon.
Please welcome to the show, producer Ella.
Hi.
I sound like a 12-year-old.
Well, you know, you're the only one who still lives at home with their mum
and you're the only one who'd be...
So can you demonstrate for us how you call your mum when you need something?
Like when you need to...
I don't know.
What are you?
Okay.
You've lost your crocs.
Mum! Do you know where my crocs are?
Oh, it's no less annoying
even when the person is a fully grown adult.
Mum! Yeah!
Mum!
This is contraception. This is what this is.
Anyone who's listening to this Going maybe I do
Maybe I do want to have children
Me
They've just gone
Nope
Nope
Seal it up
And then they never leave
Brie and Clint
It's time for a round
Of the one second song challenge
Time is waiting
You only get one second
Of a song
No hesitating
You only got one second One second Brie's off She's not well So I'm going to take Ella on In the one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second.
One second.
Bree's off.
She's not well,
so I'm going to take Ella on
in the one second song challenge today.
Here we go.
Here we go.
She's very good at the
let's get classical game.
I was going to say.
But you've never played this one with me.
No, but again,
you always play it.
So off air,
I always try guess as well.
Okay.
Do all right.
If you win,
then Maria's going to get 50 KFC chicken dollars. And if win, then Maria's going to get 50 KFC chicken dollars,
and if I win, Rebecca's going to get some KFC chicken dollars.
All right, sounds good.
Okay.
Claudia's going to run the game.
Hi, Claudia.
Hello, guys.
So there's always a theme for this one.
So what I've done since we've started five on time this week,
and that's all about time.
It's all about counting.
So that's the theme for today.
Everything's about counting.
It's about time. It's about the movement of time. So that's the theme for today. Everything's about counting. It's about time.
It's about the movement of time.
Just think about that.
That's kind of your hint.
Okay, I've got some songs already in my brain.
Same.
Actually, I've just got one.
Okay.
Great.
Well, that's a good start.
So I'm going to start a song from the beginning.
Songs about time.
Yeah.
They're all songs that you'll know.
Yeah.
So you don't even need the theme.
You'll know them.
So I'm going to start the song from the beginning. Just buzz in
with your name and I'm looking for the artist and
the name of the song. Okay. First person to three
is going to win for their team. Cool.
Okay. We're good to go? Yeah.
Okay. Here's your first song.
Ella. Whoa.
Ella? Nah, she hasn't got
it. Yeah, Counting Stars.
Counting Stars. Yeah, by
Imagine Dragons? No. Counting Stars by One Republic. Oh, Counting Stars. Counting Stars. Yeah, by? Imagine Dragons? No.
Counting Stars by One Republic.
Oh, it is One Republic.
I was so close.
I was so close to saying One Direction.
One Republic.
Wait, so do you get a point even though I gave you the title?
Yeah.
That's not fair.
Maybe you buzzed in too quick.
Nah.
Nah.
Nah.
Okay, one point for Clint.
Here is another song.
Clint.
Clint.
Kesha, TikTok.
Yeah.
No!
Spelled the same as the app, but years before the app.
She was way ahead of the curve, eh?
Can she claim anything about that?
I don't know.
Sue him. Yeah, sue him for all he worth. Can she claim anything about that? I don't know.
Sue him.
Yeah, sue him for all he worth.
Yeah, sue TikTok.
Kesha, that'll work.
Okay, Clint, you could take it here.
So Ella, you need this one to stay in the game.
Deep breaths, everyone.
Here's another one.
Oh.
I know the artist.
What's the song called?
Clint.
I don't.
You, Clint.
Gwen Stefani, What You Waiting For. Oh, yes.
Well done.
And fun fact,
that's the theme song for Five on Time.
Yeah.
Do you have more?
I know you've won.
Here's a bonus round.
Ella.
Harry Styles, son of the times. Why would you do that to me? I'll give one. Here's a bonus round. Ella. Ella. Oh!
The Curie style son of a ton.
Why would you do that to me?
No!
Such a good car song.
Such a good car song.
Oh.
Hey, Rebecca, you've scored 50 KFC chicken dollars this afternoon
for backing the right horse, me.
Congratulations.
Yay. Yay. Yay.
Yay.
Yay.
All right.
Thank you.
You're very welcome, mate.
Sorry, Ella, you'll get them next week.
Bree and Clint.
ZM Bree and Clint.
That's brand new music from Miley Cyrus and Pharrell.
It's called Doctor, Work It Out.
It's good.
A cynical person might say that Pharrell has just copy pasted Blurred Lines
and got rid of Robin Thicke and just put Miley Cyrus on it
and that they're almost the exact same song, but...
But I mean mean that would be
a cynical thing
to say
it'd be
nah
they sound
nothing
they sound
nothing alike
okay
nothing alike
anyway
it's called
Doctor
and the music
video looks
very very cool
for it as well
anyway we have got a great prize up for grabs at the moment thanks to our mates at Better Bear we want you Anyway, it's called Doctor, and the music video looks very, very cool for it as well.
Anyway, we have got a great prize up for grabs at the moment.
Thanks to our mates at Better Beer.
We want you to take us on a tour of your flat.
If you've just headed down to uni and you've moved into a new flat for the year,
grab the camera, take us on a tour of your flat,
and if you do, you could win a $10,000 Better Beer prize pack.
Better Beer is the inspired unemployed boys beer.
You get beer, I believe.
You get a couch for your
flat as well. So it's a really good
prize. And I thought this afternoon
we could take some calls
on flat nightmares. Some of
the worst flats that you've ever lived in.
Because those are the ones that actually get the views
on these videos.
Nobody really wants
to see your wonderfully clean, well-organised flat where there's no hair in the drain and there's no
holes in the wall, you know? And we're not encouraging you to damage the flat either,
but that's kind of what makes it interesting. And we would like to take your calls on flat
nightmares this afternoon. Me personally, I've lived in some shockers. I've lived in one where the roof caved in into the shub.
So the shower bath in
Christchurch, it was so damp in that
room that one day the ceiling
just fell into the bath.
The good thing was all the mess
was contained in the bath.
The bad news, that was the only place to shower
and then we didn't have a ceiling again. But it's
all part of the flatting experience, isn't
it? Claudia, you would have lived in some dumps, wouldn't you?
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
I've had my time.
Yeah, the worst one I lived in,
it was half the people living there.
I didn't know them.
And every time I'd walk out of the room,
they would put their heads down and leave.
And I'm like, do you hate me?
But it didn't have a living space.
It was like an apartment.
No communal area.
No, no communal area.
The toilet was just disgusting and
my bedroom window opened up to like
a traffic light and so every time
a double decker bus would come past, it was
just like, hi, I'm in bed.
I had a flat once that was at a pedestrian
crossing and that button that you push
that goes...
Constantly. The traffic lights, every time that goes... No.
Constantly.
The traffic lights, every time it goes green,
a second lander you'd hear, honk.
Ella, have you ever lived in a grim flat before?
Opposite to you.
It wasn't our roof, it was our flooring.
We had a party and I guess it was mouldy.
It was wooden floors and someone went straight through the floor.
Oh my God. Straight through.
Did they take that out of your bond?
Nah, they just covered it up with some ply.
Just like, carry on.
Sorry about the floor.
Did you just cover it up?
They're like, that'll fix it for a bit.
Wait, did you cover it up or did the landlord cover it up?
The landlord covered it up with plywood and carpet.
It's the landlord's special.
Yeah.
Classic.
At least they covered it up.
It could have been worse.
True.
I reckon there's flats in Dunedin where they go,
well, that was your floor for the whole year.
I told you to look after that floor.
We'll put new floors in for next year's tenants.
0800 dial ZM or you can text them into 9696.
Short and sweet.
We just want to know about your flatting nightmare stories
this afternoon on 0800 dial ZM.
And if you want to enter that comp
to win the ultimate better beer flat prize pack, all the details
for that are at ZM online.
This afternoon
we're looking for your flat
nightmare stories. Dana has
called up. Hi Dana.
Hi. You lived in some shockers before?
Just one.
Just one? Okay, tell me about your flatting
nightmare. So
I, it was my second year of, and I moved in with my boyfriend and about five other guys.
And one night we had a party, and some drinks got spilled on our rug.
So the next day we put it outside on the deck, and we left it there for a couple of weeks, actually.
And then we put it back inside, and then a couple of days later, someone was vacuuming,
and they could see little maggots coming up out of the carpet.
And we pulled back the entire rug, and it was covered in maggots everywhere.
And we found that it was completely all over
the living
room. You had a living
maggot rug in your living room?
Yeah.
And so it took them,
I didn't want anything to do with it, so I just let
them vacuum them up
for about two hours.
It took them to try and vacuum them all
up out of the carpet.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Did you keep the rug?
Did you not get rid of the rug at that stage?
No, I think we got rid of the rug,
but they had gone into the rest of the carpet in the living room.
Yeah.
That's so rotten.
You're like, oh, well, we are students,
so we better just go and hire a rug doctor and be done with it.
That is foul.
Thank you, Dana.
We appreciate it.
Let's go to Marcus on 0800.
Hi, Marcus.
Hi, how are you?
We're good.
We're looking for flat nightmares, flat horror stories.
Can you top a rug full of maggots?
I hope so.
Okay.
You hope so.
Okay, give it to us.
Last year,
so my first year of flatting,
moving to this real nice flat
right by uni.
And it was good in the summer,
but as soon as winter hit,
the condensation
and the whole wetness
sort of kicked in.
Started getting black mould
in my room.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
So I had black mould
coming from the roof.
It was going down the sides
of the of the walls uh like wet walls so i'd wake up to and got so bad that one day i woke up had to
go straight to hospital and i was in hospital with um septus they found like bacteria in my blood
from like unhealthy living conditions and they reckon it was from the from the damp black mold
conditions that gave you sepsis.
Yeah.
That's blood poisoning.
Yeah, once I told them, they were like,
it's probably that.
So what do you do in that situation?
Do you call your landlord and you're like,
hey, bro, I don't really want to keep paying rent in this place.
And I always wonder, like, was it the house's fault
or did you guys just, like, did you never open the windows
or anything like that?
See, like, I used, like, a castor window there. I had a dehumidifier on all the time yeah i tried everything i told them told
them i was like i've actually been in hospital this time and she was like how long did it take
you to get better from sepsis i think it was like three to four weeks before i started feeling like
but like it came with like tonsillitis, like everything, my whole immune system.
Yeah,
you shouldn't have to live like that.
Do you remember how much
you were paying to live in the house
that gave you blood poisoning?
It was only 155 at the time.
Oh, sweet.
It was pretty good
to cross the road from university
and crash it.
Oh, that's a mean deal.
Who cares?
That's sweet.
Yeah,
free trip to the hospital.
Yeah, free trip to the hospital.
You got some free food in the hospital.
You're winning, Marcus. All good.
Thanks for sharing, man.
I hope you're in a better flat now.
Awesome. Much better. Much better. Yeah, good man.
Okay. Brian Clint. We're going to
do a birthday banger next. Go and register
your flat, by the way, at ZM Online if you want
to win that Better Be A Prize pack.
And if you want to know what your birthday banger is, the number
one song on your 16th birthday,
0800 dials at M right now.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger.
Number one songs on your 16th birthday for a Friday afternoon.
We're going to kick it off with Bailey.
Hi, Bailey.
Hi.
Hello.
You've got to be 16 to do birthday banger.
How old are you?
Eight. You're eight yearsanger How old are you? Eight
You're eight years old, so are you doing it for somebody else?
Yeah, I'm doing it for my dad
Oh, that's nice, what's your dad's name?
Daniel
Daniel, okay, what's your dad, Daniel's date of birth, Bailey?
27th of April, 1989
1989, okay, just like Taylor Swift Your dad was 16 in the year 2005 of April 1989. 1989. Okay.
Just like Taylor Swift.
Your dad was 16 in the year 2005
and this is your dad's
birthday banger.
I don't want another
pretty face.
I don't want just
anyone to hold.
I don't want my love.
It's Jessie McCartney
in Beautiful Soul.
What do you reckon, Bailey?
No.
Brutal honesty.
That's okay.
Do you not like Jesse McArney or you've never heard this song?
I've never heard it.
Okay.
Don't you love the honesty of kids?
That's great.
Wait there, Bailey.
We're going to do Ella's birthday banger.
Hi, Ella.
Hello, but Izzy's going to do it for me.
Izzy is going to do it for you. Hi, Izzy.
Hi. Hi.
Is that your mum, Ella?
Yeah. Yeah, okay. What's your mum's
date of birth?
New Year's Eve
1976.
31st of December 1976.
That means she was 16 on the 31st
of December 1992. That means she was 16 on the 31st of December 1992.
And on that day, this was your mum's birthday banger.
It's Whitney Houston and I Will Always Love You.
That's a banger.
Yeah.
Yesterday was Celine Dion.
Today it's Whitney Houston.
It's all about the divas.
You guys like it?
Do you like that song?
Yeah.
Yeah, tune.
Okay, wait there.
One more birthday banger for Alicia.
Hi, Alicia.
Hi.
Are you doing yours or your mum's?
No, I'm doing my own.
You're doing your own.
Okay, very good.
What's your personal date of birth, Alicia?
It is the 21st of February, 1997.
Okay, on the 21st of February, 2013, you turned 16 and this was the number one song.
Thank you, the home.
Oh, my God. You turned 16 and this was the number one song. One of the original internet dance trends.
I remember that.
Someone had to wear a motorbike helmet.
It was real weird, but everybody did it.
You get the Harlem Shake by Bala.
Are you into it?
I did like Beautiful Soul.
Yeah, me too.
Yeah, that's my pick.
Yeah, okay, wait there for a second.
We're going to deliberate.
You know how I said that I got a personal phone call from Ross
about how he played Celine Dion yesterday?
I don't want that to influence our decision,
but he just said that his...
I think he was okay with Celine Dion.
I think his issue was Celine Dion and the B52s
in the same week was his main
takeaway from it. But don't let it influence
how you're going to decide, how you're going to vote, okay?
Our options are still Jesse McCartney,
Whitney Houston
and the Harlem
Shake. What are we
leaning towards? I'll go
first. I vote for Whitney Houston.
I'll go second. I vote for Whitney Houston. Okay.
I'll go second. I vote for Jessie McCartney. Oh no, no, I have to be the decider.
I want to play
Whitney for Bree, but
Jessie McCartney was like my childhood
and it brings back a lot of memories.
It was like in my era, so I'm
going for Jessie McCartney. Hey Bailey, good and
bad news. The good news is you've won birthday banger for your dad.
Congratulations.
Yay.
The bad news is we're going to play Jesse McCartney.
Aw.
We're into it, though.
Bree and Clint, number one in 2005.
You're on ZM.
I don't want another pretty face.
Bree and Clint.
Oh, so yeah.
ZM, Bree and Clint.
The winner of Birthday Banger today is Bailey,
who played for their dad, Daniel.
And that song, Jessie McCartney, Beautiful Soul,
was number one on the year 2005.
Next on the show, believe it or not, there is a...
I don't want to say this.
It'll get Swifty's to excited.
I was going to say there's a secret heiress tour
happening in New Zealand.
But there's not.
It's my children putting on a heiress tour concert.
So I was going to do the big secret hook to it,
but let's just be honest.
It's just some cute audio of some kids singing Taylor Swift songs.
So we'll do that next on ZM.
Everybody thinks that Taylor Swift jetted out of Sydney and back over to, I think, Singapore.
Is that where everybody thought she was going for the next stage of the ERA's tour?
Is that where we think Taylor Swift is at the moment?
Post-Australia?
Next, right?
I think so.
Maybe she goes home for a bit.
I'm too sad to look at it
Well guess what
I've got a strong feeling
She might still be here
In New Zealand
This morning
In my kitchen
You get a personal visit
I may have had
A personal visit
Like a stripped back
Acoustic performance
From the one and only
Taylor Swift.
In your living room?
I know, I know.
While I was making breakfast.
You tell me, you tell me that this is not Taylor Swift.
Okay, you know the song Blank Space?
Of course.
Yes.
One of her lesser known hits.
Did me.
This morning, as I was making coffee, I looked across the bench
and there she was performing Blank Space live at 7.30 this morning.
I only want love at this time, yeah.
Don't say I didn't say I didn't want ya.
Don't say I didn't say I did a wonder.
And there's some naysayers out there saying that that is not Taylor Swift,
that that is my two-year-old daughter Maggie.
And to that I say, look, watch what happens when we lay these songs
directly over top of each other.
Boys on the front porch.
Don't say I didn't say I did a wonder. of each other. They are identical.
They're identical.
Ignore that person
in the background
saying daddy,
okay,
that's nothing
to do with this.
That's just how
Taylor Swift,
that's how she refers to me.
Taylor sounds very cute.
I know.
If you don't believe me, she did an encore performance of one of her earlier hits.
Do you guys know Sparks Fly?
It's from...
The one?
Beelus?
No.
Damn it.
It's from the purple one.
Speak now.
Speak now.
God, the concert was wasted on me.
I'm clearly not a big enough Swifty.
You were just too starstruck.
But this morning, in the body of my two-year-old daughter, Taylor Swift performed the song
Sparks Fly.
It was a sweet night that we had to let go down and something happened. I never wanted. The funniest bit is because they have been,
my daughters, who are two and four,
have been watching the Errors Tour and Reputation Tour on repeat.
That's their favourite thing to watch at the moment.
They've even mastered the microphone technique. So when Maggie
is singing Blank Space
into a straw cleaner, one of those little
brushes, she tilts it up above
her head and she sort of cocks her head
back in the same way that Taylor Swift does.
Oh my god, she's got it down. She's going to be a little
singer. She's going to be auditioning for
X Factor.
You better watch out. Are you ready? Do people like hearing
other people's kids on the radio?
I don't know.
I do, and it's my show, so.
Wait for the key change.
Here it comes.
She's got it. Yeah. You're so lucky. One, yeah. She's got it.
Yeah.
You're so lucky.
Yeah, I know.
That was an exclusive.
Sorry, guys.
We should have given away tickets to it.
Brie and Clint.
And that's us.
We are done for the week on the Brie and Clint show
where it's been a tough old week.
Brie's been down with COVID since Tuesday,
but hopefully everyone's back to normal by Monday.
How long do you have to stay at home now?
It's nothing, eh?
Yeah, I think there's no official rule anymore.
It's nothing.
Just until you're well.
Until you feel better.
Until you have no symptoms.
Until you're ready to be around people again.
Are we ready to be around Brie?
No, probably not.
We'll give it a weekend and see.
Is that a COVID thing or is that just a...
Oh, yeah, yeah, just a COVID thing.
No, we hope she feels better.
I am off to New Plymouth Taranaki to watch Matchbox 20 and the Goo Goo Dolls live this weekend.
God, I'm excited.
I'm so jealous.
I watched Hayley Sproul's Instagram story, which will still be up there now.
They performed in Christchurch last night.
That show looks so good.
So good.
The New Plymouth venue is so cool.
In that bowl.
In the bowl of Brooklyn's big outdoor venue.
Are you going to have the best time?
I've never been to that venue before.
I've never been to a show there.
There's the stage, and then there's like a lake,
and then there's the crowd.
Floating in the lake.
Yeah, kind of.
That's so cool.
And if you're a big fan,
what do you swim out across the lake to go and see them?
Anyway, whatever you're doing this weekend, have an excellent weekend.
And we'll catch you back on Monday on the Brian Clint Show.
Our podcast is out very shortly.
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