ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 1st March 2024

Episode Date: March 1, 2024

Bree is home sick again! Whoooooo do you think they are?  Clint got a private, acoustic Eras Tour in his kitchen?!  Flat NIGHTMARES.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The ZM Podcast Network. Afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the Friday Brie and Clint show where Brie is still at home with COVID. Boo! How much does this sound like a crappy weekend? She's got COVID and she's moving house. And she has to do it with COVID. Moving house sucks when you don't have COVID.
Starting point is 00:00:31 So, yeah. Thoughts and prayers. Who do you reckon's having a worse day? Her or the Prime Minister who got busted banking $52,000 a year of your money, by the way, my money,
Starting point is 00:00:43 to rent his own house that he already owns in Wellington with no mortgage on it. Bad luck, man. The government's like, we've got to tighten our belt. It's a cost of living crisis. Everyone's just going to have to tough it out and tighten their belts a bit. Meanwhile, he's making $470,000 a year as the Prime Minister and then taking $52,000 on top to rent his own house. Must be nice! But anyway, be positive I guess.
Starting point is 00:01:14 Could have taken more? I don't know. Let's get moving with the show and stay out of politics guys, that's not our bag. We're apolitical here, aren't we? Want to play tradiverse lady and win $50 cash? Thanks to our mate KFC. If you do, now is the time to call us on 0800 dials at M.
Starting point is 00:01:33 The scores have been updated. I can tell you the tradies are in the lead by three. It's 17 to the tradies, 14 to the ladies, but the ladies can scrape one back today if they pick up that win. 0800 dials at M. Bree and Clint. Bree's off six today. It's time for a round of tradie versus lady.
Starting point is 00:01:51 It's tradie versus lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Scores for the year, 17 wins to the tradies, 14 wins to the ladies. Our lady's calling from Auckland. She is 23 years old and she is a mum of three. Welcome to the show, Julia. Hello, hello. Quick work from you, mum of three at 23.
Starting point is 00:02:16 Yes, yes, I started young. My first is 17 and I think I am done, that's for sure. You're done at three? Yes. Yeah, you'll be done early too. You'll be late 40s and your kids will be moved out of house and you'll be off to do your OE. You'll be good.
Starting point is 00:02:30 I know. How good? Okay, you're taking on our tradie today. He's from Wellington. He's 20 years old and he has broken 12 bones in his body. Welcome to the show, AJ. Hey, mate. Thanks for having me, everyone.
Starting point is 00:02:42 What was the most painful bone that you broke, AJ? I've got to say my elbow. That was crazy, man. That for having me, everyone. What was the most painful bone that you broke, AJ? Oh, I've got to say my elbow. That was crazy, man. That was when I was younger. I fractured both elbows at the same time once. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a bugger, eh? It is.
Starting point is 00:02:54 Yeah. It stops you from doing anything. It stops you from doing anything. And I had a newborn baby that I couldn't pick up with two fractured elbows. Oh, man. I wasn't husband of the year at that point. Anyway, not about me. It's about you.
Starting point is 00:03:07 Your buzzer is tradie. Julia, your buzzer is lady. The first one of you two to give me three correct answers is going to get 50 bucks cash from KFC. So good luck, guys. Here's your first question. Who starred as Barbie in the 2023 movie of the same name? AJ.
Starting point is 00:03:25 Margaret Robbie? Yeah. I thought you said Margot the first time and then you said Margaret, so we'll take it. Margot Robbie is correct. Yeah, that's what you said. One to the tradies. Question number two. The Prime Minister is being
Starting point is 00:03:41 called out for taking $52,000 Yes, Julia? To rent his own house? Not the question. Oh. I'm going to finish it, and AJ, you'll have first crack at it, and if you don't get it, then it can come back to you, Julia. The Prime Minister is being called out for taking $52,000 of taxpayer money
Starting point is 00:04:02 to rent his own house. What is his name? Christopher Luxton. Yeah, well done. Two to the tradies. It was worth a quick crack, Julia, I reckon. Just didn't quite come up for you. There's a new Miley Cyrus song out today.
Starting point is 00:04:19 It's produced by Pharrell. What is the name of Miley Cyrus? Yes. Hannah Montana. Hannah Montana. Hannah Montana is not the question. So, Julia, now you get a free guess at this one. I'll finish the question. What is the name of Miley Cyrus'
Starting point is 00:04:34 country music singing dad? Billy Ray Cyrus? Billy Ray Cyrus. Nice. That's one to the ladies and two to the tradies. Now we've got a game on our hands. Tell me, buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. I'm a lady.
Starting point is 00:04:52 Lady, Julia. Is it Carly Clarkson? No. Oh. AJ? Um. Who is it? Who is it? Who is it?
Starting point is 00:05:08 Pink It is pink Well done And that's a victory For the trainees Hey good game guys AJ you walk away With the win We've got 50 bucks
Starting point is 00:05:20 Cash for you Thanks to KFC Thanks to KFC All day KFC all day Whatever KFC all day. Brie and Clint. Whatever you're doing do not turn the cricket on. Not good.
Starting point is 00:05:32 Anyway, we're not talking about the cricket. We're doing Friday Jams. Brie is off today. She has COVID and you might go, does she really? Does she really have COVID or is she pretending? Nah man, she's really got COVID. I took this off her TikTok page this afternoon. Whoever
Starting point is 00:05:47 went to Sydney night two with COVID, like I understand, but also f*** you. That is a sick gil. She is. You can hear it, you can hear it, you can hear the... Whoever
Starting point is 00:06:04 went to Sydneydney night too that first bit whoever went to sydney night too with covid like i understand but also you she always gets it in sydney whenever she goes to australia she went for mardi gras last year and she got it as well. There's just something about Sydney for her and the type of COVID that she's susceptible to. But there's a bit of it going around. And we haven't asked this for a while because it's kind of like in the
Starting point is 00:06:33 back of your mind, you go, oh yeah, that was something that happened in 2020 and 2021. But nah, it still happens. And that person who, oh, they probably didn't know, but they weren't willing to forego the ERA's tour for their COVID. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:06:49 Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest. There's a bizarre rumour going around because Kate Middleton, Princess Kate, has not been seen in public for ages. Everyone knew that she had gone in for, I think it was emergency abdominal surgery and then nobody has seen her since. The rumours that are going around is that she is not doing well at all and that
Starting point is 00:07:12 she is in a coma. And those rumours have become so loud that the Palace have had to comment on it. They've released a statement that says the Princess of Wales has returned home after surgery. She is still making good progress. They reiterated that she won't be back until Easter. So whatever it is is serious, but they're saying she's not in a coma.
Starting point is 00:07:31 Okay? People do that, eh? It's horrible that people do that. And when there's no information, they just make up their own situations to do with that. But they are adamant that she is not and that that is a rumour and just a rumour. Time for a round of a game that we haven't played for ages.
Starting point is 00:07:47 It's called, are you guys ready? I can't do this alone. Are you guys ready? Oh no, choke, choke, choke,
Starting point is 00:07:54 choke. Sorry, I forgot to turn you on. We were ready. I was singing. We sounded the best we've ever sounded. Nobody heard it,
Starting point is 00:08:02 nobody heard it. I said, who do we think they are? Do we think they are? Who do we think they are? Where do we know these famous people from? And we've got
Starting point is 00:08:18 you guys to text them. We haven't checked the results yet. So we don't know if we're on the same pages. You guys, we haven't conferred with each other either. No. Let's go through these one by one. If we don't know if we're on the same pages. You guys, we haven't conferred with each other either. No. Let's go through these one by one. If we all say the same thing, that's a win. That's a win in this game.
Starting point is 00:08:32 I'm banking on one. They're all household names. The problem is the more famous they are, the more places there are to know these people from. That's where it gets harder. There's so much stuff. So let's start with a big name. Probably the biggest name in movies of the last 30 years, Brad Pitt. Where do we know Brad Pitt from?
Starting point is 00:08:47 Okay, I've got it. Three, two, one, fight club. Troy, nothing. Oh. Sorry. I literally, I had to Google it and I've said, I've let you guys down. I haven't watched it. You can't name a single Brad Pitt movie.
Starting point is 00:09:01 Troy. Well, you just heard Claudia say that. I don't have a copy. You couldn't say Benjamin Button? Nah. Mr. and Mrs. Smith? Troy. Well, you just heard Claudia say that. I don't have a copy. You couldn't say Benjamin Button? Nah. Mr. and Mrs. Smith? Nah.
Starting point is 00:09:08 Really? I'm so... Yeah, I... Burn After Reading? Does he do any... Ocean's Eleven? What's that one where he travelled
Starting point is 00:09:14 through the desert? He's on Friends, Claude said. Yeah, you could have said Friends, that'd be okay. Oh. Okay, no points.
Starting point is 00:09:20 Sorry. Okay, let's... Next. Let's go to another one, not the one that I put down second because I think that one will save us. Let's go to Jennifer Lawrence. Sorry. Okay. Let's go to another one. Not the one that I put down second because I think that one will save us. Let's go to Jennifer Lawrence. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:09:29 Three, two, one. The Hunger Games. Silver Linings Playbook. Why not The Hunger Games? I was really conflicted with that one because Silver Linings was the first thing that popped into my brain. Yeah, same. But arguably Hunger Games is bigger, right?
Starting point is 00:09:44 It's way bigger. That's what made her a household name. Yeah. But for some reason, I get Silver Linings was the first thing that popped into my brain. Yeah, same. But arguably Hunger Games is bigger, right? It's way bigger. That's what made her a household name. Yeah. But for some reason, I get Silver Linings Playbook. I know. Weird. I wonder if the Hunger Games is too dated.
Starting point is 00:09:53 Ah, no. It just had a resurgence last year. Okay, we still don't get a point. Let's go Jack Black. Okay. Here we go, guys. We can get this one. Here we go. Okay, ready?
Starting point is 00:10:03 We can get this one. I think we can get this one. Where do we all know Jack Black from? Three, two, one. go, guys. We can get this one. Here we go. Okay, ready? We can get this one. I think we can get this one. Where do we all know Jack Black from? Three, two, one. The Holiday Panda. Huh? What'd you say?
Starting point is 00:10:13 I said Nacho Libre. I said Kung Fu Panda. The Holiday. Oh. He's too talented. Yeah, we're none from three. Taylor Swift. Okay.
Starting point is 00:10:23 And only Taylor Swift movies. Okay? I feel like there's only two options. Three, two. three. Taylor Swift and only Taylor Swift movies. Okay. I feel like there's only two options. Three, two, one. Valentine's Day. Oh no. Did you say Lorax? I forgot about that one entirely. I was going to say Cats otherwise. Yeah, I feel like Cats
Starting point is 00:10:40 or Valentine's Day were the only two options. The Lorax. Yeah, she's the voice of the lady in the Lorax. Yeah. Okay, Tom Holland is going to save us. There you. Yeah, she's the voice of the lady in The Lawrence. Yeah. Okay, Tom Holland is going to save us. Here we go. Please, Tom Holland. Tom Holland is going to save us.
Starting point is 00:10:50 Please, almighty Tom Holland. Three, two, one. Spider-Man. Yay! I was so close to saying Doolittle just to mess with everybody. I was going to say the impossible. Oh, the movie. Uncharted.
Starting point is 00:11:08 Were people on the same page as us? Yeah, what does it say? Someone said Taylor Swift from the Hannah Montana movie. Oh, she said that song. Oh, she is in that one. Crazy-er. Someone said Brad Pitt, Moneyball, Tom Holland, Spider-Man, Taylor Swift, Valentine's Day, Jennifer Lawrence, Hunger Games,
Starting point is 00:11:24 and Jack Black, School of Rock. No one said School of Rock for Jack Black. Oh, I'm surprised. I forgot about that one. Yeah. Someone else said Brad Pitt was in Friends. So, Ella, you can have that. Sick.
Starting point is 00:11:35 All right, none of us has synced up today, and that's okay. Who cares? Bree and Clint. Bree's off sick today. She's got the dreaded COVID still somehow. So hopefully she'll be back with us on Monday. You might remember late last year we covered a thing called husband calling. It takes place at the Iowa State Fair and it is wives,
Starting point is 00:11:58 like pre-cell phone era wives, who show how they call their husbands in from the field. It's the weirdest thing, but it makes for great watching. Bob! Bob! Bob! Hurry up! I don't want to be late! Woohoo! Hey! Yoohoo!
Starting point is 00:12:17 Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Woo! Daryl! Daryl! Woo! Can you hear me? Roar! Daryl! Roar! Can you hear me? You get yourself in here right now. Come on!
Starting point is 00:12:34 You know you're going to be late again, and you know that I want to get there on time. The idea is that, like, the shrill voice carries across the field to wherever your partner is working in the field, and he hears you, and he comes back to the house. We actually gave it a go at getting Mum and I to do some husband calling for Big Steve on the Apple Watch ads. Go away!
Starting point is 00:12:58 Stephen! Come on in! Steve! Stephen! Go away! And it wasn't bad. She was pretty good at it, to be honest. I wonder if she's actually done it. Anyway, there's a new thing. And by the looks of it, this is also at the Iowa State Fair,
Starting point is 00:13:19 the same place that invented the husband calling competition. This is called mom calling, where kids show how they call for their mums. I'll put a trigger warning on this for anyone who has kids. It will sound very familiar to you and very annoying. Let's just play as much as we can stand. This is from the Iowa State Fair's first ever mum calling competition. Mum, can I have a phone please? Mum, can I have a phone please? Ma, I lost my shoes again. Oh, never mind.
Starting point is 00:13:52 Mum, mum, mum. Ma! Mum, come here. I want you. What are we having for dinner? Mum, I don't want to practice piano! Mum, I want to go home. I'm bored. Mom! Mom! I can't turn the hose off!
Starting point is 00:14:12 Mom! There's just something about the pitch and the tone of it that will do actually. That's fine. I thought we could get the only person in our team who still lives at home with their mum to do some live mum calling for us this afternoon.
Starting point is 00:14:29 Please welcome to the show, producer Ella. Hi. I sound like a 12-year-old. Well, you know, you're the only one who still lives at home with their mum and you're the only one who'd be... So can you demonstrate for us how you call your mum when you need something? Like when you need to... I don't know.
Starting point is 00:14:46 What are you? Okay. You've lost your crocs. Mum! Do you know where my crocs are? Oh, it's no less annoying even when the person is a fully grown adult. Mum! Yeah! Mum!
Starting point is 00:15:01 This is contraception. This is what this is. Anyone who's listening to this Going maybe I do Maybe I do want to have children Me They've just gone Nope Nope Seal it up
Starting point is 00:15:08 And then they never leave Brie and Clint It's time for a round Of the one second song challenge Time is waiting You only get one second Of a song No hesitating
Starting point is 00:15:22 You only got one second One second Brie's off She's not well So I'm going to take Ella on In the one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second. One second. Bree's off. She's not well, so I'm going to take Ella on in the one second song challenge today. Here we go. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:15:32 She's very good at the let's get classical game. I was going to say. But you've never played this one with me. No, but again, you always play it. So off air, I always try guess as well.
Starting point is 00:15:41 Okay. Do all right. If you win, then Maria's going to get 50 KFC chicken dollars. And if win, then Maria's going to get 50 KFC chicken dollars, and if I win, Rebecca's going to get some KFC chicken dollars. All right, sounds good. Okay. Claudia's going to run the game.
Starting point is 00:15:52 Hi, Claudia. Hello, guys. So there's always a theme for this one. So what I've done since we've started five on time this week, and that's all about time. It's all about counting. So that's the theme for today. Everything's about counting.
Starting point is 00:16:04 It's about time. It's about the movement of time. So that's the theme for today. Everything's about counting. It's about time. It's about the movement of time. Just think about that. That's kind of your hint. Okay, I've got some songs already in my brain. Same. Actually, I've just got one. Okay.
Starting point is 00:16:14 Great. Well, that's a good start. So I'm going to start a song from the beginning. Songs about time. Yeah. They're all songs that you'll know. Yeah. So you don't even need the theme.
Starting point is 00:16:22 You'll know them. So I'm going to start the song from the beginning. Just buzz in with your name and I'm looking for the artist and the name of the song. Okay. First person to three is going to win for their team. Cool. Okay. We're good to go? Yeah. Okay. Here's your first song. Ella. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:16:37 Ella? Nah, she hasn't got it. Yeah, Counting Stars. Counting Stars. Yeah, by Imagine Dragons? No. Counting Stars by One Republic. Oh, Counting Stars. Counting Stars. Yeah, by? Imagine Dragons? No. Counting Stars by One Republic. Oh, it is One Republic. I was so close. I was so close to saying One Direction.
Starting point is 00:16:55 One Republic. Wait, so do you get a point even though I gave you the title? Yeah. That's not fair. Maybe you buzzed in too quick. Nah. Nah. Nah.
Starting point is 00:17:05 Okay, one point for Clint. Here is another song. Clint. Clint. Kesha, TikTok. Yeah. No! Spelled the same as the app, but years before the app.
Starting point is 00:17:21 She was way ahead of the curve, eh? Can she claim anything about that? I don't know. Sue him. Yeah, sue him for all he worth. Can she claim anything about that? I don't know. Sue him. Yeah, sue him for all he worth. Yeah, sue TikTok. Kesha, that'll work.
Starting point is 00:17:30 Okay, Clint, you could take it here. So Ella, you need this one to stay in the game. Deep breaths, everyone. Here's another one. Oh. I know the artist. What's the song called? Clint.
Starting point is 00:17:41 I don't. You, Clint. Gwen Stefani, What You Waiting For. Oh, yes. Well done. And fun fact, that's the theme song for Five on Time. Yeah. Do you have more?
Starting point is 00:17:58 I know you've won. Here's a bonus round. Ella. Harry Styles, son of the times. Why would you do that to me? I'll give one. Here's a bonus round. Ella. Ella. Oh! The Curie style son of a ton. Why would you do that to me? No! Such a good car song.
Starting point is 00:18:13 Such a good car song. Oh. Hey, Rebecca, you've scored 50 KFC chicken dollars this afternoon for backing the right horse, me. Congratulations. Yay. Yay. Yay. Yay. Yay.
Starting point is 00:18:29 All right. Thank you. You're very welcome, mate. Sorry, Ella, you'll get them next week. Bree and Clint. ZM Bree and Clint. That's brand new music from Miley Cyrus and Pharrell. It's called Doctor, Work It Out.
Starting point is 00:18:48 It's good. A cynical person might say that Pharrell has just copy pasted Blurred Lines and got rid of Robin Thicke and just put Miley Cyrus on it and that they're almost the exact same song, but... But I mean mean that would be a cynical thing to say it'd be
Starting point is 00:19:10 nah they sound nothing they sound nothing alike okay nothing alike anyway
Starting point is 00:19:20 it's called Doctor and the music video looks very very cool for it as well anyway we have got a great prize up for grabs at the moment thanks to our mates at Better Bear we want you Anyway, it's called Doctor, and the music video looks very, very cool for it as well. Anyway, we have got a great prize up for grabs at the moment.
Starting point is 00:19:29 Thanks to our mates at Better Beer. We want you to take us on a tour of your flat. If you've just headed down to uni and you've moved into a new flat for the year, grab the camera, take us on a tour of your flat, and if you do, you could win a $10,000 Better Beer prize pack. Better Beer is the inspired unemployed boys beer. You get beer, I believe. You get a couch for your
Starting point is 00:19:50 flat as well. So it's a really good prize. And I thought this afternoon we could take some calls on flat nightmares. Some of the worst flats that you've ever lived in. Because those are the ones that actually get the views on these videos. Nobody really wants
Starting point is 00:20:05 to see your wonderfully clean, well-organised flat where there's no hair in the drain and there's no holes in the wall, you know? And we're not encouraging you to damage the flat either, but that's kind of what makes it interesting. And we would like to take your calls on flat nightmares this afternoon. Me personally, I've lived in some shockers. I've lived in one where the roof caved in into the shub. So the shower bath in Christchurch, it was so damp in that room that one day the ceiling just fell into the bath.
Starting point is 00:20:34 The good thing was all the mess was contained in the bath. The bad news, that was the only place to shower and then we didn't have a ceiling again. But it's all part of the flatting experience, isn't it? Claudia, you would have lived in some dumps, wouldn't you? Oh, yeah, absolutely. I've had my time.
Starting point is 00:20:49 Yeah, the worst one I lived in, it was half the people living there. I didn't know them. And every time I'd walk out of the room, they would put their heads down and leave. And I'm like, do you hate me? But it didn't have a living space. It was like an apartment.
Starting point is 00:21:01 No communal area. No, no communal area. The toilet was just disgusting and my bedroom window opened up to like a traffic light and so every time a double decker bus would come past, it was just like, hi, I'm in bed. I had a flat once that was at a pedestrian
Starting point is 00:21:17 crossing and that button that you push that goes... Constantly. The traffic lights, every time that goes... No. Constantly. The traffic lights, every time it goes green, a second lander you'd hear, honk. Ella, have you ever lived in a grim flat before? Opposite to you.
Starting point is 00:21:38 It wasn't our roof, it was our flooring. We had a party and I guess it was mouldy. It was wooden floors and someone went straight through the floor. Oh my God. Straight through. Did they take that out of your bond? Nah, they just covered it up with some ply. Just like, carry on. Sorry about the floor.
Starting point is 00:21:52 Did you just cover it up? They're like, that'll fix it for a bit. Wait, did you cover it up or did the landlord cover it up? The landlord covered it up with plywood and carpet. It's the landlord's special. Yeah. Classic. At least they covered it up.
Starting point is 00:22:02 It could have been worse. True. I reckon there's flats in Dunedin where they go, well, that was your floor for the whole year. I told you to look after that floor. We'll put new floors in for next year's tenants. 0800 dial ZM or you can text them into 9696. Short and sweet.
Starting point is 00:22:16 We just want to know about your flatting nightmare stories this afternoon on 0800 dial ZM. And if you want to enter that comp to win the ultimate better beer flat prize pack, all the details for that are at ZM online. This afternoon we're looking for your flat nightmare stories. Dana has
Starting point is 00:22:33 called up. Hi Dana. Hi. You lived in some shockers before? Just one. Just one? Okay, tell me about your flatting nightmare. So I, it was my second year of, and I moved in with my boyfriend and about five other guys. And one night we had a party, and some drinks got spilled on our rug. So the next day we put it outside on the deck, and we left it there for a couple of weeks, actually.
Starting point is 00:23:05 And then we put it back inside, and then a couple of days later, someone was vacuuming, and they could see little maggots coming up out of the carpet. And we pulled back the entire rug, and it was covered in maggots everywhere. And we found that it was completely all over the living room. You had a living maggot rug in your living room? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:34 And so it took them, I didn't want anything to do with it, so I just let them vacuum them up for about two hours. It took them to try and vacuum them all up out of the carpet. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Did you keep the rug?
Starting point is 00:23:48 Did you not get rid of the rug at that stage? No, I think we got rid of the rug, but they had gone into the rest of the carpet in the living room. Yeah. That's so rotten. You're like, oh, well, we are students, so we better just go and hire a rug doctor and be done with it. That is foul.
Starting point is 00:24:09 Thank you, Dana. We appreciate it. Let's go to Marcus on 0800. Hi, Marcus. Hi, how are you? We're good. We're looking for flat nightmares, flat horror stories. Can you top a rug full of maggots?
Starting point is 00:24:20 I hope so. Okay. You hope so. Okay, give it to us. Last year, so my first year of flatting, moving to this real nice flat right by uni.
Starting point is 00:24:30 And it was good in the summer, but as soon as winter hit, the condensation and the whole wetness sort of kicked in. Started getting black mould in my room. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:42 So I had black mould coming from the roof. It was going down the sides of the of the walls uh like wet walls so i'd wake up to and got so bad that one day i woke up had to go straight to hospital and i was in hospital with um septus they found like bacteria in my blood from like unhealthy living conditions and they reckon it was from the from the damp black mold conditions that gave you sepsis. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:05 That's blood poisoning. Yeah, once I told them, they were like, it's probably that. So what do you do in that situation? Do you call your landlord and you're like, hey, bro, I don't really want to keep paying rent in this place. And I always wonder, like, was it the house's fault or did you guys just, like, did you never open the windows
Starting point is 00:25:22 or anything like that? See, like, I used, like, a castor window there. I had a dehumidifier on all the time yeah i tried everything i told them told them i was like i've actually been in hospital this time and she was like how long did it take you to get better from sepsis i think it was like three to four weeks before i started feeling like but like it came with like tonsillitis, like everything, my whole immune system. Yeah, you shouldn't have to live like that. Do you remember how much
Starting point is 00:25:49 you were paying to live in the house that gave you blood poisoning? It was only 155 at the time. Oh, sweet. It was pretty good to cross the road from university and crash it. Oh, that's a mean deal.
Starting point is 00:26:00 Who cares? That's sweet. Yeah, free trip to the hospital. Yeah, free trip to the hospital. You got some free food in the hospital. You're winning, Marcus. All good. Thanks for sharing, man.
Starting point is 00:26:09 I hope you're in a better flat now. Awesome. Much better. Much better. Yeah, good man. Okay. Brian Clint. We're going to do a birthday banger next. Go and register your flat, by the way, at ZM Online if you want to win that Better Be A Prize pack. And if you want to know what your birthday banger is, the number one song on your 16th birthday,
Starting point is 00:26:26 0800 dials at M right now. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Number one songs on your 16th birthday for a Friday afternoon. We're going to kick it off with Bailey. Hi, Bailey. Hi.
Starting point is 00:26:41 Hello. You've got to be 16 to do birthday banger. How old are you? Eight. You're eight yearsanger How old are you? Eight You're eight years old, so are you doing it for somebody else? Yeah, I'm doing it for my dad Oh, that's nice, what's your dad's name? Daniel
Starting point is 00:26:54 Daniel, okay, what's your dad, Daniel's date of birth, Bailey? 27th of April, 1989 1989, okay, just like Taylor Swift Your dad was 16 in the year 2005 of April 1989. 1989. Okay. Just like Taylor Swift. Your dad was 16 in the year 2005 and this is your dad's birthday banger. I don't want another
Starting point is 00:27:12 pretty face. I don't want just anyone to hold. I don't want my love. It's Jessie McCartney in Beautiful Soul. What do you reckon, Bailey? No.
Starting point is 00:27:27 Brutal honesty. That's okay. Do you not like Jesse McArney or you've never heard this song? I've never heard it. Okay. Don't you love the honesty of kids? That's great. Wait there, Bailey.
Starting point is 00:27:40 We're going to do Ella's birthday banger. Hi, Ella. Hello, but Izzy's going to do it for me. Izzy is going to do it for you. Hi, Izzy. Hi. Hi. Is that your mum, Ella? Yeah. Yeah, okay. What's your mum's date of birth?
Starting point is 00:27:56 New Year's Eve 1976. 31st of December 1976. That means she was 16 on the 31st of December 1992. That means she was 16 on the 31st of December 1992. And on that day, this was your mum's birthday banger. It's Whitney Houston and I Will Always Love You. That's a banger.
Starting point is 00:28:24 Yeah. Yesterday was Celine Dion. Today it's Whitney Houston. It's all about the divas. You guys like it? Do you like that song? Yeah. Yeah, tune.
Starting point is 00:28:36 Okay, wait there. One more birthday banger for Alicia. Hi, Alicia. Hi. Are you doing yours or your mum's? No, I'm doing my own. You're doing your own. Okay, very good.
Starting point is 00:28:47 What's your personal date of birth, Alicia? It is the 21st of February, 1997. Okay, on the 21st of February, 2013, you turned 16 and this was the number one song. Thank you, the home. Oh, my God. You turned 16 and this was the number one song. One of the original internet dance trends. I remember that. Someone had to wear a motorbike helmet. It was real weird, but everybody did it.
Starting point is 00:29:20 You get the Harlem Shake by Bala. Are you into it? I did like Beautiful Soul. Yeah, me too. Yeah, that's my pick. Yeah, okay, wait there for a second. We're going to deliberate. You know how I said that I got a personal phone call from Ross
Starting point is 00:29:34 about how he played Celine Dion yesterday? I don't want that to influence our decision, but he just said that his... I think he was okay with Celine Dion. I think his issue was Celine Dion and the B52s in the same week was his main takeaway from it. But don't let it influence how you're going to decide, how you're going to vote, okay?
Starting point is 00:29:52 Our options are still Jesse McCartney, Whitney Houston and the Harlem Shake. What are we leaning towards? I'll go first. I vote for Whitney Houston. I'll go second. I vote for Whitney Houston. Okay. I'll go second. I vote for Jessie McCartney. Oh no, no, I have to be the decider.
Starting point is 00:30:12 I want to play Whitney for Bree, but Jessie McCartney was like my childhood and it brings back a lot of memories. It was like in my era, so I'm going for Jessie McCartney. Hey Bailey, good and bad news. The good news is you've won birthday banger for your dad. Congratulations.
Starting point is 00:30:28 Yay. The bad news is we're going to play Jesse McCartney. Aw. We're into it, though. Bree and Clint, number one in 2005. You're on ZM. I don't want another pretty face. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:30:44 Oh, so yeah. ZM, Bree and Clint. The winner of Birthday Banger today is Bailey, who played for their dad, Daniel. And that song, Jessie McCartney, Beautiful Soul, was number one on the year 2005. Next on the show, believe it or not, there is a... I don't want to say this.
Starting point is 00:31:10 It'll get Swifty's to excited. I was going to say there's a secret heiress tour happening in New Zealand. But there's not. It's my children putting on a heiress tour concert. So I was going to do the big secret hook to it, but let's just be honest. It's just some cute audio of some kids singing Taylor Swift songs.
Starting point is 00:31:26 So we'll do that next on ZM. Everybody thinks that Taylor Swift jetted out of Sydney and back over to, I think, Singapore. Is that where everybody thought she was going for the next stage of the ERA's tour? Is that where we think Taylor Swift is at the moment? Post-Australia? Next, right? I think so. Maybe she goes home for a bit.
Starting point is 00:31:44 I'm too sad to look at it Well guess what I've got a strong feeling She might still be here In New Zealand This morning In my kitchen You get a personal visit
Starting point is 00:31:57 I may have had A personal visit Like a stripped back Acoustic performance From the one and only Taylor Swift. In your living room? I know, I know.
Starting point is 00:32:08 While I was making breakfast. You tell me, you tell me that this is not Taylor Swift. Okay, you know the song Blank Space? Of course. Yes. One of her lesser known hits. Did me. This morning, as I was making coffee, I looked across the bench
Starting point is 00:32:28 and there she was performing Blank Space live at 7.30 this morning. I only want love at this time, yeah. Don't say I didn't say I didn't want ya. Don't say I didn't say I did a wonder. And there's some naysayers out there saying that that is not Taylor Swift, that that is my two-year-old daughter Maggie. And to that I say, look, watch what happens when we lay these songs directly over top of each other.
Starting point is 00:33:00 Boys on the front porch. Don't say I didn't say I did a wonder. of each other. They are identical. They're identical. Ignore that person in the background saying daddy, okay, that's nothing
Starting point is 00:33:18 to do with this. That's just how Taylor Swift, that's how she refers to me. Taylor sounds very cute. I know. If you don't believe me, she did an encore performance of one of her earlier hits. Do you guys know Sparks Fly?
Starting point is 00:33:36 It's from... The one? Beelus? No. Damn it. It's from the purple one. Speak now. Speak now.
Starting point is 00:33:47 God, the concert was wasted on me. I'm clearly not a big enough Swifty. You were just too starstruck. But this morning, in the body of my two-year-old daughter, Taylor Swift performed the song Sparks Fly. It was a sweet night that we had to let go down and something happened. I never wanted. The funniest bit is because they have been, my daughters, who are two and four, have been watching the Errors Tour and Reputation Tour on repeat.
Starting point is 00:34:20 That's their favourite thing to watch at the moment. They've even mastered the microphone technique. So when Maggie is singing Blank Space into a straw cleaner, one of those little brushes, she tilts it up above her head and she sort of cocks her head back in the same way that Taylor Swift does. Oh my god, she's got it down. She's going to be a little
Starting point is 00:34:38 singer. She's going to be auditioning for X Factor. You better watch out. Are you ready? Do people like hearing other people's kids on the radio? I don't know. I do, and it's my show, so. Wait for the key change. Here it comes.
Starting point is 00:35:05 She's got it. Yeah. You're so lucky. One, yeah. She's got it. Yeah. You're so lucky. Yeah, I know. That was an exclusive. Sorry, guys. We should have given away tickets to it. Brie and Clint.
Starting point is 00:35:15 And that's us. We are done for the week on the Brie and Clint show where it's been a tough old week. Brie's been down with COVID since Tuesday, but hopefully everyone's back to normal by Monday. How long do you have to stay at home now? It's nothing, eh? Yeah, I think there's no official rule anymore.
Starting point is 00:35:30 It's nothing. Just until you're well. Until you feel better. Until you have no symptoms. Until you're ready to be around people again. Are we ready to be around Brie? No, probably not. We'll give it a weekend and see.
Starting point is 00:35:39 Is that a COVID thing or is that just a... Oh, yeah, yeah, just a COVID thing. No, we hope she feels better. I am off to New Plymouth Taranaki to watch Matchbox 20 and the Goo Goo Dolls live this weekend. God, I'm excited. I'm so jealous. I watched Hayley Sproul's Instagram story, which will still be up there now. They performed in Christchurch last night.
Starting point is 00:35:59 That show looks so good. So good. The New Plymouth venue is so cool. In that bowl. In the bowl of Brooklyn's big outdoor venue. Are you going to have the best time? I've never been to that venue before. I've never been to a show there.
Starting point is 00:36:12 There's the stage, and then there's like a lake, and then there's the crowd. Floating in the lake. Yeah, kind of. That's so cool. And if you're a big fan, what do you swim out across the lake to go and see them? Anyway, whatever you're doing this weekend, have an excellent weekend.
Starting point is 00:36:27 And we'll catch you back on Monday on the Brian Clint Show. Our podcast is out very shortly. See you later. See you later. Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC. Get the full menu delivered to your door with the KFC app. Play ZM.

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