ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 1st May 2023

Episode Date: May 1, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. Hello everybody, welcome to the Brian and Clint Podcast. I asked you guys this question earlier, but I don't think we've really talked it through. Do you think it's weird if I accept a Facebook friend request from someone that has been sitting there for seven years? I mean, for the... Ah, nah. Just do it. I wouldn't.

They're not going to notice? Won get a notification To say Clint has accepted your Facebook friend request Yeah but they're not going to remember when they ask No that's why it's weird I didn't request his friendship Or they'll just go oh yeah I must have Seven years ago I would leave it longer just for the joke

Until you get to ten and then accept it They wouldn't be that worried about They wouldn't be sitting by the computer going, oh my god, it's been six years and 11 months and he still hasn't accepted it. They're not going to remember shit. Claudia was like, what if they've been checking?

Yeah, if they've ever been on your page. But if they've been on your page at all in the last seven years, they would have seen the little friendship pending. Pending, yeah. I've got a million people in my friend request. Yeah, same. I'm just saying.

I'm looking for the oldest one that I've got. I've got one here from 11 years ago. Oh my god. How do you look where your friend requests are? Go home. Go home. Yeah, over here. Friends.

Yeah, friends. Friends. I've got none. I've got some. And then beside it, it says how long they've been sitting there. I've got one from 11 years ago and we've got four mutual friends. Oh, no. Oh, I can see where it says how long.

Oldest. How many do you guys have sitting in there? I don't have any. Sorry, Claudia. I've got none. It's because I'm decisive and I choose. No, that's good. I wish I was more like that. I just decline them straight away. Who are these people? Oh, I've got 13 unconfirmed friend requests sitting there. People who I've asked to be friends with and they haven't said yes. I have a thousand friend requests sitting there. You have a thousand? Yeah. I've asked to be friends with and they haven't said yes. I have a thousand friend requests sitting there. You have a thousand?

Yeah. I've got 372. What? How do you find the number? Do you want to hear who has it? Wait, how do you find the people that haven't accepted you? I want to see mine. Go to the top. And then request.

Go friend request. Yeah. I don't have it. And here, view sent requests. Do you want to hear who hasn't accepted my friend request? Yes. Jason Gunn. Oh, great.

Jason Hawkins. Oh, it's a Jason thing. Of Jason PJ. I dreamt about Jason the other day. Jay Reeve from rival radio station The Rock. Bazzi. And Di Henwood. Oh, what?

Got all the big dogs in the biz. Well, the rest of the people you won't know. That's why I didn't bother saying them. Yeah, right. Oh, here it is. I'm trying to see. Oh, I must have sent a friend request to Jamie Curry. From Jamie's World.

Yeah. I love her. And she's left me on read. So, yeah, if one of these randomly accepts me, then I'll be like, oh, okay. Intern Pete from the Kyle and Jackie O Show in Australia. Did he reject you? He's rejected me. No, he hasn't rejected you.

He's just left me hanging. He's just left you. What's more embarrassing, getting rejected or? I'd rather get rejected. At least you know where you stand then. Damn, I've got a French request from 13 years ago sitting here. I'm cancelling all my scent requests because they make me feel embarrassed. Yeah, it's embarrassing.

Good on you. Do that. I'm going to do it. Oh, I had a crush on this girl when I was at school and I've had a friend request sitting there for 12 years. That's an interesting one. Just delete them all. Start again. Just delete Facebook. Hey, I've got

something for the podcast group because the girls might be listening. So, friends of the show, two hearts, comedy musical duo. Laura and Joseph. Laura and Joseph. And I was talking to Laura, my good friend Laura, who I adore. Anyway, she has been in Melbourne for the last however many weeks doing the comedy festival over there.

And she sent me a message because I kept saying, when are you coming back? We've got to hang out. What's going on? And she sent me a message on the weekend saying, hey, spoke with these two amazing girls that came to our Two Hearts show because they heard our performance on the Bree and Clint show. There you go.

Yeah. So that's cool. Whoever you are, if you're listening to this podcast right now, we love you. It's the equivalent of when you buy something from a business and then you get the questionnaire and it says, how did you hear about this business? Radio.

Radio. Yeah. We always talk radio. We always talk radio. We always talk radio. Radio, it's a great way to reach your audience. And if you're in Melbourne right now or Sydney, go see the Two Hearts show. They're amazing.

Still in Melbourne? They might be in Sydney. They're coming back next week or maybe they're on their way back. I had a dream about Melanie Brayfell last night. Did you? Speaking of the comedy festival, yeah. What kind of dream? Yeah. About who? Oh wait, what? Melanie Bracewell.

Oh, she's cool. She is cool. I like her teeth. She's got good teeth. She has great teeth. Yeah. Here we go. Sydney, last chance to see us tonight. Oh. Oh. Got it. We'll rush it. Well, if you're Kiwi or if you're going to be in New Zealand,

get tickets to the Two Hearts show at the New Zealand Comedy Festival. So that's going to be this month. Also, Google the Eurovision song. It's very good. Their show is always one of my favourites in the Comedy Festival. I highly recommend it. And they produce the music as well. Do we have any bits of them in the system?

Because they do a song called Slutty Ghost. It's so funny. Actually, all their songs are hilarious. Tummy Rosé. Tummy Rosé! Is this the live version? This is the one. I don't know. Oh, no, this was the backing track because they did it live. Oh, right. Tommy Rose is about when you drink red wine and then you drink white wine and you make rose in your tummy. Yeah, so it goes, I drink the red wine, I drink the white wine,

mix it all together, that is Tommy Rose. Tommy Rose. Oh, there it is. He-ma-wanted. Oh, that's her backing track. I love the part where she goes, I eat a sheet of pasta, then I eat some bolognese. I eat a sheet of pasta, then I eat some bechamel.

They're so good live. Get tickets right now. I think it's the 21st of May is their show. You'll find it. It's so good. Enjoy the podcast, everybody. Tommy Rossi. Tommy Rossi. Tommy Rossi.

So fucking funny. They're so talented. I'll catch you back tomorrow. Bye. Bye, guys. I'm coming in. Well, howdy, pilgrims. Good, everybody.

Happy Monday. It's Brie and Clint. We've just been discussing the difference between Booba and Kiki, which is hard to explain on the radio, but if you know the trend, you'll know what we're talking about. Is Monday Booba or kiki? Monday is kiki. Kiki.

Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Wednesday is booba. Booba, yeah. But then I think Friday is probably kiki. Yeah, no. Sunday is booba. Booba for sure.

If you don't know what we're talking about, just Google booba or kiki. It will show you these two images. One of them is booba and one of them is kiki. And from there, you can sort of interpret everything as being either booba or kiki. It's weird.

It's the same with people. Like, for example, apparently I'm booba and you're kiki. Yeah, which is a surprise to me. Why? I thought I was booba. Oh, did you?

Yeah. Why? But it's not about how you think of yourself. It's about how to me. Why? I thought I was booba. Oh, did you? Yeah. Why? But it's not about how you think of yourself. It's about how you appear. Yes. So you don't get to decide whether you are booba or kiki. Other people will tell you if you're booba or kiki. Yeah, yeah.

Food, different foods can be booba or kiki. So like a pavlova. Booba. Booba. Yeah. Yeah. Karage chicken. Oh.

Oh, that's a hard one. That's a hard one. Yeah. Lasagna, booba. Booba. Celery. Kiki. Yeah. Yeah. Karage chicken. Oh. Oh, that's a hard one. That's a hard one. Yeah. Lasagna. Booba. Celery. Kiki. Yeah.

Yeah. Weird, eh? It's weird. You should look into it. It's a bit of fun. Today on the show, we are going to give away a Fussy Cat prize pack, which comes with some Fussy Cat cat food and $300. Is it, Claudia?

$300. $300 cash. We're going to give that away at 4 o'clock this afternoon, and anybody can win it. We're going to kick off the show with $50 cash, thanks to our very good friends at KFC, with Tradie versus Lady. If you want to play, the number to call is, what's the number?

Oh, wait, 100DialZM. Lucky you remembered. So kiki. Is that kiki to remember? I don't know. I think it's booba for me to forget No, you're taking it too far Billy Eilish, Booba or Kiki?

Booba You reckon? Yeah Billy Eilish's music, Booba or Kiki? Kiki Yeah, weird, eh? But she's Booba Yeah

That makes no sense if you haven't looked at the pictures yet Time for Tradie vs Lady Mover. Yeah. It makes no sense if you haven't looked at the pictures yet. Time for Tradie vs. Lady. Free and Cleanse. Tradie vs. Lady. Right, here we go. Another week. Some more games of Tradie vs. Lady. The Tradies on 34 wins for the year.

The Ladies just in front on 35. They refuse to give up the lead. Let's go to our Lady first. She's calling in from Auckland. She's 32 and she walks dogs all day for a living. Dream job. Welcome to the show, Emma. G'day, Emma.

Hi. I'm so jealous. How many dogs would you normally walk at one time? I just do four at once because they're always off leash. Four at once, off leash. Oh, fun, Emma. Yeah, always off leash. Do at once, off leash. Oh, fun, Emma. Yeah, always off leash. Do you have your favourites, secretly?

They're all my favourites. Lies, Emma, lies. Can I ask, and I've always wondered this, how many steps does a dog walker do in a day? Have you ever counted your steps? Oh, my heavens, no, but I should. Oh, yeah, we're going to get you a fit then. I do quite a lot.

She'd be so fit. Yeah. So fit. Okay, you're taking on our tradie today. They're calling in from Christchurch. They're 20 years old, and they are the best at doing the bare minimum. Welcome to the show, Regan. G'day, Regan.

I could give you a run for your money, I think. Hello? You really are doing the bare minimum, Regan, aren't you? He's really doing the bare minimum. Yeah. Of course. Okay, Regs, your buzzer is tradie. Emma, your buzzer is lady.

First to three correct answers gets the win and the $50 from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Which Spice Girl is David Beckham married to? Lady, lady, lady, lady. Yes, Emma, you're in. Victoria Beckham.

Well done. That is, of course, Victoria Beckham. We would have also accepted Posh Spice. Posh Spice. Question number two, one to the ladies. Who invented scissors? Was it Alexander Graham Bell, Leonardo da Vinci, or Andy Warhol? Lady.

Yes, Emma. Lady. Leonardo da Vinci. It was Leonardo da Vinci. Nice work. Isn't it weird to think that someone invented scissors? Buzzy, eh? Like, something you just take for granted.

Someone had to come up with that idea. And when they did, they would have been like, holy shit, these things are amazing. Well, wait, so I hold them in these fingers and then I press them together and it cuts stuff. Yeah. Amazing. Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone.

Yeah. And other stuff. And Thomas Crapper invented the telephone. Yeah. And other stuff. And Thomas Crapper invented the toilet. Yeah. 100%. Question number three. You need this one here, Regan. Time to stop doing the bare minimum, okay?

Question number three. Which chess piece can only move diagonally? Is it a rook, a knight, or a bishop? Lady. Emma just in. Knight. Bishop. She's won it. Oh, just in. Lady. Bishop. She's won it. Oh my god.

She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh. She's a lady. Emma, that was a master class. Yeah, babe. That's not cool. Regan, you did live up to your reputation though.

Bye, Regan. Okay, Emma, Emma Ball. Bye, Clint. He literally buzzed in once. That is the definition of the bare minimum. Bree and Clint. Big news over in Australia because Katy Perry has successfully sued Katy Perry. Come again? successfully sued Katy Perry. I got the eye of the tiger. Come again?

This is such a buzzy story. So US pop sensation Katy Perry, we all know her. We're familiar. Massive pop star. Yeah. Has been in a really long-running legal battle with a woman named Katy Perry. Okay. Non-pop star. Spelled non-pop star spelled non-pop star pop star

katie perry spells katie with a y this katie spells her name with an ie right and technically her name is katie taylor now because she got married but back in i, like 2006, she started a clothing label under her birth name, Katy Perry, and has held a trademark in Australia for the name Katy Perry for over a decade. Since when? 2006. Okay. what's happened is the fashion designer, Katy Perry, with an IE, has sued Katy Perry, the singer, claiming she infringed her trademark by using pretty much identical to

or deceptively similar names and characteristics of her brand. Does Katy Perry, the Australian fashion designer, think that Katy Perry, the pop star, is trying to ride her coattails? I don't know. That's what she's alleging. She's saying, you, Katy Perry, from American Idol, you're jocking my stees.

Well, I think what she's saying is that she had trademarked it and when Katy Perry has come to Australia with her concerts and she's sold products like her merch, like jumpers and shirts. Oh, that's the issue when she gets into the clothing part. Yeah. Katy Perry has quite a lot from, I think she does quite a lot of clothing. I believe that she has a fashion label that sells it like Meyer or Target, which is kind of like farmers.

What is she supposed to call it? I don't know. It's her name. Anyway, the Katy Perry, the non-famous one. Australian Katy Perry. Yes, has won. She won the court case. So what does that mean?

You can't buy any Katy Perry merch in Australia? I don't know. Because surely her copyright is not worldwide. Yeah, well, I wouldn't imagine so. I wouldn't imagine so. Damn, that's some BDE, Katy Perry with an IE. It's literally like David versus Goliath. Can you imagine Katy

Perry from Sydney, Australia going, oh, I'm going to take Katy Perry global pop star sensation to court. It happens though. Remember, what's the TV show in Australia? Bondi Vet, Chris Brown. Yes, Chris Brown, Bondi Vet. The guy who has the TV show Bondi Vet, his name is Chris Brown.

And then there's the controversial pop star, Chris Brown. Chris Brown, same name. Gutting. Gutting. Yeah. I thought- There's that line of cosmetics, Chris Brown, same name. Gutting. Gutting. Yeah. I thought... There's that line of cosmetics, Bobby Brown makeup. Yeah. And Bobby Brown

was Whitney Houston's abusive partner. Yeah. You know? It's wild. I want to ask, because I love these things and there will be people listening right now that have one of these names. Do you or someone you know

have the same name as a famous person? Yeah. Maybe your name is Matthew McConaughey and there's nothing you, like, you know, maybe you were the first Matthew McConaughey. Um, uh, there used to be a guy at the place I worked before this whose name, no kidding, New Zealand guy whose name was Michael Bolton. Was it?

Yeah. That's so buzzy. I went to preschool with this girl, this kid, true story, and her name was Doja Cat. No, you did not. You ruined it. Sorry. I drew you in though, didn't I?

Oh, at 100Dials.in, we want to know, have you got a famous person's name? And did you have it first? Yeah, you can also text us on 9696. I hope you had it first. That's way funnier. I hope you weren't born in the last five years and your parents named you Usher.

You know? Yeah, exactly. We want to know, have you got a famous person's name? Someone texted and they said, my mum's name's Janet Jackson. Amazing. Love that. Her whole life she would have had to put up with people laughing, asking, oh, how's Michael? Like the singer.

How's Michael? Amazing. So good. Let's talk to Shelby who's called up. Hi, Shelby. Hi, Shelby. Hi. You went to uni with someone that had a famous name.

Yeah, I went to uni with Ben Affleck. No way. What's he like in person? Was he dating J-Lo at the time? No. That was before the ad. He was in one of my classes. That's right.

He was on the skinny mobile ad, that guy, wasn't he? Was he on the ad? Yeah. I've always wondered when I watch those skinny mobile ads if... If they're real people? If they're real people. And they are? Yeah, it is.

Because I know someone who knows the Lewis Hamilton from Rotorua. Oh, gotcha. So he vouches for him as well. Yeah, amazing. Yeah, okay. Thanks, Shelby. He would have had... Did it work for him?

I feel like it could have been a good icebreaker when he was talking to people, Shelby, to go, hey, I'm Ben Affleck. Well, his name was above mine on the roll and at my group of, like, cable, I pointed out, oh, his name's Ben Affleck. And everyone looked at me like, yes, so? And I was like, that's a famous name.

What do you mean, yes, so? Yeah, what do you mean, yes, so? That's not a weird thing to point out. I bet your other classmate, Matt Damon, knew who it was. Someone's texted him and they said my name's Hannibal Lichter but it's spelled L-E-C-T-A. No it's not. What? Your name is not Hannibal. Their name is Hannibal. Your name is not Hannibal Lichter. How stupid do we look? Someone texted there and said my brother-in-law's name is Kenny Roger. That's pretty close.

My name is Kate Shippard. I tried to get on the skinny ad, but can't have been Hollywood enough. Oh, boo. Someone else said, not me, but my friend's name is Jason Statham. Good one. Really? I love that one. Morgan's here.

Hey, Morgan. Hi, Morgan. Hi. Your husband's got a famous name. He does. My partner's name is Michael Myers. Michael Myers. Mike Myers, Austin Powers.

Is he funny? He just loves. He loves to hear hey. How many years do you reckon, Morgan, he was coming up to you going, do I make you horny, baby? Yeah, baby, yeah. Honestly, I think he would have died. Amazing.

He just hears it so much. How old is your husband, Morgan? My partner, he's 30. Oh, crap, how old is he? 36? Oh, yeah, okay. So right in the pocket for the Austin Powers movies. Yeah, pretty much, pretty much.

So yeah, and he's like, it's really hard to find an email address. Yeah. How annoying. He would get it everywhere he went. Someone texted and they said, my name's Bradley Cooper. Is it really?

That's a good one. Yeah, I could believe that. Someone else said, my daughter's name is Ashley Olsen. Oh, Mary-Kate and Ashley. Yeah. Weird to only name them after one of the Olsen twins. Yeah, what about Mary-Kate? What about Mary-Kate?

Let's go to Ashley. Is that you, Ashley? No, it's not me. I wish it was. I've been fixed with them as a kid. Oh, who was it? Oh, New York Minute? Oh, come on.

What's your name, Ashley? I am married to Robbie Williams. Are you really? I am. And we took the piss. And we did She's the One as our first dance. Oh, you have to. Cute.

Yeah. So your husband's name must be Robert Williams, but he chooses to go with Robbie, right? Well, that's the funny thing. No one in his family has ever called him Robbie, but he went on online dating as Robbie. That's good. It's a good icebreaker.

Ashley, level with me here. Be honest with me, babe. Do you ever say to your husband, Robbie Williams, babe, can you do an English accent for me? He can't sing and I'm like, he's so dead and it makes me so sad. I love that the first time you would have met his family, they would have said, hey, Ash, just so you know, none of us call him Robbie.

He's done that himself. That's a self-appointed nickname. Ashley's like, I'm dating the Robbie William off Wish. Yeah, pretty much. He can't sing. There are so many of these coming in. Thanks, Ashley. I really appreciate it.

My husband's name is Craig David. That's good. That's good. What about this one? I know a Tom Cruise, but Cruise is spelt C-R-U-Z-E. That's still close. I slept with Chris Brown. Did you?

What if you did it just so you could say you slept with Chris Brown? And then you don't have to answer any other questions, you know? Someone else said, I worked with someone whose son's name was Dwayne Johnson. That's good. His nickname would have to be The Rock. It'd have to be The Rock. Or maybe The Pebble. Or whatever it is.

Cheese. Let's talk about cheese. I know you're a fan. I'm an expert. Yeah. You're also lactose intolerant. I'm actually in my cheese era. Yeah.

Are you? My star sign is cheese. But it's not because you're lactose intolerant. I'm actually in my cheese era. Yeah. Are you? My star sign is cheese. But it's not because you're lactose intolerant. So if anything you're consuming cheese out of your cheese era. Your body's not in a cheese era. No, well, no.

You could say cheese for you is an era. Spiritually, I'm in my cheese era. Right, okay. Mentally, not so much. Yeah. This is a fascinating stat. According to data from the US Department of Agriculture, Americans consumed over 17.6 kgs of cheese per person in 2021.

How many? 17.6 kilos. Oh, I'd be eating more than that. You reckon? In a year. You reckon? Yeah, I reckon I'd be eating more than that. You reckon? In a year. You reckon? Yeah, I reckon I actually like genuinely would. Those, the large blocks that you get from the supermarket.

How much is that? It's a kilo. Okay. Yeah, I reckon I would. You'd eat 17 or 18 of those? Well, because I'm not just eating that, you see. I'm eating, I'm having parmesan on my pastas. I'm having mozzarella.

Parmesan weighs absolutely nothing. I'm having mozzarella in my lasagnas. I'm having mozzarella. Parmesan weighs absolutely nothing. I'm having mozzarella in my lasagnas. I'm having mozzarella on my pizzas. I'm having, you know, I'm having a cheese platter here. I'm having some soft cheese, some goat cheese. I had goat's cheese with my breakfast this morning. Once again, Bria's lactose. So with that information in mind, not that you really care.

I mean, it is a lot. But what is the healthiest of the cheeses? Like if you were to focus on a cheese that was good for you. Cheese is not bad for you. Can we just say that? Cheese is not bad for you. Yes, more of that energy. I want more of that, this energy from you.

Nothing is bad for you in moderation, is it? Food is not inherently bad. No. But there's one cheese which is healthier than other cheeses, and I know you know this already but it's ricotta. Ricotta. Nah, get out of here ricotta. Not a cheese.

Nah. If I can't slice it onto a cracker, it's not a cheese. It's just tasteless. If I can't melt it onto a pizza, it's not cheese. Yeah, I agree. Ricotta has a high concentration of whey protein, which is easily absorbed by the body.

That's what I'm allergic to. So technically, not the healthiest for me. So do you have a tub of ricotta after you go to the gym? People do. Do they really? Yeah, ricotta's like, if you're like super, like fitspo, people eat a lot of ricotta, like ricotta on a rice cracker. Do you reckon Art Green tips some ricotta into his

smoothie after he does a big workout? He brushes his teeth with ricotta, I heard. That's his secret. Mm-hmm. Oh, okay. Parmigiano Pecorino. I would argue one of the best cheeses, the most elite. And jauda, or gouda,

as Kiwis say, they're also amongst the healthiest cheese options. Yes! This is great news. When consumed in moderation. Bad news. They contain less water and are more concentrated. Hard cheeses are higher in calcium,

and you're probably going to be satisfied with smaller amounts of hard cheese. Yeah. So you tend not to overconsume. When people ask me how I like my cheese, I normally say hard. Yeah, well. I like a strong, hard cheese. I like a creamy cheese. Oh, see, I like a variety.

What about the worst cheeses for you? It's got to be the soft cheeses. Yeah. Like a blue cheese. No. No? No. The worst cheeses for you are processed cheese.

Oh, like, yeah, cheese singles. Yeah. Yeah. Or, I don't know if we have this here, but squeezable cheese. The one that comes in the aerosol can? Yeah, that's bad for you. Also, American cheese. Yeah. That's bad for you. And apparently cream cheese.

Not very good. Really? Yeah. Like, because you make, you And apparently cream cheese, not very good. Really? Yeah. Like, because you can make cheesecake with cream cheese. Is that the secret? Yeah. What else do you think it was made with? I don't know.

I wonder where the cheese was. Bree and Clint. A survey has been done, Clint, where they asked a bunch of people from different neighbourhoods what were their biggest neighbour annoyances. Noise. Noise you think will be in there? Like noise after hours. Like annoying. That's a pretty annoying one.

Yeah, like parties. I don't mind a party every now and then, but like every weekend until like 2 o'clock in the morning and you're singing your stupid songs. That's not pointed at anyone directly. It's just... Sounds pretty pointed. Doesn't it?

Sounds very, very personal. Anyway, we digress. I've got the top four, according to this survey, the things that annoy them that their neighbours do. Okay. Okay. Let's go through the list. One of the ones on the list was neighbours' guests taking all the parking spaces. Yes.

And that can be as simple as even if they're not technically your parking spaces, if you always park out the front of your house. It's like your space. It's not your space, but it's your space. But it's like unofficially your space. I always notice in our street, because me and my partner, we both, because we don't have a garage, we have to park on the street.

And I always notice when there's one too many cars, because everyone has their space. Everyone has their spot. And I'm always like, who's in my spot? An intruder, eh? Yeah. You better be having a bloody birthday party. One extra car throws off the whole thing. I'muder, eh? Yeah. You better be having a bloody birthday party. One extra car

throws off the whole thing. I'm like, who's doing that? Okay, yeah, I believe that one. That's one of them. Another one was, and I totally get this one, when their neighbours neglected to keep their front lawn maintained. I was literally just about to say

people who don't mow their boom. Oh, that too. Yeah. Yeah. I count that as your front lawn. Yeah. Because no one else is going to do it for you. Oh, you count it as one. Yeah.

Because if you're going to mow the front lawn, do the berm as well. Can I just ask, whose job is it to mow the berm? Yeah, this is a weird one. Like, is it your responsibility or is it the council's? In Auckland at least. Yeah. It's your responsibility to take care of it, but it's not yours. It belongs to the council, but it's your job to maintain it.

Weird, eh? So could I technically – Because the council used to mow them. And then when they stopped mowing them, people were like, well, if I have to mow it, I'm going to plant some veggies on it. Yeah. So can I put a veggie garden out on the bird? Nah.

They'll come rip it out. Oh, lame. I'm so over the council. You know you're in your 30s when the berms are this concerning to you? Oh no, I love berm chat. Me too. Bit of berm chat. Don't you dare park on my

berm. Yeah, get back off my berm buddy. Back off. Hashtag back off my berm. You know, sometimes when I'm feeling frisky. Feel the berm. When I feel a bit frisky on a weekend, I'll mow my neighbour's berm. Good way to get conversation going. Yeah, but they don't know it's me.

I'm just like a mystery berm mower. You're the berm bender. Yeah, look out. Cool, what else? Wait, I'm berm man. No, that worked out. You're burm? Wait, I'm Berm-man. No, that worked out. You're Burmese. Burmese, no, no.

Batman, Berm-man. Berm, Berm. Berm? Let's do another one. What's number three? Berm, Berm, Berm, Berm. I want to mow your berm. Okay, we'll move on.

The next one. What is wrong with us? How good is the word Berm? It is a good word. Yeah. Berm, Berm. Okay, we've got to move on. The next one. What is wrong with us? How good is the word berm? It is a good word. Yeah. Berm. Okay, we've got to move on. They also said that when neighbours left parcels at their house.

What's annoying about that? Which I don't really... Is it when their parcel gets delivered to the wrong address? Is that what they're meaning? I don't understand. Who wouldn't come and pick up their parcel? Yeah. No. That one's a bit strange, but this one.

Don't leave my parcel on the berm, whatever you do. Yeah, get off my berm, you know. The berm is hot property. And the last one, which I kind of get this one, is people aren't happy when neighbours don't sort their bins out. So if they just leave them out on the street. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

This is all very berm and front yard focused. Yeah. For neighbour wars. Yeah, because where's the noise complaints? Neighbour wars to me are more sideways. It's more parallel than it is out the front of the house. Where's the noise? Where's the smelly, smelly stuff?

We get annoyed when our neighbours, because we have a hedge that is connected, like a hedge that's a fence, right? Yeah. And we get annoyed when our neighbour- Also known as a hedge. Yeah. But it's like a hedge slash fence. Yeah. And we get annoyed when our neighbour trims the hedge and he cuts too much off the top and then everyone can see into our house.

Not a euphemism, by the way. No. You're talking about a real hedge. Oh, that's also happened to me where I was like, you've taken too much off. Now it just looks weird. Should we open the annoying neighbour hotline this afternoon? Yeah, what's the annoying thing your neighbour does?

Yeah. We can keep you anonymous. Maybe it was a neighbour in the past and you had to move away to get away from them How do you vent when you have an annoying neighbour? You call us, Bree and Clint And we let you do it We take care of that for you

Maybe you had a yelling match on the berm Good place to have those fights is on the berm The word berm is banned from our show for the next 15 minutes We're asking you how annoying is your neighbour? Someone's texting and they said, my neighbour is my mother-in-law. Enough said, I reckon. Oh my God, it's like everyone loves Raymond.

Someone else said, my neighbour used to have a flag and on windy days, there was nothing worse than hearing it clinking all day long. Oh, that noise of the little buckle donking. Even the knot in the rope just donking into the flagpole. So annoying. What are we, on a ship?

Welcome to the show, Mark. What's the annoying thing that your neighbour does? Oh, more, more boom chat for you. Oh, yeah, bring on that boom chat. We live kind of semi-rural, and we've all got ride-ons apart from our neighbour who lives down the back section from us and you know doing the ride-on so i go outside my gate and just do my little bit out by the

driveway i'm like trying to be trying to be neighborly and i go and do it runs along our fence so i'm like well i'll just go and cut that it takes me two seconds on the ride-on yeah and then all of a sudden he's like can you get off our lawn all of a sudden it's just like i'm just trying to be a neighbor you know helping you out by cutting your grass for you. You're doing something nice for him. Get off my property, and then all of a sudden, the trespass notice turns up. Keep off our lawn and all this kind of stuff.

You got a full trespass notice for mowing your neighbour's berm? I got a full trespass notice from the lawyers, yeah. It all turned a bit sour, and yeah, it's just, yeah. That's crazy. We are learning today that the berm is a sensitive area. It really is, yeah. No-go zone. His excuse was that you're making my lawn look untidy

because he's got two sections and I cut one of his half sections and it made his other half look a mess. By the berm being cut, it makes his lawn look uncut. Yeah, it's just mental. Oh, my God, Mark. They used to ring up the council and the police saying I was a peeping Tom looking over the fence and all this kind of stuff. He's got boom jealousy

by the sounds, Mark. The boom chat. What's the annoying thing your neighbour does? Our neighbour often breaches bail and then the police park in front of my house to arrest him. The Facebook community page absolutely gets off on it. Oh, my God.

That's so bad. What about this one? I live in a brick and tile 70s duplex. My neighbour wakes me between 3 a.m. and 6 a.m. daily with his snoring fits that are unbelievably loud. Wow, his snoring penetrates a brick wall. That must be loud. Wow. Oh, his snoring penetrates a brick wall. That must be loud. Wow.

Oh, well, they live in a duplex, so there's a joining wall. Yeah, but there'd be a firewall between them. It would be made of brick. That's like a freight train. And you can't even bang on that to get through to them. Yeah. Oh, that sucks. Let's go to Anonymous finally.

Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hey, how are you? Good, thanks. Tell us about your annoying neighbour. So during the lockdown, one of my neighbours, he got into karaoke and I kind of thought he would kind of fizzle out of it. Yeah.

But no, he's still going strong. And, you know, I wouldn't mind if he kind of got better, but I feel like he's not getting any better than he did. Oh, no. And he loves it. Like, he cranks it every Tuesday night and every Friday night. Tuesday night? Yeah, well, I think he's a triad, so I think he's got more than that.

I was like, can't you do it during the day when no one's home? But he seems to love doing it when we're all home. What are some of the karaoke favourites? Like, what songbook is he reading from? He sings all of, like, Indian religious songs I can hear. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Most of them seem to be Indian religious songs.

There's a few like kind of 80 mixes that I've never heard of. I could tell by the top of the music, it's definitely something my mum would listen to. Anonymous, you should just start putting in requests. You can be like, can you do some Billie Eilish? Bad guy.

I try yelling it out when I'm doing, when I'm cutting up my street burn, I'll yell it out. Yeah, yeah, do it. I've'm cutting up my street burn. I'll yell it out. Yeah, do it. I've just had a really evil idea. If you can find out what brand of karaoke machine that is, I reckon you could get a second UHF microphone that will connect to his through the wall

and then you can ruin his karaoke by singing along. Just interrupt the song. Yeah, interrupt the song. With some hardcore rap. Yeah, do some ad libs, you know? Yeah, I think you might be understanding. Just an idea. Okay, thanks Anonymous.

Anonymous. On a Tuesday night. You've got to be doing karaoke songs that everybody knows, you know? Yeah, you've got to get everyone involved. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Time for a birthday banger. Your opportunity to call up our show, Brie and Clint Time for a birthday banger Brie and Clint All I want for my birthday Is a birthday banger

Your opportunity to call up our show Tell us your birthday And we figure out what was the number one song When you turned 16 And we'll play one of those songs out in full Let's do one for Sonny Hi Sonny Hi Sonny

Hi, how are you? Good thanks Sonny I believe it's your birthday today It is, yes thanks, Sonny. I believe it's your birthday today. It is, yes. Happy birthday, Sonny. How old are you turning, can I ask? 31.

The big three ones. And are you doing anything exciting or did you do it on the weekends? We're actually going out for dinner tonight, but it's pretty hard with two kids now to do anything. Well, you make sure you order everything you want on that menu, Sonny. Okay? I will. At the early bird special. Alright, Sonny, that means if you're 31 today,

you were born on the 1st of May 1992, so you were 16 in 2008, and this is your birthday banger. He's just announced that he wants to be in consideration to do the Super Bowl halftime show, which I personally think is a great idea. It'd be great.

But I'm biased. There's Usher Love in this club. Are you into it, Sonny? Not really, no. Not really for you, Sonny. Fair enough. Fair enough. She's like, oh, stink stink and it's my birthday.

She goes, oh, it's my bloody birthday and this happens. Okay, wait there, Sonny. We're going to do a birthday banger for Kim. Hi, Kim. Hi, Kim. Oh, hiya. It's not your birthday today too, is it, Kim? No, it's not.

Okay, fair enough. When is your birthday? 28th of September, 1993. All right, that means you were 16 in 2009. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Banger! Damn, girl! We did it for Friday Oki one time, Kim.

What do you think of David Witta, Sexy Chick? I love the song, yes. Awesome. Did Akon do this at Friday Jams Live I love the song, yeah, it's awesome. Did Akon do this at Friday Jams Live? I think so, yeah. Last year? I think so. Such a banger.

Oh, it's cool. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, wait there, Kim, we're going to do one more for Lydia. Hi, Lydia. Hi, Lydia. Hey, how are you going? Good, mate, how was your weekend?

Yeah, really good. Full on, but good. Oh, why so full on? Oh, I had a couple of 30-something birthdays and it was just a pumping alcohol weekend. You should have just brought a camelback and filled it with scotch. Oh, that would have been perfect. Bourbon's my vibe, but yep.

Bourbon. Bourbon and Barocca offset each other. You know? Bourbon and Coke in the camelback. You're away, Lydia. Well, let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 22nd of July, 1987.

Right. You were 16 in 2003. And on the 22nd of July, 2003, this was number one. What's this doing at number one in 2003? Oh, great. I'm confused. Did it go back to number one for some reason? Or have they done the 1987 instead of the 2003?

Was this the number one song when Lydia was born? Yeah. That is a good one. Lydia, do you like it? Is the main thing. I do. I really do like that one. You really do?

Me too. Claudia's just doing some emergency math. She's looking into it. It's correct, isn't it? No, it's not correct. Okay, okay, okay. You know what, Lydia? We've got it.

We've got it. We've got it. You can give her a real birthday banger. Oh, no. Now she's going to be disappointed. Lydia, I hope it's just as good. Here it is. Oh, stink.

It's all right, but you're just going to be... Yeah, but she had this. Oh, I mean, it's hard to beat. Yeah, but unfortunately we can't vote for it. Lydia, what do you think about your real birthday banger, Black Eyed Peas? Lydia? She's so upset she's left. I'm voting for I Wanna Dance With Somebody.

You can't. It's not a contender. I can. My name's on the billboard. Well, I'm voting for David. Get a sexy chick. Okay. I want to dance with somebody.

Whitney Houston. I'm voting for it. All right. We're going to Claudia. Claudia, you have the ultimate power here. You are the producer of this show. What's it going to be? Come on, Claudia.

You're the boss. Can I get that in writing, please? It literally is in writing. It's in the contract you signed. I want Whitney Houston. Yes. Yes. Come on!

Illegal birthday banger. Hey, it's a Monday. Lydia, are you there? Nah. Lydia's gone. She's going to be stoked, though. That's what she wanted. There you go.

Who cares? Who cares? It's a Monday. It's a Monday. To a full week. We deserve it. Lydia's hung Monday. To a full week. We deserve it. Lydia's hungover. Sonny's birthday.

Kim's just happy to be here. It's a good time here at ZM. 1987 for no reason on ZM. We're just talking about annoying neighbours and then we got onto Berm chat and then I told my Berm joke. That didn't go down too well. It's still being workshopped.

It's still being workshopped. There's something there, but I need to read this out. Someone text through and they said, Hey Bree, what breed of cat do you have to feed, water and maintain but you don't actually own? I don't know. What sort of cat do you have to feed, water and maintain but you don't actually own? I don't know. What sort of cat do you have to feed, water and maintain but you don't actually own?

A Burmese cat. That's good. That's not bad. The council owns it. What do you call a superhero who only mows part of your lawn? A landing strip? Burman. Burman. These are awful. Hey, I was reading this thing today that was talking about this thing

that men associate with manliness. Penis. No. Well, yes, but no. Okay. What do you think, other than the penis, is the one thing that men associate with their manliness? Being hairy.

Yeah, quite possibly. It's not the one thing. This is just something, but this is not the one I that men associate with their manliness. Being hairy. Yeah, quite possibly. It's not the one thing. This is just something. But this is not the one I'm talking about. Drinking beers. No, but close. Going to the footy. No, but close.

Watching Sons of Anarchy. No. No? Yep. On the barbecue. Yes. Is it? Did I get it right?

Men directly associate their manliness with eating meat. Really? Yeah. The University of Canberra, of course it's an Australian university. Of course it is. Surveyed 5,244 men and women on their attitudes towards meat. Okay. And they discovered that the men who love dining on animal protein

view themselves as more traditionally masculine. Oh, make men up. What are you having that vegan crap for? The more, quote-unquote, manly a man is, the more he enjoys eating meat. Eating meat, manly. Manly thing to do, eat meat. Meat, manly, manly, man meat.

Meat. Man meat. Man loves a bit of meat. But it's not just men who are affected, the study found. Right. Women who consider themselves stereotypically feminine, so I guess traditionally feminine as far as gender roles go,

they see eating meat as natural, necessary, and nice. Isn't that strange? That's interesting. Isn't it weird? It's weird to construct any part of your personality or self-worth around the food that you eat. But a lot of people do. People who don't eat meat do that as well. A lot of

vegetarians construct their identity around that. Vegans, pescatarians, whatever it is, for a lot of people it's part of their personality. The study suggested that it could be because people who conform to gender norms like manliness and femininity

in the traditional sense, they perceive reducing the amount of meat that you eat as like something outside of the norm or a norm violation. Yeah, right. So that's alternative. So to be traditionally manly or feminine, you have to... That's so bizarre to me. Isn't it?

Yeah. So if you're a vegan, then in the eyes of people in the survey, that's less manly. Isn't that weird? Yeah. Yeah. So if you're a vegan, then in the eyes of people in the survey, that's less manly. Isn't that weird? Yeah. Yeah. We, in our household, we try and eat vegetarian at least a couple of times a week. Yeah.

That's like what we try and do. And never when we were eating a vegetarian meal have I thought, geez, have my boobs shrunk? I feel way less feminine. No, but you had to start eating less meat, didn't you? Because when you were having it seven nights a week, you started crushing beer cans on your forehead and you were watching NRL 360

and it was just getting out of hand in your house, wasn't it? Yeah, I had to start wearing a jockstrap. Brie was standing up to pee. I mean, I didn't mind that. Brie and Clint. It is time to play Gizzo Boys. The very simple game where we go head-to-head guessing celebrities' voices the fastest.

Got to join a team. We play as a team. Chelsea's here and she's on Team Brie. Hey, Chelsea. G'day, Chelsea. Hey, guys. You're a big fan of the celebrity gossips. Oh, that's right, Nick.

The glossies. She's got Women's Day. She's got Women's Weekly. She's got That's Life. She's got all of them. She's got New Idea. She's in the mix. Yeah.

You're taking on me and James. G'day, James. G'day, James. How's it going, man? We're good. This is a game of listening. You need to listen as carefully as you can to these voices that come down the line.

Claudia's going to run the game for us. Hey, Claude. Hello. Do you know what the first Monday in May is? The first of May? Mad Monday. You're right, but it's Met Gala Day. Is it? Is it the first of May that that happens? First Monday in May. As in the Met Gala's on?

It's not on right now for us. In America, it's 1st Monday. So technically for us, it's 1st Tuesday. But it's on overnight tomorrow. Gotcha. So, knowing that fact. I can't wait for Kim Kardashian to wear a paper bag on the runway. How do you take it up, eh?

Yeah. She's worn water drops. She's going to wear live. Marilyn Monroe's dress. She's going to wear live. Marilyn Monroe's dress. She's going to wear live fireworks. Oh, that'd be amazing, actually. She's going to wear the Lady Gaga meat dress, but it's going to be cooking while it's on her.

That's been pretty impressive. These are all very good ideas. So what I've done is I've taken a look over the last couple of years and picked what I think are the most iconic looks. So all of these people have been to the Met Gala and worn the most amazing things. So these are all Met Gala icons? Yes, exactly right. Got it.

Alrighty. So I'm going to start playing a celebrity voice. Just buzz in with your name if you think you know who it is. Brie and Clint, you guys are going first. Here is your celebrity. I know how to walk in heels and, you know, I know how to do... Zendaya? Yeah, girl.

But in my day-to-day life, me and my dad walk the same, which is not necessarily a great thing. We call it the Coleman Trudge. She's always fire on runways. Oh, she looks amazing. She always looks so good. The Joan of Arc looks so cool. She is what they say, effortlessly cool.

Yep. Yeah. 100%. 100%. So that's how the game works. So Chelsea and James, you guys are going to go next. You ready? Come on, Chelsea.

Sure. Okay, so buzz in with your names if you can tell me who this is. This is Marilyn Monroe's dress. And it's 60 years old. James. Is that Kim Kardashian? That is Kim Kardashian. Oh, wait, is it?

Yeah, it is Kim Kardashian. Oh, wait, is it? Yeah, it is Kim Kardashian. She's eight years old, and she wore this when she sang Happy Birthday to President John F. Kennedy in 1962. My boy James knows his Met Gala. Hey, James. I think I know my scandals about the ripped dress, to be honest. Yeah. That story was everywhere. Yeah.

Okay, all right. One to Team Chelsea Brie, one to Team James Clint. Yep, one apiece. So good luck, Brie and Clint. This. Okay. All right. One to team Chelsea Brie. One to team James Clint. Yep. One apiece. So good luck, Brie and Clint. This one's for you guys. I would love to arrive in a copper dress and have that dress patina as I ascend the carpet and turn oxidized copper.

So instead of me performing- Clint. Blake Lively? Yes. Yeah. The clue is in what she was saying. Do you remember that copper dress that she wore? Nah, not at all.

Really? Oh, my gosh. It's my favourite look. It's like copper and it's got like New York architecture. Yeah. And then she walked up the stairs and it unfurled. And then, you know, that kind of green oxides. I do remember, yes.

Yeah, and then she opened and it revealed a roast chicken. Yes. That was epic. Yeah. Well done, Clint. That's a point for your team. Thank you very much epic. Yeah. Well done, Clint. That's a point for your team. Thank you very much. Nice work.

Come on, Chelsea. You need to keep us in it. Chelsea and James, back to you guys. Here is your next celebrity. The Mad Ball is something that I've always enjoyed being a part of.

To co-host with Anna Wintour is a big deal. So it's a special night. Come on. Iconic voice. Chelsea. Got any idea? Anyone want to buzz in

for that one? She did the Super Bowl halftime. James. I'm just going to throw out Miley Cyrus. I don't know. I mean, good guess.

Good job for taking a guess but no. She is a musician. You got a guess? Super Bowl halftime show. No, I don't need to guess. It's Rihanna. It's Rihanna.

Of course. She really knew good looks. Yeah. Okay. Okay, this could be the winner here for Team Clint. Otherwise, he's going to tie it and we're all going to get points. Do you want to be all in for this one? Yeah.

We're all in. All right, Chelsea, James, you're in for this too. So anyone can buzz in for this one. Good luck. Here's your celeb. This show right now, it's so right. And even though it's a lot, it feels really cool to be able to say that it's just me up there.

Like I kind of, in a way, did it to like almost prove to myself that I can do it. Oh. Whoa, who's that? She's a singer who is that young very cool is it lord no doja cat younger um olivia rodrigo is maybe slightly older she's british katie perry just keep throwing people out there

She's one of the biggest This show right now It's so great And even though it's a lot It feels really cool to be Clint Taylor Swift No

Billie Eilish Yes Brie Yes That sounded nothing like it No So easy So easy James

James Lyle knew that. Good news is everybody gets KFC chicken dollars. Well done, guys. KFC all round. Sweet. Man, James loves the Met Gala. Oh, he always talks about it. Like, whenever he's at work, I'm like, James, we need to get some work done.

I hear he's going. Brianne Clint. Let's get an insight into a professional's opinion. Her name's Gina Hendricks, and she has been a professional matchmaker for 15 to 20 years. Like that Netflix show? Yeah, that's Millionaire Matchmaker. Oh, no, that's Indian Matchmaker.

Great show. This woman essentially, you know, when people get fed up maybe with the dating apps or meeting people at a bar or the gym, they go to Gina and they say, these are the things that I want. This is what I'm interested in. And she goes out and finds people. I think quite a few like wealthy but really busy people use her? Because, you know, they're like super efficient, don't have time to muck around. And nothing says romance like a matchmaker.

Like efficiency. You know? Anyway, she has revealed the three different types of women that straight men request the most. Interesting. Well, it's not types of women because I've request the most. Interesting. Well, it's not types of women because I've listened to this audio. It's not types of women. It's three different traits.

Oh, interesting. Okay. So you might request all three of these things? Yes, potentially. She pretty much says if you are all three of these, then you're probably super dateable. You're the perfect woman. Yeah.

So do you want to go through the three different things that men request the most? More than you know. Okay. The first one, we've got a piece of audio here of Gina telling us what it is. Number one, I would say tall. Tall, tall is a very popular request.

I call BS. Absolute BS. Really? Yep. Don't agree with that one. I love tall women. Yeah, I don't agree with it. You don't believe me?

No, I believe you. I just don't think that would be one of the top three most requested things. She says that it is? Yeah, I don't believe that. Really? Yeah. You're a tall woman. Yeah. You're a tall woman. Yeah. Are you speaking from experience?

Yeah. Right. I did not... You're qualified in the area? I did not slay in the date department. There wasn't people running for dates with me. Well, maybe they were. You just couldn't see them from way up there. Yeah. I'm pretty tall. Okay. Well, she says tall. You disagree.

What's another one? And a lot of people online disagreed with her as well, can I say. There was most of the comments that were on the video, which there was quite like thousands of comments all disagreeing with that one. Okay. Being like, I've never seen a short woman not able to get dates. Right. Yeah, okay.

But this next one, genus is one of the most requested things. Two, I would say a great career. These guys have built their own careers and when it comes to like finding somebody to be able to take to all these huge functions they go to, they want somebody more than just looks. Interesting. Qualified.

Someone who's their, what's the word? I think smart, ambitious, someone who has their own thing going on. Someone who's on their level. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay. That's specifically what guys in high-powered careers are looking for. Is that right?

Well, I think so. Yeah, yeah. But that, she said, is one of the most highly requested things. Okay. And here's the third one. So number three would be a yoga girl. Somebody who does yoga. Oh, my God.

These guys love the ladies who do yoga. I think it's more about that whole connotation of yoga being like an earth mother, natural, gorgeous, natural beauty girl next door. I think that's where the yoga thing comes from. Yep. A yoga girl. That's such a weird request to me. Such a weird request.

It'd be like me saying, well, I guess, yeah, what would be the female version of asking for that? Or a guy that plays rugby. A rugby guy or a yoga guy? Nah. Nah? I feel like that's not the equivalent. It's not the equivalent.

I don't know. Yeah, like lean, tall, lean, strong, fit man. What would be your top three things if you got back into the dating pool? Mine would be funny top three things if you got back into the dating pool? Mine would be funny. Funny, yeah. Has a driver's license. Good. And can put up with me for longer than an hour.

How many are you willing to accept? Two out of three? Two out of three is fine. Two out of three is fine. Time to head to LA and get the latest with Dean McCarthy. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's here.

Rihanna is starring in a movie, but it's not the movie I would have expected her to do. What are we talking here, Dean? No, I didn't see this one coming either, Clint. Here it is. This is so brilliant. She is going to be voicing Smurfette in the new Smurfs animation film from Paramount Studios.

I think this is so fun. What's really cool about these animated movies for these actors is that they get paid a ton of cash and they do it from home. They all literally bring the recording devices to her house in Pacific Palisades and she'll record her entire bit from home and she'll be amazing at it. So I think that, yeah. Honestly, Dean, honestly, tell the truth. Can we tell bloody Rihanna to stop stalling and give us a new album already?

I'm sick of waiting. Yeah, you know what else is fun and you can do it from home and they can bring the recording equipment to you? An album. Recording an album. We get it. You've got your beauty line, your clothing line. You're a billionaire.

We know. You're going to do the Super Bowl and now you're doing bloody animated films. When's the album? I was saying to Brie earlier, it feels like she's going to do everything possible to not do an album. Right? Do you feel like that? Get a doctorate.

Next minute she's going to do a show on Broadway where she bloody controls a puppet in a vampire show or something. Rihanna Cirque du Soleil. She goes, oh, I would release an album, but I really have to take that crocheting course, and then I might. Also, the thing about Rihanna voicing Smurfette, Rihanna's voice is so distinctive.

It is. It's so clearly Rihanna. She should be Rihanna Smurf. You know, I'm not going to be able to differentiate between the two. Yeah. Yeah. Well, there you go. Watch out for that one.

Brian Clint, there's a latest. Still no album. Live out of LA with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Brian Clint. And that's it. The end of the with our Hollywood correspondent Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. And that's it. The end of the show. Done for the day. I'm watching so many good TV shows at the moment. This is where we usually sling you a couple

of recommendations. You know when you find a TV show that's already like four seasons deep? That's the best case scenario. And you're like, how have I never heard of this? Yeah, that's what you want to find. I'm watching a show called Barry with Bill Hader at the moment. There's already four seasons of it on Netflix, and it is so good. Bill Hader from...

Netflix or Neon? Oh, Neon, sorry. Yeah, Neon. Thank you. He's the guy from Saturday Night Live. The premise of the show is he's a hitman who has to go and do a job, a hit in L.A., and the guy he has to whack is an acting student, and he falls in love with amateur theatre

and decides he wants to be an actor instead of a hitman. What a weird plot line of a show. It is, but it's very good. Buzzy. Very good. Buzzy as. I'm not really watching all that much of them. I'm, of course, watching Ted Lasso, but that's once a week.

I did start watching that reality TV show, which is very similar to the Kiwi TV show that would have came out in the 90s called Living the Dream. And it's where essentially everyone in the show is a paid actor except for one person. It's called Jury Judy and everyone in this whole, like everyone that's in this world in this show is a paid actor except for this one guy.

And it's so, like it's just so weird. So he's in a jury? Yeah. Does he know that they're filming everything? So they essentially, I think, have told them that they're filming like a documentary about people having to do jury duty and what it's like. So that, I mean, that gets around. They all have microphones on and that's how they can do it.

But all these bizarre and crazy things happen. And this poor guy is just kind of like, what is going on? You have to be a good sport to let them air it at the end. Once you realise the joke's on you. Yeah, so I believe. Actually, I'm not going to say that. There's something that happens at the end, which I think is the reason why he said yes,

as to why they could air it. Well, there you go. There's a couple of suggestions for you. Succession night tonight as well. Whatever you're watching, live it, love it, enjoy it. What he said see you guys tomorrow on the Brian Clint Show

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