ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 1st May 2024

Episode Date: May 1, 2024

Clint has a HUGE confession to make.  The Cheating Hotline: confess how you cheated (not on a relationship!).  Landlines are being phased out.  Who upstaged you at the wedding?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Bree and Clint, cheers to KFC. Grab KFC's crispy box for only $9.99. Tonight, we are going to witness the most anticipated show in the history of professional radio. ZM's Bree and Clint. G'day everybody, welcome to New Zealand's least award winning radio show, the Brie and Clint show for another afternoon.

We are the premiere show though and we have a whole lot of premiere content. That's right. As the flagship show here on the ZM radio station we always look to bring you the hottest content daily. And we don't care what the critics say. We don't do it for the critics, we do it for the people. We are the show for the people.

Yep. We're the show for you. Until we win awards, then we'll be both. Yeah, once we start winning some awards then we might start getting arrogant. We won't be as humble as we are right now. Yeah, it's good to be humble though, good to stay humble. Can I say we are the most humble? We are the humblest. Yeah, we're sitting down.

We are so humble. Honestly, no one's more humble than us. We sit down, we stay humble. Yeah. Alright, let's get into things today. We're going to play Google Down today. Your chance to win some KFC chicken dollars with us. First, we're going to rip into a round of tradie versus lady, as we always do.

The scores have been updated and the ladies are edging. The ladies are edging. Ahead, slightly. It always goes back and forth, though, this year. It's never gotten away from either the tradies or the ladies, has it? No, it's been the tightest year on record. It's been a very tight end, as they say in NFL, on tradie versus lady this season.

And if you want to be a part of that tight end, you can call us now, 0800-DIAL-ZM. Bree and Clint will play tradie versus lady next. Bree and Clint will play tradie versus lady next. Bree and Clint. It's tradie versus lady. 3, 2, 1, let's go.

The tradies and the ladies going head to head, duking it out to be the ultimate winner for the year. We do keep score here at the Bree and Clint show. The tradies on 32. The ladies just out in front on 34. Our lady's calling from the Garden City. She is 20 years old

and she can complete a Rubik's Cube. Welcome to the show, Kirsten. Hi, Kirsten. Any tips for our producer, Claude, who has been on the journey of completing a Rubik's Cube this year? I don't want to give it away,

but I would give that possibly to get a white cross first. Try to do that, and then you should be able to complete it. Oh, that's great advice. The white cross, not the white side. Yeah, you do a white cross at the bottom, and then you can complete the white side. But I don't want to give it away, so yeah. Interesting.

Does that help or confuse you, Claudia? I'm going to go look at my queue, but I am a bit confused. Because, Kirsten, if Claudia doesn't complete it within this year, she does go to jail, so she does need... She goes to a women's prison. She does. We're going to get practising. Yeah.

Unless you want to go to a women's prison. You're taking on our tradies today. They're also from Christchurch. They're 23 years old, and they have spent close to 20 grand on Lego. Welcome to the show Cameron. Cameron. You've got to have

the Titanic Lego set within that 20k surely. Unfortunately I mainly just get the Star Wars ones. What's the big one? The huge Star Wars one that everyone was obsessed with? Yeah, what's that one?

There's a couple. There's the Millennium Falcon. That one. And then you've got, there's the Star Destroyer that's 1.1 metres long. Far out. How long does that take you? It's hard to say because you kind of just do one bag a night type thing. Right.

There's worse bags you could be doing every night. Are we still talking about Lego? Yeah. Cameron. It helps if you take one of those as well. Yeah, all right. He's a party Lego boy. Calm down, Cameron.

Cam, your buzzer's tradie. Kirsten, your buzzer's lady. First to three correct answers gets the 50 bucks cash and the glory. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Taylor Swift's boyfriend, Travis Kelsey, reports out today that he has signed one of the biggest deals in the sports history for his position. What sport would that be?

Yes, Cameron. American football. Yes. Is, of course, the NFL, American football. One of the biggest deals ever for a tight end. Yeah. Question number two. One to the tradies.

Name a type of food you would eat from a tortilla. Tradie? Yes, Cameron. Burrito? Burrito. Burrito is correct. My favourite food from a tortilla. I've got many.

Yeah, there's lots. Tacos. Yeah. Wraps. Enchiladas. Quesadillas. I mean. Yeah, the list goes on.

But we will accept burrito. Of course, that's eaten from a tortilla. That is two to the tradies. You need this one, Kirsten, to stay in it. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. You know I said that I am bad at math. Yes, Kirsten.

Post Malone. Yeah, she's on the board. Nice work. You're still in this fight yet. Question number four. Benson, who is performing in the play-date? Oh, Cameron just got in. Benson Boone.

Benson Boone. Of course, Benson Boone. He's had a good run today and he's picked up the $50 thanks to KFC. Nice work, Cameron. A little tip with Claude. You can peel the stickers off and glue them back on. There you go, Claude. Cameron will build you a Rubik's Cube out of Lego that's already completed.

There's a lady, an Australian lady, who has made the news today. Her name is Brittany Claxton. She made the news for who her super famous bridesmaid was over the weekend, Margot Robbie. Oh, it doesn't get more famous than that. She was at the altar standing next to Margot Robbie. I'm sorry. I don't care if Margot Robbie is my sister.

I ain't standing anywhere near that woman at my wedding. She will not be invited for the obvious reasons. I don't want her anywhere near me. And the reasons are so obvious. And I reckon even Margot understands the reasons. She's like, oh, my God, really? You want me to be your bridesmaid? Are you sure? On your big day, on the biggest, most beautiful day of your life.

Get away from me. And all of the photos will be just to the left of you, Margot Robbie. I don't care if Margot Robbie gave up her firstborn child for me. That's how close of friends she was. I'm not having her at my wedding. And Margot would understand. Like, honestly, Margot's had enough big days. She's got Oscars.

She's got bloody, she's got Emmys. She's doing all the things. Imagine doing the bridesmaids fitting. Imagine all the other bridesmaids. They'd be like, do we have to wear the same dress? Can't we put Margot in, like, the most hideous bridesmaids dress you've ever seen? And we all get to wear the hot one.

Even the news, the news that is reporting on Margot Robbie have overlooked the bride on the bride's wedding day. Listen to this. This is on stuff.co.nz. It says, in the heartwarming Instagram clips, Robbie stuns in a floor-length silk yellow dress with a halter neck worn by all the bridesmaids and her signature blonde hairstyle in waves. Okay. All right.

Sweet. That's Margot. What about the bride? Maybe we move on to the bride. In the next paragraph, the actress paired her chic bridesmaid look with a sun-kissed tan, natural glam, and simple gold good earrings for the occasion. You do not have, this is wedding 101 if you're planning one, you do not have the hottest, most popular woman in the world right now as your bridesmaid.

It just doesn't work. Use your common sense, people. Can you imagine? Have you seen Margot Robbie? Have you seen her? I know it's your friend, but what are you doing? If you haven't seen her, you know the doll Barbie? Yeah.

That's her. That's who they cast as Barbie. That's her. Margot. They scoured the entire planet for the person who most resembled Barbie in real life. And that person was Margot Robbie. And you've put her in a bridesmaid's dress and standing directly next to you at your wedding. Can I just say I'm doing exactly what the news has done and I've overlooked the bride.

The bride looked beautiful. The bride. Brittany Claxton looked stunning. As good as Margot Robbie? She didn't look, to be honest. You did not even care. Can you imagine during the speeches and when the best man gets up and he does the obligatory, don't the bridesmaids look stunning today?

And people will be like, yeah, Margot Robbie's here. People are like, no shit, one of them in particular looks phenomenal. One of them looks A-list. One of them looks no shit. One of them in particular looks phenomenal. One of them looks A-list. One of them looks very familiar. One of them's Hollywood hot. I swear to God, one of them looks like Margot Robbie. Jesus. We've got a question for you this afternoon.

0800 DIAL ZM. Did you have a hot bridesmaid and do you regret it? Yeah, basically. That basically is the question. Is it the question? Who upstaged you at your wedding? Oh no. Who took the attention away from you on your big day? And it might be

because of what they wore or how they looked or it might be because of what they did. Like, did your sister go into labour at your wedding? Did your brother-in-law get down on one knee and propose? Did grandma die? You know? Who got that spotlight and put it firmly on themselves on your big day?

Grandma couldn't really help that. Oh, no, she could have died the day before. That wasn't grandma's fault. No, well, we don't know. You don't know grandma. Doesn't get to pick. Some people would go, that is classic my grandma. Classic grandma.

She would die on my wedding. 0800 dials at M or text 9696. We want to know who or what. It could have been a thing as well. Maybe your wedding was on 9-11. Who or what was the thing that upstaged your wedding? Maybe it was a runaway like wildebeest through the wedding.

Sure. There's a story today in the news about an Aussie woman who got married over the weekend and her bridesmaid was Margot Robbie. I mean you're asking to be upstaged. The Margot Robbie. I mean, you're asking to be upstage. The Margot Robbie from Wolf of Wall Street. The one. From Barbie.

One of the hottest women in the world. From Neighbours. Margot Robbie. Also just seems like a delightful person as well. That's the other bit. She seems lovely. Seems down to earth. Yeah.

Charismatic. And you know all the dads at the wedding would be talking to Margot Robbie. Oh, God. God. So we've asked you the question, who upst the dads at the wedding Would be talking to Margot Robbie So we've asked you the question Who upstaged you at the wedding Or what was the thing that upstaged you at the wedding Someone texted through and said The venue manager wore a fully white outfit Lol

The venue manager wanted the attention What are they doing We said who upstaged who at the wedding And this text came through It was me I lost 40 kgs before my sister's wedding She didn't have me as a bridesmaid Alongside my other three sisters

For obvious reasons Because you were too fat Oh that's so sad Oh screw that person My mother's congratulations Facebook post Has three words about my sister and the rest was all about me, baby. Jeez.

For context, my sister was always the hot one. That's so rough. I love that you chose her wedding day to get revenge. Someone texted her and said, my stepmom announced her pregnancy with my dad at my wedding and P.S. my stepmom and I don't get along. That is... with my dad at my wedding and P.S. my step mum and I don't get along. I would absolutely tear that woman

apart. I'd be like how dare you. That is evil step mother behaviour. That is evil step mum. That is giving like That's just like so so so disrespectful. That's giving the mum off Cinderella energy. Libby's here. Hi Libby. Hi Libby. Hey babe how's it going? We're good. Libby's here. Hi, Libby. Hi, Libby.

Hey, Bame. How's it going? We're good. Who upstaged who on the wedding day? My own husband upstaged me well and truly at our wedding. Okay. What did he do? We had had our hen's night and stag do the night before the wedding

because we'd had all our friends travel and everyone was together. Yeah. Gotcha. They had it at my brother's place and my brother had just bought this new Can-Am racing quad bike. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They thought it was an amazing idea to do a...

Yeah, as you do, let's do a burnout in the garage on the concrete floor. Oh, no. That's what we do, right? What are you getting yourself into? My husband, weighing all of about 72 kilos at the time, said, yeah, I'll stand in front and hold on to the front of it while you do the burnout. So obviously, it didn't go well. My husband got sent into the back wall of the garage,

broke the framing of the garage, spent the night in hospital the night before the wedding and walked down the aisle with a cane and a horrendous limp and got all the sympathy. You're kidding. Libby, Libby. He's failed on so many fronts. He's failed as a husband. He's

failed a massive IQ test as well by saying he'd be the one to hold it. He's also failed as a bogan. Any bogan knows that you put the big bloke in the front. Yeah, yeah. He must have felt big at the time. Yeah, that's Bogan 101.

Yeah, he would be high on the hog. He's getting married tomorrow. He's like, fellas, I got this one. Libby, I would just say this. I would say this. I don't know if you're ready to hear it. It's partly your fault for letting him have his stag do the night before the wedding. Yeah, Libby, you should know better.

Like, I trust you to have your hen's night the night before the wedding. Not him. Not him. And talk about a brother initiation, right? Yeah, right. Oh, well, lessons learned. Thanks, Libby. That's great.

We got a text here from someone. We asked who upstaged who at the wedding. Someone said, my mum had horrific hay fever at my wedding and kept rubbing her eye, which eventually bruised really bad because her skin is so sensitive. I had to keep telling everybody at the wedding all night that it wasn't from someone beating my mum up. Oh, that's not ideal, is it? Mum would

have been very paranoid too. Poor mum. My mother and sister stormed out of my brother's wedding. They then returned and then they stormed out again. Can you imagine? They didn't get enough attention the first time. Imagine just seeing that, like you're sitting at a wedding reception

and the mum and the sister are having a brawl. Yeah, exactly. Kim's here. Hi, Kim. Hi, Kim. Hey, yeah. How are you guys doing? We're good, thanks, Kim.

Who upstaged you at the wedding? Well, mine's a bit of a sad one, really, because my gran died on the morning of the wedding. See? No, she didn't, Kim. I knew. I know. Mine's a bit of a sad one, really, because my gran died on the morning of the wedding. See? No, she didn't, Kim. I know. What a selfish woman.

I'm just kidding. Yeah, I know. I know. I knew we didn't have a honeymoon either because we were having to do a funeral three days later. Oh, no. She would have been looking down at you or up at you. She would have been looking up at you. Oh, you. She would have been looking up at you. Oh, yeah.

Well, I know. It was fine, but we can laugh about it now. It was 25 years ago, but, you know. But, yeah, no, but it was. Yeah, Mummy had gone round to poke her up in the morning and found her dead. I know. I know.

Kim, we joke, and as you said, we can joke about it now because that's what Graham would want. She'd be up there laughing. She'd go, yeah, stuffy's all. But that's horrible, Kim, on your wedding morning. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

This might be a silly question. Was it expected? No. Oh. No. No. We'd all had a big family dinner. We'd all had a big family dinner the night before.

And mum has found her dead in her sleep, yeah, the next morning. Oh, bless her. Bless her. God. The person, you know how there's always someone at the wedding that does the speech where they're, like, you know, talking about the people that couldn't be there? They would have had to make some changes at the last minute.

Oh, they'd have to edit on the fly for sure. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, pretty much, pretty much. Oh, bless you, Kim. Don't forget Grant. She died this morning. I know, pretty much, pretty much. Oh, bless you, Kim. Don't forget Grant. She died this morning. I know, pretty much.

And, of course, yeah, everyone had red eyes and, you know, it was, yeah. Kim, the red eyes were for you because you looked so beautiful. That's what it was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was all for you. Yeah, we'll stick with that one. Or the wedding was around 4.20 in the afternoon, Kim. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, I know. Yeah, don't worry. There was plenty of.20 in the afternoon, Kim. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I know. Yeah, don't worry. There was a big pinky of alcohol drunk before the actual wedding. Spare seat, though. You could have called up one of your mates who didn't make the cut, you know, on the day. Hey. Oh. Seat's still bloody warm.

Let's wrap this up. Oh, Kim, you're a good sport. You're a bloody good sport, Kim. No worries. Love you guys. Love you too, Kim. Love you too. Jeez, that's worse than Margot Robbie at your wedding.

Yeah. I know. I know. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Big news for Blue Ivy today, Dean. Massive news. This is so cool.

She's going to join her mother uh voicing uh lion king prequel called mufasa the lion king now here's the thing so she will voice kiara which is the daughter of king simba and queen nala which is of course played by beyonce so it's a prequel to their remember the 2019 movie where beyonce you know voiced the character and it was so massive. Now they're doing a prequel and yeah, Blue Ivy will play her daughter in the prequel. Because Donald Glover, Childish Gambino played Simba, didn't he, in that last one?

But then Blue Ivy is Simba's daughter, but this is a prequel about Mufasa. So how does that, where do we, how do we? Yeah, wait a second. I'm confused. I feel like Jay-Z would make a good Mufasa. Probably.

Like a, more like a hood Mufasa. I'll read the quote. Yeah, you're right, it is. I'll read the quote. Blue Ivy voices Tiara, which is the daughter of King Simba and King Nala. Yeah. That sounds like a sequel, not a prequel. A sequel, not a prequel, yeah.

Either way, it's very exciting. My request, if the Disney company are listening. Who would you play? You'd play, I know who you'd play. No, no, I don't want to be in it. You'd play the. Oh, don't say Timon or Pumbaa. No, you'd play that weird hyena.

Ed. Oh, yeah, I could be Ed, yeah. The one that doesn't really talk. No, my request is go back to cartoon. But the live action one was impressive. We can all see that you can do it. I get it could be Ed. The one that doesn't really talk. No, my request is go back to cartoon. But the live action one was impressive. We can all see that you can do it. I get it. And popular opinion.

I hate live action. Get rid of it. Yeah, go back to the cartoon version. That's the Lion King that everybody wants. It's too weird seeing a real lion talk. I don't like it. Even if it is Blue Ivy or Beyonce. Actually, no, it's weirder to see a real lion talking, but the voice is Beyonce.

It's not as believable as the cartoon character talking. Dean would make a good Rafiki. He would. Yeah. Yeah. Shirt off, beating on his chest,

you know? I can see that. Yeah, I can see that. Sembering people. Waving a big stick. That's the latest Live Out of Los Angeles with Dean McCarthy.

Let's talk about my favourite topic, hot old people. Oh, yeah. Because, God, I love a mature, aged human. I really do. Do you? Is that one of your passions? It is one of my passions.

Is it? I think the oldest people get, the hotter they get. No, you don't. A lot of the time. No, you don't. I could name so many hot people that are old. No, I know you could. I know you could, but you're not attracted to older people.

Depends who it is. No, that's a lie. Why isn't your partner old then? Well, I met my partner a while ago. I feel like this is a, you know, as I've aged, my palate has aged with me. So what are you going to do? Break up with your partner or just wait for her to age? I think the second one.

The second one will be fine. You know what? You'll get there eventually. Yeah. Exactly. It's like a term deposit. It's going to mature. It will quite literally mature.

Yeah. My term deposit will mature and I will reap the benefits. And the hotness interest. Reap. Reap. Yeah. The hotness will reef the benefits. And the hotness interest Reap. Yeah. The hotness will compound. Exactly. I hope I get a good deal

on the interest. I want to say her name is Alejandra Rodriguez. Hot name. Hot name. Hot name already. Has made history by becoming the first 60 year old contestant to win Miss Universe Buenos Aires.

Wow. 60? 60. So get this. I never realised this. I find this really interesting. So apparently the age in which you could compete in Miss Universe was changed only last year in 2023.

So it used to be you could only compete in the Miss Universe pageants if you were aged between 18 and 28, which is very ageist, in my opinion. Yeah. I'm being honest now. That's a small window. So are you saying that women after the age of 28 are no good? You'd be no good. I'm no good.

Claudia, no good. No good. You'd be no good. I'm no good. Claudia, no good. No good. You'd be out. Ella, just in the window. You could compete in Miss Universe. Thank you. Bit short though.

What would your talent be? I could do like a cool cartwheel. Oh yeah, cool. No. Claudia, by the way, I'm making the international symbol for

Can you get me a picture of the hot 60 year old on the screen You're being really cryptic Alejandra Rodriguez Please Claudia Yeah just pop that into Google I've seen a picture of her And she is hot AF Okay we've found her

This is the big reveal So what did you say she's won Miss Universe She's won the Miss Universe pageant in Buenos Aires In Buenos Aires And she's moving won the Miss Universe pageant in Buenos Aires. In Buenos Aires. And she's moving on to the next pageant. Okay. So she could compete.

So she's won the local one in Buenos Aires. So then she'll go on to try and represent Argentina. Is that right? I believe so, yes. Okay, here we go. This is the big reveal for me. This is hot. Yeah.

That's not the best photo of her, Claude. Nah, it's being generous. She looks like she's on a Zoom call for work. Claudia, is that the best picture of her you could find? You've given me 15 seconds. Find me a picture of her at the pageant. Here, I've got a good photo of her. Oh, see, that's the picture. She's got her crown on.

Yeah, she's a babe. Careful, Ella. She looks like she's like 25 in this photo. She does. Does that look like a 60-year-old woman to you, Ella? No Careful, Ella. She looks like she's like 25 in this photo. She does. Does that look like a 60-year-old woman to you, Ella? No, not 60. She looks incredible. And I love this story because it actually shows...

Do I think she's the hottest woman in Buenos Aires? Have you been to Buenos Aires recently? I have, actually. When? I did a contiki there about 10 years ago. That's not recently. It's recent enough. When? I did a contiki there about 10 years ago. That's not recently. It's recent enough.

And how many women did you hook up with? None. So you did no research whatsoever? I went to the clubs. But you just couldn't hook up with anyone? Argentine woman, very attractive. Argentine people, very attractive. Have you seen the Argentinian rugby team? Obviously, they have high standards as well.

Yeah. Thank you very much. Have you seen the Argentinian rugby team? Obviously they have high standards as well. Yeah. Thank you very much. So the other contestants in this pageant were aged between 18 and 73. So she wasn't the oldest. Oh, no, this is too far. Why? How is that too far?

I think it's awesome. So often women after a certain age. Actually, no, you know what? I take it back. Women after a certain age. Actually, no, you know what? I take it back. Women after a certain age get told that we are discarded and that we're no good. You're so right. You're so right. Why can't a 73-year-old go at it? And I guess maybe finally the pageants are now judging these people on their character

as well as their appearance, right? Because it was a total frigging meat market for the longest time. Yes. And with those ages yeah so okay and i take it back i take it back she's the whole package yeah aleandra qualification is or anything what does she do for a job or is she like a rocket scientist human rights lawyer i don't think they um what was her talent? Yeah. Did she do like opera? I think I'd do that.

You want to give us a bit now? Yeah. No. Oh, okay. Why do you shut it down? I actually was practicing this. I want people to listen to this radio station long term. If she wants to make a dick of herself, then she can. No, that's not opera.

That wasn't opera. You had your chance. What I want to know, let's discuss real quick. Let's do a wrap around the room. Hot older people. I believe I have figured out who is currently the hottest older person in the whole world. Okay. Oh, that's a big call.

It's a big call and I stand by it. I reckon I've done it. I'm also excited to find out what old is in your book. Okay. Okay. Oh, that's a big call. It's a big call and I stand by it. I reckon I've done it. I'm also excited to find out what old is in your book. Okay. So do you want the age first or the person? No, person. Okay. The person I believe is the current hottest older person in the world

no doubt is Tom Selleck. 79 years young and he can toot my horn any day. You're going to hate this. He bears a striking resemblance to your father. That's disgusting. I was going to say the same thing.

He does. It's probably just the moustache. You're attracted to your father, but most women are in some way or another. You guys, why do you have to make it gross? Why? Just an observation. Okay, who wants to go next? I'll go next.

I know what my response is going to be. I'll go next. Okay. For me? Yes. Hottest old person? Liz Hurley. She's not old.

Oh, truth. She's like 52. She's 58. She's more than 20 years my elder. That's not old. No, if they're 20 years older than you, you're allowed to say they're old? I disagree. 58's not old.

No, it's relative. It's relative. Like my one. No, she's not related to you. It doesn't make a difference if she is related to you. The issue is that your one looks like they are related to you. Shut up. Okay, I've got mine. That's fine. Ella, you can go next. Pedro Pascal.

Oh! How old is he? Isn't he like 41? 47 I think. Yeah, I think It's relative This is what we have to keep in mind He's not an old person Do you look at Some perspective, you are 23 So do you look at him on the last of us

And you're like damn old dude I just think rugged, nice Do you look at us and think Old people? No. You went too high for that to be believable. Claudia? No, I don't. This is very controversial, but yours?

Come on, Claudia. Ewan McGregor. I thought you were about to say Ewan Brie. Ewan Brie. Hot and old. How old is he? I Googled him. He's only 53.

Oh, he's young. None of you fit in the category, in my opinion. None of them are old enough. Let's put the list together. The comprehensive list. 0800 dial ZM. Or you can text it into 9696. We'll find out their age if you don't know it.

That's fine. But in your opinion, who's the hottest old person? And bear in mind, it's all relative. Okay? It's all relative within reason. Can I ask, this whole topic is based off her, hot old people. Yes. But she's 60.

Why wasn't I allowed Liz Hurley at 58? Oh, you know how radio works. It's just a loose jump off sometimes. Right. Yeah. So 58, not good enough. Well, 60's not old either. To me, what's old to you?

I mean, it is all relative. It's all relative. It's almost unquantifiable. So let's go around the room. What is old? I think the people who are the generation above you, you generally regard as old. No way.

It's two generations at least. Yeah. That means, that means. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You think about it. Did I say Liz Hurley was too old for me to love? No. Just said that, you know.

Keep your options open. Anyway, we're going to put together the definitive list of hot old people. And Virginia has called up. Hi, Virginia. Hi, Virginia. Hi, team. How are we? We're good.

Thanks. Who's going on the list? Kevin Costner. Kevin Costner from Yellowstone. Yeah. Kevin Costner is delicious. I thought you were about to criticise him. No.

How old's Kevin Costner? Kevin Costner. He'll be 70, I reckon. 69. Very nice. Good age. Good age, Virginia. He's just left his wife, too. Holy damn. They've just put a picture of him up here in the studio. He is a fox.

Or his wife has left him, one of the two. I think there might be a couple of issues there. But either way, let's just take it on face value. He's a good-looking man. He's on the lust, Virginia. Thanks. Thank you. Okay, cool.

Let's go to Tessa. Hi, Tessa. Hi, Tessa. G'day, guys. How are you? We're good, thanks. Thank you. Okay, cool. Let's go to Tessa. Hi, Tessa. Hi, Tessa. G'day, guys. How are you? We're good, thanks. Very silly, very superficial conversation, but it's a bit of fun.

Who's the hot old person? Well, I've actually got one female, one male. Love that. She's actually, she's not that old, but Cate Blanchett. She's 54. Cate Blanchett is very hot. She's stunning. But how old are you, Tessa?

I'm 25. Okay. So to you, she's double your age. That's two generations above. So that's acceptable? That's okay. Okay. Just don't tell Cate Blanchett that, but yeah.

Yeah, and then the male one would be James Brolin. James Bolin. James Brolin. Bolin? Brolin. Brolin. Brolin. James Bolin. James Brolin. Bolin? Brolin. Brolin. Brolin. Barbra Streisand's husband.

He's 83. Holy smokes. Holy crap. Holy hot damn. Is that what Barbra Streisand's banging? That guy looks like a GQ model. God, no wonder she can hit all those notes. He was in like the second remake of The Star Is Born.

Oh my god! He's won two Golden Globes and an Emmy. Damn attractive! You guys are welcome. The man was born in 1940. He was born before World War II. I'm just looking up James Brolin. James Brolin only

fans. I've never wanted to know a person's skincare routine more, you know? Yeah, no, that's the last thing I was thinking about when I saw him. A glass of water. He is delightful to look at. Just flicking through some of the text messages here. We're looking for hot old people. Matt LeBlanc.

Matt, look, Joey from Friends. Matt LeBlanc is not old or hot. Thank you very much. Excuse me. Excuse me. He is an attractive man. Oh, that's such a good one. Someone said David Attenborough. David Attenborough,

I reckon, would be on the list for a lot of people. No, no, no, no. Are you joking? No. Ella and Claudia, is David Attenborough a hot older man? Yeah, he's a 10. He's a 10.

He's the same age as the recently deceased Queen Elizabeth. I'd be like, if I ever got to get with David Attenborough, I'd be like, can you please commentate? Can you narrate? Can you narrate? Can you narrate this whole scene? He's 97 years old. I don't say this lightly, but you ladies have granddaddy issues. I miss him, okay?

He's a gilf, all right? You put a bit of two-stroke oil in him, he's good to go. You miss him. He's not dead. My granddad is, so he reminds me of him. Oh, Christ. Wait. Okay, that got weird.

What? Someone said, and I had this woman on my list, Helen Mirren. So hot. Absolutely. Meryl Streep's on the list, no doubt about it. She's on every list for me. Jacqueline, who's the hot old person that we need to put on the list? Okay, this is a bit of a weird one.

You know how you find some people attractive in a weird way? Yes. Adam Sandler. Oh, Jacqueline, what are you doing to us? I don't know. Like in a weird way, you know, he could get it. Wait, wait, wait. In a weird way, he could get it.

Wait, Jacqueline. Yeah. What movie did you watch where you were like, yeah, better Adam Sandler? Great question. Happy Gilmore, 100%. Oh, that's young Adam Sandler. Yeah, he looks the same. Yeah, but he could still get it now.

He's 57. Adam Sandler's 57. I think he's a good guy. I think he's a good guy. Maybe that's part of it. He is a good guy. You know? Maybe it's because he's funny.

Yeah. Yeah. Funny goes a long way. Maybe that's part of it. He is a good guy. Maybe it's because he's funny. Yeah. Yeah. Funny goes a long way. Definitely not his style. Alright, this has been a good glimpse into how people operate. Thanks, Jacqueline. A lot of people texting through hot older people. Someone said Jane Fonda. Jane Fonda? Fox. Yep.

Robert Downey Jr.? Hot. Hot. Hot as. Rob Lowe from the Atkinsons commercials. Oh, my God. He has aged like a fine wine. Pierce Brosnan. Yes. Hot as.

Sam Neill. Sam Neill. Hot. Lenny Kravitz. How have we slept on Lenny Kravitz? Have you seen him recently? I think a lot of people have slept on Lenny Kravitz, to be honest. I would sleep on Lenny Kravitz? Have you seen him recently? I think a lot of people have slept on Lenny Kravitz, to be honest. I would sleep on Lenny Kravitz.

Yeah. Yes, Ella? He's, um, when I watch the Hunger Games and the gold eyeliner. I like her. Does things to you. I'm getting choked up. I like her. When Ella's feeling in the mood, she either watches the Hunger Games

or Blue Planet. Is he in there? No, that's David Edinburgh. Oh, yeah. Remember that day when Ella was like Lenny Kravitz? Oh, he was in that movie that one time. That's how she knew him. Yeah.

Not for anything else. Iconic. He's done great things. Bree and Clint. Let's play Google Down. Now. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down. Now. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you?

It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down. Punk. Here we are back for another week of Google Down. Opportunity for someone listening to pick up 50 KFC chicken dollars. Thanks, KFC. And all you have to do is back the winner of the game. Who is the fastest Googler on the Brain Clinch show? Is it Clint?

Is it Claudia? Is it Ella? Is everyone ready to play? I'm ready, but I will concede I've been a bit foggy the last few days. Okay. I don't think I've met my mental sharpers. You're making excuses already. No, I'm just being honest.

I'm not feeling sharp either, so. Okay. I never feel sharp. Probably why I'm running the game. But I am ready and willing, so let's do it. I'm willing and able. Alright, you can all be seated in exit row and play this game. Here we go.

This is how it works. I've put these questions into Google. I'm looking for the right answer to be shouted out. If you do shout out the right answer, I'll award you a point. First to three points wins the game. Are we ready? Yeah, yeah. Got it. Here we go.

Question number one. How many Grand Slam titles has Rafael Nadal won? 24. Clint's out. Worth a guess though. 22. Claudia in with an educated guess. It is 22. It is 22.

It is 22. How do you spell Raphael? No idea. R-A-F-A-E-L. I wrote T-fowl. Thank you. But as it shows, it doesn't matter how you spell it. Wait. What are you guys looking at? I'm just showing Bree the results. It says 22.

Huh? Yes. Did I say 24? You says 22. Yes. I said 22. Did I say 24? You said 24. You are foggy. You are a bit foggy. Claudia with the right answer of 22 receives the point. Question number two. How many metres tall is Mount Taranaki?

How many metres? 2,518 metres. Jeez, she's on the ball to die. Those fingers are rapid. I can't even get a flex in these thumbs today, guys. That is ridiculous. Okay, hang on. Let me focus.

Guys, Clint and Ella, you need to get this one to stop Claudia from a downed trowel. Here comes question number three. How old is the musician SZA? 34. It's a down trowel for Claudia. She takes home the win and wins Grace 50 KFC chicken dollars. Nice work, Grace. Good work, Claudia.

Thanks, Grace. Oh, good, good, good work, Claudia. Thanks, Grace. There was not even any room in there for anyone else. Yeah, were you guys playing? Trying to. I think my coffee's made me feel a bit crazy. It's undisputed this week. Can I ask you guys, because when I Googled how old SZA was, I thought she was like 24.

I was just about to say, SZA could go on our list of hot old people. How old is she? She's 34. I thought she was like 24. Yeah, I would have guessed 25 maybe. She looks 25. She's a millennial, guys. Grace, 50 KFC chicken dollars. Congratulations. Thank you. We'll hook you up with

that KFC. Nice work, guys. I had nothing. I had absolutely nothing. Neither. Terrible. Same time next week? Same time next week. Let's get a new game. We're going to start taking those gummies. What are those gummies that are meant to help? Ashwagandha gummies.

That's a good idea. Yeah. I've got some other gummies you can take. I'll take anything. Don't slow you down. Bree and Clint. News out today that One New Zealand, the company that used to be called Vodafone.

When I say One New Zealand, I always think people think I'm talking about the TV channel, but I'm not. I'm talking about the phone company. The phone company. They have announced that they're phasing out landlines. What do you mean they've announced they're phasing them out? I thought landlines were long gone.

They've said that for them, for One New Zealand, landlines will be gone by sometime next year. I feel like not many people are rocking a landline still. That is arrogant and ignorant from you. Elitist, even. Why is it arrogant? Because you've got your fancy cell phone, have a, you know, up there on your high horse thinking everybody has got a cell phone.

All right, calm down. Calm down. What are you, the ambassador for the landline company? I've got a deep-seated like want to get a landline, to re-simplify my life and go back to a landline. My parents are definitely

like from memory, the last people I remember having a landline and to be honest... Has the landline been taken off them as well? Well, when they moved house, they decided... They were forced to drop it, were they? They decided they just wouldn't. They didn't need it.

By choice? By choice. The only people that called that landline in the end was my Aunty Sherl and telemarketers. Oh, well, screw Aunty Sherl, I guess. Well, Aunty Sherl had their mobile numbers, so she just called that. It wasn't that big of a deal.

You say that no one has a landline, but how about these numbers? One New Zealand said that they've got 2.4 million mobile devices on their network and they have still got around 573,000

landlines in New Zealand. So what? Just stuff those people, I guess, in your opinion. Is that what it is? I'm just saying I just think they're a bit obsolete. That's all. Half a million New Zealanders don't think so.

They've still got a landline. Landline. Just because they got it, I don't know if they use it. Having a landline is a touch of class, you know, in this chaotic world in this upside down tipsy turvy world that we live in. It's just an extra bill that a lot of people can't afford.

I would say yeah, you got me there. I would say this about a landline though. Sure, you've got 2.4 million cell phones and only half a million landlines, but people can share a landline. If I get my wish and we get a landline back in our house, that landline will service

four people in my household. Look, my mobile phone? Yeah. Here, do you want to make a call? No, absolutely not. That's disgusting. I don't want to touch your cell phone. Isn't it the same with a landline?

That's a personal item. No. Isn't it the same? A landline is a tool. What about people who can't get cell phone coverage at their house? What about them? I don't know if that exists anymore, does it? Nah, it definitely does.

I can't get cell phone coverage at the bottom of my driveway. Really? Yeah. Far out. Yeah. Well, there's that, what's that thing that's coming? Is it Starlink? Oh, the Starlink thing, yeah.

Where you can get reception anywhere? Yeah, I think that was, I'm not sure what the deal is with that. Like... It was quite interesting. I remember when I first started at ZM, they were in the transitional period where they had a landline phone on everyone's

desk. Yes. And then they transitioned where they took all that away and just gave everyone a work phone. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was quite It was quite. People missed those landlines. Oh. They enjoyed having a phone at their desk, didn't they? Didn't they? Did they? I don't know. Producers, what do

you reckon? Landline? Just don't think anyone would use it. If you met a guy out in town or a girl. Creep. And Creeps. You said, can I get your number? And he gave you a landline out in town or a girl Creep. And you said can I get your number and he gave you a landline He's like 09

If he gave you a landline number Nah, red flag. Red flag. Really? I don't care if it's man, woman how old they are Red flag. It's a great way

to keep tabs on him because you know where he is. He has to be home to answer it. Oh true. What if he's not home and you can't call? Nah, it's vintage. Leave a message on his voicemail.

It's so vintage. It's vintage. It's catch. It's like listening to records. My friend back in the day, which was pretty cool, had a car that had a phone in it. A car phone. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And we made it our mission because it was no longer in service. But we made it our mission to get it back up and running. Yeah. It was the stupidest thing. Like, I just. Do they have handsets? Huh? Yeah, you can get a handset in the car,

which is the craziest bit that you are talking about a handset while you're driving. It's got a cord that goes back to the glove box. It was literally like in the centre console and you pulled up the handset and like had it. You should bring back those ones in the briefcases. Yeah. Anyway, if one New Zealander listening,

love you guys, love what you're doing with the Warriors, think you're a great company. I think you're making a mistake on this landline thing. I think you just need to slow down and just take a breather. Do you have a landline? No, but I want one. I'm not allowed one. My wife said we're not allowed one.

At least there's one smart person in your relationship. I've got to go get that. Brianne Clint. Brianne Clint. There's an American Airlines passenger that is dividing people's opinions online after she was secretly filmed seeking vocabulary help for the New York Times cult classic, Wordle. Oh, yeah, people still love Wordle.

Yeah, people are on Wordle streaks. Yeah, clever people love Wordle. Oh, yeah. People still love Wordle. Yeah, people are on Wordle streaks. Yeah. Clever people love Wordle. That's what I've found out. Yeah. I agree because I am terrible at Wordle. And people don't post their Wordle anymore. They're like clever people who are self-assured.

They don't need it out there. It's brain training. Yeah, the Wordle is for them. That's what I get told from the smart people I know. I aspire to be a Wordle person one day. I know I never will be a Wordle person. A Wordler. A Wordler.

It's not my strength. No, me neither. And I know that. But this woman obviously was getting a little bit of help because when I did play Wordle for like the couple of weeks I did play where everyone else was playing, I'd Google. Because, yeah, well, there's more ways to cheat than ever.

You could Google, you could put it into chat. GPT would come back with so many options for you. You know? Yeah, exactly. So what? She filmed somebody cheating at Wordle on a plane? Yes. That feels like an invasion of privacy.

I think so too Leave her alone That's the ultimate in public shaming Let's be real As human beings We have all cheated on something At some point in life But back to the Wordle thing

If you're cheating at Wordle Quite literally the only person you're cheating is yourself Not really What about if you're sending it to your partner? Yeah Or if you're sending it to your partner? Or if it's a work like a group. Yeah, but what a hollow victory. You send it to your partner and you're like 45 day streak.

But inside you, you know that you just Googled it. Yeah, but your partner doesn't know. People cheat for a lot of different reasons on different things. When I was in the second grade, I... So pathetic. When I was in grade two, I used to have this amazing system

because we used to have a spelling test every Friday. Yeah. A spelling test every Friday, which would stress me out quite a lot because I wasn't a good speller. And so I came up with this fantastic plan, and I'm being very vulnerable right now, where I, the day before on the Thursday, because we would get the list of words that we would have to spell

so you could practice it for homework. Yeah. And the day before on the Thursday, we had those wood kind of coloured desks. Yeah. You know that everyone had? Yeah. And I would get a pencil and I would write every single word on that desk. Up close you could see it really well.

Yeah. Far away you couldn't tell at all. Yeah, look. And then I would just rub them off at the end of a Friday. As a teacher I wouldn't punish you. I'd actually give you points for creative thinking. Yeah. You know you've thought outside the box.

Yeah. Have you ever cheated? Are we doing this? Are we going to do this. Yeah. You know you've thought outside the box. Yeah. Have you ever cheated? Are we doing this? Are we going to do this? Yeah. I just came clean. There was a time last year on this show. Wait.

Where I, and it's the only time it's happened. Wait, what's happening right now? Look at the producer's ears pricking up. I got on a bit of a hot streak with the game Google Down and I beat Claudia three games in a row. Yeah, I remember it. Did you cheat? You cheated.

How did you cheat? Did you have Bree's document or something? You looked at... I was using the microphone on my Google app to... While she was saying the question. To voice prompt Google what to search from Bree. So how would you do it? So you would say, I would hit the microphone and you would go, what is the capital city of Egypt?

So it would pick up my voice. And it would get your voice and then I'd push enter and it would come through. I mean, smart. And do you know the only reason I stopped? Why? Because Claudia got faster than the Google Voice app. She has got so good at that game that she became faster than the app could interpret what Brie was saying.

If that hadn't happened, I would have gone on, I would have done it for months. You never would have fessed up. I would have done it for months. I can't believe you did that. You could have won forever. Yeah. And were you then like, did it make you check yourself and be like,

wow, Claudia is even better than this and I need to be truthful? I think she's unbeatable. Yeah, that's, I did not expect, I did not expect that confession. Shameful. God, my grade two confession is crap compared to that confession. You guys ought to forgive me. I've confessed. I said it's ingenuity. Ella, you confession. You guys have got to forgive me. I've confessed.

I said it's ingenuity. Ella, you're a Christian. You have to forgive me. I do forgive you, but I'm annoyed at you. It's one of the commandments. I think you need to make it up to us. Because when we play What's Our Game? Let's Get Classical, you give me crap for calling me a cheater.

Yeah. And I haven't. Oh, we haven't called you a cheater for ages. Well, now's the time to own up. Because we've been winning. Now's the time to own up Because we've been winning Now's the time to own up No I never Never Any

Girls do you want to own up to cheating At any point in your life Nah I'm a saint Oh I got one Yeah Back in the day in primary school I really wanted glasses

And my eyesight was so good But I lied in the eye test So That's hilarious That's reverse cheating That's failing on purpose Is that why you need them now? I don't know.

Did you ruin your eyes? She ruined her eyes on purpose. No, Tom just knew I was cheating. Okay, ready? On the count of three, say yes or no if you've ever cheated in a game of Monopoly. One, two, three, yes. Probably. Probably.

I don't remember. I like to play banker. I'm always the banker That's a lesson to anyone listening Don't let me be banker Brie has confessed, I have confessed Ella has confessed, Claudia's perfect But seeing as we are being honest

Let's throw it out to the people and ask Do you want to confess to cheating at something? Anything 0800 dial ZM or text your cheat Into 9696. I feel lighter. You know, I feel... It's good.

It's good to come clean. I'm actually a little bit mad. I bet you are. Claudia's going to stew on this now for ages. Bree and Clint. The cheating hotline and text line are open. If you're willing to confess to any form of cheating, we are here to listen.

It feels good. It's good to get it off your chest. Yeah, get it off your chest. You've been carrying it around for too long. Yep. Just move on. Be honest. And we can all get on with our lives.

Someone texted through and said, I scratched my physics formulas into my fingernails with a compass before my exams. Lick them to make them disappear afterwards. That's genius. That is high level. I mean, yeah, wow. That's amazing. There are varying degrees of cheating like this.

I technically bribed my driving instructor years ago when I got my full licence. I brought her a slice of cake from the bakery before my test. I think that's fair game. I think that's fine. That's common courtesy. That's common courtesy. If she chooses to interpret that as a bribe, that's on her.

But unless you said this is a bribe to pass me, then that's fine. What about this message? I learned at a young age that cheating is not worth it. We were playing hide and seek at a friend's birthday party when I was about six years old. I kept moving around so that they couldn't find me. After about an hour, the parents called my parents and the police because no one could find me. It was humiliating and a lesson that I never forgot.

Lol from Emma. That just means you're a great hider. You're like one of the best hiders. The police? If the police come, they should give you a a great hider. You're like one of the best hiders. The police. If the police come, they should give you a bit of kudos. They'd be like, you are. You are the ultimate hider. If we show up, if we the police show up to a game of hide and seek,

you clocked hide and seek. Yeah. You know, I've always really wanted to like bring back hide and seek, but for adults. Oh, yeah. Like, you know, when you have a dinner party. Yep. Like I miss playing hide and seek but for adults. Oh, yeah. Like, you know, when you have a dinner party. Yep. Like, I miss playing hide and seek.

Like, I want to do, I want to make it. We are much harder to hide now, though. That's the problem. Yeah, but that means it's expert level. Like, I'd see you behind the curtains. Well, we don't know. When was the last time you played hide and seek? It's a really good question, to be honest.

Jaden's here. Hi, Jaden. Hi, Jaden. Hey, guys. How are you? Good, thanks. When was the last time you played hide and seek? It's a really good question, to be honest. Jaden's here. Hi, Jaden. Hi, Jaden. Hey, guys. How are you? Good, thanks. When was the last time you cheated, mate? Look, every Tuesday night for the last seven years, to be honest. Every Tuesday night? And who are you cheating on

or with or at what? Well, so we go to a local pub quiz and we've become quite good friends with the guy that hosts the pub quiz. Shut up! Yeah, so,

if it's like multiple choice questions, he'll like sneakily put up a finger for like A or two fingers for B and then like

give us the clues and stuff. Like, if the answer's bird, he'll pretend to be a bird. It's great. That's unreal. You're running

a pub quiz racket. How much money do you think you've made out of this pub quiz? Oh, see, we keep it clever. Like, he doesn't let us win. We only could have come second or third, maybe like once a month. So I reckon it'll be in the thousands, though. That's hilarious. I don't want to be a buzzkill, but, Jaden,

I feel like this might actually be properly illegal. Like, is it? No, because he might actually be properly illegal. Is it? He owns the pub as well, so it's his money he's giving away. It could be illegal for him. Do you have to pay to participate in this pub quiz? No, no you don't. Oh, then it's fine. Exactly.

Here's the ultimate part of the confession. It's morally not fine. No, it's morally reprehensible. Here's the biggest part of the confession, Jaden. You've given us your name. Are you willing to give us the pub? Yeah, sure. It's the Fitz in New Plymouth,

and I'm part of the team distinctly average. Jaden, you've got big cojones, and I'm here for it. You're a marked man. I don't mean to be rude, but everyone else that participates is old. They're not listening to ZM. He's doubled down. Jaden's like, my balls are regular size.

I love you, Jaden. Thank you very much. Hilarious. We're asking about cheaters. Someone said, at primary school, we got our names pulled out in a prize drawer if we were good. I used my family's photocopier to make counterfeit entries and added myself probably a suspicious number of times.

What? End of term rolls around, and I won the art kit. Hollow victory, as the felt tip pens were really crap. That's bad karma, eh? That's unreal, though. Someone else said, I cheated on my boyfriend of seven years with a woman i uh never went back to men afterwards i still feel guilty about it but i'm glad i was curious otherwise i would never have known i'm actually a raging lesbian wow so i wonder so obviously she would

have broken up with the boyfriend afterwards afterwards. Afterwards. And then do you tell him? Yeah, but if you're breaking up with him and you realise you're a lesbian, like, do you tell him and hurt him? I don't know. What do you do in that situation? It's like a Ross from Friends situation. How did he handle it? Yeah, like, what's the point of telling

him? If that person's in New Plymouth, I know a great quiz team they could join, you know? Also, the Raging Lesbians is a great name for a quiz team. That's such a good name for a quiz team. Thanks for all your confessions, everybody. It's brave. We appreciate you.

Bree and Clint. It's time. So let's get into it. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. If you don't know what a birthday banger is, it's the number one song when you were 16 years of age. And on this show, we do three of them and then we'll play our favourite one.

Andy's going to give it a go. G'day, Andy. Hi, Andy. Hi. How's your day been, mate? Yeah, busy. Busy? You finished for the day?

Yep, I am finished. Well, let's get you on your way. What's your date of birth? The 18th of September, 1985. All right. That means you were 16 in 2001, Andy. And on your 16th birthday, this was at the top. One for the money and the free rise.

It's two for the lie that you're denying. All rise. All rise. Blue. And All Rise. It's all right. Oh, no, it's great. Oh, Andy. Quite like that one.

I rest my case. From Blue? It's not bad. It's not bad. You think it's a bit of fun, Andy. Come on. You would bop your head, Andy. Yeah, I so would.

Yeah, you're 100% right. Okay. Well, yeah. The key here is don't try and be too cool for your birthday banger, okay? It's your birthday banger. You've got to embrace it. Exactly right. Unless you get Bon Jovi or something like that. Leave Bon Jovi alone.

Deirdre's here to play birthday banger. G'day, Deirdre. Hi, Deirdre. How's your day been, mate? Out of 10? Probably about are. Hi, Deidre. How's your day been, mate? Out of 10? Probably about a six. A six? A six.

God, just above 50%. Why is that, Deidre? Oh, no, it was still pretty good, but not a 10. Yeah, right. I see. You know what? It's all relative. Six is a flop to me.

That's a bad day. But isn't it all relative? Yeah, I guess it's above a five. You know, like how people rate stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like how I used to give my good Uber rides four stars. Yeah. Because I was like, it was good.

It wasn't great. I want to save some room for the five-star Uber drivers, the ones who really blow me out of the water. And then someone said to me, if an Uber driver drops below 4.75, they lose their job. And I was like, oh, man. You were single-handedly taking out every Uber driver in this country. So now it's fives all day.

Deirdre, on your sixth day, let's get you up to at least a seven with a birthday banger. What's your date of birth? 5th of July, 1979. All right, Deirdre, that means you were 16 in 1995. And let me take you back to your 16th of this one. Go, go, Jason Waterfalls. 1995. And let me take you back to your 16th of this one. Absolute banger from TLC. There's a new doco out about TLC on Netflix at the moment.

Very interesting, yeah. I'd watch that. Yeah, great song. Great time of life. It's a fantastic song, Deidre. You've got to rip up. Wait there, we're going to do a birthday banger for Katia. Hi, Katia. Great time of life. It's a fantastic song, Deidre. You've got to rip up. Wait there, we're going to do a birthday banger for Katia. Hi, Katia.

Oh, Karita? Yeah, that's it. Karita, my bad, sorry. Lovely name, Karita. How's your day been? Yeah, really good, thank you. Good to hear. Well, all we need is your date of birth.

12th of May, 1986. All right, Karita, that means you were 16 in 2002. We've done the calculations. Here's your birthday banger. Buzzy coincidence. New Zealand Music Month T-shirt day is coming up and our T-shirts arrived today.

Claudia, this very day got a good shirt T-shirt and you get good shirt for birthday banger. That's wild. Do you like it? I think that's a banger. It's a banger, yeah. That's so good. Okay, three good birthday bangers.

I like them all. Blue TLC, good shirt. Blue. It had good vibes. Blue. Yeah, I'll go with you on that. All right. Yeah.

Andy. Come on. Andy, come on. I think I'm much better than the other ones were. Oh, now you like it. No, Andy. You've got to go with it. You've got to back it in.

You won. You picked it. Franklin, you're on ZM. Yo, yo. Brian Clint. Great birthday banger for Andy today. That's Blue and All Rise. It was number one on the 18th of September in the year 2001.

What are the other hits from Blue? They had a couple more hits. Did they? Yeah. One more hit? Yeah, they definitely had a few more. Was it Sit Down? They had Fly By.

Is this? Ah, yes. It's familiar, eh? Yep. What else? Or is that it? They had One Love Oh Yeah

One Love Yeah banger Sounds very similar to All Rise Doesn't it? It's a hit though One Love Next on the show Something that we all used to do when it comes to Facebook. All of us used to do this thing.

Stall people. Yeah, close. I don't reckon anyone does it anymore. I saw a friend of mine, same age as me, do this earlier in the week. I was like, oh, we're still doing that? Poke people. No, not poking. Remember when people used to poke each other?

I got poked by Vaughan Smith recently. Did you? Where? Have you reported it to HR? On Facebook. Oh, okay. Just checking. You know you can come to me.

Yeah. I poked his wife in return as a retaliation. Oh, well, that's fair enough that he poked you then. No, no. After he poked me. That's what I mean. That's fair enough. Yeah. Oh, right. I see. I see. Poke and get poked. Yeah. No, no. After he poked me. That's what I mean. That's fair enough. Oh, right.

I see. I see. Poke and get poked. Anyway, no, it's not poking. I'll tell you the thing. And we can discuss whether it's still a doable thing these days. Bree and Clint. God, I hate logging onto Facebook these days.

It's a nightmare. They want to send a code to your phone and then authenticate it through a second app on your other phone. What's going on? I don't enjoy it through a second app on your other phone? What's going on? I don't enjoy it as a place to be anymore. It feels like more of a burden. I generally find that I log on to check that there are no events that I'm invited to, like birthday parties or anything that I haven't missed, and to go and check my Facebook memories

to see what cringeworthy shit I was saying 10 years ago. Yep. And it was originally so that I don't get cancelled, so that I don't dig something up I can get cancelled for. Now it's more so when I die and my children are looking through this Facebook archive, they don't go... They think you're cool? Well, they don't think I'm a total loser,

so I'm just going through and deleting the most cringeworthy stuff. Mate, that's inevitable. I know it's inevitable. It is inevitable. But I want to just, you know, just take out. Give yourself a fighting chance. I just want to take out the planking photos. I didn't mind the planking era.

Just delete my Harlem shake. Those kind of things. Oh, you're getting rid of all the good stuff. No, it's not those. It's more like the questionable. Homophobic, racist. Yeah. Ages.

Yeah, before it was bad. Yeah. Back when everyone was doing it. Anyway. Back when everyone was doing it. Anyway. Back when everyone was doing it. I logged on this week to do my weekly Facebook cleanse and I saw a friend of mine had

updated his relationship status. Really? Yeah, see Claudia, that's the reaction that I'm talking about. Interesting. In 2024 they had put up there such and such is now in a relationship with such and such and i'm very happy for my friend was he doing it ironically no he was doing it for real there wasn't a hint of irony i don't find this person particularly ironic either that was a very earnest

relationship status update from this person who's the same age as me. This is not one of my Gen X or Boomer friends. This is a millennial friend. I know what's happened. What? I know exactly what's happened here. Yeah. I reckon. So back in the day when everyone was doing this,

it was quite a common thing. Yeah. Maybe he never had the chance to do it because he was never in a relationship. I actually think you might be right. I actually think you could be right on that front. But interestingly, I saw that it said that, because I'm friends with him. Yeah.

I'm not friends with his partner. Okay. I don't know the partner. But the post had come from the partner. It said, such and such is now in a relationship with your friend. And that's when I went, oh oh i wonder if he actually wanted this or so he hasn't done it no it's her that's done it it's well it's it's him that's done it yeah it's it's a cat it's two dudes oh right well you mentioned that at the start but yeah right so he hasn't done it his His new partner has done it. Yeah. Yeah.

Interesting. And then I went, I wonder if they had a conversation about this. And they said, hey, babe, do you mind if I make us Facebook official like it's 2012? Well, you can't say no in that situation, can you? You absolutely can. You go, I'd prefer not to. Or is that bad juju? Then you seem embarrassed of them. No, but then it puts ideas in their head and they're like,

oh, they're embarrassed of me. Oh, they don't want me doing this on Facebook. Why not? Well, you should know before you get into a Facebook official relationship with someone if you're getting into a relationship with a person who likes to make it Facebook official. That's true. Like it's a bit of a red flag.

A little bit. Like just poke people like all us... Just poke them. Just poke them every day for the rest of your life. Yeah, like all us normal Facebook users are doing. Anyway, just poke people. Just poke them. Just poke them every day for the rest of your life. Yeah, like all us normal Facebook users are doing. Anyway, I clicked like. Did you? Did you write a comment?

And then I changed it to the heart. And no, I didn't comment on it. I thought this was getting enough attention as it is. What would you comment? Congrats. Weird post. But cool. Cool, guys.

Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint. that's Griff and Miss Me Too. Is Griff coming? Is she the one that's coming? I hope so. Griff's coming, eh? She is. Yeah.

I'm there. Griff's one of my favourites at the moment. You were saying the other day that you've got a Griffy Stiffy. I do have a Griffy Stiffy. You've got a Stiffy for Griffy. I say it all the time. I've got a Griff Stiff is what I say. Oh, Griff Stiff. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I've got a Griff stiff is what I say. Oh, Griff stiff.

Yeah. I like to keep it a bit PG. True. Yeah. I've got a stiffy for Griffy. I've got a stiffy for Griffy. Yeah, that's what I said. That's what I said.

It's not weird. A stiffy Griffy. That's what they call the fans. We should stop saying it now, shouldn't we? Stiffy. Have a great night, everybody, and we'll catch you back tomorrow on The Brian Clint Show. Can we send that to her

That little clip of us talking Are you really want to do that I reckon she'd like it Okay I reckon she would love it Yeah true See if she wants to come in Yeah can you send her that

To send that clip of us With an invitation for an interview Yeah to her people and say Should I just send it with no comment No maybe some context No I'll just title it Stiffy for Griffey Stiffy for Griffey And Stiffy for Griffey.

And the audio. Yes. And it'll sort itself out. I think so too. We're horny for a chat with you. No, that's... No, no. We're barred up.

No. Stiffy. No, no. No, we've got to play this. We've got to play this tape. Let's workshop it. Let's hold off on the email until tomorrow, I reckon. I'm going to get some

lippy with Griffith. No. We'll go away and workshop it. We'll workshop it. See you guys tomorrow. Bye guys.