ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 1st May 2025
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ZM's Bri and Clint podcast.
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ZM's Bri and Clint, thanks to KFC's new Nashville Zinger FLG rap.
In Auckland, New Zealand, it's Bri and Clint.
It's fun to see how you're white.
Good afternoon everybody and welcome to the Bri and Clint show.
G'day guys, afternoon, afternoon.
Just a bit of a public service announcement, a PSA if you will. My ADHD is absolutely raging
at the moment. Haven't been able to concentrate at all. Normally I can concentrate a little
bit. I can tell you've completely forgot to brush your hair It's meant to be like that. Oh
Well, to be honest, I ran out of time because I was procrastinating so I didn't do my hair but yeah
I just can't it's so bad at the moment. Is it like a full moon or something? Oh
What's the first of a new month my adhd is out there
Yeah, yeah, does your hormones like depending on what's going on in your body, make it worse?
It's a good question. Depending on where you are in your cycle.
Well you're just a big cocktail of hormones and brain chemicals and...
Especially the women. Yeah.
Like our hormones, it's a roller coaster. Up, down, all around, loop de loop.
Or fun show then. Depending on what time of the month. I don't
know what's going to happen today. I was going to say fun show on the way then.
But I just wanted to let people know if I'm'm all over the shop today, yeah I already know.
Let's get into a round of Trady vs Lady to kick things off today.
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It's Trady vs Lady!
3, 2, 1, let's go!
We're breaking news, we need an emergency lady because we just lost our lady.
At the last minute, if that's you, 0800DIALZM is the number to call. 50 bucks up for grabs.
Oh, here we go. They're coming in.
They're coming in now. We'll find one. Let's discuss the point scoring system.
God, you said it at the start of the show. It's real bad. The Trades on 27 wins for the year, the ladies on 36. The Trades had a good win yesterday. Could it start the ball rolling?
Our Trade is in the Garden City, they're 37 and they've got a double jointed jaw, just like a snake. Welcome to the show Ryan. G'day Ryan. Hi guys, how you doing? Do you like bring that out at parties? Is like your party trick?
Yeah.
Ah yeah, gracious people out pretty good.
What's the biggest thing you can fit in your mouth?
Um...
Can you put your fist in there?
Maybe my fist.
Yeah.
Maybe my fist, just...
Wow.
I'd like to see it.
Yeah, I'd like to see it too.
Nah, it's really not that great.
If there's ever an opportunity where it arises and someone says, can put my fist in my mouth I want to see it.
Because I think I could get my lips around my fist but it's my teeth that get in the way.
Yeah. So but a double-jointed jaw. Yeah yeah. A lot of saliva though. Yeah fair enough.
We've got our lady she's here she's in she's 23, and she is today our emergency lady. Welcome to the show, Emma.
Hi, Emma.
Hi, guys.
What do you do with yourself, Emma?
I'm a PE teacher.
Oh, cool job.
Do you love it?
Love it, except at the moment I'm a bit injured,
so it's not really working too well.
Oh, no.
You meant to teach the class, not do the class, Emma.
I know, I can't help that.
What injury did you get?
I actually ruptured a ligament.
You'd rather break something most of the time they say. Ryan did that trying to put his fist
in his jaw once. We don't know which ligament it was either. Yeah.
Ryan your buzzer is tradie, Emma yours is lady Lady. First of three will win $50 this afternoon.
Good luck guys.
Here we go, question number one.
The world's steepest street, Baldwin Street,
is located in which?
Emma?
Yes, Emma?
Dunedin.
Dunedin is on the money, she's all over it.
I will remind you, you get one grace period,
but Ryan, your buzzer's Trady, Emma, your buzzer's Lady.
Question number two
Ella Yellich O'Connor is better known as who?
Pop singer, her real name is Ella Yellich O'Connor what's her stage name?
Kiwi? No idea. Lady. Emma? Lord? It's Lord. Ryan he's like should have known that. Two to the ladies, none to the
tradies. You need this one here Ryan to stay in at question number three. Buzz in
when you can tell me who sings this song. Emma? Lord? Not twice in a row Ryan.
Emma's got it. Not twice in a row, Ryan.
She's a lady
Whoa, whoa, whoa
She's a lady
We are on the phone with the government
and Ryan, you could be deported.
We will come back afterwards, you know, if you're allowed to stay.
Unlucky, mate.
You can call back and try again anytime.
Emma, 50 bucks coming your way.
Thank you so much, guys. Appreciate it.
I've heard of putting your foot in your mouth, but I've never met someone who could actually do it.
It was incredible. It was amazing to hear.
ZM's Brie and Clint podcast.
ZM, that's our close personal friend, Gracie Abrams.
Yeah, so good to get her on the radio, you know?
Yeah.
Play spinner stuff.
We're throwing her a bone.
Yeah.
She commented on her Instagram, we're tight.
Good to support friends.
The, I don't want to keep saying it, but the Kick It In The D thing that happened yesterday,
it's made the Herald.
It's in the Herald.
It's in the newspaper. It's in the actual, not even just the website, the actual newspaper.
I don't think that the Herald knows it was us.
No.
No, because they don't mention us.
No. Did you want them to?
Not really. I'm kind of glad.
I don't want the Herald readers coming after us.
No.
I look, I'm going to start this by saying, I'm not going to say who this person is,
because I did ask them if I could talk about it on the radio.
And they said, as long as you don't say who it is.
You know, the rules on this show, though, what you have to tell us if we know them or not.
You don't know them. OK, so it makes it. It makes it is. You know the rules on this show though? What? You have to tell us if we know them or not. You don't know them. Okay. So it makes it easy. Do I know them?
Um no. No. You guys don't know them. Okay. But a friend of mine, I'll set the scene,
a male. Pretty rich of you to have friends that we don't know. Yeah what the
hell man. I have a few that you guys don't know. Not many. That's rough. But a few.
That's rough. I don't have any that you don't know. One of my male friends.
You could have ended that at any.
Who is single.
A male single friend of mine.
Why don't I know them?
Yeah, wait, you haven't introduced
Korty to your male single friend?
You guys wouldn't, it wouldn't work, trust me.
Or else I would have set you up already.
Anyway, caught up with him over the holiday break,
just gone over Easter.
And went over to his place because
he's just moved into a new place and I was like I want to come see and check out the new place.
Real nice, looked really nice. He is living on his own at the moment. I think he's going to get a
flatmate eventually but anyway so had a look around and we ended up sitting in his bedroom and
we were talking and he was
telling me about this new linen that he'd bought because he'd moved into the
new place. Okay. Anyway it was at that point that I discovered that this friend
of mine does something which I in my opinion I think is disgusting. Oh. Because
he's a tidy guy right he's a tidy guy, right?
He's a tidy guy.
And so when I found this out, I was like,
I thought it was a joke.
I hammered him for about 10 minutes being like,
this has to be a joke.
This has to be a stitch up.
Nobody is perfect, especially tidy people.
They've always got like a Monica closet somewhere.
So.
This is, I don't know if there would
be someone out there who does this but this friend of mine said to me that he puts on
all of his bottom sheets at once puts them all on so he puts all the bottom sheets on at once
all on. So he puts all the bottom sheets on at once and then as they get dirty he peels one of them off and then he will wash them all at once but he said I
could go six months where I just peel each sheet off as they get dirty and I'll
just peel the sheet back. Like a lint roller.
Pretty much. Okay that she's dirty peel that one back. Like a, like a, like an onion. Like a lint roller.
Pretty much.
Okay, that sheet's dirty, peel that one off.
I said, you can't be serious.
You're not actually doing that.
How many?
And he goes, have a look.
Yeah.
You know how many sheets he had on his bed?
How many?
I need to know how many bottom sheets he's got.
I counted them.
Guess how many?
I'd be weirded out of, well I'm already weirded out,
been weirded out of was more than four.
He had seven. Seven bottom sheets I'd be weirded out of well more already weirded out been weirded out of us more than four head seven
seven bottom sheets
on the bed
And I will go I'll go on the record and say the bed look nice. It's a nice bed. It's not it. You know yeah and
Is it gross is it gross? It's gross. It is gross producers
It's gross and they waterproof waterproof maybe? They're not waterproof sheets.
Come on now.
I'm trying to give them the benefit of the doubt.
Producer Pixie, gross or not?
Disgusting.
I just want to know how he decides,
yes, this is what I'm going to do.
Yeah, when it's time to peel.
Who taught him that?
Who taught him that?
Who has taught him that behaviour?
And you know why it's gross?
It's diabolical to be honest.
You know why it's gross?
Is because all your sweat and your skin cells,
it all goes through.
It's going through the sheets.
It would take a while to get to sheet number seven.
Yes.
But it would be there.
But every time.
There would be some body juices from sheet number one
on sheet number seven by the time you got to it.
But the point is when you peel the top sheet,
the very top sheet, the top, top, top, top, top, top sheet
back, all the juices are already
on the second one. So the guy clearly hates doing washing and making his bed, but he's just building
it up. There's one day that's gonna come where he's gonna have to wash and hang out seven sheets in
one day. Yeah well his train of thought is, you know, that's... One day of pain. One day of pain. Or two days of pain a year.
For six months of bliss.
Yeah, no.
It's a no from me.
It's a yuck habit.
Someone just said,
put a mattress protector between each layer.
That's not helping.
That is not helping this situation.
That would work.
No, it would work.
No.
That would work.
Just be a responsible adult in washer sheets.
Eventually they wouldn't fit.
It's like that episode of Friends, sorry to double Friends reference, but where Joey
starts putting on all the clothing.
You know?
The biggest one on the outside.
Yeah, yeah.
He'd start with a queen and by he got to the last one he'd need a king sheet.
A California king.
Yeah, yeah.
Him and I argued about this for at least half an hour.
As you should.
And I said, right, can I talk about it on the radio
and we'll settle this.
And I just want people to text through
because I want to ask people,
what is the yuck habit you found out about someone?
Because to me, that's yuck.
Yeah, yeah, share them with us.
You were grossed out by it.
And can I just say this is the problem with single men
as a former single man,
unless we have somebody living in our house
keeping us in check,
like engineering wise, that sounds like a good idea.
That's a terrible idea.
Yeah, I know, but if you're a single man,
there's no one running that filter over it for you.
It's a horrible idea.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But you better.
Oh, at $100 a day,
well you can text them into 9696,
someone else's yuck habit that you came across,
and you had to talk to them about it
and be like, you can't do that.
Also, if you wanna weigh in, is that yuck or not? came across and you had to talk to them about it and be like you can't do that. Also if you want to weigh in is that yuck or not text us on
9696. We're just discussing the revolutionary new bedding technique
where bachelors will place all of their fitted sheets on the bed at once and
then remove one a month and peel them back layer by layer. Put them in the wash.
Everyone on the text machine says nothing wrong with it it's a good idea. Not everyone. I'm joking.
There's one or two that endorse it. One or two that someone says sounds genius
that's completely fine. They'll be a single man. That could be my friend.
That'll be a single man texting that in and this break will have inspired more
single men to do this. Yeah now people are gonna pick up the technique. They'll go out by the cheapest fitted sheet
they can buy from Kmart, stack the bed,
and they might even go disposable sheet.
They might even go peel it off, put it in the bin.
I mean, that is a thought too.
Someone said, so does he just have dirty sheets
in his washing basket for six months?
I guess so.
By the sounds of it, yeah.
My favourite text is, that is the definition of rank. Good luck pulling with that marination station.
That sets the scene doesn't it? Imagine referring to your beard as the
marination station. Someone else has picked up on the fact gross double gross
that the sheets are only changed monthly. Yep someone's picked up on that. Yeah I
did think that when you were like he's got seven sheets last some six months. Yeah so pretty much. So just under a month. Pretty much
a month. It's bi-weekly max right? If you count all the juices that have gone through the
other sheets then we can just say it's monthly. Who was the person though that said if you're
single? It was Brooke who works here at ZM.
She said, because she's single,
that she can sleep on one side of the bed one week
and the other side of the bed the other week.
And that's how you get maximum use out of your sheets.
Which I kind of do get that.
Yeah, there's a logic to it.
I get that way more
than putting every bottom sheet onto your bed at once.
You've got to, it's easier in some respects, but you've got to get your phone charger and
your books and everything and put it on the other side of the bed for the other side of
bed week.
But it's the same concept as, you know, you get two wears out of your undies.
But where do you stop?
Like, do you go top and tail?
I think undies...
Do you go left, right, top, bottom and get four times as long as your...
No, you don't sleep where your feet have been.
Yeah, right.
That's a no-no.
No one's doing that.
Yeah, I definitely thought about that.
Would you sleep where your feet have been?
Well, I won't now,
but it's not a thought that would have crossed my mind before that.
Really?
Yeah, yeah.
God, that's the first thing that crosses my mind.
Yeah, you and my wife.
Even when I like turn my mattress, which I do quite often,
because I don't want to get lumps and bumps.
Oh, I love turning the mattress.
But I always think about, I'm like, oh,
the first time I turned it, I was like,
now I'm sleeping on the foot end.
No, but you've got mattress protector and sheep, yeah.
I know, but still.
But not everyone does.
I'm sleeping on my partner's foot end.
Like I'm sleeping where my partner's feet have been for the last however long.
What, what, yeah.
Do we need to acknowledge our privilege by saying we have a mattress protector?
That's not a privilege.
That is not a privilege. A mattress protector is an essential.
I believe that.
Everyone should have a mattress protector. Some people don't even believe sheets are essential, Bri. Some people. Who doesn't believe that?
Some people broadog the mattress. Who's believing that? No, I feel like that's a very, very few people.
Someone texted and said you should staff a sheet and use all of the bed. Yeah, well then, so you
have to change it more often. Someone said sleeping where your feet has been is gross.
This is what I said.
Cause what if you start drooling
and then you swap sides again and your feet get wet?
Oh, so they're more grossed out for their feet's sake,
not their faces sake.
I feel like you should be more worried about your face.
Yeah, you're concerned about the wrong end of your body there.
Yeah, no, your priorities are all wrong.
Anyway, can we all agree? I feel like majority rules, putting all your sheets on your bed
at once and then peeling them back layer by layer throughout the different months, not
a good idea. Yeah, not a good idea. But can we also acknowledge
Why do you hesitate? No, because I think I think how funny it is
needs to be acknowledged too. I think not saying it's not comical.
I think it should be acknowledged for its level of innovation, but then written off
as a bad idea.
Yeah, okay, yeah, that's fair.
Yeah, okay, good.
That's fair.
Alright, we're good.
We're on the same page.
That ends Branklands.
I got rear-ended last night.
Oh, busy school night for you.
Fun.
Whose house was that at?
Rear-ended, straight up the back.
On the motorway in my car.
Oh, you should have said that.
Well, I was trying to.
Oh, well, I feel like you'd let us astray then.
Well, I drove past this last night.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I should have known.
My pants were on.
Yeah, well, I mean, allegedly. Rush. My pants were on. Yeah, I mean, allegedly.
Rush hour Auckland traffic on the north western motorway. It's going pretty slow, it's kind
of inching along. It was slow and I was behind you and but I noticed that there was like
a hold up in the lane to the right and I was like, oh, someone's obviously had an accident.
And as I've driven past I was like, and it was's obviously had an accident. And as I've driven past, I was like, and it was Clint.
Yeah. Yeah. It was the centre lane, like the fast lane in the middle of the motorway.
We're at the five lane part of the motorway right after the interchange.
And I was like, what do you do?
Because there's no way you could like indicate through four other lanes
of traffic to pull off to the side.
And so I just put the hazard lights on and got out. It's the first time I've ever got out on the motorway. Yeah it's
scary I don't like doing it. That's a poor old couple behind me. What they
rear-ended you? Yeah I got rear-ended by a 74 year old man. Oh he walked into the
wrong party. Didn't they? And also he didn't have much English.
He was like, I think he was Eastern European,
but there wasn't a lot of English there.
So we had to exchange details
in the middle of the fricking motorway at seven o'clock.
And it's like gridlock traffic.
And I was like, I need to get your phone number, man.
And he's like-
How bad was it?
Didn't look too bad to me when I drove bad was it didn't look too bad to me
Yeah, yeah, I couldn't even tell if he'd hit you or not no, and I can't really tell if there's any damage there either
Get it checked out probably
It's always good to get you rear checked out I know yeah, you know especially if you've had an accident. Well the problem with getting rear ended is the internal damage.
Mm, well that's the thing,
you don't know the internal damage that's happened
because you can't see it from the outside, obviously.
I just had, when, in the cold light of day,
I just had a superficial look at the exterior of my rear end
and it looked okay.
I sprayed it with the hose,
and I sort of rubbed my rear end down.
You know what you need to do though. Yeah, I think just to be sure you should get a carinoscopy.
A carinoscopy, yeah yeah.
A carinoscopy just to see. They stick a probe in there eh? Yeah. With a camera and they have a little look around to see if there's any internal damage.
Yeah. It wasn't going fast. Like he kind of gently
rear-ended me. Which is nice. That's how you want it. You would rather be
gently rear-ended than you know, fast. Then rammed. Yeah. Yeah. Oh Ross is here. We're just
talking about how I got rear-ended last night. On the motorway. yeah in my car you filthy prick far out what did you think
today Lorde dropped more um stuff about her new music it's the release date and the artwork for
her brand new album which is going to be called Virgin oh give it to me give it to me give it to
me i forget what the release date is but but it's soon. The 27th.
Of May?
Yes.
Yeah, four weeks away.
I wanna see if I'm right.
Cause I haven't been able to remember anything.
The artwork grabs your attention straight away.
It's a X-ray of, what I assume is her pelvis.
Were you right?
I got it wrong. 27th of June.
Oh, but further.
So a couple of months.
If you haven't seen it, Google it.
It's an x-ray of, we're assuming
it's Lorde's pelvis, her hips.
And you can see in there
her belt buckle
and the zip of the fly on her jeans.
You can see the rivets for her jeans.
And then you can see all of her bones.
Yeah, all of her bones and her IUD.
Yeah.
You can see that as well.
That's the little Easter egg in there
that people have looked at a few times and they go,
oh wait, I can see her birth control in there.
Yeah.
Just floating around.
I wanna know what's the thing on the,
looks like a maggot.
Where?
Up on the right side. Yeah there. What's that?
Oh. It'll be something from the genes. It'll be something
yeah it'll be part of it'll be something solid that's on the genes. Yeah. I'm sure
Lorde doesn't have a maggot in her pelvis. I hope not. Oh I hope not too. But if you
did I mean that's why you have an x-ray. Imagine if she found out this way. Yeah yeah that's
why you get an x-ray done right. Tapeworm. She got a tapeworm. I mean, that's why you have an x-ray. Imagine if she found out this way. Yeah, yeah, that's the way you get an x-ray done, right?
Tapeworm. She got a tapeworm.
I imagine the tapeworm would be curly.
Yeah, it wouldn't look like that.
It wouldn't look like that.
God, you've put maggot in my head now.
It looks like a maggot.
It's a very intimate shot anyway, isn't it?
Like it's literally a picture of your insides.
I know when I've gone to have x-rays done before,
I actually find it hard to look at my own x-rays because I don't like seeing the stuff that's inside me. Why? Because it makes
you think about it? Yeah, I feel like that's not for my eyes. I feel like I was never meant to see
that stuff, you know? Oh. You don't think about that? No. It's like when I had my vasectomy and
the doctor said when all the bits were out before he cut and seared, he goes,
all right, it's all out now. Do you want to have a look? And I was like, absolutely not.
Why would I want to look? He goes, oh, a lot of people like to see it before it gets stuffed back in.
And I said, no, I don't want to know. I don't want to see it all.
Yeah, I don't know if I'd want to see that. We thought we'd ask off the back of this Lord X-ray, where you can see her.
What is it?
An IUD?
IUD.
Yeah, IUD.
I always get that confused with an IED.
What's an IED?
The improvised explosive device.
Very different.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You don't want to be putting that up your hood.
That's what blows up cars in the Middle East.
Yeah.
It's an IED.
IUD. Not IUD. You don't want to ask the doctor to implant an IED.
So good. They've got to change the name of one of them.
What are the x-ray show that was in you?
Yeah. When you got your x-ray results, you're like,
I know there's something in there and you got an x-ray results, you're like, there's something, you're like, I know there's something in there. And you got an x-ray done and it came back.
Remember on the first season of Jackass, where one of the things that they did was the toy car?
Oh!
Do you remember that? Ryan Dunne?
Did it go-
Drew the short straw and had to put the toy car in his-
Thing, yeah, yeah.
And then they had, and he had, and the prank was he had to go get an x-ray? Yeah, it's ringing a bell, yeah, yeah, and then they had any head and the prank was he had to go get an x-ray
Yeah, it's ringing a bell. Yeah
and then they have the x-ray of
Obviously, it's the exact same x-rays the Lord album cover, but it's just there's a tiny car that show I
Looking back on it
Imagine if that came out now. Well, I weirdly think it would be quite successful if it came out
Probably it'll be huge on tick-tock. Mm-hmm. Well, I weirdly think it would be quite successful if it came out now. Probably.
It'll be huge on TikTok.
Oh yeah, massive.
It'll be massive.
But there's heaps of people doing that content
on TikTok anyway.
Yeah, yeah, exactly right.
Very personal, but go on, tell us.
You went for an x-ray, I'm sure there's something in me.
Get the x-ray done and it comes back and says,
sir, you've got eight marbles inside you.
Oh, well I feel like you'd remember that.
You'd think so, right?
But.
Turns out.
Yeah. No.
Maybe you had a big night,
you go, I know I swallowed some marbles,
but I don't know how many.
All right.
If that's your big night,
you shouldn't be having any more big nights.
Oh, 100%.
You've taken it way too far.
It's time to get off the marbles then yeah.
You've lost the marbles. You've lost your marbles inside. Into your rectum.
No I meant swallowing them. Oh yeah me too. That's definitely what I meant as well.
Lourdes released the artwork for her upcoming album Virgin. It's an x-ray of her pelvis and you can see
her upcoming album Virgin. It's an x-ray of her pelvis and you can see her IEI. IUD. What does it stand for? It's a great question. The D would
stand for device. I believe. Intrauterine device. Yeah. Yeah right. Anyway you can
see it in there. You can see a you can see her bones.
Yeah, yeah. That's what an x-ray is.
That's what it is. See everything in there. So I'm getting uncomfortable.
Why? Because we're talking about IUDs. Yeah.
Why does it make you uncomfortable?
I don't know.
Because you just don't talk about it.
No, you don't talk about it.
We should talk about it more.
I think, no, no, I think I think I'm uncomfortable because we're talking about Lords and it feels very personal.
But then she's put it out there on.
Yeah, she's obviously put it out there.
It's the album cover.
It's not like she hasn't realised.
On one hand I feel like, oh none of your business Clint.
But then there it is.
It's literally the cover of what is going to be the album of the year.
It's not that big of a deal. A lot of people have them.
Your wife probably had one.
You stay out of my wife's business.
We asked what did the X-ray show that was in there and someone said I work in X-ray
and we see a lot of things up bottoms specifically.
Carrots, hairspray cans, you name it. Almost always young men.
Oh, I'd hate to go into an x-ray knowing that something's going to show up on the x-ray.
They said almost always young men.
The rest of the time it would be old men, wouldn't it?
I don't know.
I reckon.
I don't know. I don't want to assume.
But yeah, you're right. When you go into that x-ray.
You know. Oh, you know? Yeah. But. But yeah, you're right. When you go into that X-ray. You know.
Oh, you know?
Yeah.
But do you let on that you know, or do you go?
You have to be honest, because they're gonna find out.
I've got this crazy pain, and I don't know what it is.
Do you think I could get an X-ray?
My friend who used to work in the emergency department
said that a lot of mainly yes men would say that yeah they would deny it they
said they or they would say they slipped and fell and landed directly on a
no they would have had to slip on a soap dispenser yeah they'd have to have slipped and fell
nude I guess you could say you slipped in the shower yeah you go do you keep a
lot of carrots in your shower why was could say you slipped in the shower. Yeah. You go, do you keep a lot of carrots in your shower?
Why was there full salami in the shower?
Someone said,
my daughter swallowed her first tooth
and we got an x-ray and we could see it in her stomach.
Wow, that's interesting.
I wonder if it's dangerous to swallow your tooth.
I don't think so.
No.
I think it's, I think people would often do it,
especially kids, like, you know, in their sleep.
Yeah, well if it just falls out, yeah.
Yeah, I feel like it would happen quite a lot. Someone said a few months ago, I had a pain in my jaw,
went to the doctor and the x-ray showed half of my lower jaw bone was missing and a large tumour in its place.
I know you guys were meeting objects, but I wasn't expecting to find that in an x-ray.
Yeah, would that count then?
Yeah.
Are you okay?
The person whose kid swallowed the tooth has just texted and they said no, they swallowed
their first tooth fairy coin.
Oh, right. Yeah, that's why they got an x-ray. I was like, why did they get an x-ray?
And that is dangerous, I think.
For swallowing a tooth. Yeah, you don't want to swallow a coin that is bad do not do that. We had a patient who was gardening and quote unquote fell on a kumara
which we could see on the x-ray in his pelvis. We went into surgery where they pulled it out and
the kumara was already peeled. I think we played that game on Celebrity Treasure Island called Kumara in a Box.
Remember?
Yeah, yeah.
It was my classic game.
You had to guess if it was peeled or not.
On Treasure Island, yeah.
Did it go in peeled or did his body peel it?
That's pretty impressive.
You know, that's quite a talent.
That's a hell of a party trick.
That is a party trick.
You imagine.
Everyone look at this Kumara.
Because if you can peel it, surely you can shred it for chips. Yeah.
Spiral it for curly fries. Hash browns. Oh hash browns. Yeah. Mash it. Yeah. Mash it. It's quite
the talent. Oh wow we've already received the photo of the x-ray of the kid who swallowed the
dollar coin. Oh it's stuck in the esophagus. That's fricking terrifying. They've framed the x-ray
and they have placed the dollar coin inside.
Oh, that's cool.
It is cool.
It's just, I feel responsible in this situation.
Never put a coin in your mouth.
Yeah, it's a bad idea.
And it's dirty.
That is millimeters from death.
You survived it, frame it, rave about it.
I mean, if you have to,
like find a five cent piece if they still
know. No no no no no. No joking obviously. Chocolate coin. Chocolate coin yeah. I
know you're joking. I'm joking. I know you're joking but things we've
said before have been taken seriously. Look at the Gracie Abrams thing. Very
true. Guys good rule of thumb don't take anything we say serious. Good rule of thumb
guys, never listen to us. Yeah and don't put a coin in your mouth ever. Stick with the kumara.
Yeah much easier. It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. Let's play What's the Plot? Once upon a time there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic.
Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plot line that she can do.
Bree and Clint's What's the Plot?
A movie guessing game where today if you can get the movies right before Bree does, you'll win $350. It's good money. You're taking on Alex. Kia ora Alex. Hi Alex. Hello how are you? Good
how are you? I'm good thank you. Have you heard what's the plot before Alex? No I haven't my
daughter has literally passed me the phone. Okay. I. It's your phone. Ooh, well I like it.
I better explain then.
How it works is I read out movie plot lines
and you buzz in with your name
as soon as you think you know what that movie is.
You don't wait for me to finish the plot line.
You go as soon as you think you know what it is
because Bree will be doing the same.
Okay, Alex?
Okay, okay, got it.
Let me explain the theme
and then I wanna give you a little twist this week as well.
The theme, because this week we tricked Gracie Abrams
into saying Kick It In The D live on stage.
We're doing movies with iconic catchphrases.
Okay. Okay.
We usually play first to two.
Today we're gonna play first to four,
because I'm gonna give you a point for the movie,
and I'm going to give you a point
if you correctly identify the catchphrase from that movie.
The catchphrase that we have pulled out for that movie.
Okay.
Okay.
All clear, Alex?
Okay.
God, confusing for Alex, who's never heard the game before.
I know, we're throwing her in the deep end.
And now we're changing the rules.
Sorry about that, Alex.
We'll just her a go.
We'll give her a go.
You can do it in two movies.
If you get the movie and the catchphrase, you can do it in two movies.
Okay.
Plot line number one.
Disguised as a man, an assassin travels from 2029 to 1984 to kill...
Brie.
Brie.
Back to the Future. Back to the Future is incorrect. Would you like a free guess Alex?
Oh no. No? Okay I'll carry on. Disguises a man in Assassin's Travels from 2029 to 1984 to kill a woman.
Someone else is sent to stop him and divulges the coming of an artificial... Bree. Bree.
The Matrix.
The Matrix is incorrect.
Oh gosh.
Alex.
I've got nothing, sorry.
Alex, clearly I've got nothing as well.
Don't worry, doll.
We'll just ride this one out.
The person divulges the coming of an artificial intelligence system that will spark a nuclear
holocaust.
Nothing. Bree. Nothing. Independence Day. an artificial intelligence system that will spark a nuclear holocaust? Nothing?
Bree?
Nothing!
Independence Day?
Guys, that's Terminator.
Oh!
Oh, no.
Yeah.
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
No points, movie number two.
When a woman is killed while skinny dipping, the police want to close the beaches.
Bree?
Bree? I know what you did last summer.
Free guess Alex.
No, not yet.
Okay, the police closed the beaches but the mayor overrules them.
Bree.
Jaws.
Jaws is correct.
What's the catchphrase?
And it's not.
Duh duh.
Duh duh.
Duh duh.
Duh duh.
Duh duh. Something about a boat. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du-dup. Du try though, Alex, I like it. We're gonna need a bigger boat. We're gonna need a bigger boat, of course it is!
One point to Bree.
Claudia, we may need more movies.
Alex, we're having a mare, you and I.
Movie number three.
A boy is haunted by a dark secret.
He's frightened, Bree.
The Sixth Sense.
Sixth Sense is correct.
I've seen ten people.
And the catchphrase is correct.
You're on three.
Alex, you're on zero.
Okay, but it's not over.
It's not over.
Come on, Alex.
Movie number four.
Here we go.
When a slick sports agent has a crisis.
Jerry Maguire.
Show me the money.
You didn't need the catchphrase but you did get it right.
I would have got that one but I forgot my name.
We know you would have got it Alex and you know we're going to give you a consolation prize.
Yeah we've got $50 cash for you from our mates at NEON.
Amazing! Thanks, very kind after my poor effort. No, you deserve it.
You were a lot of fun, you were a good sport.
Call back any time, alright?
Oh, amazing.
I'm sure my daughter will ring back again.
You would be surprised how often people forget their own name
when playing games on this show.
It is quite hard.
What is your daughter's name, Alex?
My daughter's name is Ella.
Oh, you can remember that one.
Yes I can.
Tell Ella that she can call back and play herself next time if she wants.
Good point.
Yeah I will put her on next time.
Okay. Well thanks for playing guys.
It's ZM's Brinklin podcast.
Yesterday on this show, right about this time actually, our producer Claudia came on and
told us an unbelievable story.
Blew our minds.
Producer Claudia, can you kind of just give a brief?
Do you want the recap?
Yeah.
Recap.
So my dad sent me a screenshot that someone had sent him from the Mozkiel notice board.
It was a note that said, I found a wedding album on the side of the road.
Message me if this is yours.
The picture is the front of the wedding album the names are my
parents names the first and last and made a name the location is where they
got married the Reverend is the same Reverend the reception location is the
exact same as theirs the only thing is that the date the day and the month is
correct but the year is wrong,
and the photos on the front are not theirs.
I can't, the biggest one for me is the, I mean everything, but the exact day and the exact month.
The exact names.
Exact names.
The exact location.
It's the reception location as well, like.
I talked to my wife about this, who's very open to the idea of...
I believe you describe it as woo-hoo.
Woo-woo, yeah.
She's very woo-woo.
And she was not shaken at all.
She went, yeah, well, this is obviously an alternate reality.
Yeah, it's an item from a parallel selection.
Obviously.
I, yesterday after the show, driving home, received a call from my mum who is entranced
by this and we bring her to the show right now. G'day mum.
Hi guys, I am absolutely enthralled.
We're gobsmacked.
Yeah, so are we.
It's ridiculous.
Have you ever encountered anything like this in your life before dying?
No, not at that level.
I mean, you know, similar things maybe, but not level after level.
I mean, that's just ridiculous.
You know about the time you accidentally kissed that guy with the mustache because it looked
like dad?
Oh, Brianna!
Oh no, that was just, that was in the dream.
And he had the same name.
Yeah same name and she goes must be him.
Must be him, he'll do.
Gotta be him.
The bit that really rattles my chain die is that these are only the coincidences we're
aware of so far.
Claudia hasn't looked through the album.
There's a possibility that there are people who were at both weddings that were at your
parents wedding and this other family's wedding.
That the coincidences could be never ending.
We just don't know.
What do you think we should do from here, Mum?
Well, I think there should be a reward put out there.
I think that-
A reward?
Okay.
How much are we talking?
How much you putting up, Guy?
How much you got?
Oh, maybe $100.
Okay, good.
$100.
And I reckon there might be a double life in here somewhere.
Yeah.
The secret in the family.
I mean, there's something going on.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
So, yes, quite possibly.
My wife who suggested this is an alternate reality situation said
that you won't find these people because they don't exist in this timeline.
They're not here.
It's just somehow this album has made it over to this timeline, but those people don't live
here.
It's popped through the portal and landed on the side of the road.
Yeah, exactly. It's accidentally come through, you know, the portal.
It's look, there is our proof, isn't it?
I mean, of the timelines and that now we've got proof there.
What proof? We can make a fortune out of it.
Well, we need to monetize this. Yeah, let's go for it, guys.
I mean, I think, guys, let's why don't we just try and find
your your parents' twins? No, let's just get carried away.
Why don't we just try and find these people and ask them if they think it's as weird as what we think it is?
Have you been to the Reverend yet?
No, I haven't been to the Reverend.
What are you doing?
I'm so I would not be I would not be doing anything else.
It feels weird to go to a Reverend and be like, hey, I want to talk about this these other people who got married
Yeah, no, you want to talk about your parents, but these are my parents
I don't know these people but the more I look at them the more I'm like, are these my parents?
Yeah, maybe they are maybe you got switched around. What do you reckon Dite?
I've got a better idea
Ancestry.com. Yeah, put those names in and just see what comes up.
I mean it's not a horrible idea. Claudia doesn't like that idea because you have to pay for it though.
Yeah, it's funny in there. Can I borrow a hundred bucks? We get in touch with David Lomas and he does the work for us.
But who tracks down David Lomas? Yeah, it's a great question. You don't find David Lomas, he finds you.
I think it's a psychic. What's that psychic's name? Oh, Calvin Crookshank. He tracks down
David Lomas. Yeah. Okay, let's go to Calvin then. It's just, I've been trying to find coincidences, more coincidences.
I looked at the post, I saw the road in Mosguliel where it was. Did you look it up, where it was?
Yeah, I went on Google Maps and I had a look at it.
Is there anything in your parents' history that ties them to Fleetwood Mac?
Do you know what song they danced to?
I don't know, I'll ask.
Because the road is connected to Silver Springs Road, the Fleetwood Mac song.
I don't know, I'm grasping at straws here.
I'll ask what their wedding song was.
Okay.
Di, you're on board with us, okay?
We're gonna sort this out.
You do the Ancestry.com thing.
Yeah.
She loves it, eh?
Yeah, it's bloody good.
Play ZM's Bree Inclined.
Wanna talk about the Millennial Five.
I saw this on TikTok.
I've dubbed it the Millennial Five,
but essentially, the Millennial Five, but essentially the Millennial Five
are the five standard meals that your family
would have every week for dinner.
Take a listen.
Only millennials will understand this,
and I need you to weigh in here.
What five meals did your parents have
on a weekly dinner rotation?
In my household household it was tuna
morne, beef stroganoff, curried sausages, apricot chicken and spaghetti bolognese.
Without fail that is what we had for dinner five nights of the week.
Oh my god I relate to that so hard. There's so many classics in there.
A lot of classics. What's yours? I messaged my mum.
And do you believe in the millennial five?
Yeah, I do.
I feel like obviously there's always exceptions,
especially if you grew up in a house
where your parents were good cooks.
Oh yeah.
Or chefs, or you know.
Or separated.
Or separated.
So you'd have a millennial ten.
You might have a millennial five at mum's house
and a millennial two at dad's house.
Yeah, bacon and eggs for dinner.
Oh, breakfast for dinner.
How good.
Bacon and eggs for dinner.
So good.
How bloody good.
That's a solo dad dinner.
I text my mum about this and I've got a little bit of her input and then a little bit of my memory of what my Millennial 5 was.
The five standard meals on rotation in my household.
It was spag bol.
No doubt about it.
Spaghetti for sure.
Beef stir fry, which I hate. Easy though. Hence why we had it every week. Yeah. Every
week. Lamb roast. Oh yeah. We had a lot and I feel like the roast would change
in and out. Like but a roast was definitely something we had. We had
minestrone slash chicken soup and then polpette and like a salad which is like
an Italian meatball. Oh okay sure yeah it's not bad. Pretty good menu.
Pretty good yeah yeah. I'm pretty happy what about you guys? I vividly remember
my millennial five. The meals that I grew up with,
the five meal rotation. It was corned beef with white sauce. Oh we used to have that too,
which I liked. Yeah I didn't mind corned beef. I still rate it. Yeah yeah. Down in the crock pot.
Yeah. Yeah. I quite like it. Dad would put it on in the morning before he'd go to work
and then it'd be ready when mum came home from work. Yeah. Corned beef with white sauce,
to be ready when mum came home from work. Corned beef with white sauce, roast chicken with potatoes and steamed mixed veggies.
And you buy the hot chook from the supermarket?
No, no, no.
That's what my mum would do.
It was a Sunday night thing, roast chicken on Sunday night. Macaroni cheese.
Really?
Yep. Apricot chicken.
Your standard, chicken tonight. Chicken
tonight, yeah. And beef casserole. Oh yep, the old classic beef casserole. Yeah.
Went hard. Every now and then, bacon and egg pie and in winter sometimes chicken
soup. Yeah, chicken soup is the best. Yeah. Love chicken soup. Very nostalgic. What about you producers? You and I have a very similar kind of setup here. Classic Spag
Bowl. Yeah. Like probably every second night we'd have Spag Bowl. Spag Bowl is such a crowd
favourite. Yeah. Make enough and you can have it two dinners in a row. 100%. Yeah. We did
a roast as well, chicken roast. Chicken roast. And you're right, it is that mixed veggie
frozen one that you get like pierced cloves and carrots. Yes Chicken roast. And you're right, it is that mixed veggie frozen one that you get like, first frozen carrots.
Yes, correct.
And then you boil them too much and they're a bit squishy.
They're a bit yuck.
Yep.
But you're getting veggies into the kids.
Even though there's nothing left in them.
And the kids hate them.
Yeah, no one wants them.
They're like translucent by the time you eat them.
Boil the life out of them.
Mum used to always make a chicken curry,
but I was a picky little kid and I never ate it.
And I remember it being there a lot
and me kicking up a fuss all over.
It's so bad, eh, because now as an adult,
it'd be so nice if someone makes you a chicken curry.
I would love that.
That's at the top of my list.
Yeah, we always had chicken cacciatore as well.
Oh, it's a classic.
She makes three chicken meals in your millennial five.
We had a lot of chicken.
And the last one, Mum would make a homemade pie,
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big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big You grew up vegan? Were your parents vegan? Yes. Okay that's less annoying for them than that you were vegan.
And did you have five kind of standard meals? Yes definitely.
What's the vegan five?
The top one was jackfruit stew. Yum. I love jackfruit.
Literally like five nights a week. Underrated.
Minestrone soup like you. Good.
Rice and beans like literally just rice and then kidney beans with sauce.
I like it. Keep it survivor friendly. Not refried beans? rice and then kidney beans with sauce. I like it. Keep it survivor friendly.
Not refried beans?
Nah, just literally kidney beans with sauce.
Pasta bake or pasta bake.
Oh, I love a pasta bake.
With vegan cheese?
I guess so. I don't really remember there being cheese.
Or no cheese. Because I don't know how to pasta bake with no cheese.
Maybe no cheese.
Could have been.
And then I vividly remember pinwheels.
I don't know if that was at dinner, but I just remember a lot of pinwheels.
I love pinwheels.
Yeah.
What's a pinwheel?
You know, you can get them from Sal's pizza place.
Oh yes, like a dough.
Yeah.
So good.
Okay, alright, so it goes down to Gen Z too.
Yeah, I reckon.
We want to know what your Millennial Five was growing up.
Take us to your house for dinner.
Did you have an amazing Millennial Five
or do you never wanna see your Millennial Five ever again?
Yeah, can we find the best and grimmest Millennial Fives?
Did you have a super grim one?
ZM's Bri and Clint podcast.
Bri and Clint's
All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. This is called birthday banger if you couldn't tell. Number one songs when
you turn 16. We'll figure them out and pick our favourite. Hi Rebecca. Hi Rebecca. Hi.
Hi. How's your week been Bec? What's been the peak in the pit? Going home probably from
work. That's the peak. Yeah, I agree.
So good.
You got a pet or rather not?
First time caller.
Oh!
That might be the peak.
There you go, that'll be the peak.
First time caller.
What a peak it is, Bec.
Does anyone have more first time callers
in the Brian Clint show?
I love it.
I love it too.
No one has more first time callers than us.
Rebecca, let's do your birthday banger.
What's your date of birth?
Okay.
26th of March, 1973.
Oh, it's gonna be a goodie, Beck.
I can feel it.
You were 16 in 1989, and on your 16th, this was number one.
When you call my name, it's like a little prayer.
I'm down on my knees.
Oh, it's a classic Madonna.
I wanna take you there, get ready
Might be the greatest Madonna song.
Yeah.
Love it.
What do you reckon?
Love it.
Yeah, love it?
Yeah, it's great.
I saw a video of a couple who,
this was their walkout song to the reception.
Oh yeah.
And it was so good.
This is an excellent wedding song.
Yeah.
If I'm DJing a wedding, I always play this.
Such a good one.
Okay, wait there Rebecca, let's do Jason.
Hi Jason.
G'day, Jason.
Hey Clint, hey Brett.
How are you, Jason?
What have you been up to today?
Just got back from work.
That's your peak, getting home from work, Jason.
Pretty much, pretty much.
We like it.
Hey, what's your date of birth, Jase?
Long time listener, first time.
Oh my god.
Yay!
I love this one!
I love this one!
Is this today's show gonna be the one
where we've had the most?
It might be a record, yeah, yeah.
April, September, 1983.
Okay, then let's start.
There you go, Jase.
You were 16 in 1999,
and on your 16th birthday this was number one. If you had my love and I gave you all my trust
You took on me
On to early stuff from JLo.
If you had my love.
And if somehow you
Do you like it Jason?
Oh look I like both to be honest. Madonna's yeah she's pretty cool too.
Okay sweet.
I like both too.
Good man. Okay wait there. One more birthday banger for Ellen.
Hi, Ellen.
Hi, Ellen.
Hi.
How's your day been?
Good, just heading to the gym.
Oh.
Oh, good on you.
What are you doing at the gym?
Weights, cardio?
Yeah, a little bit of weight.
Yeah.
Well, at least it's not a-
Or people watching.
That's always good at the gym too.
That is fun.
Just hop on the elliptical and watch.
Bloody good on you.
Not in a pervy way.
Oh, man, I made it sound pervy.
Just carry on without me.
I'll just sit over here in the corner.
I love when this happens and you just stay quiet, Ellen,
and it makes it sound even worse.
Well, I just...
Yeah.
Just let him go.
Hold Uncle Pervy on the elliptical.
I didn't mean it like that.
I meant like, because there's interesting people at the...
I think I'll just do my own thing.
Okay, sweet.
Get on you, Ellen. What is your birthday, mate?
Um, 9th of August, 1992.
Alright, that means you were 16 in 2008.
And on that day in 08, this was number one.
Got anything to say about that mr. Fervie I love it. It's a great one Ellen
No comment from me
Potentially, I mean it's one of Katy Perry's best
It's original. Yeah, the original. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Wait there
It's Katy Perry's like a prayer Yeah, yeah. Okay, wait there. It's Katy Perry's Like A Prayer.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ooh, I don't know today.
I like them all.
I bet the best song in there is Madonna.
But what's the vibe for today?
Yeah, what is the vibe for today?
Because Madonna is a little bit slower. No it builds
It builds to huge. Yeah, but yeah
I'm going with Beck like a prayer Madonna. That's my vote
What say you pervy?
Don't call me that
Rebecca we're gonna give it to you. You're going to win birthday
banger today. Let's do it from 1989. We love it. Thanks for finally calling through Bec.
Here's Madonna on Zed M. My name is Breanne Clint. I'm thinking that.
I'm thinking that.
I'm thinking that.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm thinking that.
I'm thinking that.
I'm thinking that.
I'm thinking that.
I'm thinking that.
I'm thinking that.
I'm thinking that. I'm thinking that. Absolute chair. Absolute Bob. Taking out Katy Perry and JLo. JLo would have been good.
I like this. Yeah. Because it's not, you know. It's not your usual JLo. The stuff you hear a lot.
Zaydeans brand clint. I've got a question for you that I found on TikTok which will really,
really help you gauge your appetite for risk, I believe. Like really.
Yeah. Have a listen to this.
So a thousand grapes. Yep.
One will kill you, but every one you eat, you'll get a hundred thousand dollars.
How many grapes are you going to try and eat?
What do you reckon?
So your first one, you've got a one in one thousand chance of dying.
Your second one, you've got a one in 999 chance of dying.
So the risk gets greater every grape that you eat.
Yeah.
$100,000 a grape.
I feel like I'm eating 10 grapes.
10 grapes?
Is that it?
Yep.
Sissy.
Rickham.
I'm eating a hundred, minimum. You're eating a hundred grapes?
Minimum. A hundred? Yeah, there's a thousand grapes. Yeah. So if I eat a hundred, yeah, there's
900 others. Others. Yeah. That could have the poisonous one in it. So I'm taking the risk.
So I'm getting a million dollars.
I'm getting 10 mil.
You're getting 10 mil.
But you're substantially increasing your risk of death.
Yeah, obviously.
Okay, well that means you've got a higher appetite
for risk than me, which I didn't think would be the case.
I guess I've kind of gone, don't get greedy,
that's what I've done.
Because I didn't have a million dollars before.
Or I just have a bigger appetite for grapes.
Well, that's a very good point too. Or death.
I do feel like when I got to my 10, it'd be very hard not to have one more.
I feel like knowing you and how much you love money,
you're having more than 10.
No, yeah. Yeah, but I'd hate... You! We're
talking about you here. An opportunity. I know, but I'm thinking about my children and
I'm like, you know... But you know, they can't have everything. I should ask them how many
grapes they want me to eat. I mean, it's a great question. I should ask my wife how many grapes they want me to eat. I mean it's a great question. I should ask my wife how many grapes. She'd say 500. 500 grapes. She goes 50 50. I'll take my chances. Claudia how many grapes are you eating?
Oh I'm gonna say 20. I'll walk away with 2 mils. My god am I the pussy of the show?
Oh my first thought was 7 but I'm like. You're not getting 20 mil for 20 grapes. You're getting 2 mil.
Yeah 2 mil. That's not a bad day out.. But Bree's got a one in 10 chance of dying,
so it doesn't feel good.
That's pretty good, if you ask me.
It feels quite high.
I have a one in 10 chance of dying every day
I step out into the world.
Fine, I'm gonna eat 400 grapes.
No, that's not true.
That's not true.
Could be.
We don't know.
You can't just say something and then say,
could be on the end.
Could be true.
Could be true.
Prove me wrong.
Pixie, Phil in producer Pixie,
a thousand grapes.
One of the grapes is poisonous and will kill you,
but every grape you eat is worth $100,000.
How many grapes are you eating?
I reckon around like 50.
Yeah, good.
Come on over here to this side, Pixie.
That's five mil, right?
I could live off that.
You and I will sail around on our super yachts.
Exactly. And these losers can sit at on our super yachts. Exactly.
These losers can sit at home and just pay off their mortgage.
We can be eating all the grapes in the world.
How much are grapes at the moment?
Could we do this?
Yeah, could do it.
15.99 a kg.
Oh, it's not my money, so I'm keen.
I'm keen.
You'd have to get 2000 grapes, though.
That's a good point.
A thousand for me.
No, you don't have to do that.
A thousand for Bri. I'd like some as Nah, you don't have to do that.
A thousand for Brie.
I'd like some as well.
You don't have to do that because say I go first and I eat a hundred, you can then use
those other 900.
Oh top up the rest of the grapes.
Oh yeah yeah yeah.
So I'll buy 1100 grapes.
But then I'm going to have 10.
So 1110 grapes.
Yeah and then you're going to have 20.
Okay and 30 grapes.
Yeah and then Pixie wants 50.
Okay so 1180 grapes.. Okay and 30 grapes. Yeah and then Pixie wants 50. Okay, so
1180 grapes. I can get 1200 grapes. I think 1200, round it out. Yeah 1200. I'm gonna have 11.
1200 grapes, round it out.
9696, how many grapes you eating? Genuinely, don't be stupid. And is there anyone out there who's willing to eat more than 500 grapes?
I'm pretty set on my 100.
I knew straight away I was like 100.
I'm happy with that.
Yeah, that's your gut.
That's what my gut says because 10 million, that'll change my life.
Yeah, if the grape kills you instantly.
Then my partner gets 10 million.
And you never know that you ate the bad grape.
I'd hope that it would, it would be late
in the piece. So I would have already won quite a bit of money before I ate the poisonous one.
Knowing you were probably the first one. Yeah, I know, right? That'll do. That'll do, I think.
That'll do. Yeah, that'll do. That'll do. What's everyone doing tonight? I'm in that weird. I'm blobbing.
I've got no shows that I'm watching.
You haven't watched The Pet yet.
I know.
On neon.
I just feel like I liked it.
I've watched two episodes.
Yeah.
And I liked it.
But.
Lock in, bruh.
I just, like on weeknights when it's been a long day
and my brain's tired, it's just a bit too full on
Oh grow up
Do you feel like that?
Nah kind of
Do you ever feel like that?
I kind of get what you mean
We always run a serious and a not serious show
So if we're watching The Pet we'd follow it up with an episode of Love on the Spectrum
Yeah gotcha
Yeah yeah
Yeah Something like that a bit of light and shade We'd follow it up with an episode of Love on the Spectrum. Yeah, gotcha. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Something like that, a bit of light and shade.
I need to figure out a show that I can interchange with it.
I can really recommend The Pit though,
if you're looking for a show on neon,
you should go and check that one out.
I mean, it's rated, it's boobs off, hasn't it?
Yeah, it's huge.
Huge.
Enormous.
Yeah, if you haven't seen it, go give it a watch,
see if you like it.
Have a great night everybody, we'll catch you back tomorrow.
Bye bye.
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