ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 1st May 2026

Episode Date: May 1, 2026

Mumma Di reacts to Bree's huge baby news!  Were you a communal bath water family?  Clint's first time (with a tummy ache).  Fridayoke - Choosing Texas by Ella Langley.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZDM's Brea and Clint, the podcast. ZDM's Brea and Clint, thanks to KFC. For the original, Zem's Brea and Clint. Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the Brea and Clint Show. Happy Friday, everyone. Happy Friday, happy Friday. Happy Bloody Friday.

How good is it? Happy Bree's baby news video has finally gone up on Instagram Day, everybody. Yes, that is the most. same point of call. Our social media producer Ella has been beavering away for the last 12 hours at this edit. And you've got it out, Ella. You've got the video out.

Oh, yeah. It's about the video's sort of 25% breeze announcement. Yeah. 25% mine and Claudia's reactions and then 50% Ella crying. Sorry, I did ask Claude. I was like, do I take that out? No. It's just the best bit.

No, it's fantastic. Sorry, second best bit. I was like, come down. News and then Ella. Whoa, whoa, whoa, calm down. Me and Clint felt nothing. So we had to cut to Ella. God he wants an edit, which is just Ella crying.

It's a very good video if you missed the news yesterday. Don't let me be the one to share it. Yes, I announced yesterday that my fiancé, Sapphire and I are having a baby. Yay! We're very excited. She's 27 weeks, so I don't know how I kept that quiet. Well, you did. Not a person in this room knew the news.

And we found out live yesterday at 540. And if you want to see us finding out live, that's in the video, that Ella has put up on the Bree and Clinton Instagram, Facebook and TikTok page right now. It was very, very special. The last 24 hours, or not even 24 hours, have been a whirlwind. I've been overwhelmed with love.

Yeah. It's been super, super lovely. So if you have messaged me, I probably haven't seen it yet, but I've seen a lot of beautiful comments and messages, and I just want to say thank you, if you are one of those people. You don't realize how much that means to me,

and it makes it, even more special. We're going to get Grandma on the phone at about 340 this afternoon. Mama die, grandmother die. What are we going to call her, Nana die? Nana die. Well, she gets to choose. Yeah, she does get to choose.

Yeah, she gets to choose. She'll be on at 340. Ella thought we might be breaking the news to her, but you did tell her already, didn't you? I think she knows. Yeah, I think she does know. But she can share in the joy with us, 340, plus the big one. Olivia Dean, the winner of our trip to Los Angeles. We're calling them at 5 o'clock this afternoon.

We're going to have one more chance for you to get in the drawer for this Olivia Dean trip. Are we putting someone in the last minute? We're going to put the last person in the drawer. The Olivia Dean's song today is a cover and this is it. Oh, banga. From Jules Holland. When you hear this and it will play in the next 20 minutes. Oh, geez, okay, so.

If you can get through, you can be the final person in the Olivia Dean drawer. Don't call now. Because we're going to ask you to call for Trady versus Lady now, and then there will be time for you to call for Olivia Dean after that. If you want to do that, 0800 dials at M. Trades 29, Ladies, 34. Play Zatins, Bree and Clint. Claudia, we've lost our Trady.

This is the main event. Treaty versus Lady. He was there. He's dropped off. We'll try and get him back, and we'll try and get a reserve Trady just in case. but if anyone can do it, it's Claudia Ranoa. Yeah, they sure can. The Dream Team. Score update for the year.

The ladies on 34, the Trady's picking up one yesterday, taking them to 29. We've not lost our lady, so let's go to her first. She's in Auckland. She's 32, and her son was Baby Aquaman in the film. Oh my God, no way. Welcome to the show, Caitlin. Hi, Caitlin. Hello.

The one that Tim Wedder Morrison holds. Is such a buzzy fact. He's a Marmawa. Kisses him on the head. Yes. Yes. Wow. Did you have to, he have to audition for that role?

Yes. How does a baby audition? Yeah. He doesn't have many lines. I had to hold him in front of a camera and answer some questions. Like, did you have to make his mouth move like he talked? No. Any other film roles of note for your son?

No, just the baby factory. Oh, baby factory ads. Not bad. God, he's a star. You're taking on our trading from Hamilton today. He's 48. He's a truck driver. Welcome to Trady versus Lady, Shane.

Hi, Shane. Hey, Shane. Hey. You're working right now, Shane? Flat out. Flat out. You're driving a B-Double? Yeah, sure thing.

Too good. Shane, your buzzers is Trady. Caitlin, Lady, let's get into it, guys. First to three wins, 50 bucks from KFC. Here we go. Question number one. Name the only continent without an active volcano. Australia. Yes, Shane.

Africa? No. Was worth a shot, Shane? Caitlin. It's Antarctica. It is a continent. It is, but it's not right. It's Australia.

Weird. Only one without an active volcano. Wow. Okay, we move on. Question number two, Mike. It's got every other thing that can kill you, though. Yeah, but not a volcano. But not a volcano.

Question number two. Michael Jackson is back in the charts this week, making him the first artist to chart in how many consecutive decades? Cheney? Yes, Shane. 40 decades? No, he is not. No, four.

We'll take four. Four, no. It's not four. Caitlin. 13? 13 decades. No. I don't know if he lived.

for 13 decades. That'd be 130 years. No, Michael Jackson's son's six decades. 70s, 80s, 2000s, 2010s in the 2020s. Shane's still laughing. All right, we move on, guys. Question number three. He buzz in when you can tell me who sings this.

Alien National Anthem. Yeah, Shane. Go on, Shane. Taylor Swift. No. Worth a shot. Caitlin, you want to crack? I can't hear the song.

Yeah. Shane, are you got us on speakerphone? Do you want to just put Shane on hold for a second? Okay, yeah, yeah. Just so Caitlin can hear it. Okay, hang on. Oh, I've lost Shane. Oh, no.

Oh, God. Hey, guess what, Caitlin? I think you just won. She's a lead. I just played the song just to see if she would have got it. Do you know it? Oh, I'm just kidding. Oh, we're losing her too, girl.

Having Shane off the line is like when you finally turn the extractor fan off in the kitchen, and your brain can level out again? I feel like it's when I take my riddle in. I think... ADHD people will get that. I think there was no one's fault. I think Caitlin gets the prize. Can we get Shane something, though, because he was a good time?

But hear me out, no one gets the point. No one gets the point today, because that would be rigged. It's not fair. So, not our day. But can we, yeah, can we make sure Shane get some KFC? Or a Bluetooth headset. That, that too. So Mama Die is joining the show in about 20 minutes to share in the big baby news.

I should probably tell her she's coming on, eh? She'll be ready. Yeah, she's always ready. Oh, no, sometimes she's a few rosays deep when we call her on a Friday afternoon, which is even better. So don't tell her. That's when we get the true Mama Die. Yeah, yeah.

That's when the bad B comes out. Hell yeah. Yesterday we were talking about a topic that really caused a stir amongst you guys listening. We had a lot of feedback on it and that was the topic of, is your family a communal towel family? Yep. Or do you all have your own personal towel in your household? We asked what family you were raised in and has that carried forward into your adult life.

A lot of the people who are raised communal are now. solo towel. Once they got their own place, they were like, oh, never again. But not everyone. What about the update we learned at lunch today? Double update. You do your one.

So our boss, because we were talking to him about, you know, talking about this yesterday, and then he drops the bombshell real casually that him and his wife share a towel. One towel. They've got one towel in the bathroom. She uses it in the morning and he uses it in the end. And I said, what if, because he's like, oh, it's fine because we don't shower at the same time a day.

Yeah. I said, what if you end up showering close together and then who gets the wet towel? He goes, oh, that has happened before. And I was like, what the hell is going on? And then we got reminded, this person lurked in the shadows yesterday, flew under the radar. But we did know this fact that our producer Ella shares a towel with her mum. Oh, that's right. She does too.

Yes, you do. I don't anymore. Only because you moved out. Yeah, exactly. Now it's my husband and I'm telling him I'm trying to do better towel etiquette In fairness to Ella She said she only shared a towel with her mum

When they were You joke but that was true I know I remember you telling me I'd sit under her legs like a little penguin No no no we're not talking about when you were a baby We're talking about two years ago when you lived with her You shared a towel It's pretty recent from my memory

Wait were you showing with her then I'd say high school I was Oh no We had a very close relationship. Not too close anymore. Never change. Okay? Yeah, you reckon?

No, I'd say change a little bit. No, never change. Change a little bit. You are the best. Thank you. And it got me thinking about... Showering with your mum when you were at high school and then sharing a towel is debauchorous.

Do you guys remember the moment? Because obviously you bath and you shower with your brothers and sisters. Yes. And your cousins. That's very normal. And your cousins. And your cousins. sometimes and your parents.

Yeah. Like, yeah, when you're a kid. When you're a kid. When you're kids. Do you guys remember the moment where you were like, this feels weird? Yes. Same.

I remember the exact moment. What was the exact moment? I'm not sharing it. It's too vivid. Can you tell me off here? Did you see your mom's poop? I remember that moment too. And I was like, oh.

And I'm like, what is that? I'm like, oh, I don't want to be here anymore. Why does that look so foreign? I understand things. now. I'm good. But up until then, yeah, we would share bathwater, obviously. It's very normal. We would also use the bathwater after my dad had had a bath. And this is the thing I want to talk about this afternoon. We talked about communal towel families. I want to talk about communal bathwater families. Are you from a communal bathwater family? How did it work in your

family. So I thought it was universal until we had this conversation at lunch. And Claudia, our producer, who's been very quiet. Yeah, but Claudia grew up rich. I did not. Actually, I grew up rural. So we were on Tangwater as well. Rural.

Rural. Rural. It's even better. I maybe remember. They had land. No, but your rural New Zealand. Yeah, that's it. Where it rains like every two days.

I think I remember sharing a bath with my brother like once as kids. But I never did like one after the other. in a bath. I don't... I can't imagine. Ever, ever in my whole time of living in my family home, remember running a fresh bath for myself. Never.

I don't recall it. I do. I do. But I do vividly remember my mum going, save that for your brothers. Oh, it's so grim. I really don't. My dad would always get at last because he's a farmer.

And none of us would want to bath in the water after him. My dad should have got it last. He worked at a gas station. Back when you actually had to work on the cars Yeah, he should have. Did you say you had to shower a bath after your mum after she shaved your legs? I don't want to run into that.

What else was she shaving as well? I don't want to. That was honestly. It's your first mustache. We should ask her about that when she comes off. Bree came out of the bath with a five o'clock shadow. It was so grim. Here's another question.

We've even asked the question yet. Hold on. I just got one more thing to bring up. I've got one more thing to bring up. Did you guys ever hit your back on the tap? Yes. And it'll be really hot. No, the cold tap was worse than the hot tap.

Shit, that hurt. Yeah, right down the spine. Actually, I remember when the water would go down the drain. It'd be really scary. You said you'll get lost down the drain. That's true. Here's the question. Well, it's really just a topic to phone in on.

We want communal bathwater family stories. Yes. Are you from one? Are you currently in one? And how communal? Like the bigger the family, the more communal, isn't it? Is there a limit on how many people can bath in the one amount of water? If you can't see your own legs in the bathwater.

It's time to change it. It's time for a new bath. Disturbia, all right? It's Brinclint on ZM talking about communal family bathwater stories. This will disturbia. But grow up. And honestly, be honest with yourself. If you were from a family, middle class or lower,

there's no way you didn't share bathwater growing up. You sound like my dad. Grow up, guys, it's just water. It's just water. They're just your bloody siblings. Yeah, get in. Brea and I both from, I was going to say proud communal bathwater families. I'm not a proud one.

Not proud. Just we're just a byproduct of communal bathwater families. We are. Yeah, yeah. I'm not ashamed of it. No. But I always felt weird at the time. So we're asking, is that the family that you come from? And do you have a communal bath water story?

Good afternoon, Jordan. Hi, Jordan. Jodda. Is this your family we're describing, Jordan? Yeah, unfortunately it is. And I just want to say, long-time listener, first time call up. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We got you, Jordan.

Take us, take us directly to your childhood family baths. Okay, family bath time. Mom starts off in the bath. She goes first, and then my two young. siblings. Mom decides to add a bit of hot water so the bubbles are back in. Got it. A little freshen up? Yeah, and then I'm lying there and I'm washing my hair in the bath and I look to the side and the bubbles have disintegrated and there is a poop floating past my head.

No. No. No, no, no, no. So we didn't communal bath after that. No, that's the end. This is why I refused to bath with my breakfast. brother ever again. Similar story.

Maya is here. Hi, Maya. Hi, Maya. Hi. Please tell me it's not another code brown, Meyer. Not a code brown,

but we are a proud communal bath family. So we grew up with filling the bath from the geothermal and it would take like 45 minutes to fill

an big outdoor bath. So it was for everyone and you just swap out the water. and so he always knew to go after seven aunties. Why? Make sure that you got in there first. What were the aunties doing?

Oh, they just generally were a bit more smelly than after kids. They're doing a mummy in the geothermal water. No, not a mimmy. Maya, we had those geothermal baths in Otirua where I grew up as well. The upside of those is the water's already murky, isn't it? Right. You know, so you don't know what's in there. The last geothermal bath I went in was the one that's on Lake Rotowedi.

Yes. And I went in. Oh, that one, though, you can see floating things in it. Yeah, a band-aid ended up on my shoulder. It's a beautiful bath, though. Don't let that to do you. Thanks, Maya. Let's go to Amanda.

Hi, Amanda. Hi, Amanda. Hi, Amanda. This is out the gate. We were talking about communal fetters. family bathwater. You've got a communal flatmate bathwater story. What? Yes, it was so, just no.

So our flatmate used to have a bath and then come downstairs and offer us to a bathwater. Wait, can you describe this flatmate for us? How old? Where are they from? So you'd think we were 18, saving money? No, we were 28 employed, getting on with our life. We were not in a position where we needed to share the bar water. So he was a 28-year-old man as well?

No, female. Oh, there was a 28-year-old female? Oh, no. Did anyone ever take her up on the offer, Amanda? No, no, no, no. And there was no Sydney, Sweney, Coutherna, trying to sell it on. It was just, you know, what? Good reference there, they like that.

Thanks, Amanda. I thought she was going to reference saltburn for a second. Well, that too, isn't it? There's so many texts coming through on this. Someone texts in hashtag pub soup. Oh, not okay. Someone else said we lived rural and we were poor, relatable. We had to bath in order.

This is how it went. Mum was first and the bath water was super hot. I was next and I couldn't even handle it, but I wasn't allowed to put in any cold water. So I took the pain and looked like a lobster. Next was my brother and then the twould. winds were allowed to go after that. The water was filthy.

Clean hot water or filthy boy stinky water always went for the burn. Here's in perspective. Someone said, guys, if it helps, every Japanese family is a communal bath family. Very common in Japan to have those communal baths. But they said you rinse off in the shower before you have your bath. Or you rinse off after? No, before. Oh, before.

That makes sense. Oh, yeah, after makes sense too. They probably rinse off after too. Yeah. At that point, just skip the bath and have a shower. Yeah. What are you doing? I think it's the experience.

Anyway, these are making me sick. I reckon you can pick one more text. Someone said, my mum is the eighth child of nine, and they all shared bath water. The water went down the totem pole, oldest to youngest. Me and my siblings never shared water because of her PTSD. That's good. Your mum's trauma paved the way for you to never have.

of communal bathwater. ZDames, Brian and Clint. Big news on the show yesterday. Big news. Was maybe, I would say, in the top three

biggest pieces of life news I'll ever have. Was the biggest news you've shared this year after the other biggest news you shared this year? Top three of my life. Obviously,

I shared that I got engaged. That's big news. Big news. Yesterday I shared that my fiancé Sapphire is pregnant. Same person, by the way. Same person.

Yeah. And then the third biggest news, Channing Tatum follows me on Instagram. Are those your big three? They're my big ones, yeah. Well, the constant in all three of those things is, well, me. Yeah. But also, your mum has been present for all of them. And she's on the phone with us now.

Good afternoon, Mama Di. Hi, Mum. Yippee. I am absolutely over the moon. It couldn't be any better. You've known for a long time, haven't you, Mum? Yeah, I've been riding the roll. coaster a little bit, so it's so great to get it out there and about.

You can kind of discuss it. If you missed it yesterday, Bree's fiancé is. How many weeks pregnant? 27. God, we had no idea, die. How long have you known for? Oh, probably since nearly 27, probably. 27 weeks.

Producer Ellie yesterday and the show goes, does your mum know? She'll be call her and tell her, and I was like, nah, she knows. I tell you what, that's the one. hadn't have told me that one, I would not have been happy. I was texting your mum last night. Oh, were you?

Were you just? Yeah, it's our personal business, none of yours, but I will share this one. You said, Dyer that, because you've got three children, and you're getting a grandchild from each of your three children this year. Yeah, isn't that amazing? Isn't that incredible? Oh, it's been just a year of love. It's just been, and non-sleep for everyone involved.

Which one are you most excited for? I'm not coming in on that one. Don't worry. Mum, say nothing if it's mine and suffice. Oh, there you go. You don't have to say which one's your favourite. Which one do you think will be the cutest? Look, it's extremely exciting.

It's going to be absolutely amazing. Such a politician's answer. Can you knit? Because your fingers are going to be numb the number of beanies and booties. You're going to have to crank out these grandkids, Mama Di? Oh, mate, no. I don't need, I just get them off the internet.

Oh, yeah, you're right, then. I don't have an issue with that. Yeah, yeah. But I tell you what, my... Just log into one of Bree's accounts and order some clothes. My witchery account. I've well and truly got my rock and arm going, so I can just... I can rock out.

You said... I was telling them before off-air, Mum, that you said you want to be in the birthing suite, and I said absolutely not. Oh, well, I'd like to be. I reckon that'd be pretty incredible. but I know my limits and I know everyone else is if I'm asked to go in, I will front up. And if I'm not, I will be there waiting. So one way or the other, I'll be there.

Waiting in the wings. Maybe you're not the best place person to be in there. Bree's dad, Steve's delivered a few calves. Is he invited in? No, I don't think so. I don't think Big Steve wants to be anywhere near that room. I actually don't think it's either of your decisions. I think it's Sapphias, but.

I think once that happens they're going to have to put a lot on the door for boats of this. I feel like I don't even have to ask Sapphire I know how she feels. And I think you can... Whoa, controlling. Hey, Dyey, how is Steve feeling?

He must be absolutely buzzing as well. He is. He's absolutely buzzing. And I mean, he loves babies and he's very good at it. My dad's favourite thing. Yeah. is a new baby.

Absolutely. Absolutely. But there's one big problem with your father. What? He has been told before. Stop kissing them when they're real little. Yeah, we do have to... What's the issue with them kissing them?

Oh, they don't have an immunity. Yeah. We're going to put a helmet on our baby so we can't get to it. That brusly old mustache could be good for the cradle camp, though. Yeah, it's good for the neck then, Brianna. Oh, God. Hey, well, you'll... I'm so excited.

Yeah, you'll be over soon then, weren't you? Absolutely over. Oh, look, I'm coming as soon as I can walk, so... Oh, yeah. Yeah, mum's got two broken ankles at the moment. You better get those ankles right because... Rugby league, I heard. Yeah, she was doing...

She was doing a bit of a... Billy Slater. A Billy Slater, too, stead. Hey, Mum, you better get those ankles right because we can't wait for you to come over and be a nana, mumma, I. There's one criteria

or I want for the baby, though. There's one. You want to be the wet nurse. I already told you no. What if you want dust? It'd be powdered milk. Pouted. Yeah, it'd be in like a puff of smoke.

That one. Like someone making cookies in his house. He's making muffins. That's Mama Di. We've got to talk to you about your grandma name, but we'll do that soon. We'll talk to you very shortly, Mama, love you. Love you.

I love you, boy. Yesterday, Bree Revelled to us that her and her partner, Sophia, are expecting a baby, and that was surprise enough. A bigger part of the surprise for me is how soon that baby is coming, and how long you've managed to keep this news a secret for? Yeah, I'm just as shocked as you. 27 weeks she is. So, end of July, she's due.

It's quite incredible. It's not far away, is it? So you've known this since last year? Yes. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah, that's pretty wild. It's crazy for a number of reasons.

You and I spend a crazy amount of time together. And this year in particular, we've spent even more time together than usual, because we've been around the country launching chips and taking people to Lord and doing all kinds of things. We have barely been apart. Yeah, I know. And given, I don't spend that much time with your partner, who is the pregnant one,

but you haven't even let anything slip. Do you realise that you saw Sapphire at Symphony? Yes, I do, yeah. You didn't... But do you realise that I'm not the most observant person in the world? Yeah, well, I mean, in fairness, in fairness to you, She's carried most of it in her bum. Oh yeah, you said she got bum pregnant before she got tongue pregnant.

Yeah. And oh God, she got bigger boobs than me now. That's never been the case. Wow, they must be big. Yeah. Huge. So, yeah, I gave her a hug. I gave her a hug at Cynthia.

Yeah. I didn't even realize. Yeah. I think it's been really special. for us to have a number of months where it's just kind of been us that have known. Yes. But that's, there's a lot of stuff that's happened in the last, in the last however many months.

And so something else would happen. And then we announced the engagement and that was super overwhelming with all the love and like attention. And I was kind of like, oh, I feel like I just need a bit of a rest before. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you need a break between good news. You know, the craziest thing is I remember, because we weren't expecting to get like the response we did when we got engaged. It was so wonderful and so lovely.

And I said to Sophia, I said, God, the whole Brian Clint show were very shocked about the engagement because I kept that a secret from everyone as well. Yes. And I said, imagine when they find out about this baby. And we would have a little laugh to ourselves. Yeah, and then 20 weeks later, here we are finding out. Yeah. People keep asking me and the answer is no, but did either of you, Claudia or Ella, have any idea?

No. No. Not a clue. Not until you Clint went. And I was like, baby, but you know, you never want to guess that out loud in case it's not. No, I didn't. No, you didn't. And then I was like, I won't say anything.

I'll wait until you announce. But yeah, other than that, no clue this whole time. Telling you guys and like announcing it publicly yesterday has made it way more real for me. Of course. Because obviously for quite a number of weeks, all of our family know. Yes. And some of our like super close friends. But yeah, having everyone know now.

This is going to shit you guys as much as it shitted me. What? Guess who knew? What? Who? Former producer Ellie. How did you know that she knew? Because I saw her comment

And she said something She said something that implied She said something that implied That she knew And I just commented And I said, did you know? She's former, we're current. And she replied with the handover mouth emoji.

No. Pretty. I know. Are you? Oh no, I'm not going to say that. Who else knew? Yeah, who else knew? No, it's a three. The details.

Whoa. We don't need to go into the details. Our families, obviously. You know, you get a pass for family. Cam Mansell for the night show? Yeah, Cam Mansell. I mean, fair enough, you are very close. Ben McDell? He didn't know, no.

What are the friends? Fletchhorn and Haley told them months ago, though. What the heck? Yeah, they were pretty excited. They didn't cry like me, though. John-O-N-Bing, you? Yeah, John-O and Ben. That does make sense, though.

They asked if they could do a baby reveal prank. I said no. We want to ask you guys a question. Bree sat on this news for 27 weeks and managed to keep the secret. We want to know how long did you sit on big news for? You know who did sit on a big secret? Was drag queen Keatamine for a long time. What was the secret?

She was a drag queen. Oh. The drag queens always say they're sitting on a secret. Oh, I get it now. Yeah, yeah. I don't get drag queen humor, okay? We're looking for stories of, you're baby news, you got married news and you kept that a secret for a long time.

You were loped. You came into a large amount of money news. That's bad. And you kept that a secret. It could be anything. If it was news of yours that you had to keep a secret or you chose to keep secret for a long amount of time. And you're ready to share it now.

Can you share it with us? I saw this crazy video the other day. And it was this woman, she's in the hospital and she's holding a baby. she's just had the baby. Yeah. And the mother-in-law and her father-in-law walk in. Yep. And they're like, oh, this is the baby, and they're all excited.

And, you know, the mother-in-law's meeting the baby. And next minute, the nurse wheels out another baby. And she goes, oh, by the way, we had twins. And they're like, what? And they kept that secret from 10 weeks. Huge. So to celebrate that, there's something else I have to tell you guys. It's just one baby.

I knew that. I knew that. Ella has no tears left to cry. All of you held your breath for a second though, didn't you? Ella is a husk, okay? She could not handle another surprise. Nothing. I can't do this.

Imagine if it was so. No news to go home early. Literally. The Z-M-Pymp. Podcast Network. Just finish explaining to Clint. How drag queens work. Yes, okay.

I get it. They sit on their secret. It's good. It's a learning process. Yeah. Yeah. I learned stuff from you. You learn stuff from me.

Look at Ella's face. Do you know why drag queens say that they're sitting on a secret? No. Oh, good. It's not just me. I'll tell you after this. You know, as crazy as I knew that line, they sit on a secret. but I just thought it was a funny thing to say

and I'm just figuring it out now. Wait, did you not know? I thought it was because I thought it was like they're still in the closet thing. I just thought it was funny, you know? No. What are they sitting on? I thought the secret was that they're secretly a man.

Yeah. Surprise. If you are listening to this right now because how frustrating, if you don't know what it is and you want to know, text 96696 and I'll reply to you. It's because they're wearing a wig.

Sitting on a secret. What's the secret? No, you have to text, Stella. We can't say. it out loud. Yeah, no, I'll text people back. Our question for you is, how long did you sit on big news or a secret? Like Brie, who revealed to us just yesterday that she has a baby arriving in 13 weeks. Oh my God, when you say it like that.

It's scary when I flip it around, eh? You're like, we're 27 weeks pregnant. No, flip it around. You're having a baby in 13 weeks. She's, I need to get cracking on that baby room. You do. Anonymous is here. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, how's it going? We're good. Thanks. What was the big news? and how long did you sit on it?

So we eloped maybe about eight weeks ago, and yeah, we sat on it until then, and we told our close friends and family, and then we surprised everyone about a week before we decided to have a wedding party. A week before. Holy smokes. Was it nice just having it just for you guys? Yeah, it was super nice.

Yeah, we took my best friend and his best friend, and we cleaned down into that. Was anyone annoyed that you kept a secret from them? No, no. Everyone was super happy. Everyone was just happy that it finally. No one told you they were annoyed. But behind your back in on this, they were like, I can't believe they did that.

We asked how long did you sit on a big secret. Someone texted and said, I've known a co-worker we hated was having sex with her uncle for a year now. Excuse me? Wow. Excuse me? Wow. Can we just break that down?

There's a lot to... I've known a co-worker that we hate was having sex with her uncle for a year now. There is a lot to process. Now, is the secret that they're having sex or is the secret that the co-worker you hate doesn't know the person she's sleeping with

is her uncle? Oh. Because if it's a great question. If it's the latter... I think... I think it's not the latter. Let's hope. Jesus.

Actually, I don't know what would be worse. I don't want anything to do with it. I don't know what's worse. I actually want to distance myself from that comment. I don't want anything to do with that. I don't know what's worse. My ex took over a year to tell his family that we ended our marriage.

Oh, that's full on. That's hard. What about this one? An ex-partner and I sold some of his shares in his company for around $1 million and we paid off our mortgage in our early 30s. What a dream. Didn't tell anyone until we split three years later. Felt a bit yuck to tell people when it happened.

Yeah. God. It's actually none of their business, though. Yeah, you don't have to tell people that. It's nice. It's going to be hard for them not to be jealous. So. I'm jealous and I don't even know them.

I'm so jealous. God, that's the dream. Someone else, Rachel texted, and said, I am the worst secret keeper. I can't help it. My husband said if a gag order was placed on me, I'd be off to jail for sure. Anything exciting and I'm on the phone to everyone,

anyone who will answer. If anyone says to me, can you keep a secret? I say, nope. Someone said anonymous here. My wife and I got officially married a year before our actual wedding date. Only my parents were the witnesses and the celebrant new.

There you go. God, there is so many people texting through about wanting to know what the secret is. And good news, the co-worker person texts her and says, she knows it's her uncle. Okay.

Again, we don't want anything to do with that comment. Again, I don't know which is worse. The fact that she knows it's her uncle and is still doing that, I feel like it would be better if she didn't know it was her uncle. So she doesn't know that you know. That's...

Actually, we don't want anything to do with this. All the co-werects, workers that also dislike it. What are anything to do with this? I kind of want to know details. I will text back those people that want to know what the drag queen's secret is. The secret the drag queens are sitting on. Have you not worked it out?

But yeah, good. It's ZAM's Bree and Clint podcast. Can I just say it? I can't. There's so many texts. No, you said you would text them back. You text them back. There's hundreds of texts to reply to.

Copy paste. Just. Can I reply all? No. Oh, this is going to take me hours. Well, you made your bed. You made your drag queen bed. I will, you know, drag liar.

You know what? My commitment for the drag community, I'll do it. It's good to spread awareness. She says that. She'll get bored of it in about 45 seconds. Maybe if everyone texts their email in, then you can just put me in peace. No, no, no, no, no. Because then I still have to get all the emails from each text and put it into an email.

You wanted to reply all solutions. No. No more solutions. Just leave her be. Yeah, sit on your secret. And no one distract her. It's ZM's Breed and Clint podcast. Please don't stop the middle.

What the hell? Breed and Clint's one second song challenge. There it is. Our game where we guessed the songs quickly with you guys in an effort to win you guys, KFC Chicken Dollars. Correct. Who is on my team this afternoon? That's you, Ryan.

Gidea, mate. Yeah, good day. How's it going? Good, thank you. You want this KFC? Please. All right, mate. We'll do our best.

You're going to have to run straight through me and Jason. Gide Jason. Hi, Jace. Hello. I'm, so my dad rang up. I'm his daughter, Charlie. Oh, hi, Charlie. Hi, Charlie.

So who's going to play? You, Charlie? I will. You're going to play with me? Go on, Charlie. Yeah. Okay, let's win you some KFC, Charlie. I'm excited.

Claudia is in charge. What do we need to know, Claude? Hello there. So this is a song guessing game. I'm looking for the name of the artist. and the name of the song. I'm going to start the song from the beginning. You just need to buzz them with your name and tell me those details.

And the first team, three points, takes home the win. Okay, there is always a theme, but I'm not going to tell you the theme because it will become very apparent, very quickly. But Bree and Clint, you guys are doing the first round. Here is your first song. Bree. Olivia Dean Babyships.

The theme is babies. Did you think that before going in? Yeah. The only reason I got it so far. because I knew what the theme is. Really? Yeah, the theme is babies. Charlie and Ryan, are you guys ready to give it a go?

Yes. Okay, buzz in with your name. If you know it, here is the song. Yes, Charlie. Baby from Justin Bieber. Yes, Charlie. Good job. That was the only other one I could think of.

Oh, really? Yeah, that's the other one I thought of. Okay. This will be interesting then. We are one apiece at the moment. Bree and Clint back to you. Oh, my. So mix a log, baby go back.

Yeah. Big. Banga. Not really about babies, though, is it? Yeah, but it's in the title, I don't know. Baby go back. Not a baby and a G. Baby G.

Ryan and Charlie. Yeah, back to you. Here's your song. Ryan. Ryan. It's Britney Spears. Hit me baby one more time. That's the one.

I bloody heard Claudia loading that up before the show too. I don't even think about it. Good job, Ryan. Ryan, you win the KFC Chicken Dollars. Well done. And Charlie, what do we got for Charlie? I reckon we can find Charlie KFC Chicken Dollars.

Yeah. Some KFC Chicken Dollars, Charlie? Oh my gosh, thank you. You did such a great job, Charlie. You did super well. Thank you. You're welcome. Everyone's happy.

That's how we roll. Yeah. Play Z-Dames, Bree and Clint. We're calling the winner of the Olivia D. live in Los Angeles trip in 10 minutes. Oh my God. Are you as excited as me to call back a winner? Such a cool price.

Flights, accommodation, spending money and tickets to see Olivia Dean for two people. And yeah, we're calling the winner at 5 o'clock just after the news. Keep your phones on. Very exciting. Something happened to me today. What? Which I think you guys will appreciate because it's something that you guys can relate to. Okay.

And up until now... You got your period. Close. What? Close. You bled from down there. I felt like I was going to. Guys, today I've been dealing, all day actually,

I've been dealing with my first genuine sore tummy. Oh, I thought you had a hemorrhoid. I've had a sore tummy all day today, like a cripplingly sore tummy. Please, Clint, tell us about it. No, no, no, no, no. We feel so sorry for you. I thought you would appreciate this because finally I can relate to you guys. Have you?

diarrhea? Like a little bit. Oh, no. Yeah, a little bit. I've had, you know, when your tummy is so queasy, you get wet mouth. I've had wet mouth throughout the day. It's the worst. So I know how I got it.

What did you eat? When I got up this morning to walk the dog, before eating anything, I took all my vitamins on an empty stomach. And then I went out walking the dog. Not good. Halfway through walking the dog, I had such bad stomach. cramps and tummy problems that I had to cut the dog walk short and go home and sit on the couch.

And I was so bad that even my wife took pity on me and made me some plain toast. And I'm not kidding you guys when I say at the peak of my sore tummyness, I actually wasn't sure if I was going to be able to come to work today. Genuinely. I just, I need to try and contain my anger.

We've got to be, we've got to come from. No, no, no. Sorry, sorry, I need to try and find some sort of empathy, but hearing you say that you thought about not coming to work. Yes, no, no, you don't need empathy for me. I'm telling you, I have empathy for you now. What? I'm part of the sore tummy club now.

I understand how it feels. Just everyone's day calm. I am seeing red. I don't know why you're so angry. I thought you would be happy that I've been dragged into. No, like a actual, like a really small. I had a sought to me yesterday. Hold on.

You didn't hear about it. Yes, girl. Solidarity. Oh my. I mean. Yes, girl. Ally. Not to make it about me. You'll bring the mood down.

Yes. But as... You're going to be good. I love it. As someone who suffered with endometriosis. Yes. For 15, no, 17 years now. Yes.

Shut the hell up. Yeah, I agree. Or if you really want... to like come over here and be in solidarity with us and, you know, be one of us. Come over here and let me punch you in the stomach and I'll show you how it really feels. Maybe you'll punch him in the ball. No, no, no, I don't want that.

I already have such a sore tummy. Yeah, so let me come over here and I'll show you what a real sore tummy feels like. Jeez, this is not the response. This is not a response. What do you want to say? Wait, genuinely, genuinely, how did you think this was going to go? I thought we would rely. I thought we would bond.

I thought we could be like... How about if we... If the exact same thing happens to you for a constant week, or actually if you've got... Like a five-day period thing. Oh, Christ, no, thank you. Or just endo is just any time. You don't know when it's going to happen.

Yeah, yeah. But let's say, let's have this same chat in 20 years, and then we might be able to relate. I have to take my vitamins on empty stomach every day for 20 years. Deal. Deal. No deal, but I don't know. No deal. ZDM's Brea and Clint

podcast Ladies and gentlemen Brey and Clint's Friday Oake It's probably been a month since Friday Oaky has graced the Friday afternoon airwaves Oh because we did one in the morning

when we were covering Fletchhorn and Haley Yeah And then we had a week off There was good Friday And then I had last Friday off Go, we're slack, aren't we? But we're back, okay? If you've never heard it,

This is our karaoke segment. Bree and I have both been into the booth with a professional audio engineer. This guy is a professional. He's so good at what he does. So, without him, it would sound much worse. It would sound much worse. We pick a song to battle with each week. And this week, I've picked what I think is an absolute country banger.

Choose in Texas. Ella Langley. Elalangley. Aller Langley. I am so obsessed with this song at the moment. It's a nice song. Yeah. And what you're about to hear is a bit of me doing Choosing Texas

and then a bit of Bree doing Choosing Texas. And then we need you guys on 0800 dials at M to pick the winner. Oh, God. I feel like we're a little bit out of practice. I actually think I'm going to do quite well this week. What do you mean? That's how you always feel. No.

No. I feel like you're going to do extra good. I don't know. I haven't heard it. Okay. Well... I'm about to and so are you. I wish you the best of luck.

Thanks, Bree. Here's my Ella Langley. Just when I thought I got him to fall in love with Tennessee, I should have known better than to take him back to Abilene into her arms. I was in a match for that kind of spark. from Texas I can tell by the way He's two stepping round the room And judging by the smile that's written

There's nothing I can do Doesn't take a crisp A cowboy always buy And can jack all by myself Choosing Texas I can tell I've never seen a bigger smile On your face Um Tim McGraw, that you?

I'd say more Johnny Cash Um, take that too. Chris Stapleton. Was that? Was that a... Wow. Someone said, hey, is that Clint or is it Forrest Camp? That's such a good fan.

I'll take that too. It was very good. I'm not going to lie, it makes me way more nervous to play mine. So I actually picked this song with you in mind because I know you love country music. I do love country music. I'm the country music girl on this show. Yeah, absolutely.

But I don't think I'm going to be the country music singer. Well, we'll see. We'll see. You've heard my... And now you've got to hear Breeze before you can pick. All right. Here's Breeze Ella Langley for Friday Oakey. It's going to be great.

Best of luck. Thank you, mate. Just when I thought with Tennessee, I should have no active album. I wasn't... She's from Texas. I can tell. I can tell.

Listen. Dolly Pardon? Dolly Pardon? That you? You know what that was? That was like right. a horse with no saddle. That was a tough ride, that one. Did you bear back that one?

Oh, that was all bareback, hold it onto the main. I thought it was good, that your harmonies were nice. Oh, rough. That is a rough week for me. Well, it's not up to us, is it? It's up to the people. So what are you here? Who do you think did the better Ella Langley this week?

We are looking for five people to call 0800 dial ZM this week and help us decide the winner. Yes, please. Please. We welcome your feedback. You can critique us if you like. Z-D-N-Clint. Z-M-with-Bri and Clint.

We've just done Ella Langley-Chuze in Texas for Friday, okay. If you missed it, mine sounded like this. She's from Texas, I can tell. He's two-stepping round the room. And Bree sounded like this. She's from Texas, I can tell. Someone said, I disliked that song before. Now I hate it.

The text. This week are some of my favourite ever. Someone said you guys just ruined my favourite song. Someone else just said Bree sounds like Lisa Simpson. She's from Texas I can tell. She's two stepping round the room. Someone else said I sound like Susan from SpongeBob. Someone said...

All valid. Someone said this is a backhanded compliment. This is the first time Clint has ever sounded good. Someone said, sorry, Bree, but Clint gets our vote for literally the first time ever. Every. Brie, you sounded like some sort of drowned animal. That's fair. We need five calls, though, to decide the winner of Friday Oakey,

and let's go to Abby first. Howdy, Abby? Hi, Abby. Hi. What'd you think of our Ella Langley cover for Friday Oakey this week? Well, Mayor, my daughter, Araya, thought that it was great. Really loved the southern drawl on your song, Clint. Mm-hmm.

And our vote goes to Clint And my daughter would like to share her feedback with you Okay, please Hey Clint, I love your show Thanks, thank you, what's your name? Araya Araya, thanks Araya, we appreciate it No, no, my name's on the show too, Araya

Araya, I'm here too I love you too Okay, good, I love you as well, I love you too Everyone's friends again Let's go to Sophie I know 800 dollars at him Hi Sophie Hi Sophie

What'd you think of Friday Oki this week Sof Well me think that Clint's was just a little bit sad But Brie had some energy So we're gonna vote for Brie Sophie Thank your friend for me

I'll take it Thanks Sof It's a sad song That's what I was going for Yeah me too He's choosing Texas Let's go to Caroline Hi, Caroline.

Hi, Caroline. Hi, guys. Howdy, Caroline? Who's your vote for today, sweetheart? Sorry, that's thrown me off. I think I just went into early onset minimis. Me too. I think you sent me into Oakland.

Sorry, Caroline, you got feedback for us? Yes, my vote is for. Clint because I like to quite deep tone but I didn't flinch as much to yours as I did to breathe. I don't, no, you have to be sorry. I agree with you. I completely agree. Thank you Caroline. We appreciate it.

2-1. Let's go to Ashton. Hi, Ashton. Hi, Ashton. Hey, how's it going? Good, mate. I know where this is going. Let's rip off the Band-Aid. Go on. Yeah, well done. You won this week. Yes, boy. Oh, not that one.

Yes, boy. She's from Texas, I can tell. He's two-step in round the room. One last text to round off this week's Friday, okay. Clint sounded like a tree. A redwood. Hey, Ashton. A mighty oak tree.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, very good. I actually knew I had it in the bag this week when I recorded it. You've got to bully me for when I say things. like that. You can't just leave me. You can't just... I have figured out that if I just leave you when you say stuff like that, it sounds even more awkward.

Ready go, say something again. Oh, well, I meant it, so... I know you did. You mean it every week. No, no, this week especially. I've been practised that one. Every single week behind the scenes, Kling goes, I've definitely won this week. And then I love her you're like, no, this week.

No, this week, yeah. This week it was. So up your bum, Brie. You did good. You did good this week. Z-Nems, Breene and Clint. If you missed it just before we did Anella Langley, country-themed Friday Oakey, which I won. But that's by the by.

There are a couple of texts that came through that I thought were worth reading out. Someone said, Bree, listening to that, is the fun auntie, and Clint is the depressed brother. And my other favourite text that came through just says, Bree Back Mountain.

What about the other text that came through? Clint always acts like a boomer. Well, what's that got to do with anything? I just thought it was fun. What has that got to do with anything? What is that got? How is that a critique of my performance? I think they're talking about how you talk about your performance

and how you always think you're going to wear. Okay, how is that a boomerish trait? How is it a boomerish trait? And I don't, by the way. I'm generally quite nervous about it. You think, okay, we've got a live audience and they think it's boomerish too. Okay, I'll just shut up. Okay, boomer.

Still one. My birthday It's a birthday banger Alright, let's do your birthday buggins. I'm dining out on this for the next seven days. I needed this. Mate, you always do. Or I usually lose.

It's literally 50-50 every week. Right, okay. And I love when you lose once. You're like, I've never won this before in my life. Oh, get them next week. Let's just move on, shall we? Okay, because Ryan's standing by to do mum's birthday bagger. Hi, Ryan.

Hi, Ryan. Good, thank you, mate. What's mum's name, Ryan? Pauline. Pauline. Okay, what's Pauline's birthday? Seven to the seventh, 58. All right, that means mum Pauline was 16 in 1974. And let's see what she got for a birthday banger. Number one on her 16th birthday, Ryan. It's Waterloo Abba.

Bit of a banger. What a tune. This one gets the mons, doesn't it? Oh, yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, congratulations, Bree. Oh, thank you, Ryan. That's so sweet of you. Wait there, strong start for birthday banger. Ruby's up next. Hi, Ruby.

Hi, Ruby. How you doing, guys? Good, mate. What are you going to plan for the weekend, Roobes? I've got a sick toddler, so not much. Batten down the hatches. Hey, what is your birthday? 28th of January, 2002. All right, that means you were 16 in 2018.

And on the 28th of June, 2018, this was number one. Camila Cabello. Havana Unana. Who bought her out at Coachella? Someone did a special appearance from Camilla Cabo. Sean Bender's? No. That was in the crowd.

Remember? And they were seen in the crowd? Rekindling their relationship? No, not what I was talking about. Oh. What? You were in a mood this afternoon, aren't you? Ruby, what?

What do you think about Havana-unana as your birthday banger? But I don't know if it follows up ever, does it? Yeah. No, yeah. You're right about that. You're spot on there, Ruby. Let's go to Cam for one more birthday banger. Hi, Cam.

Hey, guys. How's it going? Congrats free. Oh, thank you, Cam. Bless you. What are you doing for your weekend, Cam? Duck shooting. Oh, you're going to duck shooting.

Oh, start of the duck shooting season this weekend, isn't it, Cam? Sure, I is. Yeah. So going out with the boys tonight. And then tomorrow morning, it's all going. Sober, eh, Cam? So brass. Do you have one of those little duck whistle things that make the duck noise?

Yeah, well, I'm not very good at it. A couple of the other guys are. Is it hard to do, is it? I think I'm just useless to be fair. Yeah. Cam, let's do your birthday banger. What's your dad at birth? 15th of August, 91.

All right. That means, Cam, you were 16 in 2007. And on your 16th birthday, this was at the top. You know what, Cam? I think you might have. found the song that can be ever. You know we did a birthday bang a party once, Cam, and

everyone's birthday banger that was at the party got put into the ring, and this got voted the best birthday banger. The ultimate birthday banger, yeah. In the room. It is a chute. It is a banger from Fergie. And it's got my vote this afternoon.

Me too. Yes, Cam. Woo-hoo. Go on, Cam. Have a cup of tea in the my-mi-mi for us, okay? You're the winner of birthday banger today. Oh, thank you so much, guys. And how the contenders, very good songs, too. They were too. Have a good weekend, Cam. Brian Clint, from 2007.

This is Fergie on ZM. You're probably on your flight back to your hometown. Z&M's Brea and Clint podcast. That's the winner of birthday banger today. We didn't think controversially, but actually it turns out somewhat controversially. Big Girls Don't Cry, winning out over Abbas Waterloo. Also, sorry about Clint playing his Friday Oki replay over the song.

He was wanting to listen to himself again and then realized he was accidentally playing it over the song. So we apologise for that. Someone texts through, they said, why did Clint's song just start playing again? It was an accident. I was trying to play it for myself and I accidentally played it on the ear. It's so awkward because there's like people here watching the show. There's all of us and you're just sitting here and being like, it's not that awkward for me.

It's all good. I have something for you. What? If you missed Bree's big announcement yesterday that her and her beautiful fiancé Sophia are having a baby, their first baby, that was the news. That was the big news, yeah.

And I've been racking my brain for the last 24 hours about how I can become a part of this. Okay. How can I have a part in this? Yeah. You know? Yeah. Because such wonderful news.

Yes. And obviously I will meet the baby and I will accept the role of godfather of the baby and I'll do whatever you need. How do I get in there early? I've got an offer for you. Okay. What have you got?

Are you interested in bringing the baby home from the hospital in this? Is that what you wore? This is the T-shirt that I wore as a baby to come home from Rotorua Hospital in 1987. Wow. Yeah. God, you must have had big shoulders on you as a baby. It does look quite big, doesn't it? Look how big the shoulders.

That is so cute. My mum bought my box of things up the other week. She said, this is your final box. She's finally cleared all my stuff out of the house, and that was in there. And obviously, I like a fitted T-shirt, but that's a bit small for me. And that is a real baby tea, that one. Yeah, yeah. And not the one the girlies are wearing, like an actual baby tea.

Not a Henley. That's a baby baby tea. That's so cute. Do you want to give this to me? Yeah, if your baby will wear that home from the hospital. I mean, don't put pressure on it. Yeah, otherwise, no, give it back. Baby can come home in this.

It'll be like a little nighty. Oh, that's real cute. Oh my God, you so did not have to do that. You did you hear me? I was like, yeah. Yeah, the way that your voice went up. Yeah. No, but why not?

Why not? No, no, there was, you were meant to reject it out of hand. It'd be quite cool, though, I think. Why? It's not my baby. No, no, but it'd be quite cute to have a photo of you and then a photo of my baby in the same top. Oh, now I feel weird about it.

Oh, okay. Okay, I'll have it back then. No, you take it. Okay, fine, I'll take it. Well, no, give it back then. No, no, I want it. No, if you don't want it, then give back. Oh, God.

We don't do emotional stuff well, do we? No. Should have thought this through. Anyway, back up for the ZDM. The ZDM Podcast Network. If you want to see the baby news video, go to the Branclin Instagram page. It's out there now.

A lot of people last night, all the lovely people that text through. God, I've had some lovely messages. And they were like, I just want to see everyone's reaction. Because like when you're listening to something on the radio, yes. Sometimes you just like, you picture. Yeah, it's different. And it does hit different.

And Ella's done a great job of capturing it. Yeah, she's done such a good job. If you want to see it live, as it happened, very big surprise for us. I'm surprised Ella could edit it because she could barely see through the tears. Ella goes, why is the footage blurry? It was so blurry. Like I had to pause, wipe tears away. Like, wipe it's on a car.

You know, when it's raining. Very good. Oh, every time I think about it. At Bri and Clint on Instagram. Yeah, go have a look. This weekend, I'm definitely going to try and go to the Devil Wees Prada too. I can't wait. I've heard mixed reviews.

Yeah, it's always the case with the sequel. Yeah. Which I mean... I think you're going from the nostalgia with a film like this, right? There's always high expectation. And you can't go into it thinking it's going to be... Better. going to make me exactly how I felt watching the first one.

It's not. It's different. I thought we could do something to celebrate this afternoon, the release of the Devil Wears Prada 2, with a little bit of a Devil Wears Prada quiz. Oh, God, okay. Producers, it's going to be you guys versus Clint. But this quiz is a little bit different,

where I'm going to read out some of the most famous quotes from the film. Yeah. And you guys just have to tell me who said those. quotes. Okay. Can we just quickly run through, I'm going to run through the cast that I'm aware of. Yes. Merrill Street. And I will take their character name or their real name. You're not getting that from me. Meryl

Street. That's what I mean. I'll take their character name or their real name. Emily Blunt and Anne Hathaway. And I've got Stanley Tootie. Oh, Stanley Tootie? I'm going to say you need Stanley Tootie in there. Adrian Grinier from Entourage. Yeah, he had most of the quotable lines from the film.

Okay, yeah, good then, good. Okay, are you guys ready? I hope so. Buzz in with your name when you can tell me who said this. Why is no one ready? Yes, Claudia. That is Miranda Priestley, aka Meryl Streep. Why is no one, why are you? Did you fall down and smack your little head on the paper?

Ella? Ella? Emily Blunt. No, Clint. Meryl Streep. That is Marenda Preet. You can tell from the voice that she's putting on. Oh, that's such a good point.

Next. I'm one stomach flew away from my goal weight. Emily. That is Emily Plunt. That I knew. What is it? I'm one stomach flew away from... My goal weight.

Next. Are you wearing the Chanel boots? Yeah, I am. Ella? There's two people in there. Oh. Claudia. Yes, Ella.

Oh, you go. Emily and the assistant. I was going to say Anne Hathaway and Stanley Tucci. I was going to say Stanley Tucci then Ann Hethway. It's Emily. then Anne Hathaway. Ella. That's confusing, but yeah, okay.

Probably one of my favourite quotes ever from any moving. By all means, move at a glacial place. You know how that thrills me. Miranda. That is Miranda. Is there a reason my coffee isn't here? Has she died or something? Miranda.

Clint Stanley. Miranda. Please bore someone else with your questions. Emily. Miranda. Miranda again. Shit it. Oh, I'm sorry. Do you have some prior commitment, some hideous skirt convention you have to go to for this, Claude?

Miranda. Oh, it's Emily. It's Emily. And last one. Got him. So you with that impressive resume and the big speech about your so-called work ethic, I thought you would be different. I said to myself, go ahead, take a chance. Hire the smart fat girl.

Oh, Miranda. Miranda Priestley. Boom, baby. Oh, I want to watch it now. Well, you can. What? You can. You can. You're an adult.

The devil wears prided twos in cinemas this weekend. Oh, I'm so excited. I'm going. Text through on 96696 if you've seen number two and what you thought. Like genuine thoughts. I hope it's good. I'm going to the Michael film. Nice. God, you're not building a good case for that boomer comment.

The person Yeah, go on No, no, no, no, no I'll be the bigger person I'll be the bigger person You're never the bigger person So come on No, change starts at home

So, Next on the show You'll say it to be off here, weren't you? I've got a list of friendship red flags I've been thinking of a few right now Yes, I am It's ZAM's Brea and Clint podcast I've got a list of

Friendship Red Flags Everyone always talks about relationship, the romantic kind of red flags, right? But they're friendship red flags too. I talk about these. Do you? Yeah, my partner and I sometimes like discuss where I'll be like, that's a friendship red flag.

Yeah, and sometimes I think they're easier to overlook because you go, oh, they're just being them. But actually being a good friend, it goes both ways. I agree. And especially easily overlooked if you've been friends with that person since forever. Yes. And you never stop to go, does this friendship still serve? me.

Yeah. You know, I guarantee you, I think there's five of them, I guarantee you you have or have had a friend with at least one of these traits. Okay. And I hope you're not a person who. I'm going to name the person if I was. Good. I think you should.

Okay. I think you should. Okay. Awkward if it's someone in this room. I don't believe the first one is. I'm looking at you all. Okay. And I've been around you all when this thing has happened in your life and none of you

have done this. Okay. The first friendship red flag is. is the friend who disappears when they get into a relationship. Ooh. Nah, I don't think any of these. I think I did that once,

but I learned from it and I'll never do it again. Not around us, you didn't? No, pre-you guys. I was younger and I learned from it. Yeah, and then you emerge from that relationship cave when it ends to see if your friends are still there and you're like, hey, guys. Where are you?

I feel like, don't take this the wrong way, Claudia. Yeah. But you might be the most susceptible to this particular trait. Oh, because she's all in. Because she loves hard. Yeah, yeah. It's not a bad. Like, you know, it's not the worst trait you could have.

Anyway, everybody knows someone like that. Yeah. Friendship red flag number two, the friend who won't suggest an alternative day to catch up. You make the plans and all they reply with is I can't do that day. Oh, yeah, that's not good. Without suggesting a different day. Everyone's busy, okay? How about you give me something to work with?

I can't do that day, but I could do Thursday or Wednesday. Yeah, see, that's great. Always give a couple of actions. I can't do that day. Okay. Cool. I'm not your personal assistant. I don't know what days you get and can't do.

Friendship red flag number three, the friend who meets and then just vents and moans and gossips about their own life. They just treat you as a therapy session and they're like, oh, this sucks. This sucks. This sucks. This person sucks. It's quite an interesting one where I feel like I'm way more. aware now of friendships

where you slowly start to realise that they never ask about how you are. They never ask about your life. And you know everything about them. Because it's such a one-sided friendship. And they're only bringing negative energy to the catch-up, which is draining. I do want to

hear about your problems. Of course. I do. But it needs to be like, you know, both ways. I've got some too. I want to bitch and moan as well. Give me a turn with the bitch stick, would you? Friendship red flag number four The Social Climber Friend Who Love Bombs you

But only for your friendship status Yeah I've known people like that Same And then they found something better And social climbed somewhere else Same Yeah

Do you think that those people Think that no one knows what they're doing? Yeah Or do you think they just kind of like Shameless and they're like I know that people would know this? They're onto better friends now. Doesn't matter to them because they're, yeah, onto the next best thing.

And the last one in the friendship red flags list is the chaos merchant who is always late and cancel's last minute repeatedly. Yep. It's bad. Bad form. I have that friend. Do you side? You know, you know. Oh, yes, I do.

No, it's Ella, isn't it? Oh, shush. No, if anything, Ella's there. She's too keen. I'm knocking on your window. Hey, Clint. Want to hang out? Ellen and I've got a friendship date next week.

Do you? We're going to the Billy Elish movie together. Where was our invite? I love Billy Elish. Probably in your inbox that you haven't checked. Yeah, you've probably got an email. And I have to be your plus one because they didn't invite me. But when I do RSVP, I'm never late.

That's for damn sure. That's the main thing. Amen. Play ZDM's Brian Clint on Insa, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from three on ZM.