ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 1st November 2022

Episode Date: November 1, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brianne Clint Podcast. Ella's back. This is the first time we've been an awesome foursome in weeks. Long time. Long time. Long time. Long time. And that's why it's the perfect opportunity, Claude, for you to share your big news. Guys, I'm pregnant.

Just jokes. One second, I believe. You get it. I'm so excited. I'm a baby. I love a baby. Guess what happened to me this morning? You got pregnant.

No. Oh, congrats. No, I didn't. Proud of you. I want one. Man, I wouldn't know yet if that was the case. It doesn't happen that fast. I want one.

It doesn't happen that fast. Stop it. You't know yet if that was the case. Yeah, it doesn't happen that fast. I want one. It doesn't happen that fast. You know, I've got my sore finger. And I've got these bloody fucking what is it? Splints. Like a finger splint. So my dog Meryl has been obsessed with it because it obviously, you know, stinks. It probably, like it doesn't

smell that bad, but it's obviously, you know, wouldn't smell great. And it's like a piece of hard plastic which she loves to chew on. So she's just always trying to bite it. And this morning I was sleeping in bed. She's crawled into the room real soft and slow, jumped up onto the bed and has bit my finger and has pulled the whole finger splint off my finger.

Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. And it hurt like shit. So I've woken up and been like, holy shit. That's a rude wake up. That would set you back a few weeks. And then I had to pry this finger splint out of her mouth. Had a rude wake up.

We talked about rude wake ups yesterday with the animals vomiting in the middle of the night as well. I had a rude wake up last night because at the moment I'm sleeping with my smartwatch on so I can get some data on what my sleep is like after my operation. But the problem is when it's all tucked into your body, you end up pushing some of the buttons in your sleep. And my watch activated my phone and started playing a podcast on my phone at full volume

and these two Australians that I was listening to on this podcast come in and they're like yeah buddy yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Terrifying. Like two o'clock in the morning and oh I, my wife shot me the dirtiest look and I was like I did not mean for that. She would have been so unimpressed. I did not mean for that

to happen. But it's just like, you know, out of nowhere. You guys don't have kookaburras here, eh? No. I used to get woken up by this one bloody kookaburra and if you've ever heard a kookaburra kookaburra That's quite good.

And it's so loud and this kookaburra, like, I love it. Like, you're happy to be here and you're excited for the morning, but it lived outside my window when I was in high school for, like, six months, I reckon. Oh. Yeah.

What's the equivalent? What would we have like that? Just probably a rooster. Moorpork. Pukeko. No, moorporks are nice and soft. You can sleep through a moorpork. Pukeko's in the

morning when you're like in a tent in summer and they're just like screaming by the water yeah or crickets yeah that's an insect do you guys have do you guys have plovers yep yeah but apparently australian ones are super aggressive fucking plovers yeah they're not aggressive here they're like on the verge of extinction um the reason why they're aggressive back home is because they're dumb as dog shit and they lay their eggs on the ground. Yeah, same problem here. Yeah, so they lay their eggs on the ground and it's normally on a sporting field back home.

So like I remember one year I was playing in left field in this softball game and a plover had laid its eggs in left field. So the person like me or on the other team, whoever was in left field, would get swooped by this plover constantly. Get away from my eggs, bitch. I was like, can we get someone in here to move the freaking eggs? So you had to watch out for the plover and for fly balls. Fly balls.

And plovers make an interesting sound too. What? They're like. It's a secret talent we didn't know you had. Bird noises. Bird noises. Can you do a. I can do a magpie.

Can you do an ibis? I can do it. Ibises don't really make noise. I can do a magpie. Is that a Pokemon? No I can do a magpie. Is that a Pokemon? That's a magpie. Water. Hey, wait.

Is that the noise? No. Fuck off. That's not a magpie. That's the noise in the Hunger Games. Oh, I'll do it. This is my calling. Wait.

Oh, no. Here we go. I can't do it. This is my calling. Wait. Oh, no. Here we go. I can't do it. That's good. See, that was really good. That was me. That was me. Don't let...

Now, look. Are you ready? I've got a magpie. So you guys can compare. So bad. Okay, so remember what I sounded like? Hold on. Is this an ad?

I haven't listened to this, so I don't know what this is going to sound like, so I don't even know if I'm right. Are you ready? Mate? Yeah, you gave them too much. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Kind of the vibe. Tonally, you're right. You gave them too much melody. You gave them. Yeah. They kind of have that. They have a little bit of melody, but not much. And you guys have magpies here too that aren't aggressive.

We do. No, they're aggressive. They are aggressive. They are aggressive? Okay. Clint, can you do a seagull? That's not bad. You guys have gigantic seagulls.

Have we ever talked about this? Holy shit, when I came over here and I saw one of those things, I was like what is that? Bird chat. And I also saw... Bird of the year is over. We're so deep in a bird hole right now. What is going on?

I also saw a ginger pigeon here once. I love the ginger pigeons. I'd never seen one before and I was like, is that a fucking ginger pigeon? We have a white duck that's coming to visit us every morning at the moment. With a yellow beak? With a yellow beak, like a cartoon duck. You don't see those. We used to have those as pets

growing up. Oh, I loved that. We used to feed them snails. You've had such a cool childhood. Wow. You would have fizzed for my childhood, Ella. You would have loved it. Last one, did you guys see the wetter that was on my headlight yesterday? I'm not looking. That's ugly. Nope, nope, nope. Where does he live now? He lives in a pot plant

in Hearn Bay. Why Hearn Bay? Because that's where I was when I saw him on the headlight. Poor guy's probably like, what is this? He's like, I can't afford the housing prices here. This is ridiculous. Take me home now. Enjoy the podcast, everybody.

Wait, one more thing. You know how we were talking about Goody Gumdrops yesterday? Oh, yes. The tippity top of Tip Top finally replied, and I asked him to confirm for us what the flavour was, because we couldn't figure it out, right? This, yes. The tippity top of Tip Top finally replied and I asked him to confirm for us what the flavour was because we couldn't figure it out, right? This is huge. My best guess of the flavour is, I said the flavour is green.

Yeah, it tastes like green. Lime was bandied around. Bubble gum is what came through on the text machine. Yeah. Bubble gum. But he said it's a mysterious greeny blue colour. Of course it is. Goody, goody gum drops.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to get one on the way home. I'm going to treat myself. A goody, goody gum drops. Where the hell do you even get one of those? A scoop shop. Dairies.

Dairies that have ice cream scoops in them. Do all dairies have ice cream? You've got to find a tip-top dairy. Oh. Yeah. I think the one near my place is a tip-top dairy. Someone from America who listens to our show asked me to explain what a dairy was the other day. Corner store. Yeah, but

they're in the suburbs. In Australia, we definitely, when I was a kid, we had corner stores. That's what we called them. We didn't call them dairies. I know that because it's in Shannon Null's song. Yeah. And then as I got older, they all kind of just

died off. Yeah, I hope they never die off. The issue is they're not putting them in new suburbs in New Zealand. They're so good. Living across from a dairy should increase your house price. We use our dairy. And my dairy is literally 30 seconds walk. Anyway, I explained to the American guy what a dairy was. I was like, oh, it's a shop in the suburbs where you can buy milk, bread, and cigarettes.

Lots of stuff. Yeah. Our dairy has everything. He goes, oh everything oh we've got those we call them liquor stores uh no okay no it is in america that is a liquor store they call it a liquor store where you can buy liquor there but it's also like a convenience store getting your kids to get a loaf of bread from the liquor store haven't you ever noticed in movies that they reference a liquor store a lot? Yeah And it's not like going down to the local Bottle-O It's not like that Yeah The world is vast

And now we're going to go home, bye I'm coming in Well, howdy pilgrims What time is it? One, two, three, two, one It is Brinkley's Hey everyone, welcome to the show You know when you can't tell if your water bottle smells or not? Oh, I can always tell and I'm always like

I think if you wash this with some hot water, I just never get around to it I think if you think your water bottle smells It smells It smells, or at least you should wash it anyway It's a good reminder just to wash it, right? I should just wash it. You should just wash it. You know what it is? What?

Why it smells. Oh, it's bacteria. From your mouth. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. We've got dirty mouths, us humans. I talked to Brodie Kane about this when she was filling in for you the other week. Yeah, she's got a dirty mouth.

She's got a filthy mouth. I reckon you're meant to sanitise your bottle daily. Oh, no, I can't be bothered. Daily. No, I mean, it hasn't killed me yet. And by sanitise, wash with hot water. And soap? Yeah.

Or if you're not going to do that, you should be sanitising it in vinegar once a week. Oh, yeah, see, probably not going to happen. Yeah. See, why did you tell me that? This is the beauty of single-use plastic, eh? Just chuck it away. You don't have to think about it.

What was that? I think it was a paper towel company. Their motto was, throw away the mess when you throw away the towel. I don't think I... Oh, I'm just going to put my hand up and out myself. I don't think I could live without paper towel. Yeah.

Yeah. I love paper towels so much That's just so handy Handy Handy towels We could start a brand Called Handy Towels We figured it out

That's why they're called Handy Towels Could be something else Okay Today on the show Lewis Capaldi tickets at 4.30 A double pass If you can play our Lewis Capaldi game Forget me.

Not. I mean, it's brilliant radio. That's a good name for a game. 4.30 the tickets for Lewis Capaldi. But right now we've got 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC up for grabs. That's right. If you want to play tradie versus lady, you've got to call now 0800 DIAL ZM

and take on someone else in a bit of trivia. Bree and Clint. Time for trad bit of trivia. Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie vs Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs Lady. Here we go. The Tradies had a ripper of the game yesterday, bringing their total to 97.

The Ladies on 80. To meet our lady first, she is 28. She is studying a Bachelor's of Science degree and she's calling in from Otaki. Welcome to the show. It's Crystal. G'day, Crystal. Hi, how's it going?

How many sciences did you study at school? Not many. I actually didn't enjoy science at school, to be honest. Really? Yeah. Well, that was a twist in your world, wasn't it? You should have played yesterday when we had questions about the periodic table in Tradiverse Lady. She would have owned it.

I wouldn't have done very good. Oh, okay. I kind of chose a subject to do with social sciences. Oh, gotcha. Too academic for us. Let's meet your opposition. He's from Dunedin. He's 46 and he loves mountain biking and snooker.

Yeah. Welcome to the show. It's Vinnie. G'day, Vinnie. Rene. What do you like more, mountain biking or snooker? Mountain biking. Mountain biking.

Yeah, there's some good mountain biking tracks in New Zealand, I've heard. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay, Vinnie, your buzz is tradie. Crystal, your buzz is lady.

First of three correct answers gets 50 bucks from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Chrissy Teigen is under fire again. Reports that she has released her own cake mixes

just weeks after collabing with popular Kiwi cake brand, Caker on very similar products. Who is Chrissy Teigen married to? Lady. Yes, Crystal. John Legend. That is correct. She is on the board with one point to The Lady.

She ripped off New Zealand. I'm so invested in that story. I'm so annoyed. We're going to try and get Jordan Rondell, The Caker, on the show. Yeah, we're hopefully going to haveaker on the show. Yeah, we're hopefully going to have her on the show. Question number two. Taylor Swift currently occupies the top ten spots on the

Billboard chart. Is her new album called Midday, Middrift or Midnights? Sadie. Vinnie. Yes, Vinnie. Midnights. Yeah, nice work, Vinnie. You're on the board.

That is correct. One a piece. Question number three. Guys, buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Ladies. Yes, Crystal. Is it... Is it Jay-Z?

Yeah. Nice work, Crystal. You got two on the board. One to the tradies, two to the ladies. Question number four, you could take it here for the ladies. Do or do not, there is no try is a famous quote from which philosopher? Give you a clue. He's not a real philosopher.

He's more of an alien from a sci-fi movie. I wouldn't have got this one either. Nah, it's more for the Star Wars fans. That quote, that was Yoda. Yeah, but I like it though. I've learnt something there today. There you go. Still two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number five.

What is the largest continent on the planet? Lady. Yes, Crystal, for the win. I'll give you three, two, one. South Africa. No, that's incorrect. Vinnie. No, I remember.

Brady. Yes, Vinnie. Russia. Was it Asia? Yeah, it was Asia. It was Asia. We'll movenie. Russia. Was it Asia? Yeah, it was Asia. It was Asia. We'll move on. All right.

Question number six. St. Paul's Cathedral, Tower Bridge and the Shard are all landmarks of what city? Australia. Yes, Vinnie. London. Well done. That is correct. We're all tied up.

We need to go to another question. Here we go. I'm just trying to find one. Okay, here we go. Here's a question. Question number seven. What is a dog's permanent tooth count? Is it 40, 42 or 44?

Trady. Yes, Vinny, for the win. 42. That is correct. Oh, he's pulled that out of nowhere. God, that is a come-from-behind win if I ever did hear one, Vinny. Congratulations. 50 bucks from KFC coming your way. have a good one free and clint we want to know from you this afternoon what did your dog eat no no no oh i forget the tune what did you dog eat so you're doing the fox one now i was gonna do the baha men one hold on what did your dog eat what what? What? What? What?

We need to get it made. Yeah, we need to get it done by a professional. That's the question. What's the answer, Grace? G'day, Grace. Oh, hi. Yeah, my dog actually found some human poo at the beach. Some what?

Human poo. How did you know it was human poo? Oh, when you know, you know. Yeah, well, the size and just the contents of it, I guess. The contents of it? What do you mean? What did it have in it? Some undigested peas or something? Well, she got pancreatitis from it.

So she nearly died. Oh, no. So it was quite serious. But, like, She didn't die And yeah It's a funny story now Did she learn her lesson Grace? Oh absolutely not

She loves her favourite tree She loves What a shitty situation Literally Grace Why do dogs do that Grace? My second dog Like literally Just

I wonder if it's like a way of building up like gut bacteria or something for them It's got to be some kind of evolutionary thing I've read stuff about it, something about like if they're missing certain enzymes or whatever, but I think to be honest, some dogs

just are more prone to it Susie's here, hi Susie Hiya What did your dog eat? A stocking. Oh, no. We've heard ones like this before. It's the aftermath of the eating of the stocking

that's the issue, isn't it? Yeah, because it got stuck in his tummy and so seven days of disease, a surgery, a couple of life-threatening moments. It was horrible. Oh, that's horrible. Two and a half grand.

Is he okay? Two and a half grand. Yeah, he doesn't catch the stockings now, though. No, good. I thought, so that's much more serious than I was expecting. I thought you were going to have to pull the stocking out of the dog's behind like a clown pulling scarves out of his sleeve. I had to do that.

You know how they just keep coming? My dog ate a ribbon and I had to do that. It would have been good if it had of, but it got stuck halfway and it didn't show up on the X-ray. Oh, yeah, of course it wouldn't. When that ribbon was hanging out of your dog's butt, was it kind of like a reverse dog leash? It definitely wasn't unwrapping a present, I know that.

Walk the dog backwards? Yeah. It was kind of like a pull through. Glad the dog's okay, Susie. Katie's here. Hi, Katie. Hi, Katie. I think the question should be, what hasn't my dog eaten?

Give us the list, Katie. Give us the highlights. Well, the highlights would be the bungs off the boat. You know, we had a trailer boat on the driveway and he ate the bungs. I didn't realise they were the bungs. I just saw some plastic on the ground and thankfully worked it out before the boat was taken out. I was going to say, sink the boat, yeah. Yeah, he jumped in the boat and he ate

the radio off the boat. He's eaten the cupping sock off the caravan. He's eaten the power cords, the four cords for the trailer that you attach into the car. He's done that quite a few times. Sounds like he's really not an outdoorsy dog. He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Like, he's done that quite a few times. Sounds like he's really not an outdoorsy dog.

He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer. He sounds like a summer ruiner. Like, has he eaten a hole in the side of your tent before? Not the tent. He ate the gas hose for the barbecue, though. You see? The barbecue wasn't on, but the hose was on. I mean, the gas sauna was turned on.

That's so dangerous. I know. I was like, what's that smell? What do you do? Because animals, I mean, you can't just sit the dog down and go, this has to stop. Yeah. No.

Just keep a list of all the stupid things he's eaten. He ate that whole arm of the sofa through the crate, like he was in the crate at the time, contained. Wait, and he went through the crate and still ate the couch? Yeah, because my husband had it pushed up to the sofa, so he managed to nibble his way along the arm. What's the dog's name? His name is Charlie Brown.

He's just an idiot. If he's listening at the moment, naughty Charlie Brown. Naughty Charlie. Naughty. Stop it. My husband has wanted to, you know, not, yeah, maybe. The dog has been on, he said he's going back on Trade Me. Like, you buy a $300 dog off Trade Me and it costs you $300.

That's not the words your husband, you check yourself, that's not the words your husband uses, is it? I'm not saying that on the radio. You know, cats have nine lives, this dog's got one. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. And he does. And the things do come out the other end.

So like the other people have said, they do come out the other end. Well, it's good you can see what he's eaten, you know, just so you know. I just need to read out a few texts because there's some brilliant ones coming through. Someone said, our dog ate my husband's deer antler wedding ring. Wow. Well, you're kind of asking for it. Yeah, it's made of bone. You know, like there's dog chews that are literally four.

Yeah. Like that are made of deer antler. Yeah, it's made of bone. You know? Like there's dog chews that are literally four. Yeah. Like that are made of deer antlers. Someone else said, my dog, a lab cross staffy, ate my 21st birthday cake, three tier chocolate cake, sparklers, candles, and all. Happy birthday. He got up on the table while I wasn't looking and had the best time of his life.

Someone else said, my beautiful dog so far has eaten five out of my seven seatbelts in my car. The front one costing me $1,100. Someone else said, listen to this, when I was a vet nurse, we had to operate on a dog whom had eaten the mistress's underwear. When the wife saw the underwear, once we got them out, she said, those aren't mine. Turns out the husband had been having an affair. And was busted by the dog.

The dog did her a favour. The husband's got to turn around and go, and that's not my dog. That's not our dog, is it? Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, tell us more about this. Allegedly, Chrissy Teigen has stolen an idea of a New Zealand business person. Tell us more. Oh my goodness, sorry, it's ugly. Tasty, tasty, but ugly. Here's the thing, right, so Kiwi

Bacon, Jordan Rondell, you guys would know her, of course, she did a collaboration with Chrissy Teigen on a carrot cake mix, right? So did the collaboration. All is well. The icing on the situation was, I'm sorry, I'm trying to, I'm sorry. I was like, dear me. Basically, Chrissy released some new cake mixes that our Kiwi friend actually believes are a total knockoff. Well, allegedly, are a knockoff of some of her own mixers.

In fact, even the packaging on the new Chrissy Teigen cake mixers looks kind of similar to the one that Kiwi Bake Off and Randall actually released. So she believes that even though they did a collaboration together, Chrissy's team at Cravings have actually kind of knocked off her own idea. Yeah, it's big. Look, Jordan is the caker. She was one of the judges on-

Can we bake off this season? Yeah, bake off. She's a worldwide success with these cakes, but she's still a small business. And I remember, Brie, earlier this year, we talked to Jordan, the caker, from LA because she had just, Chrissy Teigen had started posting about them and being like, I love these cake mixes, that sort of thing. Now she's posted the side-by-side of the two boxes. It's a direct rip-off.

Yeah, it's so disappointing because obviously, yeah, Jordan is an amazing businesswoman. Like, we love that brand. She's went to LA and she started, you know, getting the brand off the ground over there. Yeah. And she's landed this amazing collab deal with Chrissy Teigen. They've released these cake mixes.

And then all of a sudden, however many months or weeks later, Chrissy Teigen releases pretty much the exact same product. Like, coincidence, come on. Isn't she, Dean, isn't Chrissy Teigen like only just recently uncancelled? Yeah, I will say, not to be too shady, I think she's still pretty cancelled though. I'm not saying that yeah, I think she's still up there in the cancelled club. She's still a member of that. Like I saw

her at BravoCon and she wasn't really getting much, yeah, like press and she wasn't really getting much attention. She's pretty much, she's still in the cancelled club for now, yeah. Yeah, right. Interesting. And this isn't going to help the situation, Dean, is it?

There you go. That's the latest. Live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent and cake expert, Dean McCarthy. Guys, we have a lot of fun on this show, but are you ready to have a very serious chat? Always. Always ready to have a serious chat at any moment.

I've got to put my pants back on. Yeah, put your pants back on for this one, because it's about to have a serious chat at any moment. Good. I'll just put my pants back on. Yeah, put your pants back on for this one because it's about to get pretty serious in the room. I want to talk about afternoon tea. Oh, okay. It's a bit late to talk about afternoon tea? I feel like it's... Wait, what's the perfect afternoon tea time?

Three, I reckon. Three o'clock. Three. But like there's no... I don't know. I don't know because it can't be too close to dinner. Like is it between 2.30 and 3.30? Is it that hour? It's for 3.30-itis, isn't it? Yeah. So is it 2.30 to 3.30?

I think it's the three o'clock hour. The three o'clock hour. So three to four. So we've just missed it. I think. Yeah. But that's okay. We can reflect.

Well, it depends what time you have dinner. That's true too. Anyway, someone who could answer the question is afternoon tea expert, Jane Mallon, who she lives in Britain, which I mean they're very well known for their afternoon teas, aren't they? Yes. They know how to do it best. They really do?

They do. They do really, really well. There's a lot of pomp and ceremony around an in-between meal. Totally. And by that I mean morning tea, afternoon tea and supper. Yeah. You know? Oh, it's a big market. Big market. They should be a lot bigger than they are, the Brits, shouldn't they? Yeah. But they're not. Maybe because they have small meals all throughout the day. Interesting thought, yeah. She has made a whole career out of this. She but they're not maybe because they have small meals all throughout the day interesting thought

yeah um she has made a whole career out of this she gives talks about how to present the perfect british afternoon tea and she has weighed in on what she says is one of the biggest debates that she has seen in her career and she said it is uh how to pronounce and see i see, I'm not going to say it because it's the word S-C-O-N-E. The flowery, flower-based, fluffy. Jam, cream. Or savoury. Or savoury. I'm a big savoury man of the S-C-O-N-E.

So she is weighed in on what she thinks and what she knows is the proper way to say this. Okay. And I thought we could all have our say before I read out what she has said here. Now your colour's to the mast, everybody. Yep. I'm happy to go first. You go first. Because I feel like I'm right.

Okay. And I believe S-C-N-O-N-E said scone. Scone. Scone. Okay, scone. We've locked in scone from Clint producer Claude S-C-O-N-E is

scone scone scone okay producer producer Ella Ella S-C-O-N-E is

scone scone what what scone what are you British bear with me

it is scone but I've started saying scone over the past few years because it sounds British and I like having an accent for one word. Do you think the Brits say scone? Yeah. German scones. Is that because your bank account's gone up and you're like, scone. I'm out of uni now.

I have a job. Scone. I mean, I'll weigh in on this. I think it's pronounced scone. Scone. That's what I think. I thought this was going to be one of those weird Aussie versus New Zealand things again. It's definitely scone.

In Aussie, we say scone. Where you're like, jandals, we call them feet g-strings. That is exactly what we call them. Look, the afternoon expert, Jane, has explained that she believes scone, as we like to pronounce it, is actually pronounced scone. Absolutely not. What's this woman's credentials? You said she's an afternoon tea expert.

Yeah. Why? Well, she... I don't know where she studied. Let's fact check this bee. I don't know where she studied. Let's fact check this bee. I don't know where she studied her degree. Yeah. But get this, wait, are you ready to be even more outraged?

She also has doubled down and has said that she thinks, or she knows because she's an expert, that the cream goes on before the jam. What? Yeah, that makes sense. Guys. No, I don't trust her. No, that doesn't make sense at all.

It does make sense. How are you meant to spread jam on top of cream? You went to dollop and then you smushed the sandwich. Do you guys know how to make scones? She's lost me. She's lost me. No. You'll get this.

She also said that it's pronounced J-om. J-om. J-om? She probably says jif as well jayom scones well there you go uh i'm shocked because i always thought it was scone i still believe it's scone i'll say scone yeah so i think so this i'll plead willful ignorance This is why I want to ask the question this afternoon. 0800 dial ZM. Is there a word that you said a certain way for a very long time and you only found out after ages that you've been saying it wrong? Like me and turmeric. Have you?

Turmeric. Turmeric. It's turmeric, right? That's an embarrassing conversation. It's good stuff. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. What was the word that you were saying wrong? Turmeric.

Turmeric. I'm going to make a really nice turmeric curry tonight. Babe, why is the bench all yellow? Did you stain it with turmeric? It's bloody turmeric. Because you said it like that, you have to clean it. It's off the back of this woman who is an afternoon tea expert where she's come out and said that the proper way to pronounce scone is scone.

Controversial. There's no debate. She said it is scone. Controversial. There's no debate. She said it is scone. Controversial. In my opinion, that's controversial. It's scone. We're a 3-1 split here between us and the producers, scone versus scone. Yeah, well, she actually did say that the royal family pronounce it scone.

See, and surely they're the benchmark. They're the fancy ones. Claude, tell your scone joke. She said, can I tell? Hello, I'm here. What's up? Tell your scone joke. What's the fastest food in the world?

What? Scon. That's so good. And that's why it has to be pronounced scone. Otherwise, that joke doesn't work. Anyway, we want to know from you the word you've been getting wrong your whole life and maybe you found out very late. Connor's here. Hi, Connor. G'day, Connor. Anyway, we want to know from you the word you've been getting wrong your whole life. And maybe you found out very late.

Connor's here. Hi, Connor. G'day, Connor. Hey, how's it going? Good, thank you. Connor, what's the word you've been pronouncing wrong? So I used to say quinoa like quinoa. Just kind of looked that way to me, you know, and I never really ate it.

We've all been there, Connor. Yeah. Did you have to order it off a menu one time? No, I think I just saw it in Mum's kitchen. I was like, oh, what's quinoa? And she's like, oh, no, it's quinoa. You know? Hey, Connor, did you ever pronounce Asahi bowls a-kay?

Almost probably, yeah. I don't even really know what that is. But yeah, that'd be right. I definitely did. Yeah. A-kay bowls. You've got to but yeah, that'd be right. I definitely did. Yeah. A kybals. You've got to get a quinoa on the Melbourne Cup this afternoon.

Yeah, a bit of quinoa. Or is that a quinella? That's a quinoa. Oh, yeah, quinoa. A quinoa? Quinwilla? It's a dumb word, Connor. It's a dumb word, okay? Lauren's here.

Hi, Lauren. Hi, Lauren. Hi. What's the word that you were saying wrong? Fatigue. I thought it was said fatigue. That's so good. I'd only ever read it before. Fatigue. And who, I just want to know the moment Lauren where someone said what are you saying and then had to

correct you. I was reading a list of like symptoms with my partner and I read fettigew and was like, oh yeah, I've had that. And my partner stopped me and was like, you've had what? Chronic fettigew. Yep. Chronic fettigew. That is so bad. And I was like, you know, fettigew, you know. You know fettigew. It. I like Fettigew. That is sad. And I was like, you know, Fettigew, you know.

You know Fettigew. It's very common. Yeah. It's okay. And he was like, oh my God. Yeah. Just yesterday, Brie was talking about her disposable thumbs. It happens.

It happens, you know. Yeah. Yeah, totally. I feel you. Thanks, Loz. I need to read out this text because it's brilliant. Yeah. Someone said, right up until I was 23,

I used to say Vigina instead of vinegar, and no one ever picked up on it. Wasn't until I was stoned one day in the supermarket trying to decide what flavour chips to get when, boom, light bulb went off and I reread the packet like 100 times over. Turns out it was a running joke amongst the whanau. You'd been calling them salt and vigina chips. Vigina.

Wow. That's good. Anna's here. Hi, Anna. Hi, Anna. Hi. Just before we get onto your word, scone or scone? Scone.

Scone. Are you British? No, I'm Dutch. Oh, you're Dutch. Interesting. What's the word you've been getting wrong? Circumference. Are you British? No, I'm Dutch. Oh, you're Dutch. Interesting. What's the word you've been getting wrong? Circumference.

Circumference? Wait. Yeah. Circumference. Circumference? Yeah, so nobody's ever changed, nobody ever corrected me until I met my husband and I said the word circumference and he goes, it's circumference. You talked to him about a circumference and he went I'm not Jewish. He goes I'd hate to

see how you pronounce circumcision. It's the same as with the word odometer I say odometer and it's odometer. That does sound kind of Dutch though when you say it. The English language does make sense sometimes. No, no. Finally Farhan, what's the word you were getting wrong?

Hey, I've sorted my life out now, but for 20 years, mum's touched me up and I thought it was breakfast with an extra R in it. What? What, like a dog cartoon character? I want some breakfast. Yeah, you just sound a bit special, like breakfast. Did your mum do it on purpose?

Nah, she still does it. I hit her up all the time. You know, that's not good. Your mum just non-ironically calls it breakfast. Why do mums do this? Because my mum does this all the time. Like, she can't say Ariana Grande.

She has to say Arianda Grande. Yeah. Like they added... Yeah, breakfast. Well, they're only human. They've just got, you know, they can't get everything right, I guess. All right, just so we know we're clear, Farron, what's the most important meal of the day? Breakfast. There she goes.

Oh, she's nailed it. And it's scone. Scone. Yes, Farron. Good job. Double one. Who wants to take a personality test? Me, me, me, me.

Ooh, okay, fun. Hey. It's just like those Dolly magazine ones where it's like, find out which member of Sabrina's teenage witch you are. I was always Salem. The talking cat. I was the cool auntie. Yeah, I loved the cool auntie.

Was that Hilda? I don't know. Yeah, I think it was Hilda. The younger one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's not like that.

This is doing the rounds on the internet at the moment. I found it quite interesting and it's a bit of fun and everyone listening can play along as well. Okay. So you can do the personality test as well. Hey, do we have any rainforest ambiance? I know it's last minute ask. There is a last minute ask.

And not something that's probably going to be super common in the system. But this is called, I'll keep going while you guys have a look for that. This is called the rainforest personality test. What is that? The song's called Rainforest. Okay, sweet. Let's go with that. Okay, so all you have to do is answer some questions, okay?

So imagine you've been on a long journey and you're trying to find your way back home. And now you have to walk through a rainforest. You have four pets with you, a cow, a horse, a lion, and a monkey. You're looking at the map and the food supply that you have, and you know that not all four of them and you can make it through and out the other end. So you have to ditch one of the animals. The horse, the monkey, the lion or the cow.

So you have to get rid of one of your pets straight away. Which one are you going to leave behind? Clint, you go first. The cow. The cow. Claudia? Probably also the cow. I'm not in the line. The cow. The cow. Claudia? Probably also the cow. I'm not in the line.

The lion. Okay, sweet. So remember that for the next part. I got rid of the cow because he was too slow, by the way. Oh, that's a bit rough. You're rude. There's got to be a reason for it anyway. Did you think about that you could have milk from the cow?

No. On your journey? I don't plan on being on that journey that long. Anyway, yeah. You and the remaining three pets walk through the rainforest and everything goes okay for a few days, but the food supply is running low. You come across a man who says he will trade you all of his food

in exchange for one of your pets. Which pet will you now trade? The lion. So you're trading the lion, so that means you have the monkey and the horse left? Yeah. Claudia? I'll trade the horse. So you're trading the lion, so that means you have the monkey and the horse left? Yeah. Claudia? I'll trade the horse. So you're trading the horse in? Trade your transport, okay.

Can you quickly say it again? So you've got the lion and the monkey left, so you've already traded in your... Lion. Lion, so you're going to trade in the cow, the horse or the monkey? Monkey. Okay, sweet. Useless. Alright, so we're still going now. You have your remaining two pets, so everyone keep in mind. I've got a horse or the monkey? Monkey. Okay, sweet. Useless. All right, so we're still going now. You have your remaining two pets.

So everyone keep in mind. I've got a horse and a monkey. Exactly. So now they get into a fight, the remaining two pets. And you know that you have to ditch one if you're going to make it through to the end. Which animal do you ditch? Monkey. The monkey.

So you're left with? Horse. Horse? Monkey. I'm left with a lion. I'm ditching my monkey. Okay. And I'm keeping my lion.

Got it? Ditching the horse, keeping my cow. Okay, sweet. I love cows. So now for the results. All right, so everyone got the pet that they- Cow. And we're still in the rainforest?

We're still in the rainforest. So the last remaining animal you have is supposed to tell you a lot about what you value most in life. If you kept the cow as your last, then that means you really value money. This can either mean you're

frugal and careful with your money or always hustling to make money. If it was horse. That's not for you. If horse was your final animal, you're a hardworking person or a loyal person. This is rude.

That's not true. Well, that doesn't match Clint. She's kind of joking. I feel like Ella and I got our animals switched up. I think you guys need to switch. Okay, right, yeah. If it was lion that you picked, that was you, Claude. You're the protector who likes to stand up for others. Here, there, yeah. If it was lion that you picked, that was you, Claude. You're the protector who likes to stand up for others.

Here that goes. And if it was monkey, then you value friendship the most. This is either because you know what it's like to feel alone or someone with a lot of friends and you love being around people. None of us had a monkey at the end. No. Anti-social bunch of money loving I did it. Oh no, that's just Ella.

I did it. What animal do you guys think I got? Monkey. Not cow. You would have got rid of cow at the start just like me. It was weird because I ended up with a pig and that's not even included in this. Look, it's just a fact that

when certain things that are usually pretty bad happen on your birthday, it's a whole lot worse. Oh, so much worse. That's meant to be your happy day. Yeah, it's meant to be the one day. Nothing is meant to go wrong on your birthday. And our producer Ella had a bit of a mare this year for her birthday.

Had a pretty horrible day, didn't you? Yeah. Happy 15th birthday, by the way, Ella. Thank you. Oh my god, you can nearly go to M-rated movies next year. You can buy scratchies soon. Oh, I can't wait to do that and I'm wearing a booster seat right now, so I'm

growing. She's 22, everybody. Cut it with the jokes. My Taylor Swift year. Please don't ask the government to check because she's definitely 22. Ella's birthday was on Sunday, but yesterday you had to have a day off work the day after your birthday because it was such a bad birthday. Tell us what happened. I woke up and every day for the past few weeks I've been waking up and checking if my guinea pig had her babies.

And I went into the hutch, lifted her up and I was like, she's lighter. Oh my gosh, where are the babies? Found them in the corner and the four lovely little babies were still in their sacks and they went to heaven early. So that was really, really, really sad. All

four guinea babies? Yeah, I just stood there bawling. None of them made it? No. And then to make things worse,ling. None of them made it. No. And then to make things worse, tell us what else happened that afternoon. So I was monitoring the mum because I know she's young and I feel terrible for her. And I was monitoring her. Haven't you heard this part? No, I didn't know there was a part two.

The mum's gone RIP too. Pass off. The mum died too. Yesterday afternoon. Poor Ella. There was complications. Yeah, she's gone to heaven. I didn't know. Yesterday afternoon. Oh, Ella. There were complications. Yeah, she's gone to heaven. I didn't know that bit. To be with her babies.

I didn't know that bit. So I had a funeral in the morning and a funeral in the evening. Oh, not a great birthday. You thought you were going to have multiple guinea pigs and you've ended up with less guinea pigs than you had before your birthday. Yeah, I went down from six to five. No, no. You went from six to one.

Oh, you're sorry. It's hard to keep track. Hashtag worst birthday ever, babes. That's shocking. That's a pretty horrible birthday. Can I see if I can make you feel better? You're gone. I reckon I was about 23 and my best friend at the time,

who shares the same birthday as me, was turning 21. So we were meant to have a joint birthday party that night. And it was strange because obviously all her friends and all my friends were all meeting together and we're going to have this real nice dinner. And my best friend didn't turn up to our joint birthday party because she

was having it off with my ex. How is that funny? I thought you were going to say she died or something. No. It's funny because I thought you were going to say she had a secret birthday party behind your back. No.

And invited all of your friends to it. I would much rather that. What was your ex? Oh, I guess she's your best friend, yeah. It's my best friend. That means friendship over. And it was a secret. And it was on our birthday.

And she didn't turn up to our birthday dinner. Let me just see if you achieved your goal. Ella, does that make you feel better about your five dead guinea pigs? No. They're still dead. Stuff, you all want to share my story. Hashtag worst birthday ever, babes. That was the worst.

I'm not even joking when I say I spent my whole birthday bawling. So did you find out at the party? I found out at the party because she never turned up. Oh, yeah. That's a real kick in the lady bits. It was. We were brainstorming this topic today and producer Jared of the Fletchford and Hayley show

just said, hey guys, just so you know, my girlfriend dumped me on my birthday. Over text. Over text. On my birthday. That's one of the worst ways. Oh, that's a bad birthday.

Oh, that sucks. Hashtag worst birthday ever. Worst birthday ever. I've never had a bad birthday. Haven't you? Good for you, Clint. I've had a couple. I think I'm prone to them. One birthday my brother accidentally hit himself in the head with an axe. Like the back of the axe not the front of the axe.

And he split his head open. So instead of all of us going out for a nice tea I took and sat with my brother in the emergency room for seven hours. Yeah, right. That was a fun birthday. That was a good time. When I was year four or something, I went to the hospital because I had a UTI on my birthday. Oh, that's not a fun time. See, hashtag worst birthday ever, babes.

I'm good at it. Oh, 800 dials at him. Can you do worse than Brie and Ella's shocking birthdays? Yeah. That's bad. Why did you have such a bad birthday? Yeah. Like what went down on the birthday where you're like,

oh, worst birthday ever? Ella's so young that two bad birthdays, 10% of your birthdays have sucked. Yeah. How old are you turning this year? Seven or eight? Oh, shut up. Five.

Brie and Clint. We were just talking about worst birthdays ever. Yeah, very depressing topic. Very depressing topic. And I feel like this text message could be in the lead. So someone texted through and they said, I feel like I can win this. My granddad died on my 19th birthday

and my family thought it was still necessary to celebrate my birthday, which I think they didn't read the room. They bought a cake and some candies and sang happy birthday to me in the room with my dead granddad. There's such a bad room read. There's a definition of bad room read. It's a bad room. Why? It's a bad room. Why Like, that is the definition of bad room read. It's a bad room. Why? It's a bad room.

Why are you doing that? Yeah, we can do my birthday in a week. Do it later. Do it later. I'll understand. Imagine the sort of person

who would throw a tantrum and be like, um, why is my party not happening? And why do we have to be here? I want to be at home. Granddad smells. He's all dead and shit.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday to be at home. Granddad smells. He's all dead and shit. Aye. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Free and Clint's birthday banger. Cheers to JB Hi-Fi. Shop how you want. In-store or online. With payment options to suit all. Maybe just give it a miss that year.

Bless. Your family were trying to do the right thing. Yeah, I know. But it was not the right thing. Hey, banger. We find out the number one song on your 16th birthday. And if you win, if you have the best one, right now you'll score a $100 JB Hi-Fi voucher.

That is correct. Let's see who is competing this afternoon. Hannah, you're up first. G'day, mate. Hi. Have you had a bad birthday before, Hannah? My dad reckons no, but I could say it was less than perfect some years. Yeah, okay.

Okay, good. Sounds like a bit of history there to go through. I like it. Let's do your birthday banger. Tell us what your date of birth is, Hannah. So I've actually been listening to it. I might already know what it is because I've told my whole family, but it's 21st of August, 2001.

Okay. Right, Hannah, that means you were 16 in 2017. And let's see if what you think it is matches with this. Wait, what do you think it is? Is it Despacito? Despacito. Well done. How did you know that?

Because me and my dad have been listening, so we searched our pals. Oh, wow. You got it off other people's ones. Yeah. Yeah, well, it is. Congratulations. Now you know.

Do you like this for your birthday banger? Yeah. Dad reckons. I like it. I think it's a good one. Dad's opinion factors a lot into Hannah's, doesn't it? Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Let's go to Rochelle. Kia ora, Rochelle. Hi, Rochelle. Hey, guys. How are you, mate? I'm good. How are you? Yeah, good. Thank you, Rochelle. Hi, Rochelle. Hey, guys. How are you, mate? I'm good. How are you?

Yeah, good. Thank you, Rochelle. Hey, let's do your birthday, Banga. What's your birthday? The 14th of November, 1993. So it's coming up, Rochelle. Yeah. Well, happy birthday for a couple of weeks.

You were 16 in 2009, and here's your birthday, Banga. Tell me, girl. What you say? Oh, that you only meant well. and here's your birthday backup. Definitely the best Jason Derulo song. It is a good one. Yeah. Or is it Riding Solo?

I mean, what about Swa-la-la-la? What about Swa-la-la-la? I mean, pretty vocally and lyrically, pretty top notch. Do you like that, Rochelle? Oh, no, it's a good song. Bring you back memories. Yeah, it's a good one. From Jason Derulo.

One more for Ricky. G'day, Ricky. G'day, pretty Ricky. Hey, how's it going? Good, mate. How are you? Oh, you're not too bad. Just enjoying a nice hot beer on a sunny afternoon in Crossridge.

Nice. Oh, how good, Ricky. Well, let's top it off. What's your birthday, mate? 8th of May, 1989. All right. That means you were 16 in 2005. And let me take you back because this would have been number one.

Mario, let me love you. Let me be the one to give you. Mario, let me love you. You won't need me. Is this a bit of you, Ricky, on a sunny Christchurch afternoon? I don't reckon it is. Yeah, I reckon the first song was probably the better one. Yeah, okay, right. Oh, you're into some despacito, Ricky. You and I share a birthday banger, can I say? And I am into it.

Yeah, I like it for you. Oh, but not for pretty Ricky. I don't see Ricky heading to work tomorrow and putting that on for the boys. You should not be. Yeah, probably not. Fellas, get around this. I can see you going out in the rain in Christchurch and doing like a sexy R&B dance to that song. That's Ricky's vibe.

I vote Jason Derulo. What do you say? Oh, controversial. I'm voting Despacito. We're going split. We're going to go to the former birthday girl herself, Ella, for the split decision. Ella, out of those three songs,

what is the winner of Birthday Banger today? The winner is Jason Derulo. What'd you say? Yeah. What'd you say? Huh? Good one. You gotta sing it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. No. Jason Derulo. Yeah, go. Hey, Rochelle, congrats. $100 JB High Five voucher coming your way.

Amazing. Thanks, guys. No worries. Happy birthday, babe. See ya. I was so wrong for so long. Only trying to please myself. Girl, I was caught up in her lust.

When I don't really want no one else. Oh, no. I know I should have treated you better. But me and you were meant to last forever. Bree and Clint. Sit forever Brie and Clint Did she say ZM Brie and Clint Beluga Heights

Shades and Torello are what you say What does it say at the end? Beluga Heights Oh, is that where he grew up or something? I think it's the producer of the song Oh Taking out Justin Bieber's Despacito And Mario's Let Me Love You.

Mine would be. Palsies. Yeah. What? It's where I grew up. Oh, I thought that was your producer. What would yours be? Claudia Sykes.

Oh, we're doing producers. Oh, you want to do where we grew up? Yeah. Rotorua. Does Rotorua. Does Rotorua have suburbs? Yep. What suburb did you grow up in?

Fairy Springs. Yeah. See, it works. It works. Okay, I'll do my Brisbane one. Mount Gravatt. Claudia, do your rap sign off. St. Heliers. Oh, la-di- off. St. Heliers.

Oh, la-di-da. Okay, wow. Rap you weirdo. Claudia's putting out a classical music album. Ella, do your sign off. Yeah, my turn. Okay. Ella, Northcote.

Word. Stop trying to make Northcote sound gangster. You're honestly so close to where Lorde grew up, it's not funny. She was in Devonport, thank you very much, which is a really long way away. I've got some aviation news for you, some signature Bree and Clint aviation news, but I can't find my button, so... Hold on, wait.

That sounded like a whirlpool. That's good. This here tells you what your preferred plane seat tells you about you as a person. Oh, I love these quizzes. So before I give you the information, you need to tell us what your preferred plane seat is. Brie Thomas-El. I, as a very anxious flyer, I've got a massive fear of flying. I like to be in the window seat.

Window seat? Because I can see outside. Okay, you think that's good for your anxiety? Yeah, some people it's the opposite and they don't like to be able to see, but I like to be able to see. I'm a window seat as well. Yeah. I'm a window seat guy.

And you can lean up against the side and it's just, yeah, you've got your own bit of space. So according to a behavioural psychologist, this is what your preferred plane seat says about you. We'll start with the aisle seat. Okay. Aisle passengers are often more sociable and definitely more flexible people. They are also more likely to be restless flyers and less capable of sleeping while on a plane. To be honest, I think they just need to go to the toilet a lot.

Yes. That's a big reason as to why they're in IELTS. That's the restless part. Yeah. So you agree with that? That sums up IELTS people to you? Yeah. Okay, good.

Let's go to middle seat people. People who opt for the middle seat may be more extroverted or just be more accepting and considerate than their peers. If a middle seat selector is travelling alone, expect them to be a chatty Cathy. Well, that makes sense. Why else would you put yourself in the middle of two people? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're going to corral that conversation and you're like, one of these people will talk to me. One of them will talk to me, yeah. Yeah. And you're going to corral that conversation and you're like, one of these people will talk to me. Yeah.

One of them will talk to me, surely. I feel like it's good plane etiquette that if you are flying by yourself and you get sat next to someone, it's polite to have a little bit of conversation at the start of a flight and then to not talk. You're correct. You know? Correct.

You don't want to talk someone's ear off the whole flight. I don't mind a bit of conversation here and there. Yeah. That's my policy too. Some people are like, nah, you've got to meet new people. No, I don't. No, I want to sleep. Yeah.

Also, if I don't enjoy the conversation, I'm stuck. For hours. So don't risk it. Don't risk getting stuck in the verbal handcuffs of a... Okay, and finally, window seat people, you and me. Window seat passengers, they prefer the seat because they like to be in control. Ooh.

They tend to take a every man for themselves attitude. Ooh. In their life. And they're often more easily irritable. Ooh. Really? They also like to nest and prefer to exist in their own bubble. Champions of the window seat tend to be more selfish

as well as less anxious seasoned flyers who are more confident at disturbing other people. I feel like the window seat has been roasted. The other ones were like, the middle seat's like, you're very accepting and, like, you know, welcoming of people. And then the aisle seat's like, you're a little bit restless, but you're very good at flying and you like to talk to a few people. And then the window seat's like, you're a piece of crap.

And that's why I'm glad I said at the start of this break I was an aisle seat person. Yeah, me too. Yeah, me too. I love to ride that aisle. Bree and Clint. I've got here a list of the baby names they're saying are going to be extinct by next year. And by that, they mean no one is calling their baby these names.

So they've gone out of fashion, but I'm sure they'll come back into fashion at some point. The definition for this article of no one is interesting. Less than three people a year. What, in the world? In New Zealand. Oh, this is just in New Zealand. Yeah, I think this needs to be specific because New Zealanders name their kids very different things to Americans.

Americans, every kid's called Axel. Bradley. Bradley, yeah, yeah, yeah. Tyson. Oh, a lot of Tysons here. Yeah. But I don't reckon there's that many baby Bradleys.

That's a really good point. Bradley. So less than three babies a year have been given these names since 2020. Okay, right. Gotcha. And there's some in there

that I didn't expect. But then some of you go, oh, yeah, that doesn't sound like a baby name to me. I apologise profusely if your baby's name is on this list. And you've just called your baby this. And you've just called it. And you've just called your baby it. Well, if you have, you're swimming upstream and you're unique. Well, you're keeping this name alive is what you're doing.

Yeah. So here we go. Here are the names. Greg. Greg? Little baby Greg. Yeah, I get that. Greg.

It's been a while since Dharma and Greg was on the air. Yeah. Yeah. Carolyn. Carolyn. Caro. I quite like Caro for a girl. Yeah, I like Carolyn.

Quite cute. Caroline. Caroline. Carolyn. Carolyn. for a girl. Yeah, I like Carolyn. Quite cute. Caroline. Caroline. Carolyn. Debra. Yeah, Debbie. I know some good Debras.

Little baby Debra. I don't know any babies called Debra. Debra. Like rolls off the tongue quite like velvet. Debra. Debra. Debra. Debra. Debra.

Debra. Elijah. Really? Like Elijah Wood from Lord of the Rings. That's quite a modern name. It's a very traditional name. But like has been bought back into modern circulation. Yeah, but no one's using it.

So maybe that's one you can pounce on and know that your baby will be unique. Yeah. Gladys. Yeah. See that name. Surely there hasn't been any babies named Gladys recently. I can't picture a lot of people naming their babies Gladys? Yeah. See that name? Surely there hasn't been any babies named Gladys recently. I can't picture a lot of people naming their babies Gladys. And you may have had a nan or a great aunt that you loved called Gladys

and you wanted to bespoke that name on your kid. Middle name. That's a middle name, eh? Yeah, so it's like my nan. I'd love to name, you know, if I had a baby girl after my nan. What was your nan's name? Edna. You know witches? My nan a baby girl after my nan. What was your nan's name? Edna.

You know witches? My nan's name was Leitris. Leitris? Yeah. I've never heard of that name in my whole life. Exactly right. That's why my daughters didn't get it. Leitris. Let's go through some of these quickly.

Billy. I don't believe that. I think that's wrong. I love that name. I think there's lots of Billys. It's a great name. Chandler. Chandler. Or as you say in great name. Chandler. Chandler.

Or as you say in New Zealand, Chandler. Chandler. Greg. We've done Greg. Neville. Yeah, no Neville babies. Walter. Oh, I've got a mate called Walter and he named his son Walter.

Did you hear what you just said? What? No Neville babies and it sounded like no devil babies. No Neville babies. Neville no names. This will hurt for you. Walter. Meryl.

Oh, gutted. Your dog's name? I just named my Walter Meryl Oh Got it Your dog's name Just named my dog Meryl Yep Zachary Nah that's wrong There's baby Zachs out there That's wrong

Definitely Everly Everly Yeah It's quite a cute name I feel like that's cute I don't mind it And catchy

I feel like that's fine And then Brad and Brent Are on the last Brad and Brent are both on there Which I know a lot of Brads and a lot of Brints. I don't know anybody under the age of 20 with the name Brad or Brent. It's so, like, interesting.

Brad the baby. Imagine, yeah, meeting the baby and they're like, this is Brad the baby. He's a fullback. Yep. He's quite big for his age. He pinches 220. And his brother, that's Greg.

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