ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 1st November 2024

Episode Date: October 31, 2024

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Or wherever you get your podcasts The ZM Podcast Network ZM's Bree and Clint, new deals weekly with KFC Supercharged Savings And that's news, I'm Bryn Rudkin It's BAC on ZM in the AM It's Bree and Clint in the morning ZM Yeah, BAC in the AM. It's Brie and Clint in the morning. ZM.

Yeah, BAC in the AM. WTF? What? No, that's not an acronym. Um, G-I-A-T? I-D-G-A-F? What does G-I-A-T stand for? Bottom.

Does it? Yeah. No, it's slang for bottom, isn't it? Juicy. Like, damn girl, nice giat. Is that how you use it? I think this is not how we should start the show. No, I think we should be ourselves. Okay.

Because there are enough other people. Because everyone else is taken. Because... Also, it's too hard to pretend. You know, if we pretend that we're not this, we'd have to keep that facade up forever. It is tiring pretending to be classier, but it is classier in the mornings. And can I say Bryn Rudkin.

Oh, what a voice. What a voice. What a man. What a classy, talented individual. So lucky to have him on news this morning with us because it brings up our average. Big rumours going around that he's cloned his voice with AI. And I say, why wouldn't you?

With a voice like that. Where'd he meet her? We need more of it. Where'd he meet AI? Yeah. Computer bar Yeah at a Noel Eming's Mmm

Hot It sucks for you guys If you're not enjoying this chat Because we are the new Permanent replacement here On the ZM Breakfast Show That's big news That we just wanted to slip in

This is a soft launch Yeah Just a bit of a soft launch Yeah Just wanted to see how people F is a soft launch. Yeah, just a bit of a soft launch. Yeah. Just wanted to see how people... Fletch one and who? Yeah. That's what the H stands for.

Who? And I think it is about time we get to a song. Look at that. Jeez. Look at that. Someone's got professional now that she's officially a breakfast radio host. You have to grow up sometime.

Yeah. Get that in the Herald, guys. That's a Breaking Bree and Clint exclusive. Big breakfast replacement. Huge. Massive announcement. Someone... I bet you don't know how they've gone to the breeze.

Someone has said GIAT is an acronym. Is it? And they've just put in what it stands for. Is it radio broadcastable? No. G.I.A.T. Get out of here. Get out of here into a song, guys.

It's the morning after the spookiest night of the year, so we're going to talk about Halloween next, and particularly whether it's ethical to dress your pet up for Halloween or not. Are you asking for a friend? Yeah, definitely. Bree and Clint. Time for a round of tradie versus lady. It's tradie versus lady.

Three, two, one, let's go. All right, let's put the tradies and the ladies against each other this morning. The tradies on 90 wins for the year. They're chasing down the ladies who are on 95. Our lady is calling from Wellington. She is 23 and she cut half her ear off while filming a TikTok video. Now that is commitment. Welcome to the show, Maddie.

Hi, Maddie. Hello. Are you serious? How did you do that? Yes, definitely serious. Was it the cut half your ear off challenge? No, no. I can't even remember what the trend was called,

but I was over my friend's shoulder and he fell backwards, dropping me on the opening of a sliding door. Oh! Oh, Maddie! Did they put it back on? No. So apparently you see in the movies,

you put it straight on ice. Yeah. You have see in the movies you put it straight on ice and that's false. You have to wrap it in something thick and then on ice. So essentially we gave it frostbite. Oh, you gave it nerve damage.

Oh no. I need to know Maddie, did you post the TikTok video? Yes, and it got removed for dangerous acts. Oh no. Wasn't even worth it. No, it wasn't.

I want to know the part of the ear that you lost. Did it have like a piercing or an earring in it? It did. And the photo, the piercing's still in it. It was the top of my ear, so the cartilage. Oh, my God. This is a lot to handle at breakfast time.

You're kidding me, Maddie. Okay. You poor thing. I'll send it through on the ZM Instagram. Yeah, do that. Yes, please. Okay. Thank you, Brink.

That's wild. You're taking on our traineesies there from Christchurch. They are 28, and they're a trading first lady repeat offender. Welcome to the show, Kirk. Hello, Kirk. Hey, Owen. I love that fact. What is your track record?

I got the win, but just. You're coming off a win. Coming off a win. Yeah, you've got momentum. I'm going to back up Maddie's back there, to be fair, on a Friday morning. Kirk, have you heard what Maddie's been through? Let her win.

To be fair, Kirk, you've got two working ears, so I expect big things from you in this competition. Good advantage. Yeah. Okay, here's how it works. Bree's got your questions. The first person to give us three correct answers will win $50 cash this morning. Good luck. Here we go.

Question number one. What is the collective noun for a group of dolphins? Tradie. Yes, Kirk. A pod. A pod. Correct. It is a pod.

Also would have accepted a team or a school. Sorry, Kirk. I know you've played before. Maddie, you know you've got to buzz with lady, eh? I forgot to say that. Yeah, I just had no idea what that was. Oh, my bad I know you've played before. Maddie, you know you've got to buzz with lady, eh? I forgot to say that. Yeah, I just had no idea what that was. Oh, my bad. So your buzzer is lady.

You call out lady if you want to answer the question. Oh, no, I'm meaning the question. Oh, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right. Oh, Maddie's so honest. Bless you. Okay, you're back in here, Maddie. Question number two. If someone mentions they're off to visit the Big Easy,

which US city are they talking about? Is it LA, Dallas or New Orleans? Maddie. Yes, Maddie. I'll try it, lady. Yeah, we'll take it. That's okay. New Orleans.

That's right. It is. Well done, Maddie. You're back in the game. It is one all. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Aussie boys.

Lady. Yes, Maddie. Maddie. Oh, shit. No, I got nothing. You want a free guess, Kirk? Five seconds or so. Yeah, well done.

Oh, he's calling the full name and everything. Hasn't left anything unturned. Nice work, Kirk. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. You need this one, Maddie, to stay in the game. Question number four. Why do flamingos stand on one leg? Is it to stay cool, to sleep or to signal danger? Yes, Kirk.

To sleep. No, Maddie. Maddie, you can get back in the game with a good guess here. Your two options are to stay cool or to signal danger. Is it to stay cool? It is to stay cool. We're all tied up. It's another close one for you, Kirk.

Here we go. Question number five. What do you call a baby kangaroo? Lady. Whoa. Too hard to separate. Sorry, no. Have to go next question.

Very hard to separate. The answer was Joey. We'll move on to the next one. Okay, next question. What was the name of the dog in The Wizard of Oz? Lady. Maddie for the win. Toto.

Toto is correct. She's got it. She's a lady. What a game. She's a lady. She might be missing half an ear, but she is a whole Tradiverse Lady champion. Well done, Maddie.

Maddie. Yeah, well done, Maddie. Yeah, good game, Kirk. Unlucky there. Good game. Only up from here, Maddie. Make sure you send us that ear picture, please, Maddie. We're dying to see it now.

Yes, I will. I'll send it through right now. Get it to the Bree and Clint Instagram. We'll see it straight away. We might even repost it. Bree and Clint. It is the morning after straight away. We might even repost it. Bree and Clint. It is the morning after the spookiest night of the year. Everybody survived? Nobody

was murdered last night? No, we're all good in my house. Isn't it weird, eh? You usually protect kids from all that horrible stuff, except for one night of the year where we've got dismembered body parts, and they're like, don't go in there. There's a crazy knife wielding man that lives in that house

and the kid's like, goody. Hooray! Let's go collect lollies from random houses. I'm really into Halloween. I think it's a lot of fun. There were some millionaires who, do you know the Zuru? Don't say there was millionaires giving out $100

notes or something. Better. Millionaires, billionaires actually, one of the Zuru people, they've got a mansion in Auckland's Hearn Bay, which is where Lord lives, and they are demolishing this mansion to build another mansion on the site. Right. And so they turned the whole house that they were about to destroy into a haunted house yesterday. That's fun.

And Zuru is a toy company. So instead of lollies, the kids that came to the haunted house got given free toys. Can you imagine? How good. That's awesome. All the rich bloody kids of Hearn Bay.

Haven't they got enough? Just getting toy SUV cars. Oh. Super soakers. I heard as well that Lorde was giving out vinyls to the kids. Oh yeah. Yeah. Lorde winners herself from 2016

for Halloween. Just the dark makeup and the... Or a big green light. Yeah. We were having a conversation yesterday, namely Claudia and myself who are guilty of this, about whether it is ethical to dress your pet up for Halloween. And by ethical, I mean, is it fair on the pet?

Because we've both done it. That's why we've both done it. What a fun combo. No, I know. I know. I know. And I think because have you seen Claudia's Chapel Roan dog? It's very good.

Claudia dressed her dog up as Chapel Roan and it is excellent. It looks great. He was a bit mad about it though. Lots of dress. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because he wanted to be Charlie XCX. Exactly right. And he wanted a Brad Summer.

Yeah, he was a Brad girl. I dressed my cat up as Dracula. Yes. And my cat is pissed off at the best of trailers. And she, man, she did not. up as Dracula. Yes. And my cat is pissed off at the best of trailers. And she, man, she did not. Every time I've seen you dress your cats up, they never look impressed.

No, but they're that kind of breed. That's just their face, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're grumpy cats. Grumpy looking cats. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll go with that.

I would say, not that I particularly care about this, but I would say more ethical to dress a dog up than a cat. Because dog will be a bit like,

where are we going? And cat will be like, get this shit off me. I have a cat and a dog. And last year I dressed up both of them. In matching outfits, I'll say. I had COVID over Halloween time, so I had a lot of time to sew. Of course you did.

I made them little vampire capes. The cat was fine with it. Oh, my God. He had a great time, whereas the dog was biting it, trying to get it off. Didn't hate it, but he was like, what's touching me? I've just had the greatest idea ever. You've got a cat and a dog. Dress them up as cat dogs.

I was going to say the exact same thing. Tie them together. Tie them together. See, now that, I think, would be unethical. I'll do to say the exact same thing. Tie them together. See now that I think would be unethical. I'll do that this afternoon then shall I? Fantastic costume. Only if they can't agree what direction to walk. You'll have to put a bit of PVC

pipe and put both their back legs into it so they'll have to walk around. I'll have to get a tapered pipe. Have you guys ever done that thing where you tie a tea towel around your cat's waist? No. Do it. What? Do it this weekend. It paralyzes their back legs.

What? Like, not in a mean way, but they lose all use of their back legs. And the back half, don't tie the tea towel tight. Oh. You tie it lightly around its waist, and the back legs go floppy. And for a little bit, they'll drag their back legs along. How did you find out about legs along like the Lieutenant Dan in Forrest Gump.

That's awful. No wonder your cat's grumpy. It probably doesn't like you. I don't think the cat likes him. Does it make it better if I was doing the dressing up thing for a paid post? That's not ethical. It makes it way worse.

You're like, you will wear this so I can get this money. Put this costume on, hashtag ad. Far out. Brian Clint, his doja cat on ZM. Brian Clint. Let me tell you about this Polish guy who's had probably, I would say, his worst possible day at work. Okay.

So a funeral home in Poland. High stakes. Has issued an unusual apology after a corpse that it was transporting fell out of a hearse and into oncoming traffic. Eww. I said high stakes, but actually probably the lowest stakes working at a funeral home. What's the

worst that can happen? Someone dies? You know? Like, no one's going to, apart from you, you're not going to kill one of your clients. This person was already dead. This person was already dead. Apart from the obvious disrespectful, obviously. Sorry, all of that. Yeah.

Yeah, okay. Yeah. I always find those, those hearse, hearseks, hearse, hearses, hearseks. Hearseks? What's the plural of, what's the, is it a hearse? Where are you getting the K from? Is it a hearse? It's a hearse.

A hearse. Is it a hearse? Hearse is plural, I guess? Is it a hearse? It's a hearse. A hearse. Is it a hearse? Hearse's plural, I guess. Hearse's? One hearse, two hearses. So when you die, you are loaded into a hearse. You're talking about the long car with the coffin. The long car, yeah.

A hearse. A hearse. Not a hearse. I always thought it was a hearse. Did you? No, a hearse. Okay, a hearse. The bit that fascinates me about them,

apart from the part where it's just one guy Driving with a dead body in the back That bit always Always freaks me out But it's the incredibly smooth Rolly wheels in the back Because there's never You've never got someone who's trying to

Shove the coffin in there Yeah because there's a mechanism in the back That kind of rolls the coffin in And they're very smooth. Yeah. But I imagine that the smoothness of those wheels would also cause an incident like that. It'd be very smooth to come rolling back out. Kind of just slowly comes out the back of the car.

Well, not even slowly. Kind of like, you know, those where you put your stuff through the x-ray machine at the airport. Yeah. You know, the wheels that your stuff on the tray slides along? Incredibly rolly. Yeah, I mean, they're using WD-40 on those for sure. Those are some incredible, those are some ABIC-5 bearing. They are oiling them up.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so what do you do when a body comes out in traffic? Well, the funeral home had issued a statement where they took responsibility for the incident, but they did blame a technical failure of the hearse. So they said, this is what they said, it is with deep regret that we inform you that as a result of an unexpected technical failure of the electric tailgate lock

in the hearse during the transport of the body of the deceased. An unfortunate event occurred, which does not reflect the high standards of our company. Our deep empathy towards the family of the deceased and the respect we always show to the deceased. Absolutely. Yep. I mean, that's...

It's a poor tradesman that blames their tools though. You know? Take some responsibility. Imagine the person driving and be like, you closed the back gate, eh? You closed the back door? Yeah, it's like the oven situation. Yeah, you closed the boot? Of course I did. No, I thought you closed the boot.

I would have thought I would have had one of those BP things, you know? Like if your door's not closed properly Like, body, beep, beep, body Not secure, oh wee joke But, I feel so bad for that Person that was working Oh, I thought you meant the body Yes, absolutely

Like, as if that's what they wanted On their like, you know, Friday That's not what they wanted But again, and not to continue to make light of the situation, but it depends on the person, I think, the deceased person. Like, let's say. If they had a sense of humour, like, if it was you or me. I'd have a sense of humour about it.

I would find it funny and I would hope my family would find it funny as well. I know my family would find it funny. Yeah, like, oh, what a way to go. As long as, like, the body. She's making a run for it. She's trying. She's getting away. She always did like to test those yellow lights.

She always went... Need for Speed, it's her favourite movie. Oh, if you don't laugh, you'll cry, right? Tokyo Drift. Bree and Clint. Your new breakfast wake-up. This is the Bree and Clint show on ZM. Facebook Marketplace can be a wild and crazy place.

It really can. Wild, wild west. Because everybody's on there. You know, it's not like you have to have a membership. They don't do background checks. No, and things like Trade Me. Not that I'm a huge Trade Me fan either. I think their fees are extortionate, if I'm being honest.

A little bit extortionate. They're so over the top. But what are they doing really? At least you can be verified. You can have an address. You can have some kind of fallback in that situation. On Facebook Marketplace, it's like, I'll meet you in an alley and you don't get to know my name

and my profile picture is a car and you'll be taking your life in your hands. I'll pay cash and I'll leave it in your mailbox, but I'll tape it to the top of the mailbox so it doesn't get stolen. But it's a very cheap coffee table. So take your choices. Take your pick. Abby Chatfield is on Facebook Marketplace. Even the rich and famous can be found down here in the dirt with us looking for items.

And she's had a bit of a run in with somebody. I believe in this situation, Abby was the purchaser. And she was trying to purchase a side table coffee stand from somebody else. Okay, that's the dynamic. I get this. I'm assuming you are not polite enough to respond. May I suggest you spend your money on an etiquette course? You need that more than a plant holder.

Sorry, I've been busy with work at an event yesterday afternoon. I don't have vacations on. I can come today. Very strange response from you, though. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Someone told me I needed to spend money on an etiquette class over a $150 secondhand plant stand on Facebook Marketplace. I'd be like, we're on Facebook Marketplace right now.

There is no etiquette. Correct. The person who got angry though, it's relatable because a lot of people will take you halfway with a Facebook Marketplace sale. They'll get you on the hook. And then just leave you hanging. And they'll be like, I. They'll leave you hanging. They'll get you on the hook. And then just leave you hanging. And they'll be like, I'm so keen on this thing.

They'll get you on the hook. They'll lead you on, I'm so keen on this thing. And then you never hear from them again. I think the availability of the Is This Available button on Facebook Marketplace, way too easy. People are firing off, Is This Still Available, Is This Still Available, left, right and centre. Because it's too easy. Yeah. And there's no commitment to it.

You know, there's no. And you as the seller, you get excited. You're like, oh, someone wants to buy my used glasses top. I actually don't mind when people don't message me back. Really? Yeah, I just play the field. Right, you're just like chucking it out there. Yeah, it doesn't worry me.

Yeah, yeah. Like I will take on board as many as there's still available and just fire it back. Yes, that's all I have to fire back. Oh, you want the yes? No, I'll just say yes. Oh, they're sending it to you? Yeah. And you just go yes? Yeah. Right, okay. And then it's up to them. And then

what? This is a game of cat and mouse except no one's committing. Exactly. A bit like all my relationships in my 20s. I wrongly said before that you can't be banned from Facebook Marketplace. We got this text. Someone said, you can be banned from Facebook Marketplace because my mum got banned for being a nuisance in messaging.

Is this available so much that she got marked as spam? Yeah, but that's because she was sending it to really hot men. Are you still available? It's just, you know, that pops up on her Facebook and then... Joanne, I am still married. Still married, Joanne. I've told you this. Your mum got banned from Facebook Marketplace.

She's commenting on all the hot men. Is this still available? Is this still available? LinkedIn is a weird place. Well, I assume it's a weird place. I don't really use it. I have a LinkedIn. I don't remember making it, but I have a LinkedIn.

I'm going to go to your LinkedIn right now. No, don't go to my LinkedIn. Yeah, I want to see what's on your LinkedIn. LinkedIn, I don't get because it's social media, but it's for work. So there's no joy in it. It's the nerdiest social media of the social medias. There's a British millionaire who's copping some heat for posting his engagement announcement on his LinkedIn.

His name's James Watt. He owns Brewdog, which is a range of brew pubs or whatever. Anyway, he's engaged to a reality TV person called Georgia Toffolo, and they've posted the classic engagement photo where it's a selfie of them and she's flashing her ring which everybody does Yeah

But he's posted it to LinkedIn instead of Facebook or his Instagram Weird place to announce it And he's written I did a very cool deal at the end of last week It's a very long term

contractual agreement which looks poised for future growth both business and personal Lots of mutual investment into this one. Oh, yuck. It's so yuck.

People really hate it as well. The feedback that this LinkedIn post has got has been almost universally bad. I get what he was trying to go for. Me too. But I feel like he's missed the mark. I don't hate him for it, but I still don't understand people who post on LinkedIn. Like, it's not for sharing personal things like this.

That's why it's weird. But if humble bragging is cringe on social media, then LinkedIn has to be the most cringe social media because it's all bragging. But like, was that a business decision? Yeah. If it wasn't, like if it was, then I guess it makes sense that you're posting it on LinkedIn.

But if it's not, then why are you posting it there? People get angry at social media because it's a highlights reel. But LinkedIn, you only post your successes. I did this big deal. I got this. I got this. See, I like to keep my LinkedIn really relatable. And so I post my failures and mistakes as well,

just so it paints a full picture. But let's have a look at Clint Roberts' LinkedIn because I found it here. Here it is. Clint Roberts, radio personality, ZM Network at NZME. About. This is what the about section says. Experienced radio personality with a large profile,

currently hosting a top-rating afternoon drive show, ZM's Brian Clint, a demonstrated history of commercial and personal content creation. Skill. There's more. There's more. No, there's more. Skilled in radio and television presenting as well as a radio programming

and station management. Student of the New Zealand Broadcasting School. Oh, my God. Is it finished? My favourite part is experience radio personality with a large profile. Hey, Google, how do you delete a LinkedIn profile? Bree and Clint. Yesterday was Halloween.

Yesterday was the trick-or-treating day. That's the night where you've got to have your lollies ready when the people come around. No time for anyone who goes trick-or-treating tonight. It's not like Guy Fawkes where you can drag it out a few days, is it? Can I just say it should be what Guy Fawkes is like? Oh, Guy Fawkes should be one night. Oh, it'll rile me up.

Oh, yeah, dog owner alert. Dog owner over here. People were letting go fireworks last night in our neighbourhood. Stop it. Can you just keep it to one night because dogs? That's the next one. Yeah. Guy Fawkes's the next one. Yeah. Guy Fawkes is the next one.

I know I sound like an old cranky woman. I kind of agree. I just am trying to look out for my dogs who get very stressed. If we can't ban private fireworks, can we please all let them off on the same night? That's all I ask. Just one night. Let them all go.

We'll deal with calming our dogs down, but just don't drag it on. But unless your street has an agreement where you go, we're going to do Halloween on the Friday or whatever, it'd be weird if a trick-or-treater showed up tonight, wouldn't it? Well, to be honest. Especially because we've eaten all the lollies now. Well, to be honest, we went, this is so sad. Our street, there was quite a lot of houses that had decorations up.

It was really quite cute. And there is a lot of kids that live on our street. And so we were like, oh, no, we need to go get lollies and chocolates. So we went out just to do that, just to get lollies and chocolate. And we had a little bowl ready and we were like, okay, we're set. We're ready for the trick-or-treaters. We had one set of trick-or-treaters come. And then no one else came to visit us.

That's actually what I wanted to talk about because... We were so sad. We waited for ages. Isn't it? It's like, you know that sad feeling you get for a kid that you think's missed out on something? I get that same feeling when I see adults post on their Instagram story a full bowl of lollies and they're like, nobody came.

I felt like I had a party and no one turned up. Because you're ready. You're ready to get involved. Yeah. We wanted people to come. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I said to my partner, I was like, you know where we've gone wrong, is we didn't put up any decorations.

And that's like a beacon for the trick-or-treaters to be like, this house is participating. I used to think that trick-or-treaters would go door to door like Mormons. But they don't. But they don't. They're very selective, unlike Mormons. So I believe that it's unofficially become that you need to have

that horrible-looking fake spiderweb on your front fence for kids to come and trick-or-treat. It's an easy one. I don't even know if you had a fake tombstone thing outside your gate, if it would be enough. You've got to really cake your place in that Spider-Man jazz and just, you know.

And you're good to go. Yeah. That stuff is horrific, though. It's made of plastic. Is it? Yeah. It's just, I don't know for sure, but I'm pretty sure it's just like shredded Coke bottles.

I also made the mistake because I went- And it goes in the wheelie bin. I went and got that caution tape and cautioned off our area, but it just looked like something really bad had happened in the house. That too. Yeah. That too. You never want your kid to wander into a crime scene. It looked like a crime scene, yeah.

You want to instill that in your kid and be like, you see, this means do not go here, except for this one night a year. That's when you should. Back off. Trespassers will be shot on sight. Yeah, yeah. Come on in, kids. Like that sign, I don't think,

helped in welcoming the children in. Excuse me, by the way, I said the next thing is Guy Fawkes. It's not. It's Diwali, okay? Oh, yes. That is started yesterday. I've just Googledkes. It's not. It's Diwali. Okay? Yes. That is started yesterday. I've just Googled it.

It started yesterday and it goes through until Saturday as well, which is the Hindu Festival of Lights. It's such a beautiful festival. Such an awesome holiday. Yes. I know they do a lot of good things in Auckland City for Diwali. Yeah. Good food too.

Amazing food. Okay. If you still have leftover candy from trick-or-treating, if no one came. It's free game. That's yours now. Yeah. Yeah. And zero calories from leftover trick-or-treating chocolate.

Yeah, exactly. It's crazy how it works like that. It's like Easter chocolate. It doesn't count. It doesn't count at all. It just doesn't count. Bree and Clint. Okay.

Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. Brie and Clint. Thank you. The iconic One Second Song Challenge comes to the mornings where we have $50 cash up for grabs if you can guess songs fast enough. Jeremy is going to join Team Brie this morning. Morning, Jeremy. Morning, Jez. Morning. You and Brie will be taking on

myself and Vanessa. Kia ora, Vanessa. Hi, Vanessa. Kia ora. Happy Friday. Oh, no, you're on the bloody car phone. I can hear it, aren't you? No, I'm just taking it off now. Okay, I was going to say, not that I mind. Jeremy. It's going to inhibit your ability to play this game.

Their weakness. Yep. Oh, she's gone. Oh, she your ability to play this game. Jeremy, their weakness. Yep. Oh, she's gone. Oh, she hung up on us by accident. Oh, no. Oh, so now I win? Jeremy, you win. No, no, no, we'll get her back. She's tried to bloody disconnect the Bluetooth

and then she's gone all the way out the back end. This year she's calling back, producers. She's back. Vanessa, are you with us? I'm here. Epic back, producers. She's back. Vanessa, are you with us? I'm here. Epic fail, bro. Just called over. Epic fail.

You hit the wrong button, Vanessa. I did, sorry. I do it all the time. Don't be sorry. Let's get cracking. Claudia, you're in charge. What's the deal? Hello.

So the way this game works, it's called the One Second Song Challenge. We are starting a song from the beginning. You need to buzz in if you think you know the artist and the name of the song. And as you said, we're working in teams. So Bree and Clint, you guys will do the first round and then Jeremy and Vanessa, you will do the second one. Bree and Clint, this one is for you.

That is rock DJ Robbie Williams. Well done. I don't wanna rock rock DJ. That's your wheelhouse, my friend. Excuse me. I was eating from your bowl. Excuse me, what part of Robbie Williams is my wheelhouse?

I mean, I feel like that is in your repertoire. I'm more of a street R&B guy. You wish. I don't want to rock, rock, DJ. Vanessa and GZA, you guys ready to give it a go? Yes, absolutely. Come on, guys. Good luck.

Here is your song. Oh, no, I thought it was Vanessa saying Vanessa, but she was whining. I don't know. Come on, guys. Anyone want to guess? Mary Had a Little Lamb. Guys, that's Harry Styles.

I'm not Harry Styles. As it was. As it was. As it was. As it was. That's all right, guys. That's all right, guys. That's all right, guys. It was a hard one.

It was a hard one. Okay, Brie and Clint, back to you. Clint. Clint. That's Havana Unana by Camila Cabello. Correct. Oh, na, na, na, na, Havana Unana. Havana Unana.

All right, Jeremy, Vanessa, it's back to you guys. You're going to be all over this one. I just know it. Yeah, I think you've got this one. Okay. Best of luck, guys. Hot on those buzzers. Jeremy.

Yes, Jeremy. Justin Timberlake, sexy bitch. Yeah! Jeremy! Don't even get me started on his front. Might be enough to clinch the game. Should we do the last one for fun? Yeah, let's do the last one.

Okay, everybody can buzz in on this one. Free. Clint was so close to buzzing in. Free. That's Niall Horan Slow hands You got it girl Jeremy and Vanessa

Who's the person With the person in the background Screaming out the answers Is that you Jeremy? Yes Jeremy Well if it is Tell them they did a very good job

because I think they got most of them right. We've got $50 cash coming your way. Congratulations, Jeremy. Well done, Jeremy. Oh, Vanessa, such a good energy this morning. Thanks for playing. Wait there, Ness. We'll give you a prize as well, okay?

Thank you. Okay, sweet as. ZM's Bree and Clint. What in the morning? Good morning, everybody. It's Bree and Clint Clint Oh, I've gotten quite the surprise this morning We've just revealed to Brie our Halloween costumes Obviously I was away sick yesterday And they've just all walked in

With my outfit from the Women's Day shoot circa 2018 And it's a, just for people listening outfit from the Women's Day shoot circa 2018. And it's a, just for people listening, it's a red turtleneck jumper and a pair of three quarter white pedal pusher pumps. And bare feet. And bare feet because I had bare feet in the photo shoot. And let me just say, you all pull it off very well. We were worried we weren't going to do this because you were away for Halloween, but we stuck with the plan.

Well done, guys. Well done. No, I'll give you a clap. It's very good. It's very good. Go to our Instagram if you want to see and have a look. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint just filling in, obviously.

Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday-oke. But bringing with us our Friday-oke segment, where every Friday in the afternoons we take on a cover. It's a big challenge for us because we can't sing, but we give it our all, don't we, Bree? We do. It's the passion and determination that people enjoy. Yeah, yeah, that's what they keep coming back for.

In our singing, you know, that's why. And the pure hilarity of it as well. Just please understand if you've never heard this before, we understand that we're not the best singers. We know that. Okay, that's not the point. This is meant to make singing seem achievable. Yeah, like it could be for everyone.

It could be. To celebrate the Venga Boys announcing a New Zealand tour this January, we're going to do the Venga Boys. Do you remember when this was the theme song for the Venute tour? That's right. Yeah.

It was the perfect song for it. So you're about to hear our best attempt at the Venga Boys. I think you chose the song. I chose it. You chose the song? Yes. Okay, rules dictate that Bree goes first.

You'll hear Bree's Venga Boys, and then you'll hear my Venga Boys, and then we're looking for five callers to call up and vote and pick the winner. And someone who votes today is going to score a free double pass to go to the Venga Boys tour. There's a lot on the line. Here it comes. Free first. I don't know how

this is going to go. Did you go more for one of the cowboys? Gave it to her. Solid start. This is just instrumental break. This is just vibe. Everyone just vibing this bit Here we go, let's send it

I've got something to tell ya I've got news for you Gonna put some wheels in motion Get ready cause we're coming through Hey now, hey now, hear what I say now Happiness is just around the corner Hey now, hey now, hear what I say now We'll be there for you

The Venga bus is coming and everybody's jumping New York to San Francisco and it's a city disco I reckon it was pretty good. I did my best. I felt like it was definitely pitchy in areas, but... Oh, it's always going to be, though. I mean, that is my middle name. It's Brie Pitchy Thomasel. At first, I was a bit critical of it.

I was like, ugh. Not great. But then I remembered what mine was like. So, you know, people in glass houses, I'm going to keep my powder dry as far as critiques go. Let's kick it off. Let's get this bus on the road. Now, I gave my all, okay?

I need you to remember that. Okay. We like to party. We like to party. We like to party. bus on the road. Now, I gave them my all, okay? I need you to remember that. Okay. Someone's just texting a vote for me. You can't vote for me yet. I haven't even done it. Ouch, my heart. I've got something to tell you. I've got news for you.

Gonna put some wheels in motion. Get ready, cause we're coming through. Hey now, hey now, hear what I say now. Happiness is just around the corner. Hey now, hey now, hear what I say now. We'll be there for you. The finger bus is coming and everybody's jumping. No flintering but cargo and intercity disco.

The wheels of steel are turning and traffic lights are burning. So if you'd like to party, get on and move your body. Oh, my God. What did you think of my attempted harmonies? Oh. I felt like my ears have been assaulted. Someone said this sounds like my two sleep paralysis demons. That's such a good text. That's such a good text.

That is such a good text. Look, you can text in all you want, but if you're really brave, you should call 0800DIALS at him and tell us who the winner is because you could score a double pass to go and see the Venga Boys. Exactly. And we'd love to hear your say this morning. Bree and Clint. That was a lot more relaxing than what we just played.

Now we're going to play a replay of it, so we do apologise. This may be very, very grating on the eardrums. Grating? Grating? Grating. Grating? We need you to grade how grating this was on your eardrums. Yeah.

Friday Oki! We, because they're touring, they just announced a tour, we did some Venga Boys today. Bree's Venga Boys sounded like this. The Venga bus is coming and everybody's jumping. It might have sounded like this.

The Venga bus is coming and everybody's jumping. There's no shortage of feedback on this. There's a lot of feedback coming through. There's a lot of feedback coming through. Someone's saying that Clint's rendition should be replaced as the new waterboarding. Clint? Someone said,

Clint, you were in the octave that you go into when you stub both of your big toes at the same time. That's the octave he was going for. Yeah, that's what I was going for. Mission accomplished. We will give the tickets to our favourite bit of feedback this afternoon and we have five votes standing by. Gina's going to go first.

Hi, Gina. Hi, Gina. Happy Friday. Hello, how are you? Good, thank you, Gina. Sorry for doing that to you so early. I don't. I love the finger voice.

Oh, good. Okay, who are you voting for, Brie or Clint? I was a bit torn because I thought you were both great, to be fair. So it was a tough race, but sorry, Clint, you win. You're voting for Clint? I'm voting for Clint. All righty. You said, sorry, Clint, you win.

You're apologising for voting for me. I love that. Let's go to Becky on 0800. Hi, Becky. Hi, Becky. Hey, guys. How are you? We're good. Thank you, that. Let's go to Becky. I know $800 at M. Hi, Becky. Hi, Becky. Hey, guys. How are you? Good.

Thank you, mate. How's the eardrums? Yeah, normally Vinger Boys requires a lot more certain beverages to handle. Who do you think did a better Vinger Boys, me or Brie? I have to go with Brie. I'm sorry, Clint.

But I have to say, your I love to party bit at the beginning, you had real aqua vibes. Oh, thank you. Yeah, okay. I'll take the vote, Becky. Thank you. Wrong novelty band, but I'll take it at this stage. Paige is here.

Hi, Paige. Hi, Paige. Hello. It's one all. Who are you going to vote for? I believe that honesty is the best policy. Always. you both started out good and then I heard

Breeze and I thought it probably couldn't get any worse and then Clint went. And I did like the little twist you did but I think you just need a little bit better voice control, you know? It's a good reminder that no matter how bad things are, they can always get worse. Is this a pity vote headed my control, you know? It's a good reminder that no matter how bad things are, they can always get worse, eh, Paige?

Is this a pity vote headed my way, Paige? No, I do believe that, you know, Brie worked hard and she deserves the win today. Thank you, Paige. It's not pity, you earned it with that awful performance. Thank you, Paige. Thank you, Paige. 2-1 to Brie.

Crystal's on her 800 dials at M. Hi, Crystal. Hi, Crystal. Hi, how are you guys? Good, thank you. What are your thoughts this week? I related more to Brie because she sounds a lot like me when I'm singing.

So I'm definitely going for Brie. I felt with you, Clint, that it just wasn't 100% effort in there. Now you sound like you're screaming down that mic. Oh, that was all my effort. I think it was too much effort is what you were hearing. I think it was 200% effort. You just needed to go up your gut a little bit more.

Bring it back a little bit. Fair enough. And can I say, Crystal, congratulations on having the voice of an angel by the sounds. Last vote goes to Hayley. Hi, Hayley. Hi, Hayley. You've taken the time. It's a done deal, but who are you going to vote for this afternoon,

this morning, rather? Oh, look, well, I really appreciate your efforts, Clint. You absolutely nailed that accent at the start. I have to say Brie. Yeah, you did. Oh, Hayley, thank you, my love. That means Brie is the Friday Oki champion. She's taking it out with her Venga Boys.

The Venga bus is coming and everybody's jumping. And as the winner, you can choose who gets the V Oki champion. She's taking it out with her Venga Boys. The Venga bus is coming and everybody's jumping. And as the winner, you can choose who gets the Venga Boys tickets. Oh, no. Oh, no. What did people say again? Who said what? You've got five seconds or the tickets get shredded. I'm going to go with Paige.

Paige. Can't be in it. Congratulations. You've got a'm going to go with Paige. Paige. Keep me in it. Congratulations. You've got a double pass to go and see the Venga Boys this January. Thank you so much. You're welcome. You are welcome, Paige. What was I going to say?

I was going to say something. Oh, no. I feel like I won Friday Oki, but you won the hearts of so many this morning. And that's what I was after. You know, and that's the main thing. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger.

I can't take any of you seriously. And your red bloody turtlenecks and white pedal pushers. We're dressed as Bree from Woman's Day. For Halloween. And damn, is it scary. It's terrifying. Go to our Instagram, at Bree and Clint,

if you want to have a look. This is Birthday Banger, where we tell you the number one song on your 16th birthday. We do it every day in the afternoon, about 25 past five, so you're welcome to do it with us. We have a full board ready to go.

Josie's going to go first. Kia ora, Josie. Hi, Josie. Hi. How's your morning going so far, Josie? Oh, it's a bit wet. A bit wet? Where are you? I'm down in Southland. Oh, bloody hell. Yeah, bloody, oh, bloody truth. Let's see if we can get you through it. Josie, what is your birthday? The 25th of July, 2004. All right, that means you were 16 in 2020, year of the COVID, and this was number one.

What a tune. Good song. Good Friday banger. You're right, Josie. Banger from Joel Corey. Okay, wait there. We're going to do Shaz's birthday banger. G'day, Shaz.

G'day, Shaz. Happy Friday. Happy Friday. How's your week been, Shaz? It's been good. It's a funnyaz. G'day, Shaz. Happy Friday. Happy Friday. How's your week been, Shaz? It's been good. It's finally Friday. Oh, thank God, eh? Thank God.

Yeah, right? Hey, let's do your birthday banger. What's your DOB? 19th November, 1986. All right. That means you were 16 in the year 2002. And on that day, this was at the top. Oh, Shazza, getting dirty with it.

Yep, three secondaries. That is a huge birthday banger, Shaz. Massive. I love it. Do you love it, Shaz? Yes, love it. Yep. Okay, wait there.

One more for Nat. Hi, Nat. Happy Friday. Hi, Nat. Happy Friday. What do you got planned for the weekend, Nat? I'm just relaxing, probably mowing my lawn if it doesn't rain. Oh, yeah.

Oh, that sounds like my idea of a perfect weekend right now. So good for you, Nat. What is your date of birth? October 25th, 1983. All right, that means you were 16 in the year 1999. And on that day, this was number one. Don't you know it's true, I can say, that love, it ain't easy,

but your time's coming around. So don't you stop trying. Oh, my God, another great birthday banger. What a banger. What a banger. Absolute tune from S Club 7. Who was your favourite, Nat? Oh, gosh, I couldn't even remember their names.

What about Jo? She had the flow. She did have the flow. Jo had the flow. She did have the flow. Oh, it's a tough decision. I like all of those songs for different reasons. I feel like the song for the day is Christina Aguilera, Dirty.

Yeah, I... People are calling for a triple play on the text machine. You could nearly do a triple play. No, we've angered Ross Boss enough today already. Yeah, he's not happy with us. So let's keep it simple and I'll go with you. We're going to go dirty? Dirty.

Shaz, you're the winner of birthday burger. Congratulations. Awesome, thank you. Great start to birthday month. Oh, lovely. Hey, we're going to get dirty with it just for you, Shaz, all right? Rub some dirt in it. Rub some dirt in it.

For a Friday. Spit on it. From 2002. Here's Shaz's birthday banger on ZM. Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint, the winner of Birthday Banger today from Christina Aguilera is Dirty from the year 2002. Dirty.

People are saying, suck it, Ross Boss, play a triple play. Oh, people really wanted S Club 7, eh? Yeah, they did. Venga Boys and S Club 7 would be a great morning of radio. I mean, you've started it now. No. Oh. ZM's Bree and Clint covering breakfast.

To love and love, everybody. Bree and Clint, the day after Halloween, rocking our Halloween costumes today. We are dressed as Bree from the the Woman's Day magazine circa 2018. Red turtleneck, white capris. You can see this picture on the Brie and Clint Instagram page at the moment. It was a lovely surprise for Brie. Can I say I've got a complaint though? What's the complaint?

These capris or cabris. Oh my God. No pockets. Welcome to our world. I just went to the toilet with my wallet and I was standing at the urinal. I had nowhere to put my wallet. They always skimp on our lady pants pockets. It's got a fake pocket. Yeah, why do they do that to lady pants?

I don't know. That's so cruel to you guys. It's real cruel. Where do you guys keep your vape? Cleavage. Let's talk about how we could all win some money just for dancing. Just for doing a bit of dancing. Reagan, who we all fell in love with from the last Olympics. The Australian breakdancer.

She was the most talked about Olympian from the entire Olympic Games. For sure. Like out of anyone. Yeah. No one was more talked about than her. She captured the most talked about Olympian from the entire Olympic Games. For sure. Like out of anyone. No one was more talked about than her. She captured the world's imagination. She did. She scored zero points throughout the entire competition. She's the best dancer in Australia and she got zero points.

That's what we had. Anyway, she's got people talking again because she posted a little video to her Instagram challenging people to a dance-off. I've heard some of you think you can do better than me. Really? Let's find out, shall we? So that was the first video she posted. And she's breakdancing in this little clip where she's saying,

you know, if you think you can do better, then here's the challenge. Classic B-boy breakdancer challenge. I've laid it down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's have a dance battle, yo. Anyway, I've looked into it. And so it's a real competition that she's running with a company backing her, finder.au I think it is.

Anyway, she essentially is putting on the line $5,000 for the best solo dancer, $10,000 for the best dance crew, which is two people or more. Yep. And then all you have to do is create your own dance video, post it with hashtags, and then they'll pick a winner. Right. Do you want to be in my dance crew?

Oh, do I have to be a part of this? Well, I'm going to enter the solo one or Ovi, but then I need another person to be in my dance crew, and then I was thinking if we can get Claudia and Ella. Do you know why I do want to be a part of it? Because you look so much like Ray Gunn that I think we have the edge.

Otherwise, I wouldn't really be bothered, but I feel like we could actually win. We might have something-something. Also, this might be arrogant, I can't dance. I feel like I can dance like Ray Gunn. Yeah, see that's how I feel. Not all the moves. I see she does a little head spin in there. There's some that look quite hard.

No, I can't do that one. But the kangaroo, we're all over that. Oh my god. The kangaroo, the serpent. The walking back and forward. Yep. I mean. I can do that. The eddy gordo. Oh, see. I can do that. You look real natural doing it. There was another little clip that she literally just posted this morning where she's talking a little bit more about the competition.

All right, all you Halloween lookalikes. If you're going to look like me, you've got to dance like me. There's 15K up for grabs. Join the Find a Ray Gun dance challenge tonight. More information in the caption below. I cannot wait to see all those angles. She's finally doing what we wanted her to do all along. At the start.

Having a laugh. I'm thinking, guys, and I've just had this idea, because you guys have dressed up as me for, as the Women's Day cover shoot in the red turtlenecks and white pumps. What if that's our dance crew uniform? Isn't that a bit too meta? Isn't that, like, that's a bit. But isn't that ironic?

Shouldn't we be dressed as Raga? Like, I'm competitive now. I actually want to win. I was going to say, I want matching track suits. Yeah, with a hat. You're thinking we should dress up as Ray Gun? Yeah, and you should be our Ray Gun, and we'll be your support dancers in the background.

Ray Gun and the Rays. Can we lift you up at all? Ray and the guns. Yeah, we'll do lifts. We'll do some lifts and some drops. Yes, yeah, love. Can any of you do the splits? I can try

Yeah why not I can do a banana Yeah All at once 37 year old man That's normal age To be able to do the splits right? Yeah never too late to learn

It's a good time to start learning Tell you what Do your deal I won't attempt it Until you start filming Someone said we need to do the kiwi Yes Oh that's so clever!

Let's bring the Kiwi move to the table. Yeah, keen. Let's start rehearsing. Brie and Clint. Hey, it's been a fun morning of filling in for Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Just filling in for Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Some wild rumours went around this morning. Something's got really out of hand. Some wild

rumours. But we can confirm as we have all morning, Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley will be back on Monday. hand, some wild rumours. But we can confirm, as we have all morning, Fletch Vaughan and Hayley will be back on Monday. Tuesday, I think. Oh. Yeah, they're having a long, long weekend, I'm pretty sure. So are we in on Monday? Are we going to do this again?

I don't, I actually don't know. I'm confused. I don't think so. We're going to Sydney to interview Ariana Grande. Yes. Yeah, yeah. We'll be in Sydney. And then we'll get Fletch Vaughn and Hayley back.

And then Fletch Vaughn and Hayley are coming back. Yeah. Tuesday. They're coming back Tuesday. Ross Boss is very upset with us. No, he's upset with the rumor. The rumor. Which is a stupid rumor.

It's a stupid rumor. Yeah. Can I just say, I feel like I did not take part in the rumour starting. Yeah, we did not. I don't know where it came from. I'm not naming names. I just know that I didn't take part. Absolutely not.

Okay. So have a great weekend, everybody. Yes. And relax. Friday Jam's up next. Go and see our Brie Halloween costumes on the Brie and Clint Instagram account. If you do anything today, yeah, I mean, it's worth a look. It's very good.

And we'll be relegated to the ZM Afternoons where we belong. Don't worry, they're going to put us back in our dungeon on Monday, okay? Bye, everybody. Bye, guys. Play ZM's Brian Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Play ZM.