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G'day everybody, welcome to the Bray and Clint Podcast.
Just before we do the international birthday banger,
those lollies that we got sent from Australia yesterday,
what did you take home? You took the Twix pods, eh?
Yes.
How are they going?
I haven't eaten those. I ate the Kit Kat Aero Bar, it was delicious.
Yeah.
Loved it.
Yeah, we destroyed the whole pack
of s'mores
pods in one night. Were they nice?
They're so good.
So good. And then the
Kit Kat Chunky as well.
Delicious. The cat sat on the Kit Kat Chunky
while it was still wrapped up though. Completely
liquefied it. Just cat heat.
Because the Aero.
Is that what it is?
Anyway, hot cat chocolate. There's a
fun tip for you. You want to spice up your chocolate?
Whack it under the cat.
Pro tip. Oh, wrap it up.
Wrap it up. You don't want a cat
parasite in it. No, you definitely don't.
And you don't want chocolate in your cat either.
I'd rather chocolate
on the cat than
chocolate, cat chocolate in my mouth.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cat chocolate sounds like something else.
Are cats allergic to chocolate like dogs are?
Great question.
Cats are lactose intolerant.
That's why we don't give them milk anymore.
Are they?
Yeah.
Oh, we still give our cats milk.
They'll be right.
Regular milk?
Or cat milk?
I give my dog milk.
Your dog?
Not a lot. Like if I'm having a cup of tea in the
morning i'll give her a tiny splash because she loves it yeah but like cats love milk too yeah
cats just not good for them yeah it's like how anastasia loves ciggies they're not good she does
not like when i was 18 all right i don't vape either i don't drink i don't vape i don't vape either I don't drink, I don't vape, I don't smoke
And she's a virgin
That's like as of right now
Today
It's because you haven't been out
Let's do an international birthday banger everybody
I can't fire it off
Oh you can't fire it off
I'll make it work
It's your birthday
It's my birthday
It's my birthday Free It's your birthday. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.
Free and clean.
Birthday banger.
The podcast.
Yeah!
Poor Ben.
He's like a builder without a hammer at the moment.
He still doesn't have a computer.
Yeah, it's still down.
I'm very interested in this first person, Ben.
You've put here that their name is FP Fay, a.k.a. the Red Adonis.
Yeah, I don't make the rules.
They write what they want for their name. The Red Adonis. I, I don't make the rules. They write what they want for their name.
The Red Adonis. I love that.
They must have red hair. They must
be a muscly dude with red hair.
Ireland, yes, high chance of a redhead.
From Dublin. FP Faye.
Sounds like FKA Twigs,
doesn't it? Sounds very cool,
whoever it is. Okay, let's do it.
FP Faye, aka the Red
Adonis. You were born on 7th of June, 1986.
So you were 16 in 2002.
And The Red Adonis is your birthday banger.
Guess who's back?
Back again.
This is very good.
Ben was saying Eminem's just been confirmed to play the Super Bowl halftime show.
Yeah, him, Dr Dre
Snoop Dogg
Kendrick Lamar
That's huge
Have you guys seen
A picture of his daughter
Recently
Hayley
They look so alike
Eminem's daughter
Yeah
They look so similar
Nah
I saw that picture
That came out a few years ago
No this is like
Last week or something
Yeah right
Came out yeah
Yeah
It's weird eh
Cause she was a kid
And then kids grow up So when you see Michael Jackson's kids Eminem's like 50 now Yeah right It's weird eh Because she was a kid And then kids grow up
So when you see Michael Jackson's kids
Eminem's like 50 now
Is Eminem 50? Nah he'd be what 45?
Don't do a quick age game
I'll run it you guys play
46
I feel like we'd know that he was 50
I feel like that'd be big news
I'm going to say 47
47, 46
48
Eminem is 48 I'm going to say 47. 47, 46. 48.
Eminem is 48.
Wow, there you go.
So he's nearly 50.
Yeah.
Snoop Dogg, 49.
Anastasia.
Does she do a sheet? She puts her money in the jar.
Yeah.
You know what you did.
She's been told.
She has been told.
At least she knows what she did straight away.
That's progress.
Yeah, thank you. Dr. Dre is 56. Eminem's daughter, Hayley has been told. At least she knows what she did straight away. That's progress. Yeah, thank you.
Dr. Dre is 56.
Eminem's daughter, Hayley, is 25.
Shit.
Oh, he almost did it.
I did it.
He almost did it.
Put some money in the jar.
I want a sheet.
He rounded it to a sheet.
Shit.
Yeah, you saved it.
Okay, let's do another one for Shayna.
Hey, that was blatant.
That was blatant. That was blatant.
That was shocking from you.
Let's do another one for Shana Welsh.
Shish kabob.
Shosh ain't redemption.
Chicago.
You're out.
Shish from Timberoo.
Sorry, Shana.
Let's give Shana her moment.
Shana Welsh.
Thanks for messaging. Shana. Let's give Shana her moment. Shana Welch. Thanks for messaging.
Shana.
Shana Welch.
You were born on the 15th of July, 1998.
So you were 16 in 2004.
And here's your birthday bang.
I think that you should let it burn.
Beautiful.
The same in your body.
Don't want to, and you know, gotta let it go.
It's a beautiful breakup song written by a man who got caught cheating on his partner.
Or a song about gonorrhea.
That too, that he got after cheating on his partner.
Or going to that strip club that one time.
Have you seen that movie Hustlers?
Yeah.
Have you seen it?
Yeah, I have seen it.
Cardi B.
And he walks in and he shuts down the whole strip joint
and they dance just for him.
Have you seen it?
Yeah, what's it got to do with gonorrhea?
Huh?
Oh, I thought you were talking about something.
Oh, Usher goes into there.
Yeah.
Yeah, I remember that.
But I was going with the gonorrhea line.
I was like, who had gonorrhea in Hustlers?
That's the bit I was trying to remember.
No, I was just.
Oh, Usher.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was talking about, I wasn't talking about anyone specific.
I said gonorrhea because he's singing, you should let it burn.
Yeah, now I got it.
Hey, full circle moment, everybody.
I love explaining a joke.
It's the one true joy I have left in the world.
And it's when you know you've made a really great joke when you have to explain it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, don't worry.
I know.
We'll do one more for Rhiannon Evans.
Oh, Rhiannon's from Scotland.
Thanks for messaging in, Rhiannon.
You know Scottish people are my favourite.
You were born on the 24th of March 1997.
So you were 16 in 2013.
And Rhiannon, on your 16th birthday, this was number one.
Interesting moment in time, this song, eh?
Yeah.
You can't really bring it out at a party
because it was so, song, eh? Yeah. You can't really bring it out at a party because it was so era-specific.
You know what's crazy?
I was working at a radio station and I remember having this conversation
with a guy called Jake, who we were both on the street team at the time,
and he said to me, he's like,
wouldn't it be crazy if we could come up with something viral
like the Harlem Shake?
Yeah.
Like how they obviously made that dance.
That's why it went so viral and it went number one.
It's because of that viral video kind of thing.
And then anyway, he went on to do like amazing things in like social media and in that world.
That man grew up to be Jake Paul.
And he also grew up to be
On Big Brother
He was on a series of Big Brother
Anyway he has his own photography
Company and stuff now
But I always remember him saying to me
I thought you were going to tell me he had a viral dance
I thought you were going to go that man
No he had something that went viral
And now I can't
Yeah that's what happened
And then he found 50 bucks after that.
It was a great story, yeah.
No, but anyway, that's what it makes me remember
because he said to me, imagine having a viral video.
Yeah.
And then, yeah, he went on to do some cool stuff.
It's what TikTok is now though, right?
All the viral dances.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
And that's probably why we don't have, you know,
stuff like In My Feelings and Harlem Shake and stuff.
Excuse me.
The winner today has to be either Eminem, Usher,
or the Harlem Shake.
I think.
I'm going to say it's Eminem for me.
Yeah, you know what?
I'm going to go against tradition,
and I'm going to go with that Eminem song,
because I think it's such a good Eminem song.
Great song.
Here you go.
This is for.
Hold on, wait.
What?
Anastasia, do that line.
Ready?
Okay, Ben, Ben, do that line.
No.
Oh, come on, Ben.
Let me get a...
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Someone yeah. Oh yeah.
Someone said that got them in trouble the other day.
They were listening to our podcast in an empty, echoey car park.
And people just looked at their car because we were making that noise.
Well, here's another one.
Can I get a, oh yeah.
Have a good weekend, everybody.
See you next week.
Bye, guys.
See me back.
Back.
Back.
To a friend.
Friend.
Friend.
Guess who's back.
Guess who's back. Guess who's back. Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on?
Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
What a way to start the weekend!
G'day everybody, welcome to the show. it's Friday and we are Brie and Clint.
That's right, sorry I was concentrating on something else.
There's a video on my Facebook feed and it's six different ways to make different kinds of garlic bread.
Oh yum.
And it looks so good.
What are the different ways to make garlic bread?
I don't know, there's ones where they've got like chilli like as in like
meat chilli. Oh like
like beef, chilli beef. Yeah like
chilli beef and they've like. Chilli con carne.
Yeah and they've like put it in a container and
they've baked it and then there's another one where they get a
whole bread roll and then they cut it
like into like you know.
Oh wow. So it like opens and then they put this potato
thing in it. I got a mate who got
really into like chilli con carne cook-offs a little while ago.
Do you know they make those big pots of it and then they just, just like they'll cook it
and then they just put it like, not in the fridge, just, it just chills on the bench
and then you heat it up the next day and cook it again.
And like, it's really weird.
It lasts for like a few days kind of thing.
Oh, that's pretty standard.
Is it? In an Italian household, if you make. Oh, that's pretty standard. Is it?
In an Italian household, if you make a bolognese,
you just leave it in the pot and you put the lid on it.
Really?
Don't put it in the fridge.
But overnight.
Even if it's got meat in it.
Overnight you can.
Really?
I wouldn't leave it for three days.
He talked about the flavour developing over time.
Oh, I don't know about that.
Yeah, I know.
I don't know about that.
By the way, this is not me giving you food advice.
Don't leave your food out tonight because Clint told you to do it.
I take no responsibility for your gastrointestinal health this weekend.
My mum's amazing with stuff like that.
Like I've never been food poisoned by my mum,
which I'm really appreciative of.
But as a mum, I feel like all mums just have this eye
or some sort of sense where they can be like,
nah, that's still good.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Mums are amazing at that.
Also, was your mum amazing at the fact of,
I feel like every mum is like this.
You go to the cupboard, you're like, there's nothing to eat.
And they go, oh, I can whip up this.
I can make that.
I can make a four-course meal out of that.
I can do this.
And I'm just like, how? That's a mum superpower. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, they're amazing. My, I can make that, I can make a four-course meal out of that, I can do this. And I'm just like, how?
That's a mum superpower.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, they're amazing.
My wife's already got that superpower.
It's amazing.
It's so good.
Shout out to all the mums.
We appreciate you.
Today on the show, Friday Okie is happening at 5 o'clock.
We'll be singing a, how would you put it?
I wouldn't say an easy song, a classic song.
We'll be doing Nels Barkley Crazy.
Does that make me crazy?
I chose this song because it's week seven of lockdown here in Auckland.
Yeah, very fitting.
And that's how I feel.
So we'll sing this at five o'clock.
You guys can judge who the best is.
But next, we're going to give away $50 cash thanks to KFC with Tradiverse Lady.
If you want to play, you can give us a call right now, 0800-DIAL-ZM,
and all you have to do is beat your opponent and you'll take home that $50.
Easy as that.
We'll play after more Friday Jams.
Here's Kelvin Harris on ZM.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
Time for Tradie vs Lady.
Bree and Clint.
Tradie vs Lady.
I got that.
I got that. I got that.
I got that MILF money.
I swear it's you and 12 other people are the only ones who know MILF money, the song.
The 12 is all that counts.
Let's do some charity versus lady.
The tradies sitting at 82 wins.
The ladies clawing one back yesterday sitting at 79 wins for the year.
Let's meet our team today.
She's 22.
She's from the Tron and she owns a dog walking business.
Oh, my God.
Dream situation.
Welcome to the show, Danielle.
You're living my dream, Danielle.
What's it like?
It's awesome.
It's like the best job ever.
Just hanging around with dogs all day.
Do you have one of those belts where you clip all their harnesses onto you
so they don't run away?
No, I actually don't have one of those. Oh, got to get one of those. Danielle, do you have one of those belts where you clip all their harnesses onto you so they don't run away? No, I actually don't have
one of those. Oh, I've got to get one of those.
Danielle, do you have a dog yourself?
Yes, I do. Oh, what kind
of dog do you have? She's a
Japanese Spit. I take her with me too
on my dog walks and she loves it. They're so cute
and fluffy. Get her a Fitbit. I reckon she's
hitting 40,000 steps a day.
Okay, let's meet your opposition. He's 22.
He's from Taupo and he is a tradie from Wellington.
Okay, all over the place.
Welcome to the show, Luke.
Luke, I'm going to guess you're a chippy.
How are we?
Good, Luke.
Are you a chippy?
What kind of tradie?
Plasterer.
Oh, nice.
Yeah, you guys work bloody hard.
There you go.
Yeah, living the dream.
Living the dream.
Okay, Luke, you're Buzz's tradie. Danielle, you guys work bloody hard. There you go. Yeah, living the dream. Living the dream. Okay, Luke, you're buzzers tradie.
Danielle, you're buzzers lady.
First three gets $50 cash thanks to KFC.
Good luck.
All right, here we go.
The battle of the 22-year-olds.
Question number one.
They've already played on Friday Jams today.
Can you name the Aussie twins singing duo who have the hit song,
Hook Me Up?
Lady.
Yes, Danielle.
Fuck.
Veronica?
Yes, it is.
I didn't think 22-year-olds would get that, but nice work, Danielle.
That wasn't a swear word you just uttered there, was it, Luke?
No, no.
Good man.
Not on national radio.
Yeah, good man.
Good, just checking.
Just had to check.
Are you at the lake?
Did you see some ducks? Did you? Yeah, yeah, radio. Yeah, good man. Good, just checking in. Just had to check. Are you at the lake? Did you see some ducks?
Did you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ooh, duck.
Question number two, one to the ladies.
The All Blacks play the Springboks again this weekend.
Name a captain of either team.
Trini?
Yes, Luke.
Richie McCaw?
Are we accepting former captains?
No.
He's not a captain this weekend.
Danielle, do you want to have a stab at that?
I have no idea.
No, okay.
To be honest, I wouldn't have had a clue either.
We would have accepted Adi Savia or Sia Kolesi is what we would have taken.
There we go.
All right, still one to the ladies.
Question number three.
This year marks the 15th anniversary of Steve the Crocodile Hunter Irwin's death.
Name one of his immediate family members.
Lady.
Yes, Danielle.
Bindi Irwin.
That is correct.
Bindi Irwin, who gave birth to her first daughter this year.
Two to the ladies.
You could take it here.
Luke, you need to stop her with this one, okay?
Yeah.
Question number four.
Eminem is heading to the Super Bowl halftime show announced today.
Name an Eminem song.
Lady.
Oh, Danielle for the win.
What?
Lose Yourself?
She's got it.
She's a lady.
Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.
I thought you were going to balls it up at the end there, Danielle.
I thought she's come all this way and now she's going to stumble at the final hurdle.
But no, you did it.
50 bucks cash.
Congratulations.
Some might say, Danielle, you had one shot, one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted.
And you got it.
50 bucks cash coming your way.
Here's a story about a man
from North Dakota.
I don't know if that's how
they talk in North Dakota,
but I think it is.
He has had to pull his Chevy Ute,
they call it a pickup over there,
his Chevy Ute to pieces
because a squirrel decided
to stick his nuts in it for winter.
Oh, don't you hate when you put your nuts
in the back of a truck?
The truck was parked up for just four days,
and this one squirrel,
they found out it was just one squirrel that did it,
in four days managed to hide 70 kilos of nuts
inside the engine bay and the door panels and the bumper
and the fenders of this truck.
A lot of nuts.
It's a lot of nuts.
70 kilos of nuts.
Can you imagine?
He's obviously doing overtime.
Yeah.
He's getting ready for a big winter.
They're going into winter over there and he's gone,
you know what's good?
This truck.
Squirrels are so cute.
We don't have them here.
No.
They're very cute.
I remember being in America.
Yeah, it was America.
And seeing a squirrel for the first time.
Yeah, they're just in the parks and stuff.
Oh my God. Yeah. And someone was like, calm down, man. It And seeing a squirrel For the first time And I was like Oh my god
And someone was like
Calm down man
It's just a squirrel
Then we saw a skunk
And I really lost my biscuit
I was like
And they're like
Cool man
It's a skunk
I lost my biscuit
When I moved to New Zealand
And I saw a porcupine
A porcupine?
Oh no hedgehog
Sorry same thing
I was going to say
I'd lose my shit
If I saw a porcupine
A hedgehog
In my front yard One morning And I was like What the hell is'd lose my shit if I saw a porcupine. A hedgehog in my front yard one morning,
and I was like, what the hell is that thing?
Yeah, they're rare, but do you not have hedgehogs in Australia?
Nah, we've got echidnas.
That's probably the closest thing.
A hedgehog is probably the most deadly animal we've got in New Zealand.
They're so cute.
Look, the nuts in the ute, the guy wasn't 100% successful either.
He said he got most of them out, but when he drives around,
there's still a rattle that he can't locate.
He's going to have nuts in his truck forever.
Yeah.
That's just the way it is.
Not ideal.
We've attempted this before and failed, but I thought off the back of this,
why don't we have another attempt at a round of car bingo?
Yeah, I want people to play this.
I actually want to see if it works.
And all you need to know is that you need to be in your car.
You need to be in your car.
And this guy's got a car full of nuts.
We want to find out what the people of New Zealand
have a car full of, you know?
You just need to be in a car, preferably not a clean car.
I mean, you're going to be...
Dirtier the better.
The dirtier the better you'll be at this game.
But that's fine.
So long as your car has some things in it,
then you're a sitter to play COVID bingo with it.
COVID bingo?
Car bingo.
Everything's COVID now.
COVID, yeah.
We can add a COVID flavour to it.
We can make you play in a face mask.
We're just going to play car bingo.
Car bingo.
If you want to be a contestant on the inaugural car bingo,
how many people do we need to play?
What's our minimum numbers?
Two?
All we need is two.
Oh, well, we can play with more.
Yeah.
You can call and we'll see how many people we get,
but the minimum we need is two to play this game.
If we don't get two people to play car bingo today.
We've failed.
We've failed.
Yeah.
May as well be Monday.
Time to hang up the headphones.
Oh, here we go.
Yeah.
Heads of people are calling.
I'm so excited.
All right.
The first round of car bingo is next. Brie and Clint. We got the people, Brie. We
got them. I'm so excited. We tried to do this game when everyone was in level four. I was
so pumped for it and then we couldn't get anyone to play. Today we have the people.
So welcome to the first game of Car Bingo. Car Bingo works.
Essentially, we've got a bunch of different items.
We've got people on the phone sitting in their cars.
We're going to read out an item.
And just like bingo, if you've got it, you call it out and you get a point.
You get a point.
Yep.
Let's meet our first contestant, Sherida.
Hi, Sherida.
Hi, Sherida.
Hi.
You're going to go head-to-head today with Annie.
Hi, Annie.
Hi. Hi, how to go head-to-head today with Annie. Hi, Annie. Hey.
Hi, how are you going?
Good.
Okay, can we just find out what kind of cars we're dealing with first?
Sherida, what's your vehicle?
Oh, good question.
It's a Honda Stream.
Honda Stream.
It's a car with four wheels, Clint.
Yeah, yeah, okay, cool.
It's a metal car.
A Honda Stream versus Annie, what are you four wheels, Clint. Yeah, yeah, okay, cool. It's a metal car.
A Honda Stream versus Annie, what are you in?
Ford Ranger.
Oh, nice. Oh, yeah, nice.
Lots of room in there.
Okay, here we go.
How this is going to work is Brie is going to call out an item,
and if you have that item in your car, say your name.
Yeah.
Okay?
Yep.
All right, guys.
At the end, whoever has the most items wins car bingo.
There's no prize, so there's no point in lying in this game, right?
You just win.
Just be honest.
You're just playing for kudos.
So good luck.
Here comes the first item for car bingo.
All right, here we go.
Item number one.
Do you have some sort of food that is still edible in your car?
Annie.
Annie, what is it?
A mama's donut.
A mama's donut. Sharon, are there no food in your car? I. Annie, what is it? A mama's donut. A mama's donut. Sherida, no food in your car?
I ate it all. Okay, one point to Annie. I'm literally Sherida. That's my mood. Question number two. Do you have a reusable water bottle? Yes, Annie. Oh, a point each. Nice. Love that,
ladies. All right, cool. Every water bottle's reusable if you reuse it. Well, a point each. Both, nice. Love that, ladies. All right, cool.
Every water bottle's reusable if you reuse it.
Well, that's a great point.
Question, item number three, guys.
Do you have a face mask?
Annie.
I bloody hope so.
Both of you?
Okay, that's a point for both of you.
I can't hear that.
I forget.
I've got to say my name.
That's okay.
We get the gist of it.
All right, item number four, an ox cord.
Annie.
Annie.
Annie, you're on fire.
I got two.
How does that count?
Yeah.
Well, now you're pushing it.
I would have thought in the Ford Ranger you would have had Bluetooth, Annie,
and you wouldn't need an ox cord.
It's got all sorts.
Oh, wow.
There's always a purpose for an aux cord.
Yeah, right.
I reckon, always.
Sherida, how do you get your...
Yeah, right, okay, no, no, cool, all right.
Okay, cool, so...
I don't even know what an aux cord is.
It's the cord you use to plug your phone into the stereo.
Oh, yeah, nah.
Nah.
Well, this next item you might have then.
Okay.
Because if you don't have an aux cord, surely you've got a CD.
Yes.
Eddie.
Oh, no.
Eddie's got a CD as well.
Eddie, what's the CD that you've got?
It was in the car when I bought it,
and it is a Bob Seger CD.
A Bob Seger CD.
Okay.
And Sherida, what's your CD?
Now, 22.
Now, that's what I call music. 22? That's dope. That's a move, Sherida, what's your CD? Now, 22. Now that's what I call music, 22?
That's dope.
That's a move, Sherida.
Okay, this is the last item, which, well, not the last item,
but if Annie gets this item and you don't, Sherida,
then Annie's won.
Okay?
Okay.
All right.
A lipstick.
Yes.
Sherida.
Sherida, she's still in. She's still in. Okay. Share it up. Share it up.
She's still in.
She's still in.
Okay, here we go.
So this is for the win?
This is for the win.
What about a pair of trainers?
No.
No, no one's.
No, no Jim been going on at the moment.
Next item, a New Zealand $2 coin.
Annie.
Oh, they've both got it.
Annie and Sherida.
All right, that means we go to another item.
A protein shaker.
No.
Who was that?
Sherida.
Yeah, I made it for my breakfast to take to work this morning.
There she is.
So now we're all even.
Okay.
And I've run out of items.
Oh, no, I've got, I've got, did I say, oh, no, did I say that one?
I said lipstick, hey?
You said lipstick.
Yep.
Phone charger.
Annie.
You've both got a phone charger.
A pair of underwear you're not wearing
No
Did someone say yes?
No
Okay, so no one has that
That's a good thing
Last one, if you both have this
We'll just call it a tie
Oh, what else do you have in your car?
Oh, a bag of clothes that you've been meaning to take
To the Salvation Army for ages
But you haven't got around to taking it to the Sally's yet
No You did it on Monday Yeah, right, you did it on Monday No bag of clothes that you've been meaning to take to the Salvation Army for ages, but you haven't got around to taking it to the Sally's yet? No.
I did on Monday. Yeah, right.
You did on Monday. No.
What about an air
freshener? An air
here. Oh, you've both got it.
We can't separate you guys.
More than three
pairs of sunglasses.
No.
I've got the kids'
sunglasses in here as well. That counts.
Who said that?
Sherida.
One, two, three.
Yeah.
You've got more than three?
I've got, I've got,
I've got three.
I've got three
pairs of sunglasses.
Good luck.
You win.
Hey, thanks, guys.
That was the first
ever round of Car Bingo
and congratulations, Sherida, you're the champion. Woo! Thanks. That was fun, guys. That was the first ever run of Car Bingo, and congratulations, Sheridan.
You're the champion.
Woo!
That was fun, guys.
And God, you've got a lot of stuff in your car.
Kia ora, this is Toby Mann.
Hi, I'm the host of Gone By Lunchtime,
a podcast for the spin-off podcast network
all about politics and politicians,
with me, Annabel Lee-Mather, and Ben Thomas,
careering wildly from the very serious
to the very ridiculous.
It's not for everyone.
I don't think it would be Ellen's cup of tea, but you, I reckon, will love it.
Gone by lunchtime.
Grab one now wherever you get your podcasts.
Bree and Clint.
Cross your fingers.
Touch wood.
And definitely don't jinx it.
ZM's Bree and Clint.
JB Hi-Fi Jinx.
To celebrate another $100,000 being given away at JB Hi-Fi,
we're about to play the first game of JB Hi-Fi Jinx.
We love the guys at JB Hi-Fi,
and they've hooked us up with some amazing prizes.
And essentially, someone is going to win both these today.
Someone's going to win both items. Both of someone's going to win. Yeah, both items.
Both of these are going to be given away.
To different people.
To different people.
That's it.
There you go.
That's what I was looking for.
Let's meet our people.
Abby's here.
Hi, Abby.
G'day, Abby.
Hi.
Hi.
You'll be going head to head with Luke.
Hi, Luke.
G'day, Luke.
G'day.
How are you?
Good.
Thanks, mate.
Guys, this is how the game's going to work, right?
So we've got the two items.
Of course, the delicious Samsung S20
phone, and we've also got the amazing Samsung 43-inch smart TV. So they're the two items.
On the count of three, we're going to count you down. You're going to yell out what item you want.
If you guys yell out the same item, you get nothing, which would be a jinx.
If you yell out a different item, then you both take home the item that you yelled out.
Okay.
Now, don't give anything away just yet.
Otherwise, we can't give you anything.
We're going to make it very clear how this works.
Bree's going to go three, two, one, and then you say the item.
So I'll give you an example.
Bree, count it down.
Three, two, one. Phone. Or. Three, two, one, and then you say the item. So I'll give you an example. Bree, count it down. Three, two, one.
Phone.
Or.
Three, two, one.
Phone.
See, we said different items.
We get those.
You guys understand?
Got it.
Got it.
Okay.
And no stalling, guys, because if you're stalling.
If you're stalling, we know.
So you've got to say it at the same time, okay?
All right.
Okay.
It's a game of chance, and we're about to play.
Everybody's nervous here.
Three, two, one, speak.
That's how it's going to work.
Not yet, not yet, not yet.
Not yet, not yet, not yet.
Oh, my God.
This is so hectic.
So, guys, if you both say the same item, we move on to the next two callers, all right?
Are you ready to play?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Are we ready?
Are you ready? I don't know. Count them down. Let's. Yeah. Okay. Are we ready? Are you ready?
I don't know.
Count them down.
Let's do this.
Okay.
Ready?
Guys, three, two, one.
Phone.
Oh, we did it.
Oh, my God.
We did it.
Who said phone?
Who said phone?
I said phone.
Luke, you just won a Samsung S20 FE.
Congratulations.
Oh, my God.
Thank you.
And, Abby, you picked up the Samsung 43-inch crystal smart TV.
Oh, my goodness.
Wow.
Guys, I'm so stoked for the both of you.
That could have went horribly wrong.
Oh, my gosh.
That's how we have to do it every Friday from now on.
You have to be as in sync as Luke and Abby.
Congratulations, guys.
We'll get you those prizes ASAP.
If you want to win $100,000, all you need to do is spend $100 in store at JB Hi-Fi.
That gives you an entry.
What would you do with $100,000?
You've just got to get into JB and get in that draw ASAP.
God, that made me nervous, that game.
And guess what?
We're going to play that every Friday as well.
It's coming back.
JB, hi-fi jinx.
You and I have a go.
You ready?
Okay, ready?
Hold on.
So you've got to say the one you actually want.
Okay.
Three, two, one.
TV.
See, we lose.
Damn it!
Bree and Clint.
ZM's $50,000 Secret Sound.
Season 10.
Yeah, 50K.
Wouldn't that be nice?
Are you ready for this?
Are you ready for your brain to be plagued by another secret sound?
No.
We never know what the sound is,
and I always have to talk to friends and family who they go,
yeah, surely you know what it is.
We never know what the sound is until the day that it is given away.
That's right, and it frustrates us just as much as you guys.
There's one person who does know the secret sound.
In fact, she already knows it right now.
That's Soundkeeper Ella.
Hi, Soundkeeper Ella.
Hi.
Hello, good afternoon.
Welcome back.
Your second secret sound season.
Are you excited?
I am.
I'm back, and hey, I just confirmed the sound today,
so we are good to go for Monday.
Was there any, oh, I probably can't ask where the inspiration came from?
Well, I have, no, I'm glad to say that I will give a clue before we do the sound on Monday at 8am. I'll give you a clue today.
You've got that clue right now?
Yep, yep.
Are you ready?
Yeah, I'm pumped for a clue.
Let's do it. Okay, if you're willing to give
us a clue, we'll absolutely take it.
So this is for the Secret Sound launching on Monday morning.
The brand new clue. Go for it. If you're ready
to drop the clue, let's do it.
Right, well, level
three made me
is your clue without even hearing the
sound.
Online shopping.
I'm not saying. I can't answer yet.
Starting a Fortnite career.
A Zoom call.
Okay, ideas.
Lovely.
Burning all of my jeans.
Losing my mind.
Ella, can I ask you a real question?
Last year, the secret sound was an umbrella.
Does this year's secret sound also rhyme with your name?
Again, I can't confirm,
but that is why I was called Soundkeeper Alice.
Oh, my God.
Because Umbrella Ella, that rhymes.
It's totally going to be a fella.
It's a fella.
All I can come up with is a fella or a paella.
Well, you can guess it.
Not you guys, but if someone's listening, they can guess that.
Is it Old Yella?
I'm not saying.
Okay, ZM Secret Sound Season 10 starts Monday morning with Fletch, Water Megan.
You're going to get to guess this at 7 o'clock, 8 o'clock, 11, 1, 2,
sorry, 7, 8, and 11, 1, 4, and 5.
That's right.
Those are the guesses that we'll have.
Can we get that clue one more time, Ella?
Level 3 made me.
There you go.
Write it down. Level three made me. There you go. Write it down.
Level three made me.
Is it the scene from Ghost
where they're making
that clay pot?
How does that sound go?
Because I got so bored
that I have tried my hand
at clay making.
I want to hear that
in audio format.
How does that go
as a sound?
What was the song?
Do you remember the song?
No.
It's like an iconic song.
Yeah, it's not coming to me, though.
No, just me.
You'll know it if it's that, though.
There you go.
Stunky Borella.
She's back on Monday morning for ZM Secret Sound Season 10.
Thanks, Ella.
Enjoy your last weekend of freedom.
See you.
I will.
See ya.
There you go.
It's back on Monday.
Let's talk nudes, shall we?
It's an uncomfortable topic.
I know it's an uncomfortable topic for you.
You've had a run-in with nudes before.
Yeah, I saw yours and it wasn't good.
No, I saw yours.
I believe the story was I saw yours.
I saw yours.
And then it was very awkward when I had to talk to your wife
and say, look, it was an accident.
You showed me yours and it was really uncomfortable for me
because I never wanted to see them.
Yeah, so I showed you mine so then you said I'll show you mine.
The story is not about either of us, okay?
This is a post that went up on Reddit today.
Someone's written, my dad has lost his phone,
so he borrowed an old phone of mine.
I forgot my account had synchronised to all of my devices,
so the pics and stuff I had long deleted on my current device
were still there on my old device.
I don't know exactly what he saw,
but the other day we were having a conversation
and he said he found some stuff on my phone.
He only mentioned documents like my exams and stuff,
but then he ended it with,
from man to man, I would be careful with that next time.
You wouldn't want your mother to see that.
I had to delete all of it.
Oh, so it was a son.
Yes.
Oh, thank God.
Oh, yeah, son and father.
Yeah, that's not as bad as if it was a daughter and a dad.
That'd be way worse.
It's not as bad for the dad.
It'd be a terrible situation.
He wrote, that's when it hit me.
There was an awkward silence between us for the next five minutes
and we started talking about something else.
I feel so embarrassed though.
Some of them were not just nudes,
but me performing uncompromising activities.
Wait, are we talking about Chris Warner from Shortland Street?
Please tell me that's not your penis.
Well, it was his penis.
He's written, I don't think my dad can look at me the same anymore.
Dad has unwittingly opened Pandora's box and probably wouldn't have said that.
And inside the box was a penis.
Inside the box was a penis.
Who do you feel –
You know what?
This is exactly why I never give any of my old phones to people.
Oh.
I'm too worried about it.
Yeah, right.
I don't do it.
I lock them up in a box and throw away the keys.
Even if you wipe them, if you do like a hard reset on them.
Yeah, nah.
You're scared.
I'm too scared.
Right.
Why?
What kind of photos have you got on those phones?
Like I don't have, I actually like don't have anything
and I've never taken anything like what he's talking about.
Yeah.
But I just, I don't know.
It's something like all my personal information's in there,
my credit card details, all that stuff.
Smart, that is smart.
Yeah.
I think he felt like he was safe just lending Dad an old phone.
But you've got to wipe them.
You've got to wipe them.
Yeah.
That's the...
That's like 101.
And you have to unlink all of your accounts too
because you can wipe it and then the cloud goes,
oh, you have a new device.
Let me put all of your old photos back on this device
without telling you.
But if you do a full reset, then that's fine.
Yes, then that'll be fine.
If you set it back to factory nothing, then you would have been fine.
I have sold an iPad before.
Yes.
Which is, I mean, kind of the same.
Do you ever take any of your nudes on the iPad?
The camera's not as good for that stuff.
I couldn't get as good at angles because it's a bit bigger
so you can't get it into certain places.
The flash sucks, eh?
You know?
Yeah, yeah.
So that's why I sold it actually.
I got rid of it because of that.
Let's take some calls this afternoon because it
happens. Look, it's so embarrassing but it
happens. It does happen. Whether someone
opened your camera roll or you were showing them a
photo and you know how they start scrolling, they just start
naturally going, I wonder if there's more of these photos.
Yeah. Or you sent
one to someone but it went to the wrong
person.
It can happen in a multitude of ways and so long as it's not your fault,
we want to know this afternoon who saw your nudes.
What would you rather someone – okay, let's talk mum.
What would you rather? Your mum see multiple pictures of you nude or see you nude in real life?
What would you rather out of that situation?
I would like her to see me nude in real life.
So she can get the full experience?
No, no, no, because I've got control over it.
I don't know what I was doing in those nude photos.
Control over what?
Oh, come on.
I thought you were going to ask,
would you rather your mum saw your nudes or you see your mum's nudes?
That's a good one too.
Which one?
We want to know this afternoon.
Who saw your nudes?
Brie and Clint.
We just shared a story about someone who lent their dad one of their old phones.
They didn't realise they hadn't cleared the camera roll and dad saw some very raunchy photos, personal, intimate photos of them.
And he said, in future, make sure you clear these.
You would not want your mother to see these pictures.
It was a father and son bonding moment.
And then he also said, we're twins.
He said, good to see you.
Take after your father, boy.
Yeah, you take after me.
Yep, yep.
Yeah, bloody ripper.
Good on you, mate.
Yeah, nice, nice.
That's how I imagine dad and son's chats to go.
That's how mine and my dad's usually just go.
And he goes.
And I go.
And he goes.
And then that's it.
Then we catch up at Christmas.
A lot to say.
Yeah.
We want to know this afternoon, who saw your notes?
We'll start with Sian.
Kia ora, Sian.
Hi, Sian.
Hi.
What did you do?
Your story is terrifying.
I know. I know. I feel like this is a good warning. Hi. Your story is terrifying. I know.
I feel like this is a good warning for everybody. Tell us what happened. It really
is. It really is, yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know how it happened. I honestly
it just happened so quickly. I must
have been trying to upload another photo
but I accidentally
uploaded a
semi-nude. it wasn't like full on
like you know
explicit
tasteful
yeah tasteful
that's the right word
to my Facebook
story
oh no
not Facebook
you're good
yeah Facebook
not Facebook
I don't think it was
linked to Instagram too
because that would be
mortifying
I was going to say
it could have been worse
it could have been
Instagram story
that people actually
watched
do you think that's worth it but Facebook no one's watching Facebook stories no you know who's watching to find. I was going to say, it could have been worse. It could have been an Instagram story that people actually watch. I know, I know.
Do you think that's worth it? No one's watching Facebook stories. No, you know who's watching Facebook
stories. Your mum. Mums, aunties.
Yeah, that's exactly right.
Your family and friends. Family and friends.
It wasn't until I was scrolling and then
I see at the top there like a little
logo of your own story. I was like,
and so I panicked and then I quickly saw
that maybe only two people,
I think,
saw it,
two or three.
And who were those,
wait,
who were those two or three people?
You know how you've got friends
but they're not really friends' friends?
Yeah,
acquaintances.
Yeah,
yeah.
Did you contact them
and get them to swear to secrecy?
No way,
no way.
Gosh,
why would I?
What,
you just let it roll?
Yeah, why not?
I just ignored it and pretended like nothing had
happened because I didn't want to go through the
oh, hey, I'm so sorry.
Think of it as a free gift for them,
you know, and then you move on.
Well, next time I'll charge people.
Yeah, right. Save that for your OnlyFans, Sian.
Okay, we feel for you. That's very mortifying. Let's talk to Casey. Kia ora, right. Save that for your OnlyFans, Sian. Okay, we feel for you.
That's very mortifying.
Let's talk to Casey.
Kia ora, Casey.
Hi, Casey.
Hi, how's it going?
Good, thanks.
Was it you that was dishing out your nudes to people?
Kind of.
By accident?
Yes, it was, very much so.
What happened?
What happened?
Well, about five years back, I had a breast reduction.
And as you do, you take photos of before and afters.
Of course.
And then not too long ago, maybe a year ago,
I was showing my stepdad some old photos on the laptop.
Oh, no.
Of some old cars that we had.
And then it was like, boom, on the 55-inch TV.
No, not on the TV.
Yeah, and you can't turn that off fast enough.
Sian, not that it matters.
Did he see the befores or the afters?
It was the afters.
Oh, is that better?
I don't know.
Well, Sian, even though it was the afters,
they went up onto the 55-inch TV,
so you never had a reduction in the end.
They were larger than life.
No, no.
In full 4K viewing.
Did he say anything, or did he just sort of...
He kind of just jumped back because I went, ah.
I'm like, sorry about that.
Sorry.
Well, you know, I'd rather my stepdad jump back and go, oh, then, well, they're not bad.
Oh, yeah.
So, you went for a sink, you know?
Good point.
No, that's a good reaction.
You want him to shield his eyes rather than.
That's a solid reaction from him.
He got out very well there, I feel.
Protect your nudes, New Zealand.
You've been warned.
Bree and Clint.
It's time for the One Second Song Challenge.
Time is waiting.
You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only get one second of a song
No hesitating
You only got one second of a one second
Here we go, everybody.
Our weekly song guessing game
where we go head to head with each other
and you guys to win somebody 50 KFC chicken dollars.
That's right.
We team up with some people.
And who's first on the phone?
Samantha.
G'day.
Hi, Samantha.
Hi, guys.
How are you?
Good, thanks.
Who do you want to team up with this afternoon?
Oh, I have to go with Bree.
Get on board then, Sim.
Let's ride this weird train all the way to the finish line.
You're on team Bree.
Jasmine, you and I are going to play together, okay?
Okay.
G'day, Jazz.
Hi.
G'day.
How it's going to work is Bree and I will go against each other, and then you guys will go against each other. Yes. Producer Anastasia is going to work is Brie and I will go against each other
and then you guys will go against each other.
Yes.
Producer Anastasia is going to run the game.
Anastasia, what's our theme this week?
This week's theme is songs with food in honour of our favourite takeaways.
Not our favourite takeaways, just love food.
Just food, just love food.
Yeah, love food, love takeaways.
I am keen on a bit of food.
All right, very good.
Awesome. So Brie and Clint will do a song round love takeaways. I am keen on a bit of food. All right, very good. Awesome.
So Brie and Clint will do song round number one.
Do you want to hear it?
Yes.
Let's hear song number one.
Brie.
Oh, do you know what that is?
Nope, no idea, but I thought I need to get in quick.
Anything, Brie?
Nah, don't got nothing.
Clint, anything?
Absolutely nothing.
Can we hear a bit more?
Can we go again?
What?
Clint, sugar pie, honey, puff, nut.
That's honey.
I was going to say the song's called Honey.
I have no idea who sings it.
It's Honey. I have no idea who sings it. It's Honey by Emma.
Way to start off with a hard one.
Sorry, team.
Okay, no points.
All right, girls, it's on you, Jasmine and Sam.
Would you guys, your name is your buzzer.
Buzz out when you know the song.
Let's hear song number two.
Jasmine.
Samantha.
What do you reckon, Jasmine?
Watermelon Sugar by Harry Styles.
No, Sam. And that, ladies and gents,
is how it's done. Yeah, good work, Jazz. You got us
on the boards. Yeah, very well done. I feel like
Samantha knew it as well, just saying. Yes,
for sure. Alright, it's back to Brie
and Clint. Let's hear song number three.
Clint.
Galantis, Peanut Butter Jelly.
We're in trouble, Sam.
He's done it.
Oh, I see that.
Come on, mate.
You got this.
You can come back from this.
Jazz, you can win the whole thing here.
Come on, Sam.
Let's go.
All right, girls, Have your buzzers ready.
Let's hear song number four.
Jasmine.
What do you reckon, Jasmine?
Sugar by Maroon 5.
That was pretty good.
Jazz, you're unbelievable.
Two from two. Well done.
Very well done, Jazz.
We've got 50 KFC chicken dollars for you to take into the weekend
to coincidentally spend on more food.
Sorry, Sam.
I feel like we both let our own team down.
At least both of us did it.
Hey, at least, you know, misery comes in pairs.
We lost as a team.
Yeah, exactly. We did. a team. There you go.
Yeah, exactly, we did.
Bree and Clint.
It's time for Friday Okie.
And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment,
Friday Okie.
I love Friday Okie.
It's the best.
I listen every Friday.
I never miss Friday Okie.
Thanks, Bree and Clint.
You've made my Friday again.
Friday-okey.
All genuine comments from fans of this segment right there.
Our weekly singing competition where Bree and I go head-to-head.
We take turnabout picking a song and we spend 15 minutes
with a professional audio engineer making it sound as good as possible.
Georgia from The Day Show, I saw her earlier today
and she looks at me and she goes, you're Friday Oki.
Good?
Oh, good.
Oh.
She goes, funny.
And I said, that's not what you want to hear.
No.
Especially when you're coming off a four-week losing streak.
I think it's a two-week losing streak, but they were two hidings.
That's the issue.
You're coming off the back of two 5-0 drubbings.
So how are you feeling about Friday Oki this week?
Terrible.
I feel like I've really done the dirty on myself.
Do you think you picked a song which plays to your strengths?
Because that's the power you have when it's your week.
No, I didn't.
You've squandered your opportunity.
I feel like it's really hard for me to pick a song that plays to my strengths
because I don't think I've got many.
Oh.
In the singing world, I don't.
You sound like Chris Parker on Celebrity Treasure Island.
I don't know where I'm strong.
It's true.
Well, let's do it.
This week you've picked a topical song.
We're all going a little bit of this.
So we'll be singing Niles Barkley's Crazy.
Dreading this one. Is there anything you crazy? I'm dreading this one.
Is there anything you want to say?
And I picked it.
Is there any final words?
I've got nothing to say.
How this works is you'll hear Bree's crazy,
then you'll hear my crazy,
and then after that we want five people to pick
who's the winner of Friday Okie this week.
Should we just do it?
Yeah, let's just do it.
Here it goes.
This is Bree's Niles Barkleyay for Friday O'Keefe.
ZD.
I remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my mind
There was something so pleasant about that place
Even your emotions and echo, there's so much space
And when you're out there without a care So much space.
And when you're out there without a care, yeah, I was out of touch.
But it wasn't because I didn't know enough.
I just knew too much.
Does that make me crazy? Does that make me crazy That made me crazy
That made me crazy
Possibly
Not bad.
I am stoked with that.
I'm so stoked. I'm so stoked.
I'm really happy.
Thank you, Producer Ben.
You bloody polished that turd.
No, that's all you.
And rolled it in glitter, I think.
He put a little echo on there for you, but that was all you.
I'm pretty happy with that.
I was dreading it.
I'm pretty proud of myself.
Is it enough to get you back on the boards?
I don't know, but I'm happy.
I haven't heard my finished product yet.
I don't know what mine sounds like.
Do you hear yours before it goes there?
No.
I never hear mine.
No.
Let's do it.
This is the only thing standing between you and a victory.
It's My Crazy.
I remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my mind.
There was something so pleasant about that place
Even your emotions had an echo in so much space
And when you're out there without care
Yeah, I was out of touch
But it wasn't because I didn't know enough
I just knew too much But it wasn't because I didn't know enough.
I just knew too much.
Does that make me crazy?
Does that make me crazy?
Does that make me crazy? Possibly Yeah
I didn't know where to end that last bit.
You didn't go for the high note.
What do you mean I didn't go for the high note?
It's the whole, the high note.
What do you mean the high note?
Where he goes the high.
That's the whole point of the song.
I brought it down to my register.
That's the key, isn't it?
I was hoping you went for it.
I loved the rest of it and I was like, he's going to go for it.
Wow, will that work against me this afternoon?
I don't think so. I think I'm going to get
ready for another pantsing. But I,
you know what, it doesn't matter because I'm happy with how
I did. I was pretty proud of myself.
That's what matters. Yeah. We need five votes
on 0800DALZM. Do you want to
help pick the winner of Friday Okie this week?
Well, call us. Five people will decide it straight after brand new music from The Anxiety, ZM. Do you want to help pick the winner of Friday Oaky this week? Well, call us.
Five people will decide it straight after brand new music from the Anxiety on, ZM.
Does that make me crazy?
Well, no, see, I can't do it now.
She'd left it at the song.
Yeah, now I've stuffed it.
That doesn't count.
That bit doesn't count for the voting.
Only the bit with all the reverb and stuff on it.
That's what you're basing your votes on.
Bree and Clint.
Friday Oaky!
You just heard two fantastic
songs performed by two
fantastic singers
in a fantastic radio segment
called Friday Oaky. It's fantastic.
Oh, it's so fantastic.
Brie's crazy sounded like this.
Did that make me crazy?
Possibly.
She went for it.
She went for the note.
My crazy sounded like this.
Does that make me crazy?
Possibly.
Yeah.
You're saying our crazy sounds like this,
and I'm like, my crazy sounds more like...
Like cats fighting.
My crazy sounds more like, why are you texting that person?
Oh, really?
You want to talk about that?
Who's got it this week?
Who's the winner of Friday Okie?
Five votes will decide.
Caitlin's here.
Kia ora, Caitlin.
Hi, Caitlin.
Hi, guys.
How's it going?
Good, thanks, mate.
What are your thoughts this week?
Any feedback?
Yep.
Good on you, Bree.
Going for that note.
Absolutely.
Clint, there was a little bit of a chicken out, I must say.
A little what?
A little bit of a chicken out.
Yeah.
I can't hit that note, though.
It's not in me.
Try now.
Just give it a go.
Does that make me crazy? You can hit it. All right. Well, vote that note, though. It's not in me. Try now. Just give it a go. Does that make me crazy?
You can hit it.
All right.
Well, vote for me then.
I just did it.
Vote for me.
Caitlin, who are you voting for?
Definitely Brie.
Good on you.
Good job.
Thank you, mate.
I'm stoked with that.
One vote.
I'm happy.
One on the boards.
I'm a winner.
It's not a downtrodden this week.
Sharon's here.
Hi, Sharon.
G'day, Shaz.
G'day.
How are you? Good, mate. I'm nobody. I, Sharon. G'day, Shaz. Oh, g'day. How are you? Good, mate.
I'm nobody. I'm sorry to have to say you nailed it.
Oh, stop it,
Sharon. But are you voting for her?
You leave my voters
alone. Sharon, you're voting for me, aren't you?
It's most definitely.
Yeah, good. Just had to check. I need to hear her say the
words, okay? I need to hear her say the words.
You're always trying to just get that last bit out of them, aren't you?
Rachel's here.
Hi, Rachel.
G'day, Rach.
Kia ora.
Kia ora.
2-0 to Bree so far.
You could end it here.
What's the vote from you for Friday Oaky?
Yeah, a lot of power you've got.
Listen to Rachel.
She's, like, got all the power.
Yeah, you smashed it, Bree.
I feel so good about myself.
Thank you, Rach.
Wait, are you voting for me?
Yes, I am.
Oh, thank you, Rachel.
Wait, am I about to get downtrodden?
I wasn't prepared for this.
Sarah's here.
Hi, Sarah.
G'day, Sarah.
Hi, guys.
Hi.
What are your thoughts on Friday Oaky this week?
You know what?
I think you both did really, really good.
I agree.
I was really proud of myself, and then I heard Clint,
and I thought he did a fantastic job too.
I think it's a good week for both of us.
Definitely is, yeah.
Who are you voting for?
I'm voting for Bree.
You bloody ledge,
that's four votes.
There's only one left.
Darcy, you might as well vote for Bree
at this stage, right?
Hey, Kia ora team.
Kia ora.
My daughter Finlay and I
listen to Friday Oki every week and it's the highlight of our Friday. You guys are awesome. Oh, Kia ora, team. Kia ora. My daughter Finlay and I listen to Friday Oki every week,
and it's the highlight of our Friday.
You guys are awesome.
Oh, Darcy, you're the highlight of our Friday, man.
That is so cool.
Shout out to Finlay.
We appreciate both of you guys.
Give Finlay the vote.
Who does Finlay want to vote for on Friday Oki?
I'm voting for Brie.
There it is.
Finlay, I love you.
Thank you.
You've given me the five vote win.
You know what?
That's what I needed.
I needed that this week.
And you know what?
You should feel bloody good because yours was amazing.
I don't need your pity.
And I feel like I just took all those people's pity and I'll take it and I'll run into the sunset with it.
The unexpected spoils though is the replay.
So congratulations, Brie. the sunset with it. The unexpected spoils though is the replay, so congratulations Bree. Does that make me crazy?
Possibly.
I was so worried about
this week. Like it actually was worrying
me all day and then it's good to
feel proud of yourself, isn't it?
Bree and Clint.
It's my birthday. It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Brie and Clint's birthday banger.
Three people, their birthdays,
finding out what was number one on their 16th,
then we'll play our favourite one in full.
Are you trying to add some drama to this?
Yeah, just a little bit.
Yeah, right.
How'd it go?
It was good, yep.
It couldn't be better.
It could always be better, but it's trying that's the main thing.
Got to give it a go.
You got to give it a go.
You know who's dramatic?
That's Michelle.
Hi, Michelle.
G'day, Michelle.
Hello.
Loves a bit of drama.
Loves a bit of drama, Michelle, I hear.
Always starting something.
A little bit.
Yeah.
Michelle's life, pretty much the same plot line as Shortland Street.
Yeah, pretty close.
Michelle, please tell me that it's not your penis.
No, no, it's not.
Good, good.
Just checking.
What's your birthday, Michelle?
4th of August, 1984.
All right, Michelle, you were 16 in the year 2000.
And on the 4th of August in the year 2000, this was number one.
What a banger.
Yep, not bad, not bad.
Pretty good, Michelle.
You know, we've low-key got her phone number
sitting around somewhere.
Yeah.
When Michelle Visage was here from RuPaul's Drag Race,
we called Anastasia and she answered,
but because of that, her number's in our system.
Imagine if we called her. She was the least canon too. She sounded like but because of that, her number's in our system. Imagine if we called her.
She was the least canon too. She sounded like a lot of fun
actually. You like it
Michelle? That's a vote from you. Yes?
Yes. Good one for you Michelle.
Right there. Let's talk to Cheryl. Kia ora Cheryl.
G'day Cheryl. Hi.
How are you? Or should I say
Chedon Cherie.
Which is French for how's it going
Cheryl?
Plain Cheryl.
Yeah, plain old Cheryl from West Auckland, just like Outrageous Fortune.
Cheryl, give us your birthday.
3rd of February, 1972.
All right, Cheryl, you were 16 in 1988.
And on the 3rd of February in 88, this was number one. Banger.
Banger.
Linda Carlisle, I'm going to say.
Is it?
Belinda Carlisle.
Belinda Carlisle.
Yeah.
Do you like it, Cheryl?
Yeah, it brings back a lot of memories.
I'll bet it does. Where were you, Cheryl, that you like it Cheryl? Yeah, it brings back a lot of memories I'll bet it does
Where were you Cheryl that you can remember when you
Remember that song when you were 16
Was it on the dance floor with someone?
It would have been at a party somewhere for sure
Yes, and that's all you will say about that
Drunk in a garage I reckon
Wait there Cheryl, we'll get one more for Emma
Kia ora Emma
Hi Em Hi How's your week been Emma? that. Drunk in a garage, I reckon. Wait there, Cheryl. We'll get one more for Emma. Kia ora, Emma. Hi, Em.
Hi. How's your week been, Emma?
Oh, it's been alright.
Another day in lockdown.
Yeah, we know the feeling.
We're here too. Day 45.
Holla!
Come on, let's lift your spirits a bit for the weekend.
What's your birthday?
24th of Feb 96. Alright,
Emma, you were 16 in 2012. And on the 24th of Feb 96. Alright Emma you were 16 in 2012 and on the 24th of Feb
in 2012 this was number one.
Absolute banger. Flo Rida and Sia Wild Ones.. Do you like it, Emma? Oh yeah, it's not bad.
That is a stone cold banger
to me. I love that song.
Very uplifting, this song. So uplifting.
Okay, wait there, we've got a tough decision to make.
Three songs. We've got Anastasia,
Belinda Carlyle, or Flo
Rida and Sia. What's your gut telling you this
afternoon? I'm really torn.
I'm really torn too. Yeah.
I reckon we don't overthink it.
There's got to be one which is poking out
at the top for you, right? I think I know
what it is for the vibe
for a Friday. I think I know.
Okay, should we say it at the same time?
Yep. 3, 2,
1. Belinda Carlyle.
Aww.
Okay, we've got a split vote. Let's go to
Producer Ben.
What is the winner of Birthday Banger this afternoon?
All three back up for grabs.
I'm going to give it.
Yeah, there you are. Sorry.
No, you go.
No, you go first.
No, you hang on.
I'll go.
Oh, wait, hold on.
No, you go.
I'm going to give it to Cheryl.
I'm going to give it to Heaven Is A Place On Earth.
Are you going to go Belinda?
I was not expecting that.
Yeah.
I don't think we've ever, ever, ever played it.
No. There's probably a reason for that. I was going to say there could. I don't think we've ever, ever, ever played it. No.
There's probably a reason for that.
I was going to say there could be a reason for that.
But Cheryl, you've just won Birthday Banger.
Congratulations.
Yay.
Yay.
There you go.
Relive some of those garage parties right now, Cheryl.
There you go, everybody.
Happy Friday.
Bree and Clint, sit in.
Bree and Clint.
So this is the biggest show on Netflix
right now and they're talking
about it maybe being the biggest show
Netflix has ever made ever.
Really? It's on track to be
the biggest. Yeah, okay. It's called
Squid Game and
it's very gruesome.
I've watched it. I loved it. It was
very good. It's a Korean show.
I'm always interested in this.
Did you watch Korean with subtitles or did you watch dubbed in English?
I watched the dubbed because that's just what Netflix gave me.
Yeah.
Which I mean, I could have, I don't know if I.
You can change it.
You scroll down and you can change it.
Yeah.
I just, whatever was there, I watched it and it was fantastic.
I loved it.
And there's this piece of content that's going viral at the moment
because essentially what you need to know,
if you haven't seen the show, that doesn't matter,
but in the show, the first episode,
there's these business cards that get sent out to people
and essentially it's got a number on the back
where people have to call the number
if they want to take part in this game.
Yep.
That's the premise of the first episode.
Sure.
And reports out today that the number that's on those business cards,
the producers of the show just thought it was a random bunch of numbers
that they picked.
Just made it up, yeah.
And it was all good.
But actually it turns out it belongs to a man and he's been getting
4,000 calls a day.
Oh, shut up.
Oh, how pissed off would you be?
Asking if they can play the game.
He'd never seen the show, so he was very confused.
Yeah.
And now there's, like, stories where apparently someone's asked
to buy the number off of him.
4,000 calls a day?
Yeah, 4,000 calls a day.
That's how popular this show is. It's crazy.
I thought, you know,
so annoying for that guy. Let's
call the number.
Because, I mean, everyone else is doing it.
He won't answer.
I'm keen to give it a go. In fact, let's bang at him right now.
Yeah, the producers have the number.
They're going to put it through because it's got all kinds
of weird area codes and stuff.
We're going to put in the number right now. We're going to see it through because it's got all kinds of weird area codes and stuff We're going to put in the number right now
We're going to see if we get a connection
We won't, but we may as well give it a go
Where is this guy? He's in South Korea
I think so, yeah
I think pick it up now, Clint
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Do you want to play a game?
Oh my God.
I've answered.
Who is this?
Who is this?
Red light.
Is this your mum?
Is this mum and I?
We'd like to play the game.
How do we sign up?
Red light, green light.
Mum, this is not what we spoke about.
This is not what we spoke about, mum. You know what I said to her? I was like, look, this is not what we spoke about. This is not what we spoke about, Mum.
You know what I said to her?
I was like, look, this is the deal.
We're going to call you.
Just put on a weird voice so it doesn't sound like you.
Has she seen the show?
She hasn't seen the show.
And I said, no matter what, don't give up the fact that it's you.
Well, she hasn't yet.
She's stuck with the character.
Mum, is it you?
Is this you, Mum?
Red light, green light. She's good. Shit character. Mum, is it you? Is this you, Mum? Red light.
She's good.
Shit, she's good.
It might not be her.
I don't know if it is her now.
Yeah, well, maybe we have connected with South Korea.
All right.
Well, yes, Mr. Squid Game, I'd like to play the game.
I choose red light.
What happens now?
Two circles.
Fight to the death.
Okay.
Very good.
Thank you very much.
We'll be publishing this phone number on the Bree and Clint Facebook page, I think.
Bree and Clint.
I don't know who's into Halloween in New Zealand, but some people get really into it.
It's growing in popularity.
It is growing, and it's fast approaching because on October 31st, Halloween will be celebrated.
Yes.
And it's quite interesting because
did you know a new Scream movie's
coming out in 2022? No.
January. Scream's the Courtney Cox
one, eh? Yes. Where she met her
husband, David Arquette. And
what's the main girl, Sydney, who plays
her? Um. Oh my
God, she's like 90s icon. Um.
Oh. Pamela Randerson.
No. Um. Um. You got abouts icon. Pamela Anderson. No.
You got about five seconds before I get it.
Neve Campbell.
Did I get it? Yeah, you got it.
Yeah, well done.
It must have been somewhere in my brain.
But it's, yeah, they're releasing a new one in January 2022,
which is exciting.
And I think this is a bit of a promo PR thing that they're doing.
But do you know you can actually rent the original house from Scream?
The house where Sydney was when she was on the Uniden cordless phone when she got this
call.
Hello, Sydney.
Hi.
Who is this?
You tell me.
That movie made me scared to answer the phone for a bit.
Yeah.
You know?
And then, remember Scary Movie covered that scene and they made fun of it and stuff?
Anyway.
They made it a bit silly.
Yeah, they did.
Because it was scary and they made it a bit.
They did.
But you can book that actual house out only for a certain set time.
Obviously, they've done a deal.
Overnight?
With the owners.
I think, yeah, overnight.
You stay the night?
I'm pretty sure.
Yeah, from October 12th. You should be able to pay extra and not tell your friends. To With the owners. I think, yeah, overnight. You stay the night? I'm pretty sure. Yeah, from October 12th.
You should be able to pay extra and not tell your friends.
To have the experience.
For the full experience.
Have someone show up.
Obviously, they have to sweep the house first and take all the knives and stuff out of it.
So one of your mates doesn't like.
True.
You know?
That could end badly.
Because not everyone's.
Actually, this is a bad idea.
I take this back.
This is a bad idea.
You know what's a good idea?
Yeah.
Do you remember in Scary Movie what they did, how they made it funny?
No.
I'm going to do something, and if you've watched Scary Movie,
you'll remember this.
Let's call my mum up because she was just on the show before.
She was pranking us, well, you at least.
I want to see if she answers.
And let's see what she does
right here.
Do you want to play a game?
Dammit, she's
pranked you right back.
Mum, I was pranking you!
The woman cannot
get out of character. You're meant to drop the character
now, Mum.
Okay, ready, hold on, wait.
Hang up on her.
Let's call her back.
That was 15 minutes ago.
Hang up on her.
Come aboard the dial again.
Let's pretend.
Okay, ready, ready, ready.
I'll do a fake ring.
Now you answer, Mum and Di.
Hello?
What's that?
I would have rather said
Do you want to play?
Hey mum
Can I get a
Can I get a
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
Yeah I reckon
I reckon
Yeah good prank
Successful prank
Crush that
Yeah another successful prank
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