ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 1st October 2024

Episode Date: October 1, 2024

What was wrong with the ring?  Mumma Di has a go at the "if they weren't famous they'd be in my league" game.  Whose undies did you have to wear?  Loud people at concerts.  See omnystudio.com/li...stener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:41 From the ZM Studios In Auckland, New Zealand, it's Brie and Clint. It's all of a love, everybody. Welcome to the Brie and Clint show on a Taylor Tuesday. Can I just say, that might be my favourite opener we've ever had. Scott, how you doing? I think it's my favourite one ever. And people I have seen, especially in our podcast group on Facebook, have been loving it.
Starting point is 00:01:10 Is it cutting through, is it? Yeah, I think so. That's what we need. It's good vibes. That's what we need. We've got to have cut through. We've got to stand out. I have noticed, though, people have suggested, and it's funny
Starting point is 00:01:19 because I feel like Claudia had this idea already. People suggested that the six-year anniversary song that we got Kaylee Bell to do, they reckon that should be an opener. That should be a theme music for sure. Don't worry, guys. It's in the works. Yes, Claude.
Starting point is 00:01:34 We've got the masters. We have Kaylee Bell in here. We can do what we want with it. We've got the masters. We've got it all. We get Diplo to do a remix. I thought you were calling us the masters and I was like, yeah, you're right.
Starting point is 00:01:43 We are. You're the puppet masters. Yeah. Get your hand out of there. Oh, by the way, very new me today. I've gone the whole day without checking my phone today.
Starting point is 00:01:56 It's because you forgot it at your house. Maybe. It still counts. Maybe. Either way, I haven't opened my phone today. Have you been on your laptop? Yeah, but counts. Maybe. Either way, I haven't opened my phone today. Have you been on your laptop?
Starting point is 00:02:09 Yeah, but only for work. No social media? Only Facebook. But I haven't checked my phone. Hey, it's better than what we're doing. Since midday. It's at home. I'm really worried about what I'm missing on the phone. I can't reach it.
Starting point is 00:02:25 It's out of reach, out of sight, out of mind. Spoiler. Yeah. You wouldn't have missed much. No, I won't have. It's just there nagging in the back of the mind. So if there's anyone listening at the moment with a chronic phone addiction or even like cigarette addiction, I know the answer.
Starting point is 00:02:40 Leave it at home. Just leave it at home. You can't use what you don't have. Tell me the truth. When you realised that you accidentally left it at home, did you have a slight panic? Yeah, a moment of panic. Yeah, absolutely.
Starting point is 00:02:55 It makes you panic, eh? I've still got my smartwatch. Oh, so the truth comes out. So I can still get my steps. Is that why you were awkwardly trying to text on your smart watch? Hey, watch, can you do TikTok? Ha ha!
Starting point is 00:03:12 Ha ha ha! Good videos. Anyway, yeah, new me, new me. Taylor Tuesday, we've got a Taylor Swift song coming for you in 1, 2, 3, 4 songs time, but first we're going to do Trady vs. Lady. Yes, so don't call for Taylor Swift right now. Call for Trady vs. Lady. Yes, so don't call for Taylor Swift right now. Call for Tradie vs. Lady.
Starting point is 00:03:28 0800 dials it in. Bree and Clint. Time for a round of Tradie vs. Tradie vs. Tradie vs. Lady. It's Tradie vs. Lady. 3, 2, 1, let's go.
Starting point is 00:03:44 It's the Tradies versus Ladies The score update for you If you've been following along Throughout the year The Tradies on 82 The Ladies on 83 The Tradies
Starting point is 00:03:55 This is huge One behind This is huge The Tradies can go level today For the first time this year They've never been in front They've never even been equal With the Ladies
Starting point is 00:04:04 Except for the first day that we played this game. Correct. Let's meet our lady first. She's calling from Tauranga. She's 30, and she currently has braces. Welcome to the show, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hello.
Starting point is 00:04:16 How long have you had braces for? Oh, just over a year. How's it been going? Honestly, it's been great. I love them. Getting braces as an adult, way easier. No one bullies you as an adult for your braces, eh? That's right.
Starting point is 00:04:29 And they're white. Yeah. Oh, lovely. God, the technology's gotten so good, eh? I bet none of your workmates call you train track mouth like people did at school. No. Brace face. I've never been called that once.
Starting point is 00:04:40 Brace face. The iron jaw. I love them. Yeah. Oh, good on you, Sarah. The iron jaw. Yeah. Oh, good on you, Sarah. That's exciting. You're taking on our tradies today.
Starting point is 00:04:49 They're from Huntley. They are 51 and they collect skulls. Welcome to the show, Janine. I know. Oh, wow. Hi, Janine. How many skulls do you have? Please say they're not human.
Starting point is 00:05:00 They're not human. They're like the Mexican painted ones. They're really pretty. Oh. Like pottery skulls. Yeah, yeah. I was picturing like dead animal skulls, Janine. I'm not going to lie. That's a little bit next level.
Starting point is 00:05:13 Yeah. I thought you were the Huntley Bone Collector. The Mexican skulls, they're nice. You're a what? Bogan, did you say? Yeah. She's the Huntley Bogan, not the Huntley Bone Collector. That makes two of us, Janine.
Starting point is 00:05:26 Excellent. I like it. Let's go with names again as buzzers today. Sarah, Janine, the first one of you to three correct answers gets $50 cash. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Blake Lively rose to fame on which teen drama from the 2000s?
Starting point is 00:05:41 Sarah. Yes, Sarah. Gossip Girl. Gossip Girl. XOXO. Gossip Girl. Gossip Girl. XOXO, Gossip Girl. That is correct. One to the ladies. Here comes question number two. It's Taylor Tuesday on ZM.
Starting point is 00:05:54 What year was Taylor Swift born? Sarah. Sarah's in? 1989. 1989. It is, of course, 1989. One of her albums is named after it. Two to the ladies.
Starting point is 00:06:07 You need this one, Janine, to stay in it. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Sarah. Sarah. Taylor Swift. Taylor. She's got it.
Starting point is 00:06:19 It's a pants thing. Go, Braceface. She's a lady. Go, Braceface. Oh, oh, oh! She's a lady. Did you hook a battery up to those braces or something, Sarah? You were rapid. Yeah, man.
Starting point is 00:06:30 Thanks. I'm all formed today. Sorry, Janine the Huntley Bogan. We wanted you to get there but wasn't to be. Oh, never mind. Thanks a lot. No worries. Well done, Sarah.
Starting point is 00:06:40 50 bucks coming your way. We'll get it out to you. Not the ladies' day to be taken down by the tradies either. Not today. Bree and Clint. I want to talk about this story I read where a woman is very upset at her now fiancé, I guess, but maybe it won't last long. So essentially they've been dating for about four years
Starting point is 00:07:01 and he ends up proposing to her, which she's very excited about. And she loves the ring. The ring looks amazing. And as all people do, like after you get engaged, you probably are going to ask some questions about the ring. Yeah. You know, because you weren't involved in- Where'd you get it?
Starting point is 00:07:22 Picking it, yeah. Where'd you get it? What sort of stone is it? How much was it? Exactly. You know? You know the least awkward way to ask how much the ring was? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:30 You tell them that you need to nominate it for your insurance. That's how heaps of people do it. Hey, I love this ring so much. I've got to add it to my insurance. Can you just give me a rough idea of what it's worth? Yes. It's a great option. Anyway, that's exactly what happened with this couple.
Starting point is 00:07:49 And she was asking questions about the ring like a few days after and she kind of was like, you know, what kind of, I don't care what it is, but, you know, is it a diamond? Is it this? Is it that? Like, what is that? And he didn't really know the answers to it and was kind of acting a bit weird and she kind of picked up on it and then eventually she was like
Starting point is 00:08:12 you know how how much was that and that's when he um said to stop asking questions because it was rude. Okay. Suspicious. Anyway, one of her friends has seen the ring and said to her, God, that looks like a ring I saw on Timu. Oh, no. So she obviously then has gone to Timu to look up the ring. And lo and behold.
Starting point is 00:08:47 She's got a Timu ring. She's got a Timu ring. Costed him a whopping $38. He splashed out $38 on the woman he wants to spend the rest of his life with. Yeah. She said that she doesn't really care about how much it costs, but she's pretty upset that he lied. She definitely cares that it costs $38.
Starting point is 00:09:13 You don't have to spend thousands of dollars. You don't, but $38. You've got to spend more than you would pay for a round of drinks on the engagement ring. Yeah. You know? $38 is, that's pretty bad. It used to be you had to spend two months salary. That was the old reasoning. Yeah. You know? $38 is, that's pretty bad. It used to be you had to spend two months salary. That was the old reasoning.
Starting point is 00:09:28 Yeah. But he spent $38. I just would. That's two hours salary. I'd feel pretty stink. The main thing I'd feel stink about is he didn't, he wouldn't have even seen it before it came. He doesn't care. He just went on Timu and picked it out. Like at least go to a store. He could have gone to
Starting point is 00:09:44 cash converters and got you a secondhand real ring. Yeah. You know, if money's the issue. Exactly. I'd be pretty annoyed. Or he could have got you a placeholder ring from Timu and said, hey. This is a placeholder.
Starting point is 00:09:55 I've got no money at the moment. We're in a cost of living crisis, but I've got to lock this down. I want to lock this in. Here's your placeholder ring and when we can afford it, I'll get you the ring of your dreams. Makes it worse because she mentioned how much he earns.
Starting point is 00:10:07 How much? 200K a year. Oh, nah. Nah. That's not. They're not going to last. That's a slap in the face. $38.
Starting point is 00:10:16 You can spend $1,000 on a ring. Like, come on. We've asked this question before, and it always gets an interesting response because we're not trying to money shame anybody with this. It doesn't necessarily mean that the price was the issue, but we want to know what was wrong with the ring that you were given. Maybe they didn't propose with a ring. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:36 Maybe they proposed with something else. Yeah. Like the pull tab of a soft drink can. Maybe they proposed to you with a ring they proposed to their previous girlfriend with. Whatever it is, we want to know on 0800-DARLS-A-DEM. Anything. Just what was wrong with the ring? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:53 What was the thing that made you either say no or get them to change the ring out later on? It was just, what was the issue? What was wrong with it? You can text us on 9696 as well. Producer Ella, if Ryan spent $38 on your ring, how would you react? I'd say he got a bloody bargain.
Starting point is 00:11:12 No, she wouldn't. She's just trying to act like she's fine. I'd be totally chill about it. Well, I don't think we can do anything today. There's not really anything we can do because the phone lines are flooded with Taylor Swift calls.
Starting point is 00:11:29 So if you were trying to call to tell us about the engagement ring and what may have been wrong with it, we're not going to get those calls. Well, I think we got one. We got one person. We got one? Okay. Oh, God, how'd she get through?
Starting point is 00:11:43 That's unbelievable. Hi, Hayley. How are you? I'm good, how'd she get through? That's unbelievable. Hi, Hayley. How are you? Good, thanks. How are you? Good, thanks. What happened? What was wrong with the ring?
Starting point is 00:11:52 Well, nothing was wrong with it per se, but basically I found a ring that I loved, and it was really expensive. Okay. Not in the budget. Yes. So we agreed to like a placeholder. I went and circled a few in the magazines that i liked
Starting point is 00:12:06 yep and he picked it ultimately and then the placeholder yeah yeah um and i think he kind of thought that was it you know he'd done it right he thought the placeholder ring was the ring yeah um and then obviously i went to the jewelry store where the ring was and I was like, oh, hey, like it's on special. Shall I just get it? And I got it. And now when people ask me about my ring, he's like, yeah, she didn't like the one that I chose. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:12:35 So he completely missed the point that the placeholder is just like it says on the box. A placeholder. A placeholder. And he thought you were being greedy and getting yourself two rings. I don't even know. I think he had one idea of how much a placeholder was going to be and I
Starting point is 00:12:51 didn't look at the prices. I just circled things that I liked. And he was like, oh, it was a $700 ring. Like, that's still, that's more than a placeholder. Yeah, I mean, it's a nice ring. It's a nice ring to hold on to. You'll have that. You could pass it down to kids. How much was the real ring on special? Yeah, tell us, Hayley.
Starting point is 00:13:07 Six. Six grand? Yeah. For a 12 grand ring? Yeah, well, on special. Wait, was it 12 grand down to six grand? Yeah, it was one of those crazy. Hayley, you're sorry not to get it.
Starting point is 00:13:21 You're making money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're making money. This guy doesn't understand how money works. I was like, come on in here now. I have to buy it. Yeah, you were stupid not to get it, Hayley. Yeah, this guy doesn to get it. You're making money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're making money. This guy doesn't understand. This guy doesn't understand how money works. I was like, come on in here now. I have to buy it. Yeah, you were stupid not to get it, Hayley. Yeah, this guy doesn't get it.
Starting point is 00:13:30 Whoever you marry is an idiot. What's he into? What's his hobby? Is he like motorbikes or cars or anything like that? PlayStation or Xbox. Oh, PlayStation. Oh. There's nothing with PlayStation that costs $6,000.
Starting point is 00:13:43 Just buy him an Xbox and say it's a placeholder for a PlayStation I've got him plenty of gifts over time he wanted to get it for me he just didn't have that amount of money at the time I was like that's cool the ring gets cheaper every time you wear it Hayley
Starting point is 00:13:58 cost per wear every day you're good to go girl I've been wearing it every day for the last 5 years it's paid for itself it literally is paid for itself you're down to about $3 a day you're good to go, girl. Well, I've been wearing it every day for the last five years, so it's paid for itself, I think. It's paid. It literally is paid for itself. You're down to about $3 a day. You're fine.
Starting point is 00:14:09 You're fine, okay? Yeah, totally. It's all good. Less than a coffee a day. Less than a coffee. Brie and Clint. Taylor Swift Air is to our tickets right now. We have been giving away trips to see Sabrina Carpenter
Starting point is 00:14:19 in America as well. Those shows that we've been giving the trips to are happening right now. You'll be seeing on your TikTok feed every day new things. Looks so good doesn't it? The show looks excellent Looks so fun. I saw this clip today that someone has recorded
Starting point is 00:14:33 at the Sabrina Carpenter show. I believe the person that you can hear is the person recording the video I want you to imagine that you are standing behind this person or directly in front of this person at the Sabrina Carpenter show and tell me what you would do.
Starting point is 00:14:50 Have a listen to this. I'm working late As I'm a singer But he looks at you Back to my finger I'm twisting hammer Holy smokes. Now, does that add to the concert experience for you?
Starting point is 00:15:09 Or does that take something away from it? Because that person's enjoying it, but really enjoying it. It adds a busted eardrum to my experience. That's what it does. What do you do, though? They're like in the stands. They're like a little bit off to the left of the stage, but they're close enough that they can see. They should be drowned out by the music, but that person's so loud that they're not in the stands. They're like a little bit off to the left of the stage, but they're close enough that they can see.
Starting point is 00:15:25 They should be drowned out by the music, but that person's so loud that they're not. It's probably you've saved up for this show. Let them tire themselves out. Eventually they're going to lose their voice. That's such a good point. Like they will. That's not sustainable.
Starting point is 00:15:38 No one can sustain that. Yeah. I'm working hard As I'm a singer But he looks so cute. Back to my finger. My fancy hammer. See, she was already losing her voice there.
Starting point is 00:15:53 Starting to go away. It reminds me of someone we know who is renowned for this. Oh, yeah. Megan Sager. I'm going to full name her. Is she a screamer? She's quite, yeah, she's, and the thing about Megan
Starting point is 00:16:07 is that she knows all the lyrics. Yeah. So she's not afraid to scream them. Yeah. Can she not sing? Absolutely not. She can't sing? No, tone deaf, just like me.
Starting point is 00:16:17 And she's just so into it that that's how she goes. Yeah, she just screams at the top of her lungs. You went to Eris tour with her, didn't you? I did. How was that? I didn't hear half the show. She was standing next to me. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:28 Yeah. Good once the voice runs out that way. But then eventually she lost her voice and tired herself out. Bree and Clint. Zed and Bree and Clint. Chapel Roan's Pink Pony Club. We were going to sing that for Friday Oaky this week, but we chickened out.
Starting point is 00:16:48 Because no one knows it. Not yet, yeah. But also it's really hard. You reckon? Don't you reckon? I feel like the song you chose is harder than that one. You can Gavin DeGraw, I Don't Want To Be, is harder than that. What do you think, producers?
Starting point is 00:17:04 They're hard in different ways. Which one would you rather sing? Pink Pony Club. Claudia? Pink Pony Club. You'd rather sing Pink Pony Club than Gavin DeGraw? I don't want to be anything other than what I've been trying to be. He's literally hitting incredible notes the whole song.
Starting point is 00:17:29 Whereas like Pink Pony Club is no walk in the park though. I can do that. It's where I belong down at the Pink Pony Club. Maybe we do it next week then. Okay, we can do it next week. We can do it next week. Millennial icon Lorde has posted on Instagram overnight. Doesn't post all that much these days.
Starting point is 00:17:50 See I claimed her for the millennials. Just. Just. Wait how old? She's right on the tipping point. She turns 28 this year. She's a millennial.
Starting point is 00:18:00 Oh she's a millennial. Just. She's the youngest. Just. She's the youngest millennial. One of us. One of us. She's put a picture on Oh, she's a millennial. Just. She's the youngest. Just. She's the youngest millennial. One of us. One of us.
Starting point is 00:18:07 She's put a picture on her Instagram, well, a range of pictures actually, sporting a mean black eye. Yeah, big, big shiner. Real decent black eye. It's right along the top of the bone underneath the eye there. She's been clocked with something. And because Lorde doesn't just post on Instagram, everyone is speculating that the post is actually a cryptic tease about her new album. Well, there's stuff in the caption that alludes to it.
Starting point is 00:18:35 There's a whole lot of L's and a whole lot of 4's, which people are saying means L4, Lorde, Lord's fourth album. People have gone deeper as well. They believe that the black eye means that she's got a hit on the way. Hey, I like it. Someone asked, did the new album drop on you, Queen? And someone else asked, did you forget to wait for that green light? Which is, you know.
Starting point is 00:19:04 That's good. It's vintage. It's a good reference. This new album hits hard, hopefully. Yeah, possibly. I'd like to think that if Lorde is teasing her new album that it's just going to surprise us this Friday. Like if she's putting out a post at the start of the week on a Monday that it's just going to... New Music Friday.
Starting point is 00:19:19 Why would she drag it out? You know, if it's been so secretive, why would she drag it out with Instagram posts if this is what it is? Yeah, I hope so. I mean, what a great surprise. Wouldn drag it out? You know, if it's been so secretive, why would she drag it out with Instagram posts if this is what it is? Yeah, I hope so. I mean, what a great surprise. Wouldn't it be? It would be. It's the time to drop a new album too.
Starting point is 00:19:32 It's the era of powerhouse girl pop. You're Chapel Roans. You're Olivia Rodrigo's. You're Taylor Swift's. You're bloody, who else? Chapel Roan. Chapel Roan. You got Chapel Roan in there.
Starting point is 00:19:41 Billie Eilish. Billie Eilish. Chapel Roan. You know, it's go time, so it would be good. No one knows what happened to Lord's Eye, but I thought we could ask this afternoon, how did you get your black eye? How did you get a shiner?
Starting point is 00:19:57 How did you get a shiner? Not from being hit in the face by somebody. Okay. A different way. Okay. Like opening a cupboard into your face or dropping your phone onto your face. My mum got a black eye from being kicked in the face by a horse.
Starting point is 00:20:10 Oh! Does that count? Yeah, that counts. Is she all right? You've met her. Obviously not. She took a horse hoof to the face. Broke her nose.
Starting point is 00:20:20 Oh! Yeah. You said our friend Megan walked into your ranch slider and left a face imprint of her makeup on the door and got black eye? Yeah, I'm pretty sure she broke her nose as well. She had a blood nose because she walked straight into the ranch
Starting point is 00:20:35 slider. If you're calling us for Taylor Swift, stop. Hang up. Please hang up. No more Taylor Swift calls. Not yet. Not until we play Taylor Swift. Clint said he's going to start blocking numbers. Call. And I believe him. I want people to call now about their black eyes.
Starting point is 00:20:49 Yeah. Okay. How'd you get your black eye? What's the funny story about how you got a black eye? Funny story about how you got a black eye. People can also text them through on 9696. Or you can text us and we can call you. Or you can call now.
Starting point is 00:21:03 People are listening. They're hanging up. Yeah, good. Thank you, everybody. Well done, we can call you. Or you can call now. People are listening. They're hanging up. Yeah, good. Thank you, everybody. Well done, guys. Thank you. We will tell you when the time to call for Taylor Swift is. It's not now.
Starting point is 00:21:12 It's not now. It's not going to help you to call now. We want your black eye stories right now, and we'll get them on next. We're talking about Lorde and her black eye that she's posted on Instagram. People suggesting that it's hinting about a new album about to drop, Lorde's fourth album. But she hasn't said how she got the black eye. And she could have got it anyway.
Starting point is 00:21:31 She could have got it, you know, the most random thing could have happened to give her that black eye. An accident. She could have headbutted the microphone while recording her fourth album. We don't know. Yeah. So we want to know what's the random way that you gave yourself a black eye. Jess is on the phone. Hi, Jess. Hi, what's the random way that you gave yourself a black eye? Jess is on the phone. Hi, Jess. Hi, Jess.
Starting point is 00:21:48 Hi. How'd you give yourself a black eye? I gave myself a black eye giving birth to my daughter. What, you punched yourself in the eye? I did. Were you straining real hard? Wait, wait, wait.
Starting point is 00:22:03 Jess, with your hand, right? Yeah. Okay, just checking. Do you think maybe her knee? I don't know. There's arms and legs going everywhere. She's in the stirrups and she's... Yeah?
Starting point is 00:22:12 Yeah. Have you seen how close your legs are to your face? Yeah. How'd you do it, Jess? I don't know how else to explain it other than the pain. She got herself into a very awkward position. She was basically trying to come out sideways. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:27 And by that stage, I hadn't had the epidural. And apparently, I also ripped the IV out of my hand and there was blood going everywhere from there. Oh, jeez. Oh, crime scene. You would have looked like you'd been beat up after the birth. Exactly. You poor thing, Jess. Baby's trying to come out sideways.
Starting point is 00:22:40 They call that the Tokyo drift birth. You know? Yeah. I'm trying to come out sideways. I hope she didn't use berth. You know? Yeah. Trying to come out sideways. I hope she didn't use NOS. No, I hope they did use NOS. Oh, yeah, on Jess, not on the baby. No, not on the baby.
Starting point is 00:22:52 Because she would have come flying out. Baby come out too fast. Yeah. Thanks, Jess. Thank you, Jess. So good. Thanks for the call. This text is so funny.
Starting point is 00:23:01 Oh, I think it might be my favourite text of the week so far. I was pretending to play the cat like a bagpipe, is so funny. Oh, I think it might be my favourite text of the week so far. I was pretending to play the cat like a bagpipe and she clawed my eye, which gave me quite the black eye. Look, we've all been there. We put our dog on the spit sometimes. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we grab her legs. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:20 I mean, I don't think she likes it, but we're like, Meryl on the spit. Yeah, yeah. I like to play my cat like an electric guitar, stretch it out and then strum the cat's belly. She hates it, but it gets the kids going. The poor pets, eh? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:32 They put up with so much. And you know you deserve that black eye, and you probably don't regret it. So, you know, what have you got to do? It was probably worth it. Probably a fantastic song that came out of that Persian. Jamie is here. Hi, Jamie.
Starting point is 00:23:44 Hiya, how you doing? Good, thanks. How'd you give yourself a black eye? So, it was New Year's a couple years back now. I was at a friend's house and I was walking down her porch and the light was off and the steps going down and my shoe had caught the last step and I went
Starting point is 00:24:00 flying forward. I ended up fracturing my ankle and I went straight into a wall. Oh, the double ender. It's funny now, but it was terrible. I bet it was. A face injury and an ankle injury. Yeah, you know, got a two in one. Happy New Year to you. What was your New Year's resolution? Take more care? Yeah, pretty much. You poor thing. Thanks, Jamie. Someone texted and said, I got a black eye because I was shit in the eye by a paintball.
Starting point is 00:24:27 It went inside the mask. Perfect shit. Lol. And then they text back and they said, Shot. I mean shot, not shit. We assumed it was shot. I was shot in the eye, not shit in the eye.
Starting point is 00:24:38 I love how in the first text, though, they wrote shit twice. Twice, yeah. Probably because it was correcting on their phone, I'd say. I gave myself a black eye using a lint roller on my legs. I bent down to do my lower leg and smashed my eye on the corner of the bench. Went out that night with a swollen eye. That's dedication. You're like, I've already lint rolled these pants.
Starting point is 00:24:58 I'm not going to not go out. I'm not going to waste this. I'm not going to waste this. I'm not going to waste this. Someone else texted her and said, I was in a goanna wrestling with one of those big thick exercise bands instead of a belt.
Starting point is 00:25:10 The band slipped off the other guy's head so technically I won but I came off second best. Two black eyes and a concussion. What is goanna wrestling? So goanna wrestling, I'm glad you asked. You give me your belt and I take my belt and we connect them and we make one big belt.
Starting point is 00:25:27 Okay. And then we get down on our hands and knees facing each other and we loop the belt over the back of our heads and then we pull backwards. It's like a tug of war with your neck. You know, I don't have... And it's called goanna wrestling. I don't have any desire to go to a Buck Snyder.
Starting point is 00:25:44 If you do it with an elastic band, though, can you imagine the recoil? Either the band's going to flick you in the face or the other guy is going to flick you in the face. Well, that's what happened here. The exercise band, straight in the mouth. Also known as Gaga Nui. Samantha is here. Hi, Samantha.
Starting point is 00:26:01 Hi there. How are you guys? Good, thanks, Samantha. How did you get a black eye? This was in primary school, and we were practicing as a hockey team at lunchtime. We were having practice, and I was practicing flicking the hockey ball up,
Starting point is 00:26:19 and it definitely went more vertical than horizontal, which it's supposed to do, and I stupidly just stayed standing underneath it and watched it come down onto my face in between my eye and the bridge of my nose Samantha if it makes you feel better we have had so many text messages about black eyes from hockey
Starting point is 00:26:39 from hockey balls, hockey sticks I'm not surprised Samantha did you ever think to yourself, like, whenever I watch hockey, I'm like, hell to the no. That is the last sport I'm playing. Oh, no, I still played it. And I'm not joking. I think it actually helped improve my reflexes.
Starting point is 00:26:57 Yeah, because you're terrified. Because you could die. Yeah, yeah. It hasn't happened since then. I've played hockey before, too, and I've never been a part of a sport where I've thought more that there should be helmets. There should be helmets.
Starting point is 00:27:10 Having a full-face helmet for hockey would not take away from the sport of hockey at all. It's not like you guys have to do scrums or anything. It would improve it. Samantha, how many other injuries have you had from the sport of hockey? To be honest, that's the only one. And I think that's partially because
Starting point is 00:27:25 I've actually gotten such good reflexes from it. I think I've been lucky I learned from that. Yeah, give it time, give it time. Don't you agree, like when you watch that sport, I'm like, that, like there's people swinging hard sticks as hard as they can and the ball is as hard as a rock. Last text on how you got a black eye. Someone said, I tripped over my own dress
Starting point is 00:27:44 and headbutted a door handle. Oh. Yeah. Oh. That would hurt. Someone else said, I got a black eye falling face first into the ground from a moon hopper. Remember those things? Yeah, they were good.
Starting point is 00:27:57 They were good. Bree and Clint. Let's get classical. Just a bit of feedback on the text machine. Ella all day. Bree and Clint have no chance. Thank you. Johnny.
Starting point is 00:28:12 Thanks, Johnny. We love you, Johnny. Thanks for believing us, Johnny. A few other ones. Ella for the win. It says Ella. Capital letters. Get it, Ella.
Starting point is 00:28:18 With flame emojis. We've got Ella exclamation mark. Ella. Another text. Ella. One of them says Ella for the win. Chicken drumstick. But you're a, Ella for the win, chicken drumstick. But you're a vegan.
Starting point is 00:28:27 I can eat fake chicken. We've had about three messages of support. Well, we'll take it. One just said, bring. I love being the underdog. Me too. It's the best place to be. Those are our ride or dies, those people.
Starting point is 00:28:37 They are. Yeah, you say that. Our forevers. Let's play this game. Let's find a winner for some free KFC this afternoon. Claudia, good afternoon. Hello, everyone. I like that we're not being too hard on each other yet.
Starting point is 00:28:49 Normally, you've started, like, dogging each other a little more than this. I feel sick. Give it time. I feel like everyone's still in a good mood. You all know the rules. Just buzz in with your name if you know the song, the pop song turned classical. First person or team to do points.
Starting point is 00:29:03 Are you okay? Right in there. I feel anxious. I'm so anxious. The mood just changed. I felt it. It's got balls in here. It's like a Yeti is in there. Okay, let's just jump right into it.
Starting point is 00:29:14 Yes, please. Bray. Bray? Pink Pony Club? No. We're the tribe. We're the tribe. Ella.
Starting point is 00:29:28 I kissed a girl, Katy Perry. That was good. That was very good. We look stupid. That was our song. She wasn't even born. I was born. I was 12. She would have been 6.
Starting point is 00:29:44 I was 12. That song came out in born. I was born. I was 12. She would have been six. I was 12. That song came out in like 2008. Yeah. No. No, I had a blueberry. I had a blueberry. It was 12. A blueberry?
Starting point is 00:29:54 What's a blueberry? My little blackberry? Yes. That song came out in 2008, I swear. Yeah. And Ella was born in the year 2000, which would make her eight. Eight. I'm trying to Google. I also can't Google. Don't worry. Yeah. And Ella was born in the year 2000, which would make her eight. Where?
Starting point is 00:30:06 I'm trying to Google. I also can't Google. Don't worry. Let's just do the next one, shall we? It was 2008. Yeah, here's another one. Bree! That's me, Bruno Mars.
Starting point is 00:30:23 Marry you? Oh, my hatred for that song has paid off I was on your Yeah Tail Yeah That was close You were right there That was super close
Starting point is 00:30:38 Two millennial anthems in a row Yeah come on This last song has been loaded in for three weeks now because Ella has been owning you guys and only made the first two. Oh, we haven't made it to round three.
Starting point is 00:30:50 No, okay, we're here. This one has been on standby for three weeks. Come on, Clint. This is our week. Okay. It's our week. I know it. Me too.
Starting point is 00:31:14 I've got nothing. Brie. Brie. Oh, I don't know. No, it was me. I think it was me. No, it was me. I feel like it was so perfectly tied that I don't know what to do now.
Starting point is 00:31:28 You have to make a decision. You have to make it fast. How confident do you feel, Brie? Very. I feel pretty confident. Yeah. Do we just give it a tie today? No.
Starting point is 00:31:36 Nah, Brie. Coldplay. What's the name of him? If you don't get it, we're going to... No, no, wait. Hold on. Feels like I'm falling in love. Yes.
Starting point is 00:31:48 Come on! It is so cool. It is so cool. You need a timer. Three seconds. You can't tell me what to do. Do you know how to count? I'm taking a point off Ella.
Starting point is 00:32:00 I wasn't humming. I had it. I had it. I know that, but that was not three seconds. Three nil for Bree and Clint. I took a point off her. You need a timeout, Ella. I had it. I had it. I know that, but that was not three seconds. 3-0 for Bree and Clint. I took a point off her. You need a timeout, Ella. Rack off.
Starting point is 00:32:09 Come on, you should be happy for me. That was pretty good from me. Nah, G. I never get them. Go away. She might be good at the game, but she's a bad sport. No, I'm not. Let's get classical.
Starting point is 00:32:21 We'll find someone who picked Bree and Clint to score three KFC chicken dollars. What a rush! Bree and Clint. A pair of influencer twins. Identical twin sisters from New York City. Twice as annoying. Hey, they might not be. They might be interesting.
Starting point is 00:32:40 True. Well, just hear me out. They are making headlines around the world after something they said on a podcast has gone viral. Okay. So they were talking about how they share a bra. So they have one bra. Are they identical twins? Identical twins.
Starting point is 00:33:01 Okay. So they'd be exact same. Yeah. So they have one bra and they share this bra and sometimes they both need it and they fight over it, right? But it's what they say after that. They can't be very good influencers if they can only afford one bra. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:17 You know? I mean, bras are expensive. Yeah, bras are expensive. But it was what they said after the bra thing that really got my attention take a listen we only have one bra so that's crazy we share underwear like a shared drawer yeah and we only have one bra because we don't wear bras but whenever we need a bra we're like wait we're fighting over it yeah who has the bra well right now i'm wearing it but
Starting point is 00:33:42 this is a rare occasion we have two bras but we but we share both of them. But one's nude, one's black. So it's basically having one bra and one nude. I love how they just skipped over the fact that they have one underwear draw and everything is shared. Yeah, everything. Everything is shared. Like the bras, eh. Yeah, bra.
Starting point is 00:34:02 Sorry, bra. Bra. Well, they had two. They have a nude and a black bra. Oh, right. Sorry, okay, my bad, my bad, bras. Technically. Bra. Sorry, bra. Bra. Well, they had two. They have a nude and a black bra. Oh, right. Sorry, okay. My bad, my bad, bras. Technically two.
Starting point is 00:34:08 Yeah, two bras. But they share it underwear? You don't need a drawer for just two bras. So that suggests this drawer they share also is for the bottoms as well. Yes. The undies. No, and then I think they do go into it where they, yeah, they share everything. Me and my brothers didn't i don't believe we
Starting point is 00:34:26 shared undies growing up i never shared undies because i was gonna ask as a teenager like no nah no no and imagine what if one of them likes thongs and like g-strings and the other one likes briefs yeah well then i guess they wouldn't share those they wouldn't share those but they obviously do everything together they go undie shopping together. But are they sharing? I feel like I can wrap my head around it more if it's briefs they're sharing. Yeah. Whereas G-Strings, like I don't want-
Starting point is 00:34:56 Maybe they don't wear them. Maybe they don't wear G-Strings. Maybe that's what I mean. Yeah, yeah. Like I can wrap my head around it more if it's briefs. A couple of weeks ago, we found out that our producer, Ella, shares undies with her sister and her mum. That's right. So they have family undies.
Starting point is 00:35:09 The family underwear drawer. That just serve the whole family. Yeah. My mum told me off about this. Oh, did she? She saw me going to a drawer the other day. She's like, Ella, you're giving all my undies. Oh, she told you off for wearing her undies.
Starting point is 00:35:21 She didn't tell you off for talking about wearing her undies on the radio. I don't think she heard that. Okay, that's fine then. Well, we were also on your mum's side. I know, so I've stopped. Stop wearing your mum's undies. I went to Kmart. Got some undies. $3.50. I'm all good now. We're proud of you. Thank you. I'm so proud of you. It was so fun. You should have got mum some undies.
Starting point is 00:35:38 She got some from Timu. Oh, mum. From Timu. Which are quite comfy. Oh, mum. Not good? Well, she deserves a bit. I feel like her. Teemu for the. Teemu nani.
Starting point is 00:35:51 Teemu for the emu. Teemu nani. How do you come up with that? Teemu for the emu. Teemu for the emu. That's flipping fantastic fantastic We want to know Whose undies did you have to wear? Yeah
Starting point is 00:36:08 Was it an emergency? And you were like Oh God I need to borrow a pair And you had to go with Your mother-in-laws Yes You know
Starting point is 00:36:17 You were staying over At your boyfriend's house I'd rather There was a downstairs emergency And she was like It's okay love I've got some undies for you. I don't have any daughters and I've never been able to help in this situation.
Starting point is 00:36:29 So it would be my honour to lend you some knickers. Here's a pair of my laces. Here's my knickers. Whack those laces on. Don't worry, Jeremy won't know. He's never seen them. Question for you. I offer up my undies quite often.
Starting point is 00:36:42 Do you? To people. Yeah. Like if someone... You've never offered them to me. Well, not you because I don't know if that'd fit. I don't think enough room in the front. I'm being nice to you.
Starting point is 00:36:56 But it's when in the situation that if someone was to stay over or, you know, whatever it be, would you the type of person and they'll go, hey, can I borrow some clothes? Yeah. Right? Oh, okay. So someone stays over at my house unexpectedly. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:37:13 A friend. And they say to you, so this has happened to me quite a lot, and they'll say to me, hey, can I borrow some clothes? Yeah, to sleep in. To sleep in. Yeah. Are you getting them the full pants top undies? Absolutely not.
Starting point is 00:37:28 No. You're leaving the undies out? I'll probably just get them a T-shirt and if they're lucky, some shorts to roll around the house in. Oh, see, I go undies. I put the undies in. I'm not shy. You're a good host.
Starting point is 00:37:38 Yeah. But I don't do it because I've never thought about it. Yeah, right. I've never thought about the fact that they might need some undies. Because I feel like there's always that decision to be made, you know? Do you give the undies over? Don't call us for Taylor Swift at the moment. If you're calling for that, just hold off.
Starting point is 00:37:53 That'll come soon. We need to answer this very important question first. Whose undies did you have to borrow? Yeah. Whose undies did you find yourself wearing? And why? Was it awkward? Or was it fine?
Starting point is 00:38:03 Was it good? Did you keep them? Did you give them back yeah we want to know whose undies did you have to wear might have been an emergency just might have been your thing we played a clip before from two influencers they're twins and they share an undie drawer we only have one bra so that's crazy we share underwear like a shared drawer yeah and we only have one bra because we don't wear bras but whenever we need a bra we're like wait we're fighting over it yeah who has the bra well right now i'm wearing it but this is a rare occasion we have two bras but we share both of them but one's nude one's black so it's basically yeah and 10 pairs of shared knickers i just you know what was funny I didn't mention before
Starting point is 00:38:47 is off the back of that video, a heap of twins commented saying same. Yeah, but they do everything together. So many twins commented saying that they did, they shared undies with their twin as well. So we want to know whose undies did you have to wear? Someone texted and said, I wet my pants in church. I went to a Catholic school when I was about six or seven years old.
Starting point is 00:39:09 Have we got them on the phone? I think we do. Oh, Jo. Hi, Jo. Hi, Jo. Hi there. This is you. You wet your pants, Jo.
Starting point is 00:39:18 Yes. Yes. I went to a Catholic primary school and had to go to church, as we did. And, you know, you never put your hand up to go to the as we did and you know you never put your hand up to go to the toilet because you're always too scared to especially when you're like six or seven. Yep. And so I wet my pants and they took
Starting point is 00:39:34 me down to the nunnery and made me put on some nuns bloomers. Oh why did they do that? You had to wear the big nunny undies. I had to wear the big nun undies for the rest of the day. If it wasn't already traumatic enough for you, Jo? Oh, horrendously already.
Starting point is 00:39:53 And then, yes, so then everybody knew that I was masked down there. So, yeah, no, very embarrassing. Never did it again. No, your options were literally nun undies or none undies. Those were the two options. And I mean, it's quite a good story if you go to a party, Joe, and you can say, I've been in a nun's pants before. True, true.
Starting point is 00:40:16 The first one. Thanks, Joe. We're asking whose undies did you have to wear. Someone said, I've got a pair or two of my husband's girlfriend's undies, which got mixed up with mine in the laundry. What? And I texted them back and I said, um, how?
Starting point is 00:40:30 And they replied, we are polyamorous. Oh. So it's not as scandalous as it seems. It's more scandalous than it seems. Yeah. But good for you guys. That makes sense though,
Starting point is 00:40:42 as to how that would work. Speaking of. Do you wear them? Do you wear your husband's girlfriend's undies if they end up in your washing pile? I don't know. Yeah. Depends. Depends if you don't have any left, you know, for your emergency.
Starting point is 00:40:57 Depends if your partner's got a type and you're the same size. Someone texted and said, after some indoor gardening, I thought I was being sexy by grabbing my partner's T-shirt and undies off the floor to put on. They were his roommate's boxes. Yuck. Oh, no. He's sharing, it must have been like dormitory, college.
Starting point is 00:41:18 Yeah, they're sharing a room. Otherwise, why is his flatmate's dirty undies on his floor? They must have had, they must have shared a bedroom. I don't even want to know. Anonymous is here. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hello.
Starting point is 00:41:30 Tell us, mate. Whose undies did you have to wear? So it was my first day of school. I was five years old, and my mum dropped me off at school, and my little sister came along for the ride. And before class, we were playing on the playground. I was on the monkey bars having a little swing and I swung upside down and my mum saw that I was nerdy rudy.
Starting point is 00:41:56 Oh, no. You forgot to wear undies to your first day of school. Scandal. I had to wear my three-year My three year old sister's undies On my first day of school Wait so how You would have been what Five or six
Starting point is 00:42:09 Yeah Yeah They would have been tight Yeah I love that you were only five But you remember this in so much detail It's clearly burned into your brain Anonymous It comes up a lot
Starting point is 00:42:22 Well she bloody brown eyed the entire first grade Yeah Have you learnt your lesson Anonymous Have you remembered to wear undies today It comes up a lot. Well, she bloody brown-eyed the entire first grade. Yeah. Have you learnt your lesson, Anonymous? Have you remembered to wear undies today? Sometimes. It depends how I feel. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:42:34 I see. I see you, Anonymous. Likes to go bit commando. This is not always going to be there to help you. Thank you. There's some ripping text on this. Someone said, when I was 20, I went to England with my dad for my grandmother's funeral and we got to the airport in London and our luggage had gone missing.
Starting point is 00:42:50 So I had to wear my dad's undies until we made it back. Oh, that's so... Are you imagining that text is from a girl or a boy? I'm imagining it from a girl, but now that I look at it... It could be a boy. I think it's a boy. I don't really want a girl, but now that I look at it, it's probably- It could be a boy. I think it's a boy. I don't really want to wear my dad's undies, but- Like, let's be real.
Starting point is 00:43:10 You having to wear your dad's undies is worse than me having to wear my dad's undies. Like, I'd wear my mum's undies. Yeah. It's still weird. Would you rather wear your dad's undies or my dad's undies? Oh, probably my dad. Yeah, keep it in the family. Yeah, I think so.
Starting point is 00:43:23 Someone else texted through and they said, not good, guys, when you head away for a trip and you forget to pack your undies. And, of course, it was over Easter, so all the shops were closed until the following day. Just to let you know, the wife's G-strings are not comfortable in all caps. You did that on purpose, you freak.
Starting point is 00:43:42 Do you reckon they actually wore the G-string? Yeah, I do. I reckon they're like, oh, it was an emergency. God, it'd be so tied up around the gooch, wouldn't it? I had to try it. I mean, I had to wear it. It'd be like dental floss on the gooch. Somebody else said, I work in a hospital, so I've sneaked
Starting point is 00:43:57 some of those surgical undies to keep, just in case. What are the surgical undies? They're not good. They're like a hairnet for your private parts. Yeah, I've had to wear them for surgery before. A hairnet? Yeah, they're like made of that material that like
Starting point is 00:44:13 the white overalls are made of. Oh, you're talking about a paper pair of undies. Yeah, but they're like baggy. They're like puffy. That's what we have to wear when we get a fake tan. Oh, really? You should see. When you go to get a fake tan, they offer you like a large coverage G-string.
Starting point is 00:44:32 Yeah. Medium coverage. Yeah. And then a no coverage. Yeah. And the no coverage, I'm not joking, is literally a triangle like that big. What's it even covering? That just covers your flaps.
Starting point is 00:44:44 Yeah. And then string. The rest is even covering? That just covers your flaps. Yeah. And then string. The rest is string. You might as well go nude. I know. You might as well go nude at that stage. You know? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:53 It's not a good look. Hey, thanks for your honesty, everybody. Bree and Clint. Do a birthday banger. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Let's do some birthday bangers for you Tuesday. Number one songs when you were 16,
Starting point is 00:45:07 and then we'll play our favourite out of the three. You know if a Taylor Swift song comes through for birthday banger today, and we play it, that would count. It does count. It would. We'd have to take calls on it. Amy's here. Hi, Amy. Hi, Amy. Hi, guys. How are you?
Starting point is 00:45:21 Good, mate. How's your day been? Good. School holidays. Pretty busy. We've been trying to call in for Taylor Swift tickets, but no luck yet. Okay. You know that you can get through now, don't you? Yes. This is the only time to get through. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:34 Well, there's plenty more chances on the way, so good luck for that. Thank you. Right now, we just need your birthday, Amy. 22nd of December, 1983. All right. That means you were 16 in 1999. And here's your birthday banner.
Starting point is 00:45:55 What a tune. It's a tune. The S Club 7. Were you a fan, Amy? Uh, a little. A little. I was probably a little more emo than that, to be honest. A bit more evanescence, hey? A bit more creed.
Starting point is 00:46:11 Okay, wait there, Amy. I like it. Let's go to Charlotte, whose birthday is today. Hi, Charlotte. Hello, Char. Hello. Happy birthday. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:46:20 Happy birthday for today. What have you been up to? Just working, nothing exciting. Oh, boo. Are you doing anything special tonight? Probably just cuddle up with a bottle of wine. Oh, that's your birthday present to yourself, isn't it, Charlotte? 100%. Yeah, I like your style. Hey, what year were you born, Char? 1997. Right, that means you were 16 in 2013. So on this day in 2013, this was at the top. The story of my life, I take a hold.
Starting point is 00:46:51 I drive all night to keep a warm... Banger. One Direction. ...is frozen. In Story of My Life. What do you reckon, Charlotte? Yeah, that's pretty good. I remember that in high school for sure.
Starting point is 00:47:05 If we end up at split vote today, this will win by default. There's no way Claudia would not choose a One Direction song. And producer Ella, I know for a fact, would choose that. For sure. So stick around. Wait there, Charlotte, the birthday girl. Let's go to Hazel. Hi, Hazel.
Starting point is 00:47:20 Hi, Hazel. Hi. Are you doing your dad's birthday, are you, Hazel? Yes. Okay, perfect. When is dad's birthday? The 1st of October, 1984. Wait, is it dad's birthday today?
Starting point is 00:47:34 Yes. Oh, tell him happy birthday from us. He's right next to me. Is he? Put him on. Hazel, put him on. Hi there. Hello.
Starting point is 00:47:44 Hi, dad. Happy birthday, mate. Thank you very much. All right. Hazel and Dad, that means you were 16 in the year 2000, and here's your birthday banger. Oh, Bomb Funk MCs, what do you reckon? Let's look at that one.
Starting point is 00:48:07 Oh, this was big, wasn't it? It's huge. Okay, wait there, guys. Two birthdays. Now, look, either we agree. Okay. Either we agree. Okay.
Starting point is 00:48:20 Or it will be One Direction. I'm fine if it's One Direction. I love that song from One Direction. I do, but either we agree or it's a foregone conclusion it will be One Direction. I'm fine if it's One Direction. I love that song from One Direction. I do, but either we agree or it's a foregone conclusion it will be One Direction. I feel like freestyling a little bit. It's weird because
Starting point is 00:48:37 there's something that I was feeling today which made me think that I wanted to freestyle as well. It was there. Yeah. Look how disappointed the producers are, look. Any input? It's a good choice. Yeah, whatever.
Starting point is 00:48:51 That's fine. Hey, Hazel and Adam, you guys have just won Birthday Banger on Dad's birthday. Congratulations. Yay. Nice work, guys. Thanks for calling through. Hell yeah. Bob Funk empses. Claudia just tried to change the song and the log to One Direction. Nice work, guys. Thanks for calling through. Hell yeah. Bomb Funk MCs.
Starting point is 00:49:05 Claudia just tried to change the song and the log to One Direction. Did she? Cheeky. Naughty, naughty. Brinkland. From the year 2000, here's the winner of Birthday Banger on ZM. Brinkland. ZM Bree and Clint
Starting point is 00:49:25 The winner of Birthday Banger is the Bomb Funk MCs and Freestyler It was number one today on this day 24 years ago Boom Do you remember the music video for that? Yeah, the guy with the dreadlocks and the mini disc player Yeah The whole thing was an ad for mini disc players Yeah
Starting point is 00:49:42 For the Sony mini disc It was pretty iconic though Yeah, it was, just for mini disc players. Yeah. For the Sony mini disc. It was pretty iconic though. Yeah, it was. Just before iPods. Just before. Yeah. My friend Adam invested in a mini disc player. He's like, it's the future, bro.
Starting point is 00:49:52 It's the future. I don't even remember mini disc. You had to put all of your music onto these mini CDs, but the CDs could hold like 20 CDs on each CD. Right. So it was like, mate, this is the future. God, remember the cars? And I'm sure there'd still be cars out there
Starting point is 00:50:09 that had the eight CD stacker in the car. Oh, yeah. And it was in the boot, wasn't it? Yeah. Most of the time. Yeah, the cartridge. Sometimes it was under the seat. Sometimes, yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:21 But, and you load up your eight CDs. The ability to listen to more than one CD in the car. And you could set it so that it would play one song from one CD and then it would randomise, choose another song off another CD. And yeah, you had to wait about 15 seconds between songs, but it was cool. Yeah, because it would sound like this. One more time. People these days don't know how good they've got it.
Starting point is 00:50:44 You don't know what you guys have. Bree and Clint. Right now, my mum, right, has been absolutely on me about a new game that we've been playing on this show where she so desperately wants to play. The game she is talking about is if they weren't famous, they'd be in my league. Welcome to the show, Bree's mum, Mama Di. Hi, Mama Di. Hi, guys. How are you going? We're good. What is it about this game that you like so much, Di?
Starting point is 00:51:16 I think it's you can dream a bit. You know, like you kind of think about it from time to time. Yeah. You saw them in the main street or something. Would you turn around and kind of go back or whatever? You know? I like this, Di.
Starting point is 00:51:33 Yeah, I think it's a great game. What do you say to having a go at the game with us this afternoon? I would love to have a go. She's been putting her list together for the last couple of weeks. She told me, but then she wouldn't tell me who's on the list. She goes, well, you're just going to have to get me on. This afternoon, Di, we thought you, me, and Bree will put someone forward, and we'll have our judging panel as our producers.
Starting point is 00:51:54 Claudia and Ella will decide if that person was. So the criteria is if they weren't famous, if they'd never been famous, would they be in our league? Would they be someone that we could pash? Absolutely. No criteria, though, with it. I want them to be absolutely honest. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:13 I think this game is lacking a bit of honesty. I do. Yeah. I think there needs to be... Oh, you guys were pretty brutal to me last week. So... Who did you say? Who did I say? Who did I say?
Starting point is 00:52:26 Oh, that Mad Max guy Oh, I said Tom Hardy Tom Hardy, yeah And you guys said a resounding absolutely not Well, Di, what do you reckon? Do you think Bree could get Tom Hardy if he wasn't famous, Di? I don't think he's in her league What did you say?
Starting point is 00:52:42 He's in Bree's league Oh, see Yeah, in her league And I said to say? He's in Bree's league. Oh, I see. Yeah, in her league. And I said to Brianna, he's too short for her. He should be in my league. Yeah. Well, would you like to kick us off, though?
Starting point is 00:52:54 Would you like to do the first one? Do you really want me to? Yeah, we do. So you've just got to say, if they weren't famous, I reckon. All right. Well, if they weren't famous and they were wandering the street, I reckon I could be in Kevin Costner's bracket. Whoa!
Starting point is 00:53:15 Ella doesn't know Kevin Costner, but we all do. I'm Googling him. From Yellowstone. From Waterworld. How do you spell it? Very famous. Kevin Costner. We're not talking about the famous Kevin Costner. We're talking about the regular old Kevin
Starting point is 00:53:26 Costner. You know what, Diane? I don't mean to pump anybody's tyres too much here. I kind of, he bears a striking resemblance to Big Steve, your husband. He does. Especially with the cowboy hat on. Yeah. He's the same kind of bloke. So I mean, my vote doesn't count today
Starting point is 00:53:42 but I would have voted yes. I would have voted yes as well. He looks like Big Steve. So we have to factor in it's current day, right? It's not like young and in his prime. It's like right now. Yes. Oh, excuse me. Have you seen Yellowstone?
Starting point is 00:53:53 He's not out of his prime. It's the cowboy hat. Oh, he's a bit older than you, Mum. He is. He's a couple of years older. Oh, no, Dad. Okay, we need a decision, judges. If he wasn't famous, would Kevin Costner be in Bree's mum's league?
Starting point is 00:54:05 I'm going to say Bree's... Like, he's above her league. She's above him. Wait, so mumma dies too good for Kevin Costner? Yeah, that's what I'm trying to say. Oh, that's nice. Are you kidding me, mate? I think I have to agree.
Starting point is 00:54:18 Oh, kiss arses. It's a double yes. Really? It's a definite yes. Oh, so she gets Kevin Costner and I can't get Tom Hardy. I see how this is. I see how it is. I'll go next.
Starting point is 00:54:29 If they weren't famous, I reckon I'd have a shot with Gwyneth Paltrow. Oh, sorry. I laughed too hard. Gwyneth? No, wait, no. I'm not laughing. I'm not laughing. I mean, I don't have a vote, but.
Starting point is 00:54:42 Apple's mum. Gwyneth Paltrow. From the Goop website. Absolutely, you could have a go there, Clee. Thanks, Di. I mean, I don't have a vote, but. Apple's mum. Gwyneth Paltrow. From the Goop website. Absolutely, you could have a go there, Clee. Thanks, Di, I appreciate it. She said, you could have a go. I could have a go, yeah, yeah. She's got a bicycle, mum.
Starting point is 00:54:55 Put a bell on her. She's 52. I reckon you'd be in. Yeah, thanks. We don't have a vote, though, so it goes to our judging panel. If you wanted my opinion. We need honesty, thanks. We don't have a vote, though, so it goes to our judging panel. If you wanted my opinion. We need honesty, judges. I feel like even if she wasn't famous, she would be as she is,
Starting point is 00:55:11 which is very, like, spiritual, of the earth kind of person. Very demure. So? I think maybe no. I mean, yes, though. So it's a yes and a no. But then Mama Di and I said yes, so I feel like it's a yes. Yes.
Starting point is 00:55:25 Okay. I reckon even her being famous, I think it still makes the difference. She's not everyone more often, Di. You're great for the confidence. Okay. Just Brie left. Just Brie left. That's given me confidence because I'm swinging for the fences today. If they weren't famous, I reckon Taylor Swift is in my league.
Starting point is 00:55:45 Let me think about this. Let me think. Take away the fame. Take away the fame in the money. Thank you, mum. We're the same height. You'd see eye to eye. Guess what?
Starting point is 00:55:54 Born in the same year, we're good to go. Me and Taylor Swift. You love country music. I love a bit of country music. I'm trying to imagine hanging out with you guys. I could look past of country music. I'm trying to imagine like hanging out with you guys. I could look past the cat thing because I've got dogs and so that wouldn't really work. I just can't see it.
Starting point is 00:56:12 I'm sorry. I'm a no. Oh, yeah, well, it's all on Vibe. Yeah. Claudia? I think it could be a yes. Thank you, Claudia. I always said she was the smart producer.
Starting point is 00:56:21 I'll give you a yes as well. Thank you, Clint. As long as she wasn't rich, famous and super talented. No, just regular Joe Bloggs. Alright, Di, I feel like that's a good win. You feel good about that? Oh, look, I'm absolutely over the moon. I'm standing out here
Starting point is 00:56:36 in the middle of the bush with colour in my hair because I'm at the hairdressers and I can't get reception inside. Oh, well, don't let Kevin Costner see you like that. That'll ruin your chances, you know? That'll really put a fork in it. Get your frock on, your hair done, and then Kevin's all yours, Mum.

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