ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 1st October 2025

Episode Date: October 1, 2025

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Yes, go. Zadem's Bree and Clint. Oh, well, hello, everybody. Welcome to a full compliment on the Bree and Clint show. Gine, guys. Good to be back. Not joking when I say, I have not been as sick as what I was in a decade, I reckon. We were talking about it.

Were you? What were you saying that I was faking it? No. No, no. We were saying no one. And we weren't saying you were faking it at all. We just said, we've never seen anybody have diarrhea that violently. You're not meant to talk about that on the air.

Thank you very much. Violent was the word we used. We were trying to draw up sympathy for you, not gross people out. I had every, you know, I wish I could deny. I wish I could deny and say, no, I did not have that. I had everything that you could think of. I had a headache. I was congested.

I had a runny nose. Violent diarrhea. I was lethargic. I was sweaty. Everything that I could think of. I was sleeping with tissues up my nose every night. Oh, mate, you've got to get into the sports tampons up the nose. I would have absolutely soaked a sports tampon.

Yeah, yeah. We were saying that you'd lost so much fluid rectally that you had to go on an IV drop. You know what would have been nice if you guys would have sent over someone with an IV that probably would have made me feel good. You live with the nurse. You live with the nurse. Yeah, I know. She doesn't bring any, she doesn't steal anything from work. Bloody over it. You got a date of vet.

They get the good stuff. One of my friends, one of my friends uses her dog's Larazepam's. No way. They're not called Larazepam's, but it's the exact same thing that, like, her anti-anxiety medication for a dog. She uses them. That allegedly. They're called Happy Woof or something, eh? Like, when the dog, like, when there's fireworks, when there's fireworks, she has to give him to the dog, but then she has to get multiple prescriptions.

I'm like... One for you, one for me. We don't recommend any of this, by the way. No, no, no, no. We did talk about the upside of your illness, though. What? That's got you down to fighting weight for the grand final this weekend. You're going to fit your races dress now.

I hope so because my taste buds have been gone. I couldn't even enjoy, you know, all the horrible foods you can at home when you're like sick. Nothing tasted good, so I just didn't eat anything. Anyway, we're back and we're ready to go. We have a level playing field in Tradey versus Lady once more. Whoa! We're back at 8080.

You wouldn't bloody read about it, would you? And I was saying yesterday, at some point the Trades are going to have to win two games in a row. If they want to go ahead, they're going to have to win two games in a row. They won yesterday, and if they win today, they go in front. Again, let me repeat this for the first time in 2025. It's wild. It'll be the first time that they go into the lead. So they haven't, since I've been away, they haven't been in the lead. No, no, they've just drawn level, yeah. Today might be the day. And really, we should be celebrating what has been an incredible defense from the ladies, to be honest. Incredible defense. To not let the trainees in front.

Yeah, two teams going ahead to head. That's how we like it. If you want to be a part of it, 0800 dial ZM right now. We'll play next. Play ZDEM's Bree and Clint. It's Trady versus Ladies. Three, two, one. Let's go.

God, you really can't separate these two teams this year. The Trades on 80 wins for the year. So are the ladies. Our lady is calling today from Wellington. She's 24 and she is currently. dropping dogs off from school. Welcome to the show, Isabella. Hi, Isabella.

Hi, how are you guys? Good, thanks. I'm assuming are you a dog walker and you're dropping the dogs home? I work for a dog date here. Yes. Same thing kind of. It's not dog school holidays?

Unfortunately not. I wish it was. Yeah. Do you have your favourites, Isabella? Of course I do. But do you tell all the owners that their dogs are your favourite. favorite? Maybe.

Isabella, you're defending the ladies' honour today against our tradey, also from Wellington. He's 22, and he loves pizza. Welcome to the show, Harry. Gahay, Harry. Today, how are you? Where's the best pizza in the country, Harry?

I'm a big fan of Pizza Hut's vegan pizza. Role. Pizza Hut, vegan pizza. Rogue option. Yeah. You and producer Ella would get along like a house on fire. Have you I like the vegan pizza, Ella, from Pizza Hut? Oh, no, but how's pizza I have a lot?

Yeah, right. Are you vegan, Harry, or you just love a Pizza Hut vegan pizza? I love a Pizza Hut vegan pizza. How really? Yeah, because I'm not vegetarian, but I quite enjoy the veggie patty. The veggie patty from Subway. Oh, okay. Oh, guys, good on you.

I know, right? Oh, Ella's in her element right now. She's loving it. Look how big a smile is. Look. Okay, no, we've hit our vegan quota. We've got to move on. Harry, your buzzer is Trady.

Isabella Lady the first of three correct answers gets $50 cash from Get This KFC, good luck Here we go, question number one Kaylee M Stutz is the real name of which pop star Is it Sabrina Carpenter Doa Leaper or Chapel Rhone Trady

Yes Harry Is it Chapel Rhone It's Chapel Rhone It is Chapel Rhone Kayley M Stutz Who would have thought? Why didn't she go with that? Amstutz, it's so fun to say. All right, one to the tradies.

Question number two. When it comes to cars, what does a waft stand for? Trady. Harry. Warrant of fitness. Warrant of fitness. Sure does. We are standing on the brink of Trady history.

We are. We're one point away. We are one point away from Trady history. Harry? No pressure. No pressure. Isabella, you need this one, not just to stay in the game, but to defend the ladies' year-long lead.

be quick on that buzzer Isabella here we go question number three buzz in when you can tell me who sings this Harry's in for the win Avichi It's Avichy It's happened

I feel like I'm watching the Broncos V Penrith all over again Wow I Unbelievable scenes I actually got to the point where I wasn't sure If it was going to happen this year Wow Harry

Harry, you're the man who did it. Trades go to 81, and they're in the lead over the ladies by one for the first time in 2025. Congratulations. Thank you. The Adam Reynolds of Trady versus Lady. Well done, Harry. We'll get that 50 bucks out to you, mate.

Awesome, thanks, guys. And sorry, Isabella. I mean, don't take this too hard, okay? You'll bounce back. Yeah. Thanks, thanks. She's devastated. Isabella's like, I'm here too, guys.

ZDM's Brie and Clint Podcast. Can we all agree? Look, and sorry kids if you're listening. This is nothing against you. I love you guys, but sometimes you're a bit gross. Oh, yeah. And I'm talking especially the real young kids when you don't really know the concept of germs.

Yeah, yeah. You know? Oh, mate, you've got no idea. I was in a ball pit this morning. I was in a ball pit at a trampoline park because my daughters wanted to go into the ball pit. And my four-year-old was like, Dad, you have to come. I was like, oh, man.

That is the last place that I would ever want to be. I know. I think I'd rather go swimming with sharks than go to a ball pit. Because you've got to be beer. You've got to be a foot, but I was beer-legged. I thought you were going to say you've got to be bare-ass. I was like, that makes it even worse. One of the balls that brushed past my leg was wit.

Wait, were you in shorts? Yeah. Oh! Yeah. Because we're at the trampoline park. Do you have to get a tennis shot after going in there? No, once you've been kids long enough, you build up a tolerance. Right, an immunity to the grossness.

I say this after seeing this story, this woman told about a friend of hers who has a toddler. And recently, she's found out that the toddler has been doing something incredibly gross. Just take a listen to this. So my best friend is currently on holidays And her daughter, who is young, came up to her After they checked into the Airbnb And she said, She said, Mommy, the toilet brush here

Taste different to the toilet brush at home And that is how she discovered That her daughter has been putting the toilet brush In her mouth every single day Oh, hell no You take that kid back to the kid department You get a new kid Nah, that's on the parents

That's on the parents That mother should have taken that story to the grave She should have... Yeah, that's not fair. That's an indictment on your parenting. There's some stories as a parent, I assume, you just keep to yourself And everyone would be going through similar things.

If an infant who has just learned how to crawl Gets out of your sight and gets to the bathroom and sucks on the toilet brush, shit happens, literally. Literally. If a toddler is old enough to walk to the toilet and go, this one tastes different. Yeah, and differentiate between brands of toilet duck,

then you've got a problem. Not toilet duck, toilet brush. Yeah, I'm hoping there's some toilet duck in the receptacle. You'd hope so. Some kind of disinfectant. There's not many things more disgusting than a toilet brush. I mean, a kid's ball pit would be up there. Yeah, yeah.

Be high on the list. No, I'm on the record as saying, I reckon the thing that holds the toilet brush is the most disgusting thing in your house. Would you say that's worse than the brush? Because at least the thing on the bottom isn't going and scrubbing. Our brushes are mounted to the wall.

Whoever put the bathrooms in at our place. Who came up with that idea? Screwed the brushes into the tiles in our bathroom. So when we moved in... What, they're like a feature. They're like a feature. I tried to replace the brush and the holder. You can't get new holders.

You're kidding me. Yeah, yeah, you can't get new holders for them. So I managed to replace our toilet brushes. Yeah. The holders in which the brush sits are disgusting. Well, they were the last families and the families before them. So you've shared. And the families before them.

Yeah. You've all shared. You're all connected in this gross, disgusting way. Yeah. It was making me think about the grossest thing I've seen a kid do. My brother back in the day ate a toilet duck. Yeah, boy. Which I think is not as bad as.

The toilet brush. At least it's clean. It's clean. But my mum could tell because his whole entire mouth and face was blue. You know how you pop the toilet duck in the top of the cistern and then the flushes are blue for about a month? Yeah. Well, has wheeze blue for about a month?

It's a great question. Every time he flushed, was it blue? It smelled like pine cones? It's a great question. I thought we could ask this afternoon because we can all agree kids can be gross. Oh, yeah. And I want your grossest kid stories. Yeah, the grossest thing your kid did?

Maybe. Or your sister's kid did? Maybe a sibling when you were young. Maybe you, maybe it was you that did something gross. Hey, it's school holidays. Maybe you want to dobb in a kid that's a new class. That is Franklin. If you missed it, we're talking gross kids stories

after a woman shared this about her best friend's kid. So my best friend is currently on holidays and her daughter, who is young, came up to her after they checked into the Airbnb and she said Mommy the toilet brush here tastes different to the toilet brush at home and that is how she discovered

that her daughter has been putting the toilet brush in her mouth every single day That is one lollipop I do not want to lick of How do you have the conversation with the kid Without destroying the kid You know? Because the natural reaction is to go Oh, you're yuck! Or do you have to destroy the kid in that sense?

so that they don't ever do it again. Break them to remake them. You know? Yeah. Like to let them know how bad it is. Oh, it's a delicate process though because you want them to still tell you things, you know? Yeah, of course.

What if they're sticking other awful stuff in their mouth and you shame them so hard about eating the toilet brush that they never tell you the bad things they're sticking in their mouth ever again? I'd just think about all the times that kid had given me kisses on the face. Oh. So what's your gross kid story? Jamie is on the phone. Hi, Jamie.

Jamie. Good, how are you? Good, thank you, mate. Who's Kidd, first of all? Oh, mine, mate. Oh, here we go. Dobbin in your own, Kib. What happened?

Well, my oldest boy, Marshall, he must have been about six or seven at the time. He was just starting to learn a piece standing up, so having a bit of trouble. We're having a bit of wet floor and mess on the toilet seat, so we decided to put a ping-pong ball in the toilet to help him aim. Oh, yeah. Right, yeah. We had two toilets in the house, so one for everyone house, and we were. we just thought we would use one for him. That way...

Got shower? Yep. I was doing cooking dinner one night, and Marshall's younger brother, Jameson, sort of come out of the bathroom and he's got something in his mouth and he's making a funny noise. He had the orange ping-pong ball in the mouth.

Jamie. You'd hope at that point he hadn't been a very good aim. It's still been in the toilet. Either way, it's still been in the toilet. Oh, it's not good. So we'll save that one for his 20. I bet you will. You should have a beer pong table at his

21st with just orange balls Jamie. That's good. Bex is here. Hi, Bex. Hi, Bex. Hello. Go on. Give us your gross kid story, Bex. Okay, he was a baby at the time, like maybe

18 months old. Okay. Yeah. Was in bed in his court and I obviously didn't go straight in when he woke up and by the time I got in there he had done a poo in his nassie

he'd taken the nassie off he had smeared it all over the walls all over his head all over his face including in the mouth he smeared it on his own face it was everywhere like it was literally like

Nutella yeah yeah yeah he put it in his mouth are you not feeding that kid you if you saw him you'd know I'm definitely feeding them yeah that's half the problem I think oh you poor thing let me guess that boy was happy as Larry when you went in there

too he was yeah he was Bex at that point do you just set fire like get him out of the room and you set fire to the rest of the room yeah throw it all out yeah start again start again start again write it off jeez that's horrendous

someone's texting and said hey guys can I just say thanks for all this free birth control you're broadcasting this afternoon? Hey, you are welcome. You are welcome. What about this one? I work in a preschool and today a child put his hand down into his nappy

and had poo all over his hand and then he put it up his face all over his clothes and onto his back. Needless to say he needed a bath and all of us teachers were gagging as we were trying to clean it up. Yeah, that's the job. That's the job.

They need to get paid more. Yeah, they do. They need to get paid way more. My little cousin when she was about three walked around in her diaper and pulled her diaper to the side and a few nuggets dropped out her little brother crawled around

and grabbed one and put it in his mouth my aunt jumped up when she realized what had just happened and before she got to him he reached out for another luckily he only had one that night we now call him nugget and he is 14

that's off that is off your friends come around Hey, how come your family calls you nugget? Yeah. Because I love chicken nuggets. Because my torso is quite short. That's what they call me nugget. Someone said, not my child, but my nephew urinated into the hand-washed soap bottle

and then let everyone wash their hands with it. No, psychopath. Yeah, see, that's premeditated. That's not an accident. That's evil. That's so evil. When that kid ends up in court one day, they'll be like, were there signs? There were signs

My son took a shit on a book And that book was called That's not my puppy So many ones about poo Someone said when my kid was in primary school He took a giant shit on the field Because he couldn't be bothered Walking back to the toilets

Oh I miss being a kid sometimes You know, you can't get away with that now as an adult No but you can't get away with it as a kid either Like there's people who will know about that for the rest of his life. That kid could become Prime Minister one day. I mean, the odds are very low. That kid will be Prime Minister.

But if he does, if he does, there'll be a... The opposition will get their hands on that story and they will use it as slander. And the principal of that school is a green supporter, she'll just leak it to the media. She'll just go, yeah, well, he's shot on the field once because he couldn't be bothered going to the toilet. How is he meant to run this country?

What does that show? It doesn't show motivation. I had a Poucaso kid, too. She's 12 now, and she's a great artist. Does she still use poo? Poucasso? Poucassi. Oh, that was disgusting, guys.

Thanks. Next, D. McCarthy's on the line with us. There are developments in the Nicole Kidman, Keith Urban case. Dean's in Hollywood. He gets these rumors as they come out. I can't believe this story. It's devastated me. Yeah.

Love doesn't exist. No, it doesn't seem like it does anymore. I'd look at them, and I'm being honest here, how long have they been married? 19 years. God. Yeah. What's happened? Z.N.'s, Brie and Clint.

The T. Live from L.A. with Dean McCarthy. You were away yesterday, Bree, and this has been the biggest entertainment story of the last 24 hours. The Keith Urban Nicole Kidman divorce. What's the latest on it, Dean? Hey, guys. Well, look, I tell you what, it's gone from a two to a ten in the last 24 hours. So last time we spoke, there was no plans of a divorce.

No one had filed to divorce. It was pretty amicable. Today, Nicole Cuban has filed to divorce, surprising everyone. No one saw this coming, even people that are close to her, like, whoa, because there is a rumor, there is a rumor, just a rumor, that he has met someone else. Whoa. That's what's in the papers. That's just in the, that's not my source or anything. That's what's being reported.

We do know that he got another home in Nashville, so they have. a family home worth like $6 million. He's went and got another home about at the start of summer, so like three or four months ago, and she has actually filed for divorce today. We do know that they are not asking for spouse and support from each other. There will be none of that. And they've already agreed to a custody agreement. It's already agreed to.

She obviously, the children will live with her and he will have obviously time with them. But as far as that all goes, very, very smooth. And it appears that they had a very well thought out preen up beforehand because it's sort of smooth sailing in terms of that, but very surprising that she filed today. No one saw that coming. I never think about them as having children.

I think of her and Tom as having kids. Yeah. They've got twins? Yeah. A 17 and a 14-year-old. Oh, right. Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman have a 17 and a 14-year-old. Yeah.

Yeah, right. And then Nicole had obviously her kids with Tom Cruise as well. Who would be worth more money, Dean? Do you know? Would it be Nicole or Keith? Her. Yeah, she is. She is. Yep. According to this web article I'm just looking at, Nicole Kidman alone is reported to be worth $375 million, while Keith Urban brings in an additional $114 million. So you're on the money, Dean.

Oh, God. Try a bit harder, Keith Urban. Wow. Only $114 million. Measly $140 million. No wonder she's breaking up with you. Well, there you go. Level up.

Oh, yeah. All rumours, but that's the tea from our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. He's in Los Angeles, and that's the latest on the Nicole Kidman situation. Z&M's Bree and Clint podcast. Question for you. Do you currently have a box slash a bag

of any sort of clothes that you were going to take to the Vinnie's in your car? No. They're next to the back door. So were they in, ever in the car? No, because I went to put them in the car and my wife said, no, no, no, I'm donating those to mothers in need.

And I said, well, I'm going past the Salvation Army. I'll just do it. She goes, no, I want to give them to mothers in need. They've been there for six months. Those mothers are no less in need than they were. In fact, they could have done with those woolly jerseys over winter. They don't need them now. It's coming into spring. Exactly. I have a box of clothes that I was wanting to.

to donate that I had the last house we lived at. They were a part of the move into the new house, when we moved to the new house, nearly two years ago and they're still in the garage. They've been in my car.

Then they've been out of the car. They've been at the back of the house. They've been in the garage. Why don't we just take them? There's some mental block that happens. And I feel like the first St. Venise or Salvation Army that invents a drive-thru, my God, you guys are going to do a roaring trade.

If we can just pull up in the drive-thru, yeat our donations out the window to you and then carry on to work, you can have everything. This might be better. Take it all. This might be better than that. This is a legit thing, and this is a non-paid thing. Okay.

But I just think that this is super helpful for people listening. Uber and New Zealand Red Cross are partnering together for it's, I think they've done it before actually. This isn't the first time they've done it, but it's their annual clothing drive where essentially they're offering free Uber courier trips to come to your house, pick up that stuff. Yes. Whether it's in your car, wherever it is, pick it up and they will take it for you. An Uber driver will come and get it for you and drop it off. Yes. What's the bet?

The Uber driver comes and picks it up and then he never gets around to dropping it off. And then the poor Uber driver is driving around for six months with your donation clothes in the back of his Uber. Just getting four stars because you're like, I can't put my belt in properly because there's a huge box of clothes in the back seat. Why does this Uber smell like washing?

Smells musty in here. It's happening on Saturday, October 18th in Auckland. Christchurch and Wellington, you can order to have collected up to 20 kilos. 20 kilos? 20 kilos of items stored in a bag or a box. Geez, I've got some old office furniture they could take. I don't know if that's included. 20 kilos.

I've got like a filing drawer. I don't know if they're just going to come and take your rubbish. Like, you can I just book in your green bin? No, it's not rubbish, just because I don't want it anymore. It doesn't mean it's rubbish. I'd love to know, like, how... Do you reckon they use it all? Like when people donate it.

I always wonder this. There's no way. No. I always try. Like I never want to donate stuff where I'm like they're not going to use this. And people do, unfortunately. They use it like a tip. And my sallies where I live, they do a roaring trade.

Like it's always chocker in there. I'm always dropping stuff off. I'm buying stuff too because they have so much stuff in there. You're missing the point. Oh, yeah. I'm dropping stuff off. I'm picking it back up. No, I'm trying to do two out one in.

That's my policy. That's my policy always. But they've got a huge skip bin at the back too, so I know not all of it can get used. Yeah, and how annoying for them to have to go through all of the stuff? Yeah, but nah, I reckon... Well, you reckon they like it. I reckon they love it.

I wouldn't mind that, eh? Because you're the sole arbiter of what is trash and what is treasure. You're like, someone will want this. You go, nope, this is for the bin. And you know what's great is you're not... You're not attached to it in any way. You couldn't do the job if you were the sort of person who got attached to things because you're going through everyone else's things and you go,

actually, I could do with a second milkshake machine. What if the first one breaks? You never know. Yeah, yeah. You never bloody know. Here's the game we want to play because it's so relatable that you have a bag of clothes in the back of the car that you keep meaning to take to the clothing bin or to the sallies or wherever. You keep meaning to donate this bag, but it's been sitting in your car for ages.

I've got one in my car right now. It's in the boot. If you have one, we want you to call us on 0800 dials at M, and we're going to guess, we'll ask you a couple of questions, and we're going to guess how long that bag of clothes has been sitting in the back of your car. And here's the kicker. If we get it right, you need to promise to us and to yourself. You need to drive there right now. Yep, you drive there. You don't go home, you don't go back to work.

You don't pick the kids up from soccer. You drive and you donate them today. Oh, 800 dollars at M if you're willing to play with us. all you need is a bag of clothes in your car The ZDM Podcast Network If you've got a bag of clothes in your car or your garage or your house and you've been met I'm going to donate it

I'm going to donate it but it's been there for months and months You're not alone, we all do it Uber is organising a day on Saturday, October 18th for people in Auckland, Christchurch and Wellington where you can order a car this is all for free, and they can come and collect up to 20 kilos worth of items.

That's outrageous they'll get 20 kilos worth of stuff. It's so good. Yeah. So we're talking about the phenomenon of you, honestly, honestly planning to donate clothes and then them sitting in your car for months like this text. My pile is currently in my garage still because I know what happens to it if I put it in the car. There was a period about eight months ago where we couldn't use my car as the fact. family car because the kids couldn't fit in the back seat because all my clothes to donate were

in there. That's dire. So you tell us that you have a bag of clothes in the back of your car and we're going to guess how long it's been there. Violet's here. Hi Violet. Hi, Violet. Tell us, we're good, Violet.

Tell us you've got a bag of donation clothes in the back of your car right now. I sure do. Excellent. That means we can play the game. Okay. We get to probe you with a few questions. I'm going to start easy. What kind of car is it?

Toyota Corolla. Uh, hatchback? Um, just your normal, I'm assuming, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, Violet, is it, how often do you have someone else in your car? Every day. How often do you have people in the back seat of your car? Every day. Okay, interesting.

Is it a family car? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Is there currently any kids' seats in the car? Yes. God, you... Space is in a premium.

Although we've got kids' seats in our car. You can fill those kids' seats up with clothes. My wife fills our car with shit every day. Honestly, I get in there, and it's like a wardrobe in our car. It's like a suitcase is exploded in there. You've got to be prepared for anything. I got into the car the car the car the shoes. She lives in Auckland.

You get all seasons. That's a good point, Violet. What part of the country do you live in? We live in Terenacie, so we have like four seasons in one day. Yeah. But I mean, you don't have anything. the same traffic issues as Auckland, so it is easier for you to just nip down to the

cellies and drop them off. Is that fair? Yeah, that's fair. I just haven't done it. Okay, taking all this into account, I think they've been in there the full term of a baby, nine months. I was going to say nine months as well. Violet, we pick nine months. What say you?

Well, my son is two next month and there, all of his newborn clothes, so it's pretty much to think of it. So more like 18 months. Hey, pretty good, Double it, double it. I'll be making my way to the cellies for the faster. Good on you, Violet.

Yeah, good on you, Violet. Don't lie to us. We know you're not. I won't. She's become attached to those clothes. Let's try one more. Lou's here. Hi, Lou. Hi, Lou. Hey, how's it going?

Your clothes haven't even made it into the car yet. Where are they? In my lounge. Oh, they're in the lounge room. So you have to look at them every day. There's a box outside the bedroom. There's a box in the other bedroom. and there's a box in a garage.

Oh, Lou, how do you live like that? Holy hell. This is like Cludeau, but for donation clothes. Yeah, I'm not at order, but it's just like, oh, I need some money. I was going to hold onto it and then sell it at the market. And then I keep doing that and going, yeah, yeah, I'm going to do it. Have you ever actually done that, though, Lou? No.

No. Okay, we're going to guess how long you've been looking at those boxes of clothes in your lounge for? Go on them. One question for Lou. Yeah. Is this the only lounge room in the house or is there another room? It's only a 60-square-meter house. Okay, so it's a small house.

It's tiny, the house. Okay, yeah, yeah. See, that's going to affect my guess. What are you thinking? I'm listening to Lou, and they're dotted around the place. She's giving me. It's habitual. I'm going 12 months.

I'm going 12 months as well. Lock it in. Lou? Um, I'd probably say, since February when my son moved out and left all this crap. Okay, so not quite 12 months. Not quite 12 months.

Not quite 12 months. You got time, girl. Yeah, you got time. Lou? Slow down, okay? Slow down. Take your time. Take your time. I want to add some more to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't do it until you're ready. Yeah, keep adding to the pile. I can see out the window still, so I'm good. Or, or book that Uber thing this weekend or next weekend or whatever it is.

I don't know if it doesn't come out to me. I live rural. Oh, it's not your fault then, Lou. No, it's not your fault. If you live rural, just have a big old bonfire. Chuck them on. Yeah, nothing like the smell of textiles in the morning, Lou, am I right? Yeah, me. Love it.

Is that burning acrylic? Yeah. Uh, Bree and Clint, thanks. I love Lou. It's Z.M's Bree and Clint podcast. Let's play Google Down. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you?

It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down. Punk. An opportunity for the Brian Clint show to show off their Googling skills and for you listening to pick up 50 KFC chicken dollars. If you've sent through the name to 9-696, are the person you think's going to win. Clint, Claudia and Ella are the only people you can choose from.

Not you? Not me. I run the game. But I appreciate every week that someone always backs me in for the men. Do you want to play next week? Do you reckon I'm at a day? disadvantage. Why?

Because you haven't got any practice. Yeah, I haven't. I won my first ever game. Just say you're scared. Bring it on, let's go. Yeah, okay, I'll run the game next week. Next week. I'm in, okay.

Imagine if you're better than Claudia. Doubted. Imagine if I've been better than Claudia this whole time. No, it would never happen. Crazy scenes. Anyway, we'll find out next week. All right, here we go. I've put these questions into Google.

I'm looking for the most common answer So that comes up on Google. First person to yell it out, gets a point. First to three wins the game. Here comes question number one. In what year was Uber invented? 2009. Yeah, 2009.

It's when it was founded. The company launched in 2010. What? I'm going to give it to Clint. What? Crazy stuff. For the exact question that I, put in, which they are the rules in what

year was Uber invented. Okay. I'll give it to him. It does say 2010. I just have to go with what I have. And that was correct from Clint. Fair play. Fair play. She says through gritted teeth. Court is not worried. Court is not worried. That sounds good

to me. It's early. I'll let you get comfortable. Question number two. What star sign is Taylor Swift? Capricorn. Oh my gosh. Sagittarius. Sagittarius. It's a great guess from Claudia, which was, it was a guess, wasn't it?

Yeah, it was. It's a great guest from you, but she's just outside of it, and Ella comes through in the clutch. Sagittarius, December 13. How yeah, baby. Are you okay, Claude? Yeah, no, I'm actually fine. At least it was Ella or not Clint.

Yeah, that's fair. Okay. One to Ella, one to Clint. Question number three. How many premierships have the Broncos won? in the NRL. Sex. You know what to do, Bree.

I'm going to say it was Claudia. It was. Just. One all, baby. Well done, Claude. Thank goodness. I needed at least one. Like how much you place it down.

All right, we're won a piece to everyone in this game. Question number four. Question number five, sorry. What was Garfield the Cats owner's name. John Arbuckle. That is correct. John Arbuckle.

How the heck did you Google that quick? It was very quick from Claudia. And well done. She brings it back. Two to Claudia. One to Clint. Is she going to come back from this? And one to Ella.

I'm still here. Don't worry. I haven't forgotten about you. Okay, good. Clint seems worried. Question number six. What's the legal drinking age in Bali? 21.

Ella. Hey-o! I've got to give it to her. smokes, well done. Hello, baby. Damn, this is a close game. Two to Ella. Two to Claude.

I'm not the enemy here, Ella. You're losing sight of the fact that it's us against Claudia. I never. When was that rule? Where did you guys team up? Is everyone true? Yep. Question number seven.

How old is Sean Johnson? 35. 36. 93? What? 35 is the correct answer and Claudia comes back from nowhere to take it. Excuse me, Sean Johnson, who died in the U.S. Navy helicopter crash in the Hudson River. in April 2025 was 36 years old.

Which, Sean Johnson, just to clarify, were you asking about? Look, because it could be either. I was talking about the NRL player that's relevant. Oh, well, you should have specified. To New Zealand listeners, but hey, I will specify more next time. Cooper, you took the easy route by betting on Claudia, and it has paid off. You have 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Well done, Kooke.

Get in. Get in. Cooper. You weren't nervous for a bit there though, eh, Cooper? What though? You weren't nervous for a bit, right? Yeah, a little bit. Did you know which Sean Johnson I was talking about, Cooper?

No idea who that is. What? Even I know who that is. How do you spell, Sean? That's what I feel. Oh, my God, quick. S-H-A-U-N. Oh, the right way.

Quick, go to the ads before we never get invited back to anything in R-R-L again. A Z-M's Brinklin podcast. Welcome to Kid or Kidding The game where you try and stump us Trick us into believing That you are not a kid and you're an adult The kids are on school holidays at the moment So they've got time to work on their acts

Or are they not kids at all Are we talking to adults right now? Yeah, is it an actual adult That's meant to be working Yeah, we don't know Welcome to the show, Madison I'm Madison Hi

How old are you, Madison? I'm 30 30 Okay What do you do for a job Madison the 30 year old I'm a photographer You're a supographer

A photographer I think Oh photographer Are you the kid Okay Photographer Madison No no I've got a few more questions What do you take photos of

Madison I catch a love And every season I do weddings and families. Well, I'm sold. Yeah, I mean, that was a great answer. Madison, you can't make that up.

What's your favorite music concert that you've ever been to? Oh, yeah, good question. Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift. The Eras Tour, is that the one you went to? Yes. How much did it cost? A lot.

A lot. I mean, it checks out to me. That is a 30-year-old. That's an adult answer from an adult. Madison, are you a real adult? No. Oh, what the heck? How old are you?

11. Oh, my God. You got us good. You got us, Madison, the Sepographer. Let's go to Sophia. Hi, Sophia. Hi, Sophia. Hi.

Hard day at work today, Sophia. Good. What time did you start? 8.30. Yeah. That's not bad. That's the time we start work, eh? How many coffees did you have today, Sophia?

Um, my kid told me too many, I had four. Yeah, right. Bloody kid, eh? Tell that kid to butt out. Actually, can you just yell to that kid to mind its own business right now, Sophia? Mind your own business. Yeah, good, that'll tell them. Um, Sophia, if you're not having coffees, do you ever enjoy a cocktail?

Um, no, I like white wine, actually. Warm or cold? I'm actually quite delulu at the moment I like warm Do you like chardonnay Or more of a semi-on-sevion blanc I don't know actually Just something out of a box, eh Sophia

Maybe you never know Yeah This is an adult That's clearly an adult How would she know all the answers To these questions that we're asking you Are you a real white wine-drinking adult, Sophia? Mm-hmm, definitely

Definitely. Not going to break character this one. Thanks, Sophia, The Adult. Hi, Sophia. One more for kid or kidding. David's here. Hi, David. Gidey David.

Hi, David. Oh, shoot. Hi. No, you're David. You're David, David. I'm David. Hi, David. I forgot your name.

Yeah, I'm Clint. And I'm Bree. Gidey, David. Good-day. Good-day. Hey, David, what do you do for work? I'm a police officer. Police officer.

Did you arrest any bad guys today, David? Yeah, there was a couple drug dealers on the street. What kind of drugs were they dealing? I don't think I should say that in front of kids. Good answer, David, good answer. Hey, David, as a police officer, what does DUI stand for? DUI? Yeah.

Did I ask my sergeant because he didn't tell me that in training me. Yeah, fair enough, that's on the side. Oh, that's the sergeant's fault, clearly. David, what's for dinner tonight? And are you cooking it? I know my wife's making it and we're having some roast beef. Yum, rose beef. Oh, how good, David.

We've got the wife on the job. Hey, David, do you enjoy watching any type of sport? I'm a big fan of footy. Footy. Footy. Who's your team, David? Liverpool. Liverpool.

Oh, up the pools. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'll never walk alone, eh, David? No. No. All right, that's a real police officer. Obviously, that is David the police officer. That's Officer David.

Are we right? David, are we right? Are you a real police officer? No. Oh, what? David, how old are you? Nine. Your nine?

Is David your real name? Yeah. Are you even having roast beef for dinner tonight, David? Is your wife even making you roast beef? I don't have a wife, and I don't. What? What's it all lies? Wait, it's your name Jack.

It's not David. Yeah, it's Jack. God! You were bloody good, Jack. You even changed the name. You've got us, Jack. Hookline and sinker. Arrest us and take us to stupid jail.

Wait, what did you say, Jack? I'm a long-time listener for a time caller. God, he's just hit every point on the head, isn't he? Play ZDems, Bree and Clint. Let's play Gaydard. Breed and Clint's Gaydard. Gator, where we test out our abilities to pick whether you are gay or straight. We only get to ask you one question.

It can't be a leading question. And then we're going to make the call. Like, we can't ask, do you like, share you? Like, we can't ask that. Or are you into dudes? Yeah, we can't ask that. Eve's going to go under our Gay-Dar. Hi, Eve.

Eve Hi, Eve. We have one question for you and it's inspired by our fake police officer, David, that we talked to before. Our question, Eve, is it's a Sunday night. What's your preferred type of roast?

Are we talking chicken, beef, pork, lamb, lamb. Lamb. Why would you pick lamb, Eve? I don't usually have lab. But if it's Sunday night, I think it's just a special occasion.

Okay. Yeah. Makes it, yeah, it makes it special. Eve straight. Eve straight. Eve, you straight? No. I'm a lesbian.

I have a wife. She laughed at our face clip. She goes, no. The lamb roast sounded very straight to me, Eve. It threw me, Eve. Really? How long has you and your wife been? been married?

Um, oh, actually, um, 10 years. Oh, you're a long-term lesbian. Oh, my God, it's that long that she forgot how long they've been married. God, we were way off. Thanks, Eve. Bad start. Let's go to Jeremy. Hi, Jeremy.

Hi, Jeremy. Good, how are you? Good, thank you, mate. Our question for you is the same. What is your preferred type of roast? Chicken. Chicken roast. Can't go wrong with the chicken roast.

What type of veggies you're running alongside it? Um, some potato and gravy. Potato, potato, gravy, yeah. It's very beige so far. Any color? Any color in there at all? No. No greens.

Your answer is giving straight, but I've got the vibe that you're gay. I agree, too. I reckon, yeah, yeah. Because I feel like he's downplaying it. Yeah, yeah. It's giving straight, straight boy dinner, but I reckon he's gay. Yep. Jeremy, are you gay?

Absolutely. Yes, Queen. Jeremy, you went too hard, you went too beige. I was like, there's no way. There's no way. Jeremy, potatoes and gravy. That's it. Very simple.

He's like, what does straight people eat? Jessica's here. Hi, Jessica. Hi, Jessica. Hello. Welcome to Gaydar, Jessica, where we're going to try and correctly guess whether you are gay straight or otherwise. And our question for you is the same as everyone else.

What's your preferred type of roast? Or probably still lamb. A lamb roast as well. Oh, we're losing reception there a bit. You're going to have to go off pure gut feel. We're using a mint sauce on this lamb roast, Jessica? Oh, no. She's gone into a gay tunnel.

We come back to Jessica. We'll come back to her. Let's go to Jason. Hi, Jason. Hi, gay tunnel. How's it going? Pop into that nightclub. Hi, Jason.

Our question for you, Jace, what is your preferred type of roast? Spit roast. I knew someone was going to say it. I knew someone was going to be the one on the spit, though. Jason. Jason, we can only use innuendo, okay? You can't. You can't paint the actual picture.

Why was I not expecting someone to say? say, Jason, you naughty boy. I'm naughty. I'm really naughty. I'm going to take Jason at his words and say Jason is gay. I'm going to say Jason is telling the truth and he is gay. Jason, are you gay? Yeah, I'm gay as. You naughty boy, Jason.

It's not just gay. He's gay as. Oh, God, Jason. Thanks so much, Jason. Just did not even hesitate. Did you not? No, like when we are, he did not hesitate. That was the answer. We've lost Jessica, by the way.

Oh, no. Yeah. But that's good. It means we end on two out of three. Well, should we guess? And because the producers know what Jessica is. We got so little out of her. We only heard that she likes lamb.

Offer the vibe, what were you picking up on? Well, we had our lamb-loving lesbian earlier. I reckon she was straight. Oh. What are you locking in? Um, gay. Well, one of you is right. No way.

But which one? Now, she's straight. Yes! Let's go. Are we sure Jason was gay? What even is? Do we have? Didn't skip a beat.

Some people make our job easy, eh? So good. ZD.M's Bree and Clint podcast. Um, are you getting vaccinated? vaccines again or are you still off them? Excuse you. Don't spread that rumor, okay? That has brought down bigger careers than mine.

Yeah. Well, are you? I'm fully vaccinated, thank you very much. Now. How many types of vaccines do we have? Have you ever thought about that? Like how many vaccines we actually have? I don't have the flu vaccine.

I didn't get that, but that's not compulsory. They bring out a new one each year for. the different strains. Yeah, yeah. Your measles, mumps, tetanus, rebella. Wait, is tetan vaccine? Yeah, I believe so. Is it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think your tetan shot is a tetan vaccine, isn't it? Isn't it? You have to update it. How often do you have to update your tetan shot? Whenever you stand on a nail. Oh, yeah. Right.

Go get a booster. Yeah. I found out some thing very interesting. Yeah. And look, I've done my own research. But I'm not a doctor. But I saw this thing on TikTok where... People were so scared to talk about vaccines, eh, after COVID.

People were so scared to even have the conversation. Like get the vaccines, don't get the vaccines. I mean, it's your body, your choice. But I found this really interesting. It was this woman talking about a type of vaccine that I have never heard of. Okay. Never heard of it in my life. Because they're coming up with new ones all the time, like the HPV vaccine.

Yeah, that's a goody. Which is literally. For cervical cancer, right? It's a vaccine for cervical cancer where, I mean, duh, why wouldn't you get that one? But this one, never heard of it before. And this woman, she hadn't heard of it either. Take a listen. Why don't we know about this?

There's a UTI vaccine. There's two UTI vaccines that you can get in Australia right now if you go to your GP or you're a gynaecologist. And I can't believe not many people know about it. So I'm making it my job to make it known that there's two UTI vaccines out there that you can get there. Go research. Did you? Well, I mean, it doesn't really affect you.

I could. I mean, very rare. Very rare. Way more rare in men. Quite common in women. If you're a man with a UTI, don't talk about it. Very, very uncommon. But it can happen.

Yeah. But quite common for women. Did you know that this existed? No. I did some research because I was like, I wonder if you can get it in New Zealand. And it says that the vaccine's called the MV 140 or the Euromune. It is available in New Zealand. Euromune.

Eurrethra is immune. Sounds like a vaccine you need to get before you go to Europe. Yeah, you know. Do youroimmune? I think it's like your urethra, you're uroimmune. Yeah, yeah. It's not currently funded or approved by MedSafe, but you can access it by having a healthcare.

care provider prescribe it to you. Oh, yeah. And it's actually a spray you put under your tongue for three months. Really? Yeah. Not a jab in the urethra. Not a jab in, thank God. That's a catheter, I think.

No, no, that's how you get a UTI. Right, right. For a jab in the urethra. Isn't that wild? We'll poll the girlies out there. Did you guys know about the UTI vaccine? No, I had no idea. No doctor of mine has ever mentioned a

UTI vaccine. It'd be nice of them because while I'm on fire down there crying in their office. Some women really Jesus Christiour. Hey, that's the reality. It is plenty.

And some women really struggle with this throughout their life. Why aren't we hearing about the UTI vaccine? Honestly, might give that a go. God, if this gets approved, if we can get this through Pharma and get it approved

for everyone to use, cranberry juice sales are going to go through the floor. Yeah, they're going to be after us. Ocean spray. They're going to have to get that guy... They'll cease to exist. They're going to have to get that guy

to do another bloody... Fleetwood Mac video. Or else they're going to plummet. That guy that was skateboarding, drinking the ocean spray. Yeah. He was actually on the way to the GP with a UTI. I believe it. Because let's be real.

Who's drinking cranberry juice by choice? Yeah, but from a... Unless... Unless... Unless it's a cosmopolitan. or you've got a UTI, who's going, oh, need to pick up some more cranberry juice? If you grab a cam cranberry juice out of the fridge, I know you've got a UTI. No one is looking at you going, oh, they must really like cranberries juice.

They must be keen for the refreshing taste of cranberry juice. UTI. Anyway, just thought that might be helpful for some people listening. You're welcome, guys. There is brain cleanse. Free and cleanse All I want from my birthday is a birthday banger Let's do your birthday bangers

You finish your mouth full, I'll take care of it. Your number one song on your 16th birthday You tell us your birthday, we work it out for you Lucy's going to go first. Hi Lucy. Hi Lucy. Hi. How's your day being, loose?

My day's been pretty good. How about you guys? Yes, good, thank you, Lucy. All we need is your birthday, mate. My birthday. is the 16th of August 2009. All right. That means you were 16, literally this year, a couple of months ago, and here's your

birthday bang-up. Go it's that a moment. You know together we're going to be going to be going to be going to be going. Yeah. You a fan? Pardon? Are you a fan? Um, yeah.

That's it. You can be honest with us, Lucy. It's okay, yeah. It's going to be a weird one in 10 years' time when you reflect on your birthday banging when you go, oh my God, what was K-pop Demon Hunters? It was that movie, that was on Netflix. Yeah. But it's a bit of fun, Lucy.

Hold there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Amelia. Kura. Hi, Amelia. Hi. How's your day been? It's been great. Thank you.

Oh, that's good to hear. Hey, we heard it was your birthday last Friday. Is that right? It was, yes. Well, happy birthday for then. All we need is the year. 1991. All right.

That means you were 16 in 2007, Amelia. And on that day, this was number one. Oh, way to beautiful girl. That's why it'll never work. Sean Kingston and Beautiful Girls. The song was a monster. Are you into it, Amelia? Do you remember it as?

Amazing. I love that song. Take me back. It was huge. Yeah. I like it, Amelia. One more birthday banger for Catherine. Cure to Catherine.

Hi, Catherine. Hey, Brett. Hey, Clint. What have you been doing today, Catherine? I just got home from work. Oh, lovely. Okay, well, let's do your birthday banger. What's your day to birth?

That would be the 27th of January, 1990. All right. That means you were 16 in 2006. And Catherine, here's your birthday banger. What you're looking at Let me see a wild You grill You grill

You get the Nelly song Grills with a Zed I like it, Catherine Do you like it, Catherine? Yeah I like it It's a good vibe But it's native for today

Yes, thank you Catherine Maybe she does like it, yeah Am I remembering correctly I'm always about this song guys are always like, ugh, yuck. It's not the best Nelly song. Oh, it's not, but it's a great song. Ride to the jewelry store, tell him, make me a grill.

Let me see you what? That's my vote. Grills, Nelly. 100%, no doubt about it. Lock it in. I think we play it, shall we? I'll be voting for Sean Kingston's beautiful girls. Which means Claudia will have to decide.

And who knows? Claudia could be a huge Nelly Grills fan. I could be a closet Nelly fan. You never know. She never votes my way. I do have to put this out there. I actually don't know that song. You don't know Nelly Grills?

No, weirdly. I've got no hope. Catherine Lut was loving it. Hey, sometimes life's about taking a chance. And maybe, you've never heard it. Maybe you'll love it. I'm a shogging some. Maybe it'll be your new favourite Nelly song.

You don't know. What do you say, producer Ella? This is a beautiful speech. I'd vote for it. Yeah, see, I think we go with Ella's vote today. Thank you, Bree. Oh, Bella wants it. I'm down for it too.

What? Can I have a serious vote, please? Yeah. What's it going to be? Uh, grills. Yay! Let me see you what! This better be good, Bree.

Oh, trust me. You just won birthday banger. Well done. Let's go. See, not even Catherine's surprised. Yeah. The surprise I needed. See?

She's stunningly surprised. From 2006, it's Nelly on ZM. ZM's Bray and Clint. It's a winner of birthday bangers today from Nelly with Jermaine DePri. It's grills. And that was Bree's choice, supported by Claudia. And Ella. And Ella.

No regrets. No regrets. I want my name taken off that, actually. How can you? How can you have the regret when it has the lyric in it? Yeah, these hoes can't focus because they eyesight blurry, tipping on some fours. You can see my mailed jewelry. What?

Okay, you're right. I'm back on board. Yeah, thank you. The opening line of the song, because it's about mouth jewelry. And the opening line of the song is something like, if I could call it a drink, I'd call it smile on the rocks. Hey, so poetic. Pure, poetic genius.

Hey, they don't write songs like this anymore. And you need to appreciate the lyrical genius and finesse that it takes. I agree. Never again, though. Yeah, never, ever again. You've done it, we've ticked that box. We don't have to revisit. It's one before.

What? It's one before. How many listeners do you think we lost when we played that song? Hey, there would be at least, at least three or four people. that liked it in every part of New Zealand. No, in the country, just three or four total. Not in this, read. Well, there's at least one in here.

Three, I'm never trusting you again. This weekend is the NRL Grand Final, and we have swindled a trip to go to the game. We were hoping to go and see the Warriors. It wasn't to be. It wasn't to be. That's what we were hoping, but God, it's worked out bloody good for me, isn't it? Hasn't it? Your other team's there.

My other team, the Brisbane Broncos, managed to claw their way into the grand final on Sunday, and what a game it was. Bree told us earlier today that it's her family team. It's the team her whole family grew up supporting. We have some audio of one member of your family enjoying, well, when we say they're enjoying it, watching the semi-final that the Broncos won over the Penrith Panthers on Sunday night. Come on! Pettles Go down Get Ezra!

Break it up! That's higher than that penalty they're not. I've got no respect to me or not to ever. Yes! Yes! Come on! Come on! Get the kickover!

We had to get a bit of luck and guess who it's off. Mary. That's right. No, it's a dick. You'd be forgiven for thinking that was Darren Lockyer's commentary. It's not. It's praise mummer die.

Mom, we were going to get you on. How did you get that? I have my ways, Mum. I have my ways. I've got eyes and ears everywhere. And we were going to get you on earlier in the week, but you lost your voice completely. Has it come back yet?

Yeah, no, I think I'm going to have to have an operation like Darren Lockyer, I can tell you. It's just about gone for good. We heard you went so feral while you were watching that game that you and Big Steve had to be separated and to watch the game in different rooms. Yeah, absolutely, because he wanted to watch it in peace And I, well, as you can hear, I was pretty, we were pretty vocal

Pretty vocal We had to get the, they were the tamest bits out of the audio Because the other audio couldn't be played on radio Put it this way, you're lucky you live rurally Otherwise there would have been a noise complaint Well, I think there was one And that was from the neighbours that were about three kilometres away Four kilometres away

God, you've got to be happy. and I are so excited to go to this grand final, but you must be through the roof that your Brisbane Broncos will be playing in another grand final die. Oh my goodness. It's just so surreal. I mean, the last two games,

I reckon I've had to go on tablets of some description to settle down. Larazepam. You've had a few of the razis have you? I need that. But all I can say is my advice for the Broncos is they will not be able to lax like that.

Against Melbourne, they're going to have to keep that antics right up from the word goes. Oh, that's good. That's good. We'll get that to them, that message. Historically, Mum, you are quite a big Melbourne storm fan. Can you go on the record and say you will actually be supporting the Brisbane Broncos this weekend? I will actually be supporting the Brisbane Broncos. Come on.

What if we got Cam Smith on the phone? So personally request that you watch the game in one of his match-worn. storm jerseys. Oh, I might sway a little bit. Yeah, everyone's got their price, Ty. That's okay. It's a pretty small price. It's even lower than that, probably, but...

Oh, look, can you go? Di, what's your prediction? Bree and I are going into the game, and we want to get it on record. What's your prediction for the result of the NRL grand final this weekend? I think it's going to go really, really close, obviously. But I think it'll go down to a field gold. Oh, you reckon. And who?

Who's winning? What's the score? Broncos. Broncos with a golden point field goal? Yeah, because I haven't won it for 19 years. So come on the Broncos. Come on the Broncos. Are you up for a bit?

Yes, absolutely. If the Broncos win, you'll drink toilet water like Rees Walsh did two weeks ago. Yeah, but they're winning. That's if the Melbourne's. Storm lose. I mean, that's if Melbourne Storm win, sorry. Okay, if the Broncos lose, you're drinking toilet water. Yes. Okay. And what do you want from us if the Broncos win? 50 bucks.

Oh, deal. This is best 50 bucks they ever spent. Sign me up. It's going to be an absolute blockbuster, and I am willing to fill any of your positions. Pardon you. If you can't go. Oh, you mean it at the game. Gotcha. Oh, you mean at the stadium.

Yeah. I thought you were meaning you were going to be Clint's 5-8. I can do that as well. I can carry his water. Nice. Okay, we'll keep that in mind, Mum. Incredible game. Broncos win it with a field goal.

Yes. Can we get your most impassioned up the Broncos before we go, Dye? The Broncos, go the Broncos. Don't lose your voice again, Mum. Just calm down, right? You've got a big week, though it last all Sunday. There it is. Put it in the books.

Put all your money on it. Mum and I is calling a Golden Point Field Goal win for the Broncos at the NRL grand final this weekend. She doesn't say that lightly. She's in the top of her tipping com. The ZD.M. Podcast Network. There's a Tina Turner statue that's gone up. Have you seen it yet? I haven't seen it.

I'm all for it, though. I'm a huge Tina Turner. Appropriate too on NRL week, the Tina Turner statue goes up. She, the late great Tina Turner. She is, did I? Yeah, she passed away a couple of years ago. Few. Wait.

We've done that before. We've posthumised a celebrity who's still alive. Pretty sure she died, like, in 2023. Yeah, 2023, 83 years old. Oh, few, Tina Turner's did. Only because I said what I said. Anyway, her statue's up. I'm getting all flustered now.

It's a 10-foot statue of the rock and roll queen. 10 foot. Was she that tall? No. Yeah, yeah. Brass statue. Bronze statue. Are the legs right? Because when I think of Tina Turner,

I think it's all about the legs. Of the best legs and the best hair in the biz. There's so much to get right with these statues. You cannot skimp on the artist. because we've seen shocking statues before. There's the, what are some of the worst ones? The Ronaldo one was an absolute shitter. Wasn't great.

The Ronaldo statue. It's so hard to get it right. They said that the Ronaldo one went bad because they did it off a photo of him hung over. Oh, is that one? Well, what have they done to Tina? I'm going to show you this brief. Oh, is it?

No, I'm not saying that. You're going to judge it. It's in a park in Brownsville, Tennessee, where she's from. In your view of the Tina Turner statue? That looks nothing like her. It's fricking enormous is what it is. Can we go to the face, please, Claudia? Oh, if that was me, I'd be ropeable.

I'd be fuming at that. That is not what she looked like. The face, the hair helmet. Who? None of it's right. Not to, I mean, even just eating. Even just her pose, like how it's standing doesn't look like Tina Turner. Like, no big wheels are keeping on turning.

Yeah, that's a terrifyingly enormous statue of someone that only vaguely remembers, resembles Tina Turner. Comments on the, because I've taken these pictures from Twitter, comments include Tennessee will pay for their crimes. And whoever decided on that here will not see the Kingdom of. heaven. Yeah, the hair is so far off. Oh, can you imagine the artist? Yeah, but surely you do like a clay rendering first and you go, are we all happy with this?

Before I commit to 10 feet of bronze, are we all happy with what this looks like? You know what I reckon? I reckon the artist has done that statue from memory. Yeah, I reckon you're not far off. You know, they said, no, I don't need a picture. I love Tina so much. You don't need another picture. I'm going to do it from memory.

We don't need another hero. Google it. It's a good laugh. You should Google Tina Turner statue. Poor Tina. Rest in peace. Rich are I, then. Thank God she didn't live long enough to see this.

It's ZAM's Brea and Clint podcast. I read this article on The Herald today from a sex therapist. Talking about the top five fantasies when it comes to indoor gardening. We had a video go up recently which talked about indoor gardening, and people were like, what's indoor gardening? What is that? It's our special code word, okay? Yeah.

You know what it is. It's, you know, you know what it is. Okay, what's another way to describe indoor gardening? Bown chicka, bough, wow. Exactly. Yeah. Now we're all on the same page. The sex therapist's name is Justin Le Miller.

And he did some research where he surveyed over four. 4,000 people and ask them, what are their top fantasies? It's a lot of people. It's a lot of people. So I would say this is quite good data when it comes to the top five fantasies. So don't be offended if yours isn't in the top five. You know, it just means you're unique. Should we go through, let's start at the bottom and work our way to the top.

Is that one of the fantasies? No. Right. No, but coming in at five for the top fantasies when it comes to indoor gardening. You know when there's someone who's more assertive and then someone who's more, you know, submissive, that is quite a common fantasy. That's one of the fantasies. Yeah, right.

Yeah. Someone definitely in charge. Someone who knows. And someone definitely not in charge. Exactly. Okay. Next on the list, number four. These are the top five fantasies when it comes to indoor gardening.

Indoor gardening, but you do the gardening with your boss from work. Oh, that's a fantasy? Yeah, apparently. Is that one of your fantasies? No. No. Sorry, Ross. Sorry, Ross.

He's going to be devastated. Is it one of yours? We haven't pulled. No, not mine either. Oh. No. Have you ever accidentally thought about it, though? With Ross.

Yeah. No. Are you going to accidentally think about it now? Yeah. Yeah. Sorry about that. Sorry, Ross. He's going to, at least, you know.

I've never had a female boss. That's the issue. Oh. Same. Yeah. Okay, all right. What's number three? Number three is where...

These are the top five indoor gardening fantasies. According to... According to a poll of 4,000 people. Yes. You know, like when you go to the park, Yeah. Like, what's your favourite thing to go on at the park? Mine's the swings.

Yeah. And that's also on this list. Oh, swinging. Yes. Having a swing. Having a swing. Going to, yeah, having a swing. Oh, yeah.

Or swapping. Well, swinging's fun because you and your partner can both get on the swings. Yeah. I mean, it's not as comfortable. No, no. You're on different swings. Oh, different swings. You go and meet another.

Yes, that's including. You're going to meet another couple that also likes to go on the swings and then you... And then you swap swings... Yeah. For a bit. Yes, correct. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Because, I mean, you want to experience, sometimes you want to go on the biggest swing and then the kiddie swing. Yeah, we get it. You know? We got it. Yeah, we got it. Okay. Next on the list, number two, is indoor gardening, but with a person that's the same gender as you. Oh, okay.

That's on the list. It's a fantasy. That's number two of the top five fantasies According to this study And the number one Please be furies, please be furies, please be furies What do you get when you Plus 1 and 2 together?

Oh Well the Kay Lee song from the 2000s told us That 1 plus 1 plus 1, it ain't 2 No it's not 2 It's definitely not 2 I learnt that at school So the top fantasy for indoor gardens is one plus one plus one.

Yep. Oh, there you go. That is at the top. Do you reckon we innuendo that enough? Yeah, I reckon nobody has any idea what we're talking about. Not a clue. Neither do I, to be honest. Especially Ross.

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