ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 1st September 2021

Episode Date: September 1, 2021

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The ZM Podcast Network a round of beers for that. Ben doesn't know it. Ben doesn't even hear it. You know that's the rule when we were away filming Celebrity Treasure Island season two. It's out next Monday on TV too. If your phone goes off or if you are loud enough where it disrupts the taping of the show,

you have to buy the entire crew a beer. How many people in the crew? Probably 50. We've got a crew a beer. How many people in the crew? Probably 50. We've got a crew of four. We could do that. It was at least a carton. How much does Ben owe us for that F-bomb just then?

I didn't say anything. No, it's podcast. He's allowed. There's an issue, but we'll fix it later. Oh, you didn't start recording in time. No, it's recording. For some reason, the whole thing's peaking out But I can change it So if you listen to this

If there's anything good We can just start again No that was good stuff But it's all peaky Nah I've fixed it He's fixed it It's fixed Now play you the Kesha song

Okay here's the Kesha song Tick tock Oh wait this is One Republic Oh my god, so much beers, I can't wait Now you owe us two beers Got it, got it, got it Now that's two beers Is this an ad?

Nah, this is a music video weird start I'm taking a high road I'm high as fuck in these assholes Won't shut up, I'm in love And I ain't losing no sleep I'm taking a high She's got a mullet Oh yeah I've seen her mullet It's very in with that music community What's it called?

It's called High Roads It's quite cool This is not the song I was thinking of But it's pretty good This slaps Yeah She's cool She's on tour She's been touring right? It's pretty good. Ooh, this slaps. Yeah. She's cool. She's on tour.

She's been touring, right? So this is last year. This is Feb 2020. Yeah, I like it. B-I-T-T-H I'm happy to love the hay S-T-R-A It's our best history

to my band It took a turn, didn't it? It's cool, actually, eh? I like it. I'm keen. It looks so much like you, Brie. Is this the... Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That is what you would look like It's cool actually I like it It looks so much like you Brie Oh my god That is what you would look like with a mullet

That's what I'd look like with plastic surgery She's had a lot of plastic surgery Oh right I was like Are you being down on yourself I'm just saying she's had a bit of plastic surgery done Yeah right Where is most recent I heard it honestly it was so good It's? Where is it? I heard it. Honestly, it was so good.

It's like Country, the song that I heard. Oh. Oh, man. I want to hear it now. Yeah. No, not Praying. We played that one on ZM. Yeah, that was pretty big, that song.

That was a good Kesha song, was Praying. Yeah, it was pretty big. I like the song she did. Was it with Macklemore? Yes. What did she do with him? What'd she do? She did that song.

It was massive. Glorious. Glorious. No. I think that was someone else. Great song. What was the song she did with Macklemore? Yeah, I think it was Glorious.

No, that was Skylar Gray. It was something about memories. These days. Good old days. Skylar Grey. It was something about memories. These days. Good old days. Good old days. Timber. No, that was pitbull. White walls.

Oh, bold guys. This might be it. Hang on. This is Prank. This is Prank. All right, so you know this one. Yeah, I know. Oh, come on.

Oh, my God. It's now three beers each. Well, that wasn't the one I was talking about then, because you definitely don't know the one I'm talking about. This one we all know. Yeah, this is a filling time while I look. This is Good Old Days, which was a banger. Loved this song.

This song makes me cry all the time. Because I was in the period of my life where this song was in the top ten, so it was being played all the time. Is it called Shadow? And I was about to leave my last job to move to New Zealand. Oh, wow. And I was like, oh. These are the good old days.

I want to work with Clint. I want to go. Shadow. Try Shadow. Oh, that sounds familiar. Shadow. By Keisha. Shadow is the. No, this is familiar. Shadow. By Keisha. Shadow is the...

No? This is a country one? No, it's not this. No, I'm going to do some research and come back to you guys. Sorry. I want to know. I want to hear it now. Like it's genuinely...

Yeah. I had to... What about resentment? We are who we are, was it? We are who we are, was it? We are who we are Dancing like we're drunk What about TikTok? That could be it

What about blah blah blah Picking at your mouth with the blah blah blah She was so massive Did you guys know she had an MTV show? Yeah, I watched it. It was actually quite good. I think they thought that they were going to like, it was going to like skyrocket.

She was a huge star. Oh, 100%. Like TikTok was the biggest song of that year, like 2007. But all those other ones too, they were tunes. And then she had, yeah, so much success. And then she, if you don't know what happened to Kesha, there's some horrible shit that went down, which I feel so bad for that woman.

She was so mistreated, so horrible, her backstory now. She got shed on. Yeah. She got just dumped by the label. You know, the most horrible part is no one had her back. Lady Gaga had her back. Of course, because Lady Gaga is the goat. She's awesome.

Lady Gaga is my favourite. Did Katy Perry come out of that all right too? I think Katy Perry stood up for her, did she? No, so Katy Perry did the opposite. Katy Perry, well, she didn't do the opposite, but Kesha, which I mean. She sided with the producer, eh? I kind of see it from, no, well, so this is what happened from memory. Kesha was kind of like, this happened to me. He did this to me kind of i kind of see it from no well so this is what happened from memory kesha was kind of like this happened to me um he did this to me kind of thing katie you've told me it's happened to you to like speak up kind of thing and katie was like don't bring me into this

i don't want to be a part of this which is her right to do which is because it's her story to tell but then like kesha's like, I need some help. Yeah, and Kesha crashed and burned. I think Pink came on board too. Yeah, maybe. Because she had the same issue. It wasn't just her that these horrible things happened to. He's not just going to pick one person and... I wonder what he's doing now.

Is he in jail? Dr. Loke? Yeah. No, I don't know. I don't think he's in jail. He's sick, that guy. If you read into the story, it's horrible. Someone tell

me what the Kasha song I'm thinking of is. I have no idea. It's a country song, and it's quite low-key. And it's not very Kasha-esque at all. No, I don't mean you guys. Someone listening will know what it is. What if we can do it right now Okay

So Someone might be yelling At the podcast right now What about Stronger With Sam Felt No that's

No it's not that That's disco Okay That came out recently Yeah Nah I wanna quit When did you hear it I wanna quit

I heard it on this Internet radio station That I listen to And they don't play Kesha That's why it was so buzzy Like they don't play Kesha music Are you sure it wasn't like Electro country pop?

No it was just like Rinky Jink Dixie Chicks sounding Who's that? That's Kesha Dixie Chicks sounding. Who's that? That's Kesha? No, it's not her. That's dope. I always liked her music.

I really like this song, dude. This is a good song, yeah. Didn't we just play that? Yeah, okay. Yeah, that was the first song. Yeah, we did. Damn it, Ed! Is this it? It sounds awful.

Take it off. Playing it off her phone. She's like, wait, let me put it in a cup. I'll just put it in this cup and it'll ricochet off the cup. Is that what that word means? Ricochet? Yeah. What is that?

How good's that word, ricochet? Same as the word chicane. I love that word. What does that mean? You don't know what the word chicane is? Chicane is like. Chicane means corner. It's a very fancy word.

Chicane. A chicane, it's kind of like, it's a corner, but it's not. It's like snakes. It's kind of like that. Do the royals, when they're telling off a kid, they go, now go to the chicane. Like, you know, when your parents told you to go. Not that kind of cane.

Not that kind of corner. No, yeah. That was good. I'll pay that. I'll pay that. Which is not really a corner, so it doesn't really work. A lot of bogans name their kids chicane if they get pregnant on Bathurst 500 night. Yeah.

Yeah. It's true. It was a good night. And how good is the band name? And Conrod. Yeah, yeah. It's true. And how good is the band name? And Conrod. They also call their kid Conrod. God, I love the name Shaka Khan. Shaka Khan. Should we go?

Anyway, sorry guys for that. No, Shaka Khan can take us out. Hang on. I love Shaka Khan. Great name. It's so nice to say. It is. Do you ever think about words that are really nice to say?

Shaka Khan is one. Yeah, Ricochet is one. Ricochet. Ricochet is definitely one. Namaste. So Ricochet means like vibrating. That means bounce off. Bounce off.

Yeah, it means like something will hit the side of something and bounce back. Hang off, yeah. Oh. Yeah, Ricochet. You really didn't know what Ricochet meant? No. I don't know. I thought it was a clothing label here. It's quite a common word.

Yeah. I'm going to ricochet from this bad situation. Like you probably see it in a crime, like any crime movies. Yeah, the bullet ricocheted from here into here. Yeah, all over that. Chaka-chaka-chaka-chaka-con. Chaka-chaka-chaka-chaka-con. Chaka-chaka-chaka-chaka-con. Let me rock you, let me rock you, Chaka, chaka, chaka, chaka con. Chaka con. Chaka con. Chaka con.

Chaka con. Let me rock you. Chaka con. Let me rock you. That's all I want to do. Chaka con. Enjoy the podcast, everybody. Bye, guys.

Chaka con. What you want to do? Do you feel for me? Do you feel for you? Tell me what I want to do. I want to do. Hey, Google. What's the time?

It's 3 p.m. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Kia ora everybody, Bree and Clint. Happy KFC day.

Oh yes, lots of people would have been going through the drive-thrus, getting every takeaway under the sun. I saw some of the news sites had people reporting from drive-thrus at dawn this morning. Where there were queues of cars at dawn in some areas. Yep. You know? It probably would have been me if it was here in Auckland. If you could get it.

Yeah, right. No, you wouldn't. You wouldn't. Nah, probably wouldn't. No, you wouldn't. Nah, okay, probably wouldn't. I'd wait. Can you get Uber Eats at level three?

Nah. Oh, maybe. Can you? Maybe. Nah. We don't know. We don't know. We're in level four.

We're not there yet. We're in level four. We're not there yet. Don't forget about us. You can't forget about us because we'll be telling you how we're in level four every day. Every day. Every day.

Today on the show, your chance to win free money with Free Guy at five o'clock. If you want a free ride, just get a bill ready for us and then call us when you hear the activator just before five o'clock. But right now, if you want 50 bucks,

all thanks to KFC, we're going to play tradie versus lady and it's a big game today because the point score sits at 70 wins apiece. Yes. Someone has to go into the lead. The tradies have never been in the lead since this game began. Not once. No, so it is a lot

up for grabs, bragging rights and the 50 bucks cash. Yep, don't have to be a tradie or a lady to play. You can pick your side. 0800 dial ZM. We'll play for 50 bucks cash after Justin Bieber on ZM. Bree and Clint. I got my pictures out in Georgia. Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint. Tradie versus Lady. The drone would be contactless. They just literally don't even touch the bag. They're just tied to the drone. If it's coming into Auckland, it's fine. It's just the drone can't leave Auckland after that. It becomes your drone. We're not going to touch your drone. The drone tie it to the drone. If it's coming into Auckland, it's fine. It's just the drone can't leave Auckland after that. It becomes

your drone. We're not going to touch a drone. The drone drops it in my yard and then it flies back to Palmerston North. Let's meet our contestants today. Playing for 50 bucks cash, thanks to KFC. First of all is our lady. She's 31. She's from Dunedin and she's a triple citizen. That's

right. She belongs to three countries. Welcome to the show, Rachel. Well, hello there, Rachel. Is one of them the UK? Yes. Well, I've got an American accent, obviously. Wait, so you're American, English and Kiwi. Is that what you are?

Yes. So how did that come about, Rachel? Give us the lowdown. My mum's Kiwi, my dad's English, and then I was born in the US. Oh, cool. Whoa, cool, man. Okay, hey, if there wasn't a pandemic at the moment, the world would be your oyster. Yeah.

I think you've picked the right country to be in, though, at the moment. Yeah, definitely. Out of the three. You've been here for a while. Okay, you're taking on our tradie today. She is 30 years old. She is from Tamuka, and she loves playing darts. Welcome to the show, Nicole.

420. No, 180. No, but I like saying the 420. That was the joke. I'm carrying it on from the other day. Nicole, you're our second darts enthusiast in a week. You must be picking up popularity. Yes, because that was my partner. No way, Nicole.

Was it really? Yes, it was. Do you have a dart name, Nicole? Is that a thing in darts? No, I don't have one. Like yours could be Nicole having a dart. Out she comes. Yeah. I'll think of one more.

And then your partner could be Dart Simpson. Dart Simpson is a great one. Okay, Nicole, your buzzer is tradie. Rachel, your buzzer is lady. To add extra pressure, the winner of the game will put their team into the lead. It could be the first time the tradies ever take the lead in tradie versus lady. Good luck, everybody. Very equally matched because around a similar age,

which means you guys should know about the same kind of stuff. Totally. Here we go. Question number one. Where is the New Year's Festival Rhythm and Vines held each year? Lady. Yes, Rachel. Nelson?

No. Nicole, do you want to have a guess? Wellington? No, it's Gizzy. Two South Islanders. I was thinking of the other one. You're thinking of Bay Dreams. Yeah.

Yeah, right. Oh, yeah. Bay Dreams. No points. Question number two. 30 days has September, but how many days in the month of August? Lady. Yes, Rachel. 31.

That is correct, which was yesterday. One to the ladies. Question number three. It's takeaway time for most of New Zealand. What American state does KFC originate from? Lady. Yes, Rachel. Where?

Kentucky. You should know that one. Yeah. Because you are. Put your triple citizenship to work there. You have grown up in America. I've shamed the whole country. Yeah.

All right. Two to the ladies. Nicole, you need this one here. Question number four. What do you call a baby dolphin? And we will not accept baby dolphin. No, no baby dolphin, Nicole. Nicole?

A pod? I don't know. Not a bad guess. It's a group of dolphins. That is a group of dolphins. Rachel, you want to guess? A calf? It is a calf.

Oh, my God. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. With a whale, I believe. I think so. Yeah. Well done, Rachel. You've done it for the ladies.

You've put them back in front, and the tradies are still yet to take a victory this year in tradie-verse-lady. They just can't get that last one. Nice work, Rach. Level three around the country today, which I think this is on the official COVID-19 website. It says the main difference between level three and level four is takeaways.

Yeah. Drive-thrus are open. And that is the main thing you need to remember. And people are taking advantage of that because they've called through. We want to do the ultimate judgment here this afternoon. Where we're going to hear what people decided was the ultimate order to get after not having takeaways.

And then you and I will decide whose is the best. You're not going through the drive-through after two weeks and just getting six nuggets, are you? No. Absolutely not. No way. Okay, let's start with Karina, I reckon. Hi, Karina.

Hi, Karina. Hello. I'm in the KFC drive-thru. Yes, Karina. Wait, are you there right now? Yeah, I can see the menu just from my car. It's a bit limited, so I'll probably get probably the biggest one. Can you get me a Zinger Burger combo, please?

I'm not doing burgers. No. Okay, Karina, we're going to judge you on your order. What are you going to order when you get to the speaker box at KFC? Probably one of their family packs because my daughter wants it and she's 11 years old. And it's not for me, it's for her. She said potato and gravy especially.

And there's some to put in the fridge and keep for later. That's good. Yeah, that's it. I've finished work at three and I've been waiting for like 20 minutes. Just so we know, Karina, what's included in the fridge and keep for later. That's good. Yeah, that's it. I've finished week three and I've been waiting for like 20 minutes. Just so we know, Karina, what's included in the family pack? Okay, so the, I don't know what they do, potato and gravy, but there's like cold sore chips. Cold sore?

Yeah, it looks like it. Okay, we give them just a big family pack. Thank you, Karina. That's the first one up. Let's go to Sam. Hi, Sam. G'day, Sam. Hi.

What drive-thru? We went to Maccas. Yes. Oh, yeah, nice. I just left. Oh, okay. So you got the order and you're leaving? Yep.

Okay, what did you get? I just got a large decaf latte. What are you doing, Sam? A large decaf latte. You were you doing, Sam? A large decaf latte. You were already there. You'd done all the work. I mean... Not even a creamy mayo cheeseburger.

No. Do you know how bad it is? And I've got three toddlers with me. And you're... What about the nuggets? No. I'll make it today. Listen to Sam.

She loves it. I love tormenting these radio hosts. No. Yeah, all right, okay. I'll make it today. Listen to Sam. She loves it. Like, she's like, I love tormenting these radio hosts. Okay, one decaf latte is on the list. Let's go to Sam. Hi, Sam. G'day, Sam. Hello. Whereabouts are you?

Napier. Mighty Hawks Bay. And what takeaway have you chosen for your first level three meal? Right, Maccas, what did you get? Big Mac combo with Fanta. No pickles. No pickles. No pickles? You had me before the no pickles, but I mean, decent meal.

Oh, they suck. Large? Nah, they're terrible. Regular or large? Large. Large, okay. You've got to go with the large. That's your redeeming grace there.

And you know what else I liked? I liked that he's different and he got a Fanta. No add-ons, though. He didn't chuck in an extra cheeseburger. You've got to get six nuggets on the side. Let's go to Riley. Hi, Riley. G'day, Riley.

G'day. What drive-thru are you in? McDonald's Dunedin. McDonald's Dunedin. Shout out to McDonald's Dunedin. Is it packed? Oh, there's two cars getting around here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice.

And Riley, what did you get? Oh, I got a McChicken Hunger Buster and a 12-pack nugget combo. There he is. Yes, Riley. See, not only did he get the ultra big combo, he added some extras. Now we're talking. Wait, does the hunger buster come with nuggets? Have you got nuggets on nuggets?

No, no, no. Just nuggets as a side. Okay, thank you. What comes in the hunger buster? Two burgers, eh, Riley? Yeah. Riley, thank you. What comes in the hunger buster? Two burgers, eh Riley? Yeah. Riley, you da man. You da man.

One more, let's go to Siobhan. Hi Siobhan. Hi Siobhan. Hey! Hey! See how happy she is? What drive-thru are you in? Oh, I'm in Christchurch. Honestly, I'm so keyed. I have been cooking every night and I miss Casey. I've been trying to recreate burgers.

Love that. You've been trying to make your own kettle burgers at home. Yeah, right. Okay. And what are you getting? Oh, I'm definitely going to get a Zinger box. And I'm super particular. So extra lettuce, extra chicken salt for sure.

And definitely like a 10 pack of Wicker Wings. Sure. A 10 pack of Wicker Wings. You and definitely like a 10-pack of Wicca Wings. You're gone. A tin bag of Wicca Wings. Yeah, because then it lasts for dinner and then I don't have to wait for the queues at night. You're smart. You know, you and I have a really similar order. I always get a Zinger burger, extra lettuce, extra mayo. It's the best.

And tin Wicca Wings. That sounds awesome. And no onion. Yeah, and tin Wicca Wings. Sometimes. Okay, we've got to choose. We've got a family pack at Macca's. Sorry, a family pack at KFC.

We've got a Macca's decaf latte. We have got a Big Mac combo no pickles at a Fanta. We've got a Hunger Buster plus a 12-pack of nuggets and a Zinger pack with 10 Wicked Wings on the sides. I feel like it's between the Hunger Buster and the nuggets and the Zinger pack. Not just because of size either. With the Wicked Wings. Yeah, it's between the Hunger Buster and the Nuggets and the Zinger Pack. Not just because of size either. With the Wicked Wings. Yeah, it's a mood. It's not just

based on size. It's the whole vibe. Yeah, yeah. If the vibe was one decaf latte, then I mean... If it wasn't decaf, I'd be like, nice work. But I'm like... Let's just double check with this. Sam, there's no chance of increasing the order, is there? No.

No, you've already left. Sam's like, no, I've made my decision and I'm happy with it. I think it has to go to our friend getting the zinger pack this afternoon. Ten wicked wings on the side. I mean, when ten wicked wings are a side dish, I'm here for it. Nice work, Siobhan. You enjoy it, Siobhan. Thank you.

What city are you in? Christchurch. Christchurch. How good's Christchurch? Yeah, how it, Siobhan? Thank you. What city are you in? Christchurch. Christchurch. How good's Christchurch? Yeah, how good is Christchurch with 10 Wicked Wings on the sides? You know who's a vibe? He's better. You're a vibe, Siobhan.

Call any time. Oh, you are. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, look, big story last week. The Wiggles added about 156 new Wiggles to their lineup. It felt like it was about that many. And the story's out about how much they're getting paid.

Yes, there's drama.com with the Wiggles. Now, okay, here's the deal. A lot of people are upset about this. There's rumours, discussions. I'm just going to level it out with you. The new Wiggles, there's four of them. We'll add to the remaining four. So there's now eight, which just feels like a lot of colors to keep up with.

But the four new ones are getting about $150,000 a year each. Nothing to be sneezed at. Let's be honest. You're just counting to eight and clapping. I think it's pretty good. The other Wiggles, right, here's the deal. So Emma, she's the yellow Wiggle. She makes $750,000 a year. But there's drama because the blue Wiggle, Anthony Field, he makes a million dollars a year. But he, people are not realizing, he actually has a part share ownership. So I think that that might

be why he's getting a million dollars a year while Emma's only getting $750,000 a year. Yeah, look, let's be real, Dean. Obviously, you know, the original Wiggles are the owners of the brand, so they're going to be making the most, and they can decide how much each gets paid. And Emma, the yellow Wiggle, she deserves to get, you know, that much money because she could

pretty much carry the whole show she's so good she's every kids favourite the kids are obsessed with her they wouldn't care if anyone else was there

as long as she was there also she'll go up when it comes time for her wiggly performance review which they all do each year there's a wiggly pay scale

and you wiggle your way up the scale each time you have a performance review you wiggle your way up the ladder they say also Anthony gets performance review. You wiggle your way up the ladder, they say. Also, Anthony gets danger money for handling all those hot potatoes.

You need big insurance money for that. And that's why he's the man for the job. And they also work with the dinosaur, which is also danger money. And the pirate. Which can't be trusted. Yeah, to be honest, the pirate,

there's a review going on about the pirate at the moment. He's been taken to HR. What's he doing with that sword? That's enough Wiggles puns and that's the latest. Live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent and Wiggles expert, Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. I had a really awkward moment at the servo this morning.

Did you? Yeah. They run out of your favourite vape pods? No, so I went down there because I was like, I'm in a magazine this month. Oh, yes. Okay, good. Yes. Yes, you are.

I forgot about that. So I went down to the servo. I needed to get fuel. Yes. And I thought, oh, they'll probably have the magazine there at the same time. So I went into the servo and I was looking around and I found the magazine. It's in the Woman magazine.

Yes. And I think I'm also in Women's Weekly, so like a little one. Yeah, okay. It's publicity for Treasure Island that comes out next Monday on TV too. When does your FHM spread come out? It's soon. Yeah, good timing. I'm most excited about that one.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, so I was like, oh, I'll grab two copies of the Woman magazine and I'll grab a couple of copies of Women's Weekly. Absolutely. Because I'll send a couple to my mum because she'll love that. Yeah. And then she'll put them straight in the pool room. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, good. So I grabbed a bunch of magazines and I've went up to the counter and I've put them on the counter. And the lady looked at me and she was a lady who was probably she's probably in her late 60s I'd say oh yep working hard um and she looks at me and she's like oh sweetheart you've got two of each yeah and I said oh no it's fine she goes no you don't want the same one though she goes you want to get you know if you want to get some others there's some other good ones that you can get an array.

And I said, no, it's fine. I just, and she wouldn't let me. She wouldn't let you buy them. And I said, it's all right. I'm actually in the magazine. So I just wanted to send one to my mum. And it was, I felt like such an idiot. And then she made a big deal of it.

She goes, no way. She goes, sorry, I have no idea who you are. Show me, show me. And then I Thurie, I have no idea who you are. Show me. Show me. And then I proceeded to, so the story gets worse, so I proceeded to then frantically flick through this woman magazine to try and find this article of myself to show this woman. Yeah. And so I found the article, right, and here it is.

This is the article. Very nice, by the way. Very nice photo. So I was wearing what I'm wearing right now, right? When I went to the servo. She then went, oh, lovely photo. And she flicks the page to go to the next page. Oh, there's the outfit.

And I'm wearing the exact same. You've come dressed as yourself to the supermarket, to the service station. She goes, oh, she goes, you're wearing the same thing. She goes, don't you own anything else? And had a laugh about it. And I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. She goes, oh, what are you in the magazine for?

I said, oh, I'm one of the hosts of that show, Celebrity Treasure Island. Comes out next week. She goes, oh, never watch that shit show. Jeez. And I went, I appreciate your honesty. Is she in the target audience?

Can you tell her to piss off? No, I didn't mind. I was like, it's not for everyone, but it is for a lot of people. Show us your woman's day one. Are you back in the red turtleneck? Yeah, it makes a reappearance.

We're going to make a video out of this. Anastasia, put the photo of the red turtleneck? Yeah, it makes a reappearance. We're going to make a video out of this. Anastasia, put the photo of the red turtleneck in. No, don't. Put the red turtleneck photo in. This is the article. Concentrate on these beautiful photos. Women's Week, you're like, Bree, we want you in the magazine.

Good thing we don't need a new photo. This photo. Don't know if you keep up to date with news on the chase, but I do. Do you? And it's big news in the chase world. Big chase news. Yeah, we need to kick off the chase music.

Massive news where a record was broken. A 20-year-old won the most money ever solo by himself in the final chase. Oh, okay, I get it. Incredible. He got to the end all alone and he beat... Did he beat the chaser? He beat the chaser. Not easy okay. I get it. Incredible. He got to the end all alone and he beat, did he beat the chaser? He beat the chaser.

Not easy. And won 75,000 pounds. How good not having to split that with your other teammates. So good. Yeah. So it's a record. No one has ever done that. And I thought to celebrate, we should see if you could have beat this 20 year old kid

in the final chase. How many did he get? He got 18. Right. So you need... 18 correct in two minutes. He got 18 correct in two minutes. So we need to see if you would have beat this 20-year-old kid in the final chase.

Question. Oh, no. Are we starting now? Okay. Sorry, I'm not a good host. You tell me when you're ready. So this goes for two minutes, eh? Okay, cool.

Here we go. Your time starts now. In computing, what symbol is the reverse of a forward slash? Backslash. That's correct. The Sarawak layer cake is a delicacy from what continent? Africa. Incorrect. Question number three. Uh, Africa.

Incorrect. Question number three. Phoenix. Correct. Question number four. David Attenborough was knighted in what decade? The 2000s. Incorrect. It was the 80s.

What genius of primates contains the largest of the apes? Gorilla. Correct. It was the 80s. What genius of primates contains the largest of the apes? Gorilla. Correct. Unbreak My Heart is an album by which Northern Irish fluidist? Pass. James Cartley. Rebellion.earth is the website of what protest group? Climate change activists.

Extinction Rebellion. Climate change activists. King James XIV. The Afterlife. You're going to kick yourself. Coronation Street. Usually place is a maroa. What is shamash? Pass. A candle.

Homo erectus fossils were found on what Indonesian island? Philippines. Java. A species of what animal can deliver a jolt of 860 volts? Repeat the question. A species of what animal can deliver a jolt of 860 volts? A fish. Repeat the question. A fish. An eel. This English.

That's correct. Cinderella. Correct. The dumb stable's swan jewels are found in what museum? The, um, uh, pass. The British Museum. Who was the uncle of the... Oh, and we've got to stop you there. I have no idea how many you got correct.

We need to go to producer Anastasia. Who was keeping count? Mm-hmm. So he was pitched 15 questions and got five correct. Five? I mean, could be worse. You started so well. Not much worse.

It's better than what I would have done. It is the conversation around what is on your lock screen, especially maybe a bit awkward when you're in a relationship. Bit of pressure in a relationship, eh? I mean, depending on what it is. There's a story out today about Megan Fox and her boyfriend, Machine Gun Kelly, after she posted a few snaps of her wearing a double denim ensemble.

Oh, yes. She looked delightful, but it wasn't the double denim that everyone was concentrating on. You could see the screen of her phone which was lit up. Yep. So you could see what the photo was on her back screen

and her partner Machine Gun Kelly commented and said I'm loving your lock screen because it's literally just a picture of him. Oh it is a picture of him. Yeah. I was thinking maybe they snapped it with a pic of the X on there or something. That'd be real awkward, wouldn't it? You know?

Yeah. I mean, this is a situation where it's worked out well. Yes. Because, I mean, you know, everyone wins. Yeah. No one feels awkward. You get brownie points. Yeah.

Yeah. But I feel like this is a fight that happens in relationships where, say, for example, say there's, I mean, hypothetical, you're in a relationship and that person on their lock screen is a picture of you. Yes. And on your lock screen is a picture of your pet. Right. I see you haven't returned the favour.

Is that awkward? I think it's only awkward if your lock screen is anything other than a pet you guys share, a child you guys share, or a picture of your partner themselves. You can't get away with anything outside of those three. So wait a second. If you're in a relationship, that's the only lock screens I'm allowed. Or you can have that Apple default one, which is just the globe. You can have that one if you want. Like mine, I've

got a video as my lock screen. Oh, well you're fancy, aren't you? Of my daughter to it. Yeah, did you know that you can do that? But I mean you know, does that mean the next time do you have to have a video of your other daughter, Maggie, or does it have to be your wife? She hasn't done any good videos yet. Oh, that's a bit awkward.

Don't tell her that. No, look, there's no rotation policy. There's no roster. I've just come to the conclusion that I'm only allowed to have three different... For the rest of your life. Yeah. Or you could get more pets. Show me what your lock screen is at the moment. It's a picture of my dog, Whitney,

at our favourite place. Yeah, so you've got them for the dog. Yeah. And why haven't you chosen a picture of your partner as your lock screen? The last one was a picture of us. And then this one was, I mean, a picture of my dog, Whitney. I want to know from the producers, what have you guys got? And this is interesting because producer Ben has a lovely girlfriend, Britt,

and Anastasia living her best life as a single woman. Yep. I'm interested to know what's your lock screen? Mine is a mountain. Has one true love. Just from my last hike. Is it a picture you have taken yourself? I took that, yeah.

Okay, right. What's your girlfriend Britt's lock screen? Oh, sheesh, good question. I don't know. How do you not know? I don't know. I'd have to ask her. He obviously doesn't care that much.

He's not phased. You're not that phased. Yeah, not phased. Okay, Anastasia has free reign of what can go on her lock screen. She's a single woman living her best life. Mine is a jungle disco dance floor because I'm married to the dance floor. It's from Angopierre on Waiheke. It's a picture from a festival.

Big disco ball. It's quite busy, isn't it? That's the biggest thing I'm in a relationship with. I can't really tell what that is. It just looks like a picture of Google Maps.

It's a jungle disco. Is that a picture of how to get home on a night out if you forget how to use maps? Yeah, probably. Yeah,

as soon as she runs out of data. I'll just tell you, much like an alarm, if you have a favourite picture and you set it as your lock screen, it will eventually not be your favourite picture anymore.

The specialness of it kind of wears off. Right. Good to know. Everything you love, you know, eventually, you'll get sick of it.

Are you saying that about your daughter? No, no, wait. Kia ora. I'm Simon Bound and I host Business is Boring, a podcast that reckons it's anything but. Join me each week as I chat with some of the most interesting and inspirational players in the Aotearoa business scene and learn what it takes to make it happen from accidental entrepreneurs to the brains behind some of the country's biggest

brands. If you're into business or want to be, then make sure you follow Business is Boring wherever you get your podcasts. Brought to you by the Spinoff Podcast Network in partnership with Spark Lab. Bree and Clint. I had a very close call this morning in the shower. Oh no. Very close call. Did you nearly slip?

No, didn't nearly slip. Did it involve a shower drain? No, it didn't involve a shower drain. Oh, okay. No, it involved nearly sharing some nudes. People who have kids will be able to relate to having to have them in the room when you shower. You've got to be able to keep an eye

on them, but you also need to have a shower. So my wife and I, we split. We go, we get separate teams. Can't you tie them up? She takes, not legally. Is that frowned upon? Yeah. Oh.

Yeah. That's not a thing? Quite frowned upon, yeah. You can't just tie them up? Well, in our house it's frowned upon. I don't want to judge anyone's parenting technique. You just tie them up in a chair or something. Look, I'll suggest it for next time, especially after what happened.

Yeah. Lucy takes Maggie, I take Tui. And you've got to make it fun. It's got to be like a game. It's like, oh, it for next time, especially after what happened. Lucy takes Maggie, I take Tui. And you've got to make it fun. It's got to be like a game. It's like, ooh, it's shower time. She just plays on the floor, goes through like toilet bags and stuff while I have a shower. Right, right, okay.

I get out of the shower today and unbeknownst to me, she's managed to get my phone and unlock it, which I have no idea how she managed to do. She got the same face. You reckon she got my face ID? Yeah, face ID. She's unlocked it and she's DM'd you guys a voice recording. This would be a good time to tell you that we actually talk to Tui quite often.

Do you? She usually, she made a mistake because she usually DM's our other group where it's just us and her. Right. But she, you know, when you do that accidental and you're like, oh, no, wrong chat. So this is awkward for you, Clint, because you found out. Luckily, nothing bad was shared, like what really could be shared.

Just a couple, it was semi-nudes. No, it's just voice. It was just sound. Semi-nudes. Just sound. Oh, you didn't see the semi-nudes. Here's a little bit of it. Daddy push.

Daddy push. Daddy push. Push. Daddy push. Daddy push. So wash my face. What was she saying? Daddy push.

Oh, I thought she was like, Daddy, wash that. Can you imagine? No, no, no. She wanted me to push this thing on this music toy that she's got. The scary thing is, though, when you look at it, how close the voice memo button is to the camera button. Yeah. She could have so easily made a video and then sent it or uploaded it. Imagine if you guys had just received full wanger out video of me in the shower.

Which, I mean, it would have been fine because we've all seen your wanger. But, I mean, imagine if she's – because I said to you, because we were talking about it in the group chat this morning, I was like, imagine if she had went live to thousands of people. Like, it's one thing to send it to one group and you can kind of smooth it over. Like, we obviously would just try and forget it and you'd have to pay us royalties or something. Imagine if there was a video of me having a shower. Like imagine Facebook Live.

Clint Roberts is about to go Facebook Live and everyone's like, oh, I wonder if this is about the chalky off. I wonder what he's doing now. And then it's just you showering nude in the shower. And everyone's like this is interesting content. I mean it would teach me for having a kid

I guess. I don't know. Crisis averted though. I can't wait to tune in to tomorrow's live stream with you. Time for a morale boosting request. It's the time of the day. You can really consider this knock off time I think. Once we've played this

you stand up from your work from home chair take a bow, you salute the flag and then you start drinking. That's basically how it goes. That's been a real good one. Yeah. Do you remember that song Car Wash from Shark's Tale? Oh yeah. Car Wash. Ben said Tale? Oh, yeah. Car Wash.

Ben, see if we can find the hook for Car Wash. Okay, we're going to go through these. One of these is the morale boosting request today. Our theme, because drive-thrus are open, song's about driving. We need to decide if they're in or out on the first time through. First one, Tracy Chapman. That's in.

It's in. Yeah, I agree. It's in. Absolutely in. Olivia Rodrigo, Yeah, I agree. It's in. Absolutely in. Olivia Rodrigo, Driver's License. No. You said no before you even heard it. No.

I heard it about two songs ago when we played it. No, I agree. It's out. Shut Up and Drive. Shut up and drive. It's in. Yeah, it's in. Old Town Road.

Can't nobody tell me nothing. Wait, is's in. Old Town Road. Wait, is that in there because it's about driving a horse? No, Old Town Road. Horse to the Old Town Road. Yeah, no, I'm sorry, I've got to cut it. No, it's out. No, that's a song about riding. It's not the full essence.

We played ACDC yesterday, so why not Highway to Hell? Banger. Taylor Swift. I like this song by Taylor Swift. I like it too. Is it a morale booster though? No. No, it's out.

Rascal Flatts. That's it. Banger Flats. That's it. Banger. And finally, Car Wash. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Without Rascal Flats playing on top of that. It's in, right? Banger.

Okay, one more round of eliminations. So with that in mind, Tracy Chapman, Shut Up and Drive, Car Wash, Highway to Hell, Life is a Highway. Fast Car still in? Still in. Okay, Shut Up and Drive still in? Oh, we've got a judge. Do we want to bring them on for this?

Shana, hi, Shana. Hi, Shana. Hi, Brinklyn. Have you got a gut feel off those? What are you leaning towards? Shut up and drive. Oh, okay. All right.

This is a banger. Car wash. Oh, definitely that one. Yeah, right. Should we get rid of shut up and drive? Yeah. Yeah, it's gone. Yeah. Okay.

ACDC, Highway to Hell. Oh, that one's pretty good. That was pretty good, Shana. That's still in. Or Rascal Flatts. I'm voting it out. I'm voting Rascal Flatts out. You want to keep Tracy Chapman, Car Wash and Highway to Hell?

Rascal Flatts is gone. Okay? It's gone. So we get one vote each. It's out of Tracy Chapman, Car Wash or Highway to Hell. Everybody say your song

on three, two, one. Car Wash. Highway to Hell. Car Wash. Oh! Let's go.

I nearly got it over the line. Here you go, everybody. Back to back, active backer. Thanks, Shana. Thanks, Shana. Thank you. Here you go. Your morale booster is back, active dagger. Thanks, Shana. Thanks, Shana. Thank you. Here you go.

Your morale booster is Christina Aguilera and Missy Elliott from the movie Shark's Tale. Yeah. Bree and Clint, sit in. Bree and Clint. It's time for Google Down. Yeah. Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell?

I think Google's actually... This is where everyone in here in the studio goes head-to-head with someone else to see who is the fastest Googler in the nation. Grace is here. Hi, Grace. Hi, Grace. Hey, guys. I believe you're back for redemption.

Yeah, it was a while ago when I played, but I didn't do so well. Yeah, right. Did you get any points on the board, Grace? I think I got one or something. Hey, well, you can build on that one and all you need is two more and then you can take home the win, okay? Yeah. This is how the game works for everyone else listening.

I will be asking you guys a question that you can put into Google. I'm looking for the most common answer that comes up first on Google. If you're correct, you'll get a point. If you yell out the wrong answer, you are out of that question. First to three right questions wins. I'm expecting the company Wi-Fi to be very fast today because there is nobody here. Yeah, let's hope so.

And Grace, are you ready to go? Yeah, I'm ready. Perfect. Everyone is Googling on their phones today. Here we go. Question number one. When are apples in peak season in New Zealand? September.

Ben is out. March to May. March to May. That's right, Grace. Oh. You killed it. It is March to May. Whoa, that was blisteringly fast, Grace.

Oh, it suggested it as a space, so I just went enter. You killed it, Grace. Keep doing whatever you're doing. It is March to May. That is the peak season. Question number two. How many Simpsons characters are there? Oh, there'd be heaps, wouldn't there?

703. Grace is out. Six. No, what? Oh, shit'd be heaps wouldn't there? 703. Grace is out. Six. No! What? Oh, shit. Hang on a minute. Hang on a minute. What was the question? How many Simpsons characters are there? 3,600 to 3,700. Clint's got it. Who said six?

Anastasia said six. Did you say six? Main cast, people. That's what threw me. I was like, hang on a minute. What was the question? How many Simpsons characters are there? The most common answer that comes up. Well, there's five main cast unless you count the dog.

No, you don't count the dog. The dog's not in it. All right. One to Clint and one to Grace. Here we go. Question number three. What is the most watched thing on Netflix ever? Tiger King.

Ben is out. Bridgerton. Grace, you got it, mate. Nice work. She's good. Very close. Okay. Very, very close.

You're on the precipice of greatness here, Grace. You could become New Zealand's greatest Googler this afternoon. Mate, Grace, you're right in this race. Here we go. Two to Grace, one to Clint. Question number four. How long in minutes is the first Lord of the Rings movie? Two hours and 58.

Oh, 60 plus 60 is 120. 178 minutes. 178. 178. Just got in there. And, Grace, you weren't far behind, mate. This is such a good game. I am here for it.

All right. We've got one. How good is my simple addition, by the way? Yeah, that's good. I love how you did it out loud too. Just for everyone. 60 plus 60. 60 plus 60.

I need a score update. I think I might be out, but I'm having fun. No, you can still play. I need a score update. Is Ben out? I think I might be out, but I'm having fun. No, you can still play. No, he's out. He's out. Grace, you're on two points. Clint, you're on one point.

Producer Anastasia, you're on one point. You could still take it here, Grace. Here we go. Question number five. How high in metres is Mount Kilimanjaro? See, I knew that. 5,850 metres. Grace, I'm going to give it to you.

You got it there before I quit. She's got it. She's got it. Is it who starts the answer first? To be honest, you didn't even say the right answer, so you were out anyway. Yeah, I was hoping to get away with it, to be honest. Damn, Grace, you did it.

Well done. Well done, Grace. Oh, my God. Redemption round, and you've done it. 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Woo. This Booker Batch story that's doing the rounds. Seen this.

Yeah. This is rough. This makes me angry, this stuff, eh? So sum it up. Sum it up for the story. So essentially this Auckland woman had booked this accommodation where she had booked

for two nights for a weekend to go away. Girls trip, right? Yeah, girls trip. And essentially, obviously all this stuff happened. We went into lockdown and she can't go. Yeah. I think it was for last weekend or the weekend before. Yeah.

And anyway, so she contacted the guy who she'd booked the place through on Booker Batch and she said, hey, obviously, you know, we can't come. It's lockdown level four. We're doing the right thing. Is there, can we please reschedule? So not cancel. Oh, so she wasn't even asking for a refund. No, she wanted to reschedule for another time when everyone's out of

lockdown, right? Anyway, so she messaged him. She didn't hear anything from him. And then you know, she tried calling him. Didn't pick up. Anyway, so chased and chased and chased this guy. And eventually he wrote back

and he was like, sorry, we're not making changes to any bookings at the moment. That's shocking. Yeah. Because nobody, when the whole country's in level four, nobody can fulfil their booking. No. You know, literally nobody can.

No one, and I feel like it's not very Kiwi. No. You know, I feel like everyone's doing it tough at the moment. You know, it's not good times for anyone. So it's not like she wanted to cancel the whole thing. She just wanted to move it. And I feel like that's really rough. Well, also, he's not able to provide the service that she's paid for.

No, she's paid for something she's not getting. If you pay for your groceries and then they can't deliver them because of level four lockdown, you don't then still have to pay for the groceries even though you can't eat them yeah you know and all businesses are doing it tough and dealing with cancellations absolutely but this is you made a really good point earlier you're like i get it he's he needs his income and stuff like that and then you go wait a second nah he's renting out his batch on the side to make a bit of extra money. He's probably, you know, there's probably people worse off. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. So I, it's tough because I also, I've got a friend I've seen on Facebook who's in the same situation and the cancellation thing on the site, on Booker Batch, is like 65%. So you forfeit 65% of what you put down on some of them. Yeah. Which I mean, and to be honest, from what this article is saying, 65%. So you forfeit 65% of what you put down on some of them. Yeah. Which I mean, and to be honest, from what this article is saying,

they did contact Booker Batch customer service, but they didn't get a reply. And it's just been a big run around. And I feel like really not fair. Someone just, yeah. You know? Yeah. Like, I mean, it's not her fault that there was a pandemic and the Delta variant came in.

Yeah, she couldn't have predicted that one. If she could have, she would have had enough money to buy her own batch. Brianne Clint. An Australian guy has uploaded his Zoom call with his mum to TikTok because his dad walked into the back of the Zoom and got completely naked. Oh, no. Zoom, Zoom. It's a liability.

It's a liability. That's what it is. And having cameras and everything has done boomers dirty. What about when that girl was in a full work meeting and she thought her camera on the Zoom meeting was off and it wasn't and she sat down to do a number two? Take boomers out of it, actually. Having cameras and everything has done us all dirty.

Yeah. You know, because we're never safe anymore. I talked today about how my daughter unlocked my phone while I was in the shower and sent you guys a voice memo. Could have been worse. Could have sent you guys a video. Have a listen to this. It starts out as quite a heartfelt chat with his mum because they're clearly separated

because of COVID-19. And listen for the moment when Dad enters the back of the Zoom call. I think you'll hear it. We're not going to be able to see each other for goodness knows how long. One thing I'm grateful for, at least, I guess, is that I've got this.

At least I get to see you guys. That's the best thing. What the f***, Dad? Dad, I can see your arse. What are you doing? How am I going? I was fine until now. What the f***, Dad? Dad, I can see your arse. What are you doing? How am I going? I was fine until now. What the f*** is wrong with you?

I thought you were just having a phone call. What's your pay zone? Well, how are you getting on anyway? Do you need any money to get on with? Don't offer me money with your d*** practically hanging out. All right. I won't send you anything. I love how the dad, not even phased, just covers his bits

and continues the conversation. Dad's at that age where he doesn't care, you know. It's just flesh. It is what it is. You know, it's just bits. It's nothing as sad as it's seen before. As Hugh Jackman once sang, this is me. This is me.

New dads, eh? Nude dads. Nude dads. How would you be more confronted by walking in on, nude dad or nude mum? Nude dad. Nude dad, eh? Yeah. Oh, I don't know, actually.

It's got different bits to me. I want to tell you about this story, which, stick with me, it's quite dark in the beginning. But it's a woman over in the US who was out running. She was jogging. And when in the middle of nowhere, this guy jumped out and tried to kidnap her. Oh. Tried to drag her into a bush.

Yeah. Down into where she was running in the area. And he dragged her quite far. She went to call 911. He took the phone off of her so she couldn't do that. Terrifying. And she's obviously, you know, trying to hit him and struggle and get away from this guy.

Yeah. And it wasn't looking good and she then realised that the one other weapon that she had that she could use was a bag of dog poo. She then proceeded to get the dog poo and she smeared it all in this guy's face. Yeah. All into every crevice, like just really smashed this dog poo

into this guy's face and he let her go and she got away. Wow. Anyway, two days later, because she gave a description to the police and they put it out there and whatever, he was seen at a convenience store and apparently arrested and apparently still smells like dog shit. Really? Yeah.

Wow. So he maybe didn't have somewhere to go to wash it off. Yeah, maybe. Can you imagine that is the weapon that saves your life is a dog poo? Yeah, and as horrible as it sounds, because you'd be terrified to go out running again, she will probably for the rest of her life run with a bag of dog poo in her hand. Yeah, to be honest, I always really resent my dog when she does a poo way away from the

house or from a bin. I'm always like, now I have to carry this poo for ages and I always resent her for it and now I'm like, well, it could be a good thing. Safety poo. Could be a safety poo. You might start collecting one from home before you leave, you know? Oh, you took it too far, didn't you? The dog's one.

Oh. A dog's one, not, oh. I took it too far. I mean, it would work. I mean, it would work. It would work. There mean, it would work. It would work. There's no doubt about it. If it's an emergency.

No doubt about it. Any poo will do. Bree and Clint. Ah. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger.

Right, here we go. Birthday Banger for a Wednesday. Three people's birthdays. What was number one on their 16th? First person up is Cindy. This isn't the Aunty Cindy from The Beehive, is it? No, it's not.

Are you sure? Positive. I think I'm a bit older than Aunty Cindy. Well, you're our Aunty Cindy, okay, Aunty Cindy? Thanks. Alright, Aunty Cindy, what's your birthday? 11th of November, 1974. Alright, Cindy, you were Okay, perfect. Alright, Aunty Cindy, what's your birthday? 11th of November 1974. Alright, Cindy,

you were 16 in 1990 and on the 11th of November this was top of the charts. Yes, Cindy. I feel like that's a bit of you, Cindy. I've got that on my Spotify playlist. Do you? Oh, it is a bit of you. It was number one on your 16th birthday. That's why it's on your Spotify playlist, Cindy. I've got that on my Spotify playlist. Do you? Oh, it is a bit of you. It was number one on your 16th birthday. That's why it's on your Spotify playlist, Cindy.

Yeah, that's awesome. That makes sense. Do you ever get on the Cindy's, Cindy, and drink some Cindy's? Oh, no, no. But I often get, when I, you know, tell people my last name, they go, oh, you're related to Sandy Tom, the singer. Oh, wait, is your last name Tom? Wait, is your name Cindy Tom?

Yeah. That's amazing. I love that. So close to Sandy Tom. Let's get Coralie on the phone. Hi, Coralie. Hi, Coralie. Hi.

How are you? Whereabouts in New Zealand are you, Coralie? I'm in good old Palmerston North. Oh, that means you've got takeaways. Oh, honestly, if it wasn't for the diet, I'd be in the line. Oh, no, Coraline. No, there's no calories in lockdown. Oh.

No, it's awful, but hey, we're, you know, trying to be healthy. Who are you going to see? Sorry? Who are you dieting for? Your own health or something? Yeah. Yeah, well, I had a baby nine months ago, so I can't use that as an excuse anymore. Right.

Okay. Well, we think you deserve a treat, but we're not here to break your willpower, so let's do your birthday banger instead. What's your birthday, Coralie? 7th of November, 1998. All right. You were 16 in 2014,

and on the 7th of November, this was number one. Yes, go off, Palmerston North. That's a banger, come on. That's a banger. It does sound similar to like, tell me where the beef's at. Oh, come on. That's a banger right there.

You can go get some takeaways. That's a green light. Okay, wait there, Carly. Wait on. We'll go to Sophie. Hi, Sophie. G'day, Soph. Hey.

We're about to you. Auckland. Oh, no takeaways for you. One of us. I know. One of us. One of us. Just stupid food from your own stupid fridge for dinner tonight, eh, Sophie?

Yeah. Doesn't it taste like crap? I'm just kidding. Sophie, what's your birthday, mate? 27th of February, 1999. All right, you were 16 in 2015. And on the 27th of February, this was top of the charts. From the horniest movie of the year,

Fifty Shades of Grey, you get Ellie Goulding in Love Me Like You Do. Do you like it, Sophie? Yeah, it's not bad. Yeah? That was a massive song because of that movie. It was huge. It was one of the last big Ellie Goulding songs too. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Yeah. That was a massive song because of that movie. It was huge. It was one of the last big Ellie Goulding songs too.

Yeah. Right? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Wait there, Sophie. We've got some deliberating to do. That's before she became super posh and just hung out with all the real posh people.

She literally sang at the royal wedding. Yeah, I loved Ellie Goulding. Yeah. And then she just became unrelatable. Upper class. But I still like her just became unrelatable. Upper class. But I still like her music. Still like her. What's it going to be?

Is it going to be Aunty Cindy and Ice Ice Baby, Coralie on a diet with freaks, or Sophie in level four lockdown with Love Me Like You Do? I'd be in trouble. I've got to go with my Aunty Cindy. I think we've got to go with Aunty Cindy. Family baby. Yeah.

Cindy, you just won birthday bagger. Congratulations. Oh, that's so cool. That's made my day go with Aunty Cindy. Family baby. Yeah. Cindy, you just won birthday banger. Congratulations. Oh, that's so cool. That's made my day. No worries, Cindy. You enjoy this one, all right? Thank you. I'll crank it up.

Yeah. I can't believe we just spoke to Aunty Cindy. I know, crazy. I can't believe we just did Aunty Cindy's birthday banger. I know, crazy. We get all the good gets on this show. So good to talk to her. John VIP.

He's so busy at the moment. I know, right? Let's kick it. Zed to talk to her. John VIP. He's so busy at the moment. I know, right? Let's kick it. Ice, ice, baby, drink on. Zeddy and Brian Clint. It's Vanilla Ice, the winner of Birthday Banger today. For Aunty Cindy, from the year 1990. 1990?

1990. 1990. Yeah. He still lives off that song, doesn't he? Oh, yeah. In awe of doing ads for freezers. He did an ad for an LG fridge freezer, which made ice cubes. I mean, it's brilliant.

Brilliant marketing. A pretty good fridge freezer. It does round ice balls. See, it hooked you in. It made me want to get one. It hooked you in. There's some high-quality influencing from Vanilla Ice, to be honest. I reckon this is the best doppelganger I've ever seen as far as celebrities and regular people go.

The Rock, Dwayne The Rock, Johnson. That's not The Rock. Where's my Rock? That's not The Rock either. Come on, you got it. You got it. Here he is No one's listening I'm not fixing that You know when

Yeah fair enough You know when he says that Can you smell What the rock is cooking Is he talking about Like he's cooking up A big fart No he's

What No isn't he cooking up A big body slam Or something like that Oh Well I mean It just sounds like It's up into interpretation, right?

It sounds like a good thing. There is a man in America who is the spitting image of The Rock. His name is Eric Fields. You guys can't see this at home. I'm going to show it to Bree right now. Tell me that is not The Rock reincarnate, that police officer. Yeah, that's crazy close. It's insane, eh?

Someone who got pulled over by him has filmed a TikTok about it. No, that's not it either. This is it. So I live in Decatur, Alabama. We have a man who looks identical to Dwayne The Rock Johnson. Like people swear up and down it's him. Look at him. You cannot tell me that is not Dwayne The Rock Johnson.

It's him. His actual name is Sergeant Mason, but that's Dwayne The Rock. You're not convincing me otherwise. So Dwayne The Rock Johnson, if you see this, I found your twin and he is in Alabama. He has seen it and he's tweeted, oh shit, wow. Guy on the left is way cooler than me. Stay safe, brother, and thank you for your service, his police officer. One day we'll drink At Terramana

Got a plug for his own tequila in there And I need to hear All your rock stories Because I know that you got them So that's pretty cool Pretty cool It's such a close doppelganger Almost as close as my celebrity doppelganger

Oh um Yeah Jennifer Lawrence Oh sorry Jennifer Lawrence Yeah I knew it was a J one I don't know which one of your doppelgangers oh um uh judith collins oh sorry jennifer lawrence yeah i knew it was a j one i don't know which one of your doppelgangers you were talking about my other my other doppelganger isn't judith collins let's talk about it then if you're a jennifer lawrence and this guy is the rock because he's clearly he's gone and got the muscles and the aviators he's leaning into it

right he's going to kind of look like the rock let's amplify this yeah he's he's constructed a personality around looking like the rock have you done that with jennifer lawrence do you look at jennifer lawrence trends and then try and do what she does so that hopefully more people will go oh my god you're that girl from hunger games earlier today i volunteered as tribute and i went out and I started just, you know, slaughtering people and, you know, just fighting for my life in this pretty much this game.

I was actually playing Fortnite, but very similar to the Hunger Games. Yeah, yeah, fair enough. And how's it going for you? Have you got your much free stuff? Heaps. Yeah, good. Heaps of stuff.