ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 1st September 2022

Episode Date: September 1, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint Podcast G'day everyone G'day everyone, g'day producers Welcome to the Tremadol Podcast Are you going to reveal that you did the show on drugs, eh? Well, I mean, it's a prescription drug Yeah

And it's not like I'm taking it for fun Yeah, well aren't you? Are you? No Is it fun though? Is it fun? No, because I'm still in pain Are you still in pain?

Are you still in pain? Yeah, like When I got here you were pretty la-di-da Not much, but You're like, Clint, I'm on Trimadol I took one I'm having real bad issues with my teeth, and it's been a hell of a week this week.

Tooth pain is crippling. Oh, it's so bad. Well, chronic pain is crippling, but tooth pain especially. It's so bad, isn't it? Oh, my God, it's so bad. Because you can't, like, any other pain, you can kind of sit still or sit in a position where it doesn't hurt. It's a lot of the pain, not all of it.

You can put ice on it. Tooth pain pain what the fuck are you meant to do it's so bad and I don't know what to do I went to the dentist they told me I was fine

have you thought about rubbing pure cocaine on your gum just as a thought as a thought started I hear that would help I might just I watch Narcos

it looks like it helps might just stick to the Tremadol at this stage a bit cheaper too. Are you taking those orally or rectally? Rectally. You get more out of them. And faster too.

Yeah. It disintegrates into the body, into the bloodstream. I'm just checking you're doing it. Hey, mate. I mean, I know how to do it. Actually, it's the first time. Oh, no. I've taken Tremadol maybe one other time in my life.

Have you? Yeah. I don't like to take stuff like that. And I wouldn't take it unless I really needed it. But I've got Trimadol maybe one other time in my life. Have you? Yeah, I don't like to take stuff like that. And I wouldn't take it unless I really needed it. But I've got things to do. Back to rectal application for a second. What? Has anybody shelved their medicine before?

Because some medicines you need to. No. What medicine? Some medicines you need to. What? I think you've been had. No, some medicines you need to. What? Okay. Like medicines at the festival. What? I think you've been had. No, some medicines you need to. What? Okay. Like medicines at the festival.

What's called a... No, not at the festival. Name a medicine that you have to do. I don't know because I've never done it. Never done it. But doctors can... But you'd like to. Doctors can prescribe suppositories.

That's what they're called. Oh, no thanks. Is anyone picking that over orally? Imagine people that like it. They're like, I'll take the suppository, please. I'll opt for the butt one, please. Well, no, that's fine. I was just checking.

I haven't either. Has anyone ever had a colonoscopy? No. No, but I've had the one with the hose where they flush you out. Oh, what's that called? Colonic. Colonic irrigation. I wouldn't mind a colonic.

I reckon I've got a bit of stuff up there that needs to come out. It's not the most fun thing I've ever done, but I did it to try and lose a couple of extra kilos for rugby. Is that what you did it for? Oh, God. Because I played weight-restricted rugby. Didn't you play like... No.

They told me I would lose 5kgs, and I didn't lose 5kgs. Did you lose any? Were you in like F-grade rugby? No, we were competitive. What grade? Under 85 kilos. And what grade? One. Like club? Club, yeah. competitive. What grade? Under 85 kilos. And what grade? One.

Like club? Club, yeah. Oh yeah, not national. Look, doesn't matter what grade. If you want to play, you want to play. And I wanted to play, so I did what I needed to do to play. Okay? And I felt like I was going to shit myself the whole game.

No, I lost one kilo. Don't they get rid of the shit? I'm so confused Your stomach's full Your guts are full of water So water keeps coming out So someone tackles you in the stomach A little dribble And you feel like

It's not nice It's not a good time Has anyone ever had a catheter? No No I've had a catheter Ouch Have you?

Yeah, for the times I've had my You don't know that you're peeing with a catheter, right? So it's such a weird thing So the two operations I've had my... You don't know that you're peeing with a catheter, eh? So it's such a weird thing. So the two operations I've had for endometriosis, I've had a catheter both times because it's quite a full-on thing when you wake up and you've got a catheter in. But you literally... Catheter and a chemitha.

You literally don't know what's going on. You sometimes feel like you might need to weigh a little bit. I've got a question. Am I going to have to have a catheter for my nose job that I'm getting? No! Really? No! Something's gone wrong. Because I'm getting a nose job soon. The only reason I had to have a catheter is because it's an operation

on my bits around there. Yeah, but I'm going to be unconscious. You don't have to get a catheter every time you go under. I don't know. I've never been under. They'll put an old keypad down for you. Will they? Have you never been under? I've never been under, no.

Oh, it's terrifying. I've never really had surgery. It's not fun. Yeah. Yeah. But you'll be fine. I mean, you'll be fine. Then I'll get some Tramadol.

Yeah, you'll get Tramadol and you'll be great. Yeah. Just watch some Grey's Anatomy before you go in. You'll be fine. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. What's that Melbourne one? The reality show in the hospital?

The 24 hours in emergency? Or is it just called emergency? I think it's called emergency. Yeah. In Melbourne hospital. Is it at the St. Albert? Maybe. I don't know.

Let's go. We've got to go. Bree's got a very fancy event to host, the launch of Celebrity Treasure Island tonight. Yes. I probably should look over my lines. Probably. For the MC thing.

Or write them on your hand. Just wing it. And lip, baby. Because I'm on Trebidol, baby. Bye. I'm coming in. Well, howdy, pilgrims. What time is it?

Three, two, one. Hey, howdy pilgrims. What time is it? 3, 2, 1 It is Bree and Clint. Afternoon everybody. Bree and Clint. Yeah, no masks on aeroplanes coming up. Thank God. Isn't that a game changer? I spoke to someone the other day who flew from

the UK to New Zealand recently. Yeah. And I was like, what was that like wearing a mask? 16 hours. For that long? Yeah. Well, this rule change only happens for domestic flights. Oh, okay.

Yeah. Well, that's still good. Still good, yeah. But she was like one of the worst experiences of my life. Can you imagine how bad that mask would smell by the end of the trip? You need to take freshies. Yeah, you got to take freshies. Wouldn't you?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'd like to change your undies and your mask at the same time. Wouldn't you? Well, I remember when this pandemic started, everybody owned one mask at most and experts were like, you need to change your mask as often as you change your undies. I was like,

get off the grass, man. And now you're like... Now I think I've got nine masks in my car alone. Rotation. Yeah. Oh man, I am so sick of this life. Don't you? I'm sick of this. Don't you hate? I went to the supermarket last night.

I talked about this on my Instagram yesterday. I went to the supermarket last night. I tried to buy some scratchies for my dad for Father's Day. And the guy said to me, are you over 25? And I was like, yeah, I'm over 25, but thanks for asking. I'm actually 32. And then I stopped and I went, wait, I'm not 32. I'm 35. I was 32 I stopped and I went, wait, I'm not 32. I'm 35.

I was 32 at the start of the pandemic. Wow. And this time in between, it's just vanished. I was in my 20s. You were in your 20s when this pandemic started. That's wild, eh? Isn't that terrifying? Yeah.

Speaking of, you know when you scrounge around in your car for a mask when you forget one? Yeah. And you pull out the dirtiest crinkled mask ever. Yes, I have those in my jeans, yeah. And you reluctantly put it on. You're like, ugh. Yeah. Horrible.

Yeah, horrible. Anyway, we're almost out of it, eh? Today on the show, we're going to play What's the Plot for $650. I feel like it's $700. I feel like we haven't updated that number. Yeah, let's boost it. I feel like we need to do some investigations. I think it could be $700. I feel like we haven't updated that number. Yeah, let's boost it. I feel like we need to do some investigations. I think it could be $700 we're playing for,

and we'll play it for that just after 4 o'clock today. Plus, Guy Williams is joining us in the studio at 5 o'clock. I know, how exciting. Your ex-colleague, and he's performing at the Best Foods Comedy Gala. Yep. Which I believe is nearly sold out in both shows. We'll start the show with Tradiverse Lady, though. We've got 50 bucks cash, thanks to KFC, up for grabs right now.

If you want to win it, give us a call. 0800-DIAL-ZM. Bree and Clint. I've been through the freaky-deaky. You're on your way to see me. Got the mirror. Bree and Clint. Oh, I'll be closer.

Time for Tradiverse Lady. Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. Right, here we go. The Tradies vs. The Ladies. The Tradies still pulling away on 77 wins for the year. The Ladies on 62. Now, Ladies 35, she's from the Tron,

and her kids always beg her to call in to play Tradiverse Lady. Well, you're here, Laura. Welcome. G'day, Laura. Hi. You know what the sad thing is, is that the kids aren't here with me right now. You're kidding. So there's a lot of pressure to win.

So when I get home, I can tell them. I'm literally pulled over on the side of the expressway between Huntley and Hampton Downs, so I'm like, I'm in. Well, the good thing about this is they're not there, so you can tell them whatever you want. Win or lose, I think you're going to have to tell them you won. Is this kind of like that, you know, like, Oreos are

really spicy tricks? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tell the kids what you want them to believe. Unless they're smart, Laura, and they listen on the podcast. So just keep that in mind. Okay, okay. You're taking on our training today. He's 18.

He's from Christchurch, and he adopted a chocolate lab one month ago. Welcome to the show, George. G'day, George. G'day. How are you guys going? Good, mate. Congrats on adopting a dog. That's awesome stuff.

What's his name? His name's Mac. Oh, I love it. Mac, the chocolate lab. Mac Daddy. Mac, Mac the fat. Your buzz is Trady, George, Laura, yours is Lady. First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash, thanks to KFC.

Good luck. All right, here we go, guys. Question number one. In which year did Katy Perry release her chart topper, I Kissed A Girl? Was it 2004, 2006 or 2008? Lady. Yes, Laura. 2008.

That is on the money. Got it. Nice work, Laura. You're on the board. One point to the ladies. Question number two. The All Blacks are desperate for a win this weekend when they play who in Hamilton?

Trady. Yes, George. South Africa. Oh, George. I mean, it was one or the other. Laura, do you want to guess? I'm going to have to take a punt. Is it Argentina again?

It is Argentina. It's in Hamilton, Laura. It's around the corner from your house. I know. I should know this, but I'm running on a week of sleep deprivation. Yeah, no, fair enough. You did know it. She did know it.

Yeah, you got it, actually. I knew it. Don't apologise for anything. All right. Two to the ladies. Two to the ladies. You can take it out here, Laura. Question number three.

Guys, buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Let it go. Let it go. Lady. Laura. Let it go. The Frozen song. Yeah, but who's singing that one?

I'll give you three. She's an icon. Two. One. Miley? No, not Miley. I guess, George, You want to have a punt It's

I doubt Mizzou Not that one Not that one But do we give it to him Because she sung the other one I mean you said her name Worse than Mel Gibson

Said her name on stage That time So no No one gets a point For that one That was Demi Lovato Alright we'll move on To question number four

What is the biggest ocean on Earth? I doubt... Trades. Lady. Yes, George. Pacific. Well done. The Pacific is correct.

Nice work, George. You're on the board. One to the Trades, two to the ladies. Question number five. What colour is the Powerade flavour Mountain Berry Blast? Trades.

Lady. Yes, George. Purple. George. George. Purple. No. Good guess. I would have said the same thing. Laura. Red.

No. We were looking for blue. Question number six. Still two to the ladies, one to the tradies. What is the smallest planet in our solar system? Is it Earth? Trady. Yes, George.

Pluto. No. Incorrect. I'll finish the Brady. Yes, George. Pluto. No. Incorrect. I'll finish the question. Earth, Pluto or Mercury? Laura. Mercury. She's got it. And that's the one. Wow, that game was intense,

wasn't it? That Pluto question is contentious. The Mercury one because it's because Pluto's technically not a planet, it? That Pluto question is contentious, the Mercury one, because it's because Pluto's technically not a planet, eh? That's why Mercury is the smallest. It's a bit of a tinge question. You know what? As long as I don't disappoint my kids, I don't care. Who cares?

Laura, you can tell your kids. You're the winner. You're the winner. Well done, mate. Yay! Woo-hoo! Things happen. Bree and Clint.

I saw this Facebook post last night. It was just a picture that went viral. You know when these things end up in your feed and you don't know how? Yes. Because it's got hundreds of thousands of comments on it. It's quite good. The picture just said, what's the worst response to saying I love you you've ever had?

Ooh. Ooh. There'd be a lot of awkward situations, I think. Yeah. Yeah, definitely. Have you ever had one? Have you ever said it to someone and they've said something other than, I love you back?

No. No, I haven't. Oh, humble brag. No, but. Nah. But I also haven't said it to that many people. How many people have you said it to? That kind of love.

Yeah, like I love you. Like I love you love three? Oh, yeah. That's about right. Ever? So, or maybe. Like I love you love three? Oh, yeah. That's about right. Ever? Or maybe a couple when I'm drunk. I don't know. Who knows?

No, I love you, man. I love you, man. Yeah, that's what I meant. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So here are some of the best responses on this post to the worst responses you've had to saying I love you. Thank you. Oh, yeah, that's a common one, I think.

Oh, thank you. People panic. Thank you. Thanks so much. Oh, thank you. I love you. Wow, that's so adorable to hear. Makes me curl up into a ball and go.

Oh, that's so adorable. Oh, that's so cute. Oh, that's so cute. How patronising is that? So patronising. I instantly don't love you. We're instantly in a different dynamic. I take it back. I feel like an idiot.

I've got to go. Is ditto on there? Ditto is on there, yeah. I love you, ditto. Ditto. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's someone's way of getting out of it. By saying ditto, don't pretend like that is the same as saying I love you too.

I once said that to a long distance girlfriend. Oh, no. And we didn't have the lines of communication very good. And obviously there's stresses in a long distance relationship. And she texted me after a big emotional session. And she said, oh, look, I love you. And I replied, ditto. And it didn't go down well.

I thought it was kitschy and cute. I thought it was nice. And was didn't go down well. I thought it was kitschy and cute. I thought it was nice. And was it because you actually didn't or? No, I did. I did. I thought it was cute. I thought it was a cute response. Not cute.

Not cute. Not cute. I love you. That's hormonal. You will lose that feeling soon. Oh, I think that's the worst one so far. That person is a robot. Yeah, that's horrible worst one so far. That person is a robot. Yeah, that's horrible.

I love you. I'm really fond of you. Oh, I really love to hang out with you. Yeah, same thing. I like you a lot. I really like you a lot. This is the weirdest one. Weirdest, worst responses you've had to saying I love you.

I love you. Well, I love you as a human being. But not in that way. That's like when they say I love you as a friend. Yeah, that's so bad. I love you as a friend. You're like, well, why have we been doing other stuff? Because, let's

be real, when you tell someone that you love them, you're in the most vulnerable state. You've put yourself right out there. Oh, yeah. The first time you say it, you are really... You're taking an absolute gamble.

You're chancing your arm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you are. Because you never know. No, you never know. You never know, no. Unless you're Clint,

because everyone said I love you back to you. Bree and Clint. We are getting some amazing responses on this. We've asked you're Clint, because everyone said I love you back to you. Bree and Clint. We are getting some amazing responses on this. We've asked you the question, what's the worst response you've ever had to saying I love you? There's some doozies. Someone has said, I said I love you. They replied, love is a really powerful word

that gets thrown around a lot these days. Oh, my God. Talk about avoiding the question. That's so bad. Someone else said, someone said, I love you. And I said, I'm leaving you. Yeah, that's the opposite of what you want. Greg's here. G'day, Greg. Hi, Greg. Hey, how you going, guys? Good. Did you say the I love you? No, it wasn't me. It was actually, it was my nine-year-old son or the equivalent of, you know, I love you when you're that age.

Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, we knew that he'd been kind of being pursued by a girl that was a couple of years older than him, and we happened to be at a sports event this one night. And he comes back and he proceeds to tell us, oh, so-and-so came up to me and she told me that she liked me. And we're all going, well, what did you say? What did you say back?

And it was sort of just a little bit of a pause and he looked at us and he went, cool. And then he turned around and walked off. Such a nine-year-old response. He's a savage. He's playing the ultimate hard to get. What a Casanova at nine years old. Cool.

100%, 100%. He was cool, calm and collected. I like it, Greg. Someone texted and said, I got patted on the head and they told me, let's just play it cool, okay? Can you imagine getting patted on the head? What about someone said, he said, I love you. And I said, oh, okay.

That's got to be rough. I got given a ring by a girlfriend with I love you engraved on the inside. When she gave it to me, all I could say was, oh, that's nice. Cringe. What about this? You clearly didn't love them. You clearly didn't love them. And I guess good on you for not saying it if you didn't mean it.

Nah, that's not me. I'll just say it to avoid the awkwardness. You'll say I love you just to get out of the situation and then text them from the car on the way home? Probably. And just go, psych! No. Gotcha!

Not that brutal. What about the text that came through? Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, you. Someone said, I love you. And I said, oh, I love me too. That's bad. Not good.

Did they think that was funny when they said that? It's probably that awkward thing where you're trying to say something funny to get out of it. Someone said, I told, oh, this is not a nice one, by the way. I told my kid's dad that I loved him. And he said we should just be friends. I was 38 weeks pregnant with his child. Oh, God, that's rough. Jeez. Jeez.

Wow. That is brutal. My now husband at the beginning of our relationship texted me, I love you, and I panicked and said, I think I love you too. I love that one. That's so good. I think I love you. They're married now, though.

But how do you really know? They're married, so it's turned out all good. Rosie's here. Hi, Rosie. G'day, Rosie. Hi, how are you doing? Good, thanks. What how do you really know? I'm married, so it's turned out all good. Rosie's here. Hi, Rosie. G'day, Rosie. Hi, how are you doing? Good, thanks. What happened with your awkward I love you?

Well, I've been in a relationship probably nearly a year, 10-year age gap. So I was 21 and he was, say, 31. Yeah. And I said I love you and he said, oh, you're too young to know what that is. Oh. Your boyfriend said that to you?

Patronising. Let's just say that relationship didn't last long. Good. Shocked. I'm so shocked, Rosie. He sounded like a really lovely fella. You're too young to know what that is. That's when you turn around and go, well, then I'm too young to be dating you,

you old perverted creep. See how that goes down. Hey, old man River, date someone your own age. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean McCarthy is here. Leonardo DiCaprio has dumped another girl because she got too old for him, Dean. Oh, wow.

Well, that's what's being reported, Clint. Okay, wow. Well, that's just being reported, please. Okay, so they call it the curse of the 25. So Leonardo DiCaprio, goodness me, he's had some gorgeous girlfriends. Well, I'm going to list some of them for you in a second. But here's the thing. Once they hit 25, they're all done and dusted. Well, I mean, look, I'm not going to say it's like the curse of the 27-year-old musicians in Hollywood who die.

It's not like that. It's not that bad. But he does seem to have a bit of a pattern here. Some of the 27-year-old musicians in Hollywood who die. It's not like that. It's not that bad. But he does seem to have a bit of a pattern here. Some of the people he's dated, though, have listened to this. There was, of course, Claire Danes, who he did Romeo and Juliet with. Wasn't that a moment? He dated Naomi Campbell.

He dated Gisele Budgen. My God. What? I know. Wasn't that what? He dated Bar Raphael. He's also, I think, a Brazilian model. He's dated just the hottest. I think he dated, did he date Blake Lively for a minute?

I think he dated Blake Lively for a minute. Quite possibly. I think so. He dates the most beautiful and talented women in the world. But the data doesn't lie. And I saw it graphed. There is not a single girlfriend that has survived a relationship with Leonardo DiCaprio past the age of 25. That is crazy.

And this latest girlfriend that he's just broken up with, she's just turned 25. So what, he's like, oh, you've hit your use-by date? Well, that's what people are implying. He's 47. He's 47. Because, I mean, there's a lot of jokes that get made about, you know, the women that Leonardo DiCaprio dates and how young they are.

Yeah. And it gets thrown around a lot, and he's not helping the case, is he? No. Well, they're rooted in truth. That's the issue. That's the funny part. Isn't it weird that Leonardo DiCaprio is going to be 50 in a couple of years too? I know.

The guy from James and the Giant Peach is going to be 50 in a couple of years. What was that joke they made? Yeah well that's how I think of him a lot of the time He did get into acting real young What was that joke they made about Leonardo DiCaprio and they said you know Leonardo DiCaprio cares a lot about the environment and obviously you know

global warming because he wants a better life for all of his girlfriends when they get older. That was... Wow, that is good. That is the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint.

All right, Bree and Clint family, it's time to weigh in on another couple's argument. Okay, cool. Because these are the best type of things to get involved in when it's time to weigh in on an other couple's argument. Okay, cool. Because these are the best type of things to get involved in when it's not your own. Other people's dirty laundry. Exactly. So a woman has taken to the internet and sparked a debate after her and her boyfriend of two years went out for their two-year anniversary. Okay.

So they're out at dinner and she's trying to decide what she wants to eat. He's made a suggestion that she should try the Wagyu sirloin steak. Delightful. That's what he was pushing her towards. And she thought she was ordering that, but she accidentally ordered the eight-ounce steak. Right. Which is very expensive.

Is it big? Is an eight ounce steak big? I believe it's very big. Okay. It's very expensive. How big? How big is it, Bree? Is it about eight ounces?

It's about eight ounces. Look, you'd have to have a break in between eating it. Right, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, she's made the mistake and she's ordered that and they realised at the end of the meal that it cost £260, which equals a whopping $490 New Zealand dollars. She ate a $490 piece of meat. Was that her steak or was that the bill for the meal?

No, that was just that. Oh, you'd feel sick. Yeah. Oh, my God. That was just for that steak. Okay. Anyway, so they've realised it and she is now saying that she reckons he should pay for the meal because he's the one that pretty much led her down that track.

Yeah. And then he's kind of saying, well, you're the one that made the mistake and ordered the one that I didn't say to get. Oh, he's saying I never told you to get that steak. He told her to get this other steak. Right. And now there's – Is he making her pay for her own steak?

So, I mean, it's their anniversary meal. Yeah. And it's her mistake. I think she should – I think they should go halves. Go halves in it, Erica. I think so. Yeah. And it's her mistake. I think she should I think they should go halves. Go halves in it, Erica. I think so. Right. They kind of both contribute to it. I want to know what the original plan was. So he's taken his girlfriend

out for their anniversary dinner. Yes. And did he what did he expect her to pay for her own meal? Like before she overbought on the steak, was he going to charge her for her meal anyway? Well, he paidbought on the steak, was he going to charge her for her meal anyway? Well, he paid for it in the end. Oh, he has. He did pay for it. So he paid for it.

But does he want to be paid back? Well, he was a bit annoyed because he was like, well, this is kind of your mistake. And I mean Excuse the pun. Mistake. Expensive mistake. Mistake. I love it so much. Look, I think she could help out with the bill. I think so too.

I think that would be the fair thing to do. Clearly it's not going to be a great anniversary memory, but it is memorable, right? Yeah. That's the one. Man, I'd love to try a $450 steak. What is it, covered in gold leaf? I'd hate to pay for a $450 steak. What is it? Covered in gold leaf? I'd hate to pay for a $450 steak.

Imagine if they overcooked it. Send it back to the kitchen? Yeah, you're like, this is overcooked. Brie and Clint. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plotline, that she can do.

Brie and Clint's What's The Plot? Our famous movie guessing game where today if you can take down Brie, you will take home $650. The man with the chance at the money is you, Macca. G'day. G'day. Hey guys, how's it going? Good, Maka. G'day. G'day. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good, thank you. You play often, Maka?

Nah, not really. Nah. Very laid back, casual. Do you watch movies at least? A little bit. Right, okay. Oh, he's playing it very cool. He's either playing it really cool.

I'm not buying it one bit, eh? He's either, like, playing it down or he really doesn't care. And if it's the latter, there are dozens of people who are dying for this chance to play you in What's the Plot who will be hating Maka right now. Unless he wins. Unless he wins. Maka, in this game, all you need to do is correctly identify the movies

from the plot lines that I'm reading first. You need to get two of them correct, and if you do, you'll go home with $650. Sweet. Okay. Your buzzer is your name. Don't wait for me to finish the plot line. Today our theme for our movies is musicals. Oh, not my strong point.

Okay. The MTV Video Music Awards were this week. So in celebration of music in videos, these are all musicals, not necessarily prize winners, just loosely music related. Okay. Okay.

Right. Here we go. I'll start. Don't wait for me to finish. Buzz in as soon as you're ready. Good luck to both of you. Movie number one. In the 1960s, a dance-loving teen auditions for a...

Macca. Macca. Hairspray? Hairspray's correct. Amazing. Wow, Macca. Very good. I did not think...

See what I said? I didn't buy what he was saying at all, and I knew I could just feel it. I did not think Hairspray was going to be the movie that Mecca was going to steal. Get right. Yeah. Okay, movie number two.

A college student doesn't know if she wants to be part of a clique, but that's exactly where she finds herself after arriving at a new school. Brie. Oh, I know it. Macca's in there first. Macca, if you get this correct, you go home with $650 cash. Is that High School Musical?

High School Musical is incorrect. Brie, you get a free guess. I want to say it's Pitch Perfect. Pitch Perfect is correct. Tie break. Oh, my God, I'm breathing so heavy. This is for the win. Mecca, I don't know if Bree has been tested this much.

I'm worried. Recently. Very worried. Maybe at all this year. Here we go. Movie number three in our musicals category. A young Englishman in 1899 from... Macca.

Macca. Change shopper. What did you say? The Great Showman. The Greatest Showman. Is incorrect. Brie, you now have a free guess before I continue with the plotline. Oh, jeez.

In what did you say? 18... 1899 France. Dancing in the Rain? Dancing in the Rain is incorrect. To keep things fair, and not that I'm casting any aspersions on anybody, but to remove the ability to Google

because we're on the decider, I'm going to abandon this plot line now and go to a fresh one. That was Moulin Rouge. Oh, of course. Here we go. Our second decider. An independent

hotelier in the Greek islands is Brie. Mamma Mia. Mamma Mia is correct and that's the game. Macca, that was a hell of a game of What's the Plot, my friend. You did very, very, very well. Cheers the game. Macca, that was a hell of a game of What's the Plot, my friend. You did very, very, very well. Cheers, guys. Macca, that was incredible, can I just say.

Very worthy competitor and my butt cheeks were as tight as they could go. We're going to send you away with a $50 KFC chicken dollar voucher. Congratulations. Great, awesome. Thanks for playing, Macca. We'll play for $700 next week. Bree and Clint.

Have you seen this woman that's getting a lot of attention online because she has uneven boobs? No, I haven't. She's becoming quite famous for it, actually. And I'm like, I look at that and I'm like, relatable for one because most women, I think nearly all women, definitely have one boob bigger than the other. You told me this yesterday.

It blew my mind. Super common. So common. I've never noticed. Haven't you? Have you not? Are you joking? No, no, no, genuinely.

I've never noticed. Okay. Well, it's definitely a thing. And this woman, hers is next level though, right? So her name's Imogen Grace. She's 26, and she said she noticed one of her boobs was growing at a faster rate when she was younger. Right. And she's now-

Or left, sorry. Right or left. Right or left. Anyway, she said her biggest boob is size 38H. Okay. Which is very, like, that's large. That's very big, eh? That's large.

A, B, C, D, E, double D, F, G, H. Oh, my God. And she said she has to wear a bra that size, but her other breast only fills half of it. Wow. So they're that different. She'd need two different bras stitched together. Yeah.

Wouldn't she? That's not a bad idea. I wonder if she does that. I wonder if that would work. Why, side question, why is it only Ds that get doubled? How come you can't have a double B? A double C. Or a double C.

A double F. I think you can have a double F. You can have a double A, can't you? And isn't that smaller than an A? No, that's a battery. Right, okay. So, sorry, I'm getting lost in the boobs here. So she's got an H and a what?

And she has to wear a 38H bra, but she says her other one only fills out half the cup. But she hasn't had that measured? No. Well, she just is going to fit the bigger one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But. Well, there's plenty of room in that other cup for your stuff.

Yeah, you could put your phone in there. Put your phone in there, your wallet. I mean, us ladies. Khaki's a bit ouchy, but yeah. We can fit a lot of stuff in our bras. Oh, my God. My nan used to keep so much stuff in her bra. Did she?

So much stuff. What about when they used to pull tissues out of it? Tissues. She always had tissues in there. They were when they used to pull tissues out of it? Tissues. She always had tissues in there. They were sweaty. They were never fresh tissues. I was a bit sweaty. She always had pegs in there for hanging out the clothes.

Pegs? Yeah. What else? Macintosh lollies. Hey, Clinty, you want one of these Macintoshes from inside McLeavage? Well, you don't find it gross when you're a kid, do you? You're like, delicious, Nan. You're like, delicious, Nan. Thanks, Nan. Warm lollies.

It's so warm and melty. Delightful. Anyway, the reason why we're talking about this woman, it's quite interesting because she has blown up on TikTok and she's also blown up on OnlyFans where

she has went from 250 subscribers to 10,000 subscribers because it's quite niche. Isn't that the world we live in, eh? If you've got something out of the normal about you, you should go on OnlyFans. Do some nudes. Get rich. Hey, there's a niche for it. I mean, yeah, good, good, good. She calls herself the queen of the odd baps.

Hey, I say go for it. And people have also asked her because she was offered surgery because it's quite drastic. Yeah. And so she was offered surgery in the country where she lives for free and she said no because she wanted to embrace her natural body. What would you do? Would you reduce the big one or would you inflate the small one?

Well, I mean. Or a bit of both. Yeah, a bit of both. I feel like to meet in the middle. Yeah, yeah. Take some out of this one, put it into that one, and boom, Bob's your uncle. Bree and Clint.

So there are three words that more Kiwis are searching than any other when they're looking for a job at the moment. Yeah, I'm so interested to know what these are. Working from home would surely be one. Working from home is the three words. Is it? Yeah, that's exactly what it is. It's the only three words.

Working from home. It's according to Seek. They said that's the main thing people are looking for when they're looking for a new job. And so many people are looking for a new job after COVID. Yeah, people have reassessed their life and stuff like that after going through something like that. Seek said that the study they've done found that 39% of job seekers would resign from their job if working from home wasn't an option. Really?

39% of people would quit their job if they couldn't work from home. People have seen how good it is, I think, through the pandemic. Like, well, not everyone. It's not for everyone. No, and it's not good for everyone. It's not good for everyone, but a lot of people love that lifestyle. There's so many benefits. There is.

I think it comes down to the type of house you live in and how many people you live with, though. Totally. Like, if you're in a flat with four other people and there's no like sheds, like there's not enough space. Horrible. Screw that. Get me out of there.

Get me to work where the heaters are on, that sort of thing. Same. But if you live in a big house and you've got your own office space and there are not kids annoying you the whole time while you're trying to work. Great place to work. How good would it be to work in your pyjama pants? According to Seek, the main thing people want out of their jobs right now, these are the main things.

The option to work from home. They want to condense the working week down. Okay. So four days. Work for longer on the four days and have three days off. Yeah, or just cut out the chaff and just go, I can do this job in four days. Let me do it.

And to be able to choose what days they work in the office and what days they work from home. Yeah, that flexibility. It's swung back in our direction somehow, in the employee's direction. Yeah. You didn't used to have this power. They're like, yeah, cool, you want to work from home.

I'm the boss. You're coming to work. That ain't happening. And now, power of numbers, I think we might. Finally. I think we might be getting what we want. We have the power back. Not really, because, I mean, you can still get fired and stuff.

And we can't work from home. No, no, not us. They're happy for you if you can. Yeah, so happy for you guys. And the builders can't work from home, but I'm sure they're happy for you too. We have some visitors in the studio at the moment. They have four legs and big long tails. And they're heavy breathers.

They're mouth breathers like me. We've got two greyhounds in the studio. Obviously, they can't speak on the microphone, so their human representative, Lisa, is on with us. Hi, Lisa. Hi, Lisa. Hi, how you coming? We're good.

You're from Greyhounds as Pets. That is correct. And you're looking for homes for greyhounds. That is also correct. Which we've had some greyhounds in studio before, and we're always happy to help out because there is a lot of greyhounds that need homes, isn't there?

There sure are. At the moment, up in the upper North Island where my colleague and I are representing, we have 18 dogs needing homes. But nationwide, there's around 50. 50 greyhounds. And a lot of these greyhounds from like ex-racing dogs and they need to be rehomed or where do they all come from? They come out of the racing industry

so they can be retired for a number of reasons. Often it's just purely through age and they're just not competitive anymore. Sometimes it could just be that they didn't even make the grade to be a racer so we get some younger ones coming, and there's always some who can retire due to injury as well. So there's a various number of reasons why they are retiring and needing homes, and they can range from around two to four or five generally. We've got Pig and Cello in the studio. Why are they being retired?

Too slow. Lack of attention. They were not particularly great at racing, and mainly because both of them are actually visually impaired. Oh, sweeties. Little sweethearts. And they're too cute. They're adorable.

They certainly are cute. They have, well, especially one. We have Pig. He is a four-year-old black and white, kind of like a combination Dalmatian slash grey. He looks like a really fast Dalmatian. Yeah, I'm hoping that Cruella de Vil isn't in the studio at this point because he looks so much like a Dalmatian cross greyhound. She wouldn't be able to catch him.

Oh, true, he'd be too fast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Cello's all black. Seeing as we're looking to find homes for these two as well as all the other greyhounds in New Zealand, we thought this afternoon we could go greyhound dating. Now, what you don't know is, is Cello and Pig have come into the studio before time and they've made their own dating profiles.

Yeah. So if you're listening right now and you're in the market to adopt a beautiful dog, these are the two dating profiles of the dogs that you could adopt. It's like dog Tinder. And this is real, by the way. Both of these dogs are looking for a home at the moment. So who would we like to meet first? Should we meet Pig?

Yeah, let's meet Pig. Okay, Pig is looking for love, and here's Pig's profile. Contestant number one is Piggy, a retired racing greyhound. Despite being partially sighted, Piggy has a lust for life like we've never seen. Bursting with enthusiasm, he has some great moves. Jumping, zooming, bouncing and chasing. Piggy's favourite things in life are food and attention. As in, he loves being the centre of it.

Piggy's friends would describe him as one of a kind. He's a big but gentle lad, weighing in at over 35 kgs. Piggy's ideal partner is someone who can help him navigate life as a partially sighted dog. If you're looking for a rowdy new best mate, Piggy would love to meet you!

Oh, he sounds like a dreamboat. Plus he's got a really really really long tail. He does, it's like a weapon.. Plus he's got a really, really, really long tail. He does. It's like a weapon. So there's Peggy. Shall we meet Cello as well? Yeah, let's meet Cello.

Okay, Cello is on the market, on the dating market. Here's Cello, everybody. Contestant number two, say Cello to Cello. A retired racing greyhound and lovable goofball. He has a sweet, sensitive side and always looks forward to a stroll down the street. Chalo's friends describe him as a wallflower, but don't let that fool you. He loves chin scratches and would love the company of another dog.

He is partially sighted, but that doesn't slow him down when he gets a burst of zoomies. Just means he's a bit clumsier than the average dog. Did someone say food? Shallow absolutely loves it. Give him a chunky dog roll or a cheeky bite of a beep beep pie any day. One of the best things about Shallow is his beautiful smile.

It's bound to make anyone fall in love with this sensitive goofball. Oh, they both sound very cute, Lisa. I reckon people are going to snap these two up. If you want them as part of your family, you can go to greyhoundsaspets.org.nz. Is that right, Lisa? That is correct, yes.

And we would love to have anyone pop an application through there. And if you're interested in either of these boys just pop that on your application as you go through the process. But like you said before there is other dogs as well. If these two get snapped up pretty quick How could they not after that?

I mean how could they not? Yeah, there's plenty of dogs that need a home and it's amazing to give those dogs a home. So yeah, jump on that website go have a look at the profiles and hopefully we can find the boys a home. Greyhoundsaspets.org.nz. Thanks, Lisa.

Thanks for having us. Please welcome to the show volunteer journalist Guy Williams. Thanks, everyone. About time we got someone funny on this show. I haven't seen you for five years. It actually genuinely has been a while. You're busy. You've got children and stuff going on.

Yep. Brie, you hung out with me. You've got no excuse. I mean, I need to buy an e-bike because I heard you're big into the e-bike. I cannot recommend cycling enough. People talk about it as a cult. Oh, shut up. You're not here to promote cycling on our show, okay?

No, but honestly, it is like a cult. It's like some guy who joins a weird church it's like you like hate cyclists and then you become a cyclist you know i love it it's a lifestyle yeah right living the video you're on that big bike money eh yeah no i promise you i've received no money from big bike in fact my um my bike dealer is rinsing me for every dollar i have like the number of like because i can't even change a flat tire so I'm like screwed e-bikes are very boomer apparatus is it yours or have you borrowed it off your dad yeah no but I pass so many boomers every day and that's a real um that's a real like ego boost yeah because I'm like I'm excited I'm passing people but it's also because they're like

near death yeah yeah when I think e-bikes and grown men riding them, I think sexy. Yeah, exactly right. I'm wearing pink Lycra bike shorts right now and I'm feeling sexy and free. Guys performing in the Best Foods Comedy Gala this year in Auckland and Wellington. It's already sold out. It's already sold out. It's a disaster. I don't know why I'm here. The Wellington show has tickets apparently.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you can get on a waiting list or something. Yeah, yeah. And we're going to talk about that. We're going to get to that. But I want to talk about the fact first that you took down an Auckland mayoral candidate recently. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Have you heard about this, Bree? Oh, mate, I've watched it and I've heard all about it. Don't. Can you not give me credit for that? Because, like, people were blaming me that he was going to win. And now people are giving me credit for ending his campaign. And just maybe I'm not that powerful. Maybe I don't have this amazing power if you don't know what we're talking about after guy interviewed leo malloy who was running for mayor of auckland and leo malloy challenged

him to a novelty boxing match yeah which you lost yeah the boxing match yeah i mean i mean yeah yeah i did yeah i lost the boxing match leo then plummeted in the polls and dropped out of the race yeah how does it feel to have that much political influence no leo then plummeted in the polls and dropped out of the race yeah how does it feel to have that much political influence no leo hates me now and everything's going bad and i don't i don't know how much i want to talk about it because i'm getting click baited up the wahoozy i don't want leo calling me up late at night again but um yeah i don't think i have that much political will you be doing a david seymour interview ahead of the next election. That's all we want to know. That's booked in. It's locked in. God damn David Seymour. I want to know, Guy, because I watched that interview

and you've done a lot of weird shit. Yeah. Let's be real. Was that one of the weirdest, craziest interviews you've done? It was definitely out there just because he was so unfiltered, especially as someone who's running for office, you don't expect them to call you the R word and stuff like that. I was trying to tell him, I was like, don't say like don't say that but like yeah it was definitely up there but look i've done so many

i've done so many weird ones recently you know i recently did one with uh pebbles hooper and she said the reason why we're beefing is because i was trying to have sex with her like i just get caught off guard all the time leo i'll tell you where leo caught me off guard i think i'm quite awkward around sex stuff leo at me This is a way to win any debate. Is ask your opponent when they lost their virginity because that really caught me off guard. We were having an argument about the Waterfront Stadium. He's like, when did you lose your virginity?

And I was like, I don't want to talk about this right now. This is so, it really did. It really did catch me on the back foot. It's one of those unusual debate techniques and it worked. Jacinda needs to pull that out against Chris Luxon. Just ask Chris Luxon. Just ask Chris Luxon. Your economic

policy is saying sound but I heard you were a virgin until you were 24 Chris. Where was it? Who was it Chris?

Really it fazed me. So you're in the comedy gala does that mean you've got a show in the comedy festival this year as well?

No the comedy festival's been it's been cancelled. What? Yeah it was on at the beginning of the year and it got cancelled.

Clint you seem stunned there was this thing called COVID- the year and it got cancelled. Clint, you seem stunned. There was this thing called COVID-19, which has been sweeping through. It's still around. Yeah, I can't believe you're shocked by that. Things have been cancelled, believe it or not. Yeah, so it's a bit awkward, but they're doing the gala anyway.

We've been promoting this comedy gala for weeks. How did I not know there was a festival to go with it? Yeah, it's pretty bad, but there'll be a comedy festival next year, you know, like get excited for that. So are you doing anything interesting that you want to promote? No, I'm doing a bunch of gigs

but they're all sold out so I don't know. I'm going to Christchurch. I'm living the dream, man. My career's going well. Alright. What do you want to promote? You must have some stuff going on.

I'm getting paid to promote you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I heard you're getting a vasectomy. Is that like, is that newsworthy? Are we going to talk about you'll go and watch Clint's vasectomy live?

I don't know. He's live streaming it. We're doing it for radio, actually. We're going to put it on TikTok. That's very exciting. Do you know I haven't met either of your kids? Right. I feel bad about that.

Would you like to? Yeah. I mean, I thought maybe you were keeping your kids away from me for good reason. Like, am I allowed to meet the kids? I don't even know. We can actually arrange that off air, if you want. We can arrange a... We should catch up sometime.

But thanks for having me on the show what a great show this is and congratulations on you guys success congratulations on all your success good luck with the comedy gala

can I say congratulations on your success can I say congratulations no I want to say congratulations on both of your

successes can I just say that we're being nice to each other like we're Instagram influencers I've actually had no success

I don't know why you're congratulating me I almost got fired for interviewing Leo Malloy. I'm like hanging on by a thread. Comedyfestival.co.nz. Go and see Guy Williams. Thanks, Guy.

Cheers. Thanks, Guy. There's a new app launching in New Zealand which will give you a discount on fuel, which is helpful, right? Today's the cost of living payment day. Hopefully you got your cost of living payment. But that's only good for less than one tank of gas at the moment.

That whole payment won't fill most cars up. It's actually crazy. Like even in the last, I mean, I've been living in New Zealand five years. And I remember when I first got here, how much cheaper fuel was. What, cheaper than it is now or cheaper than Australia? Cheaper than it is now. Right, because Australia is crazy. Gas is like $1.30 over there or something.

No, not that cheap. Isn't it? It's like $1 something. More like $1.60, $1.70. It's got a one in front of it. Yeah, it's got a three. Ours had a three in front of it. Yeah, true.

Okay, so there is a new app that's come out. You will get a discount on fuel if you use this app. Okay. But you have to do something to get the discount. Oh, here we go. There's always a catch. So if you want to use this new app and receive discount on fuel if you use this app okay but you have to do something to get the discount here we go there's always a catch so if you want to use this new app and receive discounted fuel which will help you you have to share your foot picks what are you joking you're joking yeah i'm joking you're joking i was like is it that easy no but it could be worse than that, okay? The app is called With You, and it is a subscription-based exercise app.

Oh, no. No, no, no, no. Not keen. Listen, hear it out, okay? It's got a wide range of physical workouts on the app. There is well-being programs, there's yoga, there's meditation, and they've done a deal with a a smart fuel where the more you work out the more you save on fuel i mean now that i think

about it look i'm not the biggest exercise person but if i had incentives like cheaper fuel yeah i feel like that could drive me to exercise more really would it do you think it would maybe do you think 10 cents off a liter would get you up for a one hour exercise i mean i could just get you know a few groceries and get that discount so the thing is you could start running to work with this app couldn't you and that would save you some fuel but then i wouldn't need fuel and then you would get a discount on the fuel that you no longer need to buy because you ran to work. True.

So technically you might get rich out of this. I don't know. Maybe it's a genius app. I might start making money. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or you might just keep living the exact way that you're living now and go, ah, well, it's only 10 cents. Who cares?

Yeah, I mean, you know. Is it going to make that big of a difference? It's time for a birthday banger. Three and Clint's birthday banger. All right, here we go. Three people. What song was top of the charts on their 16th? Well, you've come to the right place because we're going to find out.

Let's start with Sarah. Hi, Sarah. G'day, Sarah. Hi, how are you guys going? Good. Welcome to Birthday Banger. Woo! Lash gold.

All right, lash gold, baby. Sarah, what's your birthday? My birthday is the 27th of April, 1997. The best birthday there is. Whoa! I love it. Someone was listening yesterday. That means you were 16 in 2013, and on the 27th of April,

this would have been number one. She's up all night to the sun. I'm up all night to get sun. She's up all night for good fun. I'm up all night to get lucky. I love this song, Sarah. I do love a bit of dust, huh? Yeah.

Banger. Yeah, banger. I haven't heard it in a while either. No, which I think is good. Let's go to Sean. Hi, Sean. G'day, Sean. G'day.

How are you, mate? How's your week been? Not too bad. Not too bad. Busy. Good to hear. Well, let's do a birthday banger for you. What's your birthday?

20th April, 77. All right, Sean. That means you were 16 in 1993. And here is your birthday banger. Zoe's Dad, Lenny Kravitz. What do you think, Sean? That's a good one, eh? That's awesome, that one.

Have you got a pair of leather pants, Sean? Nah, nah, nah. Nah, you don't rock a pair of leather pants and no shirt with a waistcoat on. Only the jeans. Some arseless leather chaps. Okay, wait there, Sean. We're going to do one more birthday banger for Nicole. Hi, Nicole.

Hi, Nicole. Hi. Hey, how's your week been, Nicole? Pretty good, thanks. How about yours? Yeah, pretty good, Nicole. I'm keen to find out your birthday banger. What's your week been, Nicole? Pretty good, thanks. How about yours? Yeah, pretty good, Nicole. I'm keen to find out your birthday, Banger. What's your birthday?

The 30th of June, 1993. Right, that means you were 16 in 2009. And on that date in 2009, this was at the top of the charts. LaRue. Love it. This is such a great song. Love this song. Cool.

Okay. 2009. This song's from 2009. I know. Not to make you feel old or anything, Nicole, but that's ages ago. You were 16 ages ago. Nicole, you're so old. I know, I know.

Not as old as Sean, though, with Lenny Kravitz. Okay, wait there. Let's figure this out. We've got LaRue, we've got Lenny Kravitz, and we've got Daft Punk. I'm going to vote for Daft Punk. I'm going to vote for Bulletproof. LaRue Bulletproof.

Yeah. Okay, that means we're going to tie break. Not that one. Hang on, I'll trim this up. Okay, that means we're going to tie break. Not that one. Hang on, I'll trim this up. Okay, that means we're going to go to tie break. Producer Claude, what is the winner of Birthday Banger this afternoon? I wasn't ready to make this decision. Well, you better get ready. You can choose LaRue, Lenny Kravitz, or Daft Punk.

I think for me it's probably LaRue. Yeah, girl. Bulletproof. Done deal. That means Nicole is the winner of Birthday Banger today. Congratulations Nicole. Ah, thank you. Brian Clint, here's your Birthday Banger on

ZM. I've been there, done that, messed around I'm having fun, don't put me down I'll never let you sweep me off my feet I won't let you in again The messages I've tried to send My information's just not going in Bree and Clint. Now look, this game proved to be quite difficult last week

for the first time we've played it, but I think we've got experience now. Okay. You know? Yeah. Right, good. Everyone's on board. It's time for the Baby Song Game. Baby songs, do-do-do-do-do-do.

Baby songs, do-do-do-do-do-do. Baby songs, do-do-do-do-do-do. Baby songs. Baby songs. It's time to kiss the baby, baby songs. Clint loves that opener. Probably the most annoying intro in radio. But the game is good. The game is sound. The game is fun.

We're not good at it, but the idea is good. Maybe we'll be better this week. Yeah, I'm hoping so. Look, here's the premise. There's a playlist on Spotify where they've taken pop songs and they've turned them into baby lullabies. So our job today, Clint,

is to guess what is the pop song behind the lullaby. Yeah, okay. Alright, should we go? Let's do it. Should we rip into it? Here's the first one that producer Claude has loaded up for us. Claude, we might need clues again this week, okay? Is producer Megan on our team as well? does she know the songs i don't know the song okay you can play but i'm not very helpful well anyone who's listening can text in if you can help us figure

out what this song is It's so frustrating. I feel like I know it. Yeah, me too. We need a clue. Yeah, can we get a clue? This one weirdly, coincidentally came up very recently in Birthday Banger. Get Lucky. Oh!

Oh, of course it is! Is it Get Lucky? It is Get Lucky. Yes! Of course it is. I can hear it. Okay, one to Megan. Well done, Megan.

Nice work. It's how they slow them down. It makes it so hard. Okay, here's another one. This is more of a throwback. Okay. How much of a throwback? Quite a while.

This is any wedding you've ever been to, this song has played. Okay. Love Shack by the B-52s. My wish. Good song. Is it a Robbie Williams song? No. Bit older.

Oh, I know it. Oh, it's right there. Hold on. It's going to end. Oh, I had it. It's right there. What's the clue? I don't even know how to give you a clue, but any wedding you've ever been to has played this song.

Nah, we haven't got it. It's by Neil Diamond. Yeah. Sweet Caroline. Oh! When you said wedding, I was thinking love song. Oh, no, this is just like... And because it's so slow, I was thinking love song.

Me too. Yeah, I can hear it now. Yeah. Okay. All right, slow our brains right down. Let's see if we can get the last one in the baby song game. We need to get one out of three. Do you recognise it at all? Yeah.

No, I'm not getting anything off this one. I'm ready for a clue. This is an American Idol winner. The first American Idol winner. Is this Kelly Clarkson, Since You've Been Gone? Not that one. Is it Kelly Clarkson, No Play It Again?

Breakaway. Not that one. Oh. I looked at the text machine and they've got it before us. Have they? Damn it. Is it because of you? Not that one.

My life would suck without you. That's it, yeah. Is it? Oh, man. This game's so hard. You guys are bad at this game. It's not hard for everybody texting in. It just seems like it's hard for us.

People texting in are so good. If you could get a microchip put inside your body that would make your life easier, would you do it? Easier how? Easier like you don't have to carry car keys around with you. Oh, maybe. And you don't have to carry your wallet around with you. Maybe.

And you don't have to... I guess eventually you wouldn't have to remember your passport Because it would be stored inside your hand There's a man in the United States Who has just spent $652 Getting his Tesla key put inside his hand So he can just open his Tesla with the back of his hand Cool man

His name is Brandon DeLayley And he's put a video on social media Of him getting the chip put in. It looks kind of brutal. They cut your skin, and then they put a metal straw underneath to put the microchip in, and then they drag the straw out and sew your hands back up. But then once it's in, it's in.

Yeah, and it heals over. Yeah. Remember that guy that got a microchip put in for his key card to get on the bus? Yeah, same thing. Yeah. Remember that guy that got a microchip put in for his key card to get on the bus? Yeah, same thing. Yeah. There was a guy I watched who had a microchip put in his hand. His workplace offered microchipping.

That's right. For the work vending machine. Oh, see, that's a conspiracy. So they just take it out of your pay. Why is work offering microchips? It is a bit like that. Dodgy. But this guy's done it himself.

He's part of a beta group. There's a hundred of them. They're testing these chips before they go out to the public. He's like, I love this idea. I'll do this. And it's not the first microchip he's got inside of me. He's got one in his left hand as well that does the keys to his house, stores his medical information,

and some other boring stuff that you'd find inside your wallet so he's got a car key in one hand and a door key in the other hand but what happens and let's just say you know in reality of the world we live in today yeah if someone knows what he looks like because he's all over the news yeah and then they see him in public and they go right you whack him over the head i'll chop his hand off and then we'll drag him to the car and we can get into his car and steal all his stuff. Yeah, well, how is that any different to them whacking you over the head

and taking your car keys out of your bag? That's a great point. That is a great point. We polled our Instagram community on the Bree and Clint Instagram page and we said, would you get a microchip put in your hand? Oh, I find this so fascinating. If it meant that you could not take car keys or a wallet with you, would you get a microchip put in your hand? Oh, I find this so fascinating. If it meant that you could not take car keys or a wallet with you,

would you get microchipped? Huge response to this. An overwhelming 84% of people said, no way, man. Yeah, it worries people. 84% of people not keen. Yeah. I was quite keen until I saw this guy have it done and then I watched him open his car with his hand

and it did not look cool at all. I was quite keen until I saw this guy have it done, and then I watched him open his car with his hand, and it did not look cool at all. You're like, oh, yeah, you're just tapping your car door handle with your hand. I wanted to have it done, and I found myself watching it going, nerd! Nerd!

Nerd! What would you have put on yours? What would I get like that? Can you imagine you just going across the street to the coffee shop and going, one flat white oat milk, please. Beep with your hand. That's the end of the show, everybody. We've got to go.

We've got to get out of here. I know. It's a big night tonight. Bree's got a party to host. Yeah, Celebrity Treasure Island launch party. Yeah. And there's free drinks, Clint. Yeah.

Hopefully free food as well I'm assuming they need to serve the food hopefully more food than they feed the contestants

on Celebrity Treasure Islands I'm hoping it's not rice and beans if they're going like the island thing it would be very on theme though

wouldn't it it would be yeah rice, beans and seawater that you've distilled yourself not ideal to get the salt

out of it nah it'll be lovely canapes party we'll catch you guys back tomorrow for Friday. Friday Oki on the show tomorrow. Yes. We're doing the number one song in the country at the moment.

Nicki Minaj. That's correct. We'll do that tomorrow at 5 o'clock. We'll catch you then. Bye, everyone. Bye, guys. Play. ZM's Brand Clint.

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