ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 1st September 2025

Episode Date: September 1, 2025

Is it Uno or Uno?  Pax Assadi talks about Taskmaster NZ.  What are you still wearing that's no longer 'fashionable'?  Sharing a bank account with someone that's not your partner.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZM's Brean Clint, the podcast. ZM's Brean Clint, thanks to KFC's new Katsu Bowl, here for a good time, not a long time. Go, let's go! I think I met you in a dream last one. Zedemps, Bree and Clint. Finally, we're back on here.

Hooray! Finally. It's been way too long for me. Yeah, they force us to have a weekend. every week. We say, guys, let us on.

Let us go. Let us at them. We're ready. We're like the greyhounds. We just love racing. Just let us back out there. Back out on the pitch. Guys,

do you know it's a week until a week? No, is it two weeks until you and I play in that soccer match? Two weeks. Two weeks. Yeah, we're playing in the celebrity charity soccer match.

I saw some of the other people commenting in the group on the weekend. Did you see that? Matt Gibb is in there from Squirt. Yes, Brindley, Corey Gonzalez McCure from what we do in the Shadows is in the game

Look I'm not going to lie None of these people intimidate me Not a single one Especially when they don't even have boots Matt Goeb was like Hey can I borrow a woman's size 11 for the game And I was like Take this seriously

Go to Rebel Sport You think that I don't have a brand new pair of boots Ready to go for this game? You got yours for free Yeah but they're brand new I'm taking it very seriously Are you wearing shimp pads? Yeah

Because someone in the group chat goes, we're not wearing shin pads, aren't we? Yeah, and that's a bad attitude. You've got to go all out. Guess who's shins I'm targeting, that person. That was a woman that said that. I don't see colour. Anyway, that's going to be a good time.

Yeah, people come down and watch. Of course, we're doing it all for the Multiple Sclerosis, Auckland, and our sponsors, the Blue Lake Holiday Top Ten Park in Samsung. Yeah, I know. Yeah. We're doing it for those guys. I wonder if people can come down and watch. They can.

We'll give out the details. We'll give out the details the week of. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you doing any training? No. I should be. Are you?

No, I just wing it, I thought. But Graham Henry's the coach. I don't believe that you're just like, I'm just going to wing it. I know that you'd be out there on the pitch, practicing your kicks. I've got to get the boots dirty before the big day. I don't want to show up with shiny new boots at the event. Can you kick with your right and your left? I just want to know in case we're on the same.

team. Oh yeah. Yep. Like, just, like, is one foot better than the other? Yeah. Yeah. You're right foot. Yeah, I think so.

You don't even know. I've got no idea. As long as I'm not the goalie, I'll be happy. My children are coming to watch. Are they? Yeah. They're expecting big things. Stuff being the goalie.

We've got a big show on the way for you today. We will have two attempts at winning the Secret Sound. We'll have two free tickets to Doja Cat to give away after 5 o'clock. First Doja Cat song you hear on Zidem after 5. First person through is going to get two free tickets to go and see her at Spacarina. Yeah, that's awesome. First up, though, Trady versus Lady. If you want that 50 bucks, you've got to play and win.

Play ZDEM's Bree and Clint. It's Trady versus Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. First game of the week, score update for the year, though. The trade is on 65, the ladies on 73. Did we update that score last Friday? I feel like we didn't. I don't think we did. We will look into that.

We'll look into it. We'll get it right. Ladies definitely in front. Our lady is in Dunedin. She's 19 and she lives in Dunedin and she hates it. Welcome to the show, Shelby. Hi, Shelby. Hi, guys. Are you looking to get out?

Yeah, definitely ready for summer. Why do you hate Dunedin so much? It's just so cold. Yeah. You're in the bad bit. though. Deneden's summer's quite nice. That is right. I am in the bad bit. Yeah. And you

it's all, you pass that rats in the supermarket fiasco? Yeah. Sorry to bring it up. Geez, way to bring it up. Sorry. Dunedin was just getting back on its feet after the rat in the supermarket debacle. Hey, it's not my fault that they had their very

own ratatouy situation. Next you'll bring up the David Bain thing. You're taking on our tradies today from Christch he's 25 and he's got two girls. Well, welcome to the show, Tim. Um, good day, Tim. How you doing? Can you elaborate on the two girlfriends thing?

Oh, well, I would. I would, but, um, one of them could be listening. Yeah, fair enough. Fair enough, that's smart. Tim, I want to say, I reckon you have no girlfriends. Oh, I don't know. I might get one more if I wouldn't this. Hey, dreams are free, Tim.

That's right. Yeah. Dreams are free. You might, if you win, the 50 bucks, you might be able to take one of them out for a date. To the K-Fri. Yeah, to the old K-Fri. Which one, though? That's always the question for Tim.

It's always a hard decision. Tim's buzzer is tradie. Shelby's buzzer is lady. And the first to three correct answers will take home $50 cash. Thanks to KFC. Good luck, guys. Here we go. Question number one.

Who was this YouTuber talking about back in 2007? Leave Bernie alone. Trady. Yes, Tim. Brittany, Spears? Yeah, well done. It is Britney Spears after she had shaved her head. One to the Trades.

Question number two. Which country did the Black Ferns thrash? $62. Yes, Tim. Japan? Japan. It was Japan. Didn't even need the multi-choice.

Shelby, you're not doing... I mean, it's going to be tough to get a flight out of Dunedin if you don't get this $50. You know, we're trying to help you here. You need this, Shelby. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me. Who sings this? Oh, Tim just got in.

Vincent Boone. He's got it. No wonder he's got so many girlfriends. He's a genius. He's the ladies' men with the smarts to match. Well done, Tim. Hey, hey, hey, I may have just sort of a genius plan here. Shelby, are you willing to date Tim

because then he might move you from Dunedin to Christch and then Tim gets a third girlfriend and you get out of Dunedin. What do you reckon? Fair enough. Good decision, Shelby, I think. But hey Tim, you're still a winner, 50 bucks coming your way, mate. Thank you very much.

You are welcome. Much needed a win for the tradies too. Shelby's like, I'd rather stay here and I hate it here. ZDM's Brie and Clint Podcast Last week we were talking about board games In a study that said playing board games Very good for your mental health

And your cognitive function And we got sidetracked by a conversation You and I were having About the pronunciation of a very popular board game Yeah, the card game Where you put the plus four Yeah Or the reverse

And the reverse Flip it in reverse Yeah, this is what went down Someone else said You know is banned in our family because of the plus four stacking rule ambiguity. You know, Uno. Uno?

You know? You know? You know? You know? Uno. Uno. What did I say? Claudia, can you settle this for us?

You know? You said you know. I say Uno. It's Uno, right? No, thanks, Claudia. Absolutely nothing was settled. Nothing. Not a thing.

I don't even know which one I said first now. You said you know. See, you don't even know. You don't even know. I know that you said you know. I think you said you know. Because I say, Uno, and I remember thinking,

oh, she's wrong again. And what I think we've discovered here, you and I have found out some of these along the way in our relationship. Don't ask me to name any of them. In quite a few cases, both of us are right. Cultural differences. A divide that exists straight down the Tasman Sea

between New Zealand and Australia. You know what's a great example? Yeah. The heads, knees and shoulders, debacle. That's right. Although, Do we think all Australians sing it your way? No, it's not just Australians.

It's other people around the world as well. There's two versions of heads, shoulders, knees and toes. The famous song, heads, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes. Heads and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes. Sorry, that hurts my brain to hear. Anyway, I thought we might have got to the bottom of this, but I think I'm about to make the water's muddier. I think it is a cultural divide when it comes to UNO slash UNO.

Okay? Okay, what makes you think that? Because we got sent this audio of an ad that would have played in Australia when you were a kid. Now the river was low and the boat wouldn't go, so we took out the you know, you know. Now Sally's first rate and she leads with the eight, but I can't follow suit, you know.

You know. You know. The car's come my way that Joe reverses the play. I could be here for days, you know. That alone, that evidence would be enough to settle it and I would have to admit that I was wrong. Thankfully, I don't have to do that Because here is the ad that played

Hell would freeze over if that happened Here's the ad that played in New Zealand When I was growing up It's an American ad but this is the ad that we got Oh no New Uno Sacco Uno adds a twist You gotta do what's on the Q

Oh Green or a 3 don't anybody breathe New Uno Sacco Uno the number one game in America Who breathed So you'd rather listen to the Americans than us? Generally, yeah. Oh.

No, but it's what you're, it's what you're... It's the same as when we all found out that the Weepicks Company... Oh, God, I remember this. We're liars. Do you know how I found out about this? Because they told us in Australia that we were Weepicks kids. Ozzy kids are Wheatix kids. Then we found out that they were saying the exact same thing across the Dutch.

We were told as kids, Kiwi kids are Weepicks kids. And I found out on a soccer trip to Australia And I was like, oh, I wonder what TV's like over here And this ad comes on and it goes, Ozzy kids, are we big kids? I only found out a couple of years ago. It's like when you left your hometown And you found out that every city has a friend in the breeze.

You thought it was just, you thought it was just Christchurch or Hamilton or Auckland. No, the breeze, total sluzzer. She's everyone's free. It gets around. Yeah, absolutely. So, I guess. Agree that we're both right?

I think so. Yeah, I'm happy with that. That teaches us that... You're not happy with that, producer, Claude. That two things can be right at the same time. Nah, it's Uno. Yeah. Uno.

Bloody racist out there, I'll tell you. Absolutely not. It's all right. Play the reverse card. Yeah. I reverse you. You know reverse. Yeah, but I'm fine, for you.

Text us which version you think it is. You know what it is. Yeah. It's a... Uno or you know. And how are you going to text that? I have no idea. Yeah, they'll figure it out.

Some sad news, guys. They're banning something over in Australia. Actually, in South Australia, which I think will eventually happen here. Allowing children to ride kangaroos to school. No, they would never ban that. They'd never ban that. Don't talk crazy talk. That's ridiculous.

No, obviously, when did they ban... single-use plastic bags. When did they be in those? What year was that? That was a Jacinda. So it would have been between 2017 and 2020-3, sometime in there. Really?

Yeah. Yeah, because pretty much the rest of the world did it at the same time. It would have been before COVID, because once COVID hit, that's all we were concerned with for ages. Yeah, and then when did they ban plastic? Because we were like, God, remember when plastic bags was our biggest problem? It was actually not a big deal.

In the grand scheme, yeah, yeah. It was actually quite fine. Yes, producer Ella, what year? July 1st, 2019. 2019, just before COVID. And then when did they ban plastic straws? They haven't. Plastic straws are not banned.

They're just frowned upon. Yeah, right. Yeah. It's hard to find one these days, though. Yeah, yeah. Yes, producer Ella. It's restricted from 2023. Oh.

Yeah. There you go. I thought they had. I thought it was just like a goodwill thing. I thought they were just shaming businesses who still used them. Oh, I thought that's what it was. Apparently they're banned from general sale, pharmacies, supermarkets, hospitals and blah, blah, blah.

Oh, no, I do remember something about that because I remember people in the disabilities community were like, these straws suck, the paper ones. Yeah. We need these things. They still haven't figured it out either. No. Still haven't figured it out.

In this one, you can add to the list. Oh, what else is getting banned? From today in South Australia, sushi fish. Oh, yeah. Will be banned. The little soy sushi fish Producer Ella's Devo

I have sushi every day Yeah I'm not even kidding For three years I've had sushi every day Little fish and you screw its nose off I mean it kind of makes sense It's one of my favourite parts About eating sushi

You know why because it works so well The little packets of soy End up going everywhere Exactly And I mean if the sushi fish End up in the waterways They're fish They've gone home

Makes sense Yeah I mean obviously It's like giving a choice child, a Barbie. Yeah. You give a fish, a little plastic fish. It's just a fish version of a Barbie.

I'm with you. Obviously, we're kidding. But, yeah, apparently today in South Australia, they will be putting a halt on sushi fish. It's always important what they replace the thing with, you know? It's like banning petrol cars if there's not enough, like, clean energy to charge electric cars. What are they going to replace the sushi fish? It does not say.

I think it'll be the sushi packets. Sushi bottle. in store where you apply some soy sauce before you leave? But I mean... Because the rice is very absorbent. It will hold the sauce for you. It'll be so soggy by the time you get it back

to your office and sit down at your desk and all the sushi, like the soy sauce sauce is running around. What do the Japanese do? Because I'm sure they're not running a sushi fish every time they have sushi. I reckon sushi fish. You reckon? I reckon.

Will it encourage more people to have, if like Ella, who has sushi every day, would it encourage you to have a little bottle of soy sauce at your desk? Absolutely. But I'm also thinking about it. If they're on the banning of the fish thing, they should get rid of the plastic container that you're saying. Yeah.

And they should get rid of the little plastic, you know, they got that little plastic thing of seaweed in there, that little jagged piece of fake seaweed. Yeah. If we're going like a little bit, we're in full yards. Yeah, can't we get rid of the other plastics before we get rid of the fun plastics? Come on, man. That's such a good point.

You know? Yeah. You know what plastics we should get rid of? For what? You know when you go to supermarkets and they've wrapped fruit in bloody plastic? Why are you doing that? Yeah, stop putting my telegraphed cucumber in a plastic sleeves. That plastic should go before sushi fish.

Creach, what's that doing for the environment? You know, when they put it in a little container and then wrap it with a bunch of plastic? Get rid of that. Yeah, yeah. We don't need that. If it means I can keep my sushi fish. Yeah. What about, you know, when you buy lollies and you, so there's plastic, obviously, you open the lollies.

and then within the plastic, there's plastic encompassing the one little lolly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Get rid of that. Get rid of that, baby. I'll take the risk of it being contaminated. I'll take the risk. You too.

No, I'm not going to read that text. ZD.N's Brent. Please welcome to the show, Instagram, celebrity, Facebook, superstar, YouTube Colossus and Failed podcaster. It's Jordan. How-to- Dad Watson. Ho-Aid!

Ho-A! Whoa. That's the best intro ever. You can't win them all, Jordan. you can't win them all. It was my partner in crime, you know. He was the flop, to be honest. Yeah, yeah.

Who was the, yeah, who was the defying factor at all that? Hey, hey, hey, let's not point fingers. We're not here to talk about our former podcast. We're here to talk about Jordan's efforts to raise a million dollars for kids can. Tell us about it, Jordan. Hey, you guys may have heard last year because I was harping on about it everywhere towards the end of the... No, when did we do it? Halfway through last year.

We played handball for two. 24 hours straight to raise money for kids can. Kids can support Kiwi kids living in hardship. We all know. I don't want to go into too many details, but we all know there's a heap of kids in New Zealand that are struggling, heading to school without food in their lunchbox.

And so we help out kids can. We raised half a million dollars last year. Wow. So this year we thought, why not double it? We're doing it again. We're going for double, and the only way we can do that is to get as many, we didn't do this last year.

We're getting as many schools throughout New Zealand to sign up, create a fundraising page and start playing handball through the whole month of October and do that classic fundraising that Kiwi kids are awesome at. Mate, it is a great way to do it, just palm off the extra work to everyone else. I think it's smart. Yeah, I'm 24 hours just going to find a nice spot, you know, maybe goes...

Yeah, yeah, take it easy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, good. Put your feet up. Yeah, exactly, why not? Having you on our show at this time is very strategic because we're hoping to catch any teachers who are in the car on the way home from a hard day at work or any parents who are active in the school community

who might get in there and go, hey, we should get behind this. So Jordan, if those people are listening right now and they want to, what, put a handball team together to help raise some money for kids can, what do they got to do? Look, I'll speak directly to their heart right now. They will roll their eyes at the idea of a fundraiser

where the kid is to print off a piece of paper and find grandma and write her detail down and their grandma writes. We're not doing that. It's all technology. Kidscanball.org. . . Sign your school up. You get a fancy page and then all the kids go home, their parents sign them up. And whatever the kids can fundraise throughout the month of October, that goes to your overall school tally. There's leaderboards. It's going to be a fun interactive website. So basically, we need every school throughout New Zealand to sign up. Then your fundraise, your play handball throughout the whole month of October. And then the end of October is when I come in and try and play 24 hours and we'll

try and hit that goal of a million dollars. What a fantastic idea, mate, and something that's so important. You know, there's kids out there that just need food for their lunchboxes or basic things like school books and things like that. So I think you're doing a fantastic job. Do you know what school you're going to be doing your handball at for the 24 hours yet? We have a very big epic location of where we're doing the 24 hours. I'm not allowed to tell you right now.

But, but, and just my last. The beehives on top of the Skytower. No, no, because the ball, you know, it's not going to fall off. Christopher Luxem's house. No, controversial. Look, everyone listening right now knows an auntie or a mum who's a teacher. Just hit them up, let them know. Kipscanball.org.n.com.org.n.

And sign your school up, make that page, and then you're all locked in ready for October. You'll find all the details on Jordan's Instagram page, too. If that's easier, you can search how-to-dad, NZ. Because Jordan's breaking news, spoiler alert, he is how-to-dad. They're the same guy. They're the same guy. What? Crazy.

I know. The amount of people that think my real name is howl is just ridiculous. I thought it was Korean or something. How to, Dad. Jordan Watson, best of luck. We're getting right in behind you for Kids Can Ball. Good on you, mate. I appreciate your time, legends.

Thank you very much. ZD.M.'s Bree and Clint podcast. The T. Live from L.A. with Dean, Sydney, Sweeney has been getting some bad press over the last couple of months and this story might be adding to that. Who is she currently dating? What are the rumours? The rumour in Hollywood is that she is dating Scooter Braun.

Now, Scooter Braun, for everyone playing at home, he is the talent manager of Justin Bieber, Ariana Grande, Debbie Levado. And he is, of course, the arch-nomessess of Taylor Swift. And she is the one that made him most famous because of, you know, when he bought her catalogue of music, rah, rah, rah. But let me just tell you something about this situation. So, Sydney, for me now, you might be thinking. thinking, why would she date this guy?

Can I just say something? This is good for her career. He is one of the most well-connected and actually well-respected within the industry here in Hollywood, and he is the guy that can get anything to happen. He made Justin Bieber. He made Ariana Grande. Like, he's not, I know we, a lot of people don't like him

because of his association with Taylor, but actually in terms of his career, is it yes or no, a lot of people have moved, away from him in the last couple of years. I know Justin Bieber doesn't have him as a manager anymore. I'm pretty sure Ariana Grande ditched him. Like, he's kind of on the out, isn't he? He is definitely on the out.

Yeah, that's true. I think, yeah, he, yes, he is definitely on the out. I still think he probably has those relationships with, like, the top agents and stuff like that. You know what I mean? Like, he's still very much got his foot in the door. I don't know. I mean, it's a very surprised coupling.

It's a weird coupling to me. So what you're saying, Dean, is it's definitely true love. Get ready, this one's going to last the ages. She's going to last. She's going to go the distance. She's 27. He's 44. Creepy on his behalf.

I'll just say it. Yeah, weird. What a weird... I'd date him. You would? I'd date him. Yeah. Like, if he called me, if he heard and was like, hey, look, I'm actually thinking about

swinging the other way. What, are you into it? I'd like, yep. Yeah. Let's do it. Which is even crazy because Dean's, It would be even weirder. It'd be even creepier on his bar. Hey, no, and good on you, Dean, for using our radio platform to market yourself to scoot abroad.

It's brave. Some people would say that's opportunistic. We don't. We say brave. Yeah, we say very brave. Yeah, we stand with you. Next minute we don't hear from Dean and we just see him on TMZ. That's the T with Dean McCarthy.

The ZM Podcast Network. share a bank account with someone other than your partner. Yeah. I used to share a bank account with my mum. Okay. When I was a student in case I got in trouble. Oh, okay. Like when I was living away.

Because it used to be a lot harder to transfer money between accounts, right? And that way she could put money in it quickly for you. Yeah. Yeah, just in case. And you could beg for money. Uh-huh. It happened a few times. I love this text.

It says, me and my sister share a bank account so that I have more accountability so that I don't gamble. Interesting. So your sister can see if you've been gambling? Your sister's keeping you honest. Why is your sister holding you accountable? What power does she have over you? Maybe. Maybe you just feel guilty for letting your sister down.

Yeah, exactly. You know, you don't want to disappoint your sister. I'm so you don't gamble. Courtney's here. Hi, Courtney. Hi, Courtney. Hey, guys. How's it going?

Thank you. Your partner shares a bank account with someone other than you. Yeah, my partner shares a bank account with two of his siblings. Oh, what for? Well, they're younger, like 20 and 18. And it's just accountability for savings. So it's a two-de-fine account. If they want, they obviously just have to put their own money into it.

And if they want their own money out, they have to ring my partner and be like, hey, can they use some of my savings? So he has to approve anything they want to withdraw? Yeah. Your partner must be a trustworthy guy. Yeah, he definitely is. How old is your brother? Because you said the siblings are like 20 and 19. How old are your partner?

He's 28. Oh, okay, right. So he's a little bit older. God. Just a little. There's a bit of pressure on him. What if he wants to be the fun sibling for a change and buy, I don't know, some stupid car or something? Then he can steal their money out of their account.

No, because it's two factor. One of them has to approve it, right, Courtney? Yeah, yeah. That's how it is. Yeah. Oh, that's nice. What a good brother. Let's talk to Violet.

I know 800 dollars. Is it him? Hi, Violet. Hi, Violet. Hello. Hello. Tell us who, is it you that shares a bank account with someone other than your partner? It is. I, since probably

I was eight or nine, I shared a bank account with my mum because I was and still am very terrible with money. So it was kind of like my savings account. Yeah. Okay. But now that I have near two-year-old's son, it's now his account, so we both have to sign it to get the money out. Oh. And then you can be like, mum, your grandson's account is looking a little bit empty. Could you put some money in up, please? Did you say, like, you and your mum have to both sign it?

Yeah, so we both have to sign it for us to either one of us get it out or... I was thinking you and your son have to sign it, and I was like, how is a two-year-old going to co-sign? And what's he buying? Yeah. What's he into... Anything with wheels, like... Yeah, oh, yeah, classic.

For sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we're a car family, so any time he hears a V8, he'll just go, ram-rim. He'll get the checkbook. Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah, fair enough. Thanks, Violet. We appreciate it.

I have a bank account with four of my best friends. It's for our 50th. We put in $20 a fortnight. That is going to be so much fun. I wonder how close to 50 you guys are. Because if you're like eight or nine years away. Yeah, like how long away, yeah. That's going to be epic.

I'd love to know. This text is so good. It says, I set up an account for my goddaughter, who was my ex's cousin's little girl. I was all for putting 20 pound a week in for her when we were together. Then we split up. and I moved across the other side of the world to New Zealand. You bet I took out all that money and used it for Goon when travelling in Australia.

The account is still open as I can't close it from over here. You spent your partners... How much money was it? You spent your ex-partner's cousin's child's inheritance on Goon. How much? I need to know how much was spent on Goon. The people who are saving up for their 50th. They've texted in. They are 45.

Oh, so like five years of saving? So how much would that be? Should we do a little bit of math? Yeah, so there's four of them, four best friends. But we don't know how long they've been doing it for. No, but we know how much they'll have over the next five years. Well, let's just say. So 10 bucks a week, 20 a fortnight.

Yes. 10 times 52 is 500 times 5, 2 and a half grand each by the time they're 50 in there. Not bad. Not bad. All together, pretty good. Like when you put it all together, you could have a nice trip with that. Oh, what if there's 10 of them? Yeah.

Yeah. You know what I've always wanted to do? That's a lot of goon. Yeah, that is a lot of goon. That's a very good stripper. Have you guys seen the Barley Villas that you can get if you have enough people to go? No. Like if, let's say 15 people, right?

Or let's say 10 people. Yeah. Five couples. If you can organise that, the places you can get in Bali and you'll end up paying like three, maybe 300 bucks a night but you should see the places you can get this is sounding like a great radio promo should we do it should we do it it'll be like love island oh my god brian clint's love island it's everyone's already in a couple um we'll take a single for claudia take yeah claudia can pick out a few singles should we go you me ella thank you claudia and everybody else is

single and everyone is there to date claudia oh my gosh oh that's or we should all go and every like to come you have to be in a couple yeah but you don't your partner doesn't come oh yeah yeah yeah you know what I'm saying temptation island and Claudia is the temptation yeah and Claudia has to try and sway someone to break up with their partner I'm gonna kiss them all on the mouth yeah that's a good start I'm guys I'm gonna show you some of the villas. Guys, but Brie, we're forgetting the golden rule. What?

Couples who aren't married shouldn't go to Bali. Because of the Bali curse. And that's why you come... Because Claudia's there. No, and that's why you come without your partner. Correct. Oh my God, this is genius. Oh my God, it's genius.

And we call it the Bali curse. Yep. We call it the Bali cursed villa. The barley curse. Yes. Yeah. And Claudia is the curse. Text us on 966 if you would be key to come on that trip.

So you have to be in a relationship. Yes. But you can't bring your partner. Yeah, you have to be willing to come without your partner. Yeah. Because you can't come with your partner because you will be cursed. And Claudia will be there and she's single. Yeah.

I'm booking my massage. 9-6-9-6 if you're interested. And very randy. I'm going to show you guys some fillers in the break. You wait. Someone said my meditation circle is getting a place just like the one Bree is talking about. How good. Namaste.

It's ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast. Geez, a lot of interest in our Bali escape. What did we call it before? We called it the Bali Curse Villa. The Bali cursed villa. So because of the Bali curse, which says you can't go to Bali with your partner unless you're married, because you guys will break up. That's the Bali Curse.

We're proposing that we take a villa full of people who are in relationships, not married, but they can't bring their partner with them. Yeah, and it's a great excuse. if you've been itching for a holiday without your partner. Yeah. There will be, obviously, there needs to be a bit of tension. So there'll be constant temptation from our single producer, Claudia. Yeah.

Someone texts in and said, technically, I can come because I have a partner, but I'm gay. So good luck tempting me, Claudia. Hey, never stopped me before. Claudia's response was, what kind of gay? Man gay or lady gay? Much easier if they're lady gay. And then she started singing. Hold on.

Then she said, call me Tina, because I'm a turn-up. I was actually thinking that. I just didn't say it out loud. Oh, la-la. That's not a challenge for Claudia. It's man-gay. That is a challenge. That is a challenge.

That's an even bigger challenge. She'll get her stockings on. They're not my words, so please don't be offended. Wait, what is it? The 1950s? Yes, Sabrina Carpenter's bringing back, the sexy stockings. I will never wear stockings again. do a little dance of jazz hands cordia?

That's hot. What have the stockings got to do with anything? They're sexy. Ella was saying, yeah, like to lure the gay men in. Is that what gay guys are into? Well, that's what I'm just saying. You can put on something not. She's just making sure that we know that I have no game.

Right, okay. Guys, it was a joke that you really just honed in on. No, I liked it. I got it. I don't know what Clint was about to say. So don't be offended, but. Oh. Yeah, move on.

The gays find you disgusting. Oh, who told you that? Women. What? Lady gays. Yeah, no, man gays. Oh, no, I mean, depends. What?

I'm just saying it's the ultimate challenge. It would be the ultimate challenge. Why is it weird? I don't know. Should we play how many next? Okay. Okay. Oh, yeah.

On the relationship topic, you must have been in a long-term relationship at some stage in your life. At least once. To be able to play how many today. Yeah. That's what you need. A ZM's Brinkland podcast How many? How many? How many? That's a good amount.

This is the game How Many, where we ask you how many you have of a certain thing, and if you have the most, you win the game. That's how it works. What is the topic today? How many X's do you have? Oh. Past relationships, past lovers, would you say? We've quantified this. we've decided that for it to count,

it has to be a relationship, a committed relationship of six months or more. Yeah, so it had to have lasted six months plus. Boyfriend, girlfriend, girlfriend, girlfriend, boyfriend, boyfriend. Melissa, you ever had a boyfriend or a girlfriend before? Yeah. That means you can play, Melissa. Nice.

We're going to start with you, Melissa. Can you please disclose to us how many exes you have? Oh, no. Oh no. Oh no. We're losing Melissa. Melissa, can you move around a little bit? Oh.

Oh. Can you hear me? Melissa. We can hear you. Can you shake it? Come on. You sourcing links. Okay.

How many exes, Melissa? Xes. I've had five. Five? Five? Yeah. Five X's of six months or more. No.

Are you currently in a long-term relationship married? Yeah, I'm married. She's married. God, didn't take you long, Melissa? No I think 20 No Oh this line is so bad

She would have been like No no no No no no no yes No no no no yes Five X's Yeah you're right Yeah on the six one Six times a charm

Before we lose you Melissa You need to pick the person You think you've got more exes then Is it Bree Claudia Ella or myself Clint Alice She did just get married I did just get married correct

And she's the youngest But she's a bit of a flusy Oh yeah What does that mean I don't know what that means I'll take it Melissa are you going to go with Ella Yeah I'm going to go with Ella

Okay I think that's smart Let's reveal our numbers Brie how many Xs do you have I have nine X's. Nice. And I double counted. I counted and then I went back and made sure.

Nice. Nine, okay. Nine. Well, good on you. Lucky Melissa didn't choose you. Claudia, how many X's? She would have won if she'd chosen me. I have one.

One X. Oh no. X's, some I say. Kaland? You would have won if you chose me. I have two Xers. Okay And then Ella

I have None None You've never dated anyone Longer than six months Other than Ryan I like this guy for two years in uni But he was a ding-dong

So that doesn't count You guys weren't exclusive No No And then I dated my friend In year nine for a day But that doesn't count Did you marry your first boyfriend?

I did Wow Do I have a lot of exes? No I think that's normal Does that just mean I'm desirable? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good at relationships.

It just means you've lived a life. Maybe I'm, yeah, an expert when it comes to date. You're an expert. Hey, Melissa, you did it. You picked the right person. We've got 50 KFC chicken dollars for you. Well done. Yay, thank you.

You're going, you Mel. And here's hoping you don't get any more exes, unless you want to. Are you talking to me? No, Mel. Yeah. I felt like you were talking to me. Well, both of you, really, unless you want to. No, I've got enough, I think.

Yeah. Good on you, Mel. Play ZDems, Bree and Clint. Please welcome to the show from the latest season of Taskmaster. It's Paxa Sadi. Hooray! Or, otherwise known as, the diversity hire. Yes. You and me both, mate.

Yeah, mate. The brown one, the Lezo one. Do me, do me. You're just true blue, lovely white man. That's what I'm. I was going to say. Truly lovely white dad. Yeah.

I'm actually the odd one out in this show. I'm the minority. Yeah, you are. Even in this moment, you're the minority. He reminds us all the time. Give me funding. Give me space to say something. We've asked every Taskmaster contestant

and the Taskmaster himself, actually, that have come in here this season and we're going to ask you to Pax Society. I need a pee so bad. Yes. You need a pee so bad? You better answer this quickly then. Who's your least favorite member of this season?

Jack Adset. That's what the taskmaster said. I said to listen to Bree, yesterday. I've never seen a man who needs to win more. You can see it in his eyes. You're quite chill. I think Bree's just happy to be there. Jack, you can see it in his eyes.

He needs to win. I was quite keen to just go home. I was like, I'm tired. I want my bed. I think at a certain point, we're all just like, can we wrap this up? And Jack's like, no, we will stay to the death. Three points.

What do you mean? Yeah, Jack, I mean, it's a symptom of not having much going on. in your life. Totally. Which, you know, this is a big deal for him. For people like Bree and I who are, you know, successful hosts of successful television shows, we're just there, you know, make up some numbers. Charity work for you, right?

Charity work, make some cash. I wish that was the case for me. No, it's not the case for me. I was very excited to be on shows. It was good. If you win it, if you win the whole thing, and you receive the Jeremy Wells golden head. Yes. Where are you putting it?

Yeah, would it be displayed in your house? Or do you have a wife like mom? which we would say we're not displaying that get over yourself yeah yeah yeah i have a wife like you have we have the same wife people don't know this yeah who married her first Clint yeah i was kind of like a like a world vision like like a charity thing sponsor a husband right oh i've seen this show brother wives i thought you meant the same type of wife are you actually married to my wife yeah man it's full on wow she said she was at Pilates scheduling is real intense that's what she's nickname

Paxes. Yeah, Pilates. It's so flexing. Is this family radio? Is this radio for everyone? Yeah, it is. Yeah, awesome. Yeah, this is your first and last time in this show.

I think we're eluding enough. We have a challenge for you before you leave. We make every comedian that comes on our show do this. We have a game on our show called, Can I get a? Hello. The game is very simple, Pax. We will call a randah. business and the only words you're allowed to say are can I get her and we're looking for

them to say hi yeah so I can't prompt them in any way with other words no but you can repeat you can repeat yourself yep until you get there the bar is high and the only person who's ever succeeded in this game is Bree I've got I've got it twice I don't know how some of New Zealand's finest comedians have failed in this game can you give me some pointers seeing as your your double success can you give me some pointers I I think they're either going to know it or they're not. So if they do know it, the way you say, can I get her? Gives them a huge indication.

Exactly. If you come in live. If you're like, can I get her? Yeah, you need to lead them. Today, Paxasadi, you will be calling Paxinsafe. Also known as Pekinsave. Which branch? Glenn Innes.

Oh, yeah. Good afternoon. Paxon Save. Glenn Ines. Iden speaking. Can I get her? Hello. Can I get her?

Huh? One more. Can I get her? Please, just say it. Just do it. Yeah. Just do it. Hello, can I help you?

Can I get her? Yeah. We can let it go. We can let her go. Oh, so close. It was so close. close. She's cutting off the front bit.

Oh no. She's cutting off the hole and she's going, yeah. It was so close. Oh my God. I'm going to say that's the best anyone's ever done. Can I get a half point? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We'll give it to you. Just like Tasmasters. It puts you in second place. Bree's in first. You're in second. Let's go, baby. And you know who's in last? Jack and Z.

And he's so mad about it. You can see Pax on Taskmaster New Zealand tonight with Bree and Jack and Jackie Van Beak and Alice Sneddon. It's fantastic and yeah, get amongst. Great to see you, Packs. Good to see you. ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast.

Bad news, guys. Have you heard, have you guys bloody heard what fashion item is apparently now on the out? No. Because what have we lost? We lost ankle socks. RAP. We lost skinny jeans.

RIP. We lost side parts. RAP. We lost. What else do we lose? You have successfully transitioned out of all three of those things over the last three years. It wasn't easy.

Yeah, I know, but look at you now. Yeah. Positively thriving. So maybe it's not a bad thing. You know? Yeah, I mean, there is some good. I don't know if I'm on board this one. And I reckon you still pop your ankle socks on to sneak around the house

when no one's looking. When I walk the dogs. Yeah. Just to remember the good old days, you know. Guys. Another one. Another fallen. A fashion soldier.

Another fallen fashion soldier indeed. And in this case... Leggings. Oh. Tights. Exercise tights. Yoga pants. Lula lemons.

Gorn. What? Yes, producer Ella, are you happy about this? I am actually because one, uncomfortable and two, you just never find the right undies to wear with them. What are you talking about? So, see you later. I don't wear any undies. I have a question.

Is it leggings as fashion or leggings as function? Can I still wear them at the gym? No. They're on the out. So here, listen to this. What's my alternative? Shorts. How long have leggings dominated our wardrobes? I reckon two decades.

Well, I reckon minimum 10. Two decades. There was a big active wear movement about 10 or 12 years ago. But apparently the young folks say, Nah, we're wearing those less and less. Yeah, what is the alternative? So, wait, do you want to hear this statistic? It's quite interesting.

So apparently there was some actual research done on this where they found that in 2022, leggings were responsible for 46.9% of athleisure bottoms. Okay. Of bottoms specifically. So basically one and every two. Bottoms purchase was a pair of gym leggings. Yeah, it is.

Hell of a lot. In 2025, that figure has dropped to 38%. That's a huge drop. That's big. They're down to one and three, close to. So there's the New York Times, Wall Street Journal, and the business of fashion have also declared that leggings are no longer cool. Pour one out for the leggings.

We need to. Do you remember years ago? You guys got me a pair of leggings. Lulu lemons. Lulu lemons. I didn't wear them because they weren't high-waisted enough. Because I wanted, I was actually quite furious about this. I said I wanted to experience what it was like

because I reckon that's half the joy is how it covers your tummy. And that's how people enjoy wearing them. It is lovely. And you got me low-cut leggings, low-cut men's leggings. You know what people would do for a free pair of leggings? Well, I've got a pair that can have them. They're still in my drawer. basically unworn.

Ungrateful, I tell you. Anyway, they're on the way out. Yeah, no, you can't wear them anymore. And when I read this article, I was like, well, what are we bloody wearing? Yeah, great, great point. You know, what are we wearing? What's the alternative?

So apparently, according to this, oversized track pants, cargoes, straight-legged trousers, and parachute pants are in. Parachute pants. To the gym? To the gym. I've seen people wear jeans.

And specifically, wait. Did you say you've seen people wear jeans? I've seen there was a group of people and all of them were wearing jeans and they were lifting weights. A group. You can't be serious. And there's people wearing crocs and cargo pants on the treadmills. What kind of gym are you going to?

The cheap one. Oh my God. We go to the same gym. Have you seen the adorable old man that walks the treadmills and he wears a full, like, button up business. It's so cute It's adorable Not appropriate for the gym though

Not appropriate It'd be so hot What about just wearing nothing You can't wear anything That's a ridiculous suggestion Yeah that's crazy You can't wear a baggy trouser on a treadmill What if you get sucked in?

Well just make sure you don't No but that was one of the options Was cargo pants Yeah Do you want to see because I've looked I've looked it up These are the type of pants That I'm guessing they're talking about

This is a parachute pant Oh right okay Girls, can you see that? Not a parachute pant as we know it. Not quite an M.C. Hammer pants. I'd call it like a sport track suit pant. Yes, it's a loose straight leg pant. No, this should have been predicted, though, because skinny jeans were out.

What's all so tight on you? Yeah. But they're so functional. It's the silhouette that's in fashion, isn't it? I'm not going to lie. I have been thinking, I'm actually quite excited about this news because every time I put my tides on, I feel like I can see my arse.

sagging deeper and deeper. Didn't you just invest big money in those scrunchy bum ones? Ones that have the bunching around the butt crack? I could never wear them because you had to have a bum to be able to wear those. I thought they were bum creating. I thought it they gave the illusion of bum.

I think you've got something, Bree. No, not... Put them on, we'll see. Turn around. Stop trying to make me put on the scrunchy bum time. Yeah, go on, girl. I'll see what you're working with. I'll report you again to HR. We want to ask this question. What is the thing that is

out of fashion, like leggings, like skinny jeans, like ankle socks, that you just refuse to give up. And you're like, I don't care what the trends are, I'm going to wear it anyway. I'll go to the grave in my Because you know what I've

realised recently is you rock a side part? No, men's side part is very different. How is it different? How is it different? I've read, I read somewhere literally last week that the men's middle part is in, I feel a bit

of a fashion makeover coming on. Who wants to give Clint a middle part? I grew up with a middle part. You want to see that again? You have a more side part than I ever did. You're going to look like that mammoth from Ice Age if you do a middle part.

I'm going to look like a young Leonardo DiCaprio. That is Franklin. The leggings are no more. And I know that might be shocking if you're hearing it for the first time right now, especially if you're a millennial, and that's what you've worn pretty much most days of your life for the last 20 years. But apparently, no longer cool.

I would say we're at the very early stages of their death. Like the death takes a long time to roll through. According to the New York Times, they're dead. But that's with the cutting edge. But according to actual statistics of the amount of leggings bought, they're in decline. They've been on the decline since 2022. So we want to know what's the fashion item that even if it is deemed to not be cool anymore, You will not give up.

Natalia is here. Hi, Natalia. Hi, Natalia. Well, first of all, I'm crying for the jiggings that I'm wearing right now. Jiggings, even. Oh, the good old jigging. Skinny jeans, leggings combo. I'm 29, but I've owned the same waistcoat since I was 11.

What? Yeah. Were you a giant 11-year-old, or you were a small 29-year-old? I'm probably always been small So it's still fit And I was wearing it last night And I will not get that home A waistcoat like a card dealer at a casino

Yeah Only it's made out of denim Oh okay Oh so it's a denim waistcoat You know who would love that Producer Claudia Would love to get her hands on that I will never give it up

It was given to me by my cousin She bought it from Supri Oh wow And it's gel-fat. Vintage. It's 20-year-old Vintage Supri. Not for you, Claudia. Hands off, Claudia.

No matter how much you try. She just loves anything without sleeves. Thanks, Natalia. She gets like a box to a flame. Let's go to Robin. I know $800 at him. Hi, Robin. Hi, Robin.

Hi, how are you? We're good, Robin. You don't care about the trend. You don't care if it's out of fashion. What are you not giving up? My skinny jeans. Oh, you can't give them up, Robin. No way.

So I tried over the weekend with a pair of not skinny jeans and I couldn't stand them, they were too baggy. Good for you, Robin. I say go with what you like. Yeah, that's dead right. You're not alone either. We're getting so many texts similar to that opinion. Someone said skinny jeans and leggings for me forever.

I look fat and short in baggy jeans. Yeah. That's how I feel too. You know, wear what you feel good in. I love this one. It says gym tight lovers. a gym tights lover right here. Baggy pants or cargo pants

would not absorb any lower body sweat properly. And I'm sticking with my ankle socks as well, thanks. Cannot do crew socks over gym tights. Barrel jeans can F-ride off as well. If sweat-wicking is your issue, you could run a pair of tights underneath the cargo pants. You know?

Double layer that shit. That would just welcome chafing into the equation, I think. I ain't given up my ankle socks, My ankles are my thinnest feature. Yeah, good. See? And you know that about yourself. That's what our friend Maddie Maclean says.

He wears a very skinny gene. And he goes, my thighs and buns are my best feature. Yeah. How am I meant to show them off in a pair of begging jeans? What about this one? It says, I never have and never will do trendy. I'm 46 and wearing a pair of black Levi's cargo pants. Black and white Reebok classics.

Kenworth Cap and a recently purchased, and I recently purchased. a white knitted jumper, which I'm currently wearing right now, reduced from 70 bucks to 25 from farmers. I hate to break it to that person. But they actually sound very cool. You're actually what you've described. Very trendy.

You're accidentally, incredibly on trend. Like to a tea. Like if I saw you in the strait, like that person's like cool. What do they say? Even a broken clock is right twice a day. The fashion cycle has come around. to you. Exactly.

It has found you. It's met you at where you are. We asked you what's the fashion item you'll never give up, even if it's uncool. Someone said, I'm never going to wear high-wasted pants. Oh no, I'm never giving up my high-wasted pants.

You will not catch me flopping my muffin top over a pair of low-rise pants. No, thank you. I stand with that person. Like, I'm never going back to low-waisted. I'm never going back. You can't force me. Flopping my muffin top is such a good descriptive use of words.

Someone said, apparently skinny jeans are making a comeback, FYI. Have you heard that? They eventually will come back yet. They eventually will. Of course they will. Doesn't mean you have to hold on to them. Like, you can get a fresh pair when they come back. Yeah.

Free up some room in your wardrobe. Retire these ones and get a freshie. At the end of the day, fashion is cyclical. Don't get caught up in the super fast fashion trends. No. There's no way. It'll be like a rat on a wheel. And wear what makes you feel good, right?

Yeah, wear what makes, yeah, you look good and feel good. That's all that matters. Unless it's ankle socks and skinny jeans. Ew, yuck. And get in the bed. Just kidding. ZD.N. We were just talking before about the fashion that you will never give up even if it's uncool.

Someone texted and said, hey, guys, I've got a brown jacket with a fluffy trim. I've got it from Wild Pear in the year 2000, and I still wear it. Yeah, nice. Good on you. And they're back in. Are they? Yeah? Yeah.

Brown jacket with the fluffy collar. Uh-huh. Yeah, see, hold on to it long enough. You never know. Comes back. Hey, we will have a double pass to Doja Cat up for grabs before 6 o'clock. First person threw an 0800 dials at in when you hear us play a doja cat song. It's going to score that free double to see her at Spark Arena.

We're free and cleanse. All I want through my birthday is the birthday banger. But first, birthday banger time. Number one songs when you turn 16. Who we got first? Tash is here. Hi, Tash. Hi, Tash.

Hey, guys. What have you been doing today, Tash? Um, not much working, then took the dog for a walk, um, and just going home now. Delightful. Sounds lovely. Hey, what's your date of birth? It's 21st of April, 1999. All right.

That means you was 16 in the year 2015. And on that exact date, this was number one. Was Khalifa and Charlie Puth, see you again? I like this. Yeah. The song for Paul Walker. when he passed away. This was number one around the world.

This Charlie Puth's biggest song, eh? He'll never top it. Do you like it, Tash? I love it. I love it. Oh, good Tash. Sad to Charlie Puth. He'll never top it.

No, well, he won't. You know? You don't know. He can make a big comeback. No, I know. That song there, and that's not shade to Charlie Puth. That's just me saying

how big I know that song was. That was the biggest song of 2015. Guaranteed. Oh, absolute monster. You know? No doubt about it. It's like it's like Guy Sebastian. Battle Scars. That's his song. That's his, and it was enormous. It's been a long day. Yeah, tune. Yeah, yeah.

Okay, uh, let's do a birthday banger for Violet. Who's going to do their partner Andrew's birthday banger? Hi, Violet. Hello. How long have you and your partner Andrew been together? We've been here for just over six years. Oh, lovely. and engaged I'm still waiting

Yeah, okay Andrew, if you're listening right now Get on your bike, mate She's literally doing your birthday banger, brother, what more do you want? She's not going to wait around forever, Andrew Do you want her doing some other bloke's birthday beggar Andrew? Is that what you want?

Because she will. She will, she won't, but she would, she could We'll invite her back tomorrow. She might, see? Yeah, she could. Violet, what's Andrew's day to birth? Not that he deserves it. The 28th of the night

The night? Yeah, night month of 1994. Right, that means Andrew was 16 in 2010. And on his 16th, this was number one. Oh, D'Rike Anglicious. Oh, it's a good birthday banger. Oh, yeah, like it's a good first dance, wouldn't it that song? That's a great bop.

Your fan, Violet? He is a fan. He's a fan. So as a two-year-old in the back seat. Yeah, nice. Oh, cute. Wait, there's a child as well? Jesus Christ, Andrew. Pull finger.

She might get together with Enrique and Glaciers. You never know. Let's do Poppy's birthday banger. Hi, Poppy. Hi, Poppy. Kilda, guys. What have you been doing today, Poppy? I've just been at school, and then I went out for coffee with my girlfriend.

Oh, fun. I like that. for a Monday. Hey, what's your date of birth? My birthday is the 6th of August 2008. All right, that means you were 16, Poppy, last year. And on the 6th of August last year, this was number one.

Oh, let's get it, Poppy. Hick, yeah, Charlie, Xie, X and Billy Irish. That was huge. You into it, Poppy? Love it. Absolutely love it. That's a

Great one. Just going to text it. Thanks, wait there, probably. We've got to make a decision. Someone texted and said, Andrew, if you get your birthday banger, you will ask her to marry her on the air. I'm headed.

Poor Andrew. He's driving home. He's like, oh, I don't know. What an ass with his shit? I haven't organised a ring. He's getting it, though. From me, he's getting his birthday banger. What's he getting?

Enrique Iglesias. Oh, well, it's not see you again for me. Between I like it, Enrique, and guest show. You know what? I stand with Violet. We've got to go in Re-K and Glacius. And Andrew, pull your finger out, mate.

Is Andrew there? Yeah, he is. Oh, put him on. Put him on for a second. Andrew? Andrew. Hello? Hey, what are you doing, son?

What are you doing, bro? Organise it. Oh, you know, I've just got a few other rings to buy first for the classic car that I've got. Priorities, Andrew. Priorities, you know. Got to keep them in the right order. Somehow you've made the situation worse, I reckon, Andrew. Anyway, congratulations.

You've won birthday banger today. Oh, awesome. Thank you. Sweet is. Here it is. And also, congratulations to Enrique, announced that his wife is pregnant again. Anna Konakoba. so this is for him

and Andrew and Anna Kornikova on ZM ZM's Brie and Clint podcast Enrique Iglesias and Pitbull on ZM

Brian Clint It's a birthday banger for Andrew courtesy of Violet I've never been more jealous of a man than Enrique Anglosis. Because, oh, Doge Cat. He's married to Anacono Cova.

Anna Concova, sorry, yeah. I'm thinking about Doja Cat for the next thing. For a second thing, I thought you were jealous of him because he got to do that song with Pitbull. That too. Play ZDM's Brian Clint on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from three on ZM.