ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 20th April 2021

Episode Date: April 20, 2021

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Are we over that intro for the podcast? Yeah, a little bit. Yeah, me too. I'm more over the dolphin, I think. Oh, no, the dolphin's like, I would have got rid of the dolphin ages ago, but it's in our banner on our Facebook page. Yeah, can we change it out for something else?

What goes first, the dolphin banner or the dolphin sound effect? That's right, everything's fluid. Everything should be constantly reviewed. Oh, I've some some baby news so yes maggie got weighed the other day that's my new daughter by the way if you um are not familiar with the inner workings of my family we had a baby her name's maggie she's three weeks old when she was born she was 3.3 kilos they weighed her the other day like a prized fish they They came around with the scales. They weigh them about once a week.

And in three weeks, she's put on 700 grams. That's pretty good, isn't it? Yeah, it's massive. Yeah. I think as a percentage, that's like a quarter of her total body weight maybe. Almost. Almost a quarter, yeah. Maggie loves the tit.

Loves the tit. Loves it. Big on the tit. Which that's such a good sign when they're younger too because that's like one of the biggest worries is when they're not eating, right? They've got to gain weight. They've got to gain weight.

They lose a little bit of weight. They're meant to lose a bit in the first week and then they're meant to go straight up. But you imagine putting on a quarter of your own body weight in three weeks. No, it's happened to me before. You think about like just how much you'd be... Happens for you that'd be like putting on like 10 kilos yeah good nice nice i'll take that yeah yeah so did there that means i would weigh 50 kilos 50 god in total

after the after the 10 uh yeah i was gonna, wouldn't it mean I weighed 40 to start with? Well, plus 10. God, I can't even remember the last time I weighed 50 kilos. I can't remember the last time I weighed myself. I have actually been weighing myself quite a lot because I have been weighing Whitney. You've broken our golden rule. Oh, you broke our golden rule. What's the golden rule?

No scales in the house. You and I talked about this. They're not my scales, but I've been having to weigh Whitney. Get rid of them. My puppy. Why have you got to weigh her? Oh, because to check. Because you're interested.

Same as a baby. Yeah. You've got to check that they're not too fat. She's all right now, though. What? The dog. It's a small dog anyway. No, well, I had to weigh her the other day because she was on steroids.

Oh, all right. I'm just saying it's a slippery slope mate having scales in your house, you become obsessed with it. Makes me feel bad when I, because I have to weigh myself first and then I have to weigh myself holding her. That's how you check how much they weigh. Ah, is that how you do it? Yeah.

And then when I'm standing there holding her, I'm like, Jesus! Not good. Have you seen those things called smart scales? And they sink to your fitbit? No, Jesus. Not good. Have you seen those things called smart scales? No. And they sync to your Fitbit? No, thanks. I know, it's too much.

No, thank you. A Fitbit. I think we should invent different things. I've come up with a few. A Fatbit? No, a Sitbit, which encourages you to sit down more. And my favorite idea, and I think I'm going to make this one, a Shitbit. No.

Which tracks your shitting habits. I think that's a great idea. Tell me it's not a good idea. People sometimes need to know how regular they are. Here's the issue. It's all about gut health. That is not an entire invention in itself. It's an app.

You should just get an app for it. And just add it into the Fitbit. The Fitbit should have a function that does sit bit and shit bit. Sell it to Fitbit. Stop taking my ideas and putting it the Fitbit. The Fitbit should have a function that does sit-bit and shit-bit. Sell it to Fitbit. Stop taking my ideas and putting it with Fitbit. Couldn't you just have another separate calendar in the kitchen, like next to your couple's one?

It could be a shitting calendar. I've already got that. It's in my phone. Maggie, the baby, could have a tit-bit. So she knows how many times she's been on the tit each day. The worst part is that no one would buy it because it's for babies. Yeah, right. If babies want to track their tit habits. Except for DJ Carl. Baseball players The worst part is that no one would buy it Because it's for babies Yeah right If babies want to track their ted habits

Except for DJ Carl Baseball players could have a mit bit So they could remember where they put their baseball mit Oh you know what Horses could have a what bit A bit bit What about People who want to party

And get real loose on Lit Bit? Lit Bit. That's good. That's genius. That's good shit. You know, there is actually an app. I was going to talk about it on the show, but Clint was away, so I didn't want to waste it.

Can we still talk about the show? Nah, fuck it. We're burning content, baby. Let's go. There is actually an app where you can track you um you track your shitting habits right well thanks for saving that for me yeah you're welcome it knows it's going off kids at school could have a nit bit so they could count how many no we're past we're past that we're past that um you know who uses it you know producer ellie her boyfriend apparently uses it yeah

what it's called he would would. Her and her boyfriend, Ellie, if you're listening, love you. Her and her boyfriend are very toilet focused in their relationship. That's cool. Let me just see. I wrote it down. Hold on.

I'm sure everyone is wanting to know what... Oh no, I just wrote poop app. I didn't write what it was called. Google it, you'll find it. Google it, you'll find it. Yeah. Remember that trend that was around for a while and there was all those videos convincing you that you should get a stool to go to the go number twos

and you put your feet up on the stool? They're like, it'll open your colon more. Well, isn't that in Asian communities? The squat. The squat. They all squat. Yeah. I went to a public toilet

In Japan one time When I was over there Yeah And you walk in And it's just Two blocks And then next to a hole Yeah

And you have to stand on the blocks And then It flushes it all into the hole Speaking of which I saw a lady going to the toilet On the side of the road This morning On the street up the road

From my house She was hanging This is a real story. It's just come back to me. She was hanging her butt out the side of her Suzuki Swift and she was on the roadside. So she was pulled over to the side of the road, but she was on the roadside

not the footpath side and she was going toilet out of her car. Ones or twos? I saw a big puddle so it was at least ones. I wasn't sticking around to find out. Yeah, man. Why wouldn't you just open your door and sit in the part where people can't see you? She was outside a cafe. Why wouldn't you just go in and use the toilet in the cafe?

She needed to go. Nah. I don't mean to be judgmental, but she looked like the person who would not have a problem. You bloody men always piss everywhere. It's about time we took some of that bloody power back and we start pissing everywhere, Anastasia. There's some law that says that pregnant women can't be charged for public urination. Really?

Oh my God, that's unreal. And then there's some really old school law that says that men are allowed to urinate on, I think it's the rear passenger wheel of a vehicle. Like if they have to, that's the designated wheel. Why would they wee on a wheel? Well, yeah, I don't know. A wee wheel. Yeah.

That's where dogs wee. Dogs wee wherever they want. Yeah, that's true. But have you noticed dogs wee, boy dogs especially, wee on wheels of cars? Do girl dogs cock a leg or do they have to back up? Some girl dogs do, but most girl dogs do the squat. Just like girls. Just like humans.

The squat. At the side of a Suzuki Swift. Yeah. All right. Well, it's time for Bree's favorite bit of the podcast, the dolphin. Yay. Double dolphin. Okay, Bree.

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Hey Siri When are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in 5 4 3 2 1 Kia ora everybody Bree and Clint That's good news and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one.

Kia ora everybody. Brie and Clint. That's good news there from Petra. What? Life expectancy's gone up. Has it? We're going to make it into our 80s.

That's good, eh? I thought, oh, I thought we were already meant to. Well, men have just cracked 80. Oh.

Women, you guys are like 82 and a half or something. God, what are you going to do with the two and a half years without us? What would you be happy with? Ooh, what's a good innings?

Yeah. Ooh, I wouldn't be happy with 80. You wouldn't be happy with that? No, if everything's still functioning. Like if I'm still able to do my stuff. What do you mean by that? Well, you know, if I'm not being... Viagra.

Yeah, that's what I mean. Right. No, that know, if I, you know, if I'm not, if I'm not being, Viagra. Yeah, that's what I mean. Right. No, that's not what I mean. I don't know. I feel like, I don't know. Hey, it's not about, hey, it's,

it's about quality, not quantity. You just said you wouldn't be happy with 80. No, I've changed my mind. No, I've changed my mind. I'd be happy with a, I reckon 80's good.

80? You'd be done by 80? No, I wouldn't be done. I think I'd be happy with a... I reckon 80's good. 80? You'd be done by 80? No, I wouldn't be done. I think I'd be happy with 88. Yeah, right. I'll ask you the same question when you're 87. Okay. If we're still doing this show.

I was done ages ago. I was going to say, if the stats are anything to go by, you'll be long gone today on this show. We've got one more item to add to our cart. It's travel week. Do you know where the flights are to today? Did you see? I'm going to say I've heard somewhere tropical. I haven't seen.

I'm pretty sure it's somewhere tropical. Tropical? Yeah. Have we got a tropical place in our bubble? Judging from that, I can picture one place in Australia. Oh, I got it. I know, I got it. New Zealanders love it. Got it, got it, got it. Don know, I got it. New Zealanders love it. Got it, got it, got it.

But don't quote me on that because I didn't hear it. Get me a key ring from Warner Brothers Movie World. Yep. Right, okay. One more item to add to the cart

at four o'clock. Then if you know all five items and you can get through at five o'clock, you can win them all. That's right. But first,

if you want to win 50 bucks right now, you can call us 0800-DIALS-ZM and you can go head-to-head against someone else in Tradie v. Lady. Easy peasy. The Ladies are up by nine games for the year so far. I hear a lot about sadness.

Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus Lady. Right, the Tradies versus the Ladies so far this year. 32 wins for the Ladies, 23 to the tradies versus the ladies so far this year. 32 wins for the ladies, 23 to the tradies. All you need to do is beat out your opponent in a trivia-based quiz and you'll pick up 50 bucks. Emma today is our lady.

She's 24 and she is prone to fainting. Prone to fainting. That's what that says. Hi, Emma. Hi, Emma. Hey, how's it going? What do you faint at? I'm really prone to fainting when I see my own blood

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, so I cut my finger the other day making a bagel And I just had a continuous fainting spell No, that's horrible That's called something, isn't it, Emma? I have no idea I have no idea. I have no idea. I think it just runs in my family.

You get a paper cut, you fall over. People will think you died. Pretty much. Hey, Emma, how's the studying going for med school? Yeah, not well. Or your butcher's apprenticeship. Okay, wait there, Emma. You're taking on our tradie today.

He's 28 and he's a ballroom slash Latin dancer. Oh, hello. No, not that high, Joseph. G'day, Joseph. How's it going? How's it going? Good. How long have you been doing the ballroom Latin dancing stuff?

Since I was 12. They do that year eight social dance at the end of the year. From there, I continued on and carried on through high school into the adult life. Can I just say, as RuPaul from RuPaul's Drag Race says, get your kids into dance class. It helps you in every aspect of life. Joseph would

agree. Okay, guys, Joseph, your buzzer is tradie. Lady is your buzzer. Emma, first to three correct answers wins $50 cash. Good luck. Alright, question number one. It's the second day of the Australian and New Zealand bubble. Detergent makes bubbles. Spell detergent. Trady.

Lady. Yes, Joseph. D-E-T-E-R-G-E-N-T. That's correct. Nice work. One to the tradies. Question number two. Lil Nas X is back in the charts.

Name his first hit single. Lady. Yes, Emma. Old Town Road. That is correct. Nice work. His current song is doing very well, Montero. Yeah, it's cool.

All right, one apiece. Question number three, name a type of food that comes in a punnet. Lady. Yes, Emma. Pringles. Ooh. No. I'd say that's a tube.

I'd say it's a tube. Yes, Joseph. Is punnet correct? Yes. Strawberries. That's correct. We would have accepted blueberries, raspberries. There's quite a few.

All right. No, actually, I think that's about it. Kiwi berries. All right, two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number four. The Popstars reboot is well underway on TVNZ. Name one of the three judges on the show. Is it...

Oh, name, sorry. One of these judges is not on the show. Is it A, Vince Harder, B, Kimbra, C, Stan Walker, or D, Nathan King? Lady? Yes, Emma. Vince Harder. No, Vince Harder is on the show. Take a free guess, Joseph, to win the game.

I wouldn't have a clue, but I'll take a stab in the dark. I'm going to go with Kimbra. She's also on the show. Stan Walker isn't one of the judges. Tune in tonight. It's also on the show. Stan Walker isn't one of the judges. Tune in tonight. It's back on TV. Question number five. Still two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Legendary Kiwi sportsman Lydia Ko,

sportswoman Lydia Ko, has won her first tournament in three years over the weekend. What does Lydia play? Lady. Yes, Emma. Golf? That's correct. We're at tie break. This is for the win. This is good. Alright, Emma. Ready. Golf. That's correct. We're at tie break. This is for the win. This is good.

All right, guys. Buzz in if you can name who sings this song. Ladies. Emma, for the win. T-Swift. That's perfect. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.

Very unlucky, Joseph, but 50 bucks coming your way, Em. Woo, thank you. Good work, guys. Very cool. Bree and Clint. Talk about big feet. Oh, yeah, I got some. I'd say you've got up there.

They're big. Excuse me, mate, they're big. Have you got as big as Shaquille O'Neal's feet? No, he's a size 25 or 23 or something. Now, that's big feet. It's like saying I've got a big house and then saying, yeah, well, is it as big as a Titanic?

Yeah, but how many bedrooms is that? There's a celebrity who has come out and he's not a sports player, but he's come out and he's claimed to have size 15 feet. Oh, that's seriously impressive. I want to see if you can guess who it is. Are they Kiwi?

They're not Kiwi. Are they Kiwi? They're not Kiwi. Are they a musician? They're not a musician. Are they an actor? They're not an actor. Are they female? No. Because that would be... I mean, I know it's hard to find heels at the best of times. I've struggled to find heels and I've got size

10 feet. I've always wondered this with stilettos. As the shoe gets bigger, like the size of the shoe, does the heel get higher? I'd say so, yeah. It does. It must. So if you're a 9, your heel is twice as high as someone who's a 5. Is that

how it works? Surely not. Surely not. Surely not. You're going, anyway. 15s, 15s, 15s. They've got to be tall. Size 15. Like that's big. Chris Hemsworth. Lock in Chris Hemsworth. Oh, that's a 15s. They've got to be tall. Size 15. Like, that's big. Chris Hemsworth. Lock in Chris Hemsworth. Oh, that's a good guess.

To put it into perspective, I'm pretty sure Michael Jordan has size 15 or 16 feet. I'm a 12.5. Oh, it's gotten bigger all of a sudden, hasn't it? Yeah, I added on the.5. Clint always does that. He adds a bit on. No, the celebrity who is claimed to have size 15 feet,

let's take a listen to the clip here. I've got size 15 feet, so I'm walking around this beautiful bank balance set on tiptoe. Who's that British guy? Gordon Ramsay. Is it? Yes. Is he a size 15?

Apparently so. He was talking about his new TV show called Bank Balance, which is like a game show type of thing. Yeah. And he dropped that bombshell in the interview. Yeah. Claiming he's got size 15 feet. How does he get close enough to the stove to cook his meals?

I mean, I know. He's standing like a metre away from it trying to cook over here. How tall? I think it's done. I think it's done. I think it's done. How tall is he? He must be. He must be pretty tall then.

Otherwise he'd look like Ronald McDonald. Yeah. He's not that tall. He's 188. 188. Wow, 15s. That would be a pain in the backside because no one would stock a size 15. You'd go into Platypus and you'd be like, oh, I love the Timberlands.

Can I get a 15? Here's a question. Well, that's a great question. Let me go to their website. Do you think that they have? Well, Timberlands are a big shoe. That was a bad example. Go to a pair of Vans, just a regular pair of Vans.

A regular pair of Vans. Okay, hold on. Let's go to Men's Shoes. I reckon they go up to a 13. I was going to say, what do you think they go up to? Yeah. All right, I'm going to the old school, just normal standard Vans. Yeah, the skate lows or whatever they're called.

They go up to, let's have a look here. This is when you know whether you're a freak show or not. Sorry. A size 16. Do they go to a 16? They're not in stock at the moment. No, of course they're not in stock. They probably have one pair. But they have them.

It says that they have them. Yeah, your shoes would never be in stock. That's what I mean. They'd have one pair in. Let's see if we can find New Zealand's biggest feat this afternoon, shall we? That's not the benchmark. You don't have to be a 15 to call. That's Gordon Ramsay.

He doesn't live here. I reckon we'll get that. You reckon we'll get a 15? Yep, easily. Do you know someone? Is it your boyfriend? Is it your husband? Or, you know, is it you?

Yeah. That has really big feet. Do you have New Zealand's biggest feet? Call us now if you think you do. 0800 dials at M. Or you can text us on 9696. We're on the hunt. Two categories.

Biggest men's feet and biggest women's feet. And biggest feet overall. Yes. Call now. Oh, 800 dials in it. Bree and Clint. Gordon Ramsay's come out and said that he's a size 15 shoe. Yes, huge.

I've got size 15 feet, so I'm walking around this beautiful bank balance set on tiptoe. A lot. That is a big shoe. Yeah. That's like an NBA basketball player's shoe. I said before that I was a 12.5. You got me. I'm just a 12.

But there are shoes that even as a 12. So what else have you been lying about the size of then? I mean, because you tell us all these things. Here's the thing that big feet people will relate to. There are shoes you can't wear. Like when Air Force Ones were cool I got a pair But it looked like I was wearing like freight containers on my feet

Because they look, they're so big I think that's just because of the way you looked That you couldn't pull them off Not because of our feet Not street enough Yeah, not street The last thing I would call you is street Oh, mate

You wear Birkenstocks with socks. Yeah, so I don't get my socks dirty on the streets. Yes. We're trying to find New Zealand's biggest foot this afternoon. Yes, that's what we're doing with our time this afternoon. That's how we choose to spend our time. So, can we find them? Let's go first to Naya.

Hi, Naya. Hi, Naya. Hi. You have New Zealand's biggest feet? Well, I think so. Right. How old are you, Naya. Hi, Naya. Hi. You have New Zealand's biggest feet? Well, I think so. Right. How old are you, Naya? Ten.

Oh, you're only ten, so you've still got some more growing to do. So tell us what size your foot is. Twelve. What? You're a size 12 at ten years old. Twelve men. A 12 men's and you're ten. That's seriously impressive, Naya.

Do you play soccer? Nope. Well, that'll be... You've got to do something with those feet. Do you swim? Are you a swimmer? Yeah. Yeah, you should be.

You've got flippers on your ankles. I want to ask him how tall he is. Naya, how tall are you? I'm 5'4". Yeah, right. Wow, you're going to be so tall. That's cool, man. Okay, you're in the running. five foot four. Yeah, right. Wow, you're going to be so tall. That's cool, man. Okay, you're in the running.

Crystal's here. Hi, Crystal. Hi, Crystal. Hi. You want to throw your hat in the ring for the women's biggest foot? That's actually my stepdad. Oh. How big are your feet?

They're like a size four. A size four? Okay. How can you even balance on those things? What size is your stepdad? Size 17. 17? How tall is he?

6'8". Wow. Yeah. You know our boss, Crystal, Ross Boss, he's 6'8", and he's only got like a size 11 foot. Yeah. How does he stay standing up? I don't know. That's the real question.

Okay, 17's in the lead. Jesse, hi. G'day, Jesse. Hi, how are you? Good, you got New Zealand's biggest feet? Maybe in size 14 slash 15 depending on the shoe. Damn. Yeah, do you struggle to find shoes sometimes? Yeah, so like

trucks and stuff, that's all good but any like nice Nikes or any like, you know, Tommies and all that sort of stuff, it's almost impossible. Otherwise, I just look like a clown. Did you just say clubbies? Converse or Chucks. Oh, right. I thought you said clubbies.

I thought that was the new term for town shows. Just trying to stay hip. I wonder if Jesse's ever thought to buy Birkenstocks. Can you imagine a size 15 Birkenstock? It's impressive. You'd use it as a fan at the beach. We've lost our last caller, but we might just go to Producer Ben. Oh, have you got them back?

No, we've got them back. I've got them back. This person wants to remain anonymous. Anonymous, do you have New Zealand's biggest feet? Not myself, but I am Todd Blackheader's cousin, and last time I saw him, he had size 17 feet and I could literally put both my feet in one of his jandals. Oh my God.

Former Crusaders captain Todd Blackadder has a size 17 foot. Anonymous, how tall is your cousin? Oh, I can't remember. I haven't seen him for a long time, but definitely six foot eight-ish. Right, okay, well, Todd Blackadder wins. He is the winner. If you're listening, Toddy, congratulations on all the Super Rugby titles.

I've got his hide here. Oh, yeah? He is. What do you think he is? One metre nine. Oh, you're looking at it. Bree and Clint. Clint, we know you love the lotto.

I do love the lotto, yep. Yeah, and have you ever heard of a thing... It's my financial plan. It's my retirement plan. Not a good one. Have you ever heard of a thing called the People's Postcode Lottery? No. I think it's something that they do in the UK

and they draw out people's postcodes and somehow you register and if yours, I don't know exactly how it works. It doesn't really matter. Right, okay. Because I don't think we have it here so you can't play. Oh, damn it. Because I would.

If we had it, I would. But there's a bunch of people who have entered and they have won a sum of money. Right. I thought we could play a game this afternoon where I'm going to play you the reaction of when these different groups of people find out what amount of money they've won. Right. So you're going to listen to the reaction and then people listening can also play. I want you to text in to 9696 in what range of money do you think these people have won based on their reaction? Sure thing. Okay, let's take a listen.

You're joking. Oh, my God, no. Oh, my God. What? Oh, my God, that is life-changing. You are kidding, Daniel, honestly. Please tell me this is not a wind-up. Wow, okay.

I can hear some wobbly voices in there, a little bit of, oh, my God. And then I can hear a little bit of, oh, that's pretty good. So for that reason, I think it's, I'm going to say it's above 100 grand, but below a million. Okay. I believe those people, have they all won the same amount of money? So they, yeah, they've all won the same amount of money, split four ways. Oh, split four ways.

No, so they've all won the exact same amount. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. $100,000. So you're saying $100,000? Yeah. Around $100,000? Yeah. Okay. Those people there over $700,000.

Damn, that's a good amount of money. Do you think their reaction wasn't good enough? Have a listen. You're joking. Oh, my God. That lady's good. Oh, my God. What about that lady?

What? Oh, my God, that is life-changing. You are kidding, Daniel, honestly. Please tell me this is not a wine door. Yeah, all right. It's hard to know how you'd react. Okay, well, let's do a bit of a role play right now then. Yeah, okay.

I'm going to call you and I'm going to tell you that you've just won. Oh, no, because it wouldn't. Okay, yeah. Okay, you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Okay. Hello? Am I British in this? No, you're you. All right, hello. Yeah, I'm ready. Hello. Hang on, am I British in this?

No, you're you. All right, hello. Yeah, g'day. Is that Clinton Roberts? Yeah, Clinton, yep. Did you enter our postcode lottery? Yeah, I did actually. Are you calling to tell me I've won?

I am actually calling to tell you that you've won. You are one of our selected winners. Oh, yep, yep. I'm actually calling to inform you that you've won over $700,000. Over $700,000. That's what I said. F*** off. No, I'm being serious.

Yeah, fair enough. I didn't know how you'd react in the moment. I know how you should react. Oh, here we go. Oh, my God. I think that's an appropriate reaction the moment. I know how you should react. Oh, here we go. Oh, my God! I think that's an appropriate reaction. Yeah, I walked right into that one.

Went and did a bit of shopping the other day. Oh, yeah, what'd you get? And I actually didn't get anything. I was on the hunt for this particular pair of jeans. Turns out they didn't fit. I thought you were 100% corduroy now. Oh, no, I've already got multiple corduroy pants. I am corduroy, the corduroy queen. Yeah. Are you supplementing the corduroy with some denim as well? No. No? It's corduroy denim. It's a new thing. Oh, right. Yeah. Damn, you are ahead of

the curve. Anyway, I went with one of my mates, a couple of my mates actually, and we're walking around the shopping centre and looking at shops, just everything's normal. And all of a sudden, at one point, one of my mates literally darts off and sprints, just takes off running. Like no explanation, doesn't say anything, just takes off down the shopping centre. Emergency toilet situation. That could have been what it was. I didn't even think about that at the time. I just thought, what the hell is going on?

When you've got to go, you've got to go. Yeah. No time to explain. If you're my real friends, you'll understand. That would make sense. I would hope that if that was a situation, you would probably go a little bit earlier so you didn't have to sprint. No, I know, but if you've got to go, you've got to go. Oh, trust me, I've been there. was a situation you would probably go a little bit earlier so you didn't have to sprint no i know but

if you've got to go you've got to go oh trust me i've been there um anyway so my other friend and i were like we looked at each other and we were like what's going on and eventually we caught up with her and um she was just like deer in the headlights and we were like what's going on why did you just take off yeah what's wrong with you with you? Very strange. Anyway, that's when she alarmed us or alerted us at the fact that she had just seen her ex walk into the store we were

about to walk into. And things didn't end all that well. Not on the best note. So she's played it real cool and bolted. Yeah. And I was like, oh, because that's not, you know, super recognisable. I know you can't. Yeah, exactly right.

I know you can't necessarily control how you react in some situations. I don't think she had any control. No. I think it was like her first initial. But if the ex had seen you and you were sprinting away, you've lost. At least you don't have to talk to them. You've relinquished the upper hand permanently, I think. Whereas if you just pretended that you didn't see them,

or even better, saw them and ignored them, you might maintain the upper hand. Yeah, no, but what would you rather? You absolutely take off running, your ex sees you, but you don't ever have to discuss it with them or talk to them, or you end up running into them and then you lock eyes and then you have to small talk. I'd rather them see me run. I'd rather them see me run.

I'd rather them see me run. Just bolt and go, it's not you. I've got to go to the toilet. I've got explosive diarrhea. Don't go to the food court. I was thinking I wonder how people react when they see their ex in public because everyone's different and it depends on the situation with your ex, right? It depends on how you guys broke up.

It depends on whether they're with a new partner when you see them. Oh, that's not good. Or you're with a new partner when you see them. That's not good either. It depends on a lot of things. But if it's a surprise, I don't think it matters. I think if it's a surprise, it's usually at least a little bit awkward, right? Always. Yeah. Always. Let's get some stories from people. 0800DIALZM. We want to know from you guys, when did you see your ex in public

and what happened? Did you get seated next to them at a friend's wedding and you didn't know that was going to happen? And it was the first time you'd seen each other since you broke up? No. That sort of thing. 0 800 dials at m or you can text us on 9696 would be awkward for celebrities because there's always events and stuff that where they will run into exes and even more awkward because any time you do there's always a camera crew then like oh oh how they're gonna behave how they're gonna behave? What's going to happen? How are they going to behave? What's going to go down? If Justin Beheba, Beheba? Beheba. If Justin Beheba behaved like your friend did when they saw their ex and they bolted

in the middle of a busy shopping mall, he'd be global headlines, you know? Yeah. Be all over TMZ. We're asking you this afternoon on 0800-DIALS-ATM, what did you do when you saw your ex in public? Savannah's called up. Hi, Savannah. Hi, Savannah. Hi.

Tell us, how long had you been broken up with this ex for? About three or four years. Okay, so a fair while. And not maintained a dialogue in the time in between? No, definitely not. Oh, no. Was it a good or bad breakup? It was mutual.

Okay, mutual. What's the occasion where you guys ran into each other? My best friend's birthday party. Okay. Wait, your best friend's birthday party? Yeah. Not a very good friend if they didn't tell you that they were inviting your ex to the party and that your ex had RSVP'd, yes.

Yeah. It was a little bit awkward. Why did they invite your ex? I don't really know. I guess they were all still friends. No, bad friend. Okay, tell me, Savannah, you played it cool and you were just like, oh, hey, how have you been?

Haven't thought about you for years. Yeah, pretty much. That's how it went. And you were like, this is my new partner. Yeah. They're like, that's a coat rack. You're like, uh is my new partner. Yep. They're like, that's a coat rack. You're like, uh... Don't judge me.

Maybe I date coat racks now. This person wants to remain anonymous. Hello, anonymous. Hello. Hello. Anonymous. How long had you been broken up for? So this would have been about three years.

Right. And good or bad breakup? It was fairly good. She broke up with me. Right. All years. Right. And good or bad breakup? Oh, it was fairly good. She broke up with me. Right. All right. Okay. Sounds great.

So great on your end. Okay. Where did you guys run into each other? At a mutual friend's wedding. Right. One of these. She was the maid of honor. Yeah.

Did you know she was going to be there? I had an inkling she was going to be one of the bridesmaids. I didn't know she was maid of honour until the day. Right. Okay. And how did that go for you? Well, it was all right because we basically said hi to each other and that was it. But I didn't know until afterwards that her boyfriend was there as well.

Oh. And did you have a new partner at the time? No. Oh, right. It'd be awkward if you were sitting at a table and you let's see that chick up there. I'd just point at someone. I used to date her. No, I'd just point and I'd be like, that's my new partner.

The guy's like, cool, I date her now. Someone's like, that's the bride. Finally, Amanda, where did you run into your ex? Hi guys, how are you? Good, thank you. I've been separated from my husband for about two years. We've had two kids together. It was the ballet recital at the end of the year. And ran into

him and it wasn't actually me that noticed. It was my mum who was there to watch. Both my ex-husband and my new partner were wearing the same shirt. Oh, wonderful. At least they would have had a small talk conversation starter. Well, yeah, I didn't actually notice until my mum pointed it out, which was even worse.

You wouldn't want to have too many vinos at the ballet recital and go and pass the wrong one, would you? But, hey, at least I got to size them up and I know I picked the right one. Yay! That's a plus. Love it, Amanda. I want to read out one text that know I picked the right one. Yay! That's a plus. Love it, Amanda. I want to read out one text that's come through on this. When did you see your partner? When did you see your ex-partner in public?

Someone said, I saw my ex and their new partner walking into Peaches and Cream. While I was on a pointless Tinder date as a distraction from being heartbroken over said ex. It was an absolute nightmare. Right. Well, it absolute nightmare. Right. Well, it could have been worse. You could have been sitting outside a restaurant eating your feelings by yourself. At least you're on a diet. I feel like I'd rather that.

At least there's food. Good point. Bree and Clint. New Lil Nas X. It's called Montero. What's he saying there at the end? I think it's... And then he goes...

Hey, by the way, producer Anastasia has just reminded us it's 4.20, everybody. Not the time, it's actually 4.24, but the date today is 4.20. Good day. Good day, great day. Good day.

Yeah, good day. I want to do a bit of a community service announcement Something happened to my flatmate the other night And it made me real angry And he was also very angry about it And then upset Okay He really wanted to go to this music gig last week. And he was like, I'm going to go online and see if I can buy tickets from people who don't want their tickets.

Sure. And I don't know where he found these people. It was either on Facebook or somewhere. And he ended up finding people who were selling the tickets to the gig that he wanted to go to. Was the gig sold out? I don't know. I'm not sure. Right.

But anyway, he found these people and he said, hey, you know, I'm interested in the tickets. I'll give you this amount of money for them. And the people wrote back and they were like, yeah, that sounds great. Can you PayPal transfer to my PayPal? He's like, oh, I don't have that account. And they're like, oh, that's the only way that I do things. Yeah.

So he ends up making a PayPal account and he goes through all the steps and he transfers the money. And then all of a sudden these people were writing back and they were like, it hasn't gone through. And he's like, well, it's been taken out of my bank account. This is going to sound so like people listening are going to be like, it hasn't gone through. Okay. And he's like, well, it's been taken out of my bank account. This is going to sound so like people listening are going to be like, scam, scam. The alarm bells have already gone off in my head.

And at the time, because I was the only person there at home, and I did say, I was like, this sounds real sus to me. Yeah. Anyway, so then he decides, he's like, okay, well, the person on the other end was like, oh, don't worry about it, like whatever. And then there was this other person that he messaged, same thing. You need to PayPal me. Right.

Anyway, ends up PayPal-ing. I don't know the exact details. How many people did he pay? Two. Right. Two people. Turns out that it's a massive PayPal scam that's been going around. Yeah.

And he ended up paying, I think it was about $200 and something. So what they do is- And got no tickets. Got no tickets. No tickets. Right. So what they do is they create these fake ads and then you send them PayPal stuff and then they just delete all of the accounts

that you're like talking to them on and all that kind of thing. Really? And they're just like, pssst, thin air. How old is this flatmate of yours? Because this is a real boomer buying Ed Sheeran tickets on Viagogo situation. Yeah, yeah, look.

Like none of it sounds legit from the start. You leave him alone because it was both him and I who we were like, oh, and he goes, hey, do you use PayPal? And I was like, yeah, sometimes. None of it sounds legit from the start. You leave him alone because it was both him and I. We were like, oh, and he goes, hey, do you use PayPal? And I was like, yeah, sometimes. And he's like, have you done this before? And I was like, nah, never heard of that before. Yeah, nah.

And anyway, we Googled a few things and apparently we are stupid. Yeah. The only way I would trust someone buying like aftermarket tickets for is if I met them in a dark alley and they had like the printed out ones and then I could give them cash. Yeah, but then how do you know that they have just... How you used to in the old days. They could have just created them on Photoshop. Yeah, but that's a risk you got to take, baby.

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It's not for everyone. I don't think it would be Alan's cup of tea, but you, I reckon, will love it. Gone by lunchtime. Grab one now wherever you get your podcasts. Bree and Clint. I wanted to talk about something pretty personal this afternoon because I feel like I've got a platform and I feel like it's important because it's something that's not talked about often enough.

Sure. And it's to do with something called endometriosis and polycystic ovaries, which are conditions that a lot of females struggle with but don't talk about. Right. Me, myself, I've had polycystic ovaries and endometriosis for a long time. And essentially endometriosis is a condition which it's an inflammatory disease

and it can cause things like painful periods, cramping, severe pain in your abdomen, lots of different issues, fatigue, bloating, so many different symptoms. Sounds fun. Yeah. And it can even, um, and, um, a lot of females who struggle with this, it can cause infertility and you can have a lot of problems getting pregnant. Um, and I think that's why it's important to talk about because if you don't know that you've got it, then it makes it a lot harder later on. Yeah.

And I wanted to talk about it, because I've been having quite a few problems this week where I've been medicated on a certain type of pill for the last 10 years. Yeah. And it's a contraceptive pill, and it's not for contraception per se. I've been on this pill to pretty much level out my hormones and to force my body not to have my period.

So I don't, my endometriosis doesn't get worse. Because it's too painful? No, well, essentially every time, I'm not going to fully go into it. Well, actually, you know what? I'm going to go into it because this is something a lot of women struggle with. And to be honest, it's one in 10 women in New Zealand that have this. So it something a lot of women struggle with and to be honest it's one in 10 women in new zealand that have this yeah so it's a lot of women and every time a woman who has this condition gets their period more of this certain type of lining grows in areas where it shouldn't in your female reproductive parts and it causes a lot of issues um so essentially i need to

force my body not to have periods yeah and i've had operations where I've had to have severe kind of, where I've been unable to walk afterwards. And I've had to recover from that for weeks and weeks where I've had to go under full anesthetic and I've had days where I can barely walk because the pain's so bad. Yeah. But I just wanted to talk about something that New Zealand does because I've been on this pill for 10 years

and my doctor back in the day that performed some surgeries on me said you need to take this certain pill and this pill cost me $70 every three months and it's something that I need, like I have to have it. And when I came to New Zealand, it was actually cheaper here in New Zealand. And I've run into the problem in the last week where this pill has been discontinued.

Oh. And it's caused me a lot of stress and anxiety because this is something that's worked for me for the past 10 years. Yeah. And anymore. So you mean like this particular brand? This particular brand. It's the Diane pill, which people might know that brand,

which is a very expensive one because of the different makeup and what it's for. And I had this kind of panic where I was like, this has worked for me for 10 years. And any female that's been on a certain pill will know that some pills really don't react well with your body. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right?

And I went into the chemist and they said to me, look, that's been discontinued. And I went into this full-blown panic because I was like, what do I do now? I need it. What do I do? And they said, you know, you can have the generic type, which is essentially the same thing.

But I got told by my specialist that I needed to have- The other one. The other one. Yeah. Anyway, regardless of my stuff and what's going on with me, I just wanted to comment on something that happens in this country, which doesn't happen back home in Australia. And I needed to get, I got the generic brand today because I was like, I need something. You got to do it. Yeah. Like this is for a medical condition. I just need to get, I got the generic brand today because I was like, I need something. You got to do it, yeah. Like this is for a medical condition.

I just need to get it. Yeah, yeah. And she handed me the pill and the receipt and stuff. And I looked at it and I went, this says $0 on it. Yeah. And she said, yeah, no, it's subsidised by the government. Yeah. And I just wanted to talk about how amazing that is here in this country

where they recognise there's certain things that um you know should be subsidized and should be taken care of because these are problems and issues that a lot of females go through and struggle with yeah um and i just thought that was so amazing yeah you know and um also are you saying that you could have been getting the free one this whole time and you've been getting the $70 one? No, because I've got the particular condition. Yeah. My specialist said I had to get that one. Yeah, I know.

Yeah. But if this one works. Hey, well, but see, this is the thing is I took this for the first time today and I don't know how my body's going to react. So, I mean, great if it works, but, you know, it's these things that females go through and we struggle with where sometimes we are in so much pain but you don't want to talk about it

because you don't want to appear like you're weak, you know. So I just think that's amazing that in this country they do things like that. And, yeah, I just wanted to bring a little bit of awareness to a few things that I think us as females need to talk about a little bit more. Yeah, nice. And that's conditions that, yeah, a lot of women, as I said,

one in ten women in New Zealand have this disease. Keep us updated on the generics. Hopefully it goes well. You could be saving a lot of people a lot of money with this. I know, right? There you go. You could be a pill influencer. We'll keep you updated.

Bree and Clint. Time to guess what cars famous people drive. Shut up and drive. Look, pretty simple game. Have you ever wondered what cars certain celebrities are driving? Oh, I've got a name for the game. Who? Cars of the Stars.

Not bad. Cars of the Stars. Cars of the Stars. Today on Cars of the Stars, an icon, an absolute Kiwi legend, Jono. From Jono and Ben. Yeah, what car would he drive? I got big hopes for his car. Me too.

Quite a successful TV and radio host. You'd think so, right? Yeah. Hello, Jonathan Pryor speaking. Jonathan Pryor, Brian Clint from ZM. Welcome to Cars of the Stars. Where we try and guess what cars celebrities of New Zealand drive. Now, can I just say, what are you talking to?

I'm talking to Ben and Clint. Do Jono and Ben always, are they actually attached? They're like Ben and Ernie. Right. Are they calling me on my phone? Oh, no, I'm in reception. Are they going to call me? You're next week, mate.

I don't know what car I drive. Yeah, actually, can you ask Ben if we can do him next week? They're actually at Eden Park right now. Are they? Yeah, I believe so. Are you guys still at Eden Park trying to sit on all 50,000 seats? Yeah, yes, we are still at Eden Park. Okay, Jono, we're running out of time, mate.

We've got to try and guess what your car is. Can we please guess what sort of car you drive? Yes, go for it. Now, I've known you for a while. I've known you since you were a cool rock dude. We each get to ask him a question, remember? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got tattoos.

Does that come into it? I've got a question for you. Are you still driving that Holden Kingswood that you were driving on the Jono and Ben TV show? No, no. I had that for 12 years. It took me 12 years to realise that a car from the 1970s with no power steering wasn't the most ideal day-to-day driver. Yeah, but how ripped were your guns from driving that thing?

Okay, I won't be guessing Holden King's words. Okay, my question, you know, could be related, could be not, to what car he's driving. You're bald, Jono, but would you rather have hair? Of course I'd rather have hair. Okay, that tells me a lot. Does it hair? Of course I'd rather have hair. Okay. That tells me a lot. Does it?

It does. Convertible. Yeah. I'm going to say Jono Pryor. He's still got a bit of a rock cool dude edge to him. I think he drives a motorbike. You reckon he rides a motorbike? Yeah, I'm locking a motorbike.

You need to say what type. I reckon Jono's got a Harley Davidson. Ooh. Yeah, and that's my guess. I'm on the hits now. I drive electric scooters. I'm going to lock in. Knowing the success of Jono Pryor,

I'm going to say an Aston Martin DB9. Yes, like a James Bond car. Like a James Bond car. Yeah. Can you please reveal for New Zealand, Jono Pryor, what sort of car you drive? It's an Audi RS5. Holy sheesh.

Oh, Clint, you pipe down. You also drive a brand new Audi 2021 version. It's not brand new and it's not an RS model. Jeez, bloody hell. Good stuff, Jono. Well done, mate. That's a nice car. We'll have to have a race through the streets of Auckland

in our Audis, Clint. Just don't race Ben in his Hyundai iX35 because your pants hurt. Yeah, I'll race Ben in my Mitsubishi. All right, thanks, Jono. Thanks for playing Cars of the Stars. Good luck with the seats. Vroom, vroom.

Vroom, vroom. Vroom, vroom. Brian Clint. This is a Story about a woman Who's written an anonymous Column To the Guardian Asking for some help

The Guardian The news site And she's asking for some advice Oh no Yeah Yeah It's not good when you have to Write anonymously

No No Well usually not good But good way to get Impartial advice Yeah Make sure no one knows who you are. And you don't have to pay for.

Yeah, totally. This is both financial and relationship advice that she's looking for. So this woman owns an apartment. She's done well for herself. She's bought an apartment. She owns it. And her boyfriend also owns an apartment as well. She has decided that their relationship is at a stage where it's time to move in together

and she is going to move in with him. But she's going to keep her apartment and she's going to rent it out. Now, this is where it gets messy and this is where she needs both financial and relationship advice. He has said that he wants the money that her flat earns in rent paid to him.

Wait, so what? So he wants all the money that she flat earns in rent paid to him. Wait, so what? So he wants all the money that she will get in rent to pay her own mortgage on that flat? Yes. Because she has moved in with him? Yes. Because they're together? Yes.

What a load of BS. Let me give you his justification, okay? The entire amount. He wants everything. He thinks that because she's getting extra income, he says the only reason that she's getting extra income is as a direct result of moving in with him. So therefore, it's his money to take.

He sounds like a real lovely human. But you're right. He's overlooking the fact that she's got mortgage payments to make too. She has to pay her own mortgage. She doesn't own it outright. No one does. You know? I think it's pretty clear

that there's a major issue and thank God she didn't It's him. Thank God she didn't sell her apartment because I think she may need to move back into it shortly. But this is what happens sometimes from time to time

in relationships when money enters the conversation because you learn a lot about people when you've started, when there's money involved. It can be really awkward and a sticky conversation and you really kind of, I think it's really interesting when you date people, you know, if you have the same kind of views and ideas around money because it really shows

when you're in a relationship with someone. I think it's a really big part of like of figuring out if you're a good match. Yeah, I think so too. Yeah. You should show up to your first Tinder date with your bank statements from the last three months and just go through them line by line just to make sure that your values align.

Like a mortgage broker interview. It says here that you went out to the viaduct and you spent $250. Yeah, what's it to you? I wasn't with you then! So? We want to know this afternoon and you can remain anonymous if you want to. Well, maybe you don't. Maybe you don't give a shit.

Maybe you're keen to talk about it. What was the money-based fight that happened in your relationship? What was the big feud that you and your partner had and it was all because of money and because you guys didn't see eye to eye on money? Could we open it up further to just any relationship that uh has had a fight based around money yeah so like even if it's like a family money oh right yeah yeah yeah yeah you know yeah right totally do you not speak to your parents anymore because you had a money fight

yeah i came for that actually well let's open it up to anyone Any relationship Like anyone that you've had a money-based fight with Yeah, yeah, yeah What was the situation? Yeah And what happened? And were you able to resolve it? Yeah Or was that it?

Did you and your husband split up over a boat? 0800 DIALZM Or you can text us on 9696 What was your money-based fight? Bree and Clint. We want to talk about money fights. We were just going to do it in like relationships, so we've extended it out into anyone you know.

I feel like this is a universal fight that happens across the globe amongst anyone and everyone. It is. Yeah. And it sucks, doesn't it? A lady's written a column because her boyfriend wants her to give him all of the rent that her apartment generates when she moves in with him. Because he said, well, you're only getting it because you're living with me.

So straight away, he's seeing her as an income stream. What an idiot. I don't know if there's much of a future in that relationship, but maybe yours survived a money fight. Let's get you on. Mark's here. Hi, Mark. G'day, Mark. G'day, Brinklin. How are you guys? Good, mate. Good. What's the money-based fight? What happened?

So, my now wife and I, so I brought her a $20,000 engagement ring. Whoa! Okay, boy. Mark, fancy. And when I posed to her, she said yes, of course. But when we got home, she had a big massive argument about the pricing of the ring. Oh, why did she think it was too much?

She thought it was too much and she made me go back and buy her a cheaper ring. Wow. Hey, I mean, good problem to have. It'd be worse if she said you need a bigger one. You buy me a a cheaper ring. Wow. Hey, I mean, good problem to have. It'd be worse if she said, you need a bigger one than this. That she does not feel comfortable walking around with that much money on her hand. Is that what it was, Mark?

Yeah, it was. I've always thought about that. Terrifying. I'm the sort of guy who struggles to keep hold of a pair of sunglasses. If I had a multi-thousand dollar rock hanging off my finger, I'd be so scared of washing my hands.

Yeah, how much did you spend on your engagement ring that you bought? Lucy's one. Yeah. It's a family heirloom. Oh, is it? Yeah. Oh, okay.

Sure it is. Sure it is. No, it is. Is it? It is, yeah. Oh, you cheap. Yeah, you can't win in this conversation. Oh, you cheap prick.

Dee Dee's here. Hi, Dee Dee. G'day, Dee Dee. Hi. Hi, Dee Dee. G'day, Dee Dee. Hi. Hi. What was the fight over money, Dee Dee? So my current boyfriend got offered a job in Gisborne, and we live in Invercargill,

and his reasoning for taking it was because it paid better even though we're doing it all right here, and I would stay and he would go. Okay, well, there's bigger problems, Dee Dee, isn't there? Yeah. Are you guys still together? Before we go any further, well, there's bigger problems, Dee Dee, isn't there? Yeah. Are you guys still together? Before we go any further, did the relationship survive? Yeah, he chose me and not the job.

Oh, he stayed. Well, he's lucky. I was about to let fly, Dee Dee. Why didn't you go to Gizzy, Dee Dee? It's bloody beautiful on the East Coast. It is a nice spot. Yeah, a lot warmer than Invercargill as well. I have my dream job down here.

See, that's tough in like a relationship situation. Yeah. Well, congratulations on being the grand prize, Dee Dee, and winning that one. Yeah, good for you. Someone has texted through on this topic and they said, my partner wanted to buy his dad a Mustang over putting a deposit on a house for us and the kids.

Neither of us got a Mustang or a house. So does that mean they broke up? I think they might have broken up. Who's buying a Mustang for their dad? Yeah, I get it. That's a lovely thing to do. Yeah, that's a nice tip. But you've got to sort out all your other life issues first.

Get somewhere to live. Dad will understand. Anonymous. Oh, Anonymous. Okay, these are always good anonymous what was the money-based fight so um i'm thinking we're thinking about getting married we've been together for three years um and he brought up a prenup because he owns a home yeah and so he had said you know he was very clear that my house is mine, not yours.

And was this like conditional for him on proposing? He's like, I might propose to you, but first we need to clear up the issue of my house. Oh, well, it was just in the talks. We haven't brought it back up, but it was a bit of a shock for me. It's uncomfortable, eh? It's really uncomfortable. How did it make you feel when he was like kind of, you know, brought up the prenup situation?

Oh, it just frustrated me because like I've paid where we have lived. I've paid the rent for the last three years all by myself, like the power of the internet, all that stuff. So I was very shocked. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Anonymous, have you lived together with him for the last three years? Yeah. At his house? No, no. It's cheaper. At his house? No, no.

It's cheaper. In a rental? Yeah, at another rental. No. I know. No, wait, wait. And you paid all the bills and he had a house on the side? Yes.

Wait, anonymous. So let me get my head around this. He owns a house that he bought by himself, whatever. You guys, instead of living in that, he rents that house out, obviously to pay off his mortgage, but you guys rent a house where you pay the entire rent on that house. Yes. Yes, I know.

Shut the front door. Get rid of him. No, honestly, honestly, what is this guy playing at? Give him an ultimatum. Kick him to the curb. Don't sign the prenup.. Don't sign the prenup. Please don't sign the prenup. He's not good enough for you.

It was in the conversation and I told him I was upset about it and then we've never brought it up again. It should be your asset. You get him to sign a prenup for you. That's what you should be doing. You're a saint, Anonymous. A saint. Oh, right.

Oh, that's riled me up. See, like we said, it's a touchy subject, isn't it? Do you want me to call him Anonymous? I'll call him up, Anonymous, a saint. Oh, right. Oh, that's riled me up. See, like we said, it's a touchy subject, isn't it? Do you want me to call him Anonymous? I'll call him up, Anonymous. Don't let her, Anonymous. No, I will. She's too fired up. I'll have a lovely chat with you.

She'll dump his ass. Yeah, I probably will. Very good. Oh. All right. Bree and Clint. You okay? Yeah.

Yeah? Calm down. I've just thought You okay? Yeah. Yeah? Calm down. I've just thought about it, though. Yeah. Anonymous is already entitled to half of his house anyway. We just had a call about money fights, and an anonymous caller said that her boyfriend, before he proposed to her, wanted her to sign a prenup

to say that his house that he already owned is his. However, we found out that they have been renting a house in the meantime and she's been paying all of the expenses. The last three years. Rent, power, water, everything for three years. And then he's obviously had renters in his house to pay that house off. Yeah. You're right, though, because they've lived together for three years.

Yeah, they're de facto. They're de facto. And because there was no prenup, it is half hers. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. It's my birthday. It is half hers. Boom. Boom. Let's lighten the mood with the birthday banger. We'll take three people's birthdays and we'll figure out what was number one on their 16th.

Hello, Holly. G'day, Holly. How are you going? How are you? I'm good. How's your Tuesday? Is it Tuesday? It's Tuesday, right?

It is Tuesday. I'm not sure at this point, but yeah, I think so. Yeah, right. Holly, you sound like you need a bit of a pick-me-up. I do. I'm very excited about this. Good. Good.

We're excited to have you. Good. Let's get you up. What's your birthday? The 23rd of May, 1986. Right, Holly. You were 16 in 2002 on the 23rd of May. And here's your birthday banger.

Work a little. Oh, yeah. And here's your birthday banger. Liberty X. What a throwback. Banger. Yeah. I love this. It's awesome. That's a really good one, Holly.

Holly, you got a great one. That's one of the ones where you go, oh my God, I haven't heard that for ages. Yeah. One hit wonder? Huh? One hit wonder? I think so. Yeah. Holly Holly you got a great one That's one of the ones Where you go Oh my god I haven't heard that For ages Yes Wonder Wonder One hit Wonder I think so Yeah

But what a hit But what a hit Let's go to Mirek You're a Mirek Hello Hello Hello how are you

Hi I'm good thank you I'm just excited That I actually got through You got through It's huge We're excited to have you Whereabouts in New Zealand are you I am in Hamilton.

Nice. Perfect. Well, let's do your birthday, Banga. What's your birthday? 10th of September, 1981. All right. You were 16 in 1997 on the 10th. Better be a Banga.

Come on, Banga. Of September. Come on. Cross your fingers, Mere. Here we go. Banga. Mere, that's iconic. Will Smith.

Yes, definitely. Men in Black. Yeah. Mate, you got an absolute cracking birthday banger. Yes. Good. Okay, I needed you to get a good one. That's nice.

Let's go to Sue finally. Hi, Sue. Hi, Sue. Hi, how are you? Good, how are you, Sue? Fantastic. That's nice. Let's go to Sue finally. Hi, Sue. Hi, Sue. Hi, how are you? Good. How are you, Sue? Fantastic. That's good. We're lovely to have you on the show.

What's your birthday? 15th of November, 1959. Do you reckon you can go back that far? We can, Sue. Of course we can. We've been further. We can definitely do that. Sue, you were 16 in 1975 on the 15th of November and

in 75, this had a number one hit. It's huge, Sue. Yes. What a banger. It's a big one. Yeah, you've got to be a

Big Abba fan, right, Sue? Absolutely. Yeah, okay. Good. Okay, you've got to be a big ABBA fan, right, Sue? Absolutely. Yeah, okay. Good. Okay, wait there. God, tough one today. I like them all. I like them all.

I like them all for different reasons as well. Triple play. Triple play. Triple play. Triple play. Can't be done. It diminishes the value of the winning song. We've got to pick one.

Double play. I think, look, I love the Men in Black one. I think it's iconic. We've played it before as a winner. It's between just a little bit Liberty X and Mamma Mia for me. I agree. Let's see if we've synced up. Don't say it.

Let's see if we've synced up. You ready? Now, what are we going to do? On three. I'll go one, two, three, and then you say the name of the song. Name of the song. Okay.

Okay. One, two, three. Mamma Mia. She's done it. Yeah. Sue, you've done it. Congratulations. Bring it home, Sue.

The best bit about this is Ross Boss will absolutely hate us. It makes me love it more. Look at me now, will I ever learn? I don't know how, here I go again My, my, how can I resist her? Mamma mia, does it show again? My, my, just how much I miss her Yes, I've been brokenhearted Loose since the day we parted

Why, why did I ever let you go? Mamma mia, now I really know My, my, I could never let you go I've been angry and sad about All the times that I told you the truth And when you go when you slam the door, I think you know that you want

me away too long You know that I'm not that strong Just one look and I can hear a building One more look and I forget everything Mamma mia, here I go again My, my, how can I resist it?

Mamma mia, does it show again? My, my, just how much I miss it Yes, I've been brokenhearted Blue since the day we parted Just how much I missed you. Yes, I've been brokenhearted. Blue since the day we parted. Why, why did I ever let you go? Mamma mia, even if I say. I might be me now and ever.

Mamma mia, it's a game we play., my, does it mean forever? Mamma mia, here I go again My, my, how can I resist it? Mamma mia, does it show again? My, my, just how much I miss you Yes, I've been brokenhearted Blue since the day we parted Why, why did I ever look at both?

Mama mia Now I really must Huge birthday banger for Sue. Never looked at both Ebba and Mamma Mia. Back to back ba. Back to back ba. Replay back to back Ebba. Well, you know, you actually, you can't spell back to back without A-B to back, bah. Replay back to back, ABBA.

Well, you know, you actually can't spell back to back without A-B-B-A. Exactly. You genuinely can't. Ross would love it. I just, I would and I wanted to, but I was looking at the text machine while that song was playing and I didn't feel the heat. There's one text there that says best birthday banger ever,

but I didn't feel the love. You know, I didn't feel the ABBA. I didn't feel that aroha for ebba coming through. Maybe people were too busy dancing. Look, I'll give it 15 seconds. And if it feels like the text machine is... Oh, you want to play back-to-back ebba. I want to.

I want to. But I need more. I need... You need some... Yeah. I mean, someone said, play Gimme, Gimme, Gimme. That's a banger. Yeah, that is a banger. Gimme, Gimme, yeah. I mean, someone said play Gimme Gimme Gimme. That's a banger. Yeah, that is a banger, yeah.

Gimme Gimme Gimme, it's love after midnight. Yeah, so there's a couple of ticks there now that say more ever. There's a massive amount of ticks streaming in now. You've got to play Back to Back ever. Let me just refresh it one more time. Back to Back. Oh, my God, look how many messages there are. Are you playing Dancing Queen?

Not the song? Is it not the song? I'll take it. You've got 10 seconds to tell me that. No, I'm going to say Gimme, Gimme, Gimme. No, really? Oh, shit. Are we?

I don't know. Have I made a mistake? I don't know. Well, you've made me nervous. Oh, now I'm nervous. Yeah. What's producer Ben doing? Oh, my God.

Ross Moss is calling the station. It's time to go. Ross, if you had to choose between Gimme Gimme Gimme and Dancing Queen, what would you choose? Your job. Great choice. Gimme Gimme Gimme and Dancing Queen, what would you choose? Your job. Great choice. Gimme Gimme Gimme it is. Here it is.

I'm setting. Do you hate me? No, we love you. That's why we're doing it. But we love everyone. I reckon don't. Oh, too late. It's summer. Depressed to see the moon There's not a soul out there

No one to hear my prayer Give me, give me, give me a man at the midnight Want somebody, help me, chance a shadow somewhere Give me, give me, give me I'm an epiphany Ignite me through the darkness To the break of the day Ruby Star The end of the rainbow

With a fortune to win It's so different from the world I'm living in Side of TV I open the window And I gaze into the night But there's nothing there to see, no one inside There's not a soul out there No one to hear my prayer Give me, give me, giveimme a man at the midnight

Want somebody healthy, cheers and shadows the wind Gimme, gimme, gimme a man at the midnight Take me through the darkness to the break of the day Gimme, gimme, gimme a man at the midnight Dime, dime, dime, adéanaste a mi car. Dime, dime, dime, adéanaste a mi car. Thank you. I'm not a soul like this No one to hear my prayer Give me, give me, give me a man after midnight I want somebody to help me chase the shadows away. Give me, give me, give me a man after midnight.

Take me through the darkness to the break of the day. Give me, give me, give me a man after midnight. I want somebody to help me chase the shadows away. Give me, give me, give me a man after midnight. Take me through the darkness to the break of the day. Set in Brooklyn. Our first ever back-to-back ever. And that's how it's done, baby. You can't spell back-to-back without A-B-B-A. Correct me if I'm wrong.

This riff here used in the Madonna song. Yeah. Time goes by so slowly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Classic. That was awesome. Absolute classic. Loved it.

Thanks for all your support on the text machine too. That's going to hold us in good stead when we go into our meeting with HR tomorrow and Ross Boss. What you guys don't see is Ross always has a serious meeting after we do something like this with us. Yeah, but, you know, that's not your problem. That's our problem. Yeah. It's a sacrifice we're willing to make. If it makes you guys happy, we're here to stay.

Next on the show, how much of... Have you ever thought to yourself, I wonder how much of a certain food, if I ate it all at once, could kill me? Every day. I mean, it's something I think about when I ate it all at once, could kill me. Every day. I mean, it's something I think about when I'm eating quite a few things. I definitely think about it in this perspective of how much of this is unhealthy for me. And I mainly think that about peanut butter. Because, man, I eat a lot of peanut butter.

I love peanut butter. My peanut butter on my toast, I would describe it as three-dimensional. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, it's good. That's when you know you've got enough. Yeah, yeah. I think about it when three-dimensional. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, it's good. That's when you know you've got enough. Yeah, yeah. I think about it when I eat pasta. And then have you

ever thought to yourself what inside your stomach would look like after you've eaten a massive bowl of pasta? It'd be weird, wouldn't it? Like a big minestrone down there. Yeah. It'd be so strange. It's all sloshing about in there. Anyway, there's a guy on the interwebs, on the internet

who is giving examples and talking about the different amounts of certain foods that will kill you. Okay, give me some. Okay, so let's start off with a pretty standard one, water. Right. Water. This guy, and this is not from a health professional. This is just this guy on the internet. Okay, that's an important caveat to add.

Yeah, good, good, good. I don't know if this is 100% true. I'll do it, I'll do it. None of the information given on the Brian Clint show should be taken as health advice if you have a severe contingency to consult a medical professional.

That was perfect. Great. Now you can say whatever you want. So according to this guy, if you drink 15 bottles of water, you're in trouble. I reckon you are. Plus your pussy pants.

Yeah. But have you ever heard of it? Because I always used to think this about my brother because he would drink so much water and you can actually have or get something called water intoxication. Yeah. Your organs drown. Yeah. Too much.

Too much water. Does your brother have one of those drink bottles that looks like a mini water cooler? Oh, mate, you know he does. Games, baby. You know he does. And then he does like, he does bicycle. Curls with it? Yeah. in the middle

of TV shows. This guy's come out and he's talked about how much baked beans could kill you. Yeah, how many cans of baked beans? 17 tins. Oh yeah, alright. That's a lot of beans. There's no risk of dying of baked beans.

That is a lot of beans, isn't it? And you'd probably die of flat gastric tear, I'd say. An atomic bomb. Tell me about ice cream. Ice cream. How many scoops do you think of ice cream? If it's 17 tins of baked beans, I reckon it's going to be something like 200 scoops of ice cream

because ice cream just dissolves into cream and it's just liquid and it's fine. 200, I'll like 200 scoops of ice cream because ice cream just dissolves into cream and it's just liquid and it's fine. 200, I'll say 200 scoops of ice cream. Now, you reckon the amount of scoops of ice cream that is too many and your body would shut down would be 150 scoops. Oh, yeah. Yep. Again, no risk. Who is having 150 scoops?

I'll run through these real quick. Apparently, 50 packets of chips is too many, 37 packets of noodles, and 20 bars of chocolate is too many. Surely 20, like, blocks of chocolate. Bars? I don't know. It says 20 big bars of chocolate. Oh, so maybe the actual.

Oh, that's the first one that's got me worried. Yeah. A little bit worried. And so get this, strawberries. Yeah. 57 little bit worried. And so get this, strawberries. Yeah. 574 strawberries. And weirdly enough, in all of this, I was like, I need to know what the limit is for garlic bread. Yeah.

Turns out you can have as much of that as you like. There's no limit. Bree and Clint. I want to take you to Tick Tock Toe Toe. Oh, Tick Tock Toe. I want to take you to Funky Toe. I want to take you to Americaick Tock Toe Toe. Oh, Tick Tock Toe. I want to take you to Funky Toe. I want to take you to America for a second. Where?

America. America. Land of the free, home of the brave. Where the oldest woman in America has just died. Oh, that's sad. Sorry, it's not a happy story. But no doubt she was the oldest woman in America. She had a good innings. Hell yeah, she had a good innings. I'm going oldest woman in America. She had a good innings. Hell yeah,

she had a good innings. I'm going to say at least She had a better innings, I'll give you a clue, better innings than Prince Philip. A hundred? Better innings than 99 years. How old do you think America's oldest woman Hester McArdle Ford, who passed away over the weekend, how old do you think she was when she passed?

Take a stab. What's a lot? I'm going to say 109 109 No, higher Higher than 109? Yeah, but don't ruin the stat game Don't go much higher 110

Oh, a little bit higher Higher than that? Yeah, a little bit higher 126 No, you ruined it Hester McCardell Ford America's oldest woman Who passed away on the weekend

Was at least 115. What do you mean, at least? They don't know. They don't know. They don't know. They said she was at least 115, but possibly as old as 116. Wow. Yeah, she was an African-American woman, and she died in Charlotte?

Yes, she was in Charlotte. Charlotte, North Carolina. Yeah. The incredible thing about Hester, apart from the fact that no one actually knows how, she was in Charlotte. North Carolina. The incredible thing about Hester, apart from the fact that no one actually knows how old she was, that's how old she was. That's amazing. She is the number of people that she's responsible

for creating. Get this. Oh yeah, that would be alive or would have been and gone. So she was married to a man called John Ford. The real sad bit is her husband died when he was 57. So she spent half

of her life widowed. Really sad, eh? Or longer. 57? Longer? No, about half. No, longer. What? Longer? What's 57 and 57? Just longer. Sorry. It's about exactly half.

Yeah. So here's the thing. They had 12 kids together. Whoa. Those kids had 68 grandchildren for her. Oh my God. Those grandchildren created 125 great-grandchildren for Hester. And those great-grandchildren have created at least 120 great, great grandchildren.

That's all from the same person. That is a lot of people. Can you imagine the absolute nightmare that Hester would have faced at Christmas time? Yeah, definitely be a BYO, wouldn't it? BYO. And also, don't expect a card on your birthday. No. No.