ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 20th April 2026

Episode Date: April 20, 2026

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Z.M's Brie and Clint podcast. Play ZDem's Brie and Clint. Go! ZDM's Brie and Clint. I change your life if you just live on me tonight. Let's ask everybody, good afternoon. Good to be back. It is so good to be back.

I missed our time slot. I missed you guys in the afternoon. And I kind of even missed our team here because we've been on holidays. Kind of maybe just a little bit. Yeah, I feel like I was away long enough where I'm like, I actually kind of miss Clint. We did the breakfast for a bit.

Thanks, I'll take that. And I miss, oh, I obviously miss the girls. You meant everyone, right? Yeah, I miss Ella, miss Claudia. Mainly Clint. Thank you. Yeah, nice. I just need to think that it was mostly me.

Mostly Clint. Yeah, yeah. And I had a good holiday. Yeah, did you go to the beach? Went to the beach for the site clone. How was that? We went to get a front row seat. Didn't really happen.

Well, we part of the problem. Remember how we had Heather Keats on from the MetS Service. And she used language in that break. She used language like this. Some of the worst weather I've ever seen in my life is on the way. Yeah, look, I feel like when people over-exaggerate things, I feel like you could label it as that?

Yeah, but is that what we need these days to get us to care about anything? Are we so desensitized to the news and to world events that we need people to say it's going to be awful, just so we get ready for average. I think I am a part of the camp where I'd rather be over-prepared than under-prepared. Yeah, of course.

You know? Of course, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because then if, you know... It didn't hurt my trampoline that I lashed it to a tree, did it? Yeah, that's right. You lashed that thing down to every tree in like a hundred metre radius.

I got on the roof. I cleared all the gutters on my house. I did everything. I spent a whole day doomsday prepping. Hey, I put all my outdoor furniture into the garage. I was the same. Anyway, Wellington's getting smashed today, so I hope you guys are all right wherever you are listening in the Lower North Island. Yes, thinking of you guys this afternoon.

Play ZDEM's Bree and Clint. This is the main event. Treaty versus Lady! Oh yeah, back where you know and love it in your 3 o'clock time slot. The Trades versus the Ladies, if you missed it because we were covering breakfast, the Trades are on 25. wins for the year. The ladies on 31. Is that the up-to-date score, is it? That is the up-to-date score. 25 tradies, 31 ladies. Correct. All right, our lady is calling from Christchurch. She's 30, she's a twin. Give her a wave. It's Crimson. Hi, Crimson. Hi. Mate, uh, fraternal or

identical? Fraternal. Who is the taller twin? I'm not actually sure about that. My sister would say herself so I'll say clover. Crimson and Clover, cool names. Your names are not Crimson and Clover. Are they really? They are indeed. Over and over. They are.

Do you have any other siblings and what are their names? We have many other siblings. They all have quite normal names. There are five others. Aaron Cohen, Ryan, Terrell, Rosie. I hope I haven't missed any. Wait, Aaron, Ryan, Rosie and then Crimson and Clover. You guys got very different names to your siblings.

Did your parents get into magic mushrooms towards the later stages of their parenting? Maybe around the time we were. We came along. I love it. I love it. Okay, you're taking on our trading today, also from Christchurch. He's 45 and Alex's going skiing with his daughters.

Welcome to the show, Richard. Gidey Richard. Hey, how's it going? Who is the better skier out of you and your daughters? They're quickly catching me. My youngest Ella is very good. Okay. Diplomatic answer from Dad.

Very diplomatic. It's you, isn't it? Richard's like, I own them on the black runs. Try it, I'm slowing down though these days. Yeah, yeah. They'll get you eventually. Richard, your buzz is trady. Crimson Lady.

First of three correct answers gets $50 cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. Which female pop superstar was a guest in Sabrina Carpenter's Coachella set for weekend two? Lady. Yes, Crimson. Madonna?

Madonna. is Madonna. Well done. Yay. One to the ladies. Question number two. On what continent would you find the Sahara Desert? Freddie. Yes, Richard. Africa.

Africa. It is Africa. Well done. We are won a piece in this game. We move on to question number three. Buzz in, guys, when you can tell me who sings this song. Ladies. Crimson. Justin Bieber. It is the Bebes also performed at Coachella.

Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. You need this one here, Richard, to stay in the game. Question number four, what is the chemical formula for water? Ready. Yes, Richard. H2O. Just add water. Oh no, Cleo.

We're all tied up here in the fifth. This is for the win. Question number five. What NZCity is hosting the Super Rugby Super Round this weekend? Ready. Richard. Christchurch, O'Tahee. Christchurch.

Fair question, too, because you're both from Christchurch, so, you know, there's no advantage there. Bloody good game, though, guys. Good to be back with games like that. Richard, the tradies needed a win, and you gave it to them. Congratulations, there's 50 bucks cash coming your way, thanks to KFC. Awesome, thanks. Well done, mate.

That'll buy half a cheerlift pass for one person. If that. If that, yeah. ZDM's Brie and Clint Podcast Quite regularly We talk about Screwed up stuff that kids have said

To us About us Around us It's happened again It's a good thing about having kids As you get to hear these things Quite regularly And because it does happen so regularly

I've come up with a new feature Which I'm like I've chosen to call The Audacity Of Children I believe the last one we did Was when I was at home visiting my family and my nephew

Jonti said, why aren't you wearing proper pants? And I said, these are bike pants. They're proper pants. And he said, well, they do nothing for you. The audacity. The audacity of that child. We've just been to the beach to my wife's parents' place on our week off. Yep. And one of the evenings we had fish and chips. And my

two daughters aged five and six were then playing on the beach with my wife and they like to run up and down the sand dunes and they run down to the water and back and there's always an adult there to supervise them in this occasion it was my wife and my youngest daughter maggie who's five turned to my wife and said mum why don't you run anymore is it because you're too heavy has a there's a deep burn from the five-year-old mom why don't you run anymore is it because you're Too heavy. In fairness to Maggie. We as adults, we don't run often.

I don't know that we're built to run, yeah. Yeah. You know, I don't see, unless, you know, there's obviously those... Oh, unless you're a runner. Those crazy adults that are runners and they go for runs every day. But those people, I'm like, they've got mental health issues. They got to run. You don't know if I see someone who's seriously gotten into running, I'm always like,

what are you running from? It's for their mind. It is for their mind. It's because they can't be alone with their thoughts. Which I'm all for that. It's because they can't be alone with their thoughts. And they need to, when they run, all they hear is stop running, stop running, stop running.

That's literally you've described every thought I've ever had whilst running. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so they don't count. Like, I don't know if I've seen you run full speed ever. It's a good point. It's a good point. Yeah. I saw you run full speed when you ran against Claudia and Ella in that race. That was half speed.

I didn't need full speed to beat them. And that was only 100 metres. So, off the back of that, I thought we would open it up once again. It's now called the audacity of children. Ultimately, we want to know the messed up thing that a kid said. Dead is Brankland. The audacity. And Amber's called through.

Hi, Amber. Hi, Amber. Hi, Amber. We're good. Who was the kid and what did they say? So I work with children and one of these lovely children decided to ask me why my belly was so big. Okay. Oh, okay.

Good start. Yeah, to which I replied that I just like, I like to eat food. Good answer. Great answer from you, Amber. Yeah, and then I got another reply, which was that I needed to go for more walks. Oh, no. Okay. No, no. Guess which kid isn't getting special treatment when it comes to finger painting time?

That kid. I feel like you should have got a bonus for that day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like trauma bonus. Gav's here. Hi, Gav. Hi, Gav. Hi, how are you?

Good, mate. Who's the kid and what awful thing did they say? It was my daughter when she was probably, I would imagine, about two to three years old maybe. Okay. And my wife had thrown her in the shower with me. Yeah. So we're both in the air.

I see where this is going, Gav. She's right at that great height. Yeah. And she said to me, what's that little thing? What's the word little devastated me? And Gav, If it's little to them, it must have been, you know. As you know, to a kid, everything's big, Gab.

Not to rub salt in the wound. Oh, Gab. What's that little thing? Thank you, Gav. The audacity. The audacity of that child. Kate's here. Hi, Kate.

Hi. Who's the kid and what did they say, Kate? My darling eight-year-old nephew Dylan, I just dropped $280 bucks on a styling new haircut that I was looking for. All right. And can you describe the haircut for us? Well, it's long, but admittedly I do have quite thin hair. Okay.

My hairdresser had convinced me some bangs were the way to go. Nice, nice. Okay. Bangs are the gateway to the bob. Well, he took one look at me and said, Auntie Kate, why do you only have six pieces of hair in your fringe? Wow, six pieces of hair. Six pieces of healthy, voluminous hair, I'm sure, Kate.

As a fellow thin-haired girlie, Kate, I know how deep that really burns. And now every day my own children like to remind me that I have six pieces of hair on my fridge. So needless to say, I'm growing out the bag. Don't listen to him, Kate. No, don't listen to him, Kate. When my son was watching me get out of the shower, he said, Mommy, you look like you've got Batman's cape on backwards. Yes, I do have saggy boobs.

Oh. Batman's cape. on backwards. This is another booby one. It says, my son asked me why I had boobies like daddy. I don't know which one I'd rather. Yeah, which one hurts more?

The Batman cape or the boobies like daddy? Is that one more insulting to Daddy or mummy? Well, Daddy could have a nice set of double D. So it could have actually been a compliment. True. Depends what's on Dad's rack. My sister and I, when we were kids, she's my younger sister.

my parents had friends over and my sister goes up and whispers in mum's ear Mum stops her and says We've told you that whispering is rude My sister then proceeds to say Can you tell the people to leave now? I'm sick of them I love how just straightforward

You ask for it You just tell them now You ask for that This one's so good it says My son asked how old my husband was He said 37 And my son responded does that mean you're going to die soon?

So good. My son pointed at a picture of me six years ago from before I had kids and said, who's that? Ouch. The audacity of it. Someone else said, my mate came over with his kid.

She's five. She walked into my house and looked up and down the hallway and said, where's your family? I'm mid-thirties with no misses or kids, yet by choice. Obviously. The audacity. Where's your family? Where's your family?

Way so lonely. Hey, weirdo, where's your family? I've been doing a lot of strength work for my health, and I've been trying to teach my kids about how strong and healthy is better than skinny. Correct. And the other day I said to my five-year-old, does mummy look stronger? And he turned around, blank face, and said, nah, still fat. That's awful.

Yes, but strong fat? No, just fat Nope, just fat Just bad My son pointed out of the picture of me From six years ago And asked who is that It was a photo of me before I had kids

I just read that one Oh, did you? More with the fairies And that is the audacity of children The audacity of children Brian Clint Z names Brian Clint Time for the tea

This is the tea One of the standout features of Coachella these days is who you bring out as your special guests. Yeah, I feel like people judge the performers based on who their musical guests are. There were some big ones on the weekend. Edison Ray brought out Olivia Rodriguez. Which was massive, obviously,

because Olivia's album is coming out. She dropped her brand new song, live on stage, then and there. It was the best part of the Edison Ray set, actually, was the Olivia Rodriguez bit. Olivia was fantastic. Last night, Justin Bieber was jam-packed full of guests. Yeah, he had scissor, Big Sean. He bought Sexy Red out.

Cool. Sexy Red, yeah. And then his one less lonely girl was Billy Elish. That's right. And if you know the history... She was so embarrassed to be up there. But she adores Justin Bieber. But the biggest one, in my opinion,

and the one everyone is talking about is, of course, Sabrina Carpenter, bought out the Princess of Pop Madonna. I believe it's been 20 years since Madonna was on the Coachella stage. Yeah, you're right. And it had kind of like a historic feel about it. It was cool. It was a moment. Fun fact.

Yeah. Madonna was wearing the same outfit the last time she was on the Coachella stage. Oh, a sustainable queen. Yeah. My wife is furious a bit at me for this. Why? We watched Sabrina Carpenter's set. We live streamed it.

We watched it as a. happened from four to five. Yeah. And Sabrina Carpenter went for 90 minutes. At five o'clock, I said, oh, okay, that's enough. We'll put the Warriors on now. So we switched over to the Warriors. We never saw Madonna.

My wife never got to see Madonna come out, because nobody knew that Madonna was going to come out. God, that Madonna song's never been more relevant to you. Like a feature. Great Warriors. game, though. Oh my God, wasn't it? And you can watch this on replay. Exactly right. I'm not going to see The Warriors again.

You can't watch on replay the Warriors. You know, you have to be watching it live. That's the team. Their name's Bree and Clint podcast. We were very lucky. Got to go to the AFC game yesterday as a show. We were in the Black Knights Lounge. Very nice, very fancy. And a friend of mine, Megan, a friend of ours, actually. Name and shame, why don't you? Megan, her name is.

I asked at the last minute, I said, hey, we can probably get you into the lounge with us. And she said yes. And after the fact, she told me when we were on the way there, she's like, I ditched my friend so I could be here in the lounge. Half an hour before the game. Literally just before. The person you had plans with, the person who agreed to go to the game with you. Later, ball. I'm going to the lounge.

So we asked you, who ditched you and what for? Kayla's here. Hi, Kayla. Hi, how are you? Good, good. Thank you. Who ditched you, Kayla? Oh, well, similar kind of thing.

Me and another couple, so I was there with my husband, we got tickets to go see Eminem when he was last year. Amazing. Yeah, tickets were like right up the back in the stalls. Nothing exciting. But I actually injured my leg a couple of days before going. Oh, no. So I used in a cast and crutches.

So when we get there, we obviously have to go through the accessibility queue. Yeah, as you do. Yeah. As you do. But then they ended up putting like the red zone bands on us, like the special up-the-front bands that we were supposed to have. Wow. So we realized this.

And so the other couple obviously dished, went up the front and had a great time. And I'm like, oh, can we go down to my husband? He's like, are you serious? You can't even walk spot last. Wait, wait. So your friends got to go into the special area? Yeah, at the front. Why did they get to go in the special area?

Because they were with her. They came through the same accessibility. the entrance. Oh, I see. The tickets together. Yeah. And they just put the wrong armbands on us all. So your friends ditched you, the injured one and was like, sorry, we're going down

to the front. Yeah. So yeah. They had a time of their lives and I wish I could have, but no. No. Well, they owe you. Were you happy for them, Kayla? No, I was a bit jealous.

Yeah. Yeah, that's completely understandable. Catherine's here. Hi, Catherine. Hi, Catherine. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks, Catherine. Who ditched you?

Oh, my husband ditched me. We were on a, about to check in for a flight. Okay. And he jokingly asked for an upgrade. They didn't upgrade him, but they moved into a different row. So I was left with the kids. What? On a 12-hour flight.

Oh, no, Kastrian. Oh, hell, no, he didn't. Oh, wait. I've got so many questions. This is very important. How did your husband react to him being moved to a different row? What did he do when it? happened. He had a bit of a grin on his face because on our way over to the country to

Canada we had had issues with the flight as well and he ended up getting put on to another flight because of his visa problem. Wait so he didn't have the kids on the way there either. No, no. He got his, on the way there he got his own plane. Oh, Catherine. Wait a second. Wait a second. Where was the conversation, Catherine, where he would have said, right, babe. I've been given this whole row. Obviously, you can lay down, you can sleep. How about you take six hours of the 12-hour flight and I take six hours?

Was there ever that thought process? No, I don't think that quite went through. Oh, no. I'm fuming for you, Catherine. I'm fuming. Oh, my God. We asked who ditched you. Someone said, I ditched my husband

for our flight from Brisbane to New Zealand because I got a first class seat. I feel like nowhere near as bad. Because it's not as long. Okay, yeah. You know? Yeah. And there's no kids involved.

But everyone's, yeah, okay, yep. Why, what's your point? Everyone's happy for the upgrade when it's the woman getting the upgrade. Oh, no. When it's the man getting the upgrade. Boo! No, I'm not complaining. I'm just pointing out of fact.

I'm just pointing out of fact. I'm just pointing out of facts. I'm just pointing out of facts. If that was the exact same situation, I would be like, okay, that's not as bad. It has nothing to do with the gender of the person. It's when there's kids involved. Here's your opportunity. And if it's a long haul flight.

Here's your opportunity. I have left my husband an economy twice. We've been upgraded to premium in economy. We do not have kids. Wait, is it international? Like, how long's the flight? I would have to be international for premium economy. You can't do that domestically.

And you've done it twice. You should have given it to him the second time. Oh, no, you say that. Just because I'm a better person than you. My girlfriend, now wife, left me an economy on a flight from Auckland to San Francisco. She travelled a lot for work, so she got complimentary upgrades. I wasn't allowed to go up and see her, so every now and then she would swan back down to

economy between meals just to say hi. See, I'd be fuming. I'm fuming for him. That would make me so upset. But what do you do? Does it just mean no one gets it, or does it mean... Someone's going to take it? Yeah, but she obviously flies a lot.

This one. So when she's flying on her own, does she take it, you know? Save it for then. No, you've got to take it then and there, because what if it never comes again? You've got to take it then and there. This one will make everybody furious, okay? My ex-husband paid to upgrade himself to business class

on a flight to the UK, leaving me and my six-year-old daughter in economy for the entire flight. The flight was around 27 hours, and my daughter barely slept. I looked like a zombie on arrival so much so that they had to give me a medical checkover hence why he's my ex-husband. So he used the family money

to pay for himself to go to business. To get an upgrade. No wonder he's your ex. Yeah, that's not a, that's not like a, oh. That's not a random piece of good luck. That's premeditated. Yeah, what an a-hole.

Not cool, man. The ZM Podcast Network. Guys, why are we talking about Bieber? Because soon, there might be no Bieber. There might be no planet Earth. What? The modern day Armageddon is upon us. I'm exaggerating a little bit.

Thank God. But listen to the details of this. And this is true. This is legit. There's an asteroid named Apopoff. Apopophus? Apopophis. A pop-offsus.

A pop-offsus. Let's go with that. named after the ancient Egyptian god of evil and destruction. It's believed to be about 375 meters. Okay. Almost four rugby fields. Yeah. So it's longer than the Eiffel Tower.

And it's reported to be headed towards Earth. Oh, great. That'll help with the price of fuel. Right? So don't, no one panic. No one panic because it's not directly. going to hit Earth, but it is apparently the asteroid that's going to come

the closest to Earth that an asteroid has ever come. Well, not ever. Well, not ever, but... There was that one. Remember that one? Oh, the dinosaur. The dinosaur one. Yeah, the dinosaur. But we weren't here. It's just said. We weren't here. It doesn't count. Yeah. I'm saying in our lifetime. That's dinosaur erasure. Oh no, that's what the asteroid did.

Yeah. What are you saying? No, I'm just saying. Show a bit of respect. Anyway, carry on. Anyway, since humans have been on planet Earth, this is the closest an asteroid is going to come to Earth of this size. Of course, there'd be like small ones and, you know, that you wouldn't even see. But this one is big.

It is huge. And according to these reports, it's going to fly past Earth. And there's going to be a hell of a fireworks show when this thing flies past. Okay. Like you're going to see all kinds of fireworks. Yes. And it's going to happen on front. April the 13th, 20209.

Oh, so it's a while away. It's a few years away. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. About three years away. So still time for us to get the drilling crew up there. Still time for us to get Ben Affleck and the boys on the rocket ship? Yeah, Craig. Do you think that's why they're testing all those new rockets?

Do you think that's why Artemis went up? Is it the real reason? I bloody hope not. I hope not. According to this, they reckon that it'll be approximately about 32,000 kilometres from Earth's surface. That doesn't seem like that far. I mean, yes and no.

Like how far is London from New Zealand? Oh, that's a good question. Let's find out. How many, what kilometres? Are we talking kilometres? We're talking kilometres. How many kilometres? London to, should we go, Auckland?

Yes, Auckland. Yeah, okay. London to Auckland, 18,000 kilometres. So no, your number's wrong. What do you mean? My number's not wrong. You're saying that the asteroid is going to come within two Auckland to London's, of Earth? Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes it is. No, no it's not. Yes it is. No, it's not. It's closer than many

satellites floating in space and it's nearly 12 times closer than the moon's average distance from Earth. Cool be Netflix. Their numbers are bloody right because imagine if there's like one number. No, let's hope their numbers are wrong and it's ages away. No, well, it'll be quite cool if it just like kind of zips past, you know? Yeah, real cool. You can see it. We'll be able to see it going on. It's just one thing after another, right?

It's just one thing after a bloody another. Oh, you know who we could send up? Katie Perry. She has had experience in space. And she does have experience with extraterrestrials. Remember that song she wrote? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Aliens will be like, do all humans have cans of

Cream as boobs. They meet Katie Pryan, they're like, ah, we're not coming anymore. We're good. It's ZM's Brea and Clint podcast. We got to do this old thing. Bree and Clint's small town, big deal. If you haven't heard this before,

it's a concept you and I came up with because we're both from small towns. Correct. I'm from a small town in Country, Queensland, and you're from a small-ish town. Run, Rua. It's small. It's small.

It's small. It's small. And the idea is who is the bigger deal from their small town? We call a random place. And all we ask is, have you heard of Clint Roberts? Because it's your turn today. We have called a dentist before, and the lady said she had. I'll admit, I'm not 100% sure I believe her.

I think she was like, yeah, yep. Kind of. Yeah, I guess I've heard of him. I think she was just trying to get us off the phone. Whereas the person we spoke to at Foxy's Bakery last week, or the week before last, genuinely knew you. This is what happened when we called Bree's bakery in her hometown. It's Clint calling from ZM in New Zealand. How are you?

Good. How are you? Yeah, good, good. I work with someone who's from Stanthorpe. Yeah. Brianna. Yeah. That's a genuine win, that one. You didn't even need to prompt her with a name. She knew. I have high hopes for the place we're going to call this week that I can get my first genuine win.

Okay, good. Because the place we're calling is your all-time favorite pub from your small town, the Pig and Whistle. Correct. It's the only place I like to drink when I go home to Rottero. It's also the pub that I got arrested outside of. So they should know you for good or bad reasons. Infamous, yeah. Yeah.

I have my 21st there. Oh, God, there's a lot of history. Yeah, I've had my 21st upstairs at this bar. This one's going to hurt. One of my best friends used to be the bar manager there. This one will really hurt if they say, nah. Never heard. Correct. It will hurt. I'll take it personally.

Let's see what's going to happen. Let's put in the call right now to the Pige and Whistle in Rotoroh. Come on. Come on, guys. Here we go. It's your old mate, Clint Roberts. You know me. Welcome to the Pige and Whistle. Please push one for accounts,

marketing and function inquiries, or push two for the main bar. Come on, guys. Come on, you know your old mate, Clint. You remember me. Like Bree said, for better or worse. Kiota Pick and Whistle, how can we help? Hi, who was that?

Herbie. Herbie, it's Bree here. Herbie, I have a real simple question for you, Herbie. Yep. Do you know the person with a name Clint Roberts? Clint Roberts, yes, I do know that person. Yep, he works on ZM. Herbie, you have made the one Clint Roberts very happy this afternoon.

Yes, Herbie! I knew I couldn't really. I knew I could rely on you, Herbie. I said if there's one place they're going to know me, it's the pig and whistle. And you were the person I was hoping was going to answer the phone. Nice. Do you know Herbie personally?

I know Herbie personally, yeah. I have never met this guy before. I don't know who's sweet. Whatever, whatever. Herbie doesn't want to be associated with you anymore. I think that's a good idea. Distance yourself, Herbie. Well, Herbie, for a change.

Next time I'm in the pig and whistle, I owe you a beer. So thank you very much. It sounds like a plan. Okay, thanks. Goodbye. Herbie, you're like legend. See you, mate. See you.

Oh my God. I am so happy with that. Do you feel vilified? Vindicated? Vindicated? Vildified is when I got arrested outside of the pig of muscle, like I said. Yeah, same, same. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, God, that's a huge win. That's an actual win, a big tick, which means it's two to you, one to me in small town, big deal. Very good. Sorry, I'm quite chuffed with that. It's ZM's Brinklin podcast. We touched on a new reality TV show concept, which is... Art Green. Art Green.

Art Green. The Bachelor. Yeah, so they redo Art Green season of The Bachelor. Yeah. With all the original cast members. So all the same ladies and obviously art. But he chooses again. So we said that this is contingent on him and Matilda breaking up, heaven forbid.

I just had a thought, I don't think it is. Why? I think they don't have to break up. But she gets added into the mix again. She's in there too. Yep. And he has to choose her again. Yeah.

He gets another chance. And it's like, she has to, at the start, she has to go, no hard feelings, bro. So give him permission to choose whoever he wants. But he has to go in with a clean slate. Even though she has birthed three kids to him. Doesn't count. Does not count. No, she doesn't get the advantage.

When he's giving out the roses, he has to be able to, like, put that on the table. Yeah, if anything, it's harder for her. Yeah. Because, you know. I mean, he knows her good parts, but he also knows her bad part. Totally. Where there are other girls, they're a mystery. We talked about Poppy, the woman who farted on the beach

on the season of Art Green's Bachelor. Yeah. And we said, I want to know what she's up to now. Someone texted in and said, guys, Poppy had to move back to the UK because she was tortured here for being the girl that farted on TV. She's now married to a hottie. So is that true?

Swings and roundabouts, you know? That fart is meant to happen. If she didn't fart on that beat, she would have never moved home and she would have never married that hottie. She'd do it again. She should do it again. I would do it again. In fact, let's get her back.

Actually, I want to be on TV just so I could do a fart so I can take the brunt of being the girl who farted on TV for Poppy. You have that opportunity once a year on your television show. I do it every year, but they never put it in the edit. That's new season next week. Bingus cross. We asked you, who was the off-limits person that your ex got with? And God, some of these are confusing.

Oh, yeah. Do you want to start with the most confusing one? No, let's start with the most simple one. Okay, okay. My ex got with my brother's ex-fiancee. My ex got with my brother's ex's fiancé. That's no go, because that person would have been around, that person and the family, would have been a hard pill for your brother to swallow.

Got to admit, I was still a bit confused. but yep. Yeah. Someone said, my ex slept with my ride or die best friend and her boyfriend walked in on who was like brothers with my ex. It was a shit show.

Also, this was the second time that it's happened to me, but with different exes and best friends, I feel like I'm cursed. Wait, this is the second time that one of your exes slept with one of your ride or die best friends and their boyfriend walked in on it

and that person, that boyfriend was best friend, with your brother. That's the second time that's happened to you. I feel like if that is the second time that that's happened to that person, they are cursed. Because how many ride or dies can you have in a lifetime? And how many brothers? Like how many people are you riding and dying for?

Totally. Totally. Surely he's just one. Like unless you're a part of the Fast and the Furious crew. Yeah. You know, it should be one, shouldn't it? Or you can have more than one, I guess. Even if you're in the Fast and Furious crew, you're right or dying for Paul Walker. And maybe... Vin Diesel.

No, you are Vin Diesel. Okay. You write or die for Paul Walker and... Yeah, because he's with your sister. And what's your sister's name? Her, the sister. You write or die for her. Yeah.

You're not right or dying for ludicrous. Nah, not for Ludacris. No. And the other guy. Who's the other rapper? Um... The other one. The other rapper.

You know who I am riding or dying for is Gal Godot. Oh, Gal Godot. I'll do whatever she tells me to do. Well, she didn't Fast and the Furious. Yeah. Ronda Rousey? Yeah, no, but I'm not. Yeah.

We'll see how this fight goes coming up in a couple of months. Yeah, yeah, true, true. What about this one? Are you ready? Yeah, you have to think real hard. I know it's quite difficult for you to concentrate, but are you ready? I'm ready.

Hi, Brian, Clint, very long story, have some popcorn ready. This guy, let's call him Greg dated my sister. Let's call her Sally. So Greg dated this person's sister, Sally. Sally. They broke up and he then started dating my cousin. Let's call her Sarah. Okay, so he's dated your sister and your cousin.

Which, a little bit awkward for the family. Yeah. Five years younger, mind you, five years younger than him. He was 23, she was 18. Okay. Somehow my family was okay with this. My cousin headed back to Aussie for two weeks. Meanwhile, I am dating a girl.

Let's call her Abby. Okay. During these two weeks, everything felt, off between Abby and I. Sarah, my cousin, so the cousin, returned from Australia and lo and behold, Sarah and I both got dumped.

Turns out Abby... Not Greg. And Greg started hooking up and then got together. This sounds made up, but I swear it's true. How hot is Greg? Greg must be smoking. So Greg got your sister, your cousin

and your partner. And the partner. He got the trilogy. Jesus, Greg. Hide your mum at that stage. Yeah, and your aunt, any hot aunties that you have, too. Hide anyone with a pulse around Greg. Tyrese. That was the other rapper.

Tyrese. Tyrese. Yeah. And we're not right or dying for Tyrese. Greg could hook up with Tyrese if he wanted to. Greg has had Tyrese. Easily. Easily.

Yeah, been there, done that. Okay, cool. I felt like we covered a lot of ground. And so did Greg. And so did Greg. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So let's move on to birthday bangers. They're back.

Play Zet. He's Brie and Clint. We're back and it's back. It's time for a birthday banger. All I want from my birthday is a birthday banger. All right, here we go. Number one songs when you turn 16. That's what we figure out here.

And then we'll play our favourite out of the three. Holly is going to go first. Afternoon, Holly. Hi, Holly. Hi. How was your weekend, mate? It was good. It was good.

Oh, good to hear. Hey, all we need here is your birthday. The 11th of the 10th, 1997. All right, that means you were 16 in 2013. And what's funny? No, I'll tell you in a second. Okay. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one.

Banger, Holly. Oh, there's a banger. You into it? Yeah, I'm into it. I'm into it too. One of Katie Perry's biggest, I would say. Absolutely, one of her best. Wasn't even that funny.

It's just someone typed it in as Lady Perry. I thought it was quite funny. It was Claudia. She must be pregnant. What do you call Katie Perry when she's pregnant? Lady Perry. What do you call Katie Perry stuck in track? Lady Perry.

Johnny's here, Johnny. Hi, Johnny. How are you doing? Good, mate. What did you get up to for your weekend? I was up in Auckland, Stang Fano, which is really nice. Oh, lovely. Did you go to the Waz, Johnny?

I did not, but I watched it with my nine-year-old nephew. How bloody good was it? Up the waz, right, Johnny? Oh, so good. So good. I was a ripper. Hey, Johnny, what is your DOB? It is the seventh of the first, 1988.

All right, that means you were 16, Johnny, in 2004. We've done our calculations, and here's your birthday bang. From the black-eyed peas and shut up. This is... This is... A solid black-eyed peas. Very much so, yeah. Yeah, I like it, Johnny. Do you?

Yeah, not bad. Not bad. It brings back some memories, that's for sure. Definitely, that's the idea. Okay, wait there. Eva's going to do their dad's birthday banger. Hi, Eva. Hi, Eva.

Hi. What's dad's name, Eva? Kenny. Kenny. Okay, so we need Kenny's birthday from you. What kind of music has Kenny into, Eva? Um, country. Country.

Whatever we make him listen to. Oh, that's good too. Yeah, yeah. That's a dad's role. So he's into Gracie Abrams, Olivia Rodriguez. And Kenny Rogers. Taylor Swift. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All the best. Hey, yeah, what were you going to say, Eva? First time caller, long-time listener. Yeah, go. First day back and we got one, Bree. They're out there. They are. always out there.

Okay, Eva, what's dad's birthday? The 21st of December, 1981. Oh, it's a bloody Christmas Day birthday for Kenny. He was 16, though, in 1997, and Kenny here's your birthday back. It's too much of something. It's bad enough. Oh, my God. Does Dad like the spice girls, Eva?

He's like, no. He looks very confused. Oh, Kenny, let me just tell you, you've hit the birthday bang of jackpot. Well, we will deliberate over that. There are three options, black eyed peas, and Lady Perry. Katie Perry's out for me. Katie Perry's in for me. Is that what you're voting for?

Yeah, I love that Katie Perry song. There's no way in hell I'm ever voting for that Katie Perry song in that lineup. So I'm voting Spice Girls, of course. But I'd be happy with the Black Opease. We're going to a split vote. Yes. Claudia, you have the power. Bree and I have bonded over that Spice Girls song.

Recently, Claude. Very recently. Recently. It's actually weird that it comes up now because I've never seen it come up in birthday banger before. Never before. But I am aware it's not like one of their top hits. So? But I love it, so I'm going to vote for it.

This is bullshit. I did not think. This is bullshit. Oh, it goes to the show when you have that bond with someone in the lead up. Is that girl power? That's good power. Is that what I just witnessed? That's what girl power's about.

Hey, Eva, even though your dad hates it and I hate it, the winner of birthday banger is Spice Girls. You won. Thank you. You're welcome. Oh my God, this is the best day ever. Brian Clinton is Eddie. I love this show. ZDM's Brey and Clint podcast.

That is your winner of birthday banger this afternoon. From the Spice Girls, 1997's Too Much. This is the best day ever for me. Someone texted her and said, had to take the long way home, effing banger. Bree's choice. Backed up in the split vote by our producer, Claudia.

I owe you, Claude. It's for Eva's dad, Kenny. Who loves country music. I just pictured Kenny during that birthday bang and play out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just picturing, like, Kenny just doing a sexy strip tease to that song. With his daughter and the cat? No, no, when he gets home.

Oh, okay. Yeah, right. Yeah. Okay, that's weird. I also pictured, like, if I ever did a strip tease, I'd probably pick that song. No, it had great... You've told us before what your song is. Oh, don't know.

That's so embarrassing. You've told us what your song is. I need to remember what it is. No! No. can't remember. Is it a Pussy Cat Doll's song? No.

A Britney song? No. If I guess it, you have to tell me. Okay. It's a Sierra song. No. Oh. She has told us.

It's in the archive somewhere. Yep. I've told you the exact song. Give me a genre. Pop. Oh. Is it Ellie Goulding? No.

You're getting warmer. Ban, ban, ban. Right? Not Ellie Goulding. No, no. Getting warmer. Getting warmer though with Ellie Golding. Is it Rihanna?

No. It's not Rihanna. Is it? Is it Gaga? No. Is it Beyonce? No. Is a woman with Ellie Golding?

Help me out, Claudia. Leave me over here by myself. I'm trying to Google old podcast transcripts to see if I can find when she said it. That's messed up, Claudia. When I tell you, which I never will unless you guess it, you'll go, of course. It's one of my favourites. I'm going to work on it. I'm going to work on it.

I need 24 hours. Okay. I'll give you 24 hours and then we close the door. Tomorrow, I will let you. You have to tell me. I will tell you. But I will, okay, here's the deal. I will give you 10 guesses.

Tomorrow. Tomorrow. And if in those 10 guesses, you have the right answer, I'll tell you. And if I get the artist, I get another 24 hours to get the song. That's fair. Yeah. That's fair. Okay.

966. What is Bree, Thomas L's strip tea? this song. I actually... She has said it before. No, I've done a strip tase to this song before. Christina Aguilera? No.

Okay. That's not one of the guesses. That is Brinclent. We're always looking to be better, 1% better every day. We're looking to be number one, aren't we, Bree? Not me. Oh. I'm looking to just cruise through.

Neutral. Right. And don't, don't over-promise. Yeah. And then you can always under-deliver. That's the same. Right, there's not the words I thought we were working too. Oh, is this on air?

Yeah, this is on the, yeah. Always striving to be the best number one drive show in New Zealand. Good stuff, Bree. Who is the number one radio show in New Zealand? You'll know this. Yeah, Mike Hosking. Mike Hosking, the Mike Hosking breakfast show. That's why he's paid over a million dollars.

Over two million, I heard. Is it over two million now? Yeah, each six month period. Well, can I just say for people listening, that is not how it is for the rest of us radio announcers. Like, he is the exception. But it's because he is so good. Okay, and that's why I have this piece of audio here for us to listen to. And we can learn from it.

We can take notes and we can look at what... What is the old Hosk talking about? We can look what the Hosk is doing and we can look to integrate that into our show, conversation topics and turn of phrase, style of language. Okay? Here's a clip from the Hosk that went live to air just last week. By the way, if you're listening to us on 1080 a.m. in Auckland, a quick question, why would you want to listen to me, do you know how good I sound on FM?

I am. If you think I'm good on AM. That's what I was about to say. You do sound amazing on AM. I sound amazing on AM. And if you think you're satisfied with AM, wait until you get the FM experience. So you've got to go to 89.4 FM. And once you get there, you'll never go back because you go, my God, he's coming in both ears. He's what, sorry?

Excuse me, Mike? What did he say? Sorry, Mike, you're what? Can we get a replay of this? Sorry, Mike. Just for a second there. It sounded like you said... My God. He's coming in both ears.

Oh. I mean. Pardon you, Mike. I didn't realize he was. Is that how they talk on Talkback? I've never listened to it. I'm always listening to Fletchbourne and Haley in the morning, so I don't know either. Is that what they're, are they allowed to say things like that?

God, there's filth over there. Yeah. That's pure filth. Yeah, right. Can I just check Claudia as our producer? Yeah. Is the Brea and Clint show on AM? No.

Just on FM. Yeah. So, Bree and I also coming in both ears. Both years all the time. Always have, always will. Yeah, yeah. That's our motto. And there's two of us.

There's only one of him, there's two of us. So it's a double coming in both years. Are we double coming in both ears? Yeah, and that is the official tagline of the Bree and Clint show. That could be the new tagline of the Brinclin show. It's not one year at a time. It's both ears at once, isn't it? Yeah, at the same time.

Because we're on FM. So right now, you talk. Yeah, I'm talking now. So Bree's now coming in both ears. Yeah, I'm coming in both ears right now. And then I'm going to come in both ears now. And then you're coming in both ears now. There you go.

Coming in both ears, both of us. And then now, at the same time, ready? Brian Clint, we're coming in both ears. Did you say bumming? I think I did, actually. I think I had bumming on the mind. That's not what we're doing. That's not what we're doing.

What did I say bumming? What was that? What is that? ZD.N's Brian and Clint. All this week, we have free tickets to the roast of Breanne Clint that we're giving away with the game that we're calling roast or toast. Brainclan's roast or toast.

This is the only way you can get tickets now to the roast of Brian Clint. It's sold out. Sold out. Got to win them off ZM. It's the only way to get him and you've got to either roast us or toast us. Roast us.

Say something mean or witty or funny or a bit bullying. And we can take it, okay? We're inviting it. A bit bullying. A bit bullying. Or toast. If you're not that way inclined,

say something lovely about us. Yeah. You'll go head to head with another roaster or toaster, and our favourite one each day is going to score a double pass to be there. We have two contestants. Kelsey's here. Hi, Kelsey. Hi, Kelsey.

Hi, guys. Before you give it to us, can we hear, are you going to roast us or toast us? Going to roast us. Okay. Lock it in. You'll be going head to head with Chavorn. Hi, Chavon. Hi, Chavon.

Hi, guys. Great. We've got my name right this time. I'm guessing you're going to roast us as well, Chavorn. Yeah, mate. Double roast. All right, our favorite roast is getting free tickets to come to the key theater. Oh, Ter Duck, it's about to happen on the air.

Kelsey, when you're ready, lay it on us. All right, well, Friday O'K is probably the worst thing I've ever heard, worst segment on radio. So as long as we don't have to listen to that at the show, the audience is going to have a great time. Burn. Wow. That was a deep burn.

I didn't even feel like she was putting it on either. No, she wasn't. She was just saying the truth. Yeah, I feel like it was coming from. the heart. It was. I'd be cooking dinner for my kids, who, of course, aren't going to eat it

because that's what kids do. And I'm having to listen to that, and I'm just like, God, Fridays are terrible. You're like, what an awful end to the week. All right. Well, Chavonne, whose name we did get right this time, Steve, you can beat it.

Go on Chaborn. Roast us, Shavorn. All right. You guys have bought a solid career on Brand Clint, proving you don't need to go viral when you can just slowly become background noise for the nation. Again.

Ruthless. Ruthless. I'm so sorry. She pulled out of the end. No, I loved it Chavon. It was very good. Okay. All right.

Geez, only one of you can score this double pass. I think we know which one it is. Oh, you disagree. Who are you saying? We agree? Yeah. Kelsey, we would love to see you at the roast of Brea and Clint.

Oh, thanks, guys. I can find a baby. for my delightful children. Yeah. Or you can bring Chavorn. I can't do it before you. Hey, thanks, guys. I like your dinner, too.

We appreciate both of you. Chavorn's funny. And Kelsey, we'll see you at the Q Theatre on May 8. Well done. We'll see you then, Kelsey. Oh, thank you. No worries. You can roast us or toast us all this week on the Brian Clint show

and score your free tickets to be there. Plus, there's more free tickets tonight on Zedem's Late Show for single people. Single tickets for single people. people with Brooke. She's doing the pre-heat for the roast, a singles event before heading in to sit in single seats at the roast.

Yeah, that's going to be a bit of fun. You can register at ZM online right now. Bree and Clint. We're back after this with more background noise on ZM. ZM's Brean Clint podcast. And that's the end of the show. Oh my gosh, did you guys finish the pit over the weekend? Haven't finished.

It's hard for me. It's hard for me with you guys because I watch all the serious credible television. But I have no one to talk about it with. Yeah, that's fair. It's because you're the smartest on the show and all us dummies. We love the reality. And who do I get to talk to? We love the reality. Yeah, true. Have you watched the pet? Yeah. God, I wasn't expecting

you to be the person I talked to. I know because it's gory and I get, wait, why? No, just a joke. Explain yourself. Just a joke. Just a joke. This is all a joke, by the whole show's a joke. I don't want to talk about with you anymore. Oh, damn, I've ruined it. You did. Oh, you actually upset her this time. Brea, it was a really good show. Yeah, did you watch it?

No, don't talk about the. the pet without me. I'm the guy I want to talk about the pet. Claude, you should watch it too. It's on our neon. I could get into it. Should we meet earlier tomorrow before the show just to discuss the pit? Yeah, that sounds fun. Okay. Yeah, that sounds nice. Should we start our own pit in the pit before the pit? Okay. I don't know what that means, but should we, should we discuss the pit at Peter Pitt? Oh, it's right over there. I reserve a table for three. Can I just check? Can you guys here? I'm not invited to this,

am I? I think there's a mosquito. Yeah. I'm sure Clint doesn't like the pet. I feel like he quite enjoy it. Yeah, I feel like he would like it. The last bit as I deserve this. See you guys tomorrow. Play ZM's Brie and Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok,

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