ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 20th August 2021

Episode Date: August 20, 2021

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The ZM Podcast Network Hello everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint Podcast G'day Hi everybody I'm worried Yeah, I know you are It's milkshake week We're trying to invent a flavoured milk

It's competition Yesterday Bree bought it Don't touch it yet, Don't touch it yet. I feel like I can smell it and it stinks. It doesn't stink. You're thinking about it too much. Yesterday I trusted you. I drank yours. Yeah but you could easily smell that mine was delicious.

Yours was a mint chocolate milk. It smells like Metamucil or something. It is. I haven't even smelled it but I can smell. It does have a... Oh, what is that? It does have a strong protein element to it.

Does it? It stinks. But not in a bad way. No, no, it does in a bad way. Okay, sniff. What is that? Are we doing guessing? Yeah, okay, so now you can sniff and start guessing.

So who knows? Anastasia, you know. I can't say anything. I want to say peanut butter quite quickly. It's peanut butter. Is it like a protein peanut butter? Oh, it's protein powder that's peanut butter flavoured. Why the fuck would I make you a

protein powder milk? That's so boring. No. This is straight. Oh, is it peanut butter slab? No. No, you wouldn't buy those. You wouldn't buy Reese's Pieces No But I've been influenced by the idea

So what you have in your hand Is a peanut butter chocolate milk I thought we were guessing No well you make too many dumb guesses I've got Fortnite to play let's go Bon Appetit everybody Don't fake it It's quite thick

It's quite peanut butter It's more of a thick shake Than a milkshake What did I fucking tell you It's quite But not thick in a good way I've got the ratios wrong It's not bad mate

It's not bad He emptied a whole container Of peanut butter into it I told him Oh no wonder it's whole container of peanut butter into it. I told him. Oh, no wonder it's bad. How much peanut butter would you use? Not that much. The whole thing is literally.

It's four cups of milk. You can nearly spread this on toast. I know. It's so thick. It's too thick. That's a disaster. Wait, so did you put any chocolate in it? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

A lot. Anastasia was forcing me to put more chocolate in it. No, but not enough because, like I said, it dissolves, whereas the peanut butter, that ain't dissolving. I don't mind it. It's not sweet enough. So if I got the ratios right, do you think it's got potential? Oh, the peanut butter is coating my teeth.

I've got like a peanut butter oil coating on my teeth. It's so thick. You know what? If I got the ratios right, do you think it's got potential? I was hoping for some colour differences. I would like to go on Monday, and I'd like to do something actually adventurous, all right? Whoa.

You don't think this is adventurous? No. They do have this at Baskin Robbins in Australia. Do they? Chocolate peanut butter milk. Yeah. This is like Reese's Pieces flavour, you know? I think it's called Reese's Pieces.

I thought we were doing weird flavors. I bought a cheap and nasty peanut butter. I didn't want to waste my picks on you. Yeah, you can tell that it's not the best.

Thanks, bro. Really appreciate it. It's not bad, mate. I like peanut butter. You should have went with the nuts. I'm just happy I'm not losing.

See, I intentionally went for smooth because I knew it was going to go on a blender. I guess it's not a milkshake. It's a flavored milk. I'm going to cleanse my palate with some white chocolate. go on a blender. I guess it's not a milkshake. It's a flavoured milk.

I'm going to cleanse my palate with some white chocolate. That's gross as. Yeah, it's not good, eh? Okay, well, I don't think it's going to win, but is it going to be the worst? It's going to be the worst. No, we don't know that. Whoa, you're talking a big game. Yeah, big game.

Yeah, well, mine is. Wait till you try Ben's sausage milk. Few people already have. Hey-o! Shout out to Ben's lovers. Well, not plural. Well, yeah, no. Well, all right.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Free and close. Birthday banger. The podcast. Yeah. Free and clean. Birthday banger. The podcast. Yeah. Okay, an international birthday banger. By the way, we're in lockdown in New Zealand to our international listeners.

So good to know what you guys have been going through for the last year and a half. Welcome us into the fold. Good to be here. Who are we kicking it off with? Romani Shackcloth from Tassie in Australia. Good old bloody Tassie. Is that Tessie or is that Tessie as in Tasmania? Nah, that's Tassie.

Tassie, okay. Tassie? Yeah, that's how people write Tassie. Is it? I would have done a Z. Really? Tassie. Oh.

Nah, that's Tassie. Tasmania. Romany? Romany? Romany, sure. Yeah, that's Tazzy. Tasmania. Romany? Romany? Romany, sure. Yeah, Romany Sheckloff. Was born on the 15th of April, 1995, so 16 in 2011. And a song that was number one in 2011 was this one.

Oh, I'm on the wrong page. Can you pad for a bit? Well, you know, 20... Do a rhyme about Romany's name. Romany, Romany, Romany. Romany, I've just figured out rhymes with... Got it. Oh, banger.

They'll get Tassie going. When have Tassie's in lockdown? It's literally its own island. Yes. So I feel like if there's anywhere that can... Escape it. Escape it, it's Tassie. Where you going?

What's your name? The song's really weird. I love that song. Snoop Dogg and David Guetta. Romany, you've got a banger. Let's go to Tegan Reid from Autotahi Christchurch in the South Island of New Zealand. G'day, Tegan. Thanks for listening to the podcast.

You were born on the 4th of July, 1991, so you were 16 in 2007. And Tegan, here's your birthday banger. I'll raise a glass of peanut butter milk to that. I actually think that milk has made me ill. And I had three sips. It's getting thicker. It's bad. It's getting thicker. It's like resetting.

Going to the top. Oh. Okay, that's a good birthday banger for Tegan. Last one's for Eric Gitz. Gitz. Gitzluff. Gitzluff. Eric Gitzluff.

Gitzluff. From Portland, Oregon. Oregon. Ben, you'd love Portland, Oregon. You'd fit right in, man. Craft beers, mustaches. Muscles. Slow-cooked meats.

Oh, yeah, muscles. Smouldering good looks. Eric, I'm picturing you to be all those things. And you were born on the 17th of April, 1996. So you were 16 in 2012. And in 2012, we had this number one gem. Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. But here's my number. We had this number one gem Carly Rae Canada's finest

I'm going to go out on a limb That song Pop music genius Absolutely Great song She cursed herself though It was too popular You will never top it

Great song Renna's a great song It was too popular. You will never top it. Great song. Rihanna's a great song. It's Snoop Dogg and David Guetta for me, the winner this week. Yeah. I haven't heard that song very much. Oh, yeah. How good would it be to go to a David Guetta concert now?

It would be cool. Have you ever interviewed him? Yeah. He's lovely. One of the nicest interviews I've ever had in radio. I can't, like, he was so down to earth. Very French as well. Yeah.

Very French. Have a great weekend, everybody. If you're in New Zealand, stay safe in lockdown. And if you're in Australia, stay safe in lockdown. And if you're in America, stay safe in lockdown. And if you're in the UK, there's probably some places. You guys are free, I think. Yeah, good to go. One more hit of peanut butter milk.

One more hit. See you at the bottom. No way. That milk is giving me the dairy sweats. See you next week, everybody. Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in five, four, 2, 1. What a way to start the weekend! 1, 2, 3, 2, 1.

Here we go, alright. Good afternoon everybody. Welcome to the Friday episode of the Brian Clint Show. You have to be drinking a beer if you're not driving whilst listening to this show on a Friday. Or wine or a cocktail of your choice, whatever you want. Or a cola if alcohol is not your vice. Just get something cold and cheers

to the weekend, big weekend of lockdown. We will be taking the Prime Minister live from Parliament when she comes to the stage. We're going to try and catch the second half because we already know the case number stuff. We're going to try and get you live to the announcement about the lockdown extension, if there is one. And let's be honest, there's probably going to be one.

So we'll bring that live to you as soon as that happens. Yeah, we will do that ASAP. So if you're in your car, you're waiting for a COVID test or you just want that update, we will bring it to you live right here. Do you reckon there was just like an audible, no, heard around Wellington this morning when the news came in that they had a bit of it? Yeah, I know.

That was very obviously disappointing for Wellingtonians today, that's for sure. South Islanders are like, shut the straight, shut the airports. Shut it down. We don't have it right now. Just shut it down. Shut all the ships. No one comes in.

No one goes out. I feel so bad for all the people that are stuck in certain places. All the people, especially in Queenstown, there's a whole bunch of people who can't get home. Really? It's horrible. And obviously they tried to get home and then they extended the period for another 24 hours to try and get everyone home.

Yeah. I mean, not a bad place to be stuck in. It's good to say. But it would cost a lot of money if you obviously don't have a place down there or you don't know anyone. And so thinking of those guys, because at the end of the day, you just want to get home. Yeah. You want to be locked down in your own house.

Well, you want to be locked down in your own house or locked down in a really nice Airbnb if you can afford it. I wonder what happens if you're staying in an Airbnb and then this happens. And you can't leave. And you can't leave. Yeah, fascinating. Is it free or... I can't imagine it, would it? I don't think it's free, no.

Maybe it's like a discounted price or something. Okay, let's play some music, play some Friday jams. We will do Tradie vs Lady eventually. We just will try and take the Prime Minister first and figure out what's going on with this lockdown. So as soon as she's up there, we'll get her live on ZM. And then we'll get into

everything else. Then we'll get into our mahi. Here's Fugie on ZM. Brian Clint. Listen up. Brian Clint. ZM. Brian Clint, that's Gilly Glockton. My life would suck without you. If you missed it, the announcement out of Parliament, lockdown nationwide being extended until 11.59pm on Tuesday, so essentially Wednesday,

and an announcement on whether it gets extended further will be made on Monday. But for now, just know the rest of the country, the whole country, it's a lockdown weekend. We're staying home. Yeah, so make some things, drink some drinks and watch some things. Yeah, sounds good. Free and Cleanse.

Tradies versus Lady. We're playing some Tradies versus Lady right now with us. The Tradies could tie it all up here, right here, right now, sitting on 66 wins for the year. The Ladies sitting at 67. Let's start with our Tradie for the year. The ladies sitting at 67. Let's start with our tradie for a change. He is 27 years old.

He's from Ototahi Christchurch, and his brother won tradie for best lady just yesterday. No way, Logan. Is he from a successful family? Welcome to the show, Logan. Wait. How's it going? Logan, are you in lockdown with your brother?

No. Oh. Oh. Right. I was going to say they're working together as a pair. No rules against that, actually. No, there is no rules against that. You'll be going head to head with our lady today. She's from Wellington.

She's 21 and she's a registered nurse. She just finished work. Welcome to the show, Amelia. Amelia, fair to say you will be a little bit tired. I am, yeah. I bet you are. I bet you've had an absolutely exhausting shift. Yeah.

Hectic day in the capital, to be fair. Let's win somebody 50 bucks cash. Amelia, your buzzer is lady. Logan, your buzzer is tradie. First to three points gets 50 bucks cash. Thanks to KFC. Good luck, everybody. Here we go.

Question number one. How many COVID cases do we currently have in New Zealand as of 3 p.m. today? Lady. Yes, Amelia. 31. I was betting you would know that one, Amelia. That question was tailored for you perfectly. Question number two, one to the ladies.

Lorde's third album was released today. What's it called? A, Solar Moon, B, Band-Aid, C, Solar Power, or D, Moon Solar? Lady. Amelia Just.

Amelia Just. A? No, not Solar Moon. Good show, though, called Sailor Moon. That used to be on TV. Logan, you were never stabbed. Is it C? Which was?

Solar something else. Solar power. That is correct. It is solar power. One question apiece. Here we go. Question number three. How many levels are there in the COVID alert level system?

Three. Amelia? That was so tight. So hard to pick. Are we at one point each? Yeah. Okay, Amelia. Four.

It is four, which we are currently in level four. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number four. The Bree and Clint show is sponsored by KFC. Name a burger on the KFC menu. Lady. Amelia, who's the winner? The Zinger Burger.

You got it. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. That's your favourite. And you got the 50 bucks. Nice work. All thanks to KFC. Thank you so much.

You bloody deserve it, mate. And good luck for the rest of lockdown The ladies finish the week Still on top for the year That's 68 games to 66 It's close though Yeah the trainees have never been in front Not since this game began

It's as close as it's ever been It's bloody close It's time for another round of Quarantine Cluedo It's where you go to of Quarantine Cluedo. It's where you go to a particular room in your house. We get to ask you one question each, and then we guess what room you're in. Let's go to our first contestant, Logan.

Good afternoon. G'day, mate. G'day, mate. Hey, mate. Or is this, should we call you Mr. Logan Longshorts? Well, Professor Pottymouth is back. Professor Pottymouth. Wait, is that what you were called last time? I played last year.

Hey, perfect. We'll take that, Professor Pottymouth. Professor Pottymouth, can I ask you a question about the room that you're in? Because we get to ask one question, any question, just not the question, what room are you in? All right. Would your mum get angry at you if you went into this room with shoes on? No. No, okay.

Mr. or was it Professor Potty Mouth? Briefs or boxer shorts? In this room? Just in general, I think. Just in general, yeah. Oh. Probably opt for the boxer shorts, you know? Right.

Don't know how that helps at all. It doesn't. Right. Thanks for wasting a question. I don't even need it. You're a bit restricted with briefs, to be honest. I don't even need it because I know he's in the toilet. He's not in the toilet.

He's in the garage. He's not in the toilet. He's in the garage. Potty mouth. Final answer. Well, we're locking them both. One each. Where are you? I am in my bedroom. Could be a toilet.

Whose mum doesn't get it? Can I just say something? Yeah. Really quickly. Last year I played this game and Bree, I was in the closet and you, do you remember now? Is it all flooding back? Have you come out of the closet yet? He's in his bedroom.

So let's play the celebration music. There he is. Logan, you beat us. We always love having you on the show, Logan. Call back again soon, mate. Let's get Sarah on. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi, you beat us. We always love having you on the show, Logan. Call back again soon, mate. Let's get Sarah on. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah.

Hi, how's it going? Professor Sarah Slyfingers. Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one. Slyfingers. No one wants Slyfingers. Slyfingers. But if you've got kids, it's probably a good thing, right?

Yeah, right. For sneaking some chocolate into your mouth or medicine into theirs. Yeah. You got it. You know what it's like, eh, mate? Yeah, I know for sneaking some chocolate into your mouth or medicine into theirs. You got it. You know what it's like, eh, mate? Yeah, I know. I can relate. Sarah Slyfingers, can I ask, the room that you're in currently,

seeing as you have kids, would you leave your kids unsupervised in this room? Potentially, yes. Right, okay. Slyfingers. It's not the kitchen then. No, not the kitchen. You don't want the kids in the kitchen.

No. Sly Fingers, would you say that this room could have a TV in it, even if there's not a TV in it? Yes. Yes. That narrows it down. Couldn't any room have a TV in it, even if there's not a TV in it? A room that's likely to have a TV in it.

Right. Would it be weird for a TV to be in there? Yeah. Yeah, likely to have a TV in it. Right, would it be weird for a TV to be in there? Yeah. Yeah, right. No, it wouldn't be weird, no. Okay, so it's bedroom or living room. Are there any other rooms that would have a TV in it? Do we have a TV in the bathroom?

If you've got a TV in the bathroom, then that's weird. Okay, alright, if your logic is correct, she's in the bedroom because you don't have to supervise kids in their own bedroom. Not in my bedroom. I'm going to say the living room. Bree is correct. Yes!

Bree is correct. I'm in the lounge. You don't want the kids going near the top drawer, Sarah. Thank you. That's what we say now, Housel. Sarah, sly fingers. I don't want to know what's in your top drawer. Holly's here.

Hi, Holly. Hi, Holly. Hi, how's it going? Hi. Colonel Holly, how's about that weather? So good. Now, knowing that the opportunity to play this game from your car in a quarantine testing station hasn't been used yet,

odds are that Holly is in her car, you know? It's just a game of numbers. So you don't even want to use your question? No, I do. Holly, my question is more of a request. Could you cough twice for us, please? Ooh, it's chesty. It's chesty. Very. I'm going to ask such a specific question. Holly?

Would you say the room you're in has a lot of buttons in it? Somewhat, yes. The car. It's the car. Is it the car? It's got to be the car. What other rooms have buttons?

The kitchen. Well, the kitchen. But, I mean, other than the microwave, it doesn't have that many. What about the stove? Oh, yeah. What about the fridge? What fridge do you have? One that has a temperature setting. Holly, I think you're in the car.. What about the stove? Oh, yeah. What about the fridge? What fridge do you have? One that has a temperature setting.

Holly, I think you're in the car. Are you in the car? The car. I'm not. I'm in the office. Yes, the office. A lot of buttons in the office. The office has a lot of buttons.

Oh, that was such a bad question. One from three. Have a great weekend in isolation. Oh, what a bloody lockdown, Holly. No worries. And maybe go and get a COVID test. That cough great weekend in isolation. Oh, what a bloody lockdown, Holly. No worries. And maybe go and get a COVID test. That cough sounds bad, mate. A bit chesty, Holly.

A little bit chesty. Maybe just a lemon honey to see you through. Time for the later. Speaking of Friday jams, Dean is here with one of the most iconic 90s acts of all time, rumoured to be getting back together. Hi, Dean. Hi, Dean. Hi, guys.

Yeah, look, I was the biggest Destiny's Child fan ever. I went to their concert in Brisbane. I have every album. I have everything. Here's what's happened today. Shut the hell up, Dean. I have not heard this news yet. Are you serious?

Let me explain how. Well, look, here's the theory, right? So today, Destiny's Child on their Twitter and Facebook changed their header photo. You know how, like, you have, like, the big photo at the top of your Facebook page or at the back of your Twitter? It changed. Now, let me describe what it changed to.

I've never seen this logo before, but basically they have, it's a black background with Destiny's Child in a new type of font. Now, I can tell you that because I'm an obsessed fan and I've never seen this font before. So does this mean that Destiny's Child are doing a rebrand and are they doing a rebrand because they're coming back? Are they doing this? Now, that's the first thing.

That's the first giveaway. The other part of this is that, you know, you've seen, I don't know if you follow all of them on social media, but they've all been hanging out. And Beyonce has just spent a year and a half in lockdown writing new music. We have new music coming from her. So is the new music part of Jessie's Child? Are they getting back together?

The last time we saw them perform was Coachella, of course. And yeah, and until that, it's been years before that. The world is ready for a Destiny's Child reunion. And I don't just mean like a Spice Girls style tour reunion. The world's ready for a new Destiny's Child, right? They get back together. They make an album. They tour that album.

And they could do it because they're all such talented musicians. They could properly do it, you know? I was not expecting this to be the band to get back together. You think it was built up? Who did you think it was going to be? I thought it was going to be like a bit of a, like a gimme, like, yeah, like NSYNC or the Backstreet Boys or something. NSYNC without Justin Timberlake?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. Do you realise how exciting that is? It's huge. That's awesome. I'm so stoked. Here's my thing.

Yeah. I will say this, and I don't mean to be negative or anything like that. You. I'm so stoked. Here's my thing. Yeah. I will say this, and I don't mean to be negative or anything like that. You know I'm not like that, but my thing is this. I don't think Beyonce would. Oh, right. You don't reckon she would?

No, I reckon she would. I think the times have changed. I think she needs to do something different, and what's more different than reuniting with, you know? This might be an unpopular opinion, but she hasn't really had big, massive hits in the last however many years. And this could...

Maybe she needs the power of three. I mean, they're so amazing together. All I'm saying is this could revive everything. Watch this space. That is the latest lab out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent and Destiny's Child superfan, Dean McCarthy. Thanks to liquid self-service lunch mats,

you can wash and dry duvets from $8 and under an hour. Dean, I've just realised, are you their child? You're the... If you missed it, we're locking down until at least Wednesday, midnight on Tuesday. That's where the lockdown nationwide has been extended until. Speaking of lockdown, this might be a good heads up for anyone who is in lockdown with maybe a new partner or maybe actually just any partner,

probably more new relationships though. Oh, yeah, and you've decided to do lockdown together? I've decided to lockdown. If you're in a new relationship like that, are you hoping for a short lockdown or a long lockdown? Well, that's the risk. You've taken such a huge risk because we could be in this for four weeks. Depends how long, how new it was.

Oh, it depends on so many factors. And how much alcohol I could get delivered to my house. There's a situation that I was reading about where this guy has asked for advice and he's talking about this girl that he's recently started seeing and they're in a

relationship and he's like, there's this girl, she's a complete, I vibe with her completely. She's hot, she's funny, she's sarcastic, caring and hyper-intelligent, the total package. Great, good for him. He said, the cornerstone of our connection though is that we're completely honest with each other. Yep.

So that's like a part of their relationship where they're just absolutely brutally honest sometimes. Okay. Anyway, he said it's liberating being with someone so confident in themselves who has opinions but doesn't come across as opinionated and who is open to discussing anything without judgment. Right.

He then says, Sue, the other night we were hanging out sharing drinks and somehow the beauty scale, the ranking the looks out of 10, comes up in a convo. I told my lovely companion that if I didn't know her and based solely on superficial appearance, I would give her an 8 out of 10. Idiot!

No, wait, wait, wait. Idiot! But I added straight after that if I actually considered her, I would consider her a 10 given how much more there is beneath the surface. He's just shot himself in the foot twice. He's like, oh, but, you know, with your personality and everything, it brings you up a scale. Anyway, he then goes on to say.

It might only be an 8, but other stuff makes up for it. He then goes on to say she was really, like, shocked and not impressed with the comments. So he told her that the nine threshold, so nine and ten, nine and above, is reserved for starlets and models who make a living based on their appearance and that the ten is basically unattainable since that implies perfection.

What is he up to? The 10 is reserved exclusively for your partner. Like you don't even give models and starlets, in your words, the 10. They get the 9 and your partner gets the 10. Watch this. I'm going to give you a live role play. Bree, what would you, like if you had to,

what would you rate your partner out of 10? 10. Whoa, that was fast. 10. Yeah, absolutely. Maybe even 10 and a half. Arguably not fast enough. Ben, what would you rate your girlfriend out of 10?

10. Absolutely. Smack on. There's no hesitation. You don't think about it. Because it's right. It's a 10. He's backed it up.

He's doubled down. It's always a 10. And this guy has obviously, he's doubled down so many times, he's now putting a pool in in the backyard. He's dug so deep. Because he's dug such a massive hole. Try it on me. Try it on me.

Clint, what about you? 11. See? See? That's the correct way to. It's just a reflex. It is a reflex like when you have to slam the brakes on when you're driving a car.

10. That's it. It's 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. like when you have to slam the brakes on when you're driving a car. Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! How much internet is New Zealand using while we're in lockdown? Sorry, hold on. I'm just dialing up here.

Connected. Just getting on MSN. Just want to see if my mates are on. Yeah. Mum! Get off the phone! I'm not the internet It's the bloody hell

Oh It's the drive-by mum See that joke doesn't make any sense to Gen Z It makes sense to you though right They don't understand that at all They don't even know what that noise is Anastasia our resident Gen Z Did you get that joke

Did you get that joke Yeah Did you get that joke? Yeah, we lived on a lifestyle block out in the country, so we had that for ages. They've still got it. Did you know I didn't watch a YouTube video at home until I was 15? Really? Yeah.

That explains a lot. All right, that joke makes sense to the rural community and millennials and above. Rural Gen Z. When I was growing up, we had to have a massive satellite on the top of our house just to get dial up. That was so slow, you couldn't watch anything. Do you know what you sound like now? What?

You sound like that version of our parents when they're like, when we were kids, we didn't even have a TV. We've reached that point of our lives where we're like, when we were kids, if you wanted to go on the internet, you couldn't use a telephone. I knew one day I would turn into my mother. I just didn't think it'd be so soon. And we're here. On Wednesday evening, traffic on the Chorus Network saw a record amount of internet being used, Wednesday being our first night of lockdown. New Zealand used 3.6 terabits per second.

Jeez. Or TBPS. I terabits per second. Jeez. Or TBPS. I know exactly what that means. Well, to put it into perspective, it was 27% more internet than we used on Monday night. How much more? 27%. Wow.

So an increase of over a quarter. And it was an all-time high for our broadband network. Our first lockdown in March 2020, we peaked at three terabits per second, and now we're at 3.6. So we're higher. We're higher. And there's not more of us,

so we must just be doing more stuff. That's nearly as much as what I used when I went to Australia that time and used the global roaming, the work room. No, you didn't use global roaming. That's why you got the bill. Oh, right. No, I actually, how much did I use?

30 gigs. Yeah, I don't know how much gigs you used, but you used $9,000 worth of data. No, they said that's if they hadn't applied this special thing. They hadn't applied this special thing. Well, I didn't get a bill, so. In total, New Zealanders consumed,

if that bit doesn't make sense to you, this will make no sense to you New Zealanders consumed 26 petabytes of data yesterday What are you talking about? That is the equivalent of a Netflix HD stream Running on your TV for a thousand years Just tell us how much porn people are watching A thousand years of HD porn Wow In one day That is a lot of porn That's how much porn people are watching. A thousand years of HD porn. Wow.

In one day. That is a lot. That's how much we used yesterday. That is so much. Unfortunately, yesterday and today, I have not used any internet at my house. Oh, you're saving some for the rest of us. You're conserving internet. No, I wish I was.

My partner, who's a nurse, there's that deal going around where you can sign up for six months free with that company. Yes, such a good offer. Such a good offer. So we did that last week. All the frontline workers get offered it. Yeah, which is great. And we signed up for it last week and we were like, yeah, this will be great. And then we forgot about that

and yesterday, or last night rather, that kicked in and turns out we don't have the right modem for that internet provider. So we're in lockdown with no internet. That's

you have timed this so badly. Could it be a worse time to have no internet? Going into the weekend as well, like at least on a weekday you can come in here and do your internetting. Well you said you go to me. You should just download episodes of what you want to watch on the work

Wi-Fi. Just see if Pirate Bay works on the work Wi-Fi. I can't even remember how to use it. I'll ask producer Ben. He's got that fire. So at this stage you're doing lockdown with no internet. No internet. Oh rookie. I bet there's, it's not good, eh?

How much data do you have on your phone? We've got work phones. I think 30 gigs on the phone. Oh, yeah, you'll go through that. Which I could, I mean, that'll last a couple of days. You think about it, if you're streaming a full movie on Netflix, that's not going to last long. No.

I think a movie's a couple of gigs. Yeah. So you can watch three movies total or like ten movies total and that's it, you're done. I wonder if anyone out there is doing lockdown with no internet like you. There's got to be people. Or you're on a shit plan and you basically have already maxed out. You haven't used it all.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just already. The kids have been on the iPads. Are you doing lockdown with no internet and what are you doing for fun instead of the internet? Yeah. What are you resorting to to keep yourself entertained? I started watching daytime television today.

It's bad, eh? I watched Judge Jerry. It's where Jerry Springer is a judge and he's telling people, laying down the law. Do you know how bad that is? It sounds awful. It's horrible. If you are doing lockdown without internet,

we want to hear from you on 0800DIALZM. Or you can text us if you've got data on 9696. We'll set it up as like a support group, you know, for offline people. Yeah, a bad plan or no internet at all for lockdown. Brie and Clint. Back from Mike Posner for Friday Jams, it's called Please Don't Go.

You might have to listen to that on CD this weekend if you don't get your internet sorted in time. Yeah, it's going to be a long weekend. I'm going to get a lot done in the yard. How are you listening to music? Brie doesn't have internet at her house during lockdown. I have just thought about the music thing. Yeah. Do you still have any CDs?

I've got some in my car. Do you have a CD player? No. This is the thing, eh? My uncle sent me a CD last Christmas. He recorded an album and he sent it to me. I was like, oh cool, I'll check this on. Oh my god, nowhere. Even my cars don't have CD players anymore. I loved that my car, my old I'll check this on. Oh, my God. Nowhere. Even my cars don't have CD players

anymore. I loved that my car, my old car used to have a CD player in it still. I quite liked it. I was like, oh, you know, if you go into bad reception, you can always throw a CD in. But car companies are like, come on, man. Come on, bro. We gave you an ox port. Yeah, that's true. We want to talk to some people

who are doing lockdown without internet. Sandy's here. Hi, Sandy. Hi, Sandy. Hiya. talk to some people who are doing lockdown without internet. Sandy's here. Hi, Sandy. Hi, Sandy. Hiya. You don't have any internet for lockdown? No, I don't. And Sandy, why don't you have internet for lockdown?

I've never had internet. I don't feel I need it. I've got my cell phone and I do what I need to do online on my phone. Right. And I've got my Sky TV and I've got my dog that needs a walk. Yeah, your dog that needs a walk. And the dog doesn't need Wi-Fi? No, he doesn't need Wi-Fi.

No, he's cool. Right, so I think this is the key. You've got your Sky TV, which gives you an array of stuff to watch. You've got my Sky so you can watch. Yeah, right. Yeah, well, that makes sense, Sandy. And you can jump on the internet on your phone if you need to. What internet stuff do you do on your phone?

I do my bill paying. I do a bit of Facebooking. And I do a bit of texting. And I can send emails. I can do anything I can. I've got so much data that I could probably... Can you loan some to Bree? Can you head over to Bree's house and she'll tether you for a bit?

Because she's got none. Giving me some of that data. I wish I could. Oh, whereabouts are you in New Zealand, Sandy? I live in West Auckland in Ranaway. Oh, you're just up the road from me. Hey, stay safe for lockdown in case Sandy might see you out on the streets. I'm one of the essential workers, so I'm just going home. Oh, you're just up the road from me. Hey, stay safe for lockdown in case Sandy might see you out on the streets. I'm one of the essential workers.

I'm just going home. Oh, lovely, Sandy. I appreciate you. I might see you at your house to tether some of that data. Dylan's not here. Dion, sorry. You don't not have internet. You don't have another essential during lockdown.

What is it? No, I've got no hot water at the moment. Oh, no. Why? It's a problem that we've had for the last couple of weeks with the hot water cylinder and we've had plumbers out about seven, eight times so far over the

last couple of weeks. You're joking. Terrible timing. You're not getting a plumber for at least a week, eh? Oh, we actually had one there today. Oh, did you? Yeah, he replaced the element but I think it's an electrical problem. So, again, still got no hot water. Are you doing that thing where you boil a couple of jugs of water to run yourself a bath?

Is that how you're doing it? Mate, I don't have a bath, so I did boil the jug and had a bucket of hot water in the shower. Oh, Dion, you poor, poor human being. Hey, Dion, question for you, because you've been living like this for a while now. What would you rather for lockdown? You have to pick one, no hot water or no internet. No hot water, mate, for sure, because at least I can get some hot water.

I can still boil it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I agree with you. I would pick the no hot water too. I'd rather stink but be able to watch some good TV. But I'd be in my tracksuit pants and I don't have to see anyone. Yeah, then smell fresh and read a book. Absolutely.

For sure. All right, Dion, keep up the good work, mate. You know why, though? Why? Because the hot water thing affects you for a small part where you can have a cold shower. Internet's ubiquitous. Whereas internet is throughout the whole day. Yeah. Ray is here. Hey, is throughout the whole day. Yeah.

Ray is here. Hey, Ray. Hi, Ray. Hey. You have a hack for entertainment in the evenings without internet. What is it? Yeah, so I'm re-watching Charmed on DVD. I love that, Ray.

How many seasons of Charmed were there? Eight. Have you got them all on DVD? Of course. God, what a fan. Back when I was in high school, that was a bribe my mother used to give me every time I got a merit or an excellence on an NCEA in general. I'd get another season on DVD.

That is so cool, and you've held on to them as well. Hey, Ray, what happens if you finish Charmed? Do you have anything else on DVD Once upon a time Vampire Diaries Yeah you did You're big on the vampire thing What about Buffy

I don't have Buffy Sabrina the Teenage Witch No Twilight I'm just having a look right now You can get the 6th season of Charmed Sabrina the Teenage Witch. No, I don't think they do that. Yeah, what else is there? I'm just having a look right now. You can get the sixth season of Charmed. It's a three-disc set on DVD on Trade Me Right Now for $10.

That's a lot. They were like $60 when I bought them. Yeah, I know. Girl, they're going down in price, unfortunately. Who would have thought DVDs weren't an appreciating asset? In all fairness this was like 10 years ago when she started buying them.

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Podcast Network in partnership with Spark Lab. Bree and Clint. We're looking for a morale boosting request this afternoon. A song that's going to bring the mood of the nation up, up, up, up, up. It exists. It always exists. There's always a perfect song. There is. But can we find it? Sometimes you need to play some of them to get a feel and you know when you play it.

We'd like an impartial judge. We always like a moderator in this segment. So if you want to be our impartial judge, you can call right now on 0800 DIAL ZM. As we run through some of the contenders this week, we said that we would like something that acknowledges our Friday vibe and something that acknowledges an extended lockdown. So someone's come through and said,

that's Bon Jovi, baby. Great song. Personally, I hate Bon Jovi, but I appreciate the sentiment today. It's a great song, though. Yeah. Someone has come through and said this. I think this is much fresher and much better.

Who doesn't love rudimental? Especially this song. And John Newman. This would do it. This is a throwback though What about Bob Sinclair This has got Friday vibes eh Definitely Friday vibes that song

Big throwback She's cancelled her show in New Zealand twice Because of Covid Is it Alanis Morissette? Do you like that? The vibe. Is it better than this? No.

No. It's not better than this. No. So I think it has to go straight away. Is this better? So let's use that as the litmus test Is this better than Bohemian Rhapsody? Give me, give me, give me I'm mad at the midnight Great song

Great song But it's Bohemian for me Oh, okay, are you decided? I'm decided, I think You're decided? I'm not stuffing around today I know it's a super long song If Isaac agrees with you Are you decided? I'm decided, I think. You're decided? I'm not stuffing around today. I know it's a super long song.

Well, if Isaac agrees with you, then my vote is irrelevant. It's all over. Isaac, welcome to the show. You are our impartial judge. How's your lockdown going? Yeah, not too bad. Yeah, good. Did you hear all of the songs that are on offer today?

Yeah, I reckon they're all pretty shit. Oh, okay. All right. Tell us what you really think, Isaac. I love the honesty. The only song they play is like Toye or What's the Time, Mr. Wolf. What's the Time, Mr. Wolf? Isaac, you rogue traitor.

You're meant to be impartial. You are literally the opposite of impartial. Okay. What do you do now? Well, I can outvote him. I can outvote him. Oh, true. So what do you do now? Well, I can outvote him. I can outvote him. Oh, true. So what do you do? Or we can add, because he's our guest,

we can add Poirier as a contender. Yeah, add it. Hang on, hang on, wait on. Jeez, Isaac. God, you've really thrown a spinner in the works here. Where are you calling us from, by the way? I'm on the Coventry Coast. Of course you are.

Lovely part of the world. It can be this. It can be this. Bray, you need a vote between Bohemian Rhapsody and Poirier. I don't think it's going to matter because I think you're going to vote with Isaac, regardless of my vote. So is every other Kiwi. Isaac, can you offer us an inspirational,

motivational, just a little, a small speech about why it should be Poirier? Oh, I don't know. It's a Kiwi song, you know. Everyone wants to get pissed at it. You know, I reckon that's about all it'll take us up to. No, he sold me on it.

Isaac, you sold me hook, line and singer. Honestly thought he had a few more words in him, but nah, he's me on it. Isaac, you sold me hook, line and finger. Honestly thought he had a few more words in him, but no, he's short and sweet. Why do you need a few more words? That's all you need. Enjoy your lockdown, Isaac. See you, Isaac.

You too. Thank you. See ya. Brian Clint's in him. Brian Clint. Time for the one second song challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. One second song challenge. Sorry, I turned my mic off to eat some chips and then I forgot to turn it back on.

This is the one second song challenge where we go head to head guessing songs and you play with us. And if you win on the team that you're on, you get 50 KFC chicken dollars. Sian is here. Hi, Sian. Hi, Sian.

Hi. Hi. Whose team are you playing on, mine or Bree's? Team Clint, please. That means, Holly, you'll be on my team. Welcome aboard. Hi, Bree. Thanks.

Come on, mate. How's your phone line? We need a good, crisp phone line. Can we get a testies, testies, one, two, three out of you, please, Holly? Testies, testies, one, two, three. We can hear her well enough. Well enough. We'll go with it, Holly. Anastasia, what are we in for?

This week's theme, we're going for artists that are releasing albums this year. Obviously, Lorde's dropped today, so we are going through some of the ones that have and some of that are going to. Okay. No idea who's releasing albums. I mean Kanye's got one coming out. Does he though? Kanye is not on the list

because he hasn't confirmed anything. Yeah we can't trust him. We're only taking official sources here. Okay. Alright so Bray and Clint are going to be on round one. Your buzzers are your names. Let's see song number one. Great. Justin Bieber.

Sorry? The confidence. I thought he had it. That's the Chainsmokers and Roses. No. Both of us. Closer. Closer.

And actually the Chainsmokers aren't releasingoser. It's closer. And actually the chainsaw is our releasing album. It's actually horsey. But we'll press fast there, pretend it didn't happen. All right, Sian and Holly, hopefully you're better than us. Okay. All right, girls. So I'm going to say the song and you just yell out your name when you're not. Let's hear song number two.

Don't you think that it's boy... Ollie. Ollie's in. Lord. Royals. Oh, no, Holly! Regist, Shan. Lord's Green Light.

Oh! Shan! Oh, no. Guys, it's tennis court. Okay, no points on the board. Let's keep going. Oh, my gosh. All right, no.

Back to Brinkland. Let's hear song number three. Three. Coldplay, Paradise. Finally. Finally. Finally. How did you get that one? Oh, you didn't get it?

No. I think it's because we played it last week. We did for our initial birthday banger. And that's why I'd heard it, yeah. All right, team Holly and Bria, one point up. They've got a new one coming out at the end of the year. Girls, are you ready? Yeah.

Awesome. Let's hear song number four. Bye. Holly. Holly's in. It's Ed Sheeran. What song, though? Shape of You.

What was that? What was that? Shape of You. You're so good with the artist, Solly. You're so close. Do you want a free guess? Shan, you there? Oh, sorry.

I'm not Ed Sheeran. I've got no idea, though. Yeah, what song do you think he's singing? I don't know. Like if he was Singing any song What would it be Singing Sing

It was sing It was sing Okay We're running out of time So if you guys Get this next point You win the game Yeah

Alright Is it our turn to play Or do you want them to play I'm happy for them to play. Oh, yeah, but if your team gets the next point. Right, gotcha, okay. Let's just end it. All right.

Ben, you ready? Is it our turn? It's Brian Clint's turn. Yell out your name. Okay. Let's hear song number five. Great. Gwen Stefani.

Bananas. Hey, you know what Gwen Stefani Hollaback Girl Sudden death We're at sudden death We're at sudden death Shan Holly

Are you ready Yes we're ready Yella When you know this one Come on Holly Come on Holly Shan Oh Shan Can we go Um Lizzo Come on, Holly. Come on, Holly. Jen.

Oh, shit. Good one. Lizzo. Shit, I don't know the song. That means Holly gets a free kiss. Free kiss, Holly. No. I missed the song.

Everybody gets KFC tonight. Congratulations. You're winners. Brie Here we are, your winners. Bree and Clint. Friday Oki. And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment. F-F-F-Friday Oki. I love Friday Oki. It's the best. I listen

every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks Bree and Clint. You've made my Friday again. F-F-F-Friday Oki. Thanks, Brian Clint. You've made my Friday again. B-b-b-Friday-okey! So, Friday-okey law states that we select a song each, we take a week about, and we spend 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer.

Last week, I chose Fergie. Yeah, Big Girls Don't Cry. Big Girls Don't Cry, and you roasted me. It was a terrible song choice. Great song, terrible song for us to sing. Horrible song choice, too hard. And then you've turned around this week and done the exact same thing.

So on Wednesday I selected a lockdown themed song. I was like, oh, let's keep it topical. You know, let's do something to do with lockdown. So I selected Bruno Mars, Locked, Out of Heaven. Which I thought was like a mid-ranger. I thought this was good for both of us. Do you not hear how high he is?

I didn't follow my own rules and have a practice beforehand. I just blindly backed myself to nail it. Thank God we're in lockdown and there's not as many people in their cars. What you're about to hear is the best Bree and I could do with Bruno Mars for Friday Oaky this week. You have to suffer through both of them and then vote on 0800 dials at M. Who has the best Bruno Mars?

Yeah, yeah. Oh my God. I'm not saying I'm proud of this. No, we're going to hear it. But here's my bro-no. I never had much faith and love or miracles. Never want to put my heart on the line.

But swimming in your world is something spiritual I'm born again every time you spend the night Cause your sex takes me to paradise Yeah, your sex takes me to paradise And show-os Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you make me feel like I've been locked out of heaven

for too long. For too long. Tried to change the key on it. I think it worked. Trying to bring it down into my range. It's solid. You reckon? Yeah.

Hey, I haven't heard mine, but I know I didn't do that good. I'm not saying anything. Working with what he had, Ben has done an excellent job. Ben sounds like he polished your turd in a big way. Well, let's see if yours compares. Here we go, everybody. Oh, no. This is Breeze.

Oh, yeah. Locked out of heaven. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Huh. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Huh. Never had much faith in love or miracles.

Miracles. Who? Never want to put my heart on the line. Who? Oh, no. Swimming in your water, something spiritual. Spiritual. Who?

I'm born again every time you spend the night. Cause your sex takes me to paradise. Yeah, your sex takes me to paradise. And it's show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cause you make me feel like I'd be locked out of heaven. For too long. For too long.

She pulled it back in the chorus, eh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm really sorry. That's your fault. It is all my fault this week. I picked this. I'm really sorry That's your fault It is all my fault this week I picked this I'm really sorry But we would like Five people

If there are still five people Listening to ZM To call 0800 dial ZM right now And vote on the winner Of Friday Oaky It's a lockdown special okay We're just trying to keep Your mood light for lockdown

You know Come on guys If you're in your car Or if you're at home, we'd love you to vote. 0800 dial ZM. Who did the best version? Who's the best of the worst? If we had no one listening before that, we definitely don't have anyone listening now.

Bree and Clint. Friday Oki, where we sing for you every Friday. And you tell us who did the best job, who did the best version of that song, who did the best cover. We might be in lockdown, but you and I are going to be locked up after that. Locked out of the station.

For lockdown, we did Locked Out of Heaven. I think we did a pretty good job. Mine sounded like this. And yours sounded like this. It's so bad even the highlight've been locked out of heaven. It's so bad even the highlight's been cut short this week. I'm glad they cut it short. Five votes is going to decide the winner of Friday Oki this week. Let's start with Shane.

Kia ora, Shane. Welcome to the show. Shane-o tornado. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, not a good start. Do you have some feedback for us on Friday Oki first? Yeah, I guess we're lucky we're all in lockdown at the moment.

So we've got to listen to the radio. Yeah, right. Shane Savage. Who would you vote for? If you had to vote for one of us this week to win, who's vote? It'd have to be you. Yeah, Breeze was a bit screechy. Yeah, I agree.

Was a bit. What does that make? Mine. No, let's not go into that. Let's just take the vote and move on. We appreciate you, Shane. Have, I agree. Was a bit. What does that make? Mine. No, let's not go into that. Let's just take the vote and move on. We appreciate you, Shane. Have a great weekend. Alex is here.

Hi, Alex. G'day, Alex. Yeah, g'day. How are you? Not too bad. How are you? Doing well. I'm all the better for hearing some passionate singing on the radio.

Thank you. Absolutely something. Thank you. You're welcome, mate. Yeah. Brighten your spirits. It did. Credit to you both. I thought so, too. My vote You're welcome, mate. Yeah. Brighten your spirits. It did. Credit to you both.

I thought so too. My vote's for Bree, though. I thought the soaring vocals there, yeah, really captured some of the spirit of the song. I can't even dance around that it was utter crap. Soaring vocals is nice. I appreciate your vote, Alex. Thank you.

Let's go to Jennifer. Hi, Jennifer. Happy Friday. G'day, Jen. Thank you. Let's go to Jennifer. Hi, Jennifer. Happy Friday. G'day, Jen. Thank you. Where are you locked down this afternoon? I'm in Tauranga, but I'm actually at work right now. Oh, how good.

Okay. What do you do for a job? I work at a hospital. Oh, we appreciate you, Jen. I bet it's not too easy at the moment. No, it's been pretty nightmarish, but that's okay. Who did you vote for? And please tell us our song wasn't played around the hospital.

No, just me heard it. Don't worry, guys. I'm voting for Brie because girl power, obviously. I appreciate you, Jen, and keep up the good work, mate. Strong rest gives some flatlining going on if that song went over the hospital PA. 2-1 to Brie. Hayley's here. Hi, Hayley. G'day, Hayley. Hi. How are you guys?

Not too bad. How are you doing? Yeah, yeah. Surviving. Surviving that song. Probably Hayley. Hi. How are you guys? Not too bad. How are you doing? Yeah, yeah, surviving. Surviving that song. Probably not good after that. Who are you voting for in Friday Oaky this week, Brie or me? Surprisingly, you, Clint. Oh, wow. Usually Brie.

Usually Brie. I appreciate you, Hayley. But mine was so good this week that you had to vote for me. Is that what it was? Well, I didn't have to turn the radio down for you. Right. So mine was so good this week that you had to vote for me. Is that what it was? Well, I didn't have to turn the radio down for you. Right, so mine was so good. I'll count on your vote next week, Hayley. Oh, Clint's already turned you off. That's what they look for in radio hosts,

people who make people turn the radio down. Yeah. Let's go to Arbia. Finally, hi, Arbia. Hi, Arbia. Hi. How are you, mate? Ibia. Hi. How are you mate? I'm so good. How are you?

You have the deciding vote. I know and I'm hands down brave. Sorry Clint but I just feel like you tried so hard and really belted it out and it was painful. Arbia, it was just as painful for me as it was for you and I appreciate you girl. Thank you.

Because you make me feel like I've been locked out of heaven. How did that win? To be honest. Very good. It resonated. Really working. I'll be honest. Bree and Clint.

Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, Birthday Banger time for Friday. Hopefully this gets you through. Let's see what we get. Charlotte's here.

Hi, Charlotte. Hi, Charlotte. Hi there. Charlotte number one. We've been instructed to call you. Hi, Charlotte number one. I feel quite privileged being number one, actually. Yeah, good.

You should. You're number one. How's your lockdown going, Charlotte? Yeah, so far, so good. Excellent to hear. Let's do your birthday, Banga. What's your birthday? 31st of the 3rd, 86.

All right, Charlotte. Number one, you were 16 in 2002. And on the 31st of March in 2002, this was number one. What's the year? 2000 and... 2002. Big 2002 vibes. Is Ja Rule on this track?

No, I think he was on another one. Yeah, right. Or maybe he is on this. J-Lo, either way, Ain't It Funny. Do you like it, Charlotte, for your birthday banger? Yeah, no, it's a good tune, that one. I like that one, yeah. I love that album from J-Lo. It's a good era Charlotte, for your birthday banger? Yeah, no, it's a good tune, that one. I like that one, yeah. I love that album from J-Lo.

It's a good era of J-Lo music, eh? Yeah. Let's go to Charlotte number two. Hi, Charlotte number two. Hello, Charlotte number two. Hi, how's it going? Good, mate. How's your lockdown going?

I've just finished work, so I'm on my way home. Okay, good. Well, let's get you home then. What's your birthday? 20th September, 1976. All right,'s get you home then. What's your birthday? 20th September, 1976. All right, Charlotte, you were 16 in 1992. And on the 20th of September, this was number one. Yes.

And you light my candle up and the lighter up. Yeah, light the lighter up, yeah. Absolute vibe. In fact, there's an app for that these days. You don't even need the lighter up. Yeah, the lighter up, yeah. Absolute vibe. In fact, there's an app for that these days. You don't even need the lighter. I love this. Even though it's a Friday, I think it's a lockdown Friday. This has got good vibes,

Charlotte, number two. Yeah, definitely a banger. A little bit slow for my lighting. Okay, we'll take that into account. Let's talk to Kim. You can be Kim number one because there's slow for my liking. Okay, okay. We'll take that into account. Let's talk to Kim. You can be Kim number one because there's no other Kims. Hi, Kim. Hello.

How is your lockdown going? I'm pretty good, actually. Okay, well, that's good to hear. Let's make it even better. What's your birthday? 23rd of the 6th, 1988. All right. You were 16 in 2004.

And on the 23rd of June, this was number one. Oh no, Kim, this just got really hard. Do you like Usher? I do, I love Usher. Yeah, me too. What would you pick, Kim? Oh, you there, Kim?

Hello. Which one would you pick out of those three? Well, I'd have to have one because I like the second one too. Yeah, Boyz II Men. Yeah. I feel like Usher plays probably more in Friday jams than what Boyz II Men would. Boyz II Men, definitely, yeah. If you go for rarity, it's Boyz II Men.

Yeah, my vote's Boyz II Men. Over J-Lo? Over J-Lo, yeah. It just had a vibe. Yeah, I'll back you in on that, actually. Let's do that. Charlotte, number two, congratulations. You've just won birthday banger.

Thank you. You might be Charlotte, number two, but you've come out on top. Here you go, New Zealand. Here's your lockdown Friday birthday banger on ZM. ZM, Brian Clint. One night is a natural. You belong to me. I belong to you. Zed and Brian Clint. The winner of Birthday Banger today is Boys to Men, End of the Roads. It's a good choice.

I like that. You're just saying there's a doco out on them. Is it Netflix, the documentary of those guys at the moment? Yeah, well, I don't think it's specifically about them, but I think it's called The Something That Made Us. Yeah. Or something like that. Oh, The Songs That Made Us? The Songs That Made Us.

Yes, I've seen it, yeah. And it's all about how those guys were so influential on such a big period of music. Yeah. Really interesting. Love, Western Men Just incredible harmonies Bree and Clint This is, look it's important for me

I said last week that I was the victim of a crime I had an item stolen straight out of my letterbox First time I've been the victim of mail theft It's such a small item but quite expensive. It was a needle for a record player. And yes,

I know it's hipster. Okay. Yes, I know it's unnecessary because I have a Spotify account and an aux cord. When are you ordering your wooden crate

so you can make that bedhead you wanted to make? The reason, you know what the most annoying bit is? The needle was the last bit. I didn't want to buy the needle. Oh, did you put, wait, did you put? I'd already bought all the other bits.

It was the last thing I needed. God, now that is the most hipster thing. You're like, I put together a record player. Well, there's so many bits that you need. It's not just the record player, it's the amplifier and the pre-amplifier and the lid and the everything that goes with it. I have no idea about anything you just said.

It's gone anyway. It was stolen out of the letterbox. And today I logged onto my local community Facebook page. As you do. To check out the notifications, most of them about COVID and testing stations. And then this one post here that reads, Hi everyone.

Our cat has turned out to be a prolific lockdown thief. Over the past three nights, she has bought in 15 items consisting of 11 socks only one pair at this stage two flannels a scrunchie and one pair of undies she has done this but once before but the sock wasn't any of our surrounding neighbors i'm scared and embarrassed to ask who these items belong to if you live around the area let me know i will Oh my god, it's not a thief of a cat. It's a cat burglar. It's a goddamn cat burglar.

Oh my god, it's a cat burglar. It's a cat burglar in my neighbourhood. And I think that the cat has my record needle. I just think they haven't seen it yet it's in some secret hiding spot because you know why it would have stole the needle because cats love wool to scratch oh they love wool what and they would have sewed that's why i thought you're going to make a scratching d joke there. Yeah, could have. Missed that one, though. Oh, well, always next time.

Anyway. Shit. I'm going to visit this cat tonight. I'm going to put him under one of those lamps. I'm going to go, tell me where the package is. Tell me. You posse. Interesting story out yesterday about Orange is the New Black Star

slash that 70s show because she was a massive star on that as well, Laura Preppen. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, she... The ginger girl. The ginger girl, yeah. There was a story about her, how she's confirmed in an interview that she has left Scientology.

Oh, she's left? Yeah. I didn't know she was in. Well, I didn't know either, but apparently she left Scientology about five years ago in 2016, but she confirmed it. Yeah, right. Like recently in an interview. Oh, good for her.

Yeah. Quite interesting because, I mean, it made me think about, you know, who is a Scientologist in the famous community that you don't really know about? Because I would never have thought she was a Scientologist. Scientology is an interesting one. People in Scientology, are they loud and proud? Or is it more like a secret society of if you're in, you're in? It's a funny one, hey?

Because there's definitely a religion that's judged. Well, religion, I guess you'd call it a religion, isn't it? That is judged pretty hard. So you might not want to come out and say you're a Scientologist. Yeah, well, the most interesting part about her is that if you've watched Orange is the New Black, she plays a gay woman, obviously part of the LGBTQI plus community. Yes.

And all these people were shocked and they were like, you know, how can you be a Scientologist but then betray Are they a Scientology homophobe? No. So they're actually apparently fine with it. Yeah, right. Interesting. Yeah, yeah. I don't know a lot about Scientology. I just

know what I've seen on like the Louis Theroux documentaries. Yeah. And it looks like a very strange organisation. It looks, I i mean there's so much obviously we don't know um and so much we're not allowed to know i thought we could play a game this afternoon though yeah where i'm gonna throw out celebrities yes uh and you have to tell me whether or not they are a scientologist or have been at some point in their life okay right yep okay so let's play the first celebrity uh is elisa eliz Elizabeth Moss from The Handmaid's Tale.

I already know that she's a Scientologist. It's quite publicised. Yeah, yeah. I'm a huge Mad Men fan, so I know her from there. And then she plays a character in a cult movie, film series, TV show, Handmaid's Tale. Yeah. And she's a Scientologist.

So she's got quite an interesting story. A lot of celebrities who are in Scientology take it up later in life, but she got raised as a Scientologist. Oh, really? Yeah. So in her family. So she's a practicing Scientologist? I'm pretty sure.

Fascinating. Okay, cool. All right. Number two, talk show host John Stewart. No, not a Scientologist. No. You sure? He's a free thinker he's not bound by a religion i think he is is he no he's not oh but i made you believe he was for a second

uh no not a side i don't think he's associated with any religion that's what i mean by that right i think he is agnostic yeah he's nothing or an atheist Celebrity number three Are they or have they ever been a Scientologist Luke Hemsworth The third Hemsworth brother Oh, the other one How am I meant to know anything about Luke Hemsworth It's a game

I'll chuck a dollar down on Luke Hemsworth He's a Scientologist He's looking to get his thing Chris got muscles. Liam got Miley. And he's like, I need a thing. I need a thing. Scientology. Nah, he's not. Not a Scientologist.

What about Elvis Presley's granddaughter, Lisa Marie Presley. Is that his granddaughter? Oh no, Priscilla's wife. His wife and Lisa That's his daughter. Oh no, Priscilla's. His wife. His wife and Lisa Marie's his daughter. Sorry.

I got confused. Michael Jackson's ex-wife. Yeah. Or could be. Is she a Scientologist? Let's go with yeah. Yep, she's a Scientologist. She once was.

So you're right. She once was. Along with her mother, Priscilla, Elvis' ex. Oh, they were both in the church. Yes, both. But they eventually left in 2012. Okay. Okay, last one, last one.

Celebrities, were they a Scientologist or are they still? What about the voice of Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright? Hi, I'm Bart from The Simpsons on Fox. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Um, or, um, nah from The Simpsons on Fox. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Or nah, she's not a Scientologist. I don't think you can be on The Simpsons, which

pokes fun at everything, literally everything, and be a Scientologist. Because didn't the voice of Chef on South Park have to leave South Park because he became a Scientologist? Isaac Hayes. I think so. I didn't know that.

Yeah. That's weird because it says Nancy Cartwright, a Scientologist, and a big donor. Oh, big donor. All right. To the Scientology community. Donating what? Donating over a total of $10 million.

Yeah, right. That was fun. Next week, can we play New Zealand celebrities? Are they a member of Gloria Vale or not? Yeah, easy. I'll get that together. Okay, cool. Bree and Clint.

Okay, I said before that the police have commented on a post and I think it would have given this person the absolute heebie-jeebies, poo your pants, run away and hide, smash your phone situation. Can I have one guess as to what they commented? Yes, you can Did they comment On a suspect's

Facebook page You up You up Or WBU Whereabouts you Whereabouts you Yeah No it's not that

Oh not that But similar Bad boys bad boys What you gonna do What you gonna do When they come for you This person now Definitely a suspect

Someone commented on The Vic Deals Facebook page, which arguably is one of the biggest public Facebook pages in all of Wellington. Heaps of shit goes on in there. Lots of people selling things, buying things, asking for advice. And this person, who for safety reasons, their name has now been removed from the screenshot, commented,

Does anyone know if the tinny house in Arrow Valley will be open in level 4? Oh no. No. To which the New Zealand police, who I didn't know were members of the VicDeals Facebook page. Obviously they've got wind that a bit of stuff goes down in there. Have entered the comments and just commented, you know, the eyeballs emoji? Oh, no. They've just commented, eyeballs.

Looking at you. New Zealand police here. Just watching. Just watching what's going on. Could have been worse. They could have commented an eggplant. Yeah, that would be weirdly out of context. What would you think if the New Zealand police commented an eggplant?

That the New Zealand police wanted to hook up with me. I bet. What's up? The New Zealand police wanted some action. Yeah, what's up? People believe. Wear your uniform over. Some people believe that the original post, the one asking about the tinny house,

may have also been an undercover cop, like a plant, and trying to catch people out. Right, right. May have also been an undercover cop, like a plant, and trying to catch people out. Like, hey, youths, anyone know where I can buy some yummy, yummy marijuanas? Peace out. Peace out, homies. I want to get stoneded.

That's so true. It could have been. Could have been. And then the New Zealand police were like, hey, don't do that, guys. We see you. We see you all the time. And yeah, so they think it could have been someone masquerading. But let's be fair. The people who are visiting the tinny house in Arrow Valley

have a reputation for being paranoid. So they probably wouldn't think that. Why do you think that is? And just to be clear, so everybody has the message, no, under alert for the tinny house in arrow valley is not open yeah bad boys bad boys well you know fingers crossed for level three yeah you know maybe we step down a level come on if they can um deliver it to you contactlessly yes then maybe buy it through the app go to the app.