ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 20th August 2024

Episode Date: August 20, 2024

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ZM's Brian Clint brought to you by KFC's Hot or Not Box Tonight we are going to witness the most anticipated show in the history of professional radio ZM's In the history of professional radio. Zeddy, Brie and Clint.

Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the Brie and Clint Show. Question. Yeah. Can we get, producer Claude, this might be a you question, can we get a new show opener made to the theme of the new Charlie XCX and Billie Eilish song? Because I feel like it's edgy, you know?

Oh, you want that music on there? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I thought you were going to ask if you could get our theme song changed to... I thought this was

our new show opener. Nah, we'll get that one when we move on to the next radio station. True, it's a bit more of that one, isn't it? We've got to save that. We've got to have it in the back pocket. Every time you play this, it honestly

transports me to K-Road on a Saturday night. It just takes you to a happy place. Eagle a gay old time, you might say. And everyone's, you know, wearing no clothes. No clothes. Glitter.

Hard hats. Drinking Long Island iced teas. Sounds good to me. So again, why don't we want this as our show opener? We've got to save it. Oh, right, okay. Ross loves it when we do this in service. One more time.

YMCA producers. when we do this in service. One more time. It's the original Chapel Roan. It is. The village people walked so Chapel Roan could run. There it is. You heard me here first. Hey, we've got a very fun show on the way for you today We have a bold initiative

to help drive donations for Daffodil Day this year that we're going to launch later in the show Are we announcing that today? Which means there's no turning back I think we go out with it Put it this way We may or may not be releasing our nudes

It's not like a play on words Put it this way. Oh, no. We may or may not be releasing our nudes. It's not like a play on words. You know where people do that. There's conditions, but just stick with us. We'll make the big nudes announcement at 5 o'clock today. It's for charity. Plus a bunch of people going in the draw to see Sabrina Carpenter live in Los Angeles on our show this afternoon. We're giving away a trip to Sabrina Carpenter every week here on ZM.

But it's only when you hear the word mother trucker on the show. I know you've said it. I've said it. We're going to have to answer someone right now, aren't we? All right. I did it. That was an accident.

We'll get some people in the draw for Sabrina Carpenter and we'll get you on to play Tradie vs. Lady. It's time for a round of Tradie vs. Lady. It's the Tradie vs. Lady. Thanks to the two shed. Kiwi owned, trusted by Tradie. The ladies have been on a beautiful run this year and it continues.

They're on 75. The Tradies on 64, still within reach. Both of our contestants today going in the draw to see Sabrina Carpenter live in Los Angeles, as we're not sure which one they were calling up for. We don't know. Tradie vs. Lady or Sabrina Carpenter? We'll put them both in.

So they can have both. Our lady's from Hamilton. She's 38, and she's a women's football team manager, like Ted Lasso. Welcome to the show, Andy. Hi, Andy. Hey. Do you want to give your team a shout-out?

Who for? The Wanderers women's reserve team in Hamilton. Let's go, Wanderers. Up the Wanderers. You're taking on Altrady from Christchurch today. They're 35 years old and his hair was compared to Mufasa by a famous rugby league player. Welcome to the show, Tim.

G'day, Timmy. Hey, how's it going? Who was the rugby league player, mate? Gordon Tellis. No way! Oh, the raging bull, hey? Yeah. How did you end up in the same conversation as Gordon Tellis?

Oh, so I got lucky and got a scholarship over to Australia to play and yeah, it was the first day of training at the Broncos in the lower grades and he happened to be in the gym where we were getting going over our gym programs. No way! Oh, you're not going to forget that, eh, Tim? That's a great story. Alright, your buzzer? Yeah, it wasn't bad.

Yeah, that's awesome. Is Trady Andy, your lady, the first of you to get three correct answers gets $50 cash and that great price from the tool shed this afternoon. Here we go. Good luck. Question number one. Name an artist that has released new music this year.

Lady. Yes, Tim just got in first. Jason Derulo. Has he? I've got one. Has he? How are we going to check this? Oh, don't wait. Jason Derulo. Has he? I've got one. Has he? How are we going to check this? Hold on, wait.

Jason Derulo. We weren't expecting you to say Jason Derulo. New music. Jason, has he? I know. Oh, he has, I think. He has. He released a song called New King this year,

so that is a point to Tom. Damn it. Damn, you might be the only person who knows about Jason Derulo, New King. But could you count that song as music? Is the question. We will in this case. We will.

What were you going to say, Andy? Sabrina. Sabrina Carpenter would have been good, but we'll have to give the point to the tradies. You would have been on the money as well. All right, points to the tradies. Question number two. What colour is the flesh of a lychee typically?

Tradie. Yes, Tim. Is it white? It is typically white. Yes, correct. He's away and flying. You're on fire. Andy, you need this one to stay in it.

Question number three. What party does Vice President Kamala Harris belong to? Is it the Democrats or the Republicans? Tim for the win. Democrats. He's got it. It is the Democrats and that is a pantsing for the tradies to start the day. And he's loving it.

Mate, you're not going away empty handed. You're in the draw for that amazing Sabrina Carpenter trip. I'll take that. I'll take that. You'll take that. Nice work, Tim. Comprehensive victory for the tradies. Congratulations. Oh, it's about time.

I've been there about four times, I've loved. Really? How about you, Tim? Well, welcome to the winner's circle. Good to have you on. And as they say, everything the light touches is yours. Bree and Clint. Did you hear that this debate has started again?

It's the debate that always stops the nation And it comes around every couple of years And we always argue about it on our shows Because you and I disagree So it's a good debate The debate that has gone viral once more Is Which way does cutlery go in the dishwasher?

A person has posted to Reddit who owns an Airbnb and they say... This dishwasher doesn't sound healthy. They see all types of people stay in their Airbnb because obviously when you stay in an Airbnb, you have to pack the dishwasher and turn it on before you leave. Yeah. And so they would see all different which type

of ways people like to stack the dishwasher. All kinds. Yep. And that's fine. I feel like if you've paid your cleaning fee, just throw the dishes in there. Yeah. Just chuck them in. Yeah. I feel like what are you paying the cleaning fee for if I'm doing the dishes? I call BS on that, eh? Yeah, I call BS as well. I don't want to take my own rubbish out.

That's what I'm paying the cleaning fee for. So this comes up to sharp bits pointing up, sharp bits pointing down, doesn't it? Exactly. In the cutlery basket. I like, personally, I like my sharp bits where I can see them. So I like my sharp bits directly pointed at my face. Directly pointed at your fingers as you reach into that basket. Yes, because I'm not a toddler and I know how to handle a knife.

Me, on the other hand, I like my sharp bits pointing down, away from my hands. So as I reach into the basket, the bit that greets me is the handle. So I can take them straight out of the cutlery basket using the end that God intended. You're just washing the handles. Uh-uh. All the food and bits and bobs get stuck in the basket at the bottom.

Uh-uh. I don't know how dishwashers work, but that just works. Producer Ella is nodding with me, I'm pretty sure. She's on my side. Yes, because I feel like it's normal. You get the little casket bit and you place it on the side. Yes, because I feel like it's normal. You get the little casket bit and you place it on the bench. You mean basket? Yes, that.

It's called a basket. She's got a funeral dishwasher. So you take the cutlery out of the casket. It's like the one up from Fujitsu. Funeral. Thank you. But no, and then you can see right in front of you, the sharp bits.

My cutlery basket has never left the dishwasher. What? So you don't put them on the bench? No. Oh, see, I don't think you're even allowed in this conversation then. Who's not pulling the basket out of the dishwasher? You're bending all the way down. Are you listening to this, Claudia? Let's not

entertain the opinion of Ella, who we found out this afternoon puts an entire frying pan in the dishwasher. I thought that was normal. Yeah, I sometimes do that. I'm not gonna lie. A whole frying pan in the dishwasher. Yeah, my cheap ones that I don't care

about. Like the small ones like your little egg fry pan. Really? Yeah, like a little egg fry pan. I don't have a little egg fry pan. You? You know, like a little egg fry pan? I don't have a little egg fry pan. You don't? It's the best fry pan in the line. Have you got a frying solo? Yeah. I love the idea. I don't have one anymore.

It's such a good idea. Frying solo, the pan for frying one egg. It's great. Chuck everything in there. No, don't chuck everything. You sound like my wife who I her and I don't disagree on many things. What goes in the dishwasher

and doesn't is where we really butt heads. She puts the good knives, the sharp knives in the dishwasher. And Ryan tells me off, my fiance, he gets so triggered by it.

As he should. Yeah, you're not meant to put those in there. If they're blunt, sharpen them up. Chuck everything in there as my wife's opinion too. She also, sorry, I'm not finished throwing my wife under the bus yet.

Yeah. She also puts the wooden spoons in the dishwasher. Me too. I've done that from time to time, but it's a bit gross. Why? Well, eventually they do dry. Apparently you're meant to boil your wooden spoons in the water every couple of weeks. I mean, she's got a point.

No, you're not meant to do that at all. Whoa. You got that information from TikTok. Yeah, apparently. Yeah, but did you see all the stuff that came off? You're not meant to do that at all. You've got that information from TikTok. Yeah, apparently. Yeah, but did you see all the stuff that came off? You're not meant to do that. It destroys them. Well, how else do you clean them?

Hear me out. Hear me out. Oh, now I've lost my train of thought. It was about the knives. You were going to say, because Ella said if they're blunt, just sharpen them. But that's why they're blunt. But hear me out.

Is that why they're blunt? Yes. Is it though? Yes. Or is that a myth? No. It's not a myth why they're blunt? Yes. Is it though? Or is that a myth? No. Are you sure? Yes. Has there been a scientific study done on it?

Don't make us call King of Knives. Let's call King of Knives. Do it. Because when you use knives, surprise, they get blunt. Look, I'm with you guys. I'm with you guys. I don't put my good knives in the dishwasher, but are we all just living by this myth?

Listen to how angry this is making all of us. And that's why we need to have the conversation this afternoon on our 800-DIAL-ZM. What needs to stop going in the dishwasher? What is the thing that the person you live with or that you're married to or that you flat with is putting in the dishwasher? And you're like, no, no more. No more of with is putting in the dishwasher and you're like no, no more.

No more of this certain thing in the dishwasher. I'm talking to the people whose partner puts car parts in the dishwasher. You know? I'm talking to the people who put car parts. Pops, pans. What's everyone's thoughts on putting hats in the dishwasher? I think it's quite a good idea.

No. The hat, hear me out, the hat holds its form. No. Because you put it in the little tray. Like a hat that goes on your head. Yes. No. You don't reckon?

No. That's tapu. Nah, can't do that. People are saying it is a great life hack. Oh, 800 dials at M or text 9696. Let's settle this once and for all. What has no business inside the dishwasher? Or if you can answer the knives question,

like if you have a background in knives, can you call us as well? Is it true the dishwasher blunts your knives? Yeah. We can do that too. We'd love to do that. Get them in 0800-DIAL-ZM and we'll settle the dishwasher debates.

We're trying to figure out once and for all what does not belong in the dishwasher. No way. Yeah, we've moved on from the debate of which way does all what does not belong in the dishwasher. No way. Yeah, we've moved on from the debate of which way does the cutlery go in the dishwasher. No, that's boring. And it's definitely the blade facing up. No, handle up so you can reach them out. No, the blade and the prongs of the fork facing up so it washes them properly.

The first thing that we tried to solve here is, is it true that putting your good knives, your cutty knives in the dishwasher makes them go blunt? We have got a knife expert who has called through and his name is Dwayne. Hi Dwayne. Hi Dwayne. Hi team, how you doing? What's your experience with knives? Probably

15 years in the kitchen. Okay. I know a little bit. Like in working in kitchens? Yes sir, yeah. Okay, so Dwayne, can you say say all this for us once and for all? Does putting the good knives in the dishwasher make them go blunt? Yes, sir, they do. Told you. But have you done a study on it, Dwayne?

Yes, I have. Okay. 15 years he was doing the study. Yeah, 15 years. So suck on that, Ella. Maybe you need it. And suck on that, my wife, 15 years. So suck on that Ella. Maybe you need it. And suck on that my wife as well. Dwayne, Dwayne, maybe

Dwayne, you need a sharpening rock you know? I get it. I think that's a grand idea. Dwayne, the sharpening rock. That's good. I'm going to still do it though. Yeah, I know you are. Thank you. Thank you Dwayne. It annoys me more than anything. It's good to bust these myths. Someone texted and said, I'm just wondering

what does Clint put in the dishwasher? It sounds like he says no to everything. Not true. I put dishes in the dishwasher. Yeah, is that it? Dishes. Sounds like you're the fun police when it comes to putting fun things in the dishwasher.

You suggested hats could go in the dishwasher. Campbell agrees with you. Hi, Campbell. Hi, Campbell. Hey, guys. You're putting your hats in the dishwasher? Yeah, I actually did it yesterday. And how does it go? Yeah, Hi, Campbell. Hi, Campbell. Hey, guys. You putting your hats in the dishwasher? Yeah, I actually did it yesterday. And how does it go?

Yeah, no, brilliant. I washed all nine of them and they came out and You put nine hats in the dishwasher? Yeah, yeah. Bottom and top. Put them in, took a tablet in, off you go. They reckon it's actually the best because the hats

keep their shape. Is that right, Campbell? Yeah, correct. Especially like if you've got like a new era. Yeah, yeah. Fascinating. I would laugh if I... When you dry them, you lay them flat. Obviously, when they

come out, they're still wet and warm from the hot water. I would laugh quite a lot if I opened a dishwasher to a full load of hats. That would be quite a funny thing. I mean, it does do a full load of hats. The dishwasher's quite big. Someone texted and said, Ben Smiley from Invercargill put his white high tops in the dishwasher. There you go.

The old name and shame on the text machine. I quite like it. Ben Smiley. G'day, mate. Let's go to Vienna on 0800 dials at M. Hi, Vienna. Hi, Vienna. Hello.

What is no place in the dishwasher, Vienna? Nothing has no place in the dishwasher. Everything goes. What's the weirdest thing you've put in the dishwasher? Yeah, look, let's be honest. Some shoes as well. You put shoes in the dishwasher? Yeah, it works.'s be honest, just some shoes as well. You put shoes in the dishwasher? Yeah, it works.

This is blowing my mind that people would treat their dishwasher like that. I feel like it's better than putting them in the washing machine where they, like, you know, knock around. That's what the washing machine is made for. And I know a dishwasher is... They don't tumble, though. Yeah, it's true. They don't tumble.

It's bad for the washing machine. Okay. Okay. All right. Shoes. Yep. Shoes going in. Someone said my partner put the cat brush in the dishwasher.

I bet you could imagine what was all over our cutlery and bowls. Ooh, they didn't pull the cat hair out of the cat brush before they put it in the dishwasher? We feed our dogs with slow feeders or else they would choke on their food and die because they're so hungus. Is it gross that we put those in the dishwasher? I don't believe so. I put my cat's bowl in the dishwasher. But I know some people think otherwise. We're on the same

page then. Yeah, because it's a dish. I put it in. It's a dish. It's a cat dish. A cat bowl. Someone said indoor gardening shaky fun toys should not go in the dishwasher. Well, they shouldn't because they've got batteries in them. But imagine how sparkly clean they would be. They would be.

They would be. Here's a question. Yes or no? Yes or no? Moon cups in the dishwasher. Yes or no? Claudia says no. They need to be in hotter water.

It's pretty hot in there. Yeah, you boil them. They've got to go in a boiling pot. But dishwashers are boiling. But you don't want that mixed around. No, dishwashers are hot. Where's the steam coming from? Hot.

Doesn't water steam when it's boiling? No, dishwashers have got a water heater in them, not a water boiler. I guess we'll never know. Try it yourself at home. Sydney, finally, what should not go in the dishwasher? No, I agree that this should go in the dishwasher. All right, what is it?

And it's Crocs. I agree. That is the perfect shoe. It's the best way to ever clean them. No, you know what? To put in the dishwasher. I was anti-shoe, but I kind of understand the Croc thing. I feel like...

Yeah, it's the best thing in the world. And if your Crocs are going to go in, your jandals are going to go in. I was going to say, and then if you're putting your jandals in, you may as well do all your shoes. You may as well do your dress shoes from the night out. You're not putting a Birkenstock in the dishwasher though. You're not putting a Birkenstock in there.

No. Why not? The cork wouldn't survive. It would disintegrate. The cork would die. Yeah. Oh yeah, probably, but crocs are the best, but you've just got to make sure you take your gibbets off. Imagine pulling all the gibbets out of your dishwasher filter. Not good. You put the gibbets

in the cutlery basket. Come on. Oh yeah, you could do, but I think they'd melt. You've got to go face up for the gibbet. Well, there you go. We settled nothing. If anything, after this break, we're putting more things in the dishwasher. I'm about it. I mean, work smarter, not

harder. Anthony told us you can put a USB keyboard in the dishwasher. I don't think so. As long as you wait for it to dry, it's fine. But that's Anthony's advice, okay? Don't do that on our, don't do that off our advice, okay? That's Anthony. That's Anthony. We will forward his number to you if you want to complain.

Brie and Clint. Brie and I have both been very responsible adults this week and it's only Tuesday. Can I say well done us? Yeah. We have both been to the dentist. Not together. No, we always go together. That would be cute. We do have the same dentist. We do have the same dentist.

Shout out Lumino Mount Eden. We are in there semi-regularly and for some reason we've synced up. We go on the same dentist. Shout out Lumino Mount Eden. We are in there semi-regularly and for some reason we've synced up. We go on the same week. Yeah, our dentist appointments have synced up. We always compare teeth, don't we? We do. Can I ask, before we compare

our dental hygiene, what was your appointment for this time? Mine was a general check-up and clean. So you did see the hygienist? Yes. Mine was a general checkup and clean. Oh, so you did see the hygienist? Yes. Mine was just the hygienist. Okay.

Okay? Okay. I will tell you, because I went first, so I'm happy to tell you first. Yeah. I had the best feedback I've ever had from the dentist. Really? Like, I felt like I had just gone up on stage at school and received a certificate. Like. That's good. She said to me, she said, how often are you flossing? I felt like I had just gone up on stage at school and received a certificate.

That's good. She said to me, she said, how often are you flossing? I said, once a day. And she said, oh, wow, that is fantastic. And you know what? I can tell, is what she said to me. She said, I have fantastic oral hygiene.

And she said, she's very proud of me. Did you ask her about that thing you've been struggling with? What's that? The bad breath thing. I have not been struggling with bad breath. Now you always say, you know, after you have a coffee you're like, oh do I? Does my breath smell? I just, I walked out of there grinning from ear to ear. There's something about, because you go into the dentist so

nervous, don't you? You go into the dentist so nervous. You care so much what the dentist says. I care so much and I dread going in there. And every time I go in there, because I'm on first name basis with all the people that work there because they're so lovely. And I literally said to my dentist, Brett, today, I said, Brett, I feel like I'm disappointing. Like it's worse to disappoint you than it is to my parents.

I feel bad when I disappoint you. And it like scares me disappoint you than it is to my like my parents yeah I feel bad when I disappoint you and it like scares me which I think is what they want he said to me he goes if you leave here feeling great about yourself

we've done something wrong really yeah so he's out at a dentist secretly that there's a bit of intimidation but I think that they look for

to keep you on top of your teeth but I think that's what they need to do or else people just won't bloody do it. Yeah. Yeah. So what did the hygienist say about your teeth?

The hygienist said... Because you did say to me that you've just spent two weeks in Greece with no floss. I didn't floss at all. Yeah. I was open and honest with her. You told her the truth? I told her that up front.

Because they can tell. And she said to me that my teeth have never looked better. See? And I said, so you're telling me I don't have to floss? Well, okay. Well, touche. I don't know how we measure this. I have to take you at your word.

You have to take me at my word. Yeah, I mean, they could have told. You brought your x-rays in and I could have a look at those. Yeah, I need to. Yeah. No, I think I take me at my word. Yeah, I mean, they could have told... Unless you brought your x-rays in and I could have a look at those. Yeah, I need to, yeah. No, I think I left them at the dentist. Yeah, okay. Well, this is a big old self-source about how good we are at brushing our teeth. We are great.

Everyone else is losers. And you're welcome. Bree and Clint. ZM presents Bree and Clint's Sleep Championship. Thanks to Braveface Natural Supplements. Very cool. Our next big competition that we announced yesterday, we're looking for New Zealand's greatest sleeper to win $5,000 cash and a huge supply of Brave Face products.

Yeah, this is going to be so epic. We're setting this up as a real competition. It's legit. We're going to have sleep machines there. It's all going to be monitored, and there's a lot of money involved and a great prize from Braveface. Some questions we're getting already.

Will we have our own beds? Absolutely. We're going to have five beds in an arena, and we're going to be monitoring the sleep of these five people. They're like, is it going to be overnight? No, it's going to happen during the day. You'll come to Brianne Clint's Sleep Championships while the sun is up. That's part of the challenge is going to sleep at daytime.

Exactly. It shows the true athletes from the ones just sleeping. Yeah, exactly right. Exactly. You know they say you snooze, you lose. You snooze, you win. If you want to play, if you want to compete in Bree and Clint's sleep championships, thanks to Braveface,

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show, indoor gardening is code. It's code word. So the whole family can listen to the show. Exactly. Everyone can code. It's code word so the whole family can listen to the show. Exactly. Everyone can listen along and have fun. I found this quite interesting because there's a survey that's been done

where they've asked different age groups of people what they would give up indoor gardening for. Yeah. And in this article, I'm pretty sure, like I'm going to assume they're talking about giving up indoor gardening for a year. Oh, okay. Okay?

So a year. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A solid year. Yeah. All at once. What would you give up indoor gardening for? It's not that long. It's not that long.

Isn't it? Don't go quiet on me. It's not that long. It's not that long. Isn't it? Don't go quiet on me. It's not that long. There'll be people on longer dry spells than one year listening to the show right now. Not me. Not me. I'm fine. Obviously, there's nothing wrong with me.

I don't think it was that long. Claudia, it's not that long, is it? Do you think it's that long? A year? A year? No, it's not that long. It's not that long, is it? Do you think it's that long? A year? A year? No, it's not that long. It's not that long, eh? Why did your voice go so high?

Yeah, it's quick. Make him feel comfortable. No, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Do your dumb list. I maintain it's not that long. Depending on what the thing is that you're getting.

Well, this is the situation, right? Let's talk age groups first, though. Producers, you can weigh in on this as well because we've got Ella, who's from Gen Z. So they've broken it up into Gen Z, Millennials. Yeah. Why does Gen X always get forgotten? Have they not done Gen X and they've gone straight to boomers?

I don't have the details here for the poor Gen X. The forgotten generation. Poor Gen X. Who do you think, so they asked all these different age groups, if they would give up indoor gardening for a year for a house deposit? Oh, my God, in a heartbeat. Are you serious? What age group do you think was the ones that were most likely

to give up indoor gardening for a year for a house deposit? I would say not the boomers because to them a house deposit was about $2,000. So they'd be like, oh, no, not for $2,000. I think it's all relevant. Is it? Like they would have asked them now. Yeah.

And at the stage of life that they're in. So they've definitely got a house already. I think Gen Z. Same. I feel like Millennials. No, Millennials are freaky. Honestly. Gen Z were the most likely age group to give up indoor gardening for a house deposit.

They're not that concerned with that. Yeah. I don't think we care. Nah. Two in three people. They don't drink. They don't indoor garden. Nah, we're pretty boring. But I also think probably they're not that concerned with it. Yeah, I don't think we care. Nah. Two in three people. They don't drink, they don't indoor garden. No, we're pretty boring. But I also think probably they're the most far away from a house deposit. Oh, okay, sure. You know? So it's not that pressing on them yet.

So it feels that much more out of reach. And also because of age, but also it just feels impossible. Like we're not going to be able to. So a little bit depressing. If anything, I'll give up whatever, you know? Yeah. Like a year, I'll give that up for a house deposit. Take a kidney.

Yeah. Take a kidney. 32% of millennials said they would choose to remain indoor gardening over a house deposit. And then the boomers revealed they were 45%. 45% said, no, I would not give it up for a house deposit. Yeah. That's in line with what I thought.

Yeah. Yeah. When it came to men and women, they also talked about if they could, yeah, when they broke it down into the men and women category, 45% of men said they could not live without indoor gardening. 45% of men could not. For any reason.

Yeah. For any reason. For a year. For a year. Yeah. And how many percent of women do you think said that they could not live without it for a year? I wouldn't like to say.

23%. Oh, less. Of women. they could not live without it for a year. I wouldn't like to say. 23% Oh, less! of women. 23% of women. Oh, I see. Yeah, that makes sense. So, yes. Okay, sorry.

So 80% of women said, yeah, I'd be fine. We've got a lot better things on the market. 80% of women said, yeah, I'd give it up for a year for something. I think that was after the Satisfyer Pro 2 came out.

No, you're going to give that up too, don't you? Nah. Don't you? That's not included. Oh, okay. Yeah. Ella, don't do the gesture, okay? We know what that word is. Okay. We know what indoor gardening is.

How would you do the other one? With a partner, yeah. We are going to have a round of Let's Get Classical next. Your chance to win some How would you do the other one? With a partner. Yeah. Bree and Clint. We are going to have a round of Let's Get Classical next. Your chance to win some free KFC chicken dollars if you can correctly pick the winner of the game. Did we win the last time we played this? I don't remember. I don't remember and I don't...

I think let's just go with we did. Let's go with we did. No. Turn in the microphone. Don't you do it. Your options are... Excuse me. Your options are. Excuse me.

Your options are Team Bree and Clint as a block or producer Ella to take out Let's Get Classical, the game where we guess pop songs and classical style. He's nervous. He's nervous. Okay. Ella, if you think you're going to win, say that you're going to win right now. Are you ready? Oh. Well, she doesn't have confidence.

How could you have confidence? Bree and Clint. Let's get classical. It's the game where we guess pop songs that have been redone, remixed, reimagined in classical style. Bree and I work together as a team. And Ella, it's a compliment that you get to work alone because you are that good. Yeah, I know.

You don't have to mansplain that to me. All right. Sorry. When we play this game, I'm a different lady. Different persona. I'm in the zone. You're savage. I am.

Savage wolf. So let's play, Governor. Jeez. Oh, God, that'm in the zone. You're savage. I am. Savage wolf. So let's play, Governor. Jeez. Oh, God, that was real pass-ag. She was just taking the piss out of me then. Claudia. Yes. Kick this thing off.

I really want to beat her now. Come on, before some feelings get hurt, let's get playing. Come on, you guys are fine. You don't remember, but last time we played, I did quite modern songs, like I did Hot To Go, and you guys requested that maybe I do slightly older songs. Yes, I think that would be fair. Just to give you a slight advantage. So this is basically the birthday banger edition.

Okay. This is our time to shine. This is our time. So, as usual. I'm thinking Creed. I'm thinking Goo Goo Dolls. I'm thinking Alanis Morissette. What?

Okay, alternative. I'm thinking Oasis. Okay. Coldplay? Interesting. Anyway, I'm going to start the song. Buzz in with your name if you think you know what it is. I need

the artist and the name of the song and the first team to two points will take home bragging rights. Okay? Easy peasy. Let's go for it. Okay, let's go. Clint! Oh no! The Village People YMCA. Everyone!

YMCA. You got it. Everyone. It's fun to stay at the YMCA. It's fun to stay at the YMCA. Great. It's your favourite song. Oh, it's a good one to start with. We've been opening the show with us, so that was a level playing field. Yeah.

It's true. Okay, that is one point for Team Brian Clint. The Village People. Good to know. Yeah, lock is one point for Team Bray and Clint. The village people. Good to know. Yeah, lock that away. You'll need that one day. Okay, here's another one. Oh! Ella! Oops, I did it again. Brittany Spears.

Oh, she got it. Oops. Oh, God. That was good from her. We should have had that. We should have had that. We should have had our own game. I literally blanked and wasn't even concentrating.

I need to bring up my A game for this last one. You're just enjoying the music. Yeah, I was. I was like, that's lovely. That was nice. Okay, this is the decider. Yeah, we're all tied up. Here's the last one.

Ella. Skater boy, Avril Lavigne. Oh, she's done it. Oh, my gosh. Claudia, am I right in saying that none of the songs in this game were even out? She wasn't even born when these songs came out? Yeah, I think that's probably fair to say. Oh, that's humiliating.

Maybe she likes really old songs. Like, really, really old. Oh, she's getting even more into this. How old is really, really old? Yeah, good question. Honestly, can we call Ross? We're going to need a remodel of the producer's studio to fit Ella's ego inside. I'm fine with that, baby.

Victoria, you made the right call. You chose Ella and you have scored 50 KFC chicken dollars. Congratulations. Awesome. Thank you. Well done, Victoria. I'm spewing. I didn't even get a look in.

She's so quick. I feel like it's not even possible. Love it. That's fun. That was a jagged little pill to swallow. Ella, who's that by? What? Never mind. Never mind, Ella. Okay, who's that by?

Bree and Clint. Angela Dravid is performing in the greatest comedy show on earth and she's here in studio with us now. Kia ora,ela dravid hello haven't seen you in a minute may what have you been up to oh not much just you know had a baby you came in here before and you said i've got a baby now yeah i've got a baby and we're like oh and i was thinking for that sort of announcement it must be like infant is, like three months max. Oh no, he's nearly two. Yeah.

That's a big baby. You've really got a baby. Yeah. He pronounces truck like the F word. Oh, he's at that age. That's a beautiful age. Yeah. I want to say that

I really enjoyed your season of Taskmaster. I know it was a long time ago now. Yeah. But you were the winner and you got that horrific Jeremy Wells head trophy. It's so heavy.

Do you get to keep it or is it like the America's Cup where you've got to give it back for the next winner? So you do get to keep it. I get to keep it. You get to keep it. So they fashion a new one each season for each winner of Taskmaster. Yes. It's really heavy.

It's about 15 kg. Is it really? It's full of cement. They say on TV that it's bronze, but to know that it's just spray-painted concrete. Oh, yeah. Somewhat disappointing. Yeah. Because if it was bronze, you to know that it's just spray painted concrete. Oh, yeah. Somewhat disappointing. Yeah.

Because if it was bronze, you could have got a bit of money for that. Look, when I got the trophy, mum said, oh, so did you get prize money? I was like, no. It's a main fair question. And she's like, oh, what a waste of time. That's how my dad would look at it too. Same. You're like, but it's the kudos, mum.

I'm a taskmaster champion It's not the same is it I can put it on my Wikipedia page Get more gigs I also enjoy on your Instagram page Your celebrity impersonations Oh they're so good That you've been attempting I really like the ones where you go

I don't know that person But I imagine they sound like this Like you did Mary Poppins off the top of your head Oh yeah It was uncanny. I mean does she have a range Julie Andrews or is she the same character?

You know what? Now that you say it. It's like Hugh Grant. Oh yeah. Plays the same character. Yeah imagine if Hugh Grant actually cared about acting. But that's his whole shtick. No one wants to see Hugh Grant try. They want to see him... Being Hugh Grant.

Yeah. Would you be willing to attempt some live impersonations this afternoon? If we were to throw you some characters. Alright. You're such a natural, this will be easy. Well, most of my impressions are eye contact, I feel. Yeah. To be honest, Robert De Niro was mostly eyebrows, but we're going to need some

kind of vocal performance for these ones. You've got this. You've got it. We'll start easy. We'll start local. You'll definitely know them. Do you have a David Seymour in you? The type of?

Wait, is that where the baby came from? I'm just kidding. Oh, God, David Seymour. Yeah. No. That was good. Yeah, that's it. Iour. Oh, yeah. No. That was good. Yeah, that's it. I want to give that a solid eight.

What about, this is an easy one, Morgan Freeman. I'm Morgan Freeman. I'm Kenny. It's so good. Stop it. You're making fun of me. No, we're not. Biggest star in the world, could you do Taylor Swift?

I don't really know Taylor Swift. Yeah, Taylor Swift's a hard one. Okay, do what you think Taylor Swift would sound like. I don't know. That's so hard. You're scared. That's the perfect Taylor Swift. That was good.

That was the perfect Taylor Swift. That was very good. What about Ellen DeGeneres? Yeah, well, you know, Ellen DeGeneres. These are fantastic. We're almost there. We're almost there. I feel like she can't top that one.

The most famous man in New Zealand, Richie McCourt. You have Richie McCourt. I don't know Richie McCourt. You don't know Richie McCourt. You don't know Richie McCourt and Taylor Swift. You were there the other day. Very good. Very other day Very good Very good

Very good Do we even ask her the last one? Ask her the last one You have to have a Donald Trump impression Oh my gosh You can do it with one word China Right

She's nailed it You can catch Angela Dravid as part of the greatest I'm not doing this stuff on stage. ...comedy show on earth. Is this what you do on stage? She's going to bring all of those impersonations to the stage. Absolutely not. Bree and Clint.

We recently went on holiday a couple of weeks, and I was lucky enough to go away to the beautiful country of Greece. Spent two weeks on a boat over in Greece. Very, very lucky. Went with my partner's family who organised the trip. How many times did you say it? What? I'm on a boat. I actually forgot

to. Have we finally moved on? I did the boats and hoes a couple of times. I felt like I went down that route. But my partner's family, her youngest brother has a new girlfriend.

Okay. And this was the first time that all of us in the family were meeting this new partner. High stakes situation to introduce the new partner in. Horrible time. Like on a boat. Two weeks on a boat together. You can't get off. Yeah.

You know, you're in very close quarters. With your partner's whole family. I mean, if that was me, that is a nightmare situation. I wouldn't want to be debuted in that setting. There's no way. No. But she was amazing.

She did great. Everyone got along really well. But there was one red flag for me. Okay. With this new, and I mean, it's none of my business. No. But there was one red flag. Well you're the potential sister-in-law so your opinion does count.

Yep. And look I will say before I tell you what it was that the rest of the family felt the same. They were shocked. They were quite, they were, we were I would say we were taken aback. Okay. We were very Jaws on the floor? Jaws on the floor. Jaws on the floor. Jaws on the floor when we found this thing I would say we were taken aback. Okay. We were very...

Jaws on the floor? Jaws on the floor. Jaws on the floor. Jaws on the floor when we found this thing out. Okay. Obviously, when you're in a boat, you're jumping in and out of the ocean. Regularly, I imagine. Regularly.

And, you know, something that happens when you're in the ocean or so we would have thought is you go wheeze. Yes. In the ocean. Yes. We're familiar with your ablutions in the sea. No, no, we're not talking about that. That was emergency. I know, I know.

And I will agree with you that going for a wheeze in the sea, very normal. Quite common. Quite common. Very common, I would say. Not the other thing. Not the other thing. But very, very common, yes, to go wheeze in the sea.

Yes. She drops this truth bomb on the group and says this. I have never in my life gone wheeze in the ocean. Excuse me? I have never gone wheeze. Do you think that she was testing the waters? So to speak. So to speak.

And not wanting to seem weird in front of the family? No. No? I think she was being honest because it was brought up in a conversation where we were all in the ocean doing We's in the ocean. Well, you had this conversation while she was surrounded by you. Yes. And all of your family wheeze.

And then it followed with once we all confronted her about it, being like, what do you mean? You've never done a wheeze in the ocean. Then we proceeded to chant, go wheeze, go wheeze, go wheeze. So would I. Which made her feel very uncomfortable, I think. Did she do it, though? So here's the thing, right? I don't know if I could do it while people were watching

me. She didn't. She felt very uncomfortable. I was on my way to the other side of the boat. A bunch of strangers chanting at you to go wheeze in the ocean, quite uncomfortable. So that was right at the start of the trip. And look, we did talk about a lot on the trip because it shocked a lot of us every time she went to the toilet on the boat you

guys would have been like why don't you just jump in well the thing is right so right at the end of the trip i asked her on the second last day i said so have you gone wheeze because we were living on the boat the whole time i said have you gone wheeze in the ocean on this trip? And she goes, absolutely not. She's opposed to it. Every time I need to go to the toilet, I get out of the water, I go inside of the boat, I go wheeze and I flush it. And I said, you do realise that when you go to the toilet on the boat

and flush it, you're just putting your wee back into the ocean anyway. You're just taking it the long way around. And she was like, that's not the point. That's not the point. Which I understand. I understand. I don't agree with her. I'm a sea weir.

Who's not a sea weir? Yeah. Who isn't? Like, producers, weeing in the ocean, yes or no? If you see me in the ocean, assume that I'm weeing. Put that on a T-shirt. Yeah. Ella, I don't even need to ask. Absolutely. I pee in the ocean assume that I'm wearing Put that on a t-shirt Ella I don't even need to ask. Absolutely I pee in the pool

Well we didn't ask that but. Bath I don't have baths Not enough volume. If I'm nearly hopping out then yes Oh really but then you have to have a shower No I'm out You're going to have to have a shower

after you pee in the bath. Yes. Really? Absolutely. It's so interesting with you with the liners. There's not enough water in the bath. There's not enough volume. Like in a pool.

In a pool. I'd probably go whiz. Yeah. Like from time to time. You'll poo in the ocean. Yeah. I didn't. Guys, I didn't poo in the ocean by choice.

She'll swim around in her own feces But she won't pee in the bath Wow Screw you guys Well, well, well Honestly, honestly I thought we could put it out there But is that shocking to you producers? That she's never weaned in the ocean?

It's weird, eh? That's random It's weird How old is this person? 30 Oh, for goodness sake, grow up That's ridiculous You grow up and you wee in the ocean.

We encourage our children to wee in the sea. Like if we're at the beach and they're like, we need to go wee, we just go and sit on the shore. Yeah. Just go and... It's the best. Yeah. It's so relaxing.

Is she doing a bush wee? Look, I didn't ask her. She's getting uncomfortable. I'm guessing from how she feels about weeing in the ocean. Yeah. And I quote said, it's disgusting. Right. To wee in the ocean.

Yeah, okay. She's not ready. So I don't think she's doing a wee in a bush. I wanted to put it out there. 0800 dial ZM. How old are you? Yes. And what are people shocked to learn

that you have never done? Like something you've never done that people are like, how have you never done that? How old are you? People swear to you that it's incredibly normal

and that everybody does it, but you've never done it. Something you've never done at a certain age is quite shocking. 0800 dials at M. We'll text it to 9696. We'd love to share it.

And we'd love to know. And maybe we haven't done it as well. Maybe you'll find a friend. Yeah, totally. Brie and Clint. On our recent holiday, I met someone who we learnt she's never weed in the ocean.

At the age of 30, never weed in a pool, never weed in an ocean, never weed not in a toilet, I believe. Bree found this out whilst she was in the ocean with this person weeing. Yeah. I looked her in the eye and I was like, I'm weeing right now. Like there is wee coming from me right now.

And the whole group then proceeded to chant at this woman saying, wee, wee, wee. She wouldn't do it. She's 30. She's never weed in the sea. We want to know how old are you and what have you never done? Someone texted in and said, I'm 23 and I've never filed my taxes. Now, look.

Has someone else filed them? Hopefully you just haven't filed them. Hopefully you're in one of those jobs where you don't need to file your taxes, like a normal job. But if you are self-employed of any sort. Let's be real. I mean, how often do they really come after you? I know who's getting audited next year.

Hey, mate, I've got an accountant. I'm fully legit. Amanda's here. Hi, Amanda. Hi, Amanda. Hi. Hello. You're not from the IRD, are you?

No, definitely not. Okay, good. Okay, good. I was going to say, damn, you guys came for me quick. Amanda, how old are you and what have you never done? I am 46 and I have never been drunk. You've never been drunk? Are we talking never had alcohol, never been tipsy or just not ever drunk?

I've had alcohol, but I've never been drunk and I've never been tipsy, never been any of that. Just, you know, little sips of wine. Even when you were a teenager, not interested? No, not interested. Wow. Didn't have any It's not like a religious thing, it's just you just are not keen on being drunk. Yeah just are not keen on being drunk. Yeah, just not keen on being drunk, not the whole thing, because, you know, you go to friends' parties or go to friends' houses

and they'd all be, like, really, really drunk. And I would have to pick up the pieces. Good on you, Amanda. It's just not appealing at all. Have you got really good self-control in other parts of your life? Because I feel like the peer pressure throughout the years would have been quite full on. So you have.

Oh, 100%. What's your vice? If you don't drink, do you smoke? No. Have you had a weed brownie? No, never. Hey, Amanda. Chocolate is my vice.

Chocolate. Okay, there it is. Chocolate. You've got to have one. You've got to have something. God, Amanda, I would love to take you out on the pizzo. I'd love it. He's not my husband.

Put a few shandies in Amanda and she would just have the best time. Brie would love to take you out because then she wouldn't have to pay for an Uber home. You're true. She would be a designated driver. This one is amazing. We've been love to take you out because then she wouldn't have to pay for an Uber home. Yeah, true. She would be a designated driver. This one is amazing. We've been trying to get this on the phone, but we can't. They said, I have never pooped in a public toilet. And that includes restaurants, cafes,

pretty much any toilet that isn't at my home. And this has led to lots of close calls in my life. I bet it has. That sounds horrible. Yeah. Like, I wonder, I want to talk to that person so bad. Do they poo at work? Yeah.

There's people here at this office. I say no because they said almost never in a toilet that's not in my house. But surely there would have been a time, like, your boss would be asking questions. Remember that character on American Pie? Yeah. Shipwreck?

Yeah. Who leaves school every day to do what? There's a guy here, I'm not going to name names, who does not poo at work. Goes home. There's a guy at every workplace, I reckon. Why? You just don't know who it is.

Why? I will poo when I need to poo. People who say they have never eaten their own boogies are liars. Someone else said, 42 years old, I've never watched the Titanic. Oh, okay. That's quite unusual. Especially because you're from Titanic era.

You're Titanic age, 1997. Right in the pocket, eh? Yeah. Right in the pocket. Yeah, that would have been a big movie in your generation. Grace is here. Hi, Grace. Hi, Grace. Hi, Grace.

Hi. How old are you? I'm 35 and I've never had a cup of coffee. What? Wow. Have you ever had a cup of tea? Herbal teas, but not a, like, Earl Grey tea or anything like that. You ever had, like, a PG tips or a belt?

Wow. Interesting. Why? Why do you reckon that is, Grace? I think it's due to my older brother. When I was a kid, he was tasked with making a Milo for me and my younger brother. Yeah. And he thought it would be a great joke to put Milo and coffee in together.

Oh, he traumatised you. Yeah. And me and my younger brother, both in the same boat, never had a cup of coffee. Wow. Have you had an energy drink? More than one. Yeah, okay.

Okay, okay, okay. What's your poison, Grace? Probably a lift plus or a live plus, whatever they call it. You're like expert level energy drink. Okay, thanks, Grace. Someone texted and said, I'm 35 and I've never had a Big Mac. I love the sauce though. How have you had the sauce?

Have you bought the burger and just licked? You can buy the sauce separate. Can you? Yeah. I always ask for like extra sauce on things. Claudia, I don't know if we tried to get this one. What? I'm 50 years old and I've never had a hot drink. I don't believe it.

I don't believe it. You try and get them on. See if you can get them on. We'll do a couple more of these. Like never. Like wouldn't curiosity have just like gotten the better of you and you just have to know? Did you never go to your nan's house?

I'm 53 and I've never had a cup of tea. Oh, my God. Someone else said I've never ever used a toilet on an airplane and I've been on multiple long-haul flights. You've never gone wheeze? Like how long haul? I have never indoor gardened alone.

What? I'm probably going to. How old is that person? I keep hearing how fun it is. They didn't put their age. I'd love to know their age. We've got our hot drink virgin. Liz, hi. How are you? Liz, you're 50 and you've never had a hot drink. You've never had a cuppa.

Yeah, that's exactly right. Why do you think you've never done it, Liz? I lost a tooth when I was a really little person and I have a plate and I've never liked hot drink and like hot soup, anything hot like that. Because does it heat up the metal in the plate or something? It just doesn't go great. Could you just whip the plate out? Oh no, because you know what that would look like.

In the comfort of your own home, have you ever just thought, I just want to see what this sensation kind of feels like? No, can't even stand the smell of coffee. Really? Wow. Yeah, it's pretty crazy, eh? That is wild. Even soup.

You won't have a soup? No, not often, no. No. I've had soup before, but no. Never a cheeky little hot Milo, Liz? No, never tried Milo. Never tried Milo. No.

I would love to bring Liz into the studio and make her try all the hot drinks. Yeah. And get her to rate them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like first time. For the first time. Yeah, imagine seeing someone have a hot Milo for the first time in their life. A cup of tea for the first time in your life. They'll be like, this is fricking incredible.

Imagine her having a cup of tea and a biscuit. Oh, imagine her doing the Tim Tam Slam. She's missing out. Bree and Clint. Let's do a birthday banger. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Let's get them on the air.

You call us, tell us your birthday. We do the research, crunch the numbers back here in the studio and figure out what is your birthday banger, number one song when you turn 16, and then we'll play one. James is going first. Cue to James. Welcome to the show. Hi, James.

G'day. How you going? Good, mate. What have you been up to today? I've been up skiing up at Mount Olympus today. Oh, jealous. Where's Mount Olympus? It's over at Rakaia Gorgeway.

How's the powder at Mount Olympus today, James? Awesome, yeah. 60 to 70 centimetres. You're joking. Troughing it, yeah. That's absolutely fizzing. James, I'm going to judge you purely off the way you speak. You're a snowboarder.

No way. Oh, okay. I'm on the planks. He's on the planks. Skeins back in, hey, James, in a big way. It's trendy now. For sure. You and Nico Porteous.

All right, James, what is your date of birth? Mate, let's do your birthday banger. 26 March 1999. Righteous, James. You were 16 in 2015. Let's see what your birthday banger is. I got meals. I got a bag. in 2015. Let's see what your birthday banger is. Oh, it's a bit of a banger, James.

Bit of a banger, yeah. Lunch Money Lewis. Yeah. Definitely we haven't heard it for a bit. I quite like it. Yeah. I mean, you know who else likes it? Christopher Luxon.

That's right. He did that shocking cover of it. Which makes it a little bit uncool, but you know who else likes it? Love it. Christopher Luxor. That's right. He did that shocking cover of it. Which makes it a little bit uncool, but you know, whatever. Wait there, James. We're going to figure out Adam's birthday banger. G'day, Adam. Hi, Adam. G'day, guys. How are you?

Good, mate. How are you going? Good, good. I've got a bit of a conundrum. I need a bit of redemption through you guys. Okay. What's the deal? So it was probably a couple of years ago now, not like I hold on to things,

but a couple of years ago I called through, went up for birthday banger, found out my birthday banger was a banger, New Zealand local, and I got beaten by, I can't remember what it was, but it was something like a Kelly Clarkson song. Okay, so Adam, you already know your birthday banger. You want to put your birthday banger back into contention this afternoon. I want to throw it back in now. No offence to James, but he's already had a cracking day,

so he doesn't need the glory of this. I see what you're saying. I've been hard at work. Also, let's be honest, the whole bills thing could be a bit triggering for people, given the cost of this. I see what you're saying. I've been hard at work. Also, let's be honest, the whole bills thing could be a bit triggering for people, given the cost of living. You played your case well, Adam. And you know, you might be the first person ever we've had call

back for Birthday Banger Redemption. To recontest their Birthday Banger. I really don't know if this is a good thing, to be fair. It might just show how sad my life is. Let's do it. Set the record straight. What's your date of birth, Adam? 3rd of the 11th, 87th. All right, Adam.

We're going to do it again. It means you were 16 in 2003, and here's your birthday banger. How many dudes you know go like this? Oh. I mean, you've got to rip up. If you need it, how many? If any, how many dudes you know? I can see how, on the day, this may have lost out to Kelly Clarkson. I don't know. I mean, it's not like it's a bad birthday banger. It's good. I can see how on the day this may have lost out to Kelly Clarkson.

I mean, it's not like it's a bad birthday banger. It's good. Fingers crossed we can make it happen. Fingers crossed. Wow, it all depends what's yet to come. Wait there. He's really put the pressure on us, eh? One more birthday banger for Jamie. Hi, Jamie.

Hi, Jamie. Hi, guys. How you doing? Good, thanks. Do you reckon your birthday banger could compete with Scribe? No, it'll have to be a good one. And it certainly won't compete

with James' day. Not with his day, no. James' day didn't sound like it could get better, eh? Arguably, James' day was totally bodacious. I reckon James has taken a flask of fireball

up the mountain of Olympus. He's been hitting the powder hard. He's had a fantastic day. But you never know, Jamie. So give us your birthday banger and let's work it out. Give us your date of birth. 18th of March, 1980. All right, Jamie.

That means you were 16 in 1996. Good year, good decade. What have we got? It's good. It's good. It's very good. Oh, Jamie, it's very, very good. Stay with us.

This is really hard. I think they're all great. God, Adam's bumhole would have puckered up real tight just then, hearing that. Only two of them are classics, but one of them is like a forgotten treasure. It is one that you wouldn't have thought about or heard in ages. I'm so torn. I would give it to Adam based on passion alone.

Yeah. If James wasn't such an absolute ray of sunshine. That's the issue that I've got as well. He had such good vibes. I'm going to have to go with my gut, which for some reason is telling me to vote for James in Lunch Money Lewis. Is that your vote?

That's my vote. Okay, you've gone with your gut, and that's what this is all about. Yeah. You've got to gone with your gut, and that's what this is all about. Yeah. You've got to go with your gut. And my gut is telling me James, what a legend, what a champion, doesn't need it. You know who does need it is Adam.

He's back for round two. Adam needs this more than James, and I think James, being the stand-up bloke he is, would understand. I'm going Adam Scribe. I can hear that argument. Claudia, it's down to you. Sorry to make you do this. Please tell us what the winner of birthday banger is this afternoon. This is the most stressful one of these decisions I've ever had to do.

There's a lot on the line here. I think I'm feeling exactly the same way that you guys are. And I'm going to go with my gut. Go with your gut. Go with your gut. It's all you can do. Imagine if Claudia's like, go with my gut. I'm going with Wonderwall.

She could. I could do that. She could. No, my gut is telling me James and lunch money with Lewis. I am shocked. I want to talk to Adam. I am shocked.

Adam, mate, I tried. Claudia, I thought we had something. I thought there was a connection. See, this is the long-term plan. You have mate, I tried. I thought we had something. I thought there was a connection. See, this is the long-term plan. You have to call back again. I'll tell you what, we're going for the three-peat. Yeah, we're going for the three-peat. Adam, talk to you in a couple of years then.

Adam, I feel like any other day you would have got it. Any other day you would have won it. I tried. But, James, you have done the impossible. You have just won Birthday Banger with Lunch Money Lewis. Congratulations. Let's go. Let's go. Hey, James, James, you have done the impossible. You have just won Birthday Banger with Lunch Money Lewis. Congratulations. Let's go. Hey, James, James, James, I need to ask before we play the song.

What would you have done? I would have been Scribe all the way up. Oh, yeah. James, what a bloke. Bree and Clint, you're on ZM. Bree and Clint. You're on ZM. Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint. Lunch Money Lewis and Bills.

That is the winner of one of the most gripping birthday bangers we've done in a long time. Justice for Adam. Yeah. Justice for Adam. Yeah. Justice for Adam. Yeah. I stand by you, Adam. I'm here for you.

It'd be worth giving the podcast if you missed that one. Someone texted and said, that was the best birthday banger I've literally ever heard. It was so entertaining. The song or the segment? The segment. They said I would have voted for Wonderwall. Oh, there you go.

Isn't that interesting? I just like that for Wonderwall. Oh, there you go. Isn't that interesting? I just like that birthday banger. It like... It should elicit a feeling, right? It does. Yeah. Because it's nostalgic is what it is. Yeah.

And they can't all, but that is the power of that segment. When it goes right. I just really felt for my man Adzy there. He's not going to give up though. You know, he's waited years to come back for redemption, only to be shot down by producer Claude. His birthday banger should be Chumbawamba because he

gets knocked down but he gets up again. But who knows if he'll get back up. He said he would. Who knows? He said he would. We don't know. We'll just have to wait. No, he said he would. It doesn't mean he will. He could be crying right now in the car. Hey, next I want to conduct an investigation

on the Bree and Clint show. And to do this, Bree doesn't know about it, I need three people to join us on the phone. Just three randos who are willing to take part in a Bree and Clint live investigation on the radio next. Okay. If you have a few minutes spare, could you please call 0800 DIDIAL-ZM right now?

Okay. And you're going to help us. It's like a jury of people. Okay. Are they commenting on something? Yes, absolutely. That's what they'll be doing. Okay.

Okay, I'll play you something. You comment on it. That's all you have to do. But I need a jury of our peers for this investigation to have- I don't like this. For it to have a definitive conclusion. Is this bad? I don't think it's bad.

No, no, no, no. Where have you gotten this from? I'm going to posit a theory and I want people to say whether they believe that I am right or wrong. It's just about getting the truth out there. Okay. Okay.

Bree and Clint. If you've been listening to this show for any amount of time, you will know that Brie is an Australian Australian New Zealander Correct You are from the country of Australia originally If you've been watching the Olympics

you'll know the Australian breakdancer Ray Gunn There are strong rumours in the community that Brie Thomasel and the breakdancer Ray Gunn are the same person. Very strong rumours. The amount of people that have

inboxed me being like we know it's you. We know it's you. It's not me. It didn't help that you disappeared out of the country for two weeks while the Olympics were on, okay? Oh, my God. While we were watching Reagan on TV, you were nowhere to be seen.

You were not here. Oh, my God. I haven't even thought about that. There is a very strong case to be made that Brie Thomas-Ellen and Reagan are the same person, okay? Holy hell. Oh, my God. Wait.

Did I go to the Olympics? Are you Reagan? Now I'm confused. This afternoon, we will conduct a Breein Clinton investigation to find out once and for all. I have assembled a jury of your peers. Okay. To get to the bottom of this.

And the first one is Paige. Kia ora, Paige. Hi, Paige. Hello. Now, do you promise you'll be honest in this investigation and you are not being influenced in any way, are you? I promise. I'll be truthful. Scout's honour. Okay, good. Paige, I'm going to play you a piece of audio. be honest in this investigation and you are not being influenced in any way are you i promise i'll be truthful scouts honor okay good page i'm gonna play you a piece of audio you tell me if the audio

to your ear is reagan or brie thomas l i want to know if anybody can tell the difference okay okay sounds good page who's this they're surprised They think that I'm joking to begin with. They're like, yeah, okay. But then they Google me or something and they're like, oh my gosh, she is. It sounds like Brie. Come on, Paige. Paige, would you believe that was Ray Gunn? But I see, you know, you could also be right at the same time. Wait there, we may need you again.

What a stitch up. Nathan, welcome to the show. Hi, Nathan. Kia ora, kia ora. Nathan, we need your up. Nathan, welcome to the show. Hi, Nathan. Kia ora, kia ora. Nathan, we need your honesty. We're about to play you a piece of audio. You need to tell me whether it's Brie Thomasel or Ray Gunn, the breakdancer, okay? And if you can't tell the difference, then there's a strong case they're the same person.

It is really suspicious because I was at Friday Jams one day and I saw Brie there, but I didn't see Ray Gunn there. Did you see Brie do any breakdancing while she was there? She was doing a lot of funky moves, yeah, yeah. This is, it's all starting to... Nathan, it's all starting to fall into place. Nathan, here is your audio for you to judge. Is this Bree or is this the Olympic breakdancer Ray Gunn? That song absolutely slaps at any festival.

If song comes on, the crowd is going nuts. Oh, I'm going to say that's Ray Gunn after one of her performances. This is what I'm saying. The people cannot tell. Nathan, that was actually Brie. I know. I know. That F word was warranted.

Wait there, wait there, wait there. Tyler, welcome to the show. Hi. I have a feeling I know where this is going, Tyler. Tyler is an impartial member of the community that has been called on to do her civic duty and judge. That hasn't been coached by the producers

I'm assuming at all. They would never. Look at them sitting there so innocent. The producers are not on trial right now. You are. Okay. Tyler, I'm going to play you a piece of audio. You tell me if this is the break dance of Ray Gunn or if this is Brie Thomasel. Can you just give me a break?

Because I went back to exercising today and my legs are quite sore, so I don't have as much rhythm as I usually do. I actually think I'm losing my rhythm as I get older. Tyler? Brie or Ray Gunn? Brie or Ray Gun? Bree or Ray Gun, Tyler? I think that's

Ray Gun. Far out. How did you find these clips that fit so well for this topic? Unbelievable, eh? Unbelievable. Talk about how I have no rhythm. Quite fitting, eh?

Where's the tracksuit? Where's the tracksuit? Where's the tracksuit? Where's the cap? I was going to say, where's the medal, but we know you didn't win one. Didn't even get a point. You know what? Can you do the kangaroo for us? Okay, one kangaroo and that's it.

This will determine. This will be it. This will be the day. Okay, you ready? You guys can't see this, but we'll judge it for you. I knew it. I knew it. It's pretty uncanny.

Damn, the real life ray gun right here in studio. I really thought I'd gotten away with it. Bree and Clint. That is the end of the show. If you missed anything including a ripping birthday banger or our announcement

that we will release our nudes next week under special circumstances you should get the Bree and Clint podcast which is out in a couple of minutes. God it is all go

isn't it? It's all go. It is all go. It's all happening. Yeah. What's today? Nudes. Nudes.

And actually I'm just mostly transfixed on the nudes, to be honest. Yeah, same. A bit nervous. When is this photo shoot happening? Monday. Or are we just getting ones from our camera roll? No, we need to both be in them. Okay, right.

Yeah. Oh, you don't have those photos on your camera roll? No, I just need them. Just me. Yeah, no, I didn't delete. I told you I did, but I didn't. What happens in Christchurch stays in Christchurch.

Yeah, well, they always say that, but it always comes back to bite you. Yeah, well, when you're sharing them via eardrop. Anyway,

have a great night, everybody. If you missed it, like we said, go and grab our two podcasts that come out, our show podcast and the Brian Clint After Party, an exclusive

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