ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 20th December 2024

Episode Date: December 20, 2024

The Christmas Wrap for 2024 ft Santa Claus.  One question for Bree... Did you end up with your childhood friend?  The worst/best Fridayokes of the year.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It's the Brie and Clint show. We made it, everybody. We made it to the final Brie and Clint show of 2024. Hoo-wee! Oh, strapping today because this show is going to be all kinds of chaos in a great way. What do you reckon? Do you reckon we've done 48 weeks this year? 52 weeks a year.

Do you reckon we've done 48? 48. Yep. I reckon. Maybe even more. It's 240 Brianne Clint shows we've pumped out this year. 239 too many if you ask me. At four hours a show, that's 960 hours.

Almost 1,000 hours of this show this year that's gone to air. Sheesh. It doesn't feel like enough. It feels like we've done more. It does. My wrinkles around my eyes say more. But we made it, everybody, and we couldn't have done it without you. So thank you for a fantastic year. We are going to leave you on a high.

We are going to get our special Christmas message from Bree's mum, Mama Di. It's tradition. Our producer, Claudia, has put together Bree and Clint Wrapped for 2024. All the best bits of the show from the year. Best and worst, I imagine. Best and worst, for sure. And I have heard a rumour that there's also going to be an awards ceremony. Ooh.

With some of the best and worst awards. I hope we've got a celebrity MC like Tony Street or Laura McGoldrick. I heard Jeremy Corbett. Oh, only the best. Yeah, I heard Jeremy Corbett might be coming on the show to dish out some awards. Yeah. If you have listened all year, that will be a great listen because you would have been there for most of them, I think.

We're coming in hot off a two-and-a-half-hour lunch on Ponsonby Road, and it is going to be a good show. So if you want to play tradie versus lady with us, this is the last chance this year to play tradie versus lady. Can the tradies go five from five this week and take it out again? They could bloody just. Call now 0800 DIAL ZM. But before we do that, I believe we have promised.

We played pit bull yesterday. Are we going to kick off the show with Nickelback? This guy gets me. This guy, Clint Roberts, he just gets me. Two steps ahead of you, mate. Bree and Clint Nickelback On ZM Brie and Clint

Back to back Nickelback We just got this text before It said yes I love double Nickelback My friends give me shit Because I think Chad Kroger is hot

Merry Christmas guys I'd give him a hoon So yeah No worries No one else is doing Double Nickelback to back For you this afternoon Are they?

Name another station That would be doing back-to-back nickel back. That's a Bray and Clint special. That's our promise. It's a Bray and Clint exclusive. It's Tradie versus Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Alrighty, the last game of Tradie versus Lady for the year. The Tradies have gone four games in a row this week. Can they make it a fifth? They're on versus lady for the year. The tradies have gone four games in a row this week.

Can they make it a fifth? They're on 106 for the year. The ladies on 111. Should we play for six points today? Six points? I mean, why not? Give it a whirl. Nah, it'd be too much.

Nah, I reckon finishing the week unbeaten is the consolation prize the tradies need. They can't win it. They didn't win it fairly. It'd feel pretty good, though, to finish it the week, yeah. But they could go undefeated in a whole week. We'll start with our lady. Rhian is here.

She's from Christchurch. She's 23, and she's always wanted to play Tradie vs. Ladies. So welcome to the show, Rhian. Hi, Rhian. Hello. How long have you wanted to play? Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, jeez. Well, finally. I always play on my way home. Oh, nice. How long have you wanted to play? All year. All year. Oh, jeez. Well, finally. I always play on my way home. Oh, nice. So, last day of the year, I'll ring in. How do you normally go? I went really well yesterday, but I couldn't quite get through on the phone.

So, I'm feeling confident today. You're here today, and that's the main thing. You're here to try and stop the tradies. The man who will be standing in your way is from Auckland. He's 35, and that's the main thing. You're here to try and stop the tradies. The man who will be standing in your way is from Auckland. He's 35 and he's had a few beers.

Welcome to the show, Mark. G'day, Mark. Hi, how's it going? Yes, good, Mark. What's your drop of choice, Mark? Are you on the Summit Ultras? I was on the Heineken's just at the Riverhead Tavern.

It was absolutely beautiful. Oh, lovely. Full fat Heineken's. Absolutely beautiful. God, I haven't had a full fat Heineken in two years, I reckon. Yeah, we moved to the Silvers, eh? Yeah, we're on the Silvers, the Heineken Silvers.

Mark, your buzz is tradie. Rhian, yours is lady. The first of three correct answers will get $50 cash. And more importantly, the final tradie versus lady victory of the year. So best of luck. This is for pride and bragging Rights. Here we go. Question number one. Who will be

the US President in 2024? Five, sorry. Sorry, lady. I want to say Mark. Donald Trump. Donald Trump, yeah. That's correct. One to the tradies. Question number two. Out of rock, paper, scissors, which one is the most

common choice? Lady. Yes, Rhiann? Rock. Wow. That's spot on the money, Rhiann. Well done. I feel like it's like a 30% chance that people go, like 32%.

That would be exactly a third, so even less than a third. Yeah, right. Percentages aren't your thing. Don't start trying to trot them out on the last day of the year. Why not? Well, if rock was 32. Exactly, why not? Why not?

Give it a whirl. If rock was 32. Hold on. The internet's... Oh, I was wrong. Thanks for backing me, Rian. It would have to be more than... 35.4.

Yeah, there you go. It'd have to be more than 33. Yes, Rian. I like your energy. Thank you. All right. One to the ladies. One, there you go. It'd have to be more than 33. Yes, Rhiann. I like your energy. Thank you. All right. One to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number three.

Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Rhiann. Rhiann's in. Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift. She's all over that like a rash. Mark, Mark. Yeah?

I'm not affiliated one way or the other, but do you understand that you are playing for an unbeaten tradie week? Absolutely no idea. No idea. Okay, sweet. Well, I guess there's no pressure on you. Mark doesn't care. He's had four beers.

I know. But if you get this, Mark, the tradies will have won Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. So pull your finger out, okay? I'm trying my hardest. Okay, good man. Mark, you need this one to stay in it. Rhiann, you could take it here.

Question number four. What country is the cartoon Peppa Pig from? Lady. Rhiann for the win. I'm going to go for a stab in the dark. America. Ooh. No.

Mark. Sweden. No. I love that guess. The answer is England. England. She? Sweden. No. I love that guess. The answer is England. England. She's English. Okay, no points there.

Was Pingu Swedish? Yes, something like that. Yeah. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number five. Which musical is based on the songs of ABBA? Tradies. Yes, Mark.

Just got in. Mamma Mia.. Yes, Mark. Just got in. Mamma Mia. Well done, Mark. He's back with a vengeance. We're all tied up here in the last game of Trady versus Lady. Here comes question number six. What was the name or animal of Bambi's best friend? Lady.

Yes, Rhiann, for the win. A rabbit. A rabbit is correct. She's got it. It's the win. Well done. Well done. Ed Mark's a lovely, good sport. Congratulations, both of you. We'll send Mark some KFC.

We'll send Mark some KFC. How's that, Mark? I love that idea. He deserves that. I do love that. I need that right now. Yeah, you do need it right now. You've got to line the stomach. And, Rhianne, you get the last Tradie vs. Lady victory of the year. You get $50. Well done.

Don't wait so long next time to call in, Rhianne. See what happens. I won't. I won't. All right, we'll see you next year, Rhianne. Enjoy that $50. All right. Well, time for a Brian Clint record.

Here's the third Nickelback song in a row on ZM. Look at this photograph. Bree and Clint. Apologies to the people who are disappointed we didn't play four Nickelback songs in a row. Yeah, we did get a call from Ross saying he would take us off the air for our last show if we did.

That's not why we stopped. We just ran out of Nickelback songs. And yeah, we also ran out of songs in the system. It's our last show of the year, so please welcome to the show our most important part of the show, Bree's mum, Mama Di. Merry Christmas, Di. G'day, Mum.

Merry Christmas, guys. How are you going? Yeah, we're good, thank you. Look, it's become a bit of a tradition on our show, on the last show of the year, to get you on to give your last words for the year. Oh, okay. Are you from the Dysark?

I don't remember this. Yeah, we're throwing you on the spot. Are you feeling wise, festive and reflective at the moment? Very much so in the sense of appreciation. That's the word that comes to mind. Are you in your gratitude era? Ooh. Yes, I surely am.

Okay, what... And I reckon... Sorry. No, no, sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt you. I'm curious to know what you're grateful for. I'm grateful for everyone in the family and my friends being well and healthy.

I'm grateful for what we can put on the table at Christmas time. And I'm'm grateful for what we can put on the table at Christmas time and I'm so grateful for Brianna being able to come home and bringing her absolutely lovely partner home as well, Sophia. Pretty nice. It's pretty good. One more big grateful appreciation. Yeah.

Is having all the family together, warts and all. Who are the warts? It's obviously Matt. Yeah, let us know. Oh, there's a few warts in there, but I still love them. Hopefully they're not genital. You're not going to burn them off this year. Oh, Brianna. Brianna.

Jesus. Have you had a good year, Di? It's been a bloody topsy-turvy few years recently with all the things that we won't mention, bloody COVID, and we won't mention it, but bloody COVID. But have you had a good year? We've had actually a terrific year, Clip. We've done some travelling, as you know.

Yes. And, I mean, we've been to New Zealand a few times and built things. You and Steve went on a sexy trip to Japan. Oh, yeah, don't remind me. Yeah, that was absolutely awesome. Second honeymoon. In the hot tub with the other Japanese women, but that's another story. That's right.

Yeah, no, we've been really, again, appreciation of just being able to do those things. And my other hint for the year is if you're in doubt, do it. Go for it. If you're in doubt, do it. I like it. Don't think about it too much. Just go for it.

Deal with it afterwards. I want to know if there's any moment from the Brian Clint show from the last year that sticks out to you as your favourite or maybe your least favourite. Oh, my absolute favourite, Steve Price. Oh! I knew she was going to say that. Former warrior, Queensland Maroons legend,

Steve Price on the phone to you. And not a hoax, not an AI like Ken Smith was. The real deal. The real Steve Price. Although, should we tell her? Oh, don't worry. I guess you've got to come clean. Mum. What?

What? If he wasn't real, I don't believe he's real. Clint and I have something to tell you. Have you got something signed for me? It was me doing a Steve Price voice. It was Clint the whole time. No, it wasn't. No, it wasn't.

Mum knows. She knew. She knows. I know Steve Price's voice. Don was Clint the whole time. No, it wasn't. No, it wasn't. Mum knows. She knew. She knows. Don't worry about that. Listen to it. She's really bloody onto it. She got his number. They've been texting. Hey, we love you. And the highlight, another highlight, was when Ella scared Brianna.

Oh, that was good. That was good from Ella. That was good. Hey, we love you and we love having you as part of our show. So we just wanted to check in with you and say Merry Christmas, Di. Please still talk to us in 2025. Yeah, please be on the show in 2025. Oh, mate, I reckon there'll be

a movie made after this Christmas at the Thomas Sellhouse. We'll see how we go. I hope it's PG-13. Yeah, let's hope so. And to Claudia and Ella and Clint and the ZM family, absolutely love you guys to death, but I am still waiting for the paycheck.

We're running out of time. Hey, Mum, look at the time. In all seriousness, we do love you and we appreciate you being a part of the show. Thanks, Mum. Thanks, guys. I just love it. Merry Christmas.

Enjoy your Christmas lasagna, darling. Merry Christmas, you filthy animal. This is Brianna. Bri and Clint. This is our last show of the year, and welcome to the show, producer Claudia. Hello. Nice to finally meet you.

Yeah, so good to meet you guys too. My God, is that what you look like? Crazy, eh? Crazy. Never even thought about what you'd look like, but yeah. Just a voice in the clouds. I see, yeah. Totally.

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. You've been beavering away, putting together Brie and Clint Wrapped for 2024. And I beaver away every day. She's been beaver-meeting away, as we call it on the show. Yeah, she's a busy beaver. Yeah, busy beaver away every day. She's been beaver mating away, as we call it on the show. Yeah, she's a busy beaver. Yeah, busy beaver mate. Funny thing is, I actually didn't want to do the wraps this year,

so I actually passed it on to someone else. Did you? Yeah. You outsourced. Yeah, I outsourced. You delegated. Did you? Exactly, yes.

That's management material. Yeah, that's what a leader does. You delegate. Exactly right. Who did you pass it on to? I passed it on to a very good friend of mine. His name is Santa Claus. Oh!

Wait, Santa Claus had time to do this? Yeah. He carved out like two minutes of his time. Okay. You know, just to like sort through some things. So I asked him if he could just like take a look at the things we've done this year and to like, you know. God, he's good. The Santa claus the santa claus amazing and he put together a little something and

he sent it through to me and now i'm here to deliver it to you wow i can't wait to hear this yeah you want to have a listen oh i didn't know that santa was um you know so accessible equipped in pro tools oh that too yeah yeah technically capable he's a man of many talents he's got elves anyway so this is our year, wrapped up. According to Santa Claus. Hello there, it's me, your old pal Santa.

I was just checking my list to see if Bree and Clint have been naughty or nice this year, and I thought you might like to come along for the ride. I always unpack the naughty box first, just like to come along for the ride. I always unpack the naughty box first just to get it out of the way.

Now let's see what we've got here. Can we go back to McBlowies? Well when you put it like that I can't say no. He's kind of got zeddy energy though eh? What about when you shaved your pubies into the bath towels? That was pretty gross. Quiz on my face.

Oh, I thought you needed your pinky for the shocker. Where's all the boys? Well, they kick them out of the hive after they use them for their... Jeez. No, jizz. Was it really hard to tell them apart? No, because Delisha had a crooked eye. Could eat the crutch out of a low-slime duck.

Isaac Hunt. Excuse you. And I was serving up beaver meat. How long have you been trying to get beaver meat into a conversation on this show? About six years. Or if you want to go bottom to the top, I know how you like it. You can do it that way too. Far out. Can I lick it

from behind? What's up, big dog? What's up, big bitch? He hung up on us! Medium brown eyes. Careful, careful, careful, careful. It's crazy. I love duck crutch. You finger people, don't you?

It's a police term. Like, we've all done a poo in the sea Yes we have Wow Okay, I don't know why you would admit to that on the radio But alright, let's see what we have in the nice box then 5, 6, 5, 6, 7, 8 Good evening guys

Oh, oh, oh, six, seven, eight. Good evening, guys. Oh, oh, oh, Brianna. Oh, Brianna. H-O-T-T-O-G-O You can take me hard to go Well, that's not even Brian Clint, is it? That's all Mama Di. So, well, I'll just spin the naughty or nice wheel and let that decide. Naughty!

Nice. Naughty. Nice. Naughty! Nice. Naughty. Nice. Naughty!

Nice! Okay, it's landed on naughty. Okay, you have four days to fix this. Oh, that was so good. God, Santa really does a good job, doesn't he? Yeah, he works hard. That was very, very good, Claude. I can tell how much work went into it and I loved it.

I don't know why you'd admit to that on the radio. I was hoping that part would be forgotten about, but no. Never. You say so many things in a year, don't you? It's not until someone is recording them, saving them, editing them and representing them to you, you realise how awful some of the things you say actually are. That was the censored version.

Far out. Far out. Well, Santa, if you're listening, we are sorry and we will do everything we can between now and Christmas to get back on that good list. Actually, I wouldn't mind a bit of coal. You've got a fireplace? Yeah, I've got a fireplace.

Oh, perfect. Yeah. Saves me going out to buy. You and Shane Jones. Yeah. Bree and Clint. Went out to dinner with some friends of ours the other night, and I've known these people for a couple of years

and one of them I've known quite intimately. Like we've talked a lot. Oh, okay. How intimately? Like just had a lot of conversations. Oh, okay. Not like that. You haven't seen them in the nude?

No. Haven't been to the local pool. That's where I'd see someone nude. Oh. In the change room. Yeah, sure. No, sorry. I was thinking differently. I. In the change room. Yeah, sure. No, sorry, I was thinking differently. I'm happily in a relationship.

No, I know, but you said you've known them for a few years. You've had a life before your partner. Yeah, but anyway, I'm getting flustered now. Definitely not like that, just friends. Okay, okay. And I thought I knew this woman super well. Thought I knew everything about her, top to tail, and lo and behold, I find out the other night at dinner

that her and her husband were childhood friends. And I was quite taken aback by that because I feel like that's something you would find out about a good friend you know quite early well did you bother to ask? did you ever do the classic how did you guys meet? obviously not obviously I missed that question

because I feel like I don't love that question I'm always like none of your business none of your god damn business well it's just that it's quite unusual you know who would hate that question? I'm always like, none of your business. None of your goddamn business. Well, it's just that it's quite unusual. You know who would hate that question? Who?

People who had got together under questionable circumstances, like you start hooking up with a married guy, and he leaves his wife for you, and then five years later you're out for dinner with people. I know, but then you're out for dinner with people. How'd you guys meet? How'd you guys meet? Oh, we had an affair. Actually, we had an affair, and I took him away from his family.

I'm the other woman. That's the truth. And then that really shuts down that conversation. Exactly, exactly. Anyway, childhood friends. It's quite, it's very unusual. Like childhood sweethearts, way more common. Childhood sweethearts, of course.

But to be childhood friends and then you end up together Because some flip, some switch has to flick at some stage where you stop seeing them as your best friend and you start seeing them romantically. Yeah, well they, I don't believe they were ever best friends but they grew up together, their parents

were friends, they would see each other a lot as kids and then at some point, I feel like they lost touch for a while Parents were friends. They would see each other a lot as kids. And then at some point, I feel like they lost touch for a while. This is the story. They lost touch for quite a long time. And then they reconnected. There was a little something.

Then something bad happened. And then they disconnected for like another four years. Yeah. And then when they came back together, finally, they've been together ever since. A bit of separation could do it. I was friends with a lot of girls growing up, like good friends as a child.

Did you ever want to kiss any of them? No, so that's what I'm trying to think. I never went there with any of them. They just were my friends. That's what I talk about, the switch that has to flip. Yeah. You know? I'm trying to think of some of my friends. But cute, because you've grown up together. You know each other's Yeah. You know? I'm trying to think of some of my friends. But cute,

because you've grown up together. You know each other's families. They know each other. I definitely had a crush on some of my childhood friends. Did you? Yeah, Damien Volpardo. So were you just... Oh, he was a bit of a rock.

But that's different, isn't it? Were you just pretending to be friends with Damien Volpardo because you actually had a crush on him? Nah. Well, our mums were friends. So we were forced to hang out.

Yeah, yeah. As kids. You're like, oh, there's all this tension. And then I was like, oh, he's cute. Then I ended up getting a, like, hadn't, we were just friends and then years into our friendship I was like, oh, he's cute. Did you pash him? Nah, we never pashed. Oh my god. Nah, because I moved away to boarding school.

Oh, what could have been. What could have been? What could have been? Should we get him on the phone? No, no, no, no. He's married with kids now. Call your job on Instagram. How many Damien Valpados can there be out there? Not many.

Leave him alone. And, Mum, if you're listening, stay out of it. She would have his number. Why did I say that? No, she wouldn't. She wouldn't. She wouldn't. She wouldn't. She wouldn't.

He's off doing bigger and better things. Really? Yeah. He's married. He's got a heap of kids. Leave him alone. We literally just talked about you being the other woman. I'm not the other woman.

Five years from now. How did you and Damien Valpato meet? Well, we met as children. We got together after he was married. Claudia, stay out of it. While we look for Damien, have you found him already? I found his Instagram. No, you haven't.

He's not. You have not. Because you follow him. Oh, no. Send him a DM. No, no, no. No, leave him alone. No, leave him alone. Leave the poor guy alone.

You never know. He could be going through a rough patch. It's the last show of the year. Give me some slack. We definitely won't get him on next. But in the meantime, why don't you call us and tell us if you ended up with your childhood friend. Claudia. Did you? It's done.'t you call us and tell us if you ended up with your childhood friend. Claudia. Did you?

It's done. Did you, Damien? Did you, Damien Volpado, did you end up getting together with your childhood friend? That's the question we want to ask. Yes. Did you have happily ever after right there in front of you from the start? Claudia, last show, I'll come over to your house and do something on your doorstep

Get in touch, Bree and Clint, sit in Anyway, talking about Only before seven age Talking about whether you ended up with your childhood best friend, or childhood friend I mean rather, either or Not your childhood sweetheart

or your high school sweetheart. Someone you knew from when you were very young. Claude, how'd we go trying to track down Bree's childhood friend Daniel Valpardo that she had a crush on

but never got to pass or tell him? I think it's going well. Are you messaging him? Maybe. Claudia. When was the last time you spoke with him?

Maybe 15 years. He probably doesn't even remember me. I would just I would pay to make it happen. I just want to hear the awkwardness of you two reuniting. It's the last show of the year. Give me a break. That's kind of why I want

to do it because it's like consequence free. No, but the thing is normally, no actually I would never be on board but particularly now I go home to Stanthorpe my home country town. Does he still live there? No, but he will be there for Christmas. Oh my god, it's like a Netflix

Christmas rom-com. No, we meet cute. Oh my god. Back in town. He'll be there with his wife and three children. You guys could hook up on the bleachers of your old school. You both have relationships. I feel sick already thinking about it. Jessie's here. Hi, Jessie. Hello. Did you end up with

one of your childhood friends? I did end up with a childhood friend. We met at kindergarten many, many years ago. No way. Yep. So what age is kindergarten? Four, five? Yeah. Well, three and four. And did you have a

crush on him then? Do you remember? No, I didn't like him. Really? It would be weird to like him at kindergarten age. Our mums were friends, so we were forced to hang out and be friends. And have you ended up together? I missed that, but are you together now? We are now engaged with a blended family and a daughter together.

Wow. And there's photos of you guys. There's photos of you guys together in the sandpit. Yes. As children. I was just showing my daughter the other day. I was like, can you pick mummy? Can you pick daddy?

And she was like, what? Can you do that? Yep. I need to know, Jessie, how did it come about when you, not rekindled, but how did it come about where you, not rekindled, but how did it come about where it turned into not just friendship? Not a kindy reunion, was it? Well, he went through a divorce and he was in our circle of friends and I started talking to him again and we just started hanging out.

And I actually said, if you can work out the key code to my house and bring me a McFlurry, I'll go on a date with you. That's such a good line. That's such a good line. I'll meet you in the sandpit. And he did, yeah. Does that make you believe in fate, Jessie, that you guys were put together at such an early age,

but you were meant to be together? A little bit, yeah. It does make you think about those things at times. Cute. When you wonder, All these years later. That's adorable. I love that story. Well, congratulations.

When's the wedding? Thank you. Well, we haven't set a date yet. We went on a trip to Fiji instead. Oh, I love it. Well, Bree and I will bring each other. You don't need to worry about our partners, okay? We'll bring each other.

Just two seats for us. Thank you so much. Thank you, Jess. Let's go to Andrew. Hi, Andrew. Hi, Andrew. How are you going, guys? Yeah, very good.

Yours is a bit removed, isn't it? It's not quite your childhood friend that you ended up with. No. So way back in intermediate, when you had a girlfriend that you sort of didn't even hold hands with and you just went around with, I was going out with a girl and I went to her place and her sister had her best friend there. Okay. And her best friend thought

that I was a skinny little dork and I thought she was a cheeky little short fat chick. Tell us what you really mean, Andrew. Tell us what you really thought. She's listening to this too, probably, so she knows it. So we had this conversation. And fast forward a fair few years, she went through a divorce

and I had a relationship breakup and we met up at a party and just sort of got back together. Well, not together anyway. Yeah, yeah. God, you almost incriminated yourself there, Andrew, didn't you? Well, no, there was none of that. I had a girlfriend at the time and I went through a breakup and, yeah, she, yeah. That's crazy.

Andrew, when you were kids, when you were kids and you met this girl, did you have any thought where you were like, she's a bit of all right, or it was just straight like, no thanks, not for me? No, no thanks, not for me. She was always a nice girl. It just wasn't for me. And, of course, I was dating her sister's best friend's sister, so of course I was not thinking anything like that.

You would change your descriptive words for each other now, wouldn't you? She wouldn't refer to you as a skinny little dork and you wouldn't refer to her as a short fat chick, would you? When she saw me, she thought, oh, Andrew's mature. And I saw her and thought, well, Megan has come, she's grown up as well. You were about to say Megan's come good. Weren't you, Andrew? I was crazy, I was.

Like a fine wine. Hey. Like a fine wine. My mother is my child, and we've got a baby together. He's nearly three, and we're getting married in March, and I couldn't picture my life without him. Wow. This is beautiful.

That's so nice. Does your ex-girlfriend from childhood know? Yes, she's coming nice. Does your ex-girlfriend from childhood know? Yes, she's coming to the wedding. What? And my partner is still the best friend of her sister, so she's coming to the wedding too. Wow. You've got to remember it was 20 years later,

so I can't really be blamed. Not only do we remember, they remember, Andrew. Everyone remembers. They remember, yeah. Oh, that's such a nice story, Andrew. Congrats. Thank you very much. When's your wedding?

March the 15th. Oh, me and Bree are free. Yeah, we're free on that date. We're absolutely free. Nothing on. We'll clear the calendar. We'd love to come. Merry Christmas, Andrew.

Thanks for the call. Thank you, babe. Bree and Clint. Time for the one second song challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second.

Oh, one second. Well, we go head to head guessing songs as quickly as we can. And we have a teammate. And today, Thomas, you'll be on Clint's team. G'day. Merry Christmas, Thomas. you'll be on Clint's team. G'day. Merry Christmas, Thomas. How are you? It's me and you versus Bree and Alyssa.

Hi. Hi, Alyssa. Hi. Right, guys, the last game of the year. We want to put on a good show for everyone else, okay? Righto. Oh, my gosh. Claudia's going to keep us No pressure In line

Claude No pressure No pressure No pressure I just have to do the best game Of the year That's right But no pressure

We have to do the best Most entertaining One second song challenge Of the year We all just have to do our best Yeah As we do every week Exactly right

And sometimes our best Isn't good enough And that's a great life lesson Yeah Okay Claude what's the deal This is the one second song challenge So basically I'm starting a song isn't good enough. And that's a great life lesson. Yeah. Okay, Claude, what's the deal? This is the One Second Song Challenge. So basically,

I'm starting a song from the beginning. You just need to buzz in with your name and tell me the name of the artist and the name of the song. The theme today, I'm manifesting a hot, warm summer.

A hot, warm summer. Okay. Wait, are you manifesting a hot summer or a warm summer? That's a good question. I think I want a hot summer. I'd like a hot, warm summer. Okay. Wait, are you manifesting a hot summer or a warm summer? That's a good question. I think I want a hot summer. I'd like a hot, dry summer.

Yeah, that's better. I wouldn't mind a hot, steamy summer. Wouldn't you? Okay. Well, let's see what we get. Okay. Okay, so Bree and Clint, you guys are going first. We're guessing the names of these summery songs.

And the first team to three points takes home the win. Are we ready? Ready. Let's go. Three. Three. Oh, no. Did you buzz in before it started?

I feel like she may have. It's Justin Timberlake. Mm-hmm. Ayo. Technology. No. Justin Timberlake, Summer Love. Oh, well done.

No. Is there a song, Ayo Technology? There is. Yeah, yeah. Does it sound like it? It's not a summer song, AO Technology? There is, yeah, yeah. Does it sound like that? It's not a summer song, though. Does it sound anything like that? It's just into a lake, right? Thomas, we're one ahead, okay?

Yep. You ready to give this a go? No pressure's getting to me. Okay, Thomas and Alyssa, this is for you. No one buzz in before the sauce. Come on, Alyssa, buzz in now. Alyssa. Alyssa.

Taylor Swift, Cruel Summer. God, how's your back, Alyssa? Because you're carrying the team at this point. Well done. That was good. That was divine. Okay, one apiece. I think we're all doing our best at the moment.

Good work, guys. Let's keep it up. Speak for yourself. This is for you. Okay, here comes song number three. Oh, that was a test. Okay, here's song number three. Oh, that was a test as well. Just seeing if Bree would buzz in before the song started.

Clint. Clint. Clint? Calvin Harris Summer. Well done. Couldn't even hear it. No chance for me. Thomas, we've got the advantage here. It's match point.

It's all right. I've got a listener on my team. She's a weapon. Here we go, guys. You ready? Yeah. all right. I've got Alyssa on my team. Here we go, guys. You ready? Yeah. Alyssa. Oh, God.

Watermelon Sugar by Harry Styles. Wow. Oh, God. Watermelon Sugar. Oh, Alyssa. Watermelon Sugar. Oh, God. Now all the pressure's on. We're all in. We're all in.

We're all in. It's a good game. It is a good game. It is a good game. No matter what happens from here, it's been a good game. Thanks to Alyssa and no thanks to me. Okay, this is for the win, so everyone can buzz in on this one, whoever buzzes first.

Even Thomas? Even Thomas. And even Bree. Okay, everyone, this is your last song for the win. Here it is. Thomas. Thomas. Thomas! Summer of 69.

Bye. Oh. Yeah. Can we do it as a team? Hang on, hang on, hang on. Yeah, go on. Can Alyssa have a go? No.

No? No. If Alyssa gets the artist but Thomas gets the song, do we all win? Yeah, everyone gets a point. Alyssa, who's the artist? Oh, don't do this to me. Is it Bruce Springsteen? No.

It's one of those, though. You're so close. That was a great guess. Go for the teamwork. Go. Brian Adams. Yes. Yeah, but Brian Adams and Bruce were related,

so I think Alyssa wins as well. I think everyone wins. It's the last show of the year. Why not? Everyone wins. Good game. Thomas and Alyssa, we've got KFC Chicken Dollars coming out to you. Congratulations and Merry Christmas.

Thank you, Merry Christmas. Well done, guys. I just love Thomas. No. Bree and Clint. It is our last show of No. Bree and Clint. It is our last show of 2024. This is it. We're almost done for the whole year.

But before we go, I should have got one last surprise for you. Mm-hmm. I made a new friend this week. Yes. He's a friend of yours already. Okay. First time I've ever made friends with him. My new friend's name is Christian Hull.

Okay, yes, Christian Hull. Great human being, Australian. What would people, he's pretty famous in Australia. Very famous. What would people know Christian Hull for? He does a lot of viral videos. He went super viral for a series of videos he did where he'd guess what the paint colour was going to be.

That's right. He did too. He sent me a voice message on Instagram this week. Take a listen. Oh my, when I tell you there is a porn star on OnlyFans that I think looks so much like Brie, it's so insane. Give me one second. Because it was the highest earning OnlyFans creator

and it looks like Brie, Give me one second, because it was the highest earning OnlyFans creator. And it looks like Brie, which I think is the petition for her to start an OnlyFans. Anyways, hope you well. Love your show. Love you too, Christian. Thank you for a wonderful message to end the year. Christian bloody hell. You a-hole.

I have found the OnlyFans creator, and I've got some pictures. Wait, is it me? It's not you. Okay. Do you? Don't put it up yet, Claude. Wait, is it me? It's not you. Okay. Do you? Don't put it up yet, Claude. Don't put it up yet. Do you think it looks like me?

I think there's a strange resemblance. There's enough there that these are the highest earning amateur only fans creators of the year. Okay. That if you were looking for a reason to start an OnlyFans, like you'd get some, you'd at least get some runoff from their success, you know? Pretend like it's their second account. Her being popular is enough proof that you,

what you have. Could do all right. Would also possibly do all right. Claude, you look at the pictures, do you think? I'm so interested. It definitely looks like Brea. There's definitely a little something, something there. Yeah, yeah.

And we talked about celebrity lookalikes this week. We did. So, Claudia, when you're ready, please reveal to Brie her pornographic doppelganger. Oh, yeah, it kind of looks like me. I feel like I've seen this girl before on like social media. Oh, okay. Yeah. Like, you know how like.

Because if you were subscribing to her account, I'd be like, oh, that's a bit into yourself. I don't subscribe. I'm not on OnlyFans. What was your criteria? I'm not a provider or user. Looks like me. But I'm pretty sure she's come up on my TikTok.

She's got your eyebrows. She's got your nose ring. She's got your side part. Even though you're running the center part at the moment, she's got your eyebrows. She's got your nose ring. She's got your side part. Even though you're running the centre part at the moment, she's got your vintage side part. She's kind of even got the same earrings as me.

Her name's Yenny. Her and her husband, Leon, have uploaded hundreds of videos. Yeah, they do it together. They're married. They're an OnlyFans couple. And yeah, they've racked up 1.2 billion views.

So let's just calculate. How much money do we know? We don't know. We don't know. We just know that they were the most successful amateur OF creators in 2022. Why them? What makes them so popular? Well, you'd have to subscribe to find out.

Yeah. Yeah, so. Maybe should I start one? I mean, I don't want to push you into doing something Yeah, so. Maybe I, should I start one? I mean, I don't want to push you into doing something you don't want to do, but I feel like

the seed's been planted. I feel like I would be the worst OnlyFans creator in the world. If you would like to see this, and I'm keen that we could check up a poll.

Could we please post the pictures of Yenny, the pornographic doppelganger for Brie, on our Instagram story right now? And people just go and tell us, do you think it looksanger for Brie, on our Instagram story right now, and people just go and tell us, do you think it looks enough like Brie that they could pass for one another?

I should just pretend to be her. You could go and do her OnlyFans for a week and she could come and do the radio show. That's a great idea. Good promo. Wouldn't it be? Yeah. Good promo for everybody. Question, just tracking back a little bit.

Christian Hull, my friend, who messaged you. This is a great question you're about to ask. He is a very gay man. Very gay man. Flamboyant. Beautiful man. How did he come across this very straight OnlyFans content? That's a detail he did not disclose.

Maybe that's his thing. Maybe. Maybe that's his thing. Maybe that's his yum. Maybe the Paramore song says, you are his only exception, but you're not doing content, so he had to go and find someone that looked enough like you to get his fix. Right, right.

I might message Christian Hull, see what he's up to over the holiday break. I reckon you should, but definitely monetise it. If you want to see Bree's break. I reckon you should, but definitely monetize it. If you want to see Bree's porno doppelganger, at Bree and Clint on Instagram right now. Ella's chucking it up with a pole.

She's very normal looking. She's beautiful. Like, do you know what I mean? Like in terms of creating adult content, like you know when you think of a... A porn star. Yeah, you don't think of like just a normal everyday looking girl. She looks like your regular afternoon radio announcer. Every Friday on this show, for about six years,

we have done Friday Okie, a singing segment where we cover a song. We did promise you a Christmas song today, but due to, what would you even say, everybody else at ZM going on holiday already? Yeah. We haven't been able to get one out this week. We really pushed for it, but there's people who went on holidays early

and we didn't want to give them more work. And our mate Sam who makes these needed a break. And he always does the best job he can for us and he deserved a break. His ears deserved a break. And you guys deserve a break too from listening to it. So instead, we're going to revisit some of the worst Friday Okies that we've done in 2024. Yes.

We've been taking submissions on these, and there is quite a few texts coming in. I don't want to just go to the default and say that Defying Gravity was our worst because it's too recent. Of course you remember that as being bad. It was only two weeks ago. And of course it was bad.

Of course. It was Defying Gravity. Tell them how I'm defying gravity. Tell them how I'm defying gravity. Not great. Not great. Not great. Not great.

Not great. But we're not aiming for great, are we? No. We're aiming for our best. Great is not in our... It's not in our... for our best. Great is not an L. It's not an L. And our best isn't great. There have been submissions come in for quite a few songs.

We're getting a lot of texts. Do you remember when we did Christina Aguilera and Missy Elliott's Car Wash? I don't want to play mine of this. Mine. Oh, this is the full version. Mine suck. Mine Oh, this is the full version Mine sucks I sound like Christina Aguilera's cousin that grew up in a trailer park. Chris Aguilera. Chris Aguilera.

Angel Aguilera. I'm getting a lot of hate for my Ariana Grande. Yep, that would be, I reckon, my vote for your worst of the year. Now I'm in a state of mind. I want to be it like all the time. That was definitely my vote. This is the one I cop the most heat for, yeah. Picking it up, picking it up. I'm living, I'm loving, I'm picking it up.

Picking it up, picking it up. I'm loving, I'm living, I'm picking it up. I'm picking it up. Your Bintz and Boone's had a shout out. Please, yeah. I'm getting it out. Your Benson Boones had a shout out. Please stay. I'll watch you. I need you, oh, God. Holy hell.

That's a real train wreck. That's a train wreck. How did we go? Remember at the start of the year the most played song was Ocean Alley Confidence? Oh, that was the first one we did. The very first Friday Oki of the year. I don't even remember how we went. It's all about confidence, baby.

That's pretty good. That's not our worst. How did your, um, because a few people are asking about Hootie and the Blowfish. Yeah, we're trying to check it down. I feel like that could have been one of your best. We've found Bree's Hooting in the blowfish. It's one of my worst.

Make it stop. That's when we went back-to-back blowies that day, wasn't it? Yeah, back-to-back blowies. I didn't mind that one. Yeah, that was good from you. I did mind Pink Pony Club. Holy hell. Is this segment coming back next year?

I don't know I don't know if people want it to come back Okay In your opinion What do you think was your best? Hootie and the Blowfish Was your best? I think so yeah What do you think was your best?

Um I could be completely wrong I feel like my Sabrina Carpenter espresso was strong. Oh, okay. That's what I felt like was strong. Can we track the hook down, please, Claude? In the meantime, we'll listen to Brie doing the Ying Yang Twins. Yeah!

What? Okay! Ooh, that was strong for me. It's actually not bad. And here's Bree's Sabrina Carpenter. I was mistaken. I was mistaken. Why did I think that sounded good? God, isn't it funny? Yeah, I know.

How time can heal all trauma. Crazy, eh? Yeah. But I think he sounded good. But isn't it funny? Yeah, I know. How time can heal all trauma. Crazy, eh? Yeah. But I think you might have won. Why do we sound so similar? But shout out to your mum, Mama Di, who takes the cake this year. Maybe the gold medal for Friday-oke. Filling in for me and doing Chappell Road's Hot To Go.

So we're going to leave you with this. Mama Di's Chappell Road, our favourite Friday-oke of 2024. Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. Five, five, 5, 6, 7, 8 5, 5, 5, 5 I could be the one or your new addiction It's all in my head and I want non-fiction I don't want the world but I'll take this city

Who can blame a girl? Call me hot, not pretty. Baby, do you like this beat? I made it so you dance with me. It's like 199 degrees. When you're doing it with me, doing it with me. H-O-T-T-O-G-O. Snap a clap and touch a toe.

Raise your hand, now body roll. Dance it out, you're hot to go. H-O-T-T-O-G-O. Snap and clap and touch your toes. Raise your hands now, body roll. H-O-T-T-O-G-O. H-O-T-T-O-G-O. You can take me hot to go. H-O-T-T-O-G-O You can take me Hard to go Yoo-hoo Yoo-hoo Yoo-hoo I love that woman so much. We are nothing without her. God, she did such a good job.

Didn't she? Like the chorus was strong. Very good. Someone said, Yes, Friday Oaky better be back in 2025 or I will kill somebody. Oh, jeez, we don't want that.

We don't want that. We don't want that. I guess it's coming back then. Thanks, everybody. And thanks for a fun year of listening to us destroy great songs. Yeah, we appreciate how patient and understanding you all are. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.

All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Last birthday banger of the year. Here we are. Number one songs when you turn 16. And this will be the last one of 2024. God, we had a good birthday banger yesterday. Didn't we? We had two people with the exact same birthday, including the year.

Yeah, that was awesome. And we had someone named Liz who had Queen as a birthday banger. Couldn't have got better. Could get better today. It could. Let's see. Bella's here. Hi, Bella.

Hi, Bella. Hello. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, team. Have you finished work for the year, Bella? Yes, I have. Finished uni and work and ready to party. I love it.

Are you on the naughty or nice list, Bella? Oh, I have. Finished uni and work and ready to party. I love it. Are you on the naughty or nice list, Bella? Oh, probably naughty. Oh, you naughty individual. Okay, well, let's see if your birthday banger matches your energy. What's your birthday? The end of May 2002. All right, that means you were 16 in 2018. And back on that day, this was at the top.

Trotter Scambino, he just cancelled his New Zealand shows. Did he? Yeah. What do you reckon, Bella? Oh, yeah. It's all right. Yeah. It's all right.

It's a pretty intense song. Yeah, it is. Yeah. Could be worse, Bella. It's all right. Yeah. It's all right. It's a miracle. It's a pretty intense song. Yeah, it is. Living off. Could be worse, Bella. Okay, wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Emma. Kia ora, Emma. Hi, Emma.

Kia ora. Kia ora. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you. Naughty or nice? Oh, that's a good question. Probably a bit of both. Oh, okay.

I like that. I like that. Right in the middle. Could go either way. Bit from column A, bet from column B. I see how you're laying it down. Hey, what is your date of birth? Fourth of September 1987.

All right. You seemed a bit unsure about it, but you got there in the end. You were 16, though, in 2003, and here's your birthday bag. What a tune. Black Eyed Peas, their breakout hit. Yeah, totally. With Justin Timberlake.

The first hit of their Fergie era, but it doesn't have Fergie on it. It had Justin Timberlake. Yeah. Do you like it, Emma? Uh, yeah. Not too bad. Not too bad.

It's not like a get-up-and-dance banger, is it? Wait there, we're going to do Sandra's birthday banger. Hi, Sandra. Hi, Sandra. Hello. How's your day been, Sandra?

My day's been good, working from home, which always helps. Oh, lovely. Okay, do you finish up today for the year? Oh, you're working right through. Okay, well, what is your date of birth? Okay, happy birthday for last week. You were 16, though, in 1991,

and our calculations say this is your birthday banger. Oh, it's a back-to-back bohemian. What are the chances? So yesterday the person who won was for it being number one in 1975. Yes. You were born in 1975 and you get it for being number one in 1991. That's so buzzy. We're back into the charts.

This is either when Freddie died or when Wayne's World came out. It was one of the two. Yeah. What do you reckon, Sandra? You like it? I reckon you'd be silly to choose anything else. Sandra, you know what? Even though we chose it yesterday.

You're a smart woman, Sandra, and I'm going to go with you. It doesn't matter. I feel like it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. I feel like it's the last show of the year. Back-to-back rhapsodies. Sandra, you're going to do it.

You're going to win. Hell yeah. I knew you guys were smart. I like Sandra. Give her the day off. If her boss is listening, let her finish now. For the second day in a row?

Why not? I mean, it's only six minutes. It's Queen Bohemian Rhapsody. I love it. What are they going to do, stand us down for four weeks? Make us go on leave? Bree and Clint, here's your birthday banger from 91 on ZM. Bree and Clint, no.

This is not a replay of yesterday's show. We just chose the same birthday banger two days in a row. Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody. I don't think... I'm sorry. Need to let Freddie finish. Absolutely. I don't think that's ever been done. It's been a day of firsts. We also

played three Nickelback songs in a row to start the show. Why not? Ross Boss isn't here. He's gonna... He won't know. He's slacking off. He took off early. That's what happens. Next on the show, Claudia would like to present the Bree and Clint Awards for 2024.

And when you say awards, Claudia, what can we expect? Do you want an example? Yeah. The weirdest thing you put into your body this year. Okay. Right, okay. Oh my God, so many things to choose from.

We will do those awards next on ZM, Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. This is the last Bree and Clint show of 2024. We are done in an hour and 10 minutes. Oh, how good. I know, right? I feel for everyone who isn't finishing today,

our thoughts and prayers go out to you and let us know all of your bosses' emails and we will send them dirty, dirty nasty emails. We've got a lot of free time now. We'll come around and rough them up. Absolutely. Why not? Claudia said to us before that she's prepared the Brianne Clinton Awards for 2024, and I have

no idea what is going to happen in this. Yeah, for better or worse. This is just basically another, like, let's see what we did this year kind of thing. Sure. So I'm going to award you guys with some, you know, for better or worse. I love winning things. This has never been done on our show before. Interesting.

An awards type roundup of the year. Yeah, they've got the ESPYs and the Oscars and this is the Breein Clinties. You know what it is? The Breein Clinties. It's because we've never won a real radio award. So why not throw it on? This is what I imagine it would feel like.

Welcome along to the Breein Clinties for 2024. I didn't get my spray tan. I want my best undies. Oh, sorry. Did you go on the red carpet I want my best undies. Sorry, guys. Did you go on the red carpet on the way in? Yes. Got some photos.

Got your goodie bags. Glitz and glam. There's a million dollars worth of stuff in there so don't lose that. It was epic. Okay. I am producer Claude

and I am here to present all of the awards this evening. My first category, the rudest thing said on the show this year. Please not me. Please not year. Please not me.

Please not me. Please not me. I feel like it's going to be you. Special mention to our friend Tom, who said this. I got a little Missy Alley for you. Do you? Okay, go. You know that Alley?

Yeah, yeah, they call her Missy. I can't wait till she comes to town. I'll get her down and let her go. But technically, he didn't say it. We saved her. Yeah, you saved her time. We saved her just in time. Honestly, Tom, wherever you are, hilarious.

He's in prison. He is. He went to prison, yeah. So the winner for the rudest thing said on air this year is Clint Roberts. Question number three. Who invented Google? Larry Page and Sergey Brin. Sergey Brin.

F***. Shame. Far out. Carry on. Was that the only F-bomb this year? I think so. I think one a year. Yeah.

You do one a year. I think I averaged one a year. I've never done one. Pussay. Oh, no. I did drop one at the honorary Kiwi ceremony. That's right. But that wasn't accidental.

No, it wasn't. We weren't on site. It doesn't count. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ross was in the room and he didn't say anything. No, it's okay. We weren't on site. It doesn't count. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ross was in the room and he didn't say anything. No, it's okay. He was five beers deep. Okay, next award.

The slowest person on the show. Is that you? Special mention to producer Ella. Michael Jackson and Janet Jackson. They're siblings, right? They're siblings. Oh, my gosh. She found that out this year.

That's shocking from me. Sorry. I do, though, have to give the win to myself for being the slowest person on the show after we did the 100 metre race. Brie has quite a commanding lead. Power into the finish. Ella's in second place and Claudia's in third. It's not going to be photo.

It's Brie. Then we all knew it was going to be Brie, okay? Everyone was like, Claudia's going to win. And I'm like, now this is my race to lose. I honestly thought you were going to win. And then there was no chance. You were as slow as a wet wig. I thought you were going to do better than you did.

No. I told you from the start. God, you were slow. In racing terms, you're a lame mare. Literally. Just put me down. Have you recovered mentally? It's glue factory time for old Claudia. She actually damaged her leg. I did. I was really sore that

day. Okay, there's no audio for this one but fight of the year. The honorary mentions were Fury versus Tyson. Trump versus Kamala. But the winner was Clint v. Pole. Oh, I walked into a pole and gave myself a concussion. Yeah, the pole definitely won.

Way to bring up traumatic memories, Claude. The most embarrassing way to give yourself a concussion. I walked into a lamppost. It wasn't super glamorous. No, it was not. But here we are. But it was very dramatic and the egg on your head was huge. Oh, no.

Speaking of eggs, the weirdest thing you guys have put in your bodies this year, honorary mention to the raw eggs and if you don't like the sound of vomiting, just turn your ears off for two seconds. Three, two, one. Let's go. That is so yuck.

Why did we do that? I don't know. That's not the worst? No, the winner for the weirdest thing put in your body this year goes to the matchstick that touched Bree's brain when we tried to break a world record. Oh, look at that! We did it! Look at that!

Yes! We didn't try it. We did break a world record for the most matchsticks inserted into somebody's nostrils. I got huge nostrils and one of them slipped. You're right. And went so far up. I felt it in my eye. And then Clint had to fish it back out. Like a wooden COVID test. Yeah felt it in my eye. And then Clint had to fish it back out. That was a different matchup. Like a wooden COVID test.

Yeah. Horrible. Okay, the next award for the best sound effects used on the show, honorary mention goes to... Six Years Running. The drumroll. It does get used a lot, doesn't it? Yeah.

For dramatic effect. But the winner of the best sound effect of the year, Brie Thomasel as Machine Gun. Serious. Not some of my best. No, I thought it was excellent. According to TikTok, some of your best. Very good. And finally, the award for the weirdest story told on air. It's anyone's guess what it could be. There's no honorary mentions. There's only one winner.

Oh, God, what's it going to be? We all know what it is. Like we've all done a poo in the sea. It was... Yes, we have Oh no The best radio is when you know that it's real Yeah

And there was nothing There was nothing That could possibly make you think That she was putting that on She was caught And not a lie She was caught in the truth And I realised As soon as it left my mouth,

the looks on all of your faces that it wasn't a common thing. This is relatable, guys. And I was the only one. What a wonderful Bree and Clinties. Thank you, Claudia. That was delightful. Oh, the Bree and Clinties. I love that.

Congrats to all our winners today. I think there might have only been losers. I was going to say, we were the winners and everybody who had to listen to us all year are the losers. That was good. I loved it, Claude. Very good. Bree and Clint.

And that's the end of the show for the entire year. The end of the sixth year of the Bree and Clint experiment. Yeah, this has been one huge experiment, a social experiment. And it's not done yet. It's not done. We're not finished. We're going to run this experiment for at least one more year. Yep.

We'll be back next year in 2025 to do it all again. You are flying home to Australia to see your family on Monday for Christmas. I sure am. And you are flying to Wellington to drive a car back. Merry Christmas to me. Merry Christmas to me. Merry Christmas to you. I realised yesterday that I'd done no Christmas shopping, but I had managed to buy a car for myself.

Hey, she wasn't for me. It's for the family. It's a family car. No, you've just outed yourself there. It's the family car. I bought a car for Merry Christmas. I'm going to put a ribbon on it. I'm sure your wife will be so excited. I'm going to lead my children out to see the car on Christmas morning

and go, oh, Santa's been. No go. God, Santa's really slipping. Thank you to everybody who listened to this show this year. Thank you to our wonderful production team, Ella and Claudia. And Sam, who makes our Friday Okies. And Ross Boss, who tries to control us. But he never will.

Now, we've got an amazing team here at the Branklin Show. And, yeah, thanks to everyone who's been a part of it. I hope you guys get a great break as well. Stay safe, and we will see you all back here on January 20, 2025. Have an amazing Christmas. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. My business in the night Jump, jump for my love