ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 20th February 2024

Episode Date: February 20, 2024

Bree attempts a match-stick world record.  How many people in the delivery room?  Food crimes.  Did Travis Kelce nail Valentine's Day?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM, Brie and Clint. Kia ora everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint show this fine Tuesday afternoon. Do you ever have races against people that they don't realise you're having a race with them? Oh, like race walking? Yeah, like race walking. You know where I always have a race? In the toilet?

No, not in the toilet. I take my time. It's healthier. You know how you and I park in the same car park building? Yeah. And to get into the car park... I do this, I do this. To get into the car park, you have to swipe your card

and the boom gate goes up. Yeah. Every single time, if there is, and there's multiple, like, lanes, I will race the person. I will race multiple people. They don't know they're in a race. Oh, yeah. But I will race them.

And I am rapid. Yeah. I, like, I pull up to the gate with my arm already out the window. I have my window down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, all the time. I'm ready to go. And I take so much satisfaction in it. Yeah.

It's such. But you get one little bit off centre and you muck up your entry. You're stuffed. Oh, and your whole day is ruined. Yeah. Yeah. I just had a good idea. producers, how do you feel about filming maybe a car park race down at the car park building?

Can we get Ella to film it so I can join too? You want to join in? I'm really competitive too. Okay, okay. So none of the other people that we will be competing against will know they're in the race, but that's what makes it exciting. You know what's extra exciting? Claudia doesn't have a swipe card for the car park,

so she'll have to take a ticket like a regular person, which adds a layer of difficulty. It could make her faster. It could make her slower. We don't know. Coming to you live from the Sky City car park. Good. Yeah, lock that in.

That's our next big bit of content coming from the Brian Clint Show. That's what the people want. That's what people of New Zealand are talking about today, isn't it? If they have slap boxing, why can't we have car park racing? I agree. I agree. Hey, we're going to give away tickets to Scissor today on the show if you want to go and see her live at Spark Arena later this year.

4.30, we're going to give away a double pass with paper scissor rock this afternoon. Nailed it. Up next on the show, tradie versus lady. $50 up for grabs. If you want to come play, give us a call right now. 0800 dial ZM. Ladies in front by one. Only by one.

It is a tight match. These guys are playing Electric Avenue this weekend in Christchurch, where the forecast is 30 degrees for Saturday. Bree and Clint. Time for a round of Tradie versus Lady. It's Tradie versus Lady.

3, 2, 1, let's go. Here we are, Tradie versus Lady. One of our favourite times of the day which gives you guys an opportunity to win $50 cash, thanks to KFC. The ladies in front by one. Our tradie is calling from Christchurch.

He is 27 years old and he has two dogs and two cats. Welcome to the show, Peter. G'day, Peter. Do you have a favourite? No, I'm not supposed to. No, you're not supposed to. No, you're not supposed to. That's fine.

Oh, he does. Do they all sleep on the bed with you, Peter? No, just one does. One sleeps on the ground. That's the favourite. That's the favourite. That's the favourite. Peter, you're taking on our lady today from Hamilton.

She's 38 and she is a courier driver with a dog in the cab right now. Welcome to the show, Andy. G'day, Andy. Have we spoken to you before? Yes, you have. I thought so. And you thought my dog breed was very unusual. What was the dog breed again?

Labrador Jack Russell. That's right, a Labrador and a Jack Russell. Did the Jack Russell impregnate the Labrador the other way around? I just don't know. The dad was a black lab. The dad was a black lab. The dad was a black... That Randy Lab, eh? I hope the mum had a strong back. I bet the lab needed a knee replacement later on in life, Andy.

Okay, okay. Get a little stool for the mum to stand. We're getting too deep into the details. He'd be so cute, though, your dog. Andy, your buzzer is lady. Peter, your buzzer is tradie. First three correct answers gets 50 bucks from KFC. Good luck.

Here we go, guys. Question number one. Which New Zealand town or city is known as the gumboot throwing capital? Is it Tauranga? Yes. Peter? Is it Taipi? Well done.

Nice work. Very well done. Didn't even need the multiple choice. One to the tradies. Question number two. What is Vera Wang famous for? Who? Vera Wang.

Vera Wang. Never heard of it. Nah. Fashion. Very famous fashion designer. And she doesn't age. No. Nah. Fashion. Very famous fashion designer. And she doesn't age. No. Does not age.

Very popular in the wedding dress area. Yes. Yes, indeed. Okay, no points there. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Tradies. Yes, Peter.

Chris Brown. Nice work. It is Chris Brown. Two to the tradies. You need this one, Andy, to stay in it. You got it, Andy. This is you. This is your big comeback.

Here we go. Question number four. What is it called when you clip the net in tennis on a serve? Tradie. Yes, Peter, for the win. Net or let? I'll accept it. It is let.

Or as the umpires say, let first service. Well done, Peter. That's a 3-0 victory. Andy, much like that Jack Russell, you got screwed. Call us any time, Andy. Play again, eh? Okay, bye. See ya any time, Andy. Play again, eh?

Okay, bye. See ya. Bree and Clint. I'm still picturing the logistics of the... I'm just picturing what it looks like. The offspring. Focus on that. Bree and Clint.

We're about to break a world record on the show, Clint. Are we? It's about to happen. I just wish my computer hadn't frozen. There's a Danish guy. I came across this story about this guy who has broken or he set the record rather because it didn't exist before this. Those are the ones to do.

Yeah. Find a record that doesn't exist and just flop over the bar. That's right. And for a time you can be the world record holder. A guy named Peter von Tangenbuskov has earned the Guinness World Record for the most amount of matchsticks up his nose after he shoved an incredible 68 up there. 68 matchsticks up his nose.

68 matchsticks up his nose. He had the Guinness World – because you have to pay for the Guinness World Record people to come out and judge it and, you know, officiate and do all that. He paid for them to come out. It didn't exist. And he has set the bar. So this afternoon, Clint Paul Roberts, we're going to attempt to break a world record on

the show. I've sent producer Ella down to the shop to get some matchsticks. And I'm going to attempt to put 68 matchsticks up my nose. Can I have a matchstick? It's a good looking matchstick. It's fairly, they're fairly girthy matchsticks. They are.

Do you reckon that's, it's not a regulation? I reckon they could be like a half a millimetre thicker than a regulation matchstick. Do you reckon? Real? I don't know. They just, like, look at the box that they came out of. No, no, no, no, no, no. Let's get our head in the game.

Let's get our head in the game. Let's not make excuses early. So these are going wood end or fireside up the nose? Oh, they're definitely going wood end. I'd rather wood end to me than the... True, and if you leave the red bits sticking out, then we can light them in celebration at the end. What a great way to celebrate.

Oh, I've just realised I've got to take my nose ring out. I was going to ask you, you've got a nose ring in your right nostril. You've never seen me without this, hey? Nah. Ready? You could stick one of the matchsticks through the hole in your nose. Do you recognise me? Oh, you look a bit...

I look real plain Jane, don't I? That's what I was going to say, but I was worried it was offensive. No, I agree with you. Oh my God, you look less interesting. Takes away all my personality. I need to get a nose piercing. Oh my God. Or an eyebrow ring like you used to have.

I used to have an eyebrow ring. Okay. So you've bundled these up. How many in that bundle? There's... I don't know. But I So you've bundled these up. How many in that bundle? There's... I don't know. But I counted out this is 68 altogether.

So we need 68 for the record or 68 to equal the record? Oh, I need one more. You need 69. Yeah, I need 69. Lucky 69. Hell yeah.

Okay, do you reckon I can... Can you go to 68 and can I have the honour of sticking in the 69? Yes. Okay, good. Thank you. Can I just like pre-empt this

with saying that I feel like my nose is one that doesn't have much cartilage. Like, we've seen... You know, like... Like that's... You know, when I pull my nose... You can't see this, but Brie can pull her whole nose flat and it looks kind of like a stingray.

It does, eh? Yeah. I look like a stingray. Okay. Okay. Alright, so... First bundle. First bundle. Going in. Oh, it doesn't feel nice. Oh, no, I don't like it. That's not nice. She's rapidly losing matchsticks. Oh, no. No, they're falling. How did he do this? They're falling. Hold on. Smells very woody. Yeah, they'll be the matchsticks. Okay, I've got a... I can build on that.

I think we have to work on this technique. Let's take a quick musical break. Producer Ella, I need your help in here. And when we return, we will know once and for all... What a radio hook that was. Bree is the world record holder for having the most matchsticks stuck up your nostrils at one time. I've got this, guys.

I've got this. Brie and Clint. If you're just joining us, welcome back. We're in the midst of attempting a world record where Brie's trying to put 69 matchsticks up her nose. There are 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 matchsticks left on the table, and I am holding the 69th matchstick at the moment. You know what? I'm not that far off. I think we're going to do it.

Okay. This is quite a delicate... Did I lose one? No. This is quite a delicate process, guys. You look a bit like that guy on Futurama with the... Yes, yeah. The squid guy.

Oh, no. You lost one. No, that's okay. That's all right. Okay, you are three away from equaling the world record. Two away from equaling the world records. I'm not going to lie. I don't know how much more room there is.

Oh, that one hurts. That one hurts. Okay. One. One more and we have reached the 68 mark. God, I knew my nose was big, but... Is it in? It's in. This is huge. God, I knew my nose was big, but... Is it in? It's in.

This is huge. Okay. I'm sweating. I'm holding number 69. You know what? You do it. It's your nose. You do it.

Okay. Oh, my God. I'm going to be so gutted if I don't get this. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. I think you need help. Oh! Oh!

Oh! Look at that! We did it! Look at that! Yes! We actually did it Is my nose bleeding? No but it's very snotty You're a record holder

You're a record holder Mum I just want to thank my mum I want to thank Clint I want to thank my dad With that nose I think you should be thanking your dad

No bullshit We just did that We just did it With that nose, I think you should be thanking your dad. No bullshit. We just did that. We just did it. Those matchsticks are definitely bigger than normal matchsticks, too. Yeah, my nose is humongous. There's room up there for all kinds of things. I could have put like seven more up there.

All right, send your congratulations in. Thank you, guys. I'm so sweaty. I could have put like seven more up there. Alright, send you congratulations. Thank you guys. I'm so sweaty. I didn't think we were going to get, at one point when you were putting them in, I was like, I don't think we're going to get there. There's too many and then they just keep I just keep found, found more room. This is your Cathy Freeman moment. Sorry

Cathy, yes. No, I'm pretty sure it's on par. That's on par. It's exactly the same. How many people were in there with you in the delivery room? You know, was it just the bare minimum? Maybe you and your partner,

some medical staff, that's it. Was it just you? Maybe it was a surprise baby at home. Was your partner at work? Or were they at the pub? Was it a solo birth? Maybe it was a surprise baby at home. Was your partner at work or were they at the pub? You know? Was it a solo birth? We're looking for how many people were in the delivery room.

Let's talk to Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. How's it going? Good, thanks. How many people were in there, mate? It was about 14 or something. 14? What, was it at the rugby club? Yeah, about that. Was it a family

reunion or something? Nah, it was all the medical staff, we had twins so there was one of everything for each baby. Oh my gosh. Wow. Just in case? Well, there was like training nurses and then everyone else in between, I guess. I didn't really see what was going on. Yeah, well, I mean, that makes sense because twin births can be quite like dangerous and full on. So then you have to have double the amount of staff.

How was your partner about it all? Were they stressed about the fact that there were so many people in the room? No, not really. I think it was just... I think that was the last thing she was worried about. Yeah. And then the big boss man, he was just having to sleep on the chair

the whole time anyway. Was that you? No, no, no. Who's the big boss man? Who's the big boss man? The big head supervisor fellow that was there. Oh, right. Oh, the oncologist or what are they called?

Yeah. You must be tired if you can sleep through a birth. I think they had a twin birth before our one. Yeah, right. That makes sense. Oh, they would have been tired. Well, congrats, Anonymous, and thanks for sharing. We appreciate it.

Thanks, Anonymous. There we go. 14. Are we going to beat 14? Someone texted through and said that when they had their first daughter, they were sitting there in the stirrups, the leg stirrups, and the GP said, hey, do you mind if some medical students come in? And they were just kind of in so much pain.

And they were like, okay. Next minute, 15 medical students. Oh, no, get out with their clipboards. Walk in and they looked straight up my coochie, that's their words, and they checked out everything. And I was like, FML. One of the students was a total babe as well, never forgot his face. Next babies were through the trap door,

so only a partner and medical team needed. Imagine if the students come in with their iPads and they're like taking a photo of what's going on and then they're just like. Can you, I agree. Like what a nightmare. Honestly, if I get asked one more time, like when I go get a pap smear by my doctor, do you mind if a medical student comes?

Yes, I mind. Yeah, yeah. If it's a pap smear, don't ask us. We don't want people coming in. Teach them on the mannequin. Like I don't mind if they come in when I've got a cold or I've got a scrape on my knee. Leave them out when it's perhaps me.

Kendra's here. Hi, Kendra. Hi, Kendra. Hello. Hello. How many people were there in the delivery room for you? Fifteen. Fifteen.

We've got a new record holder. Why? Okay. So this was like pre-COVID like in 2019. Yes. So it was just me and my mum. Yeah. My mother-in-law.

Okay. My sister-in-law. Yeah. My stepsister. My stepsister's friend. What? Okay. What?

Your stepsister's friend? Yeah, she's close family. Is she? Okay. Wait, your stepsister's friend? Yeah, she's close family. Is she? Okay. Yeah. And then I had my midwife, midwife student, a student from a polytech to get a learning experience and then some baby doctors, surgeons and, you know, just all that. Some baby doctors.

You're like, I don't know all their names, but they were there. It was a party. And my stepdad and my... Nah, get him out of there. Why is stepdad in there? Does he need to be in there? Can I just notice something interesting, Kendra? You didn't say your partner.

Oh, yeah, my partner's there. Oh, your partner's in there. Okay. That's 15. We've counted them. And then the baby's 16. Yes. Oh, Kend, my partner's there. Oh, your partner's there. Okay. That's 15. We've counted them. And then the baby's 16. Yes. Oh, Kendra.

Yeah. And is that how you wanted it? Like, were you like, I want my whole family here. I want it to feel like Christmas and the present is little baby that comes out. Yes. Yeah, yeah. Oh, well, good for you then. Well, that's lovely, Kendra.

Yeah, with my second, it was good for you then. Well, that's lovely, Kendra. Yeah, it was my second. It was just my husband and my mother. Yeah. Yeah, the second baby, it's not as big a celebration. Everyone was like, we're not going back in there. They were all trot. We saw what happened last time. We're not going back in there.

They're like, we've had enough from last time. My dad was hanging out with Malapath and Coke out to everyone in the room. Oh, what a legend. Kendra. She was loving it, eh? My sister-in-law. Dad was doing a sausage on the corner. My sister's cousin's mum's hairdresser was there.

I don't know how we beat that, but we'll try Jamie. Hi, Jamie. Hi, Jamie. Hi. Tell us, mate, how many people were in the delivery room? 22. Get out. Jamie, were you holding a press conference?

What was going on? Well, I'm a mum of six, so my first labour. I didn't have my parents or my siblings. Okay. They all left to Australia. So I was kind of feeling like, well, if they're not here for me, then I'll just have everyone else be there for me. So I had my friends, I had my cousins, I had my aunties,

singing Boila. Okay. I had nurses, doctors, midwives, student midwives. Student nurse came in and bruised up my hand and poked me 10 times and just stole my veins. That's just what you needed. And, yeah, each and every one of them had a tin on the gas except for me. They used all the gas.

You're kidding. Jamie, did you have to send out a Facebook invite for this? No, no, not really. Everyone's just kind of like, oh, yeah, she's in labour. Okay, let's go. Let's go. So they all kind of just came up, and I'm very, like, family-oriented, and I don't really care what they see. They want to put themselves at risk

and that's your nightmare. I was going to say, did you ask all 22 people to stay up by the head or was it like? No, and mind you, one of my cousins who did come wanted to record it and I was like, side on views, only do not come front on. I'll kick the camera. Fair enough. He was able to record

the side view, Which wasn't as bad So I was like no front on music You're like get my good angle What a great story Jamie That's so funny Jamie Thanks for sharing that Did you invite all the cousins that were younger That you maybe wanted to scare

No I saved that one For I think the second and the fourth I did that with for, I think, the second and the fourth and first birth. I did that with Ozi. By that point, I was like, you know what? Let's just have a party. I'm giving birth at this time over here and meet you there. You sound awesome.

So relaxed. I love it. 22. There you go. We did it. We're talking about Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift. I thought you were doing this. I thought you were doing this. I thought you were doing.

It's fine. We can handle this. We can deal with this. We're consummate professionals. So what we wanted to do, because the list of gifts that Travis Kelsey got for Taylor Swift for Valentine's Day has been released. It has. And we wanted to go through and go, has he nailed it? He's rich, but he's not Taylor Swift rich.

No. And how do you possibly nail Valentine's Day for someone who is a billionaire? Yeah, what do you get someone? How do you do it? And for your first Valentine's too. Yeah. Okay, so let's go through some of the things that Travis Kelsey has got in Taylor Swift. So apparently one of the first things was 250 eternity roses, according to The Sun,

which was worth around three and a half grand. Eternity roses last for like a year. That's what's... Is that what they are? So they're roses that for some reason don't wilt as quickly and you can have these roses until next Valentine's Day. Do you need 250 of them? Is she going to take them

on the jet? Where are you going to put them? Yeah. But I mean, quite a thoughtful gift considering that, you know, she is gone for long periods of time. So then, you know, if he gets her flowers, she'll have them for a couple of hours and then have to go. Yeah, sure.

Okay, yeah, there's one thing. The next one is another flower gift. It was 250 roses that were hot pink worth about $2,300. Okay, yeah. And keeping with the floral theme, he also bought her a handmade rose sculpture made of perigold worth

nearly $5,000. Okay, yeah. A lot of flowers I'm seeing at the moment. Apparently he also bought her gifts for her European leg of her tour including a black beret from Dior worth about $1,700. It's a leather beret.

It's very Sam Jackson, Samuel L. Jackson in the 90s. But it would definitely fit on her European leg. She would definitely wear that. And she will wear it because it's a good story for people to see that she's wearing the beret. And then he also bought her a very fancy, lavish designer handbag worth about $8,000.

An $8,000 handbag. So he's dropped about 20 G's on Valentine's Day. About $20,000. Which is lovely. Apparently Taylor, and I didn't know this, apparently she loves flowers. Like loves them. I mean original.

Me personally in flowers I can take or leave them. Nice gesture to get somebody flowers. Lovely gesture. Lovely. But I just feel like they're a little bit of a waste of money. So did he nail it with those gifts? We got some flowers. We got something personalised because she's going to Europe

so she got a beret and a really fancy handbag. Yeah. Did he nail his first Valentine's Day? What do you think? Oh, I think it's hard to say that he mucked it up. I reckon if someone's going to drop 20 grand, it's hard to say that he hasn't done a good job. But you said to me

because I was saying the price of the things is irrelevant because they are both so wealthy. She can buy whatever she wants for herself. So you were saying that he needs to go really personal. He needs to go, oh. This is the thing and it makes it harder because you're like, why don't you get someone who's a billionaire? There is stuff you can get them.

It's the thoughtful things where if he's listened to stuff that she really likes and then is like tapped into, you know, and then comes out of nowhere and is like, I heard you say this so I got this for you. Like an engagement ring. No, not an engagement ring. Too soon. But we don't know those intricate details because we're not in the relationship.

His mouth guard from the Super Bowl. Yuck. And he's engraved I love you Taylor on it and it's on a chain that she can wear around her neck. That's a bit ick isn't it? I don't do Valentine's Day so You know like something I don't know because I

am not in their relationship but you know like who knows? Who knows? Like maybe something custom made for one of her private jets that she needed. What world are we living in, eh? What world are they living in? Imagine being those people.

Yeah, exactly. And being like, okay, should I get her the Bertanga bag or should I get her the Birkin worth 12 grand? It's just ridiculous. And did he like carry them on? Was he like? It would have been delivered. It would have been hand delivered. I think he did well. I think he did a good job They would have been delivered. They would have been hand delivered.

I think he did well. I think he did a good job. She really loves flowers. He would have done his homework. Yeah. Surely. Yeah. I want to know where those 250 roses that last for a year end up though.

Those flowers better be going to Sydney. I wonder if there's going to be, you know, it depends if they break up and she cuts them into little pieces. If there's a song on the next album called Eternal Roses of Heartbreak, then, you know. Can't wait to hear that track. That's going to be a vault track, I think. I know, you can tell I'm a big fan.

Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Zee McCarthy. It's awards season and it's also almost Met Gala time. The theme has been announced and also the co-chairs for the Met Gala, Dean. Yes, it has been announced, the theme. Let's start with the co-chairs, Zendaya, Jennifer Lopez, Bad Bunny and Chris Hemsworth. What a fabulous lineup. Oh, what a lineup. I didn't expect Chris Hemsworth. No, fabulous lineup. Oh, what a lineup.

I didn't expect Chris Hemsworth. No. He's the odd one out. He's the odd one out, I reckon. And I was saying to Brie earlier that his style, I feel, is more board shorts and singlets. That is style, though, isn't it? Yeah.

Yeah? I just can't remember him having, like, a fashion moment. Like, you can imagine, like, Jared Leto, you know, like, or something like that. But let's talk about the theme because this is such BS. I just think this is so funny. The theme is called The Garden of Time. Now, you realise that could just be anything.

The Garden of Time. What does that mean? That's what I mean. It could be anything. Like time. You can be like, oh, this is from the 90s. It was a time. Like I just feel like it's such, I just find the theme every year so dumb.

Like it could just be whatever. The only time there was the, Carl Lagerfeld was a good theme. That was a good theme. Everyone came with different types of, you know, things that he'd achieved. But yeah. I can see Timothy Charlemagne really embracing the Garden of Time. I feel like he is going to literally come as the Mad Hatter. Either that or he's going to come as a hedge. Or he'll just come as Adam.

Yeah, right. And Kylie will come as Eve. And they'll just be naked with leaves on their privates. Leaves? The Met Gala is such a weird event. You can't buy a ticket to it, can you, Dean? You have to be invited by Anna Wintour. That's right.

And so my manager, Joey Harris, he got to go last year and he told me that like, yeah, so there's kind of like, there's like, how do I describe it? There's the Met Gala

where you all sit and there's the tables and that and then there's kind of also like a secondary lift where you don't get to sit with everyone. So Joey got to go, but he didn't get to sit at the tables. It's kind of also like a secondary lift where you don't get to sit with everyone. So Joey got to go, but he didn't get to sit at the table. It's kind of like a lot of their managers.

Oh, no. You can't sit with us. He's in the reject room. He's in the waiting room. You get all dressed up and you go to take your seat. They're like, oh, sorry, you're not in this area. We don't have a seat for you. It's like the Taylor Swift fans that go along

and just watch it outside the stadium on the big screen. That's exactly what it's like. There you go. That's the latest on the Met Gala from our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. Time to get serious, okay? Time to get serious.

Also time to get classical. Oh, yeah. That's right. So our game where we guess classical music covers of really popular songs that we should know. We should be able to get this. We're hot rockin' radio DJs. We should be on the pulse of music.

You know, we should know what the songs are. Our finger has been dead in the water the last couple of weeks. Not on the pulse, dead in the water. We cannot find a pulse. It's me and you taking on producer Ella. Hi, Ella. Hey, guys. We haven't been there.

You guys are really cool and hot on the pulse. Is that what you said? What did you say? Hot. Don't patronise us. You're hot and cool, DJ. I detect shade. Yeah.

This is me. Are you shading us? Bad talking. Yeah. No cap This is me. This is my bad talking. Are you shading us? Yeah. No cap. No cap. If you beat us today, then Nikita is going to score KFC chicken dollars. If we beat you, Christy's going to win KFC chicken dollars.

It's as simple as that. Come on, let's do it for Christy. It's not for us. We've got to do it for Christy. We've got to do it for Christy. Yeah. And to make Ella go down. Mainly.

Claudia's going to run this game. She's going to adjudicate a fair game. Absolutely. Although she did offer me the opportunity to pick Ella go down. Mainly. Claudia's going to run this game. She's going to adjudicate a fair game. Absolutely. Although she did offer me the opportunity to pick the songs today. What? I was joking. Wow. I said no.

You did. He said no. I said no. I want to beat Ella fair and square. And you swear that no way Ella could have heard the songs before the game. So I actually was honest and I heard Claudia loading a song in. So I go, Claudia, no, stop. And then I put on some music and I listened to that song.

I listened to Rihanna work and that's all I did. So I promise you, I didn't hear anything. Is that the song you put on to do work? Yeah. Yeah, good. And to make it even more fair, I'm putting a new rule in this week. If you buzz in... You have to answer straight away?

You have to answer straight away. I like that rule. I'll give you like three seconds. So if you don't know it, don't buzz in. Okay. If you're going to You have to answer straight away? You have to answer straight away. I like that rule. I'll give you like three seconds. So if you don't know it, don't buzz in. If you're going to hum it, just hum along. No singing along after you buzz in. Just sing along while it's playing. So, yeah, Bree and Clint, you guys are working as a

team, so I'll take an answer from either of you. And you're versus Ella, but buzz in with your name. This is so pathetic. We've got... There's two of us. With a combined age of like 70 years old. I know. This is Ella, the 23-year-old. Also, could I ask, if I buzz in, can Clint still answer?

No. I think if you buzz in, you should work yourself. If I answer in three seconds, I can. Let's just play. We're playing as a team. Hurry up. Okay. Good luck, everyone.

Here's your first song. Ella. Good For You, Olivia Rodrigo. Yes. Good for you. Happy and healthy. Good for you. No, we can't turn from each other.

We need to... If we don't get this one, we're out. Let's at least get one. Oh, that was good. Do another one. Don't let her get to you guys. I'm angry because I had nothing. Oh, yeah, neither. It wasn't like I was about to say Olivia Rodrigo

or about to start to figure it out. I had nothing. Maybe that one was her song and the next one's for you. Yeah. Good luck. What about one from our generation? Can next one's for you. Yeah. Good luck. What about one from our generation? Can you put some Creed in here? Yeah, absolutely. Bri.

Briand or Clint. It's Justin Timberlake. Mm-hmm. Can't stop the feeling. Yeah. Come on, team work. to us. Come on, teamwork. I was going to say... Doesn't matter what you were going to say. Doesn't matter what you were going to say.

But anyway, it doesn't matter. It's teamwork. We work together. Trolls. Trolls. Trolls. Was that an extra point? No.

We win. Okay, this is a tiebreaker. Okay, we're here. We haven't come this close before Nobody get cocky yet Okay deep breath This is Let's Get Classical We're guessing songs In classical style

Popular songs And we have never been in Ella And it all hinges on this one Come on I feel like today might be your day Today is our day Alright Manifest

Good luck everyone Here's your last song Ella Here's your last song. Ella. Okay, I've got this music. She's singing over the song. Check it out. Tanya Swift. I'm going to give it to her.

Ella. Ella. I got it. I got it. I won. I had that too. If she didn't get it, I had it. I had it.

Nikita, you won some KFC, okay? I did. I love you. Congratulations, Nikita. I had it all. I was all down for you, Ella. Thank you. And I pulled up. I pulled up and won.

We are so happy for you. No, I'm stoked for you, Nikita. They're sore losers, Nikita. I didn't have faith for you two. We're not sore losers. We're happy for Nikita. Nikita, can you back us next week, please? Alright, okay. Okay, deal.

Oh, she's coming over to our side. She's got nothing to lose. She's already got the key. She's like, I've got what I wanted. Yeah, that's all that matters. Alright, Nikita, we'll see you next week. Broad question for everybody who drives a car listening to our show right now. How

seriously do we take the warning lights and messages that come up on the dashboard on our car? How seriously? The car emojis. The car emojis. I heard Shannon from Fletchford and Hayley's show refer to them as the dashboard emojis. I was like, that's the ultimate Gen Z comment.

I love it. I'm never not calling them anything else. I think it depends on which emoji, which warning light is coming up on your dashboard. And then obviously I feel like I'm someone who I know enough to panic based on which one it is. Yeah, proportionately. Yeah.

Well, I got one on the drive home last night and my car is German. So all of the warnings are very stern, very stern when they come on. You got the Venus natural light. Yeah. That's not a good one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was driving home and it starts going beep, beep, beep, really loud while I'm driving.

And I'm like, oh, God, my car's going to explode. Seatbelt light? Nah. Naughty boy not wearing a seatbelt? Nah, the seatbelt's like a ding, ding, ding. Okay. Like it's like ding, ding. This was like a...

Bing bong, put your seatbelt on, please. This is like, eh, eh, eh, problem, problem, problem. I have never had that happen to me when I've been driving. It's just a VW Golf. It's like not like it's a race car or something. Oh, don't sit there and just be like, it's just a VW Golf. It's a very nice VW Golf. It's a Golf. It's a nice one, though. It's not like it's a race car or something. Don't sit there and just be like, it's just a VW Golf. It's a very nice VW Golf. It's a Golf.

It's a nice one, though. It's a Golf. It's a top-of-the-range bells and whistles one. But it's a Golf. But it's, mate, a Golf is a lot nicer than most cars. What can I drive that you won't make fun of me for? My God. When you don't get a European car, then we don't make fun of you.

And I'm not making fun of you. I'm just saying it how it is. It's a nice car. I'm never going back. Don't try and play it down. I'm never going back. I'm literally never going back. What do you reckon will be your next one? Let's not focus on that. Let's focus on the car that's yelling at me right now. We'll talk off it.

So it starts screaming at me that I need to, and I looked on the dash and it's like, coolant fluid needed. Oh, that's not good. Nah, and I know on the dash and it's like, coolant fluid needed. Oh, that's not good. Nah, and I know it's not good. Engine's overheating. I'm not some big car dum-dum who thinks that you don't have to put coolant and oil in your car. But my car's getting serviced next week.

You're going to blow a gasket. And as a rule, I don't really worry about anything. Wait, are you saying that- Because once a year when they do the service, they'll sort it all out. You can... I don't know if they go to those lengths. Absolutely. Absolutely.

What else are they doing? They're changing your oil, they're topping up your juices, and what else are they doing? Yeah, I feel like I need... Putting some new wiper blades on. What else are you paying them for? I feel like I'd like to get a service for myself.

Yeah, same. Fill up my juices. I'd like to get re-juiced. Yeah. Anyway, how serious do you think I should have taken this one? Considering it was honking at me on the dashboard. Yeah, I mean, that's quite alarming.

I didn't say the car was overheating. It just said, and in my mind, it's showing that you, because it's like, hey, you've got 20% left. It's like your fuel light. It's like the petrol light. When it gets to zero and it says you need to refuel, you've got at least 100 more Ks.

Yes. And if it says 100 Ks, you've got 150 Ks. Yeah. I believe. I, oh, that's a hard, yeah, it's a hard one. I said to you off air, my old car, I used to get quite worried because every now and then, like randomly, the engine light, not the engine light, but the light would come up on the dashboard

for the airbag. I've had that one. And that one's quite alarming because I just then picture myself being hit in the face by this airbag going down the highway. And they never give you enough information with the warning lights. They're like, does the airbag light mean that the airbag is going to go off at any minute? What does that mean?

Or does it mean that if I have a crash, my airbag might not go off? Like both are bad. What should I be more concerned about in this situation? Yeah, I mean, when's your service? It's on Friday.

It's on Friday. So end of this week. Sounds like it's going to be an expensive service. It's just coolant. But I mean, it's German coolant. I think the Germans and the Japanese use the just coolant. But I mean, it's German coolant. I think the Germans and the Japanese

use the same coolant. No, I think it's special. True, they would mark it up, eh? They'd go, this is not regular coolant. Nah, they have to import it from Germany. This is European coolant. Yeah. You know, it's going to cost you a fortune. I think just wait it out. It'll be fine.

Well, I'm going to. I was just wondering what your opinion is. I think it's fine. Yeah, sweet. All right, good. Sort that sorted. Bree and Clint. A lot of car experts in the text machine all of a sudden. A lot of car experts.

They're probably mechanics. Yeah, some of them are. Which makes them a car expert. Someone said, I worked at V-Dub for eight years. I can almost guarantee you that you need a new coolant tank or a new water pump. Oh, no. That sounds very, very expensive. Also, someone texted me because you were talking about the airbag light

and someone said, the airbag randomly exploded in my face while I was driving. I'd been rear-ended three days before. Oh, must be nice. I was driving down Papanui Road in traffic, tapping on the steering wheel to music, and it exploded. Hit me in the nose, causing it to bleed. White dust everywhere,

which made pulling to the side of the road very difficult. That is my worst nightmare. Can you imagine the police get there? They're like, what were you doing? There's a lot of white dust in here. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But also, you were literally just tapping on the steering wheel. And then your airbag's like...

Also, three days after you got rear-ended, the airbag decides to go on? I'm so glad they're okay. That could have ended so badly. Like, how are you meant to drive when the airbag hits you in the face? We talk a lot about two things at the moment. Taylor Swift, obviously. Feels like the only thing. And childbirth.

Yeah, they go hand in hand. We did a topic at the start of this show. How many people did you have present in the delivery room? We got to 22 people in the delivery room with one call-up, which was wild. That sounds like my worst nightmare. Nah. Nah, I don't want 22 people looking at my beave. Your beave?

Yeah. Is that what you call it? Have you never heard of that slang term? No, I have, but I didn't know that you referred to yours as the beave. I have many names for it. Nah, I'm not going to go there. No? Give me one more.

Foof? Oh, yeah, Give me one more. Foof. Oh, yeah, give me another one. Oui, oui. Oh, yeah, give me another one. If I'm in France, kitty cat. I think we should stop. The beef. Marshmallow.

The marshmallow. Yeah. Yeah, right. The eye of Mordor. No, that's another area. Oh yeah, that's around the back. That's around the back. Yeah.

That's on the other side of Mount Doom. Yeah. Across the lake. Across the lake of fire. Yeah. Inappropriate. Inappropriate. Inappropriate. Inappropriate.

Bring it back. Tennille Smith is an Aussie. She's in the news this week for going into labour at the Taylor Swift concert. Yay, we just combined our two favourite topics at the moment. Hooray. Yay, Tennille. We did it. Actually, no, I feel bad for Tennille.

Don't. She nailed it. Oh, was it right at the end? No. No, she's just tough. What? She didn't go into labour and then stuck it out for three and a half hours. She's 29.

She was already two days past her due date on the day of the Taylor Swift concert. Oh, no. But she said there was no way she was giving up her Taylor Swift ticket. She held it in. She crossed them up. She goes, I'm holding this thing in. She stuck the bung in. There's no way.

For those familiar with the Errors Tour, which I'm not, she had her first contraction during the folklore part of the show. Oh, that's one of the best parts. Claudia, as far as timeline goes, where are we? Folklore, beginning, middle, end. Probably halfway. In the midway point? Yeah, just over halfway.

Oh, she could risk it. So maybe an hour and a half in? An hour and a half. I mean, is it her first baby? No, second baby. Oh. Which comes faster. It's more of a risk. Tennille is dedicated though. She said, Taylor Swift hasn't toured here in ages.

And no one knows for sure when she'll be back. So I knew I wasn't gonna leave. Plus, my favourite song is Cruel Summer, which was at the start of the show. So I could watch that and then I could just sit down for the rest of the show. To kneel. She did go on to say that she actually felt contractions

earlier in the day, like that morning. And just ignored it? But she convinced herself that it was Braxton Hicks, the false labour pains. I feel like it. She was like, not real. Even though she was two days overdue, she was like. I was going to say, she's two days overdue at that point.

I doubt it's Braxton Hicks. People went to all kinds of lengths to get in the show. And you know what? I support her. Because, I mean, it's now and ever. Like, you either go to the show in labour. You're not going to the show the next night when the baby's just come out, are you? No.

I want those cute little baby earmuffs. Well, I feel like it'd be pretty new. It'd be a pretty fresh bun. Anyway, she stayed till the end of the show. Did she? Like a trooper. And then she boosted to the hospital. She messaged her husband and he was waiting for her outside the stadium with the car.

Also, her friends rushed her through the crowd. They was like, she's having a baby. Get out of the way. She's having a baby. Get out of the way. She's having a baby. I would have used that baby to get to the front of the merch line. I would have been like, she's having a baby. She needs to buy the Eros tour merch first. She needs to get a T-shirt.

Can you imagine? It wouldn't have mattered, though, like for her because she would have sounded the same. Grow! Like during a contraction. Yeah. Because that's what I sound like at a concert. Are you ready for it? Oh!

Three, two, one. Let's go, bitch. Good news. She had a healthy baby girl and she named it Sloane Taylor-Smith. Did she? Yeah, but she spelled Taylor wrong. She spelled it T-A-Y-L-A. So is it a homage or is it a coincidence?

Of course it is. Of course it is. Congratulations to all parties involved. The entire Smith Fano. Well done. Well done. I wonder if she even enjoyed it though. The show or the labour?

The show. Of course she didn't enjoy the labour. Bree and Clint. And I'm going to say this next story is my favourite so far of 2024. Okay. It's up there. It's a very good story. Are you ready?

Mm-hmm. So let's talk about darts for a second and not the cigarette kind. I'm talking about the sporting kind. I got a dartboard for Father's Day. Did you? Isn't that a great Father's Day present? It's a great Father's Day present. I love darts.

I was on a dart team once. Were you? Yeah. You should come around and play darts. My name was Sonia Dart-er. Yeah, that's good. That's a true story, by the way. I wasn't joking.

Anyway, this story is about... Niche, but good. Niche, but good. Niche, but good. This story is about actual dart professionals. These guys play darts for a living. A lot of money in darts. Yeah. A lot of money, a lot of competitions.

And these two, darts champ Darren Webster took on a guy named Ron Mellencamp in the Modest Super Series, which is like a big dart competition, like big darts, a lot of money, a lot of accolades on the line. Yeah. Anyway, essentially, Darren Webster, who's an Englishman, was in the lead, winning three games to none. Sure. Right? Anyway, Ron Mellencamp, who is a Dutchman, came back and won the whole thing four games to three.

Impressive. So huge comeback out of nowhere. So after the match, the Englishman, Darren Webster, who lost, actually talked to social media and said the reason that he lost that match is because his opponent was breaking wind on stage and it put him off. He said he was farting the whole match and it put him off. It threw his game. This is a true story. Yeah.

And that's why he lost. And he's ropeable about it. His words, he was stinking up the stage. Do what you got to do. Do what you got to do. You reckon that's fine? Yeah. All in fair play?

I think so. All's fair in love and war. I searched and searched and searched for some audio of the commentating or anything I could get my hands on. Yeah. some audio of the commentating or anything I could get my hands on. And I managed to go to the dark web and actually find some audio of the competition between these two dart players. So let's cross live now to Darren Webster taking on Ron Mellencamp. Yes, welcome back to the Modest Super Series.

This is turning out to be quite the match. Welcome back to you, Jerry Rice. Look, Jerry, Darren Webster was off to an absolute flyer at the start of this match, but something seems to have shaken him. Yes, yes, the tension definitely has been building throughout this match between the two competitors. That is for sure there. Air is thick down there.

Ron Mellencamp, the Dutchman, no stranger to these pressure cooker situations, though. All right, let's cross to the stage, Mike, now, to see if we can get some insight as to what's going on. Cheryl, I'm not sure if you heard that. Yeah, no, Gerry, I definitely heard it. I think everyone in the first ten rows heard it. Turns out more of a Dutch oven than a pressure cooker.

I believe that was a fart from Mellencamp. You're right, that was indeed a flat as it's been confirmed from the Dutchman Mellencamp. And Darren Webster appears to be visibly shaken. Yeah, he is not happy about that, Gerry. And by the look on Webster's face, it seems to be one of many incidents that may have gone on throughout the back end of this match.

Well, that's certainly a first for the Modus Super Series. Makes a whole new meaning to foul play, doesn't it? Very foul indeed. Time for a birthday banger. Free and Clint. Your birthday bangers. Free and clean. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Your birthday bangers are getting people home. This is what we live for.

Gives us a little pep in our step, especially on a Tuesday. Who are we kicking it off with? Krista on 0800-DIAL-ZM. Hi, Krista. Hi, Krista. Hey, guys. How was your day, mate?

Oh, perfect. Living the dream. Really? Perfect. Why so good? It's just good weather. You know, mate? Oh, perfect. Living the dream. Really? Why so good? It's just good weather. You know, good weather makes everything better. It makes all the difference.

It was a little bit of rain this morning and I was like, oh no, is the summer over? Seasonal depression is a real thing, people. For real. What do they call it? Sad. Seasonally affected depression. God. Anyway, good right now.

Let's do your birthday banger, Krista, on this perfect day. What's your date of birth? It's the 2nd of the 2nd, 1988. All right, Krista, that means you were 16 in 2004. And let me take you back to your 16th with this one. Banger. Baby bash, sugar, sugar. Can't go wrong. Banger. banger. Baby Bash, Sugar Sugar, Can't Go Wrong.

Banger. Banger. There's an elder millennial tune. My favourite Baby Bash song, I think. It's right up there. Krista's like, oh, great. It's a good one, Krista. It's a great one.

Let's do Tabby on 0800 Dials at Him. Hi, Tabby. Hi, Tabby. Hi, how are you? Good. How was your day? Nice. The sun's shining. Can't I know $800 at him. Hi, Tabby. Hi, Tabby. Hi, how are you? Good. How was your day? Nice. The sun's shining.

Can't complain. Can't go wrong. People are in a good mood. I like it. Hey, what's your birthday, Tab? 17th of May, 1980. All right. That means you were 16 in 1996.

And on the 17th of May, 1996, this was number one. How bizarre. Oh, no. How bizarre. How bizarre. Oh, no. How bizarre. How bizarre. No, that's good. Not a fan, Tabby. Oh, I know the words off my heart, but maybe not.

How bizarre. How bizarre. Toimana, rest in peace. OMC, how bizarre. I mean, it's a Kiwi classic. The Otaro Millionaires Club. We all know the words. It is catchy, Tabby. It mean, it's a Kiwi classic. The Otaro Millionaire's Club. We all know the word. It blew up on TikTok last year.

You know, it's a real thing. It's good. Could be way worse. Tabby doesn't like it. I like it. Let's do one more birthday banger for Amanda. Hi, Amanda. Hi, Amanda.

Hi there. What did you get up to today? Not much, just sorting out boxes. Sorting out? Oh, why? Just having to go through them because I've got a lot of boxes at the moment. Are you, wait, Amanda, are you finally in your taking your clothes to the actual... Secondhand store.

Secondhand store era. Not clothes, books. Books? Boxes of books. Everyone always needs books. Okay, well. Love a declutter. Okay, let's do your birthday banger.

What's your birthday? 24-12-92. Okay, you were 16, Amanda, in 2008. On Christmas Eve. On Christmas Eve, this was number one. Because you're hot

and you're cold. You're yes and you're no. You're in and you're out. You're up and you're down. The theme song to MKR. Only in Australia. Only in Australia. They can't afford it here. Yeah, they couldn't afford the rights for New Zealand. Apparently it's real expensive.

Yeah, I'll bet. What do you reckon, Amanda? Do you like that as your birthday banger? I do indeed. Yeah, me too. It's a good one. Okay, wait there. What are we going to do? What are we going to do? Oh, I? Do you like that as your birthday banger? I do indeed. Yeah, me too. It's a good one. Okay, wait there. What are we going to do?

We're going to do... Oh, I like them all. Baby Bash, Katy Perry. I feel like Katy Perry's got the energy this afternoon. Yeah, I feel like I haven't heard that song for a while. I'm going to go Katy Perry. Are we in a bit of a Katy Perry... Era?

Drought, I was going to say. Oh, drought. There's not a lot of Katy Perry around. Yeah, she's... Taylor Swift won the Great War. She's too busy on that American Idol show that she's getting paid $20 million for. $20 million?

Yeah. $20 million? Yeah. A season. And her Vegas residency. A season. Ella, you want to say something? Well, she has teased some news

that new music might come out this year. Ooh. She's like, it might come out. Oh, she was wanking, like, wank, wank. Was her last album she released, it wasn't Prism, was it? That's not the last album she's released. She's had more since then.

She had that awkward Migos one. Smile from 2020. Anyway, we're getting bogged down. Amanda, you've just won Birthday Banger. Congratulations. Yay, thank you. No worries. Nice work, Amanda. Brian Clint from've just won birthday banger. Congratulations. Yay, thank you. No worries. Nice work, Amanda. Brian Clint from 2008.

Here's Katy Perry. A birthday banger for Amanda from 2008. That's Katy Perry's Hot and Cold. Banger. Speaking of hot and cold, do you like to eat your pizza hot or cold? Hot. Like, that's Katy Perry's Hot and Cold. Banger. Speaking of hot and cold, do you like to eat your pizza hot or cold? Hot. Like, what's better? Hot.

Hot. But would you eat it cold? I would. I don't prefer it cold. I don't love it. I love pizza cold. Really? I love it hot as well.

Yeah. But also love it cold. I love KFC chicken cold. Really? Yeah. The next day, refrigerated. Yep. Nah, it's elite hot for me.

No, no, it is. Whereas spag bol, hot or cold. No. Yeah. No. Or the pasta goes into a solid block. Don't mind it. Don't mind it.

Speaking of hot. Cut yourself off a slice of a spag bol. Yeah. And then you deep fry it in the air fryer. Oh, no, I'm okay with that. Yeah. Yeah. Speaking of hot and cold pizza, the reason I bring it up is because the internet is ablaze

and they're calling for one husband to be jailed for the way he eats his pizza. Okay, how badly can he be eating his pizza? Is he eating it hot? Is he eating it cold? Is he eating it still in the box? Is he eating it crust first? All these different ideas. I wouldn't send someone to jail for eating it crust first.

I think they're a bit of an attention seeker. It's psychopathic behaviour, if you ask me. Like, it is weird. Have you ever thought to yourself, I'm going to eat this crust first? Have you seen a person roll up their slice of pizza and then eat it like a mini calzone, like a pizza roll? Also strange. Unless you roll it like lent.

No, just a single slice and you roll it so you tuck the crust in first. Who's doing that? I've seen people do it. It's a faster way. It's like they don't have much time. They've got to eat the pizza as fast as possible. You enjoy the pizza. No, he doesn't eat the pizza in any of these different ways.

This guy, and she's taken a video of him doing it, eats a pizza, like when it's really hot. Say you've just got it, you open the box, it's really hot, or you pulled it out of the oven, it's steaming. He then runs the piece of pizza under the tap to cool it down before he eats it. And she says this is no BS. He's done it since he was in college.

And he says it's the best way to eat pizza. He rinses the pizza off. He puts it under cold water. You should see the photo of it. It's so weird. He must be getting such a thick cheesy topping for it to not rinse all the pizza sauce off. I think he

kind of cradles it and kind of gives it support. Then he gets a soggy bottom. No one likes a soggy bottom. Name a circumstance where a soggy bottom is good. Go. Show me one time where you've enjoyed a soggy bottom. I've never thought to myself, you know what would make this better?

A soggy bottom. If my bottom was soggy. Never. Yeah, that's reprehensible. He needs to go to jail. What is he doing? No one is rinsing their slices of pizza under the cold water. He thinks it's a life hack and that everyone else is wrong,

which is what a lot of people who have weird ways of eating their food, it's how they behave. Or are we just talking out of turn because we haven't tried it? True. It made me think. Is this the moment where you've organised a pizza that's about to be brought into the studio? Absolutely not.

We're going to try by rinsing off under the tap? We've just enjoyed all these lovely dips. It made me think about times I've seen people eat foods weird, like in a weird way. The first one that comes to mind is ex-producer of the show Anastasia, who used to get Was it a jack? Are you going to throw her under the bus here?

Yeah. It's weird. We used to talk about it all the time and she would be like I told you that one time I don't do it anymore. She's in Europe. She'll never hear this. If you know Anastasia do not text her about this, okay? No, I'll text her. She'd get like a Jats biscuit and then she would chew it up into like a mushy kind of paste.

Like a Ritz cracker. Like a Ritz cracker. And then she would get the mushy paste from her mouth and then spit it out onto another cracker like it was pate or something. Like it was a regurgitated topping. Or it was like a cheese and cracker but it was regurgitated from her mouth like a baby bird and then she would eat it. She'd eat chewed cracker on cracker.

What is going on? Not okay. That's a hate crime. Yeah, it was confronting. Although... She goes, I haven't done that in like three years. Although, it's funny, there's someone out there for everyone because when we talked about that, we did hear from one or two people who said...

That do that as well. I do that, yeah. Really? I can't remember that. I baby bird my crackers. And then we called her baby bird because of that. Someone just text, that made me want to vomit listening to that cracker story. Well, that's what she's doing. She's vomiting onto a cracker

and then she's eating the cracker. Don't tell Anastasia that we talked about this. Don't tell her. No, tell her. Don't tell her. She'll hate it so much. And there's a text, I used to do that too.

Really? I like how they say, I used to do that. My cousin used to eat a certain food really weird and it still makes me feel sick thinking about it. She ate the sausages sideways? Yeah, that's bizarre. Like a corn, like a cob of corn.

No, he would get like a Vegemite or Marmite sandwich, right? Cut the crust off of it and then he would get a cup of coffee and then he would dip his cup of coffee and then he would dip his sandwich in the coffee. He would kind of roll up the sandwich too and then like dip it in and then disgusting. I thought he was

like taking the piss but he was serious. Unless it's like a bit of biscotti or something. Oh yeah, that's for dipping. That's about it. Not a Vegemite or Marmite sandwich. We want to know about food crimes and people that eat their food in a weird way this afternoon. I know 800 dials at him. Who are you calling the food police on for the way they eat their food?

And look, maybe it's yourself. You can dob yourself in. Reprehensible, arrestable food crimes this afternoon. We want to know who eats food in a weird way. There's some great ones coming through. People said that the conversation we had before made them want to gag as well. When we shared the story about ex-producer Anastasia who used to chew up a Ritz cracker and then spit it back out

onto another cracker to then enjoy that cracker like it had a piece of cheese or pate on it. And we promise we won't tell that story again. Anastasia's turning in her grave wherever she is. Let's talk to some other people who have similar issues. Cruz is on 0800 Dials at M. Hi, Cruz. Hi, Cruz.

Hi. Now, is it you that eats a food a weird way? Yes, I eat blue noodles with milk and butter. And if I don't have milk, I eat with cream. What? Blue noodles? What's blue noodles? So, like,

it's a certain flavour, so you've got blue, red, obviously, and then you've got... Ah, the meagre rings. I guess... Yeah, yes. I guess, Cruz, it would kind of be like

a carbonara or an Alfredo, technically. Yeah, well, the milk makes it creamy and the butter just enhances the flavour. Yeah.

No, no, I see what you're doing, Cruz. It's not too bad. I don't think you should be arrested for that. No, I think you're fine. I think you've just enhances the flavour. Yeah. No, no, I see what you're doing, Cruz. It's not too bad. I don't think you should be arrested for that. No, I think you're fine. I think you've just made an Asian cabanara. I think you're just pushing the boundaries. Delightful. I've also eaten noodles with Vegemite.

Yeah, no, that's fine. It's salty. Yeah, you can make a stock out of Vegemite. So, yeah. Cruz, you get a pass. No, you're all good to go, Cruz. You're all good to go. You can walk free.

Thanks, Cruz. Someone just on the text machine said, is Anastasia dead a pass. No, you're all good to go, Cruz. You're all good to go. You can walk free. Thanks, Cruz. Someone just on the text machine said, is Anastasia dead? No. No. Everybody who leaves this show is dead to us. Dead to us. Not dead.

Not dead in real life. So she's turning in her grave, which is dead to us. Which is a ski resort in France currently. Yes, exactly. She's fine. Somebody who leaves this show goes on to bigger and better things. We just pretend that they're dead.

Someone texted through and said I like getting a piece of fresh bread taking the crust off then squishing the bread into a ball and eating it. I used to do that. Yeah, take a bread ball. No! I wouldn't do it regularly. No, no. It has to be like a piece of

fluffy white bread. But no, I get down with the bread ball. You like that. I wouldn't say I liked it. And then all your germs from squishing it up into a ball. Instantly text messages coming in. Yes to the bread ball. Not a fan of the bread ball.

I don't know about that. Cooper's on the phone. Hi, Cooper. Hi, Cooper. Hello. What's the food? Oh, is it your brother? You said that eats something in a weird way. Hi, Cooper. Hi, Cooper. Hello. What's the food? Oh, is it your brother? You said that eats something

in a weird way. Your older brother. He makes peanut butter and porridge on top. He puts the porridge on top of the peanut butter. What? He makes a piece

of peanut butter toast and then puts the porridge on that and eats it. Why? Sometimes he dips it in Milo. Wait, there's another step step-dad dips it in Milo. Wait, there's another step. He then dips it in Milo. Yeah, sometimes.

Man, that's a lot going on. That's a lot. But that's a turbo breakfast. You know, he's having all three in one go. He's just a busy man, your brother, Cooper. Yeah. I don't know about porridge as a condiment, eh? A spread.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know about that. Thanks for the call, Cooper. Thanks, Cooper. We appreciate it. Someone texted her and said, my ultimate fave is I take the lid off a mince and cheese pie,

then I dip my cream donut in it. Ooh. Is that good? I don't think it would be. Salty, salty sweet. We're all about salty sweet at the moment. Someone said, oh, where's it gone? These are coming in too fast.

Someone said, oh, where's it gone? Is it coming in too fast? Someone said KFC mash. I mix my potatoes, gravy, coleslaw, chips, and break the chicken up, mix it all together. Yum. What, like a KFC salad? Get the coleslaw out of there, but I'm fine with the rest. I put white rice in my Coke. Oh, nah.

Nah. Yuck. Something wrong with you. Yuck. What? They don't actually do that. Call the cops. Rachel's here. Hi, Rach. Hello, Rachel. Nah. Yuck. Something wrong with you. Yuck. They don't actually do that. Call the cops. Rachel's here. Hi, Rach.

Hello, Rachel. Hi. Hi. Is it you, Rach, that eats food in a weird way? Yes, but I've also got a story about my brother as well. Okay. But I feel kind of normal now listening to other ones. Yeah, okay.

Well, everything's normal after that cracker story, so tell us yours. Hey, I used to do that as well, by the way. See, they are out there. Wait, wait, wait, okay. Well, everything's normal after that cracker story, so tell us yours. Hey, I used to do that as well, by the way. See, they are out there. Wait, wait, wait, Rachel. Are you a cracker regurgitator, are you? Yeah. I used to be when I was younger, and I don't know, I just grew out of that one.

Can I just say, brave. Brave of you for coming out. Thanks for standing in your truth, Rachel. We appreciate it. Good on you. No problem. But, yeah, I truth, Rachel. We appreciate it. No problem. Yeah, I love salt and vinegar chips. Okay.

So what I do is, I just lick the salt and vinegar off and I don't eat the chips. So you don't love salt and vinegar chips. I do. No, you don't. I do. You love salt and vinegar. You're disgusting, Rachel. I've done it before too, don't worry about it.

You love salt. But when my cat was alive, he used to eat the soggy chips. Oh, and now you don't have the cat to eat the soggy chips. No, no, I don't. So now I just throw them away after I've licked them all. Oh, what a waste. Rachel, what a waste. You could re-salt and vinegar those chips, Rachel,

and then use them again tomorrow. Yeah, no, not when they're soggy, no. Rachel, can I ask, because I have done that before, when I just don't feel like the chip and I just feel like the flavouring. But I don't do it often, but I get it. Rachel, do you, if you eat too many or you lick too many salt and vinegar chips, does your tongue peel? Because that happens to me.

Yes, it does. And it will last for like a couple of days. Yeah. And my lips will also swell a bit as well. Now, I would love to see you at a barbecue, Rach. I'd love to see you at a barbecue. Yeah. Rachel!

Just in the corner licking chips. Okay, the brother story. Can it top yours? Oh, okay. Yeah, of course. Okay, so when he was younger, he used to have tomato sauce and black sauce sandwiches. What's black sauce? Yeah.

You know, the Worcestershire sauce? The Worcestershire. Yeah, that's the one. Yeah. To give us. Okay. Nah, you're the weirdo in the family. I feel like you're the weirdo one, Rachel.

It's you. Sorry, you're the problem. It's you. With the cracker regurgitation and the chip licking, I think you take the cake. But you'll probably lick all the icing off that too, wouldn't you, Rach? No, I do. I peel the icing off first, actually.

I love your honesty. That's so good. My son used to make himself a tuna sandwich with Nutella. What? No. That's disgusting. I haven't done it, but apparently vanilla ice cream with balsamic vinegar is yum. We tasted it.

We did olive oil. Olive oil and salt. Very, very good. To be honest, I'll eat anything with balsamic vinegar on it. I love that stuff. And Rachel will lick balsamic vinegar off anything. Wouldn't you, Rach? Yes, I would.

Oh, that's it. That's the end of the show. Oh, all done. Should we stay for a bit longer? Yeah, let's stay for a bit longer. Who says we can't? Oh, no, Cam Mansell's got a good show planned. It's important to know when to leave, too, so you don't overstay your welcome.

I feel like we do that all the time. People do it at parties too. Like leave on a high. Leave on a high. Like if everyone else has left and you know what's a good indication? When the hosts are in their pyjamas, it's time to leave. As soon as you see the host, they don't even have to be in their pyjamas. As soon as you see the host go, oh, well,

it was such a good night. Oh, that was a real yawn for me. It is time to go. It is time to go. So, let's just go. Catch you guys back tomorrow.

We've got more free tickets to go and see SZA on the show. Bree and I will be live from O-Week in Dunedin tomorrow. Whoop, whoop. That's right. We're mature age students. We'll have our togas on

and we'll be ready to rock. Oh, God. Catch you tomorrow. Bye. Bye, guys.