ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 20th January 2021

Episode Date: January 20, 2021

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Hello everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast. Yesterday, episode 2 of 2021, we had a bit of a mirror, there was a technical issue with the podcast, so. Yeah, it was just my voice going on a loop, getting higher and higher. Yeah. And people thought it was like a remix or something. Well, good point actually. Has it been rectified?

Well, has it been rectified or has it been remixed? Producer Ben? It's been both. Great. So, first of all, if you want to go back and listen to last? Producer Ben? It's been both. Great. So first of all, if you want to go back and listen to last night's episode, it's been re-uploaded.

Yeah, I think it's been re-uploaded everywhere except Apple because Apple wait 24 hours. Oh, right. So it's up, I think, everywhere else. I'm pretty sure. Well, I listened to Spotify before and it sounds quite good. iHeart Radio, Google Podcasts, Spotify,

whatever you need. Everywhere. It'll get there. And that's great news. Thanks, mate. But the accidental remix has gone into Producer Ben's DJ lab and been turned into a real remix. No, it hasn't.

So when you're ready, Producer Ben. You only fire off my end. Well, I can't see it here. Have I got it here? Oh, piss off. I don't believe you. No, where is it? I'll do it.

You've been so busy today as if you've spent time on this. Why do you think he's been busy, mate? You have not spent time on this. Why do you think he's been busy, mate? You have not spent time on this. Why do you think he's been busy? You know, it's at the end where we're talking to Michelle Visage and Brie wants to tell her what a great ally she is. It's actually a really nice, serious moment. It's a beautiful sentimental moment.

I know, that's what's hard about it. Which has been... They got ruined. Remix! Michelle, we're so excited To have you guys here And from someone Who's watched the show For years

Can I just say Thank you for being Such an amazing Thank you for being Such an amazing Thank you for being Such an amazing Thank you for being

Such an amazing Thank you for being Such an amazing Thank you for being Such an amazing Thank you for being such an amazing... Do you know what it is? I like...

I like when it hits. Oh! I don't know what it is, but when you throw in some LGBTQI plus sentiment, it just hits different. That's made my week. Producer Ben, that's... So...

I was like, what's going to happen on the drop? Oh, my God. Because Ally is the bit that was missing from the podcast. We never got to Ally. That was good from you guys Good from everyone That was so good Thank you to everyone who sent that to us as well

And thanks for keeping the podcast honest, you know Ride our balls when that podcast isn't working Because we don't listen to the damn thing So how would we know? Oh my god Can we get that on Spotify, that track? It could be illegal Yeah, we have to ask Michelle Bazar

Yeah, I think she'd be keen. If I know Michelle, which I do now because she's in LA. She'd be keen. Enjoy the podcast, everybody. Bye, guys. Talk to you soon. Bye. Bye.

So good. Hey, Google. What's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one.

Three days in a row. This is good. This is a good start to the year. This must be some kind of a record. I mean, I don't want to pat ourselves on the back just yet, but I mean Hey. That's 60%. We're at a 60% of the week already.

Before we get into the show today, I've heard Fletcher and Megan talking about it. Georgia on Days has talked about it. I want to know just simple, which way do you shower? Front or back? I was going to say standing up. Unless I've to know just simple, which way do you shower? Front or back? I was going to say standing up unless I've had a big night, in which case

sitting down. Sitting down is quite nice. Sitting down is a real sad shower. No, I'm going to get a seat made in my shower if I ever build a house. I'll bet you are. Yeah, I love seats. And a step. Steamy seat. No, a step is really good for us ladies in the shower. Shaving your legs?

Yes. Yeah. It's actually a thing some people put in there. Probably good for cleaning your bits too. Cock a leg, you know? Yeah, but you don't want to slip on that. No. It's happened to me.

It's not good. No, that's not cleaning your bits. That's shaving your bits. Yeah. It's okay. All right, all right, all right. Okay, okay. Front or back?

I don't know. Facing the shower? I don't know. Facing the shower? I don't know. I've got a vivid image in my mind of what both ends of my shower look like because I've got a shub and I don't know which way I stand. I must face the back wall. No, do you face with the water hitting you in the face? Or hitting me on the back?

Hitting you in the back. I don't know. Oh, no, I do know. Yeah. I've got a rain head shower, so I just stand under it. You're so annoying and rich. Today I'm just showing. Clint's like, I actually don't have a shower.

We've made a tropical waterfall in my new bathroom. No, we've got the nozzle. We've just renovated it and it's actually where Evian, they get Evian out of the water that comes through the rocks down into my shower where I shower naturally in the bliss outdoors. We've got the nozzle as well. We've got both. Today on the show we've got cash to give away thanks to KFC. If you listen from quarter to five you'll be able to play the KFC Big Kahuna game with us. And you've just got to get off the wave before you wipe out, take out some money with that. That's going to be good.

Pretty easy. We've also got to get off the wave before you wipe out, take out some money with that. That's going to be good. Pretty easy. We've also got money right now with our new game. Now. Free and Cleanse. Tradie versus Lady. We need a fella and we need a lady. No, we don't. We need a tradie and we need a lady.

No, but I'm trying to get the boys in on the action. Even if you're not a tradie, you can just say you are. Okay, yeah, sweet. Tradie vs. Lady, it's a general knowledge quiz so if you've been listening to the news recently, you're going to be sweet as 0800 dial ZM, $50 cash up for grabs if you're the smartest person

listening to our show right now. So far, the ladies are ahead by two, so come on, boys. Let's go. Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady.

All right, we're doing this every day to kick off the show. $50 up for grabs if you can take it out in a general-based knowledge quiz. Today, she's 22 years old from Auckland and she didn't eat pizza until she was 14 years old. What? Today's lady is Natasha. Hi, Natasha. How are you going?

Natasha, can I ask, what was it like when you took your first bite of the holy bread? Oh, pretty good. I had the barbecue sauce just to make it better. Yeah, nice. Listen to Natasha. Oh, yeah, it was pretty good. It had the barbecue sauce just to make it better. Yeah, nice. Listen to Natasha. Oh, yeah, it was pretty good. It was all right.

I'm taking you on today. He's a 26-year-old Hamiltonian who has never eaten broccoli. Welcome our tradie for the day. This is Nathan. G'day, Nathan. Hello, welcome. How much would it cost for you to eat a piece of broccoli tonight? How much would we have to pay?

How much are you willing to give me? A hundred bucks. Done. Done. Oh, that'd be a good a hundred bucks. I'll be walking away with 150 today then. There we go. He's That'd be a good $100. I'll be walking away with $150 today then. There we go. He's got the confidence. Here we go. It's first to three in these questions. Brie will

read the questions. Buzz in with tradie or lady, please, guys. That's right. First to three. Here we go. Question number one. In what New Zealand town will you find the giant LMP bottle? Tradie. Nathan. Pairoa. Pairoa. That is correct. In town, will you find the giant LMP bottle? Trady. Trady. Nathan.

Piedra. Piedra. That is correct. One to the tradies. Here comes question number two. Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern uploaded a family photo to Instagram today. It was of Clark and their daughter. What is their daughter's name?

Lady. Lady. Natasha's in. Neve. Correct. It's one apiece. Here comes question number three. Producer Anastasia pre-purchased her R&V 2021 tickets yesterday.

Where is the festival held? Tradie. Tradie. Nathan. That was close. Gisborne. Gisborne's correct. This is a good game, guys.

It's two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Here we go. Question number four. Which of the following is not a type of dog breed? Is it A, have a poo, B, peek a poo, C, cav a poo, or D, a poo poo? Lady. Lady. Natasha.

D. D? D, a poo poo? Yes. That is correct. Nice work. Now, this is in? D. D? D, a poo-poo? Yes. That is correct. Nice work. Now, this is a tie-break. Yeah, by the way, Havapoo is a real dog.

It is a Havanese and a poodle. Havapoo. Okay, tie-break. Here we go. Tie-break question. Question number five. The UK have already vaccinated 4 million people against COVID-19. Name one of Queen Elizabeth's children.

Lady. I got lady, yeah, Natasha. Natasha, just. Just one. Prince Albert? No, I think that's a type of piercing. That's a piercing. Nathan, do you want to have a go at this for the win?

One of Queen Elizabeth's children. Princess Diana? Oh, yeah. No! No! She wasn't related. She married into the family, guys. All right, that question is null and void.

We would have accepted Charles, Anne, Andrew and Edward. One of them we probably wouldn't accept either. Question number six. This is for the win still, guys. What are the two food items that have been combined to make a cronut? Cody. Lady. Nathan for the win.

A muffin. Oh, sorry, did you say cronut? A cronut. And a croissant. A donut and a croissant is correct. Well done. That's the first victory for the tradies that we've had in this game so far. Nice work.

That was a great game, guys. Very close. So you've got your $50. Secondly, Nathan, what sort of dressing would you like on that piece of broccoli this evening? I'm easy. Whatever floats your boat. All right. Done.

Soya sauce and mustard it is. Bree and Clint, that's Tradiverse Lady. Bree and Clint. I need to talk about something that happened to me over the holiday break. Oh, my God, you got engaged. No. Have you told your mum yet? Are you telling her on the radio before you tell your mum?

Anything I say now is not going to be as exciting after that. So maybe you should propose and do something exciting for once. Shut up. Grow up. Grow up and buy a ring. You know what's really weird is that this story includes an engagement. Oh, there we go. Not me, but my partner and I,

we got invited to go up to Langs Beach and stay with some of her mates and they're also my mates now, which is really nice. And we went up there and stayed at their batch. Anyway, it was a big group of us. And in the weekend, my mate Aston actually proposed to Hannah and they got engaged and it was amazing. Great. Love it. On the first night we were there, I spotted that they've got this amazing ping pong table in the garage. Yes. And I was like, oh, I've played a bit of ping pong in my time. Oh, here she comes. And anyway.

The Australian Serena Williams. We've all went up and we started having a few drinks and then I've slowly noticed that a bunch of the boys have slinked away down to the ping pong table. And I was like, oh, I need to get in on this. Got to thrash those guys. Need to get down there. Anyway, after 20, 30 minutes, I need to get in on this. Got to thrash those guys. Need to get down there. Anyway, after, you know, 20, 30 minutes,

I went down to the ping pong table and they're playing, you know, Kings around the world. Kings. Nah. Well, there's one person that stays in and you have to beat the Kings. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. Anyway, so I slowly, you know, kind of put my slotted in

and I've started playing. I beat all of them, you know, just thrashed them. Were you the King or the Queen? I was both. Right all of them, you know, just thrashed them. Were you the king or the queen? I was both. Right. I was, you know, I was a cook and cleaning. I was a single mother. Anyway, so we're having all these games and it was great.

And after later on, so then there was a big group of us and a beer was spilt at some point on the carpet. That was in the garage. Yeah. At one end of the, that's important to know. Not on the table. Not on the table, but on the carpet near one of the ends. Anyway, later on that night, Aston, the gentleman who got engaged

this weekend, him and I were having a private game, which sounds really wrong, but it was just him and I in the garage. Yeah. And we've kind of started this game and we'd had a few drinks. So, you know, it started off a bit slow and then it turned into one of the greatest social games of ping pong you have ever seen. I'm not even joking. Or at least you think it was.

No. At that stage of the night. I'm pretty, like I'm 88% sure it was amazing. Like I was firing these shots back. I didn't even know. I couldn't even see the ball. Right. And we were going point for point.

So we were going one point, two point. It was so neck and neck. Anyway, one of the guys that was at the party walked in on us. If you took out certain parts of this story. Yeah, that sounds real dodgy. Anyway, he walked in and we were sweating bullets like there was grunts happening and at this point he was like this is intense but he he witnessed it so we do have a witness of how great it was yeah anyway we get to the point where it's 16 all and like that's that's a really wait how many points until you win 21 oh okay so it was

a really really um you know intense part of the game. We were neck and neck and he's hit this ball over and I've gone way wide and I've literally stuck my foot out. I've slipped. My foot has rolled up onto the top of my toe all the way forward and then rolled all the way back. I thought I broke my ankle. What a legend.

I thought I'd broken my ankle. What a sporting hero. In one of the biggest social ping pong games you've ever seen. I'm not joking. I then had to retire from the game. I was going to say, please tell me you retired and you didn't play on. You're like, I need to win this game. I couldn't.

And then like 15 drunk people then. Tried to give you CPR. Tried to give you Tremadol and CPR. Tremadol? Yeah, one guy who plays rugby, Jono, he was like, I've got some Tremies in my bag if you want. Sprained ankle, you need morphine. It was so intense and we never got to finish what I think

was one of the best social ping pong games you've ever seen. No. Devastating. Well, there's always next season. No, I need to finish that game with him at some point. Yeah, you don't. You really don't. No, I do.

You weren't there. But I feel like a bit of an idiot because I was really embarrassed because I was like, you know, and then I had to spend the rest of the time, you know, hobbling around this beautiful batch. After your ping pong injury. After my ping pong injury. I wanted to know if anyone else had a similar kind of experience I'm, you know, hobbling around this beautiful batch. After your ping pong injury. After my ping pong injury. I wanted to know if anyone else had a similar kind of experience over the holidays where they injured themselves in a similar way.

Oh, like playing a sport they thought they were better at than they actually were. Yeah. No, I'm bloody good at ping pong. I know what you're talking about. You're talking about like backyard hero stories. Yeah. People who broke their arm during a casual game of like bat down or something like that.

Yeah. Or pole tennis with the balls on the string and it goes around the pole. Sure. Yeah, we can take calls on that. I want to know from you guys. 0800DIALZM, did you injure yourself in a really social sporting event game? What did you do? Call us now or text us on 9696.

Bree and Clint. People are calling it the sporting event of 2021 and it happened very early in the year, but it was the social ping pong match that I had against my mate Aston up at Blaine Beach. People are calling you a loser. No, they're saying that it was probably the best game they've ever seen.

You sprained your ankle playing ping pong. In a garage. And somehow you think you're Richie McCaw in the Rugby World Cup. Clint, I don't think you understand. You call my mate Aston up. He will tell you how intense and how athletic it was. Yeah, I'll call him after the show. Okay, you call him. We want to know this

afternoon, what was your holiday injury? Your backyard sporting injury? You just went a bit too hard. You took it a bit too seriously. What happened? Let's talk to Casey. Hi, Casey. Hi, Casey. Hi. What went down? Who got injured? My dad. We were

playing soccer on Christmas Day and then he jumped up trying to intercept the ball by hittering it and he ended up landing and rupturing his Achilles. Classic dad move. Classic. Classic Christmas Day dad move.

Dad still thinks he's got it and then he realises dad don't got it. The number of dads out there who would have sprained their ankle riding their kid's Razor scooter on Christmas Day. Nah, here, Johnny, I'll show you how it's done. Get off, get off, get off. Let me show you. Yeah, definitely. Pop an ollie.

The dads who take their kids to the skate park with their new skateboard on Christmas Day. And they're on a mountain bike. Thanks, Casey. Let's talk to Lynn. Hi, Lynn. G'day, Lynn. Hi. Hi.

I was playing basketball with, social basketball with some friends, and we were down really big, and then I was trying to go for a fast break just to get some points. Yeah, okay. Running on the way to the basket, I tore my ACL. Legend. Yeah, but did you get the basket? Yeah, yeah. No, because as soon as I just rolled over because my knee felt like it snapped.

Yeah, because you tore some of your ligaments. In the movies, Len, I see that they just push through that pain and they just keep going. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Nah. Long road to recovery. That's it for me. Oh, poor Len.

Long road to recovery. Best wishes. Finally, Bix. G'day, Bix. G'day. How are you? Good, thanks. Who hurt themselves, you know, in the backyard or socially doing something?

It was me. I ended up with three broken ribs and torn cartilage. How? Doing what? Rugby with the siblings? You would think. You would think. But, no, we were on the back of a biscuit, and I was just going myself.

And, you know, all the kids had been, and they were just sort of teetering up and down the river not too fast. And I went up the river and the driver of the boat turned around and sort of looked to see if I was all good and I yelled, go faster! And it all kind of went downhill from there. Mum's a legend. Hey kids, check it out! No hands!

No hands. No, that was the mistake I made, I think, because the whole biscuit flipped over and I was actually still holding on because it felt like... Oh, if you'd let go, you would have been okay. And I thought, how epic would that have been? But, yeah, we didn't quite make it.

Please tell me you didn't lose your bathers in this whole thing. No, they stayed on well. Small victory. It was a small victory. Real gutted we couldn't get the guy on who broke his leg playing Cub over summer. How do you break your leg playing Cub? Surely they hit him right in the leg

with the piece of wood. Someone comes through on a ride on Lawn Mower and takes him out. I've got a story about Tracy Chapman. Oh yeah, Tracy Chapman, Fast Car. Yeah, she's relevant again. Yeah. And you about Tracy Chapman. Oh, yeah, Tracy Chapman, Fast Car. Yeah, she's relevant again. Yeah. And you remember Tracy Chapman.

This lady right here. Oh, no, we don't have it. Tracy Chapman, Fast Car. She's famous for this. Very famous song and very famous artist. She's actually recently taken Nicki Mina minaj to court hey she yeah um and she won okay so she won 450 000 in damages from nikki minaj uh and the case revolved around the rapper um nikki minaj using tracy chapman's uh part of her song in one of Nicki Minaj's new songs.

Right, she's ripped her off. Yeah, apparently. The song that they're saying that Nicki Minaj used was this Tracy Chapman song. I love this song, yeah. It's called Baby Can I Hold You. Yeah. And I don't know if you knew this,

but Tracy Chapman is one of the artists that is on the no sample list. As in she doesn't allow her music to be sampled at all. Exactly. Oh, that was a cover. That was a cover. The Jonas Blue one was a cover of Fasca. Yeah, right, okay. She actually is on one of the, and apparently the list isn't super long,

but she is one of the artists, is an artist. She's not interested. Not interested in being sampled. Anyway, apparently Nicki Minaj and her people approached her quite a few times to use this sample from this song and she just said, no, not interested. Not keen, yeah. Producer Ben, do you think you've found the part of Nicki Minaj's song

that is the part that they sued her about? Yeah, I do. The Nicki Minaj song's not released, right? No, so they never released it. No, so it's quite hard to find, but they have just released that part. I think they had to just so people can understand. No, no. So what happened was is the guy, apparently a DJ, DJ Flex,

ended up playing it on a radio station. No, no. So what happened was is the guy, apparently a DJ, DJ Flex, ended up playing it on a radio station. And they're like, please stop playing that. Exactly. Yeah, right. Yeah, and a few people got their hands on it, and that's exactly what happened. Okay, we've got the clips here.

So this is the Tracy Chapman bit that you're talking about. Sorry. It's all that you can say. And here's the illegal Nicki Minaj bit. Okay, well, it's not even in question. But we don't often have to do this, but when it comes up, it is our civic duty to do so. And we've got breaking candle news. Or should that be exploding candle news? This is scary, isn't it?

The New York Post is reporting that one of Gwyneth Paltrow's vag candles. Don't say that. It's a vagina. Sorry. One of Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina candles. Exactly. Sounds so much better. This candle smells like my vagina.

Suddenly exploded, emitted huge flames and sent bits of vagina candle flying everywhere. I've seen the photo. It's terrifying. Jodie Thompson, owner of the vagina candle, said, I've never seen anything like it. The whole thing was ablaze and it was too hot to touch. She's never had a UTI, Ben.

There was an inferno in the room. And again, she's talking about the candle. Although it works for both, doesn't it? It does work for both. Gwyneth Paltrow's been contacted for comment and is yet to respond

about the flaming vag candle, vagina candle sorry I apologise but this poses serious questions for us who put our name to a replica candle when I was in San Francisco last year and you launched the this candle smells like

my bum candle. It's exactly right we did, you and I both together it was a brain trial. No, it's not my idea. I didn't want anything to do with it then. I don't want anything to do with it now. I think it was a coincidence you were away at the time when we launched it, but it was definitely both of our ideas.

And the bum candle flew off the shelves, can I say? Yeah, which is the problem. Because now, how many did we make? I can't remember. Was it 20? I think so. Producer Ben, how many candles did we commission for this? How many bum candles did we make?

It was 20. Yeah, bang on, yeah. You took like 10 of them home though. Well, that's good. I do have one sitting on my toilet. Well, then we know where one is. Yeah, we know where one is. If we potentially have 19 explosive bum candles out there in the market.

It's called sting ring. No. We're liable. We're liable for court action. We've put the call out. We said, call us. We need to urgently recall these bum candles. And no one has.

No one has got in contact with us. So either... We haven't dipped their wicks. Either we haven't reached them yet or... I think they're fine. I think we did all the right things. Or they've been killed by a flaming bum candle. Yeah, well, that's true as well.

You know what's crazy is this has been one of our most popular products that we've released together, Clint, which you are very proud of, I know. You know what I found in the office? What? I found... One more candle. This is the last candle... Is it?

...of This Smells Like My my bum candle in existence. Can I see it? Don't throw it. Ben, put this in the bin right now. This needs to go. No, I wanted to give it away to someone. You can't give it away now. Oh, yeah, it could kill someone.

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Brie and Clint have had one text on the candle that said, I got one and it hasn't exploded yet from Laura. No clarification on whether they got a bum or a vagina candle. We don't know. I'd say the bum. It's more common. Just maybe light it outside. Light it outside for a while.

That is good. You should always light them outside. This is a story out of the UK where a dad has gone on a, it's like a parents forum kind of thing, where people, I find people share way too much on these things. Are you on a parents forum?

No, I'm not. Not yet? No. No, I find people share way too much on these things. Are you on a parent's forum? No, I'm not. Not yet? No. No, I'm not. I feel like we will know the moment, though, you cross over. When I join a parent's, when I join Kmart Mums New Zealand. No, Kmart, don't put Kmart Mums in the same category. Kmart Mums is awesome.

Well, this is the sort of group that he's in, okay? He's on Mumsnet. And he's not a mum, though. Weird. Anyway, he shared something on there. Maybe he's a single dad, so he's in, okay? He's on Mumsnet. He's not a mum though. Weird. Anyway, he shared something on there. Maybe he's a single dad, so he's both. No, he's not a single dad. Oh. Because he's complaining about his wife on Mumsnet. Yeah, fatal mistake.

Wrong place to complain. He's gone on to complain about what he's calling unnecessary items being purchased by his wife and showing up on their doorstep every other day. He's complaining about his wife's online shopping. How much? How bad are we talking? He doesn't say how much, but he says we're meant to be saving for

and purchasing a house in the next couple of months. Although both of our names will be on the mortgage, I am funding the entire deposit. So I assume she might be a stay at home mum. And I will be ultimately paying the mortgage as my salary enables this. So is it none of my business what she's buying? Should I leave her to it? Or am I allowed to be pissed off as it seems a little one sided? Well, first of all, it's not your deposit. No. It's first of all, it's not your deposit. No.

It's both of your deposits because she's at home looking after your children. Yes. But you probably shouldn't be spending heaps and heaps of money if you are saving for a house. I just believe this man has opened Pandora's box and to do it on the internet on something called Mumsnet. Idiot.

It's a massive own goal. Like, no good can come of this. Your wife's not going to stumble upon the post and go, actually, now I see it from his perspective. Maybe I am wrong. I feel like he is 100% right. All it took was a bit of public shaming for me to really rein in my Etsy purchases. Now I feel loved.

We want to know this afternoon. Don't bother trying to figure out who's right in that situation. We want to know if you've ever hidden a purchase from your partner. Like, is your partner a bit of a... My mum does this all the time with my dad. Yeah? All the time. Is your partner a bit of a scrooge when it comes to the finances

and you need to live that blinged up life? Or maybe they just don't let you buy anything so you have to hide every purchase that you make. My mum has done this for years with my father who is a farmer and every time my dad does find out about a purchase

my mum will tell him it's worth a certain price that's way less. Yeah. So my dad has this real messed up idea of how much things cost. He's like,

see this microwave? Three dollars. It's amazing. Bloody good microwave too. Mum told me it was secondhand. Looks brand new. Value for money. Still came in the box.

Oh, Andrew Dials ZM, or you can text us on 9696. Have you hidden a purchase from your partner before? And what was it? And did they find out? We can keep you anonymous on this. That's totally fine. We don't have to use names at all.

But get in touch. We'd love to hear your stories. Bree and Clint. We want to talk to at all. But get in touch. We'd love to hear your stories. We want to talk to you about hiding purchases from your partner. Do you do it? I may or may not be doing something right now. I didn't think to ask you. You can't say.

I won't. You know what it is. We can't talk about it. Do I know what it is? Yeah. Oh. She's going to find out. No, she won't. Are you going to tell her you won it in a competition? Yes. And that's very belie out. No, she won't. Are you going to tell her you won it in a competition?

Yes. And that's very believable. All right, no, good play. I won it in a radio competition. I called up the hits and Jono and Ben gave it to me. Jono and Ben won it on their show. We want to know what you're hiding from your partner. We don't know if these are real names, fake names.

We don't need to know because people can be anonymous. But Gian is up first. Hi, Gian. Hello. Hi. Gian, what have you hidden from your partner? So it wasn't so much as like a fun purchase as much as a shame service. We got a new car and I happened to crash it two times and we had to get panel work done and then I did it a third time really bad.

So I went up to the panel beaters and begged them to let me like pay it off and he didn't know for like two years because he had been fuming that I had already done it twice. I was like, I can't tell him a third time. Right, so only the third repair is a secret. Is that right? Yeah, the other two he knew about.

And I thought if I tell him the third one, he's going to divorce me. What's the price on the third one? What's the value of the repairs? About $600. Oh, yeah. Yeah. He goes through the service book when he sells the car and he's like, there's accident one, there's two.

What's this third one? Yeah. All right. Well, I hope you're not talking to us on the phone. And check both ways before you reverse out of that park, please, Gerard. Thank you. Someone texted and said they're hiding the new Dyson curler from their partner. Oh, yeah.

I'd hide that, too. Yeah. It's worth a fortune. Hang on. But what about when you have nice curly hair? Isn't your partner going to get suspicious? Men don't know. You say you use the stick.

That's a very, very good point. Yeah, I use the stick from out back. I just heated it up in the sun and then boom. That's what I love about you, babe. You're so resourceful and frugal. Amy, what's the purchase you're hiding from your partner? It was actually my partner that was hiding from me. Oh, what was it?

Well, he had quite, you know, the AC2 and 40, you start to thin your hair a little bit on top, and he'd been talking about it and being really conscious about it, and suddenly I got home one night, sat at the dinner table, and he had a full head of hair. No! And he'd bought himself a headpiece without telling me. And what thought you wouldn't notice?

I know, right? It looked completely different. Wait, wait, yeah, that's a very good point. Did he think that he could get away with it and sweep it under the rug? Yeah, totally. Excuse the pun. Or was it a surprise for you?

Oh, to be honest, we didn't really talk about it in that kind of light. You're like, babe, you look different today. What did you do? And he's like, oh, I shaved. Shaved my beard. It took me a little bit to actually see the difference, but it, you look different today. What did you do? And he's like, oh, I shaved. Shaved my beard. It took me a little bit to actually see the difference,

but it was a slightly different colour. It didn't quite match in, so it was really obvious. It looked really terrible. Interesting. Have you done something with your hair that you didn't used to have? Someone texted through and they said, I bought a $3,500 sausage dog just after lockdown, withdrew the money from our house purchase account without telling my partner.

He wasn't impressed, but he loves the dog now, so that's good. Those ones are brazen because you're not going to be able to hide a dog. No. You're not going to be able to hide a dog. Eventually they will be like, where did this come from? I don't understand how those relationships work where you can do something as major as getting a dog without consulting the other person. Pretty big decision.

Finally, Pina has called up. Hi, Pina. Hi, Pina. Hi. What did you hide? What purchase did you hide from your partner? Okay, so I bought a top, a T-shirt, and it arrived and I told my partner, oh, it was only $15.

It was a bargain. It was on sale. Well, anyway, it was a top that was way more than $15. What top are we talking, Peter? You can tell us. What top are we talking? It's a Bing top, A9 Bing. A 9 Bing, yes.

I've got one. I know how much they cost. They're not cheap. No, they're not. Anyway, we were watching TV one day and Brie, you come on TV. We're in the exact same one. And he says, hey, look, Brie's got the same top as you. And you go, yeah, she must shop at JJ's as well.

Brie and Clint. You thought 2020 took everything from us, but it didn't take Google down. Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell? I think Google's actually... That's right, it's back again for 2021. For how long, we don't know, but we'll play it while it's here and it's where you get to take on all of the crew here in the studio

and it's the first of three to see who is the best Googler, who's the fastest. Hi, Sophie. You're playing today. Hi, how are we going? Good, thanks, Soph. Now, do you remember the rules of the game? Yes, I think so.

Okay, cool. I'll just go over them real quick. So I'm going to read out a question. I want the most common answer that comes up on Google. You don't have to buzz in with your name. You just shout out the answer as soon as it comes up on your Google. What are we Googling on, Sophie? A phone or a computer?

A phone. A phone. Okay, got it. We'll all Google on phones. Take it away, Bree. The crew. Yep, everyone got a phone. Okay, perfect.

So yell out the answer as soon as you've got it. I'm looking for the fastest answer. It's first to three. Question number one. What is the name of Pink's firstborn daughter? I need full name. That is first and middle name. Willow Sage.

Willow Sage Hart. Oh, you were so close, Sophie, but Anastasia just got in. Sophie, you're here to play today. I like it. This is Anastasia's game, by the way, but you are hot on her heels, Sophie. Okay, question number two. Question, here we go. How many days are there until Christmas?

I worked this out the other day. I can't remember. 350. 343. Sophie's got it. 339. Lovely work, Sophie. I was having a guess. I didn't Google it. 350. We're like three weeks into the year.

It's not a bad guess. It's 10 off. Yeah, right? Ish. Ish. Way ish. Okay, it's one to Anastasia, one to Sophie. Here comes question number three.

How many days until Easter? Start Googling. 74. Anastasia's got it. I get so nervous in this game. 74 days until Easter. That means it's two to Anastasia's got it. I get so nervous in this game. 74 days until Easter. That means it's two to Anastasia, one to Sophie. Question number four.

What is Ed Sheeran's middle name? Christopher? I don't know. Ben's in. It's the right answer. Christopher. Did you guess that, Ben? I put Ed and then it came out with Ed, Christopher,

Sheeran in the top, and I was like, that can't be right. That is right. I thought it was. I knew it. Yes, I thought it was. I'm out. So Clint is out. It is now between Producer Ben, Anastasia, and Sophie.

Here we go. Question number five. You still there, Soph? Yep. Okay, perfect. What year did the Titanic sink? I know this one. Say it.

1912. Sophie's got it. We're going to a tiebreaker between Anastasia and Sophie Leshko. Question number six. Come on, Sophie. Here we go. Sorry, Anastasia, but I've got to go for her. She's the underdog.

I do always win. Here we go. Question. Is everyoneasia, but I've got to go for her. She's the underdog. I do always win. Here we go. Question. Is everyone ready? Yeah. Question number six. What is Leonardo DiCaprio's net worth? Start Googling.

$260 million. She's done it. Damn it. She's done it. That was the first Google Down of the year. But Sophie. Good competitor. Damn, you were good.

Oh, thanks. Call back any time. We'd love to have you back on Google Down. No. Thank you guys so much. See you, Soph. Are you proud of yourself, Anastasia? Don't turn me into the villain.

No, just making all the listeners feel bad. You ruined her day. I'm sorry, Sophie. God. I feel like I've been sabotaged By producer Ben Ben came in here with 60 seconds left to go on that song With a delicious looking packet of salted peanuts

And he said hey you guys want a nut? Now I got mine down Bree's not managed to clear her up You're more used to it than me Because I include nuts in my diet, okay? I know, you've told me. Anyway, Ben, bad producing. Look at her, mate.

She's got a... I'm all frazzled, Ben. She's full of nuts. I just had to chew those nuts very quickly. No, I'm sorry. Anyway, are we good? Are we talking about personalised plates? Anyway, I'm actually really, really interested to talk about this

because I feel like we might be able to invest in some of this, Clint. You know I'm keen on a way to make a quick buck. Oh, yeah. I love a get rich quick scheme. And I've got a way for you. I saw this story about, and they were calling it a vintage personalised plate. Right. And I was like, what does that mean?

And it's a story out of Victoria, Australia. And apparently there's been a sighting of one of the rarest personalised vintage plates ever. Okay. What makes it vintage? It's like one of the first ones or one of the rarest ones. Because I know some cars, like old school cars, are worth more if they've still got the number plates

that were black and the lettering is silver. Oh, really? Because it means it's never changed registration. It's never been deregistered. Right. But it's not that. No. Right, okay.

So this particular personalized plate was photographed and it was put online because people never see it. It's really rare. And it's on a Mercedes AMG, which the car's worth about $200,000, right? Oh, okay. So what do you think was on the personalised plate that makes it really rare, like one of the first ones out? On a $200,000 Mercedes.

And it's not boobs. What was it? Not boobies. W-A-N. No. No, it's actually. K-3-R. A single number.

Oh. A single number. It'll be zero or one. It's one. Yeah, that'll be it. And apparently worth a fortune. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

So apparently the last person that owned this plate was a guy named Peter Bartels and he's like a CEO and a millionaire and stuff. And he's been offered $1.5 million for the plate before. Really? And he said no.5 million for the plate before. Really? And he said no. He turned it down. Whoa. And reportably now, the plate, number one, the personalized plate is set to be worth

between $2 and $2.5 million. For a personalized plate? Apparently. Wow. Isn't that insane? I wonder if you rang up like Kiwi plates when that was available, if it would have been the normal price, like to get, you go, hey, it won't be available now.

I think so. I don't know how much they cost, but if they're like $400 a plate, was it $400 to get one when it first came out and now it's just gone up in value? I think so. Wow. I'm so. Wow. I'm interested, right? Because I also saw there was a vintage registration plate, the number four.

Yeah. And it sold recently in Australia in 2017 for $2.45 million. For four? For number four. It's not even one. It's not even number one. Surely it's one and zero. Those are the ones you want.

You know what we were doing in here earlier? Because I was after the number plate over the holidays as a bit of a gag, Lesh Skoll. I really wanted to buy that number plate. It's unavailable. Not available. The only one that was available was Lesh and then six and a zero. But I thought you were putting the thing into a system where we found out who had the number plate Lesh Skoll. Yeah.

And it was on Skyline, 2007 Skyline. It's a website called Car Jam and you can put in any plate you want and it shows you what car it's on. So I want you to put in the number one. One. And see what car the number plate number one in New Zealand is on. Let's see if it comes up. Does it come up? Nah, nothing's happening.

I don't think we have a 1 in New Zealand. I'll try 01. Okay, try 01. It's not working. Well, you know what we can do. We'll search it up. You know what we can do. I want to know from people who know quite a lot about this stuff.

Maybe because you own a rare personalised plate. Yeah, have you got a valuable personalised plate? Yeah, do you have like the original, like as funny? There'll be more than just numbers that are valuable. Like if you have Merc, then Mercedes owners will be keen for that. If you have BMW, anything that's a rich car. Or if you've got a funny one. Or if you've got a funny one.

Like boobs or Leshko. Oh my God. Or D you've got a funny one. Or if you've got a funny one. Like boobs or Leshko. Oh, my God. Or D1C. Yeah, right. If the person who owns that number plate, Leshko, is listening, can you please call up? I'll make you an offer right here, right now. Please call us.

Do you have a car phone on your 2007 Nissan Skyline? We don't know. Vintage, expensive, personalised plate. Do you have one? Call us now, 0800-DIAL-ZM or text us on 9696. Bree and Clint. We're having a few technical difficulties here at ZM, so anyone who's trying to call currently can't get through on the phone.

Please text us because I really want to actually talk to people and get your personalised plates on the air. But, yeah, no one can call us. We can't call anyone, so it's a bit plates on the air. But, yeah, no one can call us. We can't call anyone. So it's a bit annoying at the moment. We want to know if you've got a personalised plate that's worth a lot of money for some reason. Yeah. Like is it like – because there's this story out today

and this is an Aussie story, but it would be the same here in New Zealand. And it's about – they call them vintage personalised plates and they're like some of the first personalised plates that were ever released. They would have got snapped up as soon as personalised plates were announced. Yeah, and there's a story today about the personalised plate where it's just one number and it's one. Yeah. And apparently this number plate is worth about $2.5 million. Someone's managed to find it on Car Jam.

One, just one in New Zealand is on a Ferrari. Yeah, so that makes sense. That makes sense. You can afford it. Because that number plate is probably worth a ton of money. Yeah. We want to know about other ones that are out there and there are some very rude ones which are not worth

any money. But good on you for managing to get it past the Personalised Plate Company. Good for you. I actually love a gag personalised plate. Someone said, my mum's personalised number plate is bootay. Yes, Queen. That would probably be worth quite a bit of money

because there's no numbers and stuff in it. So she's actually got a pretty good one there. Someone said, aren't all personalised plates rare because no two are the same? Okay, alright. Yes, you've got us on rare because no two are the same? Okay. All right. Yes, you've got us on technicality. That's not what we meant.

That's not what we meant. There's a few. Someone said they've got the personalized plate. Rap God. Really? Yeah. That won't be worth anything. Why not?

Rap God. Won't be worth nothing. My dad's plate for his beloved motorbike is B00B5. What about the person that said they got offered? Yeah, here it is. They said, which I don't really understand why, but they said I was gifted the plate B Jolly as it's my name. It cost around $900 at the time,

but I've recently turned down an offer of $50,000 for it. Whoa. Why would you turn that down? Sell it. Maybe someone called Ollie bought it. Whoa. Why would you turn that down? Sell it. Maybe someone called Ollie bought it. Ollie. Oh, right. I don't know.

Either way, look, we can't get anybody on, so this is a real. Yeah. It's a real problem. So, look, we can't do birthday banger. No, we can't do birthday banger. We can't do anything. Well, you're going to have to do Birthday Banger over text. So if you want to play Birthday Banger this afternoon, text us your name.

Three days in and the studio's falling apart. Text us your name, first and last name, and your date of birth. Stop. And you can play Birthday Banger with us. Someone's just text through. Yeah. And they said, hey, guys, just thought I'd drop a line. I'm the owner of Leshko.

No, I'm so texting this person. I wonder how much money they want for it. Yeah. How much? Okay. No, we'll do the deal. We'll do the deal and we'll get them on here. Okay.

Don't name your prices yet. That could be weeks. It could be days. The first ever text machine birthday banger is next. ZM. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday

banger. Our phone system is down so we can't actually get anyone on but we're going to go text machine. I didn't sign in. I didn't scan in our phone machine. So someone stopped for it. No, it's a bad COVID sign in joke, don't worry. Oh no, you went there What didn't? So Summer stopped for it. No, that's a bad COVID sign-in joke, don't worry.

Oh, no. You went there, didn't you? Yeah, I know. First the phones go down, now you make a joke that bad on the show. Now I'm broken. Good one. All right, we're doing booze there, bang off the text machine, okay? All right, let's go.

Okay, first person that texted through, by the name of Krista, her birthday's on the 25th of June 1986. So she was 16 in 2002 on the 25th of June. And Krista, wherever you are, here's your birthday banger. It's getting hot in here. So hot.

Nice. Actually trending on TikTok in the last couple of weeks. Oh yeah. This is a great birthday banger, Krista. Well done. Cool. Who's next? Up next, we had a text from Daniel,

and his birthday's on the 10th of Feb, 1987. So he is 16. He was 16, sorry, in 2003 on the 10th of Feb. And this is his birthday banger. That's my birthday banger. Is it? Yeah. That's a good birthday banger. Yeah, how birthdays are within like nine days of each other.

Who's older? Me. By nine days, alright? Still counts. Good, Jenny from the block. There you go, Daniel wherever you are. And last person we've picked out of the text machine, and I'm so sorry, and this is why I hate doing the text because there's so many. You don't know how to say the name?

No, there's so many texts, and I want to get through all of them, but we can only do three. So, Alistair, you were the special number three. You were born on the 17th of Feb, 1990. So you were 16 in 2006. And on the 17th of Feb in 2006, this was number one. These are all great mid-2000s birthday

bangers. Three solid birthday bangers here. Yeah. Okay, our job is to choose between Nelly Hot in here, Jenny from the block, J-Lo, or the Sugar Babes Push The Button. Jenny From The Block. And not just because it's my birthday banger. I really like this Sugar Babes song.

Do you? Yeah. You can take it to split vote if you want. If you want. Yeah, I'm doing it. Okay. Push The Button, Sugar Babes. Producer, you can choose. Ben. Ben, who's won birthday banger today? I'm going to. Okay. Push the button, sugar babes. Producer, you can choose who's picking.

Ben, who's won birthday banger today? I'm going to go to sugar babes. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to go push the button. You're my sugar babe. Thanks, mate. Love ya. Love you too.

Thought I'd get over the line with it literally being my birthday banger. But no, I guess. Oh yeah, forgot about that. Nah, screw me. You know what? Screw me. Actually, when's your birthday? Who cares?

I'm busy throwing hints that he keeps missing. Don't have to think about it. I want a kiss and everything around it. But he's too distant. I want to feel his body. I can't resist it. I know my hidden looks can be deceiving But how obvious should a girl be?

I was taken by the early conversation piece And I really like the way that he respects me I've been waiting patiently for him to come and get it I wonder if he knows that he can say it and I'm with it I knew I had my mind made up from the very beginning Cashless opportunities so you and me could feel it Cause if you're ready for me, boy You better push the button and let me know

Before I get the wrong idea No, you're gonna kiss the freak that I control I'm busy showing him what he's been missing I'm kinda showing off for me's full attention My sexy ass has got him in a new dimension I'm ready to do something to relieve this mission After waiting patiently for him to come and get it He came on through and asked me if I wanted to get with him

I knew I had my mind made up from the very beginning Won't miss this opportunity so you and me could feel it good If you're ready for me, boy, you better push the button Let me know before I get the wrong idea. Go, you're gonna miss the freak that I control. If you're ready for me, boy, you better push the button. Let me know before I get the wrong idea. Go, you're gonna miss the freak that I control

I've been dropping so many hints You still won't get it Now that you've heard of everything I have to say We're gonna go to bed After waiting patiently for him to come and get it He came on through and asked me if I wanted to get with him I knew I had my mind made up from the very beginning Won't miss this opportunity so you and me could feel like us

If you're ready for me boy You better push the button and let me know Before I get the wrong idea and go You're gonna get the freak that I control Get the freak, fuck me boy, you better push the button and let me know Before I get the wrong idea and go You're gonna get the button Before you go I'm afraid that I could try If you're ready for me

Before you get it Push the button And let me know Before I get the button ZDM Bree and Clay, that's the Sugar Babes and Push the Button. You did push the button for me. I was pushing the button to turn the mics on

because the song was finishing. I was about to tell the producers a really big deep dark secret and you just pushed the button to turn the mics on because the song was finishing. I was about to tell the producers a really big, deep, dark secret and you just pushed the button to turn the mics on. What? Don't make it... I turn the mics on literally at the end of every song. No, you shut your mouth when you're talking to me. No, you shut your mouth when the mics are on.

No, you shut your mouth. Jeez, that was risky business there. Sometimes when everything's going to hell and everything's going to shoot, you just got to laugh, right? Yeah, we've got a few technical difficulties here at ZM. What's still working is the text machine and I've noticed that you've been texting the guy

with the Leshgo number plate trying to buy it off him. I have been texting. He has L-E-S-H-G-O. No numbers, the original version of the plate. Leshgo. He said it's currently not on a car. It's on his wall. And I said, I'll buy it from you.

Yeah. I've just messaged him back and said you'll give him a grand. Don't. Why are you? Stop negotiating. I'm going to cut to the deal for you. Stop. No.

You stay out of this. What is your upper limit? I'm not saying. What is your? I don't want to say on here. He's probably listening and then it just takes all my credibility out. Yeah, true, true. All right.

No, good point. Lucky we didn't broadcast it then. It looks so good on your Mitsubishi Lancer with the spoiler and the mags though. It actually would. Bring the value of it back. Bree and Clint. Clint, are you someone That enjoys A coffee tea beverage On a plane

Yeah I do You love it I've been with you On planes before I see you always Drink them I love to get the If I'm on a New Zealand flight

I love to get the tea And one of the Cookie time cookies Have you noticed And then sometimes I'll shoot them A cheeky smile And they'll give me

The cassava chips as well No I just asked About the beverages Oh okay sorry TMI TMI. TMI. Have you noticed I never have... No, because we never sit together. Sometimes

we sit close, but you always ask to be seated away from me up in the kauri lounge seats. If people knew the reality of this joke. I sometimes wave to you when I walk through first class and I'm like, hi, Clint, and then you just turn away

and you never look back at me. It's really rude. People actually knew what the KOTU membership set up was these days. Remember that time where you had a seat in first class or business class next to you and then you had a choice of putting your bag on the seat or inviting me up and you said, I need to put my bag on there because it is a louis vuitton yeah yeah i do yeah do you remember that yeah oh good times um

and we put you in the stowage compartment instead of the bag yeah i can't believe i managed to fit in there wild tell me your plane fact so there's something that I've known because one of my friends actually still is a steward on flights and stuff. They've managed to keep their job. They managed to keep their job. But this was about five years ago, I reckon, and she said to me when she first became a steward, she said, hey, just a tip, don't ever get the tea and coffee on a plane. Why?

Well, it's actually all come to light now. And I can't believe I've never told you this, but there's an ex-steward who's went on to TikTok and she's spoken out as to why you should never take a- God, now that they've all lost their jobs, they are all, excuse my pun, spilling the tea. Yeah, literally. They're revealing all of the secrets.

Like, I don't work for this airline anymore. Okay, so this is TikTok? This is TikTok and it's an ex-steward revealing why you should never drink theok and it's a ex-steward revealing why you should never drink the tea and coffee on a plane never consume any liquid that is not in a can or a bottle the reason being is because those water tanks are never cleaned and they are disgusting we rarely rarely drink the coffee or tea they come from the same water tank and so when you're drinking that coffee and tea it comes from that hot water and it's absolutely disgusting.

Yeah, but they boil it. Listen to you trying to be like, it's fine. Surely it's fine. What do you mean water tank? So there's water tanks on the plane where they have to get the water from somewhere. Well, clean them. Now's a great time to clean them.

We're not using the planes. So I'm going to go to Arizona or wherever we put all the planes. Arizona Zerfus. Yeah, and get in there. Go to Arizona Zerfus, take Roxanne, and clean those tanks. I wonder if it's true. Oh, that's disgusting if that's true. Surely not on a respectable, reputable airline like Air New Zealand.

That would not be happening. Look, we're not saying it's 100% true, and I just took my friend's word for it, but it could be different on every plane. This is an air hostess conspiracy, so they have to do less work. They're like, guys, do not drink any of the coffee or tea. Don't order any food. It's disgusting.

Yeah, the food. Don't get the food. Yeah, and if you push the bell, if you push the light to get us to come and help you, you'll get COVID. It's like when they say don't turn Wi-Fi on. And I always think that if I do something real bad, it'll happen. Brie, have you ever wondered if a monkey could watch TV, what sort of TV it would watch?

Something I wonder every day, actually. Yeah. Well, wonder no more, because the California National Primate Research Centre at the University of California have taught resus monkeys how to pick their own TV shows. It is about time they put money into studies where we really need to know the results.

Totally right. I'm so glad they're finally fuelling that money into a good place. The interesting thing about this study is they didn't put on shows and get the monkey to be like, do you like this show? That's a no. I think that is a no. They gave the monkey the remote. Sure, that's not just...

And they're like, pick whatever you want. It sounds like you. When I scare you. That's you before when the phone stopped working. When you couldn't ring that guy back to the Leshka play. Anyway, so they've managed to figure out the type of TV show that monkeys enjoy watching. And interestingly, monkeys are not interested in Netflix.

Why? I don't know. Well, they like Freeview TV. Yeah, they like stuff on there. And they like a specific type of show in particular. Okay? Two actually.

One of them is really obvious. Is it Bananas in Pyjamas? No, not Bananas in Pyjamas. No, monkeys really enjoy watching nature documentaries. Really? Yeah, that's one of them. What do you mean?

Why are you surprised about that? Would that be reality TV for them? Probably, yeah. The other category of TV that monkeys like watching is reality TV. So, right, okay. Their favourite thing to watch is... Well, essentially it's like watching monkeys. Mind-numbing, stupid, brainless reality TV, you know?

Love Island. Just tune in and, yeah, well, yeah, possibly. Put it on and... Yeah, and just veg out, you know? Love Island. Just tune in and, yeah, well, yeah, possibly. Put it on and... Yeah, and just veg out, you know? Just nothing, just... We're similar, us and monkeys. They've actually released a list of the monkeys' top three reality TV shows as well

that they enjoy watching. Oh, here we go. So coming in at number one on the list... Oh, here we go. What is it? Celebrity Treasure Island, New Zealand. Shut up. They liked it because they said the host was relatable.

Yeah, they said they could really vibe with her. I knew this was coming. Number two on the monkeys list of reality TV shows they enjoy watching, You Got This NZ. Yeah, there's something about this show, The Monkeys, that really resonates with them. I haven't seen it. Oh, well, you'd enjoy it.

Oh, would I? Yeah, and number three is less of a TV, it's just your TikTok account. Yeah, number four, your Facebook. Five, your Instagram. Number six, they just enjoy looking at that Woman's Day magazine shoot that you did where you were wearing the capris and the turtleneck shirt.

So, yeah. And that's straight out of the university, so it's got to be true. I said before that I believe I've found the perfect podcast for you, Bree, and anyone who shares a similar sense of humour to you. Right okay i'm here i need a new podcast it's blowing up this podcast okay is it actually it is genuinely it is um and obviously we recommend the brie and clint podcast first and foremost quick plug it again contractually obliged if you're sick of that

the fletch one of megan podcast is a great one yeah otherwise if you want something different this podcast is perfect okay it's free obviously and it yeah. Otherwise, if you want something different, this podcast is perfect. Okay? It's free, obviously, and it's right up your alley. I want to play you a clip from the trailer for the podcast. Right. And you tell me this is not the perfect podcast for you.

Have a listen. We had this amazing wedding. Best day of my life. It was such a perfect day. We had champagne reception under fluffy white clouds. I didn't know about this, I don't think, until afterwards,

until we got back to the hotel. And then Karen was explaining that something terrible had happened that night. We've spent an unhealthy amount of weekends, an unhealthy amount of time just discussing who the f*** shat at our wedding. The podcast is called Who Shat On The Floor at My Wedding

Oh my god And much like Serial Much like Making a Murderer It's an investigative podcast Where these two women who got married Go on the hunt They go on the hunt to find the person who shat on the floor at their wedding That's amazing

Full disclosure The podcast The poo was done in the toilet, but on the floor in a cubicle of a toilet. Oh, yeah, still bad. They say quite a long way from the toilet bowl. First of all, how does anyone miss the toilet bowl? I don't understand how anyone ever misses the toilet bowl

when they're doing a number two. I know what happened. What? I think I know what happened. What? I know what, I think I know what happened. Yeah. It was in the toilets though. Yeah.

They've obviously been busting, tried to make it to the toilet. Got the pants down. Got the pants down and they were like, probably running. Do you think that's what it is? I think that's probably what happened.

But if you did that at someone's wedding, wouldn't you attempt to clean it up? Yeah, you'd pick it up. Yeah. So anyway, that's part of the investigation. I want to give you

some of the episode names. Okay. Just in case you're not hooked already. Episode one, a crime it up. Yeah. So anyway, that's part of the investigation. I want to give you some of the episode names. Okay. Just in case you're not hooked already. Episode one, a crime was committed. Okay. Fair enough. Episode two, three nuggets. Episode four, solid as a rock.

And episode six, four hours in the bathroom. What they spent? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. But it's got me intrigued. I need to start this podcast. I'll be starting it tonight. And if this podcast sounds like a bit of you as well,

you can find it everywhere, including iHeartRadio. It's called Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding. I wonder if it'll be turned into a minseries on.