ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 20th January 2023

Episode Date: January 19, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast. Our first Friday podcast of the year and we're working really hard to bring back the international birthday banger. It's just, we just haven't quite got to it yet. We just haven't. We're getting around to it. Being on breakfast has been a little bit more difficult. Yeah, that's this week's excuse.

Okay, look, we all keep forgetting about it. Producers, put a thing in your phone. Put an alarm or something. Hey Siri, make sure we do an international birthday banger next week. Does that work? Did that put something in your phone? Weirdly, it didn't. Try again.

Hey Siri, remind us to do International Birthday Banger next week. Oh, she stopped listening. Hey, Siri, go to Pornhub. Oh, no. Not on the white Wi-Fi. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, bother.

Siri goes. She's going to sacrifice herself. Siri goes, not again. Not again. You have used five gigabytes of data On Pornhub this week Going to your bookmark Pornhub Going to your homepage Pornhub.com

Would you like to search your usual Big booty Latinas Big booty bitches We want big booty bitches That must be end of the week Much like Jacinda Ardern We have nothing left in the tank So does anybody want to get anything out

Before we GTFO Do you guys know that song The big booty bitches song Yeah Such a banger You bring it up once every six months I know because I love it And then do you know

The super soaker song Oh no what You bring that up every six months Yeah I know That's the joke Oh I have something Claudia and I were discussing You bring that up every six months. Yeah, I know. That's the joke. Oh, I have something. Claudia and I were discussing.

Oh, no. She had custody. This is, yes, this is... Who gets who in the divorce, yeah. Basically, as you're producing parents, can we do air checks? Do you like them or do you not? This is so pass-ag. What about us do you think needs fixing?

No, see I knew you'd take it the wrong way No, I'm listening This is constructive criticism And I just wondered if you would be open to feedback Yeah, go on Give us some feedback from today's show Today, okay Well Clint, first of all you're very nice for buying us smackers.

Stop bringing it up. That's part of the issue. I know you did that on purpose too. Don't think that I didn't. I did it because it's Friday. You're the one who chose to fly on your private jet down to your special MC gig where you're being paid tens of thousands of dollars a day.

I was in economy. Just keep an eye on the door, bro. Keep an eye out. Yeah, it should be there. Has it not arrived yet, you Uber Eats? Screw you, guys. You've got 50 seconds to get this air check out. Oh, okay.

Basically. That's your air check. Get to the point. Are you done? Yeah. Stop insulting me. I'm not a child. 40 seconds.

That's one of your air checks. Another one is. That's for Brie, that one. Brie will say after every promo we do, that's exciting. Cool. Which is fair because what else do you say? But it's just funny.

Pass. I think we're actually excited this time though. Well, there's Electric Avenue. Very exciting. It is exciting and I can tell your passion about it because you'll go into more detail. I think that line up is fun. 20 seconds.

That looks fun. And then Clint, you're really close to the line with your lovely inappropriate little jokes. Think about it, and that's my lovely feedback. I love you guys. You're amazing. I feel like you're mad at me. Now play the trumpets.

I'm not mad at you. Nice compliment sandwich. I'm going to have a think about this. Okay, we've got to go. Bye. I'm coming now. Well, howdy, pilgrim. Blaise, Fawn, and hayley are on a much deserved break

don't worry they'll be back soon in the meantime play zms brie and clint morning everybody brie and clint it's a friday morning it's our last day filling in for fleshborn and hayley i'm here in the studio in auckland christchurch is home to brie this morning although she can't really hear us we're having some technical difficulties i just checked she can't really hear us. We're having some technical difficulties. I just checked. Bree, can you hear us? We can see you. Can you hear us? Nah, she can't hear us.

Nah, she can't hear us at all. That's okay. We will work on that this morning. No worries. These things happen. It's okay. We'll get under control. Bree's there for the T20 Black Clash, which is going down in Christchurch at Hagley Park tonight. That's going to be so good. Team cricket versus team rugby. The Honey Badger, Nick Cummins, has come across the ditch to play in it. For team rugby, surely

he'll be on team rugby. Yeah, he's a rugby player. He'll be on team rugby. Let's kick things off this morning with a round of tradie versus lady, if you're keen to play. The scores for the year so far are three games to the Tradies and one to the Ladies. They got one on the board yesterday. There's 50 bucks cash up for grabs. And if you're keen to play with us this morning and take out the title of Tradie vs. Lady champion and that 50 bucks, give us a call right now on 0800-DIALS-ZM. You can play the last Tradie vs. Lady for the week.

Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie for the week. Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie versus Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus Lady. Our team of experts are still furiously beavering away, trying to get Bree's line connected. She's down in Christchurch today. But we'll push on with a game of Tradie versus Lady.

The score for the year, three to the tradies, one to the ladies. Let's meet our lady first. She's calling in from Palmerston North. She's 17 years old and she does marching for a hobby. Welcome to the show, Lisa. Hi. Hi. You're 17.

What are you doing up this early? Going to the gym. Going to the gym. Getting those marching gains. Yeah, yeah. I think we might have Bree. Bree, are you there? Can you hear us?

G'day. Oh, she's here. Hi, Bree. Bree, meet Lisa. G'day, Lisa. Hey. Lisa's out late. How are you, mate?

Yeah, I'm good. How are you? Good, thank you. Just here in Christchurch. We're just having a few technical difficulties, but we're here. We're on. We're ready to roll. Who saved the day?

We can hear you now. Who saved the day? We can hear you now. Who saved the day? That would be Claire from the newsroom here in Christchurch. Shout out to Claire. Thank you, Claire from the newsroom. Okay, Lisa's our lady. She's taking on our tradie today. He's from New Plymouth.

He's 27, and he met a gamer friend over Christmas for the very first time. Oh, kind of like a modern love story. Welcome to the show, Logan. G'day, Logan. What game did you guys play together? Call of Duty. Call of Duty.

Are you best of friends now? I wouldn't say best of friends, but he came over from Aussie and had a bit of a sire. Nice. Logan, isn't it weird? Because I play Fortnite and I've got people who I've known for years for the came over from Aussie and had a bit of a sire. Nice. Logan, isn't it weird? Because I play Fortnite and I've got people who I've known for years on Fortnite that I've never met in real life.

It's pretty crazy sometimes. It's a bit strange. Okay, let's get into this thing. Lisa, your buzzer is lady. Logan, your buzzer is tradie. First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash. Good luck. All right, here we go, guys.

Question number one. Massive news yesterday that Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern will step down from her duties next month. What is the name of the building she works at in Wellington? Ladies. Yes, Lisa. Parliament. The Beehive.

The Parliament. The Beehive is correct. Nice work. Both of those are correct. Both are correct. Both of those buildings. We will take both. One to the ladies.

Question number two. What season is it currently in the USA? Lady. Yes, Lisa. Winter? She's on the board again. She's off to a flyer. Two to the ladies.

You need this one here, Logan, to stop her. Keep it going, mate. Question number three. Buzz in, guys, when you can tell me who sings this song. I think Logan used his buzzer correctly first. Yeah, Logan? It's Sharon. Yeah.

Nice work. He's on the board. Here we go. We've got a game. Question number four. What is the rarest colour of M&Ms? Lady? Lady?

Yes, Lisa. Oh. Purple? I don't think it's M&M. I can't think of an M&M colour either, except for those ones that are on the ad. I don't think purple is an actual colour of M&M, Lisa. I love it.

So it is the rarest. I think that's Skittles that you're thinking of, Lisa. Lisa, I love it. Logan, do you want to guess? Red. Red? No. This is so bizarre to me.

It's brown, apparently. There you go. This is so bizarre to me. It's brown, apparently. Uh-oh. There you go. Yeah, I know. All right, still two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number five. What did Jack and Jill go up the hill to fetch?

Lady. Lady. Yes, Lisa, for the win. A pail of water. Well done. She's done it. She's a lady. Oh, she's a lady. Oh, she's a lady. Oh, she's firing for 6am.

Nice work, Lisa. 50 bucks coming your way. Thank you so much. What are we training at the gym today, Lise? Is it legs or chest? Abs. Chest and abs. Oh, yeah, same.

Chest and abs, yeah, yeah. Same here, Lise. Yep. Feel that burn, Lise. We've got 50 bucks. You can put it towards protein if you like. Congratulations. Thank you.

Enjoy your day. Nice work. Bree's just in the middle of calling me some very bad names. That wasn't on air, was it? No, it wasn't on air. You're very lucky. You missed it. Bree's in Christchurch and I'm in Auckland.

I'm so angry at you because you bought breakfast for everyone this morning and I just so happen not to be there. You never buy breakfast for people when I'm there angry at you because you bought breakfast for everyone this morning and I just so happen not to be there. You never buy breakfast for people when I'm there, do you? Yeah, I bought McDonald's for everybody for breakfast. I did it on purpose because I knew you weren't here. Because I saved 25% with you not being here. I'm so ropeable at you. I can't even look at you.

Lucky I'm in a different studio. Claude, how's your bacon and egg McMuffin with no bacon? Don't do that to me. I can't talk right now. You'll hate this. You'll hate this. You'll hate this. Claudia's order. She's vegetarian. Bacon and egg McMuffin.

Hold the bacon. She doesn't even deserve it. It's just a piece of egg between two bits of bread. Jeez, it'd be so dry, Claude. There's some cheese in there too. Do you know what Ella the vegan's McDonald's breakfast order was? Just the bun? Two hash browns and a frozen Coke.

Oh, yeah. Nothing wrong with that. That's fine and mine's not. Breakfast of champions right there. I am. Some deep fried potato and some frozen sugar. That was great. Thank you.

You should have got the bun and put the hash browns on the bun, Ella. Do you approve of my order? Two hash browns and a BLT bagel with a flat white. I'm so angry at all of you. You're all off my Christmas list, as my mum would say. If I was really kind, I would UberEat some to the studio you're in in Christchurch, wouldn't I? See, that would be very kind, but I am not going to hold my breath because I think I'll be here for a while.

Have you already had breakfast? No, I haven't had breakfast, actually. Well, watch the door. That's all I'll say. Watch the door. I don't think I'm going to bother. Hey, have you guys seen this story that's going viral everywhere? And it's about a groomsman and someone has posted on TikTok.

So essentially the woman who was hired to film the wedding, so the videographer, has taken this piece of footage of this groomsman during the ceremony and she's posted it to TikTok and it's gone ballistic. Okay. Did she have permission? Was she allowed to post it? I believe she probably did have permission because that's her business.

But essentially, let me set the scene. So all the groomsmen are standing at the altar and they're waiting for the bridesmaids and the bride to walk down the aisle. So the groomsmen are standing there and one of the groomsmen starts saying a few things about one of the bridesmaids as she's walking down the aisle. Okay. And the thing he doesn't realize is that the groomsman standing next to him is mic'd up for the video, for the wedding video. Right, okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he's forgotten about it. Take a listen to the audio of the groomsman as one of the bridesmaids is walking down the aisle. Zoom in on those. Somehow. Yeah, you dumb dude. I can't hear you. You fucking asshole.

Do the music. I can't hear you. Mic'd up also. You're an idiot. What did he say to him? You're effing mic'd up, you ball sack. Did he say zoom in on those? Yeah. At the start.

Yes, he did. Is he talking about her? Yep. Her assets. Yes. What an idiot. And the funniest part of the whole video to me, right, is that you can see the groom,

so the guy who's getting married is standing next to these two guys who are going back and forth talking. Yeah. And the groom has got the biggest smile on his face and he's laughing and you can see in his eyes when he realises that he remembers they're being filmed. And he's like, oh, my wife's going to see this and she's going to see me grinning at this. Yeah. And so he like slowly brings down his smile.

It's so funny. It reminds me of that scene from Wedding Crashers when Vince Vaughn is at the front and he's trying to convince Owen Wilson not to get married. He's like, don't do this, man. Don't do this. You know you don't want to do this. Do you remember that bit at the start of Wedding Crashers? What?

I don't think that's in Wedding Crashers. Isn't it? Is it? I literally, you know what's crazy? I think you're thinking of a different movie. I've seen like three movies, so. Yeah, well, it must be one of the three. My Best Friend's Wedding?

I don't know. Anyway, the wedding videographer didn't realise it was going to go so crazy, but she's come out and said that you would not believe the stuff that they hear and capture during like filming a wedding video. Well, you're micing up people who don't usually wear microphones, so they wouldn't be censored about anything they say. Well, you and I quite regularly wear microphones, and even we forget that we're wearing them.

Oh, my God, I forget all the time. The worst is when you go to the bathroom and you forget that you've got a microphone on and the poor sound guy is listening to everything. We've actually got some audio of Brie. No. On the set of the last Celebrity Treasure Island. After there was a bit of a catering mishap.

We're going to play that later in the show. Yeah, no, please don't play that, no. Brie and Clint. Should you be allowed to sell hand-me-downs that you have received from someone else? That is the question. So here's the situation, Clint. So a woman isn't very happy about this situation and she said,

my sister-in-law has a baby a few months younger than mine. I have passed on quite a few bits and pieces to her over the past year, stuff that my child has grown out of. However, the mum went on to, she went on to explain that her sister-in-law has now been selling the things that she gave

to her on various sites and she's not impressed about it. What do you think about this? So that one's quite specific. It's you're handing on baby stuff and baby stuff is expensive. As someone who has two kids myself, little kids, you need to go through so many clothes and you need to go through so much equipment like car seats and changing tables and strollers

and things like that. And some of the stuff they only need for six months and then they grow out of it. And it makes sense to pass it on and you hope that someone passes something down to you and it goes through the chain of friends, you know? Yes. But when you are done with it, the rule is, I believe, it's an unwritten rule, but you offer it back to the person who gave it to you in the first place. You go, hey, so in this situation, she'd say to her sister, hey, so-and-so has grown out of those clothes.

Would you like them back? And they'll probably go, hell no. I gave them to you so I don't have to store them because my kid doesn't need them anymore and then in that situation you usually pass them on to the next person or at least or at least if the person goes nah you can sell them that situation you don't just go ahead and sell them for example for example uh we have a changing table that we've used for both of my daughters. This changing table I got from my friend Sharon, who got from Ross Boss, our boss. This changing table just keeps getting passed on to people.

Now, we could sell it, but it would make more sense just to give it to somebody else to use, right? Yeah, I think, do you reckon it's different though, like those big items, like a stroller, a changing table, those kind of things I feel like it's a little bit different to clothes Wow, that's the other thing about kids clothes they're usually pretty rooted by the time

they've been through two babies, you know, they're covered in Yeah, but you said they only use them for six months, so some of them are probably still alright I just think, let's put it into a different situation. Take kids out of it. Yeah, let's take kids out of it. Let's say I said to you I've got some clothes that I'm going to hand.

You're going to give me some of your hand-me-downs? Yeah, I'm going to give you some of my hand-me-downs because, you know, we can share clothes. And you're like, oh, I really like this jacket or I really want that hat or whatever. And then I see about, you know, maybe a month later that you're selling all the stuff and making a profit. The timeframe is very important in this situation. I agree.

So if within a month I turn around and put it on Marketplace, that's unacceptable. It's a good business model, to be honest. That's unacceptable. I have just fleeced you for items of clothing that you could have sold. Literally fleeced me. Or you could have given it to someone who would have appreciated it, and I've just gone and tried to turn a profit.

At the same time, I shouldn't be expected to hold on to the hand-me-down that you give me for life. Like, I shouldn't have to keep this piece as like an archival tribute to you. So if within a year, is that okay? If you give me a jacket that you wore for a year and then I wear it for a year and then I'm having a clean out and I'm like, oh, I could probably get 20 bucks for this.

You know what I think? I think I've got the answer. I've got the answer. Okay. The rule of thumb is... Because I have a friend who is in this exact situation. Just before you give out the rule. Oh, really?

I have a friend who will remain nameless because it is a sore point. Okay. She was quite regularly giving her hand-me-downs to somebody that we worked with. Right. Gotcha. And they had this thing where they were the same size and she's like, perfect, I love your style. I can't afford the clothes that you wear.

So when you're done with them, yes, I would love them. Oh, right. So they were expensive, like designer items? Not necessarily, but it was like good Adidas gear. Oh, so nice stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, wait. And then the donator found out that the donator was,

because she went, how come I haven't seen you wear any of the clothes that I gave you? So she decided to put one of the items, which was quite specific, into Trade Me, and she found every single piece that she'd given this girl was going straight on to Trade Me. Like not even getting worn. It was a direct change from her wardrobe through this other person

to trade me. It sounds so bad, doesn't it? Yeah. It looks real bad. So what's the rule? What do you think the rule is? So the rule is if someone gives you hand-me-downs, just make sure that you have a burner profile so they don't figure

out you're selling them. And take at least one selfie of you wearing the item and put it on your Instagram story so that you have plausible deniability. So you can go, what do you mean? I wore that item on the 21st of October, 2021. And you're like, how do you know the exact date? And you're like, no reason.

No reason at all. No, no, no, no. No. Bree and Clint. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. Brie and Clint. It's the One Second Song Challenge where we go head-to-head trying to guess songs as quickly as possible. How sharp are you feeling first week back at work at 20 past 7 in the morning, Brie?

I'm feeling at about around 7%. You're at 7? I'm at 12, but only because of my McCafe coffee that got delivered this morning. Oh, yeah. That might pull me through this morning. Was that that breakfast that you ordered for everyone and I'm not there? The one time you ordered breakfast? Exactly right.

Trying to get the competitive advantage up here. I'm still waiting for a delivery here in Christchurch. Yeah, keep watching the door. Keep watching the door. Yeah. Claudia runs the One Second Song Challenge. Hi, Christchurch. Yeah, keep watching the door. Keep watching the door. Yeah. Claudia runs the One Second Song Challenge. Hi, Claudia.

Morning. Hi, Claude. Hey, so this is the One Second Song Challenge. I'm going to start a song from the beginning of the song. The first of you to buzz in with your name with the correct song title and artist will win a point for your team. Okay, good luck. So my theme today, in honour of the biggest song of the week, which is Miley Cyrus' Flowers, arguably one of the greatest revenge songs of all time,

these are other amazing revenge songs. Oh, good. Yeah. Oh, I like this. I like that theme. Good luck. I'll start it from the beginning. Buzz in with your name if you think you know it.

Here you go. Brie. Brie. Carrie Underwood, Before He Cheats. You got it. The country girl, yeah boy. You could have played me the first 45 seconds of that song and I would not have got it.

Such a good song. Has this song been on Yellowstone yet? Oh, not yet. I'm sure it's coming out. Then I don't know about it. The only country music I this song been on Yellowstone yet? Oh, not yet. I'm sure it's coming up. Then I don't know about it. The only country music I listen to is on Yellowstone. Mate, I love some Carrie Underwood. This song is amazing.

Well, that's one point to breathe. Yeah, well done. Well done. Clint was like, I wasn't even in that race. How did you get that? How did you not get that? Okay, maybe you can bring it back with this one. How did you not?

Here goes your next song. Clint. Clint. Clint. Taylor Swift, Bad Bloods. You got it. That's an easy one. Who's that one about? That is, I think it's about Katy Perry.

They had a bit of a beef for a while there. Oh, yeah, yeah. Over the backup dancers. Taylor Swift should release, like, you know how she's re-releasing her catalogue? Yeah. She should release special editions of her albums

where the songs are just titled by the name of the person that they're about. That would be amazing. So they're great ideas. That song's just called the Katy Perry song and the other one's called

the Jake Gyllenhaal song and the other one's called the Harry Styles song. Yeah. Yeah, I like it. I would love that. Okay, well, you're one apiece. Here goes your next song. Brie. I would love that. Okay, well, you're one apiece. Here goes your next song.

Breathe. Breathe. Beyonce. Oh, to the left, to the left. Everything you own in a box to the left. If you don't get this, hand in your Beyonce card. You definitely know it. Are you going to get to the title in time, though?

I'm going to have to count you down. Three, two, one. Oh, no! That's Beyonce, Irreplaceable. Exactly right. Damn you, brain. You were singing the words of the chorus and you were like two words away from the name of the song?

You were so close. Who's that one about? I actually don't know. Yeah. I read a thing about it and they didn't name anyone, so. Definitely about someone. Because there's plenty of songs

about Jay-Z and Becky with the good hair as well. This is probably one of those. Okay, Clint, you could take it out right now to keep your 7% brain sharp. Oh, God. I think I've gone down to 4%.

Hopefully it's another off-brand country music song. I'm hoping. I'm hoping. Have you got any Garth Brooks in there? Here you go. Clint. Oh, Clint. Damn, what's the name of the song?

Start singing it. Ed Sheeran. And it's called boom boom how do you spell that? boom boom I'm going to count you I just bow out, I've got nothing Brie

oh guys, come on Ed Sheeran it's not there you guys are not on it this morning Sing, no Um. Oh, it's not there. Oh, you guys are not on it this morning. Sing. No. No.

No. Okay. A-team. Three, two. Is it Lego House? I'm calling it. No one gets that point. You've got to have a guess. This is either going to be a tie.

No, no. What's the name of the song? It's called Don't. Oh. Oh, I was never going to get that. Could you... We've only played that song five and a half thousand times. Do you want me to play another?

Could you have picked a more familiar song for us? Yeah, like Carrie Underwood. Yeah. Who's that about? That one is about Ellie Goulding and Niall Horan's situation. That's right. Allegedly. Allegedly.

No one ever confirms these things, right? No, no one's confirmed it, but allegedly. Okay. This is for the win. This could be the win. Let's play this for the win. Okay, this is Winner Takes All. Good luck.

Here you go. Three. Three. That is Pink. Yes. Oh. Oh, my God. I don't know where he went.

Buzzer out. Yeah, you don't know it. That's pink, so what? Yeah, you got it. Fair length, eh? I overestimated my brain power this morning. How did I get the Beyonce and Pink songs? That's your domain.

Yeah, where were you on the Carrie Underwood song, though? Oh, I had a shocker this morning. You started so strong, too. I know. Bree and Clint. Look, big news yesterday, Clint, that someone in Auckland picked up the massive Powerball, $23.5 million.

Yeah, crazy amount of money. Claudia, our producer, was on her way to buy a ticket from the very lotto store that sold the winning ticket. Until someone told me to buy it online instead. Someone was Bree, by the way. It was? It was. It was not me. It was. I promise you it was. I told Brie, by the way. It was. It was. Not me. It was. I promise you it was.

I told you to go to New World. Brie told you to buy it online. Just as bad. You both swayed me the wrong path. We led you down the garden path. I would be angrier than you are if I was you. To be fair, I probably wouldn't have won it anyway. That's not the attitude. You never know, Claude.

You never know. Stay toxic. Just blame us. You could have been out of here. Yeah, thanks, guys. Well, this might make you feel better, Claudia, because it reminded me of a time early, early in my radio career. I think I'd been on air for about a month, not even, and this was back in 2013, and I said to you,

my co-host at the time truly got me and made me believe that I had won the $70 million Powerball. Cruel. That is so cruel. It was very nasty. So I think this was like 6.06 a.m. on a weekend. I haven't heard this yet. So this was broadcast on the radio in australia

this was live broadcast on the radio and the situation was it was i think the biggest amount of money the australian lotto had ever had to win right so obviously someone like me i never play lotto but i buy a ticket in the 70 million dollar one you know yeah and anyway so we're live on air we're talking about it we were driving into work and on the radio we heard that someone had won the lotto in the in the city that we were living in okay right so that's just background so i automatically thought that could be me you're in with a chance exactly. So let's pick it up where my co-host Gawndy says, let's read out the numbers on air and you can check your ticket live with everyone else.

You got the ticket there? Let's do the numbers. You ready to go? All righty. Let's do it. I'm ready. You got the numbers ready to go? All right, here we go.

17. Yes. 11. Yep. 27. Does it have to be all in the same line? Yeah. 27. 4. Yep. You serious? I'm not even joking. Only one line. I'm not even kidding. Oh my God. The first four are 4, 11, 17, 27. I'm not even kidding. Look at the top line. Look at the top line. Look at the top line, Gordie. I'm not joking. I feel sick. I'm not even kidding. Look at the top line. Look at the top line. Look at the top line. Gordie, I'm not joking. I feel sick.

I'm not even kidding. Do you know why you've got those first four? You wrote them down. You know, when I was in the kitchen and I pinched your ticket, I looked at the first four numbers. What a bastard. It still hurts just as much listening to it. So he didn't take you all the way to the,

because you have to get six numbers, right? He didn't take you, just that you'd think that you were on your way to winning the 70 million, which is way more believable, actually. It is, because I think he, because he pinched my ticket and was joking that he was going to steal my ticket, and I think he could only remember the first four numbers so he just had to go with that.

But I'm not joking. Like I got goosebumps over my entire body. I thought I had won the $70 million. I wish he'd taken you all the way and convinced you that you'd won $70 million just to hear what that would sound like and to hear the version of you that would come out that thinks that they have $70 million just to hear what that would sound like and to hear the version of you that would come out that thinks that they have $70 million.

I'm imagining, screw you and this stupid radio station. I don't need this. I'm out of here. I've never liked you anyway. I'm never talking to you ever again. I got $70 million, bitch. Just start giving the finger to everyone. Yeah.

There you go. That's what it sounds like when someone thinks they've won $70 million. Morning, everybody. Bree and Clint. If you hear some moaning going on in the background, Bree's not watching an inappropriate video. She's watching some of the Australian Open tennis from overnight, the Andy Murray match that went until 4 o'clock in the morning in Melbourne.

Yeah, it's wild. It's hard to tell the difference sometimes. The audio does sound quite promiscuous. I'm going to play the audio. Hang on, I'm going to play a little bit. Okay, let's see what it sounds like. Without context, imagine this. I love that there's a crowd cheering it on, whatever's going on. Even if you don't like tennis, as you watch out for that video, it's quite incredible. Right now, though, it's time to bring Friday

Oki into the morning. And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment. Friday Oki! I love Friday Oki. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks Bree and Clint.

You've made my Friday again. F-F-F-Friday-oke! It's our terrible singing segment. Producer Claude, I thought we were cancelling this segment. I thought we were leaving this in 2022. You've got to give the people what they want, you know? I did put a suggestion in the suggestion box.

I saw that. Well, that's true. That is what the people want, so it's what we're going to give them. If you've never heard it before, Bree and I, who are not, I'm going to say not the most accomplished singers in the world. No, I mean, we haven't,

we're not published artists. No, not yet anyway. Each week we pick a song, we head into the booth with a professional audio engineer. This guy knows his stuff and he does the best he can. We just spend 15 minutes going over a song, we head into the booth with a professional audio engineer. This guy knows his stuff and he does the best he can. We just spend 15 minutes going over a song

and then you guys decide which one of us did the best performance for Friday Oki this week. And this week she's back, Miley Cyrus, so we're going to take on her song Flowers. I'm so sorry to the people who are really loving this song because I know that at least I am going to ruin it for you. This is a tribute, Brie. What we're doing is we're giving the song a new life. Biggest form of a compliment. Exactly right.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. It's a revenge song. It's about Liam Hemsworth. And which one of us do you think does the better Miley Cyrus? We have done Miley Cyrus on this show before. We did the climb. And let me just tell you, it was not a climb. It was a downhill fall.

A downward spiral. Yeah, downhill spiral all the way to the bottom. Okay, what happens is you have to hear both. You have to hear both before you're able to vote. But once you have, we're going to get you to pick the winner of Friday Okie. I picked the song, so I'll be a big brave boy and go first. Good luck, mate. Here's my Miley Cyrus.

We were good, we were gold Kind of dream that can't be sold We were right till we weren't Built a home then watched it burn I didn't want to leave you I didn't want to lie Started to cry then I remembered I I can buy myself flowers, write my name in the sand, talk to myself for hours, say things you don't understand. I can't stop dancing. And I can hold my own hand.

Yeah, I can love me better than you can. Can't love me better. I can love me better, baby. Can't love me better. I can love me better, baby. Wait, was that the Miley version or my version? Did we hit that part where I made it up just then? I don't know. Was that the original? I couldn my version? Did we load it up just then? I don't know.

Was that the original? It was so similar. Turns out Miley Cyrus is a very good singer. I think there was good parts in that. There was some good stuff. Thank you. I appreciate that. I don't want to play mine.

I really don't. I know it's just going to be flat, flat, flat across the board. You had a good run of form towards the end of the year last year. Have you not been practicing over the Christmas break? Have you not been doing your vocal exercises? Sam, the audio guy, did say to me, he's like, have you been practicing singing? And I was like, absolutely not.

He's like, you're more on time this year. And I was like, okay, well, that's a start. He said, have you been vaping? Your voice is real husky. Okay, well, here's Breeze and Miley Cyrus. After this, we're looking for five votes to pick the winner. We were good. We were gold.

Kind of dream that can't be sold. We were right till we weren't. Built a home and watched it burn. I didn't want to leave you. I didn't want to lie. Started to cry, but I remembered I. Hey, guys. I can buy myself flowers.

Write my name in the sand. Talk to myself for hours Say things you don't understand I can take myself dancing And I can hold my own hand Yeah, I can love me better than you can. Can love me better. I can love me better, baby. Can love me better.

I can love me better, baby. Damn. I feel like Sam, the audio engineer, he always tries to polish the turd as much as he can. I feel like he's done me a solid there because I feel like it could have been

a lot worse. I think it was fine. I think it was really good. I think you did a great job. It sounds like I was trying real hard, which I was. It's not up to us though. It's up to the people listening to it. We're looking for five callers on 0800 dial ZM right now to pick the winner of Friday Oaky. Was it Brie

or was it me? We've got a live review from Ross Boss, who's just stepped into the studio. Morning, Ross. Oh, no. Here we go. I think I'm quite happy that I didn't hear yours, Clint. Really? Yeah.

Really? But actually, Bree, that wasn't too bad. That's like on a scale of your worst to your not worst. Yeah. It was closer to the not worst. Okay, I'll take it. I will take that. Closer to your not worst. Yeah. It was closer to the not worst. Okay, I'll take it. I will take that. Closer to your not worst.

None of them have ever been good. That's coming from a big Miley Cyrus fan in Roscos too. I will take that. He never gives compliments. Okay. And I don't think

I gave one then as well. Yeah, well you did it. Yeah, yeah. I'll take the backhanded compliment from you. Well, can we get five calls on 0800 dial ZM right now

to pick the winner of Friday Okie and maybe some live critiques as well. Lining up to give it a go and judge it for us this afternoon. No, this morning rather. Jeez. Zara. We've been pretty good all week. Too much talking. Hi, Zara.

Hi, how are you? We're good. What did you think about Miley Cyrus this morning? It was fantastic. They were both great. Yeah, thank you. We thought so. I'll take it.

We'll take that. Who did you prefer the most, Brie or me? Oh, Brie all the way. I'm so sorry. Yes, Zara, my girl. You've made my morning. Yeah. Okay, that's one to Brie.

Thank you, babes. As soon as she gets three votes, she will win this. Harper's called through. Morning, Harper. Morning, Harper. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning.

Oh, cute. How old are you, Harper? Six. Six. Six. Okay, well, we're going to take this vote very seriously because you know what you're talking about. Harper, who do you want to vote for this morning?

Clint. Me? You're going to vote for me, Harper? Clint? Damn it. Oh, thank you so much. I appreciate that. Damn.

One apiece. Let's go to Mia is on the line. Morning, Mia. Hi, Mia. Hi. Hi. What did you think of our Miley Cyrus renditions for Friday Oaky this morning, Mia? Well, they were both pretty interesting.

I love it. I'm not a six-year-old, but my vote is pretty special, though. You're not a six-year-old, you're right, and your vote is special. Your vote is just as special, Mia. So who are you giving your special vote to this morning? Come on, Mia. I'm free. Yes, I knew it was special.

You legend, Mia. I love special. You legend, Mia. I love you. Thank you, Mia. Speaking of special, we're getting a lot of feedback on these renditions on the text machine too. Someone said, I had to turn my hearing aids off for that one. I like the text that said, both versions had good bits. My favourite bit for both of them was the bit where they ended.

It's 2-1 in favour of Bree. You could win it here. Let's go to Joel. Morena, Joel. Hi, Joel. Morena. How are you guys today? We're good.

Good, thanks. Feedback for us on our first performance of 2023? It was wonderful, but I have to give it to the one who did the most Elton John impersonation, Clint. Oh, okay. A bit Elton John on Miley. Could you hear a bit of Sir Elton in there, could you? Very Elton John vibes.

And I liked the Elton John covering Miley Cyrus. That was really good. Me covering Elton John covering Miley Cyrus. Thanks, Joel. You've taken us to tie break. Have a good day. There's only one vote left and it's for Jacinda. Hi, Jacinda.

Hi, Jacinda. Hi, yes. Good, thanks. You have all the power this morning. You get to decide who takes out the first Friday Okie of the year. No pressure. Well, I was a bit confused. I was like, am I listening to Miley Cyrus or am I listening to who?

But my vote was definitely for Brie. You're joking. Jacinda, you've made my week, mate. You%. You're joking. No. Jacinta, you've made my week, mate. You've made my week. And to the victor goes the replay. Go on, Bree.

Give us a live rendition. Absolutely not. I knew that husky morning voice would come in handy. Thanks, Jacinda. Have a great weekend, okay? Thanks, mate. You too. See you. See you, Jacinda.

All right, here we go, Birthday Banger. We do this on our show every day at 5.30. You ring us up, we take your calls, figure out what was the number one song on your 16th birthday and then we'll play our favourite song. Yeah, let's do our last morning birthday banger for a while. We'll get Leah on. Morning, Leah.

Hi, Leah. Morning. Morning. How's your week been, Leah? Ah, very good, thanks. I'm loving the sunshine, finally. Finally. How good is it?

Finally. So good. Well, let's top off your week. What's your birthday? 2nd of October, finally. Finally. How good is it? Finally. So good. Well, let's top off your week. What's your birthday? 2nd of October, 1994. Right. That means you were 16 in 2010. And on the 2nd of October, your 16th birthday, this was number one.

Bruno Mars. There's not a thing that I would change It's Bruno Cause you're amazing It brings back a few memories from when I was 16 Yeah That song was huge I went to Los Angeles a couple of years ago looking for Channing Tatum And we went on a celebrity tour It's meant to be like a bus thing where they show you celebrities' houses

And they took us to a house that was meant to belong to Bruno Mars It was just a random house, but we were like, oh my God, I can't believe we've been to Bruno Mars' house. Do you remember that, Brie? I do. I think they just pick random houses and they'll say random celebrities. Yeah, I think so.

So I'll take it. Yeah. We're onto them, Leah. If it actually was his house, it was pretty crusty. Yeah, it wasn't that big, was it? I'm sure he's richer than that. Okay, so you like your birthday banger, Leah, just for the record? I do, yeah.

Perfect. Okay, wait there. I think it's a good one. We're going to do one for Charmaine. Kia ora, Charmaine. Hi, Charmaine. Hello. What are you up to this weekend, Charmaine?

Not a lot, actually. I'm going out to lunch tomorrow for my birthday. Nice. Oh, is it your birthday tomorrow? No, it's my birthday today. Oh, happy birthday. It's today. Happy birthday, Charmaine.

Have you got any gifts yet? I bought a status anxiety handbag, like, just before Christmas. Love that. I just bought a backpack from status anxiety. It's so nice. It's good. Yeah, I love it. Okay, Charmaine.

All right, you bougie babes, let's do a birthday banger. With those bougie clints, Charmaine and I. What year were you born, Charmaine? 1994. All right, you were 16 in 2010. And on this day in 2010, this was number one. There's a little black box, yeah, somewhere in the ocean holding all the truth about us. Oh, my God, we love Stan Walker.

Tune, banger. His original song is an Australian Idol song, Black Box. Do you like it, Charmaine? It's not the best, but it'll do. Okay, all right. It's just a bit mellow, I think is what Charmaine is saying, for a Friday. Like, it's a nice kind of chill song. Thank you for your honesty.

One more for Byron. Kia ora, Byron. G'day, Byron. Morning. Morning. Mate, are you up to anything exciting this weekend, Byron? Oh, hopefully just staying off my feet, hey? Staying off your feet.

Oh, staying off your feet. Staying off your feet, right. I thought you said something else, Byron. I was like, Byron, it's 8.30, we're on the radio. Okay, Byron, what's your birthday? It's the 13th of May, 1993. Okay. Staying off his feet, Clint, is what he said.

Yeah, that's what he said. You were 16, Byron, in 2009, and here it is, your birthday banger. Oh, what a scene. Bit of Kerry Hilson, baby. What a banger. Are you into it, Byron? Beautiful. Beautiful.

Beautiful. Yeah, you got a great one, Byron, and I'm voting for it. That's my vote today. Yeah, I agree with you. That's an absolute banger. The radio is on. Let's turn it up. It's Friday Jams Day.

Let's kick it off early. Congratulations, Byron. You've just won birthday banger. Thank you. Have a good day. Stay off those feet, Byron. You too. Feet.

It was feet he's trying to stay off. Feet. He said feet. Yeah. Plenty of stuff you can do off your feet too. Peeps. It's coming out in 2009. Brie and Clint, Zedim.

Brie and Clint. Brie and Clint on Zedim, Miley Cyrus and Flowers. That was our song that we did for Friday Okie today. And Brie, you took out the winner for Friday Oaky. I can buy myself flowers. Write my name in the sand. Hearts. You didn't have to replay it. You didn't have to replay it.

As the winner, Bree will be recreating the music video to that song next week. Oh my God. I'd love to recreate it. Such a good film clip, isn't it? Have you seen the whole thing? Yes. Oh, I'm not going to get my girls out. No one wants that.

It's just the undies. You've just got to do some undie stuff. Oh, no one wants me. Can you imagine? It'd be me, like, jumping around my living room in my undies eating Doritos. I think we'd watch that, actually. I think that would be good. Oh, God.

Have you seen, because it's a big diss track, people are saying to her ex, Liam Hemsworth, have you seen the latest thing that people are saying where she's in the gold dress and they're saying that's a swipe at Jennifer Lawrence because there's footage of her when she's with Liam Hemsworth and they're on the red carpet and she's wearing a very similar gold dress. Yeah, so she's suggesting that Liam cheated on her with Jennifer Lawrence.

Yeah. That is shots fired, if that's true. Shots fired. Check it out. It's a great video. Have a great weekend, everybody. If you're going to the T20 Black Clash tonight, watch out for Bree.

She's down in Christchurch for that. That's going to be a great night. Yes, I'll be at Hagley Oval doing the emceeing. I am pooing in my pants because I am scared, but I'm excited because apparently it is a sold-out event. It's going to be so much fun. So, yeah, can't wait. Enjoy the chili peppers and Post Malone

if you're going along to that. And hopefully everybody gets some of that sunshine that we should have had over the summer holidays this weekend. Absolutely. Can't wait.

All right, we'll see. We'll be back in the afternoons next week, so we'll see you there. That's right. Friday Jams is next. Have a great weekend, everybody. Bye. Bye.

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