ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 20th July 2021

Episode Date: July 19, 2021

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The corner of the Pizza Hut and Taco Bell. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast, where I want to start with a comment that's been posted in our Brie and Clint podcast family, which blew my mind, but now that I think about it, of course you think like that, I'm just going to bring it up. Brie and Clint podcast family. This is from your favourite place, Scotland, Brie. Oh, Scotland! Shout out.
Starting point is 00:00:31 And someone said, oh, have they taken it down? They said that listening to... Oh, here it is. As a listener from Scotland, I always thought that Fletch, Vaughan and Megan, who are the morning show here on ZDM, the show we're filling in for at the moment, were two people, as in Fletchvin and Megan.
Starting point is 00:00:48 Fletchvin. Fletchvin. It does sound like a kind of a Scottish name, doesn't it? It sounds more German. Fletchvin. Yeah. Well, they're three people, so there you go. Congratulations, everybody.
Starting point is 00:00:59 We're learning something new every day. Mind blown. Yeah, we're actually Three people as well Yeah There's me Clint And then there's me Brie
Starting point is 00:01:10 And if you count My big knockers That's our third member Wouldn't that be Four members No I've got a uniboob Are they singular Singular
Starting point is 00:01:21 It's a singular Connects How funny is the term Producer Anastasia How funny is the term Uniboob Uniboob. Are they singular? They're singular. Connects. How funny is the term? Producer Anastasia. How funny is the term Uniboob? Uniboob. I love that term. We had a girl at our high school who went by the name Uniboob.
Starting point is 00:01:33 Why? Because she had quite a bridging cleavage. Did she go by that or did you guys call her that? I don't know who gave it to her, but she adopted that. That's not nice. Yeah. What would you rather? The cleavage started low, which meant that in a low top,
Starting point is 00:01:54 it kind of sometimes looked like a single. Yeah. Yes. Shout out to Megs if you're listening. Love you. Producer Anastasia, what would you rather? A uniboob or a unibrow? Oh, yeah. I think I'd rather a unibrow? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:07 I think I'd rather a unibrow. Easily boob. No, unibrow because you can easily. No, and these would you others, there's no getting it fixed. Would you rather live with a uniboob or live with a unibrow? Yeah. Because, I mean, it'd be probably if it was two combined, it'd probably be bigger than what I've got currently.
Starting point is 00:02:23 So pull your resources. Hello, ladies. And also, good for using for breakfast in bed. It's a shelf. Yeah. Yeah. Which is good. You can invent a new type of bra.
Starting point is 00:02:33 Well, that wasn't a sports bra. Isn't that kind of what a sports bra does? That's a uniboo. Yep. That's a unibra. Unibra. I had a friend. Ben, would you rather have one nut or...
Starting point is 00:02:43 Would you rather have two individual nuts or one giant nut? Well... I've got two. Yeah, but... Oh, yeah, true. Oh, yeah. Nice one. So you're going to stick with what you've got?
Starting point is 00:02:54 Yes, please. Fair enough, man. Back yourself. Good. That's body positivity. That's good. That's body positivity. I had a friend who's in the Australian women's soccer team
Starting point is 00:03:05 and she used to have to wear multiple bras. Like one was like an underwire sports bra and then she'd have to wear another sports bra over the top of that to play because her boobs were so big. Oh, yeah. And this one day I remember she was at my house and she was about to go to training and she freaked out because she'd forgotten one of her bras. And I kid you not, I duct taped the shit out of her boobs that day so she could go train.
Starting point is 00:03:33 That's legit. True story. What a punish for her every time. Such a punish. Yeah, far out. I always look at like a women's rugby team and I don't have boobs. I can't imagine what it feels like. Fuck, it hurts.
Starting point is 00:03:47 What about diving on the ground for a try? That must be so sore. It hurts so much. But if you dive in the right way, then you should be okay. But you don't want to have to dive in the right way, right? You want to just be able to get that ball down. Girls who've got big boobs, I don't know how they do it. Nah.
Starting point is 00:04:02 It's very hard to avoid. Yeah. All the girls I know who have had breast reductions for that don't know how they do it. Nah. It's very hard to avoid. Yeah. All the girls I know who have had breast reductions for that reason, because they were too big, changed their life. Yeah, because it actually puts so much stress on your back. Yeah. It's actually a health issue.
Starting point is 00:04:17 Big time. Literally big time. I had a friend who had a kilo and a half taken out of each boob. Out of each boob? Yeah. Sheesh. And they were still double Ds. Did they put it anywhereob. Out of each boob? Yeah. Sheesh. And they were still double Ds. Did they put it anywhere else or did they just get it? No.
Starting point is 00:04:30 Well, are you looking to get some of that? No. Are you asking if it's on ice? No. Well, I'm always interested to see if they put it anywhere else. That's a bit weird. Maybe just get the fake ones, Sage. There's places I could pull stuff from.
Starting point is 00:04:45 Where would you put it? To the breast area. Oh, right. Get rid of some of the rear section. I'd take some out of my saddlebag ass and put it somewhere else. Where would you put it? Probably at the... My ass super flat at the back, which is where you want it to be big.
Starting point is 00:05:02 And then super big saddlebags on the side. I want it at the back, not on the side want it to be big, and then super big saddlebags on the side. I want it at the back, not on the side. So you'd squish yours around? Yeah, just push it around to the back. Yeah, right. I'd grab some of mine and then put it up here on my shoulders and just broaden myself out. I'd like to be a bit...
Starting point is 00:05:18 Are you thinking of Art Green right now? Yeah. Yeah. When am I not? Always Art Green. When am I not? I feel like that's the one spot I don't want to broaden out anymore. Your shoulders?
Starting point is 00:05:27 I've already got broad enough shoulders. Stage? Shit, no. No, don't you hate that when you're like two sizes bigger up here than you are there? Every time I go to a fitting or anything, they always is like, oh, you've got quite, are you a swimmer? Ex-swimmer. You've got quite broad shoulders.
Starting point is 00:05:46 Which is funny, eh? Because that's the dream male aesthetic is to be broad at the top and then down into a. Yeah, I just look like a dude. Actually, no, my hips are definitely not a dude's hips. Well, your hips don't lie. I've got a female, I've got childbearing hips. That's for sure.
Starting point is 00:06:02 When I heard you coined the term saddlebag ass, at first I was like I wanted to help you and be like no you don't But it's such a good term It's so descriptive That you can't help even if no one's ever seen you before You use the term saddlebag ass You get a picture
Starting point is 00:06:17 If people are like what does that mean Let me explain So you know back in the day when you put saddlebags On a horse And then you know back in the day when you put saddlebags on a horse and then you know when you look from the back at a horse and there's these big saddlebags, that's what my body shape looks like. Now, I'm not agreeing with you, but we knew that already because the term is so good.
Starting point is 00:06:39 Do you reckon I coined that? I don't know. Did you not? I thought you did. I gave you credit. I remember using it for a long, long time because I used to say to my mum,
Starting point is 00:06:49 thanks for giving me your saddlebag ass. Does she have one too? That's where I get it from. I've never looked at your mum's ass. Out of respect. But she's smaller than me so it doesn't look as prominent. But I definitely got it from her. She's only going on a two day trick. Yeah, a saddlebag ass is
Starting point is 00:07:05 hereditary it's hereditary yeah it's in your jeans it gets passed down yeah that's actually a really good conversation to have one day is what is the jeans that you wish your parents didn't hand down to you that fives but what's the thing that you got my mom's saddlebag ass my mom hers looks fine but mine's quite prominent. Ever since we were kids, my mum used to always say, ladies, we don't, us, well, she'd call us Grahams because that's her maiden name. Us Grahams don't have designer legs.
Starting point is 00:07:37 Yeah, I've been told that. But then she'd compliment on us on other things. You know what's quite interesting? You know what's very interesting is They say your parents' eye colour Does determine your eye colour Kind of But they say If you
Starting point is 00:07:51 Like my parents My dad's got blue eyes My mum's got blue eyes I've got green eyes It's a 1% chance that that happens Yeah but what colour eyes has the milkman got? Well I don't know That's the thing too
Starting point is 00:08:04 And not so much these days, but back in the day, like, there's no, when there was no, anyway. I'm not casting any aspersions. Way to bring it down. What do you guys think is the rarest eye colour? It could be anything. Hazel? When they're
Starting point is 00:08:19 different colour, like David Bowie's, one green and one blue. Says he, green is the rarest eye colour in the world. Is that? Is brown the most common? Open your eyes. I think brown, hold on. I've got green eyes, guys. I'm rare. Damn.
Starting point is 00:08:37 This is so interesting. I love looking at this stuff. I would have so thought it was blue that was the rarest eye colour. No, blue's one of the most common. Really? You think about it. How many people do you see that have blue eyes? I've got blue eyes. No, but they stand out when you see them.
Starting point is 00:08:49 Have you got blue eyes? Yeah. I think mine are definitely green. I've never looked the end of the eyes. Okay, today brown is the most common eye colour in the world. Yeah. Then it says, yeah, between 55% and 79% of people worldwide have brown eyes. Do you know what colour?
Starting point is 00:09:08 Without looking and don't look up there on the screens either. Don't look at the screens either. Do you know what colour my eyes are from memory? Blue? I was going to say brown. Blue. Are they? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:18 What colour? Are they blue? It's hard to tell in a picture. What colour are mine? You just told us. Yours are a greeny blue. Mine change, but mostly green. I'm keen to get some of those contact lenses.
Starting point is 00:09:31 So it says, God, this is wild. 55% to 79% of the world have brown eyes, 10% of the world have blue eyes, and only 2% of the entire population have green eyes. Go ask Brie. That's wild. Hazel, 5%. Oh, wait.
Starting point is 00:09:48 What's hazel? I thought that was brown. Hazel's like a light brown. Like between a green and a brown. Like Nutella. Amber eyes, which are like a yellow. Oh. Have you ever seen people with like a gold color eye?
Starting point is 00:10:03 Nah. Oh, wait. Let me Google it. That seems more rare than green. No, apparently 5% have amber coloured eyes. Grey. This list is rocking my world. If it's true.
Starting point is 00:10:16 Oh, yeah, I know what you mean with amber eyes. It's amazing. It's kind of like a risen-y colour. Yeah, it's not exactly what you think. It's like honey. It's kind of like this.-y colour. Yeah, it's not exactly what you think. It's like honey. Yes. Like this. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:30 Oh, that's tricky. I think I thought that was hazel. No, that's definitely yellow. Lots of cats have got that colour. I love that colour eye. It's so noticeable on a person. Hazel doesn't love it. Because it's so rare.
Starting point is 00:10:41 Yeah. There's a lot of interesting facts about eye colour, actually. Oh, hazel's actually two-toned. Here we go. Hetrochromia, which is where all or part of your iris is a different colour than the other. Yes. This condition is seen in less than 1% of people, but it's frequently seen in dogs. It can be the result of its hereditary problem during eye development, an eye injury, or a medical condition.
Starting point is 00:11:07 It's pretty cool. David Bowie had it. He had two different coloured eyes. You know who else has it? Kate Boswood. Don't know who that is. From Blue Crush. The actress.
Starting point is 00:11:15 Oh, Bosworth? Bosworth. Oh, yes, okay. Sorry. Kate Bosworth. She's got it. He's like, duh, you don't know Kate Boswood? Kate Boswood?
Starting point is 00:11:22 Come on, guys. She's got it too. Yeah. Hers are really quite pretty. A friend of mine had a really interesting eye condition where the pupil, instead of it being round, it looked like it had leaked out to the bottom. Like Billie Eilish. So it was kind of like half a cat eye. Kind of like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:42 Have you ever seen that in someone? Nah. She had it in both eyes. Oh wow. Trippy. I wonder what it's called, hold on. Pupil
Starting point is 00:11:49 bleed. You know what, I'm surprised it hasn't come up on TikTok yet because all the other weird stuff is. Remember that, those videos that went
Starting point is 00:11:57 around about 10 years ago of those people who could pop their eyes out of their head and they came like half a centimetre forward and they were like big bulgy eyes? Oh no, I've
Starting point is 00:12:06 seen that on TikTok. Oh, you have? Yeah. Yeah, right. See that? Oh, that's weird. So that is called a coloboma. Who's yawning out there by the way? That was just me. That's the fourth yawn. That was the first time.
Starting point is 00:12:21 That was not. I'm tired. I know, I know, I know. Have you guys ever been to a Chinese medicine Where they read your eye? No, but I want to go and get cupping done Yeah, I want to get cupping done Oh, cupping, yeah It hurts Does it?
Starting point is 00:12:37 Yeah, and then you've got these gigantic bruises all over you Yeah, yeah, yeah And they say the bigger the bruise, the more it's working I feel like I've got some toxins to get out Have you guys done acupuncture? Yeah, acupuncture. And they say the bigger the brew is, the more it's working. I feel like I've got some toxins to get out. Have you guys done acupuncture? Yeah, acupuncture's great. I like acupuncture. Same. But where you go to, I think it's Chinese
Starting point is 00:12:52 medicine. I used to go to this lady when we were younger and my mum was kind of into that stuff. And you go to this lady and she essentially, your eye is a map for all of your health stuff. Like from the past. He's like, no, fuck that.
Starting point is 00:13:08 No, true. And they can tell if you've had certain traumas or if you've got gut problems from your eyes. Your eyes tell you a lot about your liver function and stuff. It makes sense. I believe it. Ben, they're the windows to the soul, man. I don't believe it.
Starting point is 00:13:22 Get with the program. What do you believe? It's too star sign-y for me. Well, that isn't really that star sign-y. It's actually the opposite. Yeah. Come round. I'll make you a tea made out of ashwagandha root,
Starting point is 00:13:36 and we'll discuss it, mate. So they say your brain is in the top part of your eye, above your pupil, and then your stomach is below that just above your pupil, like the line around your pupil. Yeah. Your colon is then... Where's that?
Starting point is 00:13:53 So on like... Some people's colons in their mouth judging by their breath. Like every single thing has its own little area. Yeah, right. Yeah. There's absolutely something in it. I think so. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:04 It's quite interesting. Not for Ben though. Fuck that. Nah, fuck that noise. There's absolutely something in it. I think so. Yeah, yeah. It's quite interesting. Not for Ben, though. Fuck that. Nah, fuck that noise. That can't be real. That's like astrology. That's different. Chinese medicine, that's some Harry Potter shit.
Starting point is 00:14:20 They all went to Hogwarts. They did. Let's get out of here. Have a great day Podcast Life Whatever it is We'll see you guys back tomorrow Bye
Starting point is 00:14:27 Bye Oh I was going to say If you've got trippy eyes Why don't you post a photo In our podcast group Yeah Like if you've got Really interesting eyes
Starting point is 00:14:36 Just take a photo Just of your eyes We'd love to see them That could be fun We'd like to see them Anyway we'll see you tomorrow Okay let's leave again See ya
Starting point is 00:14:42 Play ZM's Bree and Clint. Subbing in for Flesh, Vaughn and Megan. Morning, everybody. Bree and Clint, happy Tuesday morning. Morning, producers. How are you guys feeling out there, hey? I had to pick producer Anastasia up this morning. Oh, so she didn't ride her bike in.
Starting point is 00:15:00 Lucky I did. It was raining. Wasn't it, Anastasia? Oh, look, they can't figure out how to turn their mics on at this time in the morning. No, we're working. I missed my bike. No, Anastasia's not working. Hmm?
Starting point is 00:15:14 I was just thinking about my bike and how lonely it is at home. What colour's your bike? It's red. Have you got a little basket? Huh? No, it's like a road bike. It's a felt. You can have a basket on a road bike.
Starting point is 00:15:26 You might need somebody to put you up. It's got like the low bars. Yeah, for your alien in the front of the bike. For my alien. Guys, as I was driving in today, hang on, have you got seat heaters in your car? Must be nice, guys. Must be nice.
Starting point is 00:15:41 Hashtag unrelatable. Whoever invented seat heaters deserves. Hashtag not relatable. New Whoever invented seat heaters deserves. Hashtag not relatable. New cars get seat heaters in them. My car is new. I thought your butler just stood there with like a heater and had it on your back. I like natural heat. I get him to sit in my seat so it's body temperature.
Starting point is 00:15:58 Is that in the back of the limo or the front of the limo? You ride in the back, don't you? No, he has a stretch hummer. Some people out there this morning will have seat heaters and if you do, how good's a seat heater? It just warms you from the butt up. I have no idea. I can't relate. I actually can't relate.
Starting point is 00:16:14 Did you see that yesterday was what they're calling Freedom Day in the UK? They've opened all the bars, all the clubs, all the businesses. They've lifted every single COVID restriction in the UK. And Boris has come out and said, we won't do another lockdown.
Starting point is 00:16:28 Is that because most people are vaccinated now? I think so, yeah. And they've had 16 months of living in... Yeah, they've smashed the vaccination rollout. I don't think it's anything to do with how long they've been in lockdown. I think it's to do with how many percent of the population has been vaccinated.
Starting point is 00:16:44 I think it's a lot. There will be some pent-up British people just ready to hit the clubs, eh? They'll be pashing, they'll be bumping, they'll be grinding. One of my really good mates, she lives in London, and she said that it's the weirdest feeling being able to go somewhere other than a supermarket. Yeah. Because she's like they've just lived inside their house for so long.
Starting point is 00:17:12 It would be weird. You'd have to relearn how to interact with people. It'd be strange. We're going to kick the show off with Tradiverse Lady next. We've got a quiz for you guys. If you want to play, we need a tradie and a lady. We are on an epic run of tradie victories. We have done the show for seven days today.
Starting point is 00:17:28 We've had six tradie wins in a row. That has never happened. Where's my girls at? I need you today. Let's see if we can pull back a win. I weighed 100 dials at him, and you'll take home 50 bucks if you can take out the win. You don't have to be a tradie.
Starting point is 00:17:40 You know what? Your regular job is a trade. It's just the name of the game. But if you are up... You can be anyone. Yeah. If you are up early and you're on the tools,
Starting point is 00:17:48 I hope there's a seat heater in the Toyota Hilux. I don't know if Hiluxes have seat heaters. Well, maybe the brand new ones. They should get them. They're very good. I bet.
Starting point is 00:17:59 Must be nice. We'll play tradie. First lady after givey on on ZM Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint The girls are out in force again today I see we've got two ladies playing And they'll take home 50 bucks if they can beat their opponent Let's meet our lady first Our first one, she's 23
Starting point is 00:18:24 She's from the Garden City and she doesn't have a belly button. Tell us more, Fiona. Welcome to the show, Fi. How does that work? I was just like born with my liver and my intestine sticking out. What?
Starting point is 00:18:39 Like out of where my belly button should be. So, you know. So they sealed it up. But why didn't they... You can cosmetically get a belly button, why didn't they give you one? Oh, they did, they made me like this little like fake one, but definitely it looks, yeah, it looks like a bit funky.
Starting point is 00:18:54 Yeah, right. Right, gotcha. Okay, sweet. Very interesting thing. Let's meet your opponent today. She is a lady tradie. She's from Fielding and she bloody loves a bit of Speedway. Welcome to the show, Tanya.
Starting point is 00:19:08 Hi, Tanya. Hi. What are you? A super stocks? A midget? A demo derby girl? A bit of everything. A bit of everything. Yeah, I love the stock cars too. It's good stuff. I love a bit of Fielding, Tanya. I know a few people from there. Good place. Here we go, guys. Tanya, your buzzer
Starting point is 00:19:24 is tradie. Fiona, your buzzer is tradie. Fiona, your buzzer is lady. First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash today. Good luck. Question number one. The All Blacks and LAB both played in Hamilton over the weekend. Name the big river that runs through the middle of Hamilton. Lady, tradie. Yes, Fee.
Starting point is 00:19:40 The White Castle. That is correct. Nice work. One to the ladies. Question number two. Adele is rumoured to have a new boy, Fee. LeBron James' manager, Rich Paul. Where is Adele from?
Starting point is 00:19:54 Lady. Yes, Fee. The UK. That is correct. Essex, to be exact. Two to the ladies. You could take it here, Fee. Question number three.
Starting point is 00:20:04 An Auckland orthodontist has vanished, stealing thousands of dollars from his patients. What part of the body does an orthodontist treat? Lady. Yes, Fi. Oh, Fiona, for a clean sweep. Tea. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.
Starting point is 00:20:22 Absolutely blitzed it, Fi. Well done, mate. We got 50 bucks cash for you. Awesome. Thanks so much. There we go. There's Tradie First Lady. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:20:33 Anyone who's ever attended or organised or planned or had a wedding will know that they are high-pressure, high-stress environments. Which is the wrong thing to say about the happiest day of your life, but it's just a truism, right? It's like any party. If you're organising it, it's not as fun for you. Every now and then there are stories that pop up where, look, this always gets put on the bride,
Starting point is 00:20:58 but it could be the groom in this situation who's being a bit of a groomzilla. Anyway, a list of demands that have come through, and I thought we could go through these demands from this person's wedding this morning and we could decide together whether you think reasonable or unreasonable. Okay.
Starting point is 00:21:12 So first of all, it hasn't come from either the bride or groom. It's come from their wedding coordinator. So it has come from them. The wedding coordinator is just delivering the news. Correct. Yes. They have palmed it off to the wedding coordinator
Starting point is 00:21:24 and they have said, I am the news. Correct, yes. They have palmed it off to the wedding coordinator. And they have said, I am reaching out. Must be nice. Wedding coordinator must be nice. I am reaching out to all confirmed guests to do a final head count and go over some rules and regulations. You know a wedding's going to be fun when they lead with rules and regulations. Isn't the rules just turn up at the right time at the church and at the reception?
Starting point is 00:21:47 That's the only rule. Have fun, don't wear white, and don't propose to anyone on my wedding day. Drink as much as you can. Yeah. Here we go. Let's go through these rules and regulations. Number one, turn up 15 to 30 minutes early.
Starting point is 00:22:01 That's fair enough. Yep. Because you never want to be waiting for people. And if you say 30 minutes to 15 minutes early, people will get there on time. Yep. No dawdlers. Okay, number two. Please do not wear white, cream, or ivory. Yeah, fair enough.
Starting point is 00:22:16 It's a given, right? And yet some people do. Everyone always kind of knows that at a wedding, don't they? Yeah, except for the person who doesn't. And then has Instagram photos at your wedding in their white dress and you're like, come on, bitch. What about a guy? They could wear an ivory suit. That's true too. He could come in a white
Starting point is 00:22:32 suit. Yeah, like what do you think the Backstreet Boys go to a wedding in? They have to have something to wear. Rule number three, please do not wear anything other than a basic bob or ponytail. I don't have either of those. Who's got a bob?
Starting point is 00:22:48 Who's got a bob? Also, what does the bride care what hairdo that you've got? Anastasia, we're out because we don't have bobs, so we're not going to this wedding. You can't go to this wedding. I don't like wearing my hair in a ponytail. I don't think that one's reasonable. Can we put that on the unreasonable list?
Starting point is 00:23:02 Also, what a weird thing to call when you put your hair up a ponytail. How weird is that? Who was the first person to go, you look like a horse. Number four, these are the rules and regulations for this wedding. Please do not have a full face of makeup.
Starting point is 00:23:20 What? Okay. That's interesting. Interesting or unreasonable? I think unreasonable. I agree That's interesting. Interesting or unreasonable? I think unreasonable. I agree. I agree. The bride wants everybody else to look drab so that she looks fab, perhaps. Number five, do not record anything during the ceremony.
Starting point is 00:23:37 That's pretty standard these days. People are like, can you just be in the moment and put your phones away? I like the being in the moment thing. Yeah. But I thought it was because people don't want anything posted before they post
Starting point is 00:23:48 the wedding photos. Oh, like a social media ban? Well, that is pretty traditional now too. They say take all your photos but just let us post ours first and then you can do
Starting point is 00:23:56 a big dump of your photos just of the wedding itself. Right. It's why, you know? Okay. They want those to be the first ones to come out. I think that one's
Starting point is 00:24:02 fairly standard these days. Do not check in on Facebook. Is anyone checking in on Facebook anymore? I think you'll be okay on that one. Use this hashtag when posting all pictures. What's the hashtag? It's their wedding hashtag. They've scribbled it out for this,
Starting point is 00:24:21 but it'll be like hashtag meet the fuckers or something like that. Yeah. Whatever their wedding name is. Ours was, we had a hashtag. It wasn't mandatory that you had to use the hashtag, but my wife's last name is slight. And so our wedding hashtag was married at first slight. God charm.
Starting point is 00:24:36 Pretty good, I thought. Number eight, do not talk to the bride at all. Why? This woman is stressing out and she doesn't want she can't even handle her guests talking to her on the wedding day. Maybe she just wants control of when she can talk to people. Okay, reasonable or unreasonable?
Starting point is 00:24:58 Today we have to say... Unreasonable. People want to talk to the bride. You're there to celebrate. Number nine of ten rules and regulations. Everyone will toast with Remy champagne. No exceptions. Do not come up here and toast with your Steinlager Pure. If you're ten years sober, no exceptions.
Starting point is 00:25:17 And lastly, you must come with a gift valued at $75 or more if you want to be admitted into the wedding. Oh, I'm out. Yeah, this wedding sounds like a bit... Yeah, what a fun time. Also, you need to eat every bit of rice that is thrown after they get married. And if you don't finish your peas, you're paying for those peas individually.
Starting point is 00:25:40 Yesterday after the show, I went home because I was like, I need to take my dog for a walk because she's been... Is that a euphemism for something? No, I just need to go home and take my actual living dog for a walk. Right, okay, cool. Just checking. You know, and this was at about 11 o'clock.
Starting point is 00:25:57 Must be nice to finish that early. But I was very lucky and I was like, you know what? I'm going to treat my dog and we're going to take her to this amazing walk that you can go on. It's in this mountain. It's essentially an old dormant volcano. Did you head out to the mountains? I went to the mountain, yeah. You went mountaineering yesterday.
Starting point is 00:26:16 Near Oda Hoo for anyone who lives in Auckland. Oh, yeah. Anyway, it's the most amazing walk ever. It's like when you go there, you feel like you're not in the city until you get to the top and you can see all the houses and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But amazing walk and I was like, you know what? I feel adventurous.
Starting point is 00:26:31 I'm going to walk straight through the centre crater of this old dormant volcano. Right down in the cone. Right down the middle, which anyone who's been on this walk, it's really long grass except for the tiny paths where people have walked. All right. Because people have walked through there and up and over and stuff. Anyway, I was like, I'm going to be really adventurous.
Starting point is 00:26:54 I'm going to walk around the whole crater of the volcano, the dormant volcano. With the dog? With the dog. Right. She was loving it. You didn't tie the dog to a tree and go watch this she bounces through the grass and it's really good exercise for her and it lets me sleep in the afternoon but
Starting point is 00:27:10 it's great um so she was having an absolutely great time and i had like this exercise jacket on and i've went to grab my phone um to send someone a text so i've grabbed my phone as i was walking through this really long grass sent a, put the phone back in my pocket and then kept walking. And it was about five minutes later that I went to grab my phone to take a photo of my dog. And I realised that my phone wasn't in my pocket. No. And I was like, oh, no.
Starting point is 00:27:40 I was like, I'm not in the mood for this, eh? Not in the mood. So I've turned around. So five minutes of walking through this really long grass. I was like, I'm going to be. It's gone. I'm going to be here forever. I would write it off.
Starting point is 00:27:53 I'd go, oh, well, it's nature's phone now. You know what I did? I was like, I'll look for a while, but if I can't find it, no. This is what the universe wants. It wants me to lose my phone. So I started walking back, retracing my steps, looking, and the grass is so long that if the phone fell, like which it did obviously, it's going to go into the grass.
Starting point is 00:28:12 Yeah. So it's going to be nearly impossible to find. Yeah. So I was looking for about 20 minutes, couldn't find this phone. I was like, it's gone. It started to rain. I was like, I'm done for here. That's when I thought maybe I can use my one-year-old
Starting point is 00:28:27 dog to track this phone. Wouldn't that be amazing, right? Wouldn't that be amazing? Whitney, find my iPhone. Wouldn't that be incredible? And I was like, nah, that's not going to work. But I had my headphones in my pocket and I was like, maybe I'll give the headphones, let her sniff them and go, go find it, go find it. I mean, I've never trained her to do anything like that. But I've grabbed my headphones and I was like, here, go find the phone, go find the phone, trying to entice her to go find it.
Starting point is 00:28:56 You would not believe it. She bloody found it. No. No, I'm being serious. I don't know if it was a coincidence because we were kind of close, but we were probably like five metres away from it. Yeah. But she found it.
Starting point is 00:29:09 Wouldn't the earbuds, I'm thinking in dog senses here and how heightened their senses are, wouldn't the phone smell like your hand but the ear pods smell like earwax and the dog's like, mm. I don't know. I think because they were in the same pocket. So I was just like, oh, maybe. But she did find it because she was sniffing around.
Starting point is 00:29:29 I don't think she was actually looking for it. But she was like sitting in this one area and I went over there and the phone was there. You know what you need to do with her now, eh? What? Get some money. Get her to sniff the money and then just go out on walks in affluent areas.
Starting point is 00:29:43 Like head into like Remuera or Ponsonby or something. Give the dog the smell of money and then just go out on walks in affluent areas. Like head into like Remuera or Ponsonby or something, give the dog the smell of money and then just let it go. I thought I'd just use her to test whether or not I smell whiffy. Yeah, that'll help too. You know? Bree and Clint. For the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest.
Starting point is 00:30:00 Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, a lot of controversy surrounding Caitlyn Jenner at the minute as she's set to appear on the Aussie version of Celebrity Big Brother. Yes, she is. But here's the deal, right? So Caitlyn Jenner flew into Sydney and is currently, I believe, in hotel quarantine. Now, the reason this has upset, I would say,
Starting point is 00:30:21 tens of thousands of Australians, maybe even more, is because recently, as you may or may not know, Australia just overharved the amount of people they're letting in from international. So they used to allow 6,500, I think, per month. Now they're allowing 3,000 per month. What that means is many Australians are unable to fly back to Australia. So I literally have friends who had their flights cancelled, literally, because they have halved the amount of people
Starting point is 00:30:49 that are allowed to enter Australia. Now, Caitlin Jenner has flown in. I don't know whether she flew commercial or whether she flew private. Probably private. But she's there for Australian Big Brother, and that has infuriated many Australians because she literally took the seat or the place of an Australian who cannot get home.
Starting point is 00:31:06 Now, as you guys know, I went home recently. It cost a fortune to fly back. Since then, tickets have quadrupled. I believe one of my friends in New York said the cheapest ticket he could get to Australia was $17,000. Whoa. That is more than a business class ticket. So the long story short, people are livid at Caitlin for flying home when many Australians can't.
Starting point is 00:31:28 Yeah, that's full on. They should have just quarantined Caitlin in the Big Brother house. Then they would have freed up a quarantine spot, wouldn't they? Yeah, that would have. But, I mean, there's still that seat on the flight, depending on whether she flew private or commercial. This hits me really hard, Dean, and I'm sure it hits you too, when you're away from your family.
Starting point is 00:31:48 It would really tick a lot of people off. Yeah, if you really want to get home. Well, not even the people that want to get home. What about families that haven't seen their family members for nearly two years? Like, it's crazy. Better be a bloody good season of Big Brother. Did you know she's 71, Dean? Does that blow your mind that Caitlyn Jenner is 71?
Starting point is 00:32:08 She looks great. You know, she's running for governor of California, which is honestly such a joke. Like, it's such a joke. I don't know what it looks like from around the world, but from California, people are just like, this is so ridiculous. So I don't know how serious she's taking that job
Starting point is 00:32:22 if she's flying overseas to do a reality show when she's meant to be campaigning for governor. I don't know which serious she's taking that job if she's flying overseas to do a reality show when she's meant to be campaigning for governor. I don't know which one she thinks is more serious. America looks like a bit of a joke from over here, to be honest. It's just another thing. You guys had Donald Trump as president, so, you know, it's just another thing.
Starting point is 00:32:37 Yeah, like, I wonder how much she's getting paid. She's taking up a seat and... 500 grand. 500,000! So she's getting paid and she's taking a spot in quarantine. Yeah, I'm not very impressed. That's the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Free and Clint.
Starting point is 00:32:54 Let's talk about dirty beds for a second. You're a bit of a clean freak when it comes to your bed, right? I like my bed to be fresh and clean. Yeah, so let's hope that this doesn't apply to you. However, I think all of us have a dirtier bed than we realise. You know? Why? What are you doing in your bed?
Starting point is 00:33:11 Not much, to be honest, except wriggling around. Not dirty like that. I mean, the bacteria that just naturally grows in your bed. However, if you're doing more and more of that stuff, then yeah, you will be increasing. Of course you will. Your chances of bacteria. The more you excrete and the more friction you create between the sheets.
Starting point is 00:33:29 Human liquids. Yeah. Yeah. There's so many different types of human liquids. Sweat. Skin cells. Okay, yeah, all right, all right. Saliva.
Starting point is 00:33:41 Let's start with skin cells. We. Do you know that each night you shed around 500 million skin cells? Yeah, and I turn into a butterfly. Those skin cells attract microscopic dust
Starting point is 00:33:56 mites who eat your skin cells and those dust mites do poos in your bed. I'm allergic to dust mites. Yeah, well, start sleeping in a full body condom. When you wash and dry your bed. I'm allergic to dust mites. Yeah, well, start sleeping in a full-body condom. When you wash and dry your bed sheets, to kill the dust mites, you need to be doing it at a minimum of 55 degrees.
Starting point is 00:34:12 Do you wash your sheets on a hot wash? Absolutely. I've only just started doing that. What? What were you washing them on? Cold. A cold wash? Yeah, in the past.
Starting point is 00:34:21 Why? Because I was like, oh, hot water is a scam. That's just big power trying to steal your money. But now I get it. Now I get it. Now I'm like, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. It kills bacteria. Kill the bugs.
Starting point is 00:34:33 Let's get gross about these bugs you can get. No wonder you've had so many rashes in the past. Shut up. Bathroom and kitchen towels can carry bacteria species, including S. aureus and E. coli. Oh, not S. aureus. S. aureus And E. coli Oh not S. aureus S. aureus and E. coli E. coli is gross
Starting point is 00:34:50 Yeah because you wipe your bum Yeah And improper laundering of Your kitchen tea towels and bathroom Towels can spread the germs Onto your bed sheets And then when they're in your bed sheets they'll incubate Wait who's washing their bedsheets with tea towels?
Starting point is 00:35:07 I would. No. You're not doing that. Bedsheets, towels and tea towels. Whack them in together. Yuck. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:16 Nasty. Well, this is saying don't do that, but I have. No, I don't. I wash tea towels and dishcloths on their own every time. Right. You know, nothing freaks me out more than a tea towel. I'm so freaked out by tea towels. That smell that tea towels leave on your hands.
Starting point is 00:35:32 You know, I don't wipe my hands with a tea towel. That's bacteria. That smell is bacteria. I know it is. It freaks me out and I don't touch them. Despite what everybody says, gonorrhea can be transmitted through bathroom towels. And so that's what they'll tell you. Therefore, it can be transferred to your sheets if you don't wash your stuff properly.
Starting point is 00:35:52 That's what they'll blame it on. No, I swear, babe. Babe, I got it from a towel. I borrowed Ben's towel. It was from a toilet seat. Fungal species that can cause thrush and UTIs Can survive on your sheets for up to a month If you don't wash them
Starting point is 00:36:10 Have you ever had thrush? No It's not good Not a good time Can men get it? Didn't you have it in your eye one time? Shut up Of all that gross you are
Starting point is 00:36:21 It's recommended that you wash your bed sheets Every week I thought you were going to say every day And I was about to have a panic attack No every week More if you spend a lot of time in bed If you sleep in the nude Or if you're a sweaty sleeper And it's recommended that you wash your pillowcases
Starting point is 00:36:40 This is official advice And this is the bit that messed me up Every two to three days Nah it's every week This is official advice and this is the bit that messed me up. Every two to three days. Nah, it's every week. Yeah, it's so odd. And, well, actually, for people, does it say anything about for people that don't shower before bed?
Starting point is 00:36:56 Because that's you. Is it worse? But I put on a clean T-shirt. That is not the same. Brian Clint. I mean, he's best known for his role in the Fast and the Furious franchise. He's a household name. Please welcome to the show Vin Diesel.
Starting point is 00:37:20 This is a scoop for us to have Vin Diesel in studio with us. It is massive. I've got so many questions. Should we just kick it off? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, Vin's a busy guy. Might as well us. It is massive. I've got so many questions. Should we just kick it off? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, Vin's a busy guy. Might as well start. He is busy.
Starting point is 00:37:30 Vin, thanks so much for joining us on the show. Obviously, we're in New Zealand. I heard you have been here a couple of times before. You love to party, but what's your favourite nightclub when you come to New Zealand to party at? Family. Me too. I love family bar.
Starting point is 00:37:45 Such a good bar. Top bar. Top bar. Vin, while you're here in New Zealand, obviously, one of our official languages
Starting point is 00:37:53 is Te Reo Maori. Do you know what the English word for whānau is, Vin Diesel? Family. Oh, he's good. Good.
Starting point is 00:38:02 He's learning the local lingo early. That's good. He's very good, isn't he? He's very good. This is a bit of a weird question, Vin Diesel, but in your household, is Spotify a big deal? Like, do you have your own plan or do you have, you know, a family plan? I got family.
Starting point is 00:38:22 Good. It's good, that one, because you can actually give one of your logins to your friends. Exactly, and you can share. And then hopefully they give you a Netflix login and it's good. And family's all about sharing and living. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then it's like your one big... Family.
Starting point is 00:38:34 Oh, it's good, Vin. It's good. You're finishing my sentences. He's on it. He's on it. Did you know Vin Diesel and I actually, before the show, we stopped. We were catching up before the show.
Starting point is 00:38:43 Sorry we didn't invite you. Yeah, that's a bit rough, isn't it? We swung through the drive-through at KFC. I just got a quarter pack. Vin, what did you get? I got family. Oh, you got a full family pack. Well, I mean, if you look at Vin,
Starting point is 00:38:56 you would know that he could eat the house down, boots back, bear back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought we could wrap up the interview. It's been amazing so far. Thank you so much for joining us, bearback. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought we could wrap up the interview. It's been amazing so far. Thank you so much for joining us, Vin Diesel. But I'd love to play a game of finish the song lyric, which I think he's up for.
Starting point is 00:39:12 You up for that, Vin? He just wants to play. Yeah, he just wants to play. He's like, come on, let's get on with it. Come on, get on with the game. All right, let's just go one song, one of our favourites. Finish the song lyric here, Vin Diesel. Yeah, he's got it!
Starting point is 00:39:34 He's very good, he's very good, he's very good. Well done, Vin Diesel. Vin Diesel, thank you so much for joining us on the show. We can't wait for the Fast and the Furious 14 and a half. It's set to be joining us on the show. We can't wait for the Fast and the Furious 14. 14 and a half. It's set to be amazing.
Starting point is 00:39:49 Hobbs and Shaw are going to be there. The whole crew is back together which makes one big happy family. We love it, Finn. Bree and Clint. Pick the quote from the movie.
Starting point is 00:40:00 Win the cash. But can you pick the right one? There's only one way to find out Quoting is against the law Piracy is a crime I mean it's time to play Alright, it's time to play Can you pick the movie quotes that Clint and I have picked from certain movies before the show?
Starting point is 00:40:20 They've been put in the vault All you have to do is get one right out of four They're all big. They're all iconic movies. We're not picking any arthouse indie films here that you won't have seen, right? Yeah. Lily's here to play. Morning, Lily.
Starting point is 00:40:32 Morning, Lily. Hi. First of all, have you seen Harry Potter? Of course. Perfect. Okay. And have you seen The Grinch? Yes.
Starting point is 00:40:39 Okay, great. All right, Lily. That's a good start. What movie do you want to start with? I'm going to be strong with Harry Potter. Good. All right. Okay. great. All right, Lily, that's a good start. What movie do you want to start with? I'm going to be strong with Harry Potter. Good, okay. Solid. What quote do you think Brie is thinking of from Harry Potter?
Starting point is 00:40:52 These are all pre-recorded. We can't change our answer. Can you pick Brie's quote from Harry Potter? Okay. It's not Wingardium Leviosa. It's Wingardium Leviosa. That's a good impression, Lily. Very good. Let's Wingardium Leviosa. That's a good impression Lily of Hermione.
Starting point is 00:41:06 Let's see if you're right. Once I make my move you're free to check the king. It's Ron Weasley. That's a good impression of Ron Weasley Brie but uh, damn it, not the right quote Lily.
Starting point is 00:41:24 Another shot at Harry Potter, though. What's my Harry Potter quote? You're a wizard, Harry. Yeah, that would have been a good one to choose, wouldn't it? Let's see if it is. It takes a great deal
Starting point is 00:41:34 of bravery to stand up to your enemies but a great deal more to stand up to your friends. Ah, I've gone with Dumbledore. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:41:46 Come on, Lily. You've got one more movie. Let's move on to The Grinch. What quote do you think I've picked? Oh, these are not iconic quotes. No, I don't know. Okay, I'm going to follow in South Petty. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:42:02 Who is that for? Is that for Brie or is that for me? I'll go with Brie. Brie, okay. Let's that for? Is that for Brie or is that for me? Go with Brie. Brie, okay. Let's see if you're right. Four o'clock. Wallow in shell pity. You got it, Wallow.
Starting point is 00:42:14 I'm going to have to say, yeah, you got it. Yes. 50 bucks coming your way. Do you want to go for, do you want to see if you can get two correct? Do you want to guess my quote from The Grinch? Yeah, let's go, Wallow. Go on. What does Santa have that I haven't?
Starting point is 00:42:28 Ooh, you've got quite a good Jim Carrey Grinch impersonation, actually. Thanks for that. That means a lot. Thank you. Yeah, you're very welcome. Let's see if you're right. No one should be alone on Christmas. Just went straight up the middle with a Betty Lou Who quote there.
Starting point is 00:42:43 But that's okay. You got one, so you get the cash. Congratulations, Lily. Yay! Thank you. Now you listen to me, young lady. If anyone's got some movie ideas for us for next week, can you text them in to 9696?
Starting point is 00:42:55 Because we keep going, Incomand, Stepbrothers, Incomand, Stepbrothers. Quotable movies. We'd love to hear your thoughts on 9696. The Olympics in Tokyo start this Friday. This is a weird one. Technically, the opening ceremony is on Friday, but the Olympics start on Thursday.
Starting point is 00:43:11 Some of the events start before the opening ceremony. I think it's always like that. Yeah. They have to do it. The ones that need longer. They have to do it to fit everything in. Yeah, yeah. The rugby is starting on Thursday, I think.
Starting point is 00:43:22 Anyway, Friday, Olympics get underway, and the whole thing over there at the moment is COVID. Everything is COVID. COVID, COVID, COVID, COVID, COVID. Well, did you see, what's that super talented tennis player? She's like an up and comer, but she's got like a big following. Is it Coco? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:38 I think she has just pulled out because she's like, I've got COVID. Oh, far out. And obviously, you can't go anywhere for two weeks. Yeah. Some of the South African soccer team, like, I've got COVID. Oh, far out. And obviously you can't go anywhere for two weeks. Yeah. Some of the South African soccer team I think have got COVID. There's already COVID in the village. So the Japanese people are doing as much as they can, the organisers of the Olympics over there, to prevent it.
Starting point is 00:43:57 You're only allowed to check into the Olympic Village, I think it's five days before your event, and you have to leave the Olympic Village within 48 hours of competing. You're not allowed to stick around. You can't stay there and party. They probably don't have the free McDonald's in the village that they always have in there.
Starting point is 00:44:14 You get in, get out. There's another rumour about something they're doing to keep COVID out of the village, which is even weirder, and it's the beds. Because traditionally we hear these stories about Olympic athletes, it's quite a raunchy environment in the village.
Starting point is 00:44:28 Well, you imagine just, you know, super-fuelled athletic human beings who've had no time but to train. In peak physical condition. And put every minute of their life into going to the Olympics and then all of a sudden. Oh, hello. They have all this free time. So apparently they don't want you to do that.
Starting point is 00:44:45 They've removed the free contraception from the village. And the beds that the athletes are sleeping on this year are made of cardboard. The rumour is, the reason the beds are made of cardboard is that they are anti, how do I say this, indoor gardening beds and that if more than one person hops on the single cardboard bed,
Starting point is 00:45:08 the box will fold up. Yeah. They're made to hold a maximum of 200 kilos, which is actually quite a lot. When you think about it, some weightlifters, how are they going to sleep on that bed? Well, 200 kilos.
Starting point is 00:45:19 There's no one over 200 kilos sleeping on them. But two weightlifters, yeah, the box will fold up like you left the grocery box out in the rain. It would be so uncomfortable. I always think about this because obviously this is like one of the biggest moments in your life and you need a good night's sleep. Yes.
Starting point is 00:45:36 And then they give you a cardboard box to sleep on. But I mean, as long as you've got a good mattress, you'll be okay, won't you? I think it's kind of awesome because they have to put in so many beds and they're not going to get used again afterwards. So if it's cardboard, they can just be recycled. Anyway, the only way they're going to be anti indoor gardening beds is if the athletes don't figure out
Starting point is 00:45:54 how to do it standing up, you know? Well, have they not put showers in the village? Have they not? Or move to the floor. You know, there's a couple of options. I love the people organising this. They're like, you know how we get rid of this problem? We put cardboard beds in.
Starting point is 00:46:10 That'll stamp out the issue. And then another person in the committee goes, God, you're plain Jane, aren't you? Yeah. The athletes have cottoned on to this and they've started arriving in the village and a lot of them have begun testing the beds. Have a listen to this athlete seeing how his cardboard bed will hold up.
Starting point is 00:46:28 In today's episode of Fake News at the Olympic Games, the beds are meant to be anti-sex. They're made out of cardboard, yes, but apparently they're meant to break at any sudden movements. It's fake. Fake news! And that noise in the background? I can't believe he put that on Facebook. Yeah, right. The other person involved. I don't know. They didn't have much to say, yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:51 The bed. Brian Clint. A bit of a warning. This story could be distressing to some listeners. Mainly, probably listeners with an appendage. Because it's not the best story. It doesn't turn out very good. A male appendage? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:11 Right. A bored man. That's how they've described him in this article. A bored man. It always starts with a bored man. Stuck at home during the pandemic, was rushed to hospital after getting a padlock stuck around his member in a bizarre act gone wrong. No.
Starting point is 00:47:33 No. What are you doing? This article is one of the funniest things I've ever written. There's so many quotes from the guy's mum. Let me just give you a few. So he's a bachelor. He's 38 and he clamped the metal device around the base and it was there for two weeks.
Starting point is 00:47:59 Two weeks? After he left it. He couldn't find the key. He lost the key. Wouldn't that be the first thing? Look, I'm not saying that I'm planning on, you know, doing anything in this kind of realm, but if you were planning on putting a padlock there,
Starting point is 00:48:13 wouldn't the first thing that you would check would be, where's the key? Where's the key? Or is that the risk that makes it more fun, you know? That's not a fun risk. You get the key, you throw it into a field, and then you put the lock on, you're like, okay, now my challenge is to find the key before it falls off. That is not fun. That is not a fun risk. You get the key, you throw it into a field, and then you put the lock on. You're like, okay, now my challenge is to find the key
Starting point is 00:48:26 before it falls off. That is not fun. That is not fun. He tried unsuccessfully to remove the small lock. That's how it's described, the small lock. That was rude. They didn't have to put that bit in there. And so it was there for 14 days, and then it became infected,
Starting point is 00:48:42 and the pain was so unbearable that he called his mum and he said, I need help. The embarrassed man's mother who tried to help him called the emergency services and the fire brigade on July 16th. Apparently they turned up and they said, look, we thought we were going to be able to help you, but it's too swollen. It's too infected. You need to go to the hospital. And that's when he had to have an operation where they put a small piece of steel underneath the padlock and then they got the angle grinder. Can you imagine how terrifying that would be? I'd be like, knock me out. Can you put yourself in his mum's shoes for a second?
Starting point is 00:49:32 Are you flattered that your son chose you as the person to call in his hour of need? And you go, I have a really strong relationship with my son. Or are you disappointed in the child that you've raised who has a padlock stuck on their downstairs? Look, there's quite a lot of insight into the mother's um thoughts and opinions on this whole thing uh this is my favorite part of the article it says his mum told medics that her son did not have a girlfriend and was bored because he had been staying at home during the covid 19 pandemic he told me he told me he did this because he was bored and he likes putting things through a small hole. I was angry at him for embarrassing me like this
Starting point is 00:50:12 and I've told him not to do it again. Can you imagine? He's 38. That's something you've got to keep in mind here. He's 38. She's not disciplining her wayward 12-year-old who's finally figuring out how this thing works. It's a 38-year-old man.
Starting point is 00:50:26 I know. Yeah. It's so embarrassing. Can you imagine having to call your mum? I'd call anyone else. Anyone else. I'd call producer Anastasia first, I reckon. I would drive to the-
Starting point is 00:50:36 She'd be pretty good under pressure. She'd be like, all right, what do we do here? No, good point, actually. Anastasia, you get the call from Brie. She's put- Where would you even put the padlock? I don't know. Say she could.
Starting point is 00:50:49 She's got the padlock stuck on her thingy. Yeah. I don't have a thingy. We've got to do a more realistic thing. Okay, well, first things first. Pull out my phone. Yeah. Hit go live on Brie and Clint's Instagram.
Starting point is 00:51:03 And the rest is history. I've made a bad decision. I will never be calling you in an emergency. Just call yourself an ambulance. That's what you call it. And then you tell nobody. You never tell anybody. You go, why were you in hospital for a week?
Starting point is 00:51:14 And you go, I had COVID. That's it. Anyway, moral of the story, there could be lasting damage because it was so swollen and so infected. Hopefully there's not, but there definitely could be, doctors have said. But a good reminder not to just leave things because she'll be right. No, right.
Starting point is 00:51:34 Not always the case. Not always the case. They can make a movie about this. Lock, stock and one smoking barrel. Literally. Poor guy. Can you imagine? Poor guy.
Starting point is 00:51:44 Don't feel too sorry for him. He did this. Well, that's true. I want to know from people this morning obviously not when has this happened to you? Although we'll take those stories. Why did you get stuck on it? We will take those stories.
Starting point is 00:51:59 We want to know, have you had an injury to any part of your body or something's happened to you and you just thought, she'll be right, I'll leave it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then turns out it wasn't alright and you had to end up going to the hospital or a doctor. Maybe you didn't
Starting point is 00:52:16 know. Maybe you were walking around on a broken leg for three weeks before you went to the doctor and he's like, bro, this thing's broken. It's like superhuman. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, stories like that. 0800 dial ZM. How long did you leave it? You can text us on 9696 as well.
Starting point is 00:52:32 Talking about how long you left something, an injury where you thought, oh, she'll be right. Not that bad. You know what just made me think of? I, back in the day, used to come over to New Zealand when I was like 14 or 15 and play softball tournaments here. One time we were playing a tournament in the day used to come over to New Zealand when I was like 14 or 15 and play softball tournaments here. One time we were playing a tournament in the hut and our pitcher, her name was Chloe, shout out to her. She got a ball hit straight back at her and it hit her in the forearm.
Starting point is 00:52:57 Oh yeah. Anyway, she went off the field. She went, she got checked out. They were like, you're all good. Big bruise. Anyway, the next day she pitched three games and then her arms swelled up like a balloon. She went back. They re-X-rayed her and went, no, actually the arm is broken after pitching three games. Some people can do it, eh? Some people can just push on.
Starting point is 00:53:22 What a boss. Richie McCaw winning the Rugby World Cup with a broken foot. Insane. There's just some athletes where you go, got a job to do, get done and we'll deal with it afterwards. What's his name? Broke his jawbone, his eye socket bone in the grand final. Played for the Rabideaus.
Starting point is 00:53:38 Anyway, played the whole game. They were like, you know, you can lose your sight. He was like, she'll be right. I've only got sight for the trophy. Deal with it. Tony's here. Hi, Tony. Hi, Tony. I'm Mordena. Team, how, you can lose your sight. He was like, she'll be right. I've only got sight for the trophy. Deal with it. Tony's here. Hi, Tony. Hi, Tony.
Starting point is 00:53:48 I'm all in the team. How are you? How long did you leave it, Tony? Was it you? No, it wasn't. It was my son. He must have been about 15, always on motorbikes. So, you know, nothing unusual for him to fall off, feel a bit of pain.
Starting point is 00:54:00 I think it was about five days. And he's like, mum, I'm still not right. I think I need to go to the doctor. And I'm like, oh, you'll be right. You always do this. This is nothing unusual. I think about seven days later, went to the doctor. Doctor ordered us straight to the GP and my son come out in a wheelchair with a broken arm and a
Starting point is 00:54:14 broken leg. Oh my God. Oh, Tony. I was going to say, how did you feel as the mum who said, oh, she'll be right, harden up? Well, yeah, mother of the Year. Seriously. Oh, that's good.
Starting point is 00:54:30 Thanks, Tony. Let's talk to Sandra. What in the Sandra? Hi, Sandra. Hi. What did you leave for too long, Sandra? I had a fall and thought, she'll be right. Bit sore, but, you know, keep going.
Starting point is 00:54:44 And I recently have torn my shoulder and had to go for x-rays and ultrasound and scans and things. And they said, when did you break your collarbone? No way. I just shrugged my shoulders and she said, you do know you've done it, don't you? And I was like, hmm. A broken collarbone and you didn't know? She'll be right. Well, you feel it and it's got a lump on it, but, you know, hey.
Starting point is 00:55:10 Was there, Sandra, in this fall, was it alcohol induced? No, it wasn't actually. Because you know how sometimes when you're boozed, you can fall over and you can go, oh, I'm sweet, but you're not sweet, you just can't feel it. Can I just ask, Sandra, you said I had a fall. At what point in your life do you say I had a fall instead of I fell over? I fell over, yeah. I love that saying. Probably never. Yeah, it's an age thing. All right, that's good.
Starting point is 00:55:39 Well, glad you got a look then eventually, Sandra. Rosie's here. Hi, Rosie. Hi, Rosie. Hi, you guys. How are you going? Good, thanks. We heard you left it for quite some time. Yeah, yeah. So basically when I was 15, I was riding my horse and he took off on me going downhill. I fell off. I was a bit sore, as you are, after falling off a horse. Took some Panda Dogs.
Starting point is 00:55:57 My head was a bit sore. I didn't think anything of it. Yeah. Fast forward 11 years. I was riding cross country. Fell off going over a jump and I suspected I'd broken my ribs. Went to the doctor, they ordered some x-rays, and in the x-rays it showed, yes, I had broken ribs, but that I'd also broken my spine twice when I was 11, and it had fused in place.
Starting point is 00:56:17 Oh my God. So how long had you been living with a broken back and a fused spine? Yeah, 11 years. I mean, I constantly had back pain, but I just thought, oh, you know, it's getting old. Yeah, but everyone gets back pain. Yeah, but Rosie, what I'm hearing from you, it fused together. It healed itself. She'll be right.
Starting point is 00:56:37 Yeah, it healed itself, but it's, yeah, I have much less mobility now. No, all I hear is Rosie is super spying. It is perfectly fine now. Rosie's body fixes itself. She's like, whoop! Yeah, bang on the horse. Bree and Clint. We have some weird conversations early in the morning here.
Starting point is 00:56:56 But, you know, some really good, in-depth, important conversations as well. With the time we're getting here in the morning at the moment, which is 5am, you're having conversations that you would only have with your partner, like when you roll over, those real hazy kind of bed thoughts. Because we're only about 15 minutes out of bed at that stage. Yeah, they're my favourite type of conversations, I think.
Starting point is 00:57:17 And I said to you guys last week, one morning, I was like, what do you guys think is a hot food that tastes just as good the next day when it's cold? If not better, some of these foods as well. Like on par or if not better? I went to the default and I was like, oh yeah, everyone knows this one. I said KFC chicken. I was quite shocked by that.
Starting point is 00:57:40 You were shooketh by the idea of... Yeah, because I think I'm quite shook because I've never left a piece of KFC chicken to have the next day. So I'm like, how are you even trying this? These are the buckets. These are like if you get like a 30-piece. Yeah, right. And I'm not saying it was left out on the bench overnight.
Starting point is 00:57:57 Put it in the fridge. In the fridge. Obviously. All right. For safety reasons. I could try that one. But then straight out of the fridge, a piece of KFC chicken straight out of the fridge.
Starting point is 00:58:06 See, that one's quite unusual to me. It's like the 12th secret herb and spice, coldness. Well, there you go. I think there's a whole cuisine that comes under this category. Yeah. I think it's like the goat of the cuisines for the hot food to best be eaten cold. Yeah. And it's Italian.
Starting point is 00:58:26 You think pizza, amazing cold. Spaghetti, great cold. Risotto, great cold. Garlic bread, not so good. Not so good cold. But that's okay. That's just one thing. But that's an entree.
Starting point is 00:58:38 That's not candle. What else? What else? What else? What else? What else is it? A calzone, great cold. Anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can is it? A calzone? Great cold. Anything.
Starting point is 00:58:45 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can see it. Yeah, okay, the Italians. Meatballs, I love a pompete or a rissole cold. Does pasta really go good cold? Yeah, I ate it. Doesn't it all like stick together? Doesn't it kind of fuse into like one big pasta thing?
Starting point is 00:58:59 I ate it yesterday. It was the bow tie pasta. I'm not talking about the long. It depends what maybe type of pasta you're thinking of. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'll eat the long pasta cold as well. The fettuccine, if you let that go cold, you can kind of cut it into squares and have like,
Starting point is 00:59:14 it's like a fettuccine muesli bar. Here's a hack. If you have like a carbonara in the fridge and it's cold, cut it into a square, put it on a piece of bread, toasting machine. Oh, look out. We put this up on Instagram overnight as well. We said to you guys, what's better, cold than it is hot?
Starting point is 00:59:29 Anastasia, any good suggestions that have come through? There's quite a few ones like pasta, all the ones you've mentioned, pasta, fried chicken, fried rice, noodles, all that sort of stuff. But I've never, we do these all the time. I've never had this that the general result is all one answer. Like everyone is saying the same thing. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:50 What do you think? Do you guys have any suggestions? I always agree that Italian, yeah, I like the cheese and the way that the cheese and like the tomato sauce always like kind of make a layer. Wait, what is the one thing that everyone's saying? The one thing that everyone is saying is pizza. Pizza, pizza, pizza. I've never had this sort of result that it's every single person saying that.
Starting point is 01:00:08 Pizza is amazing. Life hack, now that I'm an air fryer guy, don't microwave your pizza. Put your pizza in the air fryer just for like four minutes. It's like brand new pizza. Pizza also goes good in the toasty machine if you need to reheat your pizza. Someone just texted through because we're talking about what are the best foods to eat. Oh, no, no. Someone goes ice cream.
Starting point is 01:00:33 Nah, I'll pay that joke. I will pay that in full. There's always one, though. Signed, sealed, delivered. Oh, yeah, it's a good time of the year because Love Island UK's back. I'm hooked. I'm in every night flicking on my neon and just tuning in for some Love Island action. Just zoning out for some...
Starting point is 01:00:55 Horrible, average, brainless TV, but I love it. I get it. I love it. It's like a form of meditation. Your brain just switches off and you're like, they're so good looking, but they're so dumb and I enjoy this so much. You don't really have to think too much and it's not like a crime drama so you're not going to have nightmares.
Starting point is 01:01:16 Well, you could. The most intense thing that happens is someone breaks up with someone. That is literally the most intense thing that can happen. Yeah, exactly. But I love the part of the show in the first episode where they introduce all the islanders to the audience and obviously a very awkward thing for those people where you get put in front of a camera
Starting point is 01:01:37 and you get told to just dish all of this information about yourself. But you've got to sell yourself too. Exactly. Because people are texting in to help you survive in this villa. So you've got to sell yourself too. Because people are texting in to help you survive in this villa. So you've got to sell yourself as the Love Island dream, right? And they're all the same. You say it's awkward. I think they
Starting point is 01:01:53 love it. They probably do. They enjoy this chance to talk about themselves. If you don't know what we're talking about, we've got an example here. I'm Shannon. I'm 22 and I used to be a guy model but now I'm an influencer. My topless days are gone. I don't really care what anyone thinks. I'm like when I'm out, I'm having fun. Anyone's opinions, I don't really care. I just have fun. She just has
Starting point is 01:02:18 fun. I just have fun. She just has fun. She used to be, get it clear by the way, she used to be an Instagram model and now she's an influencer. I thought she said she used to be, get it clear, by the way, she used to be an Instagram model and now she's an influencer. I thought she said she used to be a model and now she's an influencer. Well, it's the difference. Same thing. That's the difference. There's another one. There's another one.
Starting point is 01:02:34 I'm Brad. I'm 26 and I'm a labourer from Armbl. I've been single for two years, recently been in a long-term relationship. Describe myself as someone that's very honest, true to themselves. I'm a good laugh, good company to be around, a genuine nice lad. I describe myself as someone that's very honest, true to themselves. I'm a good laugh, good company to be around, a genuine nice lad.
Starting point is 01:02:50 And I love protein. Genuinely nice lad. I've got chicken breast for breakfast, I've got chicken breast for lunch and I've got two chicken breasts for dinner. You get the idea. This is an exclusive and it's crazy, but you actually auditioned for Love Island back in the day. How did you get your hands on this? This is like back in the day.
Starting point is 01:03:07 Who gave you this? Like, you know, five years ago or so. I wanted to be on the... Seven years ago before you were married. I wanted to be on the New Zealand Love Island. Right. Well, this must be for the New Zealand one. Love Island, Hamilton.
Starting point is 01:03:18 Because it was going to happen and then it didn't. So we've found your audition tape. Let's take a listen. How's it? I'm Clint. I'm fit. I'm flirty. And I'm just a pinch over 30.
Starting point is 01:03:34 The thing I'm looking forward to most about the Love Island Villa is the opportunity to pass some chicks on camera so my dad will see it and he'll stop calling me a virgin. I'm not a virgin, dad. I've had heaps of chicks. I'm ripped. I'm hot. I'm ripped.
Starting point is 01:03:51 And I love hair product. Let's party. Pretty good. Pretty good. Pretty accurate too. All honest, true statements. Which I mean, I feel like you held back. I feel like you held back a little bit in that.
Starting point is 01:04:06 I tried to understate myself a little bit. Yeah, you understated yourself, which is why we asked the TV network because we've got a good relationship with them. We want the uncut version of Clint. We want the version where Clint is just totally himself, where he's going a hundy pee. And, guys, we have that for you this morning. I knew this was a stitch-up.
Starting point is 01:04:26 No, no stitch-up. Bree visited me last night. She goes, I need you to write a love intro for yourself. We're all going to write one. You'll do yours. I'll do mine. This is the uncut version of the footage people also never heard. Yeah, g'day.
Starting point is 01:04:42 My name's Clinton Roberts. I'm 41, and I'm from Auckland, New Zealand. How do I impress a girl on a date? I pick her up in the Audi and I take her for a spin down the main street. They bloody love her. I'm super proud of my appearance. People say I've got tiny nipples and they're right, it's one of my best features. I'm a real open and honest type of bloke I've hooked up with at least 12 ladies minus seven so that would be
Starting point is 01:05:12 quick math about three three ladies or can't wait to get into the Love Island villa and get with a whole bunch of birds not really that's a lie but I can't wait to get out and my parents sleep out. I've been there for about 10 years, so it'll be good to live, you know, away from them. Rock on! You were in on this. You were in on this.
Starting point is 01:05:38 You're all dead to me. We don't know what you're talking about. You're all dead to me. We got given that from the TV network, your audition tape from seven years ago. If that went to the TV network, I would be on the goddamn show. Brianne Clint. I want to talk about disaster first dates for a minute.
Starting point is 01:05:54 Emily Hampshire is famous. You might not know the name, but if you've seen Schitt's Creek, she plays Stevie, who at the beginning of the show is the receptionist and by the end of the show, no spoilers, but she... No. Well, that was going to be a spoiler. She's Stevie. Stevie, you know Stevie.
Starting point is 01:06:11 If you know, you know. You know. If you watch the show, you know. She has admitted to bursting into tears on a first date. Oh, no. Yeah, she's been very honest here. She's 39 and she said she's recently divorced. And what do you do when you get divorced?
Starting point is 01:06:28 You try and get back on the horse, metaphorically. And physically. Sometimes you need to take some time, though, before you're ready to get back in the saddle, you know. Correct. But sometimes you don't think so. You should take some time for yourself. Some things you think.
Starting point is 01:06:40 The best thing that's going to cure this is another rodeo. You've got to walk before you can ride, you know. So she's recently divorced. She decides everyone's on Tinder these days. I'm going to cure this is another rodeo. You've got to walk before you can ride. So she's recently divorced. She decides everyone's on Tinder these days. I'm going to jump on Tinder. And it'd be an interesting phenomena for her because I imagine she was married through the Tinder period and maybe she's never been on there.
Starting point is 01:06:57 Maybe she doesn't know how the whole thing works. She probably doesn't. She said, I jumped on Tinder, started swiping. I see this guy who didn't have a tiger in his profile picture and I thought, oh yeah, he looks normal then. Did he have a fish? No, it doesn't seem like it. Gay perfect?
Starting point is 01:07:13 He looks clean, employable and not a serial killer. So I thought that ticks all the boxes. Check, check, check. I'll swipe yes and she ends up going on a date with this guy on Tinder. All good. Sounds good so far. It's just a date. In the lead up to the date, she gets anxious.
Starting point is 01:07:27 She gets nervous. She's stressed. She's worried about the whole situation because it's a whole thing, right? She's, like we said, putting herself back out there after being married. And she arrives at the date and basically the guy just says,
Starting point is 01:07:40 how's your day been? And she bursts into tears and she starts sobbing in front of this guy who she's never met before and she's on a first date with. Can you imagine if you were the guy on the date, you'd be like, oh, my God, not again. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:07:56 You'd just be like, oh, no. But don't you as the guy have an opportunity to handle it really well? Of course you do. But also very awkward, though. You've never met this person in real life. She said he handled it like a boss. Oh, that's cool. At one point when she was crying, some
Starting point is 01:08:11 snot blew out of her nose. And he just laughed and gave her a hug. She said. And when he hugged me, he was wearing a clean white t-shirt. I left an imprint of the Joker face with my makeup and my snot on his white t-shirt. Was there a second date? That's what I need to know.
Starting point is 01:08:28 She said that there wasn't a second date but they've stayed in touch and now they're really good friends. Oh, that's good. But the romance was gone. I don't know for her but the romance was gone for her maybe. Yeah. Well, maybe not. Maybe, you know, sometimes that brings people
Starting point is 01:08:43 closer together. I remember I went on a first date with this guy that I'd met on Plenty of Fish. That's how long ago it was, back in the day. Website? Plenty of Fish. It's a dating app. It was an app, not just a website. No, it's an app. All right.
Starting point is 01:08:56 Same as Tinder or Bumble. And talked to the guy for like a couple of weeks, like on and off. Plenty of Fish was the one that Lady Gaga was promoting, eh? Was it? I think so, maybe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, he messages me that we've organised to go on a date and we've picked, you know, this place or whatever.
Starting point is 01:09:12 Anyway, no joke, probably it was like an hour and a bit before the date, he messages me and says, hey, you wouldn't mind picking me up, would you? Oh, yeah. And I went, okay. Yeah. That's fine. Yeah. Anyway, he sends me the address would you? Oh, yeah. And I went, okay. Yeah. That's fine. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:26 Anyway, he sends me the address and I was like, all right, this is a bit strange. I get in my car, put it into my maps. It's an hour and 20 minutes away from me. Are you kidding? No joke. Where were you living? So I was living in Brisbane.
Starting point is 01:09:41 He was pretty much in Redcliffe for people who know the area. And I was like this has got to be a joke and no, that's where he said he lived in Brisbane but he was in Redcliffe. That's the equivalent of living in Manukau and then someone texting saying hey can you put me up for a date? I live in Hamilton.
Starting point is 01:09:58 You know? Needless to say it didn't go very well after that. Did you pick him up? I did because I'm not going to cancel on someone at the last minute. Anyway, I picked him up. By the time I'd driven in an hour and a half there, I was over it. Did you have to drive him home again? Yes.
Starting point is 01:10:12 And he had heaps of drinks, didn't he? So we got quite drunk. But me, who had to sober drive, had to drive this. Did he invite you in? Yes. I said no. Yeah, right. Not really in the mood after that.
Starting point is 01:10:23 Not really. No, I need to go fuel up my car after the three hour round trip. I'm two thirds of the way through this audio book now. I think I'm just going to drive home and finish it. Horrible. Let's talk about disaster first dates. Have you had one like that? Did you have to drive an hour and a half out of your way to pick them up?
Starting point is 01:10:37 Did you burst into tears? Did you, I don't know, did you have an attack of explosive diarrhoea? Did you, yeah, get the gastros? 0800 dials at M. Oh, 800-DARLS-AT-HEM. You can text us on 9696. We can obviously keep you anonymous in this conversation if you need to. Disaster first dates. Come on, tell your story.
Starting point is 01:10:54 We'd love to hear it. Bree and Clint. I want to hear about your disastrous first dates. The lady who plays Stevie on Schitt's Creek has said she burst into tears on her first Tinder date. She was fresh out of a divorce. She shouldn't have been back out there. It was too soon.
Starting point is 01:11:08 Too soon. And she's owned it. She's gone, you know, cried like a baby on the date. He handled it like a gentleman, but the relationship went no further. So we want to know this morning about your disastrous first date. God, there's lots of text coming through on this. I shared my story about this guy that made me drive an hour and a half to pick him up.
Starting point is 01:11:26 Then we went to the place. He got drunk and I had to drop him home. Someone texted through and they said, oh, my God, Brie, the exact same thing happened to me. Worst date ever. I waited until he fell asleep. Then I snuck out and ghosted him. After still getting messages six months later, I finally blocked him.
Starting point is 01:11:44 Should we get back in touch with him and ask for a reimbursement of gas money? Yeah, right, some mileage. Can I ask, you drove an hour and a half to pick this guy up. Yeah. Where was the date after that? Did you decide to just have a date that was local to his place? Well, it wasn't super local.
Starting point is 01:11:57 Or did you drive back into town? Back into town, because where he lived, there wasn't really much. So you were in the car for six hours. By the time you drove to him, picked him up, went to the date, dropped him home and then drove home again. Yeah, nearly. Actually, now that you say
Starting point is 01:12:12 that, a long time driving. Yeah. That's taking the piss. We want to know about disastrous first dates and Victoria has called up. Good morning, Victoria. Hi, Victoria. Morning. What happened, mate? What was the disaster situation? So we went
Starting point is 01:12:28 on our first day to quite a nice restaurant and everything was normal. I was eating the food and I dislocated my jaw during the dinner. No. And I was drooling everywhere and he had to take me to the emergency room. Has your jaw ever
Starting point is 01:12:44 popped out before, Victoria, or was this the first time? It has, but not in a situation like that. What were you eating? A burger. Oh, yeah, well, that makes sense. That'll do it, yeah. I sometimes unhook my jaw to get a burger in. Like a snake.
Starting point is 01:12:59 Yeah. So embarrassing. Is it safe to ask what the situations are where your jaw usually dislocates? No, you're not allowed to ask that. I didn't ask it. I asked if it was safe to ask it. Be a gentleman. Victoria, did anything happen after that?
Starting point is 01:13:14 Are you still dating? No, we're still friends, but I think it definitely killed the vibe a little bit. Well, he knows that you're a bit of a hazard. Absolutely. He's like, next date we go on, we'll just have drinks, you know, just liquid dates from here on out. No burgers. This person wants to remain anonymous. Good morning, Anonymous.
Starting point is 01:13:33 Hi, Anonymous. Good morning, how are you? Good, thank you. What was the disaster first date? Oh, I'm a bit of a tinder queen, I'm afraid. I always had a first date with a guy met at a local cafe, keep it public, I'm afraid. I went on a first date with a guy, met at a local cafe, keep it public, keep it safe. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:13:48 Sort of sat down, had a minute, sort of couple of talk, and I thought, oh, I'm not quite sure how he is. Went up to sort of order the coffees, and I thought, great, he's being a gentleman, he's going to buy the coffee.
Starting point is 01:13:59 As he stood up, he leant into me, sniffed my hair, and told me he loved me. Oh. Oh, red flag. Horrendous. Oh, red flag, red flag. What? Red flag, red flag. Red flag. And how do you escape when he's sort of walking up to, you know,
Starting point is 01:14:13 order the coffee and I sort of sat there in disbelief? That's not a red flag. That's a red blanket. Massive red flag. Yeah. So how did you escape? Sort of politely finish the conversation and used work as an excuse to leave. Can you imagine if you were like one sniff for the road?
Starting point is 01:14:31 Yeah, no, thank you. But it's been a good story to tell since and Tinder's been successful because I've now married a guy. Yeah, good. It's all worked out. Anonymous, in your opinion, which date is, and you're the Tinder queen, which date is appropriate for a hair sniff?
Starting point is 01:14:44 Is that date three? Probably, no, maybe two, maybe three you're the Tinder Queen, which date is appropriate for a hair sniff? Is that date three? Probably, maybe two, maybe three. No, anonymous, no. And what base is hair sniffing? Is that third base? No, that is not appropriate. That's a good third base. That's third base, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's very creepy. You've got to be willing to kiss a few frogs.
Starting point is 01:15:00 If someone sniffed my hair on the second or third date, I'd be like, what are you doing? Really? Yes. Yeah, certainly within five minutes. Let me come and do it to you. Anonymous, I'm going to do it to Clint and see if I can pull it off.
Starting point is 01:15:14 You ready? You watch this. Wait, wait, wait. What date are we on? We're on our third date. So this is our third date. Anonymous, can you be the waiter here? Absolutely.
Starting point is 01:15:24 Yeah, hi, welcome. How can I help you? Oh, good. We're just here on our third date. Anonymous, can you be the waiter here? Absolutely. Yeah, hi, welcome. How can I help you? Oh, good. We're just here on our third date. Oh, how exciting. Let me grab you some coffee. Okay, thank you very much. Thanks so much. Brie, you look wonderful. You look nice. Thanks for meeting me again. It's good to see you. I love
Starting point is 01:15:40 the smell of coffee. You know what else I love the smell of? What's that? Ah! Ah, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck. Okay, I get it now. Your hair. I get it, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, especially when it's right next to the ear.
Starting point is 01:15:51 It just kind of adds that little bit of, you know, yeah. Yeah, right. Do you use head and shoulders? No, no, no. Yeah. I'm actually a Redken man,
Starting point is 01:16:01 if I'm honest. I use Redken too. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday I use Redken too. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, Birthday Banger.
Starting point is 01:16:12 We do this every afternoon on our show at about 5.30, but we have been doing it every morning as well where we take your birthdays and we figure out what was the number one track on your 16th birthday. Great way to start the day. It is a good way because then we play our favourite one in full. Renee's going to go first. Morning, Renee. Hi, Renee. Morning. How's your Tuesday going? Not too bad. Not too bad. That's good. Let's see if we can kick it off even more. What's your birthday? 11th of October, 1984.
Starting point is 01:16:39 Right. You were 16 in the year 2000 on the 11th of October, and the Millennium bought us this number one hit. So good. Funk MCs, freestyler. What do you think, Renee? Not too bad. Not too bad. You can see yourself breakdancing to that one this morning. Okay, wait there.
Starting point is 01:17:06 Let's get Pam on. Morning, Pam. G'day, Pam. Hi. How's your Tuesday? Yeah, it's great. It's my birthday tomorrow, so I'm off on a trip to Clinton's hometown, actually. Oh, no way.
Starting point is 01:17:17 Are you going to Rotorua? We are off to Rotorua, yeah. What are you going to do? You've got to do the luge. Yes, that's the first thing. My kids are really excited about that. Stuff the luge. Get on the Zorb balls.
Starting point is 01:17:29 They actually want us to do that. Yeah, you should. I recommend. Nice. Okay, what's your birthday? We know your birthday. What year was it? 1983.
Starting point is 01:17:39 All right, Pam. You were 16 in 1999 on the 21st of July. And here's your birthday banger. Five. Yes, Pam. Yes. Do you like it for your birthday banger, Pam? Yeah, I do.
Starting point is 01:18:02 I'm torn. I like both of those ones. Yeah, they're both pretty good. Good soundtrack for the roadie to Rotorua. Let's get Mike on. Morning, Mike. G I'm torn though. I like both of those ones. Yeah, they're both pretty good. Good soundtrack for the roadie to Rotorua. Let's get Mike on. Morning, Mike. G'day, Mike. Hey, how's it going?
Starting point is 01:18:11 Good, thanks. What's your birthday, Mike? 13th of December, 1990. All right, you were 16 in 2006 on the 13th of December. And in 2006, this had a number one hit. This comes up so much, this song. It does, doesn't it? She had a big run with B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Starting point is 01:18:33 and then this and then... Rich Girl? Rich Girl. Yeah. You get Gwen Stefani when she went solo. That's Wind It Up. Do you like it, Mike? Yeah, it's good.
Starting point is 01:18:43 It's good? Okay, cool. Love it. Cool. Gwen Stefani. wind it up. Do you like it, Mike? Yeah, it's good. That's good? Okay, cool. Love it. Cool. No offence to Mike, for me it's between the Bomb Funk MCs and Five. Me too. I like them both for different reasons.
Starting point is 01:18:56 I can't go past the vibe of If You're Gettin' Down. That's what I'm voting for, Five. If you're gettin' down, baby. I wanna know, baby. It's so close.. If you're getting down, baby. I want it now, baby. Oh, it's so close. It's so close. I think you're right.
Starting point is 01:19:08 I think that's... Yeah, okay. Are you sure? No, I'm not sure at all. Well, don't throw it to producer Anastasia if you vote for bomb funk MCs because I'm pretty sure she'll vote Gwen Stefani. We're not going to a split vote then. We're going to go to five.
Starting point is 01:19:25 That means, Pam, you've won birthday banger. Congratulations. Oh, woohoo. That's awesome. Thank you. Happy birthday for tomorrow, Pam. Have a good day. Thanks.
Starting point is 01:19:33 No worries. Thank you. Brian Clint. Yes. Yeah, Pam. Mishko. Here's your birthday banger. ZM.
Starting point is 01:19:45 ZM, Brian Clint. The winner of birthday banger this morning is five. And if you're getting down. That's a good birthday banger. That was a good choice. I love that the lyrics are, if you're getting down, baby, I want it now, baby. Move it all around, baby. I want it now, baby.
Starting point is 01:20:02 They rhymed baby four times. Ben's brought up the music video as well in the studio. I'll eat it up. Yeah. I'll eat up that boy band stuff. They are very good looking boy bands. I feel like Five were, I'm going to say, one of the hottest boy bands. Five are hotter than the Backstreet Boys.
Starting point is 01:20:20 Like all of them collectively. Yeah, yeah. Very, a bit of me. There's no duds, eh? No, they're all hot. There's no duds eh No they're all hot There's no duds in five And they've got Cute English accents
Starting point is 01:20:28 Yeah Dee McCarthy Speaking of cute English accents He's on the show with us Next our Hollywood correspondent Adele's got a new boyfriend I know Exciting for Adele isn't it
Starting point is 01:20:39 She has to get a new boyfriend In anticipation of the next album Gotcha So she goes out with him While this album is out And then break up with him That's how it works So she can write the next album. So she goes out with him while this album is out and then break up with him. That's how it works. So she can write the next album.
Starting point is 01:20:48 It's a vicious cycle, but man, we get good songs out of it. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the show. Our first morning guest, Brie. Welcome back to the show. It's Benny. We kick it off with a great first morning guest. Benny comes in, she goes, what time did you guys go to bed last night?
Starting point is 01:21:06 Oh my God. Do we look that tired? You guys look beautiful. Thanks. Can I ask, because how old are you now? 21. 21. When you were a kid,
Starting point is 01:21:15 do you remember what was your last bedtime that you had? And how old were you? Shoot, I don't know. That means you never had one. I don't think I really had one. I don't remember my last bedtime. You don't?. That means you never had one. I don't think I really had one. I don't remember my last bedtime. You don't? Also, when my parents were doing stuff and I had a babysitter,
Starting point is 01:21:30 I'd stay up until they came. Yes. Right. I went to boarding school. Do you want to know what time they made? What boarding school did you go to? Oh, one in Brisbane, back home in Queensland. She told us.
Starting point is 01:21:39 You were Aussie. I thought you had an Aussie accent. I thought you had an Aussie accent. You're buzzy, man. You're such a buzzy. What's your bedtime now? I don't have a bedtime. Oh!
Starting point is 01:21:50 Yeah, what an adult. Yeah! Nice! Oh, my God, that sounded so lame. No, but for real, I'll, like, be sitting in front of, like, my screen until 12 o'clock accidentally or, like, maybe even one sometimes. Benny, can you look directly at the camera and say, I don't have a bedtime? I don't have a bedtime?
Starting point is 01:22:05 I don't have a bedtime. No, and now you put those glasses on where it's like, da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da. Hey, there's new music, which is a little bit of an exclusive and we're kind of lucky to have listened to this this morning. Yeah, we've already heard it. It brings back a lot of memories because this was such a massive tune. But you've redone the iconic Somebody That I Used To Know.
Starting point is 01:22:33 Now you're just somebody that I used to know. The most played song of 2000 and... From New Zealand's very own Kimbra. 2010. Goat's year. Was it 2010? 11 Is this song 10 years old?
Starting point is 01:22:47 It was 10 years ago That's what I found out I was 10 You were 10 years old? 11 Ish I'm gonna go home now Okay so this is done
Starting point is 01:22:57 As a collab with Amazon And you can only get it On Amazon Music right? Can we play it now though? Yeah we can play it We're gonna play it This is a hashtag exclusive. Exclusive, literally.
Starting point is 01:23:08 Get your tickets for the show. Benny, good to see you this morning. Thanks for coming in. Thanks for coming in. And I don't even need your love You treat me like a Brain ZM's Brand Clint On Insta Facebook
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