ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 20th June 2022

Episode Date: June 20, 2022

Tom Hanks would rather be a tradie. What was an instant turnoff for you? Clint borrowed Dai Henwood's DVDs and just found them in the clean out. Bree shared a wee in the grass with her dog. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Okay, here we go. Well, hello, it's me, Rita Ora. I'm back. This is not the podcast. This is the podcast. Well, hello, guys. It's me, Rita Ora. I'm in New Zealand because Taika Waititi brought me over. You just said New Zealand. That's how I talk. I'm Cockney. Hi, everybody. I've got a Cockney accent.

All right, Cockney. Take a break. Have a seat. Relax. Hi, everybody. I've got a Cockney accent. All right, Cockney. Take a break. Have a seat. Relax. Have a pint. No, not a Guinness. I'd love a Guinness because I'm Cockney. That's how they serve Guinness. That's how they serve it.

Yeah. What? Okay. I think she's gone. Hi, everybody. Much smaller team today, but normal size team for us. Only 16 people today. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Producer Anastasia, Producer Claude. Kia ora. Hello 16 people today. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Producer Anastasia, Producer Claude. Kia ora. Hello. Kia ora. Producer Donks has gone down as a close COVID contact. Yeah. I probably shouldn't say that. Preston Heath.

Allegedly. Allegedly. No, he doesn't have COVID. Yeah, I know. Yeah. My dad has COVID. Oh, is it confirmed? Yeah, confirmed.

Oh my God. He'll hate that. He'll hate sitting still. Yeah, apparently he's real angry. Yeah, He'll hate that He'll hate He'll hate sitting still Yeah apparently he's real angry Yeah he'll be grumpy guts Because he's isolated and he can't work Anyway Typical Queensland farmer

He'd had it for like three days And he just He doesn't go anywhere He literally just goes out into the paddock But He thought he had a slight cold and then his brother got a positive result and he'd been with his brother. So he's like, oh, I might take a COVID test.

He goes, oh, I got the bloody COVID. Well, good that he got a mild one because if he got the full whack, he would have known about it. The full whack. My dad is like one of the most relentless people I've ever met. I watched it. He had bronchitis, I remember, one time and just kept working. Yeah.

Fuck. The opposite of the normal man flu where it's like one symptom. Yeah. That's funny. Nothing will stop him. When he got two knee replacements, he would literally go out into the paddock in a wheelchair. At the same time, two? Yeah, two at the same time too he had two at the same time yeah he's also had a shoulder replacement and now he's about to go in for a hip replacement is he like 80 robot now he can't go through airports he can't fly anymore

you did something this weekend that we need to ask you about oh yes what did you do you would not believe this guys but hold on need to figure it out. So when was the Christmas party where we had it at Vaughan Smith's house? Two Christmases ago. Christmas 2020. That's my first year, 2020. So how many years ago would that be? 2.5. Two and a half years ago.

Oh, 1.5. Oh, one and a half years ago. Well, you'd be happy to know that. Do you remember what I got as my secret Santa gift? You got a voucher for Micah. I used that voucher yesterday, guys. What? I used a voucher.

I don't believe it. That's bloody exciting. You'll get to know on this show, Claude, I hate vouchers. You just want cash. I just want the cash money, baby. I'll keep that in mind. The person who gave Bree the voucher was unaware how much she hated vouchers. You just want cash. I just want the cash money, baby. I'll keep that in mind. The person who gave Bree the voucher was unaware how much she hated vouchers. She received it in Secret Santa and she's halfway through opening it and she goes,

this better not be a goddamn voucher. I was a little bit drunk. And then she opened it and it was a voucher and she instantly realised what she'd done. And she goes, except this voucher. That's my favourite. I love this voucher. That's my favourite. I love this voucher. I love it. Thanks.

I felt so bad. It was literally in front of, like, because everyone sits in a circle to open up their Secret Santa presents. It was very awkward. What did you buy?

It's Mika, right? I bought that powder that I've been waiting for for two months. Translucent? Yeah, translucent powder. Laura Mercier.

Oh. Looks great, by the way. I haven't got it yet. Yeah. And also, bro, it's translucent. You can't see it. Well, you can't see it, but I can because I know what I'm looking for. He's up close.

No, but it's the connoisseur. Yeah. Remember that time you said to me, you don't even wear makeup. Yeah, translucent, baby. That is a compliment. I got real fucked off at baby. That is a compliment. And I got real fucked off at it. That was a compliment.

Nah. Because your makeup is so flawless. Not a compliment to a woman. The key to good makeup is not look like you're wearing any. Don't say to a woman, are you wearing any makeup? I feel like... Don't say that. Claude and I, are you... Oh, actually, I don't want to get myself in this hole.

You not a makeup girl? I don't wear a lot of makeup. Because I'm the... I think we're the same, but... I'm like a tiny bit. Yeah, I fill in my eyebrows. Your both, yeah. I? I don't wear a lot of makeup. Because I'm the, I think we're the same, but yeah, I fill in my eyebrows but that's all I do. I cover my little eye bags

because I'm just permanently tired but besides that. Yeah. Like I don't wear a lot of makeup but I put effort in every day because I'm also

older than you ladies. Well, so you're in the video all the time. Well, that voucher was very timely then, wasn't it?

What's that? The voucher. Yeah, a year and a half ago. Anyway, I thought you guys would be proud. We are, and now we know what to get you for Christmas. Don't you dare. The point is I used a voucher for something that I actually really wanted.

We'll get you a voucher that expires within six months to put some time pressure on it. I like that. I've got like five present cards that I haven't used. I'll have them. I'll't used. I'll have them. I'll take them. We'll have them. We'll share them. Everybody's offered to deal with those for you.

Yeah. You know, some of them now, I don't even know how much money's on them. We'll still have them. It's okay. We'll figure it out. I really am liking this initiative that you're taking. Let's do Prezi card roulette.

We'll put them on a board and then we'll spin the wheel. Some of them are probably still good. Some of them will be expired. Some of them won't have any money on them. And whatever you get, you have to keep. I'm in. Do I have to keep this one? Wait, this doesn't work out well for me.

It's only got $25 free dollars on it. This isn't good for me. Why did I come up with this game? I was so confused by that. I was like, when am I going to have to give something? Enjoy the podcast, everybody. Bye. Oh, my God.

Well, howdy, pilgrims. Bree and Clint. Time is it. Three, two, one. It is Bree and Clint. Kia ora, everybody. Happy Monday. Welcome to the show.

It's Bree and Clint. No, Clint. Happy Monday for a four-day week, baby. Oh yeah, how good. Yeah. I literally, because you know on Sunday night everyone would have this feeling where you're like, oh, I don't really want to go back to work. It's a Monday. I've got a full week. And I had the thought, Friday is a day off and it just made everything better.

For Matariki. And can I just say, I mean I don't like to get political on this show. I don't want to influence anybody's vote but David Seymour wants to cancel Matariki. I'll just say that. I know he was great on Dancing with the Stars. It's just I've heard some things. I think he wants to cancel Matariki. Well he ain't got my vote then.

Don't you dare give us a public holiday and then take it away. I don't know how many ACT supporters actually listen to ZM I think we're fairly safe um okay

today on the show what are we looking at Bree um we've got a trip to give away we went down and rode the luge

there last week yeah how cool is all the new tracks that they've got it's state of the art it's amazing yeah Skyline Skyrides

it's a lot they've got lights they've got loop-de-loops. There's tunnels. It's awesome. We'll tell you about that in the show. Also, we're going to play Guess the Voice to win some free KFC before 5 o'clock. That's right. Let's play Tradie vs. Ladies. Scores are 54 to the Tradies, 40 to the Ladies. We're playing for $50 cash

thanks to KFC. Our lady's 34 and she's from Morrinsville. She likes a bottle of red wine. A whole bottle of red wine. Welcome to the show, Libby. Libby, are we talking Pinot Noir? Maybe. What was that, a Shiraz?

Yeah. Oh, you're going the full body red in the Shiraz. Yeah, higher the percentage, the better. Okay, all right. You're not here to mess around, Lib and I appreciate you. Jason Sherez. Okay, let's meet our tradie. He's 32. He's from Ruakaka and he's skilled on the

diggers. He's a digger operator. Welcome to the show Sean. G'day Sean. Hey, how are ya? Good thanks. Sean question for ya. Do you ever operate those mini bobcats? I do. I do. I've operated all. Can I just tell you from a lady, Sean?

Hot. Yo. Can you do that thing where you make the bobcat go up on two wheels and then spin around? No, no. Not that skilled on the bobcats. Maybe the other machines. Yeah, right. Okay. Well, something to aspire to. Sean, your buzzer is tradie.

Libby, yours is lady. First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks from KFC. Good luck to both of you. Yeah, right. Okay, well, something to aspire to. Sean, your buzzer is tradie. Libby, yours is lady. First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks from KFC. Good luck to both of you. Here we go, guys. Question number one. The Crusaders are super rugby champions again.

How many times have they won the title? Is it 10, 11, or 12 times? Lady. Yes, Libby's in. Libby. 12. 12.

No. Sean, youby's in. Libby. 12. No. Sean, you want to guess? 11. 11 is the correct amount. 11 titles. Yeah, they're unstoppable. That is crazy. They're unbeatable.

Good for them, eh? Question number two, one to the tradies. If I was using an epilator, what would I be doing? Lady. Yes, Libby. Like removing hair. That is spot on the money and damn is it painful.

I was going to say, removing hair in the most painful looking way I've ever seen. It was before laser hair removal was invented. But anyway, we digress. Sean knows he's a big epilator. Hey, Sean.

You do your bikini line, don't you? How bad's the Gooch area, Sean? Gotta keep it clean. Yeah, gotta. I like that, Sean. Question number three. One to the ladies, one to the tradies. The Kardashian season finale aired last week.

Which sister was part of a major cheating scandal on that episode? Ladies. Yes, Libby. Khloe. was part of a major cheating scandal on that episode. Lady. Yes, Libby. Chloe. It was Chloe for the millionth time she was cheated on by Tristan Thompson. And he's got another woman pregnant. So he couldn't get out of this one, Clint. You knew that one, eh, Sean?

You just couldn't get it on time? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I thought I got it on time. We just know that you would have had that one, Sean. Question number four, though. You need this one here to stop Libby. Buzz in, guys, when you can tell me who sings this song. Sean.

Is it Kylie Minogue? Yes. It is Kylie Minogue. Tie break. We're on. God. She was just so far-reaching. Kylie.

Because of those gold hot pants. Oh, everybody wanted a bit of Kylie. All right, guys. Remember that song was on The Simpsons as well. That's right. In the gay bar. Massive. Question number five.

I mean, accurate. Here we go, guys. This is for the win. You ready? Question number five. Rav 4, Corolla, and Yaris are models of which make of car? Lady. Lady.

That was a dead hate. That was a dead hate. That was an absolute... Are we going to have to go to another question? Yeah, we're going to have to burn that question. Sorry, because you both buzzed in at exactly the same time. We couldn't set you apart. And I know that you both knew the answer, so it's not fair.

We'll go to another one. All right, here we go. Question number six. This is for the win. What is eight times eight? Twenty. Oh! These guys are

inseparable. We'll go to one more question if you buzz in at the same time again. We'll rock paper scissors off as to who gets it. I like Sean's train of thought. Here we go. Question seven. Hopefully we can set you apart in this one. What is

hotter? The sun or a volcano? Lady. Yes, we got a clear one there. Libby, what's the answer? What was the answer? The sun. She's done it. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh,

she's a lady The closest game Yeah In tradie versus lady We've ever had, hands down Well done, Libby There's 50 bucks cash coming your way Thanks to KFC Thank you

I needed to get the steps up for the girls Yeah, good stuff The ZM Podcast Network Tom Hanks is in the new Elvis movie And because of that He's doing a lot of interviews at the moment And people love Tom Hanks He's the new Elvis movie and because of that he's doing a lot of interviews at the moment and people love Tom Hanks he's universally loved

he's the goat, he's played every bloody character under the sun he would make a great president if he would run into that country, he's got real father of the nation vibes well he has said in an interview that sometimes he wishes he had a different career than the one that he has, which is acting

obviously, he said if he had his time again he kind of wishes he had a different career than the one that he has, which is acting, obviously. He said if he had his time again, he kind of wishes he did this particular thing. Well, he's got experience now in a lot of different areas. Yep. A pilot, a ship captain. Yeah.

He could be the, you know, in the army. Yeah. He could be, oh, he could live on a deserted island. Yeah, he ran that shrimp restaurant. I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is. He could do anything. Okay, so Tom Hanks, currently worth $400 million from acting, has said sometimes he wishes he was a tradie.

Really? He said, I think I would be better off and I would make a better contribution to humanity if I'd done something practical like laying bricks, fixing cars, working on heating or air conditioning. He wants a blue collar job. He wants to get his hands dirty. I feel like that'd be quite common for famous people.

You reckon? At some point just be like, I just wish I worked at a cafe. You know, so much easier. So what I've asked for is a You know, it's so much easier. So what I've asked for is a panel of New Zealand's finest tradespeople to come on and say, if you had the choice, would you rather have your job... Or $400 million. Or $400 million and Tom Hanks' job.

Jeremy's here first. G'day, Jezza. G'day, Jeremy. Hey, mate. How are you? What's your trade, first of all? A builder. You're a builder.

Okay, so if you could switch roles, would you stick being a chippy or would you trade it all in for Tom Hanks' lifestyle? Probably Tom Hanks, to be honest. I mean, $400 million is pretty nice, Jeremy. Yeah. $400 million, that'll do me. Yeah.

Well, wait, wait, wait, wait. Do you get your own private trailer With make-up and catering on your building sites? Hopefully Hey Jeremy, I want to ask a tradie What would be the one trade You would just never want to do? Plumber

Plumber, okay I understand that Okay, thank you Jeremy Let's go to James, g'day James Hello James What's your trade, James understand that. Okay, thank you, Jeremy. Let's go to James. G'day, James. Hello, James. Hiya. What's your trade, James? HVAC, ventilation.

Ventilation. Okay, that's one of the ones that Tom Hanks has said he wishes he did. He said he wishes he worked with heating or air conditioning. Do you have to crawl into the roof for that, James? Yep, you do. And in summer, it can be the worst thing. But at the same time, you feel good. You feel like you've worked your butt off at the end of the day

so yeah and I think that's what he's getting at right he's saying he wishes he could just do something with his hands and then at the end of the day

step back and go I achieved something if you had the choice would you rather get paid hundreds of millions of dollars to be a Hollywood actor or would you stick with your trade

probably look at the Tom Hanks side of things but but but you know try be you know creative with it you know probably look at the Tom Hanks side of things. But, you know, try to be, you know, creative with it. Help the people who help you along the way. Yeah. You know, just don't just have all that money there because you're not going to spend all that in your lifetime.

No, you're not. You can't take it with you. He could hire an apprentice. You're right, actually. Okay, James, that's two for the Tom Hanks lifestyle. Kieran, finally. G'day, Kieran. Hello, Kieran. How you doing? Good, thank you.

What do you do? What's your trade? Cowboy slash builder. Okay. Wait, cowboy? What do you mean? What do you mean by cowboy? Bit of a cowboy builder. He's not registered. Oh. Right. Okay, Kieran, you've got the opportunity now. Tom Hanks will come and do your job,

and you'll go and do Tom Hanks' job, but you have to agree to it. Which job are you choosing? No, I'm doing my job, you know. That castaway gig didn't look very good, you know. Having to lose all that weight and all the stress. No food, no food on that island. Probably actually having to film on an island for a while,

and I don't know. I like a pie at Smoko. Yeah, Tom Hanks definitely couldn't have pies when he was getting ready for certain roles. Can you imagine Tom Hanks lines it up with Kieran and he goes, right, we're going to switch lives. And then Tom Hanks gets to Kieran's job and he goes, he's not even accredited.

What am I meant to do with this, Kieran? This guy's a cowboy. Oh, he's a cowboy builder. Well, there you go. Perspective, I guess. Brian Clint. All right, listen up. I feel like I've got some information, Clint, that is going to be very interesting to a

lot of people, especially you, someone who I've heard whinge over the last, I want to say two years at least, about how bad his hangovers have gotten. Oh, Christ. I barely even drink anymore. They're so bad. I barely have fun anymore because I'm too scared of the day after. But I feel like we need to mention you have two young children that you need to look after.

Totally. On top of feeling like crap. That's the main issue. I can't parent on a hangover. So the responsible thing to do is to choose the kids over the hangover. Or organise a babysitter.

It would be important to say, I mean, with the Paddy Gower doco-ed last week, don't have to drink to have fun. No, you don't. But they quite often go hands in hand. It makes it a lot of fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm definitely avoiding that part of the fun these days for fear of the hangover. Yeah. Look, I feel

like as I'm getting older, I can't back it up like I used to. And I remember in my early 20s, I'd back it up three nights in a row. Oh, four nights at R&B, less gold. Yeah. Now I need a fortnight to recover from one Saturday night. Anyway, there's a study that's been done.

This is what I'm getting to. There's a study that's been done which talks about what is the exact year where they reckon it really goes downhill in terms of really bad hangovers. When you change from being a party animal to being a sad 30-something. Sad human. Well, I assume it's 30-something. Well, you don't know. I reckon I know what the age is.

Okay. I reckon it's 31. 31, you think? I reckon the universe gives you 30 as like a farewell to your 20s and then after that it's like, wham, this is your life now. This is what life is like. Welcome to the real world. A survey was done where they asked 2,000 people age 18 to 65

pretty much when they think their hangovers got increasingly worse. Right? Yeah. The year that they say it's all downhill, your 34th birthday. Oh, is that what it is? 34th birthday. They said it's downhill for hangovers from there. Well, I'm 35, so that makes sense for me.

I don't remember 34. There were a lot of babies involved. But what's your excuse then? You haven't hit 34 yet. No, I haven't. And you're suffering. You're just explaining to me you need a fortnight to recover. Yeah, I've always been an early bloomer though, always.

I've got a little bit more information. Okay. So you say that you're 35 now. It says the age the respondents felt their hangovers really started to sting was 34, whilst the following year, which is you, was found to be the one where hangovers start to last at least two days. Yeah, 100%. It's getting worse.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they say. Surely it doesn't get any longer than that. And then they say it's not till the age of 37 when people finally start to acknowledge that they can't. Really? Cut it like they used to. People don't face up to the realities of it

until 37. Wow. There's a bit of science involved. Nah, grow up. If you're really dragging the chain, you gotta 37, mate. I'm still gonna be throwing it down at least once every three months when I'm 37. Time for the latest.

I found this fascinating. Bree and Clint Time for the latest From iHeartRadio This is The Latest Live from LA With Dean McCarthy I found this fascinating Dean There are rumours About who will be hosting

The Emmys this year Yeah this is really interesting Okay here's the thing There are two very strong stories And they are completely contradicting One story is that Chris Rock And Dwayne Johnson Dwayne Johnson,

Dwayne Johnson, The Rock. Yeah. I just realised they're all Rock. They have been asked to host any. One story I keep hearing in Hollywood is that Chris Rock is going to do it. He is so hot right now. His profile is absolutely enormous,

especially in the hosting world. But then the other story I keep hearing, even on Vanity, I just saw a moment ago, was they are definitely not hosting the Emmys. We don't actually know who's hosting the Emmys yet. I know some of the presenters. One of my friends is actually presenting an award this year,

which is very exciting for him. But I was like, I've already texted him. Don't worry, I've already texted him. Name drop. He doesn't know either. I didn't even drop his name. I didn't even drop his name. And, yeah, so will he?

I think Chris Rock would be a great choice, but it might be an uncomfortable kind of like reminder. I don't know. It's great for press, great for talkability. It might not be the most. I've heard they'll have one of those screen guards like some taxi cabs have in New York, you know, around Chris Rock.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just for Will Smith. Just for safety. Chris Rock's looking for an opportunity to share his story and to tell what happened through his jokes. The Emmys would be a great place to do it, right? Great place. It would be a fantastic place.

It feels like to me, look, and I do not condone what Will Smith did, but has Chris Rock kind of benefited From that whole thing Absolutely Yes but he's allowed to Oh no of course he is Yeah I'm just saying Yep

Has he come out on top He's definitely come out on top Yeah he did Yeah So would you take a fat slap To the face If it meant that you got to host The um

I don't know The New Zealand Music Awards Next year Bree Oh Absolutely Absolutely I've done worse for less Worse for my face And the latest Awards next year, Bree? Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. I've done worse for less.

Worse for my life. And the latest with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. Let me ask you, would this be an instant turn off for you? Okay. So a woman has said that she was casually dating a guy for about two and a half months. Okay. So it was pretty new, pretty fresh. Yeah, okay, yep.

And anyway, he invited her over to his house and said, look, I'm going to cook you an amazing meal. Make sure you come hungry because I'm going to, you know. He was ready to take it to the next level. I'm cooking you a really nice meal. He's like, tonight's the night. We make love till the end. Oh, I don't know about that.

You can assume. To quote True Bloss. You can assume that. But anyway, he said, look, yeah, don't have a big lunch. Anyway, so she said she had breakfast, didn't have lunch because she was preparing for a big meal. Right. Okay. She took it literally.

Yeah. She rocks up at his house. Femished. He's in the kitchen cooking up a storm. Yeah. She could see he was cooking steak. He was cooking potatoes. There was corn.

There was eggs he was frying up. Jesus, they're doing a pub lunch for her. It looked like a big meal. Okay. Right? Anyway, so he was like, sit down. I'll bring over dinner. Just relax and whatever.

Yeah. Anyway, so he's cooking up a big storm. He's going back and forth between the kitchen. And finally, he brings out their dinner. Yeah. Anyway, so he's cooking up a big storm. He's going back and forth between the kitchen. And finally, he brings out their dinner. Right. And he puts it down in front of her. Yeah. And it's a homemade pizza.

Oh, okay. And she, like, she was like, oh, she had food intolerances, which he knew about. Like gluten or something? I think it was, I think it's to like something in red sauces and there's red sauce on pizza. Oh, okay. And she was kind of like, oh, that's awesome. I can't really eat that though because of my intolerances. What happened to the steak and the eggs and everything?

Yeah. And he goes, oh, no, the steak and eggs and potatoes and corn, that's for my two dogs. Oh. I was cooking that for the dogs. Oh, okay. Yep, right, fine. And so she got annoyed and said, you told me you were, you know,

cooking up a big meal. Yeah. And I've come over here. And you fed the dogs better than me. Yes, that was her point. Okay. So I understand that. And the issue that he's dealing with here is... She's jealous.

No, she's... She's jealous of the dogs. No, she's hangry. He said to her, don't have a big lunch. So she's skipped lunch. She hasn't had any afternoon tea. She's like, this guy is going to lay it on tonight. He's going to whine and dine.

I don't want to be bloated. If we're going to whine and dine. I don't want to be bloated. If we're going to get freaky deaky, I don't want to be totally sedated. I want enough room for my steak and eggs. Yeah, so she showed up and then he's come out with pizza, which is totally fine, except she can't frigging eat it. And you know that feeling when you're past the point of hungry, you are hangry, and then your food gets screwed up. It's like if you order your Uber Eats too late and it takes 45 minutes,

an hour to arrive. By that stage, you're no longer excited about your food. You're fuming. You're pissed off. Where's my goddamn food? It's a very – Because she can't even eat that. No, she can't eat it.

She can't eat it. So she couldn't eat the pizza. So it's not even like if it was like the answer to her hangriness. It's not because she can't eat it. Would it turn you off if you were dating someone and they treated their dogs better than they treated you? Is the question. Well, yeah.

I find it quite an endearing quality when someone looks you know, looks after their animals really well. I mean, looking after them really well and there's crazy. Those are two very separate things though. There's looking after your animals and then there's neglecting your guest because your dogs need to have steak, egg and chips. True. And you've obviously, it slipped your mind

that she couldn't have the red sauce. So he's done the classic dating mistake of over-promising and under-delivering. Flip it, bro. Flip it. God, if I had... Always under-promise and over-deliver. If I had a coin for every time that happened to me on a date.

Exactly right. Exactly right. That's where you've got to set the expectations nice and low from the start. So when you do get there, whether it's food or body parts, you just- No, I was talking about me. I'm the one over-promising and under-delivering. Oh, okay, right.

Normally it was my part. Drop the bar. And that way, no matter what happens, they'll go, oh my God, this is so much better than I expected. I was thinking we could go to an all-you-can-eat buffet. Oh, I mean, no, that'd be good for me. No, that's good. No, that'd be a really good idea, actually.

Anyway, she said this night for her was an instant turn-off, and she's cut him off. She's made that decision hungry, though, so she might come around. Once she has a couple of Tim Tams and a sausage, she'll feel better. Yeah, give her a Snickers. Yeah. How do you feel now? Much better. Yeah, give her a Snickers. Yeah. How do you feel now? Much better.

Actually, I love you. I thought we could ask this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, was there something they did where you were just like instant turn off? Right. You know, it could have been early in the relationship. Yeah. Or it could have been late in the relationship. I know what you mean.

It's generally early in the relationship. It's early. These are the late in the relationship. No, I know what you mean. It's generally early in the relationship. It's early. These are the things that happened early. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you go to a social event with them and they did a shooie? You know? You're like, I love this guy. He gets me.

We're so in tune. And then one of his boys is like, Graham, do a shooie. And he's like, hell you, bro. Can't say no to a shooie. And you're like, I don't think you will father my children I think I've changed my mind did you go to the supermarket and they thought

it'd be real funny to hop up onto the escalator thing and they go round and round at the bottom it's kind of like a it's very similar to the ick

isn't it yeah but the ick's a different thing yeah like the ick can be't it? Yeah, but the ick's a different thing. Yeah. Like, the ick can be caused by something real, you know, basic.

Yeah, and I think the ick also is something that they do. This instant turn-off could be something that they just did once. Like the story you just told about the woman who was invited over for a date and he cooked a great meal for his dogs and served her pizza. And she couldn't eat it because she had allergies,

which he knew about. So she was instantly turned off. And we're asking you guys on 0800DIALZM, what was the instant turn off? Katie's here. Kia ora, Katie. Hi, Katie. Hi, how are you guys?

Good, thanks. Hit us with it. What was the instant turn off? He got a tattoo for me in Bali after two weeks of knowing me. No, Katie! He got a tattoo for you after two weeks? Yeah. Please tell me it wasn't your name.

Was it your name? No, it was the distance to the moon and back. That's what he wrote. No, so I think it was like 811, 392. Oh, a number of kilometres to the moon and back. I'm cringing for you, Katie. Were you in Bali with him when he got the tattoo? No. No, so he went

away on, like, a boys' trip or something and got a tattoo for you after two weeks? Yeah. Holy goo-a-carmily, Katie. Katie, tell me, how did he show it to you? He sent me a picture on Facebook and I was just in shock because we had met on Tinder.

Oh, no. Wow, that is coming in too hot. Did the relationship last much longer than that? No. So you didn't get a tattoo for him? No. She did not love him to the moon and back, it turned out. Oh, I don't know what I would do in that situation.

What about this text? Someone said, we're talking instant turn offs. This guy I was seeing would never pash me. I only ever received closed mouth kisses. Weird. I kept seeing him for a few months but just found it weird especially during sexy time. Can you imagine just getting pecked

all the time like a little baby bird? Yeah, that's strange. Someone else said, instant turn off for me, green track pants in public. Oh, come on. Green track pants in public.

You do that, don't you? No, I don't. You're a grey sweat pant man, I bet. No, I'm way too messy for grey. No, no, black, black, black, black, black. I want to know if it's the greenness or the track pantness that turned you off, you know? I think it's the combo. Right, okay, black, black, black, black, black. I want to know if it's the greenness or the track pantness that turned you off. You know? I think it's the combo.

Right. Okay, that's a particular one. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi. What's the instant, what are we saying, turn off for you? Well, after like a week of dating, we'd only like hung out like twice maybe.

He said he loved me through text. Oh, no. Through text. He dropped the album for the first time after a week via text. Yes. Right. And then. What did you say?

Did he poke you when you didn't reply? Like on Facebook? Well, I like, I was awkward. I don't even remember what I said. But like I awkwardly like stayed with him for like another month. Well, because you felt bad or you liked him and you wanted to see where it was going to go. Because I felt bad. You felt bad.

Oh, not a man. So what did you say back to the I love you text? I actually just don't remember. Yeah, right. You blocked it out. You sent a funny meme back. You're like, lol, check out this TikTok. How about this text?

Instant turn off. We went to a nice burger place with many burger options. He ordered a bacon burger without the bacon because he didn't like bacon. Wow. He said, what kind of monster doesn't like bacon? That's crazy. Someone else said, went on a date and she was wearing a Toy Story 3 t-shirt. How embarrassing when you're in a Flash restaurant.

See, there's a clash of... What? Clash of... Are you in the wrong... Generation? No. Yeah, I don't know what that is. Depends.

It literally... Income brackets. It depends what restaurant. And it also depends, maybe she was rocking that shirt with a cool blazer and you know nice slacks or something. Maybe that was it. We don't know. My favourite one that's come in in the instant turn offs category is the person who texted

us and said she smelt like my grandma. That would do it. That would do it. Yeah that'll do it. You don't want to smell grandma in the bedroom. No. In the process of moving house at the moment and oh my, what a baller. I hate nothing more than moving house. I hate moving house.

It's almost worth never moving house ever, just so you don't have to go through the pain of moving house. I think I hate moving house more than I hate eggplant, and that's a lot. You find things when you're moving house that you forgot that you owned. Yeah. Or didn't own, actually. I found something that belongs to

a much-loved New Zealand comedian, Dai Henwood, in my house. Pardon me? And he joined us on the phone now. Hi, Dai. G'day, Dai. Hi, Clint. How are you? Yes, I think you did, eh? Because I came off stage last night and someone had slid into my DMs

with a couple of pictures. And I thought, oh, this is going to get spicy. But it was, you've got a symptom of mine that I barely remember giving you. So I borrowed this item or these items off you in 2009 when you and I worked together. 2009, I was a baby. On a radio show called Saturday Live.

And I just want to know, do you want your three DVDs back? Arj Barker Live, Robin Williams Live on Broadway, and the Umbilical Brothers Speed Mouse. All great DVDs. Live at the Sydney Opera House. Yeah. Hey, there are three cracking DVDs that I think I may have robbed a radio station prize cupboard by the sounds of those DVDs. Well, I'll probably take the Billicle Brothers and the Robin Williams one back, but then I just realised I don't even have a DVD player.

I used to have a DVD that plugged into my computer. I don't even know where that is. Not even the Xbox has got a DVD on it. No, that's the problem with it. Mate, your car would have TV state-of-the-art inside it, wouldn't it? Oh, absolutely. I don't even have a steering wheel. I've got one of those ones where you just sit in it and watch a movie

and then find out you haven't gone anywhere. Dice Car has YouTube. I remember when I got these DVDs off you, it was because I was real fresh. I was real junior and I said to you, look, you know about comedy. Could I borrow some DVDs that you

think are funny from your collection? Wait, were you wanting to get into stand-up comedy? Well, I was kind of feeling everything out. I was trying to learn as much as I could at that stage. And so can I just ask, what is it about the combo of Arj Barker, Robin Williams and the Umbilical Brothers that you think makes a successful comedian, Diane? Well, see, the thing is,

you wanted to have a bit of knowledge there. You've got three very different styles. You've got Arj Barker that's very laconic, really well written and structured jokes. Then you've got Robin Williams who's just like a loose firecracker, hooning around the stage, a lot of free association, a lot of improv stuff. Then you've got the Umbilical Brothers that are sort of more physical, sketch type comedians who just have a whole different vibe

and showing you can still make people laugh when it's not just talking. And in fact, I could see you topless in an umbilical brother sketch, to be honest. Yeah, get free the nips, the tiny nips. You know what I'm annoyed at, though, Di? I'm really pissed off at this because a couple of years ago,

about four years ago when Clint and I first met, he asked to borrow some of my porno DVDs and he's not offering them back to me, mate. Oh no, you wouldn't want to. They have been thoroughly scratched. You're not getting them back, okay? I actually traded

those with die for these DVDs. I want my DVDs back, die. Give them back, die. Okay, well I'll get these DVDs here. I want my DVDs back, die. If you want your porters back, you've got to go to die. Give them back, die. I'll get these DVDs back to you and I reckon the interest on them for what, 13 years of having your DVDs in my house. I probably owe you the DVD

player as well, don't I? Late fees. There we go. Well, that's the only way I'm going to watch them. They might actually work better hanging up off your ranch slider at your new house to keep the birds from flying. Let's start him with everybody. Bree and Clint.

We were just talking about super tampons. Just for, you know, complete transparency. And Clint decided to make the joke. I said something, something, something, super tampon. He goes, what do you mean, super tampon? What would their power be? I imagined a superhero called Super Tampon. You know what their power would be?

Absorbency, surely. Quick and efficient absorbency. Yeah, right. And they would end, they would have a surfboard and they would ride a crimson wave to like wherever they were going. He's available for all kinds of... Hey, who said it was a he? Oh, very, very good point.

I think it might be a she. They, them are available for any situation. Spill a cup of tea? Super tampon. Blood nose? Super tampon. I need a big nostril for that one. Millennials do TikTok.

How can we do that song for Friday Okie this week? That is a great song. She's killing it. We were so good at it just then. Hey, welcome. It's Masariki this Friday.

Yeah, we'll do it on Thursday. When there's a will, there's a way. Don't think you're getting out of Friday Okie. Nah, I think Friday is the only day. It's Friday Okie after all.

This is Guess the Voice where we play celebrity voices and we race to guess who they are as quickly as possible. We'll play in teams and if you win you get 50 KFC chicken dollars. G'day Dale. Hello Dale. Hey, how's it going?

Good. Thank you. Whose team do you want to be on this afternoon? I'll go with Clint. Right, me and you Dale. That means Tessa, you're on Team Uterus. Let's do this thing, girl. What does that make Dale and I? Team scrotum.

Team scrotum. All right. Tessa and Dale, you guys sit out the first round. Bree and I will go first. Producer Anastasia is going to run the game. Hi, Anastasia. Hi, Staj. Oh, sorry.

I forgot to turn my mic on. Lol. This week we have got a theme. It's comedian. I love how in the years and years that we've had producers in that booth, none of them can get that mic quite right. It's not the most essential part of the job. Yeah, turning on a microphone.

Okay, comedians, here comes the first one, yeah? Yep, let's hear comedian number one. I didn't even have to lie to get out of... Oh, I don't know who that is. That's my doppelganger, Ricky Gervais. Wait, uh,

yes, that's correct. I don't know if he's your doppelganger, but yeah. You know what I mean? Like, christenings and funerals and weddings, they're all cancelled.

Like a lot younger version of Ricky Gervais, but I can see it. Yeah. Yeah. We have similarities. Tessa and Dale, you guys are up.

You're going to have to buzz in with your names, okay? Oh, okay. Come on, Tessa, you got it. Yeah. We have similarities. Okay. Tessa and Dale, you guys are up. You're going to have to buzz in with your names, okay? Oh, okay. Come on, Tessa. You got it. You guys got this one? Let's see. Comedian number two. That I have named my son Gene Atell Fisher. Genital Fisher.

I know this one. Tessa. Yes, Tessa. What do you reckon? Amy Schumer. She's done it. Tessa. Thatessa Amy Schumer She's done it Tessa Saving the day That was GC from you One to Team Scrotum One to Team Uterus

It's all tied up Okay let's Let's keep this game rolling Shouldn't have said that Yeah Team Uterus Or Team Scrotum I'm trying to run

A clean show here guys Sorry Anastasia Alright Hey let's Let's let the comedians do their jobs. This is a pretty easy one, so you're going to need to be hot on your buzzers, Brie and Clint. Let's hear comedian number three.

Jada, I love you. Brie. Chris Rock. She's done it. G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it. All right. Let's go ovaries. He's got a scrotum, though.

That was meant to be a point for Dale and I. Tessa, you could take it here, mate. Oh, God. You've got it. You've got it. Dale, you keep us in the game here, and I'll come through in the clutch and win it for you on the last one, okay?

Okay, sweet. A wee hint here. This is a favourite New Zealand comedian of mine, so let's see comedian number four. When that machine starts singing at you, you take it out and you put it in another machine, and you push that button, and when that one starts singing, you take it.

Tessa's in. What do you reckon, Tessa? Ursula. Ursula. She's done it. And you put it on the couch for six weeks. Go team uterus. Unmistakably, Ursula Carlson.

Well done, Tessa. There's 50 KFC chicken dollars coming to you. You know why we won then? Tessa, you know why we won then? No, no. Thank you. Tessa, you know why we won then? Because we've got uteruses. And we synced up, baby. That's why.

I'll leave the jokes to the comedians. Hit the ads, Clint. Clint, let's go to the ads. I just want to get that clip where Tessa's like, go all the uteruses. Put it on our show intro if we can. Over the weekend, on Friday, my dog Whitney Houston went in to get spayed.

Yes. She was getting fixed, and it's quite a big operation for girl dogs where they have to be put on an anaesthetic. They have a full operation but in the long run it's better for them. Does she have to wear the cone of shame? She does. She's got the cone of shame.

And on Friday night I got home from work and she was really out of it. She was really drowsy and she couldn't really move that much and I was really worried about her because I've never seen her like that. So obviously I've went into dog mum mode and I was looking after her. So we had all these instructions

from the vet where she has to take painkillers and she's on antibiotics and we have to carry her everywhere. Especially when she's still under and we have to carry her everywhere. Oh, yeah. Especially when she's still, you know, under the effects of the drugs. She can't jump up on the couch or anything, eh? No. So this is the key.

She can't jump up on anything. They didn't want her really doing that much movement. Yeah. But you can't tell her that. No. So this is the issue. You can't go, all right, Whitney Houston, the dog, I need you to take it easy for a couple of days. No moving.

Yeah, yeah. And look, she's a terrier, so she's very active. Yeah. So she was very out of it. And we went to bed that night and I've put her into her crate and I've put her to bed. She's got the cone on and everything was all good. Mm-hmm.

I hear some murmurs because I've moved her crate into our room just to keep an eye on her. Yeah. And I heard some murmurs and some, you know, a little bit of movement at around five in the morning where she was, you know, yelping a little bit where she was like, Blake, get up. Yeah. Let me out of here.

She's in your room. She's in my room. Yeah. And I thought, oh, she needs to go out for a wee. Yeah. Like she's kind of come to and she's like, I need to do a wee. So I've grabbed Whitney out of the crate and it's five in the morning. I've got no shoes on, my pyjamas, and I've walked out into our front deck.

And she can't walk down the stairs at this point because like she's just had surgery. And so I've picked her up and I've carried her down the stairs onto the grass. Anyway, I've let her go and she's walking around the yard. And it's five in the morning. It's pitch black. And I was like, come on, Whitney, like, are you going to do a wee?

Do your thing, yeah. And she looked like she was going to do a wee, but she was a little bit out of it. And at this point I realised that I really also needed to do a wee. Oh was a little bit out of it and at this point I realised that I really also needed to do a wee. Oh okay yeah. Right? Yeah. So this was the dilemma I found myself in Clint where my dog is in the yard and she's trying to do a wee and I'm now busting for a wee because I've just kind of woken up. Yeah. And I need to keep an eye on her because she can't run up the stairs. Right.

She's not allowed to. Right? Yeah. I see what you're getting at. So it gets to the point where I'm like, Whitney, hurry up and do a wee. I'm going to wet myself. Yeah. And then there was a decision that I had to make, Clint.

Did you pop a squat in your own front yard? I had to do a wee in my front yard on Saturday morning. And at that point, I'd like pull my pants down. I was doing it. It was a low point for me, but I'd rather that than wet myself. And I'm weeing in my front yard. What time are we talking? Five in the morning.

Okay, yeah. Lucky we've got a big hedge. So I'm weeing in the front yard. I thought you had that thing lasered off. Oh, you mean at the section. Oh, sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then as I'm weeing, Whitney is weeing.

Yeah. But her wee's shorter than my wee, so she finishes weeing and at that point she starts running towards me and running towards the stairs, which she can't go up. Oh, no, and you're midstream. So I'm midstream. So can you just picture me midstream? Oh, this is an exercise in pelvic floor strength.

I'm literally crab walking as I'm weeing, trying to hold my dog off from going up the stairs. At that point, I'm like, okay, this is just ridiculous. And I've grabbed her and everything was all good. Have you stopped peeing by the stage? I stopped weeing. I finished my wee. She's done her wee.

And I've come back inside and my mum's staying with us at this point. And my mum had gotten up because she'd heard and the lights were on. She goes, what were you doing out in the front lawn? And I said, oh, Whitney just needed to go for a wee. And she was like, she definitely saw. Yeah. You know? Also, aren't you trying to grow grass at the moment in your front yard?

There's going to be a big dead patch. I know dog pee kills the grass. I'm really interested to see what woman pee does to it. Well, I'd had about six beers on Friday night, so it's not going to be good. Anyway. Hey, good work. Now you know what it's like to be a guy.

Pee wherever you want. You know? Go for the cold. And I felt like, you know, my house is really my house now for some reason. Yeah, you've marked your territory. I've really marked that territory. Look, not my proudest moment, but you've got to do the things you've got to do for your loved ones.

Whatever helps you get through it. I thought we could ask this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, tell us when you just had to go when you had to go. Oh, yeah. When was it? It could have been maybe on a car trip. Yeah. It might have been on a night out and all the toilets

were taken. Might have been on a contiki bus and they just wouldn't stop. That was you wasn't it? No. Oh okay just checking. I was thinking girls having to do it in a bottle but. It seems like such a big deal for a lady to do it. It's real weird eh. Whereas I just realised

while we were playing those songs, I peed in my garden on the weekend. Yeah. But it's not that big a deal. Not the same. It wasn't for fun. Both of my daughters were having a bath and my wife was watching them and we have a very small bathroom. It just wasn't quite right for me to go in there and do a big thundery stand-up man wee into the toilet.

Yeah. So I went in the garden but it's not that big a deal, is it? See, we have to get like half naked. Yeah. You know? And you have to lower yourself down. And you lower into a vulnerable position, and it's not ideal. So I imagine most of these calls are going to be from the women. Let's start with Nicola. Hi, Nicola.

Hi, Nicola. Hi. Hi, Ethan. Guys, how are you? Good, thank you, mate. When did you just have to go? It's about half past six in the morning. I've been at the gym, so I'd drunk a couple of litres

of water and I'd came to work on the night away and there'd been a crash and we were stuck for three hours not moving. No trees, nowhere where I could go. It was like a car park and I had to go to get a blanket, get basically like a cup

and try and pee in the front seat of my car with the truck driver next to me quite clearly knowing what was going on. No! No, Nicola! He had a bird's eye view of what was going on. It was not my best moment. No.

Oh, yeah, absolutely. Did you put the blanket up in the window so he couldn't see? No, I put a blanket underneath me in case I overflowed. To keep your car seat dry. Oh, Nicola. Nicola's like, she goes, I don't know how many leaders I've got in me,

but just in case. This caller wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. Toilet emergency. Tell us about it. Yeah, so I'm in a flat of five,

and I've got one of those toilets or bathrooms where the toilet is in with the shower. Oh, yeah. Okay, and how many toilets in the flat of five? How many toilets? Just the one. Just the one. We all have the share. Oh, yeah. Okay. And how many toilets in the flat of five? How many toilets? Just the one. Just the one. We all have to share.

Just one. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So the flatmate was showering. I'd just woken up. I was absolutely busting. And so I had no choice but pee in a cup that was in my room and tip it out the window.

Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You had no other choice? Yeah. Well, I could have gone in the backyard, but the neighbors might have seen me, so I just had to stick it in my room. Was the flatmate who was in the shower, was it a girl or a boy? Oh, I think it was one of the boys.

Oh, okay. I was going to say, could you just go in and say, I won't look, but I've got to pee, I've got to pee. Yeah, nah. Anonymous. I've got one main question for you in this whole story Yeah What happened to the cup?

Oh it might have come back at the disc She avoids that cup now too but every once in a while there's a cup of tea she's like I'll have this cup and you have this one And when she's having a fight with one of the flatmates she's like hey Sandra you having a cup of tea. She's like, I'll have this cup and you have this one. And when she's having a fight with one of the flatmates, she's like, hey, Sandra, you want a cup of tea? I'll make it for you. Thank you, Anonymous. Another Anonymous caller. Hi, how are you going? Hi, Anonymous. Hi, guys. Tell us when you were busting and you

just had to go. So I was down in Rotorua walking on the trails. I was heavily pregnant and I had really bad morning sickness. And so I was like, oh, I'll just start off, you know, beyond the trees, you know, so no one could hear me yacking. And I puked so hard that I pissed myself. Oh, anonymous. It came out both ends. It came out both ends. My poor partner had to run five, ten minutes to go get me some toilet paper because I was so ashamed and I had to walk all the way back.

Oh, mate, nothing to be ashamed at there. No way. If anyone looked at you funny. That's fully fine. Yeah, if anyone looked at you funny, just go, what are you looking at? My water's broken. Exactly. Out of my way.

I mean, if you had to poo yourself, I maybe would have Judged you a little bit But you know I think you're good to go Mate that's fine Shout out to the plumber Who texted us and said I was busting When I was laying

Under a house So I just went While I was lying there That's a weird I mean achievable For men That wouldn't be good For the ladies

It's still your workspace For the rest of the day You know Bree and Clint It's my birthday It's know. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger.

All right, let's get you something that's going to get you home on a Monday. This is where we take your birthdays and we figure out what was the song that was number one on your 16th and then we'll play our favourite one out of the three. We'll start with Melissa. Kia ora, Melissa. Hi, Mel. Hi. How was your weekend?

Good. How was yours? Yeah, good, thanks, Mel. Hi. How was your weekend? Good. How was yours? Yeah, good, thanks, Mel, besides peeing in my front yard. It was quite lovely. Mel, what's your birthday, mate? I have 1993. Have you got that written down? I do have it written down.

You were 16 in 2009, Mel. And on the 17th of July, this was at the top of the charts. Is that what you need at 5.30 on a Monday? I think so. Yeah. What a banger, Mel. Cascader. Or for some people, Cascada. Cascada, yeah. You're not at schooliesanger, Mel. Cascader. Or, for some people, Cascada.

Cascada, yeah. You're not at schoolies now, mate. Cascada. All right, that's a good one. Wait there, Melissa, that's a good one. Let's go to Ray. Kia ora, Ray. G'day, Ray. Hey, guys, how's it going?

There he is. Mate, how are you, Ray? I'm awesome. I'm fantastically sitting in traffic. Well, this will hopefully kill some time. What's your birthday, Ray? Oh, I'm awesome. I'm fantastically sitting in traffic. Oh. Well, this will hopefully kill some time. What's your birthday, Ray? 3rd of May, 85.

Right. That means you were 16 in 2001. And, Ray, picture this, your 16th birthday, and this was hitting the number one spot. Come, come, my lady. You're my butterfly. Sugar, baby. Come, my lady. You're my pretty baby. Oh, spot. Oh. Early millennium banger.

Crazy Town. Crazy Town. That's a great song, yeah. You remember that, Ray? That's awesome. That's a bit of you, eh? Oh, fantastic. Yeah, okay.

That was a huge song. Wait there, Ray. One more for Danielle. Kia ora, Danielle. Hi, Danielle. Hi, how huge song. Wait there, Ray. One more for Danielle. Kia ora, Danielle. Hi, Danielle. Hey, how's it going? Good, mate. How are you?

Good, thank you. Got some stiff competition with those songs. I know. Those are two really strong songs to start us off. I have a feeling in my waters you're going to have a good one too, but let's find out. What's your birthday? The 18th of September, 1985.

Right, that means you were 16 also in 2001. But on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Huge banger, Danielle. I mean, Danielle, did you love yourself some blue? Of course. I'm sorry to mention that. Not literally. Yeah, what she said.

I mean, we've talked a lot about Breeze Waters this afternoon, but they were right on this occasion, weren't they? They were right on this occasion. I'm really stumped. Me too. For me, it's between blue and crazy town. I'm going to remove Cascada from the conversation for me personally. And I'm going to remove Cascada from the conversation for me personally. And I'm going to go with Crazy Town

Butterfly. Evacuate the dance floor, Cascada all day. I had a feeling that would be the case. It's a Monday that's an upbeat song. Split vote for our first split decision. We're going to go to new producer Claude. Producer Claude gets to pick so you get a choice of all three

songs. All three are up for all three songs whatever you would like and whatever you say is final what's the winner of birthday banger this afternoon I'm thinking it has to be

Butterfly Crazy Town there it is that means Ray you've taken out birthday banger for a Monday oh yeah

that's how I want it that's the one yeah give it to me Ray yeah love a slightly awkward phone delay Brinkley here's your birthday Oh, yeah, that's how I want it. That's the one. Yeah, give it to me, Ray, yeah. Love a slightly awkward phone delay. Brian Clint, here's your birthday banger, ZM. ZM, Brian Clint, Cat Burns, that's go.

Guys, don't know if you've seen, but in the cryptocurrency world, Bitcoin is bombing. Yeah, it's going down like a lead balloon, isn't it? Yeah, what did you say earlier today? It's the lowest it's been since December 2020. Correct. And, you know, it's a great time to buy, in my opinion. As someone who enjoys a flutter, what I see in your eyes right now is the gambler's mentality.

Absolutely. This is risky, but, I mean, no I see in your eyes right now is the gambler's mentality. Absolutely. This is risky, but I mean, no risk, no reward, right? Exactly. So this is what I propose. Producers, you can hear me? Yep, we can hear you. So you're involved in this. Clint, you're involved. I'm involved.

This is what I propose. Is this an investors meeting, by the way? Absolutely it is. And just so everyone knows that's listening, in no way, shape or form are we experts or know anything about... No, we're not offering any kind of financial advice. We don't know anything about cryptocurrency or Bitcoin. I'm confident. Or investing.

I'm probably even more so the other way. Anyway, so from what I've read, Bitcoin is down about 59% this year. That's a good sign. They are saying that it's going to go lower, but I mean, you just don't know. Fell $1,000 in one day yesterday. US.

See, that makes me feel sick. Do you want some actual stats on Bitcoin? I'm looking at the charts right now. Yeah, go on. So it peaked in November last year. Remember, everyone was crazy about it. They're like, I wish I had a Bitcoin. I wish I had a Bitcoin. It peaked

at $91,300 a coin. That is ridiculous. Yeah, that was in November. Now, currently, six months later, it is $31,000 a coin. So it's $60,000 less than what it was.

In the crypto game, guys, this is what we call the time to pounce. And this is what I propose. I feel like we should all go in on part... I can't believe we're taking advice from Bree. This day I never thought would come. No, we're not taking advice. No, you're not taking advice.

We're being pitched at the moment. You're listening to my ideas. This is what I propose. I propose we all come to a number that we're all comfortable with, that we're happy to put into our own joint piece of a Bitcoin. Okay. Okay. So I will propose the amount.

Yeah. And you guys tell me if it's- Higher or lower. Yeah, too high or too low okay do we all have to put in the same amount on this coin

yeah I think to make it easier because then when we sell it like when it skyrockets again we'll just split it four ways okay

right so what I propose is that we all put in for this piece of the bitcoin a hundred bucks each it feels too high to me. I heard you and I was thinking that

but there's one issue. What? I don't have $100. Yeah. Do you have $50? Now I'll tell you, I was kind of imagining $50. That we'd put in $50. It's the price of a round of drinks. You're not really going to miss it. Guys, going to miss it.

Guys, I'll miss it. If the business context... Claude's just started a new job and we're already asking him for money. Claude hasn't been paid yet. Guys, can someone spot me 50 bucks? This is an investment into your future. Okay, Claude, count it.

Okay, 50 bucks is too much. How much are you willing to put into a Bitcoin? Of your own money. I don't want you guys to think I'm cheap. No, no, counter. Okay, if 50 bucks is too much, how much are you willing to put into a Bitcoin? Of your own money. I don't want you guys to think I'm cheap. No, no, no. This is a safe space. We're going into the cryptocurrency business together. I think I could push 50 if I skipped a meal.

But maybe like 40. Okay, so we're promoting 40 bucks? Because if we all put in 25, we'd have $100. And that's a nice round number To know whether we're going up or going down Because it's probably going to go down And that's what I'm going to spend on dinner tonight But what if it goes up?

Brie, I do like that gambler's mentality And I am riding this wave with you right now Look, I honestly believe that it's going to go down And down and down Until there's pretty much nothing left And we won't get anything back. Damn, what a good pitch. But if it doesn't and we can cover it on this show,

I mean, imagine the story. We'd make news headlines around the world. Okay, is it $50? Are we putting in $50? Are we putting in $40? I feel like $40. Let's go $50. Oh, see?

$50? It must have been my pitch. All right. She's in. Claude's not having dinner tonight, but we are on the Bitcoin bus, everybody. 50? It must have been my pitch. All right. She's in. Claude's not having dinner tonight, but we are on the Bitcoin bus, everybody. That means we'll give people updates on how it's going until it goes down to zero. When we have nothing left.

Do we get reimbursed for this? Is this a work claim? A claim on on tap too.