ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 20th June 2023

Episode Date: June 20, 2023

Bree Tomasel: Honorary Kiwi What is the greatest pie? Bread butts. Hugh Hefner's son is on OnlyFans. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM, Brie and Clint. Good afternoon everyone, welcome to the Brie and Clint show. G'day guys, happy Tuesday. Yeah. It's Tuesday. Cheugy Tuesday. Yeah.

Yeah. Cheugy Tuesday. I'm trying to figure out whether I go to the Super Rugby final on the weekend or not. It's in Hamilton. Nah. Nah? I like, I mean, watch it at home. This is my conundrum.

You can hear the commentary. Watching it at home is so good. It's not cold at home. I can sleep in my own bed afterwards. Yeah. You know? If it was the state of origin this Wednesday, I'd be like, got to go.

Well, it is my state of origin. That's what you have to put it up against. This is my team playing in the Super Rugby final. Oh, you got to go then, if it's your team. I know, but... If it wasn't your team... I don't want to be tired on Sunday. Then it's not really your team.

No, it is my team. Oh, well, it's not if you're not going to go. Well, if I'm not willing to do a three-hour round trip. Exactly. Yeah, right. Like, how often does it happen? Not since 2014. Oh, that's not that long ago.

Okay. Like, your team in the final happened in 2014. Yeah. I mean, that's nearly 10 years. Yeah. Oh, you've got to go then. Yeah, I'm just... Hamilton's not that far from you. It's nearly 10 years. Yeah. Oh, you've got to go then. Yeah, I'm just the... Hamilton's not that far from you.

No, it's not that far, no. It's just I've got very soft. Recently, I've got very, very soft. Will you kick yourself? What if they win? My appetite for parenting on a hangover is very, very low. You don't need to be hungover. Yeah, right.

You know? Yeah, true. Yeah, I don't. Well, how are you going to get back? I could stay the night. Oh, yeah. See, now it. Well, how are you going to get back? I could stay the night. Oh, yeah. See, now it's just blowing out, isn't it? Yeah, yeah.

Then it becomes a cost thing. It does. Any-hoosie. Let's kick things off. Let's go play Tradie vs. Lady, shall we? We've got 50 bucks cash up for grabs thanks to KFC. See if a tradie or a lady can win the competition this afternoon. That's right.

If that's going to be you, you have to call us now. 0800-DIAL-ZM. We'll get you on next. Bree's right. If that's going to be you, you have to call us now. 0800 dial ZM. We'll get you on next. Time for a round of Tradie vs Lady. It's Tradie vs Lady. 3, 2, 1

Let's go. Yeah, that's more like it. That brings the vibes. So does a game of tradie versus lady. The ladies still out in front on 55, but the tradies having a good run there on 48 wins for the year. Our lady today is from the Garden City. She's 48 and she recently visited Vietnam.

Welcome to the show, Karen with a C. Hi. G'day, mate. Is it Karen or Karen? Karen. Karen. G'day, mate. Is it Karen or Karen? Karen. Karen. Cool name, Karen. That spelt like Karen with a C.

I like it. Hey, Karen, how awesome is Vietnam? Oh, it's super amazing. Like, super, super amazing. The food is so good in Vietnam. Like, it's so cheap and so fresh. And the country is beautiful and the people are so nice. Yep, love, love that country. Definitely recommend visiting Vietnam. Like, it's so cheap and so fresh. And the country is beautiful and the people are so nice. Yep, love, love that country.

Definitely recommend visiting Vietnam. Let's go to our tradie calling in from Christchurch as well. They're 18 and they enjoy hanging out with their mates

on the weekend. Yeah, nice, Tyler. Welcome to the show, Tyler. Alright, Tyler. It's time to create some stuff, Tyler. Was that Tyler the Creator joke? Yeah.

Give it a crack, eh? Yeah, let's give it a crack, guys. Tyler, your buzzer is tradie, and Karen, your buzzer is lady. When you think you know the answer, buzz in. Question number one. A submarine has gone missing exploring the wreck of the Titanic. What year was the Titanic movie released? Was it 97, 98 or 99?

Yes, Karen. 97. She's on the money. Nice work. You're on the board. One to the ladies. Question number two. What is the name of the world's hottest chili pepper? Katie. Yes, Tyler. Toast pepper. Yes, Tyler. Ghost pepper. Oh, no. That's a great guess. Karen, do you want to have a guess?

Gosh, it's on the tip of my nose. I know it's something pepper. Starts with an S, I think. Everyone always talks about this. We're looking for Carolina Reaper. Got a Scoville rating of over 2.2 million. And to give you context, jalapeno pepper is like 2,500 to 8,000. I've eaten a Carolina Reaper. Terrible.

The worst thing I ever did. Yeah, it can ruin your insides, that's for sure. No points there for anyone, but still one to the ladies. Question number three. Buzz in guys when you can tell me who sings this song. Lady. Yes, Tyler. Lizzo. No, not Lizzo. I mean, not about

Guess, Karen. Katy Perry. No. Jessie J. We're looking. Jessie J. We're looking for Jessie J. I mean, both of you could have been right. Not bad guesses there from either, but no points. Question number four. What is the Grinch's dog's name? Is it Bella, Max or Mac?

Lady. Yes, Karen. Mac. No, it's not Mac, Karen. Mac. No, it's not Mac. Tyler? Max. Max is correct. It is Max.

Nice work. We're one apiece. Question number five. What is Taylor Swift's lucky number? Is it seven, 13 or 21? Lady. Yes, Karen. Seven. No. No, Karen? Seven.

No. No, not seven. Tyler? 17. No. Not even one of the options. Okay. You two are having a shocker and you're both on one each,

so this is for the win. This is going to be for the win, okay? Here we go. Question number six for the win. Which actor or what is the name of the actor that plays the superhero Thor? Lady.

Yes, Karen. No, I'm sorry. He's got a big hammer, lives in Australia. Tyler? Remquist? Yeah, it is. What's his first name?

I'm Liam. Oh, my God, this game. Wait, we'll go to the next question. This is going to be the death of me. We'll go to the next question. It's question number seven. This is still for the win. Here we go.

In which month is Matariki? Sorry, is what? Matariki, the win. Here we go. In which month is Matariki? Sorry, is what? Matariki, the holiday. Ladies. Yes, Karen. April. No. Tyler?

July. July is crazy. Well done. He's got it. I feel like we should be giving you $5, not $50. That was an absolute shocker, Tyler. Tyler. But you did it, mate.

Hey, first time cooler, long time listener. Hey. And we will reward you. $50 cash coming your way, Tyler. And a tradie victory. Well done, man. Bree and Clint. Bree Tomasell has been here in Altidore for five years now.

Well, next week will be five years of the Brie and Clint show. Yeah. It's when you're eligible for citizenship. So next year we are offering you the status of Honorary New Zealander. Brie Thomasel. Honorary Kiwi. I'm so keen for this. Not keen on singing the national anthem in front of people at Eden Park,

but I will do it to show my loyalty to this country. Love that. Love the attitude. I know you will smash all of these challenges. That is the first one we've given you. Sing the national anthem in English and Maori at Eden Park. I've already begun... Practising.

Practising. Yeah. It's going okay. My brain just, it's mush these days. Yeah. Claudia, I reckon we give her a teleprompter. I reckon we let her have a teleprompter. Oh, mate, I'd kill it with a teleprompter.

Otherwise, I've offered to hold up a big cue card. Yeah, right. With all the words. Oh, like Saturday Night Live. Yeah. No, I feel like I'd be cheating my fellow countrymen. Okay, no auto cue. We'll discuss.

Let's see how I go, because I'm going to put in the work. Would you like to know what another one of your challenges is? I would love to know. I'm going to reveal these to you one by one this week. And these are the four challenges you need to complete. And if you do, there's going to be a party at the Lula Inn in Auckland. And there will be a crowning

ceremony where you will be awarded your honorary citizenship. See, that sounds fun. Pick one of these. I've got three more envelopes here. Is there any that you recommend? Nah, these are all good. All good? Take any one of these. That one. Just going to take the middle one, undo that and let us know

what another one of your challenges is. Oh, I'm nervous because yes. These all kick off next week. I'm so nervous. Oh, no, I don't know about this. Okay, hold on. One a day, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. Oh, do I want to look? Okay.

Climb up New Zealand's tallest and most iconic building. What do you think? I gave you this idea a few weeks ago, and I said I could think of nothing worse than climbing up the Sky Tower. Full disclosure, Brie and I park our cars at the car park underneath the Sky Tower every day. We walk past that building every day after the show, and we look up, and Brie goes,

I'd never be able to do that. How many times? I'd hate to have to climb that. How many times? I'd hate to have to climb that. How many times have I said it to you? Every time I always look up and go, God, I've been thinking nothing worse. Everybody who was inducted as a citizen of New Zealand is challenged to climb the stairs of the Sky Tower.

I'll take your word for it. You will be climbing the stairs of the Sky Tower next week. Our good friends at Sky City have come on board and said, yeah, we'd love to send Bree up. Let's take her underground and have her start right at the very bottom. It goes a couple of stories underground.

No, we don't have to start from there. You just said climb up. It said climb up, not down. How many stairs is that? Well, that's a great question. Do you want to Google that? Oh, you know. Yeah, I've already Googled it.

Approximately 1,200 thereabouts. Like you did that 50k walk the other week, eh? 1,200 steps. Approximately. My Apple Watch is going to explode. Oh, guys.

You know, I had a feeling. I had a feeling. Yeah. Always trust your instincts, guys. Oh, you know, I had a feeling. I had a feeling. Yeah. Oh, I think I... Always trust your instincts, mate. Well, you know what? I am looking forward to singing the national anthem in front of people at Eden Park.

I was going to say, which one are you more worried about now, climbing the Sky Tower or singing the anthem at Eden Park? Oh, both are just as daunting as each other. I'd probably say still the anthem. Two more challenges to reveal. We'll give you another one tomorrow. Where's like eat a bunch of delicious pies or like eat a power pie?

Like I'm keen to do that. A power pie. We'll do that at the Lula Inn if you complete your challenges. Oh, God. It's going to be a long week, isn't it? Honorary Kiwi status don't come for free, girl. Oh, mate, I'm going to smash it. You are going to smash it.

You are going to smash it. I'm going to smash it. Bree and Clint. Guys, I've got some bad news, and I hate to be the bearer of bad news. Right. But something called the national accounts came out in Australia this month, which essentially it's a lot of numbers and a lot of hullabaloo about different statistics like per capita GDP or national disposable income, stuff like that.

Yeah. But the one thing that everyone's talking about that's come out in this national accounts is the pie spending. And by pie spending, I mean how much people are spending on pies. Oh, quite literally how much you're spending on pies. Meat pies. Yeah. Mince and cheese pies.

This is like full serious. So the National Bureau of Statistics actually tracks pie spending closely. Right? So I've got some numbers for you. And look, I don't want to alarm anyone. This could be quite shocking. So recently, the pie spending shows a structural collapse in pie consumption as it went down 40% from its peak.

Pie consumption in Australia is down by 40%. So to break it down, in the pandemic, so in 2020, people were eating heaps of pies. Yeah. All year round. And making pies too. Making pies, eating heaps of pies. Yeah. All year round. And making pies too. Making pies, eating heaps of pies all year round. The different seasons didn't change it because normally it does,

like summer or winter. Okay. But apparently in winter of 2022, so last year, Aussies were eating fewer pies and then last summer, the summer just gone, there was a 40% decrease. That's quite shocking, really. They're saying that they reckon, I mean, it could be a statistic showing that pies are on the way out. Yeah.

And I know they're not Kiwi stats, but culturally, I think we're quite similar when it comes to food. We both love a pie and a Coke. We both love fish and chips. You know, like- It's quite similar. We're on a par. That's incredible. Isn't that scary? I wonder what it is. I wonder if it's like there's so many other options now or is it like fitness, healthy lifestyle? Yeah. Because I mean I did look into it

because I kept reading through the article because I was like I wonder what it is. And there was all like, you know, different, the cheaper pies that you can kind of buy at dairies or supermarkets. They all said that their pie spending hasn't gone down. Okay. But they reckon it has something to do with how much pies cost to make. So like the filling and the pastry and that type of thing. It's like upping the price so people aren't buying as many pies

from like bakeries or pie shops. It's not unusual these days, not at a servo or like a normal corner bakery. If you're at somewhere slightly nicer than that, it's not unusual to pay upwards of $8.50 for a pie. Yeah. Which is mental. And they reckon that has something to do with... It's not a cheap snack anymore.

No. Maybe that's what it is. Definitely doesn't cost you $3.14 anymore. I reckon if anybody can save the humble pie, it's New Zealanders. I reckon we can eat our way out of this disaster, quite literally. I have one of the best pie shops in the country

right near my house. Muzz's Pies. Muzz's Pies. Muzz's Pies. Shout out if you haven't been. Get down there. We doorstepped in that time to get a photo with the hot guy who works at Muzz's Pies. Muzzah, hot guy making pies. The pies are just as hot.

No, he wasn't Muzzah. He was Muzzah's. Wasn't he son of Muzzah? He was Muzzah's nephew. I don't know. Either way, hot pies at Muzza's. Hot pies. Let's conduct our own research this afternoon

and try and find out what is the greatest type of pie. Yeah, let's give the pie some love. Let's show the pie some love. If you're going to the bakery or someone's going on your behalf and you're not feeling freaky, you're getting what you always get, Brie Thomasale, what is it for you? What is the greatest pie that you can buy? Steak pepper. Steak and pepper? Yeah. Pepper steak. Yeah, pepper steak. Pepper steak.

Pepper steak. Oh, hook in. Okay. That's a great pie. I don't care who you are. Okay. It's a great pie. The greatest pie for me, if I'm going and I'm getting what I always get, bacon and egg. Oh, yeah, bacon and egg. I forget around it. Very easy to ruin a bacon and egg. If it's been in the pie warmer for too long, the egg, the yellow part is like dusty. I'm not into that, okay? But bacon and egg pie done right. Get in. Get in. All right, we need to conduct some more statistics.

Producer Claude, if you're getting a pie, what is the best one? Humble mince and cheese. Make mince and cheese. I like that. Claude's. you're getting a pie, what is the best one? Humble mince and cheese. Mince and cheese. I like that. Claude's. Hook in. A classic. Okay, Ella.

Ella, when you're ready, what is the greatest? Pie. What's the greatest pie? Potato tart vegan pie. Oh, vegan pie. That's not nice. Don't yuck my yum. She did bring in the potato.

She did bring in the potato top, which I think. I feel like she did that for us too. There's no butter in the pastry in a vegan pie. You don't need butter. Bree and Clint. Bree's brought some alarming stats to the table this afternoon that in Australia, we don't have stats for New Zealand, so we have to go off theirs.

Pie consumption is down 40%. 40%. That's a lot. That's a big drop. I wouldn't have a pie every week. Definitely wouldn't have a pie every day. But I'd hate the drop. I wouldn't have a pie every week. Definitely wouldn't have a pie every day. But I'd hate the idea that there wouldn't be a pie available on every corner the day that I do feel like one. Yeah, it's quintessentially Kiwi.

You've got to have it. You've got to have it. You've got to have it ready. So this afternoon we are celebrating the pie by trying to find the greatest pie. Welcome to the Pie Olympics. Do you remember years ago, ex-producer of the show, producer Ellie, who I love, do you remember her pie choices?

Chicken brie and cranberry. She would get some of the weirdest pies. But she would say it like it wasn't weird. Yeah, she'd be like, I'm going to the bakery to get us pies. What do you guys want? And Ben would be like, chicken blues. And you'd go, what?

Like a mince, mince and cheese. And without balking, she'd go, just chicken, brie and cranberry, please. You'd be like, that's not available at every pie store. It's like a niche pie. Shout out to Ellie if you're listening. Pie is illegal. So let's kick it off and find the greatest pie. Layla's here.

Hi, Layla. Hi, Layla. Hi. You love a pie, Layla? Yep, always. Okay. Tell us, Layla, what is the best flavour of pie? It's got to be steak and cheese.

Steak and cheese. Yep, absolutely. Strong contender. Yeah, you've gone straight up the middle and I respect that. Pepper steak, steak and cheese. Anything that's steak. Steak and kidney? Maybe not.

Maybe. See, I just don't need, like, kidney's probably in every pie, but I just don't need it in the title. Steak and mushroom. Steak and mushroom, keen. Yeah. Keen. Kidney and kidney.

No. Kidney and cheese. No. No, no, no. Okay, one down for the steak and cheese. Thank you, Layla. Let's talk to Brona. Kia ora, Brona.

Hi, Brona. Hi, guys. How's it going, Layla. Let's talk to Brona. Kia ora, Brona. Hi, Brona. Hi, guys. How's it going? Good day. Oh, no, Brona. I've just seen what your ideal pie is. Brona, what's the greatest pie according to Brona? Guys, I'm on the chicken and brie bandwagon here.

Ah, yes, Brona. No, Brona. There's no cranberry in there? The creaminess of the brie. It's nice. You know, just think of your good old chicken pie with the creaminess in it. It's so good. I'm sure it's nice but it's too weird. It's too weird

to be the greatest pie. Do you remember where you were, Brona, when you thought I'm going to go with chicken and brie? You know what it was, guys? It was actually Copeland's pie that I only tried. Copeland's pie that I only tried. So, yeah. Copeland's do a chicken brie.

Yeah, they do. Yes. Copeland's do a great pie. Shout out Copeland's Bakery, Pride of the South. But I didn't think, I thought that'd be way too fancy for Copeland's Bakery. I think we might be out of touch. We might be out of pie touch, you and I, Clint. No chance.

I think Brona's on the pulse. No chance. No chance Brona and ex-producer Ellie know more about this than us. I refuse to believe it. Richie is here. Richie's going to give us a classic. Yeah, come on, Richie. What's the greatest pie, Richie? I've got jalapeno

steak and cheese. Not a lot of places do it. No. I've never even heard of it. Where are you getting a jalapeno steak and cheese from? The first one I had was at Sawan's in Warkworth. If you were out that way. No. I've never even heard of it. Where are you getting a jalapeno steak and cheese from? The first one I had was at Sawan's in Walkworth if you were out that way. Okay. Shout out Sawan's. Yeah. Yeah, and there's another one that does it in Silverdale.

It's in the village. I don't know the name of it, but it's on the right-hand side. It says hot homemade pies and they're awesome too. You've got to go hunting for the jalapeno steak and cheese. Way too niche for my liking again, but we'll put it down. Let's go to Dave. G'day, Dave.

Come on, let's bring it back, Dave. Let's bring it back to your classics. Dave is going to give us something straight out the middle. Where's our potato top? There you go. Yeah, good, Dave. Where's our mince and cheese people at? Run it straight, Dave.

Yeah, I see your steak and cheese and I raise you a steak, mushroom, blue cheese and truffle pie from Burley Pies in Blenheim. What is that? This is the problem. Wait, say it again, Dave. What was in it? Steak, mushroom, blue cheese and truffle pie from Burley Pies in Blenheim. Oh, man, it does sound good.

This is why the pie industry is collapsing because the bakers can't keep up with these demands. Dave, can I ask you, what does a steak, mushroom, blue cheese and truffle pie set you back in 2023? It's only about seven bucks, actually. I used to buy them and bring them back to Christchurch for my family. They loved them. Not bad. Not bad. It's got truffle in there.

Thanks, Dave. Someone texted in and they said, I like the pork belly and apple with crackling on top pie. Who is making these? From the Fairleigh Bakehouse. I mean, it sounds delightful. But no wonder we're losing money in the pie trade. It's impossible to kill with these pies. But then you go the other direction, which has just been text her,

and they said, greatest pie of all time, plain mints. Absolutely no cheese. It ruins the pie. I mean, come on. Cheese can never ruin it. Just mints? That's the most boring pie I've ever heard in my life. It's a dry dog pie, that one.

Smoked fish pie, butter chicken pie. They're all coming through, you know. I mean, let's be real. We will never settle this, but we will settle on the fact that the pie is an institution. Yes. This country was built on the back of a pie. Go help out the pie industry today. Go get yourself a pie

for afternoon tea. You won't regret it. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, Spotify have come out swinging on the backs of the breakup with Harry and Meghan after dumping their podcast.

Yeah, and a $32 million podcast. It has not ended well. It's gone down really badly. So for everyone who doesn't know, Meghan and Harry had this huge Spotify deal. Their first podcast was very, very successful. Lots of huge celebrities on it. And then they axed the deal. And we don't really know specifically what went down that they axed the deal.

But one of the big executives from Spotify has come out swinging, not happy. Calls them the effing grifters. I had to Google what that means. Basically means like a hustler, like a swindler, hustler. But what I find unusual about that is if they were such hustlers, wouldn't they have made the second season of podcasts and got $32 million? Well, he called them grifters,

which means that he's kind of referring to them as scam artists a little bit. It sounds like they have done this huge deal and have promised, you know, whatever they promised, and then they have not delivered on the product. There is not much I wouldn't do for $32 million. How hard is it to sit down and put out another season of your podcast? Not.

You know? I think, you know what, from reading it, because they promised obviously all these big guests and these big names and I reckon they just haven't delivered on exactly what they kind of promised. I think their brand turned a bit toxic and maybe they weren't able to get. Maybe, yeah. Listen to this quote from the executive from Spotify. He said, I've got to get drunk one night and tell the story of the Zoom that I had with Harry and try and help him with a podcast idea.

It's one of my best stories. Wow. I'd love to hear that story. He's like, please, please just do an episode of the podcast. $32 million. So they're not getting paid out their full amount, are they, Dean? They don't get that $32 million. No, I don't believe they are.

And I don't know what really, yeah, I think all of your guesses are probably very accurate, especially with the big star power guess. A lot of stars are like, I don't know what it's like around the world, but in America, everyone's a bit over it. I don't know, we're all a bit over it. I don't know, they need maybe a bit of a break from the spotlight for a minute maybe. But yeah, I'd do anything

for $32 million. I've done things for $32. I've done things for a bar tab, let alone $32 million. I've done things just for the experience,

Dean. Dean will pay you. They're also on a $150 million deal with Netflix, so it's really interesting to see what happens with this next That's the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent

Dean McCarthy There is a discussion that has been sparked online by the British where they can't seem to come to a definitive answer about what the two pieces on either end of the bread is called. Oh. And I'm talking about your normal sliced loaf of bread.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, the two... Your Vogels, your Molenberg, your Tip Top, whatever it is. The two, like, crap pieces. The worst bits of the loaf, by far. Yeah. The bits that often go in the bin, but not always. And I'm not talking to you people out there who are probably going, oh, I love those pieces, they're my favourite. Yeah, you're a by far. Yeah. The bits that often go in the bin, but not always. And I'm not talking to you people out there who are probably going,

oh, I love those pieces. They're my favourite. You're a weirdo. Yeah. You're not in the majority. Sorry to use harsh language, but you're not normal. Yeah, you're the exception to the rule, okay? I know what I call it.

Yeah, I know what I call it. I've got two names for it, actually, but yeah. Oh, you've got to pick one. Oh, no, you don't have to pick one actually. One just describes what it is and the other one is what we call it. Right. Yeah. Are we going to go with this? What do the British call it? Well, there's a couple of things

being floated by the Brits. One of them... No, it's something weird like the googly wobbler or something like that. One of the... The dingle dongle. One of them is just the simple, the crust. That's one of the ones I've got? Yeah, which I don't agree with. It is the crust.

No, it's not. No, it is. No, it's not. It is. No, it's not. It's not, it's not, it's not. They cut the crust off the end of the loaf. I know, but because there's crust on all the other pieces...

But all that stuff is crust. Yeah, but there's still bread in the middle. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The crust is the crust because it doesn't have any bread in the middle. It's just crust. Like it's not full crust though because there's still bread. Like when you turn it over.

We're eating the crust in a cost of living crisis, by the way. We eat the crust too. The crust has become a key component of the bread. I'm not enjoying it. Never used to. I maintain what I said before. If you like want that bit, if that's your favourite bit of everything,

the bread, you're a weirdo. But we are eating it. Times are tough. You eat the crust. Other options? Other options were, which I don't really understand this one, the four loaf.

You don't understand that. Oh, I just got it. Claudia just got it as well. I just got it. Oh, no. got it. Claudia just got it as well. I just got it. Oh, no. Ella, you haven't got it yet? Yeah. The four loaf?

They set me up there, didn't they? No, well, don't. If she doesn't get it, leave her in her innocence, okay? Okay, fair enough. You know? And then one more, like, option. Oh, no, there's a couple more. They also said the heel.

No. No. It's not called the heel. I've never heard it called the heel in my life. I'll settle for four loaf because it's funny. And then someone else said Steve, which I don't get. No. I don't get that one.

I don't get that. Ella just got the four loaf bit. You get it now, Ella? Yeah, kind of. Okay, can we stop saying four loaf? Kind of funny. Can we stop saying it? Does Jewish bread come with a four loaf?

No, it doesn't. It comes without. It's pre-removed, loaf? No, it doesn't. It comes without. It's pre-removed, eh? Yeah, it's pre-removed. Yeah, they take it off. In our family, we called it One Thing and One Thing Only. And the name of the end part of the bread.

Does that together in case it's the same? Yeah. We might be on the same page. Yes. Okay. Three, two, one. The bum. Oh, no, not the bum.

The bum. The bum? Yeah, the bum or the butt. The bum. No. not the bum The bum The bum Yeah the bum or the butt The bum No Or the bum Okay Yeah We call it the dad bit

The dad bit Oh no we didn't call it that Because usually Usually in a family situation It'll be the dad that ends up eating that bit Yeah right Because no one else wants it But dad's like

Oh buddy paid for this loaf of bread I'm gonna eat it from top to bottom Alright You bloody kids waste too much food. Yeah, you will, Dad. From the bottom to the top. No, we called it the bum. The bum.

Yeah, my dad would always be like, I'll have that bit. I'll have the bum. And I said, what? Your mum was like, oh, stay, flight. All the kids have gone to candy. Oh, shush. Don't talk about my parents like that. I'll have that bum.

Stick it in me mouth. Claudia, what's the bit of the end of the bread called? My first instinct was butt, but I think I just call it the ends. The ends? Yeah. The ends. It's simple. Nah, see, if your instinct said butt, go with the butt.

But I don't know if I've ever actually called it the butt. The bum. It's the bum. The bum. Ella, is bread vegan? Oh, my gosh. Yes. It is? Okay, then what do you call it? I've ever actually called it the butt. The bum. It's the bum. The bum. Ella, is bread vegan? Oh, my gosh. Yes. It is?

Okay, then what do you call it? I'm just trying to be inclusive here. All right? I'm trying to just include you. Oh, thank you. Yeah, it is. Watch your tone, okay? All right.

What do you call it? What's it called? I call it crust or bum. Bum. Yes, the bum. I'm so outnumbered. I've never heard it called the bum in my life. The bum.

Yeah, it's because it's the shipping. Yeah, there you go. It's the bum. Bum. Yes, the bum. I'm so outnumbered. I've never heard it called the bum in my life. The bum. Yeah, it's because it's the ship in. Yeah, there you go. It's the bum. Yeah. Oh, $800.00, what do we call it as a nation? Yeah, what do we call it? What's the main name for that bit at the end of the bread on both ends? We would love to hear your opinion.

What did you call it? I feel like you need to go off what your family called it. Yeah, what have you grown up calling it? Which I think that kind of goes with you as you travel through life. Brie and Clint. Surely we can come together on this question, Brie. Yeah, I think we can. We're trying to figure out what is the unanimous decision when it comes to,

what do you call the parts on the end of the bread? Yeah. You know, the two parts. Someone on the text machine said that they've heard it called the bookends before. Oh, yeah. Which I quite like. I don't mind bookends.

Bookends of the bread. To my friend who just messaged me and said it's the knob. Someone else said it's not called the knobbins, okay. Someone else said it's the nubbins. Nubbins, yeah. Nubbins. Yeah. Someone else, quite a few people From different parts

Of the world Like this person They're from Ireland And they said It's the heel Of the loaf Yeah that's what The Brits said as well

Yeah Someone else said It's called the doorstop Yeah Because obviously It's no good So you throw it on the floor It's often crusty

And hard Yeah Yeah Someone else said It's called the outsider The outsider We're trying to figure out What is the name It's often crusty and hard. Yeah. Yeah. Someone else said it's called the outsider. The outsider. We're trying to figure out what is the name of the end bit of the bread in the loaf of bread.

There's two of them, one on each end. Maddie, what do you call it? I call it the butt end of the bread. Yes. Yes, Maddie. The butt end or the bum. That's what it is. Do you eat that bit?

Not all the time. Nah. If you can avoid it, you do, don't you? Okay. Thank you, Maddie. Let's talk to is. Do you eat that bit? Not all the time. Nah. If you can avoid it, you do, don't you? Okay, thank you, Maddie. Let's talk to Debbie. Kia ora, Debbie. Hi, Debbie. Yes, hi. How are you? Wait, you're quite rare, Debbie. I've heard that you're in the minority. You love the bum of the bread.

Well, absolutely. Well, I mean, I wouldn't call it the bum, but No, Debbie, no, I think we've got a record. You love the bum. Debbie loves the bum. Debbie loves the bum. Is that right? I definitely call it the crust.

It's absolutely the crust. I mean, it's all crust. It's all crust. All crust. But you like eating it. You prefer it. Oh, absolutely. And so do my kids.

I have to fight them for it. You have to fight them. You've got a whole family of crust lovers. Jeez, there you go. If you could buy a whole loaf of crusts, would you? Yeah. Oh, yeah, definitely. 100%.

Maybe. For sure. I wonder if they have that product out there, Debbie. I'll start shipping you my bits. I don't know. Hey, you know, there's a market for it. My freezer is just full of the end bits of the loaf. Because I always go, like, might get desperate, might need to eat those.

Yeah, just keep them in case. Keep them just in case. Debbie, you should come around. You can have them. I was just going to say,, might need to eat those. Yeah, just keep them in case. Keep them just in case. Debbie, you should come around. You can have them. I was just going to say, send them around to my place. Yeah, perfect. Okay. Debbie will take them.

Debbie loves them. She'll take all your butt stuff. Shawnee, are you there? Shawnee's here. Hi, Shawnee. Hi. Hi, Shawnee. What's the bit of the-

Oh, my gosh, I'm fangirling right now. Oh, I'm fangirling over you, Shawnee. Tell us. We're glad you called through. What is the end of the bread called? Well, growing up, we always called it the butt, but my grandma calls it the crumbs. The crumbs?

Oh, the crumbs. Yeah, because she would crumb it up and use it in... Make bread crumbs out of it. Put it in the food processor. Put it in a meatball. Yeah. That's what my mum does with it. You can make stuffing out of it, can't you? You can? Yeah. Okay. There you go. Could you make croutons out of it? No, it's too crusty, eh? No, you can make croutons. You could make cr my mum does with it. You can make stuffing out of it, can't you? You can. Yeah. Okay. Could you make croutons out of it?

No, it's too crusty, eh? No, you can make croutons. You could make croutons out of it. You can make croutons out of it, yeah. Yeah, you could. Okay, so your vote is butt, Shawnee. Yeah. Yeah, Shawnee, come on over to the butt team. Team butt.

Team butt. Anjali, hi. Hi there, how are you? Good thanks, Anjali. Tell us, what do you call the end of the bread? It's just the ends. And you guys are saying it every time that you describe it. Yeah, we are actually.

We're saying the end bits. The ends. And she's over at the ends. Claudia calls it the ends. She reckons this is a victory. I don't agree. I don't agree. Nah.

It's just over at the ends. Like, no one wants to eat it. It's the ends. Do you eat it? No. Nah, it goes to the the end. Like, no one wants to eat it. Do you eat it? No. Nah, it goes to the birds in our house, largely. I mean, I have been dabbling in the butt end of the bread lately. But, you know, it's not my favourite.

No, it's not your favourite. No, it's not my favourite. I think we have... I think it's the butt. We don't have a unanimous, but we have a consensus, I believe. I think it's the butt. I think majority is the butt. All right.

Well, someone get a message over to Vogel's. Mate, we should close up shop for the day. We've done our part. I reckon we've peaked, yeah. Yeah, we've done our part for New Zealand today. To my friend who texts me that his three-year-old is absolutely loving the show today because of how many times we've said the word bum and butt. It's funny.

You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. Brie and Clint. Time for a round of Let's Get Classical. It's where we try and guess classical music songs. No, the pop songs done in classical style, aren't they? Yes, that's exactly what it is.

Claudia is our classical music aficionado. Hi. She listens to a lot of classical music. So we said, Claude, go and find the pop songs for Bree and I to try and figure out. What instrument did you play? Actually, let's guess. What instrument did Claudia play as a kid? I want to say clarinet.

Oh, yeah, she does seem like a clarinet. But I'm going to say recorder. Yeah, I think you're... The povo clarinet. Oh yeah, she does seem like a clarinet. But I'm going to say recorder. Yeah, I think you're I think you're... The povo clarinet. The povo clarinet. And so is, I'm going to say the violin. Oh, great choice. You guys really think highly of me.

No, I dabbled in the recorder, but I did keyboard lessons. Keyboard? But I wasn't very good, so I really didn't do anything. There's actually Claude playing in the background. Yeah, I made this song. What did you play again? Guitar and recorder. I was a saxophone.

Oh, I wanted to learn that. I had five years of lessons. I had five years of lessons. I can't play a lick. I can play two chords back to back. I can't play anything. We should start a band. We should do a gig, yeah.

Can you imagine? Get the family band back together. Okay, Claudia, what are we dealing with here? So I'm going to play a song that is a pop song turned classical. You just need to tell me the name of the artist and the name of the song. It's Brie versus Clint. Easy as that. Listening in your car or your Uber or whatever now, see if you can beat Brie and I. That's the challenge

for you guys. See if you can figure it out before we do. Okay. Most of the time they do. But text in 9696 if you think you know what it is. But here is your first one buzzing with your name if you can tell me what this song is. Brie, that's Sorry Miss Jackson outcast. Yeah, it is. Sorry Miss Jackson.

I am the real. Is it? Never meant to. Do, do, do, do, do. Never meant to make your daughter cry. I apologize a trillion times Wow. Sorry, Miss Jackson.

Well done. I was thinking Taylor Swift. Yeah, well, sometimes it comes to you and then sometimes it just doesn't, eh? Well, that's one point to Brie, but I've got another one for you. Here you go. Ooh.

Fun. Brother, brother, brother. Oh, Brie. Clint. Clint. Clint. I think I buzzed in first. Well, say it then.

That is Black Eyed Peas, Where Is The Love. That is, yep. That's what I was going to say. Is it because I sung the lyrics? I think so, yep. Damn it. Yeah, you've got to keep that in yourself. And then you didn't buzz in before me.

I didn't have it yet. Just do what Brie does and buzz in early and then figure it out. Yeah, figure it out afterwards. Hey, I've had it both times this round. That's true. You've done very well. Yeah, thank you. I've got one more if you want it.

Yeah. Okay. Here we go. His last one. Brie. Oh, Clint. Brie. That is Lord Royals.

Yes. It is. I didn't even know what it was. I had diamonds on our back teeth in my head, but I hadn't quite got to the bit where... Where you got what the song was. Do you reckon Shazam would be able to tell you what the song was? The classical version

of the song? That's a great question. We should test that out. Yeah, I'd love to know. Brie and Clint. We all know the song from Beyonce. One of her biggest hits, Irreplaceable. From the B-Day album, I believe. Claudia, can you confirm?

Beyonce aficionado Claudia. Oh, she has to Google it. Oh, she's got to Google it. You just lost your B-card, girl. It was in 2006, I reckon. Yeah, on the money. But did you know that... That's from 2006.

Apparently, yeah, from the B-Day album. This song is from 2006. Yeah. Oh, that has rocked me. Wild, eh? Yeah. This song is 17 years old. Yeah, I know.

Wow. Okay, yeah. But did you know that originally that song wasn't meant for Beyonce? No, I assume Beyonce wrote it. It was meant and written for a male artist originally. Does that song even make sense from a male artist? Not good sense. Right?

Sounds a bit ick. Yeah. Which is the main reason why this male artist said no. He didn't want to send that type of message, right? You're so right. A guy going, seal that box over there. It's called your shit nut. I could have another you in a minute. She'll be here

in a minute, baby. While you're at it, leave the keys to the car. I'm keeping that. Because I've grabbed the part where Beyonce sings it. Yeah. And it sounds empowering. Have a listen. You must not know about me. You must not know about me.

I can have a love for you in a minute. Matter of fact, he'll be here in a minute, baby. You're right. When Beyonce said it, everyone was like, yeah, girl. Because you're assuming he cheated on her and she's like, I don't need you. Yeah, I don't need you.

If you're going to treat me that way. Yeah. But Neo, when he recorded it, it sounded not as empowering. Have a listen. You must not know about me. You must not know about me. I could have another you in a minute. Matter of fact, she'll be here in a minute, baby.

You must not know about me. You must not know about me. I'll have another you by tomorrow. So don't even for a second get to thinking you're irreplaceable. You're right. You're so right. And he said, he was like, I don't want to send that type of message out into the world because that's not me and this isn't meant for me, this song.

So Neo sings love songs. Yeah. And so this is like, he just sounds butt hurt. He does, eh? Yeah. How different does it sound too? Yeah, right. This is the Neo you know.

You don't know this one. This is clearly just a demo. It's not produced up. No. Because it sounds kind of crap as well. Like Beyonce sounds amazing. Let's listen again. It's like cool bongos, man.

Yeah. Is that some hardcore bass in the background? That versus... I think it went to the right person. More cowbell. Needs more cowbell. Yeah, put in some xylophone. To the left, to the left.

You blow my mind there. That's fascinating. Crazy, eh? Bree and Clint. Birthday banger. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. All right, let's do it.

Birthday banger time. Your birthdays. What was number one on your 16th? Let's kick it off with who? Kylie. Kia ora, Kylie. G'day, Kylie. Hi.

How's your day been, Kylie? Oh, yeah, pretty all right. Yeah, nice work. Kylie, you share a name with the iconic Kylie Minogue. Are you hoping to get her in Birthday Banger? No, definitely not. Oh, you don't want Kylie Minogue? I really don't, no.

I mean, fair enough. It's going to be a real big coincidence. I reckon you're in the age bracket. You'd be around. Yeah. Yeah, you'd be around, right. Well, let's figure it out. What's your birthday?

25th of September, 1979. Oh, Kylie, you were 16 in 1995. And here is your birthday banger. Ew. Come on, come on. I love the motion movie. You've got to swing those hands now. Banger. Ew. Come on, come on, boo. I'm loving those on my knee. You've got to swing those hands now. Oh, you wouldn't believe it, Kylie.

Just kidding, Kylie. I'm just kidding. Here's your real birthday banger. Check on the Mr. Boombastic. Totally fantastic. Touch me on me boxers. Mr. Boombastic. Ooh, romantic.

Is that more your vibe? Yeah, not now, but it definitely was. Yeah, I love it. Yeah Basti. Romantic. Is that more your vibe? Yeah, not now, but it definitely was. Yeah, I love it. Yeah, nice. He did Friday Gems Live with us at the end of last year, and man, he'd had a lot to drink. Amongst the rest. Okay, you're taking on Kat for Birthday Banger.

Hi, Kat. Hi, Kat. Hey, guys. What are you hoping for, Kat, in Birthday Banger? Oh, something a little better than that. Doja Cat. Doja Cat? You have to be pretty young.

Yeah. What do you say about Kat? I totally missed that. No, I missed that her name was Kat and you said Doja. Yeah, that's what I was going for. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mate, you wait for the joke I make when Hannah joins the show. Hannah Montana.

Kat, what's your date of birth, mate? 15th of January, 1986. I'm really hoping it's Doja Cat now. Kat, you were 16 in 2002, and this is your birthday banger. It's not like you to say sorry. A world's winged novelty. Oh, Doja Cat of the 2000s.

Nickelback. Nickelcat. Nickelcat. Nickelcat. Ew. Get down. Get down. Every bottle.

What do you reckon about Nickelback Cat? I'm not too sure on that one. Oh, no. Well, it's that or Mr. Boombastic, so let's see what Hannah's got for us. Hi, Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Kia ora. Are you a fan of Hannah Montana? Absolutely.

It's my childhood. I mean, who isn't, Hannah? Who isn't? Okay. Okay, well, let's see what you get. What's your birthday? August 11th, 1990. Oh, you're in the pocket, I feel. Hannah, you were 16 in... Only just. Sorry, go on.

You were 16 in 2006. And this is your birthday banner. Oh, banger. Nelly Furtado in Timberland. You like it, Hannah? I like it, yeah. Yeah, I like it too. Yeah, it's a good one.

Oh, it's arguably the best one. Yeah, it's a hard one to pick from today. Yeah. I like Nickelback. I'm at an age where I'm willing to say that I like Nickelback. Claudia and Ellery. That's not the best Nickelback song. I feel like I'm sending Sending you psychic messages.

Okay. You know what to do. Go. New pick first. She wants you to vote for Nickelback. I vote for Nelly Furtado-Pomiscus. Go with your heart, Brie. On the record that I chose Nelly Furtado-Pomiscus.

Hashtag back it in, son. I'm going Nickelback. Yes! Claudia, the winner is? Nickelback. Yes! Finally, I get one from Claudia. Kat, you just won birthday banger.

Congratulations. Oh, wicked. Yes, Nickel Kat, send it, my friend. Frank Clint, you're on Zidim. Zidim, Brian Clint, that's Chad and the boys. I'll be honest, seen them in concert three times. The winner of Birthday Banger three times. My sister forced me to go.

I was young. My sister forced me to go. Well, the first time. I didn't want to go. The first time and then I went willingly in the second two. Then you got the nickel bug. 2002, that Birthday Banger is from. Any complaints are completely blown out of the water by this text message.

I was about to change to Spotify to listen to some Nickelback, so I'm very happy that it was chosen as the birthday banger. What are the odds? They were just about to go play some on Spotify. No, I think if we didn't choose it, they were going to go and listen to Spotify. Both ways are good. What are the odds?

What are the odds? What are the odds? Imagine someone sitting in their car going, I'm, whoa, what are the chances? I'm really in the mood for some Nickelback. Oh, wait a minute. What's this birthday banger? What's happening here? Got me good.

Well done. Bree and Clint. All right. Hugh Hefner's son is on OnlyFans. This was news to me today. You just found out that Hugh Hefner has a is on OnlyFans. This was news to me today. You just found out that Hugh Hefner has a son. Yeah, I didn't realise that. But then, of course, he would have multiple children.

He's got multiple children to multiple women. But this one in particular, Marsden Hefner, he has revealed that, yeah, he's on OnlyFans. And the reason that he is on OnlyFans is, I believe it's unique. I haven't heard of this reason before. So the reason that Hugh He, he's on OnlyFans. And the reason that he is on OnlyFans is, I believe it's unique. I haven't heard of this reason before. So the reason that Hugh Hefner's son, multi-millionaire Playboy magazine mogul Hugh Hefner's son

is on OnlyFans is to buy Pokemon cards. Oh, no. And comic books. So he's obviously into collecting the cards and comic books. So he's obviously into collecting the cards and comic books and he needs the money to fund that hobby. Yeah. Is he making any money? It hasn't been revealed how much money he's making.

I don't understand why he doesn't have hundreds of thousands of dollars to spend on Pokemon cards. Your dad started Playboy. Yeah, but like you said, he also had multiple children with multiple women. So it's got to be, you know, dished out to multiple people. I don't think Hugh ever did any notes. I don't think he ever featured in his own magazine.

But I've just bought his son Marsden up on the screen. Would you subscribe to Hugh's Sons Only fans? You know what? He actually does look quite a lot like his dad. He does. He's not my cup of tea. He is quite handsome, but he also has that look in his eye that he would skin you alive.

Yeah. He's not a bad-looking guy. He's got quite a good jawline. He's handsome. Yeah. He's handsome, but he looks... Yeah, that look he's giving in that photo is quite scary. Yeah, the looks is, hop in my car and no one will ever see you again. And I don't know, and like for people listening, he's also wearing

a Playboy t-shirt and I don't know if... He has to. He's trying to market his OnlyFans. Yeah, like I get it, but I just don't feel like any man can pull off a Playboy t-shirt. He's 33 years old. He's married to a woman. Right. And she is not happy about the OnlyFans. Is she not? The quote from Marsden Hefner is, my wife would rather me not be on OnlyFans, but what's more important to her is me pursuing my dreams and interests and taking risks.

I'd love to know how much he's making. Because remember I was telling you off air, I saw a clip of people might not remember her or they will if they watch Married at First Sight Australia. Was it last year? Yeah. Olivia? Yeah. Who was the one that was a bit of a B-I-T-C-H. She was the really nasty one.

She was the real nasty one who dated... That guy. Jackson. Yeah, I think so. And she was the one who shared the photos of Dom. Dominica's OnlyFans. Yeah, she's the one that was like, everyone, look at this. And she shamed her for being on OnlyFans.

Yes, yes, that one. And remember we talked about how she had started an OnlyFans. Yeah. I saw this clip of her talking on a podcast where they said, you know, how much have you done pretty well out of it? And she was like, yeah, I made $30,000 on my first day before posting anything. And then in six months she's made half a million. Oh, my God.

$500,000. You know those heels that I wore last week? You could do some niche. Do you reckon people would pay to see me walk around in those? Yeah, you could do some niche content in those. Ella, hold the social media video. I'm going to need to monetise this. I need to set up an OnlyFans account.

Yeah? What would you call it? Daddy needs to buy some Dragon Ball Z merchandise. Oh, Jesus. Bree and Clint. That is the end of the show, Fino. Thank you so much for joining us on another edition of the Bree and Clint Show. Been fun.

We tried to nail down what the nation's favourite pie flavour was, and boy, did we fail at that. Yeah, we came to a resounding we have no idea, everyone likes what they like. We bullied some people who believe that chicken, brie and cranberry is the best pie. It's not a standard pie flavour, can I say? We're not saying it's not yum. We're just saying it's too rogue to be considered the greatest pie.

It's very rogue. It's like saying the Eat Lit Food Mars bar inside the meat pie. Have you tried that? Nah. I've heard it's not great. Should we do it? Yeah, I mean, I'd give it a go. Claudia, can you organise two pies and two Mars bars for us tomorrow, please?

How about two pies and three Mars bars? Yeah, boy. Why not three pies? I don't want a pie. I just want the Mars bar. Okay, fair enough. But I saw someone. And can you charge that to work, please?

Oh, yeah. I'm not paying for that. That's an expense. That's content. It's content. Yeah. Is it a Mars bar or is it a peanut slab? Oh, it's a peanut slab.

I think it's a peanut slab. It's a peanut slab. Okay, don't cancel the order for the Mars bars. Get those. Add some peanut slabs. Just get them all. Sorry, can I change mine? Can I get an almond gold, please? Yeah, right.

The superior peanut slab. An almond gold? Almond gold. Wait, what is that? It's exactly the same as a peanut slab, except it's got almonds in it instead of peanuts. Oh, yeah. I'll have either or. It's the superior.

I'll get you one of each. It's the, if you know, you know. The superior. Yeah. I mean, what is the best nut in chocolate? I'm going to say hazel. Yeah, I reckon you're right. I reckon hazel is the superior nut in chocolate.

Yeah, bust a hazelnut right in my mouth. Bust a hazelnut. Okay, well tomorrow's show is planning itself, isn't it? We'll reveal another challenge for Bree that she has to complete to achieve her honorary citizenship, and we'll have a right old laugh. So join us tomorrow at 3 o'clock. Grab our podcast. They're out now on iHeartRadio or wherever you get your podcasts,

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