ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 20th June 2024

Episode Date: June 20, 2024

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If you could be one of the Avengers, which Avenger would you be? Probably Iron Man. Iron Man. Yeah, he's the coolest, I reckon. Nah, I'd pick one that has, I mean, Iron Man is cool. Definitely. You'd be that lame guy who's got the robotic wings, eh? The Birdman guy who's got no special powers at all.

He just built some bird wings and he's like, I'm an Avenger too. And they're like, no, you're not Birdman. Screw you. I'm clearly Spider-Man. Oh, okay. Yeah, you can be Spider-Man. I would pick one that has actual powers. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, well, Tony Stark's got that thing in his chest.

Yeah, but that's just like a pacemaker, isn't it? Yeah, but isn't it like what powers the suit as well? I mean, yeah, but if you take it out, he dies. Yeah. I can shoot webs out of my wrists. True. So is it a power or is it a weakness, that thing in his chest? I mean, it's both, isn't it?

I just look at him like being upgradable. Like, I wish parts of me were upgradable. Like, I could just take them out and put in a better powered one, you know? I mean, if you look into it hard enough, you can upgrade anything. Anything? Yeah. All right. All right.

You'd be Iron Man, I'd be Spider-Man. Who were the producers? How many women were there in the Avengers? Claudia is 100% Black Widow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Aw. Which... You don't want to be her?

Nah, I want to be Thor. Yeah, all the women were lame characters, except for Captain Marvel. Captain Marvel was cool. Oh, you can be Captain Marvel. I really like Scarlet Witch. You've got Captain Marvel's hair now. Yeah, okay, you can be that.

Oh, Scarlet Witch is cool. And Ella would be Ant-Man because she's so little. Oh, I love Ant-Man. Ant-Man's pretty cool. Or the guy with the bow and arrow. Paching. I do like the wasp. The wasp is pretty cool as well.

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If you want it, give us a call now, 0800-DIALS-AT-M to play. Scores are 45 Tradies, 55 Ladies. It's the Tradie vs Lady! Thanks to the Tool Shed. Kiwi-owned, trusted by Tradie. Three, two, one, let's go. Yeah, all the best prizes up for grabs at the moment. Thanks to the Tool Shed for Tradie versus Lady.

At the moment, you can win that 35 litre vacuum cleaner worth $299 plus the Tool Shed of throwing in $50 cash. The Tradies are on 45, picked up a win yesterday. The ladies on 55. Our ladies from Christchurch, she's 18, and her birthday is the day before her mum's birthday. Welcome to the show, Paige. Hi, Paige.

What's the best gift you've ever received? Honestly, probably a $600 tattoo. Oh, nice. Wait, when did you get that? Like last year. 18th birthday. Yeah. Wow, what is it?

What is the tattoo of and where is it? It's on my thigh and it kind of goes up to my hip and it's of three scales, three flowers and a lot of butterflies. Nice. There you go, Paige. Cashing in on those presents, $600 tattoo. Oh, yeah. You're taking on our tradie from Hamilton today.

They are 31, and they've got a baby on the way. Welcome to the show, Jack. G'day, Jack. G'day. Is it a boy or a girl? Do you know? It's a boy, yeah. How many weeks can you find that out, Jack?

I don't know, two months. Is that how soon? Depends how visible it is, I guess. Pretty soon. Depends how much there is to see. And what a boy. Am I right, Jack? Jack, your buzzer is tradie. Paige, you're the lady.

The first of three gets the prize. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. What was the name of the very first Harry Potter book? Trady? Yes, Jack. The Philosopher's Stone?

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone is correct. We'll give it to you. One point to the tradies. Question number two. How do you spell the word exaggerate? Trady? Yes, Jack. Is it E-X?

No, okay. You're right so far. I'm choking. I'm choking, mate. Just have a go. E-X? He said A-G-E-R-A-T-E-D. G.

Oh. Did you say D at the end? Yeah. Oh. You had it. We asked for exaggerate, no exaggerated. Yeah, you exaggerated it a little bit too much. Exaggerated, exaggerate.

Yeah. You were so close. I'm lucky, Jack. You're right there. Question number three. We'll move on. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Sadie. Jackson. Nelly. It is tell me who sings this song. Sadie.

Jackson. Nelly. It is, of course, Nelly, who just got engaged to Ashanti. Yeah, they're having a baby. I feel like it's 2004 all over again. Totally. Question number four. You need this one page to keep yourself in it.

I'm struggling. Just buzz in and give it a go. Question number four. What is another name for deer meat? Tradie. Yes, Jack. Venison? Venison's correct. Venison.

Up the tradies. Up the tradies. There you go, Jackie boy. You got that $299 vacuum cleaner and $ bucks cash thanks to the tool shed. Thanks, guys. No worries. So bestowed. Way to go.

I think I got cut off. Cheers to the tool shed. 30 stores nationwide. The tool shed. Kiwi owned and trusted by tradies. Bree and Clint. You have a clean car, would you say? Yeah, fairly.

Like out of 10. 10 being the cleanest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's tidy, but it's got a few pastry crumbs in it from sausage rolls. But there's no rubbish in my car. No rubbish. Nah. Yeah.

But I don't clean it. I go through the car wash, but I don't get in there. But like the inside, you're not. Nah, I'm not getting in there with the armour all or anything like that. Getting on your hands and knees. I wish I was. I've got a friend who has an immaculate car. He vacuums and cleans it every weekend.

And when you get in it, it's like a brand new car every time. I'm just not that guy. Yeah. I'm just not that guy. Every weekend? Every weekend. Oh, no, that's too much. He's got a vacuum cleaner just for his car.

What kind of car does he have? Volkswagen Amarok. Oh, why would you bother? Every weekend. Every weekend. Every weekend. Well, there's a study that's been done where they surveyed a thousand UK car owners asking all these different questions about their cleaning habits to essentially determine who, what car owners have the tidiest cars. Okay, interesting. Depending on the brand and type of car.

So let's go through the results. Certain people definitely drive certain cars, so this kind of makes sense. Well, rich people can also afford to have their car cleaned professionally. Yeah, but then rich people have a certain kind of car, so it would make sense. That's what I mean. Yeah, yeah. So let's kick it off with what the data revealed.

The cleanliest car drivers on that list was Toyota. Okay. Audi. Right. Mercedes-Benz. BMW. Oh, yeah. Honda.

Honda. But at the top of the list, the tippity top. The most cleanly car drivers, Tesla. Tesla. Tesla drivers clean their cars more frequently compared to other car brands. There's not much in a Tesla. Have you been in a Tesla before? Looks like a spaceship. There's not many nooks and crannies in a Tesla, you know?

Like if you've got rubbish in a Tesla, it's very obvious. I got an Uber home from the Warriors last weekend. Yeah. And it in a Tesla, you know? Like if you've got rubbish in a Tesla, it's very obvious. I got an Uber home from the Warriors last weekend. Yeah. And it was a Tesla. Really? I know. It was like the, you know when you go catch Pokemon? Yeah.

It was like getting Mewtwo when all you used to get is Rattatats. And was it just a regular Uber X? Not an Uber Black or something like that? No, it was just a normal Uber. Really? It was so cool. But it was very awkward for me because I'd had a few beersies at the Warriors and lovely Uber driver, great service, pulled up at my house

and I had no idea how to get out. Oh. There's no handles. How do you? And then I ended up using the manual release and I went, so I went, oh, oh, oh, I don't know what's happening. And then I kind of found it and opened it and I said, oh, I ended up using the manual release and I went, oh, oh, oh, I don't know what's happening. And then I kind of found it and opened it and I said, oh, I've got it. And he goes,

that was the manual release? How are you meant to get out? I think there's like a touch thing. Ah, like a button. I was like, how am I meant to know that? Yeah, how would you know that? I was like, I've never been in a Tesla. Yeah. The data also revealed who were the most unclean car drivers.

Oh, yeah. The dirtiest. The cars, not the drivers. Well, technically, it's the drivers. Is it? Well, technically. Dirty people drive dirty cars. Is that what you're saying?

Well, how else do they get dirty? Rubbish. From who? Yeah, but the person specifically isn't necessarily dirty. No, but they, well, technically depends what you're talking about. Maybe them as a person, their hygiene isn't, but them as a person is a dirty person. Their lifestyle.

Yeah. Okay, all right. Because they're dirty, because their car's dirty. Right, who is that? It says here that the dirtiest car drivers were from car brands such as Ford, Nissan, Volkswagen, Kia and Hyundai. What a stupid list. It says these participants averaged around one cleaning per month

according to the study results. One cleaning a month is a lot. Like if I was cleaning my car 12 times a year, to me that's a good year. I probably clean my car once a month. Do you? Maybe once every two months at least. I'm a Volkswagen driver.

No wonder I'm on that dirty list. Well, that's just what this study says. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what the study says. I thought we could play a bit of a game this afternoon because there's usually quite a lot of people listening and they're in their cars. Yeah. So if you're in their cars. Yeah.

So if you're in your car right now, I want you to call us on 0800-DIALS-IT-M if you have a lot of bottles in your car. Oh, okay. And I'm picturing drink bottles, water bottles, but it could be, I'll accept takeaway cups as well. Cans? Cans. Empty cans of V? Anything that's been as well. Cans. Cans.

Empty cans of V. Anything that's been a drink. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So like a can, a bottle. Hopefully there's not too many alcoholic beverages rolling around the floor. Let's hope not. Let's hope not. But if there is.

You could have like a glass Coke bottle. Yeah, you have a glass Coke bottle. Any sort of bottle, any drinks like that. If you've got quite a few. Can you count them for us? Yeah. And give us a call. How many do you have in your car? And what sort of car is it? Does it match up with this list? Yeah. What car are you driving?

0800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696. The study done in the UK has revealed that Tesla drivers are the tidiest and I mean, there was quite a few are the tidiest. And, I mean, there was quite a few on the dirtiest list for car drivers. Ford, Nissan, Volkswagen, Kia, Hyundai.

Yeah. Couple on the list. Kia, lots of kids in them. Yeah. Fords, big tradie cars. Volkswagens I was surprised about. But then I think in the UK, the Volkswagen's a different kind of person drives it to here in New Zealand.

You know? Yeah. I think the Volkswagen's like the Suzuki Swift of the UK. God. Expensey Suzuki Swift. No, I don't think they're that expensive over there. Oh, really? Yeah. Because they make them over there.

Yeah, they come from Germany. Not coming too far. We're trying to find New Zealand's messiest car. And how we're going to gauge that is how many bottles do you have on the floor of your car at the moment? Because normally, like I gauge, I have a look around and I know I need to clean my car when there's multiple bottles or coffee cups or cans. When you break and a couple come rolling out from under the seat? Yeah. If it's chinking in your car, ching, ching, ching, it's time to clean.

It's time to stop drinking in your car. Rachel's here. Hi, Rach. Hi, Rach. Hi. You're first up. First of all, what kind of car are we talking about? Right now or in the past?

In the past. What did you used to drive and what do you drive now? I had a Mitsubishi Mirage. Okay. I used to have a Mitsubishi Mirage. Did you have the old model? I did. I had a little purple little, a purple pill they used to call it. That's what I had. Mine was purple.

Did yours have a subwoofer in the boot? No, but I used to crank it. The D12 purple pill. Okay, and is that the messy car that you're talking about? No, the current one I have is a Mazda. It's also not on the list. But in this car, currently it was Vinday, but I missed a few. But in the past, there's been 26.

26? And what type? What type are we talking? We're talking water bottles. We're talking takeaway cups. Currently, right now, I just had one. And we've also got a little blender one from home. No, not the Ninja Bullet cup.

I also have a kid. I also have a kid. Do you have a cereal bowl in your car? Are you that person, Rachel? No, but I did have a Katsu chicken bowl last night. Yeah, I'll bet a kid. I also have a kid. Do you have a cereal bowl in your car? Are you that person, Rachel? No, but I did have a Katsu chicken bowl last night. Yeah, I'll bet you did. I went in the bin this morning. All right.

You're in the lead with your 26 bottles inside your Mazda. Thanks, Rachel. Let's go to Gemma. Hi, Gemma. Hi, Gemma. Hello. Gemma, what kind of car are you driving? I drive also a Mazda.

Okay, also a Mazda. But mine's a Mazda 6. Mazda 6? Mazda 6 station wagon. Yeah. Oh, the a Mazda. But mine's a Mazda 6. Mazda 6? Mazda 6 station wagon, yeah. Oh, the sedan station wagon. What are we dealing with? How many bottles? Well, I'm not as good.

I've only got five bottles plus two, I say seven, because two takeaway cups for coffee. Okay. I mean, seven. And five water bottles. Look, seven, I wouldn't say. Why do you keep buying water bottles? Why don't you just take one of those

water bottles inside and refill it? They're reusable. They're reusable, but sometimes we take them, my son takes them out of his bag in the car and then they leave, they just stay in the car for a bit longer and I just clear the other ones that are in the car. Gemma, do you have seven reusable water bottles in your car? Holy smokes!

We thought we were saving the planet with these reusable water bottles. Turns out people just buy them and use them once and then get another one. It gets a bit smell the planet with these reusable water bottles. Turns out people just buy them and use them once and then get another one. It gets a bit smelly, so they buy another one. Thanks, Jimma. Some Jim Buffs texting in with loads of those Musashi Energy protein cans rolling around in the bottom of their car. Yeah, a lot of people texting through how many they're finding. Someone said, I drive an Audi A1, but my friend drives a Subaru and

she has a designated monster can corner. Far out. It says here, with a rotating schedule from driver's side around the car to the floor for all of her cans. You've got a special corner of your car for her. Holy hell. Georgia's here. Hi, Georgia. Hi, Georgia. Hi, guys. We're high. You just cleaned your car the other day.

How many bottles were we dealing with in the car before you cleaned it? 14 V cans and 10 water bottles. Georgia. Like, are they reusable water bottles or plastic? No, plastic. But I have like three Frank Greens, but sometimes I forget them, so I have to buy another bottle. No one needs three Frank Greens.

That's so good. Georgia, you know what I love? I love hearing like in your voice, you're quite proud of it. Yes and no. I only really clean it if I have people coming into my car. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And right now, you're like Ash, catch them.

You've got to catch them all. Exactly. How terrifying is it when you're not expecting a passenger and your car looks like that and you're like, oh, just push the things off the seat. Just sorry, sorry about that. Sorry about the mess. I just panic and shove everything into the boot.

Into the back, yeah. Yeah. Or I love just tucking it in the seat pocket. You shove all the stuff in the seat pocket in the back seat. I'd love to see someone. My go-to is a little pouch by the side of my door. I have a few V-back cans in there as well. Oh, the treasures you would find in there, Georgia.

There you go. If you're sitting in a car full of mess at the moment, you're not the only one. Just don't get any of that underneath the brake pedal, okay? Just be really careful we're not. Just keep it out of the driver's seat for a while. Yeah, the driver's zone is the safe zone. That is the safe zone.

Have a designated corner like that other driver. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. This is a funny story. Dean, who's the celebrity who's getting dragged for having dirty bathwater? You couldn't have given me a million dollars to predict that today's headline would be this. So Chrissy Teigen, who we loved and then we didn't love and then we kind of loved, but she's been up and down in terms of the popularity stakes.

Well, she's now in the, she's in hot water and dirty hot water. Yeah. Who we love, of course. What's his name? John Legend. Am I getting that? John Legend posted a video of her in the bath, and she's in the bath, and, you know, she's so gorgeous, right?

She's scrubbing her skin and people notice that the water, like, you know when like dirty water has like that film on the top of it? Yeah. Imagine you're doing the dishes

and then the dirty water in the dishes can kind of get stuck to the side of the sink. It's like that and everyone's dragging her for it. She's certainly, you know,

she got cancer after, you know, being caught out for cyberbullying Courtney Stodden back in 2021 and of course, didn't she like steal a, well, allegedly, before got cancer after, you know, being caught out for cyberbullying Courtney Stodden back in 2021. And, of course, didn't she, like, steal a... Well, allegedly, before I get sued,

allegedly, like, a cookbook from New Zealand artists? Oh, she got accused of plagiarising the cake as cake mixers, eh? Yeah. These pre-made cakes that this, yeah, Kiwi made, and then she came on board and did a collab, and then a couple of months later bought out her own exact ones. Exactly, yeah. The video's interesting.

There's definitely a scum ring around the outside of the bath. She claims that she's washing off her body makeup in the bath. The bigger question is, why are you posting videos of yourself in the bath in the first place? It's a classic oversharing situation situation and it happens to lots of people where something inadvertently ends up in the background of your video or your photo. But that's what happens when you overshare, you know? She could sell that bath water.

People would buy it. Remember that time that guy, Dean, have I ever told you this story? A guy messaged me on Instagram and said, how much do you charge for your dirty bath water? And after I gave him the price, he said, great, let's do the deal. And I made $1,000. No, you told me you did the deal, but then you chickened out. No, I asked him how much he was willing to pay,

just because I was like, this is funny content. And then he said $1,000. Was it $1,000? It was $1,000. Was it $1,000? It was $1,000. And then I lost the inbox. And to be honest, I wouldn't have done it anyway. Wouldn't you? Back then you wouldn't.

What about now in the cost of living crisis? Oh, I'd think about it now. I would think about it. And to be honest, I could wash my dogs in the bath and send that to him. He wouldn't know. Make it the easy $1,000. You'd do it as well, Dean. All right.

Well, if you're looking for some bath water. I've done worse for less. Yeah, exactly right. You need the easy thousand bucks. You'd do it as well, Dean. All right, well, if you're looking for some bathwater. I've done worse for less. Yeah, exactly right. You need to DM Dean McCarthy. Haven't we all, Dean? Or a Bree Thomasel on Instagram. Let me know. Have your cash ready and we can get you a bottle of that juicy, juicy bathwater.

Cash money, honey. Bree and Clint. An England football fan has awoke in quite a strange place after he fell asleep at a football game where he was in Germany supporting England's first match of the Euros. Yeah. They faced Serbia. He went to the game, obviously had a good time or probably not a good time, fell asleep

and then woke up in the stadium, I believe at like three in the morning. Where in the stadium? In his seat. In his seat? I think he was in his seat. Wow. Must be a big stadium. How funny is that?

You'd rather be in your seat than like in the bowels of the stadium in like one of the bathrooms or something and all the lights are turned off and you don't know how to get out. And then as soon as you open the door, the alarms start going off and all of that. Yeah. Yeah. I mean. You'd rather be out in the open in a seat.

100%. Terrifying though. That moment of, you know when you go. You're like, where am I? Do you remember that feeling when you were sleeping at a friend's house or like staying in a hotel or an Airbnb and you wake up and there's a brief moment where you forget that you didn't go to sleep at your own house?

Yeah, it's scary. Where am I? What's going on? What's happening? It's unexplained how the staff missed the guy sleeping in his seat and he put it down to the stadium's comfy seats and strong beer. Oh, there you go. Do we have some audio of this lad falling asleep at the stadium, Claude? I think we do. I think we did.

There's some audio where he wakes up, I believe, and you can hear him being very confused. Just walking out. It's five o'clock in the morning. I'm stupid and I'm going to jump around. Yeah, he got steamed. He was absolutely... He just innocently fell asleep.

Too much football. Do you reckon that's what it is? Yeah, too much excitement. You know how I'm a prolific plane sleeper? You are. I fall asleep. No crap as soon as they turn the engines on. I've very rarely seen the safety video.

Sorry, New Zealand. And I usually wake up when the tyres skid when the plane lands. There's a time where I didn't and I had the window seat and everybody got off the plane. I've been woken up by the cleaners before. Have you? Yeah. So they're like come past in their high-vis vest and their little

plastic bags and they're like shake me on the shoulder and they're like excuse me sir, sorry, we need to clean the plane. Time to get off. Time to get up. You know I've got like 30 photos of you sleeping on planes? Yeah. Just in my arsenal. And I know that I'm not a pretty plane sleeper either. Is anyone?

My mouth's always open. Is anyone a pretty plane sleeper? You know the one good thing I liked about when we had to wear masks on planes? Yeah. Was the fact that it would cover my hideous sleeping face. Kept the drool in. Oh, thank God. I've got a mate who woke up in the toilets of a bar after a friend's 21st.

No. Yeah. He was in a stall and had too much to drink, fell asleep. And I reckon he fell asleep at like midnight. And what time did he wake up? The bar closed at 2.30. He woke up at 4.30. Locked in the bar.

Locked in the bar. Locked in the bar. Yeah. I mean, worst places to be locked. Terrified. Yeah, I bet. Yeah. Probably think, I'm going to get in so much trouble, they're going to think I broke into

this bar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't break in, you locked me in. Let's throw it out there. 0800 dial ZM. Wedge, you're full of sleep that you probably shouldn't have. I saw an interview that was done on Aussie morning TV like yesterday, and Carl Stefanovic was interviewing these two older gentlemen. Yes.

And one of them fell asleep during the interview. During the interview? During the interview. Oh no. Oh no. You can text us at 9696. Where were you when you inappropriately fell asleep? A football fan has found

himself waking up at four in the morning in a stadium after he fell asleep. Just walking out. It's five o'clock in the morning. I'm shivering. I'm going to jump around. He sounds

fluffed. He sounds steamed, but he also sounds freezing. He sounds like he got woken up because he was shivering. So we're asking, where did you fall asleep? Someone texted and said they fell asleep during an MRI, which reminded me, and have you done this too? I've fallen asleep in the dentist's chair quite a few times. No.

Oh, not you, just me? No, not me. And neither in an MRI. I'm so anxious in that tunnel. I'm so claustrophobic. I've fallen asleep in the hairdresser's chair too. Oh, my God, what's wrong with me? But, yeah, I was having quite a bit of work done on my teeth a couple of years

ago, like drilling out old fillings and putting a new one. And you fell asleep? Yeah. Is you alright? Because you're just lying back. And then when they put that, they've got this wedge that they put in. It hurts! You don't even have to think about keeping your mouth open anymore because they put this big door stopper thing in. God, how lazy have we become

as a human race? So we want to know where'd you fall asleep? This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, sleepyhead. Hi. Anonymous, tell us, where'd you fall asleep? So it wasn't me. It was my husband.

Okay. It was over like December, January period where drinks are flowing. Party period. And good times are being had. Yes. And he had a night of drinking and he passed out in the bathroom, but it was just a bathroom with just a toilet, so not like a shower and a bath and everything.

And he'd passed out and blocked the door. And at 3 a.m. my gran couldn't get in to go to the bathroom. Oh, no. Oh, no. So what happened in the end? Did Gran wet herself? No, she had to go to the main bedroom and use that bathroom and just hope to not wake up Mum and Dad.

She's embarrassing for him. She's your gran, not your partner's gran, right? No, my gran. Oh, no, poor Gran. He's the big drunken oaf who fell asleep and blocked the toilet. Yep, till probably like 5am. I bet he hasn't lived that down for many years. Anytime he goes to the toilet now, people are like, don't fall asleep.

Don't block the door. Don't fall asleep, mate. Sarah's here. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hello. How are you guys? Good.

Thank you, mate. Was it you that fell asleep somewhere you shouldn't have? Yeah, my parents and then my partner's parents were meeting for the first time. Yeah. And then I fell asleep because I was very hungover. Oh, no. No, not at the meet the parents.

Yeah. Where were you that you fell asleep? I was just sitting on the couch and my mum and my partner's mum were having a yarn and I was just snoring away. To be honest, though, you had already met your partner's parents before, right? Yeah, obviously.

So it's not your first impression to make it. The pressure's all on your mum and dad, you know? Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're cool. Just chill out. Have a sleep. Who cares?

Can you imagine the stuff they would have been saying about you? You're just... Oh, I know. I know. I'm very embarrassed. Oh, bless you, Sarah. I hung over too. Someone said I fell asleep at a Pussycat Dolls concert.

But I was only four, so. That's fair. And to be honest, that Pussycat Dolls show, it peaked early. Lady Gaga opened. Oh, yeah, you didn't miss much. All the action came early at that Pussycat Dolls show. Another call. Here's Libby.

Hi, Libby. Hi, Libby. Hi there. How are you going? Good, thanks. It's a friend of yours that fell asleep somewhere they shouldn't have. Yes, we were at a festival slash night out in Auckland City and she woke up the next morning in the passenger seat of a car

that she didn't know whose car it was with the car keys in her hand and six other people's driver's licenses. What? She had no idea what happened, who the people were, who the owner of the car was or anything. What? So she was the only one in the car? She was the only one in the car. And the keys were in the ignition, but she was in the passenger seat? Well, I think they were in her hand, yeah.

They were in her hand? And there were six driver's licenses. Yeah, she had to hand herself all the things into the police station because she had no idea. So did she figure out in the end what happened? No, she still doesn't know. Were the police like, hey, we don't really understand either. We're going to arrest you just in case and then just check this out. Or the police were like, we know exactly what's happened to you. Clearly, you've had a big night out

and you've started a new career as a driving instructor. Clearly. What a mystery. God, that literally is one of those moments, you tell me, Libby, where she surely... Sorted her drinking out. ..would have been like, I'm not drinking again. I don't think, yeah, I don't think you can start the same sentence.

I bet. I don't think you can. That's one of those wake-up moments, eh? It takes one of those moments for some people. Yeah, it's like she doesn't remember anything. It's just crazy. Yeah, that's scary. Whose car was it?

No idea. No idea. What kind of car? Do you remember, Libby? No, I don't remember. I don't know where she was. She was by herself with six people's driver's licenses. Six people's driver's licenses, apparently.

God, she did well, though, if that was the aim of the night, to get as many driver's licenses as you can. Got to catch them all. Yeah, she did very well. That's fine. Thanks, Libby. We appreciate it. So many crazy stories.

I fell asleep at a funeral one time. Someone said, I fell asleep at the steering wheel of a Navy ship. Okay, that's terrifying. That's so scary. And someone else, I've never done this before, that someone said they fell asleep getting an ankle tattoo. Oh, see, some people love it. Yeah.

Some people love it. You've got an ankle tattoo. It hurts like hell. That's what I would imagine. It's like all bone. That's wild. Bree and Clint. Time for a round of What's the Plot?

Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plotline, that she can do. Brie and Clint's

What's the Plot? The ultimate movie guessing game where you go head to head with our movie buff Bree to answer plot lines as quickly as possible. Guess the movie from the plot line as quickly as you can. And today there's 50 bucks up for grabs. Who am I playing? Who am I taking on the Savo?

SJ. Oh my God, is this Sean Johnson? No. Are you sure, Sean, is this Sean Johnson? No. Are you sure, Sean? Is this Sarah Jessica Parker? Not quite. I wish I could say yes to that. Imagine if it was Sean Johnson. No, I'm not

disappointed that you're not. I'm glad you are here. It's just, you know, just for a second I thought it could be. He definitely listens to this show. He definitely does. But SJ, we're excited you're here. Have you ever played before? No, I've never managed to get through on something on the

radio, so this is a first for me. Let's hope you're successful. SJ, how it works is I'll start reading out plot lines. If you think you know what it is, you buzz in with your name and have a guess. If you get it wrong, the other person gets a free guess. It's fine.

We just keep going like that. The first person to correctly give me two movie titles is going to win the game. Okay? Great. Sounds good. I'm ready. Best of luck, SJ. Our theme this week, because Bree's coming off a loss and we are back at square one.

Bree's favourite movies. These are all movies with one word titles. Oh, okay. Square one,-word titles. Oh, okay. Square one, one-word titles. Okay. Okay. Oh, God, my mind is racing right now. Movie number one.

A man seems to have it all, but his wife is increasingly frustrated by the amount of time he has to spend at work. He can't seem to find time to be at home until he meets an eccentric inventor who gives him a device that controls time. Click! Click! Click is

correct and Bree just got in first. SJ? Is that what you were going to say? No. I was going to say I felt you clipping at my heels. What were you going to guess? I thought for a second, okay, I was thinking her. Oh, that's a good guess.

I haven't seen, like, yeah, Click in a very long time. It's so sad. Don't recommend. It's very sad. It's very sad. I was like, this is not what I expect from my Adam Sandler films. Great message. Great message in the film.

Completely off the mark for this. Okay. All right. We're back on. Second movie. You're still in this, SJ. Our hero is the main attraction where he lives. He and his best friends have spent their whole lives in blissful captivity, being admired.

SJ. Home. Home is incorrect. I'll give Brie a free guess. Oh, is that that really dark film, SJ? No, I think it's like an animated film. Oh, yeah, I gotcha. I don't know.

I need more. You don't know? Okay, I can tell you it is an animated film. I'll continue. They've been living in blissful captivity, being admired by the public with regular meals provided. Bree. Bree.

Madagascar. It's the one. Oh, yeah, yeah. Sheie. Madagascar. It's the one. Yeah, yeah. She's back. Sorry, SJ. No, you're right. We have one fair and square. We have a consolation.

It's harder when you're on here, like, you know. The pressure. I'm on the radio all the time yelling at these people, and I'm one of them now. You're telling me, SJ. I've got the pressure every week. Yeah, that's fair. Hey, SJ, thank you so much for playing, being such a good sport.

We've got 50 KFC chicken dollars for you. Oh, lovely. Thank you so much. Have a good evening, you two. You too, mate. Good to talk to you. Bye. That's What's the Plot?

We'll play again next week for our hundy buckers. Bree and Clint. Sorry, I forgot where we were in the show. That's me. This is exciting times because finally, sorry, I forgot where we were in the show. That's me. This is exciting times because finally, finally, short shorts are on trend for men. How unfortunate that we're in the depths of winter when this trend has come along.

I know, I know. But I will say it's probably a good thing because then it gives all the men time to not skip leg day in the lead up to summer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you're actually in really good stead for this. Apparently, it's been clawing its way up the fashion ladder for a number of months, but actor Paul Mescal

wore some short shorts on a red carpet, and now everyone is talking about it. He is very influential when it comes to men's fashion, isn't he? Yes. Like he's sort of at the cutting edge of what's trendy for men. Yeah, he's like wearing stuff before anyone else is wearing it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Was there audio for this one, Claude?

Yeah, I think we have some audio of Paul Mescal talking about short shorts. I'm a fan of the shorts in scene. From my eye, it's to do with like proportion, like shorter, short, and maybe a longer top. I'm a big advocate the shorts in seam. From my eye, it's to do with proportion, like shorter, short, and maybe a longer top. I'm a big advocate for men wearing shorter shorts. Whatever he just said, I don't understand, but short shorts. He sounds hot. By the way, we're talking like stubby length shorts on men.

Short shorts. It kind of looks like you're wearing boxer shorts. Yes. Yeah. I mean, which has been a trend for the ladies as well for the past 12 months. To wear men's boxer shorts? Well, to wear shorts that look kind of like men's boxer shorts. Right.

But in a fashion sense. We're talking satin Tasmanian devils. No. No, not those ones? No, no. Not the Bart Simpson eat my shorts boxer shorts? No, not those. More just the stripy cotton.

Right. Cotton kind of vibe. I understand. They're calling it the thigh guy summer. That's been trending all over social media. Yeah. But the thing that really got me and where I knew that this is going to be a big trend and you need to jump on this early, lads, is that the Gucci menswear show that happened in Milan

in the last week, which is a big deal. It's like the fashion capital of Italy. Apparently, 41 of their 46 looks for men featured short shorts. Damn. And that's where all Kiwi men get their fashion advice, from the Milan Gucci fashion show. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Warriors, the Warriors, if you're listening, you're about to sell a whole lot of stock. Well, Kiwi lads are kind of poised for this already because they love, we love a stubby. We love a short, short. I don't, what I don't think we're ready for is the socks and shoes that go with the stubbies because we're stubbies jandals or stubbies boots.

But we're talking like you could even wear dress shoes in a pair of like tube socks with these short shorts. I wouldn't. Really? If it was me, I reckon. Paul Mescalis. Yeah, see, I don't love that. He's wearing white socks and loafers with his short shorts.

I'd go a crew sock in an Air Force One or a pair of Sambas. Oh, yeah, okay. I think that would look quite cute. Yeah. But, I mean, I put you to the test earlier today where I bought in some of my short shorts. Yes. And you tried them on.

Would you ever, genuinely asking you now, would you ever wear a pair of short shorts? 100%. Out in public? 100%. I reckon it's liberating. Yeah. Oh, get your thighs out.

Yeah. There's the breeze and breeze on your upper thighs. Yep. Plus, like, it's a part of your body you can, like, show off. Because, like, there's not many of those for men, you know? Like, we don't have cleavage. I guess you've got the guns you can put out there. Yeah, yeah.

Why not get the thighs out, I say. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. How did you think I went? I think you went well. Yeah? I'd say the denim was too far, the pair of denim. Oh, yeah, Yeah. How did you think I went? I think you went well. Yeah. I'd say the denim was too far, the pair of denim. Oh, yeah, Brie put me in a pair of Daisy Jukes.

It was a bit hard. The denim shorts, I'd say a no, but the other two, I thought you looked great. Yeah. Yeah. Claudia, what did you think? How did you like my legs? Yeah, it was pretty good. Thanks, babes.

Her voice went real high. Yeah, I reckon it's because she liked it so much. You've got great legs. Thanks, babes. Ella, what do you reckon? I actually surprised myself. I didn't mind it. You've got nice thighs.

Would you like your fiancé Ryan in a pair of short shorts? Yeah, he runs a lot, so I see that already. And I do like it. You see what? Something I'm discovering about myself. You see what? Up her thigh. If you want to see Clint in some of my shorts, that sounds weird, you can head to our Instagram at Breeinclint.

Have a look at the story there. Never thought I'd finally get into your pants. Yeah, it's about time. Here we are. What do Timothee Chalamet, Barry Keegan, Josh O'Connor and Ryan Gosling all have in common? They've all dated Sabrina Carpenter. No, it's not that. They are all

classified as quote-unquote hot rodent men. It means that they are attractive because they kind of look like a rat or they have rat-ish features. That's the trend anyway. Here to explain the hot rodent

boyfriend trend is ZM's head of social media content and rat boy enthusiast Caitlin Bolton hi Caitlin hello Caitlin thank you so much for joining us on such a serious topic when did you first realize you had a rodent fetish it honestly it seems like it's a fetish I've been waiting for this to be a thing for so long. I used to go to my friends. I used to classify this as lizard men. So I'm kind of glad that it's evolved into rat men. I can see it on screen now.

I'm loving it. I'm so happy. Once you put these men side by side, you can definitely see a correlation. Like I'm getting ratatouille vibes. I'm getting... It's not... I don't know if it's real rat or if it's just animated rat. I don't know if like Disney Pixar has blurred the lines between what a real rat looks like

and what a humanoid rat looks like. I see what you're saying. You know? I feel like it's a mesh of both. Yeah. Because I mean, let's be real. And people haven't been talking about it enough. And I think it's about time we brought it to the surface because Ratatouille's hot.

Ratatouille's hot? Remy from Ratatouille. You think Remy's hot? He's hot. I think he's a nice guy. I'd maybe give him a chance. I don't know. I think Roddy from Flushed Away is the hottest. So hot. I think, yeah, number one. He's like great hair. He's just a nice guy. He's got a great

story arc. He actually has it all. He's got the accent. Okay. Are there any other hot rats? Because we're talking about men who look like rats who are hot, but this is a different topic altogether. This is just straight rats. This is hot rats. Are there any other hot rats?

Any other hot rats? The rats in the Pied Piper? No? There was a few. Three blind mice? No. No, no, no. Not three blind mice. Too little?

Too young. Did you guys? He's too kind. I think not three blind mice. Do a little? Too young. Did you guys? He's too kind. I think I want like a bit of a grittier rat. So that's why rats are hot, not mice, because they've got a bad boy ear. They've got kind of like a broader shoulder. Okay, we're getting somewhere with this. Yeah.

So. This is the dumbest conversation I've ever been a part of. It is. But this is an actual article on websites like CNN today where people are talking about the hot rat man aesthetic. So what do you think it is that classifies rat looks? Is it the cute little ears that stick out the side? Is it the pointy little nose snout situation?

How does someone, do you think, have rat boy energy? I think rat boy energy is just being a little bit like ruckus and also like not like traditionally hot yes like someone who's always overlooked but like actually super hot that's a great way to describe it i reckon not traditionally good looking are they dirty are rat boys dirty nah they can be clean they just kind of give like a little bit of right do they carry the They just kind of give like a little bit of rah, rah, rah. Do they carry the plague? They kind of look like they gnaw. I hope not. Yeah, right. Yeah, they look like they give a little. It's not a teeth thing. None of

the Rat Boys we're looking at, it's not like that. It's like a buck tooth thing, like they've got sharp or pointy teeth. So we're looking at Timothee Chalamet and Barry Keegan and a few others. Who else are famous men with Rat Boy aesthetic? The number one Rat Boy is Jeremy Allen White. Wait, who's that?

Yeah. Wait, what? Is that the name of the show, The Beef? Oh. The Bear? I only know him from the Calvin Klein act. The Bear. And the restaurant they work in is called The Beef.

Oh, that's the one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Number one. People say that Travis Kelsey has Rat Boy energy. Travis Kelsey? Oh, but that is just number one. Right. We Travis Kelsey has rat boy energy. Travis Kelsey? Oh, but that is just number one. Right.

We're looking at Jeremy Allen White. He's definite rat boy energy. For sure. You're right. He kind of looks like he lives in a sewer. He looks like he can cook. In a hot way, yeah. And he looks like he can cook.

Oh, my God. Yeah. Jeremy Allen White. Oh, my God. He is Ratatouille. He's Remy. He's Remy. He's real life Remy. He's real life Remy.

He's real life Remy. Okay. That's wild. Well, we have a whole new category. I love this because I think it's awesome to see people who aren't conventionally fit into the typical good-looking box and now, you know, being. Give them a chance.

Yeah, being paraded around, like get a bit of attention. I think we need to, you know, really start talking about the next. The next one. The next one, which I believe, I believe is armadillo men. Right, okay. Yep. Spiky. What physical characteristics do armadillo men have?

Yes. They're a bit spiky. Hard shell. Hard shell. Got a tail. So emotionally they're quite turned off. They've got a hard shell. Exactly.

Long tongues. Yeah, okay. Yeah turned off. They've got a hard shell. Exactly. Long tongues. Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah. Armadillo man. Armadillo man is the next big thing. Pick your creature. This is what women need to do. They need to go to the zoo. Because it's in you. You don't get to decide. It's called

Bar 101. Find out which animal you're most attracted to. And just go after it. And then find the person with those physical characteristics. It's going to be rats, though. It's rat men for sure. It's rat men for sure. I'm ready for a play. Thanks, Caitlin.

I feel smarter and dumber at the same time. Me too. Thanks, guys. Look, I just want to give a little bit of a warning. This story will make some people a little bit squeamish. Okay. It is quite gruesome, but it's a true story, and it's happened to a 19-year-old girl by the name of Tilly Yeats.

Yeat? Yeat? Look, this is going to turn people off. If you've been thinking about getting a nipple piercing, this story is going to completely turn you off. Yeah. And Tilly said that she was getting ready. She was getting a nipple piercing. Oh, yeah. This story is going to completely turn you off. Yeah. And Tilly said that she was getting ready. She was at college.

So she was staying in the halls and the bathroom was quite small. She was getting ready. And so she was in the shower and that's when disaster struck, when her nipple piercing got caught in the shower door. Oh. She said she opened the door. Yeah. And it tore the jewellery item.

Yeah. Completely out. Oh. She panicked, looked down, and half of her nipple was flapping about. Jeez, that's graphic. She said that there was so much blood that she grabbed a towel to compress the injury and then was completely stark as,

had to call for help. Some of the other girls that lived in the dorm, they came down to give her a hand and she had to go straight to A&E. Oh, my God. She got shipped off to A&E and apparently because there was so much blood, she went straight through. The nurse saw her and luckily there is a happy ending to this story. Yeah.

The nurse was able to stitch her back up. Stitch her nipple back on. Stitch her back together. Oh. And she said that she does have a scar, but it's not too bad. Okay. Sweet. Happy ending.

So happy ending. The scar's a good story. I'd take the piercing out, though. Oh, the piercing was gone. It was still in the shower door. Yeah, but I wouldn't, you know, like. She had both of them pierced. I'd take the other one out.

I would too. Yeah. I've had, embarrassingly, I've had an eyebrow piercing in the past. And it's not a private part, but it's enough that when you are drying yourself with a towel it can get caught in the towel and it can quite hurt so imagine that's on your nipple or your downstairs bits it's getting caught in the towel

wah! I remember when I got my nose pierced for the first time and it was fresh and I got it caught in the towel a couple of times and oh god it's painful I can only imagine what this poor woman felt like. Yeah. Like, just.

Well, so she's young, so I get stuck in the shower door. As you get older. But it wasn't even in the towel. What part of the shower door? Yeah, right. Could have been the handle. Could have been the, is it closed? Sliding part.

Sliding bit. But as you get older, it'll get stuck in lower and lower items. Like, she could have got stuck in like a vanity drawer. The toilet seat. Stuck under the toilet. Yeah. You've got to be careful. She could have tripped on it.

Yeah. Could have caught it in her shoelaces. It serves as a nice, like it serves a double purpose when you get older because you can also team it as a toe ring. Yeah. Or like a bottle opener. Yeah. It's great.

I thought let's throw it out there. 0800 dials at M. What is your private parts injury? Yeah. Have you had one? Could be to do with a piercing. Could be to do with a piercing. I copped the worst injury I've ever had to the privates.

Yes. Was playing softball, was playing shortstop. Yes. And the catcher has thrown it over because the girl was stealing from first to second and I've run over to tag her. Yeah. And her head has literally head-butted me in the privates. Really?

And I'm not joking. When I say that I was black and blue, I was black and blue. You got a head to the pubis. Yep. It was bruised. Like, real bad. Usually people are into that kind of thing, but not in this instance.

Not that fast. Not into it. 0800-DARLS-ZM. You can text us on 9696. We'll keep it as PG as possible, but we'd like to know your private parts injuries. A young woman has shared her story about ripping her nipple open after it got caught in the shower door.

Her nipple piercing, yeah. Yeah, the nipple piercing got caught. And it all ends well, though, because she got it stitched back up and she said it looks pretty normal. You told that story before and someone texted and said, my nips just turned into innies listening to that story. I feel like that would have happened to a lot of people. They went right back into you.

So this is your warning because we have asked people to tell us, what is your private parts injury? I love this text that's come through. Someone just said, got stung by a jellyfish in my lady parts. Oof. Was it a blue bottle? We were talking about ripping the nipple piercing out and someone said, I did this.

I ripped mine out with my bracelet in my sleep. It's got a hand. So you just roll over in your sleep and you caught it. That's terrible. Would have woken you up. You wake up screaming. Your partner's like, what the hell is going on? I just thought of a real good joke.

Can we go back? Yeah, yeah. Okay, that jellyfish text? Yeah. I bet it was a box jellyfish. Is that a type of jellyfish? Yeah. Okay.

Damn it. Damn it. I thought it was a common type. Maybe it is. I don't know my jellyfish. Let's go to Pip with the Saw Private Parts. Hi, Pip. Hi, Pip.

Hi. I just did exactly the same as what you said in the story, but on the shower door. You ripped your nipple piercing out on the shower door? Yes. So it's common. Where did it get caught? Like, how did it actually happen?

I believe it was getting in, and then it just ripped on the door. And it was half still on, so it was kind of hanging. Oh, God, Pep. Can I ask? That's terrible. And this goes for any of you ladies with the chuzzies up front. When you didn't have a piercing in there,

were you regularly brushing your nipples against the shower door? Like how close are your boobs getting to the shower door? Depends how big they are. I think they just get in the way. Claudia just gave a knowing nod. Do they bump into things when you're showering and stuff? I mean, sometimes you just take corners too tight, you know? Yeah, right.

When they're not strapped in, eh? Yeah. Like there's a lot more parts that can get caught. God, you guys are lacking spatial awareness of your own breasts. Well, I feel like they're a different size when you're not wearing a bra. Did it end happily? Pep, did you get it all sewn up? Yeah, windows are nursed and then a few months later got it redone.

I was just about to ask that. So you went back later got it redone. I was just about to ask that. So you went back and got it redone to this day? You still have it? Yeah. No, I did take it out. I thought I'd better mature. Yeah. And that's growth, Pip. Well done. There you go, Pip. That's great to hear. Well done. This is also a great text. Someone said, when I was six, I got my

wanger caught in the zip of my jeans. That would have hurt. Big time. Someone else said, I own horses and I had a horse bite me on the bum when I was doing his cover-up. I still have a scar eight years later. Ouch. How do you explain a bite mark scar on your bum to people? You're like, oh, a horse bit me.

Horse. Sure. Sure it was. Sure, yeah, I've got a horse too. I got eczema on my nipple and I scratched a hole in my areola once. You scratched all the way through your areola? That's so, so bad.

Someone else said, anonymous please, but my wife dropped a shaver from a high shelf and sliced her nipple. It's healed now, but a chunk is missing. That's terrible. Someone else said my ex was trying to close his chest of drawers and caught his doodle in them. Doodle is such a good word. Lots of blood and a few stitches. He's left with a scar. I had a guy leave a handprint bruise on my boob once.

Oh, that's not, no, that's not nice. You guys are going hard. That is not nice. Dave's here. G'day, Dave. Hi, Dave. G'd no, that's not nice. You guys are going hard. That is not nice. Dave's here. G'day, Dave. Hi, Dave. G'day, how are you? Good, thank you, mate.

Tell us, what was your private parts injury? Oh, when I was a kid, I used to ride my bike to school and I got a flat tyre one afternoon and I thought, oh, I'll get up early the next morning and I'll fix that. And I was only a little fella. I was pretty self-reliant. Fixed the puncture and was pumping it back up.

And we had one of those foot pumps, you know, you put your feet on it and then you pump it with your hands up and down. And I was still on my 1970s PJs that had a hole for the fly. And then on the downward stroke, the little fella popped out and I got slammed with a T-bone coming down. And the weird thing is I didn't scream. I just had my mouth open. No noise came out.

You stomped on it. You crushed your little boy penis with your bike pump. Dave! No. God, you would have had to plug the pump into that afterwards and pump it back up. Well, I had to go from a two-eye back to a one-eye, so the scars's all there.

Oh, bless you, Dave. That's horrific. You're going to need a puncture kit for your donger. Yeah, that'll be good. Oh, Dave. Oh, well, Dave. Have you got a scar? Have you got a scar?

Yeah, yeah, got the scar on the end of it. It's all fine. It's going to work. Was that fun showing partners as you grew older? You're like, hey, you want to see something cool? It's more like, what's going on there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a great icebreaker at parties, I bet, Dave.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's different on your roadmap, mate? Well, let me tell you a story. I see your caesarean scar scar and I raise you one shaft scar. A pee-pee scar. Thanks, Dave. That wasn't too bad. You want one more? Go on.

Someone said, not me, but my stepmother got kicked in both her boobs by a horse. Couldn't have happened to a nicer person. Oh, Jesus. Horses know, eh? Horses know. Yeah, they know. They're like, this bitch.

This, she's going to cop it. Bree and Clint. We were talking before about private parts injuries. Yep. And do you want one, one, one more? Yeah, go on. Someone said, I was jumping on a steel drum and one foot went in and one foot went out. I crushed my jewels.

They went from white to black from bruising. I wonder if it sounded like, you know, when you hear people playing those Caribbean steel drums. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Squish. Brian Clint. Brian Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Do your birthday bangers for a Thursday. Brian Clint.

Do your birthday bangers for a Thursday. Number one songs when you turn 16. Sit back, relax, we figure it out, and then we give it to you. Paige is going to go first. Kia ora, Paige. Paige. Hello. How's your day been, mate?

It's been pretty good. How's your guys' day been? Yeah, it's been pretty good. Delightful, thanks, Paige. It's been lovely. Hey, Paige, what's your date of birth? The 28th of the 6th, 2005. All right, Paige, that means you were 16 in 2021.

And back on your 16th, this was at the top. Tune, BTS. Butter. Butter. Butter. When are they getting out of the military so they can do some more music? I don't know. What do you reckon, Paige? You a fan of the BTS boys?

You saying no? Yeah, okay. Some of their stuff you like. They got a couple of bangers. Okay, wait there. We're going to go to Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah.

Hello. Whereabouts in the country are you, Sarah? We're in Hunteville. Hunteville. Whereabouts is that? Kind of between Palmerston North and Wanganui. Oh, yeah. I know where you are. Okay, cool.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, thanks for calling through. What is your birthday? 10th of October, 1987. All right. That means you were 16, Sarah, in 2003. And back on that exact date, this was at the top.

Baby boy, you stay on my mind. Come on, girl, let me know you're feeling. Beyonce, Sean Paul, Baby Boy. What do you reckon, Sarah? That's a tune. Definitely a banger.

It's a massive banger from Beyonce and Sean Paul. They need to bring back that combo. Crazy that Sean Paul and Beyonce were on the same level in 2003. No disrespect to Sean Paul, but... He's had a good run, but it's Beyonce. It's Beyonce, you know. One more birthday banger for May. G'day, May.

It's gonna be May. Hi. Hello, May. How's gonna be May. Hi. Hello, May. How are you? Good. How are you? We're doing well. Do I sense an accent?

Yeah, I'm from the Philippines. The Philippines. I love the Philippines. I've visited a couple of times. Beautiful place. Oh, nice. Thanks for calling through. What is your date of birth, May? 26th. Oh, nice. Thanks for calling through. What is your date of

birth, Mae? 26 of June, 1989. Alright, that means... Oh, no. Born one month too late. Oh, true. I bet Mae's heard that joke her whole life. Sorry, Mae. The doctor said it's gonna be Mae. And it was June.

Ended up being June. Um, here's your birthday banger. Akon Lonely. What do you reckon, May? Do you like that one from Akon? Yeah, I love it. Me too. I reckon Akon's...

People, Akon has got so many bangers in his back catalogue. And you throw one kid off the stage and all of a sudden people stop saying how good you are as an artist. Is that what happened? I thought he signed Lady Gaga and thought, I don't need to do this anymore. I think that too, yeah. She's making the money for me. I'm going to vote Akon Lonely. I'm voting Baby Boy Beyonce.

Claudia, we haven't caught on you in a couple of weeks, but it's your pick. What is the winner of Birthday Banger today? It's definitely out of those two for me, but I think I'm leaning towards Acorn today. Damn. The question mark at the end of that. But yeah, you sound so sure. Hey, May, you're the winner of Birthday Banger today. Well done.

Thank you. Nice work, May. Here we go. of Birthday Banger today. Well done. Thank you. Nice work, May. Here we go. Coming straight out of 2005. Lonely. Here's Akon and Lonely on ZM. Bree and Clint. I'm nobody for my own.

I'm so lonely. I'm Mr. Lonely. Bree and Clint. So lonely. So Clint. So lonely. So lonely. So lonely. ZM, Bree and Clint, the winner of Birthday Banger from 2005 is Akon and Lonely for May. How good's Akon?

What's he up to? He just played at T-Pain's festival I saw on TikTok. Wisconsin Fest. And I think he's doing some work in Senegal in West Africa like spending his millions

on like infrastructure and things like that for people in Senegal. That's good. Good on him. Is he married? Akon. I don't know why you can't.

Is he still lonely? Okay, next on the show, Bree's got a generational test for us. Yeah, this test has been doing the rounds around the globe, actually, where you can test what generation you're from. Okay. Based on answering this really simple music question. Okay, sure. We're going to put everyone in our show to the test,

and if you're listening, you can play along as well. All right, we'll do it next. Bree and Clint on Zit-In. Bree and Clint. I saw this test going around, and originally it comes from a comedian who does a bit of stand-up around this piece of information. Sure.

Where she believes that you can tell what generation someone is from based on saying a couple of words and seeing what song they automatically start singing. Okay. So I thought we could put it to the test here this afternoon. And if you're listening, you can also play along. Sure. So the original one, the easiest one.

So I'm just going to say two words and then we've got the producers in here as well. And then we'll go around the room and you just say what was the first song or the first lyric that comes to mind when I say these two words. Generationally, we've got a Gen Z. Yes. We've got a millennial and an elder millennial. Yeah, we've got some millennials. Don't laugh.

Wait, what am I? You're an elder millennial. No, you're a middle millennial. You're a millennial. Middle millennial. Thank you. A middle millennial. Yes. Man, I'm Middle millennial. Thank you. A middle millennial. Yes.

Man, I'm surrounded by you guys. That is blushing hairs. Yeah. But that's fine. Middle. Okay. Hashtag middle. What song comes to mind when I say, hey now?

Clint. No, you don't have to buzz in. Everyone can answer, but yes, you can go first. You're an all-star, get your game on. Go play. Oh, good one. Yeah. That would be, do we have that? Hey now, you're an all-star, Get Your Game On, Go Play. Oh, good one. Yeah. That would be, do we have that?

Hey now, you're an All-Star, Get Your Game On, Go Play. Good one. Super uber popular from the movie Shrek. And then I know what it would be for people above us, what it would be too. What? Hey. Would it be?

Hey now, hey now, Don't dream it's over Credit house Oh you got that too Don't worry we got them all For me I feel like it should be Hey now you're an all star But for me You might

Hey now, hey now This is what dreams are made of That's what I thought Yeah that's where my mind went to But that song's just so damn catchy Who's this? Hilary Duff Yes. That's what I thought. Yeah, that's where my mind went to. But that song's just so damn catchy. Who's this? Hilary Duff.

Hold Your Tongue. Who's that? Lizzie McGuire. Who hasn't seen the movie? You wouldn't have seen it. Do you like it? Yeah, up the duff. Yeah. If you watch the movie, you get it with nostalgia.

Okay, that's the first one. Let's move on to what song comes to mind when I say don't stop. Claudia. Yes, Claudia. I would do don't stop believing. For me, it's don't stop moving to the funky, funky beat. You're joking. Oh, that's the other one.

That's the other one. Oh, not that one? Isn't it? No, that's a different one, isn't it? It is. You're joking. Oh, that's the new one. Not that one. Oh, not that one? Isn't it? Nah, that's a different one, isn't it? It is. It's how it starts, eh? Yeah. Moving to the...

Club beat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what comes to mind when I hear it. This one. Sorry, that song just feels a little bit... Just a little bit... What, it's Club 7? This is from the 2000s.

It's just a little bit old. This is like primo old. What, it's Club 7? This is from the 2000s. It's just a little old. This is like primo 2000. This is as old as we are. I would have thought that you Gen Zs would have been junk jamming to this. Yeah. All right, Gen Z, what comes to mind when I say Don't Stop For You? What you guys said first. Don't Stop Believin'.

It's Glee. Glee. Believe it. This song's a million more years older. Yeah, but Glee made it popular. Yeah, they Glee-ified it. Yeah. There is one more that we missed, this one from Fleetwood Mac.

Oh, yeah. Thinking about tomorrow. Yeah, true. I would say they'd be your Boomers. Yeah. Or your Gen Xers. Or your Gen Xers. And Gen Xers, yeah.

Yeah, for sure. What comes to mind? What other one did we do, Kloof? We Are. We Are. Oh, Clint. I don't know if you'll have this did we do, Kloof? We Are. We Are. Clint? Yes. I don't know if you'll have this one.

I got that. I'll be real surprised if you got it. Is it Niche? Ish. It's very 2000s like. What is it? Youth of the Nation by P.O.D. No, we didn't get that one.

We are, we are. The youth of the nation. We are, we are. That one of the nation. We are, we are. That one. We didn't get that one. I'm interested to know what it is for Gen Z. Okay, I don't know why, but I'm thinking we are the world. That's kind of where my mind went.

Which is random. I don't have any young, recent songs coming to mind. How are you guys missing one of the greatest pop songs ever from Kesha? We are who we are. We're dancing like we're going, going, going, going.

It's so good. It's even named We Are Who We Are. A lot of people... It's not called We Are Who We Are. Still counts. The older generations, a lot of them say A Bit of Queen. Oh, of course. Which is such a great song.

Yeah. There's one more song that came to mind for me, and it's a bit newer, so maybe I'm just, like, young and cool, but Taylor Swift. Oh, of course. Yeah, totally. Wee. With the goats. Mom. No, totally. With the goats. Now that's trouble.

That's another song. That's trouble, yeah. You could put that goat anywhere. Yeah, you probably could. That was fun. That was really fun. I like that. It just goes to show how each generation will have those kind of cues,

but it's different for everyone. Or it just shows that all pop songs are the same. And being recycled. There's like 15 different phrases and themes that you use, and that's all pop music ever. What are you talking about? No. Shocking.

Anyway, we could think of a few more. We should write a song with all of those in it. The stereotypical pop. Anne-Marie, 2002. Oh, maybe. We should write a song with all of those in it. They did that. Stereotypical pop. Anne-Marie, 2002. Oh, yeah. Remember that song? And it was just using all other songs. Yeah, right. Anyway, there you go.

Play at home if you want. See what your partner comes up with. Bree and Clint. And that's us. We are done for the day. What day is it? Thursday. Thursday.

Friday tomorrow. Means we go to the pub. I heard someone refer to Thursday on an email the other week as practice Friday. I thought that was quite fun. Yeah, pre-drinks. Thursday is pre-drinks. Yeah. And then Friday's the party.

Yeah. Do you remember back in the day? God, this makes us sound old. But back in the day before Ubers, Claude, you would be one of these people that would probably remember this, or maybe not. But when you first started clubbing and before Ubers and someone would have to order a taxi and you didn't know when it was going to turn up.

You had no idea when it was going to get there. And it always turned up when you least expected it. And you were frantic when it turned up. Yeah, and then you'd always be like, the taxi's here! And then everyone would just like go 100 miles an hour

and scull the rest of their drinks to get out to the taxi. Because if you didn't get it, then you'd call another one and the taxi company would be like, we can see here

that you didn't come out for your last taxi. So we're going to put you at the bottom of the list. And literally, that's where the phrase from Jersey Shore came from. Cabs are here!

I'm like, I've never been more grateful for a service than Uber. Let's all take a moment. Let's all take a moment. Because taxis were crap. And so expensive. So expensive. Watching the meter go up. You never knew when they were going to turn up.

So you couldn't really, you know, you couldn't leave anything last minute because you had to order away in advance in case it took half an hour to get there and just hope and pray. I did like haggling with them at the end of the night, though. They're all lined up on Queen Street, and I'm like, I need 20 bucks cash, and they're like, 25. I'm like, nah, 20. They go, nah, 25.

So you go, nah, don't worry about it, and you start to walk away, and they go oh no no all good 20 bucks yeah 20 bucks you can still do that there's still cabs around yeah I know

but that's what I like you can't do it with an Uber nah you can't right I guess you could ask to pay the guy cash but you'd have to just walk up to a random Prius

and be like 20 bucks take me to Maine I'm not a freaking Uber I'm not a Uber driver get away from my car have a great night everybody We'll catch you back tomorrow on the Brian Clint Show ZM's Brian Clint

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