ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 20th March 2023

Episode Date: March 20, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast where we are perusing Facebook Marketplace, the worst place to buy and sell things. I love it. There's a TV for sale and it's a LG 65 inch LCD smart TV, so I mean lovely TV. Lovely TV. So, I mean, lovely TV. Lovely TV. It's a 4K Ultra HD and it's also got a completely smashed and

broken screen. And they want $1,800 for it. I'll take two, please. Someone has posted in the comments that you can actually buy that exact TV cheaper if it's brand new. It's $1,793.

Someone else said, what in the cracktivities is going on here? Do you think they mean cracking the screen or cracking the pipe? I think it's a joke that works both ways, I think, maybe. It's a great joke, yeah. Someone said, tell me you're a blue supporter without telling me you're a blue supporter. Because they've smashed the TV in frustration. That's good.

That's good. Wait, is this in Auckland? This is in Auckland. Oh, I thought you were talking about some foreign overseas. No. Oh, we've got to call this person and try and buy their TV. This is in Auckland. Yeah, their name.

We should call them and pretend that we want us to pay $1,800 for a cracked LCD TV. Should we call them now? Yeah, is there a number there? Look. People don't put their phone number on Marketplace. That's the problem. No. Look, I don't think there is.

If there is, we're calling them. No phone number. People who sell things on any res resale thing particularly marketplace but anywhere and expect like full price for their shitty thing that's second hand they piss me off so much like realize what you've got and realize that you don't have a warranty or any kind of consumer guarantees act backing up the thing and that it's used and just move it. Yeah. If you really want to sell it, then put a good price on it.

I love a bloody trade me bargain. Did I tell you I got into eBay? God, welcome to 2006. Can you use eBay in New Zealand? You can, but you have to use... Where do you think my laptop case came from? Yeah, so not everything ships to New Zealand, but you can use this service called uShop,

which is done through New Zealand Post, where they've got an address in the States and an address in the UK, and you can have your stuff shipped there, and then you've just got to pay double shipping and get it shipped over to New Zealand. It's so weird how certain things are different in New Zealand to Australia,

because we grew up with eBay. I've never eBayed anything in my life. Yeah, because I remember I've asked you a couple of times or I'll mention eBay and you just are like... Scoff at you. I'm like, we trade me here, woman. What the hell are you talking about? I'm like that with Amazon. When I sent your mum something, I used Amazon.

I was like, this is incredible. How cool. It's amazing. In Australia, they have like the Amazon branch, obviously, the Australian version. It's so good. Amazon's going to destroy us all

though. Oh, absolutely. As a company. Well, their streaming service is still pretty average, so. Three of my favourite shows currently are on Amazon. What? 1883. Is that on Amazon. What? 1883. Is that on Amazon? Yeah.

1923. 2003. George Orwell's 1984. Yeah, no. Daisy Jones and the Six. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, I can't say this one because people get uppity. What?

The Jeremy Clarkson TV show,arkson's farm yeah do you like it it's very good yeah i haven't watched it yeah i haven't why did why do people get uppity claudia because he hit someone in the face no we're well over that then what's the problem because of the horrible shit he wrote about me Markle. What did he write? I don't like that show anymore. I don't want to go into it. Was it nasty? Yeah, it was shit.

Was it like Piers Morgan kind of level? Same. Right. Same. Piers Morgan is such a pig. He's such a low life, you know, just tears people down and just wants to get a reaction? We should try that.

He gets a lot of press from it. Yeah, yeah. Should we have a go at somebody? Okay. Well, Ella's just left, so. Actually, no, you guys have to go to her all the time. Ella. No, there's enough of having to go at her in the show today. I hope she knows it's good natured.

Oh, yeah, she does. Good, because some of the shit she says is so stupid. Because she's young if she was with love we say it with love she was 30 i'd be concerned but she's so young this is my favorite one from the last seven days and she genuinely doesn't even get why this is funny what do i know what it is yeah um was it the john travolta one travolta came out to present the in memoriam at the oscars yeah and did a beautiful tribute to olivia olivia and used some greece lyrics in there and ella goes hey look it's the mum of hairspray that's how she knows that's how she knows him which in itself was funny enough and i was like laughing at her and she goes why is that funny it's i'm

not wrong and i'm like no you're not wrong it's just hilarious that that's your go-to reference for john travolta and then john travolta threw to Lenny Kravitz, who was performing the music for the In Memoriam. And Ella goes, hey, look, it's the guy off Hunger Games. Yeah, she backed it up. She backed it up pretty soon after. You know, my partner said something real funny on the weekend. So my partner, just to clarify,

is a nurse in the neonatal intensive care unit deals with little tiny babies the tiniest all the time that is a full-time prim babies premie babies um on the weekend with some reason we were talking about eye color um for babies. Yeah. And I said, I can't remember what I said, but she goes, because I said that once you have your eye colour, it doesn't change. Yeah. Kind of like, you know, but like your nose and ears, they all grow. But I'm like, your eye colour doesn't change. You have what you're born with.

Which is not true, but yeah. Well, we couldn't really find the answer. I'm pretty sure baby blues can fade. Like if you have blue. Yeah, but it's not going to go from a blue to a brown. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that?

Yeah, you'll stay in the spectrum of your colour. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, okay. Cats are born with like blue eyes and then they turn brown. That's so funny you say that because she goes, deals with babies all the time, has a degree. She goes, nah, all babies are born with blue

eyes, just like kittens. I said, I don't think so. That's not true. Is it not true? No. Oh shit. That's not true. Oh no. I've got two babies neither of them had blue eyes. I'm 99% sure that is not true? No. Oh, shit. It's not true. Oh, no. I've got two babies. Neither of them had blue eyes. I'm 99% sure that is not true. Yeah.

Not all babies come out with blue eyes and then they change colour. No. Also, just because it happens on cats doesn't mean it happens on us. It happens with dogs, too. But, yeah, it doesn't mean. We're a different species, turns out. What? We say this as people who say a lot of dumb shit ourselves, by the way.

I've never said anything dumb. Last year, I said the Palace of Vesalius. And much like Ella, you refused to back down from it. You're like, no, it's better. Vesalius is better. See, the key was I was owning it. I was owning it. And I still stand by it.

I still think it's better than, what is it? The Palace of Vesace. Vesai. Fucking hell. And I still stand by it. I still think it's better than, what is it? The Palace of Versailles. Versailles. Fucking hell. There's an example of the dumb shit. I'm coming in. Well, howdy, pilgrims. Versailles.

It's Versailles, guys. Sit in, breathe, and close. Versailles. It's Versailles, guys. G'day, everybody. Rian Clintz. Happy Monday. I don't mean to be a down buzz. How about how we're headed towards another global financial crisis? Are you hearing that in the news? Yeah, I choose to ignore bad information.

Yeah, me too, me too. But when banks start collapsing... You kind of have to pay attention. I don't know how many of you remember what it was like in 2008 when all of this happened, but it kind of feels the same, doesn't it? I lived in America. Did you?

I lived in America in... It would have been 2009, 2010 maybe. Directly, yeah, yeah. And it, things were bad. Yeah. Like I remember one of my friend's mums, just so they could keep their house, was working four jobs. One of the jobs she was working was at a clothing store. Yeah.

And you know how much she got paid an hour? How much? $5.50 an hour. And people were trying to get those jobs. Like, people needed them. I'm sure it's not going to happen here. I'm sure it's not going to happen. It's fine.

It's fine. It's just a couple of banks collapsing, okay? It's no big deal. It's not that big a deal. Everyone, stay calm! Stop talking about it! I bet all the crypto people are laughing all the way home. They lost all their money last year.

They're screwed as well. It's on the up, though. It's on the up. All right, on a brighter note, we will be calling somebody this afternoon and telling them they are ZM's next winner for next flight. Those people that won the trip this morning, Tegan won the trip to Sydney,

well, somebody else is in studio tomorrow morning and they'll be catching the next flight to a different country again. They'll have no idea where they're going and we're going to tell them that they've won this afternoon. If you haven't registered, there is still time to go and do it now at ZM Online. That's ZM's next flight, thanks to Air New Zealand's Grabber Seat. Next, though, we're going to play Tradie vs. Lady. Yeah, if you want to play, pretty simple,

and you can win yourself $50 cash thanks to KFC. Call now, 0800-DIAL-ZM. Let's do it. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. You wouldn't believe it, but we are all tied up again. Again. In this game.

22 wins plays 22 wins. My wife, Lucy, catches Tradie vs. Lady most days. Yes. On her way to pick our daughters up. Can she call the play? She's smart. She could actually. She said, and this is interesting, she said,

you know, I don't know what the tradie victory music sounds like because she's only heard lady victories, which is such a turnaround from last year when the ladies were getting absolutely pantsed. Yeah. Like they have pulled it back this year. I love a close game. Hopefully it keeps going that way.

We'll see what happens today though. Let's meet our lady. She's 24. She's from Tamaki Makoto, and she is off to travel the world in just 21 days. Welcome to the show, Tash. Hi. G'day, Tash. Where are you off to?

I'm finally in Thailand, then going Europe, and then moving to London. Oh, my God. You're moving there for good? Yeah, for a couple years at least. Love it. Oh, jealous. Love it. So jealous. Classic OE. Obviously, you'll be getting years at least. Love it. Oh, jealous. Love it. So jealous.

Classic OE. Obviously, you'll be getting our podcast when you're living over there because you'll miss it. Oh, yeah, obviously. Obviously. Obviously. You're taking on our tradie today. They're calling in from Hastings.

They're 28 years old and they're a personal trainer who loves burger fuel. Welcome to the show, Rush. G'day, Rush. Hey, guys. Hey, guys. What's going on? What's your... I mean, your show, Rush. G'day, Rush. Hey, guys. Hey, guys. What's going on? What's your, I mean, your name's Rush, so your job is kind of fitting, isn't it? Sounds intense.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, definitely a bit of an adrenaline rush. Yeah. In the industry. Well, the prize money today comes to you from KFC, so if you win, you'll be spending it at that takeaway outlet, please, okay? Yeah, that's a good point. Okay, sweet as.

Here we go. Rush, your buzzer is tradie. Tash, yours is lady. First three correct answers gets that money from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. The mayor of Auckland has declared war against road cones.

How much does the average road cone cost? Is it $30, $40, or $50? Lady. Tash. Tash. 50. Yeah. Nice work.

Isn't that crazy to think that every one of those road cones you see out there on the road is worth 50 bucks? Yeah, that's wild, eh? Yeah. That's so much money. I've got to start stealing some, putting them on Trade Me, sell them back to the council. I did a roadie out of one of them once. A roadie? Yeah. Was that like a the council. I did a roadie out of one of them once. A roadie? Yeah. Was that like a shoeie but out of a road cone?

Exactly. It's a good time, actually. I recommend. But make sure you put the road cone back. Okay? One to the ladies. Question number two. The Egyptian sphinx body is based on which animal?

Lady. Yes, Tash? Lion. Yeah, well done. She is on the money today. Nice work. That's two on the board for the ladies. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Yes, Rush. Get in there. Rihanna. Yeah, well done. Nice work, Rush. Excellent.

That is Rihanna. You're on the board. One to the tradies, two to the ladies. Question number four. If I'm eating a pink lady, what type of fruit am I eating? Lady. Yes, Tash, for the win. An apple. She's got it.

She's a lady. Dammit, Russ. Dammit, Russ. It's your day, Tash. Congratulations. There's 50 bucks cash coming your way thanks to KFC. Thank you. Jeez, you own that game, Tash. Congratulations. There's 50 bucks cash coming your way thanks to KFC. Thank you. Jeez, you own that game, Tash.

Nice work. Can we get Brie a written warning for that pink lady question, please? No, that was completely fine. Can we put her on report? It's the variety of apples. Eating a pink lady. And you eat apples? There's children in the car.

Brie and Clint. Clint, something really horrible to me. Something really horrible happened to me yesterday. Oh, yeah? It was devastating. So picture this. I've gone to the shops, you know, to do a bit of retail therapy. And I've remembered that some of my socks are getting pretty yuck.

Oh, yeah. Like there's holes in them, and they're just kind of getting pretty average. You've got to do what I do. Yeah. Mass clear out. So that's what I decided. I was like, I'm going to go buy a heap of new socks and throw out all my scummy old socks.

You know, just start fresh. None of this supplementing it with a pair here and there. It doesn't work. Nah, it doesn't work. And then they geting it with a pair here and there. It doesn't work. Nah, it doesn't work. And then they get mixed up with each other and you've got one holy one and one new one. So I have been wearing the same kind of socks for I reckon 10 years. They're just the ones from Converse

and they're like the low sock that hides under the shoe. So I've been wearing this particular sock for 10 years. No show socks. No show socks. I reckon those are, yeah. From Converse been wearing this particular sock for 10 years. No-show socks. No-show socks. I reckon those are, yeah. From Converse though. Yeah. The Converse ones.

I reckon that's one of the things that Gen Z tried to cancel. No-show socks. Was no-show socks. Yeah, they tried to. It's still living on though. It's still going. They just go so well with Bree's skinny jeans. Yeah, they do.

And my side part, sorry, I just can't get rid of them. Walked into Converse and i've looked at the socks and they've completely changed all of their sock range why do companies do this and i said to the girl that was working there i said where are the old style of socks and she goes oh she goes oh i don't even want to talk about it the amount of times people come in here and I have to break it to them that they've cancelled them and bought out these ones. She goes, if I were you, don't bother. They're not very good.

What is Converse up to? Because I bought some Chucks recently too. And now whenever I walk around, I sound like Donald Duck having a conversation. It just goes... Everywhere that I walk. You need to get the special soul. I don't want the special soul. I want the... Like you,

I want the same thing that I've always had, that I always wore over and over and over again. I've reached a point in my life where I know the shoes that I like, I know the undies that I like, I know the socks that I like. I know the jeans that I like. So I just... Yeah, because I'm the same as you. And then I went into turmoil because I was like, what am I going to do?

I've worn these socks forever. They're so good. Like, I know what I like. Anyway, so you know what I did? What? I went online and searched. Did you go and trade me and buy some secondhand ones? God, no.

They'd be the same as the ones I've got now. I went online, searched the socks, found a few places still have the originals, and I bought $120 worth of socks. Did you stockpile? I bought them all. Did you stockpile? I bought them all. I stockpiled.

Bree and Clint. You will have seen flooding your TikTok feed now. Videos of people attending the Taylor Swift tour. It looks so good. I saw Chris Parker make the point that for the last three months, we've just been bombarded with clips of Harry Styles and his tour. And everyone's phone is so good now that front row videos, they look like the movie.

You feel like you're there. Harry's over, Taylor has started, and the videos are coming through. We sent somebody to the Airers Tour in Arizona. Somebody won that trip from ZM. Pretty amazing. And our resident Swifty, Megan, does not miss a Taylor Swift tour, and she joined us on the phone now live from the USA. Hi, Megan.

Hi, Megan. Hello. How are you? Are you living your dreams right now, my friend? You went to the concert last night. How was she? I mean, it's been a long time. It's been like four and a half years since I've last seen her. I couldn't miss the opening show. So I booked it a week ago and now I'm here.

Oh my God. That is wild. It's pretty much like ZM's next flight. Yeah, you've flown halfway around the world at the drop of a hat. It was the second show of the tour that you went to? You went to the Arizona one, right, Megan? I went to both. Oh my God. So there was two shows. Okay. Of course you did. And how is she? Is she a bit rusty or is she straight back into it? Oh yeah, she's pretty average. Megan, I've heard the set list for the show is absolutely outrageous.

It goes for over three hours. Was it everything you thought? Yeah, my back is so sore. Yeah, I bet. Was it everything you thought it was going to be? Yeah, like three hours is insane. I mean, well, total, it was like six hours, right? Two nights.

So still recovering. I mean, imagine how she feels it was like six hours, right, to a night. So still recovering. I mean, imagine how she feels. Imagine how she feels, Megan. Yeah, poor you, Megan. I know, she had boots on. I bet she did. Have you seen every Taylor Swift tour or nearly every Taylor Swift tour that's been, Megan?

I've seen everyone except Fearless because she didn't come to New Zealand to Fearless and I was like a fetus, so I couldn't like fly then. And how does, you're a fetus so I couldn't like fly then. And how does the, you're a fetus, and how does this tour compare to the others? I mean,

it has a bit of everything. This is more greatest hitsy, eh? Like she's doing everything in this one. Yeah. Yeah. So like every era.

I mean, it's called the era tour. Out of 10 Taylor Swift guitars, how many guitars are you giving it out of 10? 13. 13! Of course you are! She's the perfect Swifty.

Everybody's talking about how the tour is going to go to Australia, but it probably won't go to New Zealand. You're very close to this. You run a very influential Taylor Swift Twitter account. Is the ERA's tour going to come to New Zealand, in your opinion, Megan?

Okay, so the stage is really big. I don't know if it's going to fit in Eden Park or Mount Smart, but if she brings a smaller one, maybe. Wait, it's bigger than what could fit in our biggest stadiums? I mean, it's ginormous. It's like the whole floor. Wow. Yeah, we's ginormous. It's like the whole floor. Wow. Yeah, we'll figure it out.

We'll figure it out. We'll build a bloody new stadium then, okay? I know that's not a good reason not to bring it here. We'll sort it out. We'll figure out something to do with it. We'll figure it out, yeah. All right. All right, well, we'll...

She'll come, she'll come. She'll come. Well, there you go. But if she doesn't, don't blame me. Yeah, okay. Megan will be going over to Australia again. That's Megan. She's our resident Swifty.

She just went to the Taylor Swift Heiress Tour. Thanks, Megan. Bye, Megan. Bye. Bye. I'll be at work next week. You'll be at work next week. She literally, so I was talking to her,

she literally gets in at 7.30, goes through customs, and then comes straight to work. Screw that. I know. She flies. Chuck is sick of you or something. She'll be flying for 24 hours.

She's too dedicated to her job. Bree and Clint. We need to discuss something. We need to have a bit of a discussion on this show because we like to look after our team here at the Bree and Clint show. And one of us has been struggling with our eyesight on the show. Okay. No, no, no. It wasn't a question.

It was a statement. Yeah. It's me. Can I just come out and say it's me? It's you. This family meeting has been called about me. Yes. I maintain that there has been an issue with the television screen.

It's my job to read. I bring the callers on. I read their names off the screen. I maintain that that screen has an issue. You and I sit pretty like, I mean, it's not that much of a difference where you're sitting to where I'm sitting. And I have no problems. So I have said to you, I think you need to go get an eye test

and get your eyes and vision checked. Look, we've got a bit of audio that's been taken over the last couple of weeks of Clint struggling to read the screen here in the studio. They are 26, and she's a twin twin and so is her dad. Whoa. They're from Auckland. They're 28.

Eight. And they just became a qualified builder. Welcome to the show, Christy. Kirstie. Kirstie. I can't see your eyesight, mate. I can't see your eyesight. Do you want me to read it?

They've made the screen smaller. I can read it pretty well. She's 26 and she has a... She has siblings. What? Eight siblings. Eight siblings? Seems like we're always helping you out. When you put it in a succinct little package like that,

maybe there is an issue. Yeah, look, and I want to make sure you're okay. I think it's important to have these things checked. And that's what we've done. We booked you in this morning to go have an eye test here in Auckland. Yeah, I went to Bailey Nelson. Went to Bailey Nelson, my favourite place. They've got the best glasses, prescription glasses.

I mean, in case you need some. And we've sent you down there for a test and we do have the results. They said to me when I got there, when was your last eye test? And I genuinely don't know. All I know is around 10 years ago I went for an eye test and they told me that I had near 20-20 vision. Yeah, so that's perfect. Gone off that forever and gone. I don near 2020 vision. Yeah, so that's perfect. So I've just gone off that forever and gone,

I don't need glasses. Yeah, because the thing about ageing is that things can get worse. Anyway, you haven't seen the results. I have the results right here on my laptop screen. I'm going to give you a moment to compose yourself. Do you think it's going to be 2020 vision? What do you think? Look, the eye test, I said, don't tell me. it's going to be 2020 vision? What do you think? Look,

the eye test, I said don't tell me, Bree's going to reveal it to me. Even in the process of doing the eye test, I don't think it's going to be good. The bit where he gets you to read the letters on the screen, put it this way, it was harder than I expected it to be.

I mean, it's not easy, because you know, it is quite far away. Yeah, but who knows? It might have been meant to be hard to read. We don't know. All right. It's either going to be some good news or a little bit of bad news for Clint. We'll do it straight after this.

Bree and Clint. All right, guys. Welcome back to the results. The results of Clinton Roberts' eye test, something that's been coming for a while now because you're either going a little bit blind and you can't see the screen or you're not paying enough attention. Or the company needs to invest in better screens. I mean, it is an old crappy screen, isn't it?

It is. What if I get a perfect score and I spark a technology revolution here at ZM and Ross has to replace the screens? Hero? Yeah, I mean, yeah, that's what I was thinking. Well, let's get into the results because you have been struggling to read the screen here at the ZM studio for a number of months, I'd say. This year has been particularly hard. It's been particularly bad. So we've sent you off to Bailey Nelson. They've done an eye test on you this

morning and we now have the results. Can I have a drone or something? Yeah, of course you can. To make it more dramatic. Clinton, these are the results from your eye test today. I'm genuinely quite nervous about this.

The eye doctor said My findings For Clinton today Shows That he is short sighted And has astigmatism In both eyes Left one is worse

Don't freak out What does that mean? Astigmatism Both eyes. Left one is worse. Don't freak out. Don't freak out. What does that mean? Astigmatism. And you've got it in both eyes. But it's worse in your left eye. It just means that your eye isn't shaped, isn't a perfect spherical. Sphere?

Isn't a perfect sphere. It's more shaped like a rugby ball. Okay. Like, hey, Arnold's head. Yeah, it's quite common. Okay, right. Anyway, he said Clinton will probably find that glasses helps with his vision for both distance and reading,

as well as reducing eye strain in general. So I need reading glasses, and I need glasses to stand here and read the screens. It says both for distance and reading as well as reducing eye strain in general. Does that mean I need to wear glasses to drive? I don't. He does say, he says that your vision is quite good

and it's not that bad. Oh, okay. Yeah, it says it's quite good. But just so we're clear, do I need glasses? It doesn't that bad. Oh, okay. Yeah. It says it's quite good. But just so we're clear, do I need glasses? Doesn't really say. But look, off the back of it, I'm going to say if he's saying you're short-sighted, if you probably do, and I've come up with a fun game. Okay.

That we're going to play in the coming days to make some decisions for you and your life. Okay. You just have to say yes. Okay you and your life. Okay. You just have to say yes. Okay. Yes. Yeah. Cool. I mean, did you hear that?

We've got that audio now. Excellent. What are these decisions? Oh, they're big decisions. Is one of them laser eye surgery? I mean, it could be. Tune in tomorrow when we delve into Clinton's big decisions and what's going to happen in his everyday life. And we're going to do it right here on the show.

That sounds bloody scary to me. Thank you very much. Hey, a bunch of movie and TV locations have been listed on Airbnb so you can book a visit to them on your next holiday like something out of the Avengers film. This is quite cool. What's the Avengers one you could visit?

So from Avengers, remember on Endgame when Tony Stark, he's kind of like a bit munted and he retires to that lake cabin and they all come and meet him at the lake cabin? Yes. I'm getting the plot line right. Claude, that's what happens. Have you seen it? Yeah, I've seen it, but I'm not good with details.

Well, you can rent the lake cabin. Yeah, that's cool. You can rent Tony Stark's lake cabin. How much? It doesn't say. Oh, it'd be so expensive. It would, and it's quite that's quite the cooler end of stuff that you can book. Because you can stay there. You and friends could stay in Tony Stark's cabin for a week.

See, the one I really want, I think the top, the pinnacle for me, would be Sex and the City, Carrie Bradshaw's apartment. So that one is not listed here. The issue with a lot of apartment ones, because everybody wants to go into an apartment, everyone wants to go and stay in the Seinfeld apartment, they want to go stay in the Friends apartment. A lot of them aren't real apartments.

They're sets. That is true. But Carrie's stoop to her apartment building is a real New York stoop. Okay. So you can go visit the stairs. So you can go there. Yeah. They have listed the pub from Ted Lasso on this Airbnb site.

Yes. They have listed the pub from Ted Lasso on this Airbnb site. Ah, yes. And for three nights during October, they're opening it up as an experience where you can go and have a beer in the Ted Lasso pub. So what is it normally? I think it's a normal pub, but I think they're putting all the Ted Lasso stuff in it. Right.

Or whatever the team is that Ted Lasso coaches. Yeah, no. No, that's the Ryan Reynolds. No, that's the Ryan Gosling one. That's the Ryan Reynolds. No, Ryan Reynolds. Ryan Rosling? Ryan Rosling?

West Ham? No. Is it a real team? No, it's not. Claudia, what's the Ted Lasso team called? Oh, I'm drawing a blank, guys. Oh, Richmond. Richmond.

It's an AFL team. Did you watch Girls? Yes. You can stay in Shoshana's apartment. Oh, yeah. Whereabouts is that? Tokyo, I think. Oh, that's cool.

Did you watch Twilight? Yes. You can stay in the house that Bella lived in with her dad when she got sent to Washington. You can stay in that house. Yeah, right. You can rent that whole house. Where is that house?

So it's not in Washington. It's in Oregon. Okay. And the owners of the house have leaned right into it. They've put the house on Airbnb, and they've set up a Team Jacob and a Team Edward room. They'd be cleaning up. Wouldn't they?

Well, they are, because if you want to stay in that one, there's a two-year wait time. Oh, my God. The Twilight House is booked out two years in advance. That's wild. Yeah. That's a long list of bookings. Have you ever visited somewhere just because it was on the TV or on a movie?

Yeah, I definitely think I would have. Remember when we went to LA because we were chasing Channing Tatum? Yeah. And the best part of the whole tour was right at the end, they stop in this street that's not far from the Walk of Fame in Hollywood. Yeah. And it's where in the last scene of the movie Pretty Woman where Richard Gere climbs up the fire escape.

Yes. And you can literally look at it where he would have climbed up to meet Julia Roberts. And it looks just like it did in the movie. It looks just the same, yeah. When we were in Los Angeles, my wife Lucy and I went to the apartment block where Melrose Place was set. Oh, yes.

Because she was obsessed with Melrose Place. Yep. Ella, you said you've been somewhere just because it was on the TV? Yeah, you know the Hunger Games? Yeah. Frothed that. That was my favourite thing ever. Yeah, me too.

So we went to Universal Studios and I went on the same ride over and over again because the little ride would pass this big blue green screen, but it was blue. And that's where The Hunger Games was shot, a little bit of it. No, that's not what we're talking about. Shut up! Yes, it is!

No, it's not. It is! No, it's not. Oh, my God. What the heck are you on? I literally went to visit a set because it was in a movie. Yeah, but I mean, she's got a point.

You went to Universal Studios though. You could say you went to Warner Brothers to see where they filmed the Ellen show. Brie went to LA to find Channing Tatum and then passed Pretty Woman's Balcony. No, no, no. That's a real building. It's a real house. Where, no, no. That's a real building.

It's a real house, real apartment. Where they shot the film. Yeah. It's a real blue green screen. Whatever. Hey, look, if you know the difference, if you know what Brie and I

are talking about, we're keen to hear from you this afternoon. Did you travel somewhere because it was on... A TV or a movie? Yes. Brie and Clint.

We're talking about when you've been somewhere literally just because it was on the TV TV or a movie. Yes. Bree and Clint. We're talking about when you've been somewhere literally just because it was on the TV show that you like to watch. Like you're going overseas, you're travelling and you're like, the one place I want to go is outside the apartment building where they filmed Friends. Absolutely.

Because that's a real spot. The apartment is not real, but the building itself... But they use that shot all the time. On the corner in New York City, you can go there. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Epic.

Claudia mentioned just before that she went to Croatia and went to the set of Game of Thrones. Oh, see, that's cool. Yeah. Ella said that she went to Universal Studios where they filmed Hunger Games and still doesn't understand why that one doesn't count. She's still...

She's good off air. It makes sense. Do you get it now? Yeah, a little bit. Yeah. Because it was not an actual spot in public get it now? Yeah, a little bit. Yeah. Because it was not an actual spot in public. Well, you went to a movie studio.

You effectively went to the place where they filmed Jaws. I went to, I went to. Where they filmed Big Bang Theory. That's right. I went to the, where they filmed Back to the Future. Was that Universal Studios? Yeah, exactly right. Yeah, yeah. So we want to know where you went

just because it was in a movie. A lot of people travelling to the hotel in Sicily where they just filmed that new season of White Lotus. One of my friends has booked that hotel. Maddie was saying him and Ryan are thinking about going there for their honeymoon. Fancy. You know how much it is a night?

No. Yeah, so my friend has booked i think she booked three nights yeah like at the end of this year sometime i'm pretty sure it's like two and a half grand a night for a standard room yeah well i don't know if he knew that when he was coming up it's a lot and i think it's like really hard to get into it would be at the moment yeah yeah so many good texts coming through on this. Someone said, I was literally telling you about this earlier. They went to LA and went to the house and the cafe that was on the Fast and the Furious movie.

And the first one. Yeah. So the cafe is the one where he keeps ordering tuna sandwiches and it's called Toretto's, but it's a real, like it's a real place. Surely you renamed that restaurant Toretto's. If you were smart. Surely you lean into it and go, yeah, we're Toretto's. They haven't because you can look at it on Google Maps and it's not. Surely you

have a tuna sandwich on the menu. Yeah. You reckon? If you were smart, yeah. Someone said the corporate headquarters in the movie Megan, oh that movie's creepy, is a building at AUT in Auckland. Is it? Yeah.

Buzzy. Cassandra's called up. Hi, Cassandra. Hello, mate. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. Whereabouts have you been? Just because it was on a TV show or movie.

I went to Carlos Bakery in Hoboken and got a cupcake. What's Carlos Bakery in Hoboken famous for? So he's bake boss of a lot of cooking shows. He does heaps of cakes and stuff. Oh, yeah, the cake boss. I've watched that show before. And how was it? Did it live up to the hype?

It sure did. It was delicious. And then I went to Las Vegas and tried the one there as well, you know, to make sure it was all good. Of course you did, Cassandra. Damn, you're a real fan. Okay, all good. Of course you did, Cassandra. Damn, you're a real fan. Okay, that's good. Thanks.

Thanks, Cassandra. I just have remembered I've been to a place because someone texts through the same place. You know where they filmed that scene for The Hangover 2? And it's like on top of a really tall building. Is it the Thailand one? We talked about it. Yeah. In Bangkok?

Yeah. Yeah. Someone went up there and it was like $40 for a beer or something. I've been to the same place. It's epic, but so expensive. Julie, say hi, Julie. Hi, Julie. Hi.

How are you going? We're talking about the places that you went just literally because you saw it on TV or a movie. Where was it for you? I went on the Sex and the City tour and we went to New York. I'm so jealous. And we went on like Carrie's stairs going up to her apartment

and got to like sit on the stairs. Was it everything you thought it was going to be? It was so good. Yeah. And Magnolia Bakery just around the corner. So good. Is it a real bakery? Yes. Yeah. So it exists independent of the show. They haven't set it up to

ride on the coattails of the TV show. Yeah, no, no. It's totally a bakery and of course had to get quite a few cupcakes. Absolutely. If you've watched, I mean I'm such a Sex and the City nerd. If you've watched the making of that show or the history

of that show, it's so, like New York City is so incorporated in that show and that's why I think it feels. They reference real things. Absolutely, yeah. I didn't, but we went to Notting Hill when we were in London on Honeymoon. We went to Notting Hill.

I'm jealous. It was a bit lost on me because I hadn't seen the movie. Did you go to the Blue Door? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lucy asked for a photo outside the Blue Door. Wasted on you. I was like, yeah, I'll take. Lucy asked for a photo outside the blue door. Wasted on you. I was like, yeah, I'll take the photo. I don't know what it is.

Wasted. Just a pro tip. If you're coming up to Auckland and you're a big fan of Shortland Street, don't go to Shortland Street. That's not where they shoot Shortland Street. No, it's not there. It's just some street in downtown Auckland.

You'll be disappointed. Bree and Clint. Zed and Bree and Clint Clint Taylor Swift and Lavender Hayes. We're going to catch up with ZM Megan in the next 15 minutes. Who has been at the Taylor Swift Errors

Tour? She's been to the first two shows. And I can't wait to hear what she thinks because she is a Taylor Swift expert. Full Swifty. Yep. She'll give you the goss on that. First, though, let's have a round of Guess That Voice.

Pretty simple game where you and I, Clint, go head to head with teammates guessing celebrity voices the quickest. Invented during lockdown when you couldn't see anybody's face behind their mask. Yeah. Remember that? It was quite weird. Like, I remember there was, we filmed one of the celebrity Treasure Islands where everyone had to wear masks. Yeah.

And a lot of the people on the crew were new. So, and you weren't allowed to take your mask off. Yeah. And at the wrap party, I was like, oh, my God, is this what you look like? Because I'd never seen the bottom half of their face. Weird, eh? It was weird.

Let's meet our contestants. Play and guess that voice this afternoon. Joining Team Clint is Zach. Kia ora, Zach. G'day, Zach. Hello. How you going? You know your celebrity, Zach?

Not really, but a little bit. Confidence is key here. Yes, I do. Just give it a hoon, Zach. That's what we do. You're taking on Maya, who's joining Team Bree. Hi, Maya. Hi, Maya.

Hi. What about you? You up to date on your celebrity goss? No, I'm not too sure. Good. Lucky this isn't a quiz about celebrity goss. Claudia's going to run it. Hi, Claudia.

Hello. What's the theme this week? It's funny that you were talking about Taylor Swift. I've actually centered it around her today because of the Errors Tour starting. Yeah. So I've looked at all of her famous fans, including people that have been to the first shows. Okay. I like that.

Yeah. So this is Guess the Voice. I'm going to play a clip of a famous person. You just need to buzz in with your name and tell me who it is to score your team a point. Bree and Clint, you guys are going to go first. Good luck. Here you go. This girl comes running up to me and says, oh my God, oh my God. I was just like, this is just, I just want to be with my family. Let's not do a whole Jurassic Park. She goes, aren't you the girl in the Taylor Swift video? Oh, really? Oh, that sounds so familiar. family let's not do a whole jurassic park aren't you the girl in the taylor swift video oh really

oh that sounds so familiar uh clint clint ellen someone no i see the lady from jurassic there's a little clue with what she says jurassic park is the clue her name is not ellen this girl comes running up to me and says oh my god oh my god i was just like this is just i just want to be with my family let's not do a whole Jurassic Park. She goes, aren't you the girl in the Taylor Swift video? Oh, really? It's not the girl with the red hair. No.

Blonde hair. Jurassic Park. Blonde hair. Nah, who was it? Laura Dern. Oh. Guys. Is that Laura Dern?

Hey, Zach and Maya, you're going to have to do better than that. Oh, that was hard. That one was probably the hardest one of the game, so it's all upwards from here. This is easy now. This is easy. I love how much you think of us, that you thought we could actually get that one.

You never know. I love it. Okay, guys, this is for you guys. Your names are your buzzers. Good luck. I know that we're going to do the Dirty Dancing lift. I don't know, however, that I have an internalised phobia of being, you know, lifted over someone's head

at the height of about six feet. I know it! Yeah, this is someone with red hair. Any guesses? Let Brie have a go at it. Let Brie have a go. Okay, Brie. Emma Stone. Any guesses? Let Brie have a go at it Let Brie have a go Okay Brie Pema Stone

She's got such a recognisable voice Yeah Alright one point to team Maya and Brie Let's go Come on let's do this thing Let's get it moving Back to you guys Here you go

I'll make it to a few I try to make it to as many as I can I like to boogie So I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt I'll wrap some Taylor merch if I get some Oh my god who is that? Blonde. Supermodel.

Brie. Brie. Gigi Hadid. Yes. Oh! I'll make it to a few. I try to make it to as many as I can. I like to boogie, so I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.

I'll wrap some Taylor merch if I get some. Everybody thinks she's perfect. She's got a weird talking voice. She sounds really dorky. It's cute. Leave her alone. Back to Zach and Maya. You guys can close it out here.

Maya, if you get this one correct, Team Bree and Maya will win. I'll do my best. You got this one. Here you go. A Taylor stamp of approval is her dancing. So if I put on something and she's just nodding her head, she likes it. But she will go crazy if she loves a song and she'll start dancing like a mad woman.

Oh, my God. This one's so easy. Come on, guys. Come on. If you have any idea, just throw one out there. This is Lee Merger's in the building. Taylor's best friend. Justin Bieber's ex-girlfriend, Zach.

Selena Gomez. Yeah! Nice, Zach. And Taylor's stamp of approval is her name. Nice. So if I put on... Yeah, perfect. Nice from you, Zach.

All right, what are we up to? Two to us, one to you guys. So we can either tie it up here or Bree's team could take it. But, Bree and Clint, this one is for you guys. I love her. She's just an amazing artist and a songwriter, and she's been going for so many years. Yeah, she's a very inspiring woman.

Clint. Clint. Cara Delevingne. No. Didn't you answer that last week? Yeah, that was last week. It does sound like her. I'm not going to lie.

Can we hear it one more time? I love her. She's just an amazing artist and a songwriter, and she's been going for so many years. Yeah, she's a very inspiring woman. Clint. Clint. Adele.

No. Who else is British? Jean Glacier's got to be Emily Blunt. No. Harry Styles. Helen Mirren. No. Who was it?

It's Dua Lipa. Oh. I was it? It's Dua Lipa. Oh. I love her. She's just an amazing artist and a songwriter, and she's been going for so many years. We've never heard Dua Lipa talk before. That's the problem. Yes, you have.

So it's not Emily Blood? Oh, I have to double check. Well, we had two points, so did we win? Yes, you did. Maya, congratulations. Some free KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Oh, thank you. Maya. I'm so surprised. She's like, that was, I did. Maya, congratulations. Some free KFC chicken dollars coming your way. I was so surprised.

She was like, that was, I did nothing. That was a train wreck. That was a shocker. You will have seen flooding your TikTok feed now. Videos of people attending the Taylor Swift tour. It looks so good. I saw Chris Parker make the point that for the last three months, we've just been bombarded with clips of Harry Styles and his tour. And everyone's phone is so good now that front row videos,

they look like the movie. Yeah, you feel like you're there. Harry's over, Taylor has started, and the videos are coming through. We sent somebody to the Airers Tour in Arizona. Somebody won that trip from ZM. Pretty amazing. And our resident Swifty, Megan, does not miss a Taylor Swift tour. And she joined us on the phone now live from the USA.

Hi, Megan. Hi, Megan. Hello. How are you? Are you living your dreams right now, my friend? You went to the concert last night. How was she? I mean, it's been a long time.

It's been like four and a half years since I've last seen her. So I couldn't miss the opening show. So I booked it a week ago and now I'm here. Oh, my God. That is wild. It's pretty much like ZM's next flight. Yeah, you've flown halfway around the world at the drop of a hat. It was the second show of the tour that you went to?

You went to the Arizona one, right, Megan? I went to both. Oh, my God. So there was two shows. Okay the tour that you went to? You went to the Arizona one, right, Megan? I went to both. Oh, my God. So there was two shows. Okay. Of course you did. And how is she? Is she a bit rusty or is she straight back into it?

Oh, yeah, she's pretty average. I wouldn't recommend. I've heard the set list for the show is absolutely outrageous. It goes for over three hours. Was it everything you thought? Yeah, my back is so sore. Yeah, I bet. Was it everything you thought it was going to be?

Yeah, like three hours is insane. I mean, well, total, it was like six hours, right, to a night. So still recovering. I mean, imagine how she feels. Imagine how she feels, Megan. Yeah, poor you, Megan. I mean, imagine how she feels, Megan. Poor you, Megan. I know, she had boots on. I bet she did. Have you seen every

Taylor Swift tour or nearly every Taylor Swift tour that's been, Megan? I've seen everyone except Phyllis because she didn't come to New Zealand to Phyllis and I was like a fetus so I couldn't fly then. You're a fetus. And how does this tour compare to the others? I mean, it has a bit of everything.

This is more greatest hits-y, eh? Like, she's doing everything in this one. Yeah, yeah, so like every era. I mean, it's called the era tour. Out of 10 Taylor Swift guitars, how many guitars are you giving it out of 10? 13. 13!

Of course you are! She's the perfect Swifty. Everybody's talking about how the tour is going to go to Australia, but it probably won't go to New Zealand. You're very close to this. You run a very influential Taylor Swift Twitter account. Is the Eras Tour going to come to New Zealand, in your opinion, Megan? Okay, so the stage is really big.

I don't know if it's going to fit in Eden Park or Mount Smart, but if she brings a smaller one, maybe. Wait, it's bigger than what could fit in our biggest stadiums? I mean, it's ginormous. It's like the whole floor. Wow. Yeah, we'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. We'll build a

bloody new stadium then, okay? That's not a good reason not to bring it here. We'll sort it out. We'll figure out something to do with it. We'll figure it out, yeah. Alright. She'll come. She'll come. But if she doesn't, don't blame me. Megan will be going over to

Australia again. That's Megan. She's our resident Swifty. She just went to the Taylor Swift Eras Tour. Thanks, Megan. Bye, Megan. Bye. Bye. I'll be at work next week. You'll be at work next week.

She literally, so I was talking to her, she literally gets in at 7.30, goes through customs, and then comes straight to work. Screw that. I know. She flies. Chuck a sickie or something. She. Screw that. I know. She flies. Chuck is sick of you or something.

She'll be flying for 24 hours. She's too dedicated to her job. Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Oh, she's had a facelift. What?

Still the same old birthday banger with a facelift. What? I'm up to still the same old Birthday Banger with a Facebook. Is it the first time we've updated Birthday Banger in almost five years? I think so. Can we hear it again? Yeah, we can definitely hear it again. Yeah, baby. This is Birthday Banger, where we find out the number one song on your 16th birthday and play the best one out in full.

And joining us to play first is Brianna. Hi, Brianna. G'day, Brianna. Hi. Brianna or Brianna? Anna. Brianna. Oh, Brianna.

All right, mate. What's your birthday? 10th of the 9th, 2005. Okay. So you're a fresh one, Brianna. You were 16 in 2021, which is not that long ago. But let me take you back because this would have been number one. Kendler Roy and Justin Bieber.

Global hit. What do you think, Brianna? I think it was in every single one of my playlists. Every single one of your playlists. Perfect. That's your birthday banger for the rest of your life. Let's go to Amanda. Hi, Amanda.

Hi, Amanda. Hi. How was your weekend, Amanda? It was pretty good. Yeah, pretty quiet, but good. Oh, nice. Sometimes a quiet weekend is what you need. Yeah, for sure.

What's your birthday, Amanda? 8th of the 6th, 1985. All right, that means you were 16 in 2001. And back on the 8th of June in 2001, this would have been number one. Oh, banger. Yeah, yeah, that's a bit of a banger, yeah. What a line-up. Where a lot of famous people joined forces.

You had Lil' Kim, you had Christina Aguilera, you had Pink, you had Missy Elliott, Maya. Yeah, huge. And I think that was it. For the Moulin Rouge soundtrack, Lady Marmalade, do you like it, Amanda? Yeah, I do. I feel like we had it recently, though. Did we?

I could be wrong, though. Do you reckon it won birthday banger recently? I think it did, yeah. I like it Amanda you're also producing whilst you're listening. That's what we need. She's a birthday banger historian. We need more people like you. Wait there. We're going to do one for Jamie. Hi Jamie. G'day Jamie.

Heya. What did you get up to on the weekend? Not much. I hung out with some family and just do my Sunday reset, but yeah. Lovely. Alright, Jamie, let's do your Monday reset with your birthday banger. What's your date of birth?

15th of August, 96. Alright, that means you were 16 back in 2012. And on the 15th of August, 2012, this was at the top. I mean, she's topical today, Jamie. Her Errors Tour has kicked off in Arizona. Are you a Taylor Swift fan?

Not really. Really? Okay. That's fine. Not a Swifty, sorry. Not a Swifty. Well, she's your birthday banger. Wait there. We're going to have to decide between Lady Marmalade, Taylor Swift, and the kid Leroy.

It's definitely the Lady Marmalade song for me. Yeah. I don't care if we played it yesterday. Yeah, neither. We're playing it today. I feel like that's definitely the winner, which means, Amanda, you're definitely the winner. Congratulations. You've just won Birthday Banger.

Thank you. My kids are so excited right now. Yay. Shout out to you kids listening in the car. Amanda, you've just won Birthday Banger. This one's for you. Straight out of 2001, here's Lady Marmalade on ZM. Brian Clint. Clint, something that's a part of my daily routine

is deliberating what should or shouldn't go in the dishwasher. Why does it take up so much of your day? Because I obviously live with my partner and we might have different views on things. So I need to think a little bit more about what I'm putting in the dishwasher. If it was up to me, I'd put everything. Yeah, you're one of those people.

Except for a really nice knife. So you and my wife would get along really well, except she just chucks the knives in there too. What, she just, no, I don't put the knives in there. The knives go in there. We got those,

remember in New World we're doing the Smeg knives? Got the whole set. But the Smeg knives don't have a, now they live in the dishwasher. They don't have a wooden handle. No, they don't have a wooden handle. I'm talking about

the real fancy knives. The real nice ones that have a wooden, like handcrafted handle. I don't have any of those. Yeah. I don't have any of those. I've got one that my brother gave me for Christmas and if he found out I was putting it in the dishwasher, oh, there'd be hell to pay.

Can I just check? Do you put your wooden spoons in the dishwasher? So this is the thing, right? Yeah. I found this video of this woman describing what should and shouldn't go in the dishwasher. Yeah. Let's take a listen to what she thinks. This is going to make me mad because it's going to be so obvious.

Yeah. And then we can discuss. Five things you should never put in the dishwasher. One, wood. Two, non-stick pans. Dishwasher. One. Wood. Two. Non-stick pans. Three. Copper.

Four. Cooking knives. Five. Glass with print. Right, okay. I put wooden spoons in the dishwasher all the time. And then they always come out pretty slimy. And you were destroying them as well.

Why? I remember we got these really nice wooden, I'm really throwing my wife under the bus at the only time she's in the car listening to the radio. This is dangerous stuff for me. Yeah, not the time to be doing it. But you know what? A stand needs to be made.

We got these really nice salad tongs. Oh, yeah. Salad servers. Wood ones. Wooden ones. Straight in the dishwasher. To the point that she goes to me, oh, we've lost those salad tongs that we got.

And I said, no. Did you hide them? No, I said, here they are. They're just ruined because they've been through the dishwasher. Yeah, some of them swell, don't they? They swell and then they break apart. I had a friend of mine

who used to put the wooden chopping board in the dishwasher. Oh, no. See, that's something that I don't do. Definitely not. It cracked in half. I put the nonstick pans in, though. Yeah, people who put pans in the dishwasher freak me out.

Just wash your pans. Legends. No, just wash your pans. I am. I'm putting it in the dishwasher. That's the whole point. I do get your logic and my wife's logic she's like it's a dishwasher I'm putting

stuff in there to be washed I get that I do get that but doesn't mean doesn't frustrate me my last question for you do you put your cutlery facing upwards or downwards

this age oldold question. I was permanently downwards, sharp bits down in the basket. No, you say wrong. Wrong. No. That's wrong. Now, see, that I can't get on board with. I can...

No, because when you reach into the basket to get something out, I don't want to get stabbed. Yeah, well, don't be a dum-dum and grab the handle. Yeah, right. That's why I think those dish drawers are good, because in a relationship you can have one each. That's what we have. The top one can be yours, the bottom one can be hers,

and you deal with your own dishwasher. And everyone's happy. Brie and Clint. Brie and I are getting ready for the show today, and one of our producers, Ella, comes to us and says, guys, guys, guys. You wouldn't believe what my sister found in her room. Huge, massive.

It was big. Big. Took the family an hour to get this thing out of our room. It was quite the event at our home. Did she use the word girthy? Was that word used? Yeah, I think so. Yeah.

Yeah. And yeah, huge. It was used multiple times. We said to her, well, what was it? This is so intriguing. What was it? I mean, my mind goes to a few things. Yeah, don't.

Don't. She's nearly 16. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I was saying like a rat or something that the cat or dog is dragged in. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, we said to her, what is the thing? She goes, I can't tell you.

I'll have to tell you on the radio. I'll have to keep this a secret for the radio. So here we are. So without building it up at all. Yeah, welcome to it. Ella. Yes. When you're ready, please tell us the massive, enormous, crazy thing

that was found in your sister's room over the weekend. A big, fat rat. I was right! Free! You're kidding! You guessed it, yeah! It was huge! And yes, the cat brought it in and it jumped around and it hid under the bed. Oh, it wasn't dead, a live

rat. Oh, it was live. Oh, that's not okay, cat. And I was the one, everyone was on the chairs, I was the one with the bucket and this sign trying to collect it what did the sign say please hop in the bucket yes you're trying to usher go away rat yeah i made it this way with an arrow pointing to the bucket honestly oh that would have freaked me out so big that's pretty shocking. Going through my mind now, I don't know if I've ever seen a wild rat.

Oh, haven't you? No, I've seen people who have rats for pets. Yeah. And my cousins had those and I was like, weird, get a normal pet, you freaking weirdo. But I don't think I've seen like a rat rat. We used to store, well, we still do, heaps of hay

in one of our sheds on the farm. And I remember if you moved one of those bales of hay. That's what the rats like. Just rats everywhere would just come crawling out. What always gets me about rats, this is a weird thought, is how girthy their tails are. Oh, they've got a solid tail. That's what freaked me out.

What are they doing with all that tail? I don't know. Swatting flies away? Balances them? Yeah, I don't know. Swatting flies away? Balances them? Yeah, I don't know. Okay, so giant rat in the bedroom. Yeah, so how did you get rid of it? How did you get it out?

It took ages. As I said before, like an hour of us. I was getting so sweaty. So finally, we tried to corner it and it just flies. It just jumps as you try to corner it. So finally, we opened the door. Great, great thought. Great door. Great, great thought. Great idea.

Yeah, great thought. But by doing that, it created a tiny little nook for it and it quite liked the little nook. Oh, in behind the door? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so then we got the bucket, then it just went into the bucket,

slammed the little sign and mom was like chucking it out. Right in the bucket. Yeah, yeah, yeah, chucked it out. So our more rural listeners will want to know this. Yes. And of course, Ella is quite the, how do we put this, animal rights activist. Did you offer it a job in the kitchen?

Yes, ratatouille. It's a win-win. Dead rat or living rat? Living rat. Idiot. We just let it out in the garden. Idiot, that rat's coming back. It's off to-win. Dead rat or living rat? Living rat. Idiot. We just let it out in the garden. Idiot. That rat's coming back.

It's off to breed. Oh, no. Play ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC. Get the full menu delivered to your door with the KFC app. Play ZM.