ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 20th March 2024

Episode Date: March 20, 2024

Brodie Kane filling in. Kiss-greeting etiquette - are you a front lip kisser?  What did you sneak into the movies?  A new netball craze.  Discontinued NZ lolly.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Bree and Clint. Cheers to KFC. Hot and crispy boneless. Available now. ZM's Bree and Clint. With guest host Brodie Kane. Um, that's a little bit fancy.

I'm honoured to get my own stick. That's a little bit fancy. That's a bespoke intro, Brodie Kane. That means that you guys actually value me coming in and being here. So I would like to say kia ora and thank you. Namahe. It's good to have you here, Brodie. It's great to be here. You know that I was a bit late. Yeah, and I know you're very stressed about that, but it's all good. You're here at three o'clock. Do you know what I think that it, no, no, for the record, I was here at twenty past two. Let's just get back to it. Okay, sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it comes

from, maybe it's trauma from the army. Right. Like just being on time. What would happen if you were late in the army? Press ups, you know, marching. Yeah. Yelled at. Yeah. Yeah, like lots of consequences.

Ross Boss did just mention that you owe him 20 burpees. Oh, fair. One for every minute that you were late. Yeah, 100%. I take that. Bree got here at 20 past three yesterday. So, you know Okay You're still an hour earlier than she was

As long as you're on air on time I guess Yeah Okay That's the main bit Brodie's filling in for Brie For the next couple of weeks Who's off on secret business We just went to get a pre-show coffee

And Brodie goes I'll have a CZ babes I don't think CZ And I was like what's a CZ I'm not weird in not knowing what a CZ is Coke Zero CZ drinkers know what a CZ, and I was like, what's a CZ? I'm not weird in not knowing what a CZ is. Coke Zero? CZ drinkers know what a CZ is.

Yeah. Controversially, though, I'm not a big fan of the CZs. We're not sponsored by Coke CZs, are we? No, we're not. No, good. When they changed the recipe and went from the black can to the red can, dead to me. But I just need a little caffeine punch in the face this afternoon so I can really bring my best to the show this afternoon. And there we go. We've got the caffeine. She's been punched in the face and we're off and rolling. We're playing

for $48,000 cash today. At 4 o'clock, you'll have the chance to score that if you can stop our timer. Bang on five seconds. Claudia, what was the time that we got in breakfast today? They got very, very close to that five seconds, didn't they? This morning, they got 5.01. Oh.

Can't get much closer There's no leeway eh? One one hundredth of a second off $46,000 they would have won this morning That's

that's rough Are people going like full ham with this in terms of timing the people that are doing it? Yes we are Claudia gets a digital

version of it and she can get the exact markings of it. Okay. So we'll do it at 4 o'clock for $48,000. But the first thing we'll do today is Tradie vs. Lady. If you want to play, pick a team and call us now on 0800-DIAL-ZM, and we'll play Tradie vs. Lady after Cyril. Oh, Tradies are up.

23 to 20. Oh, okay. Let's go, ladies. It's time for a round of tradie versus lady. It's tradie versus lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Where I stand corrected, the scores were not up to date, but this is the up-to-date score.

The tradies are on 23 and the ladies are on 21, so it's closer than I said. I've just got a quick question for you. Yes. What happens when the lady is a tradie? So they can be a tradie lady. And that's what happened yesterday. We had a lady versus a tradie lady.

Great. And last week we had a lady who was a tradie win for the tradies and then upon winning asked if she could give her point to the ladies. Nice. Which was interesting and controversial. I said yes. Yeah. And then there was interesting and controversial. I said yes. Yeah. And then there was some feedback from people who said,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I have a bet running on this competition with my partner. And if you're reallocating points willy-nilly, that's not going to fly. So I took that feedback on board. No more sharing of points, but that point was able to be shared. I was down in Taranaki yesterday for a women in trade event

with all the wonderful young high schools encouraging young wahine to be shared. I was down in Taranaki yesterday for a women in trade event with all the wonderful young high schools encouraging young wahine to be in trade. So I just, I'm really like in my feminism power today. Totally. Just, thanks for clearing that up. You can be a lady tradie, absolutely. Great. Let's meet our contestants for the day.

Our lady is from Hamilton. She is 28 and she just got engaged last week. Welcome to the show, Jess. Hello. Hello. Jess, congratulations. Thank you. Whereabouts in Hamilton did your partner pop the question?

Down by the river? No, we were in Fiji. Oh, Fiji, delightful. Because my next guess was going to be the outback, but that's even better. Fiji's even better. Do you know where going to be the Outback, but that's even better. Fiji's even better. Do you know where it actually would be beautiful for a proposal in Hamilton?

The Hamilton Gardens. Oh, yeah. Stunning. Totally underrated, Hamilton Gardens. Massively underrated. Anyway, Jess, congratulations. Our tradies from the other end of the country, they are 19 years old and they are a terrible fisherman.

From Invercargill, please welcome Jared. Hello. How are you, Jared? Not bad. What's your trade? I work on boats. Oh, but you're a terrible fisherman? That means that you're... What do you do on the boat then? No, I work at

the boat manufacturer. He's a land-based boatman. Okay, Jared, your buzzer is tradie. Jess, yours is lady. The first one of you two to give us three correct answers gets $50 cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go.

Question number one. Name the highest mountain in New Zealand. Tradie. Jared. Mount Cook. Correct. Good from you. Aoraki, Mount Cook.

Yes. Do you know how high it is? 3,000 something metres. Oh, you're not... I think it is in the 3,000s, isn't it? Really? Okay. Yeah, well done.

Question number two. Who is Kiwi director Taika Waititi married to? Lady. Jess. Jess. Rita Ora. That's correct. That's one point apiece.

Right, question number three. What product does the Sealy company produce? Lady. Jess. Is it mattresses? It is mattresses and beds. Sealy? Really?

Get that Sealy posturpedic feeling, Sealy. Really? Right, that was beautiful. Question number four. Which New Zealand filmmaker and screenwriter won an Oscar for Best Director in 2003? Trady. Jared. Peter Jackson.

Well done, Jared. That's two apiece, and this is the decider, this one. Whoever gets this walks away as the Tradie vs. Lady champion. This weekend, the Blues play the Crusaders at Eden Park. Name a Crusaders player, past or present. Tradie. Jared, just. Cody Taylor.

Cody Taylor will do it, and that's a Tradie victory. Well done, Jared, the land-based boatman. You get $50 cash from our friends at KFC. Thank you. You're welcome. Takes the tradies to 24 and the ladies still on 21. Bree and Clint. Brodie, we were having a conversation yesterday on the show

about things that feel illegal but aren't. Like, for example, driving the speed limit when there's a police officer behind you. Or if a police officer isn't going the speed limit, you going past the police officer. It's not illegal, but it feels illegal. And sometimes I reckon they do that deliberately, don't they? Do you reckon?

Yep. Do you reckon? Oh, yeah, they would love it. Just to lull you into a false sense of security. Absolutely. One of the things that came through that feels illegal but isn't is taking your own food into the movie theatre. Food that you haven't purchased from the movie theatre

like the popcorn or the candy bar candy. And that feels illegal. But it's not illegal. Is it not? Are you allowed to take your own food in? Well, that's what I asked. And then today our producer Claudia said that she actually used to work at a cinema.

Didn't you, Claude? Yeah, it was a dark time in my life. Well, you didn't enjoy working at the movies. No, it was dark in there all the time, that's what she meant. Literally dark. Is it not a good job? It was alright. It was just messy. Free movies? Very cheap movies. Very, very cheap. Once I had to start paying

them for them myself, I was just like... You wouldn't go. I haven't seen any movies. How much? What staff prices at the movies? I was getting 50 cents. Why would you charge? I think it was weird, actually. It was free for 2D and 50 cents for 3D.

What? Yeah, I don't know. You had to pay for that extra D. Exactly. That's what it was. The extra D was 50 cents. Wow. So you'll be the one to ask then, is it illegal to bring your own food into a movie theatre?

The rule that we had, no hot food, and I think that was for smells and stuff, and no glass. That's fair. That's actually fair. What about formerly hot food? So like a curry, but it's been in the fridge. Is it spicy curry?

It's butter chicken. See, this is getting complicated, isn't it? This is actually, where do you draw the line? Yeah. Because there's spills as well with hot food. And you can smell, like, always, you can smell a strong food from the outside world. Or you'll smell a curry.

You can smell a Subway. You'll smell, oh. Yeah. You can smell a Subway when that comes in, when people have got that. Yeah, you can. Subway has a very distinct smell. It stays in your hands, too.

You can smell KFC if someone takes that into the movies. Yes, you can smell it on the plane too. You can smell it on the plane to Samoa when people are taking it home to the islands, which is a big thing. Oh, it's delicious. You're like, oh my God, can someone crank it out? Someone get it out.

Put it in the vents. Yeah. Can we serve it on the plane? Yeah. Okay, so I could take, for example, a Subway in if it wasn't toasted. Yeah, untoasted. We open it up and show me. Right.

You said that you found an entire chicken carcass in the cinema once when you were cleaning it up. Yeah, one of those, the bachelor's handbags. Someone had gone to the supermarket, bought a rotisserie chicken, eaten it in the cinema and left it behind. See, I am one of the biggest fans of a supermarket chook, all right? In fact, you saw me bring some leftovers in here just before. Not in the bag, obviously.

But the logistics of diving one's hand into the carcass. And do you share it around? Do you pass it to the next person? Or are you doing a whole chicken to yourself? Your hand's all chickeny. Like, how are you getting... Little fingers. How are you managing this?

And if it's in the bag bag it would be up to the wrist as well. You're wiping it on the seat, aren't you? That's the oils I'm talking about. That's a lot of oil and spill.

Well, that's fat. That's chicken fat. And you're just blind eating. You might just accidentally choke on a bone. This is dangerous behaviour. I don't mean to be judgmental,

but I will say a rotisserie chicken is not movie theatre food. 100% I agree with you. What about a pizza? What about a pizza? Now you've got the cinemas where you can order food. Which pizza does come into that?

Maybe that's half the reason they don't want you bringing the hot food. So they can sell it to you. I brought those really yummy potatoes with the good potato skin on it. Like a whole potato? Like a baked potato? Yeah, like you buy them from the roast shop. Okay, vegan, stop trying to relate to us with snacks.

You're like, I took a whole potato in. No, I took five in, and they were warm. But I want to know if that's acceptable, but okay. I see. We're going to ask people this afternoon, and this is a safe space. We've found out that it's not illegal, but either way your details are not going to be passed on to authorities.

We'd like to know what you have snuck into the movies in the past. What have you got away with taking into a cinema to watch the movies? But there should be some that are actually cold that should be banned, for instance, in Apple. Imagine there's a big, like there's a poignant scene and you're like... That's such a good point. That's such a good point. That's such a good point. And what do you do with the core?

Yeah. You're just going to hold it for, I'm talking about people who pour half a bottle of wine into their Stanley cup. I'm talking about people who take, I don't know, what is it?

What have you taken into a movie theatre? You snuck it in there or did you just brazenly walk in with it? Bree and Clint. Have you not snuck anything into the cinemas before? Just a bad boyfriend who didn't pay halves with me. That was when I was about 16 or 17 years old.

What was the movie? Matrix. Was it? Yeah. Showing your age. Yeah, I know. Matrix at the cinemas. I don't think I've snuck anything into there, to be honest.

People have. It is blowing up the text machine right now. Someone texted in and said, my mum and her mate went to watch George of the Jungle and snuck a whole goon bag of wine in. They were quite drunk by the end of the movie. What about the guy that says I walked into the movies a few years back with

a full bottle of Jack Daniels? Didn't take any mixes. I was wrecked by the middle of the movie. Wait, wait, wait. You were drinking straight Jack Daniels? Yeah. Wow. That's very aggressive. Surely go and get one of the large cups of Coke from the cinema.

Like, you know, they do the super big cups of Coke? Yeah. And then you've got your Jack Daniels. Nah, just raw dog it. Okay. Look at this one just quickly. Personal favourite used to be onion dip. Brilliant.

Chicken chips and a G&T. Why haven't we been doing this? Like a can of G&T. Or do you think they're bringing in a Seegers and the Schweppes Indian tonic? A little bag of ice. Because that's the thing. You wouldn't want to take cans.

Chopping board with a lemon. Like all the sound effects, you know? Brett's called up on 0800 DDARLS-AT-HEM. Hi, Brett. Hey, guys. How's it going? We're good. What have you snuck into the movies, Brett?

No, I was just thinking about it. There used to be a Georgie Pie on Manor's Mall. Oh, yeah. Yes. And we used to at least take at least two, maybe three or four $1 mince and cheese pies in every single movie each. Oh my god. R.I.P. Wasn't life better

when Georgie Pie $1 pies existed? Oh, it was a whole other universe. I think maybe a different time stream or something. And it wasn't frowned upon to take, as a family, to go to Georgie Pie for dinner and just have a pie, chips and a Coke for dinner.

Yum. Exactly, and it was cheap as. It was cheap as. It was. Yep. Oh, well, pour one out. You know that the Georgie Pie in Christchurch, now the New Zealand Blood Service, go figure. Yeah, there you go.

Oh, yeah. The Georgie Pie in Rotorua, now a super liquor. I've also taken a big bottle of pre-mixed screwdriver into one movie as well. I think it was IQ. Oh, yeah, okay. Screwdriver being vodka and juice. Yeah, vodka and juice. Like 1.25 bottle.

Good from you. Good from you. This is just becoming the binge drinking hour. Yeah. Rebecca's here on 0800-DARLS-IT-M. Hi, Rebecca. Hello, how are you? Good.

You're not breaking the law. It is frowned upon, but I didn't really know why. What's the thing that you've snuck into the movies? I learned very early on from where my nanny used to take us

to matinee performances and kids' theatre and stuff. Yeah. She'd always buy us jappers and I'd open them at the wrong end and they'd all go clattering down the aisle.

Yeah. That silent food's the best in cinemas. Yeah, definitely. So when I went to watch Lord of the Rings, I took in hummus and carrots. But I knew that carrots were going to be noisy, so I microwaved them for a little bit first.

Oh, you took floppy carrots into the movies. No, no, no. Not entirely floppy. Just to take the noise off. You took semi-flaccid carrots into The Lord of the Rings. Just to take the noise off. See, what I'm going to say to you is, how did you want the carrot that badly?

Like, there's another food group that could have been done here. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, totally. Like what? Oh, I'd rather dip my finger in the hummus than a microwave carrot, to be quite honest. Guys, I was in the Jim Gill era. I'm not now.

I'm not the girl. Oh, okay. All right, all right, all right. That makes a lot more sense. Thanks, Rebecca. We appreciate it. Someone said, I got a 1.5 litre bottle of fizzy

in the crotch of my baggy pants into the movies. Yeah. Yeah, man. You never knew what people were smuggling in those pants in the 2000s. I think those pants are back, aren't they? They are, actually. Yeah. Connor's here. Hey, Connor. What did you smuggle into the movies,

Connor? It was actually me and the old man. So he's quite attached to his dog. It's a chocolate lab and yeah, we just walked in with him. You took a whole dog into the cinema? Yeah, he just came in and just sat in front of us and slept the whole way through. He's about 13 years old.

I love that. Were the movie people fine with it? To be fair, they didn't really just, they didn't notice, they didn't care. I don't know, the attendant just... Did you pretend he was a service dog or something so that you could... Oh, they must have thought so.

But yeah, no, we just walked past and he didn't say anything. With a lab, you can get away with that because you probably wouldn't question it. You'd go, oh, that they must have thought so. But yeah, no, we just walked past and he didn't say anything. For the lab, you can get away with that because you probably wouldn't question it. You'd go, oh, that'd be a service dog. But yeah. Yeah. Okay, love that.

He's wandered in. I guess I just... There's so many answers, like a bottle of wine in the handbag, 1.5 litre Coke, a whole box of beers, gin, wine, KFC, kebab, pizza. There's nothing I wouldn't take.

I've just never... I've just sort of thought of going into the movies, grabbing some popcorn and getting out. People think it's a whole life hack when you take your own food in because you're like, look how much money I saved. This one is unique though. Someone said, when I go to the movies, I always take my bedding with me, the duvet and a couple of pillows.

Yeah. I think you need to stay at home, Dals. Basically, you need to get a projector for your pillows. Yeah. I think you need to stay at home, Dals. Basically, you need to get a projector for your bedroom. Yeah. Brie and Clint. Brie's got her face screwed up. You're not familiar with the black eyed peas? I just rolled over and woke up in 2004.

How good. I love it. Time for the later. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, finally, after over a year of speculation, we could have a confirmed new James Bond. Yes, we are almost. The ink is still wet on the checkbook.

Aaron Tyler Johnson is the man that is all but confirmed to be the new James Bond. Now, obviously, Daniel Craig played James Bond for 15 years. I think he looked very good. He turned down $100 million to do extra James Bond. I know, right? He must have so much cash. And here comes along Aaron Tyler Johnson.

Look, I don't mean to be hateful. We're all driving home. It's a lovely afternoon in New Zealand. But I don't think they be hateful. We're all driving home. It's a lovely afternoon in New Zealand, but I don't think they've nailed it. I'm not into it. I could think of things. Dean, I've just bought a picture of him up on screen for Brodie to

see Aaron Taylor Johnson for the first time. What's your review of him as James Bond? Well, I'm available immediately for James Bond. I'm at his beck and call today. Sign me up. The Wild... What's he from?

He was in Bullet Train. He was also the guy inside the green suit with the sword on Kick-Ass. He's grown up a lot since then. But, Dean, the story about him prior to him signing as James Bond was that he got together with his now wife when he was 18 and she was 44. That's the age difference between him and his wife. Well, that's me, James Bond. Yeah.

That's me, James Bond. It's kind of hot. But yeah, I actually didn't even know that. That's a good little fun fact. I just feel like it should have been someone more like, I really wanted Idris Elba. I just wanted Idris Elba. Or Meryl Streep.

No, no. Or anyone. No. Clint's outraged. Meryl Streep I can't argue with. But the people who keep going on about Idris Elba. I just wanted Idris Elba. Or Meryl Streep. No, no. Or anyone. No. Clint's outraged. Meryl Streep I can't argue with. But the people who keep going on about Idris Elba, he is too old. Idris Elba is nearly 50 years old.

James Bond is in his mid-30s. The character is in his mid-30s. And they need a guy that they can hang four, five, six movies off. If they do that to Idris Elba, he'll be 65 by the time he does his last James Bond movie. I've got a really dumb question quickly. The James Bond movies that, I mean, obviously like Roger Moore and that going back,

Sean Connery. Yes, yeah. Is someone just making up stories as they go along or is there a thousand books that we've got to get through? There were a bunch of books. There were. And then the person who was writing the books has passed away and so now they're making them up. Now we're beyond

the books. We're beyond the books. Okay, cool. Like Game of Thrones. Thank you. I just was like, when will it end? When will it end? Well, it won't end for a while. We've got a new James Bond and it's Aaron Taylor Johnson. Bree and Clint with Brodie Kane. That's the latest with Dean McCarthy.

Bree and Clint. Are you on Instagram? No the latest with Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. Are you on Instagram? No, no. No, no. I was actually just, I was just sending a voice memo. Oh, were you? Well, I'd send a voice memo and then my running coach had sent me a voice memo back and then it was still playing.

I didn't realise. I didn't realise. I thought it was two songs. Apologies. I love a voice memo. Yeah, see. Some people are offended by them. I think it's a great way to communicate. I don't think you should do it all the time. I don't think it's an songs. Apologies. I love a voice memo. Yeah, see. Some people are offended by them. I think it's a great way to communicate.

I don't think you should do it all the time. I don't think it's an all the time thing. But if you're on the go and someone needs a response from you, quick little voice memo. Yeah. I'm sorry. Not on air. Not on the air.

Are you a netballer or a former netballer? Fourth form D team Rangiora High School. What's your position? Wing D or wing A. Oh, yeah? Nice. Thought about getting back into netball? I've done a couple of social times over the years,

but I find it's too dangerous because ultimately you get injured for playing sort of a social thing on a Tuesday night. I don't think it's worth it. Netball's a full-on game. I love it. But when I had kids, my wife banned me from playing indoor netball because she said, if you end up on crutches, you are no use to me. No, that's what I mean.

You are absolutely no use to me. It's dangerous. I've seen many people break their ankle on a Tuesday night. Well, then maybe this is the netball for you. I said before the show, it's definitely the netball for our producer, Claudia, and she said, I don't like how you've pigeonholed me before I even know what this is. Yeah, that's rude.

But, Claudia, maximum 2,000 steps a day, Sykes. My maximum is 3,000. Oh, maximum 3,000. Thank you. Sorry, average 2,000. And also, I've played netball and I got kicked off the team because I was so bad. Well, this is the netball for you. There's a new type of netball.

Netball Taranaki is introducing walking netball. Eh? Netball Taranaki is introducing walking netball. It's described as low impact, no running, no jumping. Alternative to classic netball. So you just, I guess it's like walking in the Olympics. You can only, at the most fast walk. That will be hilarious to watch. Do you get penalised for going too fast?

Yeah, you would. They'd say, no, no. That was a jog. That was a jog. No, no. There was only one foot on the ground at a time there. No. The no jumping bit is wild to me.

Would there just be ball? The ball would like, because imagine if there's someone sort of, you know, like with a fast paced one, you'd sort of throw it slightly ahead of the person, like slightly in front of the person. Not with a walk, you're not going to be able to do that. like slightly in front of the person. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not with a walk. Not with a walk. You're not going to be able to do that.

No, unless you roll it along the ground to them. Yeah. They say it's a great option for people who have been out of the game for a while, like yourself, Brodie. Hello, I'm a marathon runner. I can do the running netball, thank you. Yeah, but you're not. Yeah, because I don't need to.

No, okay, yeah. This is more for elderly, isn't it? Well, not necessarily. It's for Claudia, you know? No, okay, yeah. This is more for elderly, isn't it? Well, not necessarily. It's for Claudia, you know? No, I think that's... Even worse than elderly. Claudia doesn't want to do any running. They said it's good for people who are recovering from injuries,

walking netball. I think walking netball is still too dangerous. And for people who are getting older. Yeah, you're right. I don't think you're going to find many people under the age of, let's say, 57 that are going to play walking netball. Derrigan? Just a little hunch there.

They said you still get a good workout. You get to utilise your ball skills and practise your shooting technique. But it's gentler on your joints. Like aqua jogging. Well, I was going to say, why don't they just play water netball? Yeah. Water netball is not... We were just saying water polo is basically water netball.

Oh, yeah, true. Gosh, that's rough too. But that is rough. No, I think you'll find that people playing walking netball will be laughed at, actually. Oh, don't. Come on, if you saw it down at the courts. Imagine being down at Hagley Park in Christchurch.

Everyone's playing netball and then there's the walkers. It would be funny to watch. What other sports could we walk? Could we have walking rugby? Yes. You could, eh? You could have walking hockey. You could have walking hockey.

Walking soccer. If you had walking rugby, it would have to be walking touch rugby, wouldn't it? Imagine like a slow motion tackle. Oh, I'm going to get you. Here we go. More of a hug and a fall than a slow motion tackle, wouldn't it? Yeah.

Well, anyway, if you're into it, netball Taranaki revolutionising the game. Walking netball coming to an asphalt near you. If anyone sees the first game, please video it for us and send us in. Send it in. And if you play, can you text us and tell us what it's like?

Yeah. Bree and Clint. Send it in. And if you play, can you text us and tell us what it's like? Yeah. Oh boy. What have we done? No. What have we done, Brodie? What have we done? I wasn't. I, okay, I'll take responsibility for this. I came out and said that netball Taranaki are

revolutionising netball with the introduction of walking netball. To be fair, I'd never heard of it, so actually I'm coming in with you. Fair enough. You said no one under the age of 57 would play walking netball. Boy, have we had a lot of texts from walking netball fans. My God. Now, who wants to apologise first?

Do you want to apologise for your part, which was saying that the region beat everyone to it? Sure, sure. I am sorry that I said netball Taranaki invented walking netball. How silly of me. I apologise to netball Canterbury. I apologise to netball

Waikato. I apologise to netball Waiuku. And all of the other netball regions that we're in netball Kilbirnie, where walking netball is thriving. I would like to apologise to a lovely bunch of humans who are 43, 20, and 22 that are playing walking netball.

I imagine that it's an absolute hoot. So I'm sorry for being ageist. You said it was silly. Listen to this text. Walking netball is not as easy as you think. You're walking, so you have to get there twice as fast. And one of our teammates broke her arm during a game of walking netball a couple of years ago.

Dangerous. Maybe we need to go and play, Clint. Yeah, I'd love to. Should we go and play? I'd genuinely love to. Can we arrange that? Yeah. I don't know if we could go to Waiuku Clint. Yeah, I'd love to. Should we go and play? I'd genuinely love to. Can we arrange that? Yeah. I don't know if we could go to Waiuku.

That's a bit of a drive. But if there's a local one in Auckland, let's go and give it a whirl. Can we get amongst... Okay, that's a great question. Does your team have a walking netball game this week or next week that Brodie and I could come and join in on? Seriously. Seriously.

Yeah. Oh, look, North Canterbury, where I, my home area. I know someone who did serious damage to their foot playing walking netball in North Canterbury. Come to Netball Waitakere. There's a game there on Monday. We're there. Send us the details.

Yes. We're there. As long as it's after 7pm, we're in. Yeah. Even if we can arrange a special game. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For us. Yep. And give us your best players. We're in. Yeah. Even if we could arrange a special game. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For us.

Yep. And give us your best players. And do you wear the old school skirts with the pleats? Because that would be a vibe. And do you wear a running shoe or a walking shoe? Do you know, all I'm thinking of is Kath and Kim playing netball. That's all I can imagine. Bree and Clint.

Look, look, look. Look, it's important to understand when you've been ignorant of a subject. And we were. Boy, we're getting a walking netball education after talking about it. Our producer Claudia just brought us up a video of some people playing walking netball. Looks great. Looks like a great community event. My question is, why did you put some of the walking netball plays into slow-mo? Like, I feel like you don't need to put walking netball in slow motion.

But also, I agree with you, but I think we should just let people in on a little secret, is that Clint and I just had a small practice of walking netball just to see how it would go. And then we both sat down and were like... So... Quite puffed. Quite puffed.

Yeah. I really want to give it a go. No, we are. I really want to give it a go. Yeah. And we did joke earlier about other walking sports. Turns out they exist too. Someone said, I've got a mate from the pub.

She was in walking basketball two weeks ago, playing walking basketball, tore muscle off the bone in her hip. Oh, no. From Doddy in Christchurch. Yeah. Right. No, see's still dangerous. Do you know what that is though?

That's the veracity of social sports. There's more people in social sports that get injured than professional, right? Totally. Because you got something, do you have something to prove? What is it? It's like when I used to play touch, right?

Back in North Canterbury and it was the same thing though. People were like, unreal touch. The minute they're off the field, they're having a drink and a durry. Yeah, right.

It's the prep work around it that might be causing the injuries. Yeah, probably. Or the lack of prep work. Yeah. Yeah, anyway. Netball Waitakere, we're coming for you this Monday.

We're making our walking netball debut. Can't bloody wait. It's going to be great. Bree and Clint. Tell me if I'm being paranoid or not, but when I now sell something on Trade Me or like on Facebook Marketplace, like for example, a bunch of baby, baby stuff that we don't need anymore,

like baby gates and things like that, because we're moving out of the baby, baby phase of life. Now I've stopped giving out my address for people to pick the stuff up. Like I'll still let you pick it up. All right, Beyonce. Yeah. Give it a rest. I'll still let you pick it up.

But I'm like, well, I don't actually know who this person is. And is it worth giving out my address for $25? Like last night, I met somebody. They said, oh said they bought literally a baby gate off me and they're like oh I'll come and grab it

I was like sweet and I was like no 25 bucks like it's not I don't know who this person is so I ended up meeting them

at the super value up the road from my house and then when I did meet them I was lovely they were lovely I was like oh you could have come to my house look I think

do you know what I think that probably is more about now? Just how cooked our brains are in a sort of an untrustworthy society. Yeah, possibly. 20 years ago, you wouldn't have been in Ireland. In fact, you would have had a garage sale. Yeah, totally. Would you have a garage sale now?

No. Exactly. Would you go to a garage sale now? Oh, look, I'd go with mum because mum loves the garage sale. But there's another question. Where would you hear about the garage sale now? Oh, look, I'd go with mum because mum loves the garage sale. But there's another question. Where would you hear about the garage sale now? It's still on the side of the road. It's still the sign on the side of the road. The sign of the roundabout

closest to the house that says garage sale down here. See, I wouldn't have a garage sale but I would let someone come and pick something up. Anything? Like, regardless of the value of it? Well, I'm not going to waste time Sorry, Clint. I'm not going to waste time selling something for $25.

Oh, okay. Yeah, well, I'm going to take it to the I'm going to donate it. Well, to be fair, I did have the thing listed for $70 and then I got one of those cheeky, would you take $25? Yeah. And I meant to click decline and I accidentally clicked accept. Okay. So.

Yeah, see if it's sort of something, I reckon, like, I don't know, each to their own. But if it's less than, like, it's got to be sort of a hundred sort of in the hundreds, don't you think? To be bothered selling it? Yeah. Is that what you mean? Does that make me sound like a tosser? Yeah, I'd definitely sell things for less than that.

Like, wouldn't you? Like junk that you've got lying around the house. Nah, I'd just donate it. No, I'm talking about things that you can't donate, like a MacBook charger or things like that. Who's got time to sell a laptop charger? Me, because I've got four laptop chargers that I don't need anymore.

Well, that's on you. Take it to the e-waste station. Is he one of those? No, that's irresponsible. That's got life still in it. I'm being more environmentally respectful by passing it on, aren't I? Oh, you're stressing me out. I'm ruthless. It just all, yeah, no.

It's going elsewhere to someone else. I will say I'm more likely to let someone come to my house to collect it off Trade Me than I am off Facebook Marketplace. Well, Facebook Marketplace is still kind of like the wild, wild west, isn't it? Totally. Yeah. Totally. There's

just, I don't know, I don't trust anything or anyone on it. No, people can go wild on there. Claudia? I once had someone who was giving away something. In fact, no, I bought it and they were like, we're not going to be home. They told me they weren't home.

You can pick it up from the front porch. So they told me they weren't home. You can pick it up from the front porch. Yeah. So they told me they weren't home. I have done that before. I was invited onto their property. Yeah, I have actually done that before too. Yeah, I've done it at my house. When I was less paranoid.

And what did they say? Just leave the money in the letterbox or something? I think I paid online. So it was all prepaid. I literally went onto their property, knew they weren't home, picked it up and left. I think you're being paranoid. I think you need to chill a little bit.

I understand. And I know that there are Facebook Marketplace stories. And so I actually, no, actually, that's a lie. I have sold things on Facebook Marketplace. I usually chuck them on Instagram first. That's always a good way to do it. And just move it that way. Yeah.

Okay. Well, maybe I'm being paranoid. You are, though. And maybe I'm being stingy as well. Maybe I should have good way to do it. And just move it that way. Yeah. Okay. Well, maybe I'm being paranoid. You are, though. And maybe I'm being stingy as well. Maybe I should have taken it to the Sally Army. Yeah, I think you should have with the baby gate. I'm like a cosy lives crisis, mate. I know.

Gotta get your money back. Bree and Clint. Clint, we know the answer to our ones to each other. Yes. But on average, if you're greeting someone that you're familiar with, let's just say that you're familiar with. Sure. What do you go in for? Generally I go in for the

kiss on one cheek. And it's generally just like a cheek to cheek. I won't look to plant my lips directly on the cheek but I'll go side to side. Or almost maybe like the corner of the mouth touches the side of the cheek. At most, generally, yes. Yeah.

Yeah. See, I would be the same. I like to go in with a sense of familiarity with a side smooch. If not that, it's quite often if I meet someone for the first time, depending on what the setting is I will go in for a hug because I'm like g'day bring it in

you know sad serious world out there bring in a hug but the one that seems to be shocking people that I do not with everyone

is the front lip is the front lip kiss now just so people are aware Clint and I have been known to front lip kiss we front lip kiss we're a lip so people are aware, Clint and I have been known to front lip kiss. We front lip kiss.

We're a lip to lip kiss greeting. Like if I see you, because I don't see you all that often. We're mates from years and years ago. Yeah. But I probably see you five or six times a year. Yeah. And so when I see you, yeah, we front lip kiss. I front lip kiss with Maddie McLean.

Yeah, I saw that this afternoon. Yeah. I front lip kiss. I've got some great mates that live down in Gizzy. Girls, we front lip kiss. I front lip kiss with Maddie McLean. Yeah, I saw that this afternoon. Yeah. I front lip kiss. I've got some great mates that live down in Gizzy. We front, that girls, we front lip. And my mum is horrified. She thinks it's, she's like, oh gosh, do you really? At the idea of a front lip kiss.

Yeah. Because, well, I guess the, like I've told a few people about this and they're like, oh God, don't, back off. I'm like, hang on a minute. The question is, what do you think a front lip kiss is? Because I'm thinking that people are potentially overthinking what it might be, right?

Yeah. And because if you have like, now here's a question, do you give your beautiful daughters wee little kisses on the lips? Yep, absolutely, yep. If they'll allow me daughters wee little kisses on the lips? Yep. Absolutely. Yep. If they'll allow me.

Yes. Most of the time they're, get away, daddy. We want mum. Yeah. But if they permit it, then yeah, absolutely. So do you think that it would be okay to kiss them on the lips when they're 25, 30? I hope so. Yeah.

Yeah, I hope so. Right, exactly. But yeah, Jo Kane won't have a bar of it. She's like, oh, damn. Wait, wait. She won't even front lip kiss you? Oh, I hope so. Right, exactly. But yeah, Jo Kane won't have a bar of it. She's like, oh, damn. Wait, wait, she won't even front lip kiss you. Oh, God, no. Oh, I was talking like acquaintances. I could understand if she didn't want to give me

a front lip kiss, but I thought she would give you her daughter one. No, she doesn't front lip kiss at all. My God. But I think people, I think you'll find that there are a lot of people out there that don't want to front lip kiss anyone. Whereas I'm sort of like, if I'm coming in

and I can see that the person is coming straight in, because you can kind of tell, right? If someone's coming straight in for me, I'm like, I'll hold that. I'm coming in too. It's a split second decision, eh? And it's like, once you know what you are with that person, then it's fine

because you just gravitate towards it automatically. But it's funny because it is a vibe thing. I, for example, would not go in for a front lip kiss with Claudia.

Oh. Like if I saw you. Thank goodness. I probably wouldn't give you a kiss greeting anyway because I see you every day. I think you've hugged me once and it was real memorable.

Yeah, I felt your body tense up. I don't know if I'm just making an assumption here, but I wouldn't think Claudia's super like huggy. Oh, I like a hug. Oh, you do like a hug? Yeah, not with a stranger though. Well, you've never hugged me. Oh.

We're not strangers now. That's awkward. I'm coming in tomorrow. I'm glad you'll kiss me on the lips. I wouldn't front lip or side cheek kiss Ella either. I'm not side kissing no one. No. Get your mouth away.

Yeah, the young people, they can barely know how to say hello anymore because they're always on their phones. They don't want to answer their phone. It's too much. I will kiss my boyfriend and that's about it. Do you know what it is for me? Because I was reflecting on it in the car.

I was like, why do you get a front lip kiss but then some other friends of mine will get a side cheek kiss? Yeah. I think I'm lady led. I think. Do you think it's my fault? Yeah. I think because Morgan, the sexologist, she also gets a front lip kiss.

Yeah, I front lip kiss her too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You can feel the vibe. You can definitely feel the vibe. But if you are like Claudia, quite uncomfortable in those situations. I just think if anyone came at me with their lips forward, I would be dodging.

So how do you do it? Because a lot of people will go, they'll handshake and they'll lean in for a kiss. Because in a lot of cultures and a lot of times that is polite. How do you handle it? I pretty much all will let them lead. But I think if they're coming like front lip, I will turn my head. And I'll initiate the little cheek kiss. I can't believe this is a conversation.

No, but see, you're overthinking it, aren't you? No, okay, after this break, I'll come and pretend to be in the, like, do it. Do you want me to front lip kiss you? Well, I'll give it a go. Do you want me to front lip kiss you? No, still no. No, you can try it with me and see what it feels like. I think you'll find that it's just actually still just a nice, like it's a, I guess it is a level of intimacy,

but it's not at the level where I think maybe some people are thinking it is for me, for instance. There's no tongue. Is it something that you grew up with as well? No. No, weirdly. I learnt it over time. I was like, oh, this is a polite way to greet people.

Right. Yeah, yeah. But like I think there's, and your front lip kiss family members? No, never. Yeah, our front lip kiss family members. Right. Yeah, yeah. But like, I think there's, yeah, and your front lip kiss family members? No, never. Yeah, I'll front lip kiss family members. Yeah. But again, only some. Yeah, I know. I'll barely hug my brother. We want to know,

oh, $100.00 where you can text us on 9696. Can we try and get a bit of a consensus or at least a majority? Like, if you're going in to greet someone that you know, and say you haven't seen them for a bit, like maybe a few weeks, a few months, but you do know the person, you're familiar with them. Is it a hug, no kiss?

Is it a side cheek kiss? Or is it a front lip kiss? And if there are any front lippers out there, you just let us know and you can join the club. Yeah, we're ready. We're ready for a front lip kiss. And boy, we've ready. We're ready. We're ready for a front lip kiss. Bree and Clint. And boy, we've opened a can of worms with this kiss greeting etiquette conversation.

For reference, I have a few people in my world, some are family members, but others are people like Clint, who I will go in for a front lip kiss. And I love it. And I'm so fascinated that we have grossed out the entire nation this afternoon. I have found out that we are clearly in the minority. I know. As far as the front lip kiss goes.

And I agree with you. It's not everybody who receives a front lip kiss. No. And you kind of know the people that do. And you know the people that will come in with it. Yes. And you know the people to avoid with it. And you know the people to avoid with it. And you know the people

to avoid even the side kiss with. Yeah. You do. But I just, look, I'm just a bit saddened by, oh,

the text machine has blown up and I'm just feeling a bit sad. Yeah. Not just at the lack of front lip kisses. There are so many texts I'm like, oh God,

no, I'm not even going anywhere near anyone. Here's a text for you. As a 25-year-old zillennial, a hug is the most intimate I will get. I do not side cheek kiss. Maybe I'll give one to the oldies,

but never, never, never a front lip kiss. No, just no. Here's another one. Oh gosh, no. Front lip kiss for boyfriends, husbands, kids only. Sometimes mum. Side cheek for close family and friends. Hugs for everyone else.

I'm a very huggy person, but you take cues from the other person. All this talk of mouth kisses is making me dry heave on my way home from work. Dry heave? Oh, I think maybe this is, yeah, I'm very sad. What about this one? I don't even hug. I just fist bump. No.

Fist bump. Fist bump? So what, you're going to go to the rest home and be like, good to see you, Nana. Fist bump. That's, this is, something's happened. Something happened to the people. Let's balance it out.

Let's bring a bit of stability to the force. Hayley Sproul is on the phone. Hi, Hayley. Hi, guys. Loving the show, by the way. Thank you. Please tell us we're not alone in offering up the front lip kiss greeting to a select group of people. Not at all. I'm almost

exclusive. In fact, I can't wait to see you both again and give you a big old smooth on the lip. Yeah. I like having more people in the front lip club. I know. I mean, to put it into context though, I did go to drama school where basically, you know, you kind of eat each other for three

years. So, I kind of got into the habit. You went to Toy Focardi as well, didn't you, where they do the nude day? Well, no, that's a rumour, but we didn't quite rumour, but we definitely kiss on the mouth quite a lot. And you know what? Fletch and Vaughan hate it.

I'm not surprised by that. I can see Fletch going like a stiff fish as soon as you go in for a lip kiss. He simply will not do it. Vaughan, you've got to give him a couple of stiff whiskies and he'll give you a lip kiss. No, I love it. My whole family are lip kissers. I'll always lip kiss. Oh, yay, that've got to give him a couple of stiff whiskeys and he'll give you a lip kiss. No, I love it. My whole family are lip kisses. I'll always lip kiss.

Oh, yay, that's music to my ears. I can't wait to see you in person and bring you into my front lip club. You're on my list of lip kisses now. Yes. We're definitely in the minority though, Hayley. We absolutely are not. We're not the norm as far as this conversation goes

so thank you for giving a different perspective let's go to Holly on 0800 Dials. Hi Holly Hi how you doing? Good you're greeting somebody

that you know but you haven't seen them for a bit what are you doing? How are you greeting them? I am only a front lip kisser to my mum or my sisters

or maybe like my girlfriends if I'm fucked. I think the front-lipping, like kissing, I don't think it's a bad thing when it's a family. I probably wouldn't to like my male friends. I think that might be pushing it. But like if it's my mum and she's like saying happy birthday, I'll kiss her. Can I ask why you think it would be pushing it

with your guy mates? I don't know. It is like a, I think it's like a sign of love, you know, like, and although I love my mate, like my guy mate,

I don't know. It's just a little bit different. Maybe it's my generation. The interesting thing though, as well, is there's some people on the text machine that are equally as grossed out

by the front kiss being for the family members. Yeah. Which is interesting. Yeah. I'm sort of like, I think both camps are over-reading what this just simple gesture of intimacy is. I think it's fine.

Yeah. Family. Surely family. Okay, thanks, Holly. We appreciate it. Let's go to Kelly. She's here. Hey, Kelly.

Oh, hiya. What's your opinion on a front lip kiss, Kelly? So I'm in the older generation bracket, and I only just started, well, not just started, but I had to do the side cheek kiss as a cultural thing because I lived in South America and my husband is Peruvian. Yeah. And I had to kind of learn it from him.

It was a bit nerve-wracking because in my family, in my culture 20 years ago, it was just a shake the hand. Yeah, okay. So we had to kind of get used to it. I had to get used to it. But now I kind of have to read the room because I've got lots of different cultural friends from different cultures.

And figure out, you know, are you a sidekick kisser? Yeah. That's what me and Brody are saying. We're not going in to kiss everybody. Like, I'm not going lips first when I see Ross Boss. No. You kind of know the people that... I saw Bogsy today wasn't going in for a lip kiss.

CEO. Yeah, okay, thanks, Kelly. That makes a lot of sense. These texts, man. Someone said, I hate kisses in general. I don't even kiss my husband very often. If he goes for a kiss, I offer him my forehead. But also, yeah, we're not just lip-kissing everyone,

but people are saying, have you not heard of cold sores? Yes, but if I'm packing a cold sore, I'm not going in. I would expect a friend to go, oh, no, no, just keep your distance. Yeah. Yeah. You'll be safe with that. Jessie's here. Hi, Jessie.

Is that Kirsty? Is it meant to be Kirsty? Oh, yeah, Kirsty. Sorry. We've got you down as Jessie, but Kirsty, absolutely. I know, I thought you got it wrong, but that's okay. How's it going, guys? Yeah, we're good.

Front lip kisses, yay or nay? Absolutely not. No way. Never? No. Like hard no? No or nay? Absolutely not. No way. Never? No. Like hard no? No, no, definitely not. So I'll give my friends who I haven't seen in a while a big hug, definitely.

Definitely a hug. Definitely no kisses. I don't kiss any of my family on the lips. I don't kiss my kids. You don't kiss your – Yeah, sorry. I don't kiss them on the lips, sorry. I'll kiss them on the top of the head

that's about as far as I'll go and can I just say for the lip kisses, just to keep this in mind that Sunday morning mum and dad bedroom door closed and yeah are you going to give your kids a kiss for breakfast after that

alright, alright, alright alright kids oh my god a hard no from me Give your kids a kiss for breakfast. Oh, okay. All right, all right, all right. All right, Kirsten. Oh, my God. But no, a hard no from me. A hard no from me. Kirstie, Kirstie, quite literally, wash your mouth out. Oh, God. Wash your mouth out.

Kisses are for partners only. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That's just my opinion. Well, I don't have one of those. What am I supposed to do? I was not expecting that perspective. I was not expecting that at all either.

Well, there you go. Read the room, I think, is the advice. Moral of the story is, read the room. Read the room. And if... We can never come back from that, can we? Bree and Clint. Training season's over. Send in Bree and Clint with Brodie Kane.

That is Dua Lipa in Training Season. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. All right, let's stop front lip kissing and do some birthday bangers where we figure out the number one song the day that you turn 16. And Nicole's going to give it a go first. Hi, Nicole. Hi.

How you going? How's your day been? Pretty long. And yours? Yeah, pretty good. Yeah. We're looking forward to wrapping it up. Yeah.

We're on the downhill slide. Yeah. Nicole, give us your date of birth and we're going to give you your birthday banger. 1st of May, 1983. All right, Nicole. That means that you were 16 in 1999 and on the 5th of May, this was number one. June.

So you're a rocket scientist. June. That don't impress rocket scientist. Churn. That don't impress me much. Out the gate strong. Do you like it, Nicole? Yeah, it's pretty fitting because not a lot impresses me these days. I love it. I love it.

All right. Nicole tells it like it is. Okay, one for Kendall. Hi, Kendall. Hi, how are you? Oh, sorry. Brody's just front lip kissed the microphone. I'm sorry about that, everyone.

She smacked herself in the face with the microphone. We're good, Kendall. How's your hump day been? Yeah, yeah, it's good. I'm excited for the rest of the week. Yeah. I heard a rumour that it's your birthday tomorrow. It might be. Yeah. How heard a rumour that it's your birthday tomorrow. It might be.

Yeah. How good? What year were you? I'm 94. 94. I'm 30 tomorrow. Oh, my God. That's amazing.

That's a big age. I know. So that means that you were 16 on the 21st of March 2010, which means that your birthday banger is this. Oh, Katy Perry. Katy Perry and Timbaland, If We Ever Meet Again. Woohoo! Very 2010, this song.

Yeah. Very 2010. Oh, yeah, for sure. Oh, my God, what are you doing for your 30th? Are you going wild? Are you having a birthday month? I'm not doing anything on my birthday but for my birthday I'm going to the States and I'm very excited.

Excellent. Great. I love it. That's a really good way to do it. Okay, wait there. We're going to do one more for Emma whose birthday is actually today. Happy birthday, Emma. Thank you. What are you doing for your birthday? I'm a dairy farmer so I'm just finishing up milking

and then I'm going over to have dinner with my parents. Oh, delightful. That would be nice. And then get to bed early so you can get up and do some more milking? Yeah, exactly. Yeah. And so what year were you born, Emma? 1991.

Okay, so 20th of March, 1991 means you were 16 in the year 2007 and this was your banger. Oh, really? That's disappointing. You get Kiwi One Hit Wonder's Atlas and Crawl. Do you even remember this song? I sort of do, yeah. Yeah, same.

Other songs are pretty good, though. I do because... Other songs are pretty good though. I do because he was crawling in the video clip. That's good. Yeah, man. It was very literal. I'm the king of the cranks. Yeah. One of the guys from the band Zedd was in Atlas.

Oh. I believe. Cole. Okay, wait there, birthday girl Emma. We're going to do Nicole's Shania Twain, Kendall's Katy Perry or Emma's Atlas. I feel like it's Shania Twain, Kendall's Katy Perry or Emma's Atlas? I feel like it's Shania Twain without question. Oh, right. Should it have been more obvious to me?

Let me be more deliberate. Oh, it's definitely Shania Twain. 100%. Hey, Nicole, well done. You just won birthday banger. Thank you. My daughter has been trying to get through to like two weeks to win my birthday banger. Oh, you nailed it.

Nailed it. Bloody good. Here you go. It's Shania Twain. ZM. Guys who thought they were pretty smart. Bree and Clint. Don't impress me.

ZM. Bree and Clint. Okay. Sorry, guys. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, guys guys Brodie's here That's Shania Twain And that don't impress me much

That was Nicole's birthday banger She was born in 1983 She was 16 in 1999 And that's when that song was number one Cruel for us not to give it to the person That was having their birthday today or tomorrow But unfortunately

That's not how the game works Some people text in Defending Atlas Crawl. Producer Claudia is a huge fan. Maybe I was a bit critical of it. I remember it coming out and I was impressed at the time. But it's not a birthday banger. No, you're not going to show up to a party and be like,

guys, guess what my birthday banger is. It's not the one that you're going to go, right, this is going to get everyone. I would love this to be my birthday banger is? It's not the one that you're going to go, right, this is going to get everyone. I would love this to be my birthday banger. Yeah, but your favourite song is Hoobastank, The Reason. Yeah, I've got taste. Oh, for goodness sake. Okay, next on the show,

God, this is devastating when this happens, there is another classic Kiwi lolly that is being discontinued. They're just stripping away our childhood bit by bit by bit, and this one hurts. I don't know what it is. I haven't heard, so you're going to break the news to me. Yeah, I'll break the news to you next.

It's going the way of the snifters and the tangy fruits and everything else. We just can't have nice things anymore. From our childhood. Brie and Clint. Brodie Cain's here filling in for Brie, and this is devastating news. I hate to be the one

to break this but there's another iconic Kiwi lolly from our childhood being discontinued. First they came for Snifters. Then they came for Tangy Fruits. Then they came for Fantails.

Do you remember Fantails? I do. And the rappers? Yes. Then they came for Sparkles. Sparkles. Then they came for K-Bars. Oh, that's, they're dangerous. Aren't they back? Are they? I think they might beles. Sparkles. Then they came for K-bars. Oh, that's dangerous.

Aren't they back? Are they? I think they might be back. Okay, and then they brought back K-bars. And then they came for pods. But then weirdly pods are still around and you can still get them. But apparently they're gone. Anyway, forget all of those because there's a new one that is being taken off the shelves

and this is confirmed. Whittaker's have announced that they will no longer be producing the Whittakers toffee milk. Oh! Yeah. No! Yeah. Is that because of the day and age that we live in now and we're

so risk averse in health and safety? When you used to get them they were in a box that was open with just a little bit of cellophane over the top of it, and you'd just grab one. Or the dairy attendant would grab you one, and I think they were 10 cents each, so you could get 10 for a dollar. But they'd finger them, and they'd put them in the bag for you.

They were absolutely divine. Weren't they? If you don't know what they are, and I'm actually interested to know, Ella, who's Gen Z, this is very much a millennial lolly, I think. Ella, have you had the Whittaker's toffee milk bars? Wrapper? No, no wrapper. It's like a finger of toffee covered in Whittaker's milk chocolate.

Thin. Like it's thin. Yeah, like a stick of gum. No. Maybe not. You'd know. I'm thinking of a wrapper thing. No, no wrapper. No, you're thinking of a Santy bar. Okay. Yeah, that's different. No. Maybe not. You'd know. I'm thinking of a wrapper thing. No, no wrapper.

No, you're thinking of a Santy bar. Okay. Yeah, that's different. Those are still around. Whittaker's have said that it was a difficult decision, but it highlighted that other products were outperforming the classic toffee milk bars. So we think it's the right thing to call it and confirm that we are ceasing production of the Whittaker's toffee milk bars.

I have to be honest. I haven't seen one in an age. So I to be honest didn't know that they still were around. And I have to be honest, as outraged as I am, I haven't bought one for 15 years. Minimum 15 years. We are part of the problem. That's it. You can't

expect them to keep producing them on the off chance that one day in the next five years you might go, oh I'm going to go and spend 20 cents on a toffee milk. Yeah. And they were dangerous too for your teeth. They were quite dangerous. Yeah. Yeah.

Those, the K-bars and the Pixie Caramels. You often couldn't bite through a Whittaker's toffee milk. Like you'd go to and it would bend, it would bend up over your lip. Soak it in there, wouldn't you? And then you'd chew off all the chocolate. It was such a good time though. It's devastating though. We've got an incoming thing from the

Gen Z-er. Yes, please. I've had a lolly like that rip my tooth out once. Have you? Dolls, we all have. Really? That's part of growing up. No, but it wasn't a baby tooth. It was like a big thing in the back. Yeah, I lost a filling to a minty. Oh. Okay, so I'm not. I lost a tooth to a K-bar.

What did you? No, no, no, what was the lolly? It was, you know the see-through wrapper, the lolly's circle got like green and white in it. Oh, yeah. Yes, I like those. And they do pink ones as well. Yeah. And it's apple, it's apple flavoured.

Man, that ruined me. No, they are good. Yes, it can. Claudia, put it on the list. Tomorrow we're doing what lolly pulled your tooth out. Oh, damn it. No. Yes. What lolly pulled your tooth out. Oh, damn it. No. What lolly pulled a tooth or a filling out.

RIP the Whittaker's toffee milk. If you see a box, buy the whole box because it's going to be worth something. Well, I wonder with Cozzy Living whether they're too expensive now because I bet you they're not 10 or – hey, they were 15 cents. Yeah. We don't have a 5 cent anymore. So they can't be. And that is us.

We are out of here. We are going home. Do you have a TV show recommendation for us? It's all that's due at the end of the show. Yes. Slow Horses.

Oh, you were Slow Horses. Yeah. I've enjoyed Slow Horses. That's the British crime cop one. Is it Gary Oldman? Is that his name? Yeah. Outstanding. Gary Oldman. That's the British crime cop one. Is it Gary Oldman? Is that his name? Yeah.

Outstanding. Gary Oldman is, who's the police officer in Batman? Oh, I can't do that. Harvey. Where's Harvey? Yeah. Harvey Dent? No.

Oh, that's the other guy. No, not Harvey Dent. Alfred's the butler. Yeah. Isn't he the commissioner? Commissioner, commissioner. Oh, Ella's Googling it. What is it? But anyway, S was Googling it. What is it?

But anyway, Slow Wolf is. I bet it's not even him. He's the ex-MI5, you know, agent, spy. Commissioner Gordon. Oh, you got it. Commissioner Gordon. Yeah, well done. Yeah, so that show, the other show that I'm actually frustrated with controversially is One Day.

Oh. Running out of patience with that. Have you finished it? No, I'm only halfway through and I'm ahead enough. Well, stick with it. Really? Really? Oh, one of the most wonderful TV shows. Are you serious it? No, I'm only halfway through and I'm ahead enough. Well, stick with it. Really? Really? Oh, one of the most wonderful TV shows.

Are you serious? I've seen it a long time. I bagged it out on the podcast today. Lucy and I spent the weekend listening to the Spotify soundtrack to One Day. Because it is so good. Okay, fine. It is so good. I will carry on then.

And you'll get to the end and you'll thank me and you'll also hate me, by the way. Oh, no. That's all I'll say to you. Okay, fine. Stick and you'll also hate me by the way. Oh no. That's all I'll say to you. Okay, fine. Stick it out. Can't believe you haven't finished one day. I've been busy. I've been in the middle of a regional tour

so I've been having to watch little episodes on the planes. Regional tour. Who are you? The feelers? Yeah, yes, pretty much. I was in Taranaki yesterday at the Women in Trade. I was in Taranaki yesterday at the Women in Trade.

I was in Hawke's Bay for the food and wine. I am a tour. You can catch her tomorrow at Butler's Reef. Yeah, I go well in the regions. That's us. We'll catch you back tomorrow. See you guys. Bye.

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