ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 20th March 2025

Episode Date: March 20, 2025

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ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. It's our radio show, but wrapped up in a neat little package just for you. It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. ZM's Brie and Clint, thanks to KFC's Hot and Crispy Boneless. And now, coming to you live from the ZM Studios in Auckland, New Zealand, it's Bree and Clint. Tullamalaba, everybody, and welcome to the Bree and Clint Afternoon Radio Show. I reckon we talk about what we were just talking about. It's tearing the team apart.

Oh, no, not that. I was going to say the more interesting thing about what we think is the most or what we think is the best invention of the last hundred years of the last hundred years. Yeah, it's a good it's a good question. Great question. I hadn't given it much thought. Okay, let's ask the producers first then. I would go for sliced bread.

Nah, that's older than a hundred years. Fine, can opener. Ooh, I like it. Is that in the last hundred years? I think so. I think it was invented after the can as well. You'd hope so. What came first, the can or the can opener?

What an existential question. That's a real chicken or egg situation, isn't it? But a much easier version. What do you reckon, Ella? Best invention in the last hundred years. No, not easier. Because you couldn't invent canned food unless the

can opener existed. And you couldn't invent a can opener if you didn't know what the cans looked like. No, because you can get into a can without a can opener. Can opener 1855. Claude, your guess is excluded. Fine. The rip tab of a can then. That's my new guess.

Oh, that's quite a good one. The little pull tab. The pull tab cans. Why do you like cans so much? I don't know. Just top of mind. I like baked beans. I think they're pretty good.

You reckon baked beans are invented in the last hundred years? They were before the last hundred years, surely. Baked beans with pull tabs. Yeah. Oh, even better. I must admit. Okay, I want to go then. Okay, mine is baked beans with little sausages inside them

in a can with a pull tab. And a little bit of cheese. And Bree's is the can-can dance. Don't speak for me. It's a joke. And I'm pretty sure the can-can was definitely older. Mine would be vaccines. Oh, they're pretty good.

Or Wi-Fi. Thanks, Michael Baker. I was trying to make a joke. Like you guys with all the fun stuff and then I just brought down the mood. I'd say Wi-Fi. How good's Wi-Fi? Well, phones and stuff. When it works.

Yeah. iPod touch. You think about all the possibilities we have now. I could survive without Wi-Fi. I've got it. I couldn't survive without baked beans though. There we go. There's a challenge for Mr. Clint Roberts for the next week.

No Wi-Fi. No Wi-Fi. He couldn't do it. Plug-in only. No Wi-Fi on your phone. No Wi-Fi to watch anything at home. No Wi-Fi. He couldn't do it. Plug in only. That means no Wi-Fi on your phone, no Wi-Fi to watch anything at home, no Wi-Fi for maps. Yeah, I'll go land cable and a Wises book.

Good luck with that. This is going to be a good show. We're going to give you two cracks at the secret sound today. We're going to play What's the Plot for $150 cash, but we're going to kick things off with a heated game of tradie versus lady. Play ZM's Bree and Clint. We were just talking about what is the best invention to be invented in the last hundred years,

and we asked you guys to text through our 9696 some suggestions. The indoor flushing toilet, which we just found out was invented in the 1500s. Crazy. So not the last hundred years. Although it's a very good invention and something that all of us need. Oh you don't have to explain to me

how good the flushing toilet is. I used one today. Yeah. Amazing isn't it? The technology is just spot on. Air fryer? Oh air fryer. Air fryer is this, I would say, this generation's microwave. It was invented this century too. So is it the greatest invention of the 2000s?

Could be. Could be. So far, anyway, someone else said automatic washing machine, which we looked it up. Was it invented in the last hundred? 1930s, yep. Yep. And then I looked up when colour television was invented.

This blows my mind. Colour TV came out in New Zealand on October 31st, 1973. Yep. That's wild. Is that longer ago or sooner than you thought? I feel like it's not that long ago. Oh, no, yeah, it's not that long ago. Yeah, yeah.

And then I said maybe it's got to be penicillin is the best invention. But that's boring. People are like. That was in 1928 and then I've got it. It came to me. The best invention from the past hundred years, and I know none of you will argue with me, the 3D television. No, I will argue with you.

Why? Curved television. Both equal best inventions from the last hundred years. It's 3D versus ladies. I used to love charging up those little glasses. Oh, it was so good when you had one too many friends over and they couldn't watch the 3D TV. You put on the one 3D movie avatar.

Let's meet our contestants for Tradie vs Lady. Our lady's from Auckland. She's 39. She's a mum of three little rugrats. Welcome to the show, Chance. Hi, Chance. Hello. Are you going to be getting help from any of these children

or is it just you on your lonesome? It's my daughter. She's the one that always tries to get me to ring in. Okay. What's your daughter's name? Her name's Manaya. Manaya. Manaya.

Okay, Chancellor Manaya, you'll be taking on our tradie from the Tron. They are 42 and she loves making curries. Welcome to the show, Nikki. G'day, Nikki. Hi, Nick. What's your best curry that you make, Nikki? Oh, muslin curry. Muslin curry.

Oh, it's my favourite at the moment. When I lived in Rotorua, there was a curry delivery service called Curry in a Hurry. Oh, wow. That sounds like a bit of me, eh? Yeah. Yeah, it was good, actually, Nikki.

I like a good korma, but you never put it in the corner, do you? Yeah, nobody puts cormor in a corner. Yep. Nicky, your buzzer's tradie. Chance, yours is lady. The first to three correct answers is going to win $50 cash this afternoon. Good luck.

Here we go, guys. Question number one. What type of animal is Baloo in the Jungle Book? A bee. Was that a lady? Was that ladies? Yes. Yes.

Chance and Mania? He's a bear. He is a bear. That is spot on the money. We've got a couple of dodgy lines, so let's switch your buzzers to your name. Your buzzers are Chance and Nikki. Let's keep going.

Okay. All right, here we go. Question number two. According to Spotify, what was 2024's most streamed song? Was it Beautiful Things by Benson Boone, Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter, or Good Luck Bay by Chapel Roan?

Nikki. Yes, Nikki. Be Sabrina Carpenter. You're on the money, Nikki. Well done. It was... Yeah, it was everywhere. Espresso, the most streamed song last year.

We're all tied up at one apiece. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Nikki. Nikki's in. Kitty Clarkson. No. That's a good guess, though.

Chance. Do you want a free guess? Is it Demi Lovato? No. Not a bad guess either. The answer we were looking for, she was here last year. It was pink. Pink.

All right, no points there. Question number four. What year was the dating app Tinder first launched? Was it 2010, 2012 or 2016? Nikki. Nikki. 2010. Nikki.

Yeah, 2010. 2010. No. Chance and Mania. 2012. Well done. It was 2012. Does that mean we're all tighter? 2012. Well done. It was 2012. Does that mean we're all tighter?

Yep. No. No. 2-1. The ladies are on 2, the tradies are on 1. Thank you for that update. Question number 5. What is 12 times 12?

Nikki? 28. Might as well give it a crack. Nikki's losing it. Chance and Mania, do you want to go? 132. No. Oh, you were close, though.

It's 144. We move on. All right. 28. Nikki, nowhere near. She loves it. Question number six. Which Avenger is the only one that can calm down the Hulk?

Ant-Man, Black Widow. Yes. Chance, Black Widow. Well done. Well done, and that is the win. Is thatMan, Black Widow. Yes. Chance, Black Widow. Well done. Well done, and that is the win. Is that the win? Sure is. Let's go to the ladies.

She's a lady. Oh, she's a lady. What a great game it was. I knew you were a chance, but you win the whole way, Chance. Well done. Congratulations. You're the winner. Wayne Minaya.

Thank you. Good. We're first-time callers, too. Oh, hold on. Stop this off. Stop this off. Hold on. Hold on.

Hold on. God, why didn't you lead with that, ladies? God, we've never gone that close to missing it before. We nearly missed celebrating you guys. Thanks for finally calling through. Thank you. And, Nikki, are you there? I'm there.

I've called before and I've won before. So it's time I luck again. I just wanted to say before you go, 28. I know. That system hit us off. Oh, God. That was good for him, Nikki. 12-12s or 28.

There's not many things that I fear more than vomiting in public. I could think of a thing that's worse. Yeah. Can you? Worse than vomiting in public?

Oh, backdoor vomiting in public. Yeah. Yeah. But vomiting in public, because I said to you before we started talking about this, I was like, why is it so... Sometimes those things happen at the same time. A front door vomit and started talking about this, I was like, why is it so?

Sometimes those things happen at the same time, a front door vomit and a back door vomit. Oh, see, that is worst case scenario. Yeah, but I don't know why you would be in public for that to happen. Surely the initial one hits and then you take yourself to confinement. And you escape the eyes of human consumption. Yeah. I've talked to friends, I'm sure it's nothing new,

but I've talked to friends who have been in that both ends situation. Not good. And they're on the toilet and they have to make a decision which end they put in the toilet. Normally, hopefully, there's a sink or a shower or a bathtub, but then I guess which... So you could do both. You do toilet for bottom and then... Bucket.

Bucket. Get a bucket. Yeah. Yeah. bottom and then... Bucket. Bucket. Get a bucket. Yeah. Yeah. It's happened to a celebrity. Oh, yeah. At a very, very public space. Yeah.

Tracy Morgan, the comedian, was enjoying the... 30 Rock? Yes. 30 Rock, yeah. Yes, was enjoying the NBA. I believe it's the playoffs. Yeah. The New York Knicks versus the Miami Heat.

Yeah. And he was sitting courtside when he started to feel quite nauseous and he vomited all over the court. On the court? Well, it was courtside, not on. But it was, yeah, on the court. Yeah, may as well be, yeah, yeah. On the court.

You're on the court, yeah. We've got a photo here of Tracy Morgan. I know people listening can't see, but you described, Clint, how bad it is. Okay. I think, I want to give it a 10 out of 10. Oh, they got the photo of mid-chunny. Oh, poor guy's wearing black too, and you can see all the chunny flakes all over him. It's pretty bad.

Apparently the game had to be stopped in the third quarter for around 10 to 15 minutes. Those poor towel boys who go out and towel the court off. Yeah, I know. That'd be their job. It'd be not good to clean up. Why was he doing a courtside Chani? Was he OTP? Well, apparently, anyway, they had to carry him out of the stadium.

Like the medics came and got him and then he had a spew bag and they were carrying him out and then he posted a picture later on in hospital where apparently he had food poisoning and he said, appreciate everyone's well wishes. Sorry to the people that had to clean it up.

But also, go Knicks also Go Knicks Who ended up winning that game Which takes them to a 1-0 Lead in the playoffs Oh that's important information Poor guy, that's big That's a horrible situation

And obviously because it's a big game I reckon he would have felt sick But he's like I can't miss This is the playoffs. No, I reckon he was like, it's just nerves. I love the Knicks so much. I just feel a bit nauseous because of the nerves. I've got butterflies in my stomach.

Yeah. Oh, no, it's Campylobacter. Big public chunny. I wanted to ask people this afternoon, has this happened to you, where you've had a public vomit? Oh. I will never forget this one flight I was taking. I think it was to, it was somewhere in New Zealand

and it was a rural, like rural flight. So it was a small plane. So it was just two on each side of the plane. Yeah. And I'll never forget this woman was having a horrible time. So it was, I was in the aisle seat and she was in the next aisle seat but directly across you're in the same row and i've never heard somebody throw up so much and we were on this flight for two hours she threw up the whole flight she would

have used everyone's spew bags. The entire flight this woman threw up and I felt so bad for her, but I also was like, can I please be moved? Yeah, exactly. Because I'm going to throw up. Often a chunny leads to a chunny from other people too. Some people have sympathy chunnies. Not the chain chunny. Not a chain. It sits off a chain chunny reaction.

Yeah. Not good. Chunny, chunny, chunny, chunny. Chunny, chunny, chunny, chunny chunny Chunny chunny chunny Choo choo Zeddy and Brian Clint Strap in everybody Brian Clint you're on Zeddy God

Have you had a public chunder? Have you had a little Vommy In amongst people? Some of these messages There's so many There's so many good messages. Let me start with a favourite of mine.

In Intermediate, I performed in the school choir. We were performing on those bleachers you can stand on so everyone's face is visible. The poor boy next to me chundered two-minute noodles all over the row of girls in front of us. Oh. He's chunderpants for the rest of school, eh? Yeah, he's Chucky. Yeah. That's Chucky. for the rest of school, eh? Yeah, he's Chucky.

Yeah. That's Chucky. He's either Chucky or he's Nudie Spew. Chunder Thunder. That's what I'd call him. Let's go to some people on the phone. Charmaine is here. Hi, Charmaine.

Hi, Charmaine. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you, mate. Did you have a public vomit? I did. What happened, Charmaine? It was our last day in India. We were travelling back to New Zealand.

Okay. And we had just made it to the airport. So we travelled about six hours, you know, six hour drive. Yeah. And we get to the airport and we're up at the food court and my husband had to go back down to the checkout to do something. When he came back, I looked at him and said, I don't feel very well.

We're in the toilet. Power chucked everywhere in the food court. Oh! And then... Just wouldn't stop. And then we'd been here about four weeks or five weeks on holiday. Yeah. And of course, last year, I obviously kept something.

Yeah. Oh, no. The poor cleaning lady was not impressed. No. So I had to pretend that I was all good, like boarding the plane. Of course, I wasn't. No.

And not long after we took off, it just got worse. Oh, you spewed all the way from India to New Zealand. That is my worst nightmare. How long was the flight? So we were in Kuchin, so South India to Singapore. Got off at Singapore and then Air New Zealand found out that I was sick. Yeah. So they were like,

you're not going anywhere until you've got Twerin. Yeah. You're like, it's alright, is there a seatbelt in the toilet? Oh. I'll just sit in the toilet. Charmaine, that's shocking. What about this one? I'm a notorious spewer when it comes to hangovers. So much so that since the age of 19

I have always had a chucky bucket in the car. Even now at the age of 40. But my most memorable public chunder was when I was at a meeting hungover and I left in a hurry to get to the loo but I didn't make it in time

and power chucked in the lift. Oh. You get out of that lift and you send it to another floor. And if the door's open, someone's there, you're like, someone's thrown up in here. Like this message, I was drunk on a night out. I went to mobile and spewed in the sink. It got blocked.

When I came out, there was a line of people waiting to use the bathroom and I said, don't go in there. Someone's vomited. We had some chunks on your chin. Rochelle's here. Hi, Rochelle. Hi, Rochelle. Kia ora, Jane.

How you doing? Good. Thanks, mate. Tell us, did you have a public vomit? Yes. So I'm a high school teacher, so I teach science and biology. And when I was pregnant with my first child, during a lesson, I was teaching the kids all about reproduction

and childbirth and all of those wonderful things. Yeah. And felt suddenly very violently unwell, ended up chundering in the school sink in the classroom in front of all 30 kids in the classroom, which was not only ridiculously embarrassing, but I'm pretty sure successfully put all 30 kids in that class off ever wanting to have children.

Or be a teacher. Hey, that is great birth control. Can I ask, Rochelle, did your last name rhyme with anything to do with vomit? So you didn't get any, like, nicknames from it? No, no, thankfully. You're Mrs. Who. We could come up with one for you.

What's your teacher name? Mrs... Mrs. Stitter is my real name. Mrs. Who. We could come up with one for you. What's your teacher name? Mrs. Mrs. Stitter is my real name. Mrs. Stitter. Mrs. No, all I've got is Mrs. Shitter. Yeah, Mrs. Shitter Stitter. That doesn't work. Hey, Michelle.

Unless you did. Michelle, whatever you do, don't shit yourself at work. Then you'll be Mrs. Shitter Self. I had bad food for lunch. By the evening, I was on my hands and knees vomiting in the kids' daycare car park. God, the day can't get worse than that, eh? This one, felt sick at the Mexican cafe in town. Too many tequilas and I vomited in my purse.

Imagine cleaning that up. Someone else said, I vomited so bad on a flight after being at a wedding. Good parenting meant I had my five-year-old with me at the time. A lady tried to comfort me on the flight thinking I was a nervous flyer and my daughter outed me when she said, nah, mum went to a wedding last night and got drunk. Thanks, kid. I spewed on my teacher once

I went up to tell him that I was feeling sick And then I proceeded to vomit on him Sorry Mr. Reid Oh that's rough Picture this, it's 1995 I'm five and a new entrant at primary school We're sitting in a big circle on the mat Introducing ourselves

And I'm in my pretty new dress It gets to me and I feel a wave come over me and I chuck everywhere into the circle. Kids screaming, teacher trying to get a bucket for me. One boy yells, do it again. Oh no. And that's all I remember from 1995. That's a nervous vomit.

Do people vomit when they're nervous? Yeah. I didn't know that. Do it again. Oh, this one's, we'll read this one out from Phoebe. She says, hi, I'm Phoebe. I'm 12. My five-year-old brother was throwing up the whole flight and most of the

holiday in Fiji it was the worst holiday ever. Please read this out. I'm a big fan of the show. Hi, Phoebe. Hi, Phoebe and your brother. Thanks for embarrassing your brother. We appreciate that. Did you read the one on the buses and the trains no it might be the biggest journey they said public vomit me yes i was living in london my journey home was about one and a half hours by train and by bus and another train and on the first train ride on the tube on the underground

i started to feel sick i vomited and then i kept vomiting and vomiting some more and then it started to come out both ends so every time i stopped to vomit i had to get off the bus and then i had to wait for the next bus and by the time the next bus came i felt like vomiting again it was quite the game so this continued until I finally got home. You would just want to be home in your own bathroom more than anything in the world. Because what do you do? There's nothing you can do. You know what I mean?

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Wait, when you were on the internet? Yeah, it's beautiful irony, isn't it? I know you don't want to know, but I think it on the internet, which... Wait, when you were on the internet? Yeah, it's beautiful irony, isn't it? I know you don't want to know, but I think it's important. I think it's important to know, because otherwise it just creeps up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up. We've all got a problem. Yeah, we do. The reporters from the annual Internet Insights survey,

and it found that on average, people in New Zealand these days are spending three hours a day online for personal use. Oh, not for work? No, not for work. Related use. Not sitting in front of your computer. Three hours of your personal time is spent online. Producer Claudia just mouthed, that's nothing.

Is that all? You think three hours of your personal time on the internet is not a lot? Based on my screen time, that's not a lot. 18 to 29-year-olds, four hours a day. Ooh. And half of 30 to 39-year-olds, also four hours a day. So 50%. Yeah.

If you divide your day up into eight hours of sleep, eight hours of work, eight hours of personal time, which is how we're meant to do it, but nobody actually does. But that's how your day is meant to look. Right. And then you spend half of your personal time on the internet. You still don't think that's a lot? Nah. I mean, for me, because I don't really watch TV as TV. So like my phone is technically TV. So that would be in my screen time, right? Yeah, yeah, it does. My doom scrolling is my TV time. It seems like a lot to me.

Claudia does have a point though. The things that make up time on the internet are social media, emails, reading the news and streaming TV shows. Okay, wait, that's interesting. Yeah, I don't think you can count streaming TV shows. Okay. Yeah. See? That's interesting. Yeah. I don't think you can count streaming TV shows. That's different. Unless you're doing what Claudia's doing and streaming it on your phone, in which case

I would count it as time because you're using the bad screen, the one that's in your hand, not the good screen, the one that's up on the wall. Yeah. The real comforting screen that's good for your health. Yeah. Exactly right. TV. I saw this thing that said you go to work. Yeah, the real comforting screen that's good for your health. Yeah, exactly right. TV. I saw this thing that said you go to work to look at the medium screen and you take little breaks to look at your small screen,

then you go home and look at the big screen while also looking at your small screen, and then you go to bed. Has anyone seen the movie, the cartoon Wall-E? No. Have you seen it, Claude? Of course. That movie really worried me It feels like a prediction eh?

Yeah so essentially the movie is about It's set way in the future Yeah And it's about Everyone's seen Wall-E except for me by the way Yeah But I'm just telling you Yeah yeah

And it's about this little robot that comes back to life And anyway it depicts what humans are like that far into the future and humans literally all just sit on these, like lay on these chairs that hover around with a screen that's right in front of them and they're all fat and like they don't walk, they don't do anything, they just sit in front of a screen. We're getting there.

That's what I mean. We're up to four hours of our personal time a day. It worries me. One last stat. Of all the apps, so social media apps, of all the apps, which one do you think we're on the most in 2025? All of us, across all age groups. Wait, say again?

Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, Snapchat, all the social media apps, which one do you think we're on the most this year? TikTok. Still Facebook. Facebook? 58% of New Zealanders still check Facebook every day. year apps which one do you think we're on the most this year tech top still facebook facebook 58 percent of new zealanders still check facebook every day really yeah interesting but then 58 percent of new zealanders are probably boomers so yeah this is an interesting text that came through they said uh it's their breakdown of their day what what they're doing. They said, for me, I sleep for six hours, work for 14 hours,

gym for an hour and a half, 30 minutes of eating, one and a half hours of family time and 30 minutes online. That person was a machine. That person sounds like they've got their shit together. No, they're working for 14 hours a day. Oh, yeah, that's not good balance, is it? Yeah, it's not balanced, but we're still impressed. ZM's Bray and Clint podcast.

Do you have a prenup in your marriage? Oof, straight into it. It's quite a full-on question, isn't it? No. Do you reckon it's a common thing in this country? No. But it does exist. Yes.

It definitely exists. Yes. I don't know any friends who have taken out a prenup. Definitely not on their first marriage anyway. Maybe on their second. Maybe the more jaded ones on their second time around. Especially if you already own a house or... How rich do you have to be though?

Have kids? No, you just have to have something. Assets. Yeah. That you want to protect. A lot of people who go into a relationship with kids already like to have a prenup because you've got to protect the kids. Yeah.

I mean, it makes sense, but damn, that's an awkward conversation to have in a relationship just before you get married. I think so. But an adult conversation, I guess. Yeah. It must be tough. It's not romantic though, is it? The last thing it is is romantic.

Because essentially it's like, hey, you know how I love you and I want to be with you forever and ever and ever. And I think we will definitely last. And I think we definitely will be. But just in case we're not. I'm going to get you to sign this thing so you can't take any of my things. Yeah. I saw this clip of this couple that's about to get you to sign this thing so you can't take any of my things. I saw this clip of this

couple that's about to get married and it's off of this podcast and this couple's gone on this podcast and they've been asked the question about prenups and they have not discussed prenups. It's clear like when you hear them talk they have not discussed this topic and they have very different views. Take a listen. 100% I wouldn't even consider a pre-mortem. She might have more money than me too.

Absolutely. I have kids. I have kids. Whatever we get together, it's different. Whatever I have from before belongs to my kids. I mean, respectfully, that's just the way it is. Same. I don't expect anything from you either. You know that. Never did. Wait, wait.

But there are things where, if I need What? She had a tough spot. Yeah, awkward way to find out. Yeah. She's right though. So he was like, nah, no prenup. Yeah. And she was like, nah, definitely getting a prenup. Yeah, yeah. For out. Yeah. She's right though. So he was like, nah, no prenup. Yeah. And she was like, nah, definitely getting a prenup.

Yeah, yeah. For sure. Yeah. That's what we've talked about. She's got kids. She has to think about the kids. Yeah, they can earn their own money though, can't they? I'm just kidding. I totally get it and understand what she's saying. I think I was watching, what was it? Love is Blind, when I

just wanted to watch something mindless. And one of the couples on there had this big conversation about it and it completely just took all the wind and the sparkle off their relationship. I would love to know if there's anyone listening, have you been in this situation? Have you got a prenup in your marriage? Did you have it in a past relationship?

Was it you that asked for it or was it them? Or did you not have one and you're like, God damn it, why did I not have one? What did it cost you not having a prenup? Yeah. Someone's texting, this is a really good perspective. They said, to support the prenup argument, you don't plan on crashing your car,

so why do you wear a seatbelt? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But the car can't talk back. Yeah. Nothing romantic about a car. I know what you're saying. We're not, you and I aren't anti-prenup. No. Have you got one? No. You've been living together

long enough. Well, that's the thing. I think it's like 18 months if you've been living with a significant other. They're entitled to be honest. And it's more in your partner's better interest for her to have a prenup than you. I'm pretty sure my partner has way more than me. That's what I mean. Yeah. I tried to

weasel my way out of one. Yeah, nah, take her to the cleaners, mate. We're talking about prenups. We're just interested to know. Very grown up of us to be talking about prenups. It is a very grown up conversation. Unless you were this person on the text machine, which is wild to me. It says, in my relationship, we had a prenup. We had a prenup until we got married.

My now husband bought his first house when we'd only been together for a year. 25 years married and it never put me off. We got a prenup when we were 19. 19? So they obviously got together. Yeah, yeah. He must have bought a house when he was 18. Yeah.

And he's like, got to get a prenup. Man has got one eye on the future, eh? I was just impressed if I got up and showered and got myself to a place I needed to go when I was 18, let alone buy a house and get a prenup. Or 35. Ellie's here. Hi, Ellie. Hi, Ellie.

Hi. Have you got some prenup drama for us? Not really drama, but I was the one who pushed for a prenup before we got married and 17 years down the track. And he's the one that ended for a prenup before we got married and 17 years down the track. And he's the one that ended up leaving me. And I suppose the reason, that was a year ago, but the reason I pushed so hard for it was sort of inherited jewelry from grannies and

things like that. I really just wanted to protect that if anything happened. But it was funny at the time because we put it together. Well, I pushed to put it together and the lawyer who was doing it sort of said to my ex, oh, watch out for this one. She's a sharp cookie and careful of her and all this sort of stuff. Yeah. What?

But it's just, yeah, it's just made, no, I mean, he was kidding, but it's just made things a lot less stressful. Right. Are you glad? Are you so glad that you kind of had it when it all kind of stressful down the road. Right. Are you glad? Are you so glad that you kind of had it when it all kind of went down?

Yeah. Yeah, well, it's just easy. It's sort of this car is yours and that car is yours and anything you replace it with remains, you know, each of yours and that sort of stuff.

It's just conversations you really don't need to have. So you reckon get one? Even if you're super happy and everything's going well, you reckon you should still get one? Yeah, I reckon. I mean, at the end of the day, I never expected us to be apart.

No. Yeah. My parents left after 14 years of marriage when I was nine, and they both said to me, geez, it would just be so much easier if you're not fighting over knives and forks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who gets the silverware? Yeah, yeah.

Who gets the PlayStation? It's just done. Yeah, exactly. I mean, my ex It's just done. Yeah, exactly. I mean, my ex bulked his side up because he didn't like that I had all these, you know, protected things. And so he put in there his, you know, DJ equipment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, which is totally cool.

I didn't, you know, I was happy to do that. Yeah. Interesting. It was all good. So, yeah, I would definitely recommend it. Fascinating. Thank you, Ellie. We appreciate it. Leel is here. Hi, Leel. Hi, Leel. Yeah. Interesting. It was all good. So yeah, I would definitely recommend it. Fascinating. Thank you, Ellie. We appreciate it.

Leal is here. Hi, Leal. Hi, Leal. Hello. Hello. Have you got some prenup drama for us? It's not drama.

It's more than just, so my partner and I are both in our 20s and we're the only people we know with a prenup. Wow. Are you married, Leal? No, we're planning

our wedding currently, but we've been living together for like three years. Okay. Why'd you get one? Are you married, Leal? No, we're planning our wedding currently, but we've been living together for like three years. Okay. Why'd you get one? Are you rich? No, rich is not the right word. You're rich.

You are comfortable. That's what rich people say. That's what a rich person would say. See, the thing is that we were both really happy to get it, and I think it has a bad rep for how people look at it because it's not just what's yours is yours and what's mine is mine. So we have flaws in there about the fact that we're buying a home together. And those flaws take into account how much goes towards your, like, bills.

So you're not like, if you're the person that pays all the bills. Yeah, of course. But, Leal, who brought it up? And at what stage of the relationship did someone bring up, hey, let's insure ourselves against breaking up? Well, so I brought it up, but we brought it up when we wanted to buy the house. Right.

Okay, so there was a catalyst to actually have the conversation. Leo, you're wealthy and mature. I wish that was true. No, I understand, Leo. Both of you are rich. That's why you need the prenups. We're just teasing you, Leal. Thank you for your perspective.

We appreciate it. Someone texts through and they said, I've been with my partner for a little over a year. I have my own house that I purchased prior to us getting together. My parents own quite a large farm, which is in a trust. So essentially, if anything were to happen to them or they were to pass away, the farm gets divided amongst us three kids. My parents have discussed with me getting a prenup to protect the trust in case anything

were to happen. My partner and I have talked openly about it and neither of us are opposed to the idea to protect my parents' hard work and what they wish to happen in the future. You can't be opposed to it because otherwise they'll go, wait, are you going to leave me and try and take half my parents' farm? Is that why you're trying to

marry me? To get into my parents' farm? Someone said, he's a trust fund baby and I'm not, but I mean, get real. We equally own the place. I'm carrying his baby at this point what more do I have to gain yeah I mean that's a great point I feel like once kids come into it yeah this is how I feel once kids come into it it's not what's yours is yours and what's mine is mine like what's it's what ours everything is is ours. What ours. Yeah, yeah, totally.

Yeah, yeah. Someone texted and said that their partner's parents cornered them and said, hey, we want you to get a prenup. That's so awkward. Yeah. Very awkward. They're obviously from old money. We get it, okay? We get it.

It's wise. It is wise to get one. Still doesn't make it any less awkward. No, totally. Yeah, and it's always the richer person asking. one. Still doesn't make it any less awkward. No, totally. Yeah, and it's always the richer person asking. No, I don't think it is. I think sometimes it's the less rich person asking, so it doesn't seem like they've got anything to gain.

They're like, hey, by the way, I'm not interested in you for your money. Let's sign it up. But that sounds dumb because then you don't get everything you want once you leave them. It's ZM's brie and clint podcast now though let's play what's the plot once upon a time there was a girl she was smart debatable talented athletic not really but picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do. Brie and Clint's What's the Plot?

Where today if you beat Brie, you'll score $150. Plus, I got the other prize wrong before. You'll get three months of free neon. How bloody good. Amazing. Where you can watch the new season of White Lotus. Or like me, you can start Sopranos again from the start. Or season two of The Last of Us.

Or Outlander. Or Sex Lives of College Girls. Or Sex and the City. The entire Sex and the City. So who's going to do that today? Hopefully you, Matt. G'day. Hi, Matt.

Hey, guys, how's it going? Good, thank you. Matt, you're How's it going? Good, thank you. Matt, you're a big movie guy? Oh, yeah, pretty big. Me too, Matt. Me too. Understated. I like it. Matt, I'm going to read out movie plot lines. You are going to buzz in with your name

if you think you know what it is. Before I finish it, just go for it as soon as you have a hunch. And if you can correctly guess two movies before Bree does, we will give you $150 on top of that Neon subscription. Alrighty, sounds good. Best of luck. This week is, this weekend is Reese Witherspoon's

birthday. It's not on my calendar, it is on Producer Claudia's though, so these are all Reese Witherspoon movies. God, did you see that she got stabbed recently? Did she? Yeah. With a knife? No, with a spoon. That's an alley-oop from me.

Thank you. Appreciate you throwing it up. Matt, here we go. Movie number one, starring Reese Witherspoon, The Rise of a Country Music Legend. Brie. Brie. Walk the line.

The Johnny Cash movie. She was great in it. Joaquin Phoenix, I believe. Yeah, she plays... Or as Ella likes to say, Jacqueen Phoenix. Oh, Jacqueen Phoenix. Yeah, yeah.

She's not impressed. She's not happy. Matt, have you seen Walk the Line? Yes, I have. Yeah, it's a good one. It's a good one. But it's too quick for me. She is very quick.

Let's go with another one. You trying to play to Matt's strengths? Yeah, I am a little bit. I'd like to try and level the playing field a little bit. Go on, Matty. You got this one. Alrighty. In New York City in 1987,

a handsome young urban professional lives a second life as a gruesome serial killer by night. Brie. Brie. The Joker? She's not in that. What am I talking about? Free guess, Matt.

Cruel Intentions? Is she in Cruel Intentions? She is. Wow. Neve Campbell and Reese Witherspoon. He hides his alternate psychopathic ego from his co-workers and friends. Matt. The fear.

The fear. Free Gaspari. I'll abandon it after this. I don't know. American Psycho. Ah, right. I haven't seen it. I forgot she was in that.

Yeah. Me too. I just think about Christian Bale. Sounds scary, though. Movie number three. Our hero unwittingly becomes a pawn in a diabolical wager involving indoor gardening, code word, when she writes an article in Seventeen magazine

about how she intends to stay pure until she marries her boyfriend. However, he gets more than he bargained for as he attempts to woo her into his bed. Oh, God. Do you know that one, Matt? I don't. No idea, no. Cruel Intentions. Oh, Matt.

That one's Cruel Intentions. It was right there. Reese Witherspoon movies in What's the Plot? Movie number four. When a sorority queen is dumped by her. Bree. Leg was right there. Reese Witherspoon movies and what's the plot? Movie number four. When a sorority queen is dumped by her. Brie. Legally Blonde. I knew it was coming. Brie scoops the victory

Witherspoon. It wasn't a great victory but Matt, you don't go home like we said, empty handed. Three months of neon and there's so many amazing things to watch on there, mate. Enjoy. Awesome. Thank you very much, guys. I don't know Reese Witherspoon movies all that well.

She's prolific. Sweet Home Alabama, was that on there? That's quite a good movie with her in it. No, it wasn't. Oh. No, not on our list. Thanks, Neon. You can get the latest blockbuster movies if you sign up to Max on Neon from just $12.99 a month.

It's ZM's Brinklin Podcast. Are you familiar with New Zealand's mythical animals? Yeah, we've talked about quite a few. There's the Canterbury Black Panther. Yeah, remember we sent ex-producer of the show Producer Ben down there? Yeah. And he got attacked by it. No, that was the wild boar that got loose in Otago. Oh, right. I get them confused. There's the Huntley

Tunnyfire. There's the Thai Happy Trouser Snake. Mm-hmm. I've come face to face with that. You have? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It was quite scary. And other parts to face. But do you know about the Fiordland moose? Haven't heard.

No, I wasn't hugely familiar with the Fiordland moose story either until today. I've done a bit of digging because there's been a sighting, obviously. That's why we're talking about the Fiordland moose. Did you know that moose were actually introduced to Fiordland from Canada in 1910? So there is potential that this is actually real. Yeah, but there have been no official sightings since the 1950s. So a long time ago. The popular theory is the moose died out.

They didn't keep bringing them in. But that's not necessarily. They were brought in for hunting and there's no more moose. Not necessarily the truth. The last claimed sighting was made by a helicopter pilot named Ben Young in the doubtful sound in 2020. So no sightings since then. And even then, that one wasn't confirmed or corroborated.

Well, we've got a freshie. We've got a moose sighting, everybody, and this is very exciting. I'm so interested to hear. Norbert Nijen of Minnesota said he was with his wife, Virginia Schooning, when they encountered the Fiordland moose while tramping the Kepler track on March 13th. Last week they saw the Fiordland moose. Wait, wait, wait. Yes. So Americans who have come to

New Zealand and are visiting, they are the ones who think they've spotted the moose. Correct. Does it make it less plausible? Does it make it less or is it more? They've got no skin in this game. But they're so used to seeing...

They're probably not even familiar with the legend of the Fiordland moose. But, you know, maybe they're just so used to seeing moose. Yeah. What, did they just imagine them? Maybe it was a deer and they were like, oh, look at that moose. Well, you say that, but I believe this is credible because Norbert is a veterinarian of almost three decades.

Okay. So he knows animals. He knows his moose. They've also both spent time observing moose in the wild in the U.S. They he knows animals. He knows he's moose. They've also both spent time observing moose in the wild in the US. They're moose people. They're moose people. And they say I saw a moose. I'm inclined to believe them. But I hear what you're saying. Pics or it didn't happen, right? Yeah, I need to see a photo. Norbert said that he watched the animal for about five seconds and he was like, cool, blimey, that's a moose.

He reached for his phone to take a photo, but by the time he got it out and opened the camera, the moose had turned and disappeared into the bush. Oh, these people have been paid off. No. These people have been paid off. By who? To come here.

Yeah. To keep the spirit. To perpetuate the moose theory. Exactly right. To keep the theory alive. I don't perpetuate the moose theory. Exactly right. To keep the theory alive. I don't know why I believe him, but I do. I do. I do believe him.

It's hard because everybody has a camera these days. It's hard for any kind of myth to still exist. I'd need to know like how far away did he think. The moose was. Yeah. Yeah. Like if it's quite far, like it could have been a moose, but it could have been a deer.

Do you know what a moose sounds like? I could guess. Do you want to have a go? Because I've had Claudia source a moose sound effect for us. So do you want to attempt a moose? Okay. And we'll see how close you can get to it. I definitely want to take that.

Okay. That's what I reckon a moose would sound like. It's not bad. I don't know what a moose sounds like, but that's not bad. Oh, you haven't heard it? Oh, you're not going to have a go? No, this is just for you. I was thinking you were about to say moose. You're like, moose. Okay, so that's to say moose. You're like, moose.

Okay, so that's Bree's moose. This is a real moose. Was that me? I think I nailed it. Are you a distant relative of the Fiordland Moose? Not far off. Pretty bloody close, eh? Yeah, right.

I did have an uncle bullwinkle, so. I've seen this doing the rounds on social media and I don't know if it's come out in New Zealand yet, this episode. Right. But if you're watching Married at First Sight, it's all over my For You page and it's the home visits where the couples are now going home to see where their

significant other lives and, you know, in their element, in their natural habitat. With their flatmates, some of them. Some of them, which apparently they hired Airbnbs for those people. So they gave them a fake house. For example, Jackie and Ryan, if you have been watching the show, Jackie apparently lives in a flat with flatmates. I'd want to know if my new wife had flatmates.

I think they told him. Right. But they hired an Airbnb for the show so it looked like she had her own place. What a load of crap. Anyway, so that's one element of this. But they go home to Ryan's house and I would say it's probably what I pictured for a 36-year-old guy who… Single. Single.

Up until now. Owns his own home, has been single for about seven years. Loves working out. Loves all that kind of stuff. Anyway, this audio you're about to hear is him showing her around his house and then how she feels about it. So this is the lounge room. That's a 250-year-old Edo period katana.

As you can tell, I'm pretty passionate about this type of stuff. It was eye opening to see his home. I just think he's been alone here for 7 years. Maybe he isn't even aware of how lonely he is. It really reminds me of the elderly because a lot of elderly live in homes

where they're alone for 7, 10, 15 years. This is a 70-year-old kimono. It was so sweet of him to be so confident and so happy to bring me in. So he's showing her samurai swords, kimonos. And just like quite a lot of clutter, just like stuff everywhere. Boy stuff. Boy stuff.

What did she say? It seemed like a house. Boy stuff. Boy stuff. What did she say? It seemed like a house for the elderly. Seemed like a very lonely elderly person's house. This is my 250-year-old samurai sword. The samurai sword was on the kitchen table. Oh, not mounted? No, it was on the kitchen dining room table. You know what that means?

Yeah. He does like sword stuff with it. He takes it out and stuff and he swords around the house because he can because he's a single dude with a 250-year-old samurai sword. What was that game where you – Fruit Ninja. Like a Fruit Ninja. Yeah, he is real life Fruit Ninja.

It's very relatable, I think. You know, when you've been tating someone and you go into their space for the first time. Everybody knows that feeling. Yeah. You learn a lot about a person. Bringing someone home for the first time. Yeah.

Or going to their house for the first time. You get to see what it looks like. You get to see what it smells like in their house. That's a big one for me. That is a big one. You know? Same with like when you get into their car for smells like in their house. That's a big one for me. That is a big one. Same with like when you get into their car for the first time. Yes, it's their personal space.

Like when I, because I knew ex-producer of the show, Producer Ben, for a while before I got into his car. You can't really know Producer Ben until you get into his car. And I think his car really showed a different side to Producer Ben. Well, give him a break.

Car slash mobile bedroom. Oh, yeah, exactly. Yeah, sorry. Permanent mattress in the back. Yeah, that had never had the sheets washed. It didn't have a sheet. Oh, it did not have a sheet. No, it didn't have a sheet. It didn't even have material over it.

It was just a bare foam squab. That's right. But that's fine because it covered the stains on the back seat. We joke. We love your bed. Don't worry. He. We joke. We love you, Ben. Don't worry. He's in Melbourne. He can't hear us.

Yeah, he can't hear us. We want to know what was the bad first impression that someone gave when you visited their house for the first time, someone you were dating. Yeah, or it could have been someone you met on a night out. Yeah. And they said, come back to my place. Just a romantic liaison.

You went back to their house and you were shocked to see what? You're like, oh, my God, I didn't realise you had goats inside or seven flatmates in only four bedrooms. Bunk beds. I didn't know that you guys had bunk beds. Oh, my God. I don't know. What could it be?

What was the thing? I mean, it's always a big point of contention, isn't it? The bedding. I'll just say that. You know? And look, mainly for the fellas, but we're not just asking for that. I'm sure

there has been situations. This is not gendered. No, it is not. No. It is definitely not. There's some grotty women out there. A hundred percent. No doubt about it. 0800 dials at M or text 9696 with the bad first impression

that the person gave off when you visited their house for the first time. We're talking about the bad first impressions you have got when you went home with someone or you were dating someone and you saw their place for the first time. After Jackie on Married at First Sight has had that feeling when she's gone to Ryan's house. Not good.

She said that it made her feel like the elderly lived there. Yeah. Do you want? Yeah, go on. So this is the lounge room. That's a 250-year-old Edo period katana. As you can tell, I'm pretty passionate about this type of stuff. It was eye-opening to see his home.

I just think he's been alone here for seven years. She's not happy. So I love a Friends in Real Life reference, but I don't know this one. Someone said you guys should look up the episode of Friends where Ross goes to the model's apartment. I know the one. So she's really hot and he's been dating her for a while

and everyone's kind of like, how the hell did Ross get her? Yeah. Anyway, he goes back to her apartment and it's just like a hoarder. Like there's just like a hoarder. Like there's just rubbish and just stuff everywhere. And then eventually she has a pet rat that lives around in the rubbish and it's horrible. That's exactly what we're talking about. Maddie, what was the bad first impression you got

when you went home with someone? Oh, my goodness. So there was this one guy that I was seeing for a couple of weeks or so, it turned into a couple of months, and then he was coming over to my house heat, and then, you know, you finally get the invite to go over to the next person's house. He lived with flatmates. They were, you know, all good, normal people, which is, you know, the first green flag you'll ever see. And then you get invited to the bedroom, and unfortunately on the bed, there was

Batman sheets and a Batman pillowcase and the whole kitted out situation. Was it a queen bed though? Was it a double? It was. Okay, well that's a plus. But he was 23 at the time. Da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

Batman. Hey, Maddie, that would be quite hard to find Batman sheets to fit a queen bed. That's what I thought. I know. I did a compliment on him as well. So I like your Batman sheets. And he was quite proud of himself, to be fair.

Thank you. So. Or like. No, yeah, it doesn't really. Did that one, yeah, how many sleepovers did that last, Maddie? One. Yeah, right. Well, that's a good sign for the boys out there.

If you're having someone over, is it fair to say, Maddie, ladies prefer a more grown-up sheet? I mean, you know, I guess so. You never came back for the Batman Returns? No, unfortunately not. I was hoping for the Joker next time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice, Maddie, nice.

We like it. This one is gross, so I will give a warning. Someone said, I went to a girl's house, thought she was cool till her dog walked into the room and took a dump on her carpet floor. That wasn't the gross part, though, but the fact that she watched it happen and then carried on with her business and left it there was a sign for me to get out. Yeah, that's...

That'll do it, eh? No reaction to the dog taking a dump on the floor. Not good. I found out that the guy I was seeing's flatmates were actually his elderly parents and the house smelled like soup. Aww. Aww. He's a family man.

What type of soup? That matters. You know? Someone texted and said, no dark night rising in those sheets. I went home drunk with my now wife. Oh, this text unhinged. But I'm going to read it anyway. Yeah.

Okay, because it came in. Okay. I went home drunk with my now wife. I loudly said that her house smelled like curry. Her dad is Pakistani and he was home at the time too. Oh, no. Then I got bit by the dog and I bled all over the floor and I

screamed, I'm definitely gonna get rabies. Somehow her folks saw the good side in me and it's been 13 years now. You're kidding. Also I knocked her up after two months. A lot happening in that tech state.

A lot going on. This one's good. Surprised to find his mother the next morning. He'd made me think it was his house and we were the only ones there. I was horrified to meet his mum in the morning and realised her bedroom was

right beside his and we had been loud. Mostly I had been loud thinking we were alone. Nah. That's rough. Not good. Nah, leave that one. Not good.

This guy was very popular and he had a great sense of humour. He seemed like a great catch. I went home with him and I got to his room. I found Wozjig puzzles stacked against every wall in his room That's weird, isn't it? I've been crushing on him for a while and he was so hot. Yeah, Woz Jigs, those reverse puzzles. I mean, Woz Jig in itself, not a red flag. But if they're the only decor in the room.

Is it a red flag? If he's hot and funny and he's got a good sense of humour, who cares if he's a bit obsessed with puzzles? Just when you guys get married and buy a house, get him a puzzling room. I guess you can teach him like what bedroom furniture is. Yeah. You know?

Like you don't need to use those puzzle boxes as your nightstand. You can teach him that puzzles go under the stairs. Yeah, totally. You know? Yeah. Someone else said, went home with this guy next morning I wake up to use the bathroom and I notice his gun shelf turns out he was a hunter and not a

psycho. Phew. I went home with a girl. She took me back to her flat and they had no door on the bathroom and the shower with barely blurred glass. You could be seen in there in full view from the kitchen. What the hell? And what? There was multiple people

that lived there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What in the world? I might pee outside, eh? One of the flatmates is like, guys, I reckon we just take the bathroom door off. Make it easier. It's good feng shui. You know, it doesn't like cloud up the mirror.

And one more text. Someone just texted and said, a bloody lover was, Jig. Well, have we got the man for you? We could set them up. We could set you guys up. It is sprinklant. Sprinklant. All could set you guys up. It is Brinkland. Brinkland.

All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Here we go. Birthday banger time. Number one song's when you turn 16. You know the drill. We do the calculations, then we'll play our favourite one. Nicky's here to play birthday banger. Hi, Nicky.

Hi, Nicky. Hello. How are you? Good, mate. How are you? Good, thank you. How's your day been on a scale of one to ten? Oh, about an eight.

Pretty good. Solid. You take an eight. You take an eight. You always take an eight. Well, let's see what you rate your birthday, Banger. What's your date of birth? 18th of November, 85.

All right, that means you were 16, Nikki, in 2001. We've done our calculations and here's your birthday magnet. Icon. Coily. Oh, perfect. Perfect. I mean, it doesn't get better than a bit of monoguie, does it? No, it's good.

No, that's a pretty good one. 2001. Is that a little baby we can hear in the background? Yep, it's Isla and she's asking if you guys can speak French. Oh. Say hello. Oui. Oui, oui.

Oui, we can. Ché d'eau, chérie. They can. They can speak a little bit of French. A little bit. Very little bit. Yeah, she's pretty happy with that. Good.

Okay, wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Jewel. Hi, Jewel. Hi, Jewel. Kia ora. This isn't the same Jewel. Hi, Jewel. Hi, Jewel. Kia ora. This isn't the same Jewel we had on yesterday, is it? No, no. Different Jewel.

Different Jewel. Okay, this isn't the famous musician Jewel, is it? No, sadly not. Just Jewel from Kirikirirua. Jewel from Kirikirirua. Well, welcome to the show, Jewel. Welcome. Thank you. What is your birthday, Jewel from Kirikiriroa. Well, welcome to the show, Jewel. Welcome. Thank you.

What is your birthday, Jewel? July 3, 2000. Right, that means you were 16 in 2016. And God, I hope it works out. You wouldn't believe it. Jewel, you've got a bit of Jewel as your birthday bag up. Just a bit of Jewel humour there, which definitely would have gone over Jewel from the year 2000s here.

Just kidding, Jewel. You've got Drake. Probably the biggest song of that year, I'd say. Probably the biggest Drake song. What do you reckon, Jewel? I think it was a pretty good song back then, too. Yeah, it's hard to like Drake now, though, eh? That's the problem.

That was a catchy song, though. Yeah, that's the problem. Yeah, that's the problem. As shown by him cancelling his concerts in New Zealand. Wait there, let's do Izzy's birthday banger. Hi, Izzy. G'day, Izzy. Hi, how are you guys?

Good, mate. What have you been up to today? Oh, just finished some overtime. How much overtime? How much are you getting paid for overtime? Personal. Izzy doesn't mind. We're friends.

Not a lot. Not enough. Time and a half, surely. Not enough. Not enough. Yeah. Anyway, what is your date of birth, Izzy? 22nd of Feb, 2003.

All right, that means you were 16 in 2019. And on that exact day, this was at the top. Oh, it's a bit of Ari under Grundy. Are you? That's good. I can get around it. Yep. Break up with your girlfriend. It's a goodie, eh, Izzy? Yes, yes it is. I can get around it. Yep. Break up with your girlfriend.

It's a goodie, eh, Izzy? Yes, yes it is. I was about to call you Ari. I do like it, but I'm going to be voting for Kylie Minogue. Yeah, go on. Yeah. Who doesn't want a bit of Kylie? Come on, Nikki.

Hello. You won birthday banger, mate. Congratulations. Woo-hoo. Awesome. So bonsoir and menage a trois. Bag it. Hello You won birthday banger mate Congratulations Woohoo Awesome So bonsoir And menage a trois Bag it

Awesome That's all I got Do you think she can speak French? I'm thinking so I hope not Yeah With our performance Here you go

From the year 2001 Kylie Minogue on ZM It's birthday banger with Brianne Clint. ZM's Brianne Clint. Kylie Minogue on ZM. For Nikki, the winner of Birthday Banger's Day from the year 2001. Don't think about the fact that that song is 25 years old next year. Don't think about it. What the hell? Don't think about it. Quarter of a century, don't think about the fact that that song is 25 years old next year. Don't think about it.

What the hell? Don't think about it. Quarter of a century, don't think about it. Next on the show, history was made in Auckland yesterday when a 15-year-old broke a track and field record, and it's a decent one too. Yeah, this is wild news, isn't it? Yeah.

It's worth talking about and how impressive it is breaking the four-minute mile. You hear it and you're like, oh, yeah, four-minute mile. No, no, I'm going to break it down for you next. How long's a mile? A mile is 1.6 kilometres. Yeah, because see, that's how I. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not as catchy though, the four-minute 1.6 kilometre. Yeah, see, a mile meant nothing to me, but now you've...

Yeah. I'm like, yeah, that's fast. Yeah. I've got a question for you about it next. ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. Jeez, this was big news last night. 15-year-old Kiwi Sam Ruth became the youngest person in history to run a sub four minute mile.

Struth. 15-year-old New Zealander runs under four minutes. He ran three minutes and 58 seconds at the home of the Bois, Mount Smart. Oh, is that where he did it? Yeah, so they've got an athletics track out there. It is seriously impressive, this kid. That's incredible. So he's got the world record for the youngest person ever.

Not the fastest. No, but the youngest person ever to run the mile. Up until early last century, no, not even early, partway through last century, they thought that human beings physically could not break the four-minute mile mark. They didn't think that that was a pace that human beings could do. And then over time, people get faster and better. And if you're wondering, a mile is 1.6 kilometres.

Yeah. Yeah. So over a kilometre, kilometre, kilometre, kilometre and a half. Bree can't even say it, let alone run it. I know. He's from Running Stock. His dad, Ben Ruth, is a former national record holder. His mum, Jess, was a national cross-country titleist. His grandma, Rosemary, was a champion 400-metre relay sprinter and an 800-metre Commonwealth Games gold medallist. His nan won a gold medal at the Commonwealth Games. His uncle played in the baseball. Oh, babe.

Yeah. Do you know how fast you have to run to crack a four-minute mile? Not really. You know running's not my thing. I've broken it down. So, yes, we've mentioned that a mile is 1.6 kilometres. You would have to run at a speed, so I've put it into kilometres so we can understand it.

You would have to run at a speed of 2.29 seconds per kilometre. 2.29 seconds per? Kilometre. Which means you're doing a lap of the 400 metre track. Twice and some. Every 59 seconds. Right, so that's good to break it down. So a full lap of an athletics track is 400 metres

and you need to be doing that in 59 seconds every time. Four times in a row. Four times. To go under four minutes. Oh, that sounds yuck. Do you want to know how fast your mile is? No. How are you going to work that out?

Well, it's just a mile. I thought that maybe. I'm not running a mile. I thought maybe tomorrow before the show you and I could run a mile. Absolutely not. Because you know why? I'm not expecting us to break the four minute. I'm not.

Obviously. Obviously. Obviously. You know why I don't want to? Why? Right now, like I live, I'm living my life, and I could potentially

do well at that race. Like, I don't know. But if I go and do it, then I'll know how bad I am. Oh, you've got an ignorance is bliss. I'd rather be, yeah, ignorance is bliss. Don't say no yet. Okay, I've done a little bit of research.

There's no reason for me to do this. No, there is. There is. What is the reason? Because you could better this, okay? Obviously, we can't do four minutes. You could better the average. I've Googled,

what time should a 35-year-old woman be able to run a mile, okay? This is making it worse. Google says, a 35-year-old woman be able to run a mile, okay? This is making it worse. Google says a 35-year-old woman with average fitness. That's not me. It is. It is. You walk dogs every day.

Every day. Yeah, walk. You're fit. You're up. You're active. No, I'm not. A 35-year-old woman with average fitness, a good time to run a mile is between 9 and 12 minutes.

You could beat 12 minutes. You could definitely beat 12. You could possibly beat 9. I feel like I'd be pushing to do a kilometre in 12 minutes. I'll do it with you. I'll do it with you. I Googled mine. I Googled mine.

I Googled mine. Yeah. So a non-competitive, relatively in shape 38-year-old man, an average mile time would be around 9 to 10 minutes. God, that seems very close. You get 9 to 12. I get 9 to 10. That seems too close.

It seems way too close. I feel like yours should be faster. We can do anything. It's only 1.6 Ks. It seems way too close. I feel like yours should be faster. We can do anything. It's only 1.6 k's. It's only... I don't think you understand. It's only four laps. You know me, don't you?

Yeah, yeah. I don't think there's many things I hate more on this planet than running long distances. I hate running long distances so much that years ago when you tried to make me do the Bronco Challenge, I went to a hospital and got a fake cast put on

my leg, which I had for four days and had to walk around on crutches for four days to avoid, just to avoid running a long distance. And the mistake I made there was I gave you a week's notice. So what I'm doing here is challenging you to a mile tomorrow

at lunchtime. You don't have to beat me. You just have to beat Google, the Google average. In fact, you don't even have to do that. You don't even have to beat it. You're just participating as winning. Okay, you tell me where and when. No, you're going to do some bullshit.

You're going to pretend that you've been in a car crash. Claudia, tell her she has to do it. You're in charge of this show. Yeah, Brie, you have to do it. Tell her she has to do it. There's nothing to entice me to do this. Like, you want to. You're on your Fitspo journey.

You bet you can't. You're a bit scared. Yeah, to be honest, yeah. I am a chicken. You're right. I am. I don't mind being called a chicken. You're not going to break me.

You're enjoying that too much, Clint. Race me. Why do you always want to race me? Just race me. I wasn't allowed to do the 100 metre race do you always want to race me? Just race me! I wasn't allowed to do the 100 metre race with the girls. Even race me! Oh, my ankle's starting to flare up. Don't let people down. Tomorrow you will hear the results of our mile. You will.

It's a brilliant Clint promise. Yes, you will. Yes, you will.